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Bud Light's Sales Fall Again; Michael Knowles Writes That "Tranheuser-Busch" Is Part of a WEF-Backed Group to Impose Censorship

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From Nick Arama at RedState, Anheuser-Busch continues to lose sales. And the boycott is spreading to its other brands as people find out which beer brands Tranheuser-Busch owns.

Bud Light's downward spiral has accelerated in the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney debacle -- and the carnage has begun to spill into Anheuser-Busch's other mega-buck brands, The Post has learned.

Nationwide retail sales of Bud Light were down 23.4% versus a year ago in the week of April 29 -- worse than the 21.4% decline it suffered a week earlier, according to Bump Williams Consulting and NielsenIQ data.

Meanwhile, as beer drinkers discover how many other beer brands fall under the Anheuser-Busch umbrella, the backlash is widening, according to the fresh data.

The company's flagship Budweiser brand took an 11.4% sales hit for the week ended April 29.

Sales of Bud's Michelob Ultra brand -- the third-biggest-selling in the US behind No. 1 Bud Light and No. 2 Modelo Especial -- were down 4.4%, according to Bump Williams data.

"It's not just a Bud Light issue," said Bump Williams, chief executive of the consultancy.

"It's an Anheuser-Busch portfolio problem now."

Anheuser-Busch's smaller US brands also got dinged, with its Natural Light brand down 5.2% and its Busch Light seeing a 1.8% drop.


...

"If Bud Light doesn't fix its trend by the end of this month, it will continue to lose market share because it will lose Memorial Day. That kicks off the summer season," Williams told The Post. "There has to be a sense of urgency for InBev to correct these trends."

It's the fourth consecutive week of double-digit sales drops linked to Anheuser-Busch's brief marketing tie-up with the transgender influencer, which began on April 1 when Mulvaney posted videos of herself sitting in a bubble bath drinking Bud Light.


"Anecdotally we are hearing that sales of Bud Light are declining more rapidly at bars and restaurants where some consumers don't want to be seen drinking it or they are getting into arguments over the brand," said Benj Steinman, editor of Beer Marketer's Insights.

Via JackStraw, Michael Knowles posted a thread demonstrating that this wasn't just a "one post" issue -- Tranheuser-Busch and InBev have been pushing the transgender agenda for a long time now.

Transheuser-Busch is still scrambling over the Mulvaney beer can as sales continue to tank. But it's caught between a rock of customers and a hard place called "GARM," a WEF-backed operation which was subpoenaed Friday by @Jim_Jordan and the House Judiciary.

"GARM" is the World Federation of Advertisers. It's a group formed by some of the world's biggest corporations to, get this, fight "disinformation" and impose censorship.

More on that in a bit.


Here's why:

One might think that Bud Light could just apologize and admit that men aren't women. But no matter how much Bud Light and parent company AB InBev might wish to reign in the radicalism, they can't abandon the agenda. They're mired in World Economic Forum/ESG gobbledygook.

Budweiser claims to be "a beer rooted in the heart of America." But in 2008, the Belgian company InBev bought AB for $52 billion, putting "a fixture of American culture into a European rival's hands," per the NY Times. Now it's beholden to elites at the WEF, UN, and EU.

Screencaps and other supporting documents are in the thread itself; I'm just copying the text.


Bud Light's suggestion that the Dylan Mulvaney endorsement was just some one-time thing would be more believable if AB InBev didn't openly admit to wanting to "ensure" their pro-trans diversity "touches upon all functions, including...Marketing."

AB InBev has embraced a litany of woke initiatives, from ESG to DEI, along with a full endorsement of transgenderism. They now foot the bill when employees choose to mutilate their bodies.

AB InBev has adopted a corporate policy that exalts "gender identity and expression" to the same level of significance as age and race.

AB InBev not only indoctrinates all their managers with "unconscious bias training"; it also insists that *external* suppliers submit to the pro-trans "diversity" agenda too.

AB InBev isn't surprised by Bud Light's peddling LGBTLMNOP propaganda, but you can bet they were surprised that this time customers said, "Enough!"

Some of AB InBev's other subsidiaries go further than Bud Light, funding "family-forming" benefits to cover depravities such as two men buying a woman's eggs, renting another woman's womb, and intentionally depriving babies of their natural mothers.

If you're still confused as to why the Anheuser-Busch statement on the Mulvaney can comprised nothing but babble, consider AB InBev's openly stated goal of becoming "agents of change" and a "recognized champion of diversity."

It seems AB Inbev can no longer rest easy by making a few donations to the GOP, all the while carrying out the WEF's "Stakeholder Capitalism" agenda.

The radicals in Belgium running AB InBev and cozying up to WEF are not your friends. They're not even your neutral acquaintances. They're advancing a political agenda that is crippling our country.

Publicly traded companies around the world are caving to the pressure of ESG ratings and pandering to Klaus Schwab and his pack of elites. That would be reason enough to stand against them. But it gets worse. Large global advertisers like AB InBev are taking it further.

The World Federation of Advertisers, whose members include mega corps like Ab InBev, Adidas, BP, CVS, Goldman Sachs, Mastercard, McDonalds, Merck, Nike, P&G, Hershey, Disney, Unilever, and Walmart, among others, have created a monster known as "GARM."

The Global Alliance for Responsible Media (GARM) is a "cross-industry initiative" (i.e., an agreement of the world's largest and most powerful advertisers AND platforms) to demonetize what they consider "harmful content."

To achieve this, lib-captured companies such as AB InBev & Big Tech platforms such as YouTube & TikTok created standards that limit or demonetize content that contains "hate speech" about "gender identity," "insensitive...treatment of debated social issues," and "misinformation."

When were these "misinformation" policies introduced? "In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic," of course, and in collaboration with the far-left European Commission and NAACP. What could go wrong?

GARM is so powerful and controls so much advertising money (like that of Bud Light) that YouTube, Meta (FB & IG), Twitter, TikTok, Snapchat, and others are writing pages of reports about how they will run their platforms to satisfy GARM standards.


Now, what could make this enormous team of woke corporations even worse? Klaus Schwab and his World Economic Forum swallowed up GARM as a "flagship project" under their "Platform for Shaping the Future of Media, Entertainment and Sport."

It's difficult to convey the scale of this problem, but thanks to @Jim_Jordan and the @JudiciaryGOP, some GARM and WEF staff are going to have to answer some serious questions.

Don't look away. If we don't put an end to this growing scheme of control and deceit, Bud Light's inability to apologize and admit that men can't be women will be the least of our problems.

Below, Clay Travis tries to give Bud Light away, with little success.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 First?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 10, 2023 02:32 PM (RKLPC)

2 Firstish, since the iPad's wonky.

Posted by: Catherine at May 10, 2023 02:32 PM (ZSsrh)

3 Yeah.

Posted by: Greyman27 at May 10, 2023 02:32 PM (RKLPC)

4 Where will I go for my cheap shit beer?
Anywhere else, that's where...

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2023 02:33 PM (53oGX)

5 Going to be interesting to see how AB handles pride month. Do they put the rainbow crap on everything? Or risk not doing it?

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2023 02:34 PM (25k9m)

6 Oops. But panic anyway?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2023 02:34 PM (glGDV)

7 The most interesting thing I've learned from this is that there is a guy named Bump.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 10, 2023 02:34 PM (uPgE/)

8 GARM needs to be killed with a homemade cannon that shoots diamonds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2023 02:34 PM (BCkoM)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2023 02:34 PM (T4tVD)

10 I'm just here for the 500 "drink real beer" "pisswater" comments.

Posted by: Craft beer hipster at May 10, 2023 02:35 PM (jex5w)

11 Good. Destroy their market share and never look back. Then Disney. Then Target. Blackrock and the large investment banks.

Posted by: SMFH at May 10, 2023 02:35 PM (CEh/e)

12 Oh yeah. Pride month. Proud of promiscuity? Sexually transmitted disease? Broken relationships? Where’s the down side?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (glGDV)

13 If our own gubmint is jumping on this bandwagon with both feet, what makes the think the WEF, et al aren't?
Who's the tail, and who's the dog is the only question.

Posted by: MkY at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (QPMka)

14 >>>Going to be interesting to see how AB handles pride month. Do they put the rainbow crap on everything? Or risk not doing it?

Every month is Pride Month!!!!!

Posted by: ace at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (iHBZj)

15 The GARM effect was certainly in play at FNC in the ad buys for Tucker Carlson's 8 p.m. hour.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (KiBMU)

16 I expected this to be a fairly big discussion point at DU, but there's hardly anything. Weird.

BUD Stock Rises On Anheuser-Busch Earnings Beat; Bud Light Boycott Causes Hangover. Budweiser, Bud Light, and Michelob Ultra maker Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) cleared estimates for its first-quarter results early Thursday. Global sales volumes rose and BUD stock surged early Thursday, but the recent U.S. Bud Light boycott pressured the brewer's Q2 market share.

I hadn't paid too much attention to the whole stupid controversy but according to the article for the past two weeks sales at grocery, convenience and liquor stores are down 21.1% and 26.1% in back to back weeks? Yikes.

Anheuser Busch sells a hell of a lot more than Bud Light so plenty of conservative idiots have been still buying their other beers without realizing it's the same company. The dip in their stock price was a buying opportunity for some investors. Alcohol sales actually increase during recession so they'll be fine.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

17 Don't sodomites drink IPAs or stouts? Or is it just Bud Light?

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 02:37 PM (eGTCV)

18 Wow.

Nothing like shitting the bed so hard it spreads to the other rooms of the house....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:37 PM (9UlRk)

19 Some Mostly Peaceful protestors are taking matters into their own hands:

Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.

The incident took place on Saturday night in the city of Vaughn, Ontario, a suburb located just north of Toronto in Canada. York Regional Police said in an official statement that a couple was accosted by a group of three men after leaving a liquor store located on Jane Street and Major Mackenzie Drive West, allegedly targeting the 26-year-old male victim's supposed purchase of Bud Light and using various homophobic insults.


Don't violate the boycott, scabs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

20 Michael Knowles Writes That "Tranheuser-Busch" Is Part of a WEF-Backed Group to Impose Censorship

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They...sell beer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

21 Intercepted DU Transmissions
Those sales figures were so last quarter. Gotta see next quarter. Only question is when and how to short

Posted by: MkY at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (QPMka)

22 Fuck Bud and the Clydesdales they road in on. Normally I would let bygones be bygones if Bud accepted responsibility, apologized, and went back to just selling shit beer to shitkickers and poor college kids. But AB didn't do any of that. Instead, they lied and pissed in our faces like we were the assholes. So fuck 'em. I want blood. Rivers of blood. Oceans of blood. Pure, delicious, red blood.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

23 Tranny fluid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (1huWu)

24 "It's not just a Bud Light issue," said Bump Williams, chief executive of the consultancy.

"It's an Anheuser-Busch portfolio problem now."

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Good. As it should be. I hope it continues to be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (O4oKn)

25 I just can't see any straight guy putting a can of beer with Mulvaney's freakin image on it anywhere near close to their mouths.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (6nNbw)

26 Hey, I'm drinking Carling Black Ice now. 6.1% alcohol.

The guy at the Beer Store said Bud sales weren't down much. But this is Canada. Even the beer drinking bastards are woke.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (jvJvP)

27
I wonder if they calculated the percentage of the population they'd need to brainwash before they could start doing this openly. Like, once you get a noisy 24% on your side, you can just walk up to everyone else and say "Gimme your freedoms."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (lCaJd)

28 Memorial Day Weekend and Fourth of July are gonna sting for AB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (6VKyY)

29 Wonder how this is faring with the biker contingent. Years ago, when I was riding my m/c to the Rock Store, they had a beer garden in the back where a lot of one-percenters hung out. I was warned by buddy not to order anything other than Budweiser.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (o2v3J)

30 *mutters*

non-nooding bastages.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (2hlEI)

31 Overall consumption of Bud Light is now down 26%. That’s an unmitigated disaster for the brand. And many are now avoiding the beer to avoid being mocked for drinking the beer. There’s no quick fix here, brand is slaughtered in red state beer drinking communities.

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Don't worry. The single white women of Manhattan who drink cosmos exclusively will save them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

32 From CIA to beer: Brendan Whitworth's path to CEO of Anheuser-Busch

https://tinyurl.com/446vfzfb

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Nothing to see here, citizens.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (BNEWw)

33 No surprise Disney is in GARM, too.

Summer of movie skips:
Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Little Mermaid
The Boogeyman
Elemental
Indiana Jones
Haunted Mansion

All you need to do is skip buying a $20 ticket. It's as easy as skipping a Bud Light. And we take down a very publicly left wing company, and not just the right wing traitor companies...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (exHjb)

34 Anheuser-Busch continues to lose sales

******

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Popcorn at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (VTu1l)

35 Every month is Pride Month!!!!!

it's not the rainbow on your corporate logo, it's the rainbow in your heart . . .

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (25k9m)

36 And WTF names their kid "Bump?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (2hlEI)

37 That's really interesting. It seems like if they had never sold to the Belgian investors they wouldn't have to be a part of GARM. Kind of reminds me of the recent Barstool Sports selling their company and the immediately fired one of their popular social media figures because he sang along to a rap song that had the N word. Businesses should try to hold on to their companies as long as they can before selling out. Because they're selling them to the devil.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (gegMK)

38 OT: just went to my company's employee website and found this on the main page. I work for one of the Big3. But I imagine this is pushed in every auto company. WEF propaganda on the corporate website.

The 15-minute city: An affordable solution toward freedom of mobility for all in a decarbonized world?
Published on April 26, 2023

As cited by panelists Yamina Saheb and Ben Welle during the Freedom of Mobility Forum 2023 debate held on March 29, one of the potential solutions to guarantee universal access to basic services while cutting greenhouse gases lies within the idea of a 15-minute city. The question then arises about the true viability of this urban planning concept for all populations and not only a happy few. Learn more about it on the Freedom of Mobility Forum website.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (AaCDb)

39 Alcohol sales actually increase during recession so they'll be fine.

Did this DU poster immediately get banned for failing to acknowledge the booming Biden economy?

Posted by: spindrift at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (ivvNA)

40 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (44ww/)

41 Going to be interesting to see how AB handles pride month.

Pride season, please.

The infamous Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco will probably boycott them.

After all, there are some things even degenerate perverts won't stoop to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (2tUFv)

42 Look if you want to drink tranny fluid...that's on you.

But then why bother paying InBev when you could get it straight from the tap and show you are REALLY committed to the Alphabet people?

Posted by: Just Saying at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

43 I'd suggest that they cry into their beers, but it would probably help the taste.

I don't want to be any part of that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (zHuJr)

44 Did they involve their marketing group when coming up with “Garm”?

Posted by: Piper at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

45 Instead, they lied and pissed in our faces like we were the assholes.

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS ALL ABOUT GAY STUFF TOO

Posted by: BEN ROTHELSESSBURGERS at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (BNEWw)

46 Don't violate the boycott, scabs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

Really!!! Interesting.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (jvJvP)

47 40 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (44ww/)

hate is a real killer

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (us2H3)

48 Every month is Pride Month!!!!!
Posted by: ace a

Does the include Okies from Muscogie ?

