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Target: We Want Some of That Sweet, Sweet Bud Light Marketing Action, So We're Selling "Women's" Bathsuits With Room to Tuck a Penis, And Also, We're Partnering With a Satanist
Target's Board of Corporate Geniuses took a look at the huge loss of sales Tranheuser-Busch was enjoying and decided to grab some of that for its own shareholders.
The Daily Caller:Ahead of June's so-called "Pride month," the retail giant Target is displaying some options being referred to as trans-friendly for customers, including a line of swimsuits with "tuck-friendly construction." Comedian Chrissie Mayr shared the discovery after a recent trip to the retail giant. Taking to social media, the podcast host tweeted, "Thanks to [Target] I found the perfect swimsuit for creeping out all the women and children at the pool this summer. Can't wait to tuck my cock into this little number while sipping a Bud Light!" In the accompanying picture, Mayr can be seen glaring at the camera displaying one of the swimsuits featured in Target's pride collection. On the accompanying tags, which Mayr shows to the camera, the suit is advertised as offering "extra crotch coverage" and "tuck-friendly construction." In a similar tweet, the Citizen Free Press shared a video of a shopper at Target who not only shared the same 'tuck-friendly' swimsuit with viewers, but showed LGBTQ pride clothing designed for children. In another post, a user known as "Gays Against Groomers," railed on the retail giant, accusing them of grooming and indoctrinating children, while sharing their own images of the LGBTQ selections available at the store. The user further urged customers to boycott the store over its "disturbing" products. "This is what you will find in the kid's section of [Target]. We urge you to take your business elsewhere. They are indoctrinating and grooming them with LGBTQ ideology. It is highly inappropriate and disturbing." "We hope there are enough parents out there that understand how wrong this is and show them that this garbage will not sell. The only thing these people understand is money. Target deserves the Bud Light treatment. We will work to put the pressure on them," the user tweeted.
Thanks to @Target I found the perfect swimsuit for creeping out all the women and children at the pool this summer.
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 16, 2023
Can’t wait to tuck my cock into this little number while sipping a Bud Light! pic.twitter.com/sGD1fc74P9
From The Washington Examiner: The designer behind one of Target's brand partnerships for Pride month was revealed to have an affinity for Satanism. Abprallen, a brand out of the United Kingdom and headed by a self-proclaimed gay, transgender man known as Erik, per the website, has had a collaboration in the works with the retailer for roughly a year. The collection includes a sweatshirt that reads "cure transphobia not trans people," a tote bag that reads "too queer for here," and a messenger pack that reads "we belong everywhere." Among Abprallen's other apparel are images of pentagrams, horned skulls, and references to devils. "Satan respects pronouns," reads one previous design, featured on T-shirts and pins. These items have even been known to be sold at London's Satanic Flea Market during December, which the brand promoted on its social media.
"Trans witches for abortion"
— Scarlett Johnson (@scarlett4kids) May 21, 2023
"Join our gay cult"
Definitely NOT trying to use designs and art to groom, manipulate and control kids👀 pic.twitter.com/11foB4QMrw
During [Chrissie] Mayr's comedy set, the comedian delved into the hot-button topic of Dylan Mulvaney -- the TikTok star of the controversial "Days of Girlhood" series and center figure of the Bud Light debacle. Mayr mocked Mulvaney for identifying as a female, yet never committing to undergoing gender reassignment surgery despite declaring to be a girl for more than a year. When Mayr questioned Mulvaney for not getting a sex change operation, someone in the audience shouted: "Because he's a man!" An irritated woman disagreed and then yelled, "No. She's a woman!" Mayr reacted by saying, "Uh oh, uh oh, we have one of those." Mayr then lampooned the heckler with a misdirection joke, "No, it's all good. We can all have different beliefs, it's okay. Some of us can believe in reality and some of us can't. This is America, we should have different beliefs, it's all good." The woman and her friends were outraged and stormed out of the comedy show. One of the women shrieked while exiting, "F*** you, transphobe!"Video of the heckling below. These are some big, beefy gals.
HERE IT IS! The full version of the viral heckler video from Hyena's Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas!
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 20, 2023
Thank you to @GhostlyFealty for the fun edit! pic.twitter.com/49mYJbtyLx
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at May 22, 2023 03:19 PM (Mkvkw)
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 03:20 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 03:21 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Ten Days Before Pride Month! at May 22, 2023 03:21 PM (2tUFv)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 03:21 PM (aD39U)
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What do you want to bet that these swimsuits with "tuck-friendly construction" are available in child sizes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:22 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: NCKate at May 22, 2023 03:22 PM (d5Qya)
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Worshiping Satan, huh? Nothing to see here, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (OgrpQ)
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Not at all surprising. Rainbows are pretty and the kids probably don't even understand it. What better way to indoctrinate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
PREPARE YOURSELVES!
IT WILL BE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE!
Posted by: Ten Days Before Pride Month! at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (MU8pP)
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I'll but Bud Light if Mulvaney does it.
Here, that In-Bev?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
We just tell them having ghey sex is a wonderful, wonderful thing and makes you an extra-special person.
Big difference.
Posted by: Tucker Binder at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:22 PM (DU+/6)
They are. That's part of the linked articles....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: henry at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (JMDly)
I'll but Bud Light if Mulvaney does it.
Here, that In-Bev?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
That y is right next to the t, isn't it?
But, oddly fitting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (zZu0s)
Among Abprallen's other apparel are images of pentagrams, horned skulls, and references to devils. "Satan respects pronouns," reads one previous design, featured on T-shirts and pins. These items have even been known to be sold at London's Satanic Flea Market during December, which the brand promoted on its social media.
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So when I go to Target, I will be mugged and my car will be broken into, thugs will be robbing the place while I'm there, I will have to get a surly staff member to unlock the cabinet so I can get my soap and shaving cream, and the kids will be trans-doctrinated as we walk through the clothing aisle.
Target has become particularly dystopian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (DU+/6)
Is there any correlation between that diseased creeper tranny Admiral Levine running policy and all these progcorps going after young boys harder than the most depraved Catholic priests?
I’d say yes.
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (9+jlJ)
One tidbit: "Satan loves you and respects who you are... LGBTQIA+ people are so often referred to as being a product of Satan or going against God's will, so fine. We'll hang with Satan instead."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (0EnJo)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)
They are there, though. It's a High Target Enviornment on Sat and Sunday afternoons.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (osuka)
The fate of the world rests on this question:
Which is more powerful: American suicidal cultural insanity or Chinese internal corruption?
Admiral Halsey and the world wonder . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (5u1+1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
Jeremy Redfern @JeremyRedfernFL
“Florida for me but not for thee.”
- @ChairmanNAACP, apparently.
Jeremy Redfern @JeremyRedfernFL · 4h
The vice chair too, right?
https://tinyurl.com/4x248xr9
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (Vwz3I)
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I've only ever seen her on clips from Nerdrotic's podcast/live stream.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
'bust a grumpy'? I'm not familiar with that one.
