Whoa: Newsmax Defeated CNN On Friday, To Become the Third-Rated Cable TV Channel

This is huge!

Sure, it's just a one-night win, but a long time ago, Fox News posted a one-night win over CNN, too.

Before consistently trouncing it night-after-night.

Now, I think it's pretty obvious what's going on: Leftwing Karens are temporarily boycotting CNN because their delicate feelings were hurt when CNN "platformed" Donald Trump. (Corrected.)

But CNN's ratings weren't just low -- Newsmax's are very high.

Fox has lost a ton of viewers and they have migrated to Newsmax. And I'm pretty certain they won't be migrating back to Fox this time, as they did after the wrong call for Arizona voting in 2020. This time people understand Goldfinger's quote:

The first time is happenstance.
Twice is coincidence.
The third time it's enemy action.

But Fox's loss is Newsmax's gain -- and CNN's humiliation.

Newsmax defeated CNN in Friday's prime-time ratings to become the nation's third-highest-rated cable news channel. The news marks the latest embarrassment for CNN, an already-declining, left-wing propaganda network responsible for peddling numerous lies and regime-approved narratives in recent years.
According to figures from Nielsen Media Research, Newsmax's "Eric Bolling The Balance" recorded 467,000 viewers in the 8 p.m. ET hour. Meanwhile, only 447,000 watched CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360." In the 9 p.m. ET hour, radio host Chris Plante's new program, "The Right Squad," garnered 32,000 more viewers than CNN's "Whole Story" (325,000 to 293,000).
Lastly, in the 10 p.m. ET slot, "Greg Kelly Reports" scored 278,000 viewers while "Who's Talking to Chris Wallace?" only managed to notch 263,000.
The first and second slots for Friday's prime-time ratings were taken by Fox News and MSNBC, respectively.
"Newsmax has witnessed a consistent, positive trend for weeks and we are looking forward to enormous interest in the network as we draw closer to the GOP primaries and '24 election," Newsmax CEO Christopher Ruddy said in a statement.

Posted by: Ace at 02:44 PM

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1
Liverwurst!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 02:44 PM (RJQ8g)

2
yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 16, 2023 02:44 PM (vwCZJ)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 02:44 PM (EtqYz)

4 This is happy news.

Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 02:44 PM (NaH5I)

5 Good job, Fox!

Posted by: Black History Month at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

6 Give up on cable news, people.

Cable news sucks.

Ace needs more readership anyway. So, all you people not reading this blog and who have no idea it exists, come here!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

7 So close!

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (CtJ/Z)

8 *Dylan Mulvaney voice*

THIS is CNN.

Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (iayUP)

9 Ace, might want to correct the article to "platformed Donald Trump," as it currently says Tucker Carlson, and I don't recall CNN platforming TuCa.

Posted by: ballistic at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (oXNqT)

10 This is happy news.
Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 02:44 PM (NaH5I)
-

But can NM run with it long term?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (EtqYz)

11 Nood notice posted.

Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (NaH5I)

12 When Fox showed their true colors, this was inevitable.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (N1DT3)

13 Jumping from one "managed principal" to another. Whoopie!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (a/py5)

14 So, all you people not reading this blog and who have no idea it exists, come here!

Blog?

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (CtJ/Z)

15 Liverwurst, mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (5wP0Q)

16 9 Ace, might want to correct the article to "platformed Donald Trump," as it currently says Tucker Carlson, and I don't recall CNN platforming TuCa.
Posted by: ballistic at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (oXNqT)

==

This is a happy occasion.

Let's not bicker about 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

17 Some people still watch cable television.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (5YlmS)

18 No expectations that they will stay on our side, of course, but going to enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (NaH5I)

19 Uh oh.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (ncXxy)

20 Twitter will be like a distributor/omniversal theater chain.

Chris Ruddy, Elon Musk is calling your office.

Posted by: network is sort of an outdated construct, its a producer/a studio at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (sh1GZ)

21 I watch Newsmax TV nearly every morning as I shave. I'm bloody tired of Cindy Crawford "Meaningful Beauty" ads and "My Pillow 2.0" ads and "GOLO" ads. But I'd get some of those on left-leaning TV channels too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

22 After this, CNN should host a toga party, but the entire newsroom is chanting Lemon!, Lemon!, Lemon!

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (39OkX)

23 Cable news is asshole

Posted by: Shaftoe at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (cESwY)

24
Fox Corporation (FOXA)
30.72 -0.30 (-0.95%)
As of 02:46PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (aD39U)

25 I haven't watched the news in a decade. I read the news.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

26 Also, I think you meant platformed "Trump"?

Or, did Tucker go on CNN and I didn't know it?

(I haven't watched CNN in a couple decades, so it's possible.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (N1DT3)

27 {{{creeper}}}

I miss you too.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (/xk9P)

28 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (7H/Zf)

29 I'm still skeptical on Newsmax.
Then again... I'm not sure any "news" channel is worthy of respect.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (53oGX)

30
This is kinda hilarious.

Without Trump, CNN dies.

But, with Trump, their news toads get no yummy yummy petit fours at DC Parties.

What to do. What to do.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (RJQ8g)

31 *Dylan Mulvaney voice*

THIS is CNN.
Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023

***
*Alvin the Chipmunk voice *

"O-KAY!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

32 Thank you for identifying our next skin suit!

Posted by: The Left at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

33 Geez! You lie, cheat, and steal for a few decades and, right away, they turn on you!

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (FVME7)

34 >>25 I haven't watched the news in a decade. I read the news. Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

Daily morning briefings, prisoner interrogations, informants.

There are many ways to get one's news.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (5YlmS)

35 Hi, SMH. I trust your baptism went smoothly?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (5wP0Q)

36 29 I'm still skeptical on Newsmax.
Then again... I'm not sure any "news" channel is worthy of respect.
Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (53oGX)

Don't.
Trust.
ANYBODY.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 02:49 PM (sm6Pk)

37 Cable?

Posted by: Seriously? at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (PqDJ7)

38 I'm getting sexually aroused watching Fox, CNN, Bud Light, and Miller Lite flounder around on the concrete like a dying fish gasping desperately for air. I'm sure I'll eventually get disappointed and frustrated as conservatives often do. But I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

39 *Dylan Mulvaney voice*

THIS is CNN.
Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (iayUP)

They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (7H/Zf)

40 I'm still skeptical on Newsmax.
Then again... I'm not sure any "news" channel is worthy of respect.
Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2023 02:48 PM (53oGX)

*Greta van Susteren grins hideously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (aD39U)

41 I check a few other internet sites for info, but honestly here at the HQ I get all I need… you et al do a great job, ace.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (PCK5/)

42 Minority, women, and child anchors hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (Bem3c)

43 13 Jumping from one "managed principal" to another. Whoopie!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 16, 2023 02:46 PM (a/py5)

No thanks. I don't watch The View.

Posted by: Black History Month at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

44 I've not gone to NewsMax, it's like watching a public broadcast channel.

They use a god damned Video Toaster as a Vision Mixer.

Really bro, really?

I've simply stopped watching most broadcast television.

In fact, I don't watch any broadcast television anymore.

Life has improved immeasurably.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (up/3i)

45 After seeing that creepy Anderson Cooper character for the first time, it never occurred to me that anybody but his mother would tune into his show.

Vile, sickly-looking 'speciperson.'

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (KVGVf)

46 Yes, it did, Bulgaroctonus, thank you. : )

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (/xk9P)

47 *Dylan Mulvaney voice*

THIS is CNN.
Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM

So soon before Pride Month, CNN?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (Wnv9h)

48 Yay, the passel of whores and charlatans and liars who don't actively hate me are pulling ahead in the who-makes-more-money-for-advertisers derby.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (9UlRk)

49 *Greta van Susteren grins hideously*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023

***
I can't imagine her grinning any other way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

50 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (PqDJ7)

51 How do you fail with Chris Wallace on the menu?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (C7jzY)

52 >>*Greta van Susteren grins hideously*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (aD39U)

Operating Thetan.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (5YlmS)

53 "I told you opinion shows where you verbally berate your guests while lying to your audience was the way to go" ~Don Lemon (probably from his couch)

Posted by: Flyguy at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (VrVjC)

54 I'm still skeptical on Newsmax.
Then again... I'm not sure any "news" channel is worthy of respect.

Just remember management at Newsmax made refusing to get Fauci's Kill Shot a terminable offense.

Sacrifice your life or keep your job. Newsmax doesn't give a flying fornication about their staff.

People to them are just diseased livestock that need to be herded and managed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (YXHzG)

55 *Greta van Susteren grins hideously*

In this sentence, "grins hideously" is redundant.

Posted by: now there's a newsgal, that ain't getting by on her looks at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (sh1GZ)

56 Just terrible newz. Really.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

57 They use a god damned Video Toaster as a Vision Mixer.

_______

Cut to a commercial the Amiga is overheating.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (OgrpQ)

58 They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM

You know where this is? This is CNN, baby!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (Wnv9h)

59 CNN doesn't care.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (G0vdT)

60 They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (7H/Zf)

Or the late Sam Kinneson.

"THIS! IS CNN!! AAAAAAAUGH!!!!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (N3zMI)

61 News Reader remains the most over paid profession.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

62 50 Has CNN found the plane yet?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (PqDJ7)

Don Lemon said something about a black hole...

Posted by: Black History Month at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

63 I've simply stopped watching most broadcast television.

In fact, I don't watch any broadcast television anymore.

Life has improved immeasurably.
-----------------
I'll keep you up to date on Oak Island. I've got your six, buddy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (C7jzY)

64 We're all scum! Film at 11:00!

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (FVME7)

65 News Reader remains the most over paid profession.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

AI/CGi should be easily capable of replacing the talking heads.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (aD39U)

66 >>People to them are just diseased livestock that need to be herded and managed.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 02:51 PM (YXHzG)

People are diseased livestock that need to be herded and managed.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (5YlmS)

67 All broadcast news is too heavily censored/ massaged to be of much use…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (PCK5/)

68 Certainly already mentioned ace but you surely meant "platforming" Drumpf.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

69 *Dylan Mulvaney voice*

THIS is CNN.
Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023 02:45 PM (iayUP)

They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (7H/Zf)

--------

Where's the Gilbert Gottfried AI Bot when you need it?

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (Bem3c)

70 46 🙂👍

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (5wP0Q)

71 but how is NBC going to control and monitor newsmaxxe's disinformation?

CNN anchors, on a tv in a airport lounge, probably

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

72 *I'll keep you up to date on Oak Island. I've got your six, buddy.*

Ok, I snorfled.

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (PqDJ7)

73 NewsMax cucked to Dominion more obsequiously than most. And that's before they insisted their staffers get the jab. I certainly won't watch them, much less rejoice in their small potatoes jump over CNN.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (78UcJ)

74 I never understood why people would watch Fox because of Tucker - it's a trash network whether you like him or not - but I heard plenty of people say he was the only reason they did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (oINRc)

75 Fox has lost a ton of viewers and they have migrated to Newsmax. And I'm pretty certain they won't be migrating back to Fox this time, as they did after the wrong call for Arizona voting in 2020.
++++
In a way, I am kinda bummed about this. It's probably better to consume no cable news at all than to switch to another channel. That said, Newsmax is probably the best option for switchers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

76 Mmm. Little ovens.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (Vwz3I)

77 Some people still watch cable television.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM

*waves Forrest Gump fashion*

Posted by: The left tail of the Bell curve at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (Wnv9h)

78 Some people still watch cable television.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:47 PM (5YlmS)

Blah Blah and I like our cable news network just fine. I sure wish there was a way we could have the federal government pay for our cable TV since we are retired and on a fixed income.

