Quick Hits

Is Michelle Obama the actual candidate for 2024? Kurt Schlichter call this the "nightmare scenario," which of course means it'll almost certainly come true.

All the attention is on the Republican race right now, but it should be on the Democrat race following the announcement, by that desiccated pervert masquerading as our president, that he thinks (sic) that he can go another round as president. The sad fact is the only people happy about Biden's presidency are that very real doctor, Jill, and Jimmy Carter, who is serene in the knowledge that he was not the worst president of the last century thanks to Grandpa Badfinger.
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Don't think there are not a bunch of Democrats out there with dreams of the presidency consulting the actuarial tables and poking pins into their Joe Biden voodoo doll. Kamala Harris has been measuring the drapes since day one, though she's so dumb she probably does it in the wrong room of the White House. Gavin Newsom is working to gain some recognition for something besides hobos squatting on the sidewalk, leaving the seething cesspool that is California and presuming to tell Florida how to do things right. Plus, Felonia Milhouse von Pantsuit is still kicking, and it's not like she has the attention of her husband to distract her. You know Bill Clinton would be thrilled to have her in Washington, mostly because his wife (sic) would be much less likely to walk into their Chautauqua place and catch him in the hot tub doing lines off the rear ends of a couple of topless cougars. Again.

That's a "(sic)" burn.

But there's another nightmare scenario lurking out there, one that should put a chill down the spine of every American who doesn't want to see this country collapse into utter chaos and despair. What are the chances that Michelle Obama will come out of her expensive and luxurious retirement to try to take up the banner for the Democrats in 2024?

Speaking of spine, I've got a great campaign motto for Moose:

I'M BAAAAAAAACK, BABY...!

That's really Moose's back.

She looks like she could deadlift any number of Barack's boyfriends.

I saw a guy on Twitter offer $10,000 for anyone who could provide him with a picture of Michelle Obama, when "pregnant." As far as I know, he still has that money.

Schlichter continues:

She has certainly sparked a lot of speculation, and a lot of dread, among Republicans. And the Republicans are right to dread her. The kind of Chardonnay -- swilling, overly-credentialed, and under-educated, sexually unsatisfied suburban wine women who adore Michelle Obama are going to be a key demographic in 2024, and Michelle owns them lock, stock, and Häagen-Dazs.

He ultimately decides she probably won't run because she's "lazy and frivolous" and likes spending her time floating on airbeds in the Mediterranean and talking to "interesting Italians." You know, like her husband (sic).

But still, a frightening thought.

By the way, the second half of that post is about Trump not being a very good candidate about any other Democrat except Joe Biden, so if you don't want to read that, don't.

May I suggest this one instead?

The aptly-named David French, whose latest sinecure is as the New York Times's pet pseudo-Conservative, has really come into his own as the conservative who liberals want, and who liberals need. Soft, sissified, and sanctimonious, he's pretty much John Lithgow in Footloose if the priggish preacher watched a lot of Morning Joe -- and he'd be careful to overlook the Mika homewrecking thing because he knows where his wafer is buttered. French is always there to wag a finger at the right-wingers, articulating a vision of conservatism shackled by norms and principles that prevent them from actually conserving anything. French is not merely a surrender monkey, but a surrender organ-grinder's monkey, dancing for nickels to whatever tune his master plays.
He's the perfect conservative for people who hate conservatives, always eager to please by being eager to lose. His writing sounds like what leftists sipping their kombucha and perusing the paper think is conservative, but it is nothing of the sort. There's not a leftist premise that French fails to accept, and he's embraced by the enemy only because he's non-threatening. He's a friend zone conservative, the guy the leftists come to for succor when the mean butchcons keep them from killing babies or allow people to keep scary guns (French was once with us on these and other issues, but he somehow happened by pure chance to evolve into the same positions on these matters as the people paying him -- weird coinnkydink, huh?). David is the guy the hottie cries to about the big, bad stud who's mean to her and then, after he's wiped her tears, she goes over to the big, bad stud's place while David writes a screed about what a jerk the guy the hottie actually wants is. You read his stuff and you know there's some weird stuff underneath it all. You get the vibe that the guy's browser history is something you want no part of.
Lately, French has been flacking in favor of Disney, because apparently there's a conservative principle we were unaware of where we must submit entirely to woke corporations and accept whatever poison they choose to inject into our culture. The left wants our submission, and David comes along to explain why, to attain True Conservatism™, submission is mandatory. It's kind of remarkable how he is so perfectly attuned to the desires of the leftists who read his garbage paper. David French is whatever he needs to be at any given time. When he was litigating First Amendment stuff, he was some kind of civil libertarian, then he was a conservative at National Review, then he was whatever the hell those dopes are at The Dispatch, and now he's the muddled mess pumping out nonsense at the NYT. He's a ridiculous man, but he's figured out his scam, and it works for him.

He writes about David French's defense of Disney, and his claims that Disney will probably win its suit to force Florida to re-grant it its Reedy Creek Improvement Zone rights. If you're thinking, "Wait, that doesn't sound right, a corporation can't force the government to grant it special permissions," you're right, but David French has long been a very bad lawyer.

I remember reading an argument he had with Andy McCarthy. McCarthy said that Trump couldn't be prosecuted for something or other -- maybe the meeting Trump, Jr. had with the Russian who hired FusionGPS and said she had dirt on Hillary -- because the crime has two elements, only one of which had arguably been satisfied. The other clearly had not.

In any criminal prosecution, all elements of a crime must be proven. If you're charging someone with burglary and prove they broke in (one element) but not that they had the intent to take property therein and move it to another place (they word like that so you can't say "I just wanted to borrow it, man, not steal it"), then you can't prove burglary. You can't prove most of the elements of a crime. You must prove all of the elements of a crime.

But David French insisted that Trump could be prosecuted, because, even though one element of the crime clearly was absent, Trump really satisfied the other element of the crime, and that should make up for the other element being completely missing.

If that doesn't sound right to you: Congratulations, you are a better legal analyst than David French.

I don't know how French behaves as an actual litigator, but I do know about his writings. And I say: Never, ever trust David French's claims about what the law is. He is such a passionate -- crazed, I mean -- zealot for whatever "princibuhls" he's decided to fight for this week, that he grossly lies about the law, or is so blinded by smug righteousness he can't read what the law actually says.

The law is whatever David French needs it to be for his next histrionic column.

Schlichter dispenses with him neatly. David French is trying to claim Disney has free speech rights that were violated, but Schlichter cites a longstanding principle of law: If the state has the power to do something, the courts shall not inquire into their motives for doing that thing. Even if The Devil DeSantis rilly rilly wanted to punish Disney for speaking out, no court can tell the state it is not allowed to do what it plainly has the power to do (repeal Disney's special exemption to the law) just because David French finds their motives for doing that "outrageous" or whatever.

As Schlichter notes: David French forgot to inform his New York Times audience of that longstanding precedent.

Again: Do not trust David French's word on anything, including whether he'll pay you for your stud services for tonight's session. He is either incompetent or just a liar. Again, I don't know what he says in court, but what he says outside of court is nonsense and highly-partisan lies.

Companies across America are cutting their staffs because this is the Hottest Economy In History, Jack!

A wave of layoffs that hit dozens of US companies toward the end of 2022 shows no sign of slowing down into 2023.
Morgan Stanley and Dropbox are the latest companies to announce cuts: Morgan Stanley is reportedly cutting 3,000 by the end of the quarter, while Dropbox's CEO said last week the company would cut 500 jobs. Gap, meanwhile, said it would cut 1,800 jobs as part of a restructuring plan meant to cut costs at headquarters and in upper management.
The news comes after Lyft told employees on April 21 it would eliminate 1,200 roles, or about 30% of its workforce. The cuts will apply to corporate staffers, as Lyft does not consider drivers to be official employees of the company.
These companies join a large number of major corporations that have made significant cuts in the new year: Tech companies, including Meta and Google, and finance behemoths, like Goldman Sachs, announced massive layoffs in the first weeks of 2023 amid a continued economic downturn and stagnating sales.
The downsizing followed significant reductions that companies including Meta and Twitter made last year.
The layoffs have primarily affected the tech sector, which is now hemorrhaging employees at a faster rate than at any point during the pandemic, the Journal reported. According to data cited by the Journal from Layoffs.fyi, a site tracking layoffs since the start of the pandemic, tech companies slashed more than 185,000 in 2023 alone -- compared to 80,000 in March to December 2020 and 15,000 in 2021.
But it's not just tech companies that are cutting costs, with the major job reductions that have come from the Gap, along with FedEx, Dow, and Wayfair.

You know that Vice is preparing to declare bankruptcy if it can't sell off any of its worthless components. Below, a Vice "reporter" says that Vice was just too "brash" in reporting from the front lines of world conflicts, and The Man just couldn't let them be successful.

Kyle Sheideler says "No, it wasn't that."

What you might not know is that Vice's games "journalism" unit, Waypoint, will be shut down effective June 2nd.

So I don't think that component can be sold off.

Waypoint
@waypoint
You might have already heard, but VICE is shutting down Waypoint. The crew will be around until June 2nd to record a few podcasts and stream a few streams and find a few five-star runtimes, but soon, the Waypoint project is over. You were the best audience we could've asked for.

Clownfish TV says that Waypoint was another woke games "jounalism" site and signed off their podcasts by saying "F*** capitalism," but without the asterisks, because no one knows how to pronounce an asterisk.

Apparently capitalism said "No, f*** you."

Palmer Luckey is some kind of tech innovator who was involved in the deveolpment of Occulus VR. He celebrates the end of Waypoint:

Palmer Luckey
@PalmerLuckey
VICE is shutting down games media division, Waypoint, and laying off the entire staff.
I wish I could be magnanimous, but no, good riddance. Those assholes spread nasty lies about me for years in official and non-official capacities. "Fuck Capitalism and Go Home" has been their podcast signoff for years now, guess they finally got what they wanted.
I am sure most of them will find a home at one of the many outlets from the 0% Interest days that doesn't care about ethical journalism practices or making money, but sometimes you have to appreciate the little wins.

For the people who think this is in poor taste, sorry, no sympathy. The lies these people told are part of why I had my entire company and identity ripped away from me. They went for my scalp, kicked me while I was down, celebrated my fall and derided my return. Screw 'em.

Apparently he paid for an anti-Clinton billboard, so the games "journalists" dug into his history to destroy him, and accused him of "financing racist memes," which apparently was just a lie.

