Samurai City Cafe

By Makoo films.
Other pictures from this series here.

Table tennis played on the ground? Badminton is cooler than I thought it would be.

Looks like some of the snow stuck last night.

Cat cam.

Dog finally catches tail -- and he's not letting go, ever.

This dog is me when I mistakenly think I'm home alone, except I would get caught doing something besides howling.

Here's another dog who's embarrassed to have been caught in a compromising position. What is he doing at the end?

ICYMI: Dogs just want to be included. In whatever you're doing.

When it comes to looking out for each other, skunks don't stink.

Cat: I don't know if you're paying attention but we just got our asses kicked, man! Game over, man! Game over!

Golden retriever puppy attempts to sneak up on his older brother, when his older brother is looking directly at him. He fails his stealth check but he's still pretty cute.

Ryan Long of the Boyscast hired the ad agency behind Bud Light's and Target's recent triumphs. I think he might be forced to apologize for this.

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1
Furst!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2023 07:29 PM (5pZqO)

2 Ola, fellow samurai enthusiasts!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 29, 2023 07:30 PM (MeG8a)

3 Secord. 80s Blackhawk.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:30 PM (6WcPB)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 07:32 PM (T4tVD)

5 Montag.
Abend.

Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2023 07:32 PM (CAcZX)

6 Who would go on that hike? One misstep and it's over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

7 Lordy. That walk.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 29, 2023 07:34 PM (VDbGO)

8 That gang of vicious puppies!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 07:35 PM (RIvkX)

9 Notice the cat didn't swat any of those puppies.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 07:36 PM (Uv0D2)

10 Who would go on that hike? One misstep and it's over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

Good way to get away with murder.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:36 PM (6WcPB)

11 Hello my pretty Hordelings.

I watched John Wayne movies and drank beer. How did you observe Memorial Day?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2023 07:37 PM (wdHY0)

12 Wurst!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

13 That doggie watching herself on the obstacle course is beyond adorable...

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 29, 2023 07:38 PM (VDbGO)

14 Who would go on that hike? One misstep and it's over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

Good way to get away with murder.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:36 PM

I guess, or if someone wanted to commit suicide and have the possibility of the insurance actually paying out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 07:38 PM (ncXxy)

15 Good way to get away with murder.
Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:36 PM (6WcPB)

*scribbles furiously in diary: do NOT go hiking with JmT

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

16 I love Samurai movies

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

17 I knew a guy that stepped off a path like that at Yosemite. Yeah, knew.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 29, 2023 07:39 PM (KAi1n)

18 Is that samurai wearing digital camo pants?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 07:39 PM (/xaUq)

19 *looks at top picture*

No banner proclaiming allegiance so Ronin. Samurai armor evolved from the armor worn by horse mounted archers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:41 PM (hk4qW)

20 Who would go on that hike? One misstep and it's over.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Ain't doin' that waterfall ****, either.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2023 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

21 Really missing DiT this Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: Oso at May 29, 2023 07:42 PM (YU3tt)

22 Is that samurai wearing digital camo pants?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Whatever they are, they're fabulous.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2023 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

23 I can't tell. Is the samurai about to murder an elderly woman carrying large plastic grocery bags, or murder an elderly woman walking two large fluffy white dogs?

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 07:44 PM (5/7b/)

24 Ain't doin' that waterfall ****, either.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2023 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

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Don't go chasing Waterfalls. Great tune.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:44 PM (6WcPB)

25 Not digital camo, just an abstract pattern it looks like.

I see a tanuki statue. Why does that person have a white full sized poodle in the background?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:45 PM (hk4qW)

26 Enlighten me, most early armor was made out of cowhide, not so for Samurai?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2023 07:45 PM (6Ecl0)

27 Alternate title to top picture - Hiro Protagonist's inner life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:46 PM (hk4qW)

28 Bushido says it's not murder!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:47 PM (Vwz3I)

29 26 Enlighten me, most early armor was made out of cowhide, not so for Samurai?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2023 07:45 PM (6Ecl0)

IIRC, it is like... lacquered wood?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 07:47 PM (/xaUq)

30 Burned a brushpile, spent quality time with Mrs. E, gave thanks for those who perished in service to America. Lifting a double Wild Turkey 101.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 07:48 PM (Uv0D2)

31 Lacquered leather or iron scales, per the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 07:48 PM (/xaUq)

32 I watched John Wayne movies and drank beer. How did you observe Memorial Day?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2023 07:37 PM (wdHY0)

Driving all day from Montana to Colorado. Was kind of astonished at how light the traffic was. Not gonna complain, though.

I am sipping a Yellowstone bourbon right now. Not bad. It's some kind of small batch version. 93 proof.

Visited my Dad's spot at the cemetery yesterday. his and other veteran sites were all decked out with flags and flowers. Very nice. Semper fi, Pop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 07:49 PM (T/Lqj)

33 Europeans didn't have bamboo and lacquer.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:49 PM (Vwz3I)

34 The armor could include iron, leather, and silk, it was designed more against arrows and not imped mobility.

So you would never see a Samurai in a steel can like you would in Europe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (hk4qW)

35 My cats looked at me like WTF when I had the cat cam on. The cat cam kitty must have been saying some weird crap.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (BqNkw)

36 Well, I just hosted my elderly mom for our first BBQ at my new house, where she could watch her granddaughter caper around the lawn with her big sister and the dog, while she ate her customary chunk of effectively raw beef.

