US Navy's Recruiting Pitch: Join the Navy and Be a Man Like This Drag Performer That We're Suuuuuuuperrr Proud Of

This'll turn around that 8,000 recruit shortfall lickety-split! And I do mean "lickety!"

And I do mean "split!"

Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is Harpy Daniels, announced he would be the Navy's first 'digital ambassador'
The program was part of the Navy's efforts to 'reach a wide range of potential candidates' as it seeks to recruit more Gen Z sailors
Authorities say the Navy is still expected to fall 8,000 short of its recruitment goals for the year

When you drive out straight conservative traditional men, you have to turn to that equally-important pool of potential military recruits: sissies and transvestites.

The United States Navy has turned to a drag performer in its efforts to reach younger recruits on digital platforms and social media.
Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is Harpy Daniels, announced on TikTok in November that he would be the Navy's first 'digital ambassador,' highlighting his journey from performing on board beginning in 2018 and growing to become an 'advocate' for those who 'were oppressed for years in the service.'
Kelley, who identifies as non-binary...

What's the opposite of a plot twist?

A plot straight line?

... was one of just five active sailors to participate as 'digital ambassadors' for the Navy in its 'efforts to reach a wide range of potential candidates,' a spokesperson told Daily Caller.
None of the digital ambassadors were paid, the spokesperson said, and no promotional or recruiting materials with the ambassadors exist.
The campaign is reminiscent of Bud Light's partnership with trans-star Dylan Mulvaney which led to an immediate backlash, cost billions and caused the brand's sales to plummet.
The Navy's digital ambassador program has now ended, running from October 2022 through March 2023, and officials are now working to assess its effectiveness.
But authorities say the Navy is still expected to fall 8,000 short of its recruitment goals for the year.

You don't say.

...
'In FY23, we expect to miss our active duty recruiting goal 8,000 Sailors short of our 37,700 goal,' she continued. 'Additionally, we expect to finish 3,000 Sailors short of our 10,330 recruiting goal for the Navy Reserve.
'We are using all available levers in FY23 to increase recruiting, while maintaining our standards.'
In March, a National Independent Panel on Military Service and Readiness report suggested poor recruiting was, at least in part, a result of the military's new woke policies.
It found that DEO initiatives have risked 'supplanting the US military's culture of warfighting with a new culture of DEI promotion and compliance.'

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2023 12:23 PM (ncXxy)

2 And I almost stopped to read the queer content.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2023 12:23 PM (ncXxy)

3 We might not lose a major war... but we will suffer far more casualties than we should if the armed forces are taken seriously by serious people.

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2023 12:23 PM (53oGX)

4 Oh I am going to give you such a pinch!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (17s+e)

5 They need more seamen on their poop deck.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (rcsB3)

6 Sure, looks like a country just ready to go to war with Russia AND China.

Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (78UcJ)

7 Late to the party

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (Y+l9t)

8 top ten?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (+M04z)

9 I was just going to ask if you guys talked about this yesterday. I just sent the Daily Mail link to hubs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (DRSnL)

10 I love this ad campaign - Ivanka

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 12:24 PM (N5C4b)

11 Not LARPy Daniels??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (Vwz3I)

12 YN. Checks with chart.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (w232d)

13 Embarrassing. Sodomites should be banned from the US Armed Forces.

Another reason to abolish the federal government.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (MZjWj)

14 Raging Queen jokes in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (eOEVl)

15 Unlike woke corporations that can be cattle-prodded by not buying their stuff, woke government has no limits.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (ZGrMX)

16 Now the USN has me embarrassed to have served in the Navy.
I didn't think that could happen no matter how many Marine / Navy jokes I've heard and told.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (WEruT)

17 It's all rum, sodomy and the lash.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (exm8+)

18 The Village People were definitely ahead of their time...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (PiwSw)

19 Message to the Navy, The Village People were not a how to manual.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (up/3i)

20 The Navy Recruitment department asked Butt-Lesser to hold a Butt-Lesser beer for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (17s+e)

21 We're going to lose the next war I and I will laugh.

These incompetent idiots deserve to die at the business end of a Chinese missile.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (wmDcS)

22 Like a lot of people on Twitter have said, we're going to lose a major war.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (d2bW3)

23 When you drive out straight conservative traditional men, you have to turn to that equally-important pool of potential military recruits: sissies and transvestites.
+++
Equally? No. Not equally. More. They are *more* important.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (O4oKn)

24 Man, if we'd only waited 80 years....

Posted by: IJN at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (eOEVl)

25 Is there any doubt that they’re actively destroying our military. Rush’s “kill people and break things” maxim still applies…. But soon our military will only good for one thing: suppressing internal dissent.

That is the objective

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (89L3N)

26 And China encourages Russia in Ukraine-> US and NATO exhaust armaments -> China heads on over to Taiwan

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

27 It's never gay when you're under way.
It's only queer when you're at the pier.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (z8EmA)

28 Join the Navy and go down like a submarine!

Posted by: Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttgigitty at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (FVME7)

29 In the immortal words of the Village People, Fuck The Navy! You may be more familiar with it in a different format.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (uvymP)

30 Yeah, I dropped this one in an earlier thread.

They just Bud Lighted themselves.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (8erNz)

31 War. What is it good for?

Apparently, keeping the tranny numbers down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (1huWu)

32 See, this is what happens when fully read the content, you lose out to the Horde Mind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (up/3i)

33 Saw the Trannies in the military video on Bad Blue.
I am quite disappointed it's being flaunted

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (KmncH)

34 YN. Checks with chart.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (w232d)

Mr. Jordan61 was a YN.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

35 Embarrassing. Sodomites should be banned from the US Armed Forces.

Another reason to abolish the federal government.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (MZjWj)

The deuce you say?!

Posted by: The State Department at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (rcsB3)

36 Are the Village People still alive? The Navy could resurrect In the Navy for recruit ads, maybe have a whole new line-up of drag queens.

Posted by: Biergood at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (FQWHA)

37 Need a uniform redesign.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (AwYPR)

38 There's a billboard up by me saying "Support our Veterans" and then it's got a picture of not someone with an attitude of service and sacrifice, but rather just someone with an attitude.

She looks like an angry activist, not a veteran, and she looks ready to tell me to "be better!", and just so incredibly angry at *me* for existing, it's unreal.

The people in power are fucking deranged and weird.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (4xc10)

39 It's not gay when you are away.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (4IFo8)

40 The next gritty war movie will be The Flirty Dozen, maybe The Great Escape From Reality.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (eGTCV)

41 Need a uniform redesign.
Posted by: BignJames

Skirts.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (z8EmA)

42 I joined the Navy to see the world
So what did I see?

I saw a dude who thinks he's a chick.

(apologies, I'm sure Muldoon will be along to do better.)

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (8erNz)

43 @21

>>We're going to lose the next war I and I will laugh.

Realistically, we haven't won a war since WWII.

Perhaps, Grenada, but that was just to get back a some "college kids."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (up/3i)

44 I wouldn't want to be on (or under) the high seas with a bunch of freaks. It's like the opposite of Red October.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (Mzdiz)

45 Rum, sodomy and the lash.

Posted by: teh Wind at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (l+V04)

46 Rum, sodomy, the lash, sodomy....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (KkFZv)

47 They're going to need new uniforms

https://tinyurl.com/558d4dnn

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (N5C4b)

48
This the same navy that ships collide because two women were not talking to each other?

Nice

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (34mL2)

49 Every yeoman I knew in the Navy was a flake. Perfect spot for this guy.

Posted by: clutch at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (HIiAc)

50 I've got a nephew that bailed out of the Navy. The ship he was assigned to was overwhelmingly queer. That was probably 10 years ago.

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (DB6tu)

51 I'm sensing a bunch of deferments coming up. Nobody is getting out of our gay military now. Oh and also a draft because SHUT UP!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (17s+e)

52 Military recruitment tends to plummet every time a Democrat is president because they tend to get us into trouble and damage the military as well as esteem of the USA. When things look good and the military feels military and manly, you get patriots interested in serving their country.

When the country feels like its going crazy and crappy and we're losing our liberty from the inside, the drive to join up and represent the USA and defend it feels less significant.

And who wants to be stuck in a 4-year commitment serving Joe Biden?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)

53 In March, a National Independent Panel on Military Service and Readiness report suggested poor recruiting was, at least in part, a result of the military's new woke policies.
+++
The woke policies aren't helping any, but I doubt - somewhat - that they're a major driver in the recruitment problem. There is definitely some negative effect there, but it isn't a sole cause.

Even with *good* recruitment materials, I suspect that they would still be missing their goals. How many kids want to sign up to defend this government? How many kids think they'd be fighting a good fight rather than representing the interests of bureaucrats, congressmen and defense contractors? How many think they'd be fighting to defend what's good and right versus what's wrong and awful?

I don't know, but I fear that it's a big problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (O4oKn)

54 On brand.

Posted by: MJ at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (zwDuR)

55 🎵 In the Navy- don't pick your socks up off the floor!
🎵 In the Navy- better watch your back door
🎵 In the Navy- we're just a little queer
🎵 In the Navy- better watch your rear

Everybody! In drag unison!

Posted by: Navy Recruiter at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (h/xVB)

56 Gives new meaning to the title "The Wackiest Ship in the Navy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (eFaiq)

57 We want ~you~
We want ~you~
We want ~you~
as a new recruit

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (ou9hh)

58 Ladyboy clowns are tacky, lowbrow entertainment for intellectual lightweights.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (1huWu)

59 Mr. Jordan61 was a YN.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

Different branch. Doesn't count.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (w232d)

60 I didn't need to see that before my lunch.

Cue Ten Years After

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (ufFY8)

61 >>> I didn't think that could happen no matter how many Marine / Navy jokes I've heard and told.

I know the navy gay jokes, and the marine "what is your favorite flavor of crayon" jokes. Any hidden gems I should casually drop to a navy person next time I see them?

Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (5hn/+)

62 Who is advising all these folks that this woke shit works?

What hard data are they citing to that shows that?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (Xe4iI)

63 Digital ambassadors?

Sure, why not?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (ykeLU)

64 Dear PRC Navy. We will handle the ropes and fueling for you when you tie up at our piers. Please come save us from ourselves.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (8erNz)

65 45 Rum, sodomy and the lash.
Posted by: teh Wind at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (l+V04)

46 Rum, sodomy, the lash, sodomy....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (KkFZv)

STOP IT. You're freaking me out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (DRSnL)

66 Let the trannies be the tip of spear and remove themselves from the gene pool.

I like it!

Posted by: Yawrate at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (qmaum)

67 Rum, sodomy, the lash, sodomy....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You said sodomy twice.

(Sets ball on tball post)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (z8EmA)

68 In another year, they're going to replace "Anchors Aweigh" with "Send In The Clowns".

Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (wb1YC)

69 Why bother hiring them? You know exactly what they're going to say before you take the first meeting with them. Just fill your advertisements with Women With Beards and Chicks with Dicks on your own initiative.

Cut out the middlemen -- the middlekin, I mean -- and pass the savings on to the consumers!
++++
Can't do that, Ace. If you don't hire the woke women and trannies, you'll never get your DEI and ESG scores up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (O4oKn)

70 McHale' Navy reboot with Lizzo as Lt. Cmdr McHale and Dylan Mulvaney as Ensign Parker.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

71 The numbers are probably worse than what is being reported.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (ppL7t)

72 A girl I was kinda dating shipped off to Marine's basic a few weeks ago. She's at Parris now. The recruiting process was kind of a joke. All kinds of shortcuts and look-the-other-ways to maximize potential recruits, including some blatant fraud for medical approvals. I doubt they would have done this 20 years ago. As for the girl, I don't know. She has some Marine qualities and some . . . not. I don't know if she makes it. I'm not sure if even she hopes she makes it. We will see.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

73 Is the Navy dry? If they're bringing back sodomy and the lash, it seems like they ought to bring back the rum, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (O4oKn)

74 And China encourages Russia in Ukraine-> US and NATO exhaust armaments -> China heads on over to Taiwan
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

Korea has a lot more to fear from Chinese anger. I absolutely believe that either American forces will abandon the Pensinsula before 2025, or they'll have to fight a war to stay. Seoul is at least as vital to Western electronics as Taipei is, and the Chinese won't suffer Korea existing if they join a future boycott of China.

Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (78UcJ)

75 So, Ukraine tried to kill Putin last night, by doing a drone attack on the Kremlin (Putin wasn't there - he usually is at his residence in the Moscow suburbs).

Ukraine denies doing that, of course, which is about as credible as saying that we didn't blow up the Nordstream pipelines, or that Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian disinformation.

Oh, and Zelensky said yesterday that Ukraine is a defacto member of NATO.

We're sleepwalking into nuclear war.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (2tUFv)

76 Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is Harpy Daniels,

*******

I'll admit, I did not have that on my BINGO card.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (ykeLU)

77 I was convinced the Left wanted to destroy the military since I was in school during Vietnam. Barky got the Leftists in place to start destroying it from the inside.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (KmncH)

78 Look, I'm a damn Admiral , okay? You got that peons? None of you are Admirals, so STFU.

Posted by: 'Rachel' Levine at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (21vDQ)

79 I am Yeoman, hear me roar...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (ykeLU)

80 Thinking outside the box. Change it to rum, sodomy, and some hash!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (FVME7)

81 The Navy is sort of covered in shame and a sense of incompetence right now anyway; crashing into gigantic ships in the middle of the ocean, etc. Who'd want to join that batch of losers? is the reaction. There are good people still in the service who are competent and professional, but thier reputation has suffered enormously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)

82 Gives new meaning to the title "The Wackiest Ship in the Navy"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Where everyone is actually straight. It's the only ship left.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (z8EmA)

83 This was inevitable once they put a Navy port in San Francisco.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (XkApw)

84 "In the Navy" was on Dance Dance Revolution, back in the day when that was huge. The video that accompanied the dance moves was so flaming rainbow, I'm surprised glitter did not spew out of the TV when we played it.

Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (5hn/+)

85 We are a laughing stock, and it's being done on purpose.

Posted by: spypeach at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (UuB/1)

86 What was the movie w/the pink sub?

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

87 How is discipline kept in the new US Navy?
Rum, sodomy and the lash. But mostly sodomy . Ah who are we kidding, it's all sodomy , and not just for discipline!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (eFaiq)

88 They should remake "Down Periscope" but instead of crewing the submarine with just misfits and Lauren Holly, they can crew the sub with "non-binary" and all kinds of alphabet-mafia persons.