Sure would make it more enjoyable as we track our investments with Stephanie Ruhle on MSNBC. We may buy a 3rd vacation home in Hawaii if the dollar rebounds.

Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer Socialists at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (i0IO3)

79 So, if Newsmax is the most popular, it can't be considered extremist.

CNN, which caters to a radical few, is extremist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

80 75 In a way, I am kinda bummed about this. It's probably better to consume no cable news at all than to switch to another channel. That said, Newsmax is probably the best option for switchers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

=========

*sighs sadly*
-The Game Show Network, just as informative

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

81 I've simply stopped watching most broadcast television.

In fact, I don't watch any broadcast television anymore.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Point taken, but it's not broadcast. And neither is Fox.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (jzzG8)

82 "Hey, so we're just gonna say the same shit and nonsense every other jackleg on television is saying, but get the trumptards and Jesus idiots to listen to us instead of the subliterate mouthbreathers and sleeping geriatrics"

Yay, news.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (9UlRk)

83 I recently flew for the first time in several years and now that I think about it I do not recall having to deal with wall-to-wall CNN at the airports.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (N3zMI)

84 No one but me likes OANN and their vaguely ethnic brunettes. I actually pay the $4.99/mo to stream it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (aD39U)

85 79 So, if Newsmax is the most popular, it can't be considered extremist.

CNN, which caters to a radical few, is extremist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

Extremism is what Regime says it is, Comrade.

Posted by: Black History Month at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

86 Nunes said on Newsmax yesterday that his lawyer was subjected to IRS intimidation (subpoenas on financial info, etc) when he was starting his (actual) investigation into the RUSSIA! nonsense in 2017.

That's nice.

Assuming his lawyer didn't, for other reasons, merit this kind of treatment, of course (yeah yeah it's boring but facts are still worth getting straight).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (OTzUX)

87 @57

>>Cut to a commercial the Amiga is overheating.

Actually, back in the day, Amiga's were routinely used as cheap character generators when you couldn't afford a Chyron.

The history of Commodore and the people who ran and their gross mismanagement should be a multi-part documentary of what could have been.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

88 I've been watching the Right Squad on Newmax with my favorite talk show host, Chris Plante.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (krQz2)

89 CNN is the Bud Light of cable channels.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (rJ48h)

90 Off Sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

91 Mmm. Little ovens.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (Vwz3I)

Nothing wrong with Easy-Bake!

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (78UcJ)

92 Newsmax is shit, too. Just stop watching news. News is over anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (oINRc)

93 "Newsmax has witnessed a consistent, positive trend for weeks and we are looking forward to enormous interest in the network as we draw closer to the GOP primaries and '24 election," Newsmax CEO Christopher Ruddy said in a statement.
++++
I'll bet you are. Looks great for your business. Plus, it can let you demand a significantly higher price when a man in a dark suit swings by and demands that your coverage be very, very helpful on Election Day and Election Night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

94 OT: Vive le France!

Macron's order to hang his portrait in the administration [office] of each city from 1,500 residents [up].
Locals are glad to oblige

https://tinyurl.com/msnmph3t

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (xhaym)

95
Back in the before days when CNN hadn't quite evolved yet-

Turner Broadcasting's main newsman was a guy called "Dick Tush" or some such thing.

Bring him back. He couldn't be any worse than Auntjemima Cuckold or whatever his name is.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (RJQ8g)

96 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFeVfwDvTyM

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (BRHaw)

97 AI/CGi should be easily capable of replacing the talking heads.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023

***
Just imagine how far Max Headroom will have come in the last thirty years.

Hell, if they're going to do AI/CGI news readers, give me 27-year-old Nicole Kidman from To Die For.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

98 We're all scum! Film at 11:00!

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (FVME7)

--------

That's not news.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (Bem3c)

99 That jumped up a notch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (BRHaw)

100 *sighs sadly*
-The Game Show Network, just as informative
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And way more entertaining. I actually like game shows, especially quiz and word games.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

101 Again, there’s nothing out there that I can’t get here.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (PCK5/)

102 If fucking Feinstein can be a senator, then dammit i'm digging up Gene Rayburn and I'm not stopping until he's in office.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk)

103 No one but me likes OANN and their vaguely ethnic brunettes.
==
I saw the Vaguely Ethnic Brunettes open for the Butt Hole Surfers in 1988. Free show. Got hammered.

Posted by: woke up in a paddy wagon at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (sh1GZ)

104 >>88 I've been watching the Right Squad on Newmax with my favorite talk show host, Chris Plante.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (krQz2)

Agree with his politics, but sheesh, his delivery is painful--an endless series of digressions.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (5YlmS)

105 Hell, if they're going to do AI/CGI news readers, give me 27-year-old Nicole Kidman from To Die For.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

And fuckface Cruse used to climb up that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (BRHaw)

106 Vile, sickly-looking 'speciperson.'
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (KVGVf)

You do realize that he is two steps away from LARPing Max Headroom, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)

107 100 *sighs sadly*
-The Game Show Network, just as informative
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++
And way more entertaining. I actually like game shows, especially quiz and word games.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

=========

I used to watch Food Network at Dolley's mom's house, but even they are too in the narrative (Guy Fieri going nuts because his final two contestants are women? whatever, dude), and I've switched to GSN.

Family Feud, man. Constant race wars, but family friendly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

108 Once upon a time, back when I cared, people would sometimes mention One America News, or OAN. Is it still a thing?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (PqDJ7)

109 94 OT: Vive le France!

Macron's order to hang his portrait in the administration [office] of each city from 1,500 residents [up].
Locals are glad to oblige

https://tinyurl.com/msnmph3t

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (xhaym)

Isn't a Macron a type of cookie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

110 well, let's see the alternative media is doing better and better. rumble, substack...how else can we help

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (MLrvz)

111 >>give me 27-year-old Nicole Kidman from To Die For.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

Yowza. She can tell me 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (5YlmS)

112 Macron's order to hang his portrait in the administration [office] of each city from 1,500 residents [up].
Locals are glad to oblige
_________

You know who else ordered his portrait to hang in every French city?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

113 We're all scum! Film at 11:00!

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (FVME7)

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That's not necessarily the news.
Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM

Adjusted.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (Wnv9h)

114 The history of Commodore and the people who ran and their gross mismanagement should be a multi-part documentary of what could have been.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

Stuart Brown ("Ahoy" on YouTube) has a great video on this

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM (9UlRk)

115 It's amazing that the Fox News website is completely different than the network news. I would say they actually lean right .

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (MNhXM)

116 Newsmax is shit, too. Just stop watching news. News is over anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The Right still needs to fill the 'airwaves' with some kind of counter-programming because you and I aren't not the average voter, amigo.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (jzzG8)

117 *waves to SMH*

Both computers are in the shop and I'm slower'n a snail on this tablet. Half my posts get willowed. I'm glad you got the hug.

Posted by: creeper at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (cTCuP)

118 Yowza. She can tell me 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 02:58 PM

Just stay away from her dirty laundry, Zod.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Wnv9h)

119 We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde, comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (BRHaw)

120 All broadcast news is too heavily censored/ massaged to be of much use…
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (PCK5/)

And paid for by big Pharma. Accidentally saw some broadcast news last month. The Pharma ads dominated the commercial breaks. If they are paying that much money for ads, seems to reason they have a lot of pull on what ends up in the show.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (qayCr)

121 6 Give up on cable news, people.

Cable news sucks.

Ace needs more readership anyway. So, all you people not reading this blog and who have no idea it exists, come here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's a hell of a marketing attempt, TJM! Good Job!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (sAmhv)

122 >>>9 Ace, might want to correct the article to "platformed Donald Trump," as it currently says Tucker Carlson, and I don't recall CNN platforming TuCa.

thanks, ballistic. Yes, I meant Trump. I had Tucker Carlson's name in my head too and it got all jumbled up.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (iHBZj)

123 They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM

You know where this is? This is CNN, baby!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (Wnv9h)
---
"This show gonna die!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (krQz2)

124 @65 AI/CGi should be easily capable of replacing the talking heads.

----

Don't be absurd! What sort of silly thinking is that?

-- Eliza Casan

Posted by: junior at May 16, 2023 03:00 PM (+oXFx)

125 97 Wolfus, To Die For is the movie that made me fall in love with Nichole Kidman.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:00 PM (5wP0Q)

126 OANN had/has that one, forget her name, yowzah. Best part of the C19 daily briefings, watching her give her mini-speeches/ask tendentious questions (but both were pretty reasonable, alongside the almost unrelieved frothing idiocy of the rest of the press at those things). She also did a few Ukraine-corruption interviews that were interesting, apart from staring at her, I mean.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 03:00 PM (OTzUX)

127 94 OT: Vive le France!

Macron's order to hang his portrait in the administration [office] of each city from 1,500 residents [up].
Locals are glad to oblige

https://tinyurl.com/msnmph3t

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (xhaym)

I would gladly hang a french pol!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 03:00 PM (BRHaw)

128 87 The history of Commodore and the people who ran and their gross mismanagement should be a multi-part documentary of what could have been.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

Tramiel f***ed both Commodore AND Atari.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:00 PM (sm6Pk)

129 >>Just stay away from her dirty laundry, Zod.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 02:59 PM (Wnv9h)

Somewhere in a Tokyo pachinko parlor there's an automat that sells 'AUTHENTIC Nicole Kidman soiled panties.'

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:01 PM (5YlmS)

130 @128

>>Tramiel f***ed both Commodore AND Atari.

He's the Anti Steve Jobs.

There is a special place in hell for that dude.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)

131 It's nice they put on a little dog and pony show for us inbetween the half hour psoriasis pill commercial.

Seriously, when the hell did everyone on earth get psoriasis? Did they hand it out for free when we all got given our peanut allergies, or what?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (9UlRk)

132 give me 27-year-old Nicole Kidman from To Die For.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023
*
Yowza. She can tell me 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023

***
Which was pretty much what her character Suzanne was all about, when she wasn't planning to bump off her husband.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

133 Actually, back in the day, Amiga's were routinely used as cheap character generators when you couldn't afford a Chyron.
_______

Yep, My high school buddy did a lot of toaster work on his Amiga in the early 90's.

Commodore Documentary would epic, probably only out done by Intellivision's mismanagement and out right theft of Namco property.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (OgrpQ)

134 People forget that Fox also called the House for the Demons VERY early in 2018. It's like they "knew".....

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (zeEqS)

135 Good for Newsmax but I don't watch any cable news

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (xhxe8)

136 Somewhere in a Tokyo pachinko parlor there's an automat that sells 'AUTHENTIC Nicole Kidman soiled panties.'
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:01 PM

Well...Japan.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM (Wnv9h)

137 1-877-kars for kids, this...IS CNN!...k-a-r-s kars for kids...this...IS CNN!...Do-nate your kar to-day...this...

