Very Juvenile Offender Cafe

This baby's like the perp on every episode of Cops: Shirt off, impaired speech, rekt coordination, incapable of complying with simple orders, mouthing off to the authorities about nonsense and gibberish:

This baby is so rebellious. 😂 pic.twitter.com/QFSZrIJtPT
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) May 4, 2023

This Man's Encounter With A Bald Eagle pic.twitter.com/reKh4N2MoD
— WOW Animals (@wow__animals) May 1, 2023

While you're down there...

What do you do if a rhino walks straight up to you while you're filming and wants a belly scratch?🦏 pic.twitter.com/KJXxeBS3em
— WOW Animals (@wow__animals) April 27, 2023

Look, I'm eating Pizza pic.twitter.com/pdeqKsstuP
— WOW Animals (@wow__animals) April 24, 2023

Dem thievin' groundhogs!

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2023 07:32 PM (ncXxy)

2 Looks like land of Dwarves and Elves

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

3 Re: the new mystery click in the sidebar - check out the dude dancing at the 38 second mark.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 04, 2023 07:33 PM (jRDk+)

4 That baby in the refrigerator knows exactly what she is saying....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2023 07:33 PM (ncXxy)

5 I want to click on that right arrow of the Landmannalaugarasasdfsadfasfwearfrararar phototo see more but of course you can't

Posted by: Clicky von Clickerton at May 04, 2023 07:34 PM (/DTlP)

6 hi

Posted by: Sassy at May 04, 2023 07:34 PM (xSICi)

7 2 Looks like land of Dwarves and Elves
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe

Even weirder folk.

Icelanders.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2023 07:34 PM (9UlRk)

8 Whew! I was afraid we were going to get fag butt cafe. I dread tomorrow's art.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2023 07:35 PM (TgBWG)

9 Perhaps a change to the Cafe will bring the Cats better fortune for the rest of this tilt...

Still 2-0 Leafs

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:35 PM (CCSxw)

10 I always wanted a Husky

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

11 Wow. What a beautiful picture. Looks like a landscape from a fantasy novel.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2023 07:36 PM (gLRfa)

12 There we go

Cats score

2-1 Leafs

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:37 PM (CCSxw)

13 I suspect Tolkien had Icelanders in mind for characters

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

14 3 Re: the new mystery click in the sidebar - check out the dude dancing at the 38 second mark.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 04, 2023 07:33 PM (jRDk+)

The Sprinkler dance

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 04, 2023 07:37 PM (/6GbT)

15 I have relatives that lives in San Francisco whose last name is Gay. They have been there since the early 70s. All normal as far as I know.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 07:37 PM (iayUP)

16 Rescuing a wild rabbit from an empty pool.
______

That page doesn't exist

Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2023 07:38 PM (TgBWG)

17 Looks like land of Dwarves and Elves

There's really no place else like it. It's just magnificent.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2023 07:38 PM (eOEVl)

18 How are you doing Chuy? We need you in Texas. We have Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

19 Years from now that trusting giraffe will be killed by a hungry hippo.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2023 07:40 PM (TgBWG)

20 dogs and otters living together the end of the world as we know it

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 04, 2023 07:40 PM (BRHaw)

21 That bald eagle looks *BIG*. Hope the guy had a few more eggs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2023 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

22 Wow. What a beautiful picture. Looks like a landscape from a fantasy novel.
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2023 07:36 PM (gLRfa)

Did Lamont get punked again?

Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2023 07:41 PM (acrwL)

23 Years from now that trusting giraffe will be killed by a hungry hippo.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2023 07:40 PM

Hungry, Hungry Hippo's is not just a game made by Milton Bradley......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2023 07:41 PM (ncXxy)

24 Ohhhhhh

How did he not score

Samsonov had all the net, and couldn't get it up...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

25 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:42 PM (zHbcl)

26 Yay cafe!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:42 PM

Unbanned, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

27 Those doxies are pretty serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 07:43 PM (EZebt)

28 Boiled eggs with Frank's Red Hot for dinner. Living it up!

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 07:44 PM (iayUP)

29 Samsonov had all the net, and couldn't get it up...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

That's what she said

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 04, 2023 07:44 PM (acrwL)

30 The chick with the EurAsian Eagle Owl is hot. Lucky owl, eagle, whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (J7wri)

31 I hope Guatemala's carbon credits are paid up!

@TheInsiderPaper · 2h
WATCH: Guatemala's Fuego volcano erupts - video recorded from a plane

7-second video
https://tinyurl.com/bddvw35k

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (Vwz3I)

