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WSJ: Jeffrey Epstein Attempted to Blackmail Bill Gates (About Affair With Adult Woman)

So Epstein is confirmed to be a blackmailer.

And Bill and Hillary Clinton were pallin' around with him.

That said, this leak feels like it came from Bill Gates' camp. Gates is getting a lot of heat over his association with the pedophile who did not kill himself. This leak seems designed to quell that and to reassure everyone that Gates wasn't interested in what Epstein was peddling at Lolita Island.

But again: Why were Bill and Hillary Clinton interested?


Jeffrey Epstein Appeared to Threaten Bill Gates Over Microsoft Co-Founder's Affair With Russian Bridge Player



The disgraced financier was trying to set up a philanthropic fund that he hoped would include the billionaire as an anchor donor

By Khadeeja Safdar and Emily Glazer
May 21, 2023 11:32 am ET

Jeffrey Epstein discovered that Bill Gates had an affair with a Russian bridge player and later appeared to use his knowledge to threaten one of the world's richest men, according to people familiar with the matter.

The Microsoft co-founder met the woman around 2010, when she was in her 20s. Epstein met her in 2013 and later paid for her to attend software coding school. In 2017, Epstein emailed Gates and asked to be reimbursed for the cost of the course, according to the people familiar with the matter.

The email came after the convicted sex offender had struggled and failed to convince Gates to participate in a multibillion-dollar charitable fund that Epstein tried to establish with JPMorgan Chase. The implication behind the message, according to people who have viewed it, was that Epstein could reveal the affair if Gates didn't keep up an association between the two men.

"Mr. Gates met with Epstein solely for philanthropic purposes. Having failed repeatedly to draw Mr. Gates beyond these matters, Epstein tried unsuccessfully to leverage a past relationship to threaten Mr. Gates," said a spokeswoman for Gates.

...


The new details about Epstein and Gates reveal a layer of complexity to their relationship, and shed new light on how Epstein operated. In the years between his 2008 conviction and death, Epstein packed his days meeting with politicians, businessmen, academics and celebrities. He provided favors and sought to use the connections for his own purposes. And when the relationships soured, he could turn against people.

Gates, with a net worth in excess of $100 billion and one of the world's biggest philanthropists, was among the most well-known names in Epstein's calendar.
Starting in 2011, Gates had more than a half dozen meetings scheduled with Epstein, including dinners at Epstein's New York townhouse, documents show. Gates flew on Epstein's private plane from New Jersey to Florida in March 2013, according to flight records. That same month the two men met in France with an official on the Nobel Peace Prize committee. They spent much of a day together in New York City in September 2014 meeting other billionaires, the Journal reported.

That's a lot of meetings to spend with someone who is blackmailing you.

Ed Morrissey writes about Epstein offering unexpected "help" to this woman, perhaps attempting to add her to his stable.


Everyone who's still alive insists that they didn't know about Epstein's crimes, including Gates. The Russian bridge player [that Gates had an affair with], Mila Antonova, says Epstein's crimes "disgusted". The man who introduced her to Epstein was Bill Gates' top science advisor at the time, Boris Nikolic, who told the WSJ that his contacts with Epstein revolved around Gates' philanthropic work. Antonova had an idea in 2013 for an online bridge site that would teach people to play the game, and Nikolic connected her with Epstein for possible funding, a project that ended up going nowhere.

However, this seems rather odd, considering her relationship with someone with orders of magnitude more wealth than Epstein. Why not ask her boyfriend for the start-up investment rather than Epstein? And why would Bill Gates' "science advisor" introduce Antonova to Epstein at all for a pitch on an online game site, of all things? It seems very unclear why Antonova's briefly stayed at one if Epstein's NYC flats the following year without any apparent business relationship in place. And even more inexplicably, Epstein paid her tuition for coding school despite hardly knowing her and -- as Antonova insists -- without any conditions or strings attached.

None of this makes a lot of sense, except for the affair between the wealthy man and the beautiful young woman. That may be why the extortion attempt -- Epstein demanded a reimbursement for Antonova's tuition -- didn't work. It's so mundane as to be hardly even a threat, and Gates made the wise choice to ignore it.

Reading between the lines, it certainly seems as though Epstein was culling Gates' secrets for later leverage. He didn't get anything juicy enough on the Microsoft founder to work, but that doesn't mean Epstein always failed.

She was "in her 20's" when she met Gates.

Update: She may be in her 20s, but she looks like a damn teenager.

22 I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/4pswd22e

Posted by: Archimedes


lookslikeachild.jpg

She's a Chucky Cheese 14. Because I think she might actually be 14.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM




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1 Riiiiiiiight...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:00 PM (zZu0s)

2 Epstein = Green Beer

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (MkuC5)

3 I can't decide who is the bad guy here... Epstein the pedo procurer or Gates the billionaire asshole.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (y6ftY)

4 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

6 3 I can't decide who is the bad guy here... Epstein the pedo procurer or Gates the billionaire asshole.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (y6ftY)

If you line em up right, you don't have to choose...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (zZu0s)

7 The Russian bridge player is also an absolute dead ringer for Greta Thunberg. Let that roll around in your head for a bit.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 01:02 PM (wb1YC)

8 It's Ten Days Until Pride Month!

Have YOU bought your votive candles yet?

Posted by: Ten Days Until Pride Month! at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (2tUFv)

9 oh i'm sure he was blackmailing more than a FEW on the side, meaning those the CIA didn't have him running...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (Mkvkw)

10 Gates Bridge Master is a hottie. Melinda Gates looks like a freezer bag that's been left out in the sun for years.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (to8pj)

11 That said, this leak feels like it came from Bill Gates' camp. Gates is getting a lot of heat over his association with the pedophile who did not kill himself. This leak seems designed to quell that and to reassure everyone that Gates wasn't interested in what Epstein was peddling at Lolita Island. ...
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"I'm a womanizer, whoremonger and an international supervillain, but I ain't one of them kiddie-diddlers" is a hell of a position to take. You only take a position like that if what you're positioning *against* is truly awful. Which this is, of course.

It also wouldn't surprise me if it's a lie. Or the truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (DU+/6)

12 I can assure you Epstein never, ever, ever tried to blackmail anyone else. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (RIvkX)

13 The Russian bridge player is also an absolute dead ringer for Greta Thunberg. Let that roll around in your head for a bit.

She is also apparently a dead ringer for Gates' daughter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (2tUFv)

14 I can't decide who is the bad guy here... Epstein the pedo procurer or Gates the billionaire asshole.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (y6ftY)

If you line em up right, you don't have to choose...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:01 PM (zZu0s)

with a whiff of grapeshot?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Mkvkw)

15 seems lame blackmail. Gates owns up to it and nothing at all happens.

Posted by: henry at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (JMDly)

16 “Epstein was a CIA/MI5/Mossad joint blackmail operation” used to be a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (3cXfB)

17 The Microsoft co-founder met the woman around 2010, when she was in her 20s. Epstein met her in 2013 and later paid for her to attend software coding school. In 2017, Epstein emailed Gates and asked to be reimbursed for the cost of the course, according to the people familiar with the matter.

The email came after the convicted sex offender had struggled and failed to convince Gates to participate in a multibillion-dollar charitable fund that Epstein tried to establish with JPMorgan Chase.

++++
Straight-up racketeering. Our ruling class is just great, guys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

18 The Russian bridge player is also an absolute dead ringer for Greta Thunberg. Let that roll around in your head for a bit.
Posted by: Azathoth


In that North Eastern Europeans look like North Eastern Europeans? Why it's almost as if there's some kind of genetics or something!

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (jzzG8)

19 The Russian bridge player is also an absolute dead ringer for Greta Thunberg. Let that roll around in your head for a bit.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 01:02 PM (wb1YC)



Gates has f-you money, sure. He's hideous and can't really provide a broad instant fame and fortune the way a Harvey Weinstein could.

Even hot whores have standards. Gates couldn't BUY nice pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Didn't Gates wife, Melinda, out him as p3d0 during their divorce?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Q4IgG)

21 'gates' and 'trump' both have five letters. someone needs to connect the dots and uncover the real story

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (B1FKF)

22 I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/4pswd22e

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (eOEVl)

23 I hate when you're getting to know someone and think they're cool and then you find out they're just another dumb lib. Fuck.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (iTezU)

24 Epstein met her in 2013 and later paid for her to attend software coding school. In 2017, Epstein emailed Gates and asked to be reimbursed for the cost of the course, according to the people familiar with the matter.


I'm going to send my daughter to college, then DEMAND that someone ELSE pay her tuition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

25 I see I posted too late.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:06 PM (eOEVl)

26 Melinda Gates is a dude.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 01:06 PM (u73oe)

27 Didn't Gates wife, Melinda, out him as p3d0 during their divorce?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Q4IgG)



I believe she only implied that it was Gates's relationship with Epstein that put a heavy strain on their marriage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Hey, I am willing to exonerate Bill Gates concerning his associations with Epstein. Simply open the books on ALL of Epstein's decades of dealings with the rich and powerful and let the chips fall where they may. I'm sure that Gates, wanting to clear his name, would agree with this sunlight approach.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 22, 2023 01:06 PM (uH1aC)

29 Gates also has the annual date with his Squeeze that's been going on for years. Melinda knew all about it. It's an open source marriage.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:06 PM (to8pj)

30 Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (eOEVl)

She looks excessively dirty and I hate to say in kind of a good way. No big mystery there.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (iTezU)

31 Even hot whores have standards. Gates couldn't BUY nice p***y.

I'm not sure you understand how this works.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (eOEVl)

32 None of this makes a lot of sense, except for the affair between the wealthy man and the beautiful young woman. That may be why the extortion attempt -- Epstein demanded a reimbursement for Antonova's tuition -- didn't work. It's so mundane as to be hardly even a threat, and Gates made the wise choice to ignore it.

Reading between the lines, it certainly seems as though Epstein was culling Gates' secrets for later leverage. He didn't get anything juicy enough on the Microsoft founder to work, but that doesn't mean Epstein always failed.

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Given the proclivities of our ruling class and the probability that Epstein was working for the IC, I'll bet he succeeded pretty often. I think that's the point and why there is so much sexual abuse of children in our national elite. It's mutual blackmail - a version of "blood in, blood out" for the ruling class. If you want to play, you'll diddle the kid. Price of admission. Then they have it on you, and you have it on them. Keeps cannibalism to a minimum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (DU+/6)

33 Too soon for "Bill Gates didn't kill himself"?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (0EnJo)

34 A RUSSIAN bridge player?

REEEEEE!

— “I stand with Ukraine” idiots everywhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (WpKxj)

35 22 I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/4pswd22e
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (eOEVl)

Greta's older sister.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (MkuC5)

36 It's just amazing to me the lengths billionaires will go to get laid.

Foundations, endowments, shell companies, scholarships, mentorships, etc.

Can't these guys just find a high end prostitute? Seems way cheaper and they probably keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (60dEi)

37 OK. Dear Lord, she looks like Greta:

https://tinyurl.com/5bstpa77

Two, there are some photos with her hair in the little girl pigtails.

Note: Ladies, I love a pony tail. It is sexy as hell. The two little girl braids? They are creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)

38 Gates got a lot of poon for being such a nerdish asshole.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (rJ48h)

39 In his dotage, Bill Gates has tried to escape the troubles caused by women in his youth by growing his own pair of fabulous tits.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)

40 The world's first sex trafficker without any johns was into blackmail?
And a who's who list of the world elite hung out with him regularly for his ... financial advice?
But we absolutely must never inquire as to the full list of his ... clients.

But a computer in Trump Tower pinged a computer in a bank in Russia 2,000 times and that proves Trump colluded with Putin to hack our democracy!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (Vhzin)

41 Ok, so I was kind of late with the Greta thing, but I was formulating how badly the thin pigtails on adult women creep me out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

42 Do we have confirmation she was really in her 20s when the affair started?

The Epstein thing makes me doubt it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:08 PM (lc5cP)

43 If I can't fuck 20-something Russian bridge players, then what's even the point of being a billionaire?

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:09 PM (OalnH)

44 call me an old fashioned romantic, but I don't think it's technically an "affair" if there is remuneration involved...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:09 PM (/EuRN)

45 "Adult women? Pffft. Past their prime."

