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Montanta's Republican governor signs law banning TikTok.

I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.


The Associated Press:

HELENA, Mont. (AP) -- Montana became the first state in the U.S. to completely ban TikTok on Wednesday when the state's Republican governor signed a measure that's more sweeping than any other state's attempts to curtail the social media app.

The measure is expected to be challenged legally and will serve as a testing ground for the TikTok-free America that many national lawmakers have envisioned.

Becca Lower points out that Montana has already banned TikTok on government devices or at a government workplace. This bans it for everyone, including regular ol' Joe Normal citizens, throughout the state.

The left could do that to Newsmax next week.

And probably will. This all makes the National Divorce easier, as anyone who doesn't want to live under Blue Misrule emigrates to Red States, making the ultimate territorial division of the country that much neater and cleaner.


24 Republican governors pledge troops and resources to help Texas protect its border.

"The federal government's response handling the expiration of Title 42 has represented a complete failure of the Biden Administration," the governors said in a joint statement, referring to the end of the public health authority, Title 42, which expired at midnight on May 11.

...

Within the past few days, groups of tens of thousands of foreign nationals arrived in the Rio Grande Valley and in other areas of Texas, overwhelming Border Patrol agents, officials said. Abbott has already sent more than 10,000 Texas National Guard troops to the border as border communities continue to declare emergencies.

"While the federal government has abdicated its duties, Republican governors stand ready to protect the U.S.-Mexico border and keep families safe," the group of 24 governors said.

...

The governors pledging support in addition to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who is deploying troops and resources in the next 24 hours, include those of Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, New Hampshire, Nevada, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming.


Surprisingly enough, Merrick Garland's immaculately-clean DOJ will drop all charges against corrupt wire-fraudster gay-hotel-orgy-ODing Andrew Gillum.

A jury acquitted him on one charge and was hung on 18 others, so Merrick Garland said, "Don't bother retrying the rest! Let the Democrat go!"

Federal prosecutors have asked the courts to dismiss an indictment against former Florida Democrat governor candidate Andrew Gillum.

...

The charges are in connection to Gillum's time as a city of Tallahassee council member and mayor.

...

In the Florida trial, Gillum and Lettman-Hicks were charged last year with 21 counts including wire fraud and making false statements to the FBI.

Following a nearly three-week trial, jurors earlier this month acquitted Gillum on one charge of making false statements but were unable to reach a verdict on 18 other wire fraud and conspiracy counts against him and former campaign adviser Lettman-Hicks. Judge Allen Winsor then declared a mistrial on the conspiracy and fraud charges.

You're allowed to commit any process crime -- and all non-process crimes, too -- if you're a Democrat.

No, seriously.

An IG report just revealed criminal corruption by a Biden-appointed US Attorney.

And Merrick Garland is declining to prosecute.

Of course he is.

He doesn't prosecute Democrats, only Biden's political enemies.

As RedState reported, Massachusetts US Attorney Rachael Rollins stated her intent to resign on Tuesday in the midst of a DOJ probe into her misconduct while in office. Rollins had served in her role since January 2022, but she had faced increasing pressure to step aside as details of his malfeasance became public.

Of note is that Rollins was only in her position because Vice President Kamala Harris broke a tie twice to ensure she was appointed. Further, one of the instances of corruption involving the US attorney came via a trip taken with Jill Biden while attending a DNC fundraiser. In other words, Rollins seemed to be pretty close to the power brokers in the Biden administration. She was also widely praised by Democrats in the US Senate.

But while the ethical violations were already clear, DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz has released his report on the matter, and things are even worse than first thought. According to Horowitz, not only did Rollins act corruptly and abuse her power, but she also broke the law in the process.

As usual, the cover-up is worse than the crime, and Rollins lied under oath to the Office of the Inspector General when questioned on the situation. She repeatedly denied being the federal law enforcement official that had leaked sensitive information to the Boston Herald. Horowitz further found that she "lacked candor" when questioned about her conversations with a reporter from the Herald. Rollins also apparently ran up against DOJ regulations (and possibly laws) involving the soliciting of illegal gifts as a government official.

Incredibly, despite so much criminal corruption being laid out so plainly by Horowitz, AG Merrick Garland and the rest of the powers that be at the DOJ decided not to press charges against Rollins.

Even this leftwing flake calls the charges "devastating:"

But no charges for a Friend of Biden!

NeverTrump -- how do you like those Norms being restored?

Are you still all crying that Merrick Garland never got his vote in the Senate to be appointed to the Supreme Court? He's so ethical! And politically unbiased!

A true credit to the American system of jurisprudence!

Hollywood is now making movies nigh-exclusively for what I call "The Garrett Demographic."

The Pedro Almodóvar Gay Cowboy Movie at Cannes Is Just So Hot


Almodóvar's "gay cowboy" short film stars two beautiful men (Ethan Hawke and Pedro Pascal), features beautiful horses, and is shot in a way that is just so... beautiful.

CANNES, France--The first thing you notice about Pedro Almodóvar's new gay cowboy short film Strange Way of Life is how beautiful everything is. In fact, I noticed it even before the movie started when the cast took the stage at the Cannes Film Festival. The eternally attractive Ethan Hawke, who co-stars with Pedro Pascal, was joined by a group of four absolute hunks. "You can see the beauties I am with," Almodóvar said upon taking the stage, before adding, "but they are also very good actors."

And then the movie started and the beauty only enhanced. In this 30-minute short, the men are beautiful, the landscape is beautiful, the clothes are beautiful, and even the horses are beautiful. (Like, these are not your normal movie horses. They are stunning movie horses.)


SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!?!

Why is it, literally, always Gay Cowboys Eating (Dick) Pudding?

By the way, if you haven't watched "Jury Duty" yet, let me spoil a joke for you. You haven't watched it yet, so maybe this will encourage you.

The actor James Marsden (Cyclops in the X-Men movies), playing himself, spends the first couple of episodes scheming to get off of jury duty. He claims that, being a famous celebrity, he would have too much sway over the other jurors. He even gets his agent to call in the papparazzi to disrupt the trial, so that he can convince the judge his presence would be too disruptive. ("Well I don't recognize you," the judge says, and rejects his plea.)

During voir dire, he makes this attempt to get himself disqualified.

Woke Fake Cleopatra slammed as "historically incoherent."

Netflix's docudrama "Queen Cleopatra" has encountered significant backlash from both audiences and critics alike, resulting in unexpectedly low ratings on review platform, Rotten Tomatoes.

"Docu" drama? What is it documenting? Jada Pinkett Smith's enduring mid-life crisis?

Whatever.

With an audience score of just 2% and a critical rating of 10%, the docudrama has not fared well amongst viewers or critics.

Reviews on the platform have highlighted issues with the series' pacing and historical accuracy. One reviewer described the storyline as "slow and dreadful", while another pointed out the "insurmountable inaccuracies" of the supposed documentary, arguing that it failed to capture the depth or atmosphere of Egyptian history and culture.

The critics' responses mirrored the audience's sentiments, with a reviewer from the Daily Telegraph describing the series as "too soapy for serious history fans, and not enough of a soap for viewers who like juicy historical dramas."

With an audience score of just 2% and a critical rating of 10%, the docudrama has not fared well amongst viewers or critics.

The Race Swapping of Cleopatra remains dubious.


In what can only be described as a botched attempt at rewriting history, the program claims that Cleopatra was black, and that the commonly accepted notion she was Greek is based on lies.

In the words of one woman from the series' trailer, "I remember my grandmother saying to me: 'I don't care what they tell you in school. Cleopatra was black.'"

Oh well, if you have solid evidence...


That sentiment is echoed by many of the supposedly great minds on the radical Left, who see nothing wrong with distorting the historical record in the name of social justice.

An article in The New York Times, "Fear of a Black Cleopatra," makes the questionable claim that while Cleopatra maybe wasn't genetically black, she was "culturally black."

Quoting Shelley Haley, a professor emeritus in Africana studies and classics, who should probably have her doctorate revoked, the article asserts:

When we say, in general, that the ancient Egyptians were black and, more specifically, that Cleopatra was black, we claim them as part of a culture and history that has known oppression and triumph, exploitation and survival.

By this logic, the Irish must be black, too, because they also experienced oppression and triumph, exploitation and survival. It brings a whole new meaning to the term "Black Irish," I suppose.

Egypt, which conquered a good portion of the Mediterranean and Northern Africa, wa a culture that knew "oppression" and "exploitation"?

In. What. Sense?

Oh you mean they're black so they must know these things.

Except they weren't black. And also, a black nation that is the preeminent power in its region and conquers other black nations and tribes also would not be "oppressed" or "exploited."

But this is part of the Woke destruction of knowledge and learning: Everything's based on race. History is rewritten to agree with modern leftwing political cant. All blacks everywhere were "oppressed." Because we said so.

And people who weren't black, are now black, because it would be Racist to Deny Us Our Truth, which we intuit through "non-white pathways of Knowing."

And what can "culturally black" possibly mean? They obviously intend to mean "of the black culture in the modern United States." How can that be? We're talking about a Greek-descended queen of Egypt in the years before Christ. Even if she were African -- and she wasn't -- Africans do not have much in common with black Americans.