Palmer Luckey
@PalmerLuckey
You have fallen for a false narrative. I paid for an anti-Clinton billboard, but all those stories about me funding racist memes were based on a completely fabricated narrative spread by a handful of journalists.
There is a reason nobody ever showed a single shred of evidence.

Someone showed "evidence" he was a racist -- which consisted of him making the "Okay" sign standing next to Steve Bannon.

That's their evidence. That's their justification for a cancellation.

Doogie2K
@Doogie2K
I literally don't know who you are.
I do know who a lot of the Waypoint folks are, because they were good at their jobs and entertaining.

Palmer Luckey
@PalmerLuckey
Their job was to make money. Instead, they lost money. Maybe you found them entertaining, but the people in charge weren't laid off for being good at their job.

Nice.

Speaking of failures, Jen Psaki.

Fox's weekday ratings collapse is lifting most boats -- but not Jen Psaki's on MSNBC. Her rating are low and falling every week.

Via Megyn Kelly, who Trumpishly brands Psaki a non-talent-haver.

Poynter, one of the Independent Nonpartisan evaluators of what's fake news or real news, calls this a "strong start" and loves -- just loves -- her partisan trashing of Tucker Carlson.

Psaki said, "Throughout it all, Fox backed Tucker. When asked in 2021 to comment on Carlson's long record of lies and bigotry -- and you just heard a lot of them there -- Fox News plainly said, 'We fully support him.' And for years they did. But if you think Tucker's firing means Fox has seen the light? Don't hold your breath. Don't judge them on why they fired Carlson. Judge them for all the times they didn't and judge them for what they're still putting on the air this week. Since his exit on Monday, it's been business as usual for their prime-time lineup."

Wow, that is indeed Stronk, Poynter. Thank you for bringing this Stronkness to my attention.

NYC mayor Eric Adams says that Texas Governor Abbott is trying to hurt "black-run cities" by busing illegal aliens there.

Wait, I thought that illegal aliens were culturally enriching and the very backbone of the American economy.

But you say their presence "hurts" "black-run cities."

Have I been had?

Have I been run amok?

Have I been led astray? Bamboozled?

"This weekend, we learned that Governor Abbott is once again deciding to play politics with people's lives by resuming the busing of asylum seekers to New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, and Washington, D.C.," the black Democratic mayor wrote in a press release.
"Not only is this behavior morally bankrupt and devoid of any concern for the well-being of asylum seekers, but it is also impossible to ignore the fact that Abbott is now targeting five cities run by Black mayors.
"Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."
Abbott's office denied that it ever stopped sending migrants to the Big Apple or that it has bused any to Los Angeles or Denver.
Abbott, who is white, has said the buses are to protest what he calls the Biden administration's dangerously lax immigration policies and the targeted municipalities' decision to become "Sanctuary Cities," which don't report illegal immigrants to deportation officials.

Finally, via Tree Hugging Sister at Hot Air, Biden has appointed Noted Tech Genius Kamala Harris to be the Administration's Point Woman on... Artificial Intelligence.

I mean, duh, obviously. Who knows more about intelligence, organic or artificial, than Kamala Harris? And who knows more about parsing the English language for the meaning encoded in its words than the woman who told us that "Tomorrow will be today, tomorrow"?

WORD SALAD MODE: ACTIVATED

KAMALA HARRIS on climate change: "I think of this moment as a moment that is about great momentum." pic.twitter.com/EUB1dfugUP
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 12, 2023

On this episode of “Wise” Words with Kamala Harris:

“I think it's very important...for us, at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present.”

pic.twitter.com/PjrUfhJJbF
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) April 26, 2023

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Update: Chuck Grassley calls the information about the Joe Biden bribery scheme "highly credible."

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Grassley discusses the letter sent to the FBI after a Whistleblower revealed existence of an FBI record alleging then-VP Joe Biden engaged in a CRIMINAL bribery scheme with a foreign national. pic.twitter.com/bBL4Wc8zlo
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 3, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 continue reading??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

2 I don't know about Mike.

She hated the White House; and Obama is lazy and an average intellect with both happy with their various grafts.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

3 That's a girthy fricking post ace. I am enjoying the remains of my buffalo chicken keto wraps!

I wonder what shoulder routine Big Mike does?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (/xaUq)

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Posted by: The Muldoon 5000 at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

5 Toned shoulders!

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (iayUP)

6 I just are a keto word salad.

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2023 06:13 PM (7Tb4o)

7 Hail to the Queef.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)

8 Mike plays tight end for Barrack.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

9 > I saw a guy on Twitter offer $10,000 for anyone who could provide him with a picture of Michelle Obama, when "pregnant." As far as I know, he still has that money.

There's video of big MO dancing on Ellen's show and you can clearly see something dick shaped moving around down there. There are also at least two videos of Barack messing up and calling her Mike.

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Posted by: The Muldoon 5000 at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

Damn. I thought we were on MuldoonGPT 3.0. I saw something the other day that 4.0 was coming, but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:14 PM (/xaUq)

11 Or maybe Barrack play tight end for Mike.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2023 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

12 Word salad contain no GMO.

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (7Tb4o)

13 All this over a damn flag?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (N5C4b)

14 Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities.

Brown run cities in Texas are full. The mariachi band out front should have told you.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (z8EmA)

15 A linebacker and a mincing ponce enter a bar....

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (2YtOq)

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Posted by: The Muldoon 5000 at May 03, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

Damn. I thought we were on MuldoonGPT 3.0. I saw something the other day that 4.0 was coming, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:14 PM (/xaUq)
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Pppfffttt. The Muldoon 5K is nothing.
Wait until the 6K comes out!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (anj39)

17 "Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."

Is he 'steam rolling' over minorities?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (/xaUq)

18 a longstanding principle of law: If the state has the power to do something, the courts shall not inquire into their motives for doing that thing

Longstanding until Trump, you mean.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (pwExq)

19 Here's the video of Mike dancing on Ellen.

https://streamable.com/bqu5v6

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (KRe1G)

20 "He ultimately decides she probably won't run because she's "lazy and frivolous" and likes spending her time floating on airbeds in the Mediterranean and talking to "interesting Italians." You know, like her husband (sic).

But still, a frightening thought."

yeah, she has been on a free ride since her college days ... nothing has prepared her for even Pretending to be a presidential figure.

I mean Biden reveals he is an idiot, but Michelle has never faced any confrontation ... she has her perfect life ... why would she mess that up? (or maybe certain people convince her .. "you don't have to do much of anything, we take care of everything, ... OR we make you life harder by by looking into our kompromat files)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

21 I am sure most of them will find a home at one of the many outlets from the 0% Interest days that doesn't care about ethical journalism practices or making money, but sometimes you have to appreciate the little wins.

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The 0% interest days is the most important part.

It cannot be stressed enough.

A couple of years of high interest times, when debts need to be renegotiated or new debts need to be taken on, will make most corporations rethink their need to project socialistic thinking over earning profits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (xPkf4)

22 15 A linebacker and a mincing ponce enter a bar....
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2023 06:15 PM (2YtOq)

'mincing ponce'

Well played. Simple. Good.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (/xaUq)

23 Who better to represent Artificial Intelligence then someone with none...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

24 Is there a stain on Mike's dress? It sure looks it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (ZCCyW)

25 There's video of big MO dancing on Ellen's show and you can clearly see something dick shaped moving around down there. There are also at least two videos of Barack messing up and calling her Mike.
Posted by: bonhomme

I've got two different pictures of her readjusting himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (z8EmA)

26 No photos of Michelle pregnant. I totally forgot about that.

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (7Tb4o)

27 Keep an eye on Grenell's groin, if it enlarges when he see Michelle, it's a dude.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (N5C4b)

28 I saw a guy on Twitter offer $10,000 for anyone who could provide him with a picture of Michelle Obama, when "pregnant." As far as I know, he still has that money.

Now do their college thesis.

Bary did not got to school as Barak!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (BRHaw)

29 "Inside Psaki" Barfff.

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (VMFAF)

30 NYC mayor Eric Adams says that Texas Governor Abbott is trying to hurt "black-run cities" by busing illegal aliens there.

Wait, I thought that illegal aliens were culturally enriching and the very backbone of the American economy.

But you say their presence "hurts" "black-run cities."

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The war between blacks and Hispanics, begun has it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (xPkf4)

31
Speaking of gas appliances, we had a three-day, three-night power outage in my liddle community in the recent bad weather. Thanks to my gas stove, I could make HOT COFFEE and not stand in one of the round-the-block lines at Starbucks like everyone else.

My gas water heater blessedly does NOT have an electric igniter, so I got to take hot showers unlike everyone else.

I can only imagine what women and minorities will suffer when those bans are fully in place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (lCaJd)

32 Abbott's office denied that it ever stopped sending migrants to the Big Apple or that it has bused any to Los Angeles or Denver.

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Just because the NYT stops talking about a thing, doesn't mean that a thing stops happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (xPkf4)

33 26 No photos of Michelle pregnant. I totally forgot about that.
Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (7Tb4o)

Why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (/xaUq)

34 Is Michelle Obama the actual candidate for 2024?

This Bud's for you, Michelle...

Posted by: Tranheuser Busch at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (Sv58p)

35 Update: Chuck Grassley calls the information about the Joe Biden bribery scheme "highly credible."

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"Cut my budget, bitch."
-Merrick Garland, flipping Grassley off

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (xPkf4)

36 "Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."
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And the nut killed on the NYC subway had this Commie defend him this way...

Rev.Kevin Mccall @iamrevkev
The blood of Jordan Neely is on Mayor Eric Giuliani Adams for cutting the mental health & homelessness services out the budget .He has more concern about the police resources than homelessness resources.He is the black Giuliani of 2023 !

I knew Rudy Giuliani, "Reverend", and Adams is no Rudy Giuliani.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (Vwz3I)

37 Is he 'steam rolling' over minorities?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:16 PM (/xaUq)

That in his wheel house

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (BRHaw)

38 Is the way the left are getting support to ban gas stoves part of a new lefty strategy? Like Obama using "stray voltage" to cover up his failures. It just seems to follow a pattern, like lockdowns, masks and sex changes for kids

1) Leak outrageous plan, knowing the right will criticize it.
2) Deny plan exists. Opposition is a "right wing conspiracy theory."
3) Knee-jerk leftist sheep mock the right's opposition & are now onboard by default
4) Implement plan, now with full support of Democrat base who are terrified of being called "MAGA" if they don't support it.

