As The World Turns Cafe

Namibian elephants having a play-fight,
by Eric Webber

On Friday I reported that Wes Anderson had been hired by Kathleen Kennedy to reboot Star Wars. On Saturday, she fired him, and hired Ron Howard to complete filming of the movie he never started, at a cost of "all the billions of dollars."

Wes Anderson will now be rebooting Lord of the Rings instead.

Falling.

Pouncing and counter-pouncing.

The Happiest Place on Earth!

These must be CGI. More bad CGI from Marvel.

Swan mothership.

Happy Aquatic Snow-Bat.

Nest-building.

Secret love.

Chimp feeds the fish.

Emotional support dog.

Dog " " " sings. " " " It's horrible.

Even police dogs are playing volleyball with balloons now.

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Thanks to Biff Pocoroba.

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Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM

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1 Wii fit girl is better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2023 07:23 PM (Wx8Oa)

2 How do you know those are Namibian elephants?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2023 07:24 PM (llON8)

3 Nooded

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2023 07:24 PM (Wx8Oa)

4 Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Dancing Fool at May 15, 2023 07:24 PM (iayUP)

5 I love the "that friend" video of taking photo. So cute!

Posted by: Iris at May 15, 2023 07:25 PM (foa6+)

6 How do you know those are Namibian elephants?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Their little balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2023 07:25 PM (Wx8Oa)

7 Who is the man dancing? Just some anonymous guy dancing or it's from a movie?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 07:25 PM (Keyt1)

8 How do you know those are Namibian elephants?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

They work at McDowell's?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2023 07:25 PM (jzzG8)

9 Why do we need reboots of either Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?

Both franchises have been utterly destroyed.

They should lay fallow for at least a generation before someone tries to breathe new life into them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2023 07:25 PM (BpYfr)

10 >>>7 Who is the man dancing? Just some anonymous guy dancing or it's from a movie?

he's from an American Bandstand video I linked a couple of weeks ago, of Loverboy singing The Kid Is Hot Tonight.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 07:27 PM (iHBZj)

11 Those dogs are obviously used to having their picture taken. Cute nevertheless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 07:28 PM (Keyt1)

12 he's from an American Bandstand video I linked a couple of weeks ago, of Loverboy singing The Kid Is Hot Tonight.

They were not singing about him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 07:28 PM (0hOvj)

13 On Friday I reported that Wes Anderson had been hired by Kathleen Kennedy to reboot Star Wars.
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Instead, Kathleen Kennedy should get the boot. And then get the boot again, i.e., a reboot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

14 Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 07:27 PM (iHBZj)

Oh, darn. I was hoping it was you, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 07:29 PM (Keyt1)

15
Best of Breed and second place in the Hound Group for Delilah at today's ahow in Albuquerque. This weekend she picked up 20 Grand Champion points to put her at 726 of the 800 she needs to reach the Platinum level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)

16 The swan mom video is playing "In The Hall of the Mountain King" for background music and not "Swan Lake"? Seriously?..........it's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)

17 Cute elephants.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (NpAcC)

18 Tim Conway did a bit about the elephants in the top pic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (u73oe)

19 Puppies 🐶 @PuppiesIover
Friends for life ❤️

https://tinyurl.com/yf2jz2tj

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

20 Amazing timelapse that visualizes the rotation of Earth by stabilizing the sky..

See, I told you Guam would tip over if too many planes and tanks were put ashore!

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Congressman at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (AMIL/)

21 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 07:31 PM (xhxe8)

22 Congratulations, Hadrian!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

23 I want a red panda so bad. I know they're wild and all, but those faces! Those paws! The pose!

My dog is not happy to hear this longing.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at May 15, 2023 07:31 PM (q1RMt)

24 Only because I like to think of you getting away from the bad news, Ace, and having fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 07:31 PM (Keyt1)

25 The great thing about running the smoker all day yesterday is I don’t have to cook tonight. Also, tasty Q.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 07:32 PM (u73oe)

26 I thought that dog had retired?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 15, 2023 07:32 PM (oWBc3)

27 Congrats in any case.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 15, 2023 07:33 PM (oWBc3)

28 Not sure how it got started on my YouTube app but shoeing horses and fixing well overgrowth hoof as well as other infections and debris clearing but seen dozens of videos. Just watched another few minutes ago.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)

29 If you like Wes Anderson parodies that much, Family Guy did a decent one.

https://youtu.be/r_frYfyJX84

For myself, I would rather gnaw my foot off than sit through a director featuring Ben Stiller, Adrien Brody, and Jeff Goldblum on a regular basis.

Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2023 07:33 PM (78UcJ)

30 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2023 07:33 PM (T4tVD)

31 Philip Bump assures his good friends on the left that Trump colluded with Russia and Dirham changes nothing.

Then there’s the timeline. The point at which the government picked up this information is unclear, but Durham describes a meeting between senior officials and President Barack Obama on July 28 when the subject is raised, suggesting that the information was received not long before. By this point, you’ll recall, all of the aforementioned factors were already in play: Trump asking the Russians to hack, his hiring Manafort, Page’s Moscow visit, the hack of the DNC and release of material from it, the Australians getting their hackles up.
If Hillary Clinton was behind the plan to link Trump to Russia, she had a lot of very unexpected allies in doing so.
This, that Durham picks out isolated trees as suspicious in an effort to obscure the forest, is the central flaw of his investigation. It has always been the central flaw.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2023 07:35 PM (Wx8Oa)

32 "The Happiest Place on Earth"
Kid has been told that Snow White is a white supremacist.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

33 >>>>he's from an American Bandstand video I linked a couple of weeks ago, of Loverboy singing The Kid Is Hot Tonight.

But where will he be tomorrow?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 15, 2023 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

34 >>>The Happiest Place on Earth!

This kind of shit is why reparations are owed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (klJTj)

35 When my ship comes in, I'm buying a badger. Anyone know about what I'd have to spend? I mean a ballpark figure.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (Nn3xT)

36 Hi JT! Watch the earth video. Stunning!

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

37 13 On Friday I reported that Wes Anderson had been hired by Kathleen Kennedy to reboot Star Wars.
----------------

Instead, Kathleen Kennedy should get the boot. And then get the boot again, i.e., a reboot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

She may still have a job because she is one of the best producers and executives in Hollywood nowadays. Sadly, there is evidence to support this.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Congressman at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (AMIL/)

38 Those Wes Anderson parody's are Weird Al Yankovich level scrumulescence.

They look like they cost a pretty penny as well to produce.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (up/3i)

39 𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever
Mission I'mpawssible... 🤯 😅
https://tinyurl.com/2p8dhcxf

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I)

40 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)
*******
Sweet labs.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 07:37 PM (NpAcC)

41 A beagle sings! [Not ace's one.]

B&S @_B___S
Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party
https://tinyurl.com/2p8x9225

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

42
* peruses Café for the bat-signal that Ace had a good weekend *

* sees "Happy Aquatic Snow-Bat", and prepares to greet Ace with a manly nod and touch the brim of my Stetson *

* checks the "Happy Aquatic Snow-Bat" link

* discovers dismayingly that the perfidious Big Penguin has infiltrated The Café yet again *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

43 Dog " " " sings. " " "

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Yoko Ono's dog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 07:38 PM (FVME7)

44 >>>Happy Aquatic Snow-Bat.