-Hedly Lemarr
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (17s+e)
Washington is coming, indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (N1DT3)
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Figures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (osuka)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:25 PM (DU+/6)
I have managed to avoid seeing the dude in any video clip.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)
Why no, I don't own Target stock. How did you guess?
Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (7NlFO)
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Patriot Barbie (Lindsay Graham) not the twink in DC, walked into a Target in Phoenix area and pointed out all the LGBTQ stuff. She started the ball rolling and Target actually tried hide some of their Trans apparel after that video.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (OgrpQ)
I'm not a transphobe. I have nothing to fear from them.
However, I refuse to play in their make believe world.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (X98Jy)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:27 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 03:27 PM (osuka)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (OgrpQ)
He flew all the way from ... whichever carolina he's the senator of (south?) to pull that stunt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (zZu0s)
I'll but Bud Light if Mulvaney does it.
Here, that In-Bev?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)
That y is right next to the t, isn't it?
But, oddly fitting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (zZu0s)
the "y" is just a tucked "t"
Posted by: henry at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (gU6KU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (J2vNu)
They really want to talk to your kids about sex, dress them in inappropriate shit, and confuse them.
For their sake, homeschool if you can. Make the sacrifice.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (DcKNO)
Permanently damaged.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: William Cody at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (FBltX)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx496r3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (FVME7)
It was totally stupid for any huge department store with the private "family bathroom" to create such a policy. Any cross dresser worried about going into the men's bathroom always had the option to use the single occupancy 'family' bathroom. And any full on actual transgender dude who looks like a woman rather an a creepy guy can already use the ladies room, its not like there is a DNA test to access it.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 22, 2023 03:28 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (v0mat)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (193FS)
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (kOpft)
You know how kids are. Letting your junk flop out of your one- piece at a pool party is basically an instant ass-kicking these days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
Kind of a one way street there.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (17s+e)
I guess Targay heard her gnashing, and gave in. Yeah, good luck with that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (Oud/v)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)
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I was talking about Chrissie Mayr, not Mulvaney.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (DU+/6)
Whenever possible I go to Tractor Supply now. Good, inexpensive merchandise of basics that can be surprisingly hard to find (basic Ts, rubber boots, mulch etc). And the staff is uniformly nice. Did I mention the owner has a sign: "Concealed carry welcome here." Seems to trickle down to hiring as well.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (vHIgi)
One tidbit: "Satan loves you and respects who you are... LGBTQIA+ people are so often referred to as being a product of Satan or going against God's will, so fine. We'll hang with Satan instead."
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (0EnJo)
Ryan Reynolds dodged a bullet there. He leveled up .
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (7vUkq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
In S.F., you don't have to go into Target to get Target merchandise. You don't even have to spend money at Target to get Target merchandise. You do have to deal with the intense urge to get a bacon-wrapped hotdog from a vendor on Mission (at 24th Street) next to where all the Target merchandise is sold.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 22, 2023 03:31 PM (KAi1n)
Is there any correlation between that diseased creeper tranny Admiral Levine running policy and all these progcorps going after young boys harder than the most depraved Catholic priests?
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Levine and Obama all took Jenifer Pritzker's money. He/She is the fountain head for this gay jizz show.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 03:31 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Charlotte at May 22, 2023 03:31 PM (osuka)
The conservatives think the gusset in bathing suits is to tuck in a penis?
Folks, suits for women and girls have always had extra lining. Bottoms are lined so you can’t see all our business when wet. It’s a pocket because a seam there would cause much uncomfort. Good god.
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LOL. It ain't the gusset, toots. It's a dick pocket.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:31 PM (DU+/6)
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Well, "who you are" is already getting you tossed into the fire with him, so, yeah, he approves.
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (vHIgi)
Different last name: Johnson, not Johansson
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (PiwSw)
I'm not a transphobe. I have nothing to fear from them.
However, I refuse to play in their make believe world.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 03:26 PM (X98Jy)
They win by controlling the language. I don't fear them. I don't condone them or celebrate them. I'm a God fearing man living on God's earth. His word and gift of free thought direct me.
I'm sorry you're a God-phobe, Mr. Blasphemer pretending to be a woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (7tCXb)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
And get your electronics at Circuit City.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (Oud/v)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
It's not 1990.
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (vHIgi)
Lol. Johnson not Johansen. I did the same take
Posted by: William Cody at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (FBltX)
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In Radford for son's graduation they have a Rural King. Wanted to check that out cuz I have never seen one before.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (0EnJo)
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Back in the long, long ago, even Barbarians would pause and consider whether they should urinate on the tabernacle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DU+/6)
I know it's everywhere but how did this trans shit get pushed so far so fast in just the last few years?
Save the kids.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DcKNO)
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I literally have not shopped in Target in 10+ years. I'm annoyed that I'm always the only one who makes the effort, which is why I'm glad to see what's happening to Trans Light.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:23 PM (MU8pP)
Check out Facebook Marketplace. It has tons of people selling consumer goods at lower than retail prices. It's like they have special better-than-wholesale prices that are magically available to people with Public Storage spaces!
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Target marketing at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (7NlFO)
So you agree. It's un-seemly.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (osuka)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DcKNO)
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Centralization in all things. We live in a world of monopolies and that means they can do shit like this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (MU8pP)
-Dennis Miller joke from the 80s
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (7vUkq)
What none of then will ever consider: apologizing, firing some people, and backing off.
Posted by: PG at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (84jHt)
I know it's everywhere but how did this trans shit get pushed so far so fast in just the last few years?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DcKNO) Save the kids.
Michael Obama started it a while back.
Posted by: henry at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: brak at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (25k9m)
The Budweiser boycott works because they went after their base (in the US) and there are plenty of alternatives. Target's base is AWFLs.
Posted by: Brian at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (iK8a4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (ifUkZ)
Rural King is like Tractor Supply. With guns.
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:31 PM (DU+/6)
It's also partially the label saying "tuck friendly construction". A bit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (MU8pP)
It's not 1990.
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (MU8pP)
I believe that was the joke.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (Oud/v)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (Z+gHb)
god: male and female i created them, you can have the crazy ones
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (eGTCV)
The conservatives think the gusset in bathing suits is to tuck in a penis?
Folks, suits for women and girls have always had extra lining. Bottoms are lined so you can’t see all our business when wet. It’s a pocket because a seam there would cause much uncomfort. Good god.
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I guess it missed the part where the suit explicitly says "WITH TUCK POCKET."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (17s+e)
How many times has Tim Scott stood up to FJB? His selling point is standing up to the only conservative president since Reagan.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (ynEI8)
Posted by: Gargle at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (kOFPS)
Posted by: Satan at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (osuka)
As Israel’s minister who's entrusted on combating anti-Semitism, I would like to clarify that the Israeli government and the vast majority of Israeli citizens see Elon Musk as an amazing entrepreneur and a role model. Criticism of Soros - who finances the most hostile organizations to the Jewish people and the state of Israel is anything but anti-Semitism, quite the opposite!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (ufFY8)
Save the kids.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DcKNO)
The slippery slope gets steeper as time progresses.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (N1DT3)
Either you didn't read the tag or you can't read at all because it said "tuck friendly". Do you not know what that means?