This has been a long time coming. Life is good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (oINRc)

37 Aetius, this makes sense. Japan not being known for beef production

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (6Ecl0)

38 Lacquered leather or iron scales, per the internet.
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For the early period only or the whole [or most of?] the timeline?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:51 PM (Vwz3I)

39 >>I knew a guy that stepped off a path like that at Yosemite. Yeah, knew

Once hiked up and down the Grand Canyon. It wasn't that bad but it felt that bad at times.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

40 I think Samurai used telephone books for armor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 07:51 PM (BqNkw)

41 Aetius, this makes sense. Japan not being known for beef production
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Wagyu armour is very, very, very expensive.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

42 BBQ'd Ribs a-a-a-a-lmost done.

Potato salad, guac and chips, some crisp veggie sticks and chicken salad.

Plus...

Millionaire Cocktails!

Yum yum!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2023 07:53 PM (RJQ8g)

43 Probably one of the finest museum collections of Japanese armor outside of Japan can be found in all places Venice.

https://en.venezia.net/oriental-art-museum-venice.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:53 PM (hk4qW)

44 41 Aetius, this makes sense. Japan not being known for beef production
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Wagyu armour is very, very, very expensive.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

Gotta massage them cows and feed them only the finest beer. No Bud Light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 07:54 PM (/xaUq)

45 Pretty Ukrainian lady (Gevorkyan Ashkhen?) shreds T&FDm on harp:
youtube.com/watch?v=HAi1pn3kBqE

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

46 In tonight's Café, we have both good news and bad news.

The good news is that Big Penguin was not successful in infiltrating their polymorphic perversity.

The bad news is there is no BatSign signaling a fulfilling event over the weekend. This can be laid partially at the feet of the Commentariat, as we did not provide any 'words of love' for him on Friday.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

47 Eris

Well have done a bit of writing plus work on models. Even bought a few lottery tickets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:56 PM (hk4qW)

48 Where did the kayak go?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2023 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

49 Wagyu armour is very, very, very expensive.
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It weel greel.

Posted by: doug marcaida at May 29, 2023 07:56 PM (Vwz3I)

50 This has been a long time coming. Life is good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (oINRc)

Yes. Your mother must be delighted!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

51 Watching videos and never logged in
Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

52 Thank goodness for the Bushido code. As Patton said : no bastard ever won a war dying for his country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 07:58 PM (BqNkw)

53 I think Samurai used telephone books for armor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 07:51 PM (BqNkw)

They actually cut them in half for commercials for knives.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 07:58 PM (6WcPB)

54 Samurai Dry Cleaners!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM (hk4qW)

55 Japan seems like an odd place, with hyper-dense, hyper-modern cities surrounded by medieval mountain villages. I think it would be interesting to visit someday.

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM (PZvjL)

56 >>>Table tennis played on the ground? Badminton is cooler than I thought it would be.

Well, no. One of the less discussed rules of table tennis is that it must be played on a table.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM (klJTj)

57 I stand with the Ugandan and Goobal LGBTQ community this Memorial Weekend. Our military and vets have your backs!
🦅

Posted by: Ted Cruise at May 29, 2023 08:01 PM (WwKfB)

58 Well, no. One of the less discussed rules of table tennis is that it must be played on a table.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM

Hae ye no ken of Calvinpingpong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Well, no. One of the less discussed rules of table tennis is that it must be played on a table.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM (klJTj)
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First rule of table tennis: Don't talk about table tennis!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 29, 2023 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

60 How did you observe Memorial Day?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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I went to the range.

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 29, 2023 08:01 PM (aBJcM)

61 People didn't care for Keanu Reeves 47 Ronin but I kind of liked it except them all killing themselves for no good reason.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:02 PM (BqNkw)

62 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress · 3h

Contest announcement:
The first person to invent low-fart hay to feed cows will win a date with me.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

63 The slim guy on the Boyscast with Ryan Long looks like the same guy who did those WI (?) amusing videos with the nice guy saying stuff about people in the the Midwest? Anyone recall those?.

And that Boyscast was brutal and probably prophetic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (Keyt1)

64 How did you observe Memorial Day?
Posted by: All Hail Eris a

Stayed home, shampooed the rugs, made a bunch of food for lunches this week, went to the gym (it was surprisingly busy).

Gave thanks for those who gave all in service of our country. Mr. April has had all the WWII documentaries on tv. Good day.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

65 "How did you observe Memorial Day?"

Wrote PIC assembly language code.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

66 I've kayaked a 10' pourover which completely satisfied my curiosity.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (Uv0D2)

67 Samurai Dry Cleaners!
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ancient shogun secret.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (h3tqt)

68 62 Contest announcement:
The first person to invent low-fart hay to feed cows will win a date with me.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

*rushes to the basement to burn the low-fart hay formula before anyone notices*

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 08:05 PM (PZvjL)

69 Japan seems like an odd place, with hyper-dense, hyper-modern cities surrounded by medieval mountain villages. I think it would be interesting to visit someday.

