Quick Hits

London mayor Sadiq Khan, who has presided over London's slide into criminal anarchy, says he has PTSD.

No, not from the bloody reign of knife-wielding thugs on his streets.

No, it's because of... Trump's tweets.

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, suffers from PTSD but not really. Whatever it is he suffers from, though he calls it PTSD, was brought on by Donald Trump and the death threats he would receive after a mean tweet against him was posted by Trump. Because, of course it's Trump's fault. Never mind Khan received threats before Trump was president. He's pointing a finger at Trump. And, you know which finger it is.
The far-left progressive considers his mental anguish to be PTSD but he doesn't want to sound like a total jerk and have others make comparisons to real PTSD, like that which is suffered by members of the military and first responders. He's a bureaucrat, the mayor of one of the world's largest cities, and things like personal threats come with the territory in today's world. The interesting thing is that he's talking about the mental and emotional difficulty he is having as he serves in his capacity as mayor, yet he is running for re-election. Not only is the Labour mayor for London since 2016 seeking a third term next year, he hopes to serve six, count 'em, six terms. He wants the job but he just wants to whine about it when it gets difficult, apparently.

You've been suffering with PTSD?
"Without a doubt. One of my best friends is a doctor and we talk about it. We play tennis and he gives me talking therapy."
What did they relate the PTSD to: the terrorist attacks, death threats, the pandemic?
"I think the phrase is cumulative." Again, he caveats it. "By the way, I'm not comparing what I am going through to some of the stuff people go through -- as a lawyer my clients with PTSD were asylum seekers and refugees. I would never give equivalence to what I am going through. Nor would I ever want people to feel sorry for me. I'm very privileged to do the job I do." And another caveat -- this time a different type. "By the way, if this means I'm a snowflake, so be it, right? Mental health is fragile if it's not looked after. And I shouldn't be afraid to talk about it."
No. Mental health issues aren't something to be ashamed to talk about but if a person's mental health is in decline due to his or her job, it's time to switch jobs. In this case, Khan wants to stay on the job and it looks like he's just interested in maintaining power. Putting personal politics over mental health or personal health issues is not a winning formula for the politician or his constituents.

Biden's corrupt DOE has proposed new rules which would deny federal funding to colleges which do not allow men to beat the shit out of girls in athletics.

These rules generated 156,000 comments, largely negative.

The proposed rule, which entered the public comment period last month, places restrictions on the ability of schools to require student-athletes to compete based on their biological sex. If schools defy the rule, they could lose federal funds, even as a number of states have passed laws requiring student-athletes to compete based on their biological sex.
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"The Department of Education only opened the comment period for 30 days (rather than the customary 60-90 days), yet the volume that was generated in such a short period of time actually surpassed the total number of comments submitted for Secretary DeVos' Title IX rule in 2018," Neily said. "This highlights how strongly Americans feel about the issue of transgender athletic participation -- both for and against -- and will be closely watching how the federal government decides to adjudicate this fraught issue."
Neily's group submitted a comment that urged the department to abandon the rule in its current form, saying it ignores the biological differences between men and women.
"The Proposed Rule credits 'fairness' and 'safety' as underlying factors for the urgency of the agency action," the group wrote. "But the Proposed Rule ignores the biological differences between males and females, forcing females to compete against males, compromising both fairness and safety. This violates the very law -- Title IX -- the Proposed Rule purports to protect."
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Former Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos told the Washington Examiner on Friday that current secretary Miguel Cardona should withdraw the proposed rule, which she said is "illegal and dangerous" and that thousands of people had made their displeasure with the regulatory proposal known.
"This proposal is anything but a 'compromise,'" DeVos said. "It's a diversion intended to distract from their true goal: destroying women's sports and installing radical gender theory as the law of the land. It takes a certain kind of brazenness to use Title IX, which was passed to protect educational and athletic opportunities for women and girls, to take those very opportunities away. Thankfully, tens of thousands of Americans saw it for what it was and raised their voices in opposition. The public comment period may be over, but the battle is just beginning."

A Seattle jurisdiction had to cancel mail delivery due to rampant theft.

Meanwhile, a parent is complaining about her daughter losing a race to a man.

The parent had to complain anonymously -- for fear of bullying against her daughter and her family, and possible attempts to get her fired or even commit terroristic violence against her.

A California parent of a female runner who lost to a biological male in Saturday's California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) race called it "unfair" in an interview with Fox News Digital.
Athena Ryan, a transgender female, finished in second place in the varsity girls 1,600-meter run finals on Saturday in the sectional Meet of Champions.
Ryan, of Sonoma Academy, finished behind Hanne Thomsen of Montgomery High School and ahead of Ellie Buckley of Campolindo High School. Ryan will advance to the CIF State Track & Field Championships next week.
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One of the parents of the runners who lost to Ryan, whose name is being withheld due to fears of retaliation and bullying, blasted the competition for allowing a biological male to compete against the girls.
"I'm absolutely opposed to it. There's no way this should be allowed," the parent said. "Ryan was in like fifth place with 100 to go, and all of a sudden he... blew past the girls."
"How do you not understand that that's unfair?" the parent said.
"I 100% percent empathize with the need to belong and the desire to compete. [However,] you have to understand how hard these girls work to do this."
"You're cheating [the sport], like the narcissism of this whole thing," the parent said about CIF's policies.
The parent also said that the girls will not speak out about their disappointment of Ryan's inclusion in their sport because it could be considered "bullying" and affect their ability to compete at all.
"The student athletes' reactions are very tempered and controlled as much as they can because they're not allowed to show any reaction whatsoever to potentially not affirm what is happening," the parent said. "We've been advised that anything that potentially can come off as bullying is a code of conduct violation. And so by CIF rules [the girls are] unable to speak out about this."

Mail delivery was suspended to parts of south Seattle due to rampant theft of the mail.

Some south Seattle residents are claiming a significant 'mail fail' is occurring as the United States Postal Service (USPS) has halted mail delivery due to a rise in recent vandalism and theft.
A sign at a nearby U.S. Postal Service office in Columbia City is telling residents in the "98118" zip code to pick up their mail in person at an annex office, located at 5920 Martin Luther King Jr Way South. The zip code covers around 49,000 people -- but it's unclear how many of them are not getting their mail delivered.

The USPS says it will "soon" start delivering mail again.

We are living in a third world country. Mail cars are routinely robbed, now. The robbers get on to the cars and just throw packages on to the sidings as the trains move slowly through LA.

And we just shrug. This is the New Normal, brought to us by those who promised they would Restore Our Precious Norms.

Make sure you thank these Heroes!

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Officials with a Texas power company said about 16,000 customers lost power when a snake slithered into a substation and came into contact with equipment.
Matt Mitchell, a spokesman for Austin Energy, said the outage began about 1 p.m. Tuesday and affected about 16,000 customers at its peak.

A WaPo "journalist" asked Tim Scott if he's a virgin.

Because he's unmarried -- and because they want to expose him as An Gay.

Senator Tim Scott (R-S.C.) formally announced his bid for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination on Monday, and Washington Post reporter Ben Terris chose that moment to reflect on asking the unmarried senator whether he is a virgin.
Terris used the moment in part to sell his upcoming book -- "The Big Break: The Gamblers, Party Animals, and True Believers Trying to Win in Washington While America Loses Its Mind" -- and shared a brief anecdote about Scott on Twitter.
"Tim Scott will be the first prez candidate I've ever asked about the status of his virginity. Initial answer: 'I'm not talking about my sex life with Ben Terris.' Then he stood up and said: 'I have to go potty,'" Terris tweeted.
Terris went on to explain that he had only asked the question because Scott has always been a vocal proponent of abstinence outside of marriage. And since Scott has never been married himself, he wanted to know whether the senator -- who was then still a congressman -- had followed his own advice.

But don't you try to expose a black candidate for the presidency as gay! That would be hateful, racist, and homophobic!

Only femmy "journalists" from the Washington Post know the right way to try to out a black politician with a sus sexual backstory!

A Soros prosecutor has let a man who set Asian Berkeley students on fire free, with no jailtime.

A black man found guilty of setting two Asian University of California Berkeley students on fire will face no jail time as part of a plea deal with a prosecutor who ran on an agenda of ending "mass incarceration."
Brandon McGlone "was found guilty of lighting UC Berkeley students on fire at a boba shop near the Cal campus in 2020 has been released from custody without prison time or probation after agreeing to participate in a diversion program for veterans," according to The Berkeley Scanner, which reviewed the court records.
But he reached a plea deal with the Alameda County District Attorney's office, which is run by Pamela Price, who "has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from the progressive billionaire George Soros," according to The Washington Free Beacon.
The two students were not the first victims of McGlone, who earlier in the day had said he "wanted to light someone on fire" and then proceeded to carry out his wishes.
He first chased one man down the street and tried to light him on fire after spraying him with WD-40. "Another man also ran from McGlone to escape being set on fire after being sprayed with a liquid while waiting in line at Taco Bell Cantina, according to testimony," the Berkeley Scanner reported.

Stop Asian Hate! Except if a very protected Democrat group is responsible for it. In that case: full steam ahead!

Waking up early is rooted in White Supremacy.

Brother, you are preaching to the choir on this one.

Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy
The notion of waking up early and starting your day with the rising sun is often associated with productivity, success, and a strong work ethic. However, this seemingly innocuous concept is not without its historical and cultural implications. In this article, we will explore the origins of the early-rising narrative and how it is rooted in white supremacy, contributing to the perpetuation of racial inequalities.
The Origins of the Early Rising Ideology
The idea that waking up early leads to success and a disciplined life can be traced back to various historical and religious contexts. In the Western world, this belief has been strongly influenced by Protestantism and the Puritan work ethic, which emphasized hard work, diligence, and self-discipline as virtues. This work ethic has long been considered an essential component of the "American Dream" and the idea that success can be achieved through dedication and effort.
The Intersection of Early Rising and White Supremacy
The early-rising ideology is not inherently racist; however, its connections to white supremacy can be seen when examining the broader historical and social contexts. During the era of European colonialism and the Atlantic slave trade, the concept of hard work and productivity became intertwined with race.
Enslaved Africans were forced to work tirelessly from sunrise to sunset, and their white oppressors often used the rhetoric of hard work and discipline to justify their inhumane treatment. This created a false narrative that Africans were inherently lazy and needed the "civilizing" influence of their white masters to teach them the value of work.
This stereotype has persisted and continues to be perpetuated in various forms, such as the "model minority" myth, which suggests that certain racial and ethnic groups are inherently more disciplined and successful than others.