It keeps happening.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (BJKQV)

39 Ace, you need to find the picture of Michelle Obama on stage with Bruce Springsteen. She is wearing the ugliest pair of pants and should have been embarrassed to be seen in them. She also looks like a tranny.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (Y+l9t)

40 Are the Oshitstain girls finished with rehab?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (N5C4b)

41 "Inside Psaki" Barfff.
Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2023 06:17 PM (VMFAF)

Basically, icy, howling winds and the roaring of demons, with a brackish tang throughout.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (T/Lqj)

42 Wow, that's a lot of content. BBL after I've read it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (OX9vb)

43 Maybe Kamala's speeches are written by an AI

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (/H+Uu)

44 Damn, moose could be on the card for WWE

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (/6GbT)

45 36 Rev.Kevin Mccall @iamrevkev
The blood of Jordan Neely is on Mayor Eric Giuliani Adams for cutting the mental health & homelessness services out the budget .He has more concern about the police resources than homelessness resources.He is the black Giuliani of 2023 !

I knew Rudy Giuliani, "Reverend", and Adams is no Rudy Giuliani.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (Vwz3I)

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Adams won by 40%.

He is what NYC wants. I hope they enjoy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:20 PM (xPkf4)

46 She also looks like a tranny.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (Y+l9t)

She looks like a linebacker

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2023 06:21 PM (bs+z0)

47 Michelle or Kamala in the White House.

Hmm, vindictive witch or the lazy dunce?

Gosh, hard to make a choice between two such highly qualified individuals.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 03, 2023 06:21 PM (2YtOq)

48 Didn't Moose play noseguard for the Packers back in the early 70's?

Without a helmet.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (qoGsy)

49 And Oprah in the bullpen - when we talk about a bullpen we really mean it!

Posted by: 13times at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (7Tb4o)

50 I sort of love that the only accomplishments Democrat women have is being associated with a man that actually accomplished something.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (Rje4K)

51 That in his wheel house
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:19 PM (BRHaw)

He's on a roll.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (/xaUq)

52 Ashley Capoot? A fitting name for a dim-whitted woke journalist, if I ever heard one.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

53 "By the way, the second half of that post is about Trump not being a very good candidate about any other Democrat except Joe Biden, so if you don't want to read that, don't."

But bits filled with gems like this;

"So, DeSantis maybe, but Trump, no way. These awful, awful people will flock to the polls to vote against Donald Trump, excited by the prospect of doing so in a way that their sad-sack husbands could never achieve."

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (x7plP)

54 I can only imagine what women and minorities will suffer when those bans are fully in place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 03, 2023 06:18 PM (lCaJd)

We will build shower houses at the camps for your showering pleasure.

- Kommandant Hochul

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

55 50 I sort of love that the only accomplishments Democrat women have is being associated with a man that actually accomplished something.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (Rje4K)

========

It's true. Dianne Feinstein's only accomplishment is being associated with her driver, a Chinese spy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (xPkf4)

56 There is no way EVs are 6% of sales.

The best grid has maybe 2% or 3% extra capacity.

So 6% coming in at 6 PM, plugging in, and needing as much as an A/C.

6 impossible things before bfast

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

57 Feel good story of the day:

Owner pleads for dog to be returned after truck stolen in eastern Ontario:

https://tinyurl.com/4rd3cz83

Diesel the dog found safe in Quebec one week after being stolen south of Ottawa:

https://tinyurl.com/rfh7rx6s

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (3FcG9)

58 Who's the linebacker in the dress?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (VdGjU)

59 "Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."

"Black-run" cities are somehow forbidden from turning illegals in? Why are you using "black-run" to mean the city is not run?

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (ptElO)

60 He's on a roll.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:22 PM (/xaUq)

he aint gonna take this sitting down

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

61 and devoid of any concern for the well-being of asylum seekers

Dear Mayor Adam's,

We pay Governor Abbott to be concerned about Texans. Full stop.

Get back to us should New York City ever manage to produce a decent salsa.

Bless your heart,
-- Texans

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

62 Well in Chuck's eyes he's right.

No one is taking away your gas stove.

You just won't be able to put one in a new building.

See? Overreach avoided! Those distracting Republicans.

Posted by: sharksauce at May 03, 2023 06:24 PM (l6DYb)

63 She was on a date night with Barack at a Springsteen concert. He must have called her up on stage and they gave her a mike and she sang with the backup singers. At one point, Springsteen comes over and leans in so they can kind of dance together and sing. It was disgusting to watch.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (Y+l9t)

64 I swear Kamala is cribbing from Kang & Kodos:
"Tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (hwQUl)

65 There is no way EVs are 6% of sales.
-

Everything is an op.

They count hybrids.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (Rje4K)

66 Michelle is not a petite woman, and that dress is very unflattering.

The “bulge” in the dance video looks like the zipper to me. I don’t think she is really a man. I think she is a tall, broad woman who could have easily played for the WNBA, if you know what I mean. She requires a lot of makeup to tone that down.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

67 No one currently opining on politics knows what the powers that be are going to do.

Except the power that be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

68 67 No one currently opining on politics knows what the powers that be are going to do.

Except the power that be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

========

I don't think they know either.

They spin wheels to figure out what's next.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (xPkf4)

69 You just won't be able to put one in a new building.

See? Overreach avoided! Those distracting Republicans.

Posted by: sharksauce

That's exactly the replies on the Twatter. Hundreds of wall-eyed jackasses just repeating it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (jzzG8)

70 56 There is no way EVs are 6% of sales.

The best grid has maybe 2% or 3% extra capacity.

So 6% coming in at 6 PM, plugging in, and needing as much as an A/C.

6 impossible things before bfast
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

Easily could be. New sales are a small percentage of installed base.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (pwExq)

71 he aint gonna take this sitting down
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

He's wheeling and dealing!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (/xaUq)

72 I'm willing to pay good money to see Michelle Obama put David French in a scissor lock.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (x7plP)

73 58 Who's the linebacker in the dress?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (VdGjU)

and nd nd nd nd

number 79 9 9 9 9

Big Mike ike ike ike

Big Mike Robinson

With enough toys to pleasure any woman

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (BRHaw)

74 I read Michelle Obama's senior thesis.

Mine is only marginally more readable.
/to be fair

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (EZebt)

75 They spin wheels to figure out what's next.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (xPkf4)

Good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (/xaUq)

76 So 6% coming in at 6 PM, plugging in, and needing as much as an A/C.

6 impossible things before bfast

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

Now add short-haul trucks to the mix. You know, the trucks that need 15,000 pounds of battery and would draw as much as 20 houses.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (ZCCyW)

77 Easily could be. New sales are a small percentage of installed base.

-

And I've posted it before, but somewhere around 70-75% of the sales are to government and corporations.

No one wants them. It's all fake.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (Rje4K)

78 I told the A.I. my best joke and it said it didn't get it! It isn't nearly as smart as the programmer told me it is! kacklekacklecackle

Posted by: Kamala, in the moment at May 03, 2023 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

79 A few are saying Mooch might be the best Savior of the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2023 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

80 Dear God, I've heard college stoners with more profound insights and eloquence than Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at May 03, 2023 06:29 PM (fKIdX)

81 Verbose!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 03, 2023 06:29 PM (X+iTM)

82 I wish my drawers could be unburdened of what has been, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 06:30 PM (sWM8x)

83 "Wait, that doesn't sound right, a corporation can't force the government to grant it special permissions,"

___

LOL.
- Hawaiian Judge (in Florida)

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2023 06:30 PM (OalnH)

84 He's wheeling and dealing!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:26 PM (/xaUq)

I am tiring of these wheelchair jokes. I will rotate to another jokes stream.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:30 PM (BRHaw)

85 67 No one currently opining on politics knows what the powers that be are going to do.

Except the power that be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2023 06:25 PM (Q4IgG)

Can I use that one

Posted by: Kamala at May 03, 2023 06:31 PM (qwO6y)

86 I am tiring of these wheelchair jokes. I will rotate to another jokes stream.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:30 PM (BRHaw)

I can't feel my penis!
-Gov Abbott

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:31 PM (/xaUq)

87 Hey, did you hear about the parking garage in iirc NYC collapsing? Tragedy.

Weird how they left out why it collapsed.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:31 PM (Rje4K)

88 If the state has the power to do something, the courts shall not inquire into their motives for doing that thing

------------

Dude that rule doesn't apply at all to conservatives before a liberal judge.

In NC the struck down the Voter ID under the supposition the Legislature was acting with racist motives.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 03, 2023 06:31 PM (cMXNt)

89 74 I read Michelle Obama's senior thesis.

Mine is only marginally more readable.
/to be fair
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (EZebt)

I saw Dr Mrs First Lady Mother Jills. It was a goat fuck where the goats got BB Qued!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:32 PM (BRHaw)

90 You read his stuff and you know there's some weird stuff underneath it all. You get the vibe that the guy's browser history is something you want no part of.

That's why I don't read his stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:32 PM (fWTJL)

91 69 That's exactly the replies on the Twatter. Hundreds of wall-eyed jackasses just repeating it.

====

Fits in with the normal lefty pattern.

"No one's taking your guns away! You just can't buy new ones! Or give yours to other people! We're not anti-gun!"

Posted by: sharksauce at May 03, 2023 06:32 PM (l6DYb)

92 Huh? What? FBI? Biden? Da fuq all y'all talking about? Weirdos.
- ABC, NBC, CVS, NPR, CNN, WaPo, NYT

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (OalnH)

93 "I don’t think she is really a man. I think she is a tall, broad woman who could have easily played for the WNBA"

the Obamas could have released video or picture evidence of her pregnant (if it was true). BUT it might have been a political consideration to NOT do that, thinking that it was politically advantageous to let the ("evil" conspiracy theory) rumor spread.

I like that "Hillzbot"? Hillz something) site that had a pic of Obama sitting on a couch snugged up against some dude ... with the quip "no non-gay guy has ever sat on a couch with a guy like Obama does in that picture".

heh .. supposedly lots of people KNOW from the Chicago bath house days, BUT, what the FBI/CIA and the flucking media covered 24/7 was the (Hillary Lie) that Trump was a Russian Asset.

Man, we are in deep shiit.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (Cus5s)

94 90 You read his stuff and you know there's some weird stuff underneath it all. You get the vibe that the guy's browser history is something you want no part of.

That's why I don't read his stuff.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:32 PM (fWTJL)

We talking ARRRRRRR Martin or Steven R Donaldson? Or Gerrold?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (/xaUq)

95 Now add short-haul trucks to the mix. You know, the trucks that need 15,000 pounds of battery and would draw as much as 20 houses.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (ZCCyW)

Imagine theres no houses

Posted by: John Fucking Lenin at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (BRHaw)

96 Big Mike is too lazy to wanna be Preznit

she already has ridiculous wealth and a fawning coterie of admirers wherever she goes- why add work?

