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Big Mike is being pressured to run in 2024 to "break the transgender ceiling."

No but really: to force Sundown out of the running.

Thomas Lifson:


It's obvious to anyone in the Democrat camp not totally delusional that Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024. Douglas Schoen and Andrew Stein are two Democrats that have a good grasp of reality, and so they are putting out a signal in the Wall Street Journal -- which is read by virtually every media editor in the country -- that it is time to push Michelle Obama into running. That is, if she has not already been convinced by her husband.

If this is true, you might start to see Joe Biden get his lowest job approval ratings ever from leftwing media polls, as they remove the Secret Sauce to give him the worst possible actually correct poll numbers. To nudge Grampa Friskyfingers out the door.

Convicted billion-dollar fraudster Elizabeth Holmes wants to change her image, and get this, the New York Times -- the favorite newspaper of the criminal elite -- is only too willing to help her rebranding effort.

She's a "devoted mother," the NYT tells us.

People are criticizing the New York Times after it published a glowing profile of Elizabeth Holmes, which painted the Theranos founder, who was found guilty of defrauding investors out of more than $100 million, as a "devoted mother" who volunteered for a rape crisis hotline.

The profile, written by former writer at large Amy Chozick, opens with a flowery description of Holmes as "blend[ing] in with the other moms" at the San Diego Zoo as she cares for a newborn strapped to her chest and "swathed in a Baby Yoda nursing blanket," as Chozick noted that Holmes has ditched her black turtlenecks for a new maternal persona.

Amy Chozick was the "journalist" assigned to follow the Hillary Clinton campaign. That's where she first honed her skills at helping loathsome women devoid of any humanity repackage themselves for the public.

By the way: People suspect that Holmes quickly got herself pregnant just so she could present herself as a "devoted mother" at her sentencing hearing.

Update to the Jonah Goldberg story:

He now says he was...

...wait for it...

"SOMEWHAT WRONG about James Comey."

Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch

23h
Replying to @WestMichP2

I was somewhat wrong about Comey but I still think Trump is a far more proven and obvious liar. You seem to think that because Comey has proven himself to be a hack, that somehow therefore Trump isn't a corrupt lowlife.

You know who else was somewhat wrong?


The gluttonous dullard Jonah Goldberg is, like all has-beens and Never-Was Twitter "Celebrities," forever leaving Twitter, and yet ever-present:

jonahleavingtwitter.jpg


The New York Times reported, in 2017, that Trump and his aides had "repeated contacts" with "Russian officials."

The Durham Report says that is 100% disinformation.

The blockbuster report released by Special Counsel John Durham Monday found The New York Times published fake news peddled by federal intelligence officials in 2017.

In February 2017, the Times reported the Trump campaign had routine contact with Russian officials.

"Trump Campaign Aides Had Repeated Contacts With Russian Intelligence," read the headline.

"Phone records and intercepted calls show that members of Donald J. Trump's 2016 presidential campaign and other Trump associates had repeated contacts with senior Russian intelligence officials in the year before the election, according to four current and former American officials," the Times reported. "American law enforcement and intelligence agencies intercepted the communications around the same time they were discovering evidence that Russia was trying to disrupt the presidential election by hacking into the Democratic National Committee, three of the officials said."

The entire story, however, was fabricated, according to the bombshell report published by Durham.

"As early as 2017, the FBI still did not possess any intelligence showing that anyone associated with the Trump campaign was in contact with Russian intelligence officers during the campaign," Durham noted.


Indeed, based on declassified documents from early 2017, the FBI's own records show that reports published by The New York Times in February and March 2017 concerning what four unnamed current and former U.S. intelligence officials claimed about the Trump campaign personnel being in touch with any Russian intelligence officers was untrue.

Via Instapundit:

america_first_legal_russia_hoax_pulitizers_05-16_2023.jpg

Jonah Goldberg concludes, in The Dispatch, that the Times was "somewhat wrong" in making this claim.


I'm just kidding -- The Dispatch isn't covering the Durham Report at all!

Oh wait, it did merit one brief bullet-point in their morning update:

* Special Counsel John Durham--appointed during former President Donald Trump's administration--issued a 306-page report criticizing the FBI's investigation into allegations linking the Trump campaign and Russia ahead of the 2016 election. Durham found the collusion probe was opened based on "raw, unanalyzed, and uncorroborated intelligence" and that investigators placed too much stock in supposed evidence provided by Trump's political rivals. The report also alleges the FBI was far more hesitant to investigate claims Hillary Clinton's campaign had similar foreign ties. GOP Rep. Jim Jordan--chair of the House Judiciary Committee and the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government--said yesterday he'd invited Durham to testify next week.

So you can tell that Jonah totally didn't push the Russiagate hoax based on how extensive The Dispatch's coverage of its debunking is.

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"Ahoy, seamen!"

Reminder: Jonah Goldberg supported the Deep State coup.

He just wasn't as honest as Bill Kristol in admitting that:

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol

Obviously strongly prefer normal democratic and constitutional politics. But if it comes to it, prefer the deep state to the Trump state.


I think this TikTok video (TikTok warning: this TikTok video is on TikTok) of a liberal claiming the Statue of Liberty gives illegals the right to come to America, but who balks at having three Hondurans come live in his house, is clearly staged, but there's no doubt this is what would happen if they did it in real life.

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Hillary! 2: Transgender Boogaloo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (/xaUq)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (Q4slo)

3 first

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

4 Faust!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)

5 M!KE please clap

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

6 Drat. I'll summon the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4slo)

7 Jonah Goldberg is more sympathetic, understandable at least, once you consider the bitterness and sorrow that inevitably flows from having a rack that big yet remaining unable to nourish a child.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (KFhLj)

8 Oh, no!

I sold my soul for a 4th.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

9 I thought the Holmes chick had a hyphenated name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (/xaUq)

10 "Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024."

Why? What is the evidence for that?

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (MvF+J)

11 Ace, what caused you to change your mind on calling out "Big Mike"?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (ncXxy)

12 PS Fuck M!KE and his bullshit I dont dine with women.

As CS Lewis said years ago that the Mohammedan had their no booze gimmick and it was old and tired, then!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (BRHaw)

13 10 "Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024."

Why? What is the evidence for that?
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (MvF+J)

Yeah. He did not campaign at all so it is not like his brain dead bs hurt him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:25 PM (/xaUq)

14 If this is true, you might start to see Joe Biden get his lowest job approval ratings ever from leftwing media polls, as they remove the Secret Sauce to give him the worst possible actually correct poll numbers. To nudge Grampa Friskyfingers out the door.

nothing - and I mean NOTHING - would shame any Biden out of your house if they want to be there

you cannot shame this trashy family

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2023 06:25 PM (w0NJk)

15 Reads the content. Even Jonah's bs.

Finds zero comments.

Yep.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 16, 2023 06:25 PM (cknjq)

16 Are they sure it isn't Amy Choksondik??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (Vwz3I)

17 Welp, looks like they're going to have to rig another review/ratings system again because it's not producing the correct results.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (KFhLj)

18 >>>11 Ace, what caused you to change your mind on calling out "Big Mike"?

I don't think I had a problem with Big Mike. It was like "Chewbacca" or something like that that I thought brought up some racial connotations that might not travel well.

I think I did call her Lieutenant Worf, though.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj)

19 Big Mike is ok now. I remember when Whookie was unacceptably racist.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (U7IvX)

20 Jonah chugs Bud Light by the gallon.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (OalnH)

21 It took Vietnam to get LBJ not to run again. Uncle Knucklefucker is running again unless he's dead.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:27 PM (KFhLj)

22 Impossibly good stock portfolio.

Beat the Market Rule for Pols.

You beat the market over 10 years. You get beaten, to death!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:27 PM (BRHaw)

23 Right now, I account for something like 20% of the comments in this thread. You deadbeats and goldbrickers need to start oulling your weight.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:28 PM (KFhLj)

24 I think I did call her Lieutenant Worf, though.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj)

Remember when he was in heat and had to fight Kirk?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:28 PM (BRHaw)

25 "that it is time to push Michelle Obama into running."

And here I though that I just read somebody report that the Obama's marriage was so much better now that they'd left the White House!

Why do these people want to destroy the Obamas' marriage?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 06:28 PM (ou9hh)

26 More like Madame Cleopatra.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 06:28 PM (t/xAT)

27 Biden is running and will most likely "win" again. A Republican would need to win a Reagan style landslide to overcome the fraud. And that's very unlikely.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (OalnH)

28 You know who else was somewhat wrong?


Alec Baldwin

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (iayUP)

29 If Mooch runs we'd need a giant-killer to run against her.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (/jq25)

30 I don't think I had a problem with Big Mike. It was like "Chewbacca" or something like that that I thought brought up some racial connotations that might not travel well.

I think I did call her Lieutenant Worf, though.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj)

So, you were more worried about being called a racist than a transphobe or ... actually, calling her Lt Worf would be both speciesist and racist. And Transphobe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (/xaUq)

31 Charles Manson was somewhat wrong. I'll cop to it.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (iHBZj)

32 You can't be somewhat wrong. Right/Wrong is binary. It's like being somewhat pregnant.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (OalnH)

33 I'm trying to come up with an analogy with 1932 Germany and an increasingly senile Hindenburg, but it's just not gelling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (2hlEI)

34 "...that it is time to push Michelle Obama into running."

So another mindless puppet.

That sounds highly probable.

I hope they don't trot out the extensive list of accomplishments and qualifications to justify her campaign. I mean Black and Woman are pretty comprehensive all on their own. I assume she identifies as Black and Woman. She should, though, since those are HUGE hurdles she's cleared.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (aXxgO)

35 start oulling your weight.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Okay however you need to let us know what an oulling is first.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (JXlGR)

36 Pol Pot? Somewhat wrong. Well intentioned but just didn't get all the club behind the ball.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (iHBZj)

37 May I suggest the every time you come across words and phrases, such as disinformation, raw intelligence, or evidence used to describe the Russia! coup that you substitute in fucking lies. That cleans things up nicely.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (iGfKR)

38 ace you weren't down with Worf, either. You're instincts on racial connotations then were pretty spot on.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (U7IvX)

39 Jonah chugs Bud Light by the gallon.
Posted by: Montec


No.
He had a auto-digester installed anally that just leaks Bud Lite.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (jzzG8)

40 27 Biden is running and will most likely "win" again. A Republican would need to win a Reagan style landslide to overcome the fraud. And that's very unlikely.
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (OalnH)

The thing about push button fraud is that it does not matter if 90% of the votes are for the one candidate- they can manufacture the votes because 'normal' participation is so low. Hey, we had a 90% voter election! People REALLY HATE Trump. It was the same in 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:32 PM (/xaUq)

41 Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr
So I was convicted of lying to Congress about " Russian collusion " that Special Counsel John Durham has now established never actually existed .Right. #WitchHunt
12:05 AM · May 16, 2023 · 1.2M Views

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:32 PM (Vwz3I)

42 I don't think I had a problem with Big Mike. It was like "Chewbacca" or something like that that I thought brought up some racial connotations that might not travel well.

I've been calling her this here for years now.

You know, Chewbacca isn't an anti-black slur any more than orcs are stand-ins for blacks in Tolkien.

Chewbacca fits the bill because they are both big and broadshouldered, and both have penises.