@piper4missouri
Tuck what? My pad? My chapstick? My cash for the bar? What is anyone going to tuck into a gusset picket?
Yeah. Your chapstick and your beer money. That's what it's for. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (7tCXb)
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Because one pathology can gave multiple symptoms
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (OUiUM)
I think even Satan is now saying "that shit is fucked up"
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (aGT/k)
"Trans witches for abortion". Guess they're really acolytes for Moloch.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (7vUkq)
So.... he just wants political power and his views are pliable. Whatever it takes to get elected.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (ynEI8)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (uhhvy)
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Shit. I missed it. When future leader was a lad we would go to Tractor Supply and purchase toy tractors with plows and discs. That stuff is very hard to find these days. Perfect for the sandbox.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (ynEI
That's the heart of true conservatism!
Posted by: The Bulwark Editorial Staff at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (pwExq)
As Israel’s minister who's entrusted on combating anti-Semitism, I would like to clarify that the Israeli government and the vast majority of Israeli citizens see Elon Musk as an amazing entrepreneur and a role model. Criticism of Soros - who finances the most hostile organizations to the Jewish people and the state of Israel is anything but anti-Semitism, quite the opposite!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (Vwz3I)
They have a ministry dedicated to combating anti-semitism?
Other than that, I like the guy's statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
Yeah, well, you're not a man, so your opinion on abortion doesn't matter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I'm at the point with these brands that I would try to return it even though used. Target has a return policy that allows for returns of 'slightly used" health and beauty products (I think they give the returns away). I would try to return the remaining 6 bars for 2/3rds of the purchase price. Just say "can't use these anymore. I became allergic to it"
Posted by: Chuck C at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (xttsV)
What none of then will ever consider: apologizing, firing some people, and backing off.
Posted by: PG at May 22, 2023 03:34 PM (84jHt)
++++
And that's okay. Target is better than InBev in this respect: they're going at it full-throttle. It's a position. It's a position I don't agree with and so I will not do business with them, but they aren't pretending it isn't what it is.
Target is openly and proudly the department store of perverts, groomers and thugs. That is their brand. They built it, they stand behind it, they promote it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 22, 2023
***
She can be funny, I'll admit. In the snippet from her act she comments about the heckler, "Careful you don't get harpooned in the neck on the way to your car. There's poachers out there."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (J2vNu)
Target has become particularly dystopian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:24 PM (DU+/6)
===
So you've been to our Target
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (PYJJG)
Either you didn't read the tag or you can't read at all because it said "tuck friendly". Do you not know what that means?
@piper4missouri
Tuck what? My pad? My chapstick? My cash for the bar? What is anyone going to tuck into a gusset picket?
Nothing says 'Hello, I'm stupid' quite like throwing stupid comments out on the internet like this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (WpKxj)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (v0mat)
Yeah, that Trump bastard. He might campaign against the guy who stood up to him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (ynEI8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: WhitePunk at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (8i+57)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (uhhvy)
NAACP head lives in Boycotted FL...
Jeremy Redfern @JeremyRedfernFL
“Florida for me but not for thee.”
- @ChairmanNAACP, apparently.
Jeremy Redfern @JeremyRedfernFL · 4h
The vice chair too, right?
https://tinyurl.com/4x248xr9
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
Par for the course. This is the same NAACP which was founded by a bunch of pasty white ofay commies (along with WEB Du Bois as the token negro) back in 1910.
They didn't have a black President of the organization until the mid-70s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (7vUkq)
Good question, when was the last episode of Powerpuff Girls, with Him as the villain?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (Oud/v)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
It's not 1990.
*pouts*
Posted by: k-mart at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (sGtp+)
Tuck what? My pad? My chapstick? My cash for the bar? What is anyone going to tuck into a gusset picket? ----
Kids tuck beer money in their swimsuits?
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 03:35 PM (eGTCV)
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It's pretty well established at this point that The Bee has a viewing portal into the future.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Sponge... um. Nevermind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
Sponge... um. Nevermind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
Hey. I embrace it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:39 PM (MU8pP)
I have seen women tuck an amazing amount of things in their bras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
My point exactly- we all do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (7vUkq)
______________
Only now?? Target's been out and proud for a long time. Minneapolis-based. Imagine.
Minnesota is giving California some intense competition in the perversion playoffs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (rGJZp)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
I have seen women tuck an amazing amount of things in their bras.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)
The bigger the titties, the more contraband they can conceal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (ynEI8)
Tuck what? My pad? My chapstick? My cash for the bar? What is anyone going to tuck into a gusset picket? ----
Ignoramus twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)
Trying to be more appealing to women and children?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (eYoxG)
She has been cancelled just for not being crazy liberal, but she has accepted that and is instead doubling down on using humor to speak up against the woke. Her comedy album from last year, "Live from January 6", was in the top of the itunes charts and Amazon charts I think.
Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (+mkOR)
Some folks like cheap thrills, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Sybian at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:37 PM (DU+/6)
++++
And it *can* work. Political activism can be your "brand." For example, here's a lefty rando on Twitter, replying to that Piper idiot:
@Simpsonvillain
This is like the 749th time that conservatives have boycotted Target, and to be honest, it's what I love most about Target...it's my safe space lol
That person is a Target shopper. A brand-loyal, politically-aligned customer who loves all the wokeness that has become the Target brand. This person exists, and there are a lot of them. Are there enough of them for Target to survive on them alone (or maybe for call it 75% of their customers)? I dunno. So far, yes. Though the losses from crime are piling up hugely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
*fistbump of wonder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
Saunter up to the tiki bar, order your bud light, and yank a credit card out from your wet salty grundle to pay for it. See how that goes for you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:42 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 03:42 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Not at all. She knows what it means and is trolling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: WhitePunk at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (8i+57)
The only solace I have from the huge pride month crap they promote each year is how much I saw on clearance last fall, well after pride month was over. They lose a hell of a lot of money on it.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Gargle at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (mon+b)
Unfortunately I don’t see this moving the needle in the way that the Bud Lite thing did.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
Hey, hey! What about us?
Posted by: Callipygian Body-Positive Women at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
Not at all. She knows what it means and is trolling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
I guess I missed something and it further emphasizes the reason I'm not on the twatters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 22, 2023 03:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
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I admit I'm a little confused on this one...Male-to-Female trannies are sterile. They don't have the internal equipment to give birth. Why do they care about abortion?
Female-to-Male trannies would also be sterile, as they've destroyed their internal equipment through drugs, hormones, and mutilation. So why would they care about abortion?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Healey wife unfortunately cannot conceal her Ruger EC9S in her cleavage.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (7vUkq)
........
Target is where you go when you want to catch the flu.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)
Children are attracted to bright colors.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (X1EMB)
The "girls" section is firetrucks and rockets festooned with rainbows.