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (T4tVD)

49 BUD Stock Rises On Anheuser-Busch Earnings Beat; Bud Light Boycott Causes Hangover. Budweiser, Bud Light, and Michelob Ultra maker Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD) cleared estimates for its first-quarter results early Thursday. Global sales volumes rose and BUD stock surged early Thursday, but the recent U.S. Bud Light boycott pressured the brewer's Q2 market share.

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First quarter, huh?

This boycott started that long ago?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

50 Nothing like shitting the bed so hard it spreads to the other rooms of the house....

Have you ever seen a hippo spreading its feces? It whirls its tail and scatters the scat far and wide. It seems that AB has been studying them.

https://tinyurl.com/3abdnvwv

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (eOEVl)

51 MODELO IS ALSO OWNED BY AB-INBEV. AS IS CORONA, PACIFICO, & STELLA ATROIS.

Need to stop buying those brands of beer too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

52 24 "It's not just a Bud Light issue," said Bump Williams, chief executive of the consultancy.

"It's an Anheuser-Busch portfolio problem now."
++++
Good. As it should be. I hope it continues to be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM

You must have missed "IronLionZion"'s post I quoted above Anheuser Busch sells a hell of a lot more than Bud Light so plenty of conservative idiots have been still buying their other beers without realizing it's the same company. The dip in their stock price was a buying opportunity for some investors. Alcohol sales actually increase during recession so they'll be fine.

If a moron on DU said it, I'm sure Transheiser Busch executives are resting easy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (JCZqz)

53 Since the Bud Light Apocalypse, I have not seen that freak Mulvaney everywhere anymore.
Yay

Posted by: Jmel at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (RWHIh)

54 "If Bud Light doesn't fix its trend by the end of this month, it will continue to lose market share because it will lose Memorial Day. That kicks off the summer season," Williams told The Post. "There has to be a sense of urgency for InBev to correct these trends."
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HAHAHAHAHA.

Jumping up and down and screaming "FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" won't do shit. *How* can they fix it? How can they fix it that quickly? It probably can't be done. It would require a total retrenchment, a total walk-back, a groveling apology, and a full-court press of ad buys. The ads have to be created and then run in saturation for weeks on end, and even *that* might fail - not to mention the blowback from the woke folk (including Woke Capital).

They're proper fucked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (O4oKn)

55 this is our prize

interupting the sales of a light beer

congrats

we really stuck it to em

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (us2H3)

56 It seems like if they had never sold to the Belgian investors they wouldn't have to be a part of GARM.
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It's "Aoow!' and "Garm!" that keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and dirty face.

Posted by: H. Higgins at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (2hlEI)

57 Don't worry. The single white women of Manhattan who drink cosmos exclusively will save them!

Or maybe the "want to be AWFLs" drinking box wine in the 'Burbs? They love shitty beers!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)

58 51 MODELO IS ALSO OWNED BY AB-INBEV. AS IS CORONA, PACIFICO, & STELLA ATROIS.

Need to stop buying those brands of beer too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

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I have some Dos Equis in the garage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

59 Hey, I'm drinking Carling Black Ice now. 6.1% alcohol.

The guy at the Beer Store said Bud sales weren't down much. But this is Canada. Even the beer drinking bastards are woke.
Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (jvJvP)

I believe Carling Black Label is AB InBev?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ppL7t)

60 Nothing like shitting the bed so hard it spreads to the other rooms of the house....

--

ALSO GAY STUFF

Posted by: BEN ROTHELSESSBURGERS at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (BNEWw)

61 >>They...sell beer.

Disinformation. Bud Lite is not beer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

62
OT: just went to my company's employee website and found this on the main page. I work for one of the Big3. But I imagine this is pushed in every auto company. WEF propaganda on the corporate website.

The 15-minute city: An affordable solution toward freedom of mobility for all in a decarbonized world?

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I suffered the same at one of the country's largest energy utilities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (lCaJd)

63 NO!

Posted by: Little Donny Jr. at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (KFhLj)

64 lies within the idea of a 15-minute city

When there's only one grocery store that you can go to, just imagine how much they'll charge.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (2tUFv)

65 Stick a fork in AB. They're DONE.

Their brand is so tarnished it will probably never recover.

Multiple lifetimes building up a reputation only to be torn down in a few years by woke activists.

I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned there, but they refuse to listen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (YIVH2)

66 54 Jumping up and down and screaming "FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" won't do shit. *How* can they fix it? How can they fix it that quickly? It probably can't be done. It would require a total retrenchment, a total walk-back, a groveling apology, and a full-court press of ad buys. The ads have to be created and then run in saturation for weeks on end, and even *that* might fail - not to mention the blowback from the woke folk (including Woke Capital).

They're proper fucked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (O4oKn)

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But then Blackrock sells some material amount of their stock, sending the price down by 10% in one day, affecting C-suite bonuses far more than just not selling beer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

67 drink Stoli beer

the brewski of killers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (us2H3)

68 Bud Light Contagion SPREADS To Other Anheuser-Busch Beers
Sales of Anheuser-Busch products have dropped in the month since Bud Light went ahead with the disastrous campaign with Dylan Mulvaney.

Beer Business Daily commented that ‘it’s not pretty’ for America’s flagship brand and their parent company Anheuser-Busch after revealing the numbers for beer across April.

[Daily Mail sock link]

Anheuser-Busch volumes were down more than 12 percent last month, with Bud Light falling a staggering 21.4 percent – as the controversial trans influencer stepped out in pigtails

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (Vwz3I)

69 Maybe dales would pick up if they changed from cans to bottles that look like penises.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)

70
If you're not drinking malt liquor out of a 40 oz bottle, you're a racist.

And a twink.

Posted by: Auspex at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (j4U/Z)

71 @NWSNorman 2m
Severe thunderstorms are expected to develop across portions of Oklahoma Thursday afternoon and evening. The stronger storms will be capable of: destructive hail, damaging winds and tornadoes.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (jzzG8)

72 61 >>They...sell beer.

Disinformation. Bud Lite is not beer.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

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And Rhode Island is not a real place, but we all have our little fictions, now don't we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

73 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2023 02:40 PM (44ww/)
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I'm sure he cried all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (2hlEI)

74 The 15-minute city: An affordable solution toward freedom of mobility for all in a decarbonized world?

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The neat part is what they're telling you there.

You've already got freedom of mobility. That's what exists right now.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (BNEWw)

75 Hubby drinks Busch Light like water, I don't think he's gonna give that up for Yuengling.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (DBrN4)

76 Maybe dales would pick up if they changed from cans to bottles that look like penises.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)

"This pud's for you!"

-Carlin

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (9UlRk)

77 "Via JackStraw, "

Given the amount of hat tips, I'm thinking you two are sharing Bud Lights, Ace.

No homo. 😳. Just an observation.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (pIKd9)

78 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.


I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

79 Jumping up and down and screaming "FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" won't do shit. *How* can they fix it? How can they fix it that quickly?

Oh they could.

Fire the entire leadership team at InBev, hire that conservative commenter that created a razor company and give a shit ton of money to Prager U or some such.

But they won't do it because the individuals involved have no incentive to do so.

Its far, far better to be a corporate drone with "destroyed a company with woke politics" on your resume then it is to have saved a company by ending woke politics.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (lc5cP)

80 #68 I missed:

+Competitors Yuengling and Miller Light rose more than 12 percent each, with Coors Light rising 10.9 percent
+Global CEO of Anheuser-Busch Michel Doukeris blamed 'misinformation and disinformation' for the online backlash
+Budweiser was also hit with the knock-on effect of the controversy by dipping 11.5 percent

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)

81 In the old world losing 1% of sales was a big deal. Losing 4% would be a real crisis. But we are in the fakey-fake world now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (17s+e)

82 AB InBev has embraced a litany of woke initiatives, from ESG to DEI, along with a full endorsement of transgenderism. They now foot the bill when employees choose to mutilate their bodies.

AB InBev has adopted a corporate policy that exalts "gender identity and expression" to the same level of significance as age and race.

AB InBev not only indoctrinates all their managers with "unconscious bias training"; it also insists that *external* suppliers submit to the pro-trans "diversity" agenda too.

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All downstream from ESG crap and Woke Capital.

As I have said before, until the mega-corps fear the customer more than the fear Woke Capital, they will never back down. Wrecking InBev's profitability (US profitability, anyway, which is a huge chunk of the total) and destroying a huge amount of enterprise value in the process might do it - and serve as a model and object lesson. This is one of the reasons I hope this boycott continues and makes them bleed badly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (O4oKn)

83 70
If you're not drinking malt liquor out of a 40 oz bottle, you're a racist.

And a twink.
Posted by: Auspex at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (j4U/Z)

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*pours out straight bourbon, neat, into the gutter*
*single, manly tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

84 59 Hey, I'm drinking Carling Black Ice now. 6.1% alcohol.

The guy at the Beer Store said Bud sales weren't down much. But this is Canada. Even the beer drinking bastards are woke.
Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (jvJvP)

I believe Carling Black Label is AB InBev?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ppL7t)

It is. Switch to Coors Light to be clean, and to at least support a Canadian/US company, not a European one. Still woke, but not part of the mess...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb)

85 AB also owns Rolling Rock and Corona. They own a number of craft beer brands too.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (FO8S3)

86 20 Michael Knowles Writes That "Tranheuser-Busch" Is Part of a WEF-Backed Group to Impose Censorship

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They...sell beer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

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Not as much as they used to...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (uPgE/)

87 On my word as a Biden, that tranny is a looker!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (i7Q7S)

88 And WTF names their kid “Bump?”


Mr. and Mrs. Stock?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (BCkoM)

89 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase


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Okay.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (BNEWw)

90 Severe thunderstorms are expected to develop across portions of Oklahoma Thursday afternoon and evening. The stronger storms will be capable of: destructive hail, damaging winds and tornadoes.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 02:43 PM (jzzG
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I don't live in OK, but we do get a lot of their storms sweeping through my region in south-central MO. Something for all Morons in the area to watch out for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (YIVH2)

91 Our beer is queer.

Get used to it.

Posted by: Klaus Butt-Swab at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (lZVy/)

92 The Global Alliance for Responsible Media (GARM) is a "cross-industry initiative" (i.e., an agreement of the world's largest and most powerful advertisers AND platforms) to demonetize what they consider "harmful content."
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Like with "ethics," any institution or job title with "responsibility" in its name is doing the opposite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (O4oKn)

93 Maybe InBev should dump all their "beer" brands and just sell Zima and Box Wine? It would fit the market segment they want...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (lc5cP)

94 First comment on the link for my company's post about 15-minute cities. The average person is not falling for the propaganda. But the WEF policies will be forced on us whether we approve or not.

So Basically Pyongyang North Korea. A prison city. What they are saying is we'd have to destroy current cities because they have been trying to make them more livable forever and failing miserable. (Current policies actively making current cities unliveable- Check)

Move people from their homes. (You will own nothing and be "happy" -Check)

Force you to only be in the 15min. zone you are "allowed" to be in and accept the shopping and products allowed, entertainment and social options and housing options provided or you will be Non Compliant. (Force a Govt. controlled digital currency that can be cancelled- Check)

A 15 min city does not mean freedom of choice, movement, or happiness.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (AaCDb)

95 Perhaps if A/B put a Ukrainian flag on every can and bottle...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (2tUFv)

96 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.


I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story

Posted by: Archer
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They yelled this is MAGA country we don't like no fag beer round here none!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (17s+e)

97 You know, I never saw Brokeback. Never had any desire to.

TJM, was it a decent movie or just a retarded word of mouth THING movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

98 AB wil be peddling horse piss long after we are taking a dirt nap

if you think not, put the pipe down

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (us2H3)

99 Nationwide retail sales of Bud Light were down 23.4% versus a year ago in the week of April 29…

As bad as that is, it seems inconsistent with the anecdotal reports like the video above and the first-hand reports from people like Moron in Good Standing Bitter Clinger. I mean, I assume that they’ll fudge the numbers as but still….

Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (jvvro)

100 GARM is so powerful and controls so much advertising money (like that of Bud Light) that YouTube, Meta (FB & IG), Twitter, TikTok, Snapchat, and others are writing pages of reports about how they will run their platforms to satisfy GARM standards.
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Sounds like a cartel that conspires to restrain trade.

Not that it matters, of course, but this is the kind of thing that the FTC *should* be prosecuting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (O4oKn)

101 Totally unrelated: One of the ancient pre-Christian gods was Ishtar, who was the pagan goddess of sex, war, and justice, and who transitioned back and forth from female to male.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

102 75 Hubby drinks Busch Light like water, I don't think he's gonna give that up for Yuengling.
Posted by: Jaimo at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (DBrN4)

Just switch it in your house for a week and say the store wasn't carrying Busch Light b/c of lack of sales...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (exHjb)

103 And some people once dumped some tea in Boston Harbor. You just never know what will catch their attention.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (u7leW)

104 78 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.


I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

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I had to wonder - if true, which side of the boycott was assaulting them?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (uPgE/)

105 It is. Switch to Coors Light to be clean, and to at least support a Canadian/US company, not a European one. Still woke, but not part of the mess...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb

The Coors family were big GOP donors. Is that not the case anymore?

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (FO8S3)

106 97 You know, I never saw Brokeback. Never had any desire to.

TJM, was it a decent movie or just a retarded word of mouth THING movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

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I saw it in theaters. Haven't seen it since. I thought it was pretty good, though I felt more sympathy for the wives than the men. When I mentioned this take on the IMDB message boards, I was called a bigot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

107 You would have thought that the Tranny community would have saved Bud. Selfish little former pricks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (DmtxH)

108 I believe Carling Black Label is AB InBev?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ppL7t)

All the highest content beers I used to enjoy occasionally are no longer available.

Labatt's Maximum Ice was about $7 Canadian, 1.14 Liters and 7.1% alcohol. And there were some European beers 10%, 8.6% and 7.6%. All gone now too.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (jvJvP)

109 Bud Light is no beer.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (Uv0D2)

110 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.


I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story



"They poured a slow-hopped IPA on us and yelled, 'This is Ballast Point country."

Posted by: Little Donny Jr. at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (KFhLj)

111 The Former CIA, current CEO could have stopped this. If he'd have just said they fuked up and anyone who touched this mess has been moved to other opportunities outside the company... but he didn't.
He chose to call conservative's bluff.

For that an iconic American brand must die.

After that the next one until they understand.

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (53oGX)

112 Bud Light's Sales Fall Again

*Nelson Muntz laugh goes here.*

I'd say, "Suck it, InBev" but that's how they got into this situation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (Bd6X8)

113 101 Totally unrelated: One of the ancient pre-Christian gods was Ishtar, who was the pagan goddess of sex, war, and justice, and who transitioned back and forth from female to male.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

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Sounds like a great title for a musical comedy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

114 > Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

They weren't cowboys. They were shepherds.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (R38qh)

115 Pride is a sin. Fuck pride month. I'm already sick of it and it isn't here yet.

We are such a stupid country.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (DcKNO)

116 OT: just went to my company's employee website and found this on the main page. I work for one of the Big3.

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I see garbage like this plastered all over my big tech company pages as well.

Fortunately I have the fun of running online campaigns to these ESG pages and then gleefully reporting their failures and the massive negative sentiment backlash each campaign gets

Still, as a dog returns to its own vomit....