Posted by: Don Lemoan at May 22, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

46 42 Do we have confirmation she was really in her 20s when the affair started?

The Epstein thing makes me doubt it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:08 PM (lc5cP)

Too bad Epstein offed himself before he could expose THIS multi-billionaire...

Oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

47 She does look like Greta. But at least she’s a ginger, and can crack a smile.

Still, she’s no Caroline Ellison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (WpKxj)

48 This is why rich people shouldn't get married until they're old, if they REALLY want to be.

If you're not married, NO ONE CARES who you f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

49 i had to look: antonova does look like greta thumperburp but she seems a lot more cheerful. she also reminds of a woman i knew a long time ago who was anglo-irish.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (B1FKF)

50 Mila Antonova is, well.... hideous looking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)

51 > I can't decide who is the bad guy here... Epstein the pedo procurer or Gates the billionaire asshole.

Well, don't forget the Russian gold-digger. She's not really a victim here, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (Y6AXb)

52 >>42 Do we have confirmation she was really in her 20s when the affair started?

The Epstein thing makes me doubt it.


I don't know but, she needs to release a statement of 'If I die, I did not kill myself" stat.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (to8pj)

53 Can't these guys just find a high end prostitute? Seems way cheaper and they probably keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (60dEi)
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That's the smart play, but there's no victory there. That's just a cash transaction.

But having a hot young thing come on to you - set up by someone else - is a big ego-boost. Getting illicit sex as a bonus on world-domination schemes is better than paying for it. Admission to the club of the true elites is its own reward - the means to get there is a transaction. Getting access to whatever you perverse preferences demand as a part of power-class membership is a part of it, too.

It isn't primarily about sex, I don't think. If it was, they would just pay for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (DU+/6)

54 47 She does look like Greta. But at least she’s a ginger, and can crack a smile.

Still, she’s no Caroline Ellison.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (WpKxj)

Damn, Bulgar. I had thankfully forgotten that... gals(?) name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

55 call me an old fashioned romantic, but I don't think it's technically an "affair" if there is remuneration involved...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:09 PM (/EuRN)


He was just taking care of her! Love is love, bigot!!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (0EnJo)

56 36 It's just amazing to me the lengths billionaires will go to get laid.

Foundations, endowments, shell companies, scholarships, mentorships, etc.

Can't these guys just find a high end prostitute? Seems way cheaper and they probably keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:07 PM (60dEi)

__

I think they like the drama aspect of it.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (OalnH)

57 I'm guessing she was highly attracted to Bill Gates stunning manly physique.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

58 Greta is sexy gollum. So this chick is even sexier gollum.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)

59 You know who else messed around with Russian bridges?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (WpKxj)

60 > Dear Lord, she looks like Greta:

Nah, she doesn't.

1) She's actually cute.
2) She's not scowling.
3) She looks like she's actually been through puberty.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (Y6AXb)

61 It's Ten Days Until Pride Month!

Have YOU bought your votive candles yet?
Posted by: Ten Days Until Pride Month! at May 22, 2023 01:03 PM (2tUFv)
........

No but I got my Juneteeth decorations ready.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

62 This is why rich people shouldn't get married until they're old, if they REALLY want to be.

If you're not married, NO ONE CARES who you f*ck.


One of the topics that comes up on Brian Atlas type shows is that some non-trivial percentage of women don't care if their husband cheats if he's got enough money. It is an old European idea...the rich guy with a wife, a mistress, and the occasional side chick. Presumably this comes straight from the old aristocratic model.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (lc5cP)

63 If you're not married, NO ONE CARES who you f*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
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Unless it's kids. That's the one demographic that is still taboo (for now).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)

64 Well, thing is that this "appears" to be blackmailing. Proof of it? Not so much.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (pwExq)

65 Still, she’s no Caroline Ellison.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:10 PM (WpKxj)

Damn, Bulgar. I had thankfully forgotten that... gals(?) name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)



Yeah....looked.


🤮

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

66

...(!)...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (vwCZJ)

67 I'm pretty much convinced at this point that the whole "kidnapping kids and screwing with them" stuff is stray voltage intentionally floated out there to distract from whatever actual horrors were happening with this crew of monsters running the world. I mean shit like medical experimentation, human centipede kind of shit, torture rooms, mass graves...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (/EuRN)

68 16 “Epstein was a CIA/MI5/Mossad joint blackmail operation” used to be a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Ian S.
-------
I expect MI-6 (MI-5 is domestic intel in UK) through Ghislaine ran the op with both CIA and Mossad, maybe others like the Fbi getting the intel product. That way, there was plausible deniability in the domestic sphere and that would also explain the intel community forcing DA Acosta to reduce the charges and scope of investigation in Epstein's conviction due to his 'cooperation' in intel matters. Moving Epstein's operation to the Virgin Islands made it easier as well for foreign intel to run Epstein.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (wUSgb)

69 So... uhhhh... Gates is running Microsoft and overseeing billions and billions and is going to bridge tournaments. And zuckerberg is running Meta and obsessively training bjj.

Is that right?

Is that how one gets and stays super rich?

4hr billionaire life?

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (aO5QN)

70 One of the topics that comes up on Brian Atlas type shows is that some non-trivial percentage of women don't care if their husband cheats if he's got enough money. It is an old European idea...the rich guy with a wife, a mistress, and the occasional side chick. Presumably this comes straight from the old aristocratic model.

*cough*

Posted by: AIDS at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (eOEVl)

71 57 I'm guessing she was highly attracted to Bill Gates stunning manly physique.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

'Bill Gates is like a modern day Tom Selleck.'

Yep, I laughed irl when I typed that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

72 > But having a hot young thing come on to you - set up by someone else - is a big ego-boost.

It doesn't necessarily have to be set up by someone else. It's amazing what having 60 billion dollars will do for a man's sexual attractiveness.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (Y6AXb)

73 ---
Unless it's kids. That's the one demographic that is still taboo (for now).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)



Well, in a just society, or at least a moral one, that goes without saying.

I forgot where we were in time for a moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

74 But having a hot young thing come on to you - set up by someone else - is a big ego-boost. Getting illicit sex as a bonus on world-domination schemes is better than paying for it. Admission to the club of the true elites is its own reward - the means to get there is a transaction. Getting access to whatever you perverse preferences demand as a part of power-class membership is a part of it, too.

It isn't primarily about sex, I don't think. If it was, they would just pay for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!
_____

Regardless of their politics, most billionaires are reasonably intelligent.

You would think they know they are just being conned and they're just a sugar daddy mark.

What a coincidence, I take care of this girl half my age and eventually (hopefully) she'll sleep with me.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (60dEi)

75 Czech mate

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (us2H3)

76 A billionaire could also just marry a super model who speaks five languages and be very happy. And be elected President twice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (lz5hY)

77 So I’m just supposed to believe that professional bridge players are a real thing?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (1huWu)

78 Good luck to Senator Tim Scott in entering the Republican Presidential Primary Race. It is rapidly loading up with lots of people, and Tim is a big step up from Ron DeSanctimonious, who is totally unelectable. I got Opportunity Zones done with Tim, a big deal that has been highly successful. Good luck Tim! Now go get your shine box. - DJT

I may have added that last sentence.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (to8pj)

79 54 Another example of a super-rich dude hooking up with an odd-looking chick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (WpKxj)

80 You would think they know they are just being conned and they're just a sugar daddy mark.

What a coincidence, I take care of this girl half my age and eventually (hopefully) she'll sleep with me.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (60dEi)
++++
Sex and power are the most powerful drugs ever discovered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (DU+/6)

81 The "girl" in question looks a lot like Greta, does she not?

***waves "hi" to the Horde***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (CCSxw)

82 I wonder if Bill Gates checked with his old girlfriend before he got permission to go have a side piece.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (wb1YC)

83
Interesting, sleaze isn't confined to a particular economic strata, it's non discriminatory.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (KATBx)

84 Has they a banana in their pocketses or are they just happy to see Smeagol?!?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (ppBhU)

85 "The Microsoft co-founder met the woman around 2010, when she was in her 20s. Epstein met her in 2013 and later paid for her to attend software coding school. In 2017, Epstein emailed Gates and asked to be reimbursed for the cost of the course, according to the people familiar with the matter."

Get the fuck out of here. What could a software coding course possibly cost such that Epstein -- a very very rich guy -- would bother asking Gates to reimburse him?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

86 Presumably this comes straight from the old aristocratic model.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (lc5cP)

Well, if your marriage is a business arrangement and has nothing to do with romance, and there's no reason to legally care about any bastards your husband might sire, then hey, who gives a crap. Let him fuck the livestock if he wants.

But the woman couldn't whore around though, because then the husband would have been on the hook for any bastard whelps she popped out on him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (/EuRN)

87 This whole story is weird. It is supposed to make Epstein look bad - confirmed blackmailer and all - but it makes Gates look bad.

This bit about getting Gates to pay for this chick's computer training is just...weird. Was it like a zillion dollars or something? Such an odd bankshot, the computer training.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (pwExq)

88 No doubt this is pro Gates propaganda.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (17s+e)

89 Presumably this comes straight from the old aristocratic model.

*cough*
Posted by: AIDS at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (eOEVl)

The old Roman model. Love between upper crust Romans was remarkable (see Pompey and Julia, and there are a couple other examples.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)

90 It doesn't necessarily have to be set up by someone else. It's amazing what having 60 billion dollars will do for a man's sexual attractiveness.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
_____

Have you heard the joke about what's the difference between a "dirty old man" and a "distinguished gentleman"?

About $10 million.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (60dEi)

91 > You would think they know they are just being conned and they're just a sugar daddy mark.

Or maybe they just don't give a shit.

I remember an interview with Anna Nicole Smith and her billionaire sugar daddy. It was made quite clear that both of them were fully aware of the fundamental nature of their relationship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (Y6AXb)

92 Sorry Bill... There's not enough money in the World... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

93
I too love a ponytail and hereby without fanfare present the pro pigtail argument, from the 1996 movie Swingers:

tinyurl.com/264wjbcn

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (d7CPN)

94 "Software" coding course. Yea sure. More like HARDware coding course. It's obvious what this woman was.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

95 No wonder the FBI had to burn his file storage room on his island.

Too many democrats to cover for ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (Vhzin)

96 I remember when Eliot Spitzer got caught doing the bareback backside nasty with a psycho prostitute. His wife, Silda Wall, was older that the whore but light years ahead in looks, class, and everything valuable. He threw it all away for some rumper room.

What. An. Idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (eOEVl)

97 Greta is sexy gollum. So this chick is even sexier gollum.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)

How perverted would you have to be to be sexually attracted to Greta?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (eGTCV)

98 I mean shit like medical experimentation, human centipede kind of shit, torture rooms, mass graves...

Back in the 60s the CIA tried some serious mind control stuff on unwilling participants - drugging them with LSD, trying various methods of psychological breakdown, etc*. But...fortunately for us all it didn't seem to have worked.

I would suspect that what the CIA works on today though is far, far worse considering the moral status of Soviet America.

*One such victim was...Ted Kaczynski - not kidding. Ted has said it was irritating but didn't effect his political views or willingness to advance them with violence though.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (lc5cP)

99 This whole story is obvious bullshit. Who was Epstein going to reveal the affair to? Melinda Gates? She knew Bill was fucking other women. Bill had an agreement with Melinda that Bill was allowed to spend a weekend a year with one of Bill's old girlfriends. In interviews, Melinda said she kicked Bill to the curb over his relationship with Epstein. She was visibly angry about this. In contrast, when she talked about Bill always having "paramours," she didn't even blink.

Everyone who's still alive insists that they didn't know about Epstein's crimes, including Gates.

This is also clear bullshit. Bill Gates and Epstein hung out together AFTER EPSTEIN WAS CONVICTED. There's no way Bill didn't know.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (eyxn4)

100 This whole story is weird. It is supposed to make Epstein look bad - confirmed blackmailer and all - but it makes Gates look bad.