32 Quite a few don't exist.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (TgBWG)

33 I want to say THANK YOU to the Horde. Last week.I asked for prayers before an interview for an internal open position.
Horde prayers are super effective - I was offered the job!
Y'all are the bestest.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (zHbcl)

34 I have relatives that lives in San Francisco whose last name is Gay.

Gay used to be a pretty name for girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2023 07:46 PM (0hOvj)

35 Landmannalaugar? Is that Norwegian for "Terraformed Land of Prometheus"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 04, 2023 07:46 PM (aXxgO)

36 14 3 Re: the new mystery click in the sidebar - check out the dude dancing at the 38 second mark.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 04, 2023 07:33 PM (jRDk+)

The Sprinkler dance
Posted by: A dude in MI
____________

Very good. He does look like a sprinkler.

He looks like he was inspiration for Carl on ATHF.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 04, 2023 07:46 PM (jRDk+)

37 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (zHbcl)

Congrats!

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 04, 2023 07:47 PM (acrwL)

38 29 Samsonov had all the net, and couldn't get it up...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

That's what she said
Posted by: Michael Scott at May 04, 2023 07:44 PM (acrwL)

In addition to pay by play, I'm a good set-up man...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:47 PM (CCSxw)

39 Some happy news...

Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres · 8h
No one is buying Bud Light at the Red Sox game

https://tinyurl.com/3vvddhbb

38-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

40 This baby's like the perp on every episode of Cops: Shirt off, impaired speech, rekt coordination, incapable of complying with simple orders, mouthing off to the authorities about nonsense and gibberish
===
That baby is obviously strung out on meth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 07:48 PM (EZebt)

41 Mid 80's Aimee Mann was really pretty. I had forgotten.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 04, 2023 07:49 PM (KFJEU)

42 Of cringy sock

Posted by: polynikes at May 04, 2023 07:49 PM (acrwL)

43 When the Bald Eagles appear around here, and they do from time to time... it's an awesome sight. Huge birds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2023 07:49 PM (Q4IgG)

44 Boiled eggs with Frank's Red Hot for dinner. Living it up!
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 07:44 PM (iayUP)
===
I've been using Frank's on my eggs for breakfast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 07:50 PM (EZebt)

45 I'm just going to say that top pic is a gorgeous portrayal of some most likely very slippery and sharp rocks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 04, 2023 07:50 PM (ou9hh)

46 Unbanned, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

I guess so

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:50 PM (zHbcl)

47 Quite a few don't exist.
------------
Twitter was having trouble connecting to pages this morning. Maybe it's still happening?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 07:51 PM (Vwz3I)

48 A couple of "page doesn't exist" errors in today's list...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 04, 2023 07:51 PM (ZSK0i)

49 Good evening, horde!

How'd it get to be almost 8 pm already?

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 04, 2023 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

50 The game has tightened up considerably since the Leafs fast start.

Last minute of play in the 1st...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:52 PM (CCSxw)

51 I like Rhinos.

They always seem to just be hanging about and not causing any trouble.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 04, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

52 ...oooooh almost

Woulda been a tough way for the leafs to end the period

...and the horn sounds

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 07:53 PM (CCSxw)

53 Baby in the fridge with her dad saying "exit the fridge" is hilarious. I always think it's funny how toddlers jabber away when they must understand what they're saying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2023 07:53 PM (Keyt1)

54 Vmom, great news! Hope it comes with significant moneys!

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 04, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

55 Re: the new mystery click in the sidebar - check out the dude dancing at the 38 second mark.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Checks press conference... don't see any oddities...
Oh, the mystery click!
Looks like a caricature of a short Italian dancing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 07:54 PM (d2dRs)

56 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (zHbcl)

Congratulations! and God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2023 07:54 PM (Keyt1)

57 Vmom 👍

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

58 "Dog enjoys Star Wars, until Darth Vader enters. You've done a good job on character design when even a dog immediately grasps that he's the Bad Guy."

Perfect video to close out Star Wars Day.

I had a dog that was terrified of a Frankenstein mask we had for Halloween.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

59 Congratulations, vmom!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 07:56 PM (NpAcC)

60 Horde prayers are super effective - I was offered the job!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM

Congratulations!

