Quick Hits

Defeat mechanism of the conservative movement:

Now, I should say, McCarthy is, I think, rebutting his Frenz on the Left who are claiming that these convictions are practically convictions of Trump.

But he's wrong.

He should try reading someone on the right once in a while.

It gets tedious to point this out (see, e.g., here and here), but as prosecutors take their victory lap for yet more seditious-conspiracy convictions today -- this time, four members of the Proud Boys (a fifth was acquitted) -- let's remember that the Justice Department's theory of the Capitol riot is the antithesis of the theory posited by the House January 6 committee and echoed by the media-Democrat complex.
The committee insisted that then-president Donald Trump directed his followers to storm the Capitol on January 6 in order to interrupt the peaceful transition of power. To the contrary, the Justice Department contended that the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, and other riotous rabble-rousers engaged in a violent uprising of their own volition. Preventing Joe Biden from supposedly stealing the election was among their pretexts, but according to prosecutors, these are domestic terrorists who perceive themselves as in hostilities against the government and the anti-traditional drift of society. (As DOJ's indictment put it, "the Proud Boys describes itself as a 'pro-Western fraternal organization for men who refuse to apologize for creating the modern world; aka Western Chauvinists.'"
It is not enough to say that the government did not allege that Trump directed the Proud Boys, and that the government never alleged that Donald Trump was an unindicted coconspirator in the Proud Boys prosecution. In fact, prosecutors fought off the defendants' self-serving attempts to argue that they were being used as scapegoats for Trump and others wielding power.
Just as in prior seditious-conspiracy prosecutions, the government portrayed Trump as if he were a nigh-irrelevant side issue. As I've pointed out before, there are legal reasons for this. At the time, Trump was president -- the most powerful official in the government. If the prosecution's theory were that quasi-militias conducted an attack because they were ordered to do so by the president, then it would be impossible to argue that they were levying war against the United States and opposing government authority by force -- the crime prescribed by the seditious-conspiracy statute. Their defense would be that they were defending the United States pursuant to the direction of the government's commander in chief.
To my mind, while there is not sufficient evidence to charge Trump criminally for the violence (not least because he explicitly stated in the Ellipse speech that he expected a "peaceful" march on the Capitol), it is unrealistic to look at the riot as if Trump were an innocent bystander. On that, the January 6 committee had a point -- Trump is certainly culpable morally and politically for what happened that day. But for political reasons, the Biden administration and Democrats wanted seditious-conspiracy prosecutions because it lines up with their political narrative that our democracy is under siege by Trump-loving, white-supremacist domestic terrorists.
They are thus playing a double game. To get the seditious-conspiracy convictions, they structure prosecutions as if Trump were irrelevant to the riot. Then, once they've got the convictions, they chirp that, right after Trump gave an inciting speech, Trump supporters violently attacked the Capitol to try to keep him in power.

Ugh, I feel dirty quoting that.

But Julie Kelly is, I think, the much more informed legal analyst here. Far from being a "nigh-irrelevant side-issue," Julie Kelly pointed out in her own original reporting of the Proud Boys trial-- I don't think she noticed any National Review personnel dirtying themselves by attending -- and notes that the prosecution repeatedly played Trump's statement at the debate, "Stand back and stand by," as establishing the conspiracy to commit sedition.

If this was irrelevant to their case, it would have been excluded, no? You can't introduce irrelevant evidence at trial. You also can't introduce unduly prejudicial material at trial without good justification. And repeatedly mentioning Trump to a jury which, based on local voter data, voted 93% against Trump is in fact "unduly prejudicial." ("Unduly prejudicial" evidence is evidence which is relevant but whose relevance is small compared the the unfair prejudice it might bring, as when you repeatedly link people to a Republican in a Democrat town. It is excluded if the judge agrees that it is unduly prejudicial.)

So why did the government keep involving this "nigh-irrelevant side-issue"?

Hey National Review, if you're not going to bother covering any of this, then, rather than occasionally parachuting in to make arrogant and false claims, just do what you usually do, which is nothing. Okay?

Write another article about Democrat hypocrisy. Really advance Conservmotive Prinzibuhls by telling everyone that liberals are hypocrites. That always works.

Palate cleanser: Graduation Day Disrespect. Watch the next clip from the Met Gala, too.

Reusable toilet paper from a very intelligent and sane woman. I don't know if Chesty McKnockerflaps has noticed, but her "reusable toilet paper" are just some cheap rags she wipes her huge butt with, and then "cleans."

Alex Stein asks the important questions.

Megyn Kelly: I'm trashing the Most Hated Woman in Media on a daily basis, and also trashing the news outlet the media hates, Fox News. So why aren't leftwing sites like Mediaite, or the CNN "media reporters," covering me?

Her answer: Irena Briganti "has them by the balls" because they rely on her as a source for dirt at Fox.

My answer: Because they hate Tucker Carlson more than Fox. They know that Fox is just a location on the cable menu.

Whoopi Goldberg is going to "write" a comic book called "The Change," about a grossly obese superhero going through menopause.

Ethan Van Sciver pointed out that it's always about periods when female celebrities "write" a comic book. (In reality, they tell a writer what themes they want in the book and the writer writes it.)

A few years ago, a feminist comic book writer wrote a comic book about women becoming were-cats... when they got their periods. And then they killed men (obviously).

When Emilia Clarke ("Dany Targarean" from Game of Thrones) "wrote" a comic book, it was called "Mother of Madness," about a superheroine who gets her powers from... her period.

Is anyone sensing a pattern here?

Whenever a dopey liberal doesn't know what motive they're supposed to claim for making a racket to narcissisticly draw attention to themselves, they say they're "trying to start a conversation."

Oh that reminds me: I'm writing a comic book too. It's called Smegma Be Not Proud. I want to start a much-overdue conversation about dickbrie.

Think of another idea, ladies. I know you think this is "fresh" and "original" and "transgressive" but it's old and tired and hack as hell.

Like Whoopi Goldberg herself.

By the way, the feminist who wrote the "lycanthropy caused by periods" story was forced to apologize... because the book featured only actual biological females becoming were-cats through menstruation, and failed to include male transgenders, who do not menstruate, among the were-cat heroines.

But seriously: Read another Basic Biological Function, female "comic book writers."

Biden's vaccine mandates will end on May 11th.

Well, most of them. He's keeping them on for some federal workers, the people he has the most power over. He'd like to have that same power over every body.

He's keeping the end of the mandate secret, because he wants people to continue believing they must get the vaccine, imposing a vaccine mandate on themselves.

The Biden administration's vaccine mandate began with a roar and ends with a whisper.
President Joe Biden announced a federal vaccine mandate in September 2021 with a speech saying his "patience is wearing thin." More than 18 months later, the mandate will end on May 11, with the White House taking a decidedly low-key approach.

"Do you guys plan to rehire anyone who was fired or voluntarily resigned under that policy?" the Washington Examiner asked press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on Tuesday. "Would they get any sort of compensation, back pay, or anything like that?"
Jean-Pierre responded that she'll have more information in the coming days but not "anything new to share on that at this time."

Oh, she was unprepared for the question? How novel.

The press secretary gave a similar response when asked how White House protocols might change, saying new details will come later, even though the mandate will end next Thursday.
That's in sharp contrast to when the mandate was announced. Biden's speech included harsh words for anyone who remained unvaccinated and promises that there would be consequences.
"My message to unvaccinated Americans is this: What more is there to wait for?" Biden said. "We've been patient, but our patience is wearing thin."
...
"Tennesseans have not forgotten -- and will not forget -- Biden's unjust COVID vaccine mandate," tweeted Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN).
The bigger impact may be on international travelers who will no longer have to prove their vaccination status in order to enter the United States. That was a big win for Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY), a rising Republican star whose district scrapes the Canadian border.
"The lifting of this authoritarian mandate for Northern Border travelers is long overdue," she tweeted. "It is shameful that President Biden has waited this long to lift the draconian COVID-19 travel restrictions."