She's like Aunt Bunny and everyone knows it. Gus can pretend she's not a sasquatch. I ain't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:32 PM (KFhLj)

43 33 I'm trying to come up with an analogy with 1932 Germany and an increasingly senile Hindenburg, but it's just not gelling.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (2hlEI)

Well, in this analogy, Biden would have to be both. Maybe throw in Gaius Marius as well with some proscriptions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (/xaUq)

44 "Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024."

Why? What is the evidence for that?
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (MvF+J)

Translation: I expected to get my turn wielding power behind a patsy but now these assholes are blocking me out, and screwing up so bad we might not have enough to steal when its our turn.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

45 @16 I thought Miss Choksondik as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (lRky4)

46 That Jonah Whaleturd sure has a purty dick-shaped mouth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (zHuJr)

47 Funnily there was a Nubian dynasty that ruled Egypt. Aksum/Ethiopia would also have probably had a female ruler at some point given the long history.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (eYoxG)

48 Whatever the Democrat's plans may or may not be with who's their choice for president figurehead I seriously doubt it includes "Big Mike."

However, this may be predicated on which of the various factions are really running things at 1600 Penn Ave.

There are deep pocketed candidates that want that slot too. Not all of them are simply willing to be told what to do. Michelle Obama might, or might not. Not many black women I know like to be told to do anything other than what they think they should be doing.

Over/Under on that? Who the fuck knows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

49 I think Lifson's correct that the commies are desperate to get rid of Puddin. I'm not convinced that Big Mike is the new "it" girl, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (sWM8x)

50 I'm ein airship!

Pull mein finger and I'll blow up!

Posted by: zombie Paul von Hindenburg at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (Vwz3I)

51 bear with asymmetrical balls

Challenge accepted.

The US of A has enough money coming in to pay all debts. So no default.

But money to other areas will be hit.

Good Hits are Defund the EPA, no money for illegals, no more money to Ukraine, fire the extra IRS agents, turn the Education department over to the states, fire 1 out of 10 at the CIA, and defund the FBI.

What is probable is close National Parks, defund the VA, stop food stamps, and maybe stop social security, medicaid, medicare, and disability payments.

What is your list?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

52
The left can't beat a 10% preference. However many ballots they fraudulently create.

President Harris is never going to happen. They know it too.

Stay tuned.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

53 "Chewbacca fits the bill because they are both big and broadshouldered, and both have penises."

Wookies have three penises, except the females, who have only two.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (MvF+J)

54 45 @16 I thought Miss Choksondik as well
---
Heh, me too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

55 Pol Pot? Somewhat wrong. Well intentioned but just didn't get all the club behind the ball.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (iHBZj)
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You're squinting. Do you wear glasses?

Posted by: Khmer Rouge political officer at May 16, 2023 06:35 PM (2hlEI)

56 Jonah glasses are faggy

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:35 PM (geLO8)

57 Remember when Stephen Miller bitchslapped Acosta on the "promise" given by the Statue of Liberty?

https://tinyurl.com/bdf3z7hb

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 16, 2023 06:35 PM (nFB2T)

58 33 I'm trying to come up with an analogy with 1932 Germany and an increasingly senile Hindenburg, but it's just not gelling.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (2hlEI)

How was the dinner service Mrs. Adelt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:35 PM (BRHaw)

59 Ace, what caused you to change your mind on calling out "Big Mike"?

I don't think I had a problem with Big Mike. It was like "Chewbacca" or something like that that I thought brought up some racial connotations that might not travel well.

I think I did call her Lieutenant Worf, though.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM


OK, I just dimly recall you had some issues with people on here dissing on michelle obama, I just didn't remember what the issue was.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:35 PM (ncXxy)

60 The Chewbbacca stuff go folks bounced at Hotair back in the day. Fallout from Killgore Trout dropping deuces all over the comments one night.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (4enNW)

61 Mike is pretty singularly unlikeable, though.

Odd, I said the same about Hillary...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (/xaUq)

62 It took Vietnam to get LBJ not to run again. Uncle Knucklefucker is running again unless he's dead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:27 PM (KFhLj)

Perhaps even if he's dead. See Mrs Woodrow Wilson running the country after his hushed up stroke.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

63 Saw Goldman clip earlier. Rosas response was en Fuego. Goldman is your standard little rich boy, born on third base thinking he hit a triple

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (lRky4)

64 First knowing she is as lazy as her husband didn't think she would, but seeing what Sundowner does why wouldn't she? She doesn't have to do anything but travel QST class and spread her Cultural Marxism Religion.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

65 Wookies have three penises, except the females, who have only two.
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (MvF+J)

like hyenas

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (BRHaw)

66 I still think Governor Brylcreem is most likely to be the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

67 With those bugged put eyes, Elizabeth Holmes always reminds me of Judge Reinhold.

Also I think Big Mike would win in a landslide - we are not a serious nation.

Posted by: 496 at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (2gwsr)

68 the media is perfect for schlubs like Goldberg

and I'm sure he has a circle of friends who pat him the back at dinner

and he is very happy with that

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (us2H3)

69
What is your list?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

You forgot to add the nonexistent border patrol.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (JXlGR)

70 *I'm not convinced that Big Mike is the new "it" girl, though.*

Ahem. "It" guy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty, see you at the MoMe at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM (DhOHl)

71 Funnily there was a Nubian dynasty that ruled Egypt. Aksum/Ethiopia would also have probably had a female ruler at some point given the long history.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 06:33 PM (eYoxG)
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Ethiopia had a black, Jewish (!) queen with the awesome name of Judith "The Fire".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:37 PM (2hlEI)

72 What is your list?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Unforts, 60% of the budget is entitlements. That's the nut. No one is going to cut that. We're so fucked by the 90 year old system, no appreciable change is going to happen without a complete default.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:37 PM (jzzG8)

73 Goony goo-goo Big Mike

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:37 PM (lRky4)

74 I'm trying to come up with an analogy with 1932 Germany and an increasingly senile Hindenburg, but it's just not gelling.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:30 PM (2hlEI)

Can't think of anything like that today.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (U7IvX)

75 "The Durham Report says that is 100% disinformation."

The IC, DNC, and MFM are the Emily Litella of political hackery.

Q: What about all this reportage that was purposefully wrong or misrepresented?

EL: "Never mind."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

76 Those of you archiving Ace comments without paying….

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (glGDV)

77 Whar gp said @ 10.

In what universe is the vile vegetable not electable?

2020 actually happened. Even accounting for fraud, any Dem is electable. The electorate is what it is.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (oDIDz)

78 Ethiopia had a black, Jewish (!) queen with the awesome name of Judith "The Fire".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:37 PM (2hlEI)

There was a Jewish queen that Titus carried on a torrid affair with... B something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (/xaUq)

79 >It's obvious to anyone in the Democrat camp not totally delusional that Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024.


worked last time

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (geLO8)

80 President Big Mike? Now, that's the stuff night terrors are made of.

Our government evolved into a Marxist-kakistocracy slowly, over decades, but the political abscess is now so swollen we can't ignore it anymore.

Posted by: Paco at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (njExo)

81 "If this is true, you might start to see Joe Biden get his lowest job approval ratings ever from leftwing media polls, as they remove the Secret Sauce to give him the worst possible actually correct poll numbers. To nudge Grampa Friskyfingers out the door."

Never going to happen. If the Obamas could be pressured into this, they would have done it in 2020 to the joy of all the NPCs. Besides which, Joe Biden knows they HAVE to support him, or the thing collapses beyond the ability of fraud to sustain.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (78UcJ)

82 I got willowed.

Kathleen Madigan is by far the funniest woman comedian today. IMO she’s one of the top comedians , male or female.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (MNhXM)

83 Berenice

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (/xaUq)

84 The Chewbbacca stuff go folks bounced at Hotair back in the day. Fallout from Killgore Trout dropping deuces all over the comments one night.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 16, 2023 06:36 PM


I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout. He started an argument with me one day over something stupid and I made him look like a fool and he stayed away for a couple of days. To this day I am 95% convinced that KT was chuckle johnson's alter ego on that web site.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (ncXxy)

85
Man, that is not very nice to Chewbacca or wookies

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (jGgd5)

86 I still say Big Mike is too lazy to run for office

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8)

87 What is your list?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

1. ED
b. Homeland Security
iii. Trans portation
D. HUD

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (BRHaw)

88 Sundowner is getting worse every month, they can't keep him drugged up forever.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8)

89 Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
Obviously strongly prefer normal shirts but with extra strong buttons because they keep popping off and I have no idea why.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

90 Btw, Jonah looks like a non-binary Velma.

Posted by: Paco at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (njExo)

91 Nope. Too much like hard work - and Barry, despite being a true believer, would never let her outshine him.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (BXxcV)

92 The Democrats' only hope to keep the White House is to keep Biden. Any change now, or even a credible primary challenge, signals a weak, divided party and the GOP will clean up.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (4enNW)

93 So you can tell that Jonah totally didn't push the Russiagate hoax based on how extensive The Dispatch's coverage of its debunking is.

"Ahoy seamen!"

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I read that as "semen" ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (no4lF)

94 >>>I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout. He started an argument with me one day over something stupid and I made him look like a fool and he stayed away for a couple of days. To this day I am 95% convinced that KT was chuckle johnson's alter ego on that web site.

so I don't know about LGF or Kilgore Trout but I think there was a real c-sucker on Twitter calling himself Kilgore Trout/And So It Goes, who I assumed was the LGF Kilgore Trout.

(Who I was made aware of by all the comments about him here.)

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (iHBZj)

95 That's it. I, for one, am henceforth boycotting any and all Kristol Kruises, no matter how attractive the Lido Deck Discussion Panels may be.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

96 82 I got willowed.

Kathleen Madigan is by far the funniest woman comedian today. IMO she’s one of the top comedians , male or female.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (MNhXM)

I got chastised for saying there are no funny womyns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (BRHaw)

97 At least if Big Bike ran, it would give an excuse for the deep state to unload on the Bidens to get him out of the way. It's not ideal but at least, hopefully, some justice.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (4n6fw)

98 These people thinking Mooch is a viable Presidential candidate is hilarious.

She is Kamel Toe without the cackle

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (i7Q7S)

99 Berenice
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (/xaUq)
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Very nicey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (2hlEI)

100 You know I find amazingly frustrating? Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country. He experience consists of being married to a president’ and not even a good one. Why are are we so silly as a country any party would consider someone who has no experience in any leadership capacity. I am more qualified. The only reason people like her is because of fawning press. I have to believe if put on the campaign trail her grouchy flag will fly high, but no one will be allowed to call it out least we be accused of the “angry black female” trope.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

101 Kristol: "Obviously strongly prefer normal democratic and constitutional politics. But if it comes to it, prefer the deep state to the Trump state"

Also Kristol: "The Deep State does not exist."

And no, Mrs Obama is not going to run for anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)

102 Ethiopia had a black, Jewish (!) queen with the awesome name of Judith "The Fire".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:37 PM (2hlEI)

There was a Jewish queen that Titus carried on a torrid affair with... B something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:38 PM (/xaUq)

Berenice. Her kingdom was in and around Syria

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

103 >>>90 Btw, Jonah looks like a non-binary Velma.

stop. Some of us like Velma.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (iHBZj)

104 The cost of servicing the federal debt is greater than the defense budget. That's stunning when you really think about it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

105 Goldman is being groomed to take Chuckie's spot

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (us2H3)

106 90 Btw, Jonah looks like a non-binary Velma.
Posted by: Paco at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (njExo)

https://tinyurl.com/y25tcjd7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (/xaUq)

107 86 I still say Big Mike is too lazy to run for office

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8

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I hope you're right, but I bet Big Mike looks at Barry and says "If this crayon-eater can do it then I know I can do it!"