A good bat!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2023 07:39 PM (klJTj)

45 The dancing video…you know, I think of myself as a decent dancer, not just ballet, and then I see things like this and I wonder if someone unearths a video of me groovin’ 30 years from now, will they be laughing just as hard? I am leaning yes.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 07:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

46 Siamese elephants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY

Posted by: huerfano at May 15, 2023 07:40 PM (uE10U)

47 When my ship comes in, I'm buying a badger. Anyone know about what I'd have to spend? I mean a ballpark figure.
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at May 15, 2023 07:36 PM

I've heard Michigan Wolverines are cheaper and more reliable than those Wisconsin Badgers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

48 >>>Dog " " " sings. " " " It's horrible.

It sounds like a traffic accident.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (klJTj)

49 Cool, first time I've ever seen the St Vitus dance

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (3AatT)

50 Congrats to Delilah!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (/jq25)

51 It could be that Ace set me up, but I'm going with Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Ohhhh Martha Stewart is 81, guess she isn't aging so badly then after all

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

53 That Sicilian Lab is like me when Mrs Blutarski says I can go to the bar.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 07:42 PM (20SKS)

54 Hiya Piper !

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2023 07:42 PM (T4tVD)

55 See, WiPipo CAN dance!

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

56 I think I know the Dancing Guy.

He’s a Sommelier on a cruise line out of Port Everglades last time I saw him.

Probably dead now.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2023 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

57 Ohhhh Martha Stewart is 81, guess she isn't aging so badly then after all
Posted by: Skip

Wow. Roku is advertising her channel like crazy. She really does look good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 07:43 PM (20SKS)

58 On Friday I reported that Wes Anderson had been hired by Kathleen Kennedy to reboot Star Wars. On Saturday, she fired him, and hired Ron Howard to complete filming of the movie he never started, at a cost of "all the billions of dollars."

Wes Anderson will now be rebooting Lord of the Rings instead.

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Both LotR and the SW are going to suck a meter of cock per second.

I know these things because I can see future. You scoff now, but then you'll watch them like the good consumer you are, and you'll say "holy smokes! YD was right! That gobbled cock like a great white shark in a school of cock tuna. He really *can* see the future."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 07:43 PM (oINRc)

59 May the Force be with you, Ope.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 15, 2023 07:43 PM (sWM8x)

60 The Happiest Place on Earth!
........

lol

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

61 49 Cool, first time I've ever seen the St Vitus dance

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (3AatT)

You've never seen a James Brown performance?

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 07:45 PM (AMIL/)

62 Dog " " " sings. " " " It's horrible.

It sounds like a traffic accident.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM

It sure set my dogs off.....they loved it!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2023 07:46 PM (ncXxy)

63 I love those movie trailers! What really cracked me up was first, Bill Murray as Obi Wan, then Bill Murray as Gandalf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (S6gqv)

64 Snow White is a cutie

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (geLO8)

65 I want a red panda so bad. I know they're wild and all, but those faces! Those paws! The pose!

I feel the same way about foxes. I want a fox

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

66 64 Snow White is a cutie

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (geLO

++++

She really is. Cute dimples and all. But that little girl is having none of it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 15, 2023 07:48 PM (klJTj)

67 Family Guy did a decent one.

-
I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 07:48 PM (FVME7)

68 Good evening everyone.

You've never seen a James Brown performance?
Posted by: Gref

He felt good!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 07:49 PM (qoGsy)

69
I feel the same way about foxes. I want a fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May

They breed foxes that are meant to be domesticated or you could just go with a Fennec Fox! This is a more doable dream than a super cute red panda.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 07:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 2 How do you know those are Namibian elephants?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2023 07:24 PM (llON

----
SWAPO badges?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Whisky, Whisky Everywhere, nor any drop to drink. at May 15, 2023 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

71 I feel the same way about foxes. I want a fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqTl1jLdkE

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2023 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

72 PS @Christopher R. Taylor, I am nothing if not an enabler! 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 07:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

73 Good evening everyone.

You've never seen a James Brown performance?
Posted by: Gref

He felt good!!
Posted by: Tonypete

And has a hot tub.

Posted by: Keith Richards at May 15, 2023 07:51 PM (XGZoL)

74 Is that the 'jackleg'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 15, 2023 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

75 Namibian elephants having a play-fight,

Alt Title: Southwest Boarding and Seat Selection

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 07:51 PM (BRHaw)

76 Well time to turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 07:52 PM (xhxe8)

77 69
I feel the same way about foxes. I want a fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May

They breed foxes that are meant to be domesticated or you could just go with a Fennec Fox! This is a more doable dream than a super cute red panda.
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 07:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

Go read about Russian Foxes (the dog thingy) that pee in your coffee!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

78 Piper

I will bet cash money your dancing would outshine Wi-Fit girl, and get Moron buisness cards flying your way. Much to the amusement of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

79 Duh!

Honey Badger

Dont give a fuck

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

80 Skip

Sleep well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

81 Franks 'n' Beanz and pineapple slices for dinner tonight. I love Hawaiian music!

Posted by: Don Ho Hum at May 15, 2023 07:54 PM (Nn3xT)

82 Great, this is the equivalent of me being able to dance like SMH or chique.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 07:55 PM (3AatT)

83 I want a fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

Hey there.

Posted by: A Young Christina Applegate at May 15, 2023 07:57 PM (0As2t)

84 rhennigantx: "Go read about Russian Foxes (the dog thingy) that pee in your coffee!"

Do they prefer Kopi luwak?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 15, 2023 07:57 PM (aXxgO)

85 Ben Had

Nay. You dance divinely. On par with SMH and chique.
Got a tad more to go to be as smooth as SnailRacer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

86 Evening.

Everybody's so creative!

https://youtu.be/yfxa8jBqfBU

Posted by: Robert at May 15, 2023 07:58 PM (0As2t)

87 Trump is a loser.

The Associated Press
@AP
BREAKING: A special prosecutor has ended his four-year investigation into possible FBI misconduct in its probe of ties between Russia and Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign. [b The report fell short of Trump’s prediction he would uncover the “crime of the century.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 07:58 PM (FVME7)

88 Great, this is the equivalent of me being able to dance like SMH or chique.
Posted by: Ben Had

You dance fine! I dance like I am experiencing an episodic seizure.

And that is after two years of lessons.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 07:59 PM (qoGsy)

89 not quite

https://tinyurl.com/29zjnynx

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 07:59 PM (BRHaw)

90 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

May the stars be big and bright for you at the ranch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

91 Watchin the Savana Bananas. This game is crazy fun to watch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 15, 2023 07:59 PM (YRsIm)

92 Tonypete

Polka! This year in Corsicana.

I know SMH puts lawn darts in my effigy every time I write that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

93 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

May the stars be big and bright for you at the ranch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

'Deep in the heart of Texas!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 08:01 PM (qoGsy)

94 Please all you folks who want to purchase and cuddle with dangerous wild animals, let me tell you about the $9.95 plan first.

Posted by: Jonathan From Colonial Penn at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (Nn3xT)

95 Tonypete

If the glowies try to interrupt our fun, you and I can just start singing, and drive them away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

96 Tonypete

Polka! This year in Corsicana.