Biden repeatedly lied to the country and spread Covid Misinformation, telling people that if you got vaccinated, you could not get infected with covid, period. He continued telling this lie no matter how many times he was corrected. Even after he himself contracted covid after vaccination, he continued claiming that the vaccination stops infection.

Because he's an inveterate liar. Always has been.

And he takes bribes, too. The Romans had a policy against that.

A former Maine candidate for governor has been granted a plea deal in his ch1ld p0rnography case. When I tell you he was allowed to plead down to just nine months for possessing sexually explicit material about pre-teens, can you in return tell me if he is a Democrat or a Republican?

Eliot Cutler pleaded guilty to all four felony counts against him for possession of sexually explicit materials showing children under 12-years-old in an hour-long hearing on Thursday in Hancock County Superior Court.
...

"That my behavior was the consequence of an addiction is no excuse," Cutler continued.

While making an excuse. I'm not saying my addiction is an excuse but, you know, I think I should be excuse due to my Irresistible Addiction.

Let's be honest, with as strong as my Addiction to child materials is, I think I should be congratulated just for resisting as much as I did.

I don't want to call myself a hero. I'll leave that to the Mainstream Media.

Judge Robert Murray accepted the plea and the sentencing deal that called for Cutler to serve nine months in jail, a little more than the average six-month sentence in similar cases.

Does the average offender also have a run for high public office on his resume?

Whenever the book gets thrown at Republicans, I'm told the judge had to "set an example."

Apparently judges don't like setting examples with Democrats.

During an investigation leading to Cutler's arrest last March, Maine State Police said they found 83,780 files, downloaded between 2014 and 2021 on Cutler computers and thumb drives -- egregious, pornographic images and videos described in court documents -- in some cases showing adult men having sex with -- r@ping -- girls as young as four.

How many "similar cases" have that much dark, vile material featuring... well you can read the words. I don't want to repeat them.

But you know, this is all normal. Perfectly average. No favors for our Frenz on the Left.

That article didn't reveal his political affiliation. So I have to quote Fox:

Attorney and former Maine gubernatorial candidate Eliot Cutler, a left-leaning independent who almost won the state's highest office in 2010, has pleaded guilty to possessing over 80,000 pornographic images of children under 12.
Cutler, who once served as a Carter administration advisor and aide to former Sen. Edmund Muskie -- Democratic 1968 nominee for vice president -- will spend nine months in prison and be made to register as a sex offender for life.
...

He used his personal wealth to bankroll two campaigns for governor as an independent. He narrowly lost -- by less than 2 percentage points -- to Republican Paul LePage in 2010 and lost again by a much larger margin in 2014.

Politifact: Randi Weingerten is telling the truth. She totally called for schools to reopen!!! (David Strom at Hot Air.)

https://t.co/NRHDSJONuy pic.twitter.com/LnJIVWeaBS
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) May 3, 2023

I mean...

Seems to me that her real agenda was keeping schools closed, attacking every play to open them, and just saying "Boy I'd sure like to open these schools someday" to placate the parents who were furious with her.

But what did she actually do? When she had the chance to act, she would call up head of the CDC Rachel Wallensky and pressure Wallensky to change the criteria for determining the level of infection of a community, which in turn changed how schools behaved, because they would close or open depending on the CDC's ratings for a community's level of infection.

And of course she pressured Wallensky to make it harder to say a community was less infected, and Wallensky obeyed, which kept schools closed.

But Politi"Fact" wants you to know that from time to time she'd say something like "In a perfect world, sure, the schools would be open," and that completely nullifies all her other words and actions.

And speaking of Rachel Wallensky: Unlike Randi Weingarten, she's had the good sense, and possibly enough queasy feeling of shame, to resign.

Dr. Rochelle Walensky, the head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, submitted her resignation Friday, saying the waning of the COVID-19 pandemic was a good time to make a transition.
Walensky's last day will be June 30, CDC officials said, and an interim director wasn't immediately named. She sent a resignation letter to President Joe Biden and announced the decision at a CDC staff meeting.
Walensky, 54, has been the agency's director for a little over two years, and the announcement took many health experts by surprise. In her letter to Biden, she expressed "mixed feelings" about the decision and didn't explain exactly why she was stepping down, but said the nation is at a moment of transition as emergency declarations come to an end.
"I have never been prouder of anything I have done in my professional career," she wrote.

Forget what I said about her possibly feeling a queasy sense of shame.

I really don�t get why people call the woke left a �mental illness.� Here we have a young, clearly intelligent, well dressed young lady presenting a solid, rational, and solutions based argument for some of our biggest problems. pic.twitter.com/DCNOnnh2YQ
— Five Times August (@FiveTimesAugust) May 4, 2023

Drag queen against grooming and putting kids in drag:

Part of my appearance on Jesse Watters. #JesseWatters #FoxNews #dragqueenstoryhour #rupaulsdragrace #LGBT #LGBTQ #kittydemure pic.twitter.com/9QEhkJexmc
— HOGKITTY (@hogkitty) May 4, 2023

Italy bans Fake Meat:

👇🏻👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/2TmFJiPwEI
— David Wolfe (@DavidWolfe) May 4, 2023

I'll know they're serious when they ban Bug-Meat.

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM

Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:22 PM (AW6rC)

2 And if I yeet a third time will it post?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:22 PM (AW6rC)

3 Double yeets!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:23 PM (AW6rC)

4 I appreciate you, ace.

Have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:23 PM (AW6rC)

5 If Trump is guilty of incitement so is Obama....

"Get in their faces", "Punish your enemies."

It will not stop until they get a bloody nose too.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:24 PM (X0I7i)

6 Dickbrie?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:25 PM (AW6rC)

7 Happy Cinco di Quattro!
https://tinyurl.com/4jr94pz3

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:26 PM (Vwz3I)

8
6 Dickbrie?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:25 PM (AW6rC)

Nutcheese?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2023 06:26 PM (mE7cY)

9 If this was irrelevant to their case, it would have been excluded, no? You can't introduce irrelevant evidence at trial.

Well, you CAN but only if the other attorney lets you. If they don't object and say nothing to stop you, the judge isn't going to do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:27 PM (0hOvj)

10 Brie. Dick Brie.

USDA Agent 007.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:27 PM (Vwz3I)

11 I am confused on this focus on menstruation. I have known my wife since we were 13 so coming on 60 years, married nearly 50. I get this cycle, good, and some bad, totally. Who needs this lesson? Oh, people who are fucked up re gender.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 05, 2023 06:27 PM (rH1KZ)

12 Another one...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Massive fire after an explosion at the PEMEX refinery plant in Deer Park, Texas

https://tinyurl.com/26x5r9vt
30-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:29 PM (Vwz3I)

13 And yeah the shaved head lunatic little girl screaming. That was her "speech." And she wasn't upset at the right, she was screaming that extremist far-left London Breed wasn't left wing enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:29 PM (0hOvj)

14 'her "reusable toilet paper" are just some cheap rags she wipes her huge butt with, and then "cleans."'

When I am on the toilet, my farts sound like a jet turbine at take off. Tee-hee

Posted by: C. McKnockerflaps at May 05, 2023 06:30 PM (roH4R)

15 thank you, nurse ratched. you have a nice weekend too.

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2023 06:30 PM (iHBZj)

16 9 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:27 PM (0hOvj)

The smartest lawyers in the world for the defense didn't think on that I guess.

If Orange Man Bad is not guilty of sedition his instructions are not germane, and if he is sue Obama personally for his rhetoric.

That said there is no rule of law here anymore there is the law of the ruled.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:30 PM (X0I7i)

17 Jesus, please...no more conversations about menstruation. What is it with that generation that thinks we have to Talk About All The Things?