___

I agree, if its pro-Gates, I'm not seeing it. Makes him look predatory and pathetic.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (60dEi)

101 Mila Antanova is a solid 6.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (XMwZJ)

102 Gates whacked Epstein. Huh.

I guess the blackmail ran its course and it was time to end it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (XGZoL)

103 Speaking of billionaires, what the heck was Z-dog doing at the G-7?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

104 75 Czech mate
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:14 PM (us2H3)

Um, sure:

https://tinyurl.com/mrhns2wj

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

105 Unless it's kids. That's the one demographic that is still taboo (for now).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)

Well, in a just society, or at least a moral one, that goes without saying.

I forgot where we were in time for a moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
---
The fact Jeffrey Epstein was peddling underage sex is what made him so powerful. It's the sole "forbidden fruit" of the modern age. No one gives a shit about what goes on between consenting adults (18+ years old).

Epstein's angle was to gain leverage through the perverse depravities of the ultra-elite who believed they are accountable to no one, but still want to hide what they like to do to those who cannot legally consent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (YIVH2)

106 101 Mila Antanova is a solid 6.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (XMwZJ)

======

Waffle House?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

107 This Russian chick literally LEARNED TO CODE

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (OalnH)

108 OT: Looking to buy my daughter a laptop for her birthday. Windows OS w/16 MB RAM. So confused.....anyone use one that they really like?

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

109 I agree, if its pro-Gates, I'm not seeing it. Makes him look predatory and pathetic.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (60dEi)
++++
But not like a kiddie-diddler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (DU+/6)

110 You do know the best thing about fucking twenty-nine year olds?

Posted by: Billy Gates at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (17s+e)

111 She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

Kinda what Greta could aspire to if she did a little personal grooming and lost the scowl.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (CU1/u)

112 109 I agree, if its pro-Gates, I'm not seeing it. Makes him look predatory and pathetic.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (60dEi)
++++
But not like a kiddie-diddler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (DU+/6)

=========

The Devil's Advocate springs to mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

113 Gates reference:

Elon Musk @elonmusk · Apr 22, 2022
in case u need to lose a boner fast
https://tinyurl.com/yckjmxps

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)

114 103 Speaking of billionaires, what the heck was Z-dog doing at the G-7?
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

Pimping for more money

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (bs+z0)

115 96 I remember when Eliot Spitzer got caught doing the bareback backside nasty with a psycho prostitute. His wife, Silda Wall, was older that the whore but light years ahead in looks, class, and everything valuable. He threw it all away for some rumper room.

What. An. Idiot.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:15 PM (eOEVl)
_______________

Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

116
I agree, if its pro-Gates, I'm not seeing it. Makes him look predatory and pathetic.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (60dEi)

__

Better to be known as predatory and pathetic than a pedo.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (OalnH)

117 Gates reference:

Elon Musk @elonmusk · Apr 22, 2022
in case u need to lose a boner fast
https://tinyurl.com/yckjmxps
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (DU+/6)

118 I'd let Mila Antanova trump my spade!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (lc5cP)

119 103 Speaking of billionaires, what the heck was Z-dog doing at the G-7?
Posted by: wth
-------------
Extorting money and support for Ukraine and himself.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (wUSgb)

120 118 I'd let Mila Antanova trump my spade!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (lc5cP)

======

*fairly certain this is a gardening joke*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

121 Seriously, you can't just chuck out a single decimal digit and expect us to know what you mean without a restaurant chain for scale.

Come on. We're trying to have a serious discussion here, people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (/EuRN)

122 Maybe he likes when she dresses up as Greta and wears pigtails. .

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (581hx)

123 Get the fuck out of here. What could a software coding course possibly cost such that Epstein -- a very very rich guy -- would bother asking Gates to reimburse him?
Posted by: Elric Blade


Blackmail. He looks like he was layering the blackmail cake and Billy-boy was trying to avoid it.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (jzzG8)

124 > No one gives a shit about what goes on between consenting adults (18+ years old).

Except (sometimes) their husbands or wives. There's still some blackmail potential there (and indeed Gates's wife divorced the hell out of him after the Epstein connection became known, whether due to this bridge player alone, or other incidents, we don't know).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (Y6AXb)

125 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .

Yeah...he dumped an attractive wife for his best friend's wife who has a nice rack but a man face. So much wrong in all of that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)

126 Um, sure:

https://tinyurl.com/mrhns2wj
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)
........

Stretchy.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

127 Epstein didn't get "epsteined" by anyone ... the pedo is still alive somewhere.

Posted by: Haywood at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (yYGLm)

128 Epstein seems more Master of Ceremonies than anything else.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (aO5QN)

129 Microsoft in the 90s went from zero lobbyists to more than anyone else in a year, IIRC. Some day the story of that will be told.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (44ww/)

130 125 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .

Yeah...he dumped an attractive wife for his best friend's wife who has a nice rack but a man face. So much wrong in all of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)

========

Man-face probably lets him bang pornstars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

131 Blackmail. He looks like he was layering the blackmail cake and Billy-boy was trying to avoid it.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (jzzG
++++
Right. This was my read.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (DU+/6)

132 *fairly certain this is a gardening joke*

Or! I may not fully understand the rules of Bridge

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP)

133 Posted by: Billy Gates at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (17s+e)

It wasnt 19 of them

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (fNu7U)

134 Speaking of billionaires, what the heck was Z-dog doing at the G-7?

I just wonder what the next stop on Z's World Tour will be.

He doesn't seem anxious to return to Ukraine.

I don't think he's been to South America yet...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (2tUFv)

135 >>I'd let Mila Antanova trump my spade!
Posted by: 18-1

I'd let her play with my One-eyed Jack.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (to8pj)

136 How perverted would you have to be to be sexually attracted to Greta?
Posted by: That Northern skulker
____________________________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (vwCZJ)

137 His wife, Silda Wall, was older that the whore but light years ahead in looks, class, and everything valuable.

She could not have been that classy, if she married him. Eliot Spitzer was human garbage. He was the kind of lawyer who gives the other 5 percent a bad name.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:20 PM (ppBhU)

138 Yeah, ponytails on chicks rock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (WpKxj)

139 Pimping for more money
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (bs+z0)

Extorting money and support for Ukraine and himself.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:18 PM (wUSgb)
.........

That's what I figured. What a leach.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

140
If you line em up right, you don't have to choose...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Someone watched Quigley down under recently?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (y6ftY)

141 > He threw it all away for some rumper room.

The old saying is that no matter how hot a woman is, there's a guy out there who's tired of fucking her.

Remember that Jeri Ryan divorced her husband because he wanted to explore some strange, and that was when she was in her prime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (Y6AXb)

142 With Gates, this is essentially trying the strategy of admitting doing an immoral thing with Antonova to obscure what Gates was really doing being a pal of Epstein.

The PR model is designed to distract from the greater evil by admitting a lesser evil.

Our intel community uses it a lot.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (wUSgb)

143 Would anyone be surprised if he was having sex with underage girls?. Melinda Gates must have wanted a divorce for some reason-either adultery with an adult or pedophilia.
As some of his projects he either did-or planned to put birthcontrol in the water supply or countries (without their knowledge) that had too many black and brown babies, so I qualify that as racism and eugenics . He supposedly wants to develop technology to block out the sun, so I think he has a number or major mental dysfunctions. Besides, I get that it's one of the perks of being a billionaire that you can date much younger and good looking women, but a flabby, plain68 year old man dating a pretty woman young enough to be his daughter just looks ridiculous-and yes, I would look ridiculous for a woman in her sixties to date a guy in his twenties-take Madonna, for instance and she at least is apparently toned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (Keyt1)

144 Man-face probably lets him bang pornstars.

I gotta say, if you gave me a wife that cheered me on to bang pornstars I'd still say no. Not only because its cheating but how does the old saw go...when you have sex with someone you are also having sex with everyone they have in the last 5 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (lc5cP)

145 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)


Bezos new piece is like a Mexican weather girl. But his ex-wife is not bad looking, either. She's single, too. And a billionaire....

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (pwExq)

146 Epstein didn't get "epsteined" by anyone ... the pedo is still alive somewhere.
Posted by: Haywood at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (yYGLm)


Rosebud.

Posted by: William Randolph Gates at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

147 125 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .

Yeah...he dumped an attractive wife for his best friend's wife who has a nice rack but a man face. So much wrong in all of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)
_____________

Yup, and his new girl has very very very high miles and looks it. Probably a TMU. Just makes no sense.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

148 Yeah, ponytails on chicks rock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 2

With a baseball cap.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (eGTCV)

149 129 Microsoft in the 90s went from zero lobbyists to more than anyone else in a year, IIRC. Some day the story of that will be told.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (44ww/)

___

To be fair that only started when Clinton decided to go after MSFT in the 90s. Had the govt left it alone, they wouldn't have needed those lobbyists.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (OalnH)

150 144 Man-face probably lets him bang pornstars.

I gotta say, if you gave me a wife that cheered me on to bang pornstars I'd still say no. Not only because its cheating but how does the old saw go...when you have sex with someone you are also having sex with everyone they have in the last 5 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (lc5cP)

========

"This is why you are little people and not the elite."
-Jeff Bezos, who makes penis rockets

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

151 Remember that Jeri Ryan divorced her husband because he wanted to explore some strange, and that was when she was in her prime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Meh, divorce proceedings basically involve ritualized lying about the other spouse in order to leverage as much money as possible.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:22 PM (wUSgb)

152 The PR model is designed to distract from the greater evil by admitting a lesser evil.

Our intel community uses it a lot.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (wUSgb)


This seems possible.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:22 PM (pwExq)

153 This is the PR Bill Gates pays millions for.

This is about deflecting from his penchant for young girls or boys.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 01:23 PM (DcKNO)

154 145 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)


Bezos new piece is like a Mexican weather girl. But his ex-wife is not bad looking, either. She's single, too. And a billionaire....
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (pwExq)
____________

Maybe like a Mexican weather girl a few decades after she's fired from her job for doing too much drugs and dabbling in prostitution.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

155
I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/4pswd22e
Posted by: Archimedes



I am always impressed with the public service impulses of Teh Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 01:23 PM (n+4am)

156 Remember that Jeri Ryan divorced her husband because he wanted to explore some strange, and that was when she was in her prime.

For anyone that picked it, "Senator getting a messy divorce from his movie Star Wife" as the proximate fall of the Republic collect your winnings.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP)

157 148 Yeah, with ponytail coming the hole in the back of it.

Too bad I don’t have a bunk at work…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (WpKxj)

158 For someone like Bezos, I don't think losing 1/2 his money is even a big deal. You have $100B and then you have $50B (or whatever the amounts were). You go from more money you can spend in 100 lifetimes to more money you can spend in 50 lifetimes. Functionally speaking there's no difference.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (OalnH)

159 Looking at this Mila Antonova chick, she is either:
1. Underage, or barely of age, and right in Gates creepy wheelhouse, or
2. A godless commie Russian honeytrap for kompromat purposes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

160 147 125 Jeff Bezos has entered the chat . . . .

Yeah...he dumped an attractive wife for his best friend's wife who has a nice rack but a man face. So much wrong in all of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)
_____________

Yup, and his new girl has very very very high miles and looks it. Probably a TMU. Just makes no sense.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Supposedly Bezos had been cheating with prostitutes for years. Ms. Bezos is probably the one that called it quits because the aristocratic rule is not to be flagrant in cheating but keep it discreet.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (wUSgb)

161 Who else did Epstein blackmail?

That's what I'd like to know.

Who and for what purpose?

Of course, they should go to jail if they were blackmailed for messing with kids.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (DcKNO)

162 I saw Penis Rockets open for Pussy Riot at The Chicken Balloon Saloon before they got famous.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

163 No photos?

During Pedo Genocide Vengeance Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (+3wvS)

164 This bikini blonde on the beach has never slept with Bill Gates, nor has she met Epstein:
https://is.gd/3cYsCL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

165 She is also apparently a dead ringer for Gates' daughter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2023 01:04 PM (2tUFv)

I'll bet I can find a total smokeshow with the same name....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (ZCCyW)

166 164 This bikini blonde on the beach has never slept with Bill Gates, nor has she met Epstein:
https://is.gd/3cYsCL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

========

She did hang out with Maxwell that one time, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

167 Of course, they should go to jail if they were blackmailed for messing with kids.

Prince Andrew admited, publicly, to molesting an underage girl and...how does the saying go "Guilty as sin, free as a bird"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (lc5cP)

168 > Melinda Gates must have wanted a divorce for some reason-either adultery with an adult or pedophilia.