I won't quote any more. It's just uneducated dolt Woke Mad Libs. Just buzzwords about "structural racism" and "cultural implications."

If this seems like a joke, I agree, but xhe has been very persistent: "Why Trans Women Must Be Allowed to Compete in Women's Sports," and xis latest, about the backlash from this very stupid fart of an "article," "I Am Currently The Target of An Alt-Right Harassment Campaign -- Thanks, Elon Musk!"

Biden says Nancy Pelosi "helped rescue the economy in the Great Depression" pic.twitter.com/gcJIiuC065
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 23, 2023

PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez curses at pro-life students and vandalizes table at Hunter College. pic.twitter.com/QNspuXB4KK
— Students for Life of America (@StudentsforLife) May 17, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2023 06:19 PM (9GsUI)

2 And grey

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2023 06:19 PM (9GsUI)

3 Boxed in for content. Now to read the best thread!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 23, 2023 06:20 PM (n3wst)

4 Yoot !

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:22 PM (T4tVD)

5 Could shit get any stupider?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2023 06:26 PM (FTnqJ)

6 I believe the "professor" in the last video pulled a machete on a NY Post reporter today per twatter

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 23, 2023 06:26 PM (+sTqi)

7 I want the tiniest college with a Division I men's basketball team to all identify as women!

I want to watch Dawn Staley try to croak out a coherent argument after her team loses 83-35 in the National Championship game!

*** I predict ratings for the Women's Final Four and Championship would go WAY up under my scenario. It would be glorious - and I would enjoy watching "women's basketball"!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:27 PM (HlyYF)

8 Coulda been a contender but I stopped to read.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 23, 2023 06:27 PM (ncXxy)

9 Waking up early is rooted in white supremacy..

I knew there was something evil and rotten with the people on the Tech Thread. P.S. I'm one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:27 PM (Keyt1)

10 Could shit get any stupider?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Is that a trick question ?

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:28 PM (T4tVD)

11 I really like how the good professor presents her arguments in such a calm rational manner.

Though, the DEI dept. may want a word with her birthing assumption.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 23, 2023 06:28 PM (2YtOq)

12 And what did Tim Scott reply to the bozo who asked that question?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (Keyt1)

13 PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez curses at pro-life students and vandalizes table at Hunter College.

She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (VrVjC)

14 If (big if) the intel sponsored truck "terrorist"was real, I have to wonder if there's a decent chance he was carrying the flag to make a statement that the people in the WH were Nazis. That would be a twist wouldn't it.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (BXxcV)

15 The rage associated with the abortion clip can only come from a soul that is rebelling against a wounded conscience.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (n3wst)

16 Getting out of bed is now rayciss?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (6VKyY)

17 It ain't warm out thar.

Breezy with more than an occasional gust.

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (T4tVD)

18 Is it stupider or more stupid?

Asking, cause I'm stupid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (6VKyY)

19 PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez

**

That's a man, isn't it?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (vHIgi)

20 >>PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez curses at pro-life students and vandalizes table at Hunter College.

She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.
Posted by: Flyguy

Surprisingly, she got booted, per the NYPost.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG8)

21 Yeah - it's on the NY Post homepage too - psychotic

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (+sTqi)

22 Bo Snerdley twatter has a clip of the table flipping "professor" holding a machete to a mans throat

https://tinyurl.com/yc4xvfuh

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (DB16e)

23 Waggiling the index finger like Babu. Trump is very, very bad man.

Posted by: micky at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (3byMq)

24 I missed the thread about the NC "State of Emergency", but looking at some links, it appears to be little more than "blah blah blah I'm Roy Cooper and I'm upset!" And that's about it. In fact it's pretty stupid because he's just daring the Legislature to pants him again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:31 PM (i9ffA)

25 Is it stupider or more stupid?

Asking, cause I'm stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"There's no such thing as a stupid question."

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:31 PM (T4tVD)

26 London mayor Sadiq Khan, who has presided over London's slide into criminal anarchy, says he has PTSD.

No, it's because of... Trump's tweets.
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If he has PTSD, then he should resign and undergo therapy, not stay in a high-stress job.

Otherwise, STFU.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2023 06:31 PM (EbYrE)

27 Is everyone in SC gay?

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:31 PM (OalnH)

28 You're not allowed to say bad things about Democrat leaders in case they get death threats.

But you can definitely call Ron DeSantis a dangerous racist Nazi that hates gays and blacks because A. It's true and B. Democrats are very peaceful, understanding and hate-free and would never threaten anyone.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)

29 Asking, cause I'm stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Either, but never 'more stupider' unless you want to sound, er stupid.

Posted by: micky at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (3byMq)

30 P.S. I also want a male gymnast to win the NCAA all-around title.

An elite male gymnast would be capable of skills for which they have not yet assigned points in the scoring book.

If the judges did not reward the male gymnast for a triple flip in the floor routine (that zero women could perform), he could file a massive sexual discrimination lawsuit.

Might be fun to sue a NCAA judge in Oklahoma when there is a big meet at OU! Hopefully Sandmann's attorneys are still available.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (HlyYF)

31 Sadiq Khan talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded

Isnt he also like 4 feet high?

What a sissy bitch

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (VTu1l)

32 Good for the fking snowflake, guess if he is so fragile he needs to hide away somewhere no one can say anything to him.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (xhxe8)

33 If I had an asian kid somebody tried to set on fire that soros prosecutor would be toast.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (ga8qR)

34 At least his mental illness isn't our problem

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM (xhxe8)

35 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (i9ffA)

36 Waggiling the index finger like Babu. Trump is very, very bad man.
Posted by: micky

Babu Bhatt ?

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (T4tVD)

37 Did anyone else find dread professor dangerhair to exceptionally professional in her dress and hygiene?

I tell you, one can just see "professional indoctrinator" all over her!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (2YtOq)

38 Were there ever any sane people in positions of power or did they just hide it better until recently?

Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (7zEAH)

39 "I want the tiniest college with a Division I men's basketball team to all identify as women!"

Chaminade!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (KAi1n)

40 "There's no such thing as a stupid question."

Far, far too many people take that as a challenge.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (nfrXX)

41 People (certain demographics anyway) are competing to see who can do the most stupid and criminal thing on video and have it go viral.
A couple guys were in a parking lot with a gas can pouring a liquid on cars while saying they were gonna "burn you up". Turns out, it was water but at least one armed grandpa came out of his car and said "that better be water or you're a dead man" and he did have his pistol unholstered.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (MeG8a)

42 Nancy Pelosi saved the world from the Great Depression? I think he meant to say she sent it into a Great Depression in which case it's true.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (3JfbU)

43 Sadiq Khan got elected because about only 40% of Londoners today were actually born in England.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (i9ffA)

44 Babu Bhatt ?
Posted by: JT

Sounds right. I dunno. Seinfeld court room episode.

Posted by: micky at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (3byMq)

45 >>>Because he's unmarried -- and because they want to expose him as An Gay.

Is he? Because if he is, I would like to know. It would have a definite effect on my vote. As in I doubt I would ever knowingly vote for a homo. They always turn out to be Leftists in other ways as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (klJTj)

46 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.

*************

because he's single, thin and neat

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 23, 2023 06:35 PM (VTu1l)

47 40 "There's no such thing as a stupid question."

Far, far too many people take that as a challenge.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (nfrXX)

Would there be more water in the ocean if it didn't have all those sponges in it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:35 PM (i9ffA)

48 >>>35 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.

i was hinting at that.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2023 06:35 PM (KRtlO)

49 My dad used to tell me there's no such thing as a stupid question only a stupid person who asks questions.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:36 PM (BXxcV)

50 Skip is up early every day, ipso fatso he must be....nah I shan't believe it he's a wonderful commentater.

Posted by: Oily to Bed at May 23, 2023 06:36 PM (Nn3xT)

51 43 Sadiq Khan got elected because about only 40% of Londoners today were actually born in England.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (i9ffA)

___

60% are doing the jobs Brits won't do. Or something.

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:36 PM (OalnH)

52 because he's single, thin and neat
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 23, 2023 06:35 PM (VTu1l)

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:36 PM (i9ffA)

53 >>Biden says Nancy Pelosi "helped rescue the economy in the Great Depression"

I'm actually willing to believe this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2023 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

54 That "professor" looks like she has snakes for hair... A real medusa vibe

Posted by: it's me donna at May 23, 2023 06:37 PM (bs+z0)

55 >>>Is he? Because if he is, I would like to know.

Yes, I suppose I would like to know that. But I'd like to really drill down on the fact that the media protects all of its Regime Closeted Homosexuals from this sort of inquiry.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2023 06:37 PM (KRtlO)

56 Just like Obama, for that matter.

******************

If a gay guy marries a 7 foot tall transwoman and buys prop children from Kenya's slave market to pass off as his own, is he still gay?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:37 PM (VTu1l)

57 That professor who swore at pro-life students also knows shit. She said to the guy you can't even have a baby. I'm sure that if he were a trans she would have insisted that he could.

What's more, of course the guy could have a baby with a woman, just not give birth to it himself. His part in the process is essential yet he is not accorded any rights when the mother wants to kill his baby.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (3JfbU)

58 Convicted paedophile Rolf Harris dies aged 93 of neck cancer
The disgraced former TV star had been "very sick" with neck cancer
8:00 AM · May 23, 2023

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)

59 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2023 06:34 PM (klJTj)

Rick Grinell is a butt dart and other the that, he seems pretty squared away.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (YRsIm)

60 Is everyone in SC gay?
Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:31 PM (OalnH)

I'm fairly sure TJM is straight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (EalHX)

61 Scott being a taint licker of the FBI and deep state is all teh ghey I need to know not to vote for him

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (VTu1l)

62 I'm unmarried, in good shape and have cats. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:38 PM (MNhXM)

63 Extreme left London (UK, not OH) Mayor suffers PTSD from Trump tweets. Wow, he really does live in their heads 24/7.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (W+kMI)

64 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker.