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (geLO8)

97 And I've posted it before, but somewhere around 70-75% of the sales are to government and corporations.

No one wants them. It's all fake.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 03, 2023 06:27 PM (Rje4K)

Not so much. Tesla sales are to people not governments. I mean some are, but most of their sales are to people.

And Tesla pretty much owns the EV market.

I'm not going to buy an EV, but there are use cases for them. Problem is the "plan" is not to replace every ICE vehicle one-for-one. More like one for ten. You peasants don't need all that private transportation.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2023 06:34 PM (pwExq)

98 she already has ridiculous wealth and a fawning coterie of admirers wherever she goes- why add work?
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:33 PM (geLO

You think Biden is 'working'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:34 PM (/xaUq)

99 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw)

100 That's a man baby........

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 03, 2023 06:34 PM (ncXxy)

101 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw)

102 I have seen a few teslas around town. It seems strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 06:35 PM (/xaUq)

103 You have to admit, a trans President would seem to be the next logical step for Clown World America.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:35 PM (iKBwy)

104 this is weird, apparently the 1A is fine afterall. Trump lawsuit against NYT tossed by judge.

odd, considering fox news paid 700 million they were so scare about their "lies", ie., discussing relevant news of interest to their viewers

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 03, 2023 06:35 PM (MLrvz)

105 Is Michelle Obama the actual candidate for 2024? Kurt Schlichter call this the "nightmare scenario," which of course means it'll almost certainly come true.

==

I am going to say "no". She makes millions now, she does what she wants, travels in style, lionized everywhere and ...no work, no scrutiny ! Which is a requirement. So rest easy ! No Michelle 2024. She might be a factor, and she might throw her considerable weight behind a candidate here and there, but that will be the end of her political involvement.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:35 PM (V13WU)

106 Biden has appointed Noted Tech Genius Kamala Harris to be the Administration's Point Woman on... Artificial Intelligence.

.. when you don’t have any NI (Natural Intelligence) , you may desperately need AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 06:36 PM (PXiOn)

107 You have to admit, a trans President would seem to be the next logical step for Clown World America.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:35 PM

Why the heck not? We are currently getting rolled by every country on earth that has a grudge against us at this point, why not elect a tranny and make the collapse complete.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2023 06:36 PM (ncXxy)

108 You know Michelle would kick 0bama's ass in a fight

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:37 PM (geLO8)

109 I agree with those who say no way will Big Mike run.

Got a meal ticket for life with no effort.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 03, 2023 06:37 PM (T/Lqj)

110 I'd say about 1 in 20 cars in Nassau county are Teslas.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (Eeb9P)

111 ICE maybe 100k as a nice car
Then goes to people that need a cheaper car to got to 150k
Then it goes to people that need a real fucking cheap car to go to 200k

Now do trucks

You can have open borders or EVs, you cant have both.

Posted by: Tesla Friedman at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (BRHaw)

112 Intelligence.

.. when you don’t have any NI (Natural Intelligence) , you may desperately need AI (Artificial Intelligence)
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 06:36 PM (PXiOn)

Like saccharine instead of sugar

Posted by: 7man at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (qwO6y)

113 No way does Michelle Obama run. She's too lazy. It's really that simple.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (Qt4kF)

114 She also looks like a tranny.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

There's a really good reason for that. Joan Rivers wasn't lying, you know.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (iKBwy)

115 You know what?
I'm sure you don't so I l'll tell you when I'm I'm in heaven I want to hang out in a heavenly pub with CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (VdGjU)

116 108 You know Michelle would kick 0bama's ass in a fight
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:37 PM (geLO

Now do Bill

or Jimmy

Posted by: Tesla Friedman at May 03, 2023 06:39 PM (BRHaw)

117 62 Well in Chuck's eyes he's right.

No one is taking away your gas stove.

You just won't be able to put one in a new building.

See? Overreach avoided! Those distracting Republicans.

Posted by: sharksauce at May 03, 2023 06:24 PM (l6DYb)

Yes, the New York State government won't take away your legacy gas appliances. But it will eventually ban the use of natural gas in the state. Along with banning the sale of propane. Checkmate, serfs.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 06:39 PM (AMIL/)

118 The Chicago Bears should have drafted Mooch Obama in the third round of the NFL draft.

She looks like a helluva Linebacker.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 03, 2023 06:39 PM (6Tc2R)

119 93 Posted by: illiniwek at May

I would not be surprised to learn Obama “experimented”. 😂. You would be hard pressed to find pictures of me pregnant. I was a fat cow, it was not pretty!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 06:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 BUFFER I/O OVERFLOW... BUFFER I/O OVERFLOW

CHECKSUM FAILURE

Heh!! Kamala debating AI would be a treat. Well, not for the poor server. It would be a smoking ruin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (fWTJL)

121 Tesla is the future. You can write a scornful post on a smart military blog, but it all seems like 1920s horse breeders mocking horseless carriages.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU)

122 "And Tesla pretty much owns the EV market."

Not really. Globally BYD (Chinese maker) is #1, Tesla is #2. Both have about 20% market share.

In the US Tesla is #1, but market share is around 50%. Definitely the dominant player, but by no means does it "own" the market anymore.

Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (OalnH)

123 yeah he's not gay
https://tinyurl.com/2s7rktkp

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (geLO8)

124 "unburdened by what has been" means "without even trying to learn from real-world experience," right?

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (eHovo)

125 Well, Big Mike might become president, but she'll never be able to say she shit on the Pope, that's for sure.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

126 @30 yup. I said it the other day , the # of Hispanics is increasing and the Hispanic gangs will be recruiting from the illegals. The African American gangs won't like being outnumbered and out moneyed. This summer will be lit in the major cities. Literally.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (eFaiq)

127 Remember how the media raved about Mooch's toned arms?

Posted by: General Custard at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (iayUP)

128 She has certainly sparked a lot of speculation, and a lot of dread, among Republicans. And the Republicans are right to dread her. The kind of Chardonnay -- swilling, overly-credentialed, and under-educated, sexually unsatisfied suburban wine women who adore Michelle Obama are going to be a key demographic in 2024, and Michelle owns them lock, stock, and H�agen-Dazs.

-----------------

Biden already owns these women so I don't see a change.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (3JfbU)

129 Wow, the content is...voluminous. Good stuff, Chuy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (Xrfse)

130 Inside Jen Psaki?

They named her show INSIDE Jen Psaki?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (5U4ij)

131 Just from a glance at her back, i could tell she was a great wrestler.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (m+wls)

132
Is Michelle Obama the actual candidate for 2024?

===========

As of now, she is the Most Admired Woman In The World for being married to the man who passed the White House on to Trump. She also presumably still has the shakes yet from when Trump bragged about grabbing starlets who were trying to sleep their way to the top.

I don't think she wants to go toe-to-toe with Putin, Xi, or the presidente of Belize.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (lCaJd)

133 yeah he's not gay
https://tinyurl.com/2zp5x3d4

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (geLO8)

134 I might bother with watching television if someone surreptitiously tapes Kamala Harris' artificial intelligence speech. I mean, that's pure gold.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 06:41 PM (KSNKu)

135 I got into an EV by accident recently. MY GOODNESS ! it is all buttons ! and very , very quiet !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)

136 I could not tell if the car was on or what ! and buttons !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)

137 "Inside With Jen Psaki"?

My fuck I still need to eat this year.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (BXxcV)

138 Michelle Obama is a bestselling author and podcaster.

As much as the Dems would love to run here, there is no way she gives up that sweet cash for easy work and over the top adulation.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (Ps2vZ)

139 I encourage everyone to get into an EV. See what it's like.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU)

140 They will make owning anything they want gone impossible. No gas or parts for your stove or car. Civil liability insurance for owning a gun. A fed net worth tax on your house and land.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (Eeb9P)

141 136 I could not tell if the car was on or what ! and buttons !
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)

And you can't hear them coming.. I almost got hit by one the other day

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

142 140 They will make owning anything they want gone impossible. No gas or parts for your stove or car. Civil liability insurance for owning a gun. A fed net worth tax on your house and land.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (Eeb9P)

__

It's a tax? Cool by me.

Posted by: John Roberts at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (OalnH)

143 Last thread I argued that the corruption of the Biden family vid becoming such a problem that they'll use his atrophied brain as an excuse to get rid of him. They don't want they're own corruption to be uncovered. A box checker like Michelle or Buttplug will then be put to the front

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (eFaiq)

144 "Today's panel on Face the Nation is Joe Biden, John Fetterman and Kamala Harri....." *******\\\SHWoooooooooo...pt!///*******

"Please stand by as our studio has disappeared into a singularity of stupidity."

Posted by: Minuteman at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (LaNzR)

145 Legs are crossed like a straight man

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (Eeb9P)

146 oh cool, a banking collapse.

it's a good thing we're beyond moral hazard

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 03, 2023 06:45 PM (MLrvz)

147 Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 06:38 PM (VdGjU

O.K. But please don't be in a hurry to get to heaven. You're needed here right now.

What happened about your house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 06:45 PM (Keyt1)

148 138 138 Michelle Obama is a bestselling author and podcaster.

As much as the Dems would love to run here, there is no way she gives up that sweet cash for easy work and over the top adulation.
Posted by: Lizzy at May

—
I think we should watch, but the biggest reason I see for her not running is BO would never allow her to eclipse him in popularity. His ego couldn’t deal.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

149 yeah he's not gay
https://tinyurl.com/4umj3nxr

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO8)

150 Biden has set the tone on how lazy and un-engaged you need to be presidentin' as a Democrat. What Michelle does or doesn't do would be exactly all right.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (Bvzwx)

151 I encourage everyone to get into an EV. See what it's like.
Posted by: runner

I had a math teacher, he encouraged us all to try buttsex. He said "How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?"

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (iKBwy)

152 As soon as someone tells me I have to have, or do something, I start to resist. I'm ornery like that.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (iayUP)

153 Hoover was a fruit: https://images.app.goo.gl/E69H9tQHJhSssDvq5

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (Eeb9P)

154 And you can't hear them coming.. I almost got hit by one the other day
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

__

In the UK, EVs have to make some loud sound under 15 MPH, to make them audible to pedestrians in parking garages.

