Quick Hits 1

Business Insider has a big scoop! Tucker Carlson is running for president!

Oh wait, no, Tucker Carlson was just jerking their chains.

When I asked Tucker Carlson in a text on Tuesday evening if he was planning a run for president, the newly self-employed far-right firebrand had a shocking answer: "Yes. Announcing Friday in New Hampshire."
But my earthshaking scoop was short-lived. After I credulously asked him to confirm that he was serious before I blasted out the news, which would reshape the 2024 presidential race, the former Fox News broadcaster confirmed what millions of Americans have already concluded: He's just an asshole.
"Totally kidding," Carlson wrote. "Sorry. I can never control myself. I'm fundamentally a dick. My apologies."
Carlson's rash messages come as the incendiary monologist attempts to rebrand himself as a full-time Twitter personality after 14 years on Fox News, which fired him earlier this month. Carlson's show became a kind of ideological North Star for the embittered and racialized nationalism that propelled Donald Trump into the White House and then incubated the Trump movement's conspiracy theories and insatiable sense of outrage in the wake of his 2020 election loss.

Awww, the fee-fees of the leftwing coozefarm Business Insider were hurt. Awwww.

Megyn Kelly talks about Fox employees being asked by the company to turn over their personal phones in the Dominion case. Some on-air talent refused and hired their own lawyers to keep their private texts private. Tucker Carlson did as the company asked and turned his phone over to them. And now, Kelly says, Fox is leaking texts from that phone -- which he gave to them to hold in confidence -- to destroy him.

Speaking of collapsing brands with no hope of recovery, the marketing guru who put Bud Light at the top of the sales charts with his "Wazzzup?" campaign is not a fan of Tranheuser-Busch's Dylan Mulvaney initiative.

The marketing genius behind some of Budweiser's most iconic ads has slammed his former employer for destroying the image he helped create.
Robert Lachky, who created the memorable 'Whassup?' promo of 1999 and the 'Talking Frogs' commercial that debuted at the Super Bowl five years earlier, said it took him two decades to establish Budweiser as one of America's most prominent beers.
But, he said, that all came crashing down last month when TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, 26, announced she was partnering with Bud Light and showed off cans featuring her face.
Now, sales of the light beer are down in every region of the United States.
'It took us 20 years to take Bud Light beer to the Number 1 beer in the country, and it took them one week to dismantle it,' Lachky said of InBev, Budweiser's Belgian parent company.
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One of the ones he created, in which three frogs croaked 'bud,' 'weiss' and 'err,' was dubbed 'one of the most iconic alcohol campaigns in advertising history' by Adweek.
And another, featuring a group of friends calling each other while sitting at their respective homes watching television and drinking a Budweiser, in which they ask each other 'Whassup' helped define the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Lachky also served as Bud Light's brand manager, creating advertisements like the I Love You Man commercial in 1995 and the Real Men of Genius campaigns.
Under his tenure, Bud Light surpassed Miller Light as the top-selling light beer country.

He has special reason for annoyance: Tranheuser-Busch's current VP of marketing (currently on leave, not fired) said that Bud Light's image had been "fratty" and involved "low humor."

Apparently a dig at these commercials, as well as Bud Light's actual customer base.

Oooh, it's like a regional competition now:

A Florida Man (obvs) entered a Ladies-Only Poker tournament and won.

Why yes, this is unfair.

Are leftists just noticing now, because this man, it turns out, was never a woman at all?

I've got news for you: None of the men pretending to be women have ever been women at all.

This askhually isn't a case of him pretending to be transgender (note: all transgenders pretend to be transgender; they're the same gender they were born as).

Instead, it's that Florida law forbids sex-discrimination in casinos, and men usually don't enter tournaments designated as women only out of social pressure, and because women are given a 90% discount on their entrance fee, which men are not.

(Wait, that sounds a lot like sex-discrimination in a casino to me.)

So, what has kept men out of the ladies-only tournament is the social expectation that men should be gallant and cede women's spaces to women.

But society as a whole is getting rid of that social expectation.

So let the games begin.

A Florida man drew ire over the weekend when he entered and won a women's poker tournament at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in the Sunshine State.
Dave Hughes, 70, entered the $250 no-limit Texas Hold'em event with a prize pool of up to $17,450. Of the 83 competitors to enter the tournament, 82 of them were women, and the last one was Hughes. Hughes ended up defeating Dayanna Ciabaton at the end and take home $5,555, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
Hughes was allowed to enter the women's tournament as Florida casinos are prohibited from banning men from entering women's tournament, according to anti-discrimination laws. The newspaper noted that Nevada casinos have a similar rule. The World Series of Poker's Ladies event has a $10,000 buy-in tournament, and women receive a 90% discount in hopes of keeping men from entering.

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Charlie Carrel, a British poker player, also weighed in on the issue in a tweet, saying initially that it was "hilarious that he won."
"It pokes fun at the idea that anybody can identify as a woman and be allowed to enter women's spaces," Carrel continued.
"It's a real issue that people are taking advantage of in many different areas, including sports, prisons and changing areas. This has lead to some horrific repercussions (female inmates being raped in prison, or women getting destroyed in MMA fights by somebody who spent 95% of their life as a man).
"It does suck that it comes at the expense of the women's only space. I wouldn't do it, even though I probably share the same criticisms. Female only spaces in poker are really needed. Mixed poker can often be absolutely horrendous environments for women to be a part of.
"The trans issue is a lot easier to handle in poker, as the stakes are relatively low. The difference between male and female players is negligible enough that the incentive for men to join women's spaces isn't really there."

But the difference is still there, and so there is an incentive for men to "join women's spaces."

Lunatic demented attention-seeker E. Jean Carroll not only had a dog named "Vagina," not only thought that people consider genuine forcible r@pe "sexy," but also tweeted out sex tips she learned from her dog.

E. Jean Carroll
@ejeancarroll
Sex Tip I Learned From My Dog: When in heat, chase the male until he collapses with exhaustion . . . then jump him!

This is a normal person who doesn't hallucinate sexual assaults for money and attention.

Would be a shame if this clip of Kaitlin Collins calling George Soros a “foreign-born” lib who wants to “replace” the American population went viral pic.twitter.com/V4IJkYu9MA
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 11, 2023

CNN is so high on this antisemitic conspiracy-theory-peddling racist that they are considering giving her Don LeMon's slot (I mean his old show time, not his @sshole), thus humiliating Don LeMon more than he usually pays for.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 WAZZZUP??

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

2 E Jean Carroll is a complete Bitch Whisker. Absolutely barking mad.

Posted by: Alias Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at May 11, 2023 06:06 PM (9o0h2)

3 Not 2nd. But I could have been!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 11, 2023 06:06 PM (V8yYW)

4 thus humiliating Don LeMon more than he usually pays for.