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (VTu1l)

117 May I suggest dealing with the Garm the same way I dealt with the Gorn?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

118 Get off me nepot spawn sock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (KFhLj)

119 A 15 min city does not mean freedom of choice, movement, or happiness.

Yeah, when the "urbanists" start talking about how great 15 minute cities will be, they don't mention the detail that you won't be allowed to leave your 15 minute city.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

120 I would like to say that Brokeback is the Bud Light of movies

but it's not, not by a long shot

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (us2H3)

121 Not that it matters, of course, but this is the kind of thing that the FTC *should* be prosecuting.

I'd go a step further...this is the real world SPECTRE.

We should be using the CIA and DoD to end them.

But...of course the same cabal behind GARM controls the US government.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (lc5cP)

122 The Coors family were big GOP donors. Is that not the case anymore?
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They sold the company to someone. After so many generations its hard to be a family firm.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (DmtxH)

123 It's weird. You take positions antithetical to the consumers of your product. You lose market share. Huh, you just never know about people, do you.

No product is irreplaceable. Not one.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (pIKd9)

124 @ClayTravis
Overall consumption of Bud Light is now down 26%. That's an unmitigated disaster for the brand. And many are now avoiding the beer to avoid being mocked for drinking the beer. There's no quick fix here, brand is slaughtered in red state beer drinking communities. ...

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That's the key bit there, and why this is probably not going to being a quick problem for Tranheuser-Busch

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (O4oKn)

125 Funny how one bad ad leaves millions of Bud Lite drinkers realizing they could have been having Zima instead.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (xxUKM)

126 Pride is a sin. Fuck pride month. I'm already sick of it and it isn't here yet.

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I like that it literally states that it happens before the fall.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (BNEWw)

127 >Alcohol sales actually increase during recession so they'll be fine.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

Are you implying there's a recession while the ship of state is under the firm hand of Joseph Biden? Uh oh, unclean!!!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj)

128 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

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Does this mean he hated the movie he was in or that he hated the genre and so decided to ruin it?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (DcKNO)

129 127 >Alcohol sales actually increase during recession so they'll be fine.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2023 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

Are you implying there's a recession while the ship of state is under the firm hand of Joseph Biden? Uh oh, unclean!!!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj)

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"Tank the economy to save big corporations!"
-new leftist slogan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

130 A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.

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So pointing and laughing at someone is now assault? Good to know, I guess...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (YIVH2)

131 It's "Aoow!' and "Garm!" that keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and dirty face.
Posted by: H. Higgins at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM


Ooo! Just you wait, bitch, just you wait!

Posted by: Dylan Mulva at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (5sOEG)

132 You would have thought that the Tranny community would have saved Bud. Selfish little former pricks.

There aren't enough of them.

Even if every tranny and even every alphabet person switched to drinking shit beer as their only alcohol it would be the end of InBev...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

133 Nobody drives anywhere in New York. There's too much traffic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (9UlRk)

134 I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story

Not sure - it just calls further attention to the boycott, which is not what A/B wants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (2tUFv)

135 If I owned Yuengling I would license Chuck Berry's Ding a Ling song for my jingle.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

136 Bud Light is no beer.

Posted by: Eromero


I am no man!

-Eowyn

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (eOEVl)

137 Hensley Distributing hardest hit. One of largest distributors in the Southwest - owned by Cindy McCain. Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (OgrpQ)

138 105 It is. Switch to Coors Light to be clean, and to at least support a Canadian/US company, not a European one. Still woke, but not part of the mess...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:45 PM (exHjb

The Coors family were big GOP donors. Is that not the case anymore?
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (FO8S3)

AB-In Bev were big GOP donors, too. Then, they went full woke and trans.

Coors has not done that...so they are the better brand to buy if you hate/can't buy Yuengling.

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (exHjb)

139 133 Nobody drives anywhere in New York. There's too much traffic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (9UlRk)

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Thanks, Yogi Berra.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

140 my one comfort is I will go to my grave knowing I ripped off hundreds of stoopid fags

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3)

141 When I mentioned this take on the IMDB message boards, I was called a bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)


If you did that now you'd be in Gitmo, so, bullet dodged.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (pwExq)

142 113 101 Totally unrelated: One of the ancient pre-Christian gods was Ishtar, who was the pagan goddess of sex, war, and justice, and who transitioned back and forth from female to male.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

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Sounds like a great title for a musical comedy.
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Springtime for Ishtar and Mesopotamia?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (DmtxH)

143 Bud Light. The official beer of pride month, haters.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (pIKd9)

144 Nobody drives anywhere in New York. There's too much traffic.

And then the locusts go out to the burbs and complain that they can't ride their bikes down the main thoroughfare at rush hour so "we need traffic calming!"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (lc5cP)

145 went to a get together at a new brewery in Houston last weekend called Bad Astronaut. They had a lot of good beer there.

Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DB6tu)

146 The stories on this are missing that GLAAD and others are boycotting A-B from the left for immediately discontinuing the Dylan Mulvaney ads. Gay bars in major cities won't even sell A-B products now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)

147 You know, I never saw Brokeback. Never had any desire to.

TJM, was it a decent movie or just a retarded word of mouth THING movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)


You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

148 Totally unrelated: One of the ancient pre-Christian gods was Ishtar, who was the pagan goddess of sex, war, and justice, and who transitioned back and forth from female to male.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

Huh? So that's why our movie sucked, a tranny? We thought it was the crappy script.

Posted by: Warren B & Dustin H at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (ppL7t)

149 *sad trombone*

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (sEbMk)

150 I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that King of the Hill has an episode of a large Beer company screwing their base customers and trying to cover up and then apologize.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (FO8S3)

151 #68 I missed:

+Competitors Yuengling and Miller Light rose more than 12 percent each, with Coors Light rising 10.9 percent
+Global CEO of Anheuser-Busch Michel Doukeris blamed 'misinformation and disinformation' for the online backlash
+Budweiser was also hit with the knock-on effect of the controversy by dipping 11.5 percent

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
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Yes the beer game is pretty much a zero sum game. Same amount of beer drinkers they just have moved on from Buttwiper and Buttwiper products. It ain't like the nfl that has a government monopoly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (17s+e)

152 141 When I mentioned this take on the IMDB message boards, I was called a bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

If you did that now you'd be in Gitmo, so, bullet dodged.
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (pwExq)

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Mostly because I'd be hacking into the IMDB system and reinstituting the message boards. If I remember correctly, they took them down right about the time the media was really pushing Amy Schumer and the culture itself was just mocking her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

153 If you took every transgender bud light drinker and put them end to end, i don't think anyone could tell the difference.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (9UlRk)

154 I have some Dos Equis in the garage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

So, two Aquis ?

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (T4tVD)

155 BTW when i was still running displays I ran into GARM as they were being enlisted by the ad agency we were using.

The account rep for the ad agency was I presume a republican living in Kentucky. I ripped his ass off via Zoom when he weakly attempted to defend the use of GARM in order to ensure "brand safety"

Me: Listen, you incested fucking redneck retard fuckbitch, grow the fuck up and realize you are peddling censorship, not "brand safety" you utter fart faced Bush loving buffoon

I shortly left my previous job after that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (VTu1l)

156 Bud Light is no beer.


On the plus side they won't have to hire more trannies to make more of the swill now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (lc5cP)

157 Yeah, when the "urbanists" start talking about how great 15 minute cities will be, they don't mention the detail that you won't be allowed to leave your 15 minute city.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

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This is disinformation. There can be up to two monthly leave passes provided based on remaining below accepted carbon usage limits.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (BNEWw)

158 147 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

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Also in Love and Other Drugs...which is awful. Just google 'em. You'll have a better time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

159 Nice brand you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Dylan Two Balls Mulvaney

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (C3G19)

160 I'm sure that the ancient WEF'ers-Klaus Schwab is about 85. George Soros is what-93? or even Bill Gates-who's what-a youngster at about 70 or so- don't really think men can transition to become women. It's just a means of control for them. They might be slightly more tolerable if they had some genuine compassion for people suffering mental illness who think all their problems will be solved if they get bits chopped off-but nope it's all part of the push to bring down Western Europe and the US and establish a one world government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (Keyt1)

161 Completely nonracist statement from Hank Johnson.

Greg Price
@greg_price11
Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA): "Those folks coming across the border are the ones who are helping to put food on our table. Without them, we are not able to eat... We would have nobody taking care of the construction of our homes, nobody cleaning up in the hospitals."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7)

162 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)
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Why watch a lame movie when Bing exists?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (2YtOq)

163 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Texas National Guard soldiers physically blocking migrants who are attempting to illegally cross the US-Mexico border in Brownsville, TX. Razor wires deployed. [59 seconds]
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

164 Please don't take any additional delight in the fact that Mrs. Cindy McCain owns a large A-B distributorship.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

165 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.

*************

Lies, everyone knows Hathaway has no tits

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (VTu1l)

166 117 May I suggest dealing with the Garm the same way I dealt with the Gorn?
Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)


Dammit Jim!

Posted by: Bones at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (53oGX)

167 ... +Global CEO of Anheuser-Busch Michel Doukeris blamed 'misinformation and disinformation' for the online backlash ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)
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This is weak sauce, and I think he - and everyone else - knows it. From what I have read, his argument amounts to "people think this was a campaign and a brand direction but it wasn't. It was just a single event that was blown out of proportion by shitposters who lied about the nature of the event, deliberately misconstrued it as a campaign and just want to watch the world burn."

Blow me, Doukeris.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (O4oKn)

168 The stories on this are missing that GLAAD and others are boycotting A-B from the left for immediately discontinuing the Dylan Mulvaney ads. Gay bars in major cities won't even sell A-B products now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)
===

Well there goes 0.35% of Buttwipers sales right down the tubes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (17s+e)

169
Mostly because I'd be hacking into the IMDB system and reinstituting the message boards. If I remember correctly, they took them down right about the time the media was really pushing Amy Schumer and the culture itself was just mocking her.


One of the few positive things to note is that even in Soviet America wherever there are forums that normal people can post in they relentlessly mock whatever stupid shit the left is doing now.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

170 Our beer is queer. Get used to it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (FVME7)

171 I haven't heard anything bad about Shiner. I've been sticking with that and Yeungling. Anyone know anything about PBR's politics?

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (SchQD)

172 went to a get together at a new brewery in Houston last weekend called Bad Astronaut. They had a lot of good beer there.
Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DB6tu)

Yes. It is a shame though that our landmark Bud plant will be taking a hit.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (FO8S3)

173 152 141 When I mentioned this take on the IMDB message boards, I was called a bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

you are probably 3-4 times older than the average IMDb user

proceed accordingly, bigot

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (us2H3)

174 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
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Isn't she dead?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (DmtxH)

175 Springtime for Ishtar and Mesopotamia?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (DmtxH)


How much stock in the production have you sold?

400%

Sell some more.

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

176 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.

--

That's like watching that horrible rape movie and thinking "well, at least I got to see Monica Bellucci with her top off"

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (BNEWw)

177 Drink Peroni Capri.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (pIKd9)

178 In Heaven there is no beer,
that's why we drink it here.

Posted by: German Drinking Song at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (lZVy/)

179 I'm sure that the ancient WEF'ers-Klaus Schwab is about 85. George Soros is what-93? or even Bill Gates-who's what-a youngster at about 70 or so- don't really think men can transition to become women. It's just a means of control for them. They might be slightly more tolerable if they had some genuine compassion for people suffering mental illness who think all their problems will be solved if they get bits chopped off-but nope it's all part of the push to bring down Western Europe and the US and establish a one world government.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (Keyt1)
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Even if they achieved their goal, what makes them think their "Thousand Year Reich" will last even a decade?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (YIVH2)

180 Global CEO of Anheuser-Busch Michel Doukeris blamed 'misinformation and disinformation' for the online backlash

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You didn't see what you saw!!!

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (BNEWw)

181 1 can of bud light sold all weekend out of the cooler at the softball field.

Posted by: H Badger at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (n/0Nw)

182 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

========

Also in Love and Other Drugs...which is awful. Just google 'em. You'll have a better time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


Also in Havoc, IIRC.

Posted by: spindrift at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (ivvNA)

183 The World Federation of Advertisers, whose members include mega corps like Ab InBev, Adidas, BP, CVS, Goldman Sachs, Mastercard, McDonalds, Merck, Nike, P&G, Hershey, Disney, Unilever, and Walmart, among others, have created a monster known as "GARM."
*****
Target has joined the chat-
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@GigaBeers
Targeting children. CANCEL retailer Target…they need to feel the pain $$$

https://tinyurl.com/mryu7ex7

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2023 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

184 Tank the economy to save big corporations!"
-new leftist slogan
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

A strange sort of anti-populism.

Posted by: Will nobody think of the C-Suite? What about THEM?! at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (FEapg)

185 Mulvany makes me think of Mudvayne. That was a band, right? Or did my brain make that up?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (1huWu)

186 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
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Isn't she dead?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (DmtxH)

For, like, 400 years now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (9UlRk)

187 Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA): "Those folks coming across the border are the ones who are helping to put food on our table. Without them, we are not able to eat... We would have nobody taking care of the construction of our homes, nobody cleaning up in the hospitals."

So...Mr Johnson is saying he needs more servants and he's willing to make war on anyone that would take his slaves, sorry, servants, away?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (lc5cP)

188 124 @ClayTravis
Overall consumption of Bud Light is now down 26%. That's an unmitigated disaster for the brand. And many are now avoiding the beer to avoid being mocked for drinking the beer. There's no quick fix here, brand is slaughtered in red state beer drinking communities. ...
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That's the key bit there, and why this is probably not going to being a quick problem for Tranheuser-Busch
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:48 PM (O4oKn)
____________

Yup. And I've made the point before, nobody drinks BL for its taste. It tastes like Dylan Mulvaney's funky asshole. BL survives only by aggressive marketing. Once sales crater on a product like that, it can be very difficult to get them back. One you lose the momentum it's hard to get it back. A product that people actually liked and enjoyed would have an easier time of it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

189 167 This is weak sauce, and I think he - and everyone else - knows it. From what I have read, his argument amounts to "people think this was a campaign and a brand direction but it wasn't. It was just a single event that was blown out of proportion by shitposters who lied about the nature of the event, deliberately misconstrued it as a campaign and just want to watch the world burn."

Blow me, Doukeris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (O4oKn)

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The thing is, it's kind of true. It was one novelty can that was never going to go into mass production. It was money laundering to pay this one tranny protection so that the tranny brigade on Twitter didn't turn AB into a target, also because SGE rules demand donations to woke causes.

It was largely just a token effort done on the side that wasn't really supposed to get much attention.

And it's destroying the brand. It's fucking perfect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

190 I saw it in theaters. Haven't seen it since. I thought it was pretty good, though I felt more sympathy for the wives than the men. When I mentioned this take on the IMDB message boards, I was called a bigot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

Huh. The commenters sound based.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

191 Nobody drives anywhere in New York. There's too much traffic.

***************

I actually liked driving in NYC, but I did that during the Giuliani years.