Maybe. The divorce is also conveniently timed with the Gates kids becoming old enough to leave the house.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (eyxn4)

169 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (ifUkZ)

170 how can you not love Koepka ?

goofer that looks like middle linebacker

a lifter that can putt

really wants to be a baseball player

had his knee totally rebuit

dates whores

shoots the finger at the PGA

and if that aint enuff, his great uncle is Dick Groat

DICK GROAT, dammit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

171 Bill Gates with a woman? I shant believe it. I shant.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Prostate at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (4I/2K)

172 Looking at this Mila Antonova chick, she is either:
1. Underage, or barely of age, and right in Gates creepy wheelhouse, or
2. A godless commie Russian honeytrap for kompromat purposes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (ufFY
++++
Ummmm, those are not mutually exclusive. "Power of and" is very much in play...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (DU+/6)

173 > Yeah...he dumped an attractive wife for his best friend's wife who has a nice rack but a man face. So much wrong in all of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)

Eh... she looks fine for a woman of her age. Definitely a one from my perspective.

At least it's some indication that Bezos isn't a pedo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (Y6AXb)

174 BTW, the latest kerfuffle in the Ukraine War is that a small group of Ukrainian soldiers with some armored vehicles apparently attacked a village inside Russia near Belgorod.

The Ukr-stans are very excited.

russia must trade Belgorod for peace

https://tinyurl.com/yp87edmb

Trying to distract from the loss of Bakhmut, no doubt.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (2tUFv)

175 Affair With Russian Bridge Player

********

Possibly the best thing about this story?

No Trump

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (kXYt5)

176 155
I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

She's semi- sort of-pretty, but at first I thought I was looking at pictures of Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/4pswd22e
Posted by: Archimedes
_____________

OH NOW I SEE IT. That girl is in her 20s??? Highly doubt it. What was really going on here is the girl was underage or at least barely legal when Gates first got involved with her. Hence the Epstein connection.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

177 The Moist Spring is turning into a Juicy Summer.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (uhhvy)

178 An apparently AI-generated hoax of an explosion at the Pentagon went viral online — and markets briefly dipped

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:27 PM (to8pj)

179 1. Underage, or barely of age, and right in Gates creepy wheelhouse, or

This. My guess is he stopped being discreet and Melinda said “enough, I am not going down with this ship”.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

180 For anyone that picked it, "Senator getting a messy divorce from his movie Star Wife" as the proximate fall of the Republic collect your winnings.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP)


Don't cry for me Argentina....

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (pwExq)

181 178 An apparently AI-generated hoax of an explosion at the Pentagon went viral online — and markets briefly dipped
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:27 PM (to8pj)

"Awwww, shit, that didn't actually happen??? SELL SELL SELL!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (/EuRN)

182 108 OT: Looking to buy my daughter a laptop for her birthday. Windows OS w/16 MB RAM. So confused.....anyone use one that they really like?

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (oiNtH)


Pixie mentioned one from Walmart a week or so ago. I think it was $279 online and had decent specs.

Posted by: a.moron at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (tu3iY)

183 Possibly the worst thing about this story?

No Trump
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (kXYt5)

fify

Posted by: MSM at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (us2H3)

184 Saw and ad with Paige Spiranac in it over the weekend. She was dancing around after making a putt.

Don’t remember the product they were advertising…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (WpKxj)

185 169 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (ifUkZ)

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9s6IN7REM&t=4s

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (OalnH)

186 I think Koepka threatened to murk Mickelson, right?

Because of Phil's loansharking?

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (L0EBd)

187 Miss Antonova isn't fugly, but she's not drop-dead gorgeous.

She gives off faint Thunberg vibes to me...

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

188 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

But would she if Gates offered enough money?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (Keyt1)

189 Melinda Gates must have wanted a divorce for some reason-either adultery with an adult or pedophilia.

She gets half his very ample shit and has to put up with none of his personal shit any longer. With those kinds of incentives, you don't really need much cause absent love.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (ppBhU)

190 >>Gates is getting a lot of heat over his association with the pedophile who did not kill himself.

One of the most hysterical things about the released photo of Epstein's cell, was the sheer number of blankets that were in his cell.

Because if we've learned anything from prison movies is how conscientious and concerned the screws are with a prisoners personal level of comfort.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (up/3i)

191 Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:24 PM (OalnH)

The megarich never have enough. It will hurt.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (9XM3s)

192 186 I think Koepka threatened to murk Mickelson, right?

Because of Phil's loansharking?
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (L0EBd)

another reason to love the guy

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (us2H3)

193 110 You do know the best thing about fucking twenty-nine year olds?

Posted by: Billy Gates at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (17s+e)


There's twenty of them !

Posted by: Jeff "Juan" Epstein at May 22, 2023 01:29 PM (tu3iY)

194 175 Affair With Russian Bridge Player

********

Possibly the best thing about this story?

No Trump
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:26 PM (kXYt5)

ISWYDT

...double

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (CCSxw)

195 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.
Posted by: Puddinhead

********

Two words:

1. Micro
2. Soft

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (kXYt5)

196 Remember that Jeri Ryan divorced her husband because he wanted to explore some strange, and that was when she was in her prime.

For anyone that picked it, "Senator getting a messy divorce from his movie Star Wife" as the proximate fall of the Republic collect your winnings.
Posted by: 18-1

I thought he wanted to pass her around like a cheap pack of smokes to impress his friends at a swingers club... men cannot go solo to those.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (7id7b)

197
Elon Musk and Bill Gates could be a dream ticket:

ELON-GATES '24, and there's so much more!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (x0n13)

198 Yikes.. That video of Biden returning from Japan is frightening .He looks like a zombie with his mouth open and his shuffling walk...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)

199 Prince Andrew admited, publicly, to molesting an underage girl and...how does the saying go "Guilty as sin, free as a bird"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023

When did he admit it?

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 For someone like Bezos, I don't think losing 1/2 his money is even a big deal. You have $100B and then you have $50B (or whatever the amounts were). You go from more money you can spend in 100 lifetimes to more money you can spend in 50 lifetimes. Functionally speaking there's no difference.

Spending the money isn't the point. That's impossible. It's about being the biggest swinging...wallet.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (eOEVl)

201 No but I got my Juneteeth decorations ready.
Posted by: wth

I find it hilarious that the Federal government made my birthday a national holiday.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Wy1BU)

202 Saw and ad with Paige Spiranac in it over the weekend. She was dancing around after making a putt.

Don’t remember the product they were advertising…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (WpKxj)
.........

Milk?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

203 Musk is too oily to enter politics

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (us2H3)

204 >>>Mila Antanova is a solid 6.

She's a Chucky Cheese 14. Because she looks like she's 14.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Q1g/O)

205 Elon Musk and Bill Gates could be a dream ticket:

ELON-GATES '24, and there's so much more!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:30 PM (x0n13)
++++
Musk once tweeted that if he ever had a really big controversy, he wanted the press to call it "Elongate."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

206 Don’t remember the product they were advertising…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:28 PM (WpKxj)

LOL, Because it's irrelevant, Paige has found it's more profitaable to do Instagram shots and she is a very attractive woman. It just looks ridiculous to have a picture of her in a tub covered by golf balls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Keyt1)

207 See! Epstein didn't involve himself with underage girls. He was just helping 20 somethings to start careers by introducing the, to influential people. You people are all conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (to8pj)

208
I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.
Posted by: Puddinhead


Then again, the gift of a Mercedes-Maybach S 580 probably qualifies as an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (n+4am)

209
Aww, c'mon, Billy! If you have a thing for Greta Thunberg, just go to Sweden and sweep her off her feet already.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

210 > Melinda Gates must have wanted a divorce for some reason-either adultery with an adult or pedophilia.
___________

Sponge mentioned up top that the association Gates had with Epstein was one reason.

I suspect his megalomania had something to do with it as well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

211 204 >>>Mila Antanova is a solid 6.

She's a Chucky Cheese 14. Because she looks like she's 14.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Q1g/O)

========

*vomits in mouth a little bit*
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

212
She looks like Heidi.

Heidi the salami . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (x0n13)

213 > Prince Andrew admited, publicly, to molesting an underage girl

Not in the UK. The age of consent there is 16. The age of consent in New York is 17.

By her own account, Giuffre was 17 when she had sex with Andrew in London and New York.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (Y6AXb)

214 For anyone that picked it, "Senator getting a messy divorce from his movie Star Wife" as the proximate fall of the Republic collect your winnings.

That's an important event in the timeline, but the real start of the fall was "George HW Bush reaches an agreement with the Democrats to raise taxes". Because everything that's gone wrong since has some kind of Clinton connection.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)

215 I thought he wanted to pass her around like a cheap pack of smokes to impress his friends at a swingers club... men cannot go solo to those.

I thought the claim was he wanted her to have sex with him in front of the other members of club and "pressured" her to do so.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (lc5cP)

216 It just looks ridiculous to have a picture of her in a tub covered by golf balls.

If she's going to be photgraphed covered by balls, it could be a lot worse.

Posted by: OnlyFans at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (ppBhU)

217
Our intel community uses it a lot.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (wUSgb)

This is pure paranoia.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (SjhNN)

218 161 Who else did Epstein blackmail?

That's what I'd like to know.

Who and for what purpose?

Of course, they should go to jail if they were blackmailed for messing with kids.
Posted by: Seems Legit.
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My guess is a lot of business executives/owners, financiers, and politicians. Most of them already have done the screwing the hired help, hiring escorts, done drugs, and so on. So, a decadent is always reaching for that initial hit again of endorphins and going after kids would be that for them. Kind of like how the elites were all doing drugs or gambling as an edgy exercise because while it was illegal, only poor people got punished with jail for it.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (wUSgb)

219 212
She looks like Heidi.

Heidi the salami . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:32 PM (x0n13)

JJ doing his Andrew Dice Clay impersonations.

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (CCSxw)

220
Then again, the gift of a Mercedes-Maybach S 580 probably qualifies as an aphrodisiac.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May

I don’t think I could. $20 or $20m, you are still a ho.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

221
At best she's a good looking version of Greta. And that is not saying much.

Meh. Three shots of Aquavit and a Carlsberg, and I'd hit it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (x0n13)

222 Still, she’s no Caroline Ellison.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


DAMM YOU! I did not remember the name and did an image search.

Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (7qvpm)

223 Mush can't be POTUS. And being anything else, a senator, congresscritter, etc would bore him.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (OalnH)

224 If Gates wants Greta, he’s gonna have to arm-wrestle David Hogg for her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (WpKxj)

225 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.

He can rent all of the Paolo's men and she can pick and choose.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)

226 @210

>>I suspect his megalomania had something to do with it as well.

I would imagine being one of the richest people on the planet could get kind of weird if you're head is not properly screwed down.


You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

227 226 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Invade Poland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

228 Modified limit hangout by Gates. Admit to the stuff no one cares about hoping that will end the story.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (3vCGB)

229 C. Aubrey >>>>>>> C. Boyden

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (us2H3)

230 I think getting mega-wealth at a really young age, whether earned or inherited, has a tendency to really fuck with a kid's head, and leave him open to these kinds of schemes. Women are throwing themselves at you, solely because of your $$$$$.

But, in your mind, you're thinking "Steve McQueen got chicks because he was rich, too" and "Donald Trump got chicks because he was rich, and he's not handsome." And so on.

So you start imaging redeeming qualities you don't really have... You're obviously smart with your billion dollars, but hot young chicks don't really care about that, and that one doesn't count. So it must be that you're handsomer than a mirror might suggest, or you have a certain je ne sais quois that hot young chicks can't name, or resist.