I know SMH puts lawn darts in my effigy every time I write that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Now I polka I can do!

*One two three! One two three!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (qoGsy)

97 Well, duh. The crime happened in broad daylight. The criminals got away with it. Durham works for the crime gang. Anyone could have predicted this outcome. Anyone who couldn't is a certifiable dumbshit. Stumps are smarter.

If Trump thought Durham would uncover anything, then shame on him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (oINRc)

98 search fox peeing

result buzzfeed

Here's What The Mueller Report Says About The Alleged Pee Tape

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (BRHaw)

99 ‘The police and military can’t be everywhere’: Israelis wrangle over easing gun controls
https://tinyurl.com/e7ummf5s

...But broader gun ownership is also a goal championed by Israel’s ultranationalist national security minister Itamar Ben-Gvir, who argues it would make the public safer. "There is no reason why tank and combat engineering soldiers, who made up...frontline forces on the battlefield, should not be allowed to carry weapons," he wrote on Twitter.

Boosting gun ownership is one of a number of measures demanded by Ben-Gvir in response to the spiralling tension, which include establishing a national guard and imposing the death penalty for terror killings

Unlike in the US, there is no general right to bear arms in Israel. But Israelis can typically get a licence for a firearm and 50 bullets if they meet certain criteria, such as living in an area with heightened security threats, passing a medical test, having no criminal record and completing weapons training. About 140,000 Israelis hold licences.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (MFZ8i)

100 @AP
BREAKING: A special prosecutor has ended his four-year investigation into possible FBI misconduct in its probe of ties between Russia and Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign. [b The report fell short of Trump’s prediction he would uncover the “crime of the century.”

-

Wait, didn't it confirm that Obama's White House, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and the FBI (along with other government and political agents) worked together to take down a pro-America candidate using the power of the state?

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (qyOWd)

101 If the glowies try to interrupt our fun, you and I can just start singing, and drive them away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Truly a cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (qoGsy)

102 NaCly, you are too kind as always.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (8Nztx)

103 94 Please all you folks who want to purchase and cuddle with dangerous wild animals, let me tell you about the $9.95 plan first.
Posted by: Jonathan From Colonial Penn at May 15, 2023 08:02 PM (Nn3xT)

Back off, youngun.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (PiwSw)

104 Russian foxes that pee in your coffee? Pretty sure the Durham Report proved that was made-up nonsense!

Posted by: Locarno at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (LOStf)

105 Colorado man arrested for impaired driving after switching seats with his dog during a traffic stop.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 08:04 PM (Vwz3I)

106 If not polka why not chicken dance?

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 08:04 PM (Uv0D2)

107 Yes, the Bananas are really fun to experience. Fun for all ages!

Posted by: Jonathan From Colonial Penn at May 15, 2023 08:04 PM (Nn3xT)

108 Price Tag of Biden's "Inflation Reduction Act" Could Be $800 Billion More Than Initially Thought

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Well, personally, I wouldn't give 2¢ for a Joe Biden thought.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 08:04 PM (FVME7)

109 105 Colorado man arrested for impaired driving after switching seats with his dog during a traffic stop.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 08:04 PM (Vwz3I)

Well, everyone in Colorado is at least half- baked…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 08:05 PM (PCK5/)

110 Colorado man arrested for impaired driving after switching seats with his dog during a traffic stop.
Posted by: andycanuck

"That dog lies!!"
-- Just the punchline

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 08:05 PM (qoGsy)

111 88 Great, this is the equivalent of me being able to dance like SMH or chique.
Posted by: Ben Had

You dance fine! I dance like I am experiencing an episodic seizure.

And that is after two years of lessons.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 07:59 PM (qoGsy)

I took a year of swing dance lessons. If theyhad given grades, I would have gotten all F's. Since then I have never tried to dance. A man's got to know his limitations. And I do!

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 08:05 PM (AMIL/)

112 I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 07:48 PM (FVME7)

Manatees ain't no scabs.

Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (78UcJ)

113 Colorado man arrested for impaired driving after switching seats with his dog during a traffic stop.
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah, right, like the dog could blow into the breathalyzer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (FVME7)

114 Robert

How are you? Are you a gear-jamming, double-clutching son of ill-bred luck? Or were you always better. The later gets my vote.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

115 Unlike in the US, there is no general right to bear arms in Israel. But Israelis can typically get a licence for a firearm and 50 bullets if they meet certain criteria, such as living in an area with heightened security threats, passing a medical test, having no criminal record and completing weapons training. About 140,000 Israelis hold licences.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (MFZ8i)

Free people have GUNS!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (BRHaw)

116 Unlike in the US, there is no general right to bear arms in Israel. But Israelis can typically get a licence for a firearm and 50 bullets if they meet certain criteria, such as living in an area with heightened security threats, passing a medical test, having no criminal record and completing weapons training. About 140,000 Israelis hold licences.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 15, 2023 08:03 PM (MFZ8i)

Everyone in the whole country is living with heightened security threats. Oy gevalt.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

117 Inflation Reduction Act increases cost of living by 4%, also shut up because it's your fault.

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 15, 2023 08:06 PM (qyOWd)

118 Piper, just so you know. After the shootin and eating, the dance floor is open at the TXMOME.
.
.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:07 PM (8Nztx)

119 I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.

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Interesting. Wonder what the creator did?

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 15, 2023 08:07 PM (qyOWd)

120 >>Wait, didn't it confirm that Obama's White House, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and the FBI (along with other government and political agents) worked together to take down a pro-America candidate using the power of the state?

Well, yea.

But besides that it's nothing.

The AP was one of the biggest pushers of the Russia collusion crap. They aren't going to admit they were wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 08:08 PM (1VMoy)

121 Ben Had

I have danced with you. Truly a special memory.
*Wistful sigh*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

122 Free people have GUNS!
Posted by: rhennigantx

I don't know if there are really any "free" people left anymore.
This is not a free country any longer.

The time may come when we will have to hide our....well, you know.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 08:09 PM (tjZg/)

123 Isn't someone supposed to be leading us in the Whiskey Tango in Corsicana this year?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Interesting. Wonder what the creator did?
Posted by: Jim Beam

On the first day, He said "Let there be light".

The rest of the week was jampacked!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 08:10 PM (qoGsy)

125 * puts Gref on my dance card*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:10 PM (8Nztx)

126 I had to dance for both Russian and German class; folk dances. To this day I hate dancing. Just, no.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:12 PM (0hOvj)

127 re: Ace's sidebar remixes, enjoying his "Green River" quite a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 08:13 PM (CaJIi)

128 126 I had to dance for both Russian and German class; folk dances. To this day I hate dancing. Just, no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:12 PM
So, you got some them leather britches, hey

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 08:13 PM (Uv0D2)

129 The Family Guy Wes Anderson skit was okay enough, but there was a link to another video where a guy has "AI" create drawings of characters for Wes Anderson movies that was pretty interesting.

Wes Anderson's Batman:

https://youtu.be/LCRJoAyRKUE

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 15, 2023 08:13 PM (qyOWd)

130 Dallas and Seattle game 7.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2023 08:15 PM (gLRfa)

131 Let’s go Stars!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 08:15 PM (u73oe)

132 So, you got some them leather britches, hey

Thankfully, no. I did get a nice Russian shirt for Christmas, I wore that thing to pieces

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:16 PM (0hOvj)

133 So, you got some them leather britches, hey

--

One of Ralph Stanley's lesser known songs.