The "boys" section is pastels and rainbows. And toddler skinny jeans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (ynEI8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (7tCXb)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (7vUkq)
Pity is probably more appropriate. Hate damages the hater. Pity, OTOH, is just fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (vHIgi)
Lol. Johnson not Johansen. I did the same take
Posted by: William Cody at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (FBltX)
Scarlett Johansson vs Scarlett Johnson (which, knowing the scarlett johnson is trans, ewwww on the name)
Halle Berry vs Halle Bailey (back little mermaid with the crazy sister)
Are we just running out of names?
Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (uhhvy)
@BigBenInLondon
I was under the impression that there's a clear delineation between "medical transition" and "gender affirming presentation".
Assuming that tuck-friendly suits exist, isn't this the alternative to castration? What are teen transgender girls, who are expressly prohibited from removing their penis, supposed to do except tuck? They don't want to present as a male, and a bulge is definitively male.
I'm against chemical and physical transition in children because of the irreversible side effects and the real danger of aging out of dysphoria. But if they can't transition, those that have dysphoria need other options.
I firmly support making clothing that supports transitioning children precisely BECAUSE I don't support the medical alternatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (v4NNy)
Posted by: Change my mind at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 03:32 PM (DcKNO) Save the kids.
The covid brainwashing op was targeted at transforming society through manipulating weak minds. It worked.
People think society just suddenly "went crazy" since 2020. Nope.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (X1EMB)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (MU8pP)
I figured they would just sell it to France or Canada.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)
Children are attracted to bright colors.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (X1EMB)
Question was super rhetorical.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Target Is Pronounced "Tar-GAY". It's French! at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (08CnU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
Female-to-Male trannies would also be sterile, as they've destroyed their internal equipment through drugs, hormones, and mutilation. So why would they care about abortion?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (YIVH2)
Because they are brain-damaged idiots. They "care" about nothing but themselves, but it helps their socialization to hang out with baby killers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
You didn't miss it. It's that it's so obviously not what she said that she absolutely knows it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Callipygian Body-Positive Women at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
I like the right sized feminine ass. The Kardashian thing never did anything for me. Talk to ace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
Hey, hey! What about us?
Posted by: Callipygian Body-Positive Women at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM
Fistbumps for each of you!
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm against chemical and physical transition in children because of the irreversible side effects and the real danger of aging out of dysphoria. But if they can't transition, those that have dysphoria need other options.
I firmly support making clothing that supports transitioning children precisely BECAUSE I don't support the medical alternatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (DU+/6)
Again, when did treatment for a mental instability become nurturing said instability?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:30 PM (7vUkq)
........
Target is where you go when you want to catch the flu.
Posted by: wth
I'm back in business, baby!
Posted by: The Milf Hunter at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (uhhvy)
Posted by: Change my mind at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (DhOHl)
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Well the target is women because overall they conform to society's demands.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)
Fact Check = 100% true
But he's still gonna poke you in the back hole with his pitchfork when he's done with you
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (lc5cP)
It's Operation Warp Speed. They're forced to hurry everything up.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (D8OZA)
Unfortunately I don’t see this moving the needle in the way that the Bud Lite thing did.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (fKIdX)
That's been a thing for a while. My mom and her friends would go to Target just to browse back in the 80s. They would call it "Tar-zhay" to make it sound fancy and french.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 22, 2023 03:47 PM (7vUkq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
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She's a female stand-up comic. It is not something women are usually very good at. All of the truly good female stand-up comics could probably be counted on one hand.
Women can be very funny, but in that format. It just doesn't work for some reason. Women tend to be funnier situationally rather than telling jokes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (DU+/6)
So you have tweens and teens going to Target to buy a suit, and they are confronted with this shit, and I wonder if they will even clue on that these are not for them. Now imagine the fitting rooms.
Posted by: george Costanza at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (j1jOR)
Now ANYONE can be a woman if they just scrunch their eyes hard enough.
There is more to come and it will make you forget all about the tranny stool push. For a time.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (X1EMB)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:40 PM (KbCG3)
Children are attracted to bright colors.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (X1EMB)
Heh. But not really. That was a line in a book.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: henry
Policing it? They are probably pushing it.
Target can Die in a Fire.
We went into a Target in a rather conservative suburb city of Columbus, looking for a shower caddy rack, and the children's clothing area was right there....with T-shirts that said "Queer! Queer! Queer! Queer!", amd more stuff like that.
Yeah Target. Eff that bunch of effing groomers.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
When Satan took over medicine and academia.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (DU+/6)
2008
Posted by: DanMan
Sir, grasp my beer .
Posted by: 1871 at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (uhhvy)
2008
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (DB6tu)
September 10th, 2008 to be precise.
Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (2hlEI)
Yeah, I don't think I have been in a Target in... 20 years? Possibly longer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
It may be there, but I haven't seen it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 03:48 PM (MeG8a)
I was under the impression that there's a clear delineation between "medical transition" and "gender affirming presentation".
Assuming that tuck-friendly suits exist, isn't this the alternative to castration? What are teen transgender girls, who are expressly prohibited from removing their penis, supposed to do except tuck? They don't want to present as a male, and a bulge is definitively male.
I'm against chemical and physical transition in children because of the irreversible side effects and the real danger of aging out of dysphoria. But if they can't transition, those that have dysphoria need other options.
I firmly support making clothing that supports transitioning children precisely BECAUSE I don't support the medical alternatives.
-
Might as well decriminalize animal torture and arson. If serial killers can’t murder people, they have a disorder that needs other options.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (ifUkZ)
Because they want "those people" to stop having kids. While I haven't talked with trannies about it, I have talked with a lot of leftists and they think the best solution to crime is to abort all the urban yutes
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (0hOvj)
The "boys" section is pastels and rainbows. And toddler skinny jeans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:44 PM (ynEI
By me, the "toy section" is a formless lovecraftian amalgam of plastic shit of every color and description, aggregated with discarded items from every other section of the store including but not limited to toiletries, linens, underwear, and firearms, with the resulting mass trodden down and compacted between two vertical empty shelves like a million liters of chopped corn chaff in an agricultural silage clamp.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (9UlRk)
**********
I miss the days when the mentally ill were committed and there was no social media.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously
Target has a lot of the same merchandise as Wal-Mart, but just in a nicer store. And frankly, they are doing fine, financially. Not that I will ever go there again, though.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 22, 2023 03:50 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: WhitePunk at May 22, 2023 03:50 PM (8i+57)
Posted by: Haywood at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (yYGLm)
https://is.gd/UKRPPM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (uhhvy)
Posted by: Haywood at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (yYGLm)
++++
Yes, and it comes from Woke Capital and the governments and NGOs they support.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (DU+/6)
If you work at a megacorp you are far more likely to be hired at another megacorp if you drove your last company into the ground pursuing some leftist ideal, then you are if you stopped the company pursuing some leftist ideal and increased market share/profits
And, as you would expect people do what they are rewarded to do.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (lc5cP)
Because they want "those people" to stop having kids. While I haven't talked with trannies about it, I have talked with a lot of leftists and they think the best solution to crime is to abort all the urban yutes
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (lc5cP)
This is the way.
Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:45 PM (KbCG3)
Don't mind me then
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (ti4XF)
Yes I watched Cool Hand Luke last weekend. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (gmo/4)
Elon Musk is saying "Look I can't put people on Mars if you are going to destroy society."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (44ww/)
You can always go to a J.C.Penney or a Sears instead.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
It's not 1990.
*pouts*
Posted by: k-mart
*snif*
Posted by: Mervyn's at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (ETtL8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (Xrfse)
Her husband disappear? Grass a little lumpy and uneven?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 03:53 PM (MU8pP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
cripes.
The whole strategy has been to "normalize" the insane. It is not normal or healthy and must not be accommodated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 03:53 PM (j1jOR)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (uhhvy)
++++
Yes, if the boycott is intended to crush Target as a company and make them change. No chance of that. Target has landed on the "pursue political affiliation" side of things, and they are doing so. And doing so somewhat successfully. This *can* work, though it is harder to make it work when you have a general-appeal business like a department store.
It doesn't mean you should shop there anyway just because your not shopping there won't crush them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (YIVH2)
______________
A liberal acquaintance's daughter is a militant sister of Sappho, who is, inter alia, red-hot about abortion. She and her "wife" had a baby (I should say, "her turkey baster and her wife"). So why is she so hot for abortion?
I seriously don't get it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (rGJZp)
In simple terms, a consol bond is one that never matures. A normal bond commits a borrower to paying back the principal on their loan plus interest at a set date. A consol bond, by contrast, requires the borrower to make annual interest payments forever but does not require them to pay off the loan’s full value at any particular point in time.
This is handy since the legislation establishing the U.S. debt limit defines the federal debt as the amount of principal that the government is obligated to repay. Thus, while a normal U.S. Treasury bond increases the national debt as defined by the debt ceiling, a consol bond does not. If the government borrows money via bonds that have no principal — only interest-payment obligations — then it can continue funding its operations indefinitely, even in the absence of a debt-ceiling hike.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (ynEI8)
The same is true for any company. I know 99% of consumer brands don't care about me or my beliefs but just want my money. That's okay with me. But don't ask me to subsidize my own persecution.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (a/dOO)
>>Women can be very funny, but in that format. It just doesn't work for some reason. Women tend to be funnier situationally rather than telling jokes.
Basically the list of truly funny female standups begins and ends with Joan Rivers, the rest are merely humorous.
But there have been a metric f*ckton of really good female television comedians, Lucielle Ball and Carol Burnette being chief among them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (up/3i)
The whole strategy has been to "normalize" the insane. It is not normal or healthy and must not be accommodated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 03:53 PM (j1jOR)
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Right. The parent says, "well, sorry. You'll have a boy's bathing suit or you can stay dressed and hang out at the pool|beach|etc. without going in. Up to you."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:49 PM (9UlRk)
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*scribbles furiously*
Posted by: zombie H. P. Lovecraft at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (8erNz)
The Bad News Hidden In Target's (TGT) Earnings Beat
https://tinyurl.com/a32zpm7y
Not only do they have bloated customers trancing around, they have severely bloated inventory. A shame.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Haywood at May 22, 2023 03:51 PM (yYGLm)
At a certain point of wealth, you need other sources if status to lord over your peers. When everyone you know has a yacht, a yacht isn’t a status symbol. When everyone you know are C level executives, you aren’t special, you’re just like everyone else.
I think this woke stuff is actually status symbols for this elite. Oh, you have a company too? That’s sweet, but is it *the right kind of company*? Does your company support the right kinds of goals? But Lite’s CEO is embarrassed that his company is a blue collar beer company and all the other CEOs look down on him because of it.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 03:29 PM (5u1+1)
It's not 1990.
*pouts*
Posted by: k-mart
*snif*
Posted by: Mervyn's at May 22, 2023 03:52 PM (n+4am)
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There, there. You can always go by Blockbuster and rent a feel-good movie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (rGJZp)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
I read the "news" and "comments" on Linked In, at times. Most of the "commenters" and all of the "news" has a pretty hard leftward tilt.
The comments are hilarious, at times. "everybody should be involved in social media!"
They have yet, as a group, realized the connection between the "vaunted" Work-from - home, and the obsession with social media among the Millenials and GenZ. And their general "slacker" attitude.
My oldest son is 29, and he consciously cut out all his "social media" a few years ago, because he realized what a dangerously addictive thing it was.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 22, 2023 03:55 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Bamanarama at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (uH1aC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (uhhvy)
This group of people who are willing to go so boldly against humanity is going to cost us our entire civilization.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 03:54 PM (up/3i)
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Yup. Lucille Ball in particular was hilarious. But it wasn't standup, it was situational. Female standups just don't really work out well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 03:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at May 22, 2023 03:57 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (ynEI8)
>>Women can be very funny, but in that format. It just doesn't work for some reason. Women tend to be funnier situationally rather than telling jokes.
Basically the list of truly funny female standups begins and ends with Joan Rivers, the rest are merely humorous.
But there have been a metric f*ckton of really good female television comedians, Lucielle Ball and Carol Burnette being chief among them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
All of my GFs and wives were a stitch!
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (uhhvy)
I hear they could use some serial killers in Ukraine.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (MNhXM)
Karine-Jean Pierre. That girl is a hoot.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (PiwSw)
Nah, she's 30-something and single. Nice enough gal, but I find the mower obsession a tad strange. Oh, well...first-world problems. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (Xrfse)
If you showed pictures of some of these people to say...the average American of 1923 they'd ask if those "people" were demons.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (lc5cP)
But there have been a metric f*ckton of really good female television comedians, Lucielle Ball and Carol Burnette being chief among them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023
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I nominate Rita Rudner and Phyllis Diller for funny. But otherwise aside from Joan, yeah, the list is short.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (uhhvy)
........
I don't know, I kind of like the hardwood look.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Target Corporate at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (Ud/Am)
Posted by: Bamanarama at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (uH1aC)
__________________
Because it makes us feel sick and upset, and afraid for our lives.
You know, just how you fruits feel all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (rGJZp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 03:57 PM (DU+/6)
I have to admit that I guffawed at Rosanne's Domestic Goddess routine back in the day.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (aD39U)
There, there. You can always go by Blockbuster and rent a feel-good movie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
On the blu-ray player that you bought at Circuit City...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (n+4am)
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Comments can get surprisingly based knowing that this could hurt your career, but more and more people are having zero fucks to give.
My favorite is AWFLs bitching and moaning about the "glass cliff" because Musk is positioning his cunt bucket CEO for failure.
Among the comments I read:
"She could avoid the glass cliff by you know, not taking the job"
"Women who choose to be CEOs of their kitchens are almost always successful"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: brak
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All retail works on a relatively narrow profit margin once the growth ends and it has ended for Target. Lose ten to fifteen percent of your market, you say hello to Sears in the bankruptcy basement.