It's the little throwaway lines that make me laugh the hardest

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2023 06:06 PM (Gb1zw)

5 Kaitlin Collins is a nasty woman

Or so I hear!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 11, 2023 06:07 PM (V8yYW)

6 Evenin', Ace

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 11, 2023 06:07 PM (0ZS/4)

7 Christine Blasey-Ford should retain E. Jean Carroll for litigation advice, as she just remembered a school trip to NY where the Kavanaugh gang-rape gang had their way with her at Bergdorf's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2023 06:08 PM (Gb1zw)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2023 06:08 PM (T4tVD)

9 I identify as first

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 11, 2023 06:09 PM (fKIdX)

10 So when E Jean Carroll said that she fought off Trump using a sexual organ, it was really her dog named Vagina?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:09 PM (Keyt1)

11 Does anyone find it hilarious that a man entered a "women's only" poker tournament and won?

Next we'll be having men entering "women's only" pool tournaments or bowling tournaments!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (BpYfr)

12 Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

13 The marketing genius

This guy's ads were shit. It's not genius. The ads worked because target audience were retards. Chicks with dicks are just even more retarded.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (ppBhU)

14 E Jean Carroll is freaking nuts and creepy as hell {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (bs+z0)

15 Hello horde

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:11 PM (gACKv)

16 Next we'll be having men entering "women's only" pool tournaments
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (BpYfr)
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uh...we women call those "swim meets"

Posted by: Lia Thomas at May 11, 2023 06:11 PM (Gb1zw)

17 So, what has kept men out of the ladies-only tournament is the social expectation that men should be gallant and cede women's spaces to women.

But society as a whole is getting rid of that social expectation.

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Seems to me that not only is society getting rid of that expectation, but actively pushing the counter expectation that it is Stunning and Brave for men to invade women’s spaces.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 11, 2023 06:12 PM (fKIdX)

18 I want to confess my cowardice - I have been avoiding political topics for my mental equilibrium.
But kudos to all of you, specially ace and the cobs, for keeping keeping on. That's real strength of character.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:13 PM (gACKv)

19 Looks like Brattleboro, Vermont had the lowest percentage drop in Bud Light sales.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2023 06:13 PM (ssESX)

20 I want to confess my cowardice - I have been avoiding political topics for my mental equilibrium.
But kudos to all of you, specially ace and the cobs, for keeping keeping on. That's real strength of character.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:13 PM (gACKv)

Oh, I'm with you!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (Mzdiz)

21 I like that Megyn is kinda/sorta backing Tucker, BUT her last video was about how CNN blew it in taking down Trump. "Here is how you get Trump" was the base of her last video.

Kelly sucked the FOX dick in taking down Trump in 2016, with her assault on his language about women in his (scripted) TV show. She was very proud to be smearing a prez' challenge to the machine .. and it seems she still holds a grudge that Trump won despite her (unfair) sexual attacks on him as an "unbiased" debate "moderator". (she was not unbiased nor moderate).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

22 Robert Lachky, who created the memorable 'Whassup?' promo of 1999 and the 'Talking Frogs' commercial that debuted at the Super Bowl five years earlier, said it took him two decades to establish Budweiser as one of America's most prominent beers.

Bud!

Used.

.....her??

Posted by: The Frogs today at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (DgGvY)

23 There was an old Bud commercial where a bunch of dudes dressed up as women and entered the pool competition. They wrecked the ladies and we all laughed.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (DB16e)

24 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:13 PM (gACKv)

I wouldn't call it cowardice; I would call it self preservation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (Keyt1)

25 There are rumors that the Ukrainian offensive has begun.

This happened right after Zelensky said Ukraine needed more time to prepare for the offensive, which would be clever, but the offensive is allegedly taking place around Bakhmut, which would be stupid, unless this is a feint to draw Russian troops away from the real area of the offensive.

Counterattacking at Bakhmut would be like the French counterattacking at Verdun in WWI.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (2tUFv)

26
E. Jean Carroll
@ejeancarroll
Sex Tip I Learned From My Dog: When in heat, chase the male until he collapses with exhaustion . . . then jump him!

Some Wymen Alone need batteries to power their favorite and always reliable sex partner ... E Jean Carroll needs dog chow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

27 I just noticed every person in the Deb Limit negotiations is a heterosexual male, except for that Bitch, McConnell.

Not a good look America.

A gay woman needs to get involved and Save The Country. It'll make for a more on-message headline.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (Gb1zw)

28 "far-right firebrand,"

If Tucker is "far-right," the butthurt writer of that hit piece must be the on left side of Stalin's anus.

Posted by: jc at May 11, 2023 06:16 PM (N1WXz)

29 23 There was an old Bud commercial where a bunch of dudes dressed up as women and entered the pool competition. They wrecked the ladies and we all laughed.
Posted by: Fool Otto at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (DB16e)
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Then there was the SNL spoof featuring Chris Farley and Adam Sandler,, for "Schmitts Gay" beer.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2023 06:17 PM (ssESX)

30 12 Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

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My guess is because women spend their whole lives perfecting their "tells" whereas men suppress them. Generally.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 06:17 PM (wzAuc)

31 Jean Carroll is obviously mentally ill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

32 I've never read the Business Insider without regretting having read it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 11, 2023 06:18 PM (jTmQV)

33 Will ace include the David French meltdown in QH2??

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 11, 2023 06:18 PM (DB16e)

34 I have a question: why are there separate divisions for men and women in poker, or for that matter, in chess?

Are playing cards or chess pieces that heavy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:18 PM (YqDXo)

35 So, what has kept men out of the ladies-only tournament is the social expectation that men should be gallant and cede women's spaces to women.

But society as a whole is getting rid of that social expectation.

So let the games begin.

Don't forget that the winningest(?) woman on Jeopardy is a dude.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at May 11, 2023 06:18 PM (Yr4Df)

36 Some Wymen Alone need batteries to power their favorite and always reliable sex partner ... E Jean Carroll needs dog chow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (pNxlR)
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And peanut butter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

37 Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Unknown. I think men tend to be bigger risk takers, so that may play apart. Otoh women are probably better bluffers and better at reading people.
In chess, I think that men have more potential to be good players. Others argue that it's because more men play chess.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (gACKv)

38 " . . . more than he pays for."

Nice one, Ace. That's why I am here.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (KiBMU)

39 Strictly speaking I don't know about poker, but I do play bridge (badly) and have a number of books on the subject. What all the writers agree on is that, at the high competitive level, men have an advantage in greater stamina. Serious tournaments can take it out of you.

There are other arguments about other traits, but that one is unanimous.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (TgBWG)

40 Collins is an early mass 5.3

Posted by: REDACTED at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (us2H3)

41 "So you've ruled out 2024 entirely"

Welllllll, now, he.... didn't say THAT....

Fucking dolts. Led by the nose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)

42 Nina Jankowicz is suing FoxNews for defamation.

How stupid was FoxNews to hand over $800 million and not understand that was blood in the water FOREVER.

Every politician and government employee that's criticized will be suing FoxNews for eternity and every left-wing judge will gleefully allow it to play out and pretend the 1st Amendment doesnt exist.

Posted by: Blago at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (Xxg04)

43 3 Not 2nd. But I could have been!
Posted by: Justin Castreau at May 11, 2023 06:06 PM (V8yYW)
_________

Instead of a 3rd rate bum, which is what you are.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (TgBWG)

44
Is RBF a tell in Women's Poker?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)

45 Keith Olbermann's tweet about the CNN townhall:
THE HINDENBURG OF TV NEWS:

@CNN gave its credibility to Trump's madness

It must fire CEO Chris Licht: its owners must sell the brand they destroyed; E.Jean Carroll must sue over new defamation; @kaitlancollins must sue her agent

You tell 'em, Keith. Waiting now to hear what Mike Malloy has to say!

Keith Olbermann is unhinged. No wonder he can't keep a job. He's got more than a few screws loose.

What did you find unhinged about that tweet?[i[ He does sometimes tend toward hyperbole, but I don't think he's wrong here.

Americans will look at that shit-show and will have no doubt that firing him in 2020 was a great move. Biden will beat him again. The MAGA base is dwindling and too small to achieve a victory in the electoral college.