Posted by: John Roberts at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (OalnH)

155 We talking ARRRRRRR Martin or Steven R Donaldson? Or Gerrold?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I read Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant in HS. They were adult fare for sure. Pretty good though. Read 6 of them. Hear he wrote more Covenant books but I never got to those. The fun book that I found in High School was 'Aztec' by Gary Jennings. It's was a James Michener type book but more porny. It left NOTHING to the imagination. This was a small high school in West PA in the 80s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (fWTJL)

156 137 "Inside With Jen Psaki"?

My fuck I still need to eat this year.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:43 PM (BXxcV)

The show's name is "Inside with Jen Psaki." Just about as sickening.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

157 Fox's weekday ratings collapse is lifting most boats -- but not Jen Psaki's on MSNBC. Her rating are low and falling every week.

Jen Psaki is blander than white rice. When racists start yammering on about wypipo, they mean people like Jen Psaki. I'm not sure she could break even if she performed a donkey show, unless she was spotted the donkey.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (KFhLj)

158 I've driven a few EVs. Acceleration is awesome, that is undeniable. I may buy one some day, who knows.

I just hate the idea of the government telling me to buy one.

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 06:47 PM (OalnH)

159 Why do they need to do anything other than run Biden?

Every time people have said he's going since late 2019, I have been saying "no he's not". Why would he? Are they not getting all the destruction they can realistically sow?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:48 PM (BXxcV)

160 The show's name is "Inside with Jen Psaki." Just about as sickening.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

I know. What's their fucking problem? Why not call it Eating Vomit With a Spoon?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:49 PM (BXxcV)

161 Again: Do not trust David French's word on anything, including whether he'll pay you for your stud services for tonight's session.

All federal judges have ultimate authority on any subject in the US. Any utterance of a federal judge has supremacy over governors, congress, the president, and other judges deemed to have a less desirable opinion. Look it up. It is in the constitution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2023 06:49 PM (wyok+)

162 How would Mooch be any worse than Biden? It doesn't matter what Dem they run. They're all an 11 on a 0-10 bad scale.

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 06:49 PM (OalnH)

163 Tomorrow yesterday will be today. Yesterday today was tomorrow.

Posted by: PG at May 03, 2023 06:50 PM (84jHt)

164 What happened about your house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 06:45 PM (Keyt1)

Stop being so hectoring, self-righteous and judgy.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:50 PM (BXxcV)

165 I had a math teacher, he encouraged us all to try buttsex. He said "How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?"

I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (iKBwy)

weird association, but I won't judge

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (V13WU)

166 159 Why do they need to do anything other than run Biden?

Every time people have said he's going since late 2019, I have been saying "no he's not". Why would he? Are they not getting all the destruction they can realistically sow?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:48 PM (BXxcV)

++++

They probably don't want to or need to. Problem is, he's running down and he may not last to the election.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (Bvzwx)

167 You can write a scornful post on a smart military blog, but it all seems like 1920s horse breeders mocking horseless carriages. --Posted by: runner

You stupid luddites just cannot recognize the superior technology being offered you. --1912 White Steamer

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (jYCXf)

168 I'm not anti electric car. I'm anti government mandating I get one or walk/take public transportation (I do this anyway)/live in pods, eat bugs. The same people want to compel me to buy electric cars are the same people wanting to micro manage my life. Fuck off. Leave me alone.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM (fWTJL)

169 I read Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant in HS. They were adult fare for sure. Pretty good though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (fWTJL)

He told a good story, but his writing was so friggin' tedious. I want to re-read the two trilogies, but I know I would be annoyed more often than entertained. Guess this would be a first-world prollem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM (T/Lqj)

170 AI stands for Artificial Intelligence. And Artificial Intelligence is like really intelligent--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

Posted by: The VP at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM (krQz2)

171
You know what makes your wood pellet grill not work well?

Forgetting to turn it on after you set it.

That's what.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM (RJQ8g)

172 Nothing is outside the margin of fraud: they just declare a winner and how many votes. Democrats fight over power. There is no way they lose anything.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM (Eeb9P)

173
If you think Moochelle is too lazy to be Preznit ask yourself:

What did Barry actually do?

2 Fake cabinet meetings, 7 SOTU speeches, 300 rounds of golf?

Posted by: Auspex at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM (j4U/Z)

174 There's more video and photographic evidence that Big Mike has a dick than there is of "her" ever having been pregnant.

Posted by: Just something to ponder at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM (FEapg)

175 I just hate the idea of the government telling me to buy one.
Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 06:47 PM (OalnH)

govt is just riding the popularity wave; people are not buying Teslas because told by govt. it is a major STATUS thing. Tesla is like a Rolex of cars.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM (V13WU)

176 Michelle Obama or Zuul????

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM (tqWyz)

177 "I'm willing to pay good money to see Michelle Obama put David French in a scissor lock."

That's not David French. That's Buckwheat!!

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2023 06:54 PM (VMFAF)

178 You know what makes your wood pellet grill not work well?

Forgetting to turn it on after you set it.

That's what.
Posted by: naturalfake

That's almost a FWP!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2023 06:54 PM (svkSf)

179 I have a conspiracy theory for you, Kamala is a robot. Think back to the primaries, she was reasonably linguistically competent regardless of the validity of her arguments. Since she became the VP her vocabulary has become demonstrably robotic. Whatever program has been applied needs updating particularly when ChatGPT makes better arguments than she does.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2023 06:54 PM (3JfbU)

180 I had a math teacher, he encouraged us all to try buttsex. He said "How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?"

I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM (iKBwy)
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I'm quite certain I would enjoy sex with a hot woman that is not my wife.

But I'm not going to try it just because I'd like it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (krQz2)

181 stop handing out tax credits if EV's are so good

that's a credit and not a deduction

which is like 4 times better than a deduction

and who gives a fuck about acceleration, what are you, 5 years old ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (us2H3)

182 Michelle Obama or Zuul????
Posted by: Anna Puma

Put me down for Zuul.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (jEXGS)

183 > Tesla is like a Rolex of cars.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:53

really?

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (geLO8)

184 You know what makes your wood pellet grill not work well?

Forgetting to turn it on after you set it.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM

Forgetting to turn it off after cranking it up at the end of a cook, and running out of pellets, necessitating a re-prime the next time is up there, too.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

185
2 Fake cabinet meetings, 7 SOTU speeches, 300 rounds of golf?
Posted by: Auspex

You forgot to include the bowing and apology world tour.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (svkSf)

186 Problem is, he's running down and he may not last to the election.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (Bvzwx)

I didn't think he'd last three months into his term. Devil keeps him going.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (OX9vb)

187 176 Michelle Obama or Zuul????
Posted by: Anna Puma

Zuul. Better plan for the economy and foreign policy is realistic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (fWTJL)

188 ou stupid luddites just cannot recognize the superior technology being offered you. --1912 White Steamer
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (jYCXf)

if you like your horse you can keep your horse

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (V13WU)

189 I have a conspiracy theory for you, Kamala is a robot.

I robot would be more human, relateable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (KFhLj)

190 You know what makes your wood pellet grill not work well?

Forgetting to turn it on after you set it.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM

I find women have the same problem.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (BXxcV)

191 >Michelle Obama or Zuul????

Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm thinking...

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (geLO8)

192 Michelle haaaaated living in the WH and likened it to prison. She was traveling more than reported. A friend in Vail said she spent a lot of time there at a good friend’s house. She is lazy, she has a really good setup now, and she knows what it’s like in DC (no illusions what she’d be in for). I just don’t see it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2023 06:56 PM (Ps2vZ)

193 That photo of Michelle's back makes her look very masculine, just saying. Her stylists didn't like her but they didn't hate her as much as Jill Biden's stylists hate Jill.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (3JfbU)

194 zerohedge @zerohedge · 6 minutes
Watchdog: IRS Has Spent $10M On Weapons, Ammo, & Combat Gear Since 2020

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)

195 BTW, I'm not seeing any evidence of those sculpted triceps Moose was supposedly famous for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

196 You know what makes your wood pellet grill not work well?

Forgetting to turn it on after you set it.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 06:52 PM
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That's true for all grills.

Forgetting to turn one on just doesn't work.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (krQz2)

197
So, Butt Sex and an EV walk into a bar and the bartender says...

"I don't like either of you. Get the fuck outta my bar!"

And then the EV explodes into a ball of fire and burns down the bar and burns Butt Sex and the bartender alive.

I'll be here all week.

Try the eel.

Posted by: AI naturalfake at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (RJQ8g)

198 really?
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 06:55 PM (geLO

Status- wise.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

199 Stop being so hectoring, self-righteous and judgy.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:50 PM (BXxcV

Huh? He said the other night he might lose his house and then I didn't hear anything else. was concerned. How was that hectoring. Self righteous or judgey?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 06:58 PM (JeLLH)

200 Michelle. Looking as fuckable as ever.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 03, 2023 06:58 PM (KFhLj)

201 How is it possible to body shame Lizzo?

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 06:58 PM (iayUP)

202
They probably don't want to or need to. Problem is, he's running down and he may not last to the election.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (Bvzwx)

In which case it will be Kamala. They don't want a primary. They want the "chaos" to all be on the Republican side.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:58 PM (BXxcV)

203 Joe is done, Michelle on deck. Zelensky a Finnish refugee, how convenient they just joined NATO. Amazing the symmetry of the Deep State.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 03, 2023 06:59 PM (oWBc3)

204 In the US Tesla is #1, but market share is around 50%. Definitely the dominant player, but by no means does it "own" the market anymore.
Posted by: Montec at May 03, 2023 06:40 PM (OalnH)

In 2022 they had 65% of the US EV car market.

You might argue whether that is "owning" the market. Okay, fine. They only have 2/3 of the market.

It's not true that no one wants EVs. There are some. But the government is forcing them more than people are demanding them.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2023 06:59 PM (pwExq)

205 Huh? He said the other night he might lose his house and then I didn't hear anything else. was concerned. How was that hectoring. Self righteous or judgey?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 06:58 PM (JeLLH)

I was being wry.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

206 Do they have a segment: Deep Inside Jenn Psaki???

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)

207 Tesla is like a Rolex of cars.
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM

May we evaluate this statement as coming from someone who thinks penguins are the Rolexes of the Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

208 ......... I see shit stirring.
I hope the Pirates can win a game in Tampa.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (Eeb9P)

209 I was being wry.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)
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How seedy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)

210 Lizzy consider that Michelle, and her wealth, may be just as owned by an elite satanic cabal as the likes of Kanye, Britney, and the entire entertainment industry. And also that, like them, she does what she's told or they take it all away because it's all on loan.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 07:01 PM (iKBwy)

211 So are there any pics of Moochelle from the months when she should have been visibly pregnant, that may not be showing such? Hard to believe a Power Couple like the Obamas would hide from the cameras for months at a time.