Today, I wouldnt recommend it

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (VTu1l)

192 Mostly because I'd be hacking into the IMDB system and reinstituting the message boards. If I remember correctly, they took them down right about the time the media was really pushing Amy Schumer and the culture itself was just mocking her.

was the best part of IMDB. could read trivia and discussions about your favorite movies. lots and lots of interesting topics

but they deleted the whole thing due to the risk of non-leftist wrongthink appearing. never been back

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (25k9m)

193 So fags aren't as popular as they thought?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

194 Isn't she dead?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (DmtxH)

Shakespeare's wife is. Not the actress by the same name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (Keyt1)

195 SPeaking of... What happened to Carolla's side kicks Gina and Bryan? I lost track of the podcast and then they were gone?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (jzzG8)

196 174 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.

fuqqt

lots of milkshakes

and dey better dan hers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (us2H3)

197 Even if every tranny and even every alphabet person switched to drinking shit beer as their only alcohol it would be the end of InBev...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)
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They know that. They're counting on all those "allies" and suburban women who think it's all just grand to come on over.

Sort of. That's on paper. In reality, they're counting on nobody from the *other* side doing anything about it. They're usually right. This time, it looks like they weren't. Everyone throws snake eyes once in a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (O4oKn)

198 Bud Light must be the easiest product in history to boycott.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (rJ48h)

199 117 May I suggest dealing with the Garm the same way I dealt with the Gorn?

I'm stickin' with sturm and drang

Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (DB6tu)

200 You get to see Anne Hathaway's tits, if that helps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM


Gasp! She's a United Nation's Women Goodwill Ambassador, madam!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)

201 That's like watching that horrible rape movie and thinking "well, at least I got to see Monica Bellucci with her top off"

I spanked it to that movie so many times.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

202 Mostly because I'd be hacking into the IMDB system and reinstituting the message boards. If I remember correctly, they took them down right about the time the media was really pushing Amy Schumer and the culture itself was just mocking her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)


The IMDB message boards were fun. The one for The Warriors had me dying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

203 Beyond the WEF, the gays and the woke shit these mega-corps are a real issue. Multiple brands of food stuffs are typically under an umbrella company that owns all of them. Other merchandise and goods have the same problem.

It becomes almost impossible to avoid, say, beer when the vast majority of it is owned by one company.

That is a bit of an exaggeration, but given how many different beer brands InBev owns it does present a problem for "Joe Average" who just want's pissy beer like Bud Light.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (Q4IgG)

204 It was largely just a token effort done on the side that wasn't really supposed to get much attention.

And it's destroying the brand. It's fucking perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

It's a corpo payoff to a liberal figurehead. Here, pose for some photos, keep fighting that culture war, here's some cash.

Oooops.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

205 169 One of the few positive things to note is that even in Soviet America wherever there are forums that normal people can post in they relentlessly mock whatever stupid shit the left is doing now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

===========

Tucker's tweet from yesterday announcing his Twitter effort has almost 105 million views.

There's a reason the left has to "fortify" elections, and it's not because America is beating down their doors to vote for more crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

206 "The World Federation of Advertisers, whose members include mega corps like Ab InBev, Adidas, BP, CVS, Goldman Sachs, Mastercard, McDonalds, Merck, Nike, P&G, Hershey, Disney, Unilever, and Walmart, among others, have created a monster known as "GARM.""

Do you remember the Payola scandals in music promotion? Because I remember the Payola scandals in music promotions.

It seems to have been a combination of kickbacks and exclusion created by a combination of music studios and distributors. I wonder what the outcome was.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (xhaym)

207
Well there goes 0.35% of Buttwipers sales right down the tubes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Appletini sales however, remain stable.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (lZVy/)

208 Sheeesh, I just looked up Gate's age and he's 67. You'd think with all that money he could get a chef, a personal trainer and some good skincare/work done. Instead, he looks like a lesbian.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (DcKNO)

209 One of the few positive things to note is that even in Soviet America wherever there are forums that normal people can post in they relentlessly mock whatever stupid shit the left is doing now.

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That's what the RESTRICT Act is for.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (BNEWw)

210 A fat, gross, lesbian with moobs.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (DcKNO)

211 Time to buy a six pack of bud light and leave it on a 'friends' doorstep or to soon?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (UCiQg)

212 We use Brokeback Mountain fresh spring water in every can of Butt Lite!

Posted by: Tranheuser Bush at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (a83VZ)

213 I don't watch TV anymore so most of the ads I see are when I am out and about or online. Besides the sodomites, I am always surprised by all the happy and successful black and brown folks I see in the ads. If you listen to the media, they alls supposed to be suppressed and discriminated against and full of anger.

Where are the ad agencies getting all these happy and successful minorities from?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (MZjWj)

214 You suck just one dick...

Posted by: AB - Bud Light at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (rrPbt)

215 it would be better for them if a large millstone were hung around their neck and they were thrown into the sea.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

216 The stories on this are missing that GLAAD and others are boycotting A-B from the left for immediately discontinuing the Dylan Mulvaney ads. Gay bars in major cities won't even sell A-B products now.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)
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Which, ironically, won't matter because that *is* a tiny slice of a mass market.

It is, however, hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (O4oKn)

217 Please don't take any additional delight in the fact that Mrs. Cindy McCain owns a large A-B distributorship.

So Megs is gonna have to put on the red light?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

218 204 It's a corpo payoff to a liberal figurehead. Here, pose for some photos, keep fighting that culture war, here's some cash.

Oooops.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

==========

Sure, it won't be much of a warning to the largest of corps relying on Blackrock money in a tightening money environment, but it is definitely a warning to those a bit further down the foodchain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

219 Sheeesh, I just looked up Gate's age and he's 67. You'd think with all that money he could get a chef, a personal trainer and some good skincare/work done. Instead, he looks like a lesbian.

Hey buddy, my girlfriend doesn't care what I look like...its what's inside that counts.

Of course it sucks she can't get into a PG-13 movie yet.

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

220 So fags aren't as popular as they thought?

--

It's why you routinely see men making out in movies and commercials.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (BNEWw)

221
Hmm, GARM seems NICE

NICE - National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments

Something CS Lewis warned us about.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (mRJRr)

222 I used to drink Negra Modelo, but stopped when Modelo came out with the pro-illegal alien commercials. "You can't see the border from space..."

Now I have given up drinking/buying any AB InBev brands. I'm just one man, but I can do this. And recommend to my friends that they do the same.

Posted by: Bones at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (MGN0L)

223 Which, ironically, won't matter because that *is* a tiny slice of a mass market.

It's tiny for Bud/Bud Light. I suspect other A-B products like Stella do better in those venues.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

224 I think it's hilarious the tranny fluid can't even be given away.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (2YtOq)

225 And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell -- Mark 9:47

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

226 It tastes like Dylan Mulvaney's funky asshole.

Not gonna ask for a supporting citation on that.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (a3Q+t)

227 Please don't take any additional delight in the fact that Mrs. Cindy McCain owns a large A-B distributorship.

--

Bless her heart, this close to the funeral, too.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (BNEWw)

228 210 A fat, gross, lesbian with moobs.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (DcKNO)


H8r.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

229 Michael Knowles Writes That "Tranheuser-Busch" Is Part of a WEF-Backed Group to Impose Censorship

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Apparently the list of those organizations NOT part of a WEF-backed group to impose censorship would be much shorter than the list of those who ARE.

A fascist oligarchy, if you can keep it ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (cYQea)

230 I'd rather sip some cheap cognac that guzzle AB ball gravy

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:58 PM (us2H3)

231 media was really pushing Amy Schumer and the culture itself was just mocking her

****************

I remember that because Netflix took away the rating system so Saggy Shooma wouldnt have the feelz badz, which in turn turned their recommendation engine into a fuckpit of dogshit

I shortly dropped my subscription after that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (VTu1l)

232 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (IXZGh)

233 The thing that really sucks is that these Euro trash organizations like the WEF and corporations like Inbev exist only because US troops and pax Americana have kept them safe and stopped their countries from fighting each other for the last 78 years . Pull out of NATO and the Europeans would be at each other's throats within six months

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (eFaiq)

234 Mrs. Cindy McCain owns a large A-B distributorship.

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I can't stand that hag. Haven't heard much from her fat, boobed daughter lately.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (DcKNO)

235 I almost wish I drank that piss-water, so I could quit.

Posted by: Roland HTG at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (j40lz)

236 "Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie."

Maybe he shouldn't have taken their money to play in it then.

If actors don't want to be regarded as whores, they should stop acting like ones.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (ou9hh)

237 Why do gays see transgenders as allies?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)

238 114 > Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

They weren't cowboys. They were shepherds.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM
Well, there you go. Probably neither owned a weed eater.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (Uv0D2)

239 It's difficult to convey the scale of this problem, but thanks to @Jim_Jordan and the @JudiciaryGOP, some GARM and WEF staff are going to have to answer some serious questions.


HA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yes. They'll have to answer SERIOUS QUESTIONS. Right after they read the STERN LETTER sent to them.

F*ck right off......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

240 Anne Hathaway's tits
.......

They're real and not that spectacular.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

241 231 I remember that because Netflix took away the rating system so Saggy Shooma wouldnt have the feelz badz, which in turn turned their recommendation engine into a fuckpit of dogshit

I shortly dropped my subscription after that
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (VTu1l)

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The DVD side retained the star rating system. It still has it. Well, until September.

RIP Netflix DVD.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

242 @231

>>which in turn turned their recommendation engine into a fuckpit of dogshit.

William Shakespeare himself could not have coined an idiomatic expression this cromulent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (up/3i)

243 Sure, it won't be much of a warning to the largest of corps relying on Blackrock money in a tightening money environment, but it is definitely a warning to those a bit further down the foodchain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

Chip away at the wall.

Hmmm, I seem to recall from a book series about a band of guys fighting against a totalitarian government. 'Water Sleeps.' They'd graffiti it on buildings and so forth while hiding from the authorities. Something like 'Water Sleeps, but never rests.' Something like that. I cannot remember the full context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

244 Whoever was making these decisions at AB didn't give a shit about AB's profitability, because AB is likely not where they get their own profit from. What do they care about customers? They got their grant money from the Council For Progressive Buttfuckery. And once that fund is dried up from floating their seven figure salary, they print off a resume and wheedle into some other poor jackass's company to do it all over again.

Profits are only there to back the paychecks of the suckers and humps who have to actually make the product and distribute it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (9UlRk)

245 If the Bud Boycott continues long enough, retailers will take away their best shelf space. Once lost, that ain't coming back.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (RqMSv)

246 I'd also venture to guess the reported numbers are a lie. If one cannot give away beer, where's the proof people are willing to pay for that which can't be given away?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (2YtOq)

247 Unnatural Lite??

Posted by: tubal at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (PCK5/)

248 ... It was largely just a token effort done on the side that wasn't really supposed to get much attention.

And it's destroying the brand. It's fucking perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. But someone in charge who is both paying attention and genuinely curious about this might pause and ask himself *why* this little sideshow had the consequences it did.

It's because it doesn't matter that this was, in fact, a sideshow. We all know the score. We know this is end-state rot. We know that this little sideshow is indicative of far worse, because it doesn't get this far unless everything is already subverted. We know that everyone lies and hates us. A symbol is all it takes to have something to rally 'round.

Most people probably wouldn't or couldn't articulate it that way, but it's my best explanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (O4oKn)

249 Butt Like ain't never coming back - that Clydesdale left the barn - Ant-Trouser Busch screwed the pooch already.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2023 03:00 PM (+Cgut)

250 Do you remember the Payola scandals in music promotion? Because I remember the Payola scandals in music promotions.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM


You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (a3Q+t)

251 The GARM thing is a horrible sounding setup, its basically the world's biggest companies leaning on everyone they advertise with -- or might advertise with -- to obey their crazed hard left agenda.

But advertising is kind of a dying thing I believe. They're struggling to find successful and lucrative outlets to advertise on because everyone just skips them or blocks them. So I question how dangerous and effective this really is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (0hOvj)

252 Budweiser claims to be "a beer rooted in the heart of America." But in 2008, the Belgian company InBev bought AB for $52 billion


Because if only Anhueser Busch were still in American ownership, surely they wouldn't be pushing the WEF agenda.

yeah, go with that

so much dimness remains in the Daily Wire cons

Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (786Ro)

253 237 Why do gays see transgenders as allies?
---------------
Cuz the lesbians tell them to.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (HTCOy)

254 Haven't heard much from her fat, boobed daughter lately.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM (DcKNO)

---

I really meant to put my comma after boobed.

Cocked that up really well.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (DcKNO)

255 Besides the sodomites, I am always surprised by all the happy and successful black and brown folks I see in the ads.

*****************

I made the mistake of watching FreeVee which still had commercials. In the context of watching a retarded movie where commercials broke jarringly and stupidly, I got to watch an ad for HIV treatment, a gym ad featuring an androgynous roided up female, and a fruit drink featuring a family of blacks, asians and presumably more fags

Bye

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (VTu1l)

256 Europeans are the last people that should be telling people how to live. They tried to kill everyone last century. Twice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (1huWu)

257 Haven't heard much from her fat, boobed daughter lately.
Posted by: Seems Legit.

In mourning.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (UCiQg)

258 Why do gays see transgenders as allies?

Gays by and large don't. But the gay "advocacy" grift organizations are all in on it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (ZGrMX)

259 223 Which, ironically, won't matter because that *is* a tiny slice of a mass market.

It's tiny for Bud/Bud Light. I suspect other A-B products like Stella do better in those venues.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)
______________

Yes and the gay market is bigger than you think. Homos generally have lots of disposable income and the gay bar scene is essential to their lifestyle.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

260 222 I used to drink Negra Modelo, but stopped when Modelo came out with the pro-illegal alien commercials. "You can't see the border from space..."

Now I have given up drinking/buying any AB InBev brands. I'm just one man, but I can do this. And recommend to my friends that they do the same.
Posted by: Bones at May 10, 2023 02:57 PM (MGN0L)

Amen. Used to be a Negra Modelo fan but haven't touched it since those ads came out.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (z0DEK)

261 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

--

Joke's on you!



(too soon?)

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (BNEWw)

262 According to ad agencies in the US , our black population is 80% and the gay population is 30%.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (FO8S3)

263
I almost want to take up drinking again, just so I can get on the bandwagon of boycotting InBev's Sex in a Canoe beer.

SiaC Beer = Fucking close to water

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (n+4am)

264 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?

Because they HAVE to change the name now.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (DcKNO)

265 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson · 5h
REMINDER: BIDEN: “I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings”

Andrew C 1776 ™️ @Sheckyi
📰 🗞️ 😝 📰 🗞️ 😝 📰 🗞️ 😝
BREAKING NEWS: Kentucky Derby winner declines White House invitation
"If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would've come in second!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (Vwz3I)

266 -
Mrs. Cindy McCain owns a large A-B distributorship.
---
I can't stand that hag. Haven't heard much from her fat, boobed daughter lately.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 02:59 PM- -
---------

My brain has merged her and Dr. Jill Biden into the same person. I save space like that.

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (SchQD)

267 I will continue to drink Bud Lite - Neil Cavuto who will suck any WEF dick presented to him

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (N5C4b)

268 I'm uh,, late-uh, uh-for a, uh-for a, a-uh,, v-v-vote

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (vwCZJ)

269 255


I made the mistake of watching FreeVee which still had commercials. In the context of watching a retarded movie where commercials broke jarringly and stupidly, I got to watch an ad for HIV treatment, a gym ad featuring an androgynous roided up female, and a fruit drink featuring a family of blacks, asians and presumably more fags

Bye
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (VTu1l)


But it’s Freeeeeee.l!!