I believe you mean "Aggressively Heterosexual" Cory Booker.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (VrVjC)

65 The adjunct art professor obviously has some mental or drug problems or both. Hopefully, she won't next be attacking people on subways cars or pushing them onto the rails.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (Keyt1)

66 48 >>>35 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.

i was hinting at that.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2023 06:35 PM (KRtlO)

He did vote against the same sex marriage bill. Could be ruse

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (6VKyY)

67 As for Sadiq Khan, poor baby finds it all just too much oppressing London Christians.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (3JfbU)

68 Just noting here that interfering with delivery of the US Mail or stealing from the US Mail is a Federal felony akin to robbing Fort Knox. Your Potato Junta government at work, citizens!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (W+kMI)

69 He did vote against the same sex marriage bill. Could be ruse
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (6VKyY)

Could be no one wants to date Him... He's not exactly a looker

Posted by: it's me donna at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (bs+z0)

70 Yes, I suppose I would like to know that. But I'd like to really drill down on the fact that the media protects all of its Regime Closeted Homosexuals from this sort of inquiry.
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2023 06:37 PM (KRtlO)

We've got Lindsey Graham prancing around like Liberace's hairdresser but noooo, don't try to say HE's gay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (i9ffA)

71 We are living in a third world country. Mail cars are routinely robbed, now. The robbers get on to the cars and just throw ~~packages~~ 30 tons of ammonium nitrate on to the sidings as the trains move slowly through LA.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

72 The bullshit will end when the students come across the table and beat that cunt until she's barely breathing. When that is the default response from Republicans, then the madness will end. Not before.

You fucking touch me, you fucking touch my shit, and I will end you.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (2EqiS)

73 The fact Tm Scott's first act after announcing was an interview with WaPo, tells you all you need to know about Tim Scott.

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (OalnH)

74 The college sports issue has a very simple solution: Stop ALL collegiate sports. Just stop them all. Football? Gone! Basketball? Nevermore! Baseball? Nope.

Of course, that will result in the loss of millions of dollars of revenue for big universities, but they'll be able to keep their federal funding, I suppose.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

75 >>Biden says Nancy Pelosi "helped rescue the economy in the Great Depression"

Was this after FDR went on TV after the market crash to calm the American people?

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (MNhXM)

76 13 PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez curses at pro-life students and vandalizes table at Hunter College.

She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM

There is a great video of her machete wielding adventure.

She also has a disability suit against the police department for injuries suffered during her George Floyd protest arrest.

You know those videos of people suing because a car wreck forced them to use a wheelchair, but the PI has a video of them golfing with their buddies?

I would love the police department lawyers to use her machete wielding video as evidence of her lack of permanent disability. Karma is a vindictive bitch!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (HlyYF)

77 According to library records, Jerry Seinfeld drew wee-wees and pee-pees on public library books. He should be shunned, not emulated.

Posted by: Seinfeld's Permanent Record at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (Nn3xT)

78 Waking up early is rooted in white supremacy..

I knew there was something evil and rotten with the people on the Tech Thread. P.S. I'm one of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:27 PM (Keyt1)

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Next thing you know insomnia will be declared as a symptom of white supremacy.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (3JfbU)

79 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.

*************

because he's single, thin and neat
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld

But is he articulate?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (eihhh)

80 She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.
Posted by: Flyguy

Surprisingly, she got booted, per the NYPost.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG

But not arrested? Threatening someone with a deadly weapon, for political reasons, fits the definition of Terrorism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

81 Sometime next year headline at NYT/WaPo

Black Republican Candidate Fails to win more than 2% in the primaries, showing the party has a long way to go

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (OalnH)

82 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.
_______________

Next thing you'll be telling us that Andrew Gillum is gay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (EbYrE)

83 Tim Scott is exciting but I'm really leaning towards Asa Hutchison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (6VKyY)

84 Biden says that The Hag Polosi helped the USA recover from the Great Depression. (pause) Well, this time I don't necessarily disagree with him.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (W+kMI)

85 I'm unmarried, in good shape and have cats. 😀

****************

You would have been on my radar if you had said dogs instead of cats

***sad trombone***

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l)

86 Sometime next year headline at NYT/WaPo

Black Republican Candidate Fails to win more than 2% in the primaries, showing the party has a long way to go
Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (OalnH)
_______________

Whereas black female Democrat candidate failed to win more than 0% in the primaries. She's now VP.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2023 06:43 PM (EbYrE)

87 33 If I had an asian kid somebody tried to set on fire that soros prosecutor would be toast.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 23, 2023 06:32 PM

Literally, or figuratively?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:43 PM (HlyYF)

88 PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez curses at pro-life students and vandalizes table at Hunter College.

She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 23, 2023 06:29 PM (VrVjC)

---------------

I see she believes in post-birth abortion too. Not surprising.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (3JfbU)

89 Tim Scott is exciting but I'm really leaning towards Asa Hutchison.

***********************

Yoooo hoooo, I'm running for President too!

Posted by: Paint Drying at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (VTu1l)

90 Would there be more water in the ocean if it didn't have all those sponges in it?

After thinking about it for a minute, I would have been happy if one of my kids had asked that. We could construct an experiment with a jar of water and some sponges to find an answer.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (nfrXX)

91
I wanna support women's sports. But then women show up en masse to vote for abortion and I end up with Senator Fetterman.

So I got nothing. Sorry, buttercups. You tell me I shouldn't have an opinion then I won't. Lose faster. When gold, silver, and bronze are all tucked males don't come looking for my support.

You made your bed, enjoy the wet spot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (enJYY)

92 83 Tim Scott is exciting but I'm really leaning towards Asa Hutchison.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (6VKyY)

__

Asshole!!
- Nikki Haley

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (OalnH)

93 "Why waking up early is White Supremacy."
Lemme go back in time a few decades so I can try that line out on my parents in mid-January doing the school year.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (W+kMI)

94 *peruses*

Naw, nothing I really care about.

It's all a sideshow until Sharia is imposed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (5p7BC)

95 She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.
Posted by: Flyguy

Surprisingly, she got booted, per the NYPost.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG

But not arrested? Threatening someone with a deadly weapon, for political reasons, fits the definition of Terrorism.
Posted by: Romeo13

You pull a machete, I'm pulling a gun. You twitch a muscle and I'm doing a mag dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (eihhh)

96 Of course, that will result in the loss of millions of dollars of revenue for big universities, but they'll be able to keep their federal funding, I suppose.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

I thought the money made from the profitable sports went to support the money losing sports?
I didn't think any of that money went to support the engineering or accounting departments for example. Also used to pay million dollar coaching salaries and upkeep of the sporting facilities. I'm think it's a break even sort of deal.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

97 waking up with the sun and going to bed at dark is how all of humanity has lived, with a very few oddball exceptions, for all of our tens of thousands of years of existence before the 20th century.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (i9ffA)

98 >>> 81 Sometime next year headline at NYT/WaPo

Black Republican Candidate Fails to win more than 2% in the primaries, showing the party has a long way to go

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:42 PM (OalnH)

Well I doubt he voted for Biden so "he ain't black", isn't that how this works?

Posted by: DJ at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (H5y4s)

99 Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:41 PM (3JfbU)

We should all bring our Nazi Flags to the next Tech Thread

Just kidding, FiBIies; I don't have a Nazi Flag and am not a white supremacist. I'm an early morning supremacist,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (Keyt1)

100 Will someone please tell my chickens they are perpetuating white supremacy so I can sleep in?

Posted by: Candidus at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (Vh3ow)

101 Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy
........

That's why I always sleep in.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

102 I wanna support women's sports. But then women show up en masse to vote for abortion and I end up with Senator Fetterman.

***********

I will always and happily support the women's sport of cooking no matter what.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (VTu1l)

103 39 "I want the tiniest college with a Division I men's basketball team to all identify as women!"

Chaminade!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM

Good plan. Lowly Chaminade upset #1 Virginia with Ralph Samson in 1982.

Think what they would do against a women's team!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

104 I'm up before 6:30 so... White Supremacist

Posted by: it's me donna at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (bs+z0)

105 7 waking up with the sun and going to bed at dark is how all of humanity has lived, with a very few oddball exceptions, for all of our tens of thousands of years of existence before the 20th century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (i9ffA

Somehow, I think they mistook 'inconvenience' for 'racism'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (6VKyY)

106 London mayor Sadiq Khan… says he has PTSD…because of... Trump's tweets.

Best outright belly-laugh I've had so far today. And, it's been a funny day.
😬

Posted by: mindful webworker - justice is a dish best served covered at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (WZaJc)

107 Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (enJYY)

How do you think most male college athletes vote?

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (MNhXM)

108 The college sports issue has a very simple solution: Stop ALL collegiate sports. Just stop them all. Football? Gone! Basketball? Nevermore! Baseball? Nope.

Of course, that will result in the loss of millions of dollars of revenue for big universities, but they'll be able to keep their federal funding, I suppose.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2023 06:40 PM (BpYfr)
_______________

Works for me. Actually, few universities make money from their athletic programs, anyway (not counting alumni donations).

It makes no sense for universities to be in the athletics game, any more than it would make sense for the NFL, NBA, and MLB to offer classes in calculus. (Now THERE'S a thought, huh?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (EbYrE)

109 I actually always figured Tim Scott was gay - just like Cory Booker. Just like Obama, for that matter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:33 PM (i9ffA)

---------------

Don't forget Lindsay Graham. It seems half of senate at least is gay though probably a smaller proportion in the house.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (3JfbU)

110 I'm up at 5:30. I'm super rayciss, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (6VKyY)

111 we will explore the origins of the early-rising narrative and how it is rooted in white supremacy, contributing to the perpetuation of racial inequalities.

Why aren't people pointing and laughing at these idiots??

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (wagHN)

112 You pull a machete, I'm pulling a gun. You twitch a muscle and I'm doing a mag dump.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (eihhh)

Being in Calif, and White, I don't carry...

But please... pull a blade on me...

oh, did I mention I did competitive Historic Sword Fighting for 35 years?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

113 The media cleverly keeps calling Tim Scott "the only black Republican Senator" as if there's six million black Democrat senators. You have to give them credit for never ever ever stopping.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (BXxcV)

114 I want the tiniest college with a Division I men's basketball team to all identify as women!

I want to watch Dawn Staley try to croak out a coherent argument after her team loses 83-35 in the National Championship game!

*** I predict ratings for the Women's Final Four and Championship would go WAY up under my scenario. It would be glorious - and I would enjoy watching "women's basketball"!
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That would be Presbyterian College.