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 15, 2023 08:16 PM (qyOWd)

134 102 NaCly, you are too kind as always.
Posted by: Ben Had at

I second this! And I am planning on the TxMoMe assuming I have all the coverage for Ye Olde Worke Oute Studio.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 08:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 You know who else wore lederhosen, a feathered-cap, and did the Alpen Slap Dance?

Posted by: You Know Who at May 15, 2023 08:18 PM (Nn3xT)

136 Yeah, now Bubba can scoot, Bubba can slide
Bubba can two-step, Bubba can glide
I never though he had the nerve, he never said a word
Well, everybody in the place stand back and give me some room
'Cause if Bubba can dance I can too

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

137 135 You know who else wore lederhosen, a feathered-cap, and did the Alpen Slap Dance?
Posted by: You Know Who at May 15, 2023 08:18 PM (Nn3xT)

Yosh and Stan Schmenge?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2023 08:19 PM (PiwSw)

138 You know who else wore lederhosen, a feathered-cap, and did the Alpen Slap Dance?
Posted by: You Know Who at May 15, 2023 08:18 PM (Nn3xT)

Michael Palin?

No wait. Graham Chapman.

Hold one...

never mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at May 15, 2023 08:19 PM (T/Lqj)

139 Inflation Reduction Act increases cost of living by 4%, also shut up because it's your fault.
Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too

I always thought it should be called the Inflation Production Act. Because that's what it is.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 08:21 PM (20SKS)

140 Michael Palin?

No wait. Graham Chapman.

Hold one...

never mind.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at May 15, 2023 08:19 PM (T/Lqj)

Palin did the Fish Slap dance. I always wondered if he got hurt falling into the canal. That looked like a long way down.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 15, 2023 08:21 PM (PiwSw)

141 I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 15, 2023 07:48 PM (FVME7)

They haven't been funny for a long, long, lo-o-o-ong time.

Simply cartoons as leftist propaganda.

But, Sertz McFannywave, or whatever his name is, got rich, so there's that.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2023 08:22 PM (RJQ8g)

142 139 Inflation Reduction Act increases cost of living by 4%, also shut up because it's your fault.
Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too

////////

no, prole, the IRA will reduce inflation by saving you $75 on your new water heater.

what, you don't need a new water heater?

our community leaders will be by to fix that

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (MLrvz)

143 They haven't been funny for a long, long, lo-o-o-ong time.

When Family Guy was funny, it was never consistent, and usually the kind of uncomfortable laugh you do when you can't think of how else to react.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (0hOvj)

144 Dallas PP coming up

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (gLRfa)

145 Stars on the power play.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (u73oe)

146 Sertz McFannywave

—-

If this doesn’t become a secret nic on a certain lefty board, I will be disappointed.

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

147 as the Durham report comes out, remember how Mueller played the role of "biden" during the 2017 hearings

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:26 PM (MLrvz)

148 You know who else wore lederhosen, a feathered-cap, and did the Alpen Slap Dance?
Posted by: You Know Who at May 15, 2023 08:18 PM (Nn3xT)

My dad did on our European Vacation.

Posted by: Rusty Griswold at May 15, 2023 08:27 PM (4I/2K)

149 If only I could get the Schmenge's greatest hits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:27 PM (0hOvj)

150 The Durham report also stated very clearly that.

"TRUMP'S BREATH REEKS " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at May 15, 2023 08:29 PM (snpvX)

151 RFDF TV, polka and farm equipment. Yah, man.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 08:30 PM (Uv0D2)

152 If only I could get the Schmenge's greatest hits
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'm Yosh Schmenge!
And I'm Stan Schmenge,
And we're the Happy Wanderers!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 08:30 PM (20SKS)

153 Frenetic pace to this game so far.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 08:30 PM (u73oe)

154 I feel the same way about foxes. I want a fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May

Foxes? With big American breasts? Let's swing!

Posted by: Yortuk and Georg Festrunk at May 15, 2023 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

155 They look like they cost a pretty penny as well to produce.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

They're using an art AI. It takes a lot of time but it's all two guys directing the AI to online art, film, and cues.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (jzzG8)

156 no, prole, the IRA will reduce inflation by saving you $75 on your new water heater.

I would be interested in a hybrid (heat-pump) water heater. Problem is, I don't know how much noise they generate. Would be nice to cool the garage while heating the water all for 300W rather than 4000W heating elements

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (YXHzG)

157 Eromero, I really want to talk to you about your cross draw holster.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (lpvET)

158 Obligatory clip of Elaine Benis dancing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (XsjQp)

159 Have a great night, everyone.

Be of good cheer. Ya know, the powers that be have a plan for you. In the words of that great scholar, Mike Tyson, "Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

160 I guess we'll have a little bit before we meet our next ridiculous, hopium-peddling DoJ assclown """investigator."""

#WhoWillCome?

#HowManyWeeks?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 08:33 PM (oINRc)

161 Y’all. My neighbor just brought me an ice cream cone he made - it’s honey comb lavender and I am dying it’s so good. I have no doubt I am currently consuming my sugar quota for the month, but wow. I wish I could share!

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 They're using an art AI. It takes a lot of time but it's all two guys directing the AI to online art, film, and cues.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM (jzzG

Well they're missing a very important member of the ensemble!

Posted by: Jason Schwartzman at May 15, 2023 08:33 PM (PiwSw)

163 The Durham's report concluded that the Department of Justice and FBI "failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" when it launched ~~the Trump-Russia investigation~~ partially successful coup.

That's like saying Ted Bundy violated the rules of etiquette on occasion.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 15, 2023 08:34 PM (iGfKR)

164 Quote Tweet: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit @SI_Swimsuit · 11h
As if being a Grammy-Award winning artist and history maker wasn't enough, Kim Petras is now adding SI Swimsuit COVER model to her list of accomplishments.

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant · 2h
Sports Illustrated goes trans for their swimsuit issue.

I guess the Bud Light ad wizards had to land somewhere.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

165 157 Eromero, I really want to talk to you about your cross draw holster.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:32 PM
Does your coal-fired phone receive text/pictures. Sis?

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 08:35 PM (Uv0D2)

166 I would be interested in a hybrid (heat-pump) water heater. Problem is, I don't know how much noise they generate. Would be nice to cool the garage while heating the water all for 300W rather than 4000W heating elements

/////////

I have the combi-boiler.

it's more like 300,000 BTUs. heats up the house fast.

oh..

you want a heatpump, it's just like a regular AC unit only it runs backwards. neat? only downside is how cold it can work in

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:36 PM (MLrvz)

167 My little town in the Carolinas has painted all the water meter covers blue. So, we’ve got that going for us.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 15, 2023 08:36 PM (9X60i)

168 Why would SI put Martha's 81 year old toddler-tuggies on a swim suit cover?

Was Morgana le Fay and Dame Helen unavailable for a cheesecake photo session?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 15, 2023 08:37 PM (KVGVf)

169 Eromero, do you have my cellphone number?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 08:38 PM (lpvET)

170 If you watch a few of the AI produced "this movie but in the style of that movie" trailers on YouTube, then you get flooded with a whole bunch of similar videos, and suddenly none of them seem that unique or special.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 08:39 PM (k1Qly)

171 Jack off to some photos of this dude.

And then cut your dick off.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated at May 15, 2023 08:39 PM (oINRc)

172 The Durham's report concluded that the Department of Justice and FBI "failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" when it launched the Trump-Russia investigation partially successful coup.