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM (PZvjL)

Odd indeed. And sorely lacking in diversity by present US standards. Like most Asian countries. Maybe they're doing something right?

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 08:05 PM (6WcPB)

70 What a surprise.

||DC_Draino @DC_Draino · 6h
Remember this “white supremacist” who rammed a UHaul near the WH gates & had a Nazi flag?

Well it turns out the same DC prosecutors who imprison peaceful J6’ers for years have dropped all major charges against this Indian immigrant

Sounds like a cover up||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)

71 Well the original story of the 47 Ronin is pretty bleak and depressing...

Court machinations gets a lord executed. His loyal vassals vow revenge. So they bide their time for the right opportunity but it makes them do unsavory things like sell their daughters. And then they did kill the man that caused their lord's death. And then commit ritual suicide to erase the stigma of their actions.

So yeah not a really cheery story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 08:06 PM (hk4qW)

72 "How did you observe Memorial Day?"

Moved #5 rip-rap by hand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2023 08:06 PM (h3tqt)

73 Samurai City Cafe

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Those buildings look, uh, flammable.

Posted by: Gen. Curtis LeMay at May 29, 2023 08:08 PM (s12c9)

74 How did you observe Memorial Day?

With profound gratitude and respect.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:08 PM (Xrfse)

75 47 Ronin may be bleak, but it's also manly as hell as only an honor-obsessed warrior culture can be. Though I do think the critics have a point when they mention that it would have been all for nought if the asshoe had died of oldness before they could enact their elaborate revenge plot.

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 08:11 PM (PZvjL)

76 I went to my towns Memorial Day Parade. It was really nice. Honored a bunch of veterans from wars dating back to Korea and read the names of every service member killed in action dating back to the Civil War.

Bagpipes, town band, Boy Scouts. 100 American flags lined the park. Felt like America for a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2023 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

77 Gotta massage them cows and feed them only the finest beer. No Bud Light.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 07:54 PM (/xaUq)

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Couldn't have wagyu stock using up all the makeup and prancing around like baby goats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (s12c9)

78 Japan seems like an odd place, with hyper-dense, hyper-modern cities surrounded by medieval mountain villages. I think it would be interesting to visit someday.

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 07:59 PM

Japan is weird. They have illegal gambling on nearly every street corner called pachinko. It uses little steel balls in a gambling machine where people can win prizes. It is illegal to gamble in Japan so you take your winnings the next street over and cash them in for stuff like iphones and other electronic gadgets or cigarettes but you can't get cash.

They also had school girls that would sell their used panties to a store that would seal them in a can. They were called "canties" and old men would come in and buy them to sniff. One time I walked by one of those stores and there was a line of Japanese school girls in uniform waiting to go into the store and remove their panties for cash, I had no idea what was going on until someone explained it to me. The store would seal the panties in a can and put them in a vending machine outside the store.

Japan is weird.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (ncXxy)

79 I'm feeling kind of gloomy and unsolvable at this exact moment.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (VdGjU)

80 Couldn't have wagyu stock using up all the makeup and prancing around like baby goats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (s12c9)
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Then they'd all have to die!

(They're already going to die.)

Um...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (2hlEI)

81 I had to go through downtown Fort Smith after the parade today. They must have had a lot of mounted units judging by the horse apples adorning Garrison Ave.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (lz5hY)

82 So. I just saw and read that Doc O' "you can't libertarian your way out of tyranny' thread below - so, okay.

Yes, you can actually. A lot may lose their lives, but you can do it. The whole point of the US Constitution was - hey, you're on your on, man - good luck! We'll do our best to set it up. But if things go sidewise - revolution to set things right is just fine with the founders.

You see, the Dems got this shit wrong on purpose - you can revolt against a government that refuses to follow the Constitution. You aren't just allowed - you are fucking supposed to!

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (K+UlC)

83 The store would seal the panties in a can and put them in a vending machine outside the store.

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Did the snack bar sell edible panties?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (s12c9)

84 Two geishas for every boy

You see, they never roll the streets up 'cause there's always somethin' goin'
(Samurai City, here we come)
You know they're either out warin' or they got a party growin'
(Samurai City, here we come)
Well, with two swingin' geishas for every guy
And all you gotta do is just wink your eye

Yeah, and we're goin' to Samurai City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Samurai City, gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to Samurai City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Samurai City, gonna have some fun, now

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2023 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

85 Dallas v Vegas game 6

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:17 PM (gLRfa)

86 Anna Puma

Nice Snow Crash reference.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

87 their deaths were pointless

They were not. To say so is disrespectful...and bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (Xrfse)

88 Where did the kayak go?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

River otters, man.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (DgGvY)

89 I had to go through downtown Fort Smith after the parade today. They must have had a lot of mounted units judging by the horse apples adorning Garrison Ave.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (lz5hY)

Ahh - Ft Smith. Brings me back to the day - my grandfather was the DA of FT Smith - I lived there many years. Such a wonderful town.