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2023 07:01 PM (NgxQa)

212 I was being wry.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM

Ok. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:01 PM (l9vD3)

213 As an Iowan, I'dike to say...sorry!

Fuel stations throughout the country will be able to sell gasoline blended with 15% ethanol during the summer under an emergency waiver issued Friday by the Environmental Protection Agency in a move that could reduce prices at the pump and boost demand for the Midwest-based ethanol industry.

I was under the impression it was bad to use it in any engine not designated as E-15 compatible, as the higher ethanol content would damage the seals. Isn’t that why it’s marked off on separate pumps with warnings not to use it in standard engines.

Sorry, but another 5% ethanol is not the difference in engine performance. That's been tested to death and the "damage your engine" info is refining industry propaganda. Ethanol only provides about 70% of the energy per unit volume, so CO2 generated per unit energy is worse for ethanol.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at May 03, 2023 07:01 PM (OP3sN)

214 Bread puns

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM (geLO8)

215 May we evaluate this statement as coming from someone who thinks penguins are the Rolexes of the Café?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

I would never equate a thing to a living creature. It is cruel, inhuman and should require one to visit a psychologist.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM (V13WU)

216 if you like your horse you can keep your horse

You really don't know a damned thing about the history of this, do you? I'd expect a little more Hep from a professional EV salesman. Pretty puky hobby so far, ain't it? How are the commissions?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM (jYCXf)

217 I think some people who get an EV feel a lot of buyer's remorse and have to build them up to justify their expenditure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)

218 The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Regional Bank stocks are crashing after hours as PacWest, $PACW, says they are looking for a buyer.

- PacWest, $PACW, now down 57%

- Western Alliance Bank, $WAL, now down 30%

- Metropolitan Bank, $MCB, now down 20%

2 hours ago the Fed said the "system is strong."

5:09 PM · May 3, 2023

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:03 PM (Vwz3I)

219 Bread puns
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM

They often get a rise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

220 Michelle said she felt like she was living in a cave in the WH.
And that it was a relief that she and her family were no longer living there.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2023 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

221 214 Bread puns
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM (geLO

Are the puns gluten-free?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (PiwSw)

222 Ok. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:01 PM (l9vD3)

I figured you know I love you Fen

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (BXxcV)

223 Na, bread puns fall flat

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

224 Big Mike aint running

she's been told more than one time by Oppie that

"being President is a demotion for a Queen"

and depending on the political landscape, she could lose to Trump, which would not be resume enhancer.

and I think there has been a big political split in the dim party

the liberal interventionism vs the domestic tranformers

the transformers lost

why Susan Rice left the WH

she aint running cuz then her and hubs would have to work for a living

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (us2H3)

225 "Bread puns
Posted by: DB"

That is the crust of the biscuit.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (iayUP)

226 Bread puns

Oh, boy. Here we go again...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (Xrfse)

227 How seedy.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)

Many say I'm a crusty old fellow

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (BXxcV)

228 That's been tested to death and the "damage your engine" info is refining industry propaganda

No, its not propaganda. Its been proven scientifically in dozens of lab tests and auto shop experience proves it as well. Older engines are more likely to be damaged than newer ones, but the damage is still there. AND its not any sort of environmental benefit. Its just throwing money at corn farmers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

229 PacWest Bancorp shares down 60% after hours. They say they're looking for a buyer.

https://tinyurl.com/2brxt9au

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

230 223 And there is a grain of truth in that

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (xhxe8)

231 I've decided to let the bank sell it. It will free me from a lot of stress.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (VdGjU)

232 But not as flat as Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (tqWyz)

233 Bread puns
Posted by: DB

As if any of us kneaded this.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (iKBwy)

234 You stupid luddites just cannot recognize the superior technology being offered you. --1912 White Steamer
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (jYCXf)

Doble Steam Car, please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (/xaUq)

235 You really don't know a damned thing about the history of this, do you? I'd expect a little more Hep from a professional EV salesman. Pretty puky hobby so far, ain't it? How are the commissions?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 03, 2023 07:02 PM (jYCXf)

you again ?

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (V13WU)

236 166 159 Why do they need to do anything other than run Biden?

Every time people have said he's going since late 2019, I have been saying "no he's not". Why would he? Are they not getting all the destruction they can realistically sow?

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 06:48 PM (BXxcV)

++++

They probably don't want to or need to. Problem is, he's running down and he may not last to the election.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 06:51 PM (Bvzwx)

Joe keeps telling people to watch him, to see how stronk and sharp he is. OK, Joe, I'll watch you. Problem is, I can't see much of you in action these days. It's been many, many months since I saw you playing golf, riding a bike, walking the dog on a beach, or doing anything more strenuous than slowly walking about 50 yards before pausing for a while.

Joe, all I see is you fading faster every day.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

237 Michelle said she felt like she was living in a cave in the WH.

America's first neanderthal first lady should have felt right at home then.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 03, 2023 07:06 PM (KFhLj)

238
Watchdog: IRS Has Spent $10M On Weapons, Ammo, & Combat Gear Since 2020
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 06:57 PM (Vwz3I)

Peanuts. Jeez, now the GOP will bump it to a billion.

Posted by: Auspex at May 03, 2023 07:06 PM (j4U/Z)

239 I was being wry.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)
---
How seedy.
Posted by: Axeman

But well-leavened

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)

240 Hmmm, what would be the rolex of the cafe?

Golden Retriever Puppies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 07:06 PM (/xaUq)

241 Na, bread puns fall flat
--------
What a PITA!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:06 PM (Vwz3I)

242 PacWest Bancorp shares down 60% after hours.

Deal of the century. Buy until it hurts!

Posted by: Jim Cramer - Idiot Savant but Mostly Idiot at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (KFhLj)

243 Bread puns
Posted by: DB

As if any of us kneaded this.
Posted by: Taq

Pun threads are the yeast of our problems.

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (NgxQa)

244 Michelle won't run.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (V13WU)

245 Michelle said she felt like she was living in a cave in the WH.

The bitchiest person alive, I swear, everything is awful and bad and subpar and wrong to Michelle all day long. What a horror to live with that sort.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

246 207 Tesla is like a Rolex of cars.
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 06:53 PM

except my Rolexes hold their value a whole lot better

rather have a few yachtmasters than a stupid Tesla

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (us2H3)

247 Bread puns? We'll have naan of that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (zxg5l)

248 But not as flat as Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (tqWyz)

Ah the classics

😁

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (BXxcV)

249 Am I banned?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (zHbcl)

250 Doble Steam Car, please.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM

As they make a comeback, I hear Cleveland is positioning itself to be the capitol of steamers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

251 the "damage your engine" info is refining industry propaganda. Ethanol only provides about 70% of the energy per unit volume, so CO2 generated per unit energy is worse for ethanol.

If you read carefully, you'll notice the question isn't addressed.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (Sv58p)

252 There's video of big MO dancing on Ellen's show and you can clearly see something dick shaped moving around down there. There are also at least two videos of Barack messing up and calling her Mike.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2023 06:14 PM (KRe1G)

----

This plus that back view of Mrs. Obama sure makes her being a trannie possible. Probable? Don't know.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (DcKNO)

253 Huh. My tablet is banned, not my phone

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (zHbcl)

254 249 Am I banned?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (zHbcl)

No?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (/xaUq)

255 Tesla are nothing like Rolexs. Plastic garbage, they won't last 20 years.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)

256 Am I banned?
------------
Yes!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (Vwz3I)

257 Tesla is like a Rolex of cars.

LOL no. Bentley? Yes. Rolls Royce? Yes. Tesla is the Apple Watch of cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (0hOvj)

258 > Am I banned?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

yeah, can't see your comments

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO8)

259 Grassley is on RAV with Stinchfield. He.does.not.understand.any.of.this.

Well, we subpoened so and so...

Mr. Chuck "don't be touching them ethanol subsidies" Grassley issues forth more impotent warnings.

Posted by: micky at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (3byMq)

260 217 I think some people who get an EV feel a lot of buyer's remorse and have to build them up to justify their expenditure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May

My neighbors have a Tesla, and they are conservative. It’s a pretty car, I would get one simply because it is cool. It certainly is not a green option as we all get, not being on the left. My studio is 3 miles from my house, so no long distance issues. That said, I enjoy not having a car payment and it would really be frivolous. Cool, but unnecessary right now.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

261 What a PITA!
Posted by: andycanuck

Acronym puns. Going for style points.

Posted by: mikeski at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (NgxQa)

262 Techie, west coast bank brands failing. Who would have thought?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (oWBc3)

263 Am I banned?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM

Did you disappoint Ace again?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

264 I don't know why everybody is claiming there are no pictures of Jill Biden's object of envy being preggers. I spent less than 3 minutes searching for some and come up with this.

https://tinyurl.com/mwhrcaer

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 03, 2023 07:10 PM (iGfKR)

265 except my Rolexes hold their value a whole lot better

rather have a few yachtmasters than a stupid Tesla
Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:07 PM (us2H3)

I am talking about status. not resale value.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

266 I've decided to let the bank sell it. It will free me from a lot of stress.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

I'm sad to read that you will lose your home. It puts day to day troubles in perspective.
I hope that where ever you and Paisley land you will be comfortable and together.

Posted by: old chick at May 03, 2023 07:10 PM (sOete)

267 phone bans are easy - just turn it off and on again.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)

268 Different server for your phone and your tablet??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)

269 "Tesla is the Apple Watch of cars.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

That is a much more apt comparison.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)

270 258 > Am I banned?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

naw, just in the barrel

may I get you a drink and a towel

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (us2H3)

271 Huh. My tablet is banned, not my phone
Posted by: vmom

You know what you did! For shame!