I would pay for courtside seat to that game.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (5p7BC)

115 19 PROFESSOR GONE WILD: Pro-abortion professor Shellyne Rodriquez
**
That's a man, isn't it?
=========
Modern-day update of the troll-wife slain by Grettir the Strong.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (W+kMI)

116 It was early morning yesterday
And I was up before the dawn
Turns out that's white supremacy
So I must be moving on

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (Bd6X8)

117 I'm no white supremacist since I retired.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (MNhXM)

118 Husband gets up at 4am. He's Mexican.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (pfCpy)

119 What I think sports will do by default is simply go back to unisex sports - no distinctions, no women's sections. There will a transition where we have men's sports, and sports for fake women who can't cut it in the men's leagues, but that will die pretty quickly because no one wants to watch that shit.

as to actual women's sports - sorry girls, that was a nice 50 year experiment with Title IX and all that, but fuggedaboudit, it's over. No more organized Sports for You.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (i9ffA)

120 Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy
........

Proof the author was never in the military.
Homie the Staff Sergeant don't play that game.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (eihhh)

121 I'm not gay, but my wife says I'm missing a good chance.

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (sWM8x)

122 waking up with the sun and going to bed at dark is how all of humanity has lived, with a very few oddball exceptions, for all of our tens of thousands of years of existence before the 20th century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (i9ffA)

Waking up earlier and earlier and being unable to get back to sleep is one of the earliest warning indicators of depression.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (xhaym)

123 105 7 waking up with the sun and going to bed at dark is how all of humanity has lived, with a very few oddball exceptions, for all of our tens of thousands of years of existence before the 20th century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:45 PM (i9ffA

Somehow, I think they mistook 'inconvenience' for 'racism'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM (6VKyY)

I guess all those Chinese Peasants who were getting up to Farm Rice for thousands of years, are all White Supremacists!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

124 When that is the default response from Republicans, then the madness will end. Not before.

You fucking touch me, you fucking touch my shit, and I will end you.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus

The problem ain't a default response by conservatives. The problem is the default response by LEOs and DAs. We know we are likely to be the one going to jail if we respond to this marxist anarchy. It ends when all of the Soroists are removed from the country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (jzzG8)

125 What is it with the Carolinas and gay senators?

I'm starting to get the impression that the line between southern gentleman and gay studies major is awfully thin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (ppBhU)

126 I thought the money made from the profitable sports went to support the money losing sports?
I didn't think any of that money went to support the engineering or accounting departments for example. Also used to pay million dollar coaching salaries and upkeep of the sporting facilities. I'm think it's a break even sort of deal.
Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

__

Pretty much.

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (OalnH)

127 "I'm no white supremacist since I retired."

Same here. What time do I get up?
Whenever I please.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

128 I have to live with someone with PTSD *and* REM Behavioral Disorder (he acts out his nightmares with violence). When Mayor Khaaaaaan actually experiences that, then maybe I'll feel sorry for him. Maybe.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always tired for a reason at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (dtlDP)

129 111 we will explore the origins of the early-rising narrative and how it is rooted in white supremacy, contributing to the perpetuation of racial inequalities.

Why aren't people pointing and laughing at these idiots??
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM (wagHN

Fear of mob reprisal, I suppose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (6VKyY)

130 I'm up at 5:30. I'm super rayciss, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

4:05 am. On the road by 4:30. At work by 6:00.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (eihhh)

131 Funny, half the week i get up early and the other half I get up late.

Does this make me a halfmacist?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (VTu1l)

132 "because he's single, thin and neat"

And the track lighting.

Posted by: Bosk at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (VMFAF)

133 and here I never even knew that getting up early (which I have done for so long I cannot even remember starting) is an "ideology".
(lol, spit)
learn somethin' ever' day around here, Itellyawhat!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (v0mat)

134 "London mayor Sadiq Khan, who has presided over London's slide into criminal anarchy, says he has PTSD."

PTSD being Petty Tyrant's Small Dick?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (dnHUJ)

135 I would point and laugh at Suckdik Khan but America voted Barack Mugabe as preezy twice.

Twice.

Another reason to abolish the federal leviathan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

136 What I think sports will do by default is simply go back to unisex sports - no distinctions, no women's sections. There will a transition where we have men's sports, and sports for fake women who can't cut it in the men's leagues, but that will die pretty quickly because no one wants to watch that shit.

as to actual women's sports - sorry girls, that was a nice 50 year experiment with Title IX and all that, but fuggedaboudit, it's over. No more organized Sports for You.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:48 PM (i9ffA)
__________________

A development much to be hoped for. No restrictions, just winner take all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (EbYrE)

137 Mail cars are routinely robbed, now. The robbers get on to the cars and just throw packages on to the sidings as the trains move slowly through LA.

Ace, that has been happening since at least the early 1990s, and for all I know a lot longer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (ZCCyW)

138 He did vote against the same sex marriage bill. Could be ruse

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:39 PM (6VKyY)

++++

Grenell was a signatory to a 2013 amicus curiae brief submitted to the Supreme Court in support of same-sex marriage during the Hollingsworth v. Perry case.

That's just one line from his Wiki page. Hollingsworth is the case in which California's voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage was overturned by the federal courts.
https://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/Hollingsworth_v._Perry

He is fake.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (klJTj)

139 80 She also threatened to chop up a reporter with a machete for trying to ask her about it too.
Posted by: Flyguy

Surprisingly, she got booted, per the NYPost.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG

But not arrested? Threatening someone with a deadly weapon, for political reasons, fits the definition of Terrorism.
======
Maybe she got an exemption because now is the Time of the Quickening.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (W+kMI)

140 Wait, so both SC senators are butt-humping incels? And they had Nikki Haley as gov? Sheesh.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (dnZm9)

141 127 "I'm no white supremacist since I retired."

Same here. What time do I get up?
Whenever I please.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 23, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

/Fistbump...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

142 4:05 am. On the road by 4:30. At work by 6:00.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (eihhh

Damn, Grand Master!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (6VKyY)

143 Babu Bhatt ?
Posted by: JT

Sounds right. I dunno. Seinfeld court room episode.
Posted by: micky

Just don't tell him that the shrimp is a little stringy.....

Posted by: JT at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (T4tVD)

144 I would point and laugh at Suckdik Khan but America voted Barack Mugabe as preezy twice. Twice.

**************

Baffling too since we had such strong manly candidates in McCain and Romney to challenge him.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (VTu1l)

145 >>>Tim Scott is exciting but I'm really leaning towards Asa Hutchison.

I'm holding out for Chris Christie, yo!

He's been out of the game so long that Disney is Rebooting him with a race and gender swap

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

146 And we just shrug. This is the New Normal, brought to us by those who promised they would Restore Our Precious Norms.

----------

Brave New Normal

Out: Atlas Shrugged.
In: Hapless Shrugged.

Posted by: ShainS at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (az6rE)

147 Just had a most disturbing thought, but I have to share. The Federal Gov't is planning Something Very Bad and here's the scenario that came to my mind: the 30 tons of fertilizer that "went missing" will find it's way into the hands of some "Reich Wing Hate Group" composed of 50 fed agents and two patsies. They will make a bomb out of some or all of it and it will be detonated at some Alphabet Pride event. A big one. In a republican state. Disney World would be a prime location for maximum impact with hundreds of deaths and massive destruction. DeathSantis will be blamed for creating a "climate of hate" and such. The designated fall guys they'll catch almost immediately. They will be "Known by LE" of course. This will relaunch the War On Terror but this time directed solely at white men. Massive gun confiscation, the removal of all "hate content" from the web including sites like this one, etc. The GOP will, of course, be all-in on it.

Posted by: Tinfoil Hat at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (7h8Te)

148 30 tons of anfo, jeez, wonder what auntyfah is gonna blow up

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (v0mat)

149 is there no end to the Crazy in this country?

maybe I should be a weekend only commenter.
seriously, the BS in this country is battering me like waves against a shore. It never stops.

I've got it:
Vodka.

Posted by: DB - offsite at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (geLO8)

150 Wait, so both SC senators are butt-humping incels? And they had Nikki Haley as gov? Sheesh.

***************

I had contemplated moving to SC in the past

I have slightly less contemplation now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (VTu1l)

151 Damn, Grand Master!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:51 PM (6VKyY)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (Keyt1)

152 Well you gotta get up early to pick out your cleanest white robe and pointy hood.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

153 A white man sleeping late means a black man had to get up early.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (yReqT)

154
How do you think most male college athletes vote?

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:46 PM

Don't know. If they're p__sy whipped or 'woke' one way. But I don't think they wake up election day and decide "I've really got to get to the polls and vote against a 'Heartbeat Law' because I want my GF to have the right to choose - even after birth.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (enJYY)

155 134 "London mayor Sadiq Khan, who has presided over London's slide into criminal anarchy, says he has PTSD."

PTSD being Petty Tyrant's Small Dick?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2023 06:50 PM (dnHUJ)

Perpetual Trump Sadness Disorder... it's what happens to the Left with Trump living in their heads 24/7.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (oHd/0)

156 I'm up at 5:30. I'm super rayciss, I guess.

Then I must be more racist than you, I wake up every day (weekends included) at 0500 AM in the morning and either hit the kettlebells, Nexersys, Heavybag or several fast hike in the oil fields.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (YXHzG)

157 Maybe tie up a few extra nooses to get you through the day.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

158 I'm holding out for Chris Christie, yo!

He's been out of the game so long that Disney is Rebooting him with a race and gender swap

Why? We already have Lizzo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (Bd6X8)

159 Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, suffers from PTSD but not really.

It's the society that dispatched Churchill after getting out of WW II by the skins of their asses - and willingly gave away their empire in the process. In the cases of South Africa and Zimbabwe - did it as enthusiastically as our current regime hates rural whites.

I'd suggest moving on from the UK. Which means moving on from NATO. Just write that continent off. Two world wars has been enough. Let them fight amongst themselves.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (e0Yv6)

160 Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy
........
Proof the author was never in the military.
Homie the Staff Sergeant don't play that game.
Posted by: rickb223

Also proof the author is just another fucking fag.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (dnHUJ)

161 It's almost ironic that the leftists don't realize that if your body is in touch with, and in tune with the Earth we live on, then you rise and lay down with the sun. To do otherwise is to break the connection you should have with the natural world, unless you identify as some kind of trash panda.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (i9ffA)

162 @Breaking911 · 11 minutes
BREAKING: South Carolina Senate passes ban on most abortions after around 6 weeks of pregnancy; governor has said he will sign it - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I)

163 Shellyne says the pro-life guys don't know what they're talking about because they can't have babies. BIGOT! Men can have babies too! Or aren't you on board with the trans agenda, Shellyne?
Of course, I don't think Shellyne can have babies either, because:
a) Shellyne is a dude.
b) If Shellyne is really a female, no man would put his dick in that much crazy and ugly.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (XMwZJ)

164 I've got it:
Vodka.
Posted by: DB - offsite at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (geLO

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Sip a nice Tequila, like an anejo.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (2EqiS)

165 lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (v0mat)

166 Damn, Grand Master!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's what happened when I moved 80 miles away from work.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (eihhh)

167 If Shellyne is really a female, no man would put his dick in that much crazy and ugly.

***************

No man would, but simps and soys on the other hand...