Just ask them -- they'll tell you.

Pretty sure that Cleopatra's Greek tutors and counselors and fellow nobles did not instill "cultural blackness" into her.

No groomers here:

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




Comments

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1 Tik tok. Rope. Hang with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 06:33 PM (/xaUq)

2 Still in before its posted

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2023 06:35 PM (xhxe8)

3 "A jury acquitted him on one charge and was hung on 18 others."


"Man, they said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"

Posted by: red speck at May 17, 2023 06:35 PM (Ny/Va)

4 Video is pretty sick

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

5 24 Republican governors plege troops and resources to help Texas protect its border.


Screw that. A five dollar an ear bounty, you supply your own ammo & grub.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:37 PM (Uh6Mj)

6 The thing is, Cleopatra was actually pretty culturally sensitive- she had to be to survive. When her... 13 year old(?) brother's ministers were trying to force her out, she actually learned egyptian (which most of the Ptolemies did not.) She turned to the natives for help and managed to hold out, until Caesar showed up with a major mad on because those same ministers had murdered Pompey, figuring they could curry favor with Caesar. Did not work out well for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 06:37 PM (/xaUq)

7 Legalinsurrection.com maybe, a Arkansas Guard woman is video open a border gate in Texas but under orders from the Feds

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2023 06:37 PM (xhxe8)

8 I am not going to like June, am I?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (Ga8Fv)

9 LOL that woman's reaction to talking to Biden, who the hell knows what he said but it must have been stupid and crrazy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (0hOvj)

10 To be fair...
these days that could be a single Mormon Family on a South Texas Road Trip.
Especially if they stopped in Austin to pray near an abortion clinic.
Posted by: garrett

True, but if Bill's CBP sources and Darrell Issa (spit) is in the loop, it looks like they were foreign nationals.

@repdarrellissa May 14
I can confirm that a wanted terrorist crossed our open border in the San Diego region just days ago — even if the Biden Administration won’t.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (jzzG8)

11 Ask your self, not why children need to see drag queens, but why drag queens need to target children.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (Uh6Mj)

12 Who but some gay people and people virtue signaling leftists want to see a move about gay cowboys? The only cowboy movies I liked were ones that were probably pretty much finished as a genre in the 50's or early 60's. When I went several weeks ago to see a movie about a woman looking for Richard II's tomb-and it was a good movie- there were two trailers-one film about gay dancers and one about a fake "Transgender" woman. Just no!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 06:39 PM (Keyt1)

13 Richard III's burial site, not Richard II.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 06:40 PM (Keyt1)

14 Julius Caesar and Mark Antony fell in love with Cleopatra because both of them were black, too!

Posted by: Cori Bush at May 17, 2023 06:40 PM (AMIL/)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2023 06:41 PM (T4tVD)

16 True History Fact: Cleopatra Invented The Hair Weave AND Twerking

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:42 PM (Ga8Fv)

17 Well, Sundowner proved my point if he strokes out nothing will change as The Ho is in charge anyway.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2023 06:42 PM (xhxe8)

18 14 Julius Caesar and Mark Antony fell in love with Cleopatra because both of them were black, too!
Posted by: Cori Bush at May 17, 2023 06:40 PM (AMIL/)

Anthony, maybe. Caesar pretty much banged anything that moved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 06:42 PM (/xaUq)

19 Sigh. Can we call this the Afternoon perversion post.

Posted by: whig at May 17, 2023 06:42 PM (Dx8Lq)

20 True History Fact: Cleopatra still holds the WNBA record for Most Missed Free-Throws in a Single Game.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:43 PM (Ga8Fv)

21 I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.

Probably not, but I think you can make a national security case for banning it federally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 06:43 PM (0hOvj)

22 Iss goot to be nomenklatura, dah?

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2023 06:43 PM (AwYPR)

23 What no "homo on the range" reference? Come on man.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 17, 2023 06:44 PM (oWBc3)

24 Cleopatra invented soul food

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 06:44 PM (0hOvj)

25 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra was among the first women to walk down stairs.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 17, 2023 06:44 PM (PiwSw)

26 Well Kamala being in charge would explain the total fuckedupitness of things anyway.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 17, 2023 06:45 PM (oWBc3)

27 Republican governors plege troops and resources to help Texas protect its border.
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Screw that. A five dollar an ear bounty, you supply your own ammo & grub.
Posted by: rickb223

Asking for a friend.

Will we be home for Christmas, or will this be a seven year slog through the Penn/Del/Va/Ga territories

- interested Glowie

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 17, 2023 06:45 PM (5yy+T)

28 And what can "culturally black" possibly mean? They obviously intend to mean "of the black culture in the modern United States." How can that be? We're talking about a Greek-descended queen of Egypt in the years before Christ. Even if she were African -- and she wasn't -- Africans do not have much in common with black Americans.

i believe it's all based on a stele showing cleopatra wearing air jordans. but i'll need to find my copy of "chariots of the gods" to double-check that.

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 06:45 PM (oY6Yp)

29 I was born a poor black Egyptian prince.

Posted by: Steve 'King Tut" Martin at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (SYTee)

30 he governors pledging support in addition to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who is deploying troops and resources in the next 24 hours, include those of Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, New Hampshire, Nevada, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wyoming.

Looks like a good start on a new country to me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (pohLc)

31 Did the gat cowboy movie have one of them fall in love with a transgender? If not, they are haters.

Also, adidas joins the race to erase women.
https://tinyurl.com/yxztcxbc

Nothing says buy a bathing suit like seeing it modeled by someone with no boobs and a bulge.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 What's with the cobalt blue suits Biden wears? Is he supposed to look young and sporty? He looks like he belongs on a used-car lot in Ponca, Nebraska.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (6nNbw)

33 I never saw the first "homo on the range" cowboy movie with the actor who died.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (Keyt1)

34 I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.

Probably not, but I think you can make a national security case for banning it federally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It won't hold up on personal devices, but the state and feds can damn sure ban it on state and federal property/devices.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (Uh6Mj)

35
This all makes the National Divorce easier, as anyone who doesn't want to live under Blue Misrule emigrates to Red States, making the ultimate territorial division of the country that much neater and cleaner.

Pennsylvania has 67 counties. Judicial Watch has forced 3 counties to purge their rolls of dead and otherwise invalid voters. The original story I read mentioned the number one million but the story is now buried.

PA may be back in play. Philly apparently had a clean election where somewhere around 25% of voters showed up. Which should provide some key information about national elections where the number 100% are touted.

So I'm not calling the moving van yet.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY)

36 When we say, in general, that the ancient Egyptians were black and, more specifically, that Cleopatra was black, we claim them as part of a culture and history that has known oppression and triumph, exploitation and survival.

Do these imbecilic leftist "academicians" really believe the happy horseshit they expel from their wretched pieholes?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 17, 2023 06:46 PM (Xrfse)

37 "Montana has already banned TikTok on government devices or at a government workplace. This bans it for everyone, including regular ol' Joe Normal citizens, throughout the state. -- The left could do that to Newsmax next week."

idk the law, but surely there is more predicate for banning CCP run TikTok than for a state banning NewsMax?

My limited view, state's rights allow some things, or maybe there is some BS "commerce clause" that makes all law subject to the DC dictates? idk ... but banning CCP infiltration should be a concern for states, AND for federal government.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (Cus5s)

38 Of course Kamel Toe ensured that this corrupt black woman got into a position of power.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (i7Q7S)

39 What's with the cobalt blue suits Biden wears? Is he supposed to look young and sporty? He looks like he belongs on a used-car lot in Ponca, Nebraska.
Posted by: washrivergal

You prefer the Obama tan suit disaster instead?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (jzzG8)

40 Also, hi JT!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

41 "And that little (black) girl was me!"

Posted by: Kle-O-Patrah at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (Ga8Fv)

42 6 she actually learned egyptian (which most of the Ptolemies did not.)

you say she spoke jive?

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)

43 And what can "culturally black" possibly mean?

Its redneck south, mostly derived from Cornwall area and London Cockney. Thomas Sowell does a great job laying out the origins of "black" culture and accent. Its poor white sharecropper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

44 I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.

Probably not, but I think you can make a national security case for banning it federally.

We never banned PRAVDA. Maybe we should have - but we didn't.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 06:49 PM (mdx6+)

45 23 What no "homo on the range" reference? Come on man.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
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Umm, mount up cowboy?

Posted by: whig at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (Dx8Lq)

46 Hiya Piper !

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (T4tVD)

47 Safe to assume jury is hung because at least one juror believes Democrat officials are incapable of committing crimes?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (8AONa)

48 32 What's with the cobalt blue suits Biden wears?

cobalt? like dug out of the ground by poor children in the congo?

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

49 36 When we say, in general, that the ancient Egyptians were black and, more specifically, that Cleopatra was black, we claim them as part of a culture and history that has known oppression and triumph, exploitation and survival.