Love the ad Biden ran a few hours after. And I saw some tough criticism from GOPers. Of course, it was from those officially, or unofficially, against trump. Most, if not all, of those are probably just as bad as trump, though.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (NCgXW)

46 Don't forget that the winningest(?) woman on Jeopardy is a dude.

*********

The perfect woman, is a man

Posted by: House, MD at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (VTu1l)

47 Huh. Turn their personal phones over?

The conspiracy that Dominion essentially sued and got a judgment from itself is taking on fresh legs.

Posted by: ... at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (BXxcV)

48 12 Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

No doubt it helps, a lot. Also, at this kind of level, there is a special math talent required, calculating odds on the fly. I'm decent at math, but I'm not sure I have that ability at all.

On the other hand, I think there are a lot of women out there who do something more like acting in the course of their daily lives, whereas men trend more toward what-you-see-is-what-you-get. So I'd imagine that if large numbers of women were drawn to poker, you could have a serious competition on your hands.

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (IKlwI)

49 22 Robert Lachky, who created the memorable 'Whassup?' promo of 1999 and the 'Talking Frogs' commercial that debuted at the Super Bowl five years earlier, said it took him two decades to establish Budweiser as one of America's most prominent beers.

Bud!

Used.

.....her??
Posted by: The Frogs today at May 11, 2023 06:14 PM (DgGvY)

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Noice!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (wzAuc)

50 In chess, I think that men have more potential to be good players.

What makes you think that?

Posted by: Mathematicians! at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (2tUFv)

51 Strictly speaking I don't know about poker, but I do play bridge (badly) and have a number of books on the subject. What all the writers agree on is that, at the high competitive level, men have an advantage in greater stamina. Serious tournaments can take it out of you.

There are other arguments about other traits, but that one is unanimous.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (TgBWG)
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Interesting point. I can see that a high level poker tournament with a lot of money on the line can be quite mentally/emotionally taxing, which might also translate into physically taxing over time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (BpYfr)

52 37 Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Unknown. I think men tend to be bigger risk takers, so that may play apart. Otoh women are probably better bluffers and better at reading people.
In chess, I think that men have more potential to be good players. Others argue that it's because more men play chess.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:20 PM (gACKv)

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Jennifer Tilly used to have some success in celebrity poker thanks to 2 distractions.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (ssESX)

53 31 Jean Carroll is obviously mentally ill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

What gave it away?

Posted by: Splunge at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (IKlwI)

54 I should go long on what ever beer our new friends from South America drink. Anyone have any idea what beer they drink down there?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (N5C4b)

55 I was out this afternoon so just getting caught up with the news Ace covered today. I'm feeling.....optimistic?
I hope I'm not overreacting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (Y+l9t)

56 CNN is so high on this antisemitic conspiracy-theory-peddling racist that they are considering giving her Don LeMon's slot....

I'm sure there's some guy somewhere who might be interested. Is Shep! available?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 11, 2023 06:23 PM (Angsy)

57 When I asked Tucker Carlson in a text on Tuesday evening if he was planning a run for president, the newly self-employed far-right firebrand had a shocking answer: "Yes. Announcing Friday in New Hampshire."

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Tucker far-right? There, he has just been tagged as a nazi. Bet this guy never gets another text from Tucker.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 11, 2023 06:23 PM (3JfbU)

58 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (Y+l9t)

A little optimism is good for the soul

Posted by: It's me donna at May 11, 2023 06:23 PM (bs+z0)

59 Keith Olbermann is unhinged. No wonder he can't keep a job. He's got more than a few screws loose.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM (NCgXW)
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When you are too crazy for DU, then you might want to check yourself into a psych facility....and stay there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (BpYfr)

60 Some Wymen Alone need batteries to power their favorite and always reliable sex partner ... E Jean Carroll needs dog chow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

And what is wrong with that?

Posted by: Dana Perino at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

61 Ace, ace, ace, you shining knight of subtle bastardy.

I actually thought Kaitlin Collins in that thumbnail was Dylan Mulvaney for a not insignificant period of time.

Juxtaposition is an art.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)

62 CNN newschick had some bad face work done, poor thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (EZebt)

63 *adds "coozefarm" to lexicon*
Now, back to the content.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (T/Lqj)

64 "...thus humiliating Don LeMon more than he usually pays for."

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hhhhahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 11, 2023 06:25 PM (DcKNO)

65 54 I should go long on what ever beer our new friends from South America drink. Anyone have any idea what beer they drink down there?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (N5C4b)

In Panama, the best sellers were Balboa, Panama and Atlas. I never drank them (the pregnant years of my life) so I couldn't tell you what they tasted like.

Posted by: Moki at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (JrN/x)

66 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, TOURNAMENT POKER AND CHESS ARE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AS SPORTS, LIKE VOLLEYBALL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (N5C4b)

67 The perfect woman, is a man
Posted by: House, MD

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Posted by: Rex Harrison at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (66jxp)

68 I always assumed women could be better chess players on average than men because they have more white matter, which is linked to being able to multi-task better and observe literally everything, which should translate into being a better chess player and being able to spot every potential move your opponent can make.

on the flip side, I am thankful that most women seem to be horrible at playing strip poker.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (VTu1l)

69 When you are too crazy for DU, then you might want to check yourself into a psych facility....and stay there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (BpYfr)

It's like when they find out we hate Sean Hannity

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (9UlRk)

70 Megyn Kelly talks about Fox employees being asked by the company to turn over their personal phones in the Dominion case. Some on-air talent refused and hired their own lawyers to keep their private texts private. Tucker Carlson did as the company asked and turned his phone over to them. And now, Kelly says, Fox is leaking texts from that phone -- which he gave to them to hold in confidence -- to destroy him.

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Fox are going to regret this when their ratings continue to slide and the talent starts to flee. Watch who goes first. The only ones left will be those who have the most to hide.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (3JfbU)

71 First Citizens Bank bought the failed Silicon Valley Bank. The FDIC lent them $39 billion at 3.5% interest to buy the wreckage of SVB. They closed the acquisition on March 27.

On March 30, 3 days later, they closed their quarter, and declared a gain on acquisition of just shy of $10 billion. Subsequently, they paid a bonus of $500 million to the FDIC.

So, when the smoke cleared, First Citizens owned SVB for three days, using FDIC money to buy the failed SVB, and made $10 Billion on a deal they owned for three days.

That Biden is a tough deal maker.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (Zn4Dr)

72 Butt Wipe Urr

Posted by: Butt Frogs at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (lZVy/)

73 >>In Panama, the best sellers were Balboa, Panama and Atlas. I never drank them (the pregnant years of my life) so I couldn't tell you what they tasted like.

Oh good. Not an AB product.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (N5C4b)

74 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, TOURNAMENT POKER AND CHESS ARE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED AS SPORTS, LIKE VOLLEYBALL.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 11, 2023 06:26 PM (N5C4b)

LOL VOLLEYBALL ISN'T A SPORT

Posted by: JEROME BETTIS at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (9UlRk)

75 Most women I know don't play cornhole. What's up with that?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (wzAuc)

76 Fox are going to regret this when their ratings continue to slide and the talent starts to flee. Watch who goes first. The only ones left will be those who have the most to hide.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (3JfbU)

Is that a comment about my weight?