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 05, 2023 06:31 PM (26TjH)

18 13 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:29 PM (0hOvj)

We allowed communists to turn out armies of psychologically wrecked students on the government dime.

If only people had been shouting warning the last 60 years.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:31 PM (X0I7i)

19 Proud Boys, mass the troops! Ready your arms! If I lose the election, storm the Capitol and give no quarter!

-Donald Trump

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:32 PM (Ih9rg)

20 "Do you guys plan to rehire anyone who was fired or voluntarily resigned under that policy?" the Washington Examiner asked press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on Tuesday. "Would they get any sort of compensation, back pay, or anything like that?"

Jean-Pierre responded that she'll have more information in the coming days but not "anything new to share on that at this time."

I will be astounded if Joe voluntarily says FedGov will rehire or compensate anyone who was fired for not following a direct order by Joe Biden. I believe SCOTUS is the only hope the fired non-vaxxers have for anything from Biden's FedGov.

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2023 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

21 19 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:32 PM (Ih9rg)

All while donkey flaunts a thinly veiled "deniable" army whose pretext of separation is so thin it makes Karen Carpenter look like Mama Cass.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:33 PM (X0I7i)

22 What is it with that generation that thinks we have to Talk About All The Things?

I understand removing the ban on certain products on TV but do the execs really have to run stuff like tampon and viagra ads? Are they REALLY that starved for ad revenue? Do I need to see ads for pills that help remove herpes warts?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)

23 Do we have to talk about the monthlies? Everybody knows what it is. Enough of this silly ass shit. It's not edgy anymore.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (geLO8)

24 Judge Robert Murray accepted the plea and the sentencing deal that called for Cutler to serve nine months in jail, a little more than the average six-month sentence in similar cases.

--

Wait, what?

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (VW7tl)

25 Italy bans fake meat
Lesbians are gonna be bummed.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

26 Emilie can fo. I did the happy dance when I had menopause.

Posted by: Infidel at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (kHtnd)

27 20 Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2023 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

5th Circuit will force the issue here I imagine, if/when Depends Force 1 says appeal it SCotUS will rule.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:34 PM (X0I7i)

28 If only people had been shouting warning the last 60 years.

Many many people did. But nobody wanted to listen because they were all "backward" and "old fashioned" and "fascist" and "puritans."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:35 PM (0hOvj)

29 Another one...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Massive fire after an explosion at the PEMEX refinery plant in Deer Park, Texas

https://tinyurl.com/26x5r9vt
30-second video
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:29 PM (Vwz3I)

I spent some time in Deer Park years ago. What a dump it was. Dangerous too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:35 PM (NtVYv)

30 This obsession with bodily functions is not healthy or normal.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:35 PM (geLO8)

31 "Reusable toilet paper from a very intelligent and sane woman. I don't know if Chesty McKnockerflaps has noticed, but her "reusable toilet paper" are just some cheap rags she wipes her huge butt with, and then "cleans."

She says her rags are white and without stains, but I see lots of stains and the wiping rags aren't white.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 06:35 PM (NpAcC)

32 Alex Stein: " did she give you anal?" hahahahahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:36 PM (NtVYv)

33 Meh. Something toxic always seems to be on fire in Deer Park. 1/5. Would not visit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 05, 2023 06:36 PM (KFhLj)

34 Wasn't the werewolf/period dealio used in the movie "Ginger Snaps" ages ago?

Question:

If a woman superhero who got her super powers from her period called herself "The Cunt",

would that be the worst thing ever or the best thing evah for the Wine Moms and AWFLs?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2023 06:37 PM (RJQ8g)

35 Men have been doing hulk-like comic book jokes about a woman who gets fierce and strong on her period for decades now, this is not a new and interesting concept. Its just presented without irony or humor by a mental patient

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:37 PM (0hOvj)

36 Ace I can't wait for the release of "Smegma be not proud." It'a about time.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 05, 2023 06:38 PM (ssESX)

37 This may cost social demerit points with our future theocratic overlords, but good for Emilia Clarke. At least it won't mean sitting through yet another goddamned Peter Parker origin story.

Wait, Eliot Cutler? Let's see, by the power of ELOW...

Well, of fucking course. Honestly, I'm surprised they arrested him at all.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 06:38 PM (78UcJ)

38 30 Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:35 PM (geLO

Eh, we are so far through the looking glass our entire civilization is about celebrating the period....

whether XY pretending to a be XX, an XX pretending to be XY, a genuine XX, or like Dylan Moronvaney an XY larping as being XY.

I remember when it was a chick only thing.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:39 PM (X0I7i)

39 >Oh that reminds me: I'm writing a comic book too. It's called Smegma Be Not Proud. I want to start a much-overdue conversation about dickbrie.

Good, because Clarkson already did a "This Smells Like My Bollocks" candle.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 05, 2023 06:40 PM (BGlWj)

40 Alex Stein annoys me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:40 PM (Ih9rg)

41 At least it won't mean sitting through yet another goddamned Peter Parker origin story.

Dude, Batman's origin is the most overplayed one in human history. You cannot get ONE DAMNED MOVIE without it being in there somewhere. Its in the comics all too often. We get it, Zorro, parents die, pearls in an alley, so sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)

42 Proud Boys, mass the troops! Ready your arms! If I lose the election, storm the Capitol and give no quarter!

-Donald Trump

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:32 PM

Quarter will neither be asked nor given.

Posted by: Rob Roy MacGregor at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (ncXxy)

43 Is her sidekick "The Queef?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Ih9rg)

44 Alex Stein annoys me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:40 PM (Ih9rg)

Me too, but somehow I still get a laugh out of it.

The "big juicy booty" was the best.

I would punch him in the mouth if he heckled me like that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

45 Is her sidekick "The Queef?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Ih9rg)

Her Bond name is Pussy Mcfartin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

46 It was said of Bill Clinton that he would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

Even he is impressed by Biden.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 05, 2023 06:42 PM (klJTj)

47 Is her sidekick "The Queef?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Ih9rg)

Her Bond name is Pussy Mcfartin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

Rough week, I'm drinking at work.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:43 PM (NtVYv)

48 41 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)

The thing is at a minimum Mom and Dad died so I am pissed at criminals is integral to the entire zeitgeist of the character....

Parker has a sorta tragic origin that was left on the cutting room floor.....when is the last time captain wisecrack put on his gameface and did the job because "Uncle Ben would want it that way?"

At any rate the entire industry is a dumpster fire, reading "Project Superpowers" by Dynamite with Public Domain heroes hammered that home hard.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:43 PM (X0I7i)

49 America 2023 is all about incompetence.

Phone stopped texting. 5 calls to Babu, 3 online attempts by Babu, 2 days of consternation, no phone fix.

Result….bought new phone. Babu should run for Congress.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2023 06:43 PM (R/m4+)

50 Gaetz is partnering with some smarmy characters, here.

To that end - Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Matt Gaetz (R-FL) have teamed up to co-sponsor a bill which bans members of Congress from trading stocks.
The Bipartisan Restoring Faith in Government Act would ban members of Congress and their spouses and dependents from making financial investments. Also co-sponsoring the bill are Reps. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA) and Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL).

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:45 PM (Ih9rg)

51 Sensible(!) drag queen on Jesse Watters clip looks like Drew Carey. YMMV.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2023 06:45 PM (fs1hN)

52 Marxists will do anything they can to keep DJT from getting on the ballot

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

53 Its in the comics all too often. We get it, Zorro, parents die, pearls in an alley, so sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)

True, but Joker 2019 did it so brilliantly, so I'm only a slight bit less annoyed.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 06:45 PM (78UcJ)

54
It is legal to drive barefoot in Colorado. Huh.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO8)

55 Emilia Clarke superheroine has power coming out of her...wherever.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 05, 2023 06:46 PM (fs1hN)

56 Wow. Herein lies the difference between a 'Quick Hit', and a 'Girthy punch'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 06:46 PM (gKzkw)

57 HOME is where the HO and ME come together

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 05, 2023 06:46 PM (IKlwI)

58 DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.

https://tinyurl.com/4vbcjydu

She's with the Princess of Wales and Zelensky's wife.