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM (5YlmS)

138 Wolfus, To Die For is the movie that made me fall in love with Nichole Kidman.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023

***
I was bowled over before. But TDF was the one that made me realize she was a real actress and not just a glamour girl.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

139 133 Commodore Documentary would epic, probably only out done by Intellivision's mismanagement and out right theft of Namco property.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (OgrpQ)

Are we allowed to know what Namco is on a Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM (sm6Pk)

140 133 Actually, back in the day, Amiga's were routinely used as cheap character generators when you couldn't afford a Chyron.
_______

Yep, My high school buddy did a lot of toaster work on his Amiga in the early 90's.

Commodore Documentary would epic, probably only out done by Intellivision's mismanagement and out right theft of Namco property.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (OgrpQ)

Babylon 5 special effects were done on Amigas, I believe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

141 131 It's nice they put on a little dog and pony show for us inbetween the half hour psoriasis pill commercial.

Seriously, when the hell did everyone on earth get psoriasis? Did they hand it out for free when we all got given our peanut allergies, or what?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (9UlRk)

It auto immune and also I think a very OCD disease. I think much if it is mental.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (BRHaw)

142 Willowed and all but just to add that different Senate offices worked/work very differently, depending. Some senators are influenced (and not unreasonably) on certain issues by actually qualified and good staff. This usually occurs in the areas of their major committee assignments, and interest. There are completely vapid senators (Biden was one, though there was usually one or two dumber than he is, say, a Chic Hecht, Larry Pressler, or Patty Murray), and there are some who are fairly sharp. A lot of variety. Also variety in the staff's role and importance.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (OTzUX)

143 It's nice they put on a little dog and pony show for us inbetween the half hour psoriasis pill commercial.

Seriously, when the hell did everyone on earth get psoriasis? Did they hand it out for free when we all got given our peanut allergies, or what?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM

Oh, the heartbreak...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (Wnv9h)

144 I read that Jesse Watters wanted Wallace and that desiccated windbag Cavuto fired. Watters should go to Newsmax.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (N5C4b)

145 Nicole Kidman's hands are purple and pink and scary. It's really odd.

She needs to wear Jackie Onassis gloves or something in public.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)

146 Nicole Kidman has made several interesting movies… Dead Calm, Eyes Wide Shut…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)

147 108 Once upon a time, back when I cared, people would sometimes mention One America News, or OAN. Is it still a thing?
Posted by: Just Wondering
------------
Streaming only pretty much. Think they had a toe hold on a few cable systems but during the Biden junta and drop in profits were dropped.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2023 03:05 PM (Mqc2O)

148 145 Nicole Kidman's hands are purple and pink and scary. It's really odd.

She needs to wear Jackie Onassis gloves or something in public.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)

She has hands… huh..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)

149 Are we allowed to know what Namco is on a Smart Military Blog?
Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM

It was a pimp. It never could have outfought Norelco.

Posted by: Don Ronco at May 16, 2023 03:05 PM (Wnv9h)

150 And fuckface Cruse used to climb up that!

Hypothetically.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at May 16, 2023 03:05 PM (VNjzL)

151 OANN had/has that one, forget her name, yowzah. Best part of the C19 daily briefings, watching her give her mini-speeches/ask tendentious questions (but both were pretty reasonable, alongside the almost unrelieved frothing idiocy of the rest of the press at those things). She also did a few Ukraine-corruption interviews that were interesting, apart from staring at her, I mean.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023

***
Chanel Rion, I think?

(And don't go look at the Wiki page for OANN. To say it's biased would be like saying the Atlantic Ocean is a little damp.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

152 "The Others" is one of my favorite psycho suspense movies, I think Kidman is in it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (jTmQV)

153 @133

>>Yep, My high school buddy did a lot of toaster work on his Amiga in the early 90's.

I started at Cablevision in the 80's. Amiga's fitted with external genlocks were used for all of the community notice interstitials.

I mean, back in the day, a Chyron would cost upwards of a 250k for a single channel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (up/3i)

154 >>>*Greta van Susteren grins hideously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

>I always wondered when Toho Studios would come to the States and reclaim their blonde Gargantua, Greta.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (KVGVf)

155 145 I would let Nicole use her hands on me, if that would help.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (5wP0Q)

156 152 "The Others" is one of my favorite psycho suspense movies, I think Kidman is in it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (jTmQV)

Very good movie..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

157 Woah, guys.

Not every thread needs to be a movie thread.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

158 My retired military, blue collar father for some reason brought home a Commodore 64 system with printer and that became his hobby. We got the upgraded Commodore 128 when it was released.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

159 If it bleeds, it leads. If it burns, it earns.

Posted by: It's all about advertising at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (PqDJ7)

160 159 If it bleeds, it leads. If it burns, it earns.
Posted by: It's all about advertising at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (PqDJ7)

And that's just the ads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (9UlRk)

161 I've never seen the movie but the opening to Eyes Wide Shut is mag fucking nificent.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (zeEqS)

162 And fuckface Cruse used to climb up that!

Fuckface Cruise sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

163 My retired military, blue collar father for some reason brought home a Commodore 64 system with printer and that became his hobby. We got the upgraded Commodore 128 when it was released.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)
++++
The most common ways the C128 was actually used, in my experience:
1. Turn on
2. Type "GO64"
3. Strike "Enter"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

164 "This is huge!"

Won't be as huge as the lefty cock they'll eventually be unfurling for you to suck on.
Fucking grifters know just what we want to hear, hopium. Always looking for a savior and something to make us feel politically important.

Pull the f'ing plug and do something productive like creating some "wins" by your own hands.

Posted by: JROD at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (IlL6s)

165 They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.
Posted by: Robert

Axle grew up in Lafayette Indiana. Did interviews saying "that shit hole really screwed me up". I was living in Lafayette at the time and suggested that the city should put a billboard out on I65 saying ...

Welcome to Lafayette! We screwed up Axle Rose and now he's rich and famous! Come see what we can do for you!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (Wy1BU)

166 If you experience bleeding, burning, runny nose, or death, consult your doctor immediately

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (9UlRk)

167 The Others" is one of my favorite psycho suspense movies, I think Kidman is in it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (jTmQV)

Very good movie..
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

Yes. Like a shamalamadingdong type movie but better.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (MNhXM)

168 I cut cable many moons ago. (Hoping that using many moons ago is not cultural appropriation. I'm 29, so whatever).

I appreciate JJ Sefton's morning post. I will admit that I wish that we could occasionally get a Monty of the Doom report. The Horde has become my go to for breaking news. Doesn't mean I don't apply the 24 hour rule or go on my own rabbit hole adventures.

I think I'm finally free of the cognizant dissonance cycle of believing the media is fake and false but waiting with bated breath on what reporting is done by the same people. It's tough.

Posted by: Usedtocould at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (LRa30)

169 meanwhile..the trump townhall had 3 million views for CNN?

go woke, get broke

but get based, debt erased!

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (MLrvz)

170 157 Woah, guys.

Not every thread needs to be a movie thread.

Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

Sorry… I’ll be serious..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

171 "The Others" is one of my favorite psycho suspense movies, I think Kidman is in it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023

***
Yes; kind of like Turn of the Screw meets . . .

. . . well, if I say the name of the other movie, it will spoil The Others for anybody who hasn't seen it. Let's leave it at that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

172 Greta van Susteren grins hideously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

>I always wondered when Toho Studios would come to the States and reclaim their blonde Gargantua, Greta.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (KVGVf)

I'd like to see her in a beehive hair-do dramatically point and hiss at Fetterman.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (RJQ8g)

173 Stupid ignoramus Licht really thought he could deep six Trump in that townhall. What an asshole that guy turned out to be. I hope he loses everything.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (N5C4b)

174 162 And fuckface Cruse used to climb up that!

Fuckface Cruise sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpTycWYX6No&t=14s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

175 Stupid ignoramus Licht really thought he could deep six Trump
_________

Licht Mahballs?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 16, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)

176 Lastest Zeducation.
Up four hours ago, already 50k viewers.

https://youtu.be/TZ6Xjl6ZP6E

An Ewoks meme in there today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

177 In the 9 p.m. ET hour, radio host Chris Plante's new program, "The Right Squad," garnered 32,000 more viewers than CNN's "Whole Story" (325,000 to 293,000).

///

good for Plante. Doing it the old fashioned way, from AM talkie to cable.

I just hope newsmaxxx can get some good sponsorships like patriot water (just a ziplock with water in it)

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:10 PM (MLrvz)

178 Gave away my TV last week. Don't miss it.

Posted by: And it feels great. at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (PqDJ7)

179 Not every thread needs to be a movie thread.

Jeez

//////

yeah, where da boobs

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (MLrvz)

180 @140

>>Babylon 5 special effects were done on Amigas, I believe.

Yes, the head effects artist used to work at a store called Amigination in NYC, he would use his lunch hours and spare time to learn Scultp 4d and Imagine, which were the main 3D programs on the Amiga at that time.

He put his demo together and sent it out, and the rest is history.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)

181 I've never seen the movie but the opening to Eyes Wide Shut is mag fucking nificent.
Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023

***
It's a disturbing and unsettling film. I rented it (back in the Blockbuster days) because of Nicole. But she isn't in it that much -- yet I was caught up in the atmosphere and the story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

182 >>I'd like to see her in a beehive hair-do dramatically point and hiss at Fetterman.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (RJQ8g)

I'd like to see Fetterman explain to her that that boy lives inside his own heart and that's a mighty big place to live mmmm-hmmm

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (5YlmS)

183 August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law and are a grave disservice to the men and women who sacrifice so much to protect others. Violence and threats against law enforcement, including the FBI, are dangerous and should be deeply concerning to all Americans. Every day I see the men and women of the FBI doing their jobs professionally and with rigor, objectivity, and a fierce commitment to our mission of protecting the American people and upholding the Constitution. I am proud to serve alongside them.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Vwz3I)

184 Not every thread needs to be a movie thread.

Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

I don't get it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (aD39U)

185 Honestly, if South Park had a news show I'd watch it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (C7jzY)

186 Are we allowed to know what Namco is on a Smart Military Blog?

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:03 PM (sm6Pk)

Video Game company that produced Pac-Man. Intellivision madePac Man for their console, but did not get permission or pay royalties to Namco. Lawsuit has been going on since 1983.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (OgrpQ)

187 My theory Fox was in on the 2020 Fraud knowledge

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (xhxe8)

188 Friday's prime-time ratings were taken by Fox News and MSNBC, respectively
.........

Hmmm. Great American Hannity or Transgender Fonzie?
*swithches to 90 Day Fiance*
commercial
*switches to Naked and Afraid*
commercial
*switches to 90 Day Fiance*
commercial
*watches commercial*

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

189 177 In the 9 p.m. ET hour...