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (K+UlC)

90 Posted by: Long term they died for corporate oligarchy and child grooming at May 29, 2023 08:14 PM (K9Eal)

Their deaths weren't pointless.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (BqNkw)

91 Then there is the wearing of the panties on the head trope in manga and anime.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 08:18 PM (hk4qW)

92 Stayed home, shampooed the rugs, made a bunch of food for lunches this week, went to the gym (it was surprisingly busy).

Gave thanks for those who gave all in service of our country. Mr. April has had all the WWII documentaries on tv. Good day.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

How's your body adjusting to the new routine?

Posted by: zombie Zero Mostel at May 29, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

93 So do they shoot the panties into the bleachers at sumo matches?

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:20 PM (Uv0D2)

94 Vegas scores

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:20 PM (gLRfa)

95 /off one legged actor sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 29, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

96 if you want to compare and contract movies about the 47 Ronin. Could watch the Japanese black&white movie part 1 that premiered on Dec 1 1941 with part 2 released on Feb 11, 1942.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 08:21 PM (hk4qW)

97 Japan is weird.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (ncXxy)

Compared to the US? I would say Japan is pretty normal.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 08:21 PM (6WcPB)

98 There was a gang of us living ashore in Iwakuni. Little compound with half a dozen houses. Paid our rent to a tech rep who had lived there for like forever. Vending machines on every corner. Scrounge up some yen in change and go to the corner for a pack of Cherry cigarettes and a can of Kirin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2023 08:21 PM (lz5hY)

99 Prime time Memorial Day and Turner classics is showing King Rat, the Battle of the Bulge is on after midnight. Says it all.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 29, 2023 08:22 PM (oWBc3)

100 Eris, contemplating how we went so fucking wrong

Posted by: Ben Had at May 29, 2023 08:24 PM (Cj025)

101 Posted by: Deep breath. Think, don't emote. at May 29, 2023 08:21 PM (K9Eal)

Ah, the poster with the ever-changing nic. I'll pass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

102 TCM gives the finger to our war dead?

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:25 PM (Uv0D2)

103 Thanks Salty Dawg.

Guess should get back to the writing and model building nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2023 08:26 PM (hk4qW)

104 I'm feeling unsociable not unsolvable.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 29, 2023 08:26 PM (VdGjU)

105 TCM has been playing war movies all weekend

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:27 PM (gLRfa)

106 The Boston Celtics are going to be the first team in NBA history to overcome an 0-3 deficit and win a series. Until now teams in the position of Boston have been 0-151.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 08:28 PM (6WcPB)

107 How's your body adjusting to the new routine?
Posted by: zombie Zero Mostel

Husband had the shoulder surgery, not me, if that's what you're meaning. And he's doing great! Not having much pain, doing his PT, good spirits. Thanks for asking, and remembering.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

108 I had planned to grill and started putting the grill together around 11. Then it turned out. The grill is black and also got hot so I stopped work. Did the steak inside. I just need to tighten the nuts and bolts and the grill will be done. Will wait till the weekend to try it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2023 08:29 PM (ouTlx)

109 Pretty Ukrainian lady (Gevorkyan Ashkhen?) shreds T&FDm on harp:
youtube.com/watch?v=HAi1pn3kBqE
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

I'd like to hear her do Locomotive Breath.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 29, 2023 08:30 PM (aD39U)

110 Posted by: Count de Monet at May 29, 2023 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

I'm going to have to come up with a different plan for a Houston Moron happy hour or wait until after August 15th. My club enacted a ridiculous no guest rule for the summer. Appears a lot of members were taking advantage of the guest privileges.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:30 PM (BqNkw)

111

Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket
Back from Samurai City
Oh, don't lean on me, man, 'cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Samurai City
Is outta sight
She's all right

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2023 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

112 PP goal 2-0 Vegas

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:31 PM (Vwz3I)

113 That's weak. Though if you come up with something cogent and nonhysterical to offer instead of a cop out that could lead to worthwhile conversation.

Posted by: Or not. at May 29, 2023 08:29 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAvcGcEc0k

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:31 PM (ncXxy)

114 Vegas again.

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:31 PM (gLRfa)

115 I'm "hysterical" tonight. Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

116 Oh, your sock threw me, browndog! The 3x a week is going well, but I think I'll go back to 4x upper/lower after all the summer activities are over.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

117 Where is that hike?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2023 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

118 Take me down to the Samurai City
Where the miso's green and the geishas are pretty
Taaaaaake meeeee hoooooome yeah yeaaaahhh
Posted by: Guns N Ronins at May 29, 2023 08:32 PM (K

Hah the nic made the comment.

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:33 PM (BqNkw)

119 So do they shoot the panties into the bleachers at sumo matches?
Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:20 PM

Sumo wrestler panties are sure to be a big drawer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)

120 I'm "hysterical" tonight. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

Try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLjcLRE9H8

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

121 We built this city!
We built this city on Bu-shi-doooooo!

Posted by: mikeski apologizes for the earworm at May 29, 2023 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

122 Wasn't that waterfall from Land of the Lost?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2023 08:36 PM (X+Ku8)

123 Sumo wrestler panties are sure to be a big drawer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:34 PM (
If the fought in a ring would they throw boxers?