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (VTu1l)

168 Chris Christie is exciting but he's really more a Sec. of Transportation type guy, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (6VKyY)

169 These mayors of death-spiral cities are making the "better ti reign in Hell than serve in Heaven" thing take on fairly reallistic tone. Eric Adams is overlord of a collapsing city-state.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (dnZm9)

170 That early rising thing has to be satire. Even the comment section is basically laughing along.

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (OalnH)

171 Seriously, is SC the closeted homosexual GOP Senators capital of the world?

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (up/3i)

172 158, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (v0mat)

173 They only come out at night.

Posted by: E. Winter at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

174 The designated fall guys they'll catch almost immediately. They will be "Known by LE" of course.

Since someone needs to conjure up a lengthy social media legend to backstop this claim, I suppose an algorithm could be built to scan for high posting/editing history.

This would be the digital equivalent of predicting an earthquake.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (YXHzG)

175 162 @Breaking911 · 11 minutes
BREAKING: South Carolina Senate passes ban on most abortions after around 6 weeks of pregnancy; governor has said he will sign it - AP

___

Pregnancies are icky, it means you have to have S-E-X with a woman. Grooooossss.
- Both SC Senators

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (OalnH)

176 pick up their mail in person at an annex office, located at 5920 Martin Luther King Jr Way South.

Oh, joy. Best part of any city is MLK Blvd.

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (CaJIi)

177 "Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy"

Black people in Africa in prehistoric times worked only four hours a day, three days a week, yet invented every single thing you get-up-early Crackers use today! Except alarm clocks! Those are evil machines of White Oppression! Get off of our get up and go to work at noon backs, Crackers!

Posted by: Joy Reid and Cori Bush at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

178 They will be "Known by LE" of course. This will relaunch the War On Terror but this time directed solely at white men. Massive gun confiscation, the removal of all "hate content" from the web including sites like this one, etc. The GOP will, of course, be all-in on it.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (7h8Te)

That's an interesting theory. Now figure out what happens when someone who's even dumber than Joe Biden is put in charge of coordinating the operation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (i9ffA)

179 oh, did I mention I did competitive Historic Sword Fighting for 35 years?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 06:47 PM

I have two friends that fenced at college, one of whom was on the #1 ranked team.

Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert.

They literally can touch you on the heart before you have finished your first foot shuffle.

P.S. I also hate movies where the "hero" dodges saber strikes from an actual swordsman. I could not hit Floyd Mayweather in the face with a punch. I could not miss him with a saber.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (HlyYF)

180 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 45m
🚨 Target holds 'emergency' meeting over LGBTQ merchandise in some stores to avoid ‘Bud Light situation’, Fox News reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)

181 Chris Christie is exciting but he's really more a Sec. of Transportation type guy, right?

Particularly on the strategic placement of road construction cones.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (YXHzG)

182 I once slept past 7am, it felt like the entire day was shot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)

183 BREAKING: South Carolina Senate passes ban on most abortions after around 6 weeks of pregnancy; governor has said he will sign it - AP

Meh - too far for me - I'm satisfied with 18 weeks. But I'm also satisfied with New York having a magazine ban. Mostly because I don't plan on having an abortion in South Carolina or a range day in New York.

I'm a republican that way.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (e0Yv6)

184 Before today, I'd never given a single thought to Tim Scott's sexual orientation. My ex-wife used to say I have the shittiest gaydar on the planet. Maybe, but I believe it's more that I just don't think about that shit very often in normal day-to-day living.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

185 "We are living in a third world country. Mail cars are routinely robbed, now. The robbers get on to the cars and just throw packages on to the sidings as the trains move slowly through LA."

wasn't that reported like months ago..?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (B1FKF)

186 A white man sleeping late means a black man had to get up early.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 23, 2023 06:53 PM (yReqT)

It's time for REMparations.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (BXxcV)

187 Someone stole bills that I had mailed for my mother little over a year ago. They took a 20.09 check to the gas company and washed and changed it to 20,000.09 made out to a Hakkem Washington. They presented the Chase check to Bank of America who processed the check. Took me 3 months and lot of aggravating paperwork to get it back.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

188 I slept late this morning and what do you know, somebody stole the U-Haul that I rented yesterday to bring home the Hitler flag I got at Discounts Uber Alles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (guGkK)

189 I have PTSD from having seen that fat fuck Chrispy Creamee dry hump Jerry Jones on that Monday night football broadcast a few years ago.

Another reason I gave up watching football.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

190 That early rising thing has to be satire. Even the comment section is basically laughing along.

*************

Did you see xis latest article? Xe's complaining about being the target of an ALT-RIGHT HATE CAMPAIGN because of this shit piece

it gets even more hilarious BTW

He/Xe wrote this article using ChatGPT

hahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (VTu1l)

191 Target holds 'emergency' meeting over LGBTQ merchandise in some stores to avoid ‘Bud Light situation’, Fox News reports

Classic case of closing the barn doors after the livestock have fled. Pretty much only people going in/out of Target are the AWFLs, Karens, female obliviots, perverts and looters.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (YXHzG)

192 Well, Tim Scott is certainly preferable to my Senator-Cory Booker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (Keyt1)

193 I'm up at 0530, in the office at 0630.

Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

194 I could not miss him with a saber.
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I'm glad to see you're not one of those foil faggots, PI!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (Vwz3I)

195 If Khan's tennis partner were John McEnroe he would engage in some trash talk therapy.

"Hey Sadiq, you serve like a seven year old!"

"C'mon, Khan! You should be better at handling green fuzzy balls!"

"You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (kXYt5)

196 I'm up at 0530, in the office at 0630.
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
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#MeToo!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (BpYfr)

197 Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

Lord have mercy

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 06:59 PM (BXxcV)

198 Why is Target trying to hide the fact that they've been gay curious for two decades?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (6VKyY)

199
Pregnancies are icky, it means you have to have S-E-X with a woman. Grooooossss.
- Both SC Senators

Posted by: Montec at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (OalnH)

I agree!

Posted by: A New Jersey Senator at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (AMIL/)

200 Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (e0Yv6)

You're no help. Magazines are a constitutional issue. Not a states right issue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

201 Terris went on to explain that he had only asked the question because Scott has always been a vocal proponent of abstinence outside of marriage. And since Scott has never been married himself, he wanted to know whether the senator -- who was then still a congressman -- had followed his own advice.

Horse shit. The proper answer to any such question is "none of your business, you sick @(&@$"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

202 He/Xe wrote this article using ChatGPT

Thus proving that artificial intelligence cannot compensate for natural stupidity.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (Bd6X8)

203 I once slept past 7am, it felt like the entire day was shot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2023 06:57 PM (up/3i)
......

It was. You could have already had more than a few lynchings by then.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

204 If Shellyne is really a female, no man would put his dick in that much crazy and ugly.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 23, 2023 06:54 PM (XMwZJ)

Ah...you didn't drink in college.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (ZCCyW)

205 BTW, Xe's photo seems to be AI generated as well. It just has that "look" to it, complete with an artificially generated background

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (VTu1l)

206 Alt-Right? Does that mean alternate right, i.e., left? I get so confused with the nonsense that passes off as writing deez days.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (iyVGU)

207 Apparently having kids has caused me to contribute to white supremacism,

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (fKIdX)

208 The crazy former professor not only put a machete to the reporters throat , after she closed the door and they left, she came back out and chased them down the street. Bat shit crazy. I'm sure Sharpton and friends will say she was being harassed and demand justice.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2023 07:01 PM (XaUsS)

209 171 Seriously, is SC the closeted homosexual GOP Senators capital of the world?

Incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2023 06:55 PM (up/3i)

They're an old and well known Southern character type, you'll find them in Faulkner novels and Tennessee Williams plays. They come from the thoroughly corrupt and decayed remnant of the old Southern upper classes, effete caricatures of men who often make a show of "acting tough" in public, to counter the reality that in private they're mostly on their knees around other men who use them, and despise them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:01 PM (i9ffA)

210 You think waking up early is racist? Don't even get me started on business attire that includes a necktie!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 23, 2023 07:02 PM (kXYt5)

211 The crazy former professor not only put a machete to the reporters throat , after she closed the door and they left, she came back out and chased them down the street. Bat shit crazy. I'm sure Sharpton and friends will say she was being harassed and demand justice.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2023 07:01 PM (XaUsS)
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So, double or triple reparations, then?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2023 07:02 PM (BpYfr)

212 I have two friends that fenced at college, one of whom was on the #1 ranked team. Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert.

I knew a dude that, apparently, was hot shit as a high school wrestler. State champion, or some such. Didn't help him much when a fella' went to town on his head, neck, and shoulders with a bar stool, pool cue, and various other implements.

I watched from a respectable distance. Like a gentleman.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:02 PM (e0Yv6)

213 178 They will be "Known by LE" of course. This will relaunch the War On Terror but this time directed solely at white men. Massive gun confiscation, the removal of all "hate content" from the web including sites like this one, etc. The GOP will, of course, be all-in on it.
Posted by: Tinfoil Hat at May 23, 2023 06:52 PM (7h8Te)
That's an interesting theory. Now figure out what happens when someone who's even dumber than Joe Biden is put in charge of coordinating the operation.
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Oh, it won't be some dumber than the first Potato who gets to carry it out, Tom. And now that I think of it, there were a whole lot of smart people in the government back in 1963 who knew about Lee Harvey Oswald and did nothing to stop him before that November morning. The entire Warren Commision Report is a series of surprised & shocked expressions by smart & honorable men that an armed Commie who supported Castro might be a danger to the President.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (W+kMI)

214 Alt-Right? Does that mean alternate right, i.e., left? I get so confused with the nonsense that passes off as writing deez days.