Posted by: Neil Cavuto at May 11, 2023 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

77 One more thing. In Poker According to Maverick it says you should never play poker with women.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 11, 2023 06:28 PM (TgBWG)

78 I want to confess my cowardice - I have been avoiding political topics for my mental equilibrium.
But kudos to all of you, specially ace and the cobs, for keeping keeping on. That's real strength of character.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:13 PM (gACKv)

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"Hello, my name is Shain, and I'm an Ewok, COB, & Moron Addict ... it's been 15 minutes since my last comment posted."

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:28 PM (PwgoT)

79 The soccer an wine moms don't seem to be standing up to the trans lobby despite the damage it would do to their children. Herd mentality is so strong that a lot of them are participating. I told a friend that middle and upper class leftist white women would be the death of this nation and I'm staying with that opinion

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2023 06:28 PM (eFaiq)

80 And now, Kelly says, Fox is leaking texts from that phone -- which he gave to them to hold in confidence -- to destroy him.

I guess it's a blessing that Tucker's enemies are so f'ing stupid as none of these leaks has damaged him. Just the opposite actually. Well done, dummies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (4vi12)

81 I watched as much of the CNN town hall with Trump as I could tolerate. Trump didn't smack the snot out of his very rude interrogator, which she deserved, much to his credit.
That's why I can't watch these events any more. Any fragment of normal civility is quickly abandoned.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (jTmQV)

82 Here is the headline of a recent Daily Mail article that will break your heart

"Dylan Mulvaney admits to 'having trouble sleeping' since Bud Light backlash erupted - and wonders 'what the psychological effects of being called a man thousands of times a day' will be"

Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

83
Interesting point. I can see that a high level poker tournament with a lot of money on the line can be quite mentally/emotionally taxing, which might also translate into physically taxing over time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 11, 2023 06:22 PM (BpYfr)

Why aren't there more women coaches in Division 1 sports? Because at that level coaches work 100 hours a week. Why aren't there women umpires in baseball? Because it absolutely sucks being an umpire at the lower levels you have to work through to get to the MLB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (MoZTd)

84 Fox are going to regret this when their ratings continue to slide and the talent starts to flee. Watch who goes first. The only ones left will be those who have the most to hide.

I always see Brett Baier wearing a soda jerks hat flipping burgers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (N5C4b)

85 I think men are better at chess (and perhaps poker, and other things) because more men have Asperger's, the ability (compulsion? obsession?) to focus intensely on one subject to the exclusion of pretty much everything else.

This tendency is very pronounced in STEM departments, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

86 79 The soccer an wine moms don't seem to be standing up to the trans lobby despite the damage it would do to their children

***

They're lining up to get their kids mutilated so ...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (gACKv)

87 75 Most women I know don't play cornhole. What's up with that?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 06:27 PM (wzAuc)
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I know plenty of women in South Carolina who play cornhole. Not enough college football fans in your state I guess.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (ssESX)

88 Something about that Kaitlin I just can't swallow.

Posted by: Adam Zapple at May 11, 2023 06:30 PM (lZVy/)

89 Does this eyeliner make my mouth look round?

Posted by: Shep Smiff at May 11, 2023 06:30 PM (sWM8x)

90 And what is wrong with that?
Posted by: Dana Perino at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

Lol. Thought I was the only one who realized this was obviously her deal.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 11, 2023 06:30 PM (6qxYj)

91 "Dylan Mulvaney admits to 'having trouble sleeping' since Bud Light backlash erupted - and wonders 'what the psychological effects of being called a man thousands of times a day' will be"
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

Glad I don't have that problem.

Posted by: David Hogg at May 11, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

92 Fox are going to regret this when their ratings continue to slide and the talent starts to flee

************

That makes no sense, what talent wouldnt want to work for a company that has a track record of taking your personal communications and leaking it to their competitors?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:31 PM (VTu1l)

93 The only morons who need to confess appear on the Wall of Shame and in The Barrell

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 06:31 PM (EZebt)

94 >>Carlson's show became a kind of ideological North Star for the embittered and racialized nationalism that propelled Donald Trump into the White House and then incubated the Trump movement's conspiracy theories and insatiable sense of outrage in the wake of his 2020 election loss.

Ah yes, we are the radicals.

Orwell underestimated.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Dylan needs psychiatric help but there isn't any going against Trannies

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2023 06:31 PM (xhxe8)

96 Why aren't there more women coaches in Division 1 sports? Because at that level coaches work 100 hours a week. Why aren't there women umpires in baseball? Because it absolutely sucks being an umpire at the lower levels you have to work through to get to the MLB.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (MoZTd)
_______________

Bottom line: women are better adjusted.

Another aspect is that to be a success in life, a woman need only bear and raise successful children. That's it. Whatever else she does is gravy.

A man has to achieve; just being a father doesn't budge the needle in social approbation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

97
Carlson: "I'm a dick"

Don Lemon: "Talk dirty to me."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2023 06:32 PM (1a0ym)

98 I always see Brett Baier wearing a soda jerks hat flipping burgers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (N5C4b)
==============
sadly, Baier is married to the only daughter of a billionaire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 11, 2023 06:32 PM (Zn4Dr)

99 Actually the Judge and the Jury are momre insane than Carroll. They awarded 5 million dollars to a woman who couldn't remember when the incident occurred, it is 30 years later, the story exactly mirrors a TV show right down to the lingerie department at Bergdorfs. Trump had no reason to be in the lingerie department and was so overcome with lust at the sight of Jean Carroll, whom he had neveer met previously, that he forced her into a dressing room and raped her.
There is not a single part of that that is remotely believable, yet a Judge allowed it to go to trial and the Jury awarded her 5 milion dollars for the imaginary story.
They are the problem, not Carroll who byt the way , the only reason she did this was because she was coerced by people who offered to fund her so she had nothing to lose by indulging her fantasy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2023 06:33 PM (Y+l9t)

100 "Dylan Mulvaney admits to 'having trouble sleeping' since Bud Light backlash erupted - and wonders 'what the psychological effects of being called a ~~man~~ male thousands of times a day' will be"
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

101 >> wine moms don't seem to be standing up

During the burning times their alcohol permeated bodies will preserve them. They'll be a marinated feast.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (N5C4b)

102 I am a man, but I am a terrible poker player. Some years ago I was part of an office poker group, and had to relearn every time whether a full house beats a straight (it does not...pretty sure). A guy needs to know his limitations.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (T/Lqj)

103 I think men are better at chess (and perhaps poker, and other things) because more men have Asperger's, the ability (compulsion? obsession?) to focus intensely on one subject to the exclusion of pretty much everything else.
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Fact Check: True

Posted by: Gen. George Patton at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (1a0ym)

104 44
Is RBF a tell in Women's Poker?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 06:21 PM

Oh shit!

Posted by: Brie Larson, filling out application for upcoming Women's Poker Tournament at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (NCgXW)

105 Because it absolutely sucks being an umpire at the lower levels you have to work through to get to the MLB.

********************

The whole point of providing for a wife is to protect them from having to endure that kind of soul sucking garbage

But nah bro being a stay at home mom insulated from the fucktardery of corporate america is like slavery and shit

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (VTu1l)

106 I always see Brett Baier wearing a soda jerks hat flipping burgers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (N5C4b)

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LOL But he'd never make manager.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (DcKNO)

107 Maybe the psychological effect of being called a man a thousand times a day will be to realize that you are A FUCKING MAN

Posted by: JEROME BETTIS at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (9UlRk)

108

Flick my Engorged Bean!