The new captain of the sub should be a stronk, independent wyman, preferably of color but if not, what's Daisy Ridley doing while she's filming another Star Wars abomination?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

89 Shame on you!
“ What's the opposite of a plot twist?

A plot straight line?”

You said “straight.” How heteronormative! I’m triggered just reading it.

Posted by: Chuck Moss at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (zmawo)

90 The military can keep you in?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (Y+l9t)

91 The sailors say Mandy

You're a fine girl

What a good wife you would be

But my life my love and my lady

Is the Sea......

Posted by: eleven at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (t4fCu)

92 Rum, sodomy, the lash, sodomy....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You said sodomy twice.

(Sets ball on tball post)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (z8EmA)

I like sodomy.
-garrett

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (rcsB3)

93 ffs

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (BRHaw)

94 The newest Navy recruitment video:

https://tinyurl.com/2p25ekfj

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)

95 We're out of weapons, our ships are rusty, we can't effectively project force, we haven't won a war since before you were born, you'll be a pawn in a corrupt game and you'll need to consider cutting your dick off, but please please please join up!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (O4oKn)

96 Is the Navy dry? If they're bringing back sodomy and the lash, it seems like they ought to bring back the rum, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Who forgot the KY Jelly?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (z8EmA)

97
Who knew that the old SNL skit about life on The Raging Queen was actually a documentary?

"Captain! I threw the first blow. If anyone is to be punished, let it be me. I ask only that whatever you do, please don’t put me in a tight-fitting Lassie costume and make me eat from a monogrammed dog dish."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (n+4am)

98 China's naval officers know exactly what to do with this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

99 I was just going to ask if you guys talked about this yesterday. I just sent the Daily Mail link to hubs.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

I'd send it to my dad, but I don't want to break his heart, or cause him to ragestroke.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (1Muza)

100 "Thinking outside the box. Change it to rum, sodomy, and some hash!"

Bum, sodomy, and some hash!

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (VMFAF)

101 Harpy Daniels? Is that supposed to be an inference to Stormy?

Posted by: EveR at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (MUpk6)

102 They told me when they repealed "don't ask don't tell" that the next thing they will be doing is sucking lady dick on the poop deck and they are doing it now.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (4IFo8)

103 Rum, sodomy, the lash, sodomy....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You said sodomy twice.

(Sets ball on tball post)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM

They like sodomy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (KkFZv)

104 I was convinced the Left wanted to destroy the military since I was in school during Vietnam. Barky got the Leftists in place to start destroying it from the inside.
Posted by: Skip
---------

Jimmy Carter issuing a pardon to 10,000 draft dodgers was a real moral-builder among the active troops.

/sarc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (21vDQ)

105 When you drive out straight conservative traditional men, you have to turn to that equally-important pool of potential military recruits: sissies and transvestites.

----------

"Discipline is the soul of an army." -- George Washington, 1757

"High heels are the sole of an army." -- Beijing Biden, 2021

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (XkApw)

106 Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
A chick with a DICK

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (BRHaw)

107 98 China's naval officers know exactly what to do with this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

Yeah, make more artificial reefs for their artificial islands in the S. China Sea.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

108 In before rum and the lash!

Posted by: eleven at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (t4fCu)

109 What was the movie w/the pink sub?

Operation Petticoat, I believe.

Is the Navy dry?

I think they stopped serving out rum or other liquor every day in the 1920s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (0hOvj)

110 I know the navy gay jokes, and the marine "what is your favorite flavor of crayon" jokes. Any hidden gems I should casually drop to a navy person next time I see them?
Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM

What's your favorite flavor of dick, maybe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (KkFZv)

111 So, Ukraine tried to kill Putin

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (2tUFv)

You'd better hope the Russians believe that. If they tie it to MI6 or the CIA, Rishi Sunak might be dining on polonium before summer gets going.

Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (78UcJ)

112 More fundamentally when you abandon love of country, honor and masculine values for young men, and aggressively teach the opposite from K-12, what the living F do you think will happen to the "available pool" of young men willing and able to defend the country?

Head scratcher.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (5FPX4)

113 What was the movie w/the pink sub?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

"Operation Petticoat"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (RJQ8g)

114 My father and grandfather may rise from their graves to smite these bastards down. Hell, if I hadn't fcuked up my knee in HS, I'd be with them there.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (TgBWG)

115 Future Conversation in the Navy:

A: I can't deploy because I'm still recovering from my bottom surgery.

B: Me neither because that's going to fall right into pre-op and I'll miss my date!

C: Unfortunately, recovery will be complete by the deployment date, so I guess I'm going, barring any complications.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (krQz2)

116 The Navy is sort of covered in shame and a sense of incompetence right now anyway; crashing into gigantic ships in the middle of the ocean, etc. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)
++++
They shoulda read this book (link goes to Amazon):
https://is.gd/MQHBnR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (O4oKn)

117 Look out, boys, there's gonna be a BLOW!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (jTmQV)

118 Waiting for the Army to do something equally stupid if they haven't already done so.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (3CCua)

119 Realistically, we haven't won a war since WWII.

Perhaps, Grenada, but that was just to get back a some "college kids."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (up/3i)

Hey, we beat down a beaten down Iraqi military during my command of CentCom. Cue the Lee Greenwood song now!

Posted by: Zombie General Schwarzkopf at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (ppL7t)

120 We're out of weapons, our ships are rusty, we can't effectively project force, we haven't won a war since before you were born, you'll be a pawn in a corrupt game and you'll need to consider cutting your dick off, but please please please join up!
___

Don't forget crashing into each other via rotary-winged aircraft and not able to maintain the equipment the military still has.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (1Muza)

121 Old: We all live in a yellow submarine

New: We're all queer on a 'lectric submarine.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (CSB1R)

122 Now the USN has me embarrassed to have served in the Navy.
I didn't think that could happen no matter how many Marine / Navy jokes I've heard and told.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM

Same here. And can you imagine *harpy* being there to drag you out of a burning compartment onboard a ship in combat? It would have to stop do to it's hair and nails before it could don the OBE gear to rescue you.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (ncXxy)

123 So, Ukraine tried to kill Putin

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:31 PM (2tUFv)

You'd better hope the Russians believe that. If they tie it to MI6 or the CIA, Rishi Sunak might be dining on polonium before summer gets going.
Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM (78UcJ)

Wait, why should we be hoping that?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (rcsB3)

124 All this for a fag?

Posted by: Moochele Obama at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (sWM8x)

125 War. What is it good for?
-----------
Absolutely muff-in!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (Vwz3I)

126 The military can keep you in?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (Y+l9t)

Yes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (wmDcS)

127 But authorities say the Navy is still expected to fall 8,000 short of its recruitment goals for the year.

--------

Thank goodness we have a million military-age illegal aliens flooding across the border every few months.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (XkApw)

128 Need a uniform redesign.

With velcro up the butt crack?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (nfrXX)

129 I work in marketing, which is roughly a workforce of 80-90% college educated white women

That tells you all you need to know

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (X+2HW)

130 Read today that Biden has not even bothered to staff up his reelection campaign. They are not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (Y+l9t)

131 what's Daisy Ridley doing while she's filming another Star Wars abomination?

There's a new animated Star Wars abomination where apparently all of the Jedi Knights are black. I just scrolled past the ad earlier (not here).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

132 What kind of effed up mess is this? Destroying, belittling, undermining every single American institution as quick as they can.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (Bvzwx)

133 Just in case ace's post has you a bit off your feed, here's Bernhardt's weekly memes to make you smile...

https://tinyurl.com/2r9zt7m5

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (CCSxw)

134 the left likes using foot soldiers from the mentally and criminally insane. It makes it easier to drone entire red state neighborhoods.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (MLrvz)

135 'morale', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (0v4YR)

136 There's four ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way and the fabulous way.

Posted by: Cap'n Queen at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (5FPX4)

137 Ghosts in the machine. I mean, come on, this can't be real.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (CaJIi)

138 What was the movie w/the pink sub?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

"Operation Petticoat"

Posted by: naturalfake

One of my favorite movies. Only exceeded by Father Goose.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (3CCua)

139 Hey soljah boi! You palley?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (sy6UY)

140 Waiting for the Army to do something equally stupid if they haven't already done so.
Posted by: BifBewalski
___

They're too busy crashing helicopters.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (1Muza)

141 The people opening time capsules from 2023 are going to laugh their asses off.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (CcoDx)

142 I guess we need to revive the Theban Sacred Band. You don't want to be a bottom, tho.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (TgBWG)

143 Dune Part 2 trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Way9Dexny3w

Want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (cD1dp)

144 China's naval officers know exactly what to do with this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

Embezzle funds and lie about readiness? The Chinese are about as bad as we are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (wmDcS)

145 Gads!

This country is so yobanny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (VawF9)

146 China has I believe the world's largest navy now, since we've been diminishing our fleet. You'd think we'd learn form history that they with the largest navy wins, but nooo.

What time of year is best with the way the oceans go for China to attack Taiwan? I keep expecting that news to drop every day.

Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (5hn/+)

147 Nothing gay about the Navy!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (aD39U)

148 The military can keep you in?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (Y+l9t)

Yes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
------

'For the duration'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (0v4YR)

149 If they tie it to MI6 or the CIA, Rishi Sunak might be dining on polonium before summer gets going.

I'm not really seeing a downside.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (ZGrMX)

150 From the Merriam-Webster on-line dictionary -

harpy - noun - har·py

1. capitalized: a foul malign creature in Greek mythology that is part woman and part bird

2.
a: a predatory person : leech
b: a shrewish woman

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (AMIL/)

151 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (tjClK)

152 It's so crazy it may work!

\sarc off.

Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (G0vdT)

153 I'd rather just abolish the military at this point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (d2bW3)

154 Think of the soldiers!

Where are the trans women on the front line going to get their frozen tomato juice nuggets for their fake menses?!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (krQz2)

155 130 Read today that Biden has not even bothered to staff up his reelection campaign. They are not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (Y+l9t)

++++
Well he did less than nothing the first time around.
100 million votes in 2024. Bank on it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (Bvzwx)

156 I'm glad my dad's brain doesn't function all that well so he can't see what his Navy has turned into.

This would sicken him to no end.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (tjClK)

157 Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Wednesday denied Moscow's claims that Kyiv had attempted to assassinate Russian President Vladimir Putin, after Russia said two drones were shot down at the Kremlin.

"We didn't attack Putin. We leave it to the tribunal. We fight on our territory, we are defending our villages and cities," Zelensky told reporters at a joint press conference with Nordic leaders in Helsinki.

Which is weird, because all the Ukraine fanboys are celebrating the attempted strike on the Kremlin on Twitter.

Perhaps the Estonians did it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (2tUFv)

158 Different branch. Doesn't count.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (w232d)

True. Important distinction.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

159 Harpo Marx>>>Harpy Daniels

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (tkR6S)

160 There's a new animated Star Wars abomination where apparently all of the Jedi Knights are black. I just scrolled past the ad earlier (not here).

We wuz kangz !!!

Posted by: Black Jedi Knights Everywhere at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (53rRt)

161 When you drive out straight conservative traditional men, you have to turn to that equally-important pool of potential military recruits: sissies and transvestites.

This shit is like the comics industry: alienating the target demo to curry favor with people who by and large are not going to show up and replace them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (KFhLj)

162 Will they still have the faggoty white uniforms?

Posted by: Lt. Col. Nathan R. Jessup at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (II3Gr)

163 144 China's naval officers know exactly what to do with this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

Embezzle funds and lie about readiness? The Chinese are about as bad as we are.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (wmDcS)

Their military is in the process of reforming and building up. It's not a safe assumption that it'll be in the same state of decay ours is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)

164 "What time of year is best with the way the oceans go for China to attack Taiwan? I keep expecting that news to drop every day."

I expect they're waiting for President Stoner Giggles to take over. The Chicoms probably have residual (unearned) respect for the leadership of an old, white male of Biden's generation.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (5FPX4)

165 The military is slowly being turned into the government funding of tranny operations.

Why would you need fitness tests for this?

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (krQz2)

166 what's Daisy Ridley doing while she's filming another Star Wars abomination?

Well that remains to be seen, it was announced by Kathleen Kennedy, but that doesn't mean its going to be made. She's announced a good half dozen projects that went nowhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

167 They're not failing to build the military. They're building one that they know will be loyal to the "proper" people.

And willing to kill the people the "proper" consider to be enemies.

If it's a little smaller, that's no big deal. LOYALTY is more important.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (JMAcK)

168 Are trannies really clamoring to join the military? Seriously?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (tjClK)

169 My nephew served in the Navy. He was on the Enterprise. My son got to go along on board for the very last "tiger" cruise.
I had In The Navy as the ringtone for nephew and the fella did not appreciate it. Odd that.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (Wy1BU)

170 We need a President that will appoint true conservative Secy of Defense like Jim Mattis and Mark Esper. That's what we need.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (N5C4b)

171 Regarding the line in ]i]Blade Runner about "attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion":

. . . those lines are poetic and make up one of the most evocative scenes in cinema.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 03, 2023

***
The odd thing is that the writer of the Blade Runner screenplay, David W. Peoples, also wrote Unforgiven for Clint Eastwood, and 12 Monkeys for Terry Gilliam. He's worked with some of the best, and is one of the best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

172 China has I believe the world's largest navy now, since we've been diminishing our fleet. You'd think we'd learn form history that they with the largest navy wins, but nooo.
___

Chinese aircraft carrier leaves West Pacific after drills near Guam

https://tinyurl.com/2yrrxukh

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (1Muza)

173 Lloyd Austin was recently asked why he hasn't tried to bring back soldiers whose only sin was to reject the forced vaxx -- in all other ways, were ready, willing, and able to serve their country. He repeatedly pushed the question aside.

But they're willing to further embarrass and endanger the country with stupid stunts like this tranny recruitment drive?

There are times I think Putin's razing of DC with a white-hot flash might be the only way to ctrl-alt-delete this country.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (Ny/Va)

174 The United States Navy has turned to a drag performer in its efforts to reach younger recruits on digital platforms and social media.

Because it worked out so well for Bud Light.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (tjClK)

175 >>> This shit is like the comics industry: alienating the target demo to curry favor with people who by and large are not going to show up and replace them.

Hold my Beer.