Posted by: tubal at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (PCK5/)

270 >>> 209 One of the few positive things to note is that even in Soviet America wherever there are forums that normal people can post in they relentlessly mock whatever stupid shit the left is doing now.

--

That's what the RESTRICT Act is for.
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 02:56 PM (BNEWw)

This.

Let me know when - *if* - a "red" state governor tells the feralgov to fck off when it tries to enforce this flamingly unConstituional act.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (llON8)

271 Do you remember the Payola scandals in music promotion? Because I remember the Payola scandals in music promotions.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2023 02:55 PM

You're not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2023 03:01 PM (a3Q+t)
-----------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0WDr0fJV2I

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (2hlEI)

272 The axing of MTV News comes after being on the air for 36 years. The outlet's coverage focused on music, politics, sex, pop culture, and more (such as woke programming).

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

273 You will kneel before Globohomo.

The God requires His sacrifices.

You will kneel.

Posted by: WEF at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (afcz3)

274 … with both hands holding my
Yuengaling aling

Posted by: kactus at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (azTeW)

275 What we don't know is what percentage of their sales is North American.

A lot of multi-national corps run tranny stuff in America, but if you go to South Africa or China, you get an entirely different marketing gimmick.

I think American sales are down substantially more than 26%, perhaps as much as twice that percentage, but the overall number may be diminished by global sales that have seen the same impact.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (IAwid)

276 Hmmm, I seem to recall from a book series about a band of guys fighting against a totalitarian government. 'Water Sleeps.' They'd graffiti it on buildings and so forth while hiding from the authorities. Something like 'Water Sleeps, but never rests.' Something like that. I cannot remember the full context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



I heard that in Bruce Lee's voice!

Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (786Ro)

277 Heath Ledger hated the cowboy movie.

"Them queer fellers weren't no cowboys, they were sheepherders *spit*"
--Cowboy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (0hOvj)

278 I've got bigger tits on my back.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

279 ====Why do gays see transgenders as allies?====

Most don't. The lesbians hate men cosplaying as lesbians and insisting that authentic lesbians owe them sex. Gay dude resent the invasion of trannies onto hookup apps. And a lot of them aren't crazy about the whole "Children are sexual beings" thing the Qs are pushing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (Iyw7s)

280 Yes and the gay market is bigger than you think. Homos generally have lots of disposable income and the gay bar scene is essential to their lifestyle.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Sure, but there aren't that many of them. I'll bet losing the gay market and the gay bars wouldn't move AB's sales by much - certainly much less than this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (O4oKn)

281 Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA): "Those folks coming across the border are the ones who are helping to put food on our table. Without them, we are not able to eat... We would have nobody taking care of the construction of our homes, nobody cleaning up in the hospitals."

***

Someone just try to convince me that Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank Johnson don't share a brain.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (wb1YC)

282 to advertise on because everyone just skips them or blocks them. So I question how dangerous and effective this really is

*******************

They get skipped because they're inorganic, inauthentic, irrelevant, and always push a social bullshit agenda

In other words you can tell marketing is mostly run by women

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (VTu1l)

283 279 ====Why do gays see transgenders as allies?====

Most don't. The lesbians hate men cosplaying as lesbians and insisting that authentic lesbians owe them sex. Gay dude resent the invasion of trannies onto hookup apps. And a lot of them aren't crazy about the whole "Children are sexual beings" thing the Qs are pushing.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (Iyw7s)

========

They got off the train and expected the train to go no further despite the obvious track ahead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

284 Because I remember the Payola scandals in music promotions.

If you think they stopped, I gotta bridge to sell you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)

285 Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
38m

Woah this is insane. In Loudon County, VA a bunch of leftists associated to many elected Democrats had a secret group where they plotted revenge against parents who spoke up at school board meetings. It included threats of shooting parents and evil attempts to get parents fired!

A real estate agent helped this group get the addresses of parents. Sounds a lot like a Democrat domestic terror cell to me. Where are the feds to raid and arrest them?
Vid-

https://tinyurl.com/mryh8df5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

286 If this were a left-leaning issue it would be a National Conversation about why this response has occurred.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (z/ifB)

287 >All the highest content beers I used to enjoy occasionally are no longer available.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (jvJvP)

How about Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (BGlWj)

288 Yes and the gay market is bigger than you think. Homos generally have lots of disposable income and the gay bar scene is essential to their lifestyle.

Correct. That was the bait that got corporate America on board with gays. Donald Trump was a pioneer in recognizing that gays had a lot of money they could be giving to him, all the way back in the 80s.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (ZGrMX)

289 BREAKING NEWS: Kentucky Derby winner declines White House invitation
"If I wanted to see a horse's ass, I would've come in second!"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (Vwz3I)

Please tell me this is true...if so, 'legend' status.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (+Cgut)

290 This blonde in short shorts is at a sporting event, but passed on the Bud Light even though she feels a bit bad the Bud Light man is suffering because Tranheuser-Busch are a bunch of assholes:
https://is.gd/10cL5M

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (O4oKn)

291 It's my belief all boycotts should be personal and not depend on the success of the boycott.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 03:05 PM (FO8S3)

292 >>I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?


Pud Light

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Real men drink Blatz

Posted by: Manly Von Lager at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (VsUo2)

294 The Daily Daddario wants to punish the AB marketing executives by having them smell her armpits:

https://tinyurl.com/329f4mmp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

295 I think it's a HUGE mistake for the media outlets, independent journalists and anyone writing about the Mulvaney or any other 'trans' person and giving in by calling them the WRONG pronoun.

HIS name is Dylan. He was born a male. All the makeup and fake tits in the world is NEVER going to make him a woman.

Same with ALL THE REST of them. They are what GOD MADE THEM.

Anything else is a mental defect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

296 Yesterday we had Bud Cummins.
Today it's Bump Williams.

Who's it gonna be tomorrow??
Buzz Killan?
Dick Gazinya?

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (0dJLW)

297 Robby Starbuck done caught 'em red handed in their hypocrisy. Now they will finally see the error of their ways and stop being evil

Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (786Ro)

298 Budweiser claims to be "a beer rooted in the heart of America." But in 2008, the Belgian company InBev bought AB for $52 billion, putting "a fixture of American culture into a European rival's hands," per the NY Times. Now it's beholden to elites at the WEF, UN, and EU.

--------

We're now getting Michael Berry on the radio out of Houston, and he interviewed a former VP in charge of U.S. Sales & Marketing (can't recall his name -- and he'd apparently just written an op-ed for some paper like the Wall Street Journal).

Dude resigned last year after being disgusted by the #Wokeness. He noted that they also relocated their marketing from St. Louis and Atlanta to NYC, which is when the madness began, natch.

Posted by: ShainS at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (tnKaP)

299 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?

Because they HAVE to change the name now.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (DcKNO)
++++
Nah. It will still be Bud Light. Just a much-reduced Bud Light, another brand that went from being on top to being an also-ran, all courtesy of gross malmanagement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (O4oKn)

300 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?



ATM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

301 I just saw an article about Feinstein mulling over WHEN she's going back to the Senate.

What the hell? Will this demon never go down?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (DcKNO)

302 >>> 285 Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
38m

Woah this is insane. In Loudon County, VA a bunch of leftists associated to many elected Democrats had a secret group where they plotted revenge against parents who spoke up at school board meetings. It included threats of shooting parents and evil attempts to get parents fired!

A real estate agent helped this group get the addresses of parents. Sounds a lot like a Democrat domestic terror cell to me. Where are the feds to raid and arrest them?
Vid-

https://tinyurl.com/mryh8df5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

If anything the Eff.Bee.EYE would have helped them collect information.

So, who in Loudoun County knows the names of these filth? eg has the real estate agent been fired from its job?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (llON8)

303
The real crisis in beer is that hazy, grapefruit tangerine flavored brews are seemingly a big item now.

Seriously, Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA (9% abv) in a 1 pint can for $2.49 is the Valu-rite of brews.

Posted by: Auspex at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (j4U/Z)

304
Sheeesh, I just looked up Gate's age and he's 67. You'd think with all that money he could get a chef, a personal trainer and some good skincare/work done. Instead, he looks like a lesbian.


At least go to a barber who doesn't use a bowl to sculpt your hair. Fucker's been sporting that fake IT-nerd, Dumb and Dumber hairstyle for decades.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (n+4am)

305 Let this boycott finally take us from, "Get woke, go broke," to "Get woke, go fuck yourself."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

306 ====Why do gays see transgenders as allies?====

-
Most don't.

--

It's why they're protesting them so vehemently and rejecting everything that they are pushing for.

Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's not happening.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (BNEWw)

307 Newly found scene from Blue Velvet:

Frank Booth: Ok, kid, what'll you have to drink?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I'll have a Bud Light.
Frank Booth: Bud Light? F@*% that $*!#. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (/iWhV)

308 Woah this is insane. In Loudon County, VA a bunch of leftists associated to many elected Democrats had a secret group where they plotted revenge against parents who spoke up at school board meetings. It included threats of shooting parents and evil attempts to get parents fired!

A real estate agent helped this group get the addresses of parents. Sounds a lot like a Democrat domestic terror cell to me. Where are the feds to raid and arrest them?
Vid-

***

When the Great Unpleasantness finally gets here, these kept pets in Northern Virginia who learned how to make a fist six months ago in a self-defense class at a community center are going to turn out well. And by well, I mean being used as sandbags in the first 72 hours.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (wb1YC)

309 Up yours, Blatz-Man! The male of the species drinks Genesee Cream Ale in 16oz. long-necks.

Posted by: Mr. Smooth at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (VsUo2)

310 Let this boycott finally take us from, "Get woke, go broke," to "Get woke, go fuck yourself."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Gets my vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (O4oKn)

311 Bud Light -

the beer you drink when no one is around and you're already too drunk to drive and looked in the fridge and found two cans in the back behind that expired milk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (6VKyY)

312 Because I remember the Payola scandals in music promotions.

If you think they stopped, I gotta bridge to sell you
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)



"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PAY FOR PLAY!!!!"

- - - - Every Radio Station in America

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

313 So the WH has issued new credentialing rules for WH journalists and they are amazing in scope. Too detailed to list here but the full run down is available at Red State. I remember when Jim Acosta was supported by all the media after he was barred for refusing to leave the mic and then the union filed a lawsuit to reinstate him. Lets see if the same fight against the Biden administration occurs over these new rules.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (V2nO9)

314 @290 How does a beautiful gal like that go out in public without a thousand horndogs getting all over her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (RqMSv)

315 300 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?


ATM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

Automatic Teller Machine?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (6VKyY)

316 "They're real and not that spectacular."

======

Mulvaney is that you?

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (i7Q7S)

317 "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PAY FOR PLAY!!!!"

- - - - Every Radio Station in America
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (IXZGh)


Clap for me, y'all. I'll rate your record high.

Posted by: Wolfman Jack at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (PiwSw)

318 How does a beautiful gal like that go out in public without a thousand horndogs getting all over her.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (RqMSv)
++++
They probably do. She probably takes it in stride, since she's not type to write thinkpieces about the horrors of cat-calling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (O4oKn)

319 Real men drink Blatz whiskey
Posted by: Manly Von Lager at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (VsUo2)


Corrected

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (0dJLW)

320 Woah this is insane. In Loudon County, VA a bunch of leftists associated to many elected Democrats had a secret group where they plotted revenge against parents who spoke up at school board meetings. It included threats of shooting parents and evil attempts to get parents fired!

A real estate agent helped this group get the addresses of parents. Sounds a lot like a Democrat domestic terror cell to me. Where are the feds to raid and arrest them?
Vid-

https://tinyurl.com/mryh8df5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

Could be a VA state hate crime - hope Miyares takes a look...
https://virginiarules.org/ varules_topics/crimes- against-persons/

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (exHjb)

321 315 300 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?


ATM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

Automatic Teller Machine?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (6VKyY)

Alcohol Tobacco and Mescaline?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (/iWhV)

322 280 Yes and the gay market is bigger than you think. Homos generally have lots of disposable income and the gay bar scene is essential to their lifestyle.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Sure, but there aren't that many of them. I'll bet losing the gay market and the gay bars wouldn't move AB's sales by much - certainly much less than this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (O4oKn)
______________

I dunno, dude. There are millions of gays in the country and they probably spend more per-capita in bars than straights do. Is that a huge market? No. But it's significant enough to move the needle. That's why BL has been secretly catering to the gay and lesbian community for decades. Google Bud's gay ads, if you dare.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

323 Genesee?!?! Step aside, panty-waist. Let the Heileman's Old Style men belly up to the bar.

Posted by: Crisp Rich Freshness at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (VsUo2)

324 At what price point does Elon buy back Budweiser?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (z/ifB)

325 283 279 ====Why do gays see transgenders as allies?====

Most don't. The lesbians hate men cosplaying as lesbians and insisting that authentic lesbians owe them sex. Gay dude resent the invasion of trannies onto hookup apps. And a lot of them aren't crazy about the whole "Children are sexual beings" thing the Qs are pushing.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 10, 2023 03:03 PM (Iyw7s)

========

They got off the train and expected the train to go no further despite the obvious track ahead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, but they started it with this 'privacy of our bedroom' stuff.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Uv0D2)

326
Automatic Teller Machine?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (6VKyY)



Uh......in a previous life, sure.

Also Asynchrronous Transfer Mode.

However, in the case of Bud Light, it's Ass To Mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (IXZGh)

327 zerohedge @zerohedge · 3h
Progressive Staffer Carrying Gun Illegally Shot And Killed By Fellow Campaigner In Philadelphia

zerohedge.com
The man who was killed was working for One PA, who according to NBC, has endorsed Philadelphia mayoral candidate Helen Gym.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Vwz3I)

328 Dylan’s tranny name should be Mulva. It sounds like a part of female anatomy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (1huWu)

329 I will continue to drink Bud Lite and use Maybelline products - Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (N5C4b)

330 I dunno, dude. There are millions of gays in the country and they probably spend more per-capita in bars than straights do. Is that a huge market? No. But it's significant enough to move the needle. That's why BL has been secretly catering to the gay and lesbian community for decades. Google Bud's gay ads, if you dare.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Gays tend to go out a lot and have a lot of disposable income (comparatively) but there are still not many of them. It's a market you might as well go after if you can, but if you have to *choose* between that market and the larger market, it's a no-brainer (if you're in the mass market, anyway - if you're in a niche market then it could well be different).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (O4oKn)

331 It's why they're protesting them so vehemently and rejecting everything that they are pushing for.

Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's not happening.


Same thing as all the conservative protests that aren't happening. People have jobs, and the ones that are doing something are suppressed hardcore by the media.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)

332 >>> 295 I think it's a HUGE mistake for the media outlets, independent journalists and anyone writing about the Mulvaney or any other 'trans' person and giving in by calling them the WRONG pronoun.

HIS name is Dylan. He was born a male. All the makeup and fake tits in the world is NEVER going to make him a woman.

Same with ALL THE REST of them. They are what GOD MADE THEM.

Anything else is a mental defect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

There is a speech on this very topic from the Lt Gov of NC, I guess several months ago or more, which Ann B had shared on her site. Wonder if ewetub has scrubbed it yet to protect commie fee-fees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (llON8)

333 It's like 4 chan is in control of reality.

Seriously, things have just gotten downright bizarre lately.

Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (wsHtO)

334 Let this boycott finally take us from, "Get woke, go broke," to "Get woke, go fuck yourself."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

The lefty corporate world is now all like "Yeah, I got woke, yeah, I went broke...so that's twice I don't care."

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (+Cgut)

335 They're hoping this will all blow over.

In the meantime, they will close their eyes, take it in the ass and think of Garrett.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (nnp+f)

336 Queer Beer, with a picture of Liberace on the label, crying all the way to the bank.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (lz5hY)

337 ok, who wants to tell me which brands of vodka to avoid now? anyone?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (B1FKF)

338 327 zerohedge @zerohedge · 3h
Progressive Staffer Carrying Gun Illegally Shot And Killed By Fellow Campaigner In Philadelphia

zerohedge.com
The man who was killed was working for One PA, who according to NBC, has endorsed Philadelphia mayoral candidate Helen Gym.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Vwz3I)

Obviously an accident and no reasonable prosecutor would go after this dood for killing another prog.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

339 Progressive Staffer Carrying Gun Illegally Shot And Killed By Fellow Campaigner In Philadelphia

zerohedge.com
The man who was killed was working for One PA, who according to NBC, has endorsed Philadelphia mayoral candidate Helen Gym.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (Vwz3I)

Just terrible. Terrible.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (z/ifB)

340 Mayorkas’ “Nation of Immigrants” claim refers to the Cold War lobbyist narrative that the United States is a homeland for migrants, not for Americans. The narrative was created by Democratic-linked advocacy groups and business interests, despite enduring Americans’ primary concerns for their fellow citizens.

The narrative has no basis in law and had little in 20th-century history. Moreover, many polls show that pluralities and majorities of diverse Americans want to welcome fewer migrants.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

341 I wonder what the new name of Bud Light will be?
.......

Butt Buddy Light

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

342 However, in the case of Bud Light, it's Ass To Mouth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:11 PM (IXZGh


Who eats Donkey? That's gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (6VKyY)

343 However, in the case of Bud Light, it's Ass To Mouth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Rebrand to Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:13 PM (N5C4b)

344 In my area the Hispanic community used to drink mostly Bud Light, I wonder how that is going ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

345 303
The real crisis in beer is that hazy, grapefruit tangerine flavored brews are seemingly a big item now.

there was a citrus beer years ago...Cima? I recall it was kind of cloudy and terrible. I think Miller bought it. Anybody else remember it?

Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)

346 Sure, but there aren't that many of them. I'll bet losing the gay market and the gay bars wouldn't move AB's sales by much - certainly much less than this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

--

I'm fairly certain the black population supports most sportswear brands.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (BNEWw)

347 " It included threats of shooting parents and evil attempts to get parents fired!

A real estate agent helped this group get the addresses of parents."

Find out who they are, and notify their employers that certain of their employees are conspiring to commit murder.

Send the information to the police that these people are conspiring to commit murder.

Send information to the city council that these people are conspiring to commit murder.

Take out a bill board with their names and faces that these people are conspiring to commit murder.

See how long they last in that town then.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (ou9hh)

348 You ordered a Bud Light, you little queer? Drink a real beer. Like Schlitz. Don't make me come over there and beat the fucking gay out of you.

Posted by: Schlitz Guy at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (fcG4+)

349 I saw a video where an older lesbian apologized for the tranny/grooming stuff and said she would have never fought for "gay rights" if she knew where it would end up.

I suspect there are a fair number of people like her...but if you take a stand you'll be destroyed so few are willing to.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (lc5cP)

350 Yes and the gay market is bigger than you think. Homos generally have lots of disposable income and the gay bar scene is essential to their lifestyle.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

Never figured homos drank a lot of beer.

Posted by: Roland HTG at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (j40lz)

351 I bet Ace drank a lot of Zima in his day

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (6VKyY)

352 It's like 4 chan is in control of reality.

Seriously, things have just gotten downright bizarre lately.
Posted by: pawn at May 10, 2023 03:12 PM (wsHtO)
++++
I have started giving much more credence to the "when they fired up the Large Hadron Collider and it blew up - or when they fired it up a few years later and it worked - it thrust into a parallel dimension where everything is insane" theory.

First attempt (failure): 2008
Later attempts: 2010-2013

The timing fits...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)

353 there was a citrus beer years ago...Cima? I recall it was kind of cloudy and terrible. I think Miller bought it. Anybody else remember it?
Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)


If anyone cops to that, I got news for them.

Posted by: Ice-T at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

354 The number of YouTube, TikTok and Twitter videos and memes of people drinking Bud and turning rainbow is phenomenal, and a major problem for Bud in their hopeless quest to staunch the hemorrhaging.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

355 It's why they're protesting them so vehemently and rejecting everything that they are pushing for.

Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's not happening.

Same thing as all the conservative protests that aren't happening. People have jobs, and the ones that are doing something are suppressed hardcore by the media.

Posted by: Ian S

--

It's like Muslims. They don't want to be the ones seen grooming the kids, but they know it's how they have to reproduce.

Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (BNEWw)

356 The real estate agent should be put out of business.

If a Republican did that, their license would be revoked by tomorrow.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (i7Q7S)

357 I figure the majority of "transgenders" are pedophiles when given the chance.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (pohLc)

358 Woman, 106, drinks a Yuengling a day, gets special delivery

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

359 348 You ordered a Bud Light, you little queer? Drink a real beer. Like Schlitz. Don't make me come over there and beat the fucking gay out of you.
----------------
In HS there were two beers - Bud and Schlitz. I was a Schlitz guy. Bud tasted like foam.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (HTCOy)

360 *mayorkas*
*covers mouth* Oops, knew I shouldn't have had chili for lunch.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

361 Had they pulled this stunt with Michelob Ultra, no one would have cared.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (9UlRk)

362
there was a citrus beer years ago...Cima? I recall it was kind of cloudy and terrible. I think Miller bought it. Anybody else remember it?
Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)



Miller Brewing did Zima, which was beer that was filtered so much, it had no color or flavor. They added some lemon/lime flavor to it and made it taste slightly like 7-Up or Sprite, but not really. It wasn't cloudy, but you could put it in a styrofoam cup early on and drink it all day at work and no one was the wiser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (IXZGh)

363 349 I saw a video where an older lesbian apologized for the tranny/grooming stuff and said she would have never fought for "gay rights" if she knew where it would end up.

I suspect there are a fair number of people like her...but if you take a stand you'll be destroyed so few are willing to.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (lc5cP)

======

It's a good thing they can vote in secret against the political party that's in complete thrall to the lobby advancing perversion. Maybe even going third party with someone like the Green Party, just to gum up the works. Thankfully, they can rest easy on the idea that we have the most secure elections in the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

364 354 The number of YouTube, TikTok and Twitter videos and memes of people drinking Bud and turning rainbow is phenomenal, and a major problem for Bud in their hopeless quest to staunch the hemorrhaging.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

-----

I've seen a number of hilarious spoofs on drinking Bud Light.

Keep it up, good people!

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (DcKNO)

365 Watching the Yankees play the A's (a triple A team). Anthony Volpe the Yanks rookie ss hit a grand slam to dead center. For a relatively small guy he's got some pop

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (eFaiq)

366 After a tough day in the coke plant at Republic Steel, a guy wants a shot of Guckenheimer and an ice cold Duquesne. Barmaid, a Guke and a Duke. And two Slim Jims.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (lz5hY)

367 Stop with the piss-lagers! A real man's brewski is Köstritzer Schwarzbier.

Posted by: Settle the Argument at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (VsUo2)

368 The culture is so degraded now that it is essentially Balkanized like everything else in this loose conglomeration we called the United States. It’s Beyond all the King’s Horses and all the King’s Men putting it all together again…. which was their purpose all along.

Posted by: tubal at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

369 The legal travials of Santos and Trump lead the home page of The New York TImes. Nothing about Biden family corruption.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM (RqMSv)

370 The CEO saying it was a one-off thing is so laughably stupid.

Brands go to the ends of the Earth to protect their brand. Don't believe me? Try taking the Bud Light logo and altering it slightly to fit something you may be doing for personal business usage.

Watch how fast you get a cease and desist should they find out.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

371 Google Bud's gay ads, if you dare.

It's a beer!

It's anal lube!

It's a beer!

It's anal lube!

It's both!!!

Posted by: Bud Gay at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (2nzXe)

372 Best possible outcome is ABI declaring insolvency.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (pohLc)

373 Woman, 106, drinks a Yuengling a day, gets special delivery
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (RHGPo)



Not, how you say....THAT special delivery.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

374 Fucker's been sporting that fake IT-nerd, Dumb and Dumber hairstyle for decades.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2023 03:07 PM (n+4am)

Concur...He's a pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (MZjWj)

375 I wish someone would do another interview with that stupid bint who launched the Mulvany/Bud light campaign.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:17 PM (DcKNO)

376 How is this GARM not a cartel?

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (GXBIW)

377 an old commercial for a brand of beer i never heard of;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iULBpt6Rvlw

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (B1FKF)

378 The LT Governor of NC-Mark Robinson-who seems to be a conservative is running as a candidate for Governor. I hope he wins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (Keyt1)

379 re 376: it's not a cartel if the governments approve if it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (B1FKF)

380 I have started giving much more credence to the "when they fired up the Large Hadron Collider and it blew up - or when they fired it up a few years later and it worked - it thrust into a parallel dimension where everything is insane" theory.

We're in The Matrix. The shelves are just realistic enough to keep Ace off balance.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (ZGrMX)

381 >>> 376 How is this GARM not a cartel?
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (GXBIW)

How are all the mega-corps supporting this BS not monopolies under long-standing US law? Besides their contributions to dim and gope campaign funds?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (llON8)

382 *Anybody else remember it?*

We remember it.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (SpCjQ)

383 How is this GARM not a cartel?
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at May 10, 2023 03:18 PM (GXBIW)
++++
It clearly is one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (O4oKn)

384 Do you guys remember Tequiza? Tequila Beer hybrid from the 80's?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (OgrpQ)

385 Russian or Imperial stouts are high-alcohol too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

386 re 369: well it's really not news.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM (B1FKF)

387 Kronenbourg, drink of the French Foreign Legion. Always taken warm because there's no fucking ice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (lz5hY)

388 But yeah Bud is in a bad place here. Their parent company forces them to take one position, and their customers the opposite. They don't want to anger the crazed left and get canceled, and honestly the A-B board is probably woke and stupid.

So they cannot do what they should have "oops sorry, we fired everyone involved" and don't want to, but they don't want to lose so much money either, but they don't want to do what they should.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)

389 I mean this tranny deal wasn't a big push... seems like we had conservative influencers pushing what was relatively a small marketing spend.

I applaud this.

The left does this every day to the point that they run everything. We need to make them fear us.
I don't mind blowing this out of proportion to send that message.

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (53oGX)

390 We're definitely not in the Matrix. There is no hot blonde in a red dress and I don't own any cool leather outfits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (6VKyY)

391 Gotta say few things recently have brought me as much joy as the AB/InBev debacle. Crash and burn, mo-fos.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (RG6z4)

392 There are millions of gays in the country and they probably spend more per-capita in bars than straights do. Is that a huge market?


I don't know the percentage of drinkers among homos versus straights inside their entire population groups.

But I can tell you this, two construction workers after work will drink more beer than a table full of 8 fags.

Four motivated middle aged golfers will drink more beer than an entire bar full of queers.

This isn't hyperbole. Next time you see a beer delivery guy, ask him what his biggest account in town is. It won't be the gay bar.

Queers are usually pretty slim fellas, either from AIDS, gastrointestinal problems or because they are fashion queens. They don't slurp down Bud Light by the bucket.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (IAwid)

393 Red Stripe. Hooray, beer!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (DRSnL)

394 How does a beautiful gal like that go out in public without a thousand horndogs getting all over her.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (RqMSv)

I see that you've never sat in the student section at a September college football game.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

395 353 there was a citrus beer years ago...Cima? I recall it was kind of cloudy and terrible. I think Miller bought it. Anybody else remember it?
Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)

If anyone cops to that, I got news for them.
Posted by: Ice-T at May 10, 2023 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

Oh, what was that grapefruit beer/thing? H something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

396 How does a beautiful gal like that go out in public without a thousand horndogs getting all over her.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Because this isn't a Muslim nation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (UCiQg)

397 363 349 I saw a video where an older lesbian apologized for the tranny/grooming stuff and said she would have never fought for "gay rights" if she knew where it would end up.

I suspect there are a fair number of people like her...but if you take a stand you'll be destroyed so few are willing to.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (lc5cP)


Are there any non-deranged trannys out there?

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (eGTCV)

398 Best possible outcome is ABI declaring insolvency.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


IN Bev is a Belgian multi-national so they're probably protected as a national champion in the EU. At worst, they'll cut bait and sell it to some other conglomerate. Or, heck, encourage a management buyout in the US - that would be the smart play.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (jzzG8)

399 For a relatively small guy he's got some pop

These days anybody can have power. Every pitcher is trying to burn the ball down the plate at 180 miles an hour, all you need is solid contact and you can put it over the fence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (0hOvj)

400 I remember Hamm's beer. They used a bear logo.

Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (DB6tu)

401 So they cannot do what they should have "oops sorry, we fired everyone involved" and don't want to, but they don't want to lose so much money either, but they don't want to do what they should.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
++++
They want to go harder. This is a balance of terror. Right now, Tranheuser-Busch - and the rest of the big corporations - are much, much more afraid of Woke Capital than they are of their customers. Until that changes and the balance of terror shifts in favor of the customer, their behavior will remain unchanged.

It's why this particular boycott - its severity, its longevity, its escalation - excites me so much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (O4oKn)

402 394 How does a beautiful gal like that go out in public without a thousand horndogs getting all over her.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:09 PM (RqMSv)

I see that you've never sat in the student section at a September college football game.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

Because this isn't a Muslim nation.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (UCiQg)

Lot of Muslim college football fans, I see.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

403 Have sales of Maybelline gone down too since Dylan Mulvaney is also the spokesman for that brand as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (Keyt1)

404 in a german summer, furstenburg on tap aint bad

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (us2H3)

405 re 362: i'm pretty sure if you look closely at the label on 'smirnoff's ice' you'll see fine print that says 'flavored beer'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (B1FKF)

406 293 Real men drink Blatz
Posted by: Manly Von Lager



Do they still make Blatz? I recall commercials for Blatz in the 70s, even in West Pennsytucky. They were low key for a beer commercial. I recall one that looked like it was shot in a bowling alley with real beer drinkers (not thin).

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

407 401 They want to go harder. This is a balance of terror. Right now, Tranheuser-Busch - and the rest of the big corporations - are much, much more afraid of Woke Capital than they are of their customers. Until that changes and the balance of terror shifts in favor of the customer, their behavior will remain unchanged.

It's why this particular boycott - its severity, its longevity, its escalation - excites me so much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (O4oKn)

========

"Our stock is our business. Our business is not our business."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

408 Little convenience store on the corner, that stays open on beer and lottery tickets, has a massive Bud Light sign that runs the length of the store on the back wall. Brand new.