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:10 PM (MLrvz)

Funny enough 9 p.m. local time is when they Art Bell show comes on the radio...THAT's an ET hour, more or less...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

190 This busty, chilly brunette in a dress is happier in the woods than she is watching cable news:
https://is.gd/u4diVb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

191 McCarthy's currently trying to wake Biden from his nap so they can negotiate on the debt ceiling.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (G0vdT)

192 Some fun news regarding the dirtbag company that is Disney. The is a class action lawsuit being filed alleging that from 2020 - 2022 the accounting for streaming services was all lies . At YouTube Von Doomcock and Ryan Kinel have vids about it. As if Disney's month isn't bad enough. Only GoftG3 is saving them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (lRky4)

193 August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law and are a grave disservice to the men and women who sacrifice so much to protect others. Violence and threats against law enforcement, including the FBI, are dangerous and should be deeply concerning to all Americans. Every day I see the men and women of the FBI doing their jobs professionally and with rigor, objectivity, and a fierce commitment to our mission of protecting the American people and upholding the Constitution. I am proud to serve alongside them.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:11 PM (Vwz3I)
+++++
Whatever. Blow me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

194 They should get Axle Rose to do the "This is CNN" voiceover in the style of Welcome To The Jungle.

“Welcome to the Tater” would’ve been hilarious but he’s gone now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (3cXfB)

195 @190

>>This busty, chilly brunette in a dress is happier in the woods than she is watching cable news:
https://is.gd/u4diVb

She's staring directly into my soul.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (up/3i)

196 About two more hours 'til I can bug outta here. Got a short day tomorrow though with a work dinner in the evening, and then I'll "work" from home on Friday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

197
I (all caps "I" in italics and bold) am news. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (x0n13)

198 I begin to think my understanding of the word "unfounded" is flawed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)

199
@197

Now please kick the shit out of me for being a cocky asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (x0n13)

200 Going back to the post for a moment, the CNN President, Chris Licht, made one error right out of the box, which was to try to appeal to a broader swath of viewers without changing personnel.

He should have methodically fired all their people and replaced them, show by show, until he reached his goal. Keeping all the Zucker-ites was stupid, because they would always be trying to head home to their comfort-place (ideologically speaking) and never be headed to where Licht wanted to go.

Posted by: Miller Beer, breakfast of third place finishers at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (JtGov)

201 a class action lawsuit being filed alleging that from 2020 - 2022 the accounting for streaming services was all lies

I thought it was widely assumed that all streaming numbers are at least partial lies.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (3cXfB)

202 . . . well, if I say the name of the other movie, it will spoil The Others for anybody who hasn't seen it. Let's leave it at that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

The Others came out 22 years ago.

I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (aD39U)

203 Any successful News show must have Mexican weather girls.

https://tinyurl.com/bfzuz722

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (N5C4b)

204 197
I (all caps "I" in italics and bold) am news. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (

Yes, yu are. I hope people appreciate what you offer here. All we have to endure is toenail fungus ads..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (PCK5/)

205 201 a class action lawsuit being filed alleging that from 2020 - 2022 the accounting for streaming services was all lies

I thought it was widely assumed that all ~~streaming~~ corporate financial numbers are at least partial lies.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (3cXfB)

========

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

206 I (all caps "I" in italics and bold) am news. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023

***
Hey, I'm Music and I wrote all the songs!

Posted by: Barry Manilow at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)

207 movies:

Extraction Two is coming.

Extraction One, the Extractioning is better than any John wick movie.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (MLrvz)

208 198 I begin to think my understanding of the word "unfounded" is flawed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (9UlRk)

I do not think he knows what the word means.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

209 183 August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law and are a grave disservice to the men and women who sacrifice so much to protect others. Violence and threats against law enforcement, including the FBI, are dangerous and should be deeply concerning to all Americans. Every day I see the men and women of the FBI doing their jobs professionally and with rigor, objectivity, and a fierce commitment to our mission of protecting the American people and upholding the Constitution. I am proud to serve alongside them.
Posted by: andycanuck

Stasi Director say's what?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (sAmhv)

210 He should have methodically fired all their people and replaced them, show by show, until he reached his goal. Keeping all the Zucker-ites was stupid, because they would always be trying to head home to their comfort-place (ideologically speaking) and never be headed to where Licht wanted to go.
Posted by: Miller Beer, breakfast of third place finishers at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (JtGov)
++++
Yup. Concur. He should have begun a six-month process of purging *everyone* in the newsroom and in front of the camera.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

211 >>>52 "The Others" is one of my favorite psycho suspense movies, I think Kidman is in it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023 03:06 PM (jTmQV)

Very good movie..

Posted by: tubal

very good movie but I haven't watched it since the first time. I wonder if it holds up on second viewing. Twist movies often don't.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (iHBZj)

212 Seriously, when the hell did everyone on earth get psoriasis? Did they hand it out for free when we all got given our peanut allergies, or what?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 03:02 PM (9UlRk)

It auto immune and also I think a very OCD disease. I think much if it is mental.
Posted by: rhennigantx
---------
Nope, I think you are confusing it with fibromyalgia. Psoriasis comes from bad genetics and has been around even in ancient times confused with leprosy. It is not from a reduced immune response or viral infection such as shingles but an overactive one that is more closely aligned with childhood allergies and perhaps exposure to environmental chemicals and so on.

It can turn nasty into psoriatic arthritis if the body has a major stressor such as accident injuries, long viral illness, etc.--essentially the immune system turns on skin and joint tissues in an almost random fashion.

Causes lot of other problems if you have it like I do including possible heart issues.

Posted by: whig at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Mqc2O)

213 OT, but I recently took the Army's annual online OPSEC training. It's been dummied down to a series of cartoon scenarios, where you have to identify if sensitive information has been compromised.

The first comic had two strong Army women of color eating at a restaurant in Korea. One told the other she was going to video call her kid back in the US soon, but didn't worry because her wife was home watching the kid.

Next, we had a white male soldier who was disgruntled with the army asking a black soldier about a new system being fielded, and asking for detailed information he wasn't supposed to know.

Then, we have to pick the potential terrorist from a lineup of a white dude in coveralls, an Arab in traditional garb, and 2 women. The answer is all of them.

We have a man, woman and child in civilian clothes eating dinner at home. The woman tells the other two that she'll be deploying soon and will miss them. Strong and independent.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Bpza9)

214 Wray's a fag and so are all his employees.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (oINRc)

215 >>Now please kick the shit out of me for being a cocky asshole. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (x0n13)

tl;dr

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (5YlmS)

216 TJM, it’s not a movie thread. It’s a Nicole Kidman thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (5wP0Q)

217 i think Daniel Craig was in The Others, maybe.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (iHBZj)

218
The Others came out 22 years ago.

I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023

***
Jus' tryin' to be cool, Boss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

219 Going back to the post for a moment, the CNN President, Chris Licht, made one error right out of the box, which was to try to appeal to a broader swath of viewers without changing personnel.

He should have methodically fired all their people and replaced them, show by show, until he reached his goal. Keeping all the Zucker-ites was stupid, because they would always be trying to head home to their comfort-place (ideologically speaking) and never be headed to where Licht wanted to go.
Posted by: Miller Beer, breakfast of third place finishers at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM

Well he did get rid of Spuds and Lemon. So there's two food groups down. Now he needs to pick some vegetables. There's plenty to choose from at PNN.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (Ml6sx)

220 @197

Now please kick the shit out of me for being a cocky asshole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:14 PM (x0n13)
================
Je suis L'Etat!

and, of course,

"Apres moi, la Art Thread"

Posted by: General JJ Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (JtGov)

221 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (aD39U)

There's only like three movies you could name that would immediately spoil another movie so that kind of narrows it down.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (zeEqS)

222 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

223 Any successful News show must have Mexican weather girls.

https://tinyurl.com/bfzuz722
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (N5C4b)

Dios Mio!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (aD39U)

224 What's next
Every thread doesn't have to be about firearms?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (xhxe8)

225 Dumbledore died in book six…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

226 197
I (all caps "I" in italics and bold) am news. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 03:13 PM (x0n13)

"Say my name!"

Posted by: Walter White at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (Q4slo)

227 i think Daniel Craig was in The Others, maybe.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023

***
I don't recall him in that. But he did star with Nicole in the Philip Pullman adaptation, The Golden Compass.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (J2vNu)

228 225 Dumbledore died in book six…
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

=======

I'll never be able to finish The Lord of the Rings now...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

229 I did my part. No fox.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (JyxHl)

230 She's staring directly into my soul.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at

If she runs into a mirror she could cut her way through.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (eGTCV)

231 218
The Others came out 22 years ago.

I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023

***
Jus' tryin' to be cool, Boss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

it "The Others" any good? Haven't seen it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

232 Yeah, I can see how knowing the surprise ending would ruin "The Others".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (jTmQV)

233 i think Daniel Craig was in The Others, maybe.
Posted by: ace

no that's the drummer from satanica

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (MLrvz)

234 231

it "The Others" any good? Haven't seen it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

Extremely good..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

235 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses.
Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM

I wouldn't donate a matchbox car or a dog house. All because of their jingle. BTW. Biden donated a car, he was upset it didn't come with a kid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (Ml6sx)

236 >>213 OT, but I recently took the Army's annual online OPSEC training. It's been dummied down to a series of cartoon scenarios, where you have to identify if sensitive information has been compromised.
Posted by: Military Moron at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Bpza9)

"Click on the items on the desk that constitute a security risk."

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (5YlmS)

237 >>>225 Dumbledore died in book six…

I guess Some People aren't reading my Harry Potter fanfic. If you were reading The Hogswart Files, you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (iHBZj)

238 "Who's Talking to Chris Wallace?" only managed to notch 263,000."

Apparently, Chris Wallace is taking to himself and his dick puppet.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (ATSTk)

239 222 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses.
----------------
Will they take inlaws?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (C7jzY)

240 225 Dumbledore died in book six…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

Spoiler: Names of characters in the Harry Potter universe are a hint into who they are. A Dumbledore is a dung beetle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

241 >>235 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses. Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:17 PM

Do-nate your kid to-day.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (5YlmS)

242
There's only like three movies you could name that would immediately spoil another movie so that kind of narrows it down.
Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023

***
One is assuredly Empire Strikes Back, and I was trying to avoid mentioning the second. What would the third be?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)

243 McCarthy's currently trying to wake Biden from his nap so they can negotiate on the debt ceiling.
--------
Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 52m
REPORTER: “Where the heck is the President of the United States?”

NYC MAYOR ADAMS: “That is a good question and I think we all should be asking ‘why is this happening to a city that was turning itself around?’”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (Vwz3I)

244 Extremely good..
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

Once..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (aD39U)

245 239 222 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses.
----------------
Will they take inlaws?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (C7jzY)

Take my wife, please!

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (ynpvh)

246 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (aD39U)

"The fuck there is!!"
~M Night Shamalan

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (OgrpQ)

247 >>>I don't recall him in that. But he did star with Nicole in the Philip Pullman adaptation

I think there's a part where her dead husband appears as a ghost and that's him. I think.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (iHBZj)

248 you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!
----------------
Fuck. Those fucking wizards have scary fucking skillz.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (C7jzY)

249 237 >>>225 Dumbledore died in book six…

I guess Some People aren't reading my Harry Potter fanfic. If you were reading The Hogswart Files, you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (iHBZj)

Well shit!!….

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

250 "Who's Talking to Chris Wallace?" only managed to notch 263,000."

Apparently, Chris Wallace is talking to himself and his dick puppet.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (ATSTk)

251
I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

"Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

252 If you were reading The Hogswart Files, you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (iHBZj)

Oh. Sorry about the cremation then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (aD39U)

253 One is assuredly Empire Strikes Back, and I was trying to avoid mentioning the second. What would the third be?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)

Predestination.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (OgrpQ)

254 "Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

Motherfucker!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (aD39U)

255 251
I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

"Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

Or something else to some wealthy guy in real life...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (ynpvh)

256 I'm actually playing Hogwarts Legacy, it's pretty damn good.

Not Unchartered 4 good, but close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (up/3i)

257 The heartbreak of psoriasis.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

258 237 >>>225 Dumbledore died in book six…

I guess Some People aren't reading my Harry Potter fanfic. If you were reading The Hogswart Files, you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (iHBZj)

=========

So, he's even more of an asshole in your fanfic?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

259 This afternoon's Corporate Woke Insanity Clean-up News:

Molson Coors, owner of the Miller Lite brand, pushes back on criticism about its Without Women, No Beer ad.