Posted by: Bud Light at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (5hn/+)

176 Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is Harpy Daniels,

***

Harpy. Daniels.
Wow, way to swing for the fences there, Gen Z slacker.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (wb1YC)

177 Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (1Muza)

I thought this might give you a chuckle: https://is.gd/wOzG6M

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (DRSnL)

178 Well if the old crew was unwilling to shoot the red states, this new crop is probably more willing to stop the trans genocide.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (URIv5)

179 There's four ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way and the fabulous way.

Posted by: Cap'n Queen at May 03, 2023 12:36 PM (5FPX4)

You said Navy twice.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (uHDzq)

180 Dune Part 2 trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Way9Dexny3w

Want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (cD1dp)

Meh. I guess it looks alright.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (rcsB3)

181 "Sargeant those ladies need their dilators!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (krQz2)

182 Their military is in the process of reforming and building up. It's not a safe assumption that it'll be in the same state of decay ours is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)
++++
It isn't in decay. It *is* of fairly poor quality and extremely minimal experience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (O4oKn)

183 Are trannies really clamoring to join the military? Seriously?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (tjClK)
__

If it means that the taxpayers pay for their surgeries, yes.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (1Muza)

184 and the next thing I read is relating to the failure of Bud Light.

I should read the whole thing before posting my idiocy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (tjClK)

185 So, Ukraine tried to kill Putin last night

More likely the CIA, to gin up a false flag and get their Endless War started. I'd look for reports of a nuclear retaliatory strike "with Russian fingerprints!".

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (CaJIi)

186 Note how a tranny killing Christians hasn't slowed them down one bit on the tranny push.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (uHDzq)

187 Sorry I meant killing Christian children

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (uHDzq)

188 Flyover country can't save us, but may be able to save itself.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (5FPX4)

189 Waiting for the Army to do something equally stupid if they haven't already done so.

They already did the cartoon ad of the woman who joined the Army after being raised by two mommies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (2tUFv)

190 168 >>>Are trannies really clamoring to join the military? Seriously?

As much as they're into Bud Light, NASCAR, and the NHL...

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (Ny/Va)

191 It's all ~~rum~~, sodomy ~~and the lash.~~
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (exm8+)

FTFY

they've given up the rum, and the lash.

and dear god, i'm almost ashamed i was a sailor, but thank god it was before tailhook repercussions REALLY got out through the fleet...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (nXhwP)

192 Woke marketing executive needs to be fired.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

193 I'd rather just abolish the military at this point.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2023 12:38 PM (d2bW3)

No can do pleb. We need our cushy grift, graft, and greed phoney jobs in the MIC when we retire.

Posted by: All Flag and General Officers at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (ppL7t)

194 "The United States Navy has turned to a drag performer in its efforts to reach younger recruits on digital platforms and social media."

What is this fetish for trannies and drag fags as a way of reaching younger audiences? That was the justification for the Bud Light disaster too. Is there any evidence whatsoever that these weirdos are seen as especially appealing by younger people? I'll bet almost any amount of money the answer is "no." But still all these morons and retards in marketing departments keep pitching these trannies as a way to reach younger customers. I don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

195 There's a new animated Star Wars abomination where apparently all of the Jedi Knights are black

Here's what gets me about black people in sci fi or fantasy. The white people are portrayed as having a culture distinct from ours, with different beliefs, phrases, religions, etc (unless its an abomination like Your Highness). There is a real attempt to portray people in the movie as if they came from somewhere else, so they don't use modern western cultural phrases, clothes, etc.

But black characters all have to have a ghetto vibe and be all badass and hip, using stereotypical black patterns of speech and behavior as if there is one absolute monoculture through all dimensions and locations in existence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (0hOvj)

196 So, the answer to my movie trivia question on the previous thread:

The movie that had both Nicholson and Bob Newhart in it (though they had no scenes together) was On A Clear Day, starring Barbra Streisand and Yves Montand.

The great Simon Oakland (Kolchak’s boss) was also in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (VawF9)

197 I had suggested (in print, and in person) back when (it's been three years, but it feels like thirty) that my daughter should go talk to the recruiter about being a Marine helicopter pilot. She's entirely capable of it.

But we are now where I was (yeah, we skipped a generation, adopted her at 45) in 1974-75 with the post-Vietnam military collapse and most of all the Mayaguez which put me off on any kind of military career.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (8erNz)

198 I thought this might give you a chuckle: https://is.gd/wOzG6M
Posted by: Jordan61
___

Heh, pretty accurate.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (1Muza)

199 I honestly feel for the Horde who are Navy vets.

Uncle Sam is fucking you again. The Navy brought this on themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (z8EmA)

200 Note how a tranny killing Christians [children] hasn't slowed them down one bit on the tranny push.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:41 PM (uHDzq)

Would you rather they grow up into Christian adults?

Posted by: LGBTQWERTY at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (rcsB3)

201 What was the movie w/the pink sub?
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

"Operation Petticoat"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 12:34 PM

"And to the crew of the pink submarine...surrender now, boys."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (KkFZv)

202 Bulgaroctonus, did anyone answer your trivia Q about the movie Jack Nicholson and Bob Newhart were in together? I guessed Catch-22, but JN does not show up on the cast list for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

203 More likely the CIA, to gin up a false flag and get their Endless War started.

Perhaps in cooperation with Ukraine, but its been obvious that Ukraine has been itching to strike the Kremlin for months.

One of the reasons why we've been denying them longer-range rockets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (2tUFv)

204 https://www.instagram.com/p/ChfKvJuOPOs/

Drag in the Navy

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (BRHaw)

205 The U.S. still has the number one Navy in the world based on fighting strength. A large portion of that fleet are carriers, destroyers and submarines, whereas the Chinese have a lot of frigates.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (J47y1)

206 182 Their military is in the process of reforming and building up. It's not a safe assumption that it'll be in the same state of decay ours is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)
++++
It isn't in decay. It *is* of fairly poor quality and extremely minimal experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:40 PM (O4oKn)

Yeah their starting point was pretty low. They've been pretty focused on building it up and overhauling it in recent years though.

They've also been doing small scale stuff in the Middle East to get experience.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (eYoxG)

207 Wait, why should we be hoping that?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (rcsB3)

Hah. But seriously, decapitatiok strikes against the Kremlin may lead to nasty responses- or false flags- here at home.

Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (78UcJ)

208 McHale' Navy reboot with Lizzo as Lt. Cmdr McHale and Dylan Mulvaney as Ensign Parker.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2023 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

Pete Bootygag as Captain Binghamton.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (tkR6S)

209 143 Dune Part 2 trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Way9Dexny3w

Want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 03, 2023 12:37 PM (cD1dp)

Gimme...all of it...NOW!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (CCSxw)

210 Lloyd Austin was recently asked why he hasn't tried to bring back soldiers whose only sin was to reject the forced vaxx -- in all other ways, were ready, willing, and able to serve their country. He repeatedly pushed the question aside. ...
Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (Ny/Va)
++++
This does not surprise me. I'd bet that they *have* discussed doing exactly this, but determined that there's no point in doing so, for two reasons:
1. Those people already identified themselves as insubordinate. If they won't take the vax, do you think they'll open fire on Tallahassee? Probably not. The new armed forces aren't going to be fighting many foreign wars.
2. If you were one of those men who got booted for refusing the vax, would you back if they invited you? I wouldn't. They'd probably get damn few takers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (O4oKn)

211 It found that DEO initiatives have risked 'supplanting the US military's culture of warfighting with a new culture of DEI promotion and compliance.'

———

Have risked? More like already has.

There is no doubt that promotions and advancement is predicated upon how woke you are.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (Lyq2C)

212 Hello, thailor!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (KiBMU)

213 Harpy
What an amazing opportunity to be apart of history and to share an even more indepth and intimate moment in this blog from the USS Constitution Museum !! ❤️

Drag has always been apart of the service and Drag has evolved to an amazing form entertainment among the world. Doing drag on a ship, on bases and in the service, isn't just for me but a tribute to all those before me who never were seen or heard. Diversity is what makes us the best, and this is definitely a part of it!❤️

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (BRHaw)

214 Run Silent, Run Deep

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (3FcG9)

215 There's a direct line from 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' to this insane, stupid, gay ass nonsense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

216 What is this fetish for trannies and drag fags as a way of reaching younger audiences?

To pave the way for Michelle Obama to replace Joe Biden at the last minute?

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (CaJIi)

217 Not surprised it is a Yeoman. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin', you know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: StewBurner at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (Guh8+)

218 It’s Gary Busey in Under Siege all over again!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (sy6UY)

219 @194
The answer is the same reason why the can't fix "the border crisis." Replacing/diluting the American polity with a Third World voting bloc is the plan. In the same vein, purging the military of heritage America values is the goal, tilting the balance of domestic force against heritage America and in favor of Woke.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (5FPX4)

220 I feel like this and “drag kids” are the answer to : “How does this affect you, bigot?”

Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (iT3bv)

221 IN THE GAYYYYYVEEEEEEE

Posted by: The_Hoser at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (N66D6)

222 Embarrassing. Sodomites should be banned from the US Armed Forces.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2023 12:25 PM (MZjWj)

When I was enlisting I got interviewed by a Marine Gunnery Sergeant who asked, "Do you suck dick?" Obviously this was before DADT. Although I answered no I was allowed to join the Navy and volunteer for submarines.

Queue the jokes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (uvymP)

223

Navy lesbians are TIGHT!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (K3yg2)

224 The Chinese aren't going to invade Taiwan. They don't have the military or logistics capability to do so. Far more likely, IMHO, is an attempt at a short, sharp war in the Western Pacific with the goal of getting the US to agree to recognize Chinese suzerainty over the region.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (wmDcS)

225 Apropos of nothing, I had a dentist appointment this morning and when I showed up, they were closed, even though they sent me a SMS reminder a couple of weeks ago. I called their number and got a recording that they were out of business. This is weird.

Even weirder, my wife uses a different dentist and just had a visit. The very next day after her appointment she got a call that her dentist was going out of business.

That is two out of about a half dozen in this area, which is not visibly suffering any economic declines.

Weird.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has green teeth at May 03, 2023 12:35 PM (aD39U)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (aD39U)

226 This was inevitable once they put a Navy port in San Francisco.

---------

Out: Dykes on Bikes.
In: Buriers on Carriers.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (nw9IX)

227 The one question the military should ask it's current members is:

"Would you serve side by side in combat with a tranny/homosexual/cross-dresser/non-binary soldier and completely trust them to work with you and save your life as you would theirs and any other soldier you serve with?"

If 51% say no, stop this f*cking madness immediately. Man this bitch back up and lets prepare to WIN some conflicts like the good old days.

Sorry, ladies. I've always been against women on the front lines and I will not change that stance, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (tjClK)

228 I honestly feel for the Horde who are Navy vets.

Uncle Sam is fucking you again. The Navy brought this on themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM

Don't worry...somewhere in the Department of the Army, someone is saying "hold my Bud Light and watch this."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (KkFZv)

229 It's all rum, sodomy and the lash.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 03, 2023

***
I thought the US Navy, unlike the Royal Navy, did not issue rum rations to their crews. And the lash is considered cruel and unusual punishment now.

So, just sodomy then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

230 If this regime was actually TRYING to destroy the USA what would they be doing differently?

So sick of this sick shit.

Posted by: zooomzooom at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (Y0Ei4)

231 Yeah their starting point was pretty low. They've been pretty focused on building it up and overhauling it in recent years though.

They've also been doing small scale stuff in the Middle East to get experience.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (eYoxG)
++++
Yup. Right now and for the near future, at least, I'd bet on the US Navy - even in its current state - over the Red Chinese navy.

But it shouldn't even be a question. Our naval decline has been truly astonishing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (O4oKn)

232 At this point...if it were Hu running the PRC and not Xi, I'd be all in favor of inviting them in to take over.

But hey, maybe our Guardians Of The Faggotry can actually do something.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (8erNz)

233 What is this fetish for trannies and drag fags as a way of reaching younger audiences?
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It's a pedo movement disguised as a tranny movement.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (BB877)

234 Soooo ... we can do away with "Anchors Aweigh" and replace it with "In The Navy" now ... ? The Village People were SO ahead of their time ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (mu5GU)

235 lickety split is even funnier if you say it out loud three times in a row as fast as you can. NSFW.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (ykeLU)

236 This is what the dogeater has wrought.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (0uN1f)

237 The military wants to recruit trannies because trannies will open fire on their fellow citizens.

Same reason why a substantial fraction of Antifa is tranny.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (2tUFv)

238 lickety split is even funnier if you say it out loud three times in a row as fast as you can. NSFW.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (ykeLU)
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And omit the p.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (krQz2)

239 This was inevitable once they put a Navy port in San Francisco.

---------

Out: Dykes on Bikes.
In: Buriers on Carriers.
Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM

Fags in CAGs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (KkFZv)

240 202 Wolfus, see me at 196.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2023 12:46 PM (VawF9)

241 There's a direct line from 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' to this insane, stupid, gay ass nonsense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at May 03, 2023 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

There's a direct line from Eve eating the apple to both.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (BB877)

242 The U.S. still has the number one Navy in the world based on fighting strength.

in a fey slap fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (z8EmA)

243 But black characters all have to have a ghetto vibe and be all badass and hip, using stereotypical black patterns of speech and behavior as if there is one absolute monoculture through all dimensions and locations in existence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (0hOvj)

"Sheeee-IT! Ima get all up in that motherfuckin' sandworm's ass!" -

Black Paul "Puffy" Atreides from "Black DUNE"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (RJQ8g)

244 Swab the poop deck, matey.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

245 Also, “Harpy?” Really?!?!?

But this isn’t demeaning to women 🫤

Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (iT3bv)

246 It isn't in decay. It *is* of fairly poor quality and extremely minimal experience.

People largely don't know that however poorly you think of Chinese made stuff for export (e.g. Dorman auto parts), the stuff the Chinese make for domestic consumption is 100 times worse.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (ZGrMX)

247 I guessed Catch-22, but JN does not show up on the cast list for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

He wasn't in C-22.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

248 "keep pitching these trannies as a way to reach younger customers.
Their juke box only plays one song!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (jTmQV)

249 I thought the US Navy, unlike the Royal Navy, did not issue rum rations to their crews. And the lash is considered cruel and unusual punishment now.

So, just sodomy then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)
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Just sodomy.

Posted by: Marvellous Milley at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (krQz2)

250 I thought the US Navy, unlike the Royal Navy, did not issue rum rations to their crews. And the lash is considered cruel and unusual punishment now.