Young super rich guys who aren't movie stars or playboys need someone on staff to remind them that they're boring, creepy little goblins who love nobody, and who nobody loves. It'll work out better for them if they just hang out in richly appointed office suites devising new and intriguing schemes, instead of trying awkwardly to mix with the humans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

231
Beautiful young women date men with very large bank accounts. That bulge in his pants is his wallet.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (+oR7L)

232 If Gates wants Greta, he’s gonna have to arm-wrestle David Hogg for her.

Hogg arm-wrestling anyone would be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

233 OT: Looking to buy my daughter a laptop for her birthday. Windows OS w/16 MB RAM. So confused.....anyone use one that they really like?

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

Just got another Dell laptop for travel. I am very pleased. And I bought it at Costco, which doubles the warranty and has a "Concierge Service" that actually does what it says.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (ZCCyW)

234 At least it's some indication that Bezos isn't a pedo. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Or they BOTH are...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (qNMka)

235 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

Does it involve hookers and blow,(?) because those two items come up fairly frequently in male fantasies here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (Keyt1)

236 Since we didn't hear of the blackmail before it must have worked.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (roDmJ)

237 Reminder - xbox is a Microsoft product.

No need to involve Epstein for a game pitch.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (oyPF1)

238 Hi, Fen.

Yeah, I thought that golf-ball picture was dumb, too. Mostly because the golf balls covered too much up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (WpKxj)

239 Pixie mentioned one from Walmart a week or so ago. I think it was $279 online and had decent specs.
Posted by: a.moron

Thank you - I've been looking online at Walmart. I guess I could use a best guess and then she could return it if she didn't like it for one she likes better.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

240 233 Just got another Dell laptop for travel. I am very pleased. And I bought it at Costco, which doubles the warranty and has a "Concierge Service" that actually does what it says.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (ZCCyW)

========

Did it come with a free hot dog and soft drink?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

241 Not in the UK. The age of consent there is 16. The age of consent in New York is 17.


The things you learn...

There is one caveat with the British law apparently - its still not allowed if you are paying for the sex. Yes, I know Andrew didn't give Epstein a check with a note of "For Sex with Guiffre", but...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (lc5cP)

242 I find it hilarious that the Federal government made my birthday a national holiday.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Wy1BU)

I would have voted for that

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (LBrhR)

243 Kind of like how the elites were all doing drugs or gambling as an edgy exercise because while it was illegal, only poor people got punished with jail for it.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:33 PM (wUSgb)

Smedley Butler was put in charge of Prohibition in Philly and promptly started arresting the upper crust aling with the rabble and everyone was like whoah whoah whoah Smed! NOT LIKE THAT!

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (L0EBd)

244 Has Zuck ever been implicated with any of this stuff? Then again, cyborgs tend to not have sex scandals too often.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (OalnH)

245 Just got another Dell laptop for travel. I am very pleased. And I bought it at Costco, which doubles the warranty and has a "Concierge Service" that actually does what it says.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Great - nice to know, thank you.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

246 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

The last paragraph was darkly funny; Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (Keyt1)

247 169 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.
Posted by: Puddinhead
----------------
I don't think the elites doing this particularly care about the individual they are having sex with. They care about the rush they get by exercising power over others. I think they would get off on killing people if they could get away with it.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (wUSgb)

248 it's heidi salami

Posted by: jackie Mason at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (us2H3)

249 So, could it be possible that Bill Gates caused Jeffrey Epstein to not commit suicide? If so, could it be that Bill Gates could cause any of us to not commit suicide in pursuit of his potential plans to Rule over Earth with his cabal of fellow Satanic Kleptocrats?

Posted by: Ancient Aliens Narrator at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (dPX1F)

250 247 I don't think the elites doing this particularly care about the individual they are having sex with. They care about the rush they get by exercising power over others. I think they would get off on killing people if they could get away with it.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (wUSgb)

========

If?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

251 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Buy the state of Delaware and put a picture of Hunter Biden snorting coke in his underwear on every corner?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (lc5cP)

252 Just got another Dell laptop for travel. I am very pleased. And I bought it at Costco, which doubles the warranty and has a "Concierge Service" that actually does what it says.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (ZCCyW)

Was it the 549 (on sale) one? Just got that for wifey

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (LBrhR)

253 224 If Gates wants Greta, he’s gonna have to arm-wrestle David Hogg for her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May

Hogg Boy's arms could be rented out as pipe cleaners; how about Gates?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

254 @235

>>Does it involve hookers and blow,(?) because those two items come up fairly frequently in male fantasies here.


I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

255 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (WpKxj)

LOL. I'm sure you can find any number of pictures of her online with more cleavage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (Keyt1)

256 Thank you - I've been looking online at Walmart. I guess I could use a best guess and then she could return it if she didn't like it for one she likes better.
Posted by: Cheri

--

I just saw a 1080p windows laptop on slickdeals at walmart for IIRC $279. I'll try to go look it up.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (pQ2gM)

257 Beautiful young women date men with very large bank accounts. That bulge in his pants is his wallet.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 22, 2023 01:35 PM (+oR7L)

"I'm 6'5" standing on my wallet!"

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (L0EBd)

258 Young super rich guys who aren't movie stars or playboys need someone on staff to remind them that they're boring, creepy little goblins who love nobody, and who nobody loves. It'll work out better for them if they just hang out in richly appointed office suites devising new and intriguing schemes, instead of trying awkwardly to mix with the humans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Oh, him? That's Tony. He's my reality checker. He keeps me grounded. If I'm going insane, he draws me back down to earth."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

259 Reminder - xbox is a Microsoft product.

Which is why MS is now buying all of the 3rd party game publishers. They got their ass handed to them by Sony and Nintendo and they're *still* getting their ass handed to them. So they're going back to Gates' playbook: if you can't make something people want, become a monopoly.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)

260 I don't think the elites doing this particularly care about the individual they are having sex with. They care about the rush they get by exercising power over others. I think they would get off on killing people if they could get away with it.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (wUSgb)

"...if they could get away with it."

As if something like that could ever happen. Especially to a guy who may have had all of the worst dirt on them.

I guess we can only imagine a scenario such as that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

261 If Gates wants Greta, he’s gonna have to arm-wrestle David Hogg for her.

Wow, a duel of the bicep titans.

Young super rich guys who aren't movie stars or playboys need someone on staff to remind them that they're boring, creepy little goblins

For some reason, the use of the word "goblins" made me laugh.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (eOEVl)

262 > 169 I would imagine sex with Gates to be pretty lame if I were a girl.

Once again, you'd be surprised at how many women get wet at the thought of a fat bank account.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (Y6AXb)

263 The things you learn...

There is one caveat with the British law apparently - its still not allowed if you are paying for the sex.


Quite right. When one is rogering a lass in her middle teens, one does not want to cheapen the relationship with commercial impulses.

Posted by: The British at May 22, 2023 01:38 PM (ppBhU)

264 She does look like Greta's cuter older sister.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (TgBWG)

265 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

Destroy every known copy of Prometheus?

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (LBrhR)

266
There is one caveat with the British law apparently - its still not allowed if you are paying for the sex. Yes, I know Andrew didn't give Epstein a check with a note of "For Sex with Guiffre", but...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:36 PM (lc5cP)

But he has always denied it. Even when he settled, he did so without admitting wrong doing. And then he lost his mind when Guiffre admitted she may have “misremembered” her claim to have been abused by Dershowitz and wanted to relitigate based on her being opportunistic.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

267 Bella Abzug is “hot” enough to tempt Bill Gates.

Posted by: Don Draper at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (Zl/bO)

268 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

__

Yup. Me too. I don't know if would do nothing, but I wouldn't be out trying to conquer the world or revolutionize anything. Maybe fund some causes I'm interested in. But other than that, live the good life in obscurity.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (OalnH)

269 Young super rich guys who aren't movie stars or playboys need someone on staff to remind them that they're boring, creepy little goblins who love nobody, and who nobody loves. It'll work out better for them if they just hang out in richly appointed office suites devising new and intriguing schemes, instead of trying awkwardly to mix with the humans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Interesting coverage of the tech bros and their desires for sex parties and drugs. Revived coverage with that stabbing murder of a tech bro by another tech bro in San Francisco.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (wUSgb)

270 @265

>>Destroy every known copy of Prometheus?

Brown Bunny and Hollow Man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (up/3i)

271 It just looks ridiculous to have a picture of her in a tub covered by golf balls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:31 PM (Keyt1)

Wait, wut?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

272 I thought he wanted to pass her around like a cheap pack of smokes to impress his friends at a swingers club... men cannot go solo to those.

I thought the claim was he wanted her to have sex with him in front of the other members of club and "pressured" her to do so.

Posted by: 18-1


Not that I have personal experience, but the idea of going to a sex club to only boink your own spouse is ludicrously silly. It may be the official story/excuse, but not the intended result.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (7id7b)

273 268 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

__

Yup. Me too. I don't know if would do nothing, but I wouldn't be out trying to conquer the world or revolutionize anything. Maybe fund some causes I'm interested in. But other than that, live the good life in obscurity.
Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (OalnH)

So nobody is going for the two chicks at once option?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

274 Calling what Gates does “philanthropy” seems like a real bastardization of the term

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (wTJW8)

275 Found it

Gateway Ultra Slim Laptop: 14.1" 1080p, i5-1135G7,
16GB RAM, 512GB SSD
$279

https://tinyurl.com/2ry7paby

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (pQ2gM)

276 151 Remember that Jeri Ryan divorced her husband because he wanted to explore some strange, and that was when she was in her prime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Meh, divorce proceedings basically involve ritualized lying about the other spouse in order to leverage as much money as possible.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:22 PM (wUSgb)

IIRC, the Jeri Ryan thing is because he wanted HER to fuck other dudes.

What a fucking meathead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

277 Was it the 549 (on sale) one? Just got that for wifey

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (LBrhR)

Yup. Good screen, SSD drive, and a reasonably fast processor. And stupidly light.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (ZCCyW)

278 226 @210

>>I suspect his megalomania had something to do with it as well.

I would imagine being one of the richest people on the planet could get kind of weird if you're head is not properly screwed down.

You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)


Two chicks at the same time?

Posted by: a.moron at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (tu3iY)

279 But other than that, live the good life in obscurity.
Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (OalnH)

So nobody is going for the two chicks at once option?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

__

I believe the "good life" implied two chicks at once.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (OalnH)

280 I've been told I'm watching a movie, clones are hear, NESERA and GESERA are coming, Trump has the Judea Stone of Scotland, the tribunals continue, "Tiny" Ron DeSantis is 5'7

Patriots in Control

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (uhhvy)

281 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

Obligatory:

Two chicks at the same time man...

(it's like I don't even know you people any more)

Posted by: Lawrence at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (CCSxw)

282 aka, the David French model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (zZu0s)

283 Can someone explain this to me who has had this experience. The strongest drug I have ever had (aside from ones for clinical depression) is marijuana. What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes.

Please don't tell me about your experiences with prostitutes. I haven't had that either and don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (Keyt1)

284 Did it come with a free hot dog and soft drink?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

A big piece of pizza.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (XGZoL)

285 Pretty sure Gates already put up a formidable defense against any accusations of wrongdoing regarding Epstein when he said, "Well, he's dead, so..."

Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (Ny/Va)

286 Yup. Good screen, SSD drive, and a reasonably fast processor. And stupidly light.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (ZCCyW)

Excellent. She's very picky about the screen.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (LBrhR)

287 Chadwick Moore who I've seen on Gutfeld, The Five and Tucker has a biography out about Tucker. Hmmm.

Dishing dirt with Charlie Kirk as I type.

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (3byMq)

288 But he has always denied it. Even when he settled, he did so without admitting wrong doing. And then he lost his mind when Guiffre admitted she may have “misremembered” her claim to have been abused by Dershowitz and wanted to relitigate based on her being opportunistic.
Posted by: Piper
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King Charles apparently believes it and so did Queen Elizabeth. My guess is that Giuffre was the tip of the iceberg.