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:36 PM (BqNkw)

124 We've been offline all day, alas.

I will point out that G K Chesterton was born 149 years ago.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 29, 2023 08:36 PM (TgBWG)

125 Where is that hike?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2023 08:33 PM (ufFY

Almost looks like Angel's Landing at Zion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2023 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

126 Take me down to the Samurai City
Where the miso's green and the geishas are pretty
Taaaaaake meeeee hoooooome yeah yeaaaahhh
Posted by: Guns N Ronins at May 29, 2023 08:32 PM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 08:37 PM (Wnv9h)

127 Sumo wrestler panties are sure to be a big drawer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 29, 2023 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

128 Duncanthrax @ 125-
Lizzo.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:38 PM (Uv0D2)

129 If the fought in a ring would they throw boxers?
Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:36 PM

The inflexible Caucasian is known as the Tightey Whitey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Wasn't that waterfall from Land of the Lost?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 29, 2023 08:36 PM (X+Ku

Pay no attention to the bones at the bottom.

Posted by: A shystery Sleestak at May 29, 2023 08:38 PM (ufFY8)

131 Dallas goalie getting sunburned from the red light.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)

132 36 Well, I just hosted my elderly mom for our first BBQ at my new house, where she could watch her granddaughter caper around the lawn with her big sister and the dog, while she ate her customary chunk of effectively raw beef.

This has been a long time coming. Life is good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2023 07:50 PM (oINRc)

Congratulations!

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 08:42 PM (LdYi7)

133 Lizzo.
Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:38 PM

"Just say no."
-- Pat Nixon

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

134 Get your vagina massaged.

Is that an offer? I would suggest the Japanese panty cans. You'll be happy and I will move on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:43 PM (Xrfse)

135 Just say no."
-- Pat Nixon
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2023 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

Pat Nixon /Nancy Reagan
220/221

😀

Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:44 PM (BqNkw)

136 Sumo wrestler panties are sure to be a big drawer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Mawashi them, first.

Posted by: mikeski thinks bilingual puns are hard at May 29, 2023 08:44 PM (DgGvY)

137
Here's another dog who's embarrassed to have been caught in a compromising position. What is he doing at the end?

___________

Might have a hanger.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 08:44 PM (MoZTd)

138 132 36 Well, I just hosted my elderly mom for our first BBQ at my new house, where she could watch her granddaughter caper around the lawn with her big sister and the dog, while she ate her customary chunk of effectively raw beef.

----------

Mom must have excellent teeth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 08:45 PM (s12c9)

139 Reflecting on the fact that 30 years ago today, I tossed my hat in the air at the Hudson Valley School for Troubled Youth.

Where the hell did that time go?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 08:46 PM (Wnv9h)

140
I'm going to have to come up with a different plan for a Houston Moron happy hour or wait until after August 15th. My club enacted a ridiculous no guest rule for the summer. Appears a lot of members were taking advantage of the guest privileges.
Posted by: polynikes at May 29, 2023 08:30 PM (BqNkw)

_________

Wait, what? A HouMoMe? Even I'd come to that, if you'd have me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 08:47 PM (MoZTd)

141 Take me down to the transy city, where the dykes are genderqueer and the gays butfucky. Take me home.

Guns and Roses now.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 08:47 PM (6WcPB)

142 114 I suspect that was her own personal harp, otherwise she would have pounded the heck out of it. Here's E. Power Biggs' punishing a Flentrop; the instrument required weeks of repairs afterwards:
youtube.com/watch?v=GVu0auaZu7s

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 08:47 PM (MvF+J)

143
Lot of game left, but Stars have dug themselves about as deep a hole as they can.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 08:48 PM (MoZTd)

144 RMBS @ 139-
56 years for me. Sometimes I wonder if I'm gettin' old.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:48 PM (Uv0D2)

145 https://youtu.be/X61PfhkLmEY

Yep, pretty sure it is Angel's Landing.
I did that hike mumblety-mumble years ago when we were young and immortal. Descendants of the same f-ing squirrels are still at the top.
What an incredibly beautiful view, but that last bit was scary as hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2023 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

146 RMBS @ 139-
56 years for me. Sometimes I wonder if I'm gettin' old.
Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:48 PM

*Long Gray Line fistbump*

Old? Nah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 08:50 PM (Wnv9h)

147 California seismograph live. Link may come in handy someday:
youtube.com/watch?v=FUsptjvuf-g

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

148
Here's E. Power Biggs' punishing a Flentrop; the instrument required weeks of repairs afterwards:
youtube.com/watch?v=GVu0auaZu7s
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 08:47 PM (MvF+J)

_____________

Very nice. Biggs makes it a piece of music instead of a Grand Guignol spectacle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 08:52 PM (MoZTd)

149 I believe I would need to skip angel’s landing. I have some unbelievable klutzy moments. 😂

Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2023 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

150 "56 years for me. Sometimes I wonder if I'm gettin' old.
Posted by: Eromero"

HS class of '67? Me too.