It is becoming too easy to avoid the crowds and general unpleasantness of the Target experience and they are having to up their prices to account for 100 percent discounts to yutes in urban areas.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (wUSgb)
Again, when did treatment for a mental instability become nurturing said instability?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Let's see...yes, Ms. Klein, diagnosis of anorexia nervosa. Let's discuss your treatment options. Clearly at 5'4" and 75 pounds you are dangerously overweight. You've stuck to a strict regimen of caloric restriction and exercise but haven't made progress. At this point I'm going to recommend gastric bypass surgery.
Posted by: If tranny docs did bariatrics at May 22, 2023 03:59 PM (09rn/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2023 04:00 PM (XaUsS)
BTW, sorry I did not put the quote you quoted in quotes to make it clear it was a quote.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:00 PM (j1jOR)
Posted by: Target Day-Care and Grooming Service at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (bt2PN)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:00 PM (j1jOR)
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All good. I figure anyone confused by it would CTRL+F their way to victory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (DU+/6)
Or as I learned during Covid: Living In Someone Else's Delusion.
Posted by: Now I can see it plainly at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (DhOHl)
Gasoline or electric?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (8erNz)
In 3 years it will be "transphobic" not to patronize the children's section in the sex-n'-weed shop.
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 04:01 PM (oqu0U)
Posted by: Target Day-Care and Grooming Service
We beat you to it - Ikea
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023
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Or listen to music on the CD changer you found at Silo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (D8OZA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 03:58 PM (Xrfse)
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Maybe she just obsesses over and loves her lawn. That is usually a male thing, but it isn't unknown for women to do that. My mom's neighbor is a lawn obsessive (well, landscape more generally - lawn, bushes, flowers, trees, etc. - she religiously maintains it all, rain or shine).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (DU+/6)
My favorite is AWFLs bitching and moaning about the "glass cliff" because Musk is positioning his cunt bucket CEO for failure.
Among the comments I read:
"She could avoid the glass cliff by you know, not taking the job"
"Women who choose to be CEOs of their kitchens are almost always successful"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
Yeah, I only comment on things related to my purpose and profession for being on Linked In. Because yes, they get linked back to your page.
I just find the comments sometimes horrifically funny and stupid. These, after all, are our fellow citizens.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:03 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 22, 2023 04:04 PM (goJt/)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 22, 2023 04:04 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Zek at May 22, 2023 04:03 PM (5FPX4)
As long as you're not wearing sweatpants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:04 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:02 PM (J2vNu)
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And the CD was bought at Sam Goody.
Stores come and go. It's about time for some of the current crop to give up the ghost.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 22, 2023
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Hot too, but in a classy way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 04:05 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Bamanarama at May 22, 2023 03:56 PM (uH1aC)
__________________
Because it makes us feel sick and upset, and afraid for our lives.
You know, just how you fruits feel all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
One of the main arguments about public indecency has been "for the sake of the children" and their innocence. Well, they tossed that aside, didn't they.
We all wanted the ability to raise our kids without them even knowing about sex, let alone faggotry, until they were old enough to understand a bit about the world. Now the gays are saying that kids are property of the society, and the society wants them gay.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:05 PM (j1jOR)
Is buying a bikini/tankini top with guy shorts on the bottom too much to ask, if you really need this? Heck, boy shorts for girls are a huge thing.
Beyonce's athletic wear brand with Adidas, Ivy Park, had HUGE losses, so Adidas cut her brand. Maybe if these tuck swimwear brands really tank, Target in order to shore up the shoflift losses will have to cut non performing brands. Or in a sane world they would.
Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2023 04:05 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Sid at May 22, 2023 04:05 PM (cb+GA)
Posted by: Pride all year or something at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (09rn/)
Posted by: Satans Retards at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (dPX1F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (EnsGU)
But now it's Tar-gay, the Disney, of what we now have, for "department" stores.
Park out front of one and watch the flab parade, the overweight girls of all ages in their yoga pants, coming and going.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (KiBMU)
Just as an opening bid. Can settle for life.
Pedos still get the chipper.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 04:07 PM (7id7b)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:07 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 22, 2023 03:20 PM (N1DT3)
Heh. Ditto. We got one in our area about 10 years ago; I went in and did a bit of price comparisons...
I haven't been back. That's not exactly a boycott, I just don't like overpaying for the same shit unless I can help out a local business within reason.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (zHuJr)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (KiBMU)
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I am angry that I didn't think of "Tar-gay." I will use it from now, and will do so without attribution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023
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As Chrissie Mayr said in her standup act, they'll be hunted for their tusks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (J2vNu)
But hey, by all means, keep going there and shopping! Then turn on the NFL!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (Keyt1)
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I reckon that there are stalls of both types.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (DU+/6)
And Woke Capital comes from your .401k and pension plans.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (YXHzG)
I read the "news" and "comments" on Linked In, at times. Most of the "commenters" and all of the "news" has a pretty hard leftward tilt.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor
LinkedIn is supposed to be a business-oriented social media site, but I found out long ago that it's fucking useless. Commies pontificating on politics that have nothing to do with their actual job, sales pitches for worthless outdated crap gear in my industry, consultants desperately touting themselves because they just completed a 6 Sigma certification, and dumbass youngsters (like one of my nephews) who treat LinkedIn like any other SM site by posting shirtless selfies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I once had this idea that if I cut the lawn often enough I wouldn't have to bag. Is she bagging? I don't think it works, but never really got my interval low enough to be sure.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (j1jOR)
Yeah its like boycotting Miller or Bud, I don't drink any beer so... is it a boycott, really?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (KiBMU)
Park out front of one and watch the flab parade, the overweight girls of all ages in their yoga pants, coming and going.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023 04:06 PM (KiBMU)
300 gallons of cottage cheese in a five-pound sack. And they're all "10s," you know. Just ask them.
Posted by: Delusion reigns at May 22, 2023 04:10 PM (09rn/)
Maybe. It's really no big deal and I'm not sure why I brought it up, except I was on a conference call it became rather distracting.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 04:10 PM (uhhvy)
A liberal acquaintance's daughter is a militant sister of Sappho, who is, inter alia, red-hot about abortion. She and her "wife" had a baby (I should say, "her turkey baster and her wife"). So why is she so hot for abortion?
I seriously don't get it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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At high risk, I'll try to explain it.
"Liberals love to murder babies." Do you think that's true? You have evidence before you that at least one lib couple wants to produce and care for a baby.
On second thought, I won't try. Just consider that anomaly right there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2023 04:10 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 04:10 PM (uhhvy)
Ask Sid
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:11 PM (MNhXM)
There is a commercial on one of our local stations that purports to champion mentorship for latch-key kids for after school. You see a young teen return to his low income house all alone and when the doorbell rings, there is a middle-aged man standing there to greet him - his "mentor". The closing shot is of their matching tennis shoes in red. They could be legit but I get a pedo vibe whenever it comes on.