Andrew was the Queen's favorite but she still had to distance him from the crown and forced him to settle. Randy Andy is a pretty repulsive royal by all accounts. Charles is even trying to evict Andrew from his lodgings and force him to live in Frogmore Cottage where Meghan and Harry used to live.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (wUSgb)

289 I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (aD39U)

290 >>Destroy every known copy of Prometheus?

I've already tried something like that

didn't work

Posted by: Fritz Mandl at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (us2H3)

291 Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes.

That's meth.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

292 She looks like Heidi.
Heidi the salami . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


*********

Heidi ho!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (kXYt5)

293 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

Two chicks at the same time?
Posted by: a.moron at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (tu3iY)

Ahem. The style guide REQUIRES this reference to be made with some variation of Lawrence.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Etiquette Majordomo at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

294 IIRC, the Jeri Ryan thing is because he wanted HER to fuck other dudes.

Cuckery is epidemic amongst Our Betters.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (ZGrMX)

295 281 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

Obligatory:

Two chicks at the same time man...

(it's like I don't even know you people any more)
Posted by: Lawrence at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (CCSxw)

Couldn't tell if everyone was subverting expectations or actually did miss the reference.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

296 Please don't tell me about your experiences with prostitutes. I haven't had that either and don't want to know.
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Okay. My lips are sealed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 01:43 PM (ifUkZ)

297 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Posted by: Lawrence at May 22, 2023 01:43 PM (4I/2K)

298 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

For the record that was my assumption. Mainly out of projection.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:43 PM (LBrhR)

299 283 Can someone explain this to me who has had this experience. The strongest drug I have ever had (aside from ones for clinical depression) is marijuana. What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Fenelon, try to find a thread with SFGoth. He is pretty open about his experiences with different drugs.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:43 PM (wUSgb)

300 "Gateway Ultra Slim Laptop: 14.1" 1080p, i5-1135G7,
16GB RAM, 512GB SSD
$279"

G7 i5? They are up to G13.

The best way to buy a laptop is to decide how much you want to spend and buy the best thing you can that day. It will change tomorrow.

BHPhoto is a good place to shop, usually has fast free shipping, and if you use their CC, they will rebate the sales tax!

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (iayUP)

301 The question, I guess, and which the article doesn't make clear: Was Mila in her 20s in 2013, or is she in her 20s *now*? If the latter, then maybe Gates did have something Epstein could seriously blackmail him for. (She might have been 18 or 19 in 2013, 28 or 29 now.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

302
Not that I have personal experience, but the idea of going to a sex club to only boink your own spouse is ludicrously silly. It may be the official story/excuse, but not the intended result.


Actually, I disagree. I wouldn't want to have sex with my hot wife in front of an audience but...I'd *much* rather do that then pass her off to Paulo and friends.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)

303 267 Bella Abzug is “hot” enough to tempt Bill Gates.
Posted by: Don Draper at May 22, 2023 01:39 PM (Zl/bO)


"Feh!"

- - Helen Thomas scissoring Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (x0n13)

304 >>Couldn't tell if everyone was subverting expectations or actually did miss the reference.


I was just waiting for someone else to post it.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (osuka)

305 Okay, the article does say Mila was in her 20s in 2013.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

306 Meh, divorce proceedings basically involve ritualized lying about the other spouse in order to leverage as much money as possible.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:22 PM (wUSgb)

IIRC, the Jeri Ryan thing is because he wanted HER to fuck other dudes.

What a fucking meathead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

High T Alpha 5D chess like banging a 10/10 troon over a 1/10 real woman.

Posted by: CobraTate at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (uhhvy)

307
Affair With Russian Bridge Player

********

Possibly the best thing about this story?

No Trump
Posted by: Muldoon


Whose ox is Goren?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

308 Not that I have personal experience, but the idea of going to a sex club to only boink your own spouse is ludicrously silly. It may be the official story/excuse, but not the intended result.

If your spouse was Jeri Ryan in the 90s, I can understand wanting to show off a bit.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)

309 Charles is even trying to evict Andrew from his lodgings and force him to live in Frogmore Cottage where Meghan and Harry used to live.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (wUSgb)

__

I shall have but 15 bedrooms? Goodness, I will live like a pauper, dear boy.

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (OalnH)

310 98 I mean shit like medical experimentation, human centipede kind of shit, torture rooms, mass graves...

Back in the 60s the CIA tried some serious mind control stuff on unwilling participants - drugging them with LSD, trying various methods of psychological breakdown, etc*. But...fortunately for us all it didn't seem to have worked.

I would suspect that what the CIA works on today though is far, far worse considering the moral status of Soviet America.

*One such victim was...Ted Kaczynski - not kidding. Ted has said it was irritating but didn't effect his political views or willingness to advance them with violence though.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:16 PM (lc5cP)

MK-Ultra..
Another victim was Manson.

Posted by: Inogame at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (53oGX)

311 High T Alpha 5D chess like banging a 10/10 troon over a 1/10 real woman.

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

312 Watch yer cornhole, bud.

Posted by: Lawrence at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

313 >>Can someone explain this to me who has had this experience. The strongest drug I have ever had (aside from ones for clinical depression) is marijuana. What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes.


Cocaine is a Pass Key for Hot Young Snatch.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 01:46 PM (osuka)

314 Okay. My lips are sealed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 01:43 PM (ifUkZ)

Ours, too.

Posted by: The Go-gos at May 22, 2023 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

315 If I was the world's richest man, I'd buy a fuckton of land in the Texas Hill Country, and build a house on a hilltop with one road connecting it to the outside world.

There would be an indoor and outdoor range for ballistic entertainment.

Of course, I'd also start a brewery, a winery, and a distillery to stay hydrated.

One can dream...

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

316 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.

I have enough money to live a substantially more expensive lifestyle than I do, but why? I like things that are inexpensive: books, gardening, and cooking.
Yes, I am aware that these are all AOSHQ threads.

I also visit my kids and now my grandkids. Those are not AOSHQ threads, and they'd better not become so.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:46 PM (eOEVl)

317 "What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? "

It's a stimulant and it make you feel good. Until it wears off. Then you don't feel so good because you are not stimulated and broke.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (iayUP)

318 Charles is even trying to evict Andrew from his lodgings and force him to live in Frogmore Cottage where Meghan and Harry used to live.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (wUSgb)

I would be surprised if the British Monarchy survives another 50 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (ZCCyW)

319 Huh. My bing foo is not coming up with any result that details what year she was born. Strange.

Or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

320 "Feh!"

- - Helen Thomas scissoring Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:44 PM


That was not a nice thing to do, Sefton.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (5sOEG)

321 Coke is a stimulant. Most people love that energy. It's very fun, and encourages more abuse. It also has the advantage of being really short-acting, so it encourages that abuse *quickly.*

Very easy to become a habitual abuser within months or even weeks, if you have the wrong personality, which is like 90% of people. All the people who sell it successfully are in that other 10%.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (oINRc)

322 evict Andrew from his lodgings and force him to live in Frogmore Cottage where Meghan and Harry used to live.

********

Oh dear, I hope they've changed the linen in the interim.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (kXYt5)

323 283 Can someone explain this to me who has had this experience. The strongest drug I have ever had (aside from ones for clinical depression) is marijuana. What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes.

Please don't tell me about your experiences with prostitutes. I haven't had that either and don't want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (Keyt1)
_____________

Coke (and increasingly K) is the drug of choice for mostly young party kids and especially girls. Coke is a near-perfect drug for that purpose: easy to conceal, makes no mess, has an "upper class" connotation, and gives a short (15-20 minute) high so you're not fucked up for the entire night. It's like an adrenaline rush. Coke's not that expensive when you consider that even just a line will give you a hit. And the girls rarely buy it themselves. That's what guys are for.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

324 What is the attraction about cocaine?.


It's a highly social drug.

Even if you are ordinarily a reserved person, you'll say more in two hours on a coke binge to people than you say in two weeks of normal interaction.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (Gf3mx)

325 Can someone explain this to me who has had this experience. The strongest drug I have ever had (aside from ones for clinical depression) is marijuana. What is the attraction about cocaine?. Ok. It gives you lots of energy, but it's very expemsive, yes? It makes you feel like a superstar or it gives you the energy to bang lots of prostitutes. . . .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023


***
Fen, I've never tried coke either, but it has the rep you describe. That, and the reputation of destroying your sinuses and nasal linings, but yeah, energy galore, its users say.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

326 298 I would do... Nothing. I would relax... I would sit on my a** all day... I would do nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:37 PM (up/3i)

sounds like someone i know

however, he is great guy and good looking


Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (us2H3)

327
*fairly certain this is a gardening joke*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman


I don't get it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

328 If your spouse was Jeri Ryan in the 90s, I can understand wanting to show off a bit.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)

Then you take her to a bar, jealously guard her, beat up a midget and then take her home for some door banging froth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (zZu0s)

329 Ours, too.
Posted by: The Go-gos at May 22, 2023 01:46 PM (ufFY

Yeah...you can seal 'em around this

***grabs johnson***

Posted by: Gene Simmons at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (CCSxw)

330 I will say that I can understand the thing behind most sexual hangups but cuckery is the one that just does not scan in the least (from the cucked "man" perspective).

I get some of the illness that must be behind it but holy fuck it is so genuinely fucked, I wouldn't have ever guessed it existed if I didn't know.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (dSa5I)

331 "...if they could get away with it."

As if something like that could ever happen. Especially to a guy who may have had all of the worst dirt on them.

I guess we can only imagine a scenario such as that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Bill Barr allowed Epstein to be killed as well as Whitey Bulger on behalf of the intel community and law enforcement community because both were threats to the institutions. They put Epstein in with a cop killer and sent Whitey to general population at a WV prison when the Italian mafia and other Boston crime figures had a long standing hit order on him for informing on them.

Bill Barr also as Bush's AG did the coverup on the FBI's execution of Randy Weaver's wife and child as well as continuing the coverup of the Inslaw software theft by the federal law enforcement and intel community.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (wUSgb)

332 Did Bill Barr experience a sudden unexplained increase in income at the same time Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (MeG8a)

333 Bezos new piece is like a Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (pwExq)

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Eww, no. She's a high mileage butterface.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (6MpvV)

334 I don't worship actors but this is sad:

@SkyNewsBreak 3m
Actor Ray Stevenson, known for films including King Arthur and Punisher, has died at the age of 58, his representatives have confirmed

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (jzzG8)

335 Greta von Thule?

More like a Pipi Longstocking cosplayer

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (lOY7E)

336 I did some "research" on Mila Antonova, to determine whether she was hot enough to tempt Gates.

He's married to Kevin Kline in a wig. Greta's older sister is hot enough.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (bt2PN)

337 Alcohol often accompanies cocaine use, leading to questionable decision making.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (iayUP)

338 Huh. My bing foo is not coming up with any result that details what year she was born. Strange.

Or not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)



Tee hee!!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

339 329 ***grabs johnson***
Posted by: Gene Simmons at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (CCSxw)


Babs Jansen v Grabs Johnson. Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (x0n13)

340 Affair With Russian Bridge Player

********

Possibly the best thing about this story?

No Trump
Posted by: Muldoon

Whose ox is Goren?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

Sharif don't like it....

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

341
@SkyNewsBreak 3m
Actor Ray Stevenson, known for films including King Arthur and Punisher, has died at the age of 58, his representatives have confirmed
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (jzzG8



Huh. Must be that evil SADS thing going around again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

342 most sexual hangups but cuckery is the one that just does not scan in the least

Yeah...it is strongly antithetical to reproducing. But then again...homosexuality is a thing as well.

People tend to get imprinted by early sexual experiences. Perhaps too much pron locks people onto cuckery?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

343 293 You know what I would do If I were the world's richest man?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2023 01:34 PM (up/3i)

Two chicks at the same time?
Posted by: a.moron at May 22, 2023 01:41 PM (tu3iY)

Ahem. The style guide REQUIRES this reference to be made with some variation of Lawrence.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Etiquette Majordomo at May 22, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)


Yeah, I couldn't remember the dude's name, and I'm too lazy to look it up. I'm probably suffering from a case of the Mondays.