Yeah Pharaoh. Now do the joos and slavery.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (Uh6Mj)

50 "The federal government's response handling the expiration of Title 42 has represented a complete failure of the Biden Administration"

I'm almost certain - although who really knows anymore - that these governors KNOW this isn't "failure" by the Deep State cabal. This has been an unmitigated success in breaking the US apart.

Destruction of the country to rebuild it into a different country has been the objective for a few generations now. This illegal immigrant invasion has been the bluntest, most acute opportunity available to the Biden Junta.

I just wish the governors could skip the foreplay and call this out for what this really is. It's not failure. It's purposefully driven and succeeding wildly. Just have the balls to define what the actual success is. Unless, of course, the stated fig leaf is merely a delay to slow down what they also want done but at a less alarming rate and obvious manner.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (aXxgO)

51
What is the point of having a wall or fence if the Feds just unlock the gate so hundreds can come in?

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at May 17, 2023 06:51 PM (9kgjf)

52 42 6 she actually learned egyptian (which most of the Ptolemies did not.)

you say she spoke jive?
Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)


It's really not that hard to learn.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 17, 2023 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

53 48 32 What's with the cobalt blue suits Biden wears?

cobalt? like dug out of the ground by poor children in the congo?
Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

Cobalt, like a dirty bomb?

Crippling neoplasms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 06:51 PM (/xaUq)

54 You might be able to ban tiktok if they are doing illegal surveillance, but for the fine print in the tiktok user agreement.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (SYTee)

55 37 "Montana has already banned TikTok on government devices or at a government workplace. This bans it for everyone, including regular ol' Joe Normal citizens, throughout the state. -- The left could do that to Newsmax next week."

idk the law, but surely there is more predicate for banning CCP run TikTok than for a state banning NewsMax?

My limited view, state's rights allow some things, or maybe there is some BS "commerce clause" that makes all law subject to the DC dictates? idk ... but banning CCP infiltration should be a concern for states, AND for federal government.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Montana would have been better off going after TikTok using Deceptive Trade Practices laws rather than a straight up ban. Force TikTok to open its books for example at who is targeting in TikTok, why, what privacy violations exist, and so on. Death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: whig at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (Dx8Lq)

56 >>Yeah Pharaoh. Now do the joos and slavery.


Reparations!

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (Ga8Fv)

57 The best reaction to the Cleopatra dust up is the ratings for the show . 13% liked by critics, 1% by public. Also the managed to piss off the entire nation of Egypt. The African Americans aren't being served well by Pinkett Smith or Cori Bush or Sharpton or Groot or Jefferies or Mayor Johnson or....... you get the picture

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (lRky4)

58 Six On FBI Terror Watchlist Arrested On US Border In Two Days – Bringing 2023 Total To 88

Six potential terrorists were detained by border patrol as they tried to illegally enter the US from Mexico on Friday and Saturday – marking 88 people on the same FBI watchlist nabbed on the border in 2023.

Five men were caught trying to cross the border between official points of entry by Arizona border patrol in the Tucson Sector on Saturday, according to a report by Breitbart. At least one of the men was a Pakistani national, according to the Washington Examiner.

All were found to be non-US citizens who were on the FBI’s Terrorist Screening Dataset which records known or suspected terrorists, or associates of both.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (Vwz3I)

59 Crippling neoplasms

*inserts running joke of how great a name this would be for a metal or punk band*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (T/Lqj)

60 Let My People Go!

Posted by: Cleopatra, Oppressed Black Slave Queen at May 17, 2023 06:53 PM (SYTee)

61 Pedro Almodóvar is Spanish, never made a Hollywood flick, has always been known widely as a flaming homosexual, was only able to create movies after Franco died, and his most "mainstream" move was Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.
His early flicks were pretty raw, cheaply made and depended on a "stable" of regular actors. No idea what he is doing now, but up to the movie Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down he pretty much was a gay, libertine Roger Corman, without the helicopter crash

Why yes, I have specific opinions on this subject.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 06:53 PM (xhaym)

62 Dodger Stadium holding a drag pride night at tonight's partido de beisbol, according to my dad. These people are horrible.

Aside, has anyone seen the Scott's grass seed ad, with the manly Scotsman and the young couple? He asks the couple if they're going to "take back their lawn". The emasculated husband waits for his wife to answer "we're gonna take back the lawn" before he chimes in. The rest of the commercial plays, and at the end, Scotsman gives a battlecry yell, and emasculated man attempts to do the same -- wifey shuts him up and, full of cringe at his attempt to be manly, says "No. Just no."

WHAT THE FUCK.

Every single commercial now emasculates the man. She should have instead shown that his manly battlecry was HOT, and shown how grateful she was to Scotsman for finally bringing out the real man in her husband, but nope. She basically said "Ew."

Check it out here:

https://is.gd/rqR0EL

This is despicable. We need to doxx these writers, find out who the actors are, and confront them. "Why, white male actors, do you allow yourself to be cast in these roles?"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 17, 2023 06:53 PM (iKBwy)

63
I thought "Queen Cleopatra" was pretty historically accurate until-

Queen Cleopatra rolled up in her '57 gold Cadillac convertible, busted a cap in Pompey's ass, and then poured purple drank all over him, while twerking to Lizzo.

That broke my suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2023 06:54 PM (RJQ8g)

64 Its redneck south, mostly derived from Cornwall area and London Cockney. Thomas Sowell does a great job laying out the origins of "black" culture and accent. Its poor white sharecropper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

True. In which case it has a lot more in common with my ancestry than anyone from Africa.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 17, 2023 06:54 PM (tQL7r)

65 I just wish the governors could skip the foreplay and call this out for what this really is. It's not failure. It's purposefully driven and succeeding wildly. Just have the balls to define what the actual success is. Unless, of course, the stated fig leaf is merely a delay to slow down what they also want done but at a less alarming rate and obvious manner.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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Not sure about that--the public is awake on the issue and that will prove to be more so in the near future almost everywhere. At a certain point, events start to unfold regardless of what officeholders want to do or to happen.

Posted by: whig at May 17, 2023 06:54 PM (Dx8Lq)

66 Reparations!
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:52 PM (Ga8Fv)

I never owned any Joos. Pappy never owned any Joos. Grandpappy never owned any Joos, Great, great, great Granpappy never owned any Joos. Screw that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2023 06:54 PM (pohLc)

67 Cleopatra Jones Kicked butt!

Posted by: 1975 Calling at May 17, 2023 06:54 PM (Nn3xT)

68 Also, adidas joins the race to erase women.
https://tinyurl.com/yxztcxbc


If that man is supposed to be "transgender" he's not even trying to look like a woman. Just an ugly guy in an ugly swimsuit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 06:55 PM (Keyt1)

69 I had to ban Tik Tok in MT, no one could get a nurse when they needed one! They were all making dance videos!


- Governor of Montana

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

70 Richard III's burial site, not Richard II.
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Yesterday was Hump Day, Fen.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

71 Didn't Adidas do that last year?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 06:55 PM (Ga8Fv)

72 I never owned any Joos. Pappy never owned any Joos. Grandpappy never owned any Joos, Great, great, great Granpappy never owned any Joos. Screw that.

Pretty sure we owed money to some Joos.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (mdx6+)

73 Things are not getting better.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (pwExq)

74
What is the point of having a wall or fence if the Feds just unlock the gate so hundreds can come in?

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at May 17, 2023 06:51 PM

But they give each one a piece of paper with a court date in the next decade. That's almost an extreme measure.

I remember how I cowered in fear when I got a ticket for backing into a parking space. The sleepless nights, the anguish and fear.

Oh, wait. I tore the ticket to shreds. Nevermind.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (enJYY)

75 I've got a Cleopatra jones!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

76 Ask your self, not why children need to see drag queens, but why drag queens need to target children.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (Uh6Mj)

Reproduction.

Posted by: trev006 at May 17, 2023 06:57 PM (78UcJ)

77 Ask your self, not why children need to see drag queens, but why drag queens need to target children.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 06:38 PM (Uh6Mj)

Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers
Which sounds reasonable a deduction to me.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 06:57 PM (xhaym)

78 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

huh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 06:57 PM (Keyt1)

79 73 Things are not getting better.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (pwExq)

I would say this makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like Disneyland but Disneyland looks like Sodom and Gomorrah

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2023 06:58 PM (bs+z0)

80 68 there you go again, arguing with his lived truth. He put that suit on and presto chango, he is a real live woman! Our very favorite new and better woman, Dylan Mulvaney, says we must learn to embrace the bulge as it’s bikini season!

It all so very twisted.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 06:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

81 This is despicable. We need to doxx these writers, find out who the actors are, and confront them. "Why, white male actors, do you allow yourself to be cast in these roles?"
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 17, 2023 06:53 PM (iKBwy)

If you're still expecting virtuous Christian manhood out of New York advertising agencies, maybe the problem is with you.

Posted by: trev006 at May 17, 2023 06:58 PM (78UcJ)

82 Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers. Which sounds reasonable a deduction to me.