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 04:11 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (WpKxj)
Posted by: Has Dustin Hoffman Expedited The End Times at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (dPX1F)
It's swimwear! It's a 3:00 a.m. drunken snack!
It's... Crotch Hot Pockets!
Tuck your junk in an ooey gooey pepperoni pizza pocket, and feel the burn!
Posted by: Victor Viagra at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (qNMka)
You support "gender affirming" surgery of cutting of the penises of 11 year old boys and the breasts of preteen girls?. Think it's a great idea for kids to go with people who are not their parents and without permission of their parents to a "sanctuary state" where they can be mutilated by doctors who want to make big bucks? Bravo, Biden voter./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (Keyt1)
Doubling down people. Doubling. Down.
I wonder how McCarthy feels being rolled again by the FIB?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 22, 2023 04:09 PM (KiBMU)
He must be given gender-affirming care immediately. Hormones and an addadicktome.
Posted by: And a pouch for the testicles at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (09rn/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (Xrfse)
I was on there a while but then they started kicking people off for supporting Trump, I bailed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:13 PM (0hOvj)
'hey pops! I'll mow your yard for $2! cause I really like $2'
So he comes over and mows like a 6 yo, but he mows! Later he's out on the driveway trying his best to start the mower. Yanking to rope as hard as he can giving it all he has when DanMa'am walks out and sees his struggle.
'help him!'
I am, he'll be able to start it by next week.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 04:13 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Caught Being Bad at May 22, 2023 04:13 PM (VsUo2)
Your mother's got a weener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2023 04:13 PM (VaV9x)
Posted by: Keeping an eye out at May 22, 2023 04:13 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
The humiliation is a part of the kink.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (rGJZp)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (aD39U)
It "polls" well. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (bZNLT)
>>Doubling down people. Doubling. Down.
He asked for the document, they told him to go EABOD.
I'm interested to see what the response will be when Comer asks again but more forcefully?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Target Shoppers and Advocates at May 22, 2023 04:15 PM (dPX1F)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 04:16 PM (n+4am)
I seriously don't get it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
My guess is identity politics and lock-step progressivism. It's sold as a package deal. If you're gay your entire belief system MUST be that of progressive Democrats or you're not authentically gay. Same with all other "minority" and grievance group.
Posted by: Rabid collectivists at May 22, 2023 04:16 PM (09rn/)
I don't like this, but the constitution does require it. If schools can have an after-hours Christian study or club, or a D&D club or whatever, then it can have a satanist club.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:16 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (Qt4kF)
Pay him with 2 dollar bills
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'm keeping my Series 1952 $2 bill.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (X98Jy)
But hey, by all means, keep going there and shopping! Then turn on the NFL!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:08 PM (0hOvj)
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Enough people do and will. The NFL keeps chugging along, did they go bankrupt this year? Did they truly change their ways? None of these entities give a shit. Anheuser-Busch will ride this out. They all ride it out. They don't care. The left continues unchecked, people on our side may throw a spike strip on the road but no one ever truly stops the left.
It's only gonna get worse.
Good luck, future generations.
Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (/DTlP)
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Those high school kids formed a Democrat Party club?
Posted by: Bamanarama at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (uH1aC)
Posted by: Josh at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (aZlZR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (J2vNu)
Why do you assume it’s after hours and not sponsored by the school?
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (to8pj)
Drunk Trumpers: 200 ARRESTED and 40 people taken to hospital as unruly 'Go Topless Weekend'
Sadly, it wasn't exactly what I had in mind from the headline: The Jeep Weekend in Galveston is also known as 'Go Topless Weekend' It brings thousands of people to a beach in Texas and is known for wild parties along the beach. Over 230 have been arrested and at least 30 were injured at this year's event
The "Drunk Lives Matter" flag shows real class
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
Target: "Oh, that's just temporary! Impassioned chicken fuckers will come back the minute they get get thirsty. Don't lose hope, and keep fighting for trans-grooming rights!"
Bud Light: "think so? https://tinyurl.com/7vnsn9b8
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (h06tk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
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Don't call it a bender! I've been drunk for years!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (DU+/6)
I actually have a $2 bill my friends mom gave me in a birthday card when I was about 12. I may go ahead and give it to him.
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (DB6tu)
These kind of clubs usually are but yeah who knows these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (0hOvj)
I don't like this, but the constitution does require it. If schools can have an after-hours Christian study or club, or a D&D club or whatever, then it can have a satanist club.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'll bet money they can't have an after hour Christian Study Club.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (X98Jy)
It’s also as diverse as the Virginia Beach get together.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:20 PM (MNhXM)
They're missing the boat. Mix in some uniforms and guns along with the gay. Add some marching with the diversity. They'll surprise themselves with who suddenly supports it.
Posted by: Everything Old is New Again at May 22, 2023 04:21 PM (mdx6+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:21 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:19 PM (h06tk)
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Bud Light sales plunge nearly 25% in latest week as rivals steal away customers
Huh? No. Not at all. Rivals aren't "stealing customers," customers are *leaving* your brand. Tranheuser-Busch's competitors didn't do this. There was no major competitive action to snag the customers for other brewers. The customers left, and the competitors will reap the benefit of that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Xrfse)
Monkeypox Pride Month Gonna Be LIT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:21 PM (0hOvj)
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I used to carry them specifically for tips.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (DU+/6)
You're talking about me, aren't you?
Posted by: Ernst Röhm at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:21 PM (DU+/6)
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Support your local distillery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
They'll act like it's all about affirming blah blah blah retch.
But really, it'll be because the $1 and $2 bills are more or less useless anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (9UlRk)
Are there any straight women under 30 left on this planet?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Xrfse)
Yooo Hooo!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Same real estate hedge fund guy owned both. He merged a bankrupt K Mart into Sears and killed both of them and has made money by selling off the parts but killing the parent corporations. Some Canadian finance whiz.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (wUSgb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Xrfse)
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Yes. The smart ones are married and the foolish ones are slutting it up because they think the party will never end and a very tiny minority (of the over-25s, anyway) are both single and looking for a husband and not sleazing away what remains of their twenties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:24 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
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The humiliation is a part of the kink.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 04:14 PM (aD39U)
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Has he caved yet? I'm just catching up on the news of the day. i
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:24 PM (h06tk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:25 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
That tiny minority seems to be vanishingly small and getting smaller.
Posted by: Societal collapse here we come! at May 22, 2023 04:25 PM (09rn/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:25 PM (0hOvj)
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Woke ad chicks and ESG scores. There was never any good reason for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:25 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:25 PM (Xrfse)
Are there any straight women under 30 left on this planet?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Xrfs
She used to have a boyfriend so I don’t know.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: rickb223
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They can force the issue via courts but it costs money to do so.