Posted by: Upholstery Fabric Makers of America (actually of China, but don't tell anyone, OK?) at May 05, 2023 06:47 PM (AMIL/)

59 Perhaps the Global Kleptocracy has partnered with the Mother Ship and taken them up on their offer to be among the ruling class. If so, could everything happening now be further evidence of the machinations of superior Star Brothers whose only aim is to nurture humanity into the The Singularity?

Posted by: Ancient Aliens Narrator at May 05, 2023 06:47 PM (eFxeZ)

60 Does black spiderman know who murdered his mother?

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (VW7tl)

61 Whoopi Goldberg is going to "write" a comic book called "The Change," about a grossly obese superhero going through menopause.

-
Dumbo Gets Old?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)

62 60 Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (VW7tl)

It was his father.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (X0I7i)

63 Alex Stein annoys me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:40 PM (Ih9rg)

Me too, but somehow I still get a laugh out of it.

The "big juicy booty" was the best.

I would punch him in the mouth if he heckled me like that
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 05, 2023 06:42 PM (NtVYv)
*******
I think he's childish and not funny.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (NpAcC)

64 Soiled again, Ragman!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:49 PM (Vwz3I)

65 Does black spiderman know who murdered his mother?

-

It was his father.

==

AW DAMN!

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:49 PM (VW7tl)

66 63 Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 06:48 PM (NpAcC)

We're not the target audience, remember he is trying to sway the screamer gal.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:50 PM (X0I7i)

67 > DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.

Grandma's all spiffed up for the Rotary Club dinner.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:50 PM (geLO8)

68 65 Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:49 PM (VW7tl)

In Daddy Parker's defense his pimp hand was strong.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:50 PM (X0I7i)

69 Tucker Carlson spoke for about an hour in Alabama yesterday at a fundraiser for Rainbow Omega, a residential facility for developmentally disabled adults.

https://tinyurl.com/3azxt4jw

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

70 69 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

We should be harvesting their ballots.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:51 PM (X0I7i)

71 It was his father.

==

AW DAMN!
Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:49 PM (VW7tl)

As cringe inducing as I expected Black SpiderMan to be, movie Miles Morales is pretty inoffensive. And his supporting cast is arguably carrying his movies.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 06:51 PM (78UcJ)

72 With the PB convictions it sure seems like a good time for McCarthy to release all the J6 tape and Congress to get off their lazy butts and do their own "J6 Committee"

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 05, 2023 06:52 PM (DB16e)

73 58 DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.

https://tinyurl.com/4vbcjydu

She's with the Princess of Wales and Zelensky's wife.
Posted by: Upholstery Fabric Makers of America (actually of China, but don't tell anyone, OK?) at May 05, 2023 06:47 PM (AMIL/)
********
She's a fashion DON'T.
No sense of style.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

74 I think Italy also banned bugs in flour a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (Zo+Li)

75 As cringe inducing as I expected Black SpiderMan to be, movie Miles Morales is pretty inoffensive. And his supporting cast is arguably carrying his movies.

He's a good character, although as of late his comics have been awful and annoying. But he started off well enough, just an alternate universe spidey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (0hOvj)

76 Yes... yes.... this is all well and fine...

But who's having tacos tonight? Or Tequila. Or black beans?

Because you... you people are racist.

*I'm racist*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (Q4IgG)

77 "Because he is an invertebrate liar"

Yup. Scans right.

"Reads again".

Ah. Still.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (9UlRk)

78 >She's a fashion DON'T.
No sense of style.

Posted by: redridinghood

Delaware Chic

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (geLO8)

79 71 Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 06:51 PM (78UcJ)

There are more Welsh descended people here than there are "hispanics" we gonna get SPYERDYRMAAAN? anytime soon??

It is like killing the Blue Beetle to hispanize his ass and make him Moon Knight and Iron Man's bastard son basically.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:53 PM (X0I7i)

80 I had Chinese food for Cinco de quatro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 06:54 PM (9UlRk)

81 Ace,

Maybe you could consider doing a post on "higher profile" conservative women whom you like and respect ( assume Julie Kelly is one of them) because reading about these leftist nutcases all the time is dispiriting . I realize we need to know about them, but I actually know some women whom I would consider "Old time" liberals who are not celebrating menstruation or endorsing reusable toilet paper. And I don't you dislike leftist men too, so it's not a complaint about sexism, but aren't there any sort of heroic conservative women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 06:54 PM (Keyt1)

82 > I think Italy also banned bugs in flour a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Beartooth

the Italians consider 'Italian food' to be a recognized brand and they are protecting it- good for them

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (geLO8)

83
As cringe inducing as I expected Black SpiderMan to be, movie Miles Morales is pretty inoffensive. And his supporting cast is arguably carrying his movies.

Posted by: trev006

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I don't keep up with them any longer, but I think my problem is the same as everywhere. They're killing characters to introduce the Diverse Universe characters. IIRC they really killed Peter Parker so Black Spiderman could be the one that this generation knows.

It's not enough to make solid characters to exist alongside the favorites. They literally have to kill your heroes.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

84 Meant "I know" not don't" you dislike...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (Keyt1)

85 I can't say I'm interested in a conversation about menstruation.

Posted by: NL at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (eGTCV)

86
LOL.

My stepson asked "Do you like Aldi's?"

"Sure, they're fine," I said.

"I bet you like all deez nutz in yo mouf then," he said.

I'm so proud of him.

*wipes tear away, before anyone sees him being such a pussy*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (oINRc)

87 Smegmataman. See how it just rolls off the tongue?

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (iayUP)

88 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Massive explosion at a oil and gas refinery plant with reports of multiple people injured
📌#Deerpark | #Texas
Currently, A large number of emergency crews and other agencies are responding to a massive explosion at a PEMEX oil refinery plant in Deer Park, Texas with reports of multiple people have been injured as this plant produces multiple types of oils and gasoline. Thick black smoke can be seen miles away with multiple explosions being reported

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: Officials have updated and now confirming that this explosion took place at Shell refinery plant in deer park Texas two people are reportedly injured as it’s unclear what caused the explosion officials are saying there is no threat to the public at this time

https://tinyurl.com/57ryf72n
1:12 minute video [different one]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

89 It is like killing the Blue Beetle to hispanize his ass and make him Moon Knight and Iron Man's bastard son basically.

I have heard good stuff about the character, but I liked the old Blue Beetle a lot more. The movie looks bad, and really derivative of Iron Man instead of being fresh and interesting. Throwing a bunch of Hispanic actors in doesn't change that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

90 America paid for Zelensky's wife's dress.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (NpAcC)

91 58
2 beautiful women are necessary to cancel out Jerry Van Dyke in drag

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (roH4R)

92 6 Dickbrie?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 05, 2023 06:25 PM (AW6rC)

Nutcheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 05, 2023 06:26 PM (mE7cY)

Similar to fromunda.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)

93 *wipes tear away, before anyone sees him being such a pussy*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (oINRc)

*flag waves in the breeze*

*eagle screeches*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2023 06:57 PM (9UlRk)

94 Quarter will neither be asked nor given.
Posted by: Rob Roy MacGregor
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I am constantly reminded of how well-read the Horde is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 06:57 PM (vNC/Y)

95 The funniest part about the Blue Beetle trailer is the Hispanic bunch stole the tech and didn't do anything to achieve greatness on their own merits.

Way to stay up to date on current events, Marvel and D.C.!