Going forward, don't forget HordeSource(tm) for those sub-prayer situations. Cow-orker advice a speciality!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

61 Nyah!

Still building F-14A model. Facing the daunting task of applying all the stencil decals for 4 Sparrow and 4 Sidewinder missiles. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 07:58 PM (tqWyz)

62 Y'all are the bestest.
Posted by: vmom

Great news! Congrats!
Now... a short prayer of gratitude.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 07:58 PM (d2dRs)

63 My dog is afraid of bicycles, among other things. Some kids wanted to pet him while I was walking him today. He wouldn't let them near him until they dropped their bikes. But he did want to be petted!

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 04, 2023 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

64 Top picture, Chat GPT did it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 07:59 PM (tqWyz)

65
Dachshund Duel of Death.

____________

This is ordinary play behavior. But Dachsies have more guts than sense. Her Majesty is licensed to judge them at AKC shows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2023 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

66 "I always think it's funny how toddlers jabber away when they must understand what they're saying."

I'm pretty sure she was saying something about breakfast.

She just couldn't manage to get any of the consonants in.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 04, 2023 08:00 PM (ou9hh)

67 When the Bald Eagles appear around here, and they do from time to time... it's an awesome sight. Huge birds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2023 07:49 PM

Back in the day when we were stationed on Adak Alaska the eagles were all over the place and it was a $5,000 fine to mess with them and that included feeding them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2023 08:00 PM (ncXxy)

68
Horde prayers are super effective - I was offered the job!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM

__________

Super excellent! Congratulations!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2023 08:01 PM (MoZTd)

69 Aimee Mann?

Well voices carry...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:01 PM (tqWyz)

70 Both river otters and groundhogs get bad press. Then others jump on the band wagon and before you know it, they're the gypsies of the animal kingdom. It's happening in the penguin world, too. It's a shame, really.

Posted by: Love One Another at May 04, 2023 08:01 PM (Nn3xT)

71 Ens. George Gay, "what am I? Chopped liver?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:04 PM (tqWyz)

72 See, it starts with anti-otter and groundhog bias, and before you know it, we're judging dachshund(s).

Posted by: Love One Another at May 04, 2023 08:04 PM (Nn3xT)

73 Congrats Vmon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:04 PM (tqWyz)

74 Hope it comes with significant moneys!
Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs!

Not so much, but it's from part-time to full time, and the work is lighter, imo.

Thanks again, everyone!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 08:05 PM (zHbcl)

75 I see that major league baseball is celebrating scat-fetish month.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 04, 2023 08:06 PM (Rje4K)

76 @33 great news congratulations and good luck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (eFaiq)

77 Link is broken for cutest little looter and
Are you seeing this shit?!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

78 Anna all the luck in the world coming your way

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (xhxe8)

79 Legal Insurrection.

DeSantis staffer eats cake while leftists throw a temper tantrum which causes them to whine even louder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (tqWyz)

80 OMG, baby in the fridge was hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

81 The hippo swimming underwater looks like the Red October turning in red route one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (eFaiq)

82 part-time to full time
Posted by: vmom

That's even better great news!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 08:09 PM (d2dRs)

83 Thanks Skip

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:10 PM (tqWyz)

84 Eagle is awesome

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

85 Horde prayers are super effective - I was offered the job!

Praise God!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2023 08:10 PM (0hOvj)

86 Well past bedtime and long commute tomorrow again. Should be better next week.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

87 I see that major league baseball is celebrating scat-fetish month.

This is where players and teams can step up just like the NHL did. But won't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2023 08:11 PM (0hOvj)

88 Oh My Cats Score to start the period

2-2

Maple Leaf Garden is stunned

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:13 PM (CCSxw)

89 Look at that volcano spew stuff into the atmosphere.

We need more CO₂ to keep from freezing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

90 Congrats vmom

Posted by: Ronster at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (yZVZG)

91 Bald eagles are great ! did you know they are sea eagles ?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

92 are they giving Lawrence Tuca's spot or he just filing in ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (us2H3)

93 Cats starting htis period the way the Leafs started gthe first...

***

CATS SCORE AGAIN...

3-2 CATS

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:15 PM (CCSxw)

94 Boom!
Florida takes the lead.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2023 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

95 congratulations vmom!

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:15 PM (V13WU)

96 Only a minute gone in the 2nd and this game has been turned on its head

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)

97 Bald eagles are great ! did you know they are sea eagles ?
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

River eagles are the nasty ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2023 08:16 PM (ufFY8)

98 even more stunned

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:16 PM (Vwz3I)

99 Still building F-14A model. Facing the daunting task of applying all the stencil decals for 4 Sparrow and 4 Sidewinder missiles. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 07:58 PM (tqWyz)

Are you using Superscale decals?

Posted by: Reforger at May 04, 2023 08:16 PM (B705c)

100 33