Basically a public school can decide not to give anyone space after hours but once it grants it to one, then it has to grant it to all comers without viewpoint discrimination and that includes religion or lack thereof.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (wUSgb)
Posted by: Nunya Bizness at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (3dEuY)
Yeah I like to do that. People get a kick out of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Please help me here CRT - what part of the Constitution protects any and all clubs in a school district.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
The FIB told him they were delivering the docs shortly. He made an announcement about how tough he was with the agency then, they pulled the rug out from under him. No docs for you fag boy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:27 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:27 PM (to8pj)
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They know there will be no consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
Enough people do and will. The NFL keeps chugging along, did they go bankrupt this year? Did they truly change their ways? None of these entities give a shit. Anheuser-Busch will ride this out.
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But it's easy peasy to switch beers; not so easy to switch football leagues or major sports.
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (bZNLT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (flINI)
Bite your tongue.
Posted by: A 45 year old barfly at closing time at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (9UlRk)
We were fine during the agricultural economy because families spent time and worked together, and communities depended on each other.
The industrial era begat the "nuclear family," and even then the kids spent most of their time at school. Parents could not pass along culture, morality, religion,... So it went from kids being raised by an extended family and community, to kids being raised by TV and commies in the NEA.
It took a while for the old learning to be lost, but the problem goes back to the destruction of the family. Helped along by high taxes and SSI, no fault divorce, welfare for single moms, etc. Everything goes back to blood.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (j1jOR)
That attacked the American way
Their suits tucked a stiffy
Their Board said “That’s spiffy”
And was happy turning kids ghey
Posted by: Board Gone Bad at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (VsUo2)
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If you're gay or tranny, you can't have kids of your own, so naturally, everyone's elses kids are yours too. It's equity.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2023 04:26 PM (qoGsy)
Yeah I’m thinking a gun club would be banned in most blue states and that is in the constitution.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (h06tk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: anachronda at May 22, 2023 04:29 PM (sGtp+)
The one that the ACLU and Christian Groups won multiple victories in the 80s and 90s: 1st amendment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 04:30 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
Bite your tongue.
Posted by: A 45 year old barfly
*In that whiskey/years of smoking voice*
"Would you buy a lady a drink?"
And all the Morons replied - "Sure! If one walks in."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2023 04:30 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 04:30 PM (Q4IgG)
My intention is to stick them on six packs of AB products at the supermarket when I go shopping, as well as items like rainbow Oreos and the like.
Will send a pic in to CBD when they arrive.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (HOxg/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 04:27 PM (to8pj)
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They know there will be no consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
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Plus, the opportunity to discipline a wayward committee chair should not be missed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (h06tk)
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (bZNLT)
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Right, this is a crucial point. Beer has near substitutes. So do other goods like toothpaste, dish soap, bedsheets, etc. The NFL does not - there is only one pro football organization. There is only one pro baseball organization. Etc.
If you have a product with near substitutes and you end up on the wrong end of customer fury, it can be *very* persistent. Will it destroy AB-InBev? No, probably not. Will it permanently destroy a large chunk of value and result in the business shrinking on a long timeline or even forever? Very possibly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (DU+/6)
Please help me here CRT - what part of the Constitution protects any and all clubs in a school district.
Posted by: Tonypete
It doesn't. It does say the state can't pick a religion, and so if it allows Christianity based clubs it has to allow any and all religions. Same with Christmas decorations on the town square, or prayers before a meeting. The satanists call themselves a religion and so must get equal treatment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (j1jOR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
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The FIB has been "misleading" the FISA judges for decades. Would they care about a congressman?.Rest assured, Director Wray wants to "work with you".
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:31 PM (bZNLT)
Posted by: Tonypete
First Amendment. Basically as I explained above, a public school can deny all outside groups from creating clubs and using school facilities after hours. BUT, if they admit one outside organization, they have to let others do so if they follow the rules (basically don't trash the place and no violence, public sex, etc.) because the state can neither endorse nor discourage religions nor can it engage in viewpoint discrimination in picking and choosing which organizations may rent or use facilities after hours if they follow content neutral guidelines for rental/use.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (wUSgb)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (ToeJH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Thanks - I'm guessing here but I'd imagine the misreading of the Constitution and her Amendments started as soon as the ink dried on the parchment.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: polynikes
Nope if they allow others. But any such club would not be able in most states to bring them on campus (assuming that the latent revised school zone federal ban is not enforced).
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 04:34 PM (wUSgb)
Chrissie Mayr did the hilarious "Frosk Bitten" rap / rant during Friday Night Tights some months back.
Frosk was X Play host Frosk at G4.
Language, but funny! -- https://youtu.be/2yKiClsLWO8
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (pNxlR)
Actually they do, and the reasons for that are pretty obvious once they are pointed out. Lemmings are herd animals whose eyes are very close to the ground. If you put one of your eyes close to the ground and close the other, you will notice how close to you the horizon is. It is easy to see the edge of a cliff when your eyes are 4 feet off the ground, but you have to be right next to the edge to see it when your eyes are 1/2 an inch off the ground. When the herd is stampeded each lemming can only see the animal in front of them. Thus the whole herd can go off the cliff without warning. Even Bison can be stampeded off a cliff because their view is blocked.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2023 04:35 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 22, 2023 04:32 PM (ToeJH)
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Your contributions are welcome here. Maybe God (and you) can tarry a bit longer?
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 22, 2023 04:37 PM (bZNLT)
She plays for the other team"
Last I heard she was engaged to a guy.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (ToeJH)
Hey, ace, please do some research on the Nephilim topic as it relates to Biblical eschatology, the end times or singularity or whatever, current events, the occult and the rise of Nazi germany, etc. I would love to read your insights as well as those of the beloved Horde. I am also thinking you might seriously begin to consider Christ again.
The Something Wicked This Way Comes vibe is getting stronger and stronger. ASS, Apocalyptic Stress Syndrome is getting worse. Anyone open to start a class action lawsuit against the perpetrators?
Posted by: That Guy Who Says Yay, A Nephilim Thread! at May 22, 2023 04:43 PM (dPX1F)
Female-to-Male trannies would also be sterile, as they've destroyed their internal equipment through drugs, hormones, and mutilation. So why would they care about abortion?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 03:43 PM (YIVH2)
Why aren't these delusional people locked up in insane asylums?
Many questions need to be answered.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 22, 2023 04:51 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Portnoy at May 22, 2023 04:54 PM (+a3eO)
Posted by: Harun at May 22, 2023 04:56 PM (Cg63x)
Posted by: polynkes at May 22, 2023 03:27 PM (MU8pP)
Hell, I can buy those items in Shoprite, our local supermarket. Don't need Target OR WalMart.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (Zvtjl)
I’m starting a bring back Pat movement!
Who’s with me?!?
Posted by: Keezen at May 22, 2023 05:29 PM (XTpg5)
She plays for the other team"
Last I heard she was engaged to a guy.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 22, 2023 04:40 PM (ToeJH)
a male guy or a female guy?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 22, 2023 05:38 PM (qXxi9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 04:18 PM (J2vNu)
The other way around....Kmart purchased Sears. Then, the CEO of Kmart ran it into the ground. They both eventually went under.
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