So, just sodomy then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

There were modest doses of 'medicine' issued and various ways of making stuff that some leadership looked at differently than others.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (8erNz)

251 Kelley, who identifies as non-binary...
.......

He can't count?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

252 I like the Dune trailer but I am so annoyed with how they insist on portraying actors in the incredibly dry hot planet without covering their heads. The Fremen should look like mummies, they've lived their entire existence being dehydrated. They NEVER took their masks off until at home in shadows with water nearby, because the very air would suck moisture out of their bodies.

I know, I know, actors insist on having their faces uncovered and think tney cannot emote without it, ego, etc but still. The stillsuits were what kept you alive in one of the most incomprehensibly lethal environments ever. Its like ripping off your goggles and rebreather while 30 feet underwater. Eh, its important for the drama!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (0hOvj)

253 "Sheeee-IT! Ima get all up in that motherfuckin' sandworm's ass!" -

Black Paul "Puffy" Atreides from "Black DUNE"
Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (RJQ8g)
__________________

-- also Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

254 We need a ruling from one of Joe's harem.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (ufFY8)

255 Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

Posted by: Sun Zyson at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (5FPX4)

256 The military wants to recruit trannies because trannies will open fire on their fellow citizens.

Same reason why a substantial fraction of Antifa is tranny.

Yes and yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (ZGrMX)

257 173 Lloyd Austin was recently asked why he hasn't tried to bring back soldiers whose only sin was to reject the forced vaxx -- in all other ways, were ready, willing, and able to serve their country. He repeatedly pushed the question aside.

But they're willing to further embarrass and endanger the country with stupid stunts like this tranny recruitment drive?

There are times I think Putin's razing of DC with a white-hot flash might be the only way to ctrl-alt-delete this country.

Posted by: red speck at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (Ny/Va)

Hiring-back non-vaxxers will never be willingly done in Joe's entire Executive Branch. Doing so would label the firings a mistake. Joe and all his minions NEVER EVER admit to making a mistake. This is why Joe and KJP and other Junta spokes-whores issue BS and lies so often. They are trying to cover for all their mistakes. (When simply blaming Trump won't work.)

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

258 They're going to need new uniforms

https://tinyurl.com/558d4dnn
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 03, 2023 12:29 PM (N5C4b)

https://is.gd/5l99lp

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 03, 2023 12:48 PM (uvymP)

259 Are trannies really clamoring to join the military? Seriously?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 03, 2023 12:39 PM (tjClK)

They get their surgery/drugs paid for and don't have to do much else until pension time.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (3vCGB)

260 The U.S. still has the number one Navy in the world based on fighting strength. A large portion of that fleet are carriers, destroyers and submarines, whereas the Chinese have a lot of frigates.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2023

***
Whenever I see that vessel designation, I can't help but think of "friggin' in the riggin'."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

261 When I was an Army civilian, I had to attend sexual harassment training with my enlisted cow-workers. The presenters said they personally had never processed a complaint of a man harassing a woman. It was all guy-on-guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

262 There are 10 types of people in this world, those that count in binary, and those that don't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (aD39U)

263 This busty blonde baker used to love a man in uniform, but now she's unsure as to whether they are men:
https://is.gd/R1cRD5

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (O4oKn)

264 Also, “Harpy?” Really?!?!?

But this isn’t demeaning to women 🫤
Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 12:47 PM (iT3bv)
........

He wouldn't do well on the all women Mars mission.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

265 242 The U.S. still has the number one Navy in the world based on fighting strength.

in a fey slap fight.
Posted by: rickb223

"The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (8erNz)

266 Elric Blade: "What is this fetish for trannies and drag fags as a way of reaching younger audiences? That was the justification for the Bud Light disaster too. Is there any evidence whatsoever that these weirdos are seen as especially appealing by younger people? I'll bet almost any amount of money the answer is "no." But still all these morons and retards in marketing departments keep pitching these trannies as a way to reach younger customers. I don't get it."
++++++++++++++++
I suspect that a large percentage of young men - say, 16 to 25 years old - are disgusted by the trannies, but have been trained to play along, smile and keep silent about it. The alternative is personal destruction.

Then, the fake cognitive "elite" that created and enforce the woke cancel culture magically forget that it is imposed, not organically accepted, and thus start assuming that they can market this audience.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (uH1aC)

267 The Chinese aren't going to invade Taiwan. They don't have the military or logistics capability to do so

They don't even need to. China is about subversion, corruption, and infiltration, not war. They are great at ruining countries and making them do what they want, but not so good at fighting wars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (0hOvj)

268 There are two types of people in this world.

Avoid both of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (9UlRk)

269 Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity

Posted by: Ten Years After at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

270 I never noticed this before, but that's a Fleet Admiral leading The Village People in that song.

Must have been TDY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)

271 Just what was Lloyd Austin's illustrious service record? Even apart from his failures of leadership, he just strikes me on a personal level as a self-important mediocrity.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (5FPX4)

272 Everyone has figured out this is purposeful destruction, right?

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (lxSja)

273 How do you separate them in from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (K3yg2)

274 This busty blonde baker used to love a man in uniform, but now she's unsure as to whether they are men:
https://is.gd/R1cRD5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (O4oKn)
........

Yum.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

275 So, just sodomy then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)
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No no no. The lash is still there, too. It isn't used for punishment, but for erotic games. The US Armed Forces are inclusive now, you know. If you're into BDSM with your tranny shipmates, they're not going to judge you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (O4oKn)

276 This busty blonde baker used to love a man in uniform, but now she's unsure as to whether they are men:
https://is.gd/R1cRD5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM

I'll...um...be in the kitchen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (KkFZv)

277 But black characters all have to have a ghetto vibe and be all badass and hip, using stereotypical black patterns of speech and behavior as if there is one absolute monoculture through all dimensions and locations in existence.

***

The Left has been doing this for decades.

Back in the late '70s when TV commercials started making an effort to include more black people in them, there was a 9 in 10 chance that whatever black guy was in the commercial was dressed like either a Soul Train dancer or a bit part on Good Times.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (wb1YC)

278 25 Is there any doubt that they’re actively destroying our military. Rush’s “kill people and break things” maxim still applies…. But soon our military will only good for one thing: suppressing internal dissent.

That is the objective

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 03, 2023 12:26 PM (89L3N)

---

This is an excellent point. The people they seem to be targeting are the same people who are most receptive to believing that their worst enemies are ... other Americans.

They'll be far more likely to their guns on flyover state citizens because - they deserve it, those bigots and Nazis!

Posted by: The_Hoser at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (N66D6)

279 There are two types of people in this world.

Avoid both of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (9UlRk)

This right here is solid advice. Morons excepted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (DRSnL)

280 Sorry, ladies. I've always been against women on the front lines and I will not change that stance, ever.
Posted by: Sponge
___

No apologies necessary.

Just because we can doesn't mean we should.

God made us different for a reason, and when you go against the grain, bad things happen.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (1Muza)

281 The Navy pumping trannies for more Seamen

What is new or newsworthy about this, Ace?

(kidding, just saw a joke you, perhaps advisedly, left out of the post)

Posted by: .87c at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (A0CVA)

282 https://is.gd/R1cRD5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (O4oKn)

Nice cookies.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (ufFY8)

283 Increase numbers by focusing on a miniscule pool and pissing off the rest.
Winning!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

284 How soon can they bring in what's left of The Village People to perform In The Navy....

https://tinyurl.com/2s4h9xhk

Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (TGPs7)

285 Whenever I see that vessel designation, I can't help but think of "friggin' in the riggin'."

You asked for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCWXdl2DAs0

Give me some bollocks!

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (8erNz)

286 [ui]This busty blonde baker used to love a man in uniform, but now she's unsure as to whether they are men:
https://is.gd/R1cRD5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM

She's lucky she didn't get that in her eye.

Posted by: Bob Costas at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (aD39U)

287 The Chinese aren't going to invade Taiwan.

-

I no longer think they need to. Heck, the "supply chain crisis" nonsense prevented cars and trucks from being built. I assume it prevented electronics in our military devices from being built, too.

All they have to do is stop one small factory from producing one small thing, and the world shuts down.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (lxSja)

288 When I was an Army civilian, I had to attend sexual harassment training with my enlisted cow-workers. The presenters said they personally had never processed a complaint of a man harassing a woman. It was all guy-on-guy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

Right before I left my first unit, I was acting company commander for about three months, and one of my last issues was a sexual assault case between two men. The alleged perpetrator had worked at Disney in his civilian life, and his barracks room was full of Disney themed stuff, a bunch of candy jars, etc. All very neat and orderly, just... weird.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (wmDcS)

289 I can't help but think of "friggin' in the riggin'."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM

You served aboard the Good Ship Venus?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

290 I have a sudden craving for baked goods.

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

291 suspect that a large percentage of young men - say, 16 to 25 years old - are disgusted by the trannies, but have been trained to play along, smile and keep silent about it. The alternative is personal destruction.

Smile and grin at the change all around.

Posted by: The Who at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

292 I thought the US Navy, unlike the Royal Navy, did not issue rum rations to their crews. And the lash is considered cruel and unusual punishment now.

So, just sodomy then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
There were modest doses of 'medicine' issued and various ways of making stuff that some leadership looked at differently than others.
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023

***
I'm reminded of the scene in the movie Mister Roberts where the ship's doctor (William Powell) and Ensign Pulver (Jack Lemmon) try to create their own Scotch. A touch of iodine for flavor and color! I suspect that stayed with my mother years later, when she said she thought Scotch tasted like iodine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

293 219 @194
The answer is the same reason why the can't fix "the border crisis." Replacing/diluting the American polity with a Third World voting bloc is the plan. In the same vein, purging the military of heritage America values is the goal, tilting the balance of domestic force against heritage America and in favor of Woke.

Posted by: Zek at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (5FPX4)

--------

Those cattle cars and death camps for the tens of millions of stubborn, freedom-loving, independent, self-reliant, traditional-value- and America-loving patriots aren't going to run themselves, you know.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (ci+oH)

294 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (cUYo/)

295 Hey, SMH. Long time no talk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (VawF9)

296 Looks like the USN is getting back to basics in their recruiting.

Let's not forget that it was the USN that invented "all hands on deck" mandatory participation in Daisy Chains as a morale-building exercise aboard ships at sea.

Hehehehe
Squids are weird.

Semper Fi.

Posted by: Hereogar at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (fZN3f)

297 The Marine vets here will say that the Navy is finally just admitting to what we all knew all along, and then go back to eating crayons and playing tic-tac-toe.

The Air Force vets will say the same, and then spend the afternoon cleaning the stains off their white gloves.

The Army vets will laugh nervously, remembering there are no heterosexuals in foxholes, and remain silent.

But us Navy vets will be spitting mad that our proud not-ghey, not-objectively insane service has been blemished by this idiotic fuckery by people in power who are so far from the tip of the spear they have lost all authority to lead.

Fucking nuts.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (xQugk)

298 But black characters all have to have a ghetto vibe and be all badass and hip, using stereotypical black patterns of speech and behavior as if there is one absolute monoculture through all dimensions and locations in existence.

--

Samuel L. Jackson has literally made over a billion dollars doing this. He's maybe a more predictable actor than George Clooney.

It's not racism, though.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (lxSja)

299 This is the group to keep global sea lanes open and commerce flowing safely for everybody

Posted by: Regular joe at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (nnp+f)

300 They don't even need to. China is about subversion, corruption, and infiltration, not war. They are great at ruining countries and making them do what they want, but not so good at fighting wars.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (0hOvj)

There's a reason that they've been building influence in Central Asia. and Africa.

A good book to read, if you can find it, is "The Protracted Game" by Scott Boorman. It discusses the difference between western strategic thinking and Chinese strategic thinking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (wmDcS)

301 Hello, Bulgaroctonus.

Lurk more as of late.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (1Muza)

302 I'm reminded of the scene in the movie Mister Roberts where the ship's doctor (William Powell) and Ensign Pulver (Jack Lemmon) try to create their own Scotch. A touch of iodine for flavor and color! I suspect that stayed with my mother years later, when she said she thought Scotch tasted like iodine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)
------------]
That would be an Islay malt. It's the seaweed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (2hlEI)

303 Bud Light, official beer of the U.S. Navy

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

304

Look at that Yeoman
That's the way you do it
Shakin' your bootie in the new Navy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (63Dwl)

305 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.

Posted by: Ripley

-

So Atlanta.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (lxSja)

306 Pride goes before destruction,
And a haughty spirit before a fall.

Tell me this isn't where we are as a country.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (FCbAQ)

307 Marine is getting out in October.

Done. Four years reserves and then he can wash his hands if it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (fKSGo)

308 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (cUYo/)

The FBI is working overtime on their rolodex.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (aD39U)

309 Would Don Lemon be considered a digital ambassador?

Posted by: Toad-O at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (cct0t)

310 Happy Gilmore > Hippies >>> Harpy Daniels > Whoopee Goldberg

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)

311 The U.S. still has the number one Navy in the world based on fighting strength. A large portion of that fleet are carriers, destroyers and submarines, whereas the Chinese have a lot of frigates.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2023 12:43 PM (J47y1)

Absolutely. The Chinese aren't actually dumber than Hitler, so you'd better believe they're working on plans to neutralize the USN before any amphibious invasion of Taiwan.

The current problems are a sign they won't have to do much.

Posted by: trev006 at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (78UcJ)

312 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (cUYo/)

Day ending in Y in Chicago.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (ufFY8)

313 This busty blonde baker used to love a man in uniform, but now she's unsure as to whether they are men:
https://is.gd/R1cRD5
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023

***
She's got a strong Marilyn Monroe vibe going there . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

314 277 But black characters all have to have a ghetto vibe and be all badass and hip, using stereotypical black patterns of speech and behavior as if there is one absolute monoculture through all dimensions and locations in existence.

***

The Left has been doing this for decades.

Back in the late '70s when TV commercials started making an effort to include more black people in them, there was a 9 in 10 chance that whatever black guy was in the commercial was dressed like either a Soul Train dancer or a bit part on Good Times.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (wb1YC)
_______________

In the USA, yes. But watch some Nigerian or other African movies. While the cast is almost always all-black, they don't look or act like stereotypical blacks from American entertainment. Just the opposite. What American's think as "black culture" really isn't. It's fake, leftist-created culture designed to fit a narrative.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

315 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (cUYo/)

Good. Fuck Atlanta.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (wmDcS)

316 275 So, just sodomy then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)
++++
No no no. The lash is still there, too. It isn't used for punishment, but for erotic games. The US Armed Forces are inclusive now, you know. If you're into BDSM with your tranny shipmates, they're not going to judge you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:51 PM (O4oKn)

If Joe is reelected (NOOOO!) I expect he'll issue an Executive Order ordering DoJ to create lesser punishments for most UCMJ violations, for women and minorities. If Soros-funded district attorneys can do it, so can Soros-funded Joe!