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:57 PM (VW7tl)

96 Best conversation about menstruation was in "Sexual Perversity in Chicago. I've forgotten the character names, but it goes like this:

Guy; What about menstruation?

Gal: It's under our conscious control. We only do it to drive men crazy with the mess.

Guy: I knew it!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 05, 2023 06:58 PM (2hlEI)

97 Whoopi Goldberg is going to "write" a comic book called "The Change," about a grossly obese superhero going through menopause.
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Maybe this, at long last, will be the thing that makes transgenders say, "you know what? Never mind."

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 05, 2023 06:58 PM (pTb/Z)

98 Cam Newton says his dreadlocks are a reason he is not on an NFL roster

check the photo https://tinyurl.com/5n76exdk

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO8)

99 95 Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:57 PM (VW7tl)

Also hilarious, evidently "hispanic" and "egyptian' are now interchangeable because "pyramids."

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 06:59 PM (X0I7i)

100 Yes, no bugs in pasta flour either.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:59 PM (Vwz3I)

101 Posted by: NL at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (eGTCV)

Most women are not interested in it either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2023 06:59 PM (Keyt1)

102 it’s unclear what caused the explosion ...
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I'm going to go with volatile, combustible petroleum distillates. Just a wild guess...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:00 PM (VG0cN)

103 98 Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO

Yup that's it, they dislike his hair....

it couldn't be that he is a two read runner who never improved.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 07:00 PM (X0I7i)

104 The funniest part about the Blue Beetle trailer is the Hispanic bunch stole the tech and didn't do anything to achieve greatness on their own merits.

I feel for comic book creators, I mean even Stan Lee came up with mutants so he didn't have to create any more origin stories. Yeah its lame to have your powers mailed to you (Ms Marvel) but in my opinion the origin story is the least interesting part of any superhero product.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

105 Well, you CAN but only if the other attorney lets you. If they don't object and say nothing to stop you, the judge isn't going to do it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 06:27 PM (0hOvj)

The defense attorneys protested everything to the point of near yelling matches with the judge. It was a show trial.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 05, 2023 07:01 PM (V9be6)

106 The defense attorneys protested everything to the point of near yelling matches with the judge

Yeah the judge has the call on whether or not an objection is valid or not and if they're against you, there's nothing you can really do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 07:02 PM (0hOvj)

107 From my mind to Marsha Blackburn's tweets, apparently. I definitely remember who was and wasn't on my side when 'they' had a go at my ability to support myself financially.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:02 PM (PZvjL)

108 I was going to buy a First Edition copy of Ace's book: "Smegma be not proud.", but the pages were all stuck together for some reason.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2023 07:02 PM (e6UQI)

109 I feel for comic book creators, I mean even Stan Lee came up with mutants so he didn't have to create any more origin stories. Yeah its lame to have your powers mailed to you (Ms Marvel) but in my opinion the origin story is the least interesting part of any superhero product.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

Someone kept bats too close to the pangolin enclosure and then . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2023 07:02 PM (xhaym)

110 PolitiFart

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2023 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

111 Yes. A woman's monthly condition is a private matter between her and the local witch doctor. I'll thank you to leave me out of it.

I had a screwdriver and I'm drunk.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

112 Yeah its lame to have your powers mailed to you (Ms Marvel) but in my opinion the origin story is the least interesting part of any superhero product.

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Maybe don't have hispanics doing illegal stuff to get ahead, though.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 07:03 PM (VW7tl)

113 I was looking forward to January 6. Almost went because I thought it would be an historic moment wherein a pause in the transition of power would occur while the veracity of our electoral process was thoroughly questioned and investigated. To see the hyperbolic description the media and American Kleptocrat politicians have maintained for three year now completely contrast what was televised live should have every American on high alert and recognizing an impending coup that will not be reversed.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 05, 2023 07:03 PM (eFxeZ)

114 88 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: Officials have updated and now confirming that this explosion took place at Shell refinery plant in deer park Texas two people are reportedly injured as it’s unclear what caused the explosion officials are saying there is no threat to the public at this time

https://tinyurl.com/57ryf72n
1:12 minute video [different one]
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Just in time for people getting out and about as Spring approaches Summer. Admittedly many refineries are older than me (forever 30) but pardon me while I reach for my foil hat and opine on the rapid rise of fires and explosions that are affecting critical industries in the past 3 years.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:03 PM (W+kMI)

115 I feel for comic book creators, I mean even Stan Lee came up with mutants so he didn't have to create any more origin stories. Yeah its lame to have your powers mailed to you (Ms Marvel) but in my opinion the origin story is the least interesting part of any superhero product.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 07:00 PM

Mutants are lame because you don't have to create any back story for them, you just have them wake up one day with mutant powers. And you can make up a metric $hit ton of mutant powers all day long. Ergo, an infinite amount of new characters for your universe with zero thought and no back stories on.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 05, 2023 07:03 PM (ncXxy)

116 Sure seems to alot of refinery accidents, or do these happen frequently and not reported..aka local story?

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (/6GbT)

117 DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.
......

If I had a couch that looked like that I'd drop it off at Goodwill.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

118 How much superhero energy do menopause women have?

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

119 98 Cam Newton says his dreadlocks are a reason he is not on an NFL roster
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Dreadlocks are nasty. A very nice Jamaican guy worked at a convenience store nearby and I asked him how he washes them. He said you don't wash them at all.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

120 IIRC they really killed Peter Parker so Black Spiderman could be the one that this generation knows.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

Not exactly. That Peter Parker was the "perfect" origin for whom everything went well. Right up until it didn't.

But yeah, you're mostly right. You should read Arkhaven and Alt-Hero, if you haven't already. Shade is going to br the Batman of this generation.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 07:05 PM (78UcJ)

121 All you comic book fans (which I'm not), you ARE getting your free reads at Voxday, right?

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:05 PM (cPGH3)

122 118 How much superhero energy do menopause women have?
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe

45 years of build up.. could be hulk worthy

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2023 07:06 PM (/6GbT)

123 Cam Newton says his dreadlocks are a reason he is not on an NFL roster
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Actually, it was the capri pants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:06 PM (gKzkw)

124 punchline...
He told me he's been saving up for 65 years, and I thought he was talking about money!

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

125 At this point, between the "went insane and thought he was a spider" and clone storyline and Mephisto resetting the universe to bring back Aunt May and give Pete a divorce from MJ, its probably a mercy killing to get rid of Spider-Man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

126 121 Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:05 PM (cPGH3)

Eh like I said upthread, "I quit."

Project Superpowers is so much better than Marvel/DC these days it depressed me.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 07:07 PM (X0I7i)

127 One of the things I learned from Pliny is that the plural of 'smegma' is 'smegmata'. Why you would need such a word I don't want to know.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)

128 85 I can't say I'm interested in a conversation about menstruation.
------
On the list of characteristics that interest me in an actual woman or a fictional woman, the status of her mensuration (past, present, future) is waaaaay down the list. Don't appreciate commercials about it either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq94WXec-Dc

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:08 PM (W+kMI)

129 Sure seems to alot of refinery accidents, or do these happen frequently and not reported..aka local story?

--

This is a big problem with the shift from the high-trust society that was Heritage America you grew up in to the low-trust America we're now in.

Not too long ago your first thought would be "Oh no, I hope no one was hurt!" Now it's, at best, "I don't believe the news about this," and at worst "I wonder if that was us or one of the countries we're at war with?"

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 05, 2023 07:08 PM (VW7tl)

130
Smirnoff Vodka has gone tranny too:

https://tinyurl.com/2obub72t

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:08 PM (Mzdiz)

131 123 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:06 PM (gKzkw)

One can make a non-nonsensical argument Cam was the first TG superbowl QB.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 07:08 PM (X0I7i)

132 " ...materials showing children under 12-years-old in an hour-long hearing on Thursday in Hancock County Superior Court."