Posted by: 496 at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (2gwsr)

108 I'm guessing they are recycling the approval rating for Joey. For months we hear it's down to 37% and then the next time it will fall to.... 37%.

Math if not practically science.

Posted by: micky at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (3byMq)

109 90 That's the second dagger in the heart of Velma's image. They pull off Velma's mask, it's Mindy Kaling. They pull off Mindy's face, it's Jonah.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (MvF+J)

110 it is time to push Michelle Obama into running
.......

Sure, if you can lure her out of the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

111 >>>Posted by: Aetius451AD

who is this young cosplayer and Scooby Doo fan?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (iHBZj)

112 It's obvious to anyone in the Democrat camp not totally delusional that Joe Biden's declining mental faculties make him almost impossible to re-elect in 2024.

O ye of little faith.

Posted by: Dominion at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

113 95 That's it. I, for one, am henceforth boycotting any and all Kristol Kruises, no matter how attractive the Lido Deck Discussion Panels may be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

That's a hell of a sacrifice. Almost Christ-like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (/xaUq)

114 That's it. I, for one, am henceforth boycotting any and all Kristol Kruises, no matter how attractive the Lido Deck Discussion Panels may be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I was hoping they'd have another and get lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (JXlGR)

115 Who does the deep state want as a patsy?

That is who they run. Someone controllable. So not Michelle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

116 C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself And Crack Trade

https://tinyurl.com/nhhmje2c

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (Vwz3I)

117 Ethiopia had a black, Jewish (!) queen with the awesome name of Judith "The Fire".

Guarantee that one is not showing up on Jada Pinkett's show

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (0hOvj)

118 104 The cost of servicing the federal debt is greater than the defense budget. That's stunning when you really think about it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

770 vs 704

I posted this am!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (BRHaw)

119 who is this young cosplayer and Scooby Doo fan?
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM (iHBZj)

Name seems to be... senpai sara?

Pillowy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (/xaUq)

120 You know I find amazingly frustrating? Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country. He experience consists of being married to a president’ and not even a good one.

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Yeah, and?

Posted by: Hillary at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (OalnH)

121 By the way, if I ever run for President, I promise to have an official presidential proof reader. Vote for me!

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 >>>That's it. I, for one, am henceforth boycotting any and all Kristol Kruises, no matter how attractive the Lido Deck Discussion Panels may be.

I liked all the games, like "Guess Who's Inside Your Wife."

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (iHBZj)

123 AZ deplorable moron

Put all of them on a cruise liner, then add a Mk-48 torp or three.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

124 Also consider this;

Was the appointment of Kamala Harris as VP done in the "hopes" rezident retard would crash, burn and croak within the first 4 years, thus being the first "Black" female president?

As that seems unlikely, sort of, who'd run and put Harris in her place on day one?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (Q4IgG)

125 the media is perfect for schlubs like Goldberg

and I'm sure he has a circle of friends who pat him the back at dinner
........

after he chokes on a chicken bone when he forgets to chew.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

126 C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself And Crack Trade

LOL. They were kind of blatant about trading drugs to help Central American anti-commie groups in the 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (0hOvj)

127 I still say Big Mike is too lazy to run for office

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8

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I hope you're right, but I bet Big Mike looks at Barry and says "If this crayon-eater can do it then I know I can do it!"

Posted by: 496 at May 16, 2023 06:42 PM


She is a lazy entitled biotch that has never had a real job in her life like most democrats. She is not going to run for anything because that would be like work.


Plus if there was any chance she was going to toss her name into the hat the media would be going crazy over her right now and they are not.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (ncXxy)

128 Sundowner is getting worse every month, they can't keep him drugged up forever.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe

He will die in his second term. And lie in state in the capiol.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (U7IvX)

129 Who does the deep state want as a patsy?

That is who they run. Someone controllable. So not Michelle.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

They seem to be worried that even Kamala might turn on them if they gave her a platform.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

130 stop. Some of us like Velma.
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Ruh. Roh.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (Vwz3I)

131 If Michele Obama ran the Dems would continue their trend since at least Bill Clinton of having a progressively worse candidate than the last. Some may disagree and it’s hard to believe possible but Michele Obama would be worse than Biden.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (MNhXM)

132 "Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country."

Princeton grad.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

133 Piper

You will get 17 of my 53 votes. Swearsies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

134 http://weeklystandardcruise.com/

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:46 PM (iHBZj)

135 Big Mike is being pressured to run in 2024 to "break the transgender ceiling."

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Obama Biden (The Mooche/Dr. Jill) 2024 -- Make 2008 Year Zero Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 06:46 PM (no4lF)

136 Oldcat

Kamila uses too much teeth?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

137 Why would the Russians abandon their long time democrat allies*?

* useful idiots

Posted by: DJT at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (aRpZy)

138 "Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country."

She's on video dancing with a root vegetable.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

139 Also consider this;

Was the appointment of Kamala Harris as VP done in the "hopes" rezident retard would crash, burn and croak within the first 4 years, thus being the first "Black" female president?

As that seems unlikely, sort of, who'd run and put Harris in her place on day one?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (Q4IgG)

Kamala was made veep because she is so unlikeable that she could never, never put him in the shade. Its always better to have someone worse than you as the heir, keeps you from being bumped off.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

140 If Michele Obama ran the Dems would continue their trend since at least Bill Clinton of having a progressively worse candidate than the last. Some may disagree and it’s hard to believe possible but Michele Obama would be worse than Biden.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:45 PM (MNhXM)

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (ZqJGw)

141 Michele Obama 2024

"Let the Wookiee Win"

Okay I denounce myself.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)

142 More Velma cosplay:

https://tinyurl.com/2hnemne8

There is a remarkable amount of it in the SFW section.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (/xaUq)

143 Hillary
Kamala
Michele
?

Who has the most unfavorable number?

go, pls show your work

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (jGgd5)

144 "Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country."

She's on video dancing with a root vegetable.
Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

OK, *ONE* Credential.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

145 Keep saying the Marxists have 2024 sewed up in vote fraud, no one is fighting it so we are going to get clobbered again by it.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (xhxe8)

146 Michele Obama 2024

"Let the Wookiee Win"

Okay I denounce myself.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)

HA!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (T/Lqj)

147 It’s A Madhouse! A Madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

148 Let the Wookiee Win"

Okay I denounce myself.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)

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I like it

Posted by: 496 at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (2gwsr)

149 You know how Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and his followers wouldn't abandon him? That's actually not true. Trump voters have abandoned him in drovers.

But for Biden he could do that and it wouldn't matter. He could go on stage, drop his pants and take a shit at the debates, and still 99.9% of Democrats would vote for him. For them the person doesn't matter. Party is everything. Beat the other side is everything. Which is why it doesn't matter how decrepit he is, he's their guy.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (OalnH)

150 141 LOL

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

151 496: "I hope you're right, but I bet Big Mike looks at Barry and says 'If this crayon-eater can do it then I know I can do it!'"

Exactly. ANY sentient being can think that. So can most insentients given the Biden administration.

Considering the combination of election fraud and the state of the US electorate, competence really isn't a prerequisite.

We're in a horrible place.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (aXxgO)

152 122 >>>That's it. I, for one, am henceforth boycotting any and all Kristol Kruises, no matter how attractive the Lido Deck Discussion Panels may be.

I liked all the games, like "Guess Who's Inside Your Wife."
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:44 PM (iHBZj)

Name that Bull.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (/xaUq)

153 I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout. He started an argument with me one day over something stupid and I made him look like a fool and he stayed away for a couple of days. To this day I am 95% convinced that KT was chuckle johnson's alter ego on that web site.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


I think he was real. LGF had a coterie of sycophants that ended up in some rat's-nest fuckclub with Chuckie. We saw it happen in one of the livechats that spun off of his site.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (jzzG8)

154 Goldberg is jetting toward footnote territory.

"Oh yeah, and the guy once wrote a book called Liberal Fascism which was regarded by conservatives at the time."

Posted by: FIB-ber at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (krQz2)

155
Yeah, and?
Posted by: Hillary

Hillary at least did stuff in her career. She was involved in government fun, she was part of the watergate legal team. She did, in fact, ride her husband’s coattails into the senate. But that at least gives her more experience than Michelle. Hillary didn’t have fawning press, either, to tell everyone they have to like her (a bridge too far for anyone, let’s be honest).

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

156 104 The cost of servicing the federal debt is greater than the defense budget. That's stunning when you really think about it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2023 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

easy to pay off debt

$ 152000000 per month
$ 1824000000000 per year
We take in about 5100000000000.
So we spend about 3400000000000.

2018 $3,260.473

So we go back to 2018 spending

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (BRHaw)

157 Piper

You will get 17 of my 53 votes. Swearsies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 16, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

If "Pied" Piper runs and plays a flute and drowns all of DC, she'll get alla my votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

158 Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold starring Tamara Dobson came out in 1975. So, you're telling me they remade it? Norman Fell was in the original. Don't think he's available for the new one.

Posted by: Blaxploitation Station at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (Nn3xT)

159 The KT_so_it_goes guy isn't the same Killgore Trout, but he is also an asshole.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (4enNW)

160 Who has the most unfavorable number?

Hillary is one of the worst people to ever exist. She's a sociopath with blood on her hands and a constant, arrogant sneer. Kamala is annoying Obama is bitter and hateful but Hillary has a long horrible trail of death and corruption behind her like manure falling out of a semi on I-5

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

161 Hillary at least did stuff in her career. She was involved in government fun, she was part of the watergate legal team. She did, in fact, ride her husband’s coattails into the senate. But that at least gives her more experience than Michelle. Hillary didn’t have fawning press, either, to tell everyone they have to like her (a bridge too far for anyone, let’s be honest).
Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

Left people to DIE

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (BRHaw)

162 >>>159 The KT_so_it_goes guy isn't the same Killgore Trout, but he is also an asshole.

that's too bad, I prefer keeping the number of assholes to a minimum

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (iHBZj)

163 145 Keep saying the Marxists have 2024 sewed up in vote fraud, no one is fighting it so we are going to get clobbered again by it.
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (xhxe

__

OK how do I fight it. Protest? Great then I spent 3 years in prison. Write my congressman and ask for action? LOL. Sure, I'll get a nice boilerplate reply back saying they're on it.

Democrats have figured out Stalin's thing. Doesn't who votes, it matters who counts the votes. And yeah nobody will stop them. It sucks, but it's reality.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (OalnH)

164 stop. Some of us like Velma.


hmm you like the 90s film Velma I bet

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (w0NJk)

165 "I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout."

Every time you guys ruminate about it, CJ pops his rox. Don't give him the pleasure.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

166 Okay I denounce myself.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)
.......

at least you didn't ban yourself.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

167 You know how Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and his followers wouldn't abandon him? That's actually not true. Trump voters have abandoned him in drovers.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (OalnH)
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No, I don't remember that, because that's not what he said.