"A spokesperson for Molson Coors hit back at the claims the advert was woke, telling DailyMail.com: 'This video was about two things: worm poop and saying women shouldn't be forced to mud wrestle in order to sell beer."

'Neither of these things should be remotely controversial and we hope beer drinkers can appreciate the humor (and ridiculousness) of this video from back in March.' "

https://tinyurl.com/mrxxw65b

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (AMIL/)

260 256 I'm actually playing Hogwarts Legacy, it's pretty damn good.

Not Unchartered 4 good, but close.

///

which has the bigger map.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (MLrvz)

261 254 "Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

Motherfucker!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (aD39U)

That was my bicycle.

Posted by: Kane at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (SYTee)

262 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

There was nothing of value in the Maltese falcon.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

263 very good movie but I haven't watched it since the first time. I wonder if it holds up on second viewing. Twist movies often don't.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023

***
Often they hold up on a second viewing, as you watch the entire sequence of events with the new knowledge and see how the scriptwriter and director concealed it and/or played fair with the clues. Like re-reading a classical mystery. It's a rare film, or mystery, that survives a third time unless it has something else on the ball.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

264 Darth Vader is Harry Potter's father.

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (FVME7)

265 Maybe CNN should change the name of the show to "Who's Chris Wallace?"

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (pwExq)

266 Because it came to me:

Dear Wizard People:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u981JhkK46o

A commentary track of the first Harry Potter movie that is gut-bustingly hilarious. Most of it is on YouTube, but I think you can find the full mp3 file of the audio online somewhere, but then you'll have to synch it up to a video file and that's just, like, you know, work and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

267 Didn't Eric Boiling get fired from Fox during the whole Me Too episode? It must be truly sweet for him watch Fox take it in the squeak hole.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (ATSTk)

268 Nope, I think you are confusing it with fibromyalgia.

The winner of the Fibromyalgia and Gluten Allergy cage match will fight Long COVID Wednesday Night on CNN.

The winner will be declared The Fashionable Ailment of 2023!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (RJQ8g)

269 CNN needs the Potato head.

Posted by: torabora at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (pPBM+)

270 254 "Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

Pee wee's bicycle was in the basement of the Alamo.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (OgrpQ)

271 264 Darth Vader is Harry Potter's father.

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (FVME7)

I thought that was Gandalph

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

272 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
*
There was nothing of value in the Maltese falcon.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023

***
Well, that was *eighty* years ago, so . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

273 256 I'm actually playing Hogwarts Legacy, it's pretty damn good.

Not Unchartered 4 good, but close.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:22 PM (up/3i)

=========

I 100%-ed that. It became work just doing all the stupid Merlin Trials and stuff, but I did it.

Punching Demons in the face until they explode is more fun. DOOM Eternal > Hogwarts Legacy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

274 Often they hold up on a second viewing, as you watch the entire sequence of events with the new knowledge and see how the scriptwriter and director concealed it and/or played fair with the clues. Like re-reading a classical mystery. It's a rare film, or mystery, that survives a third time unless it has something else on the ball.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

This is true. I watched the Sixth Sense a second time because I could have sworn that Willis interacted with someone besides the boy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (aD39U)

275 I guess Some People aren't reading my Harry Potter fanfic. If you were reading The Hogswart Files, you'd know that Dumbledore used a charm of Sleep of the Dead to fool everyone!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (iHBZj)
++++
LOL. Who'd you ship him with? Ron? Harry? One of the lesser characters?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

276 This isn't a movie thread.

THIS is a movie thread:
https://www.collativelearning.com/the%20shining.html

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (5YlmS)

277 Ahab gets killed in Moby Dick, along with everyone else except Ishmael..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

278 174 162 And fuckface Cruse used to climb up that!

Fuckface Cruise sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

Posted by: That Northern skulker

I saw Fatboy Slim sampling Fuckface Cruse at my local rave club in '04

Posted by: Hands at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (786Ro)

279 "August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law"

What's his opinion on well-founded attacks?

Do they restore respect for the rule of law or no?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (ou9hh)

280 245 That was Henny Youngman, I think, not Dangerfield.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (5wP0Q)

281 So you're saying all future Trump appearances on CNN will be for One Minute of Hate.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Coq40)

282 268 Nope, I think you are confusing it with fibromyalgia.

The winner of the Fibromyalgia and Gluten Allergy cage match will fight Long COVID Wednesday Night on CNN.

The winner will be declared The Fashionable Ailment of 2023!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:24 PM (RJQ8g)

When I graduated from the University, we had to put our names on cards so that the announcer could read our names as we walked up. Well, at one point the announcer says, "Dick Hurts". Guy comes limping up to the stage...

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (ynpvh)

283 Harry Potter's no Prospero.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (ATSTk)

284 277 Ahab gets killed in Moby Dick, along with everyone else except Ishmael..
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

=========

Fun fact:

British reviewers received copies that cut out the framing device of Ishmael telling the story and his survival of the final attack on the Pequod, and the reviewers savaged the book because it made no sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

285 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
REPORTER: "What is the White House reaction to Special Counsel Durham's report on how the FBI handled the Trump Russia probe?"

KJP: "I would leave it to the Department of Justice to speak to…"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (Vwz3I)

286 Christopher Eccleston was the husband in The Others.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (MNhXM)

287 In the completely real and not-at-all-fake world of 81 million votes, the biggest name in cable news gets a quarter million viewers.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (amJF4)

288 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
........

Charlize gets squashed like a June bug at the end.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

289 @260

>>which has the bigger map.

So far, I'm early in the game but Unchartered's map was friggin' YUUUGE compared to Hogwarts.

But similarly to Unchartered, it's a AAA game and it shows it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (up/3i)

290 186 Video Game company that produced Pac-Man. Intellivision madePac Man for their console, but did not get permission or pay royalties to Namco. Lawsuit has been going on since 1983.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (OgrpQ)

I'm aware. Namco has a hell of a history due to their involvement in the whole Atari/Midway/Warner story as well.

But knowing video game companies seems like it'd be frowned upon.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (sm6Pk)

291 So you're saying all future Trump appearances on CNN will be for One Minute of Hate.
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Coq40)

All future Town Halls will be without an audience.

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (aD39U)

292 If Lindsey Graham had a Canadian or Cuban protege his name would be Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 03:27 PM (KVGVf)

293 291 So you're saying all future Trump appearances on CNN will be for One Minute of Hate.
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (Coq40)

All future Town Halls will be without an audience.

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (aD39U)

Especially any Biden Town Halls.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

294 I wonder if the Murdochs bought Newsmax stock.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

295 News Reader remains the most over paid profession.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

I like the one Ace used awhile back...
"news actress"

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (RzLGh)

296 288 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
........

Charlize gets squashed like a June bug at the end.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

They had a giant pulled-pork meal for the sheriff and his deputies. They husband's body was never found.

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

297 So, will the Durham report simply drop.out of sight?

Of course. What did you expect?

Posted by: GOPe. DCCC, DoJ, FBI, MSM... at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (Coq40)

298 Molson Coors, owner of the Miller Lite brand, pushes back on criticism about its Without Women, No Beer ad.

If all women looked like the spokesmodel of that commercial, there would be no more women (or men) without beer. Just sayin

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (JrN/x)

299 >>277 Ahab gets killed in Moby Dick, along with everyone else except Ishmael..
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

The Maltese Falcon is a fake.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (5YlmS)

300 The chick in that movie has a dick.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (eGTCV)

301 295 News Reader remains the most over paid profession.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

I like the one Ace used awhile back...
"news actress"

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (RzLGh)

Not News Thot?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

302 295

I like the one Ace used awhile back...
"news actress"
Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (RzLGh)

News Actress… I like that, very apt.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

303 I seem to remember that "Dead Again" with Branagh and Thompson a) was pretty good, and b) had a twist ending. But since it's been 30 years since I last saw it, I remember absolutely nothing. Perhaps it's time for a second look.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (N3zMI)

304 Hey, I'm Music and I wrote all the songs!
Posted by: Barry Manilow

FUN FACT ALERT!!!!

Maniow didn't write that song!! It was written by Bruce Johnston of The Beach Boys.
However, Manilow did write the jingle I am Stuck on Band Aid. The whole world was singing that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Wy1BU)

305 297 So, will the Durham report simply drop.out of sight?

Of course. What did you expect?
Posted by: GOPe. DCCC, DoJ, FBI, MSM... at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (Coq40)

Durham: mistakes were made*

*(the coup attempt failed)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (KSNKu)

306 "August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law"

--------

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

All attacks on FBI "integrity" have been self-inflicted and proven true, repeatedly and ubiquitously.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (yO9d+)

307 Nope, I think you are confusing it with fibromyalgia.
........

Well, it definitely wasn't lupus.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

308 Bruce Willis' character was dead the whole time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Wnv9h)

309 I think there is a Statute of Limitation on spoilers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

"Rosebud" was the name of Kane's sled in childhood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

The Invisible Man. That is a candidate for the ultimate movie spoiler.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (iGfKR)

310 308 Bruce Willis' character was dead the whole time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Wnv9h)

=========

It really does make you rethink the action of Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

311 Especially any Biden Town Halls.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM

the Bee had an epic take. El Paso Texas. Media touts that Biden finally draws larger crowd than Trump.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Ml6sx)

312 Charlize gets squashed like a June bug at the end.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

They had a giant pulled-pork meal for the sheriff and his deputies. They husband's body was never found.
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (aD39U)

313 295 News Reader remains the most over paid profession.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 02:52 PM (MNhXM)

I like the one Ace used awhile back...
"news actress"

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 16, 2023 03:28 PM (RzLGh)

No, it succeded; otherwise dementia Joe wouldn't be in office.