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (l2UVK)

109 During the burning times their alcohol permeated bodies will preserve them. They'll be a marinated feast.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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So, I should buy one of those vacuum sealers?

Posted by: Gen. George Patton at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (1a0ym)

110 (Bus sock off)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (9UlRk)

111 Actually the Judge and the Jury are momre insane than Carroll. They awarded 5 million dollars to a woman who couldn't remember when the incident occurred, it is 30 years later, the story exactly mirrors a TV show right down to the lingerie department at Bergdorfs. Trump had no reason to be in the lingerie department and was so overcome with lust at the sight of Jean Carroll, whom he had never met previously, that he forced her into a dressing room and raped her.
There is not a single part of that that is remotely believable
________________

This.

Summarized like this makes clear how ridiculous the whole thing is.

"Long ago, in a galaxy far away, I was raped in the women's lingerie department where men so often hang out ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

112 Sorry, Actual Jerome Bettis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (9UlRk)

113 78 I want to confess my cowardice - I have been avoiding political topics for my mental equilibrium.
But kudos to all of you, specially ace and the cobs, for keeping keeping on. That's real strength of character.

Posted by: vmom
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Certain topics are attractants that you best stay out of. The GOP 2024 nomination, Russia-Ukraine threads, and voter fraud. The rest are fine unless hijacked by people wanting to fight over those three issues.

I hung out on the non political weekend threads for about a week simply because I was tired of a circular firing squad on one of those three topics above.

Posted by: white hispanics at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (3aLWR)

114 *sees Dana Perino with tight grip on dog's leash*

Well, you gotta admit, that girl can sure hold her likker!"

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (e6UQI)

115 I am a man, but I am a terrible poker player. Some years ago I was part of an office poker group, and had to relearn every time whether a full house beats a straight (it does not...pretty sure). A guy needs to know his limitations.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (T/Lqj)

A full house definitely beats a straight. Only hands that beat a full house are 4 of a kind and a straight flush.

Posted by: Doof at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (LLddH)

116 As far as I'm concerned, the bud light frogs were copies of an older (and better) ad for Rainier Beer.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0IYUXWn3UY

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2023 06:36 PM (5utji)

117 Maybe the psychological effect of being called a man a thousand times a day will be to realize that you are A FUCKING MAN
Posted by: JEROME BETTIS at May 11, 2023 06:35 PM (9UlRk)

*frowns*

Thought you were The Bus.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (T/Lqj)

118 So the poker player dude broke the glass ceiling, isn’t that how it works when women succeed in a traditionally male thing - like, it’s an achievement?!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (dKx7q)

119 RE Tucker '24: Typical lib journo move to engage in a cordial chat then turn to the keyboard and empty a bile duct on your interlocutor.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (CDQFF)

120 25 There are rumors that the Ukrainian offensive has begun.

This happened right after Zelensky said Ukraine needed more time to prepare for the offensive, which would be clever, but the offensive is allegedly taking place around Bakhmut, which would be stupid, unless this is a feint to draw Russian troops away from the real area of the offensive.

Counterattacking at Bakhmut would be like the French counterattacking at Verdun in WWI.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 11, 2023 06:15 PM (2tUFv)

How can the Ukrainian counter-offensive fail? It has been planned by US officers clandestinely sent to KEEEEEV for that purpose by Lloyd Austin and Mark Milley. Top. Men.

Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (AMIL/)

121 So when E Jean Carroll said that she fought off Trump using a sexual organ, it was really her dog named Vagina?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:09 PM (Keyt1)

This woman is a lunatic who looks like she should smell of cat pee. What she may or may not have said is probably contradicted by what she said earlier or will attest to in the future if her current comments are any indicator.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (xhaym)

122 I always see Brett Baier wearing a soda jerks hat flipping burgers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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At the Olympia Restaurant

Posted by: Gen. George Patton at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (1a0ym)

123 Maybe the psychological effect of being called a man a thousand times a day will be to realize that you are A FUCKING MAN

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He may be a man but he definitely does not boink

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (VTu1l)

124 Ass Burgers is the most overused diagnosis in shrinkage.

"Doc I am really good at one thing!"

I am so sorry you have Ass Burgers.

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (X0I7i)

125 Hughes ended up defeating Dayanna Ciabaton
.......

She should have showed more cleavage to distract him.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

126 Not sorry, Actual Ben Roethlisberger

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (9UlRk)

127 I don't support men in women's sports because of the obvious physical advantages men have but I'm a little unclear why it is unfair for men to compete against women in things like poker or chess.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

128 103 I think men are better at chess (and perhaps poker, and other things) because ~~more men have Asperger's~~ 100% of Japanese men are men, who have the ability (compulsion? obsession?) to focus intensely on one subject to the exclusion of pretty much everything else.
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Fact Check: True
Posted by: Gen. George Patton at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (NCgXW)

129 I always assumed women could be better chess players on average than men because they have more white matter, which is linked to being able to multi-task better and observe literally everything, which should translate into being a better chess player and being able to spot every potential move your opponent can make.

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Wifey and I play chess occasionally (gives me an excuse to stream Classical music from London's ClassicFM).

She's much more artistic and left-handed of course (right brained), whereas I'm more detail oriented & OCD (left brained).

It's amazing, I virtually always take a commanding lead and capture far more pieces -- yet at least half the time she comes back and beats me (or manages to finagle a stalemate). She just sees the board totally different than I do ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (PwgoT)

130 Crap - forgot tinyurl.

https://tinyurl.com/bdcvkdfa

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (6ZBhz)

131 >> wine moms don't seem to be standing up
During the burning times their alcohol permeated bodies

Is there a orifice's will be preserved sufficiently for free use until their daughters are old enough to breed... Then, they will become jerky.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Collins at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (l2UVK)

132 So that's what Dylan Mulvaney is?

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (Uv0D2)

133 I always see Brett Baier wearing a soda jerks hat flipping burgers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
.......

Looks like he's been eating the profits.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

134 Oh how I wish I had a square masculine jaw, like that ideal of manhood, Kaitlin Collins.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (IKlwI)

135 >>Carlson's show became a kind of ideological North Star for the embittered and racialized nationalism that propelled Donald Trump into the White House and then incubated the Trump movement's conspiracy theories and insatiable sense of outrage in the wake of his 2020 election loss.

This some overwrought hysterics right here. Is it from that Business Insider article? Not sure I'd take any insider info from such pearl clutching losers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (4vi12)

136 I wonder if chess talent has a genete component.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:39 PM (gACKv)

137 E Jean Carroll considering Suing Trump Again after “Disgusting” Comments on CNN Town Hall

https://tinyurl.com/bdm99n8v

This woman needs some serious help.

Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2023 06:39 PM (Iy8Rs)

138
men have an advantage in greater stamina.

Posted by: Eeyore

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That doesn't sound right to me. Women have greater stamina and resistance to pain than men in short stints. That's what gets them through child-raising and child-bearing supposedly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 06:40 PM (lCaJd)

139 Looks like he's been eating the profits.
Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

Scientific proof that burgers and malts won't make you grow a neck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:40 PM (9UlRk)

140 I think men are better at chess (and perhaps poker, and other things) because more men have Asperger's, the ability (compulsion? obsession?) to focus intensely on one subject to the exclusion of pretty much everything else.
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Fact Check: True
Posted by: Gen. George Patton at May 11, 2023 06:34 PM (1a0ym)
_____________

Yep. The Berkeley chess club - one of the strongest in the country - abounded with guys (ok, nerds) who played chess pretty much every waking hour, forgoing showers, changes of clothes, etc. to do so. They spent their free time (?) studying all of the openings and defenses. In their defense, they were incredibly good. I saw one guy surrender his position as untenable, whereupon his opponent turned the table around and proceeded to beat him starting from that "untenable" position. Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

141 @12

>>Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?