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (AMIL/)

317 This is the group to keep global sea lanes open and commerce flowing safely for everybody
Posted by: Regular joe at May 03, 2023 12:54 PM (nnp+f)
++++
Which is one of the reasons the postwar order is cracking up.

The US Navy keeping the seas safe and clear globally is the existential basis of all of our treaties for almost a century. That's over. We can't do it anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (O4oKn)

318 Weren't the Navy able to drag the ocean bottom to find something even worse ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

319 suspect that a large percentage of young men - say, 16 to 25 years old - are disgusted by the trannies, but have been trained to play along, smile and keep silent about it. The alternative is personal destruction.

Smile and grin at the change all around.

Posted by: The Who at May 03, 2023 12:53 PM (ufFY

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In a word: Emasculated.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (ci+oH)

320 Probably already said: this isn’t about recruiting, it’s about weeding out the normies/Christians (just like the vax mandate).

A serviceman who will tolerate this will accept orders to do things God-fearing real men and women won’t.

Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (iT3bv)

321 If you could time travel to, I dunno, 2015, and show that recruitment commercial, it would be rightly seen as parody. Rightly so, too, since it is parody, even if unconscious parody.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (KSNKu)

322 Just got my first act blue, Biden victory fund advertisement for Biden's reelection on YouTube (he looks like Reverend Kane).

What I haven't seen is any goddamn Trump or Republican ads for 2024!!!

It would be nice if Republicans were even trying to pretend about trying to win in 2024.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 12:56 PM (MFZ8i)

323 The Fox Corporation’s board, comprised of eight members, including Paul Ryan and two Murdoch family members, was reportedly involved in Tucker Carlson’s ouster.

“After the Dominion settlement, there was clearly a meeting at the network—I don’t know if it was a board meeting or just the Murdochs, but someone made a decision—and said these two are the biggest threats to the network and they don’t listen to anyone,” the source told Breitbart News about Carlson and Dan Bongino.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

324 "The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM
_________________

That led to 27,000 French dead in a single day of August 1914.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 03, 2023 12:57 PM (CcoDx)

325 The Village People to the Navy: this is too much.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 12:57 PM (KSNKu)

326 Marine is getting out in October.

Done. Four years reserves and then he can wash his hands if it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

Inactive reserves aren't much of anything, get called back into active service if needed. Update your POC info every year.

Not that there's much of chance of that, is there?

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 12:57 PM (1Muza)

327 Also, “Harpy?” Really?!?!?
--------
As Ace said about Zooey Zephyr, funny how they never take ordinary women's names like e.g. Jane or Kathy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 12:57 PM (Vwz3I)

328 Trade in dress blues for dress lavenders.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (FhXTo)

329 Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley

So, another Wednesday then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (jzzG8)

330 Lots of oddly familiar looking people in Atlanta, no?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

331 On the brighter side, after all the wimmin ship captains keep running into each other, our entire navy will only have 2 ships left. Then 1.

Easy-peasy to meet the recruitment goals then.

Maybe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (zHuJr)

332 What we call strategy, they call tactics. What we call tactics, they call noise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (9UlRk)

333 I have three grandsons that seriously considered going into the military.

I am not the least bit sad they did not.

I am very sad that it's better for no one to join these days. Our family has a proud tradition of service.

But not to clown shows.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (AcCXL)

334 Kelley, who identifies as non-binary...
.......

He can't count?
Posted by: wth

Zeros = anuses, Ones = penises

Yeah, the little faggot can count. At least he doesn't have his own jet airplane.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (3CCua)

335 Sailor Kelley has caused quite a scene
But to xher, the fuss is obscene
"I just practice the arts
By waving my parts
And at least I ain't a Marine!"

Posted by: The_Hoser at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (N66D6)

336 Pollywog or Shellback?

Posted by: Mark in SC at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (ae5rn)

337 The Central bankers of the world, apparently losing confidence that they can fix the inflation they created, are turning to Plan B: blame the people. So we fight each other.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 12:58 PM (RHGPo)

338 Day ending in Y in Chicago.

-

Chicago, Baltimore, Atlanta, Birmingham, and all parts in between.

Did you know there was a mass shooting somewhere around Columbia, SC? Nine kids playing in the park and also getting their lives back together, and some guns came by and shot them.

https://tinyurl.com/5h2rwfpk

Crickets.

This is the best part of the news story btw:

"Officers arrested two teenagers in a vehicle driving away from the scene with its headlights off and found a gun, but aren’t sure if it was used in the shooting, investigators said."

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (lxSja)

339 pride comes before

of the yankees

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (us2H3)

340
"The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM

And this, dear morons, is why the French-

can't make a decent martini.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (RJQ8g)

341 Marine is getting out in October.

Done. Four years reserves and then he can wash his hands if it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2023 12:55 PM (fKSGo)

Good for him. What has happened to our military is disgraceful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (DRSnL)

342 "The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Which is why the Bushido Spirit carried Japan to victory in WWII.

Any fighting force needs confidence and spirit. Any fighting force also needs large quantities of effective weapons.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (O4oKn)

343 It's gay underway and it's queer on the pier.
It's super gay both there and here
I do not like gay squids in drag
I do not like them, Josh you fag!

Posted by: Based Dr. Seuss at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (FEapg)

344 So Atlanta.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals

Gonna be Sailer Rule. Shots fired vs casualties and whether the shooter stays around to be killed will likely give us a hint as to the race of the shooter.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (8erNz)

345 The Left has a point. The Constitution says nothing about the types of punishments you can subject the innocent to.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:00 PM (79JY7)

346 According to the Guardian, central bankers actually have a name for this scapegoating the masses: “Greedflation.”

As in, double-digit inflation had nothing to do with central bankers printing up trillions and handing it to governments, bankers, and -- surely by accident -- to the rich at the fastest pace in 50 years.

To the point that, as of last year, one in 4 pounds in existence, and almost one in 3 dollars, had been printed in the previous 3 years.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

347 Soon everyone will get a real cabin boy.

Or, one you can share....
Hidden in a barrel.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 03, 2023 01:00 PM (4IFo8)

348 good to know the country is being run by 2 fat asses

they have fucked up the gov so bad even Susan Rice left

it's that bad

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:00 PM (us2H3)

349 "Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley

So, another Wednesday then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop"

This one is shooting white lib/progressives so it is big news, unlike the daily carnage in surrounding areas of color.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 01:01 PM (cUYo/)

350 If you could time travel to, I dunno, 2015, and show that recruitment commercial, it would be rightly seen as parody. Rightly so, too, since it is parody, even if unconscious parody.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023

***
If you time-traveled to 1965, it would be over-the-top in a sketch on The Danny Kaye Show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:01 PM (J2vNu)

351 "Good. Fuck Atlanta.
Posted by: Colorado Alex "

i have the same sentiment but both my boys live on Piedmont in Atl

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 01:01 PM (0uN1f)

352 "Officers arrested two teenagers in a vehicle driving away from the scene with its headlights off and found a gun, but aren’t sure if it was used in the shooting, investigators said."

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (lxSja)

They could have dumped the weapon and not had time to dump a different hidden one I guess.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:01 PM (xywJC)

353 Officers arrested two teenagers in a vehicle driving away from the scene with its headlights off and found a gun, but aren’t sure if it was used in the shooting, investigators said."
Posted by: They're lying

Because the gun was empty. It couldn't have been involved.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (z8EmA)

354 China is gonna sink the whole damn Pacific Fleet during Gay Pride Month.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (lf83v)

355 I don't understand why the Chi-Com's haven't started an invasion of California already.

Posted by: Paladin at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (7qvpm)

356 At Daily Mail:
We are no longer accepting comments on this article.

lol

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

357 This one is shooting white lib/progressives so it is big news, unlike the daily carnage in surrounding areas of color.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 01:01 PM (cUYo/)

Is this the spark?

Posted by: That guy who always asks if this is the spark at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (ufFY8)

358 "The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Which is why the Bushido Spirit carried Japan to victory in WWII.

Any fighting force needs confidence and spirit. Any fighting force also needs large quantities of effective weapons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (O4oKn)
------------
Russians: Quantity has a quality all its own.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (2hlEI)

359 About 1,500 active duty troops will be deployed to the U.S. southern border to assist Homeland Security Department personnel in advance of an expected new wave of migrant crossing attempts later this month, according to officials close to the plan.

Homeland Security confirmed the news in an unsigned release Tuesday afternoon, saying that it requested the 1,500 troops for 90 days “due to an anticipated increase in migration.”

With the expiration of Title 42 it is estimated up to 18,000 people could be arrested at the southern border daily.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=140811

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (1Muza)

360 Someone was randomly shooting at cars here this past Monday. Sent one person to the hospital. They still haven't caught whoever did it. This was in a fairly nice part of town.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

361 342 "The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Which is why the Bushido Spirit carried Japan to victory in WWII.

Any fighting force needs confidence and spirit. Any fighting force also needs large quantities of effective weapons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 12:59 PM (O4oKn)

Napoleon lived in a time where charges were what ended and won battles. And this had been the case for a long time. That was definitely no longer true by WWI.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (eYoxG)

362 342 "The moral is to the physical as three to one" - Napoleon
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 12:49 PM (8erNz)
++++
Which is why the Bushido Spirit carried Japan to victory in WWII.

Any fighting force needs confidence and spirit. Any fighting force also needs large quantities of effective weapons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

This is true. We had more Essex-class carriers still building in 4/45 than the Japanese had warships left. And we went after their logistics. If our torpedoes had worked the whole thing might have ended a year earlier.

We also had a Navy and Army that were under nomimal control and not at active war with one another.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (8erNz)

363 I don't understand why the Chi-Com's haven't started an invasion of California already.
Posted by: Paladin at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (7qvpm)

You think that they don't already have numerous agents there? I guarantee you that if there's a war with China, we'll start seeing bombs going off up and down the West Coast.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (wmDcS)

364 As long as Tucker worked for Fox I assumed he was on a leash.

If that wasn't the case then fucking good for him.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (xywJC)

365

At least nine dead in a school shooting in SERBIA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (63Dwl)

366 So Atlanta.
-
Gonna be Sailer Rule. Shots fired vs casualties and whether the shooter stays around to be killed will likely give us a hint as to the race of the shooter.

Posted by: JEM

---

Someone else posted it, but there's a phenomenon where you can reliably and statistically determine if the shooter is white (and the story is news or not) depending on the accuracy of the shots.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (lxSja)

367 I am beginning to think the trans recruiting for the military is to bring in the people with the mental capability (psychopathic narcissists) to carry out the mass killings of United States citizens the communist revolution will require.

But that is just a conspiracy theory of mine...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (MFZ8i)

368 What is with all these trannies and their fetish for dressing up and applying makeup as stereotypical actual women? Shouldn't they have their own look? They love to drone on about "individuality" and uniqueness, but they are slaves to a monolithic fashion. At a time when actual women are widely expanding their own dress and makeup, all these trannies insist on trying to look like a 1980s Glamour pose.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

369 We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (xywJC)

370 I don't understand why the Chi-Com's haven't started an invasion of California already.
Posted by: Paladin at May 03, 2023 01:02 PM (7qvpm)

Do YOU want California?

Posted by: Random CCP Party Member at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (ufFY8)

371 It's like comics and gaming - trying to appeal to a crowd that's not consuming the product.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (wNDOJ)

372 You think that they don't already have numerous agents there? I guarantee you that if there's a war with China, we'll start seeing bombs going off up and down the West Coast.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (wmDcS)

More likely the governor literally kowtows and hands the state over to his real boss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (9UlRk)

373 1 On the brighter side, after all the wimmin ship captains keep running into each other, our entire navy will only have 2 ships left. Then 1.

Easy-peasy to meet the recruitment goals then.

Maybe.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2023

***
"If you don't know why I told the helmsman to steer hard aport, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

374 I don't understand why the Chi-Com's haven't started an invasion of California already.

-

Why would they? They've already got it. There's no need for physical violence.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (lxSja)

375 FFS. Navy marketing head is Allen Owens out of Memphis, listing on his LinkedIn US Navy and... Touro University Worldwide, NYC, which specifically describes itself as a Jewish University, and is ALL UP IN ON aggressive gay/trans shit.
Aaaargh.
Anyway, guy on top is Allen Owens and he seems to have attended an ultra-Proggie Indoctrination Center.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (43xH1)

376 When you drive out straight conservative traditional men, you have to turn to that equally-important pool of potential military recruits: sissies and transvestites.
-------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: 'Chelsea Elizabeth' Manning at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (3trAM)

377 In the navy
Tuck your dick between your knees
In the navy
Yes, you can do a drag striptease
In the navy
Come on now, people, jump and strut
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we're into butt

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (geLO8)

378 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

379 345 The Left has a point. The Constitution says nothing about the types of punishments you can subject the innocent to.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:00 PM (79JY7)

Exactly. No cruel or unusual punishment to the guilty, but the innocent...anything goes!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

380 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (MFZ8i)

I will add it to the ever expanding list of things that tick my yes box

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (xywJC)

381 I can't be the only one that remembers Ash Carter having Marines wear red high heels in some kind of parade. Obama's best!

Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (DB6tu)

382 364 As long as Tucker worked for Fox I assumed he was on a leash.

almost everyone is on a leash, one way or another

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (us2H3)

383 "digital ambassador"

Heh. Heh-heh.

Posted by: m at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (n9Px7)

384 This is true. We had more Essex-class carriers still building in 4/45 than the Japanese had warships left. And we went after their logistics. If our torpedoes had worked the whole thing might have ended a year earlier. ...
Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (8erNz)
++++
It might have ended earlier if we'd set the wolf packs on merchant shipping rather than warships. It took us until the end of 1944 to do that, and was one of the few strategic errors in the Pacific Theater. The Japanese didn't have enough warships to effectively run convoys and her merchantmen were sitting ducks. But we didn't enforce a merchant marine preference for submarine warfare until very late.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (O4oKn)

385 No video:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 10m
BREAKING: Active shooter situation reported on West Peachtree Street in Midtown Atlanta, multiple people injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Vwz3I)

386 Rum, sodomy and the lash becomes Bud Light, sodomy and fake lashes.

Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (tA56B)

387 369 We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (xywJC)

Fabulous magnitude.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (KSNKu)

388 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?
Posted by: SMOD

Brian Stetler?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (z8EmA)

389 At a time when actual women are widely expanding their own dress and makeup, all these trannies insist on trying to look like a 1980s Glamour pose.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 03, 2023

***
Have you seen the kind of stuff those magazines use as models now? A 1980s Glamour magazine look would almost be welcome!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (J2vNu)

390 Reds thwarted an attack on the Kremlin, which they are calling a trrorist attack. Ukraine denying and undoubtedly passing their pants. By using the terrorist word, they can play our game of going anywhere and doing anything they want. Rules suck when turned.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (oWBc3)

391 Next thing you know they will let sailors grow full beards.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (ykeLU)

392 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

I know this one!