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 16, 2023 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

314 Jimmy Stewart wasn't really the man who shot Liberty Valance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7)

315 >>spoilers

Cleopatra gets turned into a human duck.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:31 PM (5YlmS)

316 190 This busty, chilly brunette in a dress is happier in the woods than she is watching cable news:
https://is.gd/u4diVb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

She's cross-eyed.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 03:31 PM (5DjuV)

317 Cleopatra gets turned into a human duck.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:31 PM

A duck?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (Wnv9h)

318 Ratso Rizzo dies before he gets to Florida…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

319 I seem to remember that "Dead Again" with Branagh and Thompson a) was pretty good, and b) had a twist ending. But since it's been 30 years since I last saw it, I remember absolutely nothing. Perhaps it's time for a second look.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023

***
There was a surprise or two, yes, in which a character turns out to be both more and less than we thought he/she was. And we have a dizzying moment late in the movie where we find ourselves wondering, "Just who is in those bodies?" But I don't recall a final thunderbolt just before the credits roll, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

320 Everyone died in the plane crash.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (aD39U)

321 Rick sends Ilsa off with Laszlo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (5wP0Q)

322 Sock off.
Yah know, I apparently have trouble taking off my socks. I guess I have no sock control.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)

323 That bowling ball! It's my wife!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (Wnv9h)

324 August 11, 2022 Statement from Director Wray
Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law"

Wow what an opening he gave for a retort. Even a moron like me can off the top of my head come up with at least two dozen instances where the FBI's integrity deserved to be attacked And that's not including anything out of Durham's report.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (MNhXM)

325 Saw Fuck Face Cruise open for The Ramones in '79 at MSG.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (N5C4b)

326 320 Everyone died in the plane crash.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:32 PM (aD39U)

Tom Cruise was in a dream the whole time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (ynpvh)

327 Robert Ford assassinates Jess James, but his status as coward remains questionable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

328 Durham: mistakes were made*

*(the coup attempt failed)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (KSNKu)

--------

It didn't fail -- The ~~Insurance Policy~~ Steal merely the coup de gras final killshot.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (4D0Mw)

329 The part with the volcano was really surprising!

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (pwExq)

330 I've mentioned this film before, but if you want a true puzzle movie mystery, The Last of Sheila from 1974 is it. An all-star cast, a dazzling plot, an Ellery Queen-like "false solution then the true," and it was written by -- get this -- Anthony Perkins and Stephen Sondheim. Yes, those guys. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

331 I seem to remember that "Dead Again" with Branagh and Thompson a) was pretty good, and b) had a twist ending. But since it's been 30 years since I last saw it, I remember absolutely nothing. Perhaps it's time for a second look.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:29 PM (N3zMI)

I saw that one again on streaming about six months ago.

It wasn't nearly as good as I remember, but it was okay.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (RJQ8g)

332 190 This busty, chilly brunette in a dress is happier in the woods than she is watching cable news:
https://is.gd/u4diVb
Posted by: Joe Mannix

She is Field Reporter material.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (N5C4b)

333 They were all killed in the restaurant hit. The onion rings were akin to Holy Communion wafers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:34 PM (Vwz3I)

334 Thanks for the laughs… I need it.. depressing shit out there.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

335 329 The part with the volcano was really surprising!

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 03:33 PM (pwExq)

The Butler DIDN'T do it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

336 Note how the question is "What is the WH reaction...."

Not "Joe Biden is named in the report as having conspired with a foreign country to influence an election and then overthrow a sitting president..."

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:34 PM (6VHni)

337
It was just a reverse "Sixth Sense".

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:34 PM (RJQ8g)

338 The dope was in the doll.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (ynpvh)

339 No one is interested in how it seems Russia actually wanted Hillary as president?

No one?

Seems oddly silent.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (6VHni)

340 Now do “ Clue”…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

341 Bruce Willis' character was dead the whole time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 03:30 PM (Wnv9h)

And still had to go to work

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (OgrpQ)

342 339 No one is interested in how it seems Russia actually wanted Hillary as president?

No one?

Seems oddly silent.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (6VHni)

No spoiler there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (ynpvh)

343 Maria and the kids don't get strafed on the hilltop.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (5YlmS)

344 A movie title that is a spoiler:
"Sink the Bismarck!"

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (AMIL/)

345 with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

285 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
REPORTER: "What is the White House reaction to Special Counsel Durham's report on how the FBI handled the Trump Russia probe?"

KJP: "I would leave it to the Department of Justice to speak to…"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:26 PM (Vwz3I)

!//////

Shuould have askrd her about the briefing FJB got from Brennan in 2016

Posted by: GOPe. DCCC, DoJ, FBI, MSM... at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (Coq40)

346 Cable News is going the way of broadcast news.

Extinction.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (5u1+1)

347 5th Grade Teacher Who Showed Students LGBT-Themed Disney Movie Says “Rights as Parents… Are Gone When Your Child is in the Public School System”

She seems nice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Worry About Due Process Later at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (N5C4b)

348 Matty Walker was really Mary Ann Simpson.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (aD39U)

349 The dope was in the doll.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023

***
"Yes, but the question, Susy, the real question is: Where is the doll?"

Posted by: Harry Roat Jr. at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

350 Tony Montana stuffs his face with coke and gets riddled with lead.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

351 Bob wakes up in the middle of the night from a bad dream, waking Emily. He tells Emily he just had this weird dream where he ran an inn in rural Vermont; and that Emily should wear sweaters more often to show off her jugs without telling her it would be more like "his wife" in his dream who had a great pair.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (Vwz3I)

352 Tony isn't really a little boy that lives inside Danny's mouth.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (5YlmS)

353
And the biggest spoiler of all:

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (6VHni)

354 Soylent Green is people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (5wP0Q)

355 350 Tony Montana stuffs his face with coke and gets riddled with lead.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

Alex, What is a Coke Commercial in Chicago?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (ynpvh)

356 Using FIB and integrity is an embarrassment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (17s+e)

357 353
And the biggest spoiler of all:

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:37 PM (6VHni)

"EE" means Everybody Else!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

358 Imagine Tucker running NewsMax.

Nuk u ler

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (5xURv)

359 Everyone died in the plane crash.

And the island was Purgatory.

Very Catholic.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (5u1+1)

360 Bob wakes up in the middle of the night from a bad dream, waking Emily. He tells Emily he just had this weird dream where he ran an inn in rural Vermont; and that Emily should wear sweaters more often to show off her jugs without telling her it would be more like "his wife" in his dream who had a great pair.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023

***
"Emily was no slouch in that department, believe me!"

Posted by: The Dentist Guy Across the Hall at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

361 @186 Video Game company that produced Pac-Man. Intellivision madePac Man for their console, but did not get permission or pay royalties to Namco. Lawsuit has been going on since 1983.

----

And merged with Bandai to form Bandai Namco in 2005.

Posted by: junior at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (+oXFx)

362 Fraility had one of the best ending twists.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (MNhXM)

363 Heston was on Earth the whole time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (5wP0Q)

364 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:38 PM (N3zMI)

365 Michael becomes even more ruthless than his father.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (eGTCV)

366 Slim Whitman saves Earth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

367 This isn't a movie thread.

THIS is a movie thread:
https://www.collativelearning.com/the%20shining.html
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:25 PM (5YlmS)

For the life of me, I've watched The Shining multiple times and I'll never get it. I thought it was awful. How Kubrick was allowed to make another movie after that, I'll never know.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (bRRxa)

368 The Wicker Man is flammable. The Britt Eklund butt scene was performed by a body double.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (5YlmS)

369 There is no spoon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (aD39U)

370 One word: Homeschool.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (5u1+1)

371 "Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses."

Well, that tells you who they think is watching public television: very rich people with lost of disposable income and multiple homes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (ou9hh)

372 Frailty

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (MNhXM)

373 Maria and the kids don't get strafed on the hilltop.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (5YlmS)
.......

Well, you saved me from wasting my time watching that one.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

374 Posted by: Joe Mannix

Oh, well. I guess the money pouring in from Acid Cow using her photo. or dolts who imagine her as their girlfriend keeps her warm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (Keyt1)

375 I tried to read "The Shining" and quit early on when the asshole intentionally broke his son's wrist.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (5u1+1)

376 Ah, twist endings. I'm glad someone mentioned the Bob Newhart show.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (bRRxa)

377 371 "Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses."

Well, that tells you who they think is watching public television: very rich people with lost of disposable income and multiple homes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:39 PM (ou9hh)

That's crazy talk. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Senator Bernie Sanders at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

378 "And merged with Bandai to form Bandai Namco in 2005."

Was it that recently?

(She says, ignoring the fact that 2005 was nearly 20 years ago)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (ou9hh)

379 It was all a bad dream.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (aD39U)

380 The shark gets blowed up.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (5YlmS)

381 For the life of me, I've watched The Shining multiple times and I'll never get it. I thought it was awful. How Kubrick was allowed to make another movie after that, I'll never know.
Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023

***
Same with me. As King himself said, "I consider I handed Stanley Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (J2vNu)

382 374 Posted by: Joe Mannix

Oh, well. I guess the money pouring in from Acid Cow using her photo. or dolts who imagine her as their girlfriend keeps her warm.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (Keyt1)

Are we talking Nicole Kidman here???

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

383 I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (C7jzY)

384 375 I tried to read "The Shining" and quit early on when the asshole intentionally broke his son's wrist.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (5u1+1

Don't read Mommy Dearest

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (5xURv)

385 Spock dies. But not really.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (N3zMI)

386 The Devil is exorcised from the little girl but both of the priests die.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (AMIL/)

387 375 I tried to read "The Shining" and quit early on when the asshole intentionally broke his son's wrist.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (5u1+1)

Spoiler: He's an asshole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

388 Hitler killed Hitler.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)

389 I swear I thought Turkeys could fly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (5xURv)

390 Hitler killed Hitler.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)

I knew that guy would come through in the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)

391 Tyler Durden does not fight.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (iGfKR)

392 The boys were all Hitler clones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

393 I see films so infrequently that I don't even know what some of these movies are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (Keyt1)

394 236 >>213 OT, but I recently took the Army's annual online OPSEC training. It's been dummied down to a series of cartoon scenarios, where you have to identify if sensitive information has been compromised.
Posted by: Military Moron at May 16, 2023 03:15 PM (Bpza9)

"Click on the items on the desk that constitute a security risk."
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM (5YlmS)

I think I took that training too. I appreciated that they tried to make it more interesting than just powerpoints; OTOH it took like 3 hours. Reading PPT would have been a LOT faster.

Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (NaH5I)

395 I tried to read "The Shining" and quit early on when the asshole intentionally broke his son's wrist.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023
*
Spoiler: He's an asshole.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023

***
One of the great portraits of the self-destructive alcoholic in fiction, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

396 Oz wasn't that big.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (Q4slo)

397 @367

>>For the life of me, I've watched The Shining multiple times and I'll never get it. I thought it was awful. How Kubrick was allowed to make another movie after that, I'll never know.

Just... Ok, here me out..

The next time you watch the Shining, just imagine it's a broad comedy about an over protective farther and a high strung overwrought wife and you will see it in a whole different light.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (up/3i)

398 I've been trying to get Kevin to wear an ascot when he's on the floor. What do you think?

Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (N5C4b)

399 390 Hitler killed Hitler.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)

I knew that guy would come through in the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)

A few years ago son showed me a cartoon. Guy says to another,
"Who the hell put up a statue of Hitler?"
"It's not a statue to Hitler, it's to his killer."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

400 Heather Thomas' topless scene in Zapped was done by a body double

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (OgrpQ)

401 The Tin Man was Dorothy's father.

Posted by: It's true at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (PqDJ7)

402 You never find out what was in the trunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (5xURv)

403 I pulled out and sprayed her face.

Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

404 No one is interested in how it seems Russia actually wanted Hillary as president?

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:35 PM (6VHni)
---
Is that in the Durham report?

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (krQz2)

405 Private Rayn was saved.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (iGfKR)

406 And for twist endings... Lost should have ended with Gilligan and the Skipper showing up on the beach! It would have shut up all the people who thought it was sooo deep.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (bRRxa)

407 Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

I am not acquainted with the girl in green, but does Nicole Kidman do that too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Keyt1)

408 I wonder if all those women now resent using a body double. Would have been nice to have your best self immortalized on film.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (5xURv)

409 Anheuser Busch didn't kill itself... oh wait... it did.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (17s+e)

410 Now Kars 4 Kids is trying to get people to donate their houses.

Nowhere in their advertising do they claim to do anything for children, the Kars 4 Kids is purely branding.