Yes, very much so.

Men are more aggressive and take risks more frequently than women do, they also are generally better at games than woman, games being a type of combat, which men excel at.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (up/3i)

142 The jury awarded her the money because Trump was mean to her. That is the entire reason. He said nasty things about her and we don;t like him and he's rich.
That's it. The entire rational.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (Y+l9t)

143 The other thing my shrink in Carolina confided in me, a retired USAF Flight Surgeon rest his soul...

"most of my colleagues will not allow anyone who crosses their threshold to ever be diagnosed as "normal."

It took the burden off of my PTSD diagnosis.

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (X0I7i)

144 Dang, Collins looks like Joaquin Phoenix, if he was a Twink.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (Qr97q)

145 When talking about Dylan Mulvaney STOP SAYING SHE you are playing right into his game!!!!

Posted by: SteveF at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (bbPGk)

146 Is Dylan Mulvaney the victim here, srsly???

How about the psychological effects of this obvious man being paraded around in the media as an example of beauty and womanhood, DUDE?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (dKx7q)

147 Is Thomas Massie as big an asshole as he appears to be?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (oWBc3)

148 99 Actually the Judge and the Jury are momre insane than Carroll. They awarded 5 million dollars to a woman who couldn't remember when the incident occurred, it is 30 years later, the story exactly mirrors a TV show right down to the lingerie department at Bergdorfs. Trump had no reason to be in the lingerie department and was so overcome with lust at the sight of Jean Carroll, whom he had neveer met previously, that he forced her into a dressing room and raped her.
There is not a single part of that that is remotely believable, yet a Judge allowed it to go to trial and the Jury awarded her 5 milion dollars for the imaginary story.
They are the problem, not Carroll who byt the way , the only reason she did this was because she was coerced by people who offered to fund her so she had nothing to lose by indulging her fantasy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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The judge failed his legal duty--basically any allegation of facts by the plaintiff has to have substantiating evidence other than verbal testimony. And the jury found that Trump did not commit the offense she accused him of but did 'something' was not sufficient for the claim.

Posted by: white hispanics at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (3aLWR)

149 yet at least half the time she comes back and beats me (or manages to finagle a stalemate). She just sees the board totally different than I do ...

******************

Thats actually how it seems to be when i play a friend of mine who is a german jackass

launches his attacks which military efficiency and then gets pissed off when i manage to make a comeback with my italian stallion strikes that make no coherent sense

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (VTu1l)

150 137 Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2023 06:39 PM (Iy8Rs)

He didn't rape me again!

//E Jeane "Shitballz Nutz" Carroll.

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

151 CNN newschick had some bad face work done, poor thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 06:24 PM (EZebt)
........

Botched? What a shame.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

152 He has special reason for annoyance: Tranheuser-Busch's current VP of marketing (currently on leave, not fired) said that Bud Light's image had been "fratty" and involved "low humor."

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it's weird that gals who didn't get their MRS degree in college become obsessed with "fratty" guys.

seems kinda like a ... euphemism

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (MLrvz)

153 I wonder if chess talent has a genetic component.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 06:39 PM (gACKv)
________________

If so, it probably arises from spatial skills, in which men typically are much better than women. See, e.g., map reading, parallel parking, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

154 137 E Jean Carroll considering Suing Trump Again after “Disgusting” Comments on CNN Town Hall

https://tinyurl.com/bdm99n8v

This woman needs some serious help.
Posted by: SMH at May 11, 2023 06:39 PM

If she sues again, we'll give her another few million of serious help.

Posted by: Manhattan Jury at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (NCgXW)

155 No word on the black guys that helped subdue Dancing Hitler, NYT...
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Daniel Penny Will Be Charged In Subway Chokehold Killing Of Jordan Neely

Daniel Penny, the 24-year-old Marine veteran who choked and killed a homeless man on the subway last week, is expected to be charged by the Manhattan district attorney’s office and will surrender on Friday, according to two people told of the plans.

Mr. Penny is expected to be charged with manslaughter, one of the people said.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (Vwz3I)

156 I don't support men in women's sports because of the obvious physical advantages men have but I'm a little unclear why it is unfair for men to compete against women in things like poker or chess.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

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Much harder for men to concentrate in games like that with attractive, or at least large-breasted, women competing.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (PwgoT)

157 Scientific proof that burgers and malts won't make you grow a neck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:40 PM (9UlRk)

I could have told you that.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

158 Carlson's show became a kind of ideological North Star for the embittered and racialized nationalism that propelled Donald Trump into the White House and then incubated the Trump movement's conspiracy theories and insatiable sense of outrage in the wake of his 2020 election loss.

This some overwrought hysterics right here. Is it from that Business Insider article? Not sure I'd take any insider info from such pearl clutching losers.
Posted by: Puddleglum

The judges would have also accepted "Go home, ChatGPT, you're drunk."

Posted by: mikeski at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (DgGvY)

159 There certainly are women with the compulsion to to focus intensely on one subject to the exclusion of pretty much everything else. However, the kinds of men who study mathematics to the exclusion of pretty much everything else seldom meet these women.
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Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (jYCXf)

160 Wow, Bud Light sales even fell in California?

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (qyOWd)

161 Man. I bet Comer and Grassley are going to write a SEVERELY sternly worded letter to the FBI. Whew! I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that one, boy howdy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 11, 2023 06:44 PM (9yWxK)

162
Posted by: white hispanics at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (3aLWR)

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Also, the dressing rooms lock. You can't get into one unless an attendant lets you in. But somehow, Trump and E Jean found one to fool around in! The Plaza Hotel, which he owns, is RIGHT NEXT DOOR, but he wants to do it RIGHT NOW in a fricking department store that probably has spy-cams for thieves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 06:44 PM (lCaJd)

163 155 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (Vwz3I)

I guaran-fucking-tee you he will unlike Dancing Queen of the Choked not be released on his own recognizance.

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 06:44 PM (X0I7i)

164 Unless he sectioned off a few filets and shoulder cuts, it wasn't manslaughter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:45 PM (9UlRk)

165 New York should take a guilty on manslaughter with no time served and walk away. They won't.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 11, 2023 06:45 PM (oWBc3)

166 E Jean Carroll considering Suing Trump Again after “Disgusting” Comments on CNN Town Hall

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If our side was smart, we'd have our version of Gloria Allred bringing forth thousands of women making exact same false claims against Trump and suing him -- turning it all into a total farce.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:46 PM (PwgoT)

167 158 Carlson's show became a kind of ideological North Star for the embittered and racialized nationalism that propelled Donald Trump into the White House and then incubated the Trump movement's conspiracy theories and insatiable sense of outrage in the wake of his 2020 election loss.

This some overwrought hysterics right here. Is it from that Business Insider article? Not sure I'd take any insider info from such pearl clutching losers.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Turns out that people get upset when they see obvious fraud in the election. Who knew?