...

David French's Lunch Thermos!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (9UlRk)

393 High probability Zelenskyy just stays in Finland now. Kremlin strike and A/D removed from Kiev for "offensive". Only Patriot Systems remain. And UK making moves off Romania.

Looks like Bakhmut was the trigger for the plans of both sides. So much for the "insignificant!" talk from NATO/UKR.

And explains Joe's recent visit.

Finland to become another US mil whorehouse just like all the other countries with bases.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (rReII)

394 "Officers arrested two teenagers in a vehicle driving away from the scene with its headlights off and found a gun, but aren’t sure if it was used in the shooting, investigators said."
--

They could have dumped the weapon and not had time to dump a different hidden one I guess.
-
Because the gun was empty. It couldn't have been involved.
-----------------

I liked how teenagers carrying guns is a common thing. Like it's barely even news.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (lxSja)

395 Meanwhile... ||A girl sustained life-threatening injuries in a knife attack at her primary school in Berlin on Wednesday, police said, while a suspect had been detained.

A second girl was also injured in the attack at the school in the Berlin district of Neukoelln, they said.

The schoolmates, aged between seven and eight, were both rushed to hospital.

A suspect was arrested close to the school grounds following the incident.

The circumstances surrounding the attack were not immediately clear, a police spokeswoman said.

Neither was it clear whether the assailant was known to the schoolgirls, the spokeswoman said.

Berlin‘s regional interior minister Iris Spranger said she was “deeply shocked” by the events at the school, confirming the girls had been attacked with a knife.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (Vwz3I)

396 378 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

---

Rachel Levine?

Posted by: The_Hoser at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (N66D6)

397 pot roast with starter of my world famous Brussels Sprouts

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3)

398 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 10m
BREAKING: Active shooter situation reported on West Peachtree Street in Midtown Atlanta, multiple people injured

---

(lays $20 on table)

Cross dresser.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (lxSja)

399 I'm glad to be a moron. Heaven knows why so many American people tolerate or ignore this.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (UBdBC)

400 Rum, sodomy and the lash becomes Bud Light, sodomy and fake lashes.
Posted by: General Augusto Pinochet at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (tA56B)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (DRSnL)

401 At the risk of being Willowed.

If they want to fight Russia and China, but they also want to degrade our troops to the point where they cannot fight at all, one must conclude that the plan is to launch all the nukes.

It's the only possibility remaining when you have no fighters.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (iKBwy)

402 "digital ambassador"

Heh. Heh-heh.
Posted by: m at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (n9Px7)

WHY DO THEY THINK I CARE WHAT THIS FREAK DOES WITH ITS FINGERS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (9UlRk)

403 NGU is gonna be pissed he missed this thread.

I was actually hoping for some more colorful language from some of the former swabs.

Posted by: pawn at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (kYVzH)

404 Finland to become another US mil whorehouse just like all the other countries with bases.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (rReII)
++++
Maybe. With how much the US military strength is declining, there might not be too much to that. Unless we refocus *everything* on maintaining our European empire, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (O4oKn)

405 This is not the Navy I enlisted in 1968, hell it ain't even the Navy I retired in 1996. This is not the way to fight, much less win, wars. On behalf of MY Navy, I apologize to America.

Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Uv0D2)

406 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?
Posted by: SMOD

***
My former mother-in-law, the one who looked like a young redheaded Marsha Mason, was in the Navy Reserve and used to tell that one. Along with "I'm off to play Navy. Just me and 400 guys aboard a ship!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

407 I am beginning to think the trans recruiting for the military is to bring in the people with the mental capability (psychopathic narcissists) to carry out the mass killings of United States citizens the communist revolution will require.

But that is just a conspiracy theory of mine...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (MFZ8i)

_____________

The conspiracy corollary is that cancel culture is a dry run for making people disappear.

Change my mind.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (wNDOJ)

408 There are two types of people in this world.

Avoid both of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

" there are two kinds of people in this world and you ain't either one of em.". Dolly Parton in Rhinestone

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (Wy1BU)

409 What's round and long and carries seamen/semen ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

Saudi seamen? a camel...ship of the desert.

Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (AwYPR)

410 There are two types of people in this world.

Avoid both of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 12:50 PM (9UlRk)

No. It's a spectrum.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (0CF1W)

411 Love this! The Navy is sooo progressive. I hope everyone follows suit!

Posted by: Chairman Xi at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (w2BpZ)

412
uh,, hot-t-t-t, uh-uh,, h-h-hotdogs and-uh band-uh,, band aids

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (vwCZJ)

413 "Active shooter in downtown Atlanta with multiple people shot. Sounds like total chaos.
Posted by: Ripley
-------

Well, Lance-Bottoms is back in town after only 6 months in D.C. as a Biden toady. Maybe she can straighten things out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:08 PM (3trAM)

414 This is not the Navy I enlisted in 1968, hell it ain't even the Navy I retired in 1996. This is not the way to fight, much less win, wars. On behalf of MY Navy, I apologize to America.
Posted by: Eromero

You have nothing to apologize for. This isn't any of your doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (z8EmA)

415 So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (UBdBC)

416 Aspiring rapper

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (0CF1W)

417 This lady comes in with all her super-liberal, super-woke talking points about gender norms, gender fluidity, and sexuality. Meanwhile, this guy is just doing his best to raise his little girl as a little girl.

And she has the AUDACITY to claim the DAD is confusing his baby girl on gender.

Karen: It's my concern because I believe the world has got better since we've had all of these fluidity with genders and different type of genders now. And I think by dressing someone in pink - if she doesn't want to be a girl when she's older, if she wants to be transsexual or transgender or whatever then she'll have been dressed in pink and you would have confused her.

Ahh yes, the way NOT to confuse young people is to deny the differences between the sexes, dress them in a gender-neutral, or gender-nonconforming way, and then let them decide what they want to be while they're still too young to comprehend anything about adulthood.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

418 393 High probability Zelenskyy just stays in Finland now

more NS flights from Helsinki to the Cayman Islands

plus, where he has his cash stored

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (us2H3)

419 The conspiracy corollary is that cancel culture is a dry run for making people disappear.

Change my mind.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (wNDOJ)

My marker for full totalitarianism is people being disappeared. It happens digitally now, and soon will happen physically, I think.

Also, as to the post about trannies being groomed (heh) to carry out genocide, it certainly is plausible since they are being used by the state as terrorists already.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (KSNKu)

420 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 10m
BREAKING: Active shooter situation reported on West Peachtree Street in Midtown Atlanta, multiple people injured

---

(lays $20 on table)

Cross dresser.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (lxSja)

____________

I would call with Antifa, but the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (wNDOJ)

421 This is not the Navy I enlisted in 1968, hell it ain't even the Navy I retired in 1996. This is not the way to fight, much less win, wars. On behalf of MY Navy, I apologize to America.
Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Uv0D2)
-----------
They turned down my Dad for having bad eyesight. A lot has changed in 82 years.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (2hlEI)

422 I always thought life threatening should be death threatening.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (0CF1W)

423 I am beginning to think the trans recruiting for the military is to bring in the people with the mental capability (psychopathic narcissists) to carry out the mass killings of United States citizens the communist revolution will require.

But that is just a conspiracy theory of mine...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Why do they always automagically assume we won't shoot back?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (z8EmA)

424 This is not the Navy I enlisted in 1968, hell it ain't even the Navy I retired in 1996. This is not the way to fight, much less win, wars. On behalf of MY Navy, I apologize to America.
Posted by: Eromero
---------
[points at D.C.]

A fish rots from the head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (3trAM)

425 She suffered death threatening injuries.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (0CF1W)

426 Somebody's pissed off that the Atlanta Hawks lost to the Celtics last week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (lf83v)

427 Lanced bottoms

yeah

Posted by: Lumpy at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (us2H3)

428 I am just fascinated with how people think putting a ridiculous looking lunatic in charge of attracting people to a business or organization

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (0hOvj)

429 High probability Zelenskyy just stays in Finland now

He was careful to travel to NATO territory before he tried to whack Putin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (2tUFv)

430 Grumpy,

That is weird. But the whole model of say, one to four dentists opening up a small practice, doing what you know how to do well, and making a great living, does seem to be collapsing to an extent.

The new grads may be more apt to be lined up in some contiguous bays of a strip mall working for some chain outfit for significantly less than their predecessors.

Doesn't exactly inspire one to incur a huge student debt to go to dental school.

Posted by: RM at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (0eYOS)

431 ell it ain't even the Navy I retired in 1996. This is not the way to fight, much less win, wars. On behalf of MY Navy, I apologize to America.
Posted by: Eromero at May 03, 2023 01:07 PM (Uv0D2)

It was Ash Carter.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (rReII)

432 So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill

Right around the time Silver Screen became "talkies".

IMHO.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (iKBwy)

433 Do YOU want California?
Posted by: Random CCP Party Member

It's a balmy 70 degrees outside now. We got beaches. We got restaurants.

We got too much government, which any invader can deal with in a few hours. They exist in enclaves. The places the leadership might retreat to are as likely to whack them as the invaders are.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (8erNz)

434

So this is part of a plan to weaken the military, right?

If not, there is no explanation.

Perhaps the demo shift the progs have in place to shift this country Commie is working well.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at May 03, 2023 01:12 PM (V9tzo)

435 "We don't attack Putin, or Moscow, we fight on our territory," Zelenskyy told a news conference in Helsinki, where he is attending a meeting with Nordic leaders.

The Ukrainian president suggested that Russia staged the attack because "Putin needs to motivate his people" after a shortage of Russian victories in the ongoing war.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

436 Why Zelensky is hiding in Europe...

Medvedev: “After today's terrorist attack, there are no options left other than the physical elimination of Zelensky and his clique.”

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 01:12 PM (2tUFv)

437 Suspect is and AA male carrying a backpack in a grey hoodie

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2023 01:12 PM (NpAcC)

438 The entire edifice of Washington DC, corporations, academia, entertainment have been ideologically captured, why should the military be any different?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (jTmQV)

439 the trannies weren't "oppressed" in the Navy ... they were treated like the mentally unstable freaks they are ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (5cMUX)

440 Eromero - you have nothing to apologize for, Sir! Thank you For your service. My father served six years in the Navy and his much older brother joined right after Pearl Harbor. Ships are close quarters; who wants to be in a ship with a gay tranny for six or eight months? The Navy is almost gone as a military operation. Won’t come back until we really, really need it, and it might be too late then.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (CCcN5)

441 I wonder how Buckhead's move to secede from Atlanta is going?
-----

Uh, never mind:
ATLANTA — Two bills looking to allow the Buckhead neighborhood to secede from the city of Atlanta and create a separate city of its own, have died in the Georgia Senate. It failed by a 33-23 vote, with all Democrats in the chamber opposing the measure along with several GOP senators who helped cement its defeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (3trAM)

442 I'm not just in the Navy - the Navy is in me!

Posted by: Tranny Z Puppyslave Paperpusher (Mandarin Fluent) at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (ik/65)

443 I know there are a lot of former and active Navy personnel here. This must be nauseating for you to see.

Damn to hell the evil that is behind this.

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (geLO8)

444 41 Need a uniform redesign.
Posted by: BignJames

Skirts.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2023 12:28 PM (z8EmA)

Anything would be an improvement over blue camouflage.

Posted by: Javems at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (KaF2e)

445 Harpy Daniels, Stormy Daniels, Jack Daniels.

Choose your destroyer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (lf83v)

446 Dear CCP Navy: I can show you exactly where to get a nicely done pig or chicken. Please come now.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (8erNz)

447 Anyone else remember gabe malor insisting that the military had NO problems after gays were forced upon the military....because none were reported?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (5Al3g)

448 I am just fascinated with how people think putting a ridiculous looking lunatic in charge of attracting people to a business or organization
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:11 PM (0hOvj)

Because they're trying to recruit ridiculous lunatics. Don't tell me their recent ad campaign about joining up to "get back at Those People" or however it was phrased is coincidental. They want bitter, violent nutjobs because they want to be ready for turning their guns on the normies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (9UlRk)

449 Trannies are a caricature of what a woman is. A woman is not what she wears, make up and high heels. Putting on a costume does not make you a woman. This is all so ridiculous. Notice that the women who pretend to be men are not at all blatant about it the way the drag queens are. Seems it is two totally different phenomenon.
Beginning to think that the Lia Thomases all have that syndrome where they want to have sex pretending to be a woman while the women who pretend to be men do it because they feel they are not being taken seriously as women so are discriminated against.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Y+l9t)

450 Te Berlin stabbing - pretty sure there was a similarly young girl stabbed to death in Germany after reporting (and heartbreaking video confirmation) of harassment and torture by fellow classmates of the refuge variety.

Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (iT3bv)

451 >> along with several GOP senators who helped cement its defeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

isn't that always the way

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (geLO8)

452 "So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill"

Election of Obama in 2008. All the decades of leftist propaganda and lies and BS came together to get the SCOMF elected and any opposition afterward was deemed racist.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (cUYo/)

453 Why Zelensky is hiding in Europe...

Medvedev: “After today's terrorist attack, there are no options left other than the physical elimination of Zelensky and his clique.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 01:12 PM (2tUFv)
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Z better be careful about the tea he drinks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (2hlEI)

454 I am beginning to think the trans recruiting for the military is to bring in the people with the mental capability (psychopathic narcissists) to carry out the mass killings of United States citizens the communist revolution will require.

But that is just a conspiracy theory of mine...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (MFZ8i)

That coin has another side. It's a lot easier for based folks to shoot and kill Orcs than it is to shoot and kill fellow human beings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (tkR6S)

455 The Ukrainian president suggested that Russia staged the attack because "Putin needs to motivate his people" after a shortage of Russian victories in the ongoing war.

Did his nose grow as he said this?