It didn't make any sense when I first heard their ear-worm advert because kids shouldn't be given cars, or that doesn't sound like a legal trade swapping kids for automobiles.

It isn't just cars and houses, they also are taking watercraft, stocks and other assets.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (YXHzG)

411 403 I pulled out and sprayed her face.
Posted by: Peter North at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

With sulfuric acid.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (sm6Pk)

412
The astronaut becomes the next step in human evolution.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (RJQ8g)

413 401 The Tin Man was Dorothy's father.

Posted by: It's true at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (PqDJ7)

He was a bit rusty in that part

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

414 I liked The Shining. Of course I didn't read the book though.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (MNhXM)

415 Scarlett decides to go back to Tara.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (5wP0Q)

416 The human-faced dog runs up to the camera, a banjo twangs, and every person who watches that scene shits their jockeys.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (5YlmS)

417 This busty, chilly brunette in a dress is happier in the woods than she is watching cable news:
https://is.gd/u4diVb

She'll never have to walk the woods in the dark with those flashlights.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (BdMk6)

418 "Click on the items on the desk that constitute a security risk."
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:19 PM

That's exactly what one comic did....Damn! I knew I shouldn't have posted it...the Feds aare watching me, man! They're everywhere!

Posted by: Military Moron at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (Bpza9)

419 Can we start the fish puns now?

Posted by: Or should we scale back? at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (PqDJ7)

420 Call me when Ace beats these puppets - that should be our goal. New media. Imagine the power of the ideas posted here and the resulting conversations to those who thirst for the truth.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (oWBc3)

421 Al Capone's vault? It was empty.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (Q4slo)

422 The two women in the convertible can't fly.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (5YlmS)

423 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

424 405 Private Rayn was saved.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (iGfKR)

The movie's ending was the most powerful part. One of the few movie scenes to make my eyes get a bit dusty...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

425 CNN.

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

426 The Shining is a good movie. I'll never watch it again but it's good.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (bFFPK)

427 So how long before NewsMax starts screwing conservatives?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (ik/65)

428 Old Yeller dies.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (eGTCV)

429 407 Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

I am not acquainted with the girl in green, but does Nicole Kidman do that too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (Keyt1)

Nah… her frisky days are well past.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

430 Decker has sex with V'ger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

431 The two women in the convertible can't fly.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (5YlmS)

I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (aD39U)

432 "So how long before NewsMax starts screwing conservatives?"

6 months, give or take, depending on how much money the cabal offers them

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (ou9hh)

433 Debbie never did Dallas.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (iGfKR)

434 According to figures from Nielsen Media Research, Newsmax's "Eric Bolling The Balance" recorded 467,000 viewers in the 8 p.m. ET hour. Meanwhile, only 447,000 watched CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360." In the 9 p.m. ET hour, radio host Chris Plante's new program, "The Right Squad," garnered 32,000 more viewers than CNN's "Whole Story" (325,000 to 293,000).

Lastly, in the 10 p.m. ET slot, "Greg Kelly Reports" scored 278,000 viewers while "Who's Talking to Chris Wallace?" only managed to notch 263,000.

There are 350 MILLION people in this country.

We're celebrating 450,000?

You still suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

435 >>Reading PPT would have been a LOT faster.
Posted by: Iris at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (NaH5I)

"Reading" PPT would have been a LOT faster.

FIFY

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (5YlmS)

436 Scarlett decides to go back to Tara.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:44 PM (5wP0Q)

And that's the modern version!

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (bRRxa)

437 406 And for twist endings... Lost should have ended with Gilligan and the Skipper showing up on the beach! It would have shut up all the people who thought it was sooo deep.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:43 PM (bRRxa)

A 3-hour tour from LA on the type of boat they took wouldn't have been that far away. I think Gilligan and Skipper were hired by the millionaire's children to make them disappear...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

438 CNN , just like Jonah Goldberg on Friday nights. Stuck in that closet,eating a family size bag of funyons, watching vhs copies of Battle Star Galactica.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (YXEoM)

439 Rare Stamps for Kids.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (ik/65)

440 Something happened. Something wonderful.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, and this is why I don't like Clarke at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

441 In Angie Dickson's shower scene in "Dressed to Kill", they used stunt boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (RJQ8g)

442 421 Al Capone's vault? It was empty.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (Q4slo

Spoiler alert: it wasn't Al Capone's vault

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (5xURv)

443 You can boil a rabbit on the stove.

Posted by: But only once at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (PqDJ7)

444 So how long before NewsMax starts screwing conservatives?
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (ik/65)

Give me time, my pretties.

Posted by: George Soros at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

445 Freddy will come back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

446 427 So how long before NewsMax starts screwing conservatives?
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:45 PM (ik/65)

If they got a TV deal, they already have.

You don't get into the club if you're not part of the cabal.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (sm6Pk)

447 John F. Kennedy's bulletproof head fails.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (5YlmS)

448 All animal movies are tear jerseys.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (eGTCV)

449 His wife was the murderer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)

450 Has the human potato chimes in to mention how his departure has cost CNN dearly?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (5xURv)

451 Click on the items on the desk that constitute a security risk."
Posted by: ZOD

Holy crap that's the same shit I had to do last week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (UzHLG)

452 Cleopatra is not black.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (17s+e)

453 They moved to a small town and rented a house.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

454 One of the great portraits of the self-destructive alcoholic in fiction, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

True. Also Christine.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (BdMk6)

455 It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (5YlmS)

456 The evil clown was an alien spider.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (aD39U)

457 They all lived happily ever after.

Posted by: davidt at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (SYTee)

458 Decker has sex with V'ger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

It's the moral of the story. When the world is threatened, the solution is deep dickings.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (M/g/5)

459 Can we start the fish puns now?

-----

I'll bite

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (S+j2h)

460 Evangeline Lilly.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (5u1+1)

461 On the Waterfront takes place on the waterfront.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (iGfKR)

462 And they still payed $20.... The same as in town.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (bRRxa)

463 Krugerrands for Kids

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (17s+e)

464 Grandpa finishes reading his grandson a story and promises to come back tomorrow.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

465 Lt. Colonel Nicholson is shot and falls on a detonator that blows up the bridge that he and his British POW comrades were forced to build for their Japanese captors.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

466 It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (5YlmS)

Zed's dead, not ZOD

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (S+j2h)

467 Leatherface's chainsaw doesn't run out of gas.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (5YlmS)

468 What knockers!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (PqDJ7)

469 "Click on the items on the desk that constitute a security risk.""

Start with the computer and work your way down from there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (ou9hh)

470 458 Decker has sex with V'ger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

It's the moral of the story. When the world is threatened, the solution is deep dickings.
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (M/g/5)

========

"Moral? I just saw something I wanted to bone. I mean...have you seen the curves on the Voyager spacecraft?"
-Gene Roddenberry

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

471 Rare Earth Metals for Kids.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (ik/65)

472 Can we start the fish puns now?
-----

I'll bite
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
.......

I cod go for that.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

473 441 What, you’re saying Angie’s boobs weren’t up to the task???

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (5wP0Q)

474 461 On the Waterfront takes place on the waterfront.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (iGfKR)

=======

Further spoiler:

Only some of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

475 The money is in the unmarked grave NEXT to Arch Stanton.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:51 PM (N3zMI)

476 A multi-use spoiler:

Only three survive.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:51 PM (AMIL/)

477 Alec Baldwin is let go by the DA

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (iGfKR)

478 On the Waterfront takes place on the waterfront.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:49 PM (iGfKR)

--------

Great prequel to Waterworld.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (4D0Mw)

479 476 A multi-use spoiler:

Only three survive.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:51 PM (AMIL/)

=======

*knows this applies to Cabin in the Woods*
*settles in for film with nice and comfortable slasher formula*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

480 The Gun was Good.
The Penis was Evil.

And the immortals all died.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (sm6Pk)

481 What, you’re saying Angie’s boobs weren’t up to the task???
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (5wP0Q)

Dunno.

But, apparently, Brian De Palma didn't think they were.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (RJQ8g)

482 The Titanic sinks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (aD39U)

483 She should have serpentined.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (5xURv)

484 Romeo and Juliet both die.

Posted by: Willie Shakespeare at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (PqDJ7)

485 The Big W is palm trees.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (5wP0Q)

486 No. I am your father.

Posted by: Dr. Bone Vader at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (KVGVf)

487 Joe Biden is the last "elected" president of the former USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (17s+e)

488 so a mommy blogger named Douche committed suicide and we are all supposed to miss her despite her assholishness and leftbatism because "reasons" according to the article?

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (X0I7i)

489 480 The Gun was Good.
The Penis was Evil.

And the immortals all died.
Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (sm6Pk)

===

Also, plastic bags over plants make places look futuristic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

490 I’m enjoying some of Newsmax. I like Chris salcedo and Rob Schmidt. I’ve always had a soft spot for Eric bolling and Gorka on the weekend is a nice touch. I’ll take it for now. I only watch the Five and Gutfeld on Fox now.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (sOA7y)

491
The detective gets his teeth back and Alec Baldwin dies.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (RJQ8g)

492 There's no place like home.

The end.

Posted by: Dorothy at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (RilAR)

493 The human 'centipede' only has six legs.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (5YlmS)

494 The Berlin Wall comes down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (17s+e)

495 Mike ends up taking Torgo’s place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (5wP0Q)

496 The Andrea Gail goes down with all hands.

Posted by: Perfect Storm at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (PqDJ7)

497 The Monster kills the concerned scientist.

Posted by: Javems at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (AmoqO)

498 493 The human 'centipede' only has six legs.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (5YlmS)

=======

You stopped watching that series too early, dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

499 Depleted Uranium for Kids

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (Vu7A1)

500 485 The Big W is palm trees.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (5wP0Q)

And the nasty old cvnt slips on a banana peel.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (sm6Pk)

501 480 The Gun was Good.
The Penis was Evil.

And the immortals all died.
Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (sm6Pk)

The Penis shoots seeds !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (S+j2h)

502 Have you guys been watching the H&K official twitter account meltdown? It's bizarre.

"As an actual woman typing this, I’ll use more words for you to comprehend"

https://bit.ly/457y1Ed

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (j2Xg6)

503 If you breed with Shelly Duvall you deserve what you get. The Shinning meaning.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (C7jzY)

504 >>475 The money is in the unmarked grave NEXT to Arch Stanton.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:51 PM (N3zMI)

Threadwinner nominee.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (5YlmS)

505 I've got one month left as a Nielsen family. I'm setting my TV to Newsmax as much as my wife and I are home, which should add around 40-50k viewers. Help bury CNN and Fox at the same time? I'm all in.

Posted by: Texas Anonymous at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (p7qx2)

506 Turns out it was a dude all along.

Cue scrub a dub dub

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:54 PM (5xURv)

507 Brad Pitt's wife's severed head was in the box.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (sm6Pk)

508 Alec Baldwin is let go by the DA
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (iGfKR)

He's damaged by DNA.

Posted by: George Soros at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

509 U.S. Senator Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/brk2n3zd

Be proud PA.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (N5C4b)

510 Dirty Harry blows the fucker away.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (BdMk6)

511 479 476 A multi-use spoiler:

Only three survive.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:51 PM (AMIL/)

=======

*knows this applies to Cabin in the Woods*
*settles in for film with nice and comfortable slasher formula*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

The Seven Samurai
The Dirty Dozen
Aliens
and many more I believe

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (AMIL/)

512 Shnikeys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

513 *knows this applies to Cabin in the Woods*

Uh, IIRC, the ancient ones destroy the world.