That's like saying Ted Bundy violated the rules of etiquette on occasion.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 15, 2023 08:34 PM (iGfKR)

We took a few liberties with our female party guests. *winks*

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton, Pre-Law at May 15, 2023 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

173 foxes, meh, not so much; i want a penntek tr-45 with all the options, lol

g'd'evenin' everyone!

enjoy, Piper! woohoo!

O happy Queequeg!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 08:40 PM (1WdLY)

174 you want a heatpump, it's just like a regular AC unit only it runs backwards. neat? only downside is how cold it can work in
Posted by: sockamster, gator

The heat pump cycle works optimally if it's within 20 degrees of your home indoor temperature.
After it falls below that, the efficiency wears off.
Some people have a deep well (100's of feet) that allows their heat pump to run off a consistent 54-55 F water reservoir source, and that works great in a colder state. Otherwise, you have to augment your heat pump with a auxilliary heat source.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 08:40 PM (tjZg/)

175 and suddenly none of them seem that unique or special.

see also: disney and marvel movies

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:42 PM (MLrvz)

176 After it falls below that, the efficiency wears off.

///

yeah, my ac bill one winter when my real furnace broke was fucking skyballz man. heat pump is a lie north of virginia

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:43 PM (MLrvz)

177 Where did they have the camera hooked up to Walter? Strapped around his belly?

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 08:45 PM (MNhXM)

178 Good game so far. Looks like both teams aren’t ready to hit the golf course just yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 08:45 PM (u73oe)

179
*sings*

I got a pretty beach bunny
And she's got a big wiener
Terf City here we come
She's two bouncing balls
Have you ever seen her?
Terf City here we come
She's got big boobs
Cuz of girly hormones
Covered with curly chest hair
Black as coal
...
...
...

Posted by: Zombie Jan and Dean at May 15, 2023 08:45 PM (RJQ8g)

180 No score after 1 period.

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2023 08:46 PM (gLRfa)

181 see also: disney and marvel movies
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:42 PM (MLrvz)

Every one of our movies is unique because they all have some kinda fag or whatever. Like the one who kidnapped a young girl from an Indian reservation to work his ladydick and ladyballs. You don't see that every day. Anyway... Cut your dick off.

Posted by: Disney & Marvel at May 15, 2023 08:46 PM (oINRc)

182 oops, forgot this part-

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant · 2h
Sports Illustrated goes trans for their swimsuit issue.

Posted by: Zombie Jan and Dean at May 15, 2023 08:46 PM (RJQ8g)

183 Get em James!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 08:47 PM (up/3i)

184 Well at least I have Guardians of the Galaxy 3 to look forward to to watch on TV in a couple of years.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 08:48 PM (MNhXM)

185 @163

>>That's like saying Ted Bundy violated the rules of etiquette on occasion.

They're just dunking them right now.

Whatever John, just slink off with your retirement cuff links and gold watch and lifetime pension paid for be we the tax payers and be gone.

Scumbag motherf**ker Swamp Cleaner.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 08:51 PM (up/3i)

186 hey, does anyone have a few million dollars to fund me?

I want to go around replicating the "insurrection" lawsuits against all the liberals who supported the mueller witchhunt since it was a coup and that's bad too, something something civil war laws.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 08:51 PM (MLrvz)

187 Sports Illustrated goes trans for their swimsuit issue.

The thing is, they cannot really ruin their brand, they have no customers. When's the last time you even SAW a Sports Illustrated in the wild other than a doctor's office?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:51 PM (0hOvj)

188 Watching an episode from the newest season of MST3K called Munchie with the voice of Dom Deloise. Also has Loni Anderson, Arte Johnson and a very young Jennifer Love Hewitt. But the credits list her as just Jennifer Love. She's like eleven. Terrible movie btw.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 08:52 PM (20SKS)

189 One of the things the Durham Report says is that the FBI "Failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" which is a fancy way of saying "they broke the law"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:52 PM (0hOvj)

190 My poor pup is in the cone of shame. The stray cat I feed was hiding under the wheelbarrow. I didn't know and Jake went over to check him out. Got a claw in the eye. I had gotten some opthalmic ointment from the vet so used it all weekend. Vet saw it today and wants to make sure he doesn't rub his eye. It is looking better so am hopeful we can ditch the cone soon

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2023 08:53 PM (u7leW)

191 184 Well at least I have Guardians of the Galaxy 3 to look forward to to watch on TV in a couple of years.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 08:48 PM
Saw it this morning, all I can says is just one homo. Pretty good movie imo.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 08:53 PM (Uv0D2)

192 Was that garrett on American Bandstand?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 08:54 PM (EZebt)

193 When's the last time you even SAW a Sports Illustrated in the wild other than a doctor's office?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

About four years ago I picked up an SI from airport kiosk. It had a couple of articles I really like so I tried a subscription. Then immediately canceled the subscription because it was hyper woke. I guess I lucked out on the issue I bought.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 15, 2023 08:55 PM (20SKS)

194 A question from a newbie: TXMOME 2023…. When/where is it and are newbies welcome?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 15, 2023 08:55 PM (hu7fu)

195 190 My poor pup is in the cone of shame. The stray cat I feed was hiding under the wheelbarrow. I didn't know and Jake went over to check him out. Got a claw in the eye. I had gotten some opthalmic ointment from the vet so used it all weekend. Vet saw it today and wants to make sure he doesn't rub his eye. It is looking better so am hopeful we can ditch the cone soon
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May

Poor guy!

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2023 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 @189

>>which is a fancy way of saying "they broke the law"

Sort of how Andrew McCabe's, Jim Comey and Peter Stzok's numerous instances of "lack of candor" to investigator Horowitz was never construed as lying to investigators or obstruction of an investigation.

It's all bullsh*t and I'm f**cking sick and tired of it.

We're going on a decade of putting up with this f**king garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 08:56 PM (up/3i)

197 One of the things the Durham Report says is that the FBI "Failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" which is a fancy way of saying "they broke the law"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:52 PM (0hOvj)
===
So much for "avoiding even the appearance of impropriety."

Gone like "my body, my choice"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 08:56 PM (EZebt)

198 Treason in a time of war. There isn't enough popcorn.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 08:57 PM (CaJIi)

199 Sean has come a long way since he said Durham was doing nothing.

@FDRLST

Davis: Durham Report Proves FBI Is A Domestic Terror Organization That Must Be Defunded

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 08:57 PM (1VMoy)

200 Davis: Durham Report Proves FBI Is A Domestic Terror Organization That Must Be Defunded

Is this the penalty for Terror organizations, suspension without pay?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 08:59 PM (CaJIi)

201 Saw a trailer for Indiana Jones, - it looked to me like he could utilize his jowls to augment a flying wingsuit halo jump from a NAZI bomber.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 15, 2023 08:59 PM (KVGVf)

202 Re the giphy gif - cocaine is indeed a hell of a drug

Posted by: Todays show brought to you by Peruvian flake! at May 15, 2023 09:01 PM (FEapg)

203 meanwhile, the left is like "well, the meuller report says trump may have obstructed justice when he consulted with his lawyers on July 7, 2017 because there's this one napoleonic statute that could apply if we lived in 1803 France"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 09:01 PM (MLrvz)

204 See, WiPipo CAN dance!
Posted by: wth

I was not aware the Taser was that old, but I guess they've been sold since 1976.