A lot of myths are dying. The one about maternal instinct needs to go as well.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 06:58 PM (mdx6+)

83 Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers
Which sounds reasonable a deduction to me.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 06:57 PM (xhaym)

Hmmm, makes a certain amount of sense. May be uncomfortable, but gay parents who adopted as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (/xaUq)

84 Cleopatra's family line were all massively inbred. Blacks want to be identified with that?

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

85 20 True History Fact: Cleopatra still holds the WNBA record for Most Missed Free-Throws in a Single Game.
Posted by: garrett

Yeah, but only because they wouldn't let me play.

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

86 The people depicted in ancient Egyptian scrolls and paintings are light-skinned only because the black paint used in those days completed faded-out in 500 years or less!

Posted by: Association of Radical Afro-American Archaeologists at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (AMIL/)

87 And then the movie started and the beauty only enhanced. In this 30-minute short, the men are beautiful, the landscape is beautiful, the clothes are beautiful, and even the horses are beautiful.
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So everything was beautiful, except for the fact that the two protagonists practice a disgusting disease-spreading perversion?

Got it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

88 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the foldable Dominos Pizza box bringing happiness and greasy cardboard to millions

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 07:00 PM (xhaym)

89 Cleopatra is supposedly Greek and Persian

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2023 07:00 PM (bs+z0)

90 Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers
Which sounds reasonable a deduction to me.
Posted by: Kindltot

I say this with all due respect to the awesome 'ettes here, but women can be hideously ugly, petty and vindictive. This would not surprise me in the least.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (66jxp)

91 71 71 Didn't Adidas do that last year?
Posted by: garrett at May

Not sure, but this is their new line and ESG scoring opportunity.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 And he was so looking forward to butt sex. Shafted again.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (qL6nb)

93 Montanta's Republican governor signs law banning TikTok.

I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.
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I agree. They should instead take a leaf from the Democrat/Red notebook and burden the crap out of TikTok with taxes and regulations that make TikTok miserable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

94 TikTok is a cesspit, but it should be banned due to its CCP controlled executives lying to Congress about data mining, and sending info to the CCP. It's a spy operation. We shouldn't let it in the country any more than we should be letting fentanyl from Chi Nah to be let in.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (OTFhH)

95 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the falafel.

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

96 84 Cleopatra's family line were all massively inbred. Blacks want to be identified with that?

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

Trying to think. Alexander blew in 332 BC. Caesar arrives in 48 BC. So, roughly 300 years of only marrying the local greek people in alexandria and trying to keep the royal line 'pure'. Hmmm. That would probably do it. I seem to recall that the ministers wanted to marry off... whatever the kid brother's name was to Cleopatra, in the Egyptian/Ptolemaic tradition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (/xaUq)

97 I say this with all due respect to the awesome 'ettes here, but women can be hideously ugly, petty and vindictive. This would not surprise me in the least.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (66jxp)

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: The Ladies of The View at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

98 Looks like every Boston institution is involved in this scandal. https://t.co/TH8rQAc8oo pic.twitter.com/3gdpOTpwhH

Well, its Boston. The most corrupt, gayest part of America...well outside of Paul Pelosi's sex dungeon.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:03 PM (lc5cP)

99 Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers
Which sounds reasonable a deduction to me.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Makes sense. It would be of a piece with accusing the ex of molesting the kids as a way to gain leverage in legal proceedings. An especially nasty strategem if the allegation is untrue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

100 95 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the falafel.

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

And Moussaka..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2023 07:03 PM (bs+z0)

101 "Hump day refers to the part of the workweek that you have to get past to get to the weekend. For most people in North America, this day is Wednesday. It means that once you have gotten through hump day, you have gotten through the most difficult part of the week and are on the downhill slope to the end of the workweek."

"Shakespeare doubled down on this, describing Richard III as "rudely stamp'd", and "deformed, unfinish'd," with a hunched back, a limp, and a withered arm. In fact, Shakespeare makes Richard's fictional deformity the direct cause of his (equally fictional) villainy, thus tying propaganda neatly together with story and creating an extremely memorable villain we love to hate."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

102 Cleopatra's boyfriend Tyrell III built the pyramids but then his cousin Jamal and his gang looted them.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

103 Pile Of Dog Mess Bleached White By The Sun And Hairy > Tik Tok

Posted by: Would Rather Have at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

104 The cleopatra biopic that was supposed to have Gal Gadot would have been interesting. She might have actually been fairly close to what she looked like, ethnically (Greek/Mediterranean.) Probably a LOT hotter though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (/xaUq)

105 The eternally attractive Ethan Hawke, who co-stars with Pedro Pascal, was joined by a group of four absolute hunks.

What your agent tells you first: As a movie star you can have sex with whatever women you want!

What your agent tells you later: Well...sipping a little penis never hurt anyone right?

Posted by: Ethan Hawke at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (lc5cP)

106 I agree. They should instead take a leaf from the Democrat/Red notebook and burden the crap out of TikTok with taxes and regulations that make TikTok miserable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

If we had spies in the his country who were capable of spying on foreign governments instead of our own citizenry, we could figure out how to backdoor the app, and have our way into CCP operations, instead of vicey versey.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (OTFhH)

107 99 Alex Stein has said that a lot of the parents taking their kids to the drag shows are divorced or divorcing moms who are using the kids to punish the kids' fathers

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That’s AWFL hall of shame shit.

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (8Nzzz)

108 Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (OTFhH)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (Keyt1)

109 "While the federal government has abdicated its duties, Republican governors stand ready to protect the U.S.-Mexico border and keep families safe," the group of 24 governors said."

That's nice. No pledge not a single cent of state funds will be used to support illegal immigrants. Also, pledge to assist their removal.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (IaTa3)

110 Would they publish a movie review which raved about how hot the actresses were? Somehow, I doubt it.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (TgBWG)

111 Never thought about one parent destroying kids to get back to the other but is probably correct at least in some families.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (xhxe8)

112 Well, its Boston. The most corrupt, gayest part of America...well outside of Paul Pelosi's sex dungeon.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:03 PM (lc5cP)
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That's my take, too. Coming from the Bay Area to Boston, I was shocked at 1) the level of political corruption, 2) the rampant extent of homosexuality.

I never had any trouble with homosexuals coming onto me in the Bay Area, but in Boston, I actually had to change gyms to get away from their shit. It was that bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

113 Alexander blew in 332 BC.
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Are we no longer practicing phrasing??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)

114 Funny thing about history.

Alexander the Great had a sister named Cleopatra, that's right kiddies - a Macedonian gal named Cleopatra. In 323 BC.

Long before Cleopatra VII of the Ptolemaic Dynasty of Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (33dT+)

115 In fact, Shakespeare makes Richard's fictional deformity the direct cause of his (equally fictional) villainy, thus tying propaganda neatly together with story and creating an extremely memorable villain we love to hate.

What a dick move.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (mdx6+)

116 Gave my new tires, refurbished brakes, and horn the ultimate test an hour ago, when some asshole pulled off the shoulder in front of me while I was going 75MPH on I-90. Hell is other drivers.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (MvF+J)

117
In the words of one woman from the series' trailer, "I remember my grandmother saying to me: 'I don't care what they tell you in school. Cleopatra was black.'"

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I'd like to hear more about this sort of thing, like the Black Egyptian rocket-powered pyramids that could fly into space, or the medical advances that put an end to death, and why they're all dead now anyway (or are they?)

And what little plot twists did Jada Pinkett Smith put into the show to further humiliate her husband? Was there a comical eunuch palace guard named Wilsmith or something?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (PL6Pg)

118 Isaac Asimov's estate should sue tik tok. He coined that phrase back in the 1950s in his Foundation Series science fiction books.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (ncXxy)

119 The only opening I can see for banning TikTok might be that it was owned by a hostile government. But I doubt that'd work.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (TgBWG)

120 The cleopatra biopic that was supposed to have Gal Gadot would have been interesting. She might have actually been fairly close to what she looked like, ethnically (Greek/Mediterranean.) Probably a LOT hotter though.

It isn't clear how much the Macedonians looked "Greek". I think their actual genetic picture is unclear and...the actual Greeks thought of them as their stupid, yokel, only kind of Greek cousins. Well...until the Macedonians conquered them.

Then of course Alexander was the Greekest Greek that ever did Greek. Of course he was blonde too...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (lc5cP)

121 My limited view, state's rights allow some things, or maybe there is some BS "commerce clause" that makes all law subject to the DC dictates? idk ... but banning CCP infiltration should be a concern for states, AND for federal government.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2023 06:47 PM (Cus5s)

It is called the tenth amendment. There is also a Tenth Amendment Center if you are interested in that.
Commerce clause is arguably an excuse to circumvent the XA

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (xhaym)

122 whig: "Not sure about that--the public is awake on the issue and that will prove to be more so in the near future almost everywhere. At a certain point, events start to unfold regardless of what officeholders want to do or to happen."

Sure, the public that has to support this will suffer and might revolt enough to change the dynamic (after unknowable, permanent destruction has been done), but those in office perform for themselves. Take Lindsey Graham, for example. That fraud has been criticizing Biden's border crisis for the past six or so (maybe twelve) months. The chutzpah of that is off the charts. He has been a lead architect for mass amnesty since long before John McCain's funeral began. HE and his cohorts have been begging for this "failure" for, now, decades. It was to be the Bush Family legacy but for 9/11 which halted the headlong rush into mass incorporation of foreign people and culture.