You're doing the popular lore version.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

168 Imagine being so incompetent you fail at VP.

This has to be a real insult to The Ho. Not even capable of filling the shoes of George HW Bush, Al Gore, and all the other shining stars that set up shop at No 1. naval observatory circle.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (2eUto)

169 Jug Ears and Chewbacca got their Netflix dirty payout. She's not running.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (ZqJGw)

170 162 >>>159 The KT_so_it_goes guy isn't the same Killgore Trout, but he is also an asshole.

that's too bad, I prefer keeping the number of assholes to a minimum
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (iHBZj)

Well, we know now that ace is not Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (/xaUq)

171 I do know that it turns out that half of the firebreathing "True Conservative" nevertrumpers were in fact federal workers/Deep Staters, most of whom were violating federal law by posting partisan crap from work.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (iHBZj)

172 Theranos lady. She's plain, kinda big, has an off-putting voice. Yet . . . there's something about her than appeals to me. I'd like to keep her in a cage.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (KFhLj)

173 I saw Coterie of Sycophants open for Flock of Seagulls at the Rat's-Nest Fuck Club in '04.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (2hlEI)

174 That's actually not true. Trump voters have abandoned him in drovers.
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He gained at least 12 million votes between 2016 and 2020.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (BXxcV)

175 Speaking of Pied Piper, I've been rewatching Silicon Valley. Man that was such a good show. Laugh out loud funny stuff.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (OalnH)

176 Hillary has a long horrible trail of death and corruption behind her like manure falling out of a semi on I-5
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

I agree. She is absolutely vile. Likely the worst of a very bad lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (T/Lqj)

177 Ace get off the cucks, the Goldbergs and French's. You've had a much larger impact.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (U7IvX)

178 "druthers", "quadrupeds"

He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (2eUto)

179 that's too bad, I prefer keeping the number of assholes to a minimum
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (iHBZj)

not me!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (BRHaw)

180 "Michelle Obama has absolutely zero credentials to run a country."

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Black female or transgender. Historic first. The ONLY credential these days ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (no4lF)

181 153 I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout. He started an argument with me one day over something stupid and I made him look like a fool and he stayed away for a couple of days. To this day I am 95% convinced that KT was chuckle johnson's alter ego on that web site.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

I think he was real. LGF had a coterie of sycophants that ended up in some rat's-nest fuckclub with Chuckie. We saw it happen in one of the livechats that spun off of his site.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:49 PM (jzzG

yeah, that place became really special.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

182 I am honestly baffled how such as retarded, awful show like Scooby Doo has anyone with any nostalgia toward it. The art was so bad you cannot really classify any of the girls as being all that attractive. The stories were so dumb and childish even kindergarteners were cringing. It is truly bizarre seeing any fondness for this train wreck of crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

183 Jug Ears and Chewbacca got their Netflix dirty payout. She's not running.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM


Yep, they signed a 5 year contract and got the payout up front and then got cancelled before they completed one season, she ain't running because she is lazy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (ncXxy)

184 hmm you like the 90s film Velma I bet
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (w0NJk)

Lisa Cardenelli is a solid 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (ZqJGw)

185 Velma Dinkley has a certain nerdy, cushiony attraction. And I just know she's going commando under those skirts.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

186 hmm you like the 90s film Velma I bet
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (w0NJk)

She was cute. Had the right mix of hot vs innocent/clueless vibe going.

https://is.gd/MVzBu6

Velma is not Jessica Rabbit, it is a tough thing for cosplay thots to pull off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (/xaUq)

187 Michelle Obama also hated living in the White House as I recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (Vwz3I)

188 Just saw in the sidebar "Dooce" has left her mortal coil. Gone to the choir eternal.

Oh no!


Anyway.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (qoGsy)

189 Right now to me 2024 again goes to wire but all the Marxists way, vote fraud charges again will be front and center and maybe it becomes a turning point.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (xhxe8)

190 Massachusetts us atty Rachael Rollins is resigning because if ethics violations. She was a nasty prog who was da in Suffolk co. Soros supported I believe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (lRky4)

191 Oh, no!

I sold my soul for a 4th.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

Thankyou! I'll be sure to not use it wisely!!

Posted by: Lucy Fur at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (89Sog)

192 165 "I got banned from LGF because of kilgore trout."

Every time you guys ruminate about it, CJ pops his rox. Don't give him the pleasure.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

Or is it deflates his footballs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

193 I'm pretty sure Kilgore Trout commented at The Volokh Conspiracy way back in the day too, back when it was worth commenting at and not a sad collection of supposedly libertarian husks pimping for statism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (KFhLj)

194 I could turn anti-Trump tomorrow, and I would still correct people on the bullshit version of Trump quotes.

Don't use the bullshit version of Trump quotes. Learn what he said and quote that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)

195 "Quadrupeds" is Jonah's term of endearment for his tits.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (1gif2)

196 I think he was real. LGF had a coterie of sycophants that ended up in some rat's-nest fuckclub with Chuckie. We saw it happen in one of the livechats that spun off of his site.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at

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I am pretty positive Kilgore Trout was a person, too. I never had any issues with him, but he trended very arrogant as I recall. Honestly the only problem I had with anyone on the site were short lived trolls and my infamous fight with Brett Baier. Oh those were the days when I was a contender. Hahahaha.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

197 No, I don't remember that, because that's not what he said.

You're doing the popular lore version.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

___

This is his actual quote: I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTACH1eVIaA

But you're missing the bigger point I was trying to make.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (OalnH)

198 There is no common ground with today’s Left. You can’t compromise in good faith with mentally unstable people. And they are all literally psychopaths to a degree.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

199 Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

Or is it deflates his footballs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)
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CJ is a Patriot?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (krQz2)

200 I think he was real. LGF had a coterie of sycophants that ended up in some rat's-nest fuckclub with Chuckie.
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That fooker sold me out!

And after all I did for his pasty white ass!!

Posted by: wild irish hose at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

201 I am honestly baffled how such as retarded, awful show like Scooby Doo has anyone with any nostalgia toward it. The art was so bad you cannot really classify any of the girls as being all that attractive. The stories were so dumb and childish even kindergarteners were cringing. It is truly bizarre seeing any fondness for this train wreck of crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

It was on, and I appreciated its rationalist perspective that all of the "spooks" they hunted turned out to be criminals. Given how hard television boosts the irrational this was a good thing.

Jonny Quest was better

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

202 198 There is no common ground with today’s Left. You can’t compromise in good faith with mentally unstable people. And they are all literally psychopaths to a degree.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

And that is also by design. Politics as holy war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (/xaUq)

203 Velma is not Jessica Rabbit, it is a tough thing for cosplay thots to pull off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (/xaUq)


As long as the cosplayers have big breasteses, you'd be amazed how well that works.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (ZSK0i)

204 No chance of ace getting a big head. He knows we only come for the comments.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (BXxcV)

205 Piper: "Hillary at least did stuff in her career."

One of the finest criminals America has ever produced. And only in America could she have been.

Well, maybe the Soviet Union and large swathes of Africa and Central and South America. Come to think of it, there's a lot of global competition here. But American Hillary! ties them all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (aXxgO)

206 187 Michelle Obama also hated living in the White House as I recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (Vwz3I)

Built by slaves. Should have made her proud.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (U7IvX)

207 I am honestly baffled how such as retarded, awful show like Scooby Doo has anyone with any nostalgia toward it.

When I was 5-7, I liked Scooby Doo. It was on the same basic level as Gilligan's Isle, which I also liked at the time.

I have fond memories of both. But they're memories.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (KFhLj)

208 This is his actual quote: I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTACH1eVIaA

But you're missing the bigger point I was trying to make.
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (OalnH)

That you deliberately lie about people?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

209 As long as the cosplayers have big breasteses, you'd be amazed how well that works.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (ZSK0i)

It 'works' but whether it works for Velma is another thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq)

210 Michele Obama 2024

"Let the Wookiee Win"

Okay I denounce myself.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:47 PM


Cruelty level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)

211 195 "Quadrupeds" is Jonah's term of endearment for his tits.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (1gif2)

He and his wife walk all over them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

212
Dominion can sue Fox.

The Sullivan decision did not legalize what they did to Trump.

Sue every last mother's son of 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (j4U/Z)

213 This is his actual quote: I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (OalnH)
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No, it's not.

That's not the statement. The statement begins "They say". That changes a lot. Who says? Why do "they say" it?

Don't use the popularized bullshit versions of Trump's statements.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)

214 196 Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

There was a group of sycophants that beguiled Chunk to come home which is sorta cringe that Chunk would....

even more cringe is being Chunk's fucked up Moby "enforcer" like KT.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i)

215 You can't compromise with people who hate you and want you enslaved or dead.

That's why we can't compromise with Republicans.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (BXxcV)

216 Velma is not Jessica Rabbit, it is a tough thing for cosplay thots to pull off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (/xaUq)

As long as the cosplayers have big breasteses, you'd be amazed how well that works.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (ZSK0i)

Jinkies!

Posted by: Velma, 38G at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (4I/2K)

217 CJ is a Patriot?!
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM


Of Cuba? Maybe...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

218 199 Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)

Or is it deflates his footballs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (ynpvh)
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CJ is a Patriot?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (krQz2)

That's not the word I would use.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

219 It is not that the show Cleopatra is hated, it is just that no one likes those Greek Homos of the Ptolemaic dynasty that stole everything including skin color from the Africans

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (xhaym)

220 No chance of ace getting a big head. He knows we only come for the comments.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (BXxcV)

Know who said that first?

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (U7IvX)

221 Jonah Goldberg was sort of wrong about Comey in the same way he was sort of wrong about drinking lard with dinner every night

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (lc5cP)

222 As long as the cosplayers have big breasteses, you'd be amazed how well that works.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 16, 2023 06:55 PM (ZSK0i)

Jinkies!
Posted by: Velma, 38G at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM


Zoiks!

Posted by: Shaggy at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)

223 This is his actual quote: I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTACH1eVIaA

But you're missing the bigger point I was trying to make.
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (OalnH)

Why would you misquote him after linking the video?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (eYoxG)

224 I personally believe Michelle Obama is eminently electable, as soon as her husband's handlers fully persuade her she won't actually have to do sh!t except fly around the world on AF1 and schmooze with global elites, basically what she does now. She will never have to answer a single question, make a single decision, anything. She can spout Marxist talking points to her little heart's content while occupying the Oval Office.
All the Chicago Bolsheviks are still in charge, they can easily swap MO for Joe and nothing will change except MO won't be quite as optically embarrassing, and if anybody can put us over the hump into full-on real-time Race War, which is what the handlers really want, it's Big Mike.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (43xH1)

225 193 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:54 PM (KFhLj)

KT is "real" and was at Volokh and IIRC the early days of Legal Insurrection.....

there were also several other people floating in the "group" that had me Treacher, Baldilocks, AfricaChique and others...