Posted by: mikeski at May 15, 2023 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

205 my vet has a postcard-sized sign up in one of the rooms that says "it's all fun and games until someone ends up with their head in a cone"; which really is pretty generally applicable if ya think about it ... innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 09:01 PM (1WdLY)

206 197 One of the things the Durham Report says is that the FBI "Failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" which is a fancy way of saying "they broke the law"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:52 PM (0hOvj)
===
So much for "avoiding even the appearance of impropriety."

Gone like "my body, my choice"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 08:56 PM (EZebt)

Our Betters and their foot soldiers follow only one rule: The end justifies the means.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

207 Don't you get it? If all those good people at the FBI had to do all these terrible things to save us, that just PROVES how awful that Orange Man is!

Posted by: Karen, with the wine box, Karen-splaining cause and effectg at May 15, 2023 09:03 PM (8AONa)

208 @seanmdav

BREAKING: A Biden administration whistleblower informed Congress today that the “entire investigative team” working on the Hunter Biden case at the IRS was removed from the case today, and that that their removal was specifically requested by DOJ.

Developing…

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:04 PM (1VMoy)

209 Davis: Durham Report Proves FBI Is A Secret Internal Security ~~Domestic Terror~~ Organization That Must Be Defunded
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 08:57 PM (1VMoy)
===

Fixed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 09:04 PM (EZebt)

210 Linus, I will get the info in the left side bar soon.. You are absolutely welcome to come and meet the Horde in real life.
We feed you, give you a place to shoot, if so desired and have plenty of time to meet everyone. It is a 2 day affair.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 09:05 PM (lpvET)

211 "Karen-splaining"

*add to AoSHQ lexicon, asap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 09:07 PM (1WdLY)

212 Apparently Dylan Mulvaney has a new spokesperson gig.... for Tampax.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 15, 2023 09:07 PM (wYs5L)

213 *rolls up Charles Tyrwhitt sleeve*
*ties Brooks Brothers suspenders over bicep*
*slaps elbow veins a couple of times*
*inserts needle*
*draws back plunger*
*sees blood trickle*
*mainlines copium hit*
*releases tourniquet*

Durham...Dur...drrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Copium Conservative - oh fuck yeah... at May 15, 2023 09:08 PM (FEapg)

214 212 Apparently Dylan Mulvaney has a new spokesperson gig.... for Tampax.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 15, 2023 09:07 PM (wYs5L

For your heavy nosebleeds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2023 09:09 PM (5xURv)

215 The Durham thing is worse the more you think, or know about the topic. There are a few real experts who've immersed themselves in it from the outset, and some are starting to pick it apart. Just like all the major findings of the report, nothing really new and important. But grim.

Imagine that in a few hours on Jan. 6, there was so much law-breaking, warranting one of the largest law-enforcement efforts in history. But in years - years - of clumsy, obviously deliberate bad-faith, ridiculous political misuse of the greatest powers of the federal government, all obviously done precisely to affect national election outcomes, gee, there's literally nothing to prosecute. The darndest thing. Puzzling, really.

Also not surprising, but somewhat mildly amusing, the reactions from the lightweights of the media and commentariat - not the Borg idiots, the "conservative" ones. "Sobering" (!!!!!) - huh? At this point, it's in any way "sobering" that key federal institutions are brazenly lawless, and that most of the press is worse than useless? Names best left out as some are apparently popular here.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

216 213, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 09:09 PM (1WdLY)

217 BREAKING: A Biden administration whistleblower informed Congress today that the “entire investigative team” working on the Hunter Biden case at the IRS was removed from the case today, and that that their removal was specifically requested by DOJ.

Developing…

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The balls on that Jill Biden. She is not playing nicely with her party's retirement hints.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2023 09:09 PM (8AONa)

218 Is that Garrett busting a move?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 15, 2023 09:10 PM (48V7z)

219 Posted by: Copium Conservative - oh fuck yeah... at May 15, 2023 09:08 PM (FEapg)
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Save some for me...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 09:10 PM (EZebt)

220 Posted by: Copium Conservative - oh fuck yeah...

...????

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 09:11 PM (MLrvz)

221 Here's something I'm not sure I get.

Durham basically exposed what we all knew. That Hillary sought to overthrow an elected President and interfere with an election via the FBI and the five eyes.

Overthrowing the government and interfering with an election seem like crimes the government is hot to prosecute.

And how many people will ever see time? Zero.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2023 09:11 PM (5xURv)

222 Unrolled as an ordinary webpage:

Aleksandr Volodarsky @volodarik
May 14 • 15 tweets • 5 min read

This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit.

I think the winners are:

https://tinyurl.com/yubup2v2

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 09:11 PM (Vwz3I)

223 61 49 Cool, first time I've ever seen the St Vitus dance

Posted by: Ben Had at May 15, 2023 07:41 PM (3AatT)

You've never seen a James Brown performance?
Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 07:45 PM
I saw James Brown and The Famous Flames live in Augusta mumble years ago, and the number I most remember was Please, Please where he collapses on the stage and The Flames come out and cover him with his cape as they lead him away. Suddenly he casts off the cape and returns to the mike and screams Please, Please, Please! The whole time his band is softly singing 'please, please, don't go' over and over again. Dynamic. Made an impression on this skinny white boy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 09:11 PM (Uv0D2)

224 215, not-lol.

day ending in y, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 09:11 PM (1WdLY)

225 208 @seanmdav

BREAKING: A Biden administration whistleblower informed Congress today that the “entire investigative team” working on the Hunter Biden case at the IRS was removed from the case today, and that that their removal was specifically requested by DOJ.

Developing…
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:04 PM (1VMoy)

Weaponized government. Guess it only breaks the law when it's our side.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2023 09:12 PM (5xURv)

226 208 @seanmdav

BREAKING: A Biden administration whistleblower informed Congress today that the “entire investigative team” working on the Hunter Biden case at the IRS was removed from the case today, and that that their removal was specifically requested by DOJ.

Developing…

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:04 PM (1VMoy)

I learned today that some members of the original team are not totally "down with the struggle." I decided it best to get rid of them all, to ensure no bad apples were overlooked.

Posted by: Merrick "Biden's Inquisitor" Garland at May 15, 2023 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

227 Hillary should have been prosecuted for a number of laws she broke unrelated to the Russian fake dossier. There is a special place in hell for that demon witch.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 09:15 PM (MNhXM)

228 Speaking of animals, 8 racehorses have fallen dead at Churchill Downs now.

mRNA is being used in animal injections, as a 4/2023 article exults over the health benefits of the novel, experimental gene therapy for veterinarian patients.