Nobody survives.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (5u1+1)

514
Shane didn't come back.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (RJQ8g)

515 *Basks in the Imperial Shadow*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (N3zMI)

516 Cleopatra is not black.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 03:48 PM (17s+e)
---
Well, that's on her. She didn't vote for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (krQz2)

517 513 *knows this applies to Cabin in the Woods*

Uh, IIRC, the ancient ones destroy the world.

Nobody survives.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (5u1+1)

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I don't get it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

518 U.S. Senator Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/brk2n3zd

Be proud PA.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (N5C4b)

Nope. TOP. MAN.

He won because he was THE BEST.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

519 Sunlight streams into the room from an open window, and the antagonist has a bad day.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

520 518 Nope. TOP. MAN.

He won because he was THE BEST.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

The PA GOP just needed a better candidate. Maybe one with a post-graduate degree.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

521 Nope. TOP. MAN.

He won because he was THE BEST.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Um. That would be ableism.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (krQz2)

522 519 Sunlight streams into the room from an open window, and the antagonist has a bad day.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

=======

A Room with a View?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

523 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5wP0Q)

524 The PA GOP just needed a better candidate. Maybe one with a post-graduate degree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

Maybe try a podiatrist next time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5xURv)

525 Rare Earth Metals for Kids.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2023 03:50 PM (ik/65)
........

They have to dig that up themselves.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

526 Kid Rock has become one of the top donors to the Daniel Penny defense fund

_-----------------------------

Badass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (S+j2h)

527 520 The PA GOP just needed a better candidate. Maybe one with a post-graduate degree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

PA needs Philly to be incinerated by a Satellite Laser.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (sm6Pk)

528 Shane, Come back!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (KVGVf)

529 523 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5wP0Q)

=======

Sense and Sensibility?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

530 The thing is that I don’t think Armstrong wanted to end up divorced, and I have a feeling that if one could ask her if she would have traded the trappings of her public fame for a stable and happy family life, I think I know what the answer would be. Still, whether she wanted to get caught up in various cultural debates about the role of women in society, it’s hard not to place Armstrong on some kind of feminist continuum that celebrates the personal validation of women at the expense of their role in their families and communities.

As Western society has become more feminist and secular both women and men have become less happy. This should be a point of constant discussion but of course we largely aren't allowed to talk about it at all...

Posted by: Chicago Vote counters at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (lc5cP)

531 The Sinthasamphone kid escapes, but the cops give him back to his boyfriend.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (5YlmS)

532 =========

The PA GOP just needed a better candidate. Maybe one with a post-graduate degree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

Mr. Hankey should've beat his ass......as a write in candidate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

533
Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RJQ8g)

534 533
Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RJQ8g)

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You've Got Mail?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

535 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5wP0Q)

As he comes strolling out waving his hands yelling don't shoot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

536 528 Shane, Come back!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (KVGVf)

Look kid, this is kinda creepy. Fuck off, alright?

Posted by: Shane at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (5xURv)

537 =======

A Room with a View?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

Wouldn't exactly call banging Helena Bonham-Carter having a bad day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (N3zMI)

538 The PA GOP just needed a better candidate. Maybe one with a post-graduate degree.

JOHN SMASH NERD! SMASH!

/Miss you lump

Posted by: John Fetterman quality candidate at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (lc5cP)

539 I aint falling for no banana in the tailpipe trick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (S+j2h)

540 523 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5wP0Q)

This is a good one!

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (AMIL/)

541 Ethan Hawke ends up chasing himself through time, after he has a sex change.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (OgrpQ)

542 518 U.S. Senator Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/brk2n3zd

Be proud PA.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (N5C4b)

Nope. TOP. MAN.

He won because he was THE BEST.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Gentlemen, ladies and trans people, I think we have our 2024 Honorary Doctorate candidate!

Posted by: Howard University at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (PiwSw)

543 It was the salmon mousse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (UzHLG)

544 541 Ethan Hawke ends up chasing himself through time, after he has a sex change.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (OgrpQ)

=======

Boyhood?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

545 Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Fortunately for him kids are usually AIDS free.

Posted by: Isaac Kappy at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (lc5cP)

546 That's my Senator, hey at least he had a jacket and tie

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (xhxe8)

547
William Martin @wsmartin218 · 29m
🚨HUGE: The Senate just passed @JDVance1's legislation to overturn DC's Anti-Cop law

Quote Tweet: Henry Rodgers @henryrodgersdc · 33m
NEWS: Senate Passes Legislation To Block DC’s Anti-Cop Law

The final vote was 56-43.

Read more here for @DailyCaller:

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (Vwz3I)

548 The Nerds get their revenge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (xPJvm)

549 The children of the corn go back into the field and everyone lives happily ever after.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

550 @522 A Room with a View?

----

I'm gonna say Gremlins...

But close!

Posted by: junior at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (+oXFx)

551 They get the beer to the fairgrounds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (5xURv)

552 TJM, no. Nosferatu. You knew that.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

553 Alan Alda always plays Alan Alda.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (iGfKR)

554 533
Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RJQ8g)

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You've Got Mail?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

Sleepless In Seattle.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (M/g/5)

555 548 The Nerds get their revenge.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (xPJvm)

=========

Any Given Sunday?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

556 Dr. Lecter turns out to be the badly injured cop on the floor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

557 The Nerds get their revenge.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (xPJvm)

The jocks watch the nerd sorority girls shower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

558 Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RJQ8g)

=========

You've Got Mail?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG

No.

Splash!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (RJQ8g)

559 =========

Any Given Sunday?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

On Any Sunday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

560 That's my Senator, hey at least he had a jacket and tie
------------
First thing I thought seeing that was "I wonder how long it took to dress him?"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)

561
Boyhood?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

Predestination

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (OgrpQ)

562 541 Ethan Hawke ends up chasing himself through time, after he has a sex change.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (OgrpQ)

Whatever the movie version of All You Zombies was called

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (sm6Pk)

563 548 The Nerds get their revenge.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 04:00 PM (xPJvm)

Oppenheimer!

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (M/g/5)

564 Tom Hanks dies of AIDS.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (RJQ8g)

=========

You've Got Mail?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG

No.

Splash!

Posted by: naturalfake

Nope. BIG

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (17s+e)

565 The Alien send Sigourney Weaver into space without a suit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

566 Sam keeps the ring, defeats Sauron, and rules Middle Earth with Galadrial as his Queen. Sam eventually turns to the dark side and begins building a Death Star.

Posted by: Star Rings at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (ik/65)

567 529 523 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 03:57 PM (5wP0Q)

=======

Sense and Sensibility?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

Sense and Sensibility and Zombies.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (Q4slo)

568 The Grinch never ate the roast beast, he was a vegan.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (KVGVf)

569 Ethan Hawke ends up chasing himself through time, after he has a sex change.

The woman that played young Ethan was a DIME - https://tinyurl.com/mv9494zs

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (lc5cP)

570 posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 03:53 PM (X0I7i)

I think we're supposed to feel sorry for her because in leaving Mormonism (whetever one feels about Mormonism) the "Community" of left wing views and being a "celebrity" couldn't sustain her after being divorced and in the midst of severe depression. I feel sorry for anybody having to deal with severe depression even if they are left wing as long as they're not a complete Antifa nutcase. Since I haven't read her writings I couldnt opine on all her views.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (Keyt1)

571 That's my Senator, hey at least he had a jacket and tie
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 03:59 PM (xhxe

English motherfucker, do you speak it ?!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (S+j2h)

572 Quigley is good with a handgun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (J2vNu)

573 Prometheus does something.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (5wP0Q)

574 No.

Splash!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (RJQ8g)

That's how he got AIDS

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 04:03 PM (OgrpQ)

575 The Chiefs won the championship because Ned Braden decided to become a sex pervert and stripped naked to creep out the macho badasses.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 04:03 PM (sm6Pk)

576 The Hanson Brothers were Hanson Brothers.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 04:03 PM (iGfKR)

577 Sharon Stone ~~is[s/] the killer.~~

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2023 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

578 Even though he knows, he dies anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (BdMk6)

579 Whatever the movie version of All You Zombies was called
Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023

***
One of the few Heinlein stories I've never gotten. Someone actually made a film based on that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (J2vNu)

580 WH: Biden Wants Kamala Harris “Part Of” Debt Limit Talks “To Consult”

-
Oh, yeah, that'll straighten things out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (FVME7)

581 derp...I really screwed the pooch on that last post.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

582 Cole Trickle loses the championship after getting wrecked by Rowdy Gaines and has to retire due to concussion protocol.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

583 New thread in town

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (VpZau)

584 U.S. Senator Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/brk2n3zd

Be proud PA.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 16, 2023 03:55 PM (N5C4b)
........

I think he's talking about banks or something.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

585 Whatever the movie version of All You Zombies was called

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 04:01 PM (sm6Pk)

Predestination

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 16, 2023 04:05 PM (OgrpQ)

586 >>>286 Christopher Eccleston was the husband in The Others.

ah! thank you.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 04:05 PM (iHBZj)

587 580 WH: Biden Wants Kamala Harris “Part Of” Debt Limit Talks “To Consult”

-
Oh, yeah, that'll straighten things out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 04:04 PM (FVME7)
---

He needs somebody to tell what happened after snoozes off.

Posted by: WisRich at May 16, 2023 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

588 Noodus molsonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 16, 2023 04:06 PM (J2vNu)

589 Jimmy Stewart twice falls in love with the same woman and both die.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 04:06 PM (AMIL/)

590 530 Posted by: Chicago Vote counters at May 16, 2023 03:58 PM (lc5cP)

Woke women are so happy they kill themselves, or in the case of the occasional tranny kids and then get killed in a partner assisted suicide by cop.

We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 04:07 PM (X0I7i)

591 The black guy in the house gets shot because they mistake him for a zombie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

To Kill a Mockingbird?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 04:09 PM (FVME7)

592 570 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 04:02 PM (Keyt1)

She got internet famous because she was a bitch to her colleagues.

I am a four alarm asshole at my worst, I get the suspicion the Donk Underground will not rend their garments when I die.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 04:09 PM (X0I7i)

593 try a podiatrist

I am Lump

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 16, 2023 04:13 PM (Vu7A1)

594 Gary Sinese turns out to be an alien kamikaze android.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 04:13 PM (aD39U)

595 BabylonBee: Media Admits They Lied About That Russia Collusion Thing But Are Totally Telling The Truth About Everything Else

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 04:14 PM (RHGPo)

596 The German engineer is a toy designer.
Paul Mantz gets killed trying to land his contraption.
Stringfellow's rubbermodal floss ein hunnert fifty metres.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 16, 2023 04:17 PM (jYCXf)

597 63
-----------------
I'll keep you up to date on Oak Island. I've got your six, buddy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 02:53 PM (C7jzY)

Spoiler: They're still digging, still haven't found anything really interesting, and will continue digging as long as the ratings are good and the money keeps rolling in.

Posted by: a.moron at May 16, 2023 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

598 I've simply stopped watching most broadcast television.

In fact, I don't watch any broadcast television anymore.

Life has improved immeasurably.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 02:50 PM (up/3i)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwoUKhZQbg

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