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:52 PM (gLRfa)

151 *Long Gray Line fistbump*

Old? Nah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 08:50 PM (Wnv9h)

Vintage American legacy.

Posted by: JmT at May 29, 2023 08:53 PM (6WcPB)

152 Tuna, I figure a '67 diploma is worth a BA degree today.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 08:55 PM (Uv0D2)

153 "Tuna, I figure a '67 diploma is worth a BA degree today."

Then my '71 BA is worth an MA today

Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:57 PM (gLRfa)

154 God bless our fallen. Mansions of the Lord.

https://tinyurl.com/yn3cbs8p

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

155 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 34m
MASS SHOOTING IN FLORIDA: At least seven people have been shot in Hollywood, Florida. Preliminary reports indicated at least seven people had been shot, including a 15-year-old in the area of the 1200 block of N. Broadwalk.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 08:59 PM (Vwz3I)

156 Then my '71 BA is worth an MA today
Posted by: Tuna at May 29, 2023 08:57 PM

Y'all aren't really 29, are you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

157 My bs is still just bs.

Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2023 08:59 PM (AwYPR)

158 A toast!

To those who gave all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 08:59 PM (YGqO/)

159 Trying to wrap my head around the shooting in FL. It’s just going to be like this until they get the narrative they want?

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2023 09:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

160 My bs is still just bs.
Posted by: BignJames at May 29, 2023 08:59 PM

At least it isn't in Queer Studies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 09:01 PM (Wnv9h)

161 I gotta a BS is bs from BSU in 82 and thats no BS!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 29, 2023 09:02 PM (89Sog)

162 Further:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Mass Shooting Erupts on Memorial Day at Hollywood Beach Leaving Multiple Victims Injured
📌#Hollywood | #Florida
Currently multiple Law enforcements and other agencies are responding to a mass shooting at Margaritaville in Hollywood Beach, Florida. After multiple shots have been fired as people run in panic and take cover officials have declared mass casualty incident as at least 9 people have been reportedly shot on or near the Boardwalk.

https://tinyurl.com/5b3uchk3
1:03 of wounded on the beach with aid being given.
[And 'Broadwalk' was a typo in the first tweet!]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:03 PM (Vwz3I)

163 The Instagram links don’t always open

Posted by: Susan D Harms at May 29, 2023 09:04 PM (FDFdw)

164 Calder Cup Playoffs - Eastern Conference Championship

Hershey 4 / Rochester 2

Series 3-1 in Hershey's favor.

Game 5 in Hershey Wednesday night...

Doof is doing a happy dance.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 29, 2023 09:05 PM (CCSxw)

165 Piper @ 159-
The answer is yes. These are designed to further their goal of disarming America. They know an armed people are difficult to enslave. People have to be killed, even 15 year old girls. It's like dragqueer storyhour, it's for the children.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2023 09:05 PM (Uv0D2)

166 163 The Instagram links don’t always open
Posted by: Susan D Harms at May 29, 2023 09:04 PM (FDFdw)

Didn't work for me, but then worked when I used another browser.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 09:07 PM (LdYi7)

167 Leading Report @LeadingReport · 2h
BREAKING: The Georgia Court of Appeals has revived a lawsuit alleging that 147,000 fraudulent or counterfeit ballots were found in Fulton County during the 2020 election.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:09 PM (Vwz3I)

168 https://tinyurl.com/5b3uchk3
1:03 of wounded on the beach with aid being given.
[And 'Broadwalk' was a typo in the first tweet!]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:03 PM (Vwz3I)

The injured in the video all seem to have lower leg wounds?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 29, 2023 09:09 PM (vHIgi)

169 159 Piper

Yes.

All known wolves to the FBI, which does nothing.

The template is the Dunblane School massacre in the UK, after which the government disarmed the UK subjects. Who are rapidly being replaced.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

170 Piper,
Sadly it is.
Its all by design and they aren't afraid to spill blood. This is where we redouble our resolve.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 09:09 PM (YGqO/)

171 165 Piper @ 159-
The answer is yes. These are designed to further their goal of disarming America. They know an armed people are difficult to enslave. People have to be killed, even 15 year old girls. It's like dragqueer storyhour, it's for the children.
Posted by: Eromero at

My heart just hurts, especially on this day. This is NOT what so many gave their lives for, at all.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2023 09:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

172 "wounded on the beach with aid being given."

Annual gathering called 'Urban Beach Week.'
duckduckgo.com/?q=Urban+Beach+Week&ia=news

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 29, 2023 09:13 PM (MvF+J)

173 Piper

It is scant comfort, but the perpetrators of this policy will not survive the culmination of their policy choices. Their bloodlines will be gone, all replaced by the barbarian hordes invading. Fall of Rome, Constantinople, and Cambodia refer.