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (X0I7i)

226 How much time is Sundowner spending in the WH? He seems to be going to Wilmington every weekend probably for drug treatments

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (xhxe8)

227 Know who said that first?

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (U7IvX)

Yes, sadly

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

228 Michele Obama 2024

"Let the Cookies In"

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

229 I always think it's hilarious when scrolling through search results in images and it is like the safesearch turns itself off. It's like 'whuh?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (/xaUq)

230 That's not the statement. The statement begins "They say". That changes a lot. Who says? Why do "they say" it?

Don't use the popularized bullshit versions of Trump's statements.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)

___

I was making an analogy to Biden's hold on his people. I didn't mean to insult Trump or you. No need to freak out.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (OalnH)

231 126 C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself And Crack Trade

LOL. They were kind of blatant about trading drugs to help Central American anti-commie groups in the 80s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



A guy I work with was telling me about some show on FX called 'Snowblind'. Said it's really good. It's a 'fictional' account about the CIA and the Crack trade in LA circa 1980s. I used to discount stuff like this. Now? Yeah, more than plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (sAmhv)

232 Don't use the popularized bullshit versions of Trump's statements.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)


But . . . But . . . But lies, misatribution and cherry picked statements are essential to the Narrative.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (xhaym)

233 Why would she want to become POTUS when she can make more money out of office?

Michelle Obama's juice drink deal puts wealth above health of children, some critics say

https://tinyurl.com/35fzvt6n

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (NpAcC)

234 207 I am honestly baffled how such as retarded, awful show like Scooby Doo has anyone with any nostalgia toward it.

When I was 5-7, I liked Scooby Doo. It was on the same basic level as Gilligan's Isle, which I also liked at the time.

I have fond memories of both. But they're memories.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 06:56 PM (KFhLj)

That's the point. If you watch them as adults, you risk forever killing that nostalgia.
One younger brother loved Thundar, the Barbarian; he'd watch it after school, thought it was great. Watched it as an adult, said it was the dumbest thing and regretted it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

235 Yep the pulitzer is now a prize for the most useful lie in media. As it ever was. See my comment for this morning.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 07:01 PM (0M/LT)

236 219 It is not that the show Cleopatra is hated, it is just that no one likes those Greek Homos of the Ptolemaic dynasty that stole everything including skin color from the Africans
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 06:58 PM (xhaym)

Those Greek Homos stole the African's whiteness which is how they all became so black.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:01 PM (eYoxG)

237 It was on, and I appreciated its rationalist perspective that all of the "spooks" they hunted turned out to be criminals. Given how hard television boosts the irrational this was a good thing.
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I understand there was a remake series where they abandoned rationality and had there be psychic etc. phenomenon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

238 word on the street is Capn Bill was instrumental in convincing McCain to take Palin cuz his bud Lisa was worried about Palin challenging he in 2010

everyone knew McCain was gonna lose so why not get some benefit from the loss

destroying Palin for the Murk AK Mafia was the benefit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (us2H3)

239 Velma is not Jessica Rabbit, it is a tough thing for cosplay thots to pull off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:53 PM (/xaUq)


Bobbi Starr did a fair decent try.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (xhaym)

240 You can never go home again. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

241 The New Yorker of course has a screed denouncing cars.

Did you know that Sao Paulo is only choked with traffic jams because we exported American car culture?

America has exported its car addiction to the developing world, where congestion, pollution, and destruction of the urban fabric are even worse than they are here.

But they picked the right author to write this:

Must we end the automobile? I come before the court trying the case of its extinction as someone who has never owned a car—who never even drove one until recently, and then only for a few weeks a year—and has ridden the 6 train daily for most of the past four decades.

"only a few weeks a year" - Martha's Vineyard, I bet.

Probably the wrong month to opine on the superiority of the subway.

Posted by: The US State Department! at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (2tUFv)

242 So Trump is a big, fat liar according to Jonah, huh?

What has he lied about — apart from his lazily habit of hyperbole?

That’s the thing, since 2015 it’s been “Orange Manlies!!!” Because he exaggerates. So what? He’s not making up facts and events out of thin air like Biden, he’s not doing the lawyerly evasions like the Clintons, etc. But Fatso McCouchpotato says because Trump lies he deserved to be couped.
STFU, gasbag.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (bK0vm)

243 And anyway, with all the chatter here about Martha Stewart, maybe I missed it, but did nobody bring up the MadTV skit about Martha Stewart in prison? It's one of their classics!

https://tinyurl.com/5n9b7h6t

Posted by: LenNeal at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (43xH1)

244 Yes, sadly

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

What could have been.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (U7IvX)

245 She will never have to answer a single question, make a single decision, anything. She can spout Marxist talking points to her little heart's content while occupying the Oval Office.
All the Chicago Bolsheviks are still in charge, they can easily swap MO for Joe and nothing will change
Posted by: LenNeal at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (43xH1)

The danger of your puppet having a mind is that at some point they can dump you and get a new set of puppeteers and leave you out, or worse. History is full of people who though they had their front man under control but didn't.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

246 I watched an episode of the A Team maybe 5 years ago. God was that awful. Damn near unwatchable. Kind of ruined my memory of how awesome the show was to a 10 year old version of myself.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (OalnH)

247
Left people to DIE
Posted by: rhennigantx

I never said she did GOOD things. I am saying she did more than Michelle, which is not a very high bar, I wouldn’t support either one of them for dog catcher. I was pointing out Michelle has nothing on her resume of note that is even close to experience that translates to running a country. Nada colada.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

248 "Velma" Linda Cardellini is woman you marry hawt.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (RqMSv)

249 More cosplay.

No idea what character she is. Looks airbrushed/fake.

Still like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yec3amzz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (/xaUq)

250 Why'd I watch Scooby Doo? It was on. We watched whatever was on.

Kill your TVs.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (MvF+J)

251 Can I just say, this new trend of calling out these Dem windbags needs to be continued.

Just saying "it's interesting to be lectured by Senator X on the subject of ...when he's ..."

These are terrible people, with multiple skeletons in their closest. Not only that, we all know they are their. The press knows, the witnesses know it. But everyone just let's them harass and harangue witnesses as if they aren't so much worse themselves.

It's what you have to do when you have regime press.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (+DS2f)

252 And anyway, with all the chatter here about Martha Stewart, maybe I missed it, but did nobody bring up the MadTV skit about Martha Stewart in prison? It's one of their classics!

https://tinyurl.com/5n9b7h6t
Posted by: LenNeal at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (43xH1)
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Jeff Goldstein's "Martha Stwart's Prison Diary" was hilarious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (2hlEI)

253 When will Soynah Simpberg get cancer and die already?

preferably anal cancer

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (VTu1l)

254 word on the street is Capn Bill was instrumental in convincing McCain to take Palin cuz his bud Lisa was worried about Palin challenging he in 2010

everyone knew McCain was gonna lose so why not get some benefit from the loss

destroying Palin for the Murk AK Mafia was the benefit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM


I do know that it came out later that he despised her and what she stood for and that he was forced to pick her for various "political" reasons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (ncXxy)

255 246 Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (OalnH)

Eh I appreciate Murdock, always have whether 12 or 50.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (X0I7i)

256 America has exported its car addiction to the developing world, where congestion, pollution, and destruction of the urban fabric are even worse than they are here.

___

How dare people in the developed world want to have easily accessible affordable private transportation? That's only reserved for elites like US!!

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (OalnH)

257 Rotten Tomatoes audience score has risen to 2%.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

258 251 Can I just say, this new trend of calling out these Dem windbags needs to be continued.

Just saying "it's interesting to be lectured by Senator X on the subject of ...when he's ..."

These are terrible people, with multiple skeletons in their closest. Not only that, we all know they are their. The press knows, the witnesses know it. But everyone just let's them harass and harangue witnesses as if they aren't so much worse themselves.

It's what you have to do when you have regime press.
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (+DS2f)

It is necessary that a spirit of contempt should be developed for the governing powers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (eYoxG)

259 It was on, and I appreciated its rationalist perspective that all of the "spooks" they hunted turned out to be criminals. Given how hard television boosts the irrational this was a good thing.
---------
I understand there was a remake series where they abandoned rationality and had there be psychic etc. phenomenon.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

It was a movie or direct to DVD show that first did that, I don't know if others followed on, but Scooby was dead once that happened and thus those never happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (eoQWY)

260 Just saw in the sidebar "Dooce" has left her mortal coil. Gone to the choir eternal.

Yeah I... used to be extremely tied into the blogging world, as I'd spend 5 days a week trolling through them to find the best, most interesting commentary. I do not remember her at all. Maybe she showed up after I had shifted the blog into just commentary and reaction of events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)

261 The stories were so dumb and childish even kindergarteners were cringing. It is truly bizarre seeing any fondness for this train wreck of crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

Concur. Lots of adult 8 year olds running around just love this pablum.

They slurp it right up and want more.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

262 Rotten Tomatoes audience score has risen to 2%.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

Since they adjust the scores internally that hardly matters.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

263 "I come before the court trying the case of its extinction as someone who has never owned a car—who never even drove one until recently, and then only for a few weeks a year—and has ridden the 6 train daily for most of the past four decades."

Then you know not whereof you speak and should shut your whore mouth in the presence of the actually informed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (ou9hh)

264 Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

They've proven the president doesn't mean shit if he's a Democrat. Pure puppetry between the last two clowns.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (BXxcV)

265 Oh, they plan to set up a scenario where only Michelle Obama can save the country. Where people are begging her to run.

What exactly are her qualifications for the presidency? same as Hillary? 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (+DS2f)

266 Why would you misquote him after linking the video?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (eYoxG)

The exact quote was an asinine thing to say and an insult to Trump voters you think about it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

267 231 126 C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself And Crack Trade

LOL. They were kind of blatant about trading drugs to help Central American anti-commie groups in the 80s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


A guy I work with was telling me about some show on FX called 'Snowblind'. Said it's really good. It's a 'fictional' account about the CIA and the Crack trade in LA circa 1980s. I used to discount stuff like this. Now? Yeah, more than plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2023 07:00 PM (sAmhv)

CIA was involved in the killing of DEA agent Kiki Camarena as well; to find out if he knew about their secret contra training base in Mexico.

Yeah, our Gov't and its agencies have done lots of things that engender the exact opposite of trust and confidence.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

268 Yep the pulitzer is now a prize for the most useful lie in media. As it ever was. See my comment for this morning.
Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 07:01 PM (0M/LT)


Do I have to get on my Ohio-flagged spacesuit to say, "it always has been"?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (xhaym)

269 She will never have to answer a single question, make a single decision, anything.

She's still lazy as s***.

She'd at least have to pretend to campaign, and I suspect that she doesn't feel like it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (2tUFv)

270 260 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)

Evidently Douche brought sarcastic asshole humor with a leftwing slant to mothering....

which has NEVER been done before or better.

40 fucking thousand a month in ad revenue at peak.

Goggletube is theft.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (X0I7i)

271 I watched an episode of the A Team maybe 5 years ago

*********

I watched an episode more recently and couldnt believe how campy it was, although i think its mostly the first season where the camp and cringe was out of control, then they reined it in a bit in subsequent seasons.

Watching Knight Rider as a 29 year old is always hilarious. Never change, Hoff!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (VTu1l)

272 Rotten Tomatoes audience score has risen to 2%.

But, incredibly, the reviewer score dropped by 1%. Most reviewers are just saying nothing about it, many of the big names aren't even bothering to review it.

The Little Mermaid remake is doing really badly too, like 11% audience and 60% reviewer positive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:08 PM (0hOvj)

273 I do know that it came out later that he despised her and what she stood for and that he was forced to pick her for various "political" reasons.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (ncXxy)

Never heard "being as popular as cancer with my base" described as a "Political Reason" before.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

274 Short Fatass Jonah and his C*ck Krusader Kristol; "We were wrong, but Trump".

Share a bag of dicks, you've earned them, you dishonest, lowlife, lying, bulbous, bottom-feeding ass pirates.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:08 PM (IaTa3)

275 word on the street is Capn Bill was instrumental in convincing McCain to take Palin cuz his bud Lisa was worried about Palin challenging her in 2010
---------------
And Gabe was a big Lisa fan, fully defending her running after losing the GOP nomination, pulling for her in both her court cases.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (Vwz3I)

276 But, incredibly, the reviewer score dropped by 1%. Most reviewers are just saying nothing about it, many of the big names aren't even bothering to review it.