Not that there's anything unusual about 8 racehorses, fit, and in the prime of life, having Died Suddenly.

Posted by: Ju at May 15, 2023 09:15 PM (aTmM/)

229 201 Saw a trailer for Indiana Jones, - it looked to me like he could utilize his jowls to augment a flying wingsuit halo jump from a NAZI bomber.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 15, 2023 08:59 PM (KVGVf)

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I guarantee you it will be the greatest Indiana Jones movie in the past 20 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2023 09:16 PM (s12c9)

230 Sean Davis @seanmdav · 35m
While news media were digesting the Durham report’s evidence of FBI and DOJ corruption, DOJ knifed the entire criminal investigative team at the IRS handling Hunter Biden’s case.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)

231 that is so cool, eromero, such a cool memory to carry!

*last shot of cheap rye whisky; drains can of Hamm's ... "

g'night everyone; seeya inna mornin' iffn we're all lucky ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2023 09:18 PM (1WdLY)

232 Seems kinda fucked up when Biden is able to fire the people investigating him and his sleazy family.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2023 09:19 PM (5xURv)

233 Remember how calmly the press took it when Nixon fired Archibald Cox?

Real calmly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2023 09:19 PM (s12c9)

234 >>I learned today that some members of the original team are not totally "down with the struggle." I decided it best to get rid of them all, to ensure no bad apples were overlooked.
Posted by: Merrick "Biden's Inquisitor" Garland at May 15, 2023 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

I take a backseat to nobody in my disgust with Garland but I suspect this more the work of Lisa Monaco. She's Obama's plant at the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:20 PM (1VMoy)

235 @230

>>While news media were digesting the Durham report’s evidence of FBI and DOJ corruption, DOJ knifed the entire criminal investigative team at the IRS handling Hunter Biden’s case.

Darth Palpatine Garland: Now, witness the power of this fully operational Junta.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 09:20 PM (up/3i)

236 *rolls up Charles Tyrwhitt sleeve*
*ties Brooks Brothers suspenders over bicep*
*slaps elbow veins a couple of times*
*inserts needle*
*draws back plunger*
*sees blood trickle*
*mainlines copium hit*
*releases tourniquet*

Durham...Dur...drrrrrrrrr
Posted by: Copium Conservative - oh fuck yeah... at May 15, 2023 09:08 PM (FEapg)
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Brooks Brothers suspenders. Fancy!!!

*cinches JC Penny belt*

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 09:20 PM (anj39)

237 Hillary and much of her 7th floor should have been prosecuted - obviously - for their historic Espionage Act crime wave at State (it's not "emails" or "private server").

(we'll just drop the Federal Records Act crime-wave as superfluous, and less sexy)

The "inspector general"'s report on that indefensible outrage - the "investigation" of the crime wave - was sort of the formal confirmation that DOJ (and much else in the Beltway) was corrupted beyond repair. DOJ/FBI behavior, and IG's too, was in a way even more brazenly outrageous on that, then on this. Even if the underlying behavior was marginally less epic in its iniquity (just protecting a political figure, not destroying a political figure and then failing that destroying a sitting president).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:21 PM (OTzUX)

238 The worst thing is that Jake didn't get the cone of shame when he was neutered. The vet used stainless steel stitches and animals don't mess with those.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2023 09:21 PM (u7leW)

239 Cicero, Nixon was Billy Graham compared to this crowd today.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 09:22 PM (Uv0D2)

240 Speaking of animals, 8 racehorses have fallen dead at Churchill Downs now.

mRNA is being used in animal injections, as a 4/2023 article exults over the health benefits of the novel, experimental gene therapy for veterinarian patients.

Not that there's anything unusual about 8 racehorses, fit, and in the prime of life, having Died Suddenly.
Posted by: Ju

--

They might have lightly bumped into one another at just the right moment between heartbeats and it made all of their hearts stop.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 15, 2023 09:22 PM (dGQu9)

241 This is really getting truly funny. Even the gulag had its special brand of dark humor, so it's OK to find some in this spectacle of the US turned into Zimbabwe.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:24 PM (OTzUX)

242 Look up the T.A.M.I show on You Tube. Full James Brown performance.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2023 09:24 PM (u7leW)

243 Not that there's anything unusual about 8 racehorses, fit, and in the prime of life, having Died Suddenly.
Posted by: Ju

PUBLIC NOTICE
No jockeys were injured in the killing of these animals.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 09:24 PM (anj39)

244 Via Insty

Las Vegas judge sentences speeding woman on cocaine who killed drunk driver high on meth.

There you go. Scientific proof that-

Cocaine > Meth.

And that if planning to drive under the influence, your drug of choice should always be-

Cocaine.

COCAINE: It's Safer!!! 🤪

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2023 09:26 PM (RJQ8g)

245 While our government is a collection of scumbags at least we can enjoy sports. . Aaron Judge just hit a 462 ft bomb into the second deck of Toronto stadium. Second homer of the game for Judge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2023 09:26 PM (lRky4)

246 President Potatohead doesn't even respect the electorate enough to set up some sham nonprofit outfit to filter all the grift through. It just goes directly into his pocket and the pockets of his kids. It's a big FU to the peasants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 15, 2023 09:27 PM (s12c9)

247 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 15, 2023 09:10 PM (48V7z)

*fistbump 192*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 09:29 PM (EZebt)

248 One tiny bright spot, Brit intel at various points told DC to eff off, clearly not believing that DOJ had anything interesting in their ongoing fake investigation. Given the way they're organized, there is some autonomy on such things, so the stench from Steele remains overall. And maybe I missed it but I've never seen an explanation of the GCHQ's chief rather sudden departure at an interesting time in the timeline (UK's NSA).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:30 PM (OTzUX)

249 They might have lightly bumped into one another at just the right moment between heartbeats and it made all of their hearts stop.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 15, 2023 09:22 PM (dGQu9)

Seems legit.

Posted by: Deep State Coroners at May 15, 2023 09:30 PM (4I/2K)

250 232 Seems kinda fucked up when Biden is able to fire the people investigating him and his sleazy family.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2023 09:19 PM (5xURv)

Ah, this is why Biden repeatedly insists DoJ is a completely independent entity in the Executive Branch. He says neither he nor anyone in the White House would ever interfere with a DoJ investigation! It is a charade designed to give Corrupt Joe and his execrable White House minions, along with Meritless Garland and Chris Wray, plausible deniability..

Anyone who believes Joe lets his DoJ and its subordinate FBI operate completely independently is dumber than dog sh!t.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 09:30 PM (AMIL/)

251 242 Look up the T.A.M.I show on You Tube. Full James Brown performance.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2023 09:24 PM
I had forgotten the T.A.M.I shows. I saw James Brown live at Augusta. T.A.M.I. shows go way back, like Mondo Cane goes way back. The things teenage boys get into, I swear.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 09:31 PM (Uv0D2)

252 This is really getting truly funny. Even the gulag had its special brand of dark humor, so it's OK to find some in this spectacle of the US turned into Zimbabwe.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:24 PM (OTzUX)
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Matabeleland would like a word.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 09:31 PM (EZebt)

253 SWAPO badges?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Whisky, Whisky Everywhere, nor any drop to drink. at May 15, 2023 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

That or they speak Dutch

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2023 09:32 PM (xhaym)

254 Dallas scores

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2023 09:32 PM (gLRfa)

255 >>Anyone who believes Joe lets his DoJ and its subordinate FBI operate completely independently is dumber than dog sh!t.