Those poor poor children! They'll be scarred for life.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2023 07:09 PM (2/gGn)

133 Soros is buying Vice Media for $400 million.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnr3bx

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 07:09 PM (sWM8x)

134 How much superhero energy do menopause women have?
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe

"I'm the PMS Avenger, I only work 4 days a month. Anyone have a problem with that?"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2023 07:09 PM (xhaym)

135 DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.
------

Drapes...maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:10 PM (oeYLT)

136 How much superhero energy do menopause women have?
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe

45 years of build up.. could be hulk worthy

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 05, 2023 07:06 PM

My wife had her lady guts cut out at 40 to prevent that, well that and the tumors, but mostly so she wouldn't develop any mutant period powers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 05, 2023 07:10 PM (ncXxy)

137 This Trump clip is hilarious.
The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸
@ColumbiaBugle
LMFAO What A Legend

https://tinyurl.com/mprv7vcv

Posted by: redridinghood at May 05, 2023 07:11 PM (NpAcC)

138 UPDATE: There was NO EXPLOSION at the Shell Refinery in Deer Park, TX.

Sheriff Ed Gonzales, at the Press Conference, confirms that leaking petrochemicals ignited, but not as an explosion. Watching the video, I'd say he's right. Burn and scorch damage from heat, but not twisted wreckage indicative of a destructive blast.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2023 07:11 PM (e6UQI)

139 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: Officials have updated and now confirming that this explosion took place at Shell refinery plant in deer park Texas two people are reportedly injured as it’s unclear what caused the explosion officials are saying there is no threat to the public at this time

https://tinyurl.com/57ryf72n
1:12 minute video [different one]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

Neighbor died of burns from an oil refinery explosion when I was a kid. My parents weren't too keen on me working on the firecrew at that refinery years later to pay for college.I had to fight a few smaller fires there and it was scary because you didn't know what might be leaking or venting and it a flash you could literally be a piece of toast.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (Zo+Li)

140 You need an old and young priest to get rid of smegmata.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (y/a4v)

141
Rochelle Welensky has resigned as head of the CDC.

She says she is the most proud of her tenure there of anything she's ever done.

Good job, Rochie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (Mzdiz)

142 I'm really mixed up on J6. At first I thought it was stupid and futile, but FedGov's insane overreaction coupled with ongoing attempts to impose equally insane social experiments on the public at large make me think that maybe it was necessary to reveal the beast in its true form. The dropping of the final veil, as it were. Maybe I should have been there. Maybe if I get purged by either side of the inevitable civil war I had it coming for being a bit of a waffler when those sides were drawn. Maybe I was screwed either way, maybe we all are.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (PZvjL)

143 "How much superhero energy do menopause women have?"

Laser eye beams that can freeze.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (iayUP)

144 But Julie Kelly is, I think, the much more informed legal analyst here.

She went to all of the court hearings open to the public. She was on Levin yesterday. All of the public 'defenders' either worked in the DOJ or worked in firms with the prosecutors. One malignant tentacle washes the other.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 05, 2023 07:13 PM (jzzG8)

145 116 Sure seems to alot of refinery accidents, or do these happen frequently and not reported..aka local story?
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The refineries in Texas are a big deal, since they handle a great deal of oil refining for both foreign & domestic consumption. Ever notice when a hurricane hits Louisiana or Texas the price of gas jumps fifty cents for two weeks? This is going to make the stock market go nuts.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:13 PM (W+kMI)

146 135 DOCTOR Jill wearing a furniture fabric dress at a pre-Coronation reception today.

call me by my name

Posted by: up holstery at May 05, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3)

147 One can make a non-nonsensical argument Cam was the first TG superbowl QB.
Posted by: sven

TG?

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:13 PM (cPGH3)

148 Oh, and one of the PD's handed over all of their debriefing material to the DOJ during the trial.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 05, 2023 07:14 PM (jzzG8)

149 Maybe I should have been there. Maybe if I get purged by either side of the inevitable civil war I had it coming for being a bit of a waffler when those sides were drawn. Maybe I was screwed either way, maybe we all are.
Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM

Don't beat yourself up. I'm a Trump stan, but no way was I headed to DC without a shit load of guns. Maybe you'll lose a lot, but there's not a lot you can do about that. Get ready, go.

Posted by: trev006 at May 05, 2023 07:14 PM (78UcJ)

150 Rochelle Welensky has resigned as head of the CDC.

She says she is the most proud of her tenure there of anything she's ever done.
Good job, Rochie.
Posted by: publius
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Doesn't speak well of her previous 'achievements'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:15 PM (bJHK5)

151 147 Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:13 PM (cPGH3)

Cam is interesting at practices from what I have heard.

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 07:15 PM (X0I7i)

152 Laser eye beams that can freeze.
Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:12 PM (iayUP)
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That power starts about age 13.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 05, 2023 07:16 PM (2YtOq)

153 "Oh that reminds me: I'm writing a comic book too. It's called Smegma Be Not Proud. I want to start a much-overdue conversation about dickbrie."

_____________

Just when I thought Matthew Noto was the finest prose poet on the internet, ace pens this gem.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 05, 2023 07:17 PM (wNDOJ)

154 Don't beat yourself up. I'm a Trump stan, but no way was I headed to DC without a shit load of guns. Maybe you'll lose a lot, but there's not a lot you can do about that. Get ready, go.
Posted by: trev006

That's because no one advertised it as an insurrection. It wasn't one. So no reason to go (watch).
(Like the "elites" did outside Washington during the Civil War).

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:17 PM (cPGH3)

155 138 UPDATE: There was NO EXPLOSION at the Shell Refinery in Deer Park, TX.

Sheriff Ed Gonzales, at the Press Conference, confirms that leaking petrochemicals ignited, but not as an explosion. Watching the video, I'd say he's right. Burn and scorch damage from heat, but not twisted wreckage indicative of a destructive blast.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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...or we could all once again get the wrong idea from chickenlittlenews.com. Gas prices will still spike all the way through Memorial Day. $5/gallon average across the Main 48 again, whee!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:17 PM (W+kMI)

156 Another, the dummy-dumb-dumbs at the FBI handed over to the defense a set of email detailing among other things that they were surveilling the defense communications with their clients.

Yeah. Such stalwart defenders of justice they.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 05, 2023 07:18 PM (jzzG8)

157 OK. I'll bite again.
TG?

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

158 This is a nice article from Intellectual Takeout.

https://tinyurl.com/yr9b6scj

Mentions the invocation Scalia's son gave at the Heritage Foundation

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 05, 2023 07:18 PM (u7leW)

159 Ha. Yep, I bet gas has already gone up a dime in more than a few counties.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 05, 2023 07:19 PM (kb4+v)

160 ""Mother of Madness," about a superheroine who gets her powers from... her period."

does she agree that trans men also get their super powers from their periods, or is she a transphobe that must be cancelled?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2023 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

161 There are a lot of acronyms and sobriquets on this site

we need a dictionary, a Rosetta Stone, something

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:20 PM (geLO8)

162 157 OK. I'll bite again.
TG?
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Tranny. Cam is a little light in his cleats.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

163 Refineries are odd mixes of high pressure, high temperature, hydrogen, hydrocarbons, etc. a lot can go wrong in a hurry.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 05, 2023 07:21 PM (rH1KZ)

164 Feminists are ashamed of everything having to do with womanhood. This is why they feel the need to overcompensate about menstruation.

Feminists are ashamed of women giving birth, having periods, being emotional, being physically weaker than men, being compassionate and feminine. The see them as weaknesses when measured against men. For modern feminists, man is the measure of all things.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 05, 2023 07:21 PM (BJKQV)

165 oK. Still don't get it, but I'm slow.
Thanks.