Posted by: whig at May 11, 2023 06:46 PM (3aLWR)

168 I guess it's a blessing that Tucker's enemies are so f'ing stupid as none of these leaks has damaged him. Just the opposite actually. Well done, dummies.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (4vi12)

The secret to a good life is to be authentic to yourself and to others. Hiding what you are behind a facade is fine until it is pulled down and the world gets to see what you really are and feel betrayed.
The second secret to a good life is if you are naturally a prick the first secret won't make you popular, but it might get you trusted.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)

169 So the poker player dude broke the glass ceiling, isn’t that how it works when women succeed in a traditionally male thing - like, it’s an achievement?!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2023 06:37 PM (dKx7q)
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He's a historic first!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

170 So is everyone who helped subdue that bastard an accomplice now?

Is accomplice to manslaughter even a crime? I honestly don't know. Probably not, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:47 PM (9UlRk)

171 >I guaran-fucking-tee you he will unlike Dancing Queen of the Choked not be released on his own recognizance.

Well, we can't have these crazy vigilantes running around uncontrolled! that'd be dangerous!

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 11, 2023 06:47 PM (DB16e)

172 "racialized"

Can you imagine being such a goon that you can spout Critical Race Marxism day and night, yet call someone else racialized?

I can't. I couldn't live with myself.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 11, 2023 06:48 PM (szHof)

173 Also, the dressing rooms lock. You can't get into one unless an attendant lets you in. But somehow, Trump and E Jean found one to fool around in! The Plaza Hotel, which he owns, is RIGHT NEXT DOOR, but he wants to do it RIGHT NOW in a fricking department store that probably has spy-cams for thieves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I defer to your expert knowledge. But, as a matter of law, truth of the assertion is an absolute defense against defamation. The jury found that what Trump said about Carroll was true that he did not 'rape' her but then went on to mutter well something happened so we find for the plaintiff. The verdict is contrary to law and the judge has the duty to throw it out when a jury makes a mess.

Posted by: whig at May 11, 2023 06:48 PM (3aLWR)

174 12 Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

"Automatically"?

We're talking about a fairly high level of poker. Anything done at a high level is about small margins of difference in ability. And consistently leveraging that small margin to your advantage.

Does a life devoted to something like that seem something women would de driven to do?

Quite literally, a two inch diff in wingspan might as well be a foot diff in high lvl basketball.

It is a constant high stakes grind playing poker looking to maximize small odds advantages over time.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 11, 2023 06:48 PM (6qxYj)

175 Wow, Bud Light sales even fell in California?

Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM (qyOWd)

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A LOT of frat boys in California.

Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:49 PM (PwgoT)

176 160 Wow, Bud Light sales even fell in California?
Posted by: Jim Beam wants you to support p3d0 and scat fetishes, made a rainbow bottle too at May 11, 2023 06:43 PM

California is like 75% Hispanic now, and the ese aren't down with the LGBTQs.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2023 06:49 PM (NCgXW)

177 Man. I bet Comer and Grassley are going to write a SEVERELY sternly worded letter to the FBI. Whew! I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that one, boy howdy!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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yeah the FBI will have to put that one up on their Wall of ~~Shame~~ Giggles right next to all the other ones.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

178 146 Is Dylan Mulvaney the victim here, srsly???

How about the psychological effects of this obvious man being paraded around in the media as an example of beauty and womanhood, DUDE?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2023 06:41 PM (dKx7q)

The thing is, there are some very pretty transgenders who look like women, who could have been chose in the powers that be wanted them. This poor fellow is a pale caricature of a girl, and always seems like he is mocking women with what he "believes" being a girl is. This tells me that the powers that be hate real women with a fiery passion.

Posted by: Moki at May 11, 2023 06:50 PM (JrN/x)

179 152 He has special reason for annoyance: Tranheuser-Busch's current VP of marketing (currently on leave, not fired) said that Bud Light's image had been "fratty" and involved "low humor."

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it's weird that gals who didn't get their MRS degree in college become obsessed with "fratty" guys.

seems kinda like a ... euphemism
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 11, 2023 06:42 PM (MLrvz)
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Upset that they kept getting banged, but no ring. Not even flowers.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 11, 2023 06:50 PM (TgBWG)

180 Turns out that people get upset when they see obvious fraud in the election. Who knew?
Posted by: whig at May 11, 2023 06:46 PM (3aLWR)
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It's a tell that the Reds keep jumping up and down demanding that Americans affirm that the election was on the up and up. Hillary has repeatedly claimed that Trump's election was fraudulent, and we just ignored her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

181 It is a constant high stakes grind playing poker looking to maximize small odds advantages over time.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 11, 2023 06:48 PM (6qxYj)

Or just splash out a couple million on a Croatian mutant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:50 PM (9UlRk)

182 Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feelin's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh shit, is that a dick?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2023 06:51 PM (SXitU)

183 See, you are not allowed to say nasty things about someone who lies about you in public about an event that never happened. The jury basically said that he didn't lay a hand on her(the rape) but after she accused him, he said nasty things about her. they called his remarks sexual battery. Seriously. Remember the suit was a defamation suit. You would think that if the event never happened and you said the supposed victim was not a victim, had never met the woman and she was lying about you, you are not defaming anyone. She basically brought it on herself .
by lying.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2023 06:51 PM (Y+l9t)

184 127 I don't support men in women's sports because of the obvious physical advantages men have but I'm a little unclear why it is unfair for men to compete against women in things like poker or chess.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

Tranny-focused wokism currently trumps feminism. Self-designated feminists supporting trannies in women's competitions are simply putting the Evil Patriarchy back in control of everything in women's lives.

There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:52 PM (AMIL/)

185 California is like 75% Hispanic now, and the ese aren't down with the LGBTQs.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2023 06:49 PM (NCgXW)
.........

Maybe they will even clean up Watts a bit.

Posted by: wth at May 11, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

186 I seem to recall a Bud Light ad a while ago that had men dressing up as women to get cheap beer at a Ladies Night at a bar. Hilarious!

Posted by: InZona at May 11, 2023 06:52 PM (RiUof)

187 NOOD HITS 2

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 11, 2023 06:52 PM (VTu1l)

188 @180

>>Hillary has repeatedly claimed that Trump's election was fraudulent, and we just ignored her.

There is not a single high level election that that the Democrats lost that they didn't scream bloody murder about.

They're a**holes, they're all f**king demonic a**holes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 11, 2023 06:53 PM (up/3i)

189 Fourth wave feminism is officially dead

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 06:53 PM (9UlRk)

190 If our side was smart, we'd have our version of Gloria Allred bringing forth thousands of women making exact same false claims against Trump and suing him -- turning it all into a total farce.
Posted by: ShainS at May 11, 2023 06:46 PM

Let's see...a little Google-fu, and: Trump won two Minnesota counties, Morrison and Todd, with over 70% of the vote, making it the first election since 1968 where either major party candidate won a county with over 70%.

So, we have the deep Red location to have our "victim" file. Make sure to screen the jurors closely to scrub the few Dem holdouts, and we're set.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2023 06:53 PM (NCgXW)

191 Measure a man by the size of his victimhood.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (EMeSF)

192 We're talking about a fairly high level of poker. Anything done at a high level is about small margins of difference in ability. And consistently leveraging that small margin to your advantage.
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The variance in men's ability (e.g. on IQ tests) is greater than that of women, whose performance tends to cluster more tightly about the mean.

For IQ test, it means that the smartest people tend to be male, but also the dumbest, because more men are out on the fringes of the Gaussian distribution.

Presumably the same phenomenon occurs in other contests.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

193 Ah here it is

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ucut5

Posted by: InZona at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (RiUof)

194 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAsDf3-jtBU

Jamar Thompson-Posthumous Harris County Texas Wrestling Champion.