***************

It could be a parody account that's meant to demonstrate how easy it is to generate utter woke fucking stupidity from ChatGPT

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)

215 "The crazy former professor not only put a machete to the reporters throat"

I HATE not knowing who to root for...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (dnHUJ)

216
I'd like Chris Christie in some cabinet position where he could - for instance - close down every National Park and then get photographed again lounging in a beach chair at Yosemite. Just for the lol'z.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (enJYY)

217 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:01 PM (i9ffA)

The Crissey reality TV guy that just went to prison can't be straight but he's got a ton of kids. Really confusing.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (MNhXM)

218 Sure, Jan.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW - WHO warns of an incoming pandemic ‘even deadlier’ than COVID-19

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

219 You think waking up early is racist? Don't even get me started on business attire that includes a necktie!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 23, 2023 07:02 PM (kXYt5)

Jussie Smollett got a necktie and look what happened to him, racist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:04 PM (guGkK)

220 Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert.

I beat one but only because I didn't follow his rules. We were using foils. I grabbed his and stabbed him in the chest (the ends were blunted). He explained that is Not How Things Are Done but I felt it was a proper victory.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

221 I watched from a respectable distance. Like a gentleman.

************

Same with martial arts, if you're a black belt in Jujutsu, biker dude who got left back three grades you just pissed off in a bar will still beat your ass down like a rental mule

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 23, 2023 07:04 PM (VTu1l)

222 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW - WHO warns of an incoming pandemic ‘even deadlier’ than COVID-19
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

Premature Election Interference. Got to do some kegels, man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (6VKyY)

223 They're an old and well known Southern character type, you'll find them in Faulkner novels and Tennessee Williams plays. They come from the thoroughly corrupt and decayed remnant of the old Southern upper classes, effete caricatures of men who often make a show of "acting tough" in public, to counter the reality that in private they're mostly on their knees around other men who use them, and despise them.

I'm assuming it's the French bloodlines amiright?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (w0NJk)

224 I see everyone claiming to be a white supremacist by waking up very early.

All true Morons know that actual face of white supremacy is staying up late to participate in the comments section for the ONT!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (HlyYF)

225 Why is Target trying to hide the fact that they've been gay curious for two decades?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I think they're doubling down. This 'emergency meeting' stuff is bullshit cover for shareholders. This is their CEO yesterday:

“The things we’ve done from a DE&I (diversity, equity, and inclusion) standpoint, it’s adding value. It’s helping us drive sales.”
He defended the collection which includes children and babies items:
“I think those are just good business decisions, and it’s the right thing for society, and it’s the great thing for our brand.”
Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (jzzG8)

226 That clip of Biden? He is speaking at a gathering of "Emily's List".
I like to ask my Lib friends about that group...do they support it? Donate to it? Most say yes, Then I ask if they know who Emily is/was? They don't. I derive great pleasure in educating them that there isn't and never was an Emily, this isn't like Marcy's law, or something where the "Victim" has a legacy fund/foundation. It is simply a ploy to raise money to help...Raise money. It funds fund raising. The acronym is "Early Money Is Like Yeast...It helps raise the dough". It funds dark money and PAC fundraising, to get even MORE money to spend on attack ads and the furthest left of the lefty groups...as well as pay YUUUUGE salaries to the people it employs. IT IS A LIE...and THEY are the ones being Lied to. How does it feel to be taken advantage of dishonestly in such a fashion...over the course of YEARS?

Posted by: birddog at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (uAI4S)

227 Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert. .....

I don't know whether it could be done or not but the ending of Rob Roy is in my top five all time great movie endings. He was getting his ass kicked .

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (MNhXM)

228 Black people in Africa in prehistoric times worked only four hours a day, three days a week, yet invented every single thing you get-up-early Crackers use today!

Traditionally the Ice People are Caucasian and must have a culture that routinely processes abstracts like storing away for the winter or they won't survive North of 45°ree; latitude climate.

Sun People have more consistent sunrise/sunset and climate due to proximity to the equator and don't have to account for limited growing seasons. Pretty much don't have to plan for the future and thus are not noted as cultures of productivity and innovation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (YXHzG)

229 >>>Sadiq Khan has PTSD.

>Ha-ha! This little faggot has a reason to cry because he was led down the path of righteousness by the crazy limeys, the criminals controlling Ukraine and NATO.

He should be afraid, the UK is about to pay for their sins.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (fY84s)

230 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW - WHO warns of an incoming pandemic ‘even deadlier’ than COVID-19
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

I saw that yesterday and didn't even bother to click the link.

I will say that seeing WHO mentioned in the headline produced an involuntary eyeroll of operatic proportions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (guGkK)

231 The early bird catches the sleepy...
Nah, I don't want to be banned.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

232 You're no help. Magazines are a constitutional issue. Not a states right issue.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

Nope. My state only said ok to hunting with .30 last year. I think it's a bad idea. Can't find a shot around here that justifies that.

But what works here has nothing to do with what works on the Great Plains. And I don't care how many shots New York thinks is needed to shoot a deer.

And I believe in the original ratification of the Constitution. The one where the Bill of Rights was a check on the Federal. Not Incorporation where the Federal invited themselves into the business of the States.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (e0Yv6)

233 huh! birddog that's interesting about Emily's List, I had no idea!

you do learn a lot here!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (w0NJk)

234 188 I slept late this morning and what do you know, somebody stole the U-Haul that I rented yesterday to bring home the Hitler flag I got at Discounts Uber Alles.
Posted by: Cicero

*snort

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (m8OZV)

235 Can't accuse me of being racist because of my waking hour (0400) in the morning. On the other hand, I take an afternoon nap, so that must make me de Kruel Overseer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2023 07:07 PM (lz5hY)

236 I must be completely woke. I don’t wake up until 8am at the earliest, unless I need to be somewhere.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (CA7Od)

237 SC has a foolproof way of dealing with it's gay population. It sends both of them to the Senate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (XaUsS)

238 “The things we’ve done from a DE&I (diversity, equity, and inclusion) standpoint, it’s adding value. It’s helping us drive sales.”
He defended the collection which includes children and babies items:
“I think those are just good business decisions, and it’s the right thing for society, and it’s the great thing for our brand.”
Source: Daily Mail
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 07:05 PM (jzzG

Well, back to the Target boycott.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

239 zerohedge @zerohedge · 42m
'Draft Tucker' PAC Shuts Down Following Legal Threat From Carlson

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (Vwz3I)

240 Shouldn't be very hard to verify the ammonium nitrate leak. Drive out to the track and look.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (HaeqF)

241 Can't accuse me of being racist because of my waking hour (0400) in the morning. On the other hand, I take an afternoon nap, so that must make me de Kruel Overseer.

If you call it a siesta then it's cultural appropriation as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 07:08 PM (Bd6X8)

242 Black people in Africa in prehistoric times worked only four hours a day, three days a week, yet invented every single thing you get-up-early Crackers use today!

Except the wheel.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:09 PM (eihhh)

243 235 Can't accuse me of being racist because of my waking hour (0400) in the morning. On the other hand, I take an afternoon nap, so that must make me de Kruel Overseer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2023 07:07 PM (lz5hY)

Esse.... ist called a Siesta!

Posted by: Frito Bandito at May 23, 2023 07:09 PM (oHd/0)

244 Can't accuse me of being racist because of my waking hour (0400) in the morning. On the other hand, I take an afternoon nap, so that must make me de Kruel Overseer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2023 07:07 PM (lz5hY)

To be fair, only a crazy person would be caught out in the cotton fields between 1 p.m. and 3:30 p.m.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:09 PM (guGkK)

245 I knew a dude that, apparently, was hot shit as a high school wrestler. State champion, or some such. Didn't help him much when a fella' went to town on his head, neck, and shoulders with a bar stool, pool cue, and various other implements.

I watched from a respectable distance. Like a gentleman.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:02 PM

Fighting at range >>> hand-to-hand, if you can't close the distance.

Morons know that lesson very well - and have entire thread on Sunday evenings with lots of expert commentary about delivering tiny pieces of lead to the far distant designated receiving location!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 07:09 PM (HlyYF)

246 208 The crazy former professor not only put a machete to the reporters throat , after she closed the door and they left, she came back out and chased them down the street. Bat shit crazy. I'm sure Sharpton and friends will say she was being harassed and demand justice.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 23, 2023 07:01 PM (XaUsS)

Sharpton and Benjamin Crump will hold a news conference tomorrow to tell us that a white person knocking on the door of a black person is the same as lynching that black person. Or something equally outrageously dumb. But r@ce hustlers gonna r@ce hustle.

Posted by: Gref at May 23, 2023 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

247 Black people in Africa in prehistoric times worked only four hours a day, three days a week, yet invented every single thing you get-up-early Crackers use today!

Well, they did have Vibranium.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:10 PM (e0Yv6)

248 “I think those are just good business decisions, and it’s the right thing for society, and it’s the great thing for our brand.”

I'm going to guess that Bryan Cornel is not a man of Faith, but likely a Machiavellian psychopath that is glad to profit and watch the further corrosion of the culture, particularly sexual deviancy and pederasty as he plainly states that is the brand identification they are Targeting.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 07:10 PM (YXHzG)

249 Khan needs to get punched in the face by every soldier, cop, fire fighter, rape victim, assault victim, paramedic, 911 operator, and everyone else who actually has a high chance of have PTSD, and noir his condition of being a little bitch.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 23, 2023 07:10 PM (AIxQp)

250
It's time for REMparations.
Posted by: ...

Dream on

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

251 "Pregnancies are icky, it means you have to have S-E-X with a woman. Grooooossss.
- Both SC Senators "

back sometime last century, a gay male and a lesbian of my acquaintance had each separately put out the opinion that to have sex with a person of opposite sex would cause them to puke ... I wondered at the time about having enough money to bribe them to try, with each other, and make a short movie of the result ...

lol?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 23, 2023 07:11 PM (v0mat)

252 A Soros prosecutor has let a man who set Asian Berkeley students on fire free, with no jailtime.

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I don't know how these outrages go on without starting biblical, eye-for-an-eye retribution

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 23, 2023 07:11 PM (H+3+Y)

253 I don't know whether it could be done or not but the ending of Rob Roy is in my top five all time great movie endings. He was getting his ass kicked.
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The Three/Four Musketeers; The Duellists; and Rob Roy.

I watched Errol Flynn's Master of Ballantrae for the first time ever just yesterday and while the swordfights are entertaining, they seem stagey contrasted with those modern films' ones. Still good fun, mind you.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (Vwz3I)

254 The early rising things a pretty obvious joke even if it was written in earnest by AI. The dude responsible is clearly one of us.