Anyone who believes all of this corruption stops with Joe Biden and everyone is doing these corrupt acts to protect a senile, corrupt, failure is not paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:33 PM (1VMoy)

256 Rickie Maddow just had E. Jean and her lawyer on right after she announced that Durham had found zip, notta.
E. Jean put forth that Trump has been hurtful and is lying.

So, well that settles it then. I hope that on appeal E. Jean loses every dime she's ever or will ever have once the suit is complete.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: micky at May 15, 2023 09:35 PM (3byMq)

257 I take a backseat to nobody in my disgust with Garland but I suspect this more the work of Lisa Monaco. She's Obama's plant at the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2023 09:20 PM (1VMoy)

Yup. Garland gets his orders from Monaco. As does everyone in DoJ. Including the FBI. As Deputy AG, one of Monaco's official duties is to oversee the FBI.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

258 When Family Guy was funny, it was never consistent, and usually the kind of uncomfortable laugh you do when you can't think of how else to react.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 08:23 PM (0hOvj)

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: KAMALA~!!! at May 15, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

259 COCAINE: It's Safer!!!
Posted by: naturalfake

Not all fakes are natural....

Posted by: Fentanyl, the other white powder at May 15, 2023 09:40 PM (KAi1n)

260 End of the 2nd period 1-0 Dallas

Posted by: Tuna at May 15, 2023 09:40 PM (gLRfa)

261 And the "national security advisor" to the "president"* was the known originator of the (predictably and obviously idiotic) "RUSSIA!" nonsense. Today he brings his undetectable talents and knowledge to such things as Ukraine and the bumbling MidEast follies.

* " " needed in this context because the very idea of two such unfit and clueless non-entities filling these historically important jobs remains insane

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:41 PM (OTzUX)

262 I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.

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??? From what I see they are just on hiatus due to the writer's strike.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 15, 2023 09:45 PM (LvFNg)

263 I see that both Family Guy and American Dad have been canceled.

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??? From what I see they are just on hiatus due to the writer's strike.

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To be more accurate, McFarlane has halted production in sympathy with the writer's strike.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 15, 2023 09:49 PM (LvFNg)

264 And the "national security advisor" to the "president"* was the known originator of the (predictably and obviously idiotic) "RUSSIA!" nonsense. Today he brings his undetectable talents and knowledge to such things as Ukraine and the bumbling MidEast follies.

* " " needed in this context because the very idea of two such unfit and clueless non-entities filling these historically important jobs remains insane
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:41 PM (OTzUX)
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It is incredible that this level of incompetence remains in power.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 09:49 PM (anj39)

265 It is incredible that this level of incompetence remains in power.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 09:49 PM
Be patient. Once we disarm you we'll be plenty damn competant.
-the left

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 09:51 PM (Uv0D2)

266 page 81 suggests some Cuban vacations are coming up

"According to his handwritten notes, CIA Director Brennan subsequently briefed President Obama and other senior national security officials on the intelligence, including the "alleged approval by Hillary Clinton on July 26, 2016 of a proposal from one of her
foreign policy advisors to vilify Donald Trump by stirring up a scandal claiming interference by Russian security services."

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 09:52 PM (CaJIi)

267 It is incredible that this level of incompetence remains in power.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 09:49 PM (anj39)

Laugh at the horse now, assholes.

Posted by: Caligula at May 15, 2023 09:53 PM (bD0pS)

268 It looks like foxes are a lot of work. For one thing they love to dig and you have to bury fence like 3 feet down to keep them in a yard. And, being foxes, that probably still won't work.

And they can be sometimes trained to use a litterbox, but not always, so they need fox walks, and at least an hour of play a day because they are so energetic. Not an old man pet.

From what I see they are just on hiatus due to the writer's strike.

The manatees all went on strike?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 09:53 PM (0hOvj)

269 Other than the AI ban, the writer's strike seems pretty reasonable in its demands, to me. I don't like unions, I don't like strikes, but I like movie studios even less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 09:54 PM (0hOvj)

270 261 And the "national security advisor" to the "president"* was the known originator of the (predictably and obviously idiotic) "RUSSIA!" nonsense. Today he brings his undetectable talents and knowledge to such things as Ukraine and the bumbling MidEast follies.

* " " needed in this context because the very idea of two such unfit and clueless non-entities filling these historically important jobs remains insane

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2023 09:41 PM (OTzUX)

Every single one of the Junta members is a committed Leftist political operative, first and foremost. Susan Rice, who made her non-reputation as a foreign affairs expert, is Joe's domestic policy chief? Jake Sullivan, who never had a Foreign Service posting or any intel job, is made National Security Advisor? Buttplug? Granholm? Blinken is a lawyer whose pre-law degree is in Social Studies. Also never had a Foreign Service posting. Rode Biden's coattails to eventually become Joe's Secretary of State. Poseurs, one and all.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

271 Sean Davis @seanmdav · 35m
While news media were digesting the Durham report’s evidence of FBI and DOJ corruption, DOJ knifed the entire criminal investigative team at the IRS handling Hunter Biden’s case.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)

I do wonder how many more are going to be fired or pulled off cases in the next week. "Friday Night Massacre" could be a new thing, all over again.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2023 09:58 PM (xhaym)

272 What? There's a suit against Giuliani claiming Giuliani somehow was selling pardons via President Trump for $2M? Some Dunphy broad. This coming from Larry 'stop the hammering' O'Donnell. WTF is going on?

Or maybe I should just back away from all this and have a smoke.

Posted by: micky at May 15, 2023 10:09 PM (3byMq)

273 One of the many reasons for RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA was that Hillary was supposed to start the Endless War that we see today. They wanted to install a Puppet Government there, just as they have done in America and Ukraine.

Maybe a bigger reason: after she shot Seth Rich in the back twice, she needed to pin the DNC leaks on Russia–or else she looked good for the gangland hit.

If Seth Rich leaked it, the Clintons murdered him.

If the RUSSIANS hacked it, Seth Rich’s murder was just random street crime.

Hence the CrowdStrike fiction blaming RUSSIA.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 15, 2023 10:43 PM (Ndje9)

274 Ohhhh Martha Stewart is 81, guess she isn't aging so badly then after all
Posted by: Skip

Polish genes.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 15, 2023 10:43 PM (Zvtjl)

275 Got a few questions for you guys. I'm looking to buy a new-ish used car in the next few months. My hope is that it will last me at least a decade, if not more.

With past purchases, I've never really been in a very good position to haggle a lot; it was always, "I only have so much money and I need a vehicle in a hurry." This is the first time I'll really have the luxury of taking some time and trying to dicker for a better deal.

Any advice y'all could give me? What can I use as leverage? (I'll be paying cash, if that helps.) I know the used market is hot right now, but how much faith should I place in the advertised price? Can I get a much better deal, or is that unrealistic? I know it's pretty much impossible to avoid some kind of hidden fees or charges, but what specifically should I look out for? Thanks in advance!

Posted by: Ex-liberal at May 15, 2023 10:45 PM (XdH1u)

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