Posted by: mikeski actually has no idea at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (NgxQa)

272 I had a bout with some water in the gasoline with the KIA. A couple bottles of dry gas and running it nearly empty solved the problem, plus a reset trick for some gizmo (thank you YouTube, where were you when I could work on a car?). Since then, I've been running ethanol free and the difference in how the car runs is noticeably better, with slightly better mileage. The difference in price for ethanol free over E10 has about tripled since Retardo took the helm, so the mileage difference no longer offsets the higher cost. I only use about a tankful a month so no big deal.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (lz5hY)

273 Huh. My tablet is banned, not my phone

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (zHbcl)

You need a new IP address at home. Unless your phone is on wifi and your tablet has its own wireless radio.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (BXxcV)

274 I think that women over a certain age and those who are not tiny and toned- which Michelle is not -should ptobably not wear backless and sleeveless outfits

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (zxg5l)

275
I read Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant in HS. They were adult fare for sure. Pretty good though. Read 6 of them. Hear he wrote more Covenant books but I never got to those. The fun book that I found in High School was 'Aztec' by Gary Jennings. It's was a James Michener type book but more porny. It left NOTHING to the imagination. This was a small high school in West PA in the 80s.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 06:46 PM
Is this the one about the guy falling in love with his own daughter only to have the witch doctor skin her out and wear her skin? By the way this was considered a great honor. Or maybe I'm thinking of some other book.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (Uv0D2)

276 Teslas are the tats of the cafe

No Regerts

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (us2H3)

277 I guess I am making another order from Sprue Brothers just to have enough formation, aka slime, lights for the F-14.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (tqWyz)

278 phone bans are easy - just turn it off and on again.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU)

Even better, airplane mode for three seconds.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (BXxcV)

279 This plus that back view of Mrs. Obama sure makes her being a trannie possible. Probable? Don't know.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 03, 2023 07:08 PM (DcKNO)

I don't think so. Hips look female, boobs look genuine in a smushy, saggy sort of way, all the fat is in female trouble spots, and she doesn't sound like a tranny.

Shiny fabric can do really weird things, so that is not convincing to me.

And I'm certain I've seen school-age pictures of her.

Who really knows, though? I doubt we'll ever know for sure.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (OX9vb)

280 Quick someone ban vmom's phone.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (BXxcV)

281 273 Huh. My tablet is banned, not my phone

wutz ur tablet warin ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3)

282 Michelle will never run for president. The constant churn of clickbait stories arguing she should or will are soooo tiresome. There's one brutally obvious reason why:

Barack won't let her eclipse his legacy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (k1Qly)

283 Even better, airplane mode for three seconds.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:12 PM (BXxcV)

huh...that works ?

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

284 I think that women over a certain age and those who are not tiny and toned- which Michelle is not -should probably not wear backless and sleeveless outfits

Especially when they have the back and shoulders of a linebacker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (0hOvj)

285 Up until maybe 3ish years ago it was rare to see an EV where. I live. Like to the point I'd see one and think whoa, that's an EV, interesting. But now they're everywhere. It's not that uncommon to see two of them parked next to each other even.

For all their flaws and limitations, people are buying them.

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:14 PM (OalnH)

286 Lost In Space

lol

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2023 07:14 PM (VMFAF)

287 For all their flaws and limitations, people are buying them.

With fleet purchases, they make up around 10% of the auto market. That's a lot of cars but its 1 for every 9 normal cars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

288 I got it ! Way, Way Downriver is a used car salesman ! that is always the case, isn't it with these people. Projection. Like the dems. I will remember it.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

289 @148: "BO would never allow her to eclipse him in popularity."

Good thing I went back and read all comments. Great minds!

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (k1Qly)

290 Oh, Northern Lurket. I am sorry. I agree with old chick's kind thoughts. Do you have a place to go? Can your church friends and pastor help you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (zxg5l)

291 For all their flaws and limitations, people are buying them.
Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:14 PM (OalnH)

this guy gets it

Posted by: quadraphonic stereo at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (us2H3)

292 Gah damn...I go to the gym for a few hours and miss a lot of girthy posts

I swear ace, how you put out content like this is a wonder...

***

All that said...

Hockey Talk incoming

Devils / Canes

Jersey to the PP early

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (CCSxw)

293 231 I've decided to let the bank sell it. It will free me from a lot of stress.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 07:05 PM (VdGjU)

++++

I am sorry you are going through this. I am sure it will be some relief not to worry about it anymore, though.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (Bvzwx)

294 Barack won't let her eclipse his legacy.
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A good point too, Walter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:16 PM (Vwz3I)

295 290 Oh, Northern Lurket. I am sorry. I agree with old chick's kind thoughts. Do you have a place to go? Can your church friends and pastor help you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May

IL find a place. I feel peace.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 07:17 PM (VdGjU)

296 274 I think that women over a certain age and those who are not tiny and toned- which Michelle is not -should ptobably not wear backless and sleeveless outfits
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at

The way this is cut is not helping, either. She needed to do that 2 mirror trick so you can see fit from the front, sides and back!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 07:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

297 Short handed breakaway...and the Jersey goalie stands firm...

Puck goes the other way, and Jersey Commits a foul in the offensive zone...

4 on 4 for a minute, and the Canes to the PP

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 07:18 PM (CCSxw)

298 With fleet purchases, they make up around 10% of the auto market. That's a lot of cars but its 1 for every 9 normal cars.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

___

I don't think any of the ones I'm seeing are fleet. It's regular people. Where is the data on fleet vs personal? I've read people saying fleet makes up the bulk of sales. Where is this data?

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (OalnH)

299 282 Michelle will never run for president. The constant churn of clickbait stories arguing she should or will are soooo tiresome. There's one brutally obvious reason why:

Barack won't let her eclipse his legacy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (k1Qly)

There's no way Barack will let Mooch win the Presidency, making him the first First Gentleman.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (AMIL/)

300 I'm goin' ta, Kansas City, Kansas City here I come

they're giving away money there and I'm gonna, get me some

Kansas City becomes latest Dem-run city to form reparations commission, seek payments for Black residents

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (geLO8)

301 289 @148: "BO would never allow her to eclipse him in popularity."

Good thing I went back and read all comments. Great minds!

*taps his nose*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

You are a genius!

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

302 huh...that works ?

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

It forces it to reconnect in the ether. Try it.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (BXxcV)

303 It is a status thing . For now.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (V13WU)

304 Michael Strahan looks good in that white outfit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (R/m4+)

305 There's no way Barack will let Mooch win the Presidency, making him the first First Gentleman.
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And we all know he has a massive ego.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)

306 The Obama spawns look like her. Perpetuating this shit is like the birth certificate.

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (OalnH)

307 Hopefully more NYers recognize what's going on thanks to Abbott. Get on any train and you'll see a south American woman and her 13 children ages 6 months to 13 years. I wish this was an exaggeration, but every day i see this on the subway (along with a crazy homeless man trying to pleasure himself, or another freebasing in the corner)

All the wealthy white liberals won't understand this is a planned invasion, until they need to step over a dozen families to get to their town car.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (eLbTY)

308 Jersey PP over

Canes to the PP for a mminute

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (CCSxw)

309 299 282 Michelle will never run for president. The constant churn of clickbait stories arguing she should or will are soooo tiresome. There's one brutally obvious reason why:

Barack won't let her eclipse his legacy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (k1Qly)

There's no way Barack will let Mooch win the Presidency, making him the first First Gentleman.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 07:19 PM (AMIL/)

+++

Willie or not, I think Michelle wears the pants in that family. I don't think Barack has much input on decisions.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 07:21 PM (Bvzwx)

310 With fleet purchases, they make up around 10% of the auto market. That's a lot of cars but its 1 for every 9 normal cars.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

Everyone does fleet sales. GM and Ford used to own rental car businesses. Its part of the business model.

I am not shilling for Tesla or EVs - just saying there is a real place in the market for them. I live in the DC area and there are tons of them around here.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2023 07:21 PM (pwExq)

311 iPhones were a novelty when they first came out

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:22 PM (V13WU)

312 Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 07:17 PM (VdGjU)

Ok I am glad. But please tell people in your community up there if you haven't . You tend to be hard on yourself, brother , but I get the sense people in that Northern place like and appreciate you as we do here Please let us know what's going on.

I will keep you in my prayers too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2023 07:22 PM (zxg5l)

313
The FDA has its own SWAT team:

https://tinyurl.com/2l9uhzjx

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 03, 2023 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

314 Is this the one about the guy falling in love with his own daughter only to have the witch doctor skin her out and wear her skin? By the way this was considered a great honor. Or maybe I'm thinking of some other book.
Posted by: Eromero

I think it was his sister and recall that's what happened to her. I'm amazed that book was in high school then. It would be banned now because it didn't put the Aztecs in a very good light. The book was brutal but so were the Aztecs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 07:22 PM (Hudry)

315 I've read people saying fleet makes up the bulk of sales. Where is this data?

I cannot remember the news report. But the US and many state governments specifically have stated they are purchasing EVs and businesses are getting subsidies to do the same (and have reported that they are).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:23 PM (0hOvj)

316 Holy shit!

@robbystarbuck
This should be bigger news. Yesterday a guy tried to shoot up the local Fox affiliate in Memphis, TN. We don’t know if he chose it thinking it was part of national Fox News (it’s not) but you know if it was a station with a left wing name, it’d be a bigger story!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2023 07:23 PM (jzzG8)

317 I jut think it is stupid to insist that Tesla is a fad. People want futuristic , cool looking technology. That kinda works.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

318 @robbystarbuck
This should be bigger news. Yesterday a guy tried to shoot up the local Fox affiliate in Memphis, TN. We don’t know if he chose it thinking it was part of national Fox News (it’s not) but you know if it was a station with a left wing name, it’d be a bigger story!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2023 07:23 PM (jzzG

---
"Stochastic terrorism only happens on the right."

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 07:23 PM (krQz2)

319 Loaf of sourdough?

Baby, I'm a want you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 03, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)

320 Everyone does fleet sales. GM and Ford used to own rental car businesses

Yeah, it makes up a goodly share of gas powered cars as well. The busses running in town here are all natural gas (they sound odd driving but run really well).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:24 PM (0hOvj)

321 Subway death info...

New York Post @nypost · 22m
Lawyers say NYC straphanger who choked man to death could face involuntary manslaughter charge
https://trib.al/yO8T0ZD

||The New York City straphanger who was caught on video putting a disturbed homeless man in a deadly chokehold this week could be prosecuted — although for what charges would likely depend on how threatened subway riders felt beforehand, legal experts said Wednesday.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)

322 Willie or not, I think Michelle wears the pants in that family. I don't think Barack has much input on decisions.

She keeps him in a pit in the basement. She's planning on sewing a man suit, but she's still grappling with where to find a pair of testicles.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2023 07:24 PM (eOEVl)

323 People want futuristic , cool looking technology.

Yeah, and people used to like digital watches. That's the fad part, eventually that will change too. You can barely sell a cowboy movie these days. Almost nobody wants bell bottom jeans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:25 PM (0hOvj)

324 People want futuristic , cool looking technology.
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And I just want a raygun.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 07:26 PM (krQz2)

325 Thanks FenelonSpoke

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 07:27 PM (VdGjU)

326 Almost nobody wants bell bottom jeans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You are behind the times. My daughters assure me that nobody wears skinny jeans anymore. The new thing is...bell bottoms, or at least flares.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2023 07:27 PM (eOEVl)

327 Interesting to see Democrat and WEF stooge Eric Adams giving a Masters Level exposition in what actual racism is. Feeling a little threatened there, Eric? Why the xenophobia? Afraid of some brown people?