In fact it's indistinguishable from one of Mannix's professor posts.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (BXxcV)

255 For what it's worth, if you have a friend who is a doctor who gives you "talk therapy" for PTSD, not only is your doc a quack, because "talk therapy" is essentially malpractice for PTSD, but the guy should have his license yanked for doing therapy on his so-called friend.

But this is england, I'm not even sure they have any real doctors/therapists in that third world shithole of a country.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (uzwsR)

256
Biden's corrupt DOE has proposed new rules which would deny federal funding to colleges which do not allow men to beat the shit out of girls in athletics.

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Wait a minute. Defunding colleges? This could work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (lCaJd)

257 Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:06 PM (e0Yv6)

The Bill of Rights specifically listed those rights no matter what state you reside and the state cannot choose to violate that right.

10th amendment

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (MNhXM)

258 242 You forgot writing. Except writing. And soap. And toilet paper.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (dnZm9)

259 And I believe in the original ratification of the Constitution. The one where the Bill of Rights was a check on the Federal. Not Incorporation where the Federal invited themselves into the business of the States.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again

Interesting. So you are ok with the state ignoring your 1st & 4th amendment rights as long as it's just the state and not the feds?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:13 PM (eihhh)

260 250
It's time for REMparations.
Posted by: ...

Dream on
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:13 PM (6VKyY)

261 back sometime last century, a gay male and a lesbian of my acquaintance had each separately put out the opinion that to have sex with a person of opposite sex would cause them to puke ... I wondered at the time about having enough money to bribe them to try, with each other, and make a short movie of the result ...

lol?

It's most likely a fetish category already. Puke porn, not gay dudes hammering lesbians. Although that probably exists as a fetish category too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 07:13 PM (Bd6X8)

262 I knows I'm not the only night owl here

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 07:14 PM (BXxcV)

263 It's most likely a fetish category already. Puke porn, not gay dudes hammering lesbians. Although that probably exists as a fetish category too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 23, 2023 07:13 PM (Bd6X

Yeah, but how could you be sure the guy is really gay? Besides the messenger bag, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:15 PM (guGkK)

264 Alt-Right? Does that mean alternate right, i.e., left? I get so confused with the nonsense that passes off as writing deez days.

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In case no one has answered "alt-right" means actual right with expectations, vs the accepted and enjoyed Republican / GOP uniparty permanent minority types.

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 23, 2023 07:15 PM (DxFDO)

265 Yeah, but how could you be sure the guy is really gay? Besides the messenger bag, I mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:15 PM (guGkK)

He mentions her choice in shoes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:16 PM (6VKyY)

266 I don't know whether it could be done or not but the ending of Rob Roy is in my top five all time great movie endings. He was getting his ass kicked.

The grab the sword thing kinda' tripped my bullshit meter - but a bunch of that movie was exactly right. People in charge doing shitty shit because they could. People at the Rob Roy level taking shitty risks because what else could they do ?

I've got this thing where I show Number One Son movies that matter, in my opinion. Cool Hand Luke. Outlaw Josie Wales. And fun shit like Inglorious Bastards. Oceans Eleven. The Gentleman. Rob Roy might be another one.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:16 PM (e0Yv6)

267 about the noob picking up a sword - I saw an old interview with Basil Rathbone about that, as he had been a very competitive fencer all through college and so never had any difficulty with a sword. He said that working with Erol Flynn was very difficult because he was clumsy and it was hard for Basil to have to try to hide his mistakes and make him look good. On the other hand, he worked opposite Danny Kaye in "The Court Jester", and he was amazed at how quickly Kaye picked it up. Of course Danny Kaye was a very skilled dancer, and Rathbone said that being able to move like a dancer was key to being a good fencer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:16 PM (i9ffA)

268 It's just a way to make right sound scary. Everything is a mindfuck.

Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (BXxcV)

269 Well, back to the Target boycott.

I think the boycott of Target is natural, they stock the shelves with crap only perverts and groomers would want.

Seriously, when I was doing some work in North Charleston, the choice was Walmart or Target. Walmart was the usual madhouse while Target was clean, quiet.... and empty of shoppers.

I discovered I could only find a fraction of the food I wanted and had to make up the rest of the shopping at the much cheaper Walmart anyway, so that was the last time I ever went to Target.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (YXHzG)

270 Interesting. So you are ok with the state ignoring your 1st & 4th amendment rights as long as it's just the state and not the feds?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:13 PM (eihhh)

As long as no state can make me stay ? Yep. Especially as these "rights" are interpreted now.

I have no 1st rights. But the State sure as shit does. Thank God there are fifty.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (e0Yv6)

271 Except the wheel.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:09 PM (eihhh)

But I bet a black person thought of the concept of a circle first, and his idea was co-opted by a whitey into a wheel, effectively cutting him out of all future royalties and leading to generational poverty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (tlfKR)

272 They only come out at night.
Posted by: E. Winter at May 23, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (nsnF6)

273 179 Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert.

h8ers gonna h8

Posted by: rey skywalker at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (sGtp+)

274 It's just a way to make right sound scary. Everything is a mindfuck.
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (BXxcV)

See also, MAGA

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (guGkK)

275 "REMparations"

I laughed. Well done!

Ths is a very funny thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (Keyt1)

276 back sometime last century, a gay male and a lesbian of my acquaintance had each separately put out the opinion that to have sex with a person of opposite sex would cause them to puke ... I wondered at the time about having enough money to bribe them to try, with each other, and make a short movie of the result ...

--

That's absurd. Brad Pitt or George Clooney and any "lesbian" would say yes.

I don't know the type for gay guys since they would just want to eat her feces and play with that hole anyway. Probably doesn't matter much.

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (DxFDO)

277 - WHO warns of an incoming pandemic ‘even deadlier’ than COVID-19
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

"WHO warns..."

I take that the way they meant it, as a threat. As in "nice planet ya got there, be a shame if sumfing was ta 'appen toit."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (uzwsR)

278 I thought MAGA was Lady Gaga's fat sister.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (6VKyY)

279 I've got this thing where I show Number One Son movies that matter, in my opinion. Cool Hand Luke. Outlaw Josie Wales. And fun shit like Inglorious Bastards. Oceans Eleven. The Gentleman. Rob Roy might be another one.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:16 PM (e0Yv6)

My grandson loves Zulu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (i9ffA)

280 As long as no state can make me stay ? Yep. Especially as these "rights" are interpreted now.

I have no 1st rights. But the State sure as shit does. Thank God there are fifty.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again

After you've moved through all fifty states, then what?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (eihhh)

281 nood art

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (jzzG8)

282 The Three/Four Musketeers; The Duellists; and Rob Roy.

I watched Errol Flynn's Master of Ballantrae for the first time ever just yesterday and while the swordfights are entertaining, they seem stagey contrasted with those modern films' ones. Still good fun, mind you.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 23, 2023 07:12 PM (Vwz3I)

I had the great pleasure of doing a bit of sparring with William Hobbs, who did the fight choreography for both Rob Roy, and the 3 and 4 Musketeers.

Had a great conversation with him about the difference between Hollywood choreography, competitive sword fighting... and actual sword fighting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

283 But I bet a black person thought of the concept of a circle first, and his idea was co-opted by a whitey into a wheel, effectively cutting him out of all future royalties and leading to generational poverty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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(American Indians have entered the chat)

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (DxFDO)

284 The Bill of Rights specifically listed those rights no matter what state you reside and the state cannot choose to violate that right.

That is absolutely NOT how the Constitution was ratified. Simply was not.

The Bill of Rights was a check on Federal Power - not State Power - until the end of the Civil War. The concept of Incorporation - the Federal dictating rights to the State - was invented by the Supreme Court post Civil War.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (e0Yv6)

285 After you've moved through all fifty states, then what?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (eihhh)

You've still go seven to go, right?

Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (guGkK)

286 Coming up with an idea isn't hard or really all that important. Implementing that idea and making it profitable is where the true inspiration lies.

Black people in Africa eat lots of termites and grub worms

But it will take Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates to make the practice into a viable business.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (tlfKR)

287 Re: that professor

She seems nice.

What an unhinged, godless, commie, moloch-worshipping, cvnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (ufFY8)

288 267 Basil Rathbone was awarded the MC for gallantry in WW1 (Military Cross, Brit equivalent to Silver Star).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (lz5hY)

289 I don't know whether it could be done or not but the ending of Rob Roy is in my top five all time great movie endings. He was getting his ass kicked

One of my all time favorite movie fight scenes, clearly outclassed and being toyed with.

On the other hand, he worked opposite Danny Kaye in "The Court Jester", and he was amazed at how quickly Kaye picked it up.

I am not surprised, Kaye was a natural athlete. Like Jackie Chan, just great at everything physical.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

290 It must be fun having no morals and in it for the graft and the glory to be the one to destroy the country for the Marxists.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (xhxe8)

291 I knows I'm not the only night owl here
Posted by: ... at May 23, 2023 07:14 PM (BXxcV)
........

If you don't go to sleep, you don't have to wake up early.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

292 259 And I believe in the original ratification of the Constitution. The one where the Bill of Rights was a check on the Federal. Not Incorporation where the Federal invited themselves into the business of the States.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again

That version of the US died at Appomattox.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:21 PM (i9ffA)

293 I think every young male should watch Quigley Down Under and Man From Snowy River. Just a coincidence they both take place in Australia .

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:22 PM (MNhXM)

294 After you've moved through all fifty states, then what?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:19 PM (eihhh)

Then I leave rick, in whatever manner I can. Because if all fifty can't suit me ? Fuck the idea of a set of rules making a set of conditions that I can somehow accept. That's fantasy. Majorities enforce their will. If I can't find one majority I can live with ?

Then its time to get gone. No set of rules can save me at that point.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:22 PM (e0Yv6)

295 Technically, the mail thieves are interfering with literally mandated Constitutional operations.
One of the few things actually specified in its words.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 23, 2023 07:23 PM (ufFY8)

296 Re: that professor

She seems nice.

She's repeating a bizarre line that the left keeps trotting out recently: that people who are opposed to abortion lie. That doesn't really happen. That's now how it works. Those pictures don't really show how abortions are.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:23 PM (0hOvj)

297 Damn, that Panda sure is a noisy eater.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2023 07:24 PM (6VKyY)

298 187 Someone stole bills that I had mailed for my mother little over a year ago. They took a 20.09 check to the gas company and washed and changed it to 20,000.09 made out to a Hakkem Washington.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 06:58 PM (MNhXM

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Solution: A $2 Uniball 207 pen. Has pigment ink that cannot be washed, bleached, or used for fraud.