Posted by: a.moron at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (tu3iY)

344 A non cocaine related question: Do American women in their late teens and twenties still put their long hair in braids, because I only see women from really chilly countries doing that-such as this Russian chick and Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (Keyt1)

345 Bill Gates. "C'mon, Mila, let's try this. I've been wanting to do it".

Mila. In best Natasha Fatale voice. "Shut filthy mouth Vasily. If I wanted to do stuff like that filthy zek would do it".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (lz5hY)

346 note, Gates was married when he was banging this Swedish bridge playing chick.

and RIP Ray Stevenson. He was a good actor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

347 If I were a billionaire, I would become the new Old Man of the Mountain and cultivate a group of Hashashi to do my bidding.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (aD39U)

348 Eww, no. She's a high mileage butterface.

*makes pointy finger at Bogsmith*

Greta von Thule?

More like a Pipi Longstocking cosplayer


I'm certain there are PL fetishists out in the world.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (eOEVl)

349 Oh dear, I hope they've changed the linen in the interim.
Posted by: Muldoon

As obnoxious as those two are, Andy has probably done more disgusting sexual things over time.

Decadents can help descending into more decadence to get that thrill again.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:51 PM (wUSgb)

350

...(?)...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 22, 2023 01:51 PM (vwCZJ)

351 ... Very easy to become a habitual abuser within months or even weeks, if you have the wrong personality, which is like 90% of people. All the people who sell it successfully are in that other 10%.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (oINRc)
++++
Yup. I am *definitely* in that 90%, and I know it. Probably a couple of standard deviations from the mean. I've known it since I was a teenager. There's a reason I have consciously stayed away from hard drugs and refuse to let myself drink much alcohol. I'm a bottomless pit in this regard, and I'd probably be dead by now if I'd jumped onto that particular train.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:51 PM (DU+/6)

352 Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (wUSgb)

Blog note: This is all dangerous misinformation.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:51 PM (dSa5I)

353 Possibly the best thing about this story?

No Trump
Posted by: Muldoon
*
Whose ox is Goren?
*
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2023 01:45 PM (63Dwl)
*
Sharif don't like it....
Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023


***
Well finessed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:51 PM (J2vNu)

354 >>most sexual hangups but cuckery is the one that just does not scan in the least


I think a large reason it has blown up is Porn.
Short Reason being:
Men are training themselves to achieve arousal from the 3rd person perspective.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (osuka)

355 Anyone here read The Long Ships by Bingtsson?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (ifUkZ)

356 Babs Jansen v Grabs Johnson. Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (x0n13)

They got nothin' on me...

***

(had nothin to do with the above other than I like the name)

Posted by: Peaches Bartkowicz at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (CCSxw)

357 Bridge player?

Then who was the dummy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

358 Do American women in their late teens and twenties still put their long hair in braids, because I only see women from really chilly countries doing that-such as this Russian chick and Greta Thunberg.

.....

My daughter wears braids when she is showing horses.

Keeps her hair tidy and out of the way while she's wearing a cowboy hat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (Gf3mx)

359 Titus Pullo is dead? That sucks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (aD39U)

360 Yeah...it is strongly antithetical to reproducing. But then again...homosexuality is a thing as well.

People tend to get imprinted by early sexual experiences. Perhaps too much pron locks people onto cuckery?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

It is odd, because it is an 'anti' fetish. It is not something you engage in that gets you laid. It is something you engage in that does not get you laid- by definition.

Most fetishes, you can see where they come from because you can plot where they fall on a shame/thrill slider.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:53 PM (zZu0s)

361 Obligatory

Mila Kunis > Mila Antonova

Posted by: Montec at May 22, 2023 01:53 PM (OalnH)

362 I don't think the elites doing this particularly care about the individual they are having sex with. They care about the rush they get by exercising power over others. I think they would get off on killing people if they could get away with it.
Posted by: whig

The real secret of Epstein Island?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 01:53 PM (7id7b)

363 G7 i5? They are up to G13.


--

Yep. And most people can't tell the difference between a modern system and a Core 2 Duo from a decade ago when they're just watching youtube videos.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 22, 2023 01:53 PM (pQ2gM)

364 332 Did Bill Barr experience a sudden unexplained increase in income at the same time Epstein didn't kill himself?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Did not have to, Barr went back to the DC legal circuit as a senior partner. Gets all the profit from the backs of those busting ass to make partner.

As a curious sidenote, Barr's father ran an exclusive prep school that gave an unqualified Epstein a teaching job and Barr was the DOJ's liaison to the CIA back in the day.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (wUSgb)

365 And did I mention $279?

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (pQ2gM)

366 The real secret of Epstein Island?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 01:53 PM (7id7b)
++++
Maybe. Whatever it was, it was perverse and evil. My guess is "power of and."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

367 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:47 PM (Gf3mx)

I don't want to be social with drugs. I have enough experience with people who don't take drugs and you can't shut them up. They are lovely people but can be exhausting. I can't imagine if drugs were added to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (Keyt1)

368 Titus Pullo is dead? That sucks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023


***
Sounds like the name of an ancient Roman senator

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

369 333 Bezos new piece is like a Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 01:21 PM (pwExq)

-----------------

Eww, no. She's a high mileage butterface.
Posted by: Bigsmith at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (6MpvV)

Well you don't fuck the face, so...good on him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

370 She's a Chucky Cheese 14. Because I think she might actually be 14.

Posted by: Ace


That is prime cruel Chuy right there.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (X98Jy)

371 Tiger Woods marries a super model.

Donald Trump marries real beauties.

And Bill Gates falls for this? Wow you can make the nerd a billionaire but you take the nerd out of the billionaire I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (lOY7E)

372
Billy gets a stiffy imagining that he's eating bugs off of Greta Thunberg's ass.

That would explain a lot of this ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

373 Perhaps too much pron locks people onto cuckery?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

That's very interesting. 🤔

I thought maybe it's more related to self___ vs self-opinion and you can't discount the latent homo angle or the twisted view of women angle. But that is food for thought.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (yBiXO)

374 Is this a threat?

NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’

Posted by: DB - my tagline fell off at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (geLO8)

375
Well you don't fuck the face, so...good on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)



You hurt my feelings.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Oh the blog doesn't like a hyphen and the word "image".

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (yBiXO)

377 Is this a threat?

NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’
Posted by: DB - my tagline fell off at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (geLO8



Not in clownworld it's not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

378 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:52 PM (Gf3mx)

Yes; I am forgetting. I do see women athletes and women who work with horses doing that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (Keyt1)

379 344 A non cocaine related question: Do American women in their late teens and twenties still put their long hair in braids, because I only see women from really chilly countries doing that-such as this Russian chick and Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:50 PM (Keyt1)

Yeah

All the girls at the gym braid their hair for safety at powerlifting competitions.

Posted by: Peaches Bartkowicz at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (CCSxw)

380 She's got a bigger bulge than Mike Obama. 10/10 would smash

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (MFekM)

381 I don't want to be social with drugs. I have enough experience with people who don't take drugs and you can't shut them up. They are lovely people but can be exhausting. I can't imagine if drugs were added to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (Keyt1)



Understood.

I'm just saying that you can imagine the appeal of it if you are somewhat of an introvert.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (Gf3mx)

382 371 Tiger Woods marries a super model.

Donald Trump marries real beauties.

And Bill Gates falls for this? Wow you can make the nerd a billionaire but you take the nerd out of the billionaire I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (lOY7E)

To be fair to Tiger, the porn star he banged had a great big set of... redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

383 I think a large reason it has blown up is Porn.
Short Reason being:
Men are training themselves to achieve arousal from the 3rd person perspective.


So POV pr0n is healthier?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)

384 In other news Nice Bod Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) is NOT in Bill Gates creepy wheelhouse.

She is 29.

https://images.app.goo.gl/fruyugS4yQrc5HBW9

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

385 @SkyNewsBreak 3m
Actor Ray Stevenson, known for films including King Arthur and Punisher, has died at the age of 58, his representatives have confirmed
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 01:49 PM (jzzG8


Imagine how much worse it would have been if he hadn't gotten the vaxx.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (0EnJo)

386 NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’


this asshat LIVES in Tampa

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (w0NJk)

387 https://tinyurl.com/2ry7paby
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse

Thank you! Price is certainly right Has decent reviews as well

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

388 This girl, then anyway, looks the way Greta wishes she looked, and the way the people who revere Greta wish Greta looked.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (J2vNu)

389 Oh the blog doesn't like a hyphen and the word "image".
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (yBiXO)



When posting the IMG abbreviation, it must be capital letters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

390 The real secret of Epstein Island?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Many in the elite view non-elites as essentially cattle so very possible and Epstein filmed and recorded everything apparently.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (wUSgb)

391 Is this a threat?

NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’
Posted by: DB - my tagline fell off

yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (XGZoL)

392 " And did I mention $279?
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse:"

Like I said. Set a budget and go for it.

It's hard to believe they can make them that cheap and then ship them over to a distributor to make few bucks on.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (iayUP)

393 372
Billy gets a stiffy imagining that he's eating bugs off of Greta Thunberg's ass.

That would explain a lot of this ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM

That's a top-ten-stomach-churning comment right there, buddy.

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (wtvvX)

394 NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’

Is that the one that lives in Tampa while the NAACP says Florida will kill blacks on sight?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)

395 /off 1970's tennis player sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (CCSxw)

396 I will say that I can understand the thing behind most sexual hangups but cuckery is the one that just does not scan in the least (from the cucked "man" perspective).

I get some of the illness that must be behind it but holy fuck it is so genuinely fucked, I wouldn't have ever guessed it existed if I didn't know.


Gotta be all the contraceptives and other pharmaceuticals in the water supply or something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)

397 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty sure I wrote self - image

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (yBiXO)

398 Well you don't fuck the face, so...good on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM (xcxpd)


You hurt my feelings.
Posted by: Kumswala Harris at May 22, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Ever notice that our style of rhetoric/discussion could almost be taught?

'Now, turn that into something about boobs or sex- or both.'

'Can you make a .45 vs 9mm reference?'

'Just say 'That's what she said!''

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

399 Actually, I'm hung like a bear so suck it losers!!!

Posted by: W. Gates at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (kYVzH)

400 Minx doesn't like IMG.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (aD39U)

401 And under no circumstances can you ever type blazer.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (yBiXO)

402
Pretty sure I wrote self - image
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:57 PM (yBiXO)



Whelp, I got nuthin then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (Gf3mx)

Thanks. I am an introvert. I just can function as an extrovert and have to sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2023 01:59 PM (Keyt1)

404 It also helps to remember that, while most people love drugs, 100% of people love money. And some segment of those people don't also love drugs. And some fraction of that segment have no moral bearing.

And that fraction is where we get the drug traffickers who poison so many people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 01:59 PM (oINRc)

405 Regarding Paige Spiranic she is always advertising one thing : her breasts. Not that that is wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2023 01:59 PM (XaUsS)

406 In girls/women sports, ribbons and bows signal a girl is straight.
Think "No bows lesbos" if confused.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 01:59 PM (uhhvy)

407 >>So POV pr0n is healthier?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2023 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)


BREAKING : Expert says...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (osuka)

408 NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’
Posted by: DB - my tagline fell off
--------------
So they're on the Trump Train, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (ifUkZ)

409 399 Actually, I'm hung like a bear so suck it losers!!!

Posted by: W. Gates at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (kYVzH)

A pedo-bear.

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (wtvvX)

410 405 Regarding Paige Spiranic she is always advertising one thing : her breasts. Not that that is wrong
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2023 01:59 PM (XaUsS)

Look, she's obviously gorgeous with a great rack she's not shy about admitting she's fine with showing off, but...