So the idea that government leaders and the populace have different goals is obvious. These leopards aren't changing spots just because the populace is suffering; they're just adjusting them a bit to make the transformation more tolerable. But it will proceed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

123 >>I never had any trouble with homosexuals coming onto me in the Bay Area, but in Boston, I actually had to change gyms to get away from their shit. It was that bad.


Maybe stop using your Messenger Bag?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (Ga8Fv)

124 According to TV all I care about is the NBA finals beginning June 1 - the Manning brothers told me. An Ole Miss and a uCheat alumnus as my guides. Fuck me hard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (oWBc3)

125 Is there a point in the process of "Democracy" at which it is incumbent on its participants to apply the brakes, forgo significant portions of its principles, and just cut out the disease? At what point do we say, crap, this got away from us? I get the appeal of democracy, but the longer this goes on, the more it seems to me that this is untenable with the level of "diversity" we have. What level of force is required to undo this? Do we - can we even begin to move the Overton window back within the current governing framework?

Posted by: Tacitus at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (CpApp)

126 from earlier today, it seems AB IvBev does not profit from sales of Corona or Modelo sold in the USA. Constellation Brands bought a large brewery in Mexico for $600M) and has rights for to produce (in Mexico) and distribute those related brands.

(there is a lawsuit because Constellation Brands sold "Corona Hard Seltzer" which AB says is not a beer, so not under the agreement).

"Crown Imports LLC, a division of Constellation Brands, imports, distributes and markets the Modelo portfolio and other fine beer brands across the entire U.S. The Modelo portfolio includes Corona Extra (the #1 imported beer in the US and #6 beer overall), Corona Light, Modelo Especial, Negra Modelo, Pacifico and Victoria (select markets) beer brands. Crown also imports the Tsingtao beer brand in the US."

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (Cus5s)

127 84 Cleopatra's family line were all massively inbred. Blacks want to be identified with that?

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
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American blacks are probably the most outbred population in history. Especially in the ghetto, it's unlikely that any two people have the same parents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

128 Whatever. Ban all social media. And all schoolteachers. See if I give shit. I can find some gutter-dwelling Communist and pay him some of those McDonald's Monopoly gamepieces to tell my kids they should mutilate their genitals and vote for AOC, if I want.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (oINRc)

129 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

Thanks; I knew what hump day is; I wasn't sure how that related to Richard III, but now I see. Thanks. I'm slow on the uptake today. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (Keyt1)

130 I never owned any Joos. Pappy never owned any Joos. Grandpappy never owned any Joos, Great, great, great Granpappy never owned any Joos. Screw that.

Pretty sure we owed money to some Joos.
Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 06:56 PM (mdx6+)
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Go back far enough in anyone's family tree and you will either find a slave or slaveholder or both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

131 Makes sense. It would be of a piece with accusing the ex of molesting the kids as a way to gain leverage in legal proceedings. An especially nasty strategem if the allegation is untrue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

... but enough about my ex....*

*She didn't accuse me, she accused her kids' dad, and had me believing her lies too.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (OTFhH)

132 Will Macedonia and Egypt sign an alliance?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (TgBWG)

133 Posted by: Ethan Hawke

I've never enjoyed watching Ethan Hawke. He looks unfinished. Like he needs to incubate longer to complete his face.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (66jxp)

134 Sorry I missed the thread on S. Spainhouer...

Texas in 1981 did something Merrick Garland will never do to him. Spainhouer was convicted of one count of voter fraud as he volunteered for a Democrat candidate who 'suddenly' won that election.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (33dT+)

135 I never had any trouble with homosexuals coming onto me in the Bay Area, but in Boston, I actually had to change gyms to get away from their shit. It was that bad.

If you were secure in your masculinity it wouldn't bother you!

Also...how about we go out for shots?!?

Posted by: Some Bostonian at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (lc5cP)

136 Are we no longer practicing phrasing??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)

Nope. They got it *down* perfectly.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (ZSK0i)

137 Maybe stop using your Messenger Bag?
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 07:07 PM (Ga8Fv)
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Would that put you off? /kidding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

138
I never had any trouble with homosexuals coming onto me in the Bay Area, but in Boston, I actually had to change gyms to get away from their shit. It was that bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM

Obligatory response:

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
https://tinyurl.com/bd624jff

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 17, 2023 07:09 PM (enJYY)

139 I think Pinkett Smith was confused because there was once a black Cleopatra. Her name was Cleopatra Schwartz, by day her husband studied the Talmud , at night they fought crime ( Kentucky Fried Movie)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 17, 2023 07:09 PM (lRky4)

140 Crippling neoplasms

*inserts running joke of how great a name this would be for a metal or punk band*
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Don't know why, but this made me think of Crinkled Nipples

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 17, 2023 07:09 PM (8PiOf)

141
Well, its Boston. The most corrupt, gayest part of America...well outside of Paul Pelosi's sex dungeon.
Posted by: 18-1


*whistles absently*

Posted by: Zombie Shea Stadium at May 17, 2023 07:09 PM (n+4am)

142 Divide By Zero links a classic.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (Ga8Fv)

143 Homo you don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (IaTa3)

144 me in 1994, seeing the Michael Jackson video showing Egypt with Eddie Murphy as Pharoah.

"oh, sure, whatever"

now that people actually put their thinking caps on and note:

1. cleopatra is greek, you fucking dummy.
2. african nations on the northern coast are caucasian, being separated by "THE DESERT" from "black" africa.

you realize this is tryhard cope from people who only picked Cleo cause she's literally the only person they know from history who was in Egypt.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (MLrvz)

145 Should youtube and google and the rest be banned in other countries ?

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

146 Also...how about we go out for shots?!?
Posted by: Some Bostonian at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (lc5cP)
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LOL. That's EXACTLY what happened. Invitations to drinks, dinner, etc. from people I didn't know or had just met in passing.

Hey, we just spotted each on bench press. Let's not start picking out china just yet, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

147 Breaking -

Scientists confirm Cleopatra was white based on the discovery her mummy's face looks exactly like Diane Feinstein's face.

Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

148 This is despicable. We need to doxx these writers, find out who the actors are, and confront them. "Why, white male actors, do you allow yourself to be cast in these roles?"
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 17, 2023 06:53 PM (iKBwy)

Angel Studios started out as an ad agency doing TV commercials. I have a sneaking suspicion that they still are, if anyone would hire them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (xhaym)

149 "THEY ARE SPYING ON YOU ! ALEXA IS SPYING ON YOU 11!!"


what can you do....

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

150 Boston. I knew it, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (oINRc)

151 and...so the cope gets better. Egypt's are persecuted, they imagined, because they imagine they're black.

wow, so stunning

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (MLrvz)

152 Was at a honky tonk last night and the people shunning Bud - for their other brands - and Coors -for their other brands- was comical. People are idiots.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (oWBc3)

153 Also...how about we go out for shots?!?
Posted by: Some Bostonian at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (lc5cP)
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The worst one was the guy who somehow figured out where I worked, and fetched up at my office like a lovestruck moon calf.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

154 What level of force is required to undo this? Do we - can we even begin to move the Overton window back within the current governing framework?

Can't. Not with groups as opposed as now. We can either split up, or one conquers the other.

Why would one group - us - peacefully abide by any election that rendered us second class citizens ? Even if that election was legit ? Any lamb that agrees to the dinner plans of two wolves is a damn fool.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (mdx6+)

155 In the words of one woman from the series' trailer, "I remember my grandmother saying to me: 'I don't care what they tell you in school. Cleopatra was black.'"
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Plagiarism. Stop stealing my lines.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 17, 2023 07:11 PM (lGAue)

156 Vmom, if you're online. Please don't stab me. I'm staying near the PHL airport this evening and didn't give you any warning.

Mea Culpa.

Next time, i swearsies will give you enough advance warning for a mini mome coffee event. Or a ninja knifing. Your choice.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 17, 2023 07:12 PM (8PiOf)

157 I remember after the Heath Ledger gay cowboy movie came out someone made a spoof where the two wives of cowboys had a thing for each other instead.

And...the husbands were constantly trying to get the two women to make out while they watched.

Posted by: Some Bostonian at May 17, 2023 07:12 PM (lc5cP)

158 The worst one was the guy who somehow figured out where I worked, and fetched up at my office like a lovestruck moon calf.

I'm not making this up.

This guy has the ass of a young Kiefer Sutherland...can you blame me?!?

Posted by: Some Bostonian at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (lc5cP)

159 Maybe Bannon will ask Kari Lake why she's still using that slob of a lawyer (big guy, horn rimmed glasses, longish hair). Not a sharp guy nor does he seem to be taking it all very seriously. What a mess.

Posted by: micky at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (3byMq)

160 95 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the falafel.