But then, the Ukrainians have already claimed that the Russians are shelling a nuclear plant that the Russians control, and that the Russians are shelling cities in Donbass that the Russians control.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (2tUFv)

456 Suspect is and AA male carrying a backpack in a grey hoodie

-

Racist

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (lxSja)

457 What I'm reading in this post is that I should make preparations to learn how to read, write and speak mandarin?

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (QjdjV)

458 Gee...in 2021 we had mandatory "extremism in the ranks" training that only featured angry white conservative anti-government men. In 2022 and 2023 we had transgenderism training. Now we're seeing active ads to recruit from the LGBTQ community...which is strange, as people on mental health and transitioning drugs aren't eligible to serve. Good times.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (e1WqT)

459 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 10m
BREAKING: Active shooter situation reported on West Peachtree Street in Midtown Atlanta, multiple people injured
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Vwz3I)

This could be ghetto gang related

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (mR6Gs)

460 Suspect is and AA male carrying a backpack in a grey hoodie
___________

Well, that narrows it down to 2 million suspects.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (lf83v)

461 At least nine dead in a school shooting in SERBIA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2023 01:03 PM (63Dwl)
.......

There's trannies in Serbia?

Posted by: wth at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

462 The drone attack was a CIA OP.

Posted by: davidt at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (SYTee)

463
Wolfus, I came across this article whole trying to figure out Lindsay Lohan's name. It's Yahoo from 2016.

"Jill Morrison the crying girl from Mean Girls is a Stunning Redhead In Real Life"

And this is one of the pictures that accompanies it. It'd gaslighting and mindfucking all the way down.

tinyurl.com/3awdx5h4

"Stunning Redhead"

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (0CF1W)

464 Out: Will they send us someplace special
In: We will make you "special"

Posted by: John Winger at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (xttsV)

465 441 I wonder how Buckhead's move to secede from Atlanta is going?

It'll go nowhere. Atlanta needs Buckhead taxes.

The time for this would have been decades ago.

Posted by: JEM at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (8erNz)

466 What I'm reading in this post is that I should make preparations to learn how to read, write and speak mandarin?
Posted by: Defenestratus
--------

Chopstick skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:15 PM (3trAM)

467 >This could be ghetto gang related

Posted by: JoeF.

I'm stunned. I gotta lie down.

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO8)

468 an ad that says "We don't want freaks in the Navy" would push them over the 8,000 shortfall ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (5cMUX)

469 isn't that always the way
Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM (geLO

It's going to be fucking hilarious when the Dems win the Governorship in 2026.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (wmDcS)

470 416 Aspiring rapper

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (0CF1W)

I will collect my prize, thank you.

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (0CF1W)

471 The military potentially turning on civilians isn't near as a big a problem as the millions of military aged illegals Biden has allowed in.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (oWBc3)

472 Suspect is and AA male carrying a backpack in a grey hoodie

Stand down.

Posted by: The Media! at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (2tUFv)

473 Those people in buckhead helped cause that mess. I have no sympathy.

Posted by: fd at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (0uN1f)

474 All hands on dick !!!

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (SbycW)

475 441 I wonder how Buckhead's move to secede from Atlanta is going?
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Typical Georgia "Republicans". Wonder why the Democrats keep winning in the deep south? This is why.

Georgia Republicans got to comfy and became "polite" to the race-baiters and hustlers.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (QjdjV)

476 Well, that narrows it down to 2 million suspects.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM
*******
He also has a beard and a mustache

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2023 01:17 PM (NpAcC)

477 426 Somebody's pissed off that the Atlanta Hawks lost to the Celtics last week.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:10 PM (lf83v)

and they didn't even give them the bird

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:17 PM (us2H3)

478 Filed under "it's no fun being an illegal alien"...

Texas shooting: Francisco Oropesa's wife arrested after his capture in Cut and Shoot
https://tinyurl.com/3uyyn59f

San Jacinto County Criminal District Attorney Todd Dillon confirmed that Oropesa's wife, 53-year-old Divimara Lamar Nava, was also taken into custody in Montgomery County. Jail records show she is facing a charge of hindering the apprehension or prosecution of a known felon.

According to Dillon, Nava was detained at the scene where Oropesa was found. Dillon says Nava is believed to have been providing Oropesa with food and clothes and arranged transport to the house where he was later taken into custody.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 03, 2023 01:17 PM (MFZ8i)

479 >>>US Navy's Recruiting Pitch

Same as the old recruiting pitch, really.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (7R+co)

480 Remember back in the day, like 5-8 years ago, when we made fun of the Japanese Self-Defense Force Navy recruitment ads? How strange and oddly "weird" they were? Good Lord, we're in the same boat.

Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

481 Uh, never mind:
ATLANTA — Two bills looking to allow the Buckhead neighborhood to secede from the city of Atlanta and create a separate city of its own, have died in the Georgia Senate. It failed by a 33-23 vote, with all Democrats in the chamber opposing the measure along with several GOP senators who helped cement its defeat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:13 PM (3trAM)

GOP betrayal of its voters is trickling down to the local level.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (KSNKu)

482 The military potentially turning on civilians isn't near as a big a problem as the millions of military aged illegals Biden has allowed in.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (oWBc3)

It's gonna be hilarious when we and they look at each other and realize we're on the same team....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (9UlRk)

483 "I wonder how Buckhead's move to secede from Atlanta is going?"

It was shut down in the Georgia senate. Residents will now secede with their feet.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (cUYo/)

484 So true, Sharon. Also, Lia definitely into that per some twitter activity.

Posted by: lizzy[/] at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (iT3bv)

485 Well, that narrows it down to 2 million suspects.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:14 PM
*******
He also has a beard and a mustache
__________

That narrows it down to Lebron James and James Harden.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)

486 All hands on dick !!!

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (SbycW)

Swab the poopdick!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (7R+co)

487 "Jill Morrison the crying girl from Mean Girls is a Stunning Redhead In Real Life"

And this is one of the pictures that accompanies it. It'd gaslighting and mindfucking all the way down.

tinyurl.com/3awdx5h4

"Stunning Redhead"
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023

***
Stunning avoirdupois

Stunning scale-tipping

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

488 IRS Agents Accidentally Discharged Guns More Often than They Intentionally Fired Them

Inspector General found that “Special agents not properly trained in the use of firearms could endanger the public, as well as their fellow special agents, and expose the IRS to possible litigation over injuries or damages”

President Biden’s push to increase the size and power of the IRS has significant criminal justice ramifications. The agency has a long and poor track record of misusing service weapons and ensuring agents receive the required firearms training. This failure to follow basic procedures puts American lives and property in danger.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

489 Fun fact of the day.

RNC Research@RNCResearch
Biden DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says "we are doing so much" to secure the southern border — which an historic 6.3+ million illegal immigrants have crossed since Biden took office.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (FVME7)

490 So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

2012, with reelecting Obama. The first time, people were a bit dazzled with the idea of showing how not-racist they were and trying something new and different to flip off the establishment. Mind you, he was a WEF drone establishment type but that wasn't how he was perceived.

But the second time? That just proved the nation was lost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (0hOvj)

491 "So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill"

-

Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (lxSja)

492 As a veteran, I am sad to see this happen to the military. But, this is no longer the country I served, nor are these the organizations in which I fought. Since the military would be turned against us in the burning times, I say weaken it as much as possible.

Posted by: DPICM at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (M2VUX)

493 Suspect is and AA male carrying a backpack in a grey hoodie

Well, that can't be right.

The news media must've mis-spelled angry white Christian conservative male wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (RJQ8g)

494 Of all the people opposed to the use of ChatGPT, I'd have to think anyone working in DEI would have to be the most adamant.

If all you need is a word-salad of pre-selected phrases to do your job, a relatively brainless AI tool will do it much better than a human ever could.

Posted by: can of spam at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (7oNMO)

495 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

She could stun a rhino

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (PZnH4)

496 This is all a psyop by Victoria Nuland. She is trying to show how weak the US military really isn't to trick Putin and Xi into invade somewhere to satisfy her never ending bloodlust and desire for profiteering.

Posted by: tommylotto at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (6QQM8)

497 "It would be nice if Republicans were even trying to pretend about trying to win in 2024."

Hey, come on, now, I read every day about all the preparations they are making to ensure that voting this time is carried out efficiently and fairly, and that there is no need to be concerned about possible Democrat dirty tricks.

Posted by: RM at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (0eYOS)

498 Well, that narrows it down to 2 million suspects.

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Not to mention the part where it's no longer news.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (lxSja)

499 >>All hands on dick !!!

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at May 03, 2023 01:16 PM (SbycW)

Swab the poopdick!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

"OOH, damn those torpedoes, I just waxed my legs..."

"BEAUTY STATIONS!!"

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (geLO8)

500 @475

>>Georgia Republicans got to comfy and became "polite" to the race-baiters and hustlers.

The GOP narrowly controls both houses in GA, I don't know what the filibuster rules are but ultimately the legislation was probably never going to pass.

This doesn't mean the GA GOP aren't a bunch of f**cking pansy c**ts, but this is one data point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (up/3i)

501 "So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill"
*
Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023

***
1974, when they drove Nixon out of office.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

502 This drone had to be launched w/in the Kremlin A/D because boy howdy the A/D around the Kremlin is beyond the S-500 tier.

RUS is going to keep grinding away as always.

But Bakhmut may fall tonight with a mad dash flight out over the fields by UKR

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (rReII)

503 sorry, it's not funny

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (geLO8)

504 Jill Morrison the crying girl from Mean Girls is a Stunning Redhead In Real Life"

And this is one of the pictures that accompanies it. It'd gaslighting and mindfucking all the way down.

tinyurl.com/3awdx5h4

"Stunning Redhead"
Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023

S-Tonning

***
Stunning avoirdupois

Stunning scale-tipping
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (mR6Gs)

505 Jill Morrison the crying girl from Mean Girls is a Stunning Redhead In Real Life

Every girl yells about how other girls are perfect 10s to their face, then sneer about how they are fat and ugly to their back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (0hOvj)

506 ATLANTA — Two bills looking to...
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Given the shooting, I thought 'bills' was slang for gangbanger when I started reading that.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (Vwz3I)

507 415 So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 03, 2023 01:09 PM (UBdBC)

November 2012. The re-election of Barky the dogeater.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 03, 2023 01:22 PM (BdMk6)

508 Today's Navy: Dry docking is highly discouraged.

Always use lube.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 03, 2023 01:22 PM (Vu7A1)

509 USNS Harvey Milk (replenishment oiler) most excited about the news.

Posted by: scampydog at May 03, 2023 01:22 PM (2bFN5)

510 GOP betrayal of its voters is trickling down to the local level.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (KSNKu)

You've got it backwards: it trickles up. The state and local GOP machines have always been the problem. They're why guys like McCain could screw over the right all the time. They're why Miss Lindsey keeps getting reelected. They're why Michigan is a lock for Dems despite decades of mismanagement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2023 01:22 PM (wmDcS)

511 "GOP betrayal of its voters is trickling down to the local level.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat"

Actually Buckhead regularly votes Dem by large margins so the crime spree is what they have been voting for. I have to wonder if the Georgia Republicans took that into account.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2023 01:22 PM (cUYo/)

512 I love armed services recruiting efforts. Lololol... "Hey, young dudes! Join our gay club for fags so you can fight and die for some Big Guy's 10%, and bring glory to our enemies in your ignominious defeat! You even get a worthless college education in the bargain!"

What. A. Pitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (oINRc)

513 Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)

***
1974, when they drove Nixon out of office.

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All tied together.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (lxSja)

514 496 This is all a psyop by Victoria Nuland. She is trying to show how weak the US military really isn't to trick Putin and Xi into invade somewhere to satisfy her never ending bloodlust and desire for profiteering.
Posted by: tommylotto at May 03, 2023 01:20 PM (6QQM

yeah, somewhat

but she gets all her ideas from her fat ass hubby and his family

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (us2H3)

515 First pics with shooter wearing a mask-
https://tinyurl.com/33myun2b

Posted by: redridinghood at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (NpAcC)

516 This doesn't mean the GA GOP aren't a bunch of f**cking pansy c**ts, but this is one data point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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The last respectable GA politician was, ironically, a Democrat. Zell Miller.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (3trAM)

517 Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023

***
1974, when they drove Nixon out of office.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 03, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

The Kennedy and Nixon "removals" involved the same bunch

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (mR6Gs)

518 Suspect screamed Atlanta is MAGA Country

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (py2fD)

519 391 Next thing you know they will let sailors grow full beards.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (ykeLU)

They may have to stock up on testosterone.

Posted by: Javems at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (KaF2e)

520 480 Remember back in the day, like 5-8 years ago, when we made fun of the Japanese Self-Defense Force Navy recruitment ads? How strange and oddly "weird" they were? Good Lord, we're in the same boat.
Posted by: mrp at May 03, 2023 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

Zap marines are incredible. I mean, not many, but very impressive.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (rReII)

521 Let it burn

Posted by: putin at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (us2H3)

522 2012, with reelecting Obama. The first time, people were a bit dazzled with the idea of showing how not-racist they were and trying something new and different to flip off the establishment. Mind you, he was a WEF drone establishment type but that wasn't how he was perceived.

But the second time? That just proved the nation was lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (0hOvj)

I don't believe he actually won either time.

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (0dJLW)

523 >>"So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

when they bumped Nixon and bailed on Vietnam-

9/11 opened the cracks wider

we hit the bottom and exploded the night that jug-eared f***stick was elected

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (geLO8)

524 First pics with shooter wearing a mask-

-

STAY SAFE!