The Little Mermaid remake is doing really badly too, like 11% audience and 60% reviewer positive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:08 PM (0hOvj)

I heard someone read out a negative review, and all the words were fairly positive to milquetoasty so the quote couldn't be used to cancel them later.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

277 Since they adjust the scores internally that hardly matters.

********

Their AI automatically doubles the score of every woke pile of shit to keep ratings inflated, so doubling a score of 1% would be

*does math*

about the same

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

278 Biden is going to run, unless he's dead.

He lets the Obama people take over the government, and all the Bidens go to prison. The Obamas don't like Biden.

Nothing personal - it's just business.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (2tUFv)

279 Jamie Lee Curtis Proclaims, “I Will Protect Trans Kids”

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Translated from moonbat into plain English. "I Will Exploit and Abuse Kids."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7)

280 The exact quote was an asinine thing to say and an insult to Trump voters you think about it.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

Trump deals in the realm of marketing, branding and persuasion. I don't take him literally and never have. I was just happy to finally have someone speaking for me.

That said if he keeps commenting about abortion he's going to fucking lose me hard. I don't give enough of a fuck about politics anymore to care anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:10 PM (BXxcV)

281 if the war between rooshia and ookraine leads to a nucular war, the dems will just demand everyone gets to vote by mail. biden by a mudlside.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:10 PM (B1FKF)

282 275 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (Vwz3I)

If it hurt the GOP and empowered Ogabe Mabriel Galor was there.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:10 PM (X0I7i)

283 Liz Cheney I think this selling of pardons is the one that puts trump away. if there's recordings or paperwork backing this up, it seems like a slam dunk. Now is the time that Liz should jump in. Run a campaign on strictly not being trump or DeSantis. My hope is she wins nomination, thus permanently eliminating donny from politics. Then, of course, lose the presidency to Biden.

She is dangerous. And don't be so sure that she would lose. She has designs on the Oval Office, but she's also smart enough to keep her head down until her party completely implodes.

You want Biden to lose? Because this is how he could lose. Biden attracted a fair number of "Lincoln Project" voters in 2020. Liz Cheney would pull a lot of those voters back, making it uncomfortably close. Romney voted for Biden If Cheney runs, he votes for her. He is one of many.

Also the base -- remember how they pivoted to kill Pence? They could pivot the other direction too for their new best chance to slit the liberal/Democratic throat. Leaders around the planet are afraid he could be president again.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (NCgXW)

284 Oh here we go

I can see it now

Trans Kids Matter

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (BXxcV)

285
Yep, they signed a 5 year contract and got the payout up front and then got cancelled before they completed one season, she ain't running because she is lazy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


That sounds like Michelle's Chicago job.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

286 279 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7)

Eh I give JLC a pass "it" has been credibly accused of being a hermaphrodite.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

287 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)

288 There are two hot blondes in the pub and two puppies play fighting. Guess what has my attention.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (VdGjU)

289 Dooce isn't ringing a bell with me, still shame she checked out herself.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

290 Lara Croft cosplay is always a crowd pleaser.

https://tinyurl.com/3kd97bp7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (/xaUq)

291 Rojas for the win. I love when witnesses dump on congress critters, they deserve all the contempt that can be heaped upon them. Moar please.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (Q/iSk)

292 Best thing about Mooch as a candidate is that she is completely unlikeable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (gGxHX)

293 Just saw another pic of that Barack Insane Odildo jizz-guzzler Jonah Goldberg . . . . . . . . instinctively reaching for a tire iron. . . . . . also just glimpsed the mere image of the name of Barack Insane's Trannie housemate. . . . . said things my office mates down the hall roll their eyes at

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (5DfsO)

294 henry clay: i would rather be right than trump president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (B1FKF)

295
Ace, the Jonah quote should be "Ahoy, semen!"

FIFY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (x0n13)

296 The ring in Game of Thrones is a metaphor for the power of being able to act in secret.

The Deep State had this, but no longer. Will it make a difference? Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (RqMSv)

297 Long before Trump ever said he could shoot somebody in broad daylight, Anti-Trumpers were all over boards like this saying exactly that as an insult to Trump voters.

Trump was just repeating hyperbolic language.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (krQz2)

298 250 Why'd I watch Scooby Doo? It was on. We watched whatever was on.

Kill your TVs.

Posted by: All gp's Are Liars at May 16, 2023 07:04 PM (MvF+J)

Josie and the Pussycats...Long tails and ears for hats

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

299 if the war between rooshia and ookraine leads to a nucular war, the dems will just demand everyone gets to vote by mail. biden by a mudlside.

Fortunately, if all the big cities get nuked, the next Census isn't until 2030, so they get to keep all their Congressional representation and contribute to their state's electoral votes for another decade.

Posted by: The Census Bureau, Thinking Ahead! at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (2tUFv)

300 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)

It goes directly with the mentally defective motto they live by.

The ends justify the means

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

301 @290 She's packin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (RqMSv)

302 Jamie Lee Curtis Proclaims, “I Will Protect Trans Kids”

She got caught with a photo of a naked tween girl in her house. Not her kid...someone else's kid...in a storage container.

Why? She claimed it was harmless, fun art.

But when she got caught she said she got rid of the picture. Because, you know, its just harmless, fun art and not pervy at all.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (lc5cP)

303 292 Best thing about Mooch as a candidate is that she is completely unlikeable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (gGxHX)


Basically a black, male Hillary Clinton. Except this time, even with the media deflector shields at full power, her Salt Creature evil wookie will not withstand the attacks, especially from Trump, perhaps less so from DeSantis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (x0n13)

304 292 Best thing about Mooch as a candidate is that she is completely unlikeable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM (gGxHX)

>>

She/it won't survive the second round of debates. Can't handle the inspection.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (5DfsO)

305 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)
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It's why I called Trump "Mr. Neutron".

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (krQz2)

306 even more cringe is being Chunk's fucked up Moby "enforcer" like KT.
Posted by: sven

It was good until it wasn’t, and then it REALLY wasn’t. Which makes me appreciate Ace and his team all the more. Maybe I should send them new crocs.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

307 Screw em!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (59FCK)

308 Best thing about Mooch as a candidate is that she is completely unlikeable.

Bets?

Posted by: Surburban Wine Moms! at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (2tUFv)

309 300 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)

It goes directly with the mentally defective motto they live by.
. .
The ends justify the means
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

It depends on the meaning of "ends," I guess. Their ends were insane. Our's on the other hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (x0n13)

310 266 Why would you misquote him after linking the video?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 06:59 PM (eYoxG)

The exact quote was an asinine thing to say and an insult to Trump voters you think about it.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

No it wasn't. Noting that the polls says his voters are very loyal + some hyperbole isn't insulting.

Unless one is inclined to be offended by microaggressions.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (eYoxG)

311 I think this is cosplay from that One Piece anime thing:

https://tinyurl.com/w8aju9d7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (/xaUq)

312 273 I do know that it came out later that he despised her and what she stood for and that he was forced to pick her for various "political" reasons.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 07:05 PM (ncXxy)

Never heard "being as popular as cancer with my base" described as a "Political Reason" before.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

There was some poll that had Politicians neck-and-neck with STD's and below Used Car Salesmen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

313 I know they're gonna find the treasure tonight!

I have faith in Jack.

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (cknjq)

314 re 307: do you swallow or spit?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

315 I find it interesting that Jonah Whale calls Trump corrupt lowlife. After 7 years of investigation and not a single criminal conviction the Whale says this.

I'd like to see Konah Whale and a the companies he's worked for go thru the colonoscapy that Trump has gone thru - along with his business associates - and come out the other side as clean as Trump.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (pP9IH)

316 The hot blondes puppies are play fighting?
To get loose from their sweaters?

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

317 It's hard to know if the Mooch is likeable or not. She's voted best woman ever in every ranking. Is that bullshit? Maybe. But I don't know, could be true. Millions of women also watch the View religiously after all. This country is populated by a lot of imbeciles.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (OalnH)

318 Best thing about Mooch as a candidate is that she is completely unlikeable. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And her RT audience score was 1%, now 2%.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (iGfKR)

319 Basically a black, male Hillary Clinton. Except this time, even with the media deflector shields at full power, her Salt Creature evil wookie will not withstand the attacks, especially from Trump, perhaps less so from DeSantis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (x0n13)
>>

Restored my faith. . . . .yes. . .will not survive the 2nd round of debates. She/it cannot handle the criticism. It will longingly blank out and seek the comfort and cover of it's Martha's Vineyard abode and its collection of sex toys.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (5DfsO)

320 She/it won't survive the second round of debates. Can't handle the inspection.
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (5DfsO)
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There won't be any debates, regardless of candidates. They'll claim there's no point trying to "debate" a lying degenerate reprobate, which is how they will frame the Republican candidate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

321 306 Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

This place as always better from a content generation standpoint, the commentariat was the whole shebang at the Jazz Flute academy and always was.

You had Reaganite, Ed Weather Dude, Patterico, Treacher before he went haywire and the rest....

when IR started the dance party with "the rise of Ogabe" in 06 you could see the writing on the wall.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (X0I7i)

322 315 re 307: do you swallow or spit?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

For $90 an hour...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (/xaUq)

323 I have this dream that Bidden's team follows through on its declaration of "no Dem debates" and the Republicans invite RFK Jr to participate in theirs "for fairness"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (xhaym)

324 She got caught with a photo of a naked tween girl in her house. Not her kid...someone else's kid...in a storage container.

She gives off a he/she vibe to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (0hOvj)

325 re 307: do you swallow or spit?

For $90 a hour, she had better do both.

Posted by: The Free Market! at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (2tUFv)

326 She/it won't survive the second round of debates. Can't handle the inspection.
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (5DfsO)

Please. The moderator will debate for her and we will all have to read that not only is she the most brilliant candidate to grace the stage, she was stunningly beautiful in whatever she was wearing.

Our only hope here is Barry’s fragile ego not allowing his legacy as the most amazing, god like president be usurped by his wife.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

327 Serious question are there any pictures of Michaele Obama pregnant with either Sausage or Melanoma?

I don't think there is any photographic evidence that big Mike ever was pregnant. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (17s+e)

328 "I never imagined that it was honest to goodness."

You're not alone. Nobody else with any sense imagines it's honest either.

"she prescribed for me to attempt it simply."

You need a better translator for whatever language this spam was originally in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (Keyt1)

329 re: Trump on 5th Ave

Yes he prefaces it with "some people say" but then he goes on for a minute basically saying, yeah my people will never abandon me, essentially agreeing with "some people".

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (OalnH)

330 The blondes.may be hot but the dogs are brighter.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (VdGjU)

331 290 Lara Croft cosplay is always a crowd pleaser.

https://tinyurl.com/3kd97bp7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:12 PM

Nice. I've always been partial to Faye Valentine Cosplayers myself: https://tinyurl.com/4ptwap6m

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (NCgXW)

332 315 re 307: do you swallow or spit?