‘You Trippin’ Man!’: Suspect Shot After Wrestling Texas Cop Over Stolen Car Outside ‘Family Dollar’

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (X0I7i)

195 Good evening, Morona and 'ettes!

I have taught for 33 years in three states--Virginia (7), Pennsylvania (23), and now Florida (almost 2). I have always joined the "teachers' association" for liability insurance and because, in PA, it was the bargaining unit, despite how much I HATED the NEA's politics. I NEVER contributed to the optional PACs.

Duval County is under the umbrella of BOTH the NEA and the ATF.

I found out recently that Florida provides teachers with liability coverage.

Today I quit the union by refusing to sign up for the Epay option (the district cannot automatically withhold dues after June 1). I refuse to support organizations that want to destroy the civilization I am committed to preserving and helping endure.

FYI. even though 96% of my 11th-grade students did not pass last year's state test and are 2+ grade reading levels below 11th grade, 78% passed the District End of Course Examination for 11th-grade English.

One of the most important steps to saving public education is allowing natural consequences for failure: insisting students read on grade-level before moving on to the next grade.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (goJt/)

196 Just asked a bartender at lunch, she said her Bud Light sales are way down, didn’t offer a number. So there’s some CA anecdata.

And no, “bartender” and “lunch” are not words often associated in my routine. To the extent there is any routine.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (r9Wxd)

197 Just asked a bartender at lunch, she said her Bud Light sales are way down, didn’t offer a number. So there’s some CA anecdata.

And no, “bartender” and “lunch” are not words often associated in my routine. To the extent there is any routine.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (r9Wxd)

198 >>Tranny-focused wokism currently trumps feminism. Self-designated feminists supporting trannies in women's competitions are simply putting the Evil Patriarchy back in control of everything in women's lives.

I've been told most of my life that women can perform many mentally challenging, high stress jobs like flying a commercial jet, trading stocks or running a complex business every bit as well as men but somehow they can't handle a game like poker or chess?

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)

199
The verdict is contrary to law and the judge has the duty to throw it out when a jury makes a mess.
Posted by: whig

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Oh, I know all that. I was just adding to the facts that contradict E Jean's ludicrous claim to begin with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 06:55 PM (lCaJd)

200 Sorry about more bad news...
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Todd Bensman @BensmanTodd
You can see Mexican immigration leading this group to the river today as part of their secret WhatsApp coordination with Biden’s DHS as I reported ⁦@CIS_org⁩ yesterday, but texas screwed this up by having a national guard tactical team block them on the bank. Vid by @jwbr77

https://tinyurl.com/mpwpkfr8
1:51 video; sock link too

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

201 Anyone remember back in the 90s when women were suing to get into Men's Clubs?

Well, fuck you, bitches.

Why the animosity? Because homosocialists were the tip of the pedophile spear, and WOMEN have been their auxiliary forces. My own wife hates being reminded of this, but I hated it when she told me I was being mean and bigoted when fruitcakes wanted "equal rights" and marriage.

You're soaking in it, Madge. You dumb c***. Who could possinly have forseen this? Millions of us, assholes.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 11, 2023 06:55 PM (szHof)

202 contexts, not contests

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

203
About 80% through the Trump CNN townhall. I think I would hat-fvck Kaitlan Collins - make her cum over, and over, and over again, then toss a twenty on the pillow and leave.

Trump did one helluva job.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2023 06:56 PM (enJYY)

204 And I shwear, occifer, I only had two beersh.

(is the double posting thing back in the mix?)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2023 06:56 PM (r9Wxd)

205 Rhomboid is drunk.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 11, 2023 06:58 PM (DcKNO)

206 Rhomboid is drunk.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 11, 2023 06:58 PM (DcKNO)

*sighs, shakes head*

And he seemed like such a good boy. I'll pray a rosary for his immortal soul.

*sigh*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 06:59 PM (T/Lqj)

207 Here's a question. Are men automatically better at playing Poker than women because more of them play it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

Practice probably is a big part of it, sure, and being used to playing tougher competitors. There's some math for figuring out the chances of being able to beat another hand (if playing those ones with face up cards), and this might favor men. With women being more emotional the man might be favored in holding a poker face. Men tend to be more of a risk taker, this might favor them in betting and bluffing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2023 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

208 *runs back downstairs*

LAST!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 11, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj)

209 Presumably the same phenomenon occurs in other contests.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

Sure. Which means there are obv women capable of playing high lvl poker. But why would they? There's more to it than raw ability.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 11, 2023 07:02 PM (6qxYj)

210 NOT SPONGE

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

211 82 Here is the headline of a recent Daily Mail article that will break your heart

"Dylan Mulvaney admits to 'having trouble sleeping' since Bud Light backlash erupted - and wonders 'what the psychological effects of being called a man thousands of times a day' will be"
Posted by: Gref at May 11, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

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To be fair, being called a man is undoubtedly a surprising turn of events for him.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 07:04 PM (wzAuc)

212 One of the most important steps to saving public education is allowing natural consequences for failure: insisting students read on grade-level before moving on to the next grade.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 11, 2023 06:54 PM (goJt/)

No, its refusing to hire back teachers whose students fail to reach grade level consistently on the tests.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2023 07:04 PM (eoQWY)

213 209 Posted by: Thesokorus at May 11, 2023 07:02 PM (6qxYj)

Women earn a million dollars a year NOT showing their ta tas on only fans....

Lots of paths to success for actual XX chicks, Dylan Mulvaney not so much.

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 07:05 PM (X0I7i)

214 211 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 11, 2023 07:04 PM (wzAuc)

I admit it I snapped this afternoon, we were out driving and I looked at someone and just blurted....

"Fuck you people, you have made "her female penis" a fucking legal possibility."

Posted by: sven at May 11, 2023 07:06 PM (X0I7i)

215 It's a tell that the Reds keep jumping up and down demanding that Americans affirm that the election was on the up and up. Hillary has repeatedly claimed that Trump's election was fraudulent, and we just ignored her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 11, 2023 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

Of course Trump's election was fraudulent. The Democrats cheated massively in every city in the country and in every state they could. It just did not work that time. They ALWAYS cheat in EVERY election.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 11, 2023 07:07 PM (eoQWY)

216 Pool is another game where you would think it's an even playing field.

Posted by: polynikes at May 11, 2023 07:09 PM (FO8S3)

217 I think I seen professional poker games with mixed men and women on tv

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)

218 Auto racing can be mixed, but women just don't cut it often

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

219 We Has an NOOD, NOT CAFE

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

220 What are you doing ?
https://youtu.be/8PQogX88yjg

Posted by: SMOD at May 11, 2023 08:13 PM (RovqD)

221 Oh hell Deuce, I apologize, I have no idea what I’m talking about. I mean, Meatball (BiteMe) Ron is actually wiping the floor with President Trump; at least according to the latest polls.

This one in particular made me rethink my criticism of Meatball. This poll, taken before President Trump’s butt-kicking on CNN, is all good news for the surging DeSantis:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7fyxvk

Posted by: Dummy #43 at May 12, 2023 01:11 AM (FkMTW)

222 Because men have a PHYSICAL advantage over women, its "totally unfair" for a man to enter a women's poker tournament?

Unless you're prepared to argue that women are mentally inferior to men, there's no reason why there should be separate leagues for poker, or chess, or any other competition in which the playing field is already level.

Posted by: Arradin at May 12, 2023 02:38 AM (5kvQv)

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