We just need to stay out of the way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

174 Does your state permit open carry?
Time to practice.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 09:15 PM (YGqO/)

175 Diogenes

Concealed carry makes you less of a target.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

176 During the badminton clip, I was waiting for Scott Sterling to stumble onto the court.

Posted by: Mike the Analyst at May 29, 2023 09:16 PM (xLsQB)

177
When are we going to have a remake of Downfall with a black Adolf Hitler?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 09:17 PM (MoZTd)

178 During the badminton clip, I was waiting for Scott Sterling to stumble onto the court.
Posted by: Mike the Analyst at May 29, 2023 09:16 PM (xLsQB)

Yessss.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 29, 2023 09:17 PM (aD39U)

179 Hadrian the Seventh

Oprah as Karen Carpenter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

180
"Urban Beach Week". Hmmmmm.....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2023 09:18 PM (MoZTd)

181 Concealed carry makes you less of a target.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 29, 2023 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

True enough and I do that every day. But I believe there has been a "mass" shooting every weekend now for at least the last two months. (A pattern?) Perhaps its time to change our DEFCON level come each Friday night.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 09:19 PM (YGqO/)

182 We just need to stay out of the way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May

I get it. I don’t want to, but I do.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2023 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

183 Well, we now have black Aragorn.

Sure to work this time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 09:19 PM (T/Lqj)

184 Didn't an Aragorn try to kill Captain Kirk??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:21 PM (Vwz3I)

185
True enough and I do that every day. But I believe there has been a "mass" shooting every weekend now for at least the last two months. (A pattern?) Perhaps its time to change our DEFCON level come each Friday night.
Posted by: Diogenes at

This could be gang related or it could be a set up for the “I told you FL was dangerous for black Americans” Guess we wait for the facts like we should.

Posted by: Piper at May 29, 2023 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

186 Didn't an Aragorn try to kill Captain Kirk??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 09:21 PM (Vwz3I)
***

That was 'Arry the Gorn.
From Wales.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 09:23 PM (YGqO/)

187 Trying to wrap my head around the shooting in FL. It’s just going to be like this until they get the narrative they want?
Posted by: Piper

Defund the Police wasn't a ice cream order.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 29, 2023 09:23 PM (jzzG8)

188 Street view photo of Hollywood, FL mass shooting

https://tinyurl.com/4s2ya3uj

Spoilers: It's probably not going to be news

"While one person of interest has been detained, police are still searching for another suspect, described as a black man with dreadlocks and wearing a black short-sleeve shirt with camouflage shorts, police explained."

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 09:25 PM (5/7b/)

189 So do they shoot the panties into the bleachers at sumo matches?
Posted by: Eromero
-------

It was the other way around at my shows.

Posted by: Tom Jones at May 29, 2023 09:25 PM (rLiBp)

190 Didn't an Aragorn try to kill Captain Kirk??

You're thinking of Boba Fett.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 09:26 PM (s12c9)

191 Diogenes

Concealed carry makes you less of a target.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I open carry the 1911, and the LCPII that's in my sun blocker jacket pocket with my hand on it is aimed at whomever is in front of me that isn't Smash, or Junior-ette.

Basically, if you ain't family, you got lethal forced aimed at your gut if you're around me.

Maskarovka. It's what for indigestion.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at May 29, 2023 09:28 PM (3CCua)

192 The answer is yes. These are designed to further their goal of disarming America. They know an armed people are difficult to enslave.
-------

When the government is moving to disarm the citizens, there is a serious problem...and it is not with the citizens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 09:29 PM (rLiBp)

193 I want to say that I appreciate well-publicized events like Urban Beach Week and Black Biker Week. I think it should possibly even go out over the emergency broadcast system within a three or four state network to make sure any vacationers know.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 09:29 PM (5/7b/)

194 Well, we now have black Aragorn.
Sure to work this time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Sure,make one of the Dunedain, the "High Men," a brotha. Raycisses.

Posted by: mikeski at May 29, 2023 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

195 Guess we wait for the facts like we should.

Nice concept but they never do. We are not privy to what really goes on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

196 Merry and Pippin were faygs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 09:30 PM (T/Lqj)

197 Dammit, off art of dirty deeds sock.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 09:31 PM (3CCua)

198 I am in a bad fucking mood. Don't mind me.

fucking leftists fucking ruin every fucking thing. I'd pray for them to go to hell, but the fucking leftists would actually like that.

Send them to the inky void. I hear it's cold there. A cold, dark place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 09:32 PM (T/Lqj)

199 So do they shoot the panties into the bleachers at sumo matches?
Posted by: Eromero
-------

It was the other way around at my shows.
Posted by: Tom Jones at May 29, 2023 09:25 PM

They shoot bleachers into panties? How do the fans sit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

200 They shoot bleachers into panties? How do the fans sit?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2023 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

Carefully.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 09:34 PM (T/Lqj)

201 This could be gang related or it could be a set up for the “I told you FL was dangerous for black Americans” Guess we wait for the facts like we should.

Posted by: Piper

--

I suspect this is just a common, run-of-the-mill black mass shooting like those that happen every day or two all around the country but are never reported nationwide because the left/media expects them to behave that way because it's so common.