>>>

bites

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (5DfsO)

333 Lara Croft cosplay is always a crowd pleaser.

https://tinyurl.com/3kd97bp7
Posted by: Aetius451AD

What's with those girly hand grenades?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7)

334 Trump was just repeating hyperbolic language.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (krQz2)

He was referring to polls about how loyal his voters were and how proud he was of that . He didn’t say how ridiculous that quote is. He used it to emphasized the loyalty he has.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

335 318 It's hard to know if the Mooch is likeable or not. She's voted best woman ever in every ranking. Is that bullshit? Maybe. But I don't know, could be true. Millions of women also watch the View religiously after all. This country is populated by a lot of imbeciles.
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (OalnH)

Could a woman be more unlikeable than Hillary? Ok, yes, Kamala exists. But another one?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (eYoxG)

336 Unlikable to us but a Leftist Goddess who can't do wrong

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (xhxe8)

337 No it wasn't. Noting that the polls says his voters are very loyal + some hyperbole isn't insulting.

Unless one is inclined to be offended by microaggressions.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (eYoxG)
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And it's not like Trump just made that hyperbole up right there. It was said of his voters over and over because they were "mindless".

Now, I say that as somebody who had numerous run-ins with Trumpers in those days and found enough of them uncomfortably close-minded, but felt no need to exaggerate about it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (krQz2)

338 They used Russiagate as the pretext to run a wide-raging impeachment investigation of Trump with all the resources of the Feds, because surely there was dirt on him. Then they found nothing ...

They're still trying ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (RqMSv)

339 She gives off a he/she vibe to me

There are persistent rumors that she's a hermaphrodite that long predate the current tranny crap.

Its rare, but it does happen.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (lc5cP)

340 ace you weren't down with Worf, either. You're instincts on racial connotations then were pretty spot on.
Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:31 PM (U7IvX)

How is it "rayciss" to draw a comparison between Mooch, and non-human fictional characters that were the "good guys" in their respective movies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (gGxHX)

341 318 Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (OalnH)

Lt Worf has a cachet of mostly disnterested 55ish year old women who were programmed from the early 90s to think she is the greatest thing since well life.

Orca Winfrey is their "best friend in the box who gives cars away" and the women in that category range from executive secretaries at fortune 500 companies to walk-in cooler repairwomen who are raging alcoholics.

Those of us outside their cult cannot understand what they see.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (X0I7i)

342 305 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)
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It's why I called Trump "Mr. Neutron".

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:14 PM (krQz2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jdhorGtQI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

343 Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores: "She/it won't survive the second round of debates."

That's quaint. MO in a debate for the job.

The MFM will claim they're now unneeded, wasteful, and nothing matters because OrangeManBad or FloridaManFascist. If they put Biden in a basement, they'll put MO inside a mountain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

344 335 Trump was just repeating hyperbolic language.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (krQz2)

He was referring to polls about how loyal his voters were and how proud he was of that . He didn’t say how ridiculous that quote is. He used it to emphasized the loyalty he has.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

Which is praise for the quality of loyalty in a hyperbolic fashion. Loyalty can be praised or condemned in different ways, but he was clearly praising his supporters in a hyperbolic fashion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (eYoxG)

345 How did I in my heart of hearts know Durham was going to amount to a really long strongly worded letter?
I want hangings! This was Treason of the highest order.

Posted by: Reforger at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (B705c)

346 Trump was just repeating hyperbolic language.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM (krQz2)

He was referring to polls about how loyal his voters were and how proud he was of that . He didn’t say how ridiculous that quote is. He used it to emphasized the loyalty he has.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)
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Right. I know the whole context. I researched the entire context.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (krQz2)

347 So, $90 per hour? How much for 5 minutes?

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

348 With Hillary everyone hated her. Even her supporters hated her on a personal level. I mean yeah there were the hard core feminists who thought she was all grrrrrrl power and shit. But the common person on the street thought (and thinks) she's a nasty human being.

I really don't think that applies to the Mooch. The typical voter at worst is indifferent to her.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (OalnH)

349 That sounds like Michelle's Chicago job.
-----------
That was, basically, anonymous not in the limelight 24/7.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (Vwz3I)

350 Josie and the Pussycats...Long tails and ears for hats
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM

Space Battleship Yamato ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

351 If they put Biden in a basement, they'll put MO inside a mountain.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO)
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Hmmm. Will they let her out when she "wins?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

352 Ukrainians getting testy, even with their "100%" missile interception rate:

Governor of Nikolayev oblast Vitaly Kim complains that everyone should be banned from filming missile strikes. I get it - it makes it unnecessarily hard to lie about the 200% interception rate!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (2tUFv)

353 315 re 307: do you swallow or spit?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

Whore Cams and Stupid Scams.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

354 Serious question are there any pictures of Michaele Obama pregnant with either Sausage or Melanoma?

I don't think there is any photographic evidence that big Mike ever was pregnant. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (17s+e)

Google Image Search pops up a few.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

355 340 She gives off a he/she vibe to me

There are persistent rumors that she's a hermaphrodite that long predate the current tranny crap.

Its rare, but it does happen.
Posted by: 18-1 at May

She has a trans child.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

356 330 re: Trump on 5th Ave

Yes he prefaces it with "some people say" but then he goes on for a minute basically saying, yeah my people will never abandon me, essentially agreeing with "some people".
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (OalnH)

Trump praises the intelligence and then the loyalty of his voters.

Loyalty may be an objectionable quality to some, but what he was saying was obviously not an insult.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (eYoxG)

357 How is it "rayciss" to draw a comparison between Mooch, and non-human fictional characters that were the "good guys" in their respective movies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (gGxHX)

You had to be there to see what ace was dealing with.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (U7IvX)

358 Nice. I've always been partial to Faye Valentine Cosplayers myself: https://tinyurl.com/4ptwap6m
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (NCgXW)

Ah. I should have known by the nic.

I was going to post a rebuttal pic, but none of these results seem to quite go for... sultry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (/xaUq)

359 The blondes.may be hot but the dogs are brighter.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (VdGjU)
.......

Well, we're not looking for rocket surgeons are we?

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

360 In a primary debate, if Michelle were to trot out onto the stage, her costumer had better use the good gaffer tape to keep "Jumbo" tucked in place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (4I/2K)

361 42 Chewbacca fits the bill because they are both big and broadshouldered, and both have penises.

pretty sure the rule 34 portion of the star wars universe is non-canonical.

Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2023 07:23 PM (v3pYe)

362 They used Russiagate as the pretext to run a wide-raging impeachment investigation of Trump with all the resources of the Feds, because surely there was dirt on him. Then they found nothing ...

They're still trying ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (RqMSv)
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It doesn't even seem like they are trying anymore. Just living off the fumes of all the "corruption" conflagrations they once set to burn.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:23 PM (krQz2)

363 You gotta love the, "we lied, but it was all in pursuit of righteousness because Trump is evil" schtick.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 07:11 PM (IaTa3)

They lied for our own good....just ax 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at May 16, 2023 07:23 PM (AwYPR)

364 What's with those girly hand grenades?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7)

I think we found Lindsey Graham's nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:23 PM (/xaUq)

365 350 Josie and the Pussycats...Long tails and ears for hats
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM
Space Battleship Yamato ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

Space Ghost. Traveling the Universe with a monkey and two tweeners...Nothing wrong there at all, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

366 358 Ah. I should have known by the nic.

I was going to post a rebuttal pic, but none of these results seem to quite go for... sultry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM

Ah, c'mon. Man Faye is at least kinda funny!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (NCgXW)

367 Keep seeing Democrats/ Marxists are not going to have any Presidential debating

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (xhxe8)

368 pretty sure the rule 34 portion of the star wars universe is non-canonical.
Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2023 07:23 PM (v3pYe)
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I'd prefer that canonicity over the awful sequels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

369 343 That's quaint. MO in a debate for the job.

The MFM will claim they're now unneeded, wasteful, and nothing matters because OrangeManBad or FloridaManFascist. If they put Biden in a basement, they'll put MO inside a mountain.
>>

I get your drift, but I think it won't play out like that. The Left will steer racist, like the plantation owners that they are.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (5DfsO)

370 There are fine trolls on both sides of the misquoting Trump debate.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

371 Those of us outside their cult cannot understand what they see.
Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (X0I7i)

They don't see anything. It is absolutely the rule for leftists to raise "Dear Leader" to immense heights, and since Hillary the Fembots have to take the First Lady up the same way.

It is a religious ritual, to show how loyal you are to the powers that run your life.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

372 mike's campaign strategy will be to skip the debates so she can attend to the lepers outside the gates of jerusalem and san francisco.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (B1FKF)

373 She has a trans child.

Adopted.

And her husband was with a guy (that looks a little like her) before they got married.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (lc5cP)

374 Pulitzer Prizes are awards for best propaganda, and for doing most harm to a free republic, for advancing the commie agenda (and rewarding the oligarchs).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (Cus5s)

375 "Perfessor" Squirrel: "Hmmm. Will they let her out when she 'wins?'"

Briefly. As proofs of life.

Actually, that's a good question. We may well be at the point where the DNC/Deep State prohibits the filthy eyes of an electorate directing their gaze at Dear Leader.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (aXxgO)

376 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

Listen, you.........

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (BXxcV)

377 357 Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (U7IvX)

His saturation Moby Bombing of here, Insty, and Tepid Err was something to behold...

In essence if you did not chuck all of your beliefs and suck BO and MO's dicks in public you were rayciss.

The fucker was immune to cites and links to the democrats' Jihad on the Bush women and Palin etc etc.

That event was literally the moment I decided "fuck these people and their enablers and I am done ever granting them any benefit of any doubt."

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (X0I7i)

378 I really don't think that applies to the Mooch. The typical voter at worst is indifferent to her.
_______

I hate everything about this country and almost everyone in it. Vote for me, peons. You're welcome.

Posted by: Big Mike at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (Q/iSk)

379 Space Ghost. Traveling the Universe with a monkey and two tweeners...Nothing wrong there at all, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

he's a Ghost. Its right there in the title.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

380 367 Keep seeing Democrats/ Marxists are not going to have any Presidential debating
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM

They pulled out all the stops to make sure he won the 2020 primary...so why wouldn't they this time, too? Of course, he's even weaker (as a candidate and human) this time around, so even more desperate measures are needed.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (NCgXW)

381 Space Ghost. Traveling the Universe with a monkey and two tweeners...Nothing wrong there at all, right?

He's spanking the monkey in the cockpit again?!?

Posted by: Jace at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (lc5cP)

382 Alberta separatist want to seceed from Canada and become our 51st state.

https://fxn.ws/3Me61GA

'Trudeau, at heart, is a fascist,' source at Alberta 51 Project told Fox News Digital

Well, yes, there is that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)

383 How is it "rayciss" to draw a comparison between Mooch, and non-human fictional characters that were the "good guys" in their respective movies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (gGxHX)


Prolly because Mooch is better idealized like a fairy like Tinkerbell? You know, the ones that are ethereal, and can never be portrayed by someone who is neither blonde nor not built like Michael Dorn?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (xhaym)

384 mike's campaign strategy will be to skip the debates so she can attend to the lepers outside the gates of jerusalem and san francisco.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (B1FKF)
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San Francisco maybe, but I can't see her going to Jerusalem, considering the antipathy B Obama has to Israel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (BpYfr)

385 ms obama's outfit courtesy of harry's gowns and drapes.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (B1FKF)

386

Jonah the Whale fell from grace right into a mess of Brian Stelertes discarded pie crusts.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (UCNv1)

387 Yes he prefaces it with "some people say" but then he goes on for a minute basically saying, yeah my people will never abandon me, essentially agreeing with "some people".
Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (OalnH)
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He was describing what a poll on voter loyalty showed in 2016, in his loose fashion.