Posted by: Archer at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

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She had to. She needed something to go along with the beer she had just invented.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (I6iCo)

161 Cleopatra was Ptolemy, a Macedonian Greek.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

162 How about banning Google, or Meta, or Twitter? That would actually do more good than banning TikTok. Our govt actors and their allegiant corps control the top list. They don't control TicTok.

So tell me, which is worse?

Posted by: jk at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (cpVs2)

163 Near as I can tell Tik Tok seems to be meant as a Trojan Horse inside China.

Load the company up with US Intel ppl and inject China with the ghey.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 17, 2023 07:14 PM (+menU)

164 WTF is it with Biden and his staged photos always wearing sunglasses? What's he in anyway?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2023 07:14 PM (anj39)

165 Vogue Magazine: Let’s Just Call the Outrage Around Queen Cleopatra What It Is: Racism

https://bit.ly/3pNU2bg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 17, 2023 07:14 PM (FVME7)

166 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the falafel.

I had one Greek and one Jordanian co-worker. Any time I got Mediterranean food they both told me it was invented in their country.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (lc5cP)

167 The only opening I can see for banning TikTok might be that it was owned by a hostile government.
Posted by: Eeyore
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Kinda like the DoJ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (HsC66)

168 In the words of one woman from the series' trailer, "I remember my grandmother saying to me: 'I don't care what they tell you in school. Cleopatra was black.'"
________________

That was Cleopatra Washington, not Cleopatra from Egypt.

Blacks' claims to all manner of inventions and historical personages is actually kind of pathetic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

169 Cleopatra's boyfriend Tyrell III not only built the pyramids, he invented Knotty Boy Dread Wax.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

170 TikTok is popular, and is a real competitor to US based Big tech, which coincidentally works for US goberment.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

171 Another True History Fact: Cleopatra invented the Tokamak fusion reactor, but the true secret to magnetic containment of the high density plasma was lost with her death.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 07:16 PM (xhaym)

172 That's nice. No pledge not a single cent of state funds will be used to support illegal immigrants. Also, pledge to assist their removal.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:05 PM (IaTa3)

Even if they catch every single illegal, the Bloomberg/ Garland DoJ will be happily busing new Blessings into every single red state. Slam the bars home on federal officials, and we can talk about what a good job is being done.

Posted by: trev006 at May 17, 2023 07:16 PM (78UcJ)

173 mickey at 159, you'd be surprised at how hard lawyers are to come by for conservative causes. A point to ponder.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 17, 2023 07:16 PM (oWBc3)

174 Egyptian hieroglyphics portray Cleopatra doing the black woman head swivel.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2023 07:16 PM (SYTee)

175 This may be coincidence, but Miss Cleo was a fortune teller

and

Cleopatra can be anagrammed to Apt Oracle

Posted by: Muldoon at May 17, 2023 07:16 PM (kXYt5)

176 I spent some time in Boston and don’t remember the gheys being out n proud. Is this a recent phenomenon?

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (8Nzzz)

177 168 In the words of one woman from the series' trailer, "I remember my grandmother saying to me: 'I don't care what they tell you in school. Cleopatra was black.'"
________

so you're saying your grandma is ignorant and based her knowledge on a michael jackson video?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (MLrvz)

178 Liberals across the Nation locked out of their accounts after CAPTCHA asks "Select all squares that contain a woman".

Posted by: Ciampino - Democrats: Bright as Alaska in December! at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

179
Oh, look...here's a clip from the new teh ghey cowboy movie:*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEkJJGdQuHo




*from back when Family Guy was funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (RJQ8g)

180 Texas in 1981 did something Merrick Garland will never do to him. Spainhouer was convicted of one count of voter fraud as he volunteered for a Democrat candidate who 'suddenly' won that election.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:08 PM (33dT+)

'81?...how old is this guy?

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (AwYPR)

181 Then of course Alexander was the Greekest Greek that ever did Greek. Of course he was blonde too...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (lc5cP)

He looked kind of Irish in the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (/xaUq)

182 She had to. She needed something to go along with the beer she had just invented.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 17, 2023 07:13 PM (I6iCo)
_______________

That obnoxious, rather homely gal in the Miller Lite commercial said, "Women were among the first to brew beer."

So, if a man first brewed beer, and then told his wife to do it henceforth, then that statement would still be true.

And equally evidence-free, and irrelevant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

183 170 TikTok is popular, and is a real competitor to US based Big tech, which coincidentally works for US goberment.
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

Tik Tok has huge Nat Sec lateral transfers in mgmnt. So it is the same ppl.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 17, 2023 07:18 PM (+menU)

184 Blacks' claims to all manner of inventions and historical personages is actually kind of pathetic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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It was all stolen by a buncha Greek homo's.

Posted by: Al at May 17, 2023 07:18 PM (HsC66)

185 Joey is wearing shades because the future is so bright, thermonuclear bright at the rate the world is going.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:18 PM (33dT+)

186 Vogue Magazine: Let’s Just Call the Outrage Around Queen Cleopatra What It Is: Racism

Fine. Lets recast the NFL and NBA as white.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (mdx6+)

187 Life isn't totally terrible. Good ole North Wilkesboro Speedway has been resurrected from the dead and they are racing there again. They actually started late last year but are ramping up this year. There are 3 late model stock car races today and NASCAR has there All Star race there this weekend. Wish I was there. Love short track racing and that part of NC looks beautiful. A streaming site called FloSports has a racing section that is excellent if you're into dirt or asphalt short track racing (I am). Good to see North Wilkesboro back.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (tiR3O)

188 So, possibly 24 sovereign states gather together to resist an invasion. Now where have I seen this before?

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (Uv0D2)

189 I think they have Nefertiti and Cleopatra confused. Honestly.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (+menU)

190 62 Dodger Stadium holding a drag pride night at tonight's partido de beisbol, according to my dad. These people are horrible.


So you're saying we can expect the hidden ball trick?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (cupoy)

191 117 I'd like to hear more about this sort of thing, like the Black Egyptian rocket-powered pyramids that could fly into space

mock the goa'uld at your own peril

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (oY6Yp)

192 I spent some time in Boston and don’t remember the gheys being out n proud. Is this a recent phenomenon?
Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2023 07:17 PM (8Nzzz)
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This was decades ago, and I was working in a university. One of my responsibilities was to host visiting speakers, where I rapidly learned to avoid proximity to a couple of the local squares/parks where the gheys were rutting to avoid embarrassing our guest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

193 '81?...how old is this guy?
Posted by: BignJames
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Born in 1959, per his DD214.

Posted by: Al at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (HsC66)

194 165 Vogue Magazine: Let’s Just Call the Outrage Around Queen Cleopatra What It Is: Racism


IT'S WORSE THAN WATERGATE!!!

Posted by: Carl Bernstein, everything is Watergate at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (tiR3O)

195 Cleopatra's slaves were very well taken care of.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

196 Isaac Asimov's estate should sue tik tok. He coined that phrase back in the 1950s in his Foundation Series science fiction books.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2023 07:06 PM (ncXxy)

I am standing RIGHT HERE you know

Posted by: Zombie L. Frank Baum at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (xhaym)

197 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
WATCH: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens:

"You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)

198 184 Blacks' claims to all manner of inventions and historical personages is actually kind of pathetic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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It was all stolen by a buncha Greek homo's.

it was all inwented by a little old lady in leningrad

Posted by: ensign checkov at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (oY6Yp)

199 62 Dodger Stadium holding a drag pride night at tonight's partido de beisbol, according to my dad. These people are horrible.
_____________

Petco Park in SD had a "Pride Night." A buddy of mine owned season tickets, and I advised him not to drink any beer that night so he wouldn't need to go to the mens' room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

200 And as far as the gay guy wearing a onesie swimsuit, no male over the age of two years should be wearing any kind of onesie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (Keyt1)

201 29 I was born a poor black Egyptian prince.
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Don't want to let this go by. That was well done.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

202 Didja see this?

Fox News
@FoxNews
Al Sharpton to give eulogy at Jordan Neely funeral

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Friends, N words, soul brothers, lend me your ears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (FVME7)

203 Considering that the Egyptian royal family trees were dowel rods... should not be hard to trace

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (PCK5/)

204 197 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
WATCH: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens:

"You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)

Unemployment numbers plummeted when Trump tightened the border.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (SYTee)

205
Blacks' claims to all manner of inventions and historical personages is actually kind of pathetic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

https://www.blackinventionmyths.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

206 So, possibly 24 sovereign states gather together to resist an invasion. Now where have I seen this before?
Posted by: Eromero
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Next up: Disregard of Habeas Corpus.

You're welcome.
BTW, you're not gonna like 'Reconstruction II'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (HsC66)

207 '81?...how old is this guy?

IIRC Spainhouer was either 21 or 22 at the time of his conviction. If you dig through the Internet enough you will find the newspaper article with the conviction.