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:22 PM (cPGH3)

166 133 Soros is buying Vice Media for $400 million.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnr3bx
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Where is James Bond when you really need him?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:22 PM (W+kMI)

167 Cam Newton is a vegan

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:22 PM (geLO8)

168 Nicely done nurse.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2023 07:23 PM (3CCua)

169 This Trump clip is hilarious.
The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸
@ColumbiaBugle
LMFAO What A Legend

https://tinyurl.com/mprv7vcv
Posted by: redridinghood

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Donald Trump is not real.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b7OKpD-uB_4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 07:23 PM (FVME7)

170 157 Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

Tranny

Posted by: sven at May 05, 2023 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

171 exdem13. No quarrel about the f'd nature of any TV news, but I'm watching it all in real-time, and I've watched a LOT of these in real time.

Seeing lots of burning going on, but it's burning in, around and through physical installations that look to be about 99% intact, save for very smokey flames.

There WILL BE a lot of twisted steel afterwards, from heat-warping and damage. But a BLAST, such as the one that killed fourteen at the BP Plant in Texas City (2004?), that one looked as if a WWII 5,000 lb. blockbuster bomb had gone off, there. You could SEE the blast damage, everywhere.

I'm seeing a lot of pooled product here, on the ground and burning, and I'm seeing more product being vented out of piping, and burning. But only in one frame, am I seeing any kind of flame erupting from a laterally split pipe, and yep, it's burning like a mofo!

Throw a match at pooled gasoline on the ground. It'll go up with a "whoomph", and not a "BANG!".

Still not where I want to be standing, mind you. But I'll take a whoomph over a BANG in these things, every time.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2023 07:24 PM (e6UQI)

172 "Tranny. Cam is a little light in his cleats.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist"

Not that I give a fig, but I didn't know that.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:24 PM (iayUP)

173
45 Is her sidekick "The Queef?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 05, 2023 06:41 PM (Ih9rg)

Her Bond name is Pussy Mcfartin

It's talking to you Daddy

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at May 05, 2023 07:25 PM (UIngH)

174 162 157 OK. I'll bite again.
TG?
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Tranny. Cam is a little light in his cleats.
====
Cam is also a big liar like Kaeperdick. I've seen the backs of a bunch of NFL helmets. Braids, dreads, Viking ponytails, bristle-brush tails, all are present. Cam got cut for not living up to his salary, again.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:26 PM (W+kMI)

175
Prince Harry is being allowed to attend Chuckles coronation. But that's all. He's not going to be in any photos, any official processions.

The Bitch was not allowed to attend at all. But they let him come. You won't even know he's there.

Good job, Harry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:26 PM (Mzdiz)

176
80,000 images? That sure beats my totally hetero collection of Dana Hamm bikini images by a factor of about 1000%.

Too many sick fvcks in this country (D)eciding elections.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 05, 2023 07:28 PM (enJYY)

177 167 Cam Newton is a vegan
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That's enough reason to cut him right there. Real NFL dudes hit the surf & turf special at any of Jack Ruby's restaurants and have vanilla ice cream on their cake/pie for dessert.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:28 PM (W+kMI)

178 I heard that someone managed to mow a lawn dong at one of the sites involved with King Chuck's coronation. Absolute Fucking Legends, they are.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:29 PM (PZvjL)

179 >Prince Harry is being allowed to attend Chuckles coronation.

He can be in the building, but that's it.

He has chosen poorly.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:29 PM (geLO8)

180 Fort Smith is hosting some sort of motorcycle deal this weekend that always draws large crowds (and really fucks up traffic). The highway that runs past my digs has had a lot of motorcycle traffic today, heading into Fort Smith. Mostly your geriatric crowd on the Harleys they wanted as a kid. I didn't see one EV motorcycle (a few Electra Glides but they don't count).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 07:29 PM (lz5hY)

181 Cam Newton ain't pretty enough to be a successful tranny.
Means he's just a fagg.

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:29 PM (cPGH3)

182 Prince Harry is being allowed to attend Chuckles coronation. But that's all. He's not going to be in any photos, any official processions.

The Bitch was not allowed to attend at all. But they let him come. You won't even know he's there.

Good job, Harry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:26 PM (Mzdiz)
.......

Maybe he could seduce Z-dog's wife.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2023 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

183 I don't know how you think you'll get enough nutrition to play pro ball on a vegan diet.

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:30 PM (geLO8)

184 The King is a fink!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 05, 2023 07:31 PM (qoGsy)

185 That sure beats my totally hetero collection of Dana Hamm bikini images
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She doesn't look like such a good girl.

Posted by: Annette Funicello at May 05, 2023 07:31 PM (sWM8x)

186 I don't know how you think you'll get enough nutrition to (successfully) play pro ball on a vegan diet.
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

187 If Harry has a lick of sense he will stay over there.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:32 PM (iayUP)

188 175 Prince Harry is being allowed to attend Chuckles coronation. But that's all. He's not going to be in any photos, any official processions.
====
"False, fleeting, perjured Harry" - William Shakespeare, possibly

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:32 PM (W+kMI)

189 #178 Picture here:
https://tinyurl.com/538bd2p2

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 05, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

190 "went insane and thought he was a spider"

-
There's a 'tube about rmakes in the pipeline. One is Arachnophobia. Perhaps not a classic but an enjoyable movie. John Goodman was hilarious. Biggest cringe? They're remaking one of my favorite movie, Vertigo, this time starring Robert Downie Jr.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qT_EsaNCy3Q&t=657s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 07:32 PM (FVME7)

191 186 I don't know how you think you'll get enough nutrition to (successfully) play pro ball on a vegan diet.
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute
Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

More accurate. I've got to think he has to pay a pretty damn expensive nutritionist to craft a diet that could even theoretically work - and here's hoping he's not allergic to seeds or nuts, or then it does become impossible...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 05, 2023 07:33 PM (exHjb)

192 My mom's turning into a toddler. She just stuck her paw in a cup of chip dip.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 05, 2023 07:33 PM (jzzG8)

193 >>>Whoopi Goldberg is going to "write" a comic book called "The Change," about a grossly obese superhero going through menopause.

Where would she get the inspiration?

Posted by: flounder at May 05, 2023 07:34 PM (7R+co)

194 >> If Harry has a lick of sense he will stay over there.

They don't want him over there. He is persona non grata with most of the Brit public, not to mention his family.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:34 PM (Mzdiz)

195 publius were the Feds coming after her as well?

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2023 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

196
I heard that someone managed to mow a lawn dong at one of the sites involved with King Chuck's coronation. Absolute Fucking Legends, they are.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:29 PM

Yeah, I saw the pic, it's a definite dong. I remember when people like you drew pictures like that in New York Library books. Funny boys. Well let me give you a hint junior, this is about looking at a lawn without getting your mind warped.

Posted by: Lt Joe Bookman at May 05, 2023 07:35 PM (enJYY)

197 They don't want him over there. He is persona non grata with most of the Brit public, not to mention his family.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)

A true feat. It's not easy to piss off the entire English speaking world... but by Gawd, he dunnit!