Posted by: Javems at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (5oxb5)

409 Red Stripe is good, Jamaican beer. I used to swill mass quantities wit me Dad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (pohLc)

410 400 Olympia. Love by the lake. Fucking near water.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (lz5hY)

411 sorry, futstenberg

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (us2H3)

412 Have sales of Maybelline gone down too since Dylan Mulvaney is also the spokesman for that brand as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:22 PM (Keyt1)
++++
I dunno, but I sure hope so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (O4oKn)

413 Duff mmmm.

Posted by: Homer at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

414 293 Real men drink Blatz
Posted by: Manly Von Lager

Grain Belt

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (OgrpQ)

415 Elsinore for the win!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (xPJvm)

416 Have sales of Maybelline gone down too since Dylan Mulvaney is also the spokesman for that brand as well?

I don't know if women are following through on the Mulvaney stuff as much or not. They should but women are much less likely to take a stand and respond like that because brand loyalty is a strong thing and taking chances or changing things is not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (0hOvj)

417 Isn't Mulvaney also a spokesman for a line of feminine hygiene products?

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

418 So they cannot do what they should have "oops sorry, we fired everyone involved" and don't want to, but they don't want to lose so much money either, but they don't want to do what they should.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)

This is not a repairable problem for Bud Light, just like Fox News post-Tucker is not repairable. Both of those brands will now die, or at best continue in a much diminished capacity. The problem for both brands is that their customers found it very easy to replace them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (i9ffA)

419 you fucked up you trusted us

Posted by: Tranny Culture at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (BRHaw)

420 Screw Bud, hope Trannies are boycotting too

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (xhxe8)

421 "The LT Governor of NC-Mark Robinson-who seems to be a conservative is running as a candidate for Governor. I hope he wins."

=====
He gave a fantastic speech attacking the trannies.

Said "I'm right here, come get me"

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (i7Q7S)

422 Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:21 PM (eGTCV)

Well, I would expect the tennis player who " transitioned" years isn't a fan of mutilating kids, and Bruce Jenner seems to be opposed to that as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)

423 417 Isn't Mulvaney also a spokesman for a line of feminine hygiene products?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

Playtex PeeNee Pads

Posted by: Tranny Culture at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (BRHaw)

424 384 Do you guys remember Tequiza? Tequila Beer hybrid from the 80's?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2023 03:19 PM

We drank Desparados in Kosovo quite a bit, which is a beer with tequila flavoring? I don't like beer, love tequila, and found it overall pretty tasty.
https://tinyurl.com/cwcsa6pc

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

425 417 Isn't Mulvaney also a spokesman for a line of feminine hygiene products?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

Manpons

Posted by: Tranny Culture at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (BRHaw)

426 369 The legal travials of Santos and Trump lead the home page of The New York TImes. Nothing about Biden family corruption.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2023 03:16 PM
Control of the media is essential to the state, Mein Herr.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (Uv0D2)

427 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (BRHaw)

428
Europeans are the last people that should be telling people how to live. They tried to kill everyone last century. Twice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Least of all, the fucking Belgians. Ask the Congolese.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (n+4am)

429
Well, I would expect the tennis player who " transitioned" years isn't a fan of mutilating kids, and Bruce Jenner seems to be opposed to that as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)

Renee Richards? And I think you're right about Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (eGTCV)

430 I'm having a Stoli right now

would be pissed if it was a beer

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (us2H3)

431 420 Screw Bud, hope Trannies are boycotting too
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (xhxe

https://tinyurl.com/4etaebbf

TADA done

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (BRHaw)

432 400 Olympia. Love by the lake. Fucking near water.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:23 PM (lz5hY)

Then there is the Olympia/Hamms love child - Buckhorn. Canned what they mop off the brewery floor

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (OgrpQ)

433 From the Land of Sky Blue Waters...

Posted by: MkY at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (QPMka)

434 Thanks, NL. I couldn't recall the name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:26 PM (Keyt1)

435 428
Europeans are the last people that should be telling people how to live. They tried to kill everyone last century. Twice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Least of all, the fucking Belgians. Ask the Congolese.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2023 03:25 PM (n+4am)

Is there still a Leopoldville?

Posted by: tubal at May 10, 2023 03:27 PM (PCK5/)

436 Blatz was a drink of choice in NE Ohio if you were close to a PA beer distributor. 16 OZ long necks in returnable bottles and returnable case. Deposit was nearly as much as the beer. Plus running alcohol across state lines is something real men do, like watch Thunder Road with Robert Mitchum.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:27 PM (lz5hY)

437 I recently purchased a pack of PBR, and was very pleasantly surprised by how good it was. Yeah, not just tolerable, good! Would be curious to know a light beer drinker's opinion might be..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2023 03:27 PM (88IMd)

438 But yeah Bud is in a bad place here. Their parent company forces them to take one position, and their customers the opposite. They don't want to anger the crazed left and get canceled, and honestly the A-B board is probably woke and stupid.

So they cannot do what they should have "oops sorry, we fired everyone involved" and don't want to, but they don't want to lose so much money either, but they don't want to do what they should.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)


It would have to be MORE than just "oops sorry, we fired everyone involved". It would have to be followed by "and we promise to NEVER again embrace anything at all resembling wokery".

A - That won't happen.
B - Nobody would believe them anyway.

Posted by: Doof at May 10, 2023 03:27 PM (0dJLW)

439 Let's see a few links to Bud mockery videos. I just saw this one for the first time...it has a twist ending!
https://youtu.be/zmptF_0Ng1A

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

440 Bruce Jenner seems to be opposed to that as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)


word on the street is that getting rear ended by Bruce is a killer

Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)

441 400 I remember Hamm's beer. They used a bear logo.
Posted by: DanMan
___________

Born in the land of sky blue waters.

The beer refreshing.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (gf7Ez)

442 Unrelated. We have the new best neighbors. Moved in across the street during scamdemic. "No New Lockdown" sign in the yard. They homeschool. Dude was in grade school when his countrymen killed their dictator. In Canada, with children in tow, they were arguing with store managers about masks.

They've made me a better man. And I've been an amazing neighbor and friend. Horde worthy. Trust me, despite drinking for the last several days, I've been an incredibly good man. Horde worthy.

Anyways Dude comes over on some Saturdays and we watch tv. "Sherlock" was good. And he wanted to watch the new "Star Trek" movies which we did. I haven't seen much sci-fi since everything became super woke.

Except for "Gabby Duran and the Unsittables" on Disney channel. I know. Disney is evil. But it was a cool show. Teenage girl babysat aliens. No gays. No obligatory black costar. They had a great take on shape-shifters and telepaths. The star, Kylie Cantrall is a great actress, 17 now....amazing singer, beautiful girl. It made me like sci-fi again.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (jvJvP)

443 403 Have sales of Maybelline gone down too since Dylan Mulvaney is also the spokesman for that brand as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Hard to tell, they are a privately held company. When you start seeing two fer one sales start, you know they're in dire trouble.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (N5C4b)

444 The beer refreshing.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 10, 2023 03:28 PM (gf7Ez)


That sentence always bugged me. Why isn't it the refreshing beer?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

445 417 Isn't Mulvaney also a spokesman for a line of feminine hygiene products?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

These products have no choice. It's just so damn hard to find women who are willing to be paid endorsing things and putting their pics online for people to see.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

446 @399 true but he had a triple yesterday and makes solid contact constantly. Good ballplayer. Yanks win 11-3

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (eFaiq)

447 Europeans are the last people that should be telling people how to live. They tried to kill everyone last century. Twice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Hey you forgot

1803–1815 Napoleonic Wars

1823 French invasion of Spain
1826–1828 Russo-Persian War

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (BRHaw)

448 "Isn't Mulvaney also a spokesman for a line of feminine hygiene products?"

I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or beleivably use the product.

And that this was brought about by some footballer hawking pantyhose.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (ou9hh)

449
Anyways, we watch the "Star Trek" movies. And I find out Dude has NEVER seen classic "Star Trek". So last Saturday was "Balance of Terror" and "Galileo Seven"

I forgot how great "Trek" could be.

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (jvJvP)

450 437 I recently purchased a pack of PBR, and was very pleasantly surprised by how good it was. Yeah, not just tolerable, good! Would be curious to know a light beer drinker's opinion might be..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2023 03:27 PM (88IMd)
_____________

PBR is pretty good. It's very popular at ski resorts among the locals and hipsters. I'm not the biggest fan of lager-style beers, but when I'm away skiing I'll drink PBR and not be disappointed. Pretty cheap too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

451 we really stuck it to em
Posted by: REDACTED at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (us2H3)

A general policy of not buying goods and services from people who want to enslave you is an entirely good thing.

Posted by: troyriser at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (7Cx1V)

452 Raaiiiiiiniiiieeerrr Beeeeeeeeeeeeer
--motorcycle driving by

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (0hOvj)

453 Other companies with related issues/efforts...
I had been shopping for another CC with a lower interest rate, 21 months no interest on balance transfers, lower initial balance transfer charge, higher initial credit amount offering.
Decided today on a BOA offer....it wasn't until the "Disclosure" Terms, read and click page, that I discovered they will not accept any charges/payments related to guns, firearms, accessories, ammunition...or "Certain groups with radical political/social ideologies".
Went ahead and accepted it, because they had already done a hard pull on my credit and that would cause a several point dip, unless also offset with an increased "Available Credit" computation. I'll pay the 3% balance transfer fee, park some debt there at ZERO% for 21 months(net 1.7%) then, zero it back out. NO NEW PURCHASES.

Posted by: birddog at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (uAI4S)

454 TARGET LIST:

https://wfanet.org/about-wfa/our-members/global-brands

Gonna be hard to ditch some of these...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (MkuC5)

455 446 @399 true but he had a triple yesterday and makes solid contact constantly. Good ballplayer. Yanks win 11-3
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (eFaiq)

=========

The A's are so bad, it makes me think ownership is pulling a Major League type stunt to lower the price of moving the team to Las Vegas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

456 These products have no choice. It's just so damn hard to find women who are willing to be paid endorsing things and putting their pics online for people to see.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

Sometimes the best woman for the job is a man!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (BRHaw)

457 Ha ha! It's moments like these when my testicles cry out in solidarity!

Balls! Nuts! Big Balls!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (KVGVf)

458 We're definitely not in the Matrix. There is no hot blonde in a red dress and I don't own any cool leather outfits.

That's because you aren't Keanu.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (ZGrMX)

459 I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or beleivably use the product.

And that this was brought about by some footballer hawking pantyhose.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (ou9hh)


Tell that to Amy Schumer and her Tampax commercials.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)

460 That sentence always bugged me. Why isn't it the refreshing beer?!

Doesn't scan well, the meter of the song needs it worded that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (0hOvj)

461
I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or beleivably use the product.

I seem to remember a tampon commercial featuring a lady skydiver tucking a couple of tampons into a sleeve pocket. Struck me as odd.

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (eGTCV)

462 Part of the problem with undoing the Bud Light fiasco is that it is a male dominated market.

The usual guilt routines of "you're hurting the salesman" don't work, because men are generally like "tough shit".

And if you try to run the "people are getting hurt for buying Bud Light and getting called fags" fake stories, beer drinking dudes just laugh and say "good, they are fags".

There is no easy way out of this for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (IAwid)

463 “GARM" is the World Federation of Advertisers. It's a group formed by some of the world's biggest corporations to, get this, fight "disinformation" and impose censorship.”

This smacks of anti-competitive collusion. Wonder if blacklisted companies can sue under antitrust law.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (1gif2)

464 That sentence always bugged me. Why isn't it the refreshing beer?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)


Explain this I can.

Posted by: Yoda, Jedi Copywriter at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

465 Olde English 800, the deja vu brew. Better coming up than it was going down.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 10, 2023 03:32 PM (pohLc)

466 462 Part of the problem with undoing the Bud Light fiasco is that it is a male dominated market.

The usual guilt routines of "you're hurting the salesman" don't work, because men are generally like "tough shit".

And if you try to run the "people are getting hurt for buying Bud Light and getting called fags" fake stories, beer drinking dudes just laugh and say "good, they are fags".

There is no easy way out of this for them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:31 PM (IAwid)

What if they call them racist, would that work?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2023 03:32 PM (eYoxG)

467 The A's are so bad, it makes me think ownership is pulling a Major League type stunt to lower the price of moving the team to Las Vegas.

I would believe that, but they've been terrible for decades with rare exceptions. Its like the Browns, there's no scheme here. They are just bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (0hOvj)

468 I had my first Bud Light last night. I woke up 4 inches shorter and cried my eyes out when my wife wouldn't let me use her lipstick

When you want to be more than BUDS, BUD LIGHT.

Posted by: YouTube comments at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

469 Not a single question about his corrupt family.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

470 Marine Corps slop chutes, kind of a junior EM club, featured stuff like Schaffer's and Goebel's for a dime a can. You could get pretty staggering for a dollar sixty.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (lz5hY)

471 When's the last time someone bummed a fag?

Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (eGTCV)

472 469 Not a single question about his corrupt family.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

-----

I know you're not really surprised.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (DcKNO)

473 Kirk hails the Romulans and at last communicates directly with his opponent, offering to beam aboard survivors. The Romulan commander tells Kirk that he regrets having met him in combat, that "You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend." He declines Kirk's offer to take off his crew, telling the Captain that it is not the Romulan way to be taken prisoner. The Commander then triggers his ship's self-destruct system.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (BRHaw)

474 Cliff Clavin trivia

Maybelline was named after the founder's sister, who used petroleum jelly and coal dust for eyeliner. Her name of course was Mabel.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (FO8S3)

475 I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or believably use the product.

Eh, that eliminates every cartoon mascot character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (0hOvj)

476 TARGET LIST:

https://wfanet.org/about-wfa/our-members/global-brands

Gonna be hard to ditch some of these...
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (MkuC5)


Plus, you also have to drill down to see what companies those companies own.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

477 "a tampon commercial featuring a lady skydiver tucking a couple of tampons into a sleeve pocket. Struck me as odd."

At least it was a /lady/ skydiver. And a sleeve pocket wouldn't be a terrible place to keep them until needed.

Never having skydived I don't know how long the process takes or what kind of luggage they allow one to carry.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (ou9hh)

478 Anyone know anything about PBR's politics?
Posted by: irright

PBR is the original Fvcking Hipster beer.

Blatz is preferred 3 to 1 over Schlitz in blind taste tests.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2023 03:35 PM (xxUKM)

479 467 The A's are so bad, it makes me think ownership is pulling a Major League type stunt to lower the price of moving the team to Las Vegas.

I would believe that, but they've been terrible for decades with rare exceptions. Its like the Browns, there's no scheme here. They are just bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (0hOvj)

========

I've been following them pretty closely since about 2016. This is the worst they've been, pretty easily. I mean, there were a couple of years in there where they were fighting for second place in the AL West, they even went to a couple of Wild Card games (lost 'em both), but they had climbed out of the basement for a little while.

And then they just crashed real hard last year, and it's even worst this year. Their longest winning streak so far this year? 2 games. They've done it once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

480 When's the last time someone bummed a fag?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (eGTCV)
........

Last week when I made fun of his outfit.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

481 469 Not a single question about his corrupt family.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Just as you never see them ask some the real question.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:35 PM (BRHaw)

482 Gentlemen, dust off your wooing pants...

@ReutersWorld 1h
Finland prime minister divorces husband http://reut.rs/3Bhkgp4

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (jzzG8)

483 I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or believably use the product.

Eh, that eliminates every cartoon mascot character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (0hOvj)
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*sobs*

Posted by: Joe Camel at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (2hlEI)

484 Stephen Green's triumphalism on Insty gets a bit old. What if Ukraine's counter offensive is surprisingly effective?!