This Ain't Hell in this massive thread has pretty much documented what a Grad-A Democrat sh1tbird this turd is.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=141356

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (33dT+)

208 200 And as far as the gay guy wearing a onesie swimsuit, no male over the age of two years should be wearing any kind of onesie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (Keyt1)

Objection: Union suits for cold weather.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (/xaUq)

209 Marsden was good as Jack "Lame" in Anchorman 2.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (IaTa3)

210 Vegetable rotting in the fields...that is the same BS that people heard before Reagan gave amnesty to 5 million ....and look and Cali today.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)

211 147 Breaking -

Scientists confirm Cleopatra was white based on the discovery her mummy's face looks exactly like Diane Feinstein's face.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

More recent data shows a startling similarity to Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

212 "You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."

Sheets of drywall withering on the vine. Chopped and lowered half-ton pickups rusting by the roadside. Hills of roofing shingles wasting away in the sun.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (mdx6+)

213 I remember that when the Three Stooges unwrapped King Rootintootin he looked pretty white.

Posted by: Serious Historian at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (Nn3xT)

214 I think they have Nefertiti and Cleopatra confused. Honestly.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (+menU)
.......

He said titi.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

215 Madtv - Brokeback Moutain 2 - The Cowgirls: https://youtu.be/bKq84YDhy7A

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (lc5cP)

216 191 117 I'd like to hear more about this sort of thing, like the Black Egyptian rocket-powered pyramids that could fly into space

mock the goa'uld at your own peril
Posted by: anachronda
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We have ZOD. We are okay. At least, most of us are.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

217 I was born a poor black Egyptian prince.

Steve Martin as King Tut?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (33dT+)

218 Don't know why people are so heavily invested in what race Cleopatra was.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

219 Obligatory: The Old Negro Space Program

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

220
"You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."
Posted by: andycanuck
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An opportunity for Debbie to engage in honest labor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (HsC66)

221 Objection: Union suits for cold weather.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (/xaUq)

Good point; Sorry. There are obviously uniforms that are one piece; I was thinking more of stuff babies wear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (Keyt1)

222 I don't see why the Feminists want to lay a shaky claim to having brewed the first beer. Why not go with something like making the first sandwiches?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (cupoy)

223 216 191 117 I'd like to hear more about this sort of thing, like the Black Egyptian rocket-powered pyramids that could fly into space

mock the goa'uld at your own peril
Posted by: anachronda

Impudence!

Posted by: That Goa'uld what always says "Impudence" at May 17, 2023 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

224 Cleopatra VII is not as old as Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:25 PM (33dT+)

225 Just to be clear, Macedon is to Greece as Scotland is to England. To the Egyptians or Germans, that'd be close enough.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2023 07:25 PM (TgBWG)

226 " Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens: "You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."

aren't most of the legit operations using legit H1b (or H-whatever) visas? I think so. But the lawn boys and babysitters and nannies, and gangsters ... those are often illegal, work for cash, send most back to Mexico (or points beyond).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2023 07:25 PM (Cus5s)

227 Sheets of drywall withering on the vine. Chopped and lowered half-ton pickups rusting by the roadside. Hills of roofing shingles wasting away in the sun.
Posted by: Same Old Story
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Debbie's lawn, unmowed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (HsC66)

228 On the TikTok thing, the big difference with that and a Blue State banning NewsMax is the Chinese spying angle. No one even really disputes that TikTok is indeed spying on US citizens.

If some red state banned a social media platform or channel over ideological differences (like say MSNBC) that would be ridiculous, I wouldnt support that at all.

Posted by: Blago at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (cOFom)

229 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (33dT+)

Tkx

Posted by: BignJames at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (AwYPR)

230 214 I think they have Nefertiti and Cleopatra confused. Honestly.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 17, 2023 07:19 PM (+menU)
.......

He said titi.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

https://is.gd/vOAdnL

I would have passed because her face is a bit off, but this egyptian gal was arrested, supposedly, for doing this photo shoot in front of... I think that is Imhotep's Step Pyramid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (/xaUq)

231 Unless they can prove Tik Tok is an objective danger to the state because of spyware , ChiComs, etc I don't agree that it can be banned or should be banned.

Posted by: polynikes at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

232 WATCH: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens:

"You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)
_____________

"But fortunately I'll still have mayonnaise for my hair."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

233 "I thought it was like being jumped into a gang, only with dinner guests".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:27 PM (IaTa3)

234 So where are the pictures of Cleopatra with dreads and nose rings? Cause you know Julius Ceasar and Marc Anthony would have found that hawt.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2023 07:27 PM (Uv0D2)

235 Good point; Sorry. There are obviously uniforms that are one piece; I was thinking more of stuff babies wear.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (Keyt1)

It's good I got to you before ace started defending the ass flap- form fitting and functional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (/xaUq)

236 If DanMan is around Stinchfield is on RAV now
https://americasvoice.news/

Posted by: micky at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (3byMq)

237 Objection: Union suits for cold weather.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I've adopted 'Thermal undergarment', as a more delicate reference.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (XsjQp)

238 Debbie Washes Her Schlitz's hair looks like it has never been washed...

Heaven knows what her lawn is like. Or would that be Hell knows?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (33dT+)

239 " Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens: "You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."
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I honestly don't see the problem here...If these become major issues, then employers who depend on workers will have to figure out how to hire the help they need with LEGAL employees. It's called ethical business practices. Look into it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (BpYfr)

240 Cleopatra invented cornrows, but back then they were called barleyrows.

Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (SYTee)

241 Scientists confirm Cleopatra was white based on the discovery her mummy's face looks exactly like Diane Feinstein's face.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2023 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

More recent data shows a startling similarity to Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 17, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)
______________

Wait - I thought Cleopatra was supposed to be a great beauty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

242 It's good I got to you before ace started defending the ass flap- form fitting and functional.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM

One word: Chaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

243 198 184
it was all inwented by a little old lady in leningrad

Posted by: ensign checkov at May 17, 2023 07:21 PM (oY6Yp)
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Wait, I thought it was mandatory to say .... a little old lady from Pasadena .... ?

Posted by: Ciampino - all used cars are from Pasadena at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (qfLjt)

244 >>>71 Didn't Adidas do that last year?

I defer to your expertise. But again, I forgot to check. I keep posting stuff without checking to see if it's new or not.

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (iHBZj)

245 On a Cleopatra coin she has a nose like an anteater..,

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (PCK5/)

246 Sheets of drywall withering on the vine. Chopped and lowered half-ton pickups rusting by the roadside. Hills of roofing shingles wasting away in the sun.
Posted by: Same Old Story
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Debbie's lawn, unmowed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM


Good, Debbie's "lawn" needs to be unmowed and unplowed if you get my drift.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)

247 237 Objection: Union suits for cold weather.


I've adopted 'Thermal undergarment', as a more delicate reference.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (XsjQp)

Didn't Robert E Lee say something about letting it go around 150 years ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (/xaUq)

248 "Why, white male actors, do you allow yourself to be cast in these roles?"
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus"

Sometimes you have to suck a few cocks to get ahead. It's a living.

Posted by: A white male actor at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (iayUP)

249 Sheets of drywall withering on the vine. Chopped and lowered half-ton pickups rusting by the roadside. Hills of roofing shingles wasting away in the sun.
Posted by: Same Old Story
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Debbie's lawn, unmowed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (HsC66)
______________

People driving around sober ... no need for uninsured motorist protection ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

250 "Wait - I thought Cleopatra was supposed to be a great beauty."

To be fair, dying from being bitten by a poison asp can contort your face a bit.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (IaTa3)

251 it is not the legit visa approved farm workers that are the problem, it is the friends and family (including second/third cousins) that brings in 25 for every legit worker ... not to mention the masses now coming (from around the world) with no connections at all.

State sponsored overthrow of our country ... Biden flies them into the interior, gives them a phone and benefits ... you are racist is you don't praise the diversity when 2000 move into your small town. (as some blacks in Chicago experienced).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

252 >>Woke Fake Cleopatra slammed as "historically incoherent."


You know, it would be interesting to do a The Battle of Isandlwana where all of the Zulu Warriors are white and all of the British are Black.

I wonder how that would go over.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (up/3i)

253 Good, Debbie's "lawn" needs to be unmowed and unplowed if you get my drift.......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)

'Debbie' always looks like it is raining italian dressing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (/xaUq)

254 244
I defer to your expertise. But again, I forgot to check. I keep posting stuff without checking to see if it's new or not.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (iHBZj

Ace, this is a May 2023 ad.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Haha - I thought there were only spoof lesbian versions of Brokeback Mountain, but apparently Hollywood went and made one: https://youtu.be/RhQu4tcHLeU

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (lc5cP)

256 "You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields. You’re going to have construction sites lie dormant.."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)

That is because about 30% of the work force appears to be Vaccine injured to some degree.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (xhaym)

257 Don't know why people are so heavily invested in what race Cleopatra was.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 17, 2023 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

It’s not about her race. It’s about power.

I could float like a soap bubble if The Party ordered it, but they do not.

2 + 2 = 4. It that is allowed, all else follows.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

258 "
I defer to your expertise. But again, I forgot to check. I keep posting stuff without checking to see if it's new or not.
Posted by: ace at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (iHBZj)"

Sloth.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:31 PM (IaTa3)

259 245 On a Cleopatra coin she has a nose like an anteater..,
Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2023 07:29 PM (PCK5/)

Does that also mean she talked like John Byner imitating Jackie Mason?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (PiwSw)

260 You know, it would be interesting to do a The Battle of Isandlwana where all of the Zulu Warriors are white and all of the British are Black.