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 23, 2023 07:24 PM (H+3+Y)

299 But I bet a black person thought of the concept of a circle first, and his idea was co-opted by a whitey into a wheel, effectively cutting him out of all future royalties and leading to generational poverty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM

I read that the first time as "generational pottery".

As my Idiot brain was clearly contemplating all of the beneficial uses of a wheel!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 23, 2023 07:24 PM (HlyYF)

300 Movies where a noob picks up a sword and fights a trained killer are absolutely ludicrous to anyone that has ever attempted to fence against an expert.

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.

I took fencing as an elective one semester. Knew nothing. Instructor was a former Olympic coach. I once managed to get in a thrust that would have been fatal in real life (thrust right through the heart). Why? Not cause I was good. Maybe the opposite: he just didn't see it coming from me, an obvious inferior who wouldn't even try it. Now, he did spend the rest of that demonstration beating me like a redheaded stepchild. But even highly skilled people can screw up, and it basically takes one screw up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 23, 2023 07:25 PM (ppBhU)

301 I discovered I could only find a fraction of the food I wanted and had to make up the rest of the shopping at the much cheaper Walmart anyway, so that was the last time I ever went to Target.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 23, 2023 07:17 PM (YXHzG)

You should vote for me for President, because my first act after inauguration will be issuing an Executive Order forcing every store in America to become a Wal-Mart!

Posted by: Asa "Owned by the Walton Family" Hutchinson at May 23, 2023 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

302 So, BOTH of South Carolina's Senators are gay? Are they a couple?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 23, 2023 07:26 PM (ik/65)

303 I bet a black person thought of the concept of a circle first, and his idea was co-opted by a whitey into a wheel, effectively cutting him out of all future royalties and leading to generational poverty.

Everyone knows that if you get an idea from an African, your evil white juju removes it from their brain and they no longer can use it

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:26 PM (0hOvj)

304 One of the happiest things I've read:

- "One of Thompson's first actions was to cancel the football program."

https://bit.ly/Tuh_Tuh_TAMU-West

Posted by: Marooned at May 23, 2023 07:27 PM (kt8QE)

305
295 Technically, the mail thieves are interfering with literally mandated Constitutional operations.
One of the few things actually specified in its words.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 23, 2023 07:23 PM (ufFY

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Isn't it nice that we are governed by a constitution that has such limited powers?

And you will no longer be able to buy a gas stove

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 23, 2023 07:28 PM (H+3+Y)

306 Everyone knows that if you get an idea from an African, your evil white juju removes it from their brain and they no longer can use it.

True. And Africans have nothing growing in nature in the shape of a circle. So they got screwed out of Wheel royalties.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:28 PM (e0Yv6)

307 Everyone knows that if you get an idea from an African, your evil white juju removes it from their brain and they no longer can use it
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

EWJ FTW!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2023 07:28 PM (eihhh)

308 Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (e0Yv6)

A Check on Federal Power from TAKING those Rights away. Once those Rights are put in the Constitution, neither the State or the Federal government can take them away.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)

309 And you will no longer be able to buy a gas stove

Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 23, 2023 07:28 PM

- - - - - - - - - -

If need be, I'll light my farts.

Posted by: Marooned at May 23, 2023 07:30 PM (kt8QE)

310 Solution: A $2 Uniball 207 pen. Has pigment ink that cannot be washed, bleached, or used for fraud.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 23, 2023 07:24 PM (H+3+Y)

I bought a pack at Office Depot. Though I don't write checks any more. That was on my mom's checkbook I was handling for her.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

311 A Check on Federal Power from TAKING those Rights away. Once those Rights are put in the Constitution, neither the State or the Federal government can take them away.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:29 PM (MNhXM)

That's the bullshit, right there. OK - an idea was written down. Sorry dude - but anybody with the requisite power can take it away. Just like Washington riding into PA to tax farmers over barter whiskey.

You couldn't state the default position here any better. It always comes down to "but that's not the rules" while the rules get broken against you.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:33 PM (e0Yv6)

312 The Bill of Rights was a check on Federal Power - not State Power - until the end of the Civil War. The concept of Incorporation - the Federal dictating rights to the State - was invented by the Supreme Court post Civil War.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:20 PM (e0Yv6)

It was the 14th Amendment what done it. Two phrases which made the shift inevitable:

Section 1 contained this opener: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

And then Section 5 has the closer: "The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article." (note that there are NO LIMITS to congressional power there)

When those two were put together, "States Rights" died for good. Gonna need a new constitution (or none at all) to change that. But good news! That might happen sooner than you think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2023 07:33 PM (i9ffA)

313 Take an afternoon nap and Ace puts up a NC post.

I read the news accounts of King Cooper's "I'm declaring a state of emergency for education" yesterday, soon after he gave his rah-rah speech. I wasn't impressed. Rhetorical bombast with Cooper as the finger puppet with the NC Association of Educator's hand up his butt. The teacher's unions own the NC Democrat Party. Period. As for the influx of people from into the state from northern climes, well, the political system is getting more conservative, not less. NC is, and has been, a populist state. The governorship until the 70s was a one term office with no veto power. The most powerful man in NC state government was the Speaker of the General Assembly. It's still a populist state, it's the Dems that have changed.

Posted by: mrp at May 23, 2023 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

314 Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:33 PM (e0Yv6)

No you're talking bullshit. Either you're talking about the intent of the Constitution or the violations that we see of the Constitution. You can't switch back and forth.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:35 PM (MNhXM)

315 No you're talking bullshit. Either you're talking about the intent of the Constitution or the violations that we see of the Constitution. You can't switch back and forth.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:35 PM (MNhXM)

Read the 14th. Or a history book. The Constitution, as ratified, only included 10. Or the Federalist Papers.

I've noticed, here - that many Republicans really don't believe in a Republic at all. It's all Big Gub'Mint doing the right things.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:38 PM (e0Yv6)

316 I take that the way they meant it, as a threat. As in "nice planet ya got there, be a shame if sumfing was ta 'appen toit."
Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2023 07:18 PM (uzwsR)

Nice planet you got there, guvner... shame if it was to get done over.

Posted by: The Vercotti Brothers at May 23, 2023 07:39 PM (ZSK0i)

317 London is safer than any US city, retard.

Your country is an open-air toilet with permarioting and state mandated paedophilia but you compensate by lying about Europe.

Lie as much as you like but it ain't gonna bring back your country. The US is not pining for the fjords; it is ,ow you say?, muerto.

Posted by: bjorn bjornerson at May 23, 2023 07:41 PM (m1fIV)

318 Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:38 PM (e0Yv6

I've noticed people like you have to continue on a different tangent when they are talking bullshit. The discussion was on whether the states can do what they want in spite of the 10 amendments. You go with that.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:42 PM (MNhXM)

319 London is safer than any US city, retard.

I won't argue that. You should either stay in London, or go to London. Let me know if anyone tries to stop you. At the point they do, you have a friend in me. Until you get to London.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:43 PM (e0Yv6)

320 London is safer than any US city, retard.

I question that. Maybe less crime than in a city like Philly but I'm at least for now safer from my own government and the police there than in London. They'll arrest you for a tweet, there.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2023 07:45 PM (0hOvj)

321 I've noticed people like you have to continue on a different tangent when they are talking bullshit. The discussion was on whether the states can do what they want in spite of the 10 amendments. You go with that.

Posted by: polynikes at May 23, 2023 07:42 PM (MNhXM)

The notion you have, that the Federal can interfere in the State, is based upon the 14th and post Civil War Reconstruction. 14 is greater than 10, and 1865 happened after 1776.

Nikes, let it go. I've got you on this. It's the same old song and dance. You've got an idea about what is "right" - and you want to enforce that. By Federal if necessary.

You want a Republic ? Then States have to be able to do as they wish. You don't want a Republic. You want a group of folks doing what you approve. That's not a Republic.

Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 23, 2023 07:46 PM (e0Yv6)

322 Noodlers Bulletproof ink. Can't be washed off with water or bleach.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 23, 2023 07:57 PM (ouTlx)

323 Everybody get ready, Mitch McConnell is about to cut one of his "deals" with Biden that will fuck over the base and Kevin McCarthy (who will then act like he can't do anything) on the debt ceiling with spending cuts.

You just watch.

Failure Theater. It's the only thing the Republicans thrive at in Washington.

Posted by: Tracy at May 23, 2023 08:10 PM (ZfVVq)

324 Shellyne Rodriquez, that most reasonable Hunter College professor who cursed at pro-life students and then vandalized their display table was caught on video reasonably placing a knife to the neck of reporter who was following on the incident.

https://tinyurl.com/yw8sb5eb

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 23, 2023 09:19 PM (a175k)

325 At a minimum I expected the Dallas Stars to at least attempt to hide their failure theater until late in the 3rd period but no, they had to give up 3 goals in the 1st period.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 23, 2023 09:26 PM (a175k)

326 At a minimum I expected the Dallas Stars to at least attempt to hide their failure theater until late in the 3rd period but no, they had to give up 3 goals in the 1st period. Posted by: Lost In Space

And moments after I click post, Dallas gives up another goal. 4-0 mid 2nd period.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 23, 2023 09:29 PM (a175k)

327 My wife is Irish.

Posted by: uhhhhhhh.clem at May 23, 2023 10:54 PM (5bwP0)

328 Any neighborhood with a street named MLK is a no-go zone. If they named one after St. Floyd, treat it like Fallujah.

Posted by: Joe Tato at May 23, 2023 11:56 PM (vZJGE)

329 Hey Don Lemon....If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Posted by: MS. LINDSAY From Charlston at May 24, 2023 12:16 AM (jM1wU)

330
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Posted by: Brittany Brandt at May 24, 2023 03:18 AM (j1xJg)

331 Ace, I'm pretty sure the "Early to Rise Is White Supremacy" story is a troll. The writer, "Anthony Bernardi," has written 14 articles on the Medium platform since March. Can't find his byline anywhere else. If anyone else wants to try to identify any actual person with the name "Anthony Bernardi" who could plausibly be the author of these articles -- good luck, because I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Patriarch Tree at May 24, 2023 07:40 AM (GNMdN)

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