She seems fun. Like you could hang with her and she'd actually laugh at stupid jokes and lame attempts to get her into bed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

411 Did anyone really like Blue Velvet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (ifUkZ)

412 And under no circumstances can you ever type blazer.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 01:58 PM (yBiXO)



It is the ultimate in notoriety when the app is literally coded to reject your name.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (aD39U)

413 BabylonBee: In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

414 Jesus H. Christ.

Misspelling my own nic.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

415 And Bill Gates falls for this? Wow you can make the nerd a billionaire but you take the nerd out of the billionaire I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-----------
It is a power thing. Sanchez is dependent on Bezos, ex Mrs. Bezos was not during the marriage as she owned half the assets. So, Ms. Sanchez cannot object to anything that Bezos does with others because he holds the key to being her being a celebrity due media exposure plus the trimming with living with a billionaire.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (wUSgb)

416 I'm going to send my daughter to college, then DEMAND that someone ELSE pay her tuition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty sure that's one of the planks of the Democrat platform.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (7B5FA)

417 Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Judge enters not guilty plea for Bryan Kohberger, the man accused in the stabbing deaths of 4 University of Idaho students - AP

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 46m
Bryan Kohberger Silent In Court; Judge Enters Not Guilty Plea On His Behalf In University Of Idaho Murder Case

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (Vwz3I)

418 I lost internet and cable last night. I was reduced to reading books. Physical books. With dirty paper pages. It was like the Holocaust all over again.

========

What did you read, ace?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

419 >>Did anyone really like Blue Velvet?

I thought it was shit.
But.
I hate almost every Movie but The Three Amigos.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (osuka)

420 "BabylonBee: In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset
Posted by: SMOD"

I hope it has some blocks made out of salt.

Posted by: fd at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (iayUP)

421 BabylonBee: In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
---
Does it comes with a flaming meteor raining down on it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (YIVH2)

422 Did anyone really like Blue Velvet?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (ifUkZ)

That song sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (XGZoL)

423 BabylonBee: In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
++++
LOL. No chance.

A "Gender-affirming care clinic" playset or "transgender public restroom pavilion" playset, though? That I could see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

424 410 She seems fun. Like you could hang with her and she'd actually laugh at stupid jokes and lame attempts to get her into bed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

========

It's a ploy.

She delivers the most damaging critiques of the capitalist system propped up by white, masculine supremacy.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

425 BabylonBee: In Honor Of Pride Month, Lego Introduces Sodom And Gomorrah Playset Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

Thermite grenade included.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (7B5FA)

426 @410 no argument. My attempts would not be kame, they would be successful. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play center field for the Yankees

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (XaUsS)

427 Let's just say there are rules like the 50 mile buffer zone and watch your snizz inside and outside before opening the back door of your domicile.

Posted by: Blind Cucks at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (uhhvy)

428 411 Did anyone really like Blue Velvet?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 02:00 PM (ifUkZ)

=======

It's no Lost Highway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

429 I like Blue Velvet.

It may be the only coherent thing Lynch ever did.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

430 Just remember you cannot use identity politics to defend yourself:

Uber puts Asian diversity chief on leave over 'Don't Call Me Karen' sessions exploring 'white women's experience'

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (jzzG8)

431 429 I like Blue Velvet.

It may be the only coherent thing Lynch ever did.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

========

Someone has not seen The Straight Story, Lynch's best movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

432 417 Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Judge enters not guilty plea for Bryan Kohberger, the man accused in the stabbing deaths of 4 University of Idaho students - AP

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 46m
Bryan Kohberger Silent In Court; Judge Enters Not Guilty Plea On His Behalf In University Of Idaho Murder Case
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (Vwz3I)
___________

Interesting that we haven't heard a word about this case for months. It was supposed to be open and shut, remember? I continue to believe we aren't being told the real story and most likely never will.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

433 Yeah, kid, you can totally stick the nubbly side to another nubbly side. Just keep mashing 'em together. And if anyone tells you otherwise, you just threaten to kill yourself.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2023 02:04 PM (/EuRN)

434 432 Interesting that we haven't heard a word about this case for months. It was supposed to be open and shut, remember? I continue to believe we aren't being told the real story and most likely never will.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 22, 2023 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

========

Right to a speedy trial is so 18th century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

435 PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Posted by: Frank Booth at May 22, 2023 02:05 PM (jM1wU)

436 ---
Does it comes with a flaming meteor raining down on it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (YIVH2)



They just beat you to the punch and it's all pillars of salt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

437 Someone has not seen The Straight Story, Lynch's best movie.

Until this moment, I don't think I'd heard of this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:05 PM (ppBhU)

438 352 Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 01:48 PM (wUSgb)

Blog note: This is all dangerous misinformation.
Posted by: ...
--------
I think some of the elites get a secret kick out of some people knowing what they did but being unable to punish them or cause them to be punished. A sick enjoyment of being above law and morals of the plebes.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (wUSgb)

439 355 Anyone here read The Long Ships by Bingtsson?
___

No, but I read The Yellow River by I.P. Freely.

Posted by: That Guy at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (fs1hN)

440 437 Someone has not seen The Straight Story, Lynch's best movie.

Until this moment, I don't think I'd heard of this one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:05 PM (ppBhU)

========

Check it out! It's not only his best movie, it's his least "experimental", and I'm a fan of Lynch in general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

441 Spoiler: Pride Month Never Ended.
You know I'm not wrong...

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (uhhvy)

442 It's a ploy.

She delivers the most damaging critiques of the capitalist system propped up by white, masculine supremacy.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

How do you know?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

443 There are also Pompeii and Atlantis lego kits.

The Hiroshima one is the best seller.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (XGZoL)

444 442 How do you know?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

=======

A gentleman would never tell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

445 Bryan Kohberger looks like that creepy bastard from "Nightcrawler."

Posted by: mr tmz at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (rJ48h)

446 I think some of the elites get a secret kick out of some people knowing what they did but being unable to punish them or cause them to be punished. A sick enjoyment of being above law and morals of the plebes.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (wUSgb)
++++
That's definitely a part of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

447 Bryan Kohberger Silent In Court; Judge Enters Not Guilty Plea On His Behalf In University Of Idaho Murder Case
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 02:02 PM (Vwz3I)

Well, he sort of has to.

As Nick Rekieta points out occasionally, the State has infinite resources to use against you, and there is a process to determine guilt, and it is incumbent upon the State to follow that process faithfully.

Since turning 29, I have become slightly less enraged when criminals get set free on 'technicalities'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2023 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

448 A gentleman would never tell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Okay but what about you

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 02:08 PM (yBiXO)

449 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 1h
Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

https://buff.ly/42PFVAJ

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (Vwz3I)

450 That is prime cruel Chuy right there.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM


Does that imply there's Wagyu cruel Chuy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

451 You have a Right to a Speedy Trial.

But, you also have the option of waiving that Right.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (osuka)

452 A gentleman would never tell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)
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Okay but what about you
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2023 02:08 PM (yBiXO)
++++
Classic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

453 437 Someone has not seen The Straight Story, Lynch's best movie.
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Wiki'd it. This sounds interesting.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (ifUkZ)

454 Interesting that we haven't heard a word about this case for months. It was supposed to be open and shut, remember? I continue to believe we aren't being told the real story and most likely never will.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Daily Mail has been covering it. Trashy in the Brit tabloid sense but has some nuggets of US news not covered here combined with a bunch of useless information about celebutards and the Royals. About 3:1 trash content but better than US networks with trash propaganda ratio to news running about 10:1.

Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 02:09 PM (wUSgb)

455
Is this a threat?

NAACP president says Democrats must get ‘rid’ of DeSantis ‘once and for all’
Posted by: DB - my tagline fell off


Not in clownworld it's not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


But our silence is violence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2023 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

456 I like Blue Velvet.

It may be the only coherent thing Lynch ever did.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:03 PM (ppBhU)

The Straight Story was really good.
And G rated.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 22, 2023 02:10 PM (ufFY8)

457 "This has all the earmarks of . . ."

Posted by: 51 Pederasts at May 22, 2023 02:10 PM (2Hizd)

458 Do gentlemen mention Prometheus?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

459 Check it out! It's not only his best movie, it's his least "experimental", and I'm a fan of Lynch in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

I thought you liked Dune?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM (CCSxw)

460 There's no accounting for tastes . . . but this Mila lady is much cuter than Melinda Gates (though I don't know what Melinda was like when Bill first married her). Lauren Sanchez looks a little like a pr0n star (NTTAWWT), but hey, Bezos has the money to indulge himself a little.

So actually there IS accounting for tastes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

461 I bought a new gun this morning. Form 4473 has been updated and block #14 IIRC now has, for gender, male, female, and fucked up in the head. Guy at the shop said the new forms came in about April. Great that some psycho tranny can now answer a question and answer in good faith. Before the massacre.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM (lz5hY)

462 A gentleman would never tell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 22, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

A 'Douchebag Special' right there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

463 I bought a new gun this morning. Form 4473 has been updated and block #14 IIRC now has, for gender, male, female, and fucked up in the head. Guy at the shop said the new forms came in about April. Great that some psycho tranny can now answer a question and answer in good faith. Before the massacre.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM (lz5hY)
++++
Or it makes you fail the background check.

I kid, I kid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 02:13 PM (DU+/6)

464 So actually there IS accounting for tastes!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 22, 2023 02:12 PM


According to the gaap?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 02:13 PM (a3Q+t)

465
Anyone here read The Long Ships by Bingtsson?
___

No, but I read The Yellow River by I.P. Freely.
Posted by: That Guy


Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

Posted by: The Other Guy at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (63Dwl)

466 I don't think anyone can really 'like' Lynch's Dune. It's a bit too Lynchy.

I like Virginia Madsen's(sp?) voice over. I like Richard Jordan (who is hardly in the movie.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

467 I think some of the elites get a secret kick out of some people knowing what they did but being unable to punish them or cause them to be punished. A sick enjoyment of being above law and morals of the plebes.
Posted by: whig at May 22, 2023 02:06 PM (wUSgb)
++++
That's definitely a part of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2023 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

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Or all of it.

I've always said that if our society made sex with the elderly an unforgivable sin, then our elected officials would be raiding nursing homes for the comatose oldsters on a daily basis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (oINRc)

468 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

469 ___

No, but I read The Yellow River by I.P. Freely.
Posted by: That Guy

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
Posted by: The Other Guy at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (63Dwl)



Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

470 That is prime cruel Chuy right there.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 01:54 PM

Does that imply there's Wagyu cruel Chuy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (X98Jy)

471 King Charles apparently believes it and so did Queen Elizabeth. My guess is that Giuffre was the tip of the iceberg.

Andrew was the Queen's favorite but she still had to distance him from the crown and forced him to settle. Randy Andy is a pretty repulsive royal by all accounts. Charles is even trying to evict Andrew from his lodgings and force him to live in Frogmore Cottage where Meghan and Harry used to live.
Posted by: whig at

I don’t know if they believed it so much as they were finished with him sullying the name because he is just dumb about his behaviors. He DID hang with Epstein and my bet is he wasn’t an angel during those trips. Did he have sex with Guiffre? I don’t know, it’s weird to me she went after him when the money from her supposed first global settlement ran out, plus admitting she really didn’t have a case with Dershowitz.

Charles wants him to move so Wills and Kate can have Andrew’s bigger house. I keep thinking I am not really in to the royal family yet here I am…hahah.

Posted by: Piper at May 22, 2023 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

472 I like Richard Jordan (who is hardly in the movie.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

quite the change to Jason Momoa as Duncan was it not?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 22, 2023 02:16 PM (CCSxw)

473 463 Joe, I know a guy who bought a gun at Academy. On the race question, he checked white and added proudly. Academy Sporting Goods has no sense of humor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 22, 2023 02:17 PM (lz5hY)

474 Theory has it Tim Scott is vying for VP slot. PDW never at a lack for good names.

Tim Scott == Chocolate Pence

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 02:20 PM (3byMq)

475 I don't think anyone can really 'like' Lynch's Dune. It's a bit too Lynchy.

It's a terrible film. But it has something. It's one of those I will sit down and watch whenever it's on. And quality isn't the draw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 22, 2023 02:23 PM (ppBhU)

476 Because Gates wanted to bang a Saint Greta look-alike.

Posted by: Shitty-shitty bang-bang at May 22, 2023 02:52 PM (VsUo2)

477 Gates needs another smack in the Face with a Pie

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2023 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

478 Pippi Schlongstocking

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 22, 2023 04:47 PM (lf83v)

479 The pigtails act as automatic steering.

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at May 22, 2023 07:13 PM (GXA41)

480 Love using the archive link to get around pay walls and giving liberals ad money!

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481
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