Posted by: Erik In Texas, Devout Anti-Communist at May 03, 2023 07:28 PM (SigcJ)

328 Canes score off the face off

1-0

Carolina

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 07:28 PM (CCSxw)

329 Who really knows, though? I doubt we'll ever know for sure.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2023 07:13 PM (OX9vb)

Chevalier d'Eon knows

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2023 07:28 PM (xhaym)

330 Well of course the ratings for the Ginger are crashing. No one wants to watch Inside Jen Psaki.
Wait...
I guess it's Inside WITH Jen Psaki. Hell, no one wants to watch that either and it's less entertaining.

Posted by: I'm a Meat Popsicle at May 03, 2023 07:28 PM (1kFsO)

331 I thought the Apple Watch was a really retarded idea. But it's sold 200M units. Some people like to buy things I don't. And that's cool.

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:29 PM (OalnH)

332 bellbottoms are not technology, neither are cowboy movies. digital watches are thing

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:29 PM (V13WU)

333 The Obama spawns look like her. Perpetuating this shit is like the birth certificate.
Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:20 PM (OalnH)

Children often look like their father

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2023 07:29 PM (xhaym)

334 Skinny jeans are over? THANK ALLAH!!!

Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:29 PM (OalnH)

335 #316 Politically motivated but mainly just a nut...

Shooter at Memphis Fox13 studio building name revealed...
||Memphis Police identified the alleged shooter is 26-year-old Jarrad Nathan.

He was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment.

Nathan first approached a FOX13 employee outside of the gate wanting to talk. The suspect then showed the FOX13 employee that he had a gun.

Nathan told the FOX13 employee that God had sent him a message about the Tyre Nichols investigation and that he needed to go on-air to share this message.||

[see the sock link]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

336 I was watching a bit of a Ted Nugent concert appearance. The two take aways are that Ted can still shred and...he was wearing Crocs. Who is going to tell Ted Crocs are gay?

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2023 07:30 PM (yezA1)

337 people thought windows was a stupid idea, and that DOS was it. when it comes to tech, not fashion, it will always be forward looking

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

338 No, Michelle is not running for President. There is no value added to the Obama brand from that. They are already the first couple, bringing in millions. their brand sells. She was only persuaded to go along with her husband's ambition in the first place to reap the monetary benefits on the backside.... right where she is now.

The reason it gets brought up is because the actual Democrats running are so awful, and she'd win if she did run. But she's not running.

Posted by: Monica at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (Ztr3O)

339 Some people like to buy things I don't. And that's cool.

Yeah I don't get it, but hey, its their money. Why on earth you would get a smaller interface and smaller screen with less functionality and pay that much for it, but hey, apple fans are practically a cult to begin with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)

340 334 Skinny jeans are over? THANK ALLAH!!!
Posted by: Monetc at May 03, 2023 07:29 PM (OalnH)

Nuh-unh. From my cold, dead, thighs, amigo!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

341 323 People want futuristic , cool looking technology.

Yeah, and people used to like digital watches. That's the fad part, eventually that will change too. You can barely sell a cowboy movie these days. Almost nobody wants bell bottom jeans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May
—-
Hate to tell you this, but bell bottoms have been rebranded as “flared” and are very hip again. 😂

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

342 Relax everyone. Larry Elder is here to save our republic!
He's sure that OrangeMan is still bad. That and grifting.

Posted by: micky at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (3byMq)

343 Watch they just change the terminology to get around it.

@realchrisrufo 12m
BREAKING: The Florida State Senate has passed a bill that would abolish the DEI bureaucracies at all public universities statewide.

We are one step closer to reversing the forces of ideological capture and restoring the principle of colorblind equality to our institutions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2023 07:32 PM (jzzG8)

344 319 Loaf of sourdough?

Baby, I'm a want you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 03, 2023 07:24 PM
My lunch for tomorrow is meatloaf (1/3 lean beef, 1/3 venison,1/3 wild pig) on sourdough. With extra added bacon! I will be like Henry the Eighth.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 07:32 PM (Uv0D2)

345 when it comes to tech, not fashion, it will always be forward looking

That's just it, you're mistaking fashion for tech. Electricity is not the future of transportation and hauling.

But I don't have to convince you. Time will. I just have to sit back and watch it unfold for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 07:32 PM (0hOvj)

346 344 Without the syphilitic insanity I hope....

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2023 07:33 PM (yezA1)

347 The FDA has its own SWAT team:

No surprise there. Our gub'mint agencies arming up...for what?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2023 07:33 PM (Xrfse)

348 People like status names. They also like things that work and price. I had a Rolex, bought at the Danang PX, a bottom of the barrel Oysterdate winder. Thing never kept super accurate time. Ended up MIA during the divorce years. I have a Timex Indiglo that keeps better time. Leica cameras, wonderful pieces of craftsmanship. And now the average person can take a better picture with a $100 cell phone. Most here would love to have a $2500 DWM Luger, but a police trade in $450 Glock will get the serious work done. If you have the bucks, buy it. If I was rolling in dough I'd have a Tesla with a DWM Luger in the glove box.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2023 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

349 "Hate to tell you this, but bell bottoms have been rebranded as “flared” and are very hip again. 😂
Posted by: Piper "

Are you saying that one day, gasoline automobiles may come back rebranded too?

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)

350 the café is open

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 07:35 PM (Vwz3I)

351 I was watching a bit of a Ted Nugent concert appearance. The two take aways are that Ted can still shred and...he was wearing Crocs. Who is going to tell Ted Crocs are gay?
Posted by: steevy

If it's Ted Nugent, they were probably made from real crocodiles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 03, 2023 07:35 PM (FVME7)

352 The FDA has its own SWAT team:

No surprise there. Our gub'mint agencies arming up...for what?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2023 07:33 PM (Xrfse)

SWAT is the conceptually correct translation of the Spanish term "Guardia de Asalto"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2023 07:35 PM (xhaym)

353 She was only persuaded to go along with her husband's ambition in the first place to reap the monetary benefits on the backside.... right where she is now.

Do I really need to issue a caution about combining a discussion of Mooch and the word "backside" in a sentence?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2023 07:36 PM (eOEVl)

354 LOL PK Suban is in trouble for making a Lizzo joke

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2023 07:37 PM (yezA1)

355 352 Esquadra Muerte

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2023 07:38 PM (lz5hY)

356 Canes attack the NJ zone on a rush and SCORE...

2-0 Carolina

Home crowd in a frenzy.

Devils in a huge hole at the moment

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 07:39 PM (CCSxw)

357 354 LOL PK Suban is in trouble for making a Lizzo joke
Posted by: steevy

Making losers on Twitter angry isn't really trouble.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 03, 2023 07:39 PM (Hudry)

358 331 I thought the Apple Watch was a really retarded idea. But it's sold 200M units. Some people like to buy things I don't. And that's cool.
Posted by: Monetc at
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I thought I would hate the Apple Watch, it’s big and clunky, but now that I have had one, I love it and am on my 2nd one. I don’t wear it when I am dressed nicely to go out, mind you. But I do really like it, its functionality, I can use my wallet on it, text, control music and its health tracking is great. BUT I am an apple person. iPhone, iPad, I have 2 Macs driving my studio, my laptop is a MacBook. I like they all sync up and I am not super techy so the fact I can figure it out proves the intuitiveness of apple products.

Posted by: Piper at May 03, 2023 07:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

359 346 344 Without the syphilitic insanity I hope....
Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2023 07:33 PM
Well, of course not that. Same goes for axeing all those wives.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 07:42 PM (Uv0D2)

360 348 People like status names. They also like things that work and price. I had a Rolex, bought at the Danang PX, a bottom of the barrel Oysterdate winder. Thing never kept super accurate time. Ended up MIA during the divorce years. I have a Timex Indiglo that keeps better time. Leica cameras, wonderful pieces of craftsmanship. And now the average person can take a better picture with a $100 cell phone. Most here would love to have a $2500 DWM Luger, but a police trade in $450 Glock will get the serious work done. If you have the bucks, buy it. If I was rolling in dough I'd have a Tesla with a DWM Luger in the glove box.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 03, 2023 07:34 PM
If I was rolling in the dough I'd have a Cessna with one of those asteroid alloy metal 1911s in the glove box.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 07:45 PM (Uv0D2)

361 Kamala IS a deep thot.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - I only ever post innocuous shit at May 03, 2023 07:46 PM (Mzdiz)

362 "2-0 Carolina"

I don't believe there is a Carolina.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - I only ever post innocuous shit at May 03, 2023 07:47 PM (Mzdiz)

363 Have I been had?

Have I been run amok?

Have I been led astray? Bamboozled?

Nice.

Posted by: Denzel Washington as Malcolm X at May 03, 2023 08:10 PM (aD39U)

364 nic update

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 03, 2023 08:16 PM (xPkf4)

365 Maybe Kamala's word salads have been trial runs by an AI? Maybe she's really the 'puppet' and it's a computer that's been feeding her the I-didn't-read-the-book-but-I-wrote-my-book-report-on-the-bus speeches?

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2023 08:21 PM (jjYpq)

366 My daughter, Ronne Troup, was on Danger Island-Banana Splits.

Posted by: Dr Joe Early at May 03, 2023 08:46 PM (Nn3xT)

367 Palmer Lucky uinvented the modern VR we use today. His company Oculus he sold to Fuckerberg for some outrageous billions with Lucky joining Facecrook. As soon as Zuck realized he is a right wing Capitalist he fired him, lol.

Palmer Lucky is a smart dude.

Posted by: Fisht at May 03, 2023 08:50 PM (ZRarh)

368 One has to wonder what kind of mental defect kamala's speech writing team has to come up with these word salads....

Posted by: JD at May 03, 2023 09:28 PM (hXEjZ)

369 I am glad that Vice-President Harris is involved with artificial intelligence. Clearly, she can use some.

Posted by: Nemo at May 03, 2023 09:30 PM (S6ArX)

370 The law is whatever David French needs it to be for his next histrionic column.

So David French is the Suits of editorial writers.

Posted by: MikeN at May 04, 2023 01:12 AM (XygMV)

371
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