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (lxSja)

525 First pics with shooter wearing a mask

Stay safe!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (aD39U)

526 dammit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (aD39U)

527 The last respectable GA politician was, ironically, a Democrat. Zell Miller.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:23 PM (3trAM)
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IIRR, Sam Nunn was reasonable.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (2hlEI)

528 Actually Buckhead regularly votes Dem by large margins so the crime spree is what they have been voting for. I have to wonder if the Georgia Republicans took that into account.
Posted by: Ripley
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The die was cast when Maynard Jackson was elected.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (3trAM)

529 hahahaha, this is an actual post in that "shooter with a mask" twitter thread:

"Yeah, THIS time he isn't white. Whenever it's a non-white mass shooter (which is rare) all of you clowns love to celebrate as if the whole world doesn't know you guys aren't the #1 mass shooters"

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:25 PM (lxSja)

530 IRS Agents Accidentally Discharged Guns More Often than They Intentionally Fired Them ...
Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (RHGPo)
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Not surprising. An IRS agent should have virtually zero cause to ever pull a weapon. They shouldn't even be armed int he first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2023 01:25 PM (O4oKn)

531 suspect wearing a MAGA condom

Posted by: REDACTED at May 03, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

532 Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023
_______________

Was the Trilateral Commission the one that had Colonel Sanders and the Rothschilds on it?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 03, 2023 01:25 PM (CcoDx)

533
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (sy6UY)

534 >suspect wearing a MAGA condom

Posted by: REDACTED

suspect likes Diet Coke and ketchup on steak

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (geLO8)

535 Maynard G. Crebbs >>> Maynard Jackson

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (2hlEI)

536 I'm heartily sick of trannies, and they haven't even really gotten started.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Mzdiz)

537 I don't believe he actually won either time.
Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (0dJLW)

Yes. It is just facially preposterous. Bushies had wore out the country but it was an Op.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (rReII)

538 IRS Agents Accidentally Discharged Guns More Often than They Intentionally Fired Them ...

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So accountants who are more than likely both bottom of their class AND minority/women are being given firearms and then people are supposed to be surprised when they do dumb things with them.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lxSja)

539 ------------
IIRR, Sam Nunn was reasonable.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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True. But he was gone while Miller was in office until 2005.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (3trAM)

540 But the second time? That just proved the nation was lost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:19 PM (0hOvj)

I don't believe he actually won either time.
Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2023 01:24 PM (0dJLW)

McCain in '08 and Romney in '12 were told to take a dive and like the good little Uniparty hacks they were, they agreed
Both hated Trump for not doing likewise

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (mR6Gs)

541 Unsocking

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (Vu7A1)

542 hey there's another thread

Posted by: DB - en route at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (geLO8)

543 I don't believe he actually won either time.

I think he won the first time properly. McCain was pretty roundly disliked, and Republicans in general were despised. Very few people wanted another GOP president after Bush.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:28 PM (0hOvj)

544
True. But he was gone while Miller was in office until 2005.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2023 01:27 PM (3trAM)
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Sequencing. Not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 03, 2023 01:28 PM (2hlEI)

545 "So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill"

You wouldn't believe how long these attempts by Our Betters have been going on.

Check out the movie "Amsterdam" for a bit of a shocker.

BONUS! It's a fun and entertaining movie as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2023 01:28 PM (RJQ8g)

546 Next thing you know they will let sailors grow full beards.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2023 01:06 PM (ykeLU)

We go to the nearby Air Force base about once a week. The guys have beards; the women have long hair not put up in a bun and long painted fingernails; I've seen a couple with patches of their favorite sportsball teams on their uniforms. I just can't get over what's happened to the military in just the last few years.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

547 suspect wearing a MAGA condom

yuge and luxurious.
And powerful!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2023 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

548 IIRC the gun used by the illegal alien to murder Kate Steinle had been lost by some federal agent.

Posted by: ShainS at May 03, 2023 01:29 PM (9APnC)

549 536 I'm heartily sick of trannies, and they haven't even really gotten started.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Mzdiz)

Sadly, true. White male racism etc is the primary National Security issue. It is official Doctrine. Binding on Command.

We can't win a multi-front war against two peers as long as the military is racist.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:29 PM (rReII)

550 Mid 70s after the removal of JFK, tied to the creation/formation of many things, one of which is the Trilateral Commission (intimately involved with every president / administration since 1976)

_______________

Was the Trilateral Commission the one that had Colonel Sanders and the Rothschilds on it?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

--

Here's an article.

Trilateral Commission members names are in bold.

https://tinyurl.com/332macny

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:30 PM (lxSja)

551 Just cue up the Barney Miller clip on thr Trilateral Commission.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 03, 2023 01:31 PM (rReII)

552 hahahaha, this is an actual post in that "shooter with a mask" twitter thread:

"Yeah, THIS time he isn't white. Whenever it's a non-white mass shooter (which is rare) all of you clowns love to celebrate as if the whole world doesn't know you guys aren't the #1 mass shooters"
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:25 PM (lxSja)

https://twtr.in/3Pyb

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 03, 2023 01:31 PM (aD39U)

553 [i}We go to the nearby Air Force base about once a week. The guys have beards; the women have long hair not put up in a bun and long painted fingernails; I've seen a couple with patches of their favorite sportsball teams on their uniforms. I just can't get over what's happened to the military in just the last few years.

I know the AF has long been more relaxed than the other armed forces but damn. Talk about ruining troop coherence and morale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 03, 2023 01:31 PM (0hOvj)

554 Government employees of all types have been issued firearms for little or no reason, since the Obama years. One low level park employee got tired of toting around the firearm, so left it on the passenger seat of her (unlocked) government issued automobile. This firearm was stolen and was the one that later used to kill Kate Steinle.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 03, 2023 01:32 PM (jTmQV)

555 https://twtr.in/3Pyb

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

--

I love that people are saying "LOOK, THEY'RE ALL MEN!!!"

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at May 03, 2023 01:32 PM (lxSja)

556 "So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?

2012, with reelecting Obama. The first time, people were a bit dazzled with the idea of showing how not-racist they were and trying something new and different to flip off the establishment. Mind you, he was a WEF drone establishment type but that wasn't how he was perceived.

But the second time? That just proved the nation was lost."

Exactly right. That would be the closest I could come to a tipping point. I remember sayiing to a friend of mine that when you have more than 50% of voters who pay no taxes you may have a problem that you cannot solve.

Posted by: RM at May 03, 2023 01:33 PM (0eYOS)

557 So when would you say America slid over the cliff from Western civilization?
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill
______________________

I was going to say when FDR got the Supreme Court to knuckle under and approve his New Deal crap, but I feel optimistic today. There were still some good times after that, even some during my lifetime.... It was when the Bush GOP approved the Patriot Act. That was the death knell, but it took a while to realize. We were so freaked out by 911 that we didn't mind a few federal agents abusing civil liberties here or there. Then there was Obama and the Deep State became self aware, and the Patriot Act tools were turned on us. Hoisted on our own petard!

Posted by: tommylotto at May 03, 2023 01:34 PM (6QQM8)

558 In other Navy news, USS Gerald R. Ford left Norfolk today for her first battle-ready deployment.

So there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 03, 2023 01:34 PM (/wUja)

559 reporting on the BBC and we are on top of it

Posted by: Holly Willoughby at May 03, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)

560 Figures he's a fucking yeoman. I was a second class Boilerman on an old destroyer (DD-715). A manly rate on a manly ship in what was then a manly navy. Way back when I served we only THOUGHT yeomen were dicksmokers, but now.....

Posted by: william kessler at May 03, 2023 01:35 PM (M6NUl)

561 MailOnline:

Putin 'is preparing a contingency plan for DEFEAT – and telling propagandists how to make military losses look less disastrous'

Vladimir Putin is reportedly preparing a contingency plan in the event that Russia sustains more losses in the war against Ukraine, sources have said.

Russia's presidential administration sent an instruction manual to the Kremlin's team of propagandists, urging not to 'underestimate' Ukraine's planned counter-offensive and not to spread the idea Kyiv is not ready for it.

Ukraine's strategy is thought to focus on the eastern side of the Dnipro River, near Kherson city.

.. I don't know which side is running the psyop, but that last line make me think it's not the Russians. The eastern side of the Dnipro River is no where as strategic as Bakhmut, which I'm told is the last natural chokepoint on the way to Kyiv.

What does seem to be clear is that both sides are running low on artillery shells. Who would have imagined last year that it would come down to having artillery shells ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

562 nood AI FAGs writers

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 03, 2023 01:39 PM (Vwz3I)

563 I am beginning to think the trans recruiting for the military is to bring in the people with the mental capability (psychopathic narcissists) to carry out the mass killings of United States citizens the communist revolution will require.

But that is just a conspiracy theory of mine...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

A lot of the Nazi SS (especially the leadership) was homosexual. Especially the SA before it was purged to become the SS.
And yes, they were sociopaths that would do anything they were ordered to do.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 03, 2023 01:39 PM (vcOmj)

564 When can we expect statement from Joe Biden condemning this attack by a black man against innocent people?

Will it be as impactful as his statement condemning violence by transgenders against Christian children and educators?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 03, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

565 Atlanta police are responding to an “active shooter” at a medical complex in Midtown. According to officials, multiple people were injured and taken to Grady Hospital. No suspect is in custody, police said. “Anyone in the area is asked to secure their building and continue to shelter in place. Anyone not in the area is asked to stay away,” APD said in a statement. This happened at 1100 West Peachtree Street in a building that houses several medical offices and is operated by Northside Hospital.

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2023 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

566 Color me nauseated by the scope of social engineering practiced by the progressive left on my military.

I hold any and all who promote this, regardless of rank, in equal contempt. Our family has a proud tradition of service to our country that dates back to the Revolutionary War. We span the Branches, and the service ranges from one and done to a career. I remain extremely proud of my small contribution to that service, and would repeat it in an eye blink.

I cannot expound further on what to do to counter, lest I be banned from further comment. Read that as you please.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2023 01:50 PM (KATBx)

567 Maybe already said, but the purpose here is not just to rid the military of real men. It’s more important long term goal is to keep real men out forever. We need to quit looking at these people as “stupid “ They are not and we have underestimated the enemy for decades doing this.

Posted by: Lucydoug at May 03, 2023 01:57 PM (vGRHy)

568 Navy should have went with Dee Snider.

Posted by: Mark in SC at May 03, 2023 02:00 PM (ae5rn)

569 I believe over 20% of our military, our volunteer military, are gay

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 03, 2023 02:18 PM (MwHgU)

570 Damn. Seth Myers told his staff that he’s going to make sure they’re paid through the strike the same day Fallon’s staff found out they’re losing their insurance and having their pay withheld

Some people appear to be unclear on the concept of "strike".

Posted by: The Media! at May 03, 2023 02:26 PM (2tUFv)

571 Hit "Continue reading" in hopes of Village People.

Was not disappointed.

Posted by: Caiwyn at May 03, 2023 02:29 PM (Bmy9A)

572 Harpy Daniels, the name alone begs for a keel-haul

Posted by: Chicago Vota at May 03, 2023 02:30 PM (mbH6j)

573 It is rum, sodomy, and buggery

Posted by: Grumpiness at May 03, 2023 02:32 PM (m6vZb)

574 Well, on the up side there is a roughly 40% chance this problem will solve itself.

Posted by: TheLastPatriot at May 03, 2023 02:34 PM (1ufgs)

575 Military age men realize that they can expect after service
Higher rates of divorce
Higher rates of substance abuse
And if they see combat higher rates of arrest

Posted by: Paul at May 03, 2023 03:01 PM (r52Dc)

576 They're going to LUVVVV!!!!!! the submarine service - Where 72 sailors go out to sea and 36 couples come back.

Posted by: Fritzy at May 03, 2023 03:05 PM (YoZGp)

577 In the Gavy - where you can nail the seven seas.,,

Guess the Gavy can join the Pink Army.

🤡 world

Posted by: Patty at May 03, 2023 03:06 PM (2XFOc)

578 Ummmm ... will the new theme song be "Won't Be Fooled Again" ... ? I doubt it ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 03, 2023 03:12 PM (mu5GU)

579 Fricken DISGUSTING!

Posted by: Jasonj at May 03, 2023 04:53 PM (FekFb)

580 "in 2012, with reelecting Obama."

In 2012, with the Benghazi corpses still warm, and 'Shovel Ready' not so Shovel Ready lies disgusting even the Dems, he wasn't re-elected.

He was installed. The deep state didn't start with Trump. Trump just pulled back the curtain.

Posted by: Ju at May 03, 2023 07:31 PM (aTmM/)

581 Admiral Halsey is spinning in his Grave and so is Nimitz

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 04, 2023 12:17 AM (FLiOE)

582 At one time I was a Marine, I know shocking, as though I had never mentioned it before.

I dropped out of highschool, No Shit, because I was FURIOUS for being suspended as someone who wore gang paraphernalia. That Paraphernalia was combat boots, while I coiffed a high and tight. Like my brother who was in the Airforce and serving during Desert 1. I then studied, got my GED, was allowed to attend college as an AAE, with a 33 ACT Score when I was just shy of 17. I did 3 semesters, and somewhere during my 3rd, I got harassed, REGULARLY by a bunch of mean girl noones who wanted me to sign a petition about something that insulted my brother, insulted my father, EVERY man on my fathers side of the family

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 04, 2023 03:13 AM (82a4o)

583 As I was walking out of a structural chemistry class, which was the most difficult class I ever took, but loved, because it was fascinating. I told the stupid little girl who was getting credit for being a twat, "I can't be bothered with that, I'm learning something that matters." No shit, I was insulted by her fellow morons but I didn't care, other than the fact that they existed.

I decided that day that I would finish my courses that mattered, and drop out and enlist in the USMC, because I believed in the USA, and I wanted to serve the USA. I went to all branches, Marines are the only one that didn't try to bribe me.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 04, 2023 03:16 AM (82a4o)

584 All services were failing, falling into the lock of politics, and disabusing their members, even the ones like, who is, and still am a true believer. I LOVE the USA, it's the greatest philosophy that ever existed, yet is now controlled by fools. I love All branches of the Military as they are meant to be, particularly The Corps which I love only second to my wife.

But in the last several years, everything that I truly committed to, other than my wife has betrayed the things I learned from the.

University isn't education.
Engineering isn't creation.
Service isn't sacrifice.
The Military isn't Professionalism.
The Navy isn't Precision.
And the USMC aren't warfighters.

Unless you remember that the US has been invaded from within by morons.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 04, 2023 03:22 AM (82a4o)

585
As my Australian wife says. "You are a Marine, you carry your freedom with you." and that's true, and while I hate so much of the things that I used to love. Like Chicago, LA, Portland, when I was not stupid, and neither was Chicago, LA, or Portland, but now, all of those places that Were gorgeous, only live in memmorium in my mind, in the philosophy of what we are MEANT to be, and though we may fall. Men like me, and like us might be there to rebuild what lesser men, and don't think it's women, it's weak men who listen to their harridan wives and advisors, have worked so hard to destroy.

I was once asked, aggressively by a former trainer of mine who never liked me, I know, Shock, Wickedpinto is sometimes unlikable. while I approached him in appreciation for what he taught me in The Corps. "Where's your EGA RECRUIT" which is an insult, "branded on my soul and never to lose Former Sir." which is also an insult.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 04, 2023 03:25 AM (82a4o)

586 There is nothing that I truly loved about America as a place that has done a goddamn thing to make me want to offer my efforts for it anymore.

And it DESTROYS me when I take the time to think about it.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 04, 2023 03:26 AM (82a4o)

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