Posted by: MkY at May 05, 2023 07:36 PM (cPGH3)

198 "They don't want him over there. He is persona non grata with most of the Brit public, not to mention his family.
Posted by: publius

I think he could be forgiven if he begged for sanctuary.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:36 PM (iayUP)

199
Chuckle's coronation is going to be much more low key and less expensive that his mama's by a long shot.

There was some talk in the past that they would call Camilla queen consort, let her still be some Duchess of something, but that's changed. She will be crowned queen consort, and get "Majesty". Queen Camilla.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2023 07:37 PM (Mzdiz)

200 He just has to plead insanity by way of the puth-thay.

Posted by: fd at May 05, 2023 07:38 PM (iayUP)

201 >They don't want him over there. He is persona non grata with most of the Brit public, not to mention his family.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Seriously, he will go down in history as one of the greatest fuck-ups of all time-
it's truly breathtaking what an absolute disaster he's made of his life-

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:38 PM (geLO8)

202 196 Heh. Bookman the library cop. One of the funniest episodes. If you ever watch it, keep an eye on Seinfeld trying to control laughter. "Listen, Joy Boy...".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 07:39 PM (lz5hY)

203 >She will be crowned queen consort, and get "Majesty". Queen Camilla.

not bad, considering she was a once a party to adultery

'correspondent', I think the barristers call it

Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:40 PM (geLO8)

204 186 I don't know how you think you'll get enough nutrition to (successfully) play pro ball on a vegan diet.
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute
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Yeah, because when All-Pro Defensive End Lurtz Urukhai (OSU) is coming at you like a freight train, it's good to be on a diet that reduces muscle mass & tone.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:41 PM (W+kMI)

205 I think he could be forgiven if he begged for sanctuary.
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She 'ypnotized m'tallywacker, she did!

Posted by: Harry at May 05, 2023 07:42 PM (sWM8x)

206 Over 300 minors, some as young as 10 years old, found illegally working at McDonald’s restaurants

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If they're old enough to get their balls chopped off, they're big enough to flip burgers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 07:42 PM (FVME7)

207 Note to self...turn ON image search censoring when looking for "totally hetero images of some babe in a bikini"

Whoa, that was not safe for work. But she has craycray Dadario eyes. And kbdabear would totes feature her in his posts.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 05, 2023 07:42 PM (3CCua)

208 Seriously, he will go down in history as one of the greatest fuck-ups of all time-
it's truly breathtaking what an absolute disaster he's made of his life-
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:38 PM (geLO

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Hmmm. Hunter or Harry? Which one is more messed up?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 05, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

209 I'd lived a long time not knowing what smegma is. Will now try to unknow.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2023 07:43 PM (AmoqO)

210 Cafe is open, y'all.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 05, 2023 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

211 201 Seriously, he will go down in history as one of the greatest fuck-ups of all time-
it's truly breathtaking what an absolute disaster he's made of his life-
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute at May 05, 2023 07:38 PM (geLO

I'm so old I can remember when he and his brother Prince Wotsisname were well liked and respected by all, doing manly military shit and generally upholding the best traditions of the European aristocracy. How the mighty have fallen, indeed.

Posted by: CppThis at May 05, 2023 07:44 PM (PZvjL)

212 Mike Ditka training table. Two pounds of steak, rare, topped with four eggs, and a side of Kielbasi, washed down with a milkshake. This bedtime snack will tide you over until breakfast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 07:44 PM (lz5hY)

213 206 Over 300 minors, some as young as 10 years old, found illegally working at McDonald’s restaurants
===
This is one of those stories that I find very hard to believe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 05, 2023 07:45 PM (sWM8x)

214 Seriously, he will go down in history as one of the greatest fuck-ups of all time-
it's truly breathtaking what an absolute disaster he's made of his life-
Posted by: DB - characteristically mute

Well, at least he didn't marry Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 07:45 PM (FVME7)

215 Over 300 minors, some as young as 10 years old, found illegally working at McDonald’s restaurants
===
This is one of those stories that I find very hard to believe.

--

Where in the midwest do you live?

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 05, 2023 07:47 PM (kb4+v)

216 199
Chuckle's coronation is going to be much more low key and less expensive that his mama's by a long shot.

There was some talk in the past that they would call Camilla queen consort, let her still be some Duchess of something, but that's changed. She will be crowned queen consort, and get "Majesty". Queen Camilla.
==========
"Who exactly is the King of England?"
"You are, sire."
"That is correct. And thus I declare that my beloved lady wife Camilla shall be crowned queen along with me."
"Yes sire, as you wish."
"King of England!"

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:48 PM (W+kMI)

217
Mike Ditka training table. Two pounds of steak, rare, topped with four eggs, and a side of Kielbasi, washed down with a milkshake. This bedtime snack will tide you over until breakfast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Even Gene Kelly the famous dancer had to consume something like 8,000 calories a day based on his activity level.

That's a lot of heads of lettuce. Like 8,000 more or less.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 05, 2023 07:48 PM (enJYY)

218 Two pounds of steak,

-
I saw a true crime show today in which a possible motive for murder was a monthly car dealership dinner in which the guy who sold the most cars got steak and everybody else got beans. Apparently, there was a bean throwing incident.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 05, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

219 Refineries are odd mixes of high pressure, high temperature, hydrogen, hydrocarbons, etc. a lot can go wrong in a hurry.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
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The cat is out of the bag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2023 07:50 PM (FSo+R)

220 206 Over 300 minors, some as young as 10 years old, found illegally working at McDonald’s restaurants
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If they're old enough to get their balls chopped off, they're big enough to flip burgers.
====
By golly, I think we've found some of those missing illegal kids that INS misplaced.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 05, 2023 07:51 PM (W+kMI)

221 217 That's a lot of heads of lettuce. I've been on a salad kick lately. I'm glad I'm not kidding myself that it's for weight loss. Assorted veggies, low fat italian dressing and then here comes the hard boiled egg, cheese, crumbled bacon, and croutons. I should just drive down the road and hit a buffet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 07:58 PM (lz5hY)

222 I came out of lurking just to mention the fact that I think all the EV sales are here in Illinois because that's all I see I swear one every 10 or 15 cars I see in the western suburbs is a freaking Tesla and I flip off everyone.

Posted by: Theo at May 05, 2023 07:58 PM (l312u)

223 166 133 Soros is buying Vice Media for $400 million.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnr3bx
========
Where is James Bond when you really need him?
Posted by: exdem13

He's working for Soros.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 05, 2023 08:00 PM (J7wri)

224 I came out of lurking just to mention the fact that I think all the EV sales are here in Illinois because that's all I see I swear one every 10 or 15 cars I see in the western suburbs is a freaking Tesla and I flip off everyone.
Posted by: Theo

--

They're luxury car purchases by people with twice the median income of most americans. The Tesla buyers have real cars when they need them, same as Corvette buyers.

Non-luxury EV sales are less than 150K nationwide. For perspective, Honda sells around 250K Civics (their "I guess I can't afford the payments on an Accord" car)

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 05, 2023 08:26 PM (kb4+v)

225 Mike Ditka training table. Two pounds of steak, rare, topped with four eggs, and a side of Kielbasi, washed down with a milkshake. This bedtime snack will tide you over until breakfast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2023 07:44 PM (lz5hY)

Ditka, the first modern tight end. The numbers he would put up now.

Posted by: JmT at May 05, 2023 08:48 PM (mnBAX)

226 "Trump is certainly culpable morally and politically for what happened that day."

Translation: "Trump is not guilty, but I want him to be guilty, so I will make up a new legal theory just for Trump just so I can pronounce him guilty. Oh - and while I am at it I will exonerate my BFFs on the J6 commission who said Trump was guilty by making it sound like they said he was guilty but not guilty-guilty, which to clarify means he was guilty in the moral and political sense but not guilty-guilty in the criminal sense. Thank you and be sure to donate to NRO's eternal fundraiser so we can continue to find Trump guilty but not guilty-guilty and other outstanding legal insight."

Posted by: Mhandisi at May 05, 2023 09:41 PM (IXANy)

227 Mitch McConnell - the guy who took away the House's power to set budget piorities for a year, with another Ominbus - has put himself into the negotiations over the debt limit and budget cuts.

Does this make anyone else have the vision of Robot from Lost In Space flailing it's arms with shouts of "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

This is bad. Very bad.

I'll place bets now that McCarthy ends up walking away with no real budget concessions. He is being set up by McConnell, who has likely already cut a deal with Biden.

Get ready for McCarthy to cave.

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