But people were saying that his voters were so brainless that he could commit murder and they would still vote for him because they had no principles, or something.

So, Trump gets blamed for turning an insult around rhetorically....

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (krQz2)

388 371 Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

Eh both of them were Ohio republicans and are not cultish for grammy H or Joey Plugz.

I mean one is dead now, and so she will continue voting democrat for another 100 years but seriously the class of 63ish was programmed to like Lt Worf from grade school.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (X0I7i)

389 382 Alberta separatist want to seceed from Canada and become our 51st state.

https://fxn.ws/3Me61GA

'Trudeau, at heart, is a fascist,' source at Alberta 51 Project told Fox News Digital

Well, yes, there is that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)


After which the annexation of Greenland is all but assured!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

390 379 Space Ghost. Traveling the Universe with a monkey and two tweeners...Nothing wrong there at all, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

he's a Ghost. Its right there in the title.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

AS much a ghost as the Phantom.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

391 Patterico, Treacher before he they went haywire and the rest....
----------------
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (Vwz3I)

392 How is it "rayciss" to draw a comparison between Mooch, and non-human fictional characters that were the "good guys" in their respective movies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:20 PM (gGxHX)
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Ace must be black then. Or why would a bunch of conservatives keep calling him an Ewok?

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (krQz2)

393 58th

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (BXxcV)

394 370 There are fine trolls on both sides of the misquoting Trump debate.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM

But unlike that charlatan Trump, you can always trust the word of a Jefferson!

Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol XII- MySpace online musings at May 16, 2023 07:29 PM (NCgXW)

395 Space Battleship Yamato come for the cool space battles, stay for the robot that flips up girl's skirts.

Or something like that

Posted by: Obligatory at May 16, 2023 07:29 PM (lc5cP)

396

I'm sorry but Big Mike makes Aunt Esther look like Eartha Kitt, I mean come on.

That huge mouth of hers.

What a set of choppers, beavers be lookin at her in awe and envy.

Set her to work on whittling down some Louisville Sluggers with that huge mouth.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 16, 2023 07:29 PM (UCNv1)

397 Josie and the Pussycats...Long tails and ears for hats
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:13 PM
Space Battleship Yamato ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 16, 2023 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

Does the animation have all the torpedo holes in it?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

398 Once upon a time the FNM claimed that Barack Obama was having an affair. With a woman.

Yeah, I know...

Anyway it was a different era, we couldn't even put the supposed hussy's name in chat here.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 16, 2023 07:30 PM (lc5cP)

399 The Deep State simply will withhold Biden's psychotropics and dementia drugs and put him in front of a microphone if the decision is made to take him out. The problem will be Dr. Jill. No doubt they have extensive kompromat on that dried up old whore but she will force them to use it.

I really, really want Kamala to run, not because it will matter (the election will be rigged), but because it will further degrade and diminish the State.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 07:30 PM (KSNKu)

400 389 382 Alberta separatist want to seceed from Canada and become our 51st state.

https://fxn.ws/3Me61GA

'Trudeau, at heart, is a fascist,' source at Alberta 51 Project told Fox News Digital

Well, yes, there is that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)


After which the annexation of Greenland is all but assured!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

I don't think anybody wants Quebec.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

401 But people were saying that his voters were so brainless that he could commit murder and they would still vote for him because they had no principles, or something.

So, Trump gets blamed for turning an insult around rhetorically....
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:28 PM (krQz2)

Done by someone else it'd be regarded as a rhetorical flourish. Courage=reckless stupidity, wisdom=cowardice and so on are all ways to flip insults one way or the other. This is accusations of being a cult flipping to praise for the virtue of loyalty.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 07:30 PM (eYoxG)

402 394 370 There are fine trolls on both sides of the misquoting Trump debate.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:25 PM

But unlike that charlatan Trump, you can always trust the word of a Jefferson!

Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol XII- MySpace online musings at May 16, 2023 07:29 PM (NCgXW)

How's Weezie, George?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

403 Nood Cafe.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 07:31 PM (krQz2)

404 382 Alberta separatist want to seceed from Canada and become our 51st state.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM

I heard similar sentiments from MANY people in Kosovo. They had this billboard right outside the main Pristina airport while I was there....I think Trump had COVID at the time?
https://tinyurl.com/2p994djc

Posted by: Military Moron at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (NCgXW)

405 354 Serious question are there any pictures of Michaele Obama pregnant with either Sausage or Melanoma?

I don't think there is any photographic evidence that big Mike ever was pregnant. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2023 07:18 PM (17s+e)

This isn’t the proof of all proof. You would be hard pressed to find a picture of me pregnant. Of the possibly 2 that exist, they would never have been posted anywhere anyone could find them. I am weird about pictures to start, I certainly didn’t want any when I was a great big fat cow, of which I was when pregnant. Plus her kids look like her and there have been pics published of her as a little girl. She is just an extraordinarily big, not very feminine woman.

Posted by: Piper at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

406 that's too bad, I prefer keeping the number of assholes to a minimum
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 06:50 PM (iHBZj)

When it comes to assholes, the Uniparty has a real deep bench.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (gGxHX)

407 re 382: i imagine that when the usa falls apart and a new republic is founded, minnesota will want to be part of canada.

god save our maple trees
all full of honey bees
of thee we sing
cheese curds for everyone
nadler weighs half a ton
seeing him fall down is fun
oh canada

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (B1FKF)

408 Sorry, we've already got enough crappy singers.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

409 382 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 16, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)

Lansing Lamont pointed out that had Quebec walked in 97 the West would have too.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:32 PM (X0I7i)

410 I don't think anybody wants Quebec.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

Give it back to France, they have the exact same leader now anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

411 Listen, you.........
Posted by: ... at
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

412 Black women are the least attractive. I'm not talking about the mixes, but the real black women.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:34 PM (U7IvX)

413 412 Black women are the least attractive. I'm not talking about the mixes, but the real black women.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:34 PM (U7IvX)

Good enough for some of my ancestors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

414 Black women are the least attractive. I'm not talking about the mixes, but the real black women.

Some are stunning, but their best advantage is that they age very slowly. A 60 year old black woman can look 30

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:35 PM (0hOvj)

415 Trump voters have abandoned him in drovers.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:48 PM (OalnH)
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No, I don't remember that, because that's not what he said.

You're doing the popular lore version.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:51 PM (krQz2)

BTW, the term is "in droves", like "in herds".
"Drovers" are cowboys, basically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:35 PM (gGxHX)

416 Good enough for some of my ancestors.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

Mixes I'd guess.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:36 PM (U7IvX)

417 416 Good enough for some of my ancestors.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

Mixes I'd guess.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:36 PM (U7IvX)

How did Africans get to Mexico back in the 17th and 18th centuries? They were there as slave labor. They weren't mixes to begin with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 16, 2023 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

418 Black dudes age slowly. The women get fat and ugly.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:39 PM (U7IvX)

419 415 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:35 PM (gGxHX)

Yup, I think there were gauchos on the Pyrenees back during Caesar's time.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:39 PM (X0I7i)

420 The women get fat and ugly.

Unlike white women? LOL. Its down to diet and exercise, many are very sleek and svelte in older age. Don't get your info from the media, you probably think most blacks are under the poveryy level, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:40 PM (0hOvj)

421 Gabe loved Jonah in a big fat whale of a man-way.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 16, 2023 07:42 PM (zdYK9)

422 420 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:40 PM (0hOvj)

If they manage to be impoverished after Uncle Gavin gifts them 200 million a head we have to talk.

Posted by: sven at May 16, 2023 07:42 PM (X0I7i)

423 I'll take Big Mike in a death-match with Gavin any day

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 16, 2023 07:43 PM (zdYK9)

424 Unlike white women? LOL. Its down to diet and exercise, many are very sleek and svelte in older age. Don't get your info from the media, you probably think most blacks are under the poveryy level, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:40 PM (0hOvj)

It doesn't take the media for me to see the difference in beauty.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:44 PM (U7IvX)

425 418 Black dudes age slowly. The women get fat and ugly.
Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:39 PM

Hater. I'm a 10, and all the men want me. You just got sour grapes, honey, 'cuz you know a brokie like you ain't got no chance with a fine ass woman like me.

Posted by: Lizzo at May 16, 2023 07:44 PM (NCgXW)

426 If they manage to be impoverished after Uncle Gavin gifts them 200 million a head we have to talk.

Amazingly enough last I heard he was backpedaling from that. Maybe he worked out that it would cost more than the entire US budget.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

427 You had to be there to see what ace was dealing with.
Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 07:22 PM (U7IvX)

I was there. With this nic, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2023 07:53 PM (gGxHX)

428 182 I am honestly baffled how such as retarded, awful show like Scooby Doo has anyone with any nostalgia toward it. The art was so bad you cannot really classify any of the girls as being all that attractive. The stories were so dumb and childish even kindergarteners were cringing. It is truly bizarre seeing any fondness for this train wreck of crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

————

As I grew up in the 70s, Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy were the teenagers I looked up to.

Young kids don’t know about quality. Scooby Doo must have been doing something right as that show a lot of mostly inferior imitators.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 07:58 PM (cMXNt)

429 The problem for Big Mike is that she is not liked, once you get any glimpse of her. She was very much disliked in Chicago, the legal profession saw her as incompetent. Why would she, now that she is uber wealthy, and perceived to be this cool person - wine moms love her - do anything to chow everyone she is not worth all that much. Dislikeable women don't win elections. I realize the cheating will be great, but they will have to cheat to get her out of the democrat primary, and then cheat even harder in the general.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 16, 2023 09:54 PM (UVyKP)

430 People always mention "Levi's" when they talk about the guy but..seldom mention his middle name, and his mothers maiden name "Sachs", Yeah THAT "Goldman- Sachs"
Goldman's financial disclosures indicate he has a line of credit from Goldman Sachs worth up to $50 million in addition to investments in weapons manufacturer Sturm, Ruger & Co., defense contractors Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman, oil companies Chevron, Exxon Mobil, and Halliburton, and Rupert Murdoch's Fox Corporation & News Corp. He "donated" over $4Million to his own campaign, after having 1st run for Att. General. Letitia James decided to run...so he dropped out, gave her the seat and ran for congress instead. Squeaked throgh the primary with 15% of the vote, but in a district soooo Dem he won the General with 83%.
Also he was the lead attorney for the 1st Trump Impeachment "Committee" before he decided he could "congress" instead of just working for them.

Posted by: birddog at May 17, 2023 12:07 AM (uAI4S)

431 Jonah Goldberg is the epitome of unearned privilege. He's in the media because his parents were important people in publishing. He parlayed that into an editorial role at National Review, a publication which under his influence lost more influence and prestige than your first generation journalism major will ever have graduating from his state college. Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt, Mika Brzezinski is the daughter of Zbigniew Brezezinski. They're all the children of unearned power and privilege lecturing the rest of us on the fairness of life.

Posted by: Eric at May 17, 2023 01:43 AM (jEZon)

432
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Posted by: Megan White at May 17, 2023 02:37 AM (MB1bL)

433 Jonah Goldberg, you stupid slut

Posted by: SMOD at May 17, 2023 04:44 PM (RHGPo)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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