This seems so bizarre to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

485 When's the last time someone bummed a fag?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (eGTCV)
........



First time in the UK for business meetings, we had a break and a guy said he was gonna "go out and burn a fag."

I said, WOAH!!! You can do that here?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (IXZGh)

486 What if they call them racist, would that work?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 10, 2023 03:32 PM (eYoxG)



Nope.

Not even "it's literal genocide of Bud Light drinkers!"

"What's genocide?"

"It's where you kill off an entire ethnic group. You are causing them to kill themselves!"

"Good."


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (IAwid)

487 459 I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or beleivably use the product.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:29 PM (ou9hh)

Tell that to Amy Schumer and her Tampax commercials.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM

She's pre-menapausal, and no one's going to impregnate her, so...that seems appropriate. Her advertising successful weight loss, bridal gowns, or comedy, however...

Posted by: YouTube comments at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (mXbsG)

488 484 Stephen Green's triumphalism on Insty gets a bit old. What if Ukraine's counter offensive is surprisingly effective?!

This seems so bizarre to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

-----

The vodka has put too many holes in his brain.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (DcKNO)

489 The real crisis in beer is that hazy, grapefruit tangerine flavored brews are seemingly a big item now.

there was a citrus beer years ago...Cima? I recall it was kind of cloudy and terrible. I think Miller bought it. Anybody else remember it?
Posted by: DanMan at May 10, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)


Add some simple syrup and it is a shandy. We used to drink PBR or other light beers with lemon and sugar. It was unimpressive

Posted by: Kindltot at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (xhaym)

490
Maybelline was named after the founder's sister, who used petroleum jelly and coal dust for eyeliner. Her name of course was Mabel.
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (FO8S3)



HEY MABEL! Black Label!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (IXZGh)

491 Sponge LoL

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (xhxe8)

492 477 "a tampon commercial featuring a lady skydiver tucking a couple of tampons into a sleeve pocket. Struck me as odd."

At least it was a /lady/ skydiver. And a sleeve pocket wouldn't be a terrible place to keep them until needed.

Never having skydived I don't know how long the process takes or what kind of luggage they allow one to carry.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (ou9hh)

I have many questions

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:38 PM (BRHaw)

493 486 Not even "it's literal genocide of Bud Light drinkers!"

"What's genocide?"

"It's where you kill off an entire ethnic group. You are causing them to kill themselves!"

"Good."


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (IAwid)

========

There's a word for the killing of one's self, and it's not genocide. It's...let me see...selfocide? No, it'll come to me...give me a minute...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 10, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

494 TNG going to pop some caps or just make'em dance a little 'til the sun goes down or so?!

Member when Barky got Jan Brewer to stand down in AZ because borders are a federal responsibility?

Posted by: micky at May 10, 2023 03:38 PM (3byMq)

495 She's pre-menapausal, and no one's going to impregnate her, so...that seems appropriate. Her advertising successful weight loss, bridal gowns, or comedy, however...
Posted by: YouTube comments at May 10, 2023 03:37 PM (mXbsG)


She had a hysterectomy a year or two ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

496 I could have sworn that it was a violation of advertising laws to have a spokescritter that could not reasonably or believably use the product.

Eh, that eliminates every cartoon mascot character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (0hOvj)
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*sobs*
Posted by: Joe Camel at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM (2hlEI)

Bucky Beaver is shocked!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 10, 2023 03:38 PM (BdMk6)

497 It's funny there are some that still think laws matter in any particular situation, unless, of course, you're a conservative or Trump supporter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:39 PM (IXZGh)

498 >>>What if Ukraine's counter offensive is surprisingly effective?!

This seems so bizarre to me.

>You're getting your ass kicked in Crimea. Hey, let's launch a strike at Moscow!

That'll show them fucking russkies!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2023 03:39 PM (KVGVf)

499 a tampon commercial featuring a lady skydiver tucking a couple of tampons into a sleeve pocket. Struck me as odd."

when she inserted one mid-jump was a bit strange

Posted by: brak at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (25k9m)

500 Anybody here ever have a real good boilermaker? Had one for breakfast, double shot of Kesslers in a short Hudepohl. Starts your day right.


John Boehner, former Speaker of the House, son of a bartender

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (lz5hY)

501 SNL had Autumn Fizz the first carbonated douche ad about 40 years ago!

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (BRHaw)

502 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (IXZGh)

503 Anyone know anything about PBR's politics?
Posted by: irright


Weirdly, owned by a Russian and a SF private equity firm, TSG Consumer Partners.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (jzzG8)

504 Are the Ukes actually counter offensiving, or was that all hot air?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (2hlEI)

505 when she inserted one mid-jump was a bit strange

The whistling sound was very authentic though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

506 471 When's the last time someone bummed a fag?
Posted by: NL at May 10, 2023 03:33 PM (eGTCV)


Thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

507
I regret that I have not been able to contribute to the decline in Bud Light sales.

I don't even drink Shock Top often enough to contribute to that decline.

Posted by: Axeman at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (krQz2)

508 Sales are down, so profits are up! It's science!

Posted by: Democratic Underground at May 10, 2023 03:41 PM (ik/65)

509 "It's funny there are some that still think laws matter in any particular situation, unless, of course, you're a conservative or Trump supporter."

If a law exists you can sue somebody on the basis of their violation thereof.

Just because nobody on the right bothers to do so is the fault of neither law nor the left.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:41 PM (ou9hh)

510 Fixed it for Nick:

It's the fourth consecutive week of double-digit sales drops linked to Anheuser-Busch's brief marketing tie-up with the transgender influencer goddamned faggot, which began on April 1 when Mulvaney posted videos of her himself sitting in a bubble bath drinking Bud Light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:41 PM (tkR6S)

511 George Santos pled not guilty after turning himself in on Long Island. Bond was set at $500,000 paid by 3 individuals and he is permitted to travel between NY and DC. He was released.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 10, 2023 03:41 PM (V2nO9)

512 >>I know you're not really surprised.

No, I'm not.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 10, 2023 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

513 476 TARGET LIST:

https://wfanet.org/about-wfa/our-members/global-brands

Gonna be hard to ditch some of these...
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2023 03:30 PM (MkuC5)

Plus, you also have to drill down to see what companies those companies own.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

I'm just overjoyed Česká zbrojovka isn't one of them.

But neither is Glock, so...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2023 03:42 PM (MkuC5)

514 *pours out straight bourbon, neat, into the gutter*
*single, manly tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
==========

ALCOHOL ABUSE! Get this man some help, STAT!!

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 10, 2023 03:43 PM (JNTt1)

515 "when she inserted one mid-jump was a bit strange"

Yeah, okay. Good point.

Speaks of poor planning on her part.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 10, 2023 03:43 PM (ou9hh)

516 Eh, that eliminates every cartoon mascot character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:34 PM (0hOvj)
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*sobs*
Posted by: Joe Camel at May 10, 2023 03:36 PM

Si.

Old https://tinyurl.com/357vdpfx
Newer https://tinyurl.com/ydp3kwd9
Newest https://tinyurl.com/2y96wusu

Posted by: Taco John's mascot at May 10, 2023 03:43 PM (mXbsG)

517 I am guilty of purchasing a 12 pack of Modelo Especial just yesterday.

I wasn't sure.

Now I know.

Unlike Nike, whose schnitz was all immediately and unceremoniously submitted to the curb on garbage pick-up day, I will drink the Modelo.

But the bottles are going to be filled with Tannerite and used for long range rifle practice.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 10, 2023 03:46 PM (MkuC5)

518 Wonder how this is faring with the biker contingent. Years ago, when I was riding my m/c to the Rock Store, they had a beer garden in the back where a lot of one-percenters hung out. I was warned by buddy not to order anything other than Budweiser.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (o2v3J)

The die-hard fans of regular Budweiser have always scorned Bud Lite as "training beer".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:47 PM (tkR6S)

519 70% of New Jersey Republicans won’t back Christie for President, FDU poll says

Will someone please save us from the Fat Man reappearing from deep fryer every 4 years.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:47 PM (N5C4b)

520 Also, Smirnoff has gone full ghey woke.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 10, 2023 03:48 PM (N5C4b)

521
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 10, 2023 03:35 PM (xxUKM)

PBR has been around for over a century in various forms. If hipsters are into it, then I'm glad they're experiencing real beer for once in their lives. Maybe some of them can reconnect with their fathers...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 10, 2023 03:48 PM (88IMd)

522 Summer of movie skips:
Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Little Mermaid
The Boogeyman
Elemental
Indiana Jones
Haunted Mansion

All you need to do is skip buying a $20 ticket. It's as easy as skipping a Bud Light. And we take down a very publicly left wing company, and not just the right wing traitor companies...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2023 02:39 PM (exHjb)

If you skip all of them, no need to make a list. Shoot your TV, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:49 PM (tkR6S)

523 Sounds like a cartel that conspires to restrain trade. Not that it matters, of course, but this is the kind of thing that the FTC *should* be prosecuting. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2023 02:46 PM (O4oKn)

@Joe M, that was my thought too. I wonder if there's a plaintiff out there who's been inured by the cartel's activity and can represent a class.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2023 03:49 PM (7B5FA)

524 might wish to reign in the radicalism,

That's exactly what they want to do: reign in the radicalism. Not "rein in," mind you.

After hearing all last week about all those English Motherfuckers, I guess one might well ask,

English Motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT.
And a 'hardy' Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty to you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2023 03:52 PM (jYCXf)

525 I believe Carling Black Label is AB InBev?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2023 02:42 PM (ppL7t)

I expect it's Molson-Coors. Molson bought out Carling-O'Keefe many years ago, long before their merger with Coors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:55 PM (tkR6S)

526 Carling is a Molson/Coors property, not InBev.
The world is lucky that we are not in charge of much.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2023 03:55 PM (jYCXf)

527 The whistling sound was very authentic though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 10, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

You have to be careful which ripcord to pull.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 10, 2023 03:57 PM (7B5FA)

528 I'm calling bullshit on this. Another Smolletting story

Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

Snowflakes got mocked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:58 PM (tkR6S)

529 The stock of Bud Light parent company Anheuser-Busch has been downgraded by analysts at HSBC who say the brand is in the midst of a “crisis” following the outcry over its ties to transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney. Carlos Laboy, a managing director at HSBC’s global beverage sector, downgraded the stock of Anheuser-Busch InBev to a hold status — meaning that investors should neither buy or sell shares of the company. Laboy said that the backlash to the Mulvaney branding partnership is a sign that there are “deeper problems than ABI admits,”

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2023 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

530 19 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

A couple was reportedly assaulted outside of a liquor store after being confronted by a group of men over their suspected purchase of Bud Light beer, police suspect.

The incident took place on Saturday night in the city of Vaughn, Ontario, a suburb located just north of Toronto in Canada. York Regional Police said in an official statement that a couple was accosted by a group of three men after leaving a liquor store located on Jane Street and Major Mackenzie Drive West, allegedly targeting the 26-year-old male victim's supposed purchase of Bud Light and using various homophobic insults.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

Link? Is this Babylon Bee?

Posted by: m at May 10, 2023 03:59 PM (kPGhu)

531 The lighter beers are sometimes served with a slice of lemon, mainly the hefeweizens.
An excellent summer drink.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 10, 2023 04:01 PM (jTmQV)

532 Couple Assaulted Outside Liquor Store Over Suspected Bud Light Purchase

Here's a Newsweek link:

https://tinyurl.com/2mmvtutc

Posted by: m at May 10, 2023 04:02 PM (kPGhu)

533 nood tara reade

Posted by: m at May 10, 2023 04:02 PM (kPGhu)

534 They weren't cowboys. They were shepherds.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2023 02:47 PM (R38qh)

And we were glad they were otherwise occupied.

Posted by: The Sheep at May 10, 2023 04:03 PM (tkR6S)

535 "Anheuser-Busch's smaller US brands also got dinged, with its Natural Light brand down 5.2% and its Busch Light seeing a 1.8% drop."

Maybe it's not really a boycott. Maybe it's people coming to the natural realization that these products are nothing you want to put in your mouth.

Posted by: Simon Jester at May 10, 2023 04:05 PM (YqF8J)

536 Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA): "Those folks coming across the border are the ones who are helping to put food on our table. Without them, we are not able to eat... We would have nobody taking care of the construction of our homes, nobody cleaning up in the hospitals."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 10, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7)

So Hank is saying his constituents have no interest in working? Figures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 04:10 PM (tkR6S)

537 Two things:
1. Saw a commercial for some dumbass movie. Robert De Niro is on a golf course, saying "I hope nothing gets stolen, people around here tend to blame the immigrants "

FUCK YOU, you decrepit dipshits.

2. Disney is about to be in a heap of trouble. They mixed the Reedy Creek Development thing with the company itself, leaving them open to bonds defaulting, liens placed against the Magic Kingdom, and criminal charges. To get into the weeds about this, check out Legal Mindset on utube.

And, I am probably willowed now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2023 04:27 PM (ufFY8)

538 Double down, guys! Re-brand yourselves Tranheuser-Butch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2023 04:43 PM (ptElO)

539 90% of the beer drinkers in the blue states are red's ... so even there Bud is going to take a hit ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at May 10, 2023 05:00 PM (5cMUX)

540 Interesting microcosm, my local bar bud light sales pre-dude-in-a-dress was 30-33 cases per week, the owner's on-hand stock the day of the BL's new target customer base reveal was 14 cases. As of last night, 10 of the original 14 cases remain on-hand...with no further deliveries received.

Posted by: fxdwg at May 10, 2023 05:26 PM (xfTc5)

541 The Three Budwiser Frogs with roll of T.P. saying BUTT-WIPE-PER

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 10, 2023 05:53 PM (wGqjj)

542 Do not buy any of Inbev products. Money is a fungible asset. They'll gladly torpedo the AB products and keep the distribution for Beck's, Modelo, Stella, etc. Run them out of business and out of our country. Same for all the members of that advertising group. Make it the "kiss of death" to go woke.

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at May 10, 2023 06:48 PM (oz+FQ)

543 Don't look away. If we don't put an end to this growing scheme of control and deceit, Bud Light's inability to apologize and admit that men can't be women will be the least of our problems.
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That's the crux. So many wishy-washy Tories just desperately want to close their eyes and avoid any unpleasant conversations.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 10, 2023 07:22 PM (V+VUl)

544 If you skip all of them, no need to make a list. Shoot your TV, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2023 03:49 PM (tkR6S)
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Independent content creators on YouTube and Rumble who review and bash these movies/shows are far more entertaining. 90% of what's on my TV is just that, because I stream it through my Roku.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 10, 2023 07:28 PM (MrUFq)

545 an old commercial for a brand of beer i never heard of;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iULBpt6Rvlw

Hamm's! Minnepaolis
Summit from St Paul is good. Started by a high school friend.
Surly Brewing is good , too.

Posted by: free tibet at May 10, 2023 08:34 PM (iNp3L)

546 Banish WEF as part of anti-trust actions, along with any other NGO or hedge fund that extorts social and political conformance to anti-liberty goals.

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547
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