White people? Now that's news.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 09:35 PM (5/7b/)

202 Send them to the inky void. I hear it's cold there. A cold, dark place.

Err...ah...actually it's very hot. Hart to keep the martinis drinkable.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at May 29, 2023 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

203 Maskarovka. It's what for indigestion.
Posted by: Sun Tzu at May 29, 2023 09:28 PM (3CCua)

Maskarovka...
Is when the bad guys see only me and Mrs D shoots them.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2023 09:37 PM (YGqO/)

204 I did not listen to all of Mr. Sledge's speech right now, but I loved the dig at Janet Reno, as did the audience.

I do have it on my cue to listen to in its entirety. His memoir pulls no punches. Same with Bob Leckie's. The Pacific Theater was a whole new thing, at least for Americans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 29, 2023 09:38 PM (T/Lqj)

205 Hymn to the Fallen

https://tinyurl.com/4mz445d3

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 29, 2023 09:40 PM (Xrfse)

206 I suspect this is just a common, run-of-the-mill black mass shooting like those that happen every day or two all around the country but are never reported nationwide because the left/media expects them to behave that way because it's so common.

--

Addendum: I bet - for anyone not living in the midwest - any of you in the South or east coat can look at your nearest city and find a mass shooting that happened this weekend.

Here's Charlotte, NC, a mere four hours ago:

“CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A paramedic was shot while loading a patient into an ambulance in North Carolina, officials said.

The patient and two other providers were in the back of the ambulance and were protected by the truck and did not get hit,”

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 09:43 PM (5/7b/)

207 Looks like I'm shelling out for a new smoker, since my old one (Masterbuilt) has a big hole burned through the charcoal chimney. $500 and it barely made it 2 years because it's made of Chinesium.

I guess I'll pay for a Traeger. They look like they're built out of decent metal.

Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2023 09:44 PM (fOR28)

208
Watching Guy Martin tame a 700cc, 160-ish pound, 190hp, motorcycle. And it's a rotary engine.

This dude must have a wheelbarrow to haul his titanium balls around in.
https://youtu.be/SHtz8tlavY0

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 09:44 PM (3CCua)

209 Bif - I saw that video a few days ago. If Guy Martin says a bike is fast, then it's fast. I think he says that bike made his H2R seem like a scooter(!).

Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2023 09:47 PM (fOR28)

210 Black aragorn shot up Florida. He thought the orcish gangbangers dissed him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2023 09:48 PM (S6gqv)

211
I think he says that bike made his H2R seem like a scooter(!).
Posted by: PabloD

His fear gene has to be severely stunted and malnourished. I watch a lot his stuff. He has mad skillz.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 29, 2023 09:49 PM (3CCua)

212 They also had school girls that would sell their used panties to a store that would seal them in a can. They were called "canties" and old men would come in and buy them to sniff. One time I walked by one of those stores and there was a line of Japanese school girls in uniform waiting to go into the store and remove their panties for cash, I had no idea what was going on until someone explained it to me. The store would seal the panties in a can and put them in a vending machine outside the store.

Japan is weird.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 29, 2023 08:13 PM (ncXxy)
----
Do they fetch different prices depending on smelliness, sweetness, sardines, and so on?

Posted by: Ciampino - Nature gives us chillies at May 29, 2023 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

213 His fear gene has to be severely stunted and malnourished. I watch a lot his stuff. He has mad skillz.
Posted by: BifBewalski

I can't conceive of how he steers into the turns at the speeds he does, given that he drives much faster than he can see ahead. (Seemingly). Clearly, it can be done successfully but only by Supermen.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2023 09:55 PM (qoGsy)

214 https://youtu.be/CBPSr4TsQkI

Lovely song

Posted by: NL at May 29, 2023 09:56 PM (eGTCV)

215 206 “CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A paramedic was shot while loading a patient into an ambulance in North Carolina, officials said.

The patient and two other providers were in the back of the ambulance and were protected by the truck and did not get hit,”
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 09:43 PM (5/7b/)

Charlotte is imported yankee banksters, just sayin'

Posted by: CppThis at May 29, 2023 09:57 PM (PZvjL)

216 Do they fetch different prices depending on smelliness, sweetness, sardines, and so on?
Posted by: Ciampino - Nature gives us chillies at May 29, 2023 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

And do they have an on-staff sommelier? I don't want to mess up the wine pairing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 09:59 PM (s12c9)

217 Charlotte is imported yankee banksters, just sayin'

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Four people shot at, three of them EMTs working in their official capacity in a clearly marked vehicle.

Not news, though.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, we're watching it be used as an attack at May 29, 2023 10:00 PM (5/7b/)

218 14 https://youtu.be/CBPSr4TsQkI

Lovely song
Posted by: NL at May 29, 2023 09:56 PM (eGTCV)
I know I'm a dumbass but I love the song.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 29, 2023 10:00 PM (eGTCV)

219 @78: "Japan is weird."

Mandatory cell phone camera shutter click sounds!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2023 10:02 PM (k1Qly)

220 Barrington, RI Memorial Day parade restored to oversight under Veterans. Legal Insurrection site link;

https://tinyurl.com/yj5xr73e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 10:02 PM (OSC1Z)

221
I want to say that I appreciate well-publicized events like Urban Beach Week and Black Biker Week. I think it should possibly even go out over the emergency broadcast system within a three or four state network to make sure any vacationers know.

Does the NAACP issue a travel warning?

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