I wonder how that would go over.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2023 07:30 PM (up/3i)

Huh. That might actually be interesting. Zulu portrayed both sides pretty sympathetically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (/xaUq)

261 https://is.gd/vOAdnL

I would have passed because her face is a bit off, but this egyptian gal was arrested, supposedly, for doing this photo shoot in front of... I think that is Imhotep's Step Pyramid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:26 PM (/xaUq)
.........

She doesn't look black but I bet she can twerk.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

262 It's good I got to you before ace started defending the ass flap- form fitting and functional.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM

Throw in gender-swap, and we'll fund it.

Posted by: Transhauser-Busch, Miller Lite, & H&K at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

263 She was most definitely Irish. Cle O'Patra. It's right there in the name, for God's sake.

Posted by: Guy who thinks Cle O'Patra was Irish at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (iayUP)

264 She doesn't look black but I bet she can twerk.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

There is a lot of junk in that trunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (/xaUq)

265 You've not experienced Shakespeare until you've read it in the original Klingon.

Posted by: Ci'tizen, House of Cake at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (CwhoI)

266 Little-known historical fact: Cleopatra invented twerking.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (sWM8x)

267 Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on Florida bill that would ramp up penalties against employers who hire illegal aliens:

"You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields

It's FLORIDA you stupid fucking cunt. Lettuce isn't grown there in sufficient quantities to matter with this bill. Construction sites are a different problem. Let them get fined into oblivion, their wet backed employees deported and then. THEN. Real comoa ies,with real American employees can comlete fairly for rhe work. These motherfucking illeagal alien invaders are cheating our citizens out of work. So fuck them and fuck you, you lefty scrunt. Go suck Hinter Biden's dick.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (8PiOf)

268 So did blacks invent carrots in chili?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (33dT+)

269 nood café

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

270 "I have touched your daughter. We have done things, papa. You ain't gonna like. You ain't gonna like it none".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (IaTa3)

271 Hmm, interesting. I'm on a new computer, but the hash is unchanged.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (5p7BC)

272 271 Hmm, interesting. I'm on a new computer, but the hash is unchanged.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (5p7BC)

As long as you do not cycle the modem, the hash/IP should stay the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:35 PM (/xaUq)

273 But no charges for a Friend of Biden!

-------

Out: FOB (Friend of Bill).
In: FOB (Friend of Bok Choi).

Posted by: ShainS at May 17, 2023 07:35 PM (CNzjd)

274 Remember Dr. Zawass[spelling?] of the Egyptian Antiquities.

Apparently he had DNA extracted from the mummies of construction workers and families found near the Great Pyramid. Then had it compared to the modern Egyptian populace, there was a high correlation between populations. So yeah behold the science disproving Egyptians were black.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:38 PM (33dT+)

275 "You’re going to have vegetables rotting in the fields."

Oh no. We'll have to find Americans who will go take a crap on the lettuce for Chipotle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

276 Re: teachers doing drag queen hour without parental knowledge.

How about teachers baptize the kids without parental knowledge. How long before the left's heads explode?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2023 07:39 PM (ous9O)

277 So yeah behold the science disproving Egyptians were black.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:38 PM (33dT+)
_____________

The tombs in the Valley of the Kings in Luxor prove that. The frescoes there depict Mediterranean-looking Egyptians in their war chariots riding down inky blacks. It's very striking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

278 169 Cleopatra's boyfriend Tyrell III not only built the pyramids, he invented Knotty Boy Dread Wax.

also nexus 6 replicants

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2023 07:41 PM (oY6Yp)

279 She doesn't look black but I bet she can twerk.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
______________

The origin of twerking found at last:

https://tinyurl.com/2e2uxzb7

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

280 You're welcome.
BTW, you're not gonna like 'Reconstruction II'
Posted by: Mike Hammer


You forgot the Electric Bugaloo part

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 17, 2023 07:43 PM (tQL7r)

281 225 Just to be clear, Macedon is to Greece as Scotland is to England. To the Egyptians or Germans, that'd be close enough.
Posted by: Eeyore


Macedonia has scotch and golf courses? Huh, did not know that.

Posted by: Carl Bernstein, everything is Watergate at May 17, 2023 07:47 PM (J7wri)

282 off WATERGATE sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2023 07:47 PM (J7wri)

283 274 Remember Dr. Zawass[spelling?] of the Egyptian Antiquities.

Apparently he had DNA extracted from the mummies of construction workers and families found near the Great Pyramid. Then had it compared to the modern Egyptian populace, there was a high correlation between populations. So yeah behold the science disproving Egyptians were black.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:38 PM
Dr. Hawas? is the type of guy who tells the truth about what he digs up. Not like Oak Island dudes.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2023 07:56 PM (Uv0D2)

284 you realize this is tryhard cope from people who only picked Cleo cause she's literally the only person they know from history who was in Egypt.

Jada Pinkett Smith's problem is that most of the really extraordinary women we know of in Africa are Jews or Christians and you KNOW she isn't gonna want to lean into that. The rest are, well like Woman King, not very nice people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 07:59 PM (0hOvj)

285 Macedonia has scotch and golf courses? Huh, did not know that.

They were not big on pants, either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 08:01 PM (0hOvj)

286 284 you realize this is tryhard cope from people who only picked Cleo cause she's literally the only person they know from history who was in Egypt.

Jada Pinkett Smith's problem is that most of the really extraordinary women we know of in Africa are Jews or Christians and you KNOW she isn't gonna want to lean into that. The rest are, well like Woman King, not very nice people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2023 07:59 PM
Wait until they re-do The Ten Commandments, CR Taylor.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2023 08:03 PM (Uv0D2)

287 The people depicted in ancient Egyptian scrolls and paintings are light-skinned only because the black paint used in those days completed faded-out in 500 years or less!
Posted by: Association of Radical Afro-American Archaeologists at May 17, 2023 06:59 PM (AMIL/)

Except when they were portraying Nubians, who were actually black.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

288 So did blacks invent carrots in chili?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2023 07:33 PM (33dT+)

Syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

289 Wait - I thought Cleopatra was supposed to be a great beauty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

She was sitting on the tons of gold in Egypt's treasuries, plus the massive annual wheat harvests.

That bump a 7 up to, say, 57.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 08:53 PM (eoQWY)

290 The Pedro Almodóvar Gay Cowboy Movie at Cannes Is Just So Hot

Reminds me of this Disney song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z-aezZWwTg&t=33s

Posted by: Fetterman at May 17, 2023 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

291 I don't see why the Feminists want to lay a shaky claim to having brewed the first beer. Why not go with something like making the first sandwiches?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 17, 2023 07:24 PM (cupoy)

We know who received the first sandwich, so all we need to do is find out the sex of his cook.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 09:14 PM (eoQWY)

292 Montanta's Republican governor signs law banning TikTok.

I don't think that's going to hold up. I'm not sure it should.
_____________

I agree. They should instead take a leaf from the Democrat/Red notebook and burden the crap out of TikTok with taxes and regulations that make TikTok miserable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2023 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

They should *really* take a page out and just deny taking the case at all because nobody has "Standing" to sue.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 09:17 PM (eoQWY)

293 Trying to think. Alexander blew in 332 BC. Caesar arrives in 48 BC. So, roughly 300 years of only marrying the local greek people in alexandria and trying to keep the royal line 'pure'. Hmmm. That would probably do it. I seem to recall that the ministers wanted to marry off... whatever the kid brother's name was to Cleopatra, in the Egyptian/Ptolemaic tradition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2023 07:02 PM (/xaUq)

They didn't marry *anyone* in Alexandria aside from their own brothers. If that didn't work out there were a few royal lines in Egypt and Asia Minor that could be used in a pinch, but these were also pretty full of Ptolemaic bloodlines and fairly exclusive in their histories, though I think the bro/sis thing was just Egypt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2023 09:20 PM (eoQWY)

294 Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders

https://tinyurl.com/3kn73ykf

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 17, 2023 10:25 PM (NKKjZ)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 17, 2023 10:25 PM (NKKjZ)

296

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Posted by: Natasha Obrien at May 18, 2023 03:36 AM (bxYCe)

297 Xipe Totec (#30):
Texas and the other 24 states would indeed make a "good start on a new country". I'm pretty sure* that all of them are contiguous except Alaska (of course) and New Hampshire. And this despite missing three states that should have signed on, but haven't (or haven't yet): Louisiana, Kentucky, and Kansas. So it would be one huge contiguous country with some other bits embedded in it and mostly surrounded, plus the two outlying bits, AK and NH. Strong incentive for the embedded states to join up. Not that the new country would want some of them, though they (we) might be willing to take most of (e.g.) Colorado and leave a little lefty city-state in the middle supplied only by Berlin-style airlifts.

*Pretty sure because I didn't actually look at a map, just drew one from memory. But I've always been ace at Geography.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 19, 2023 12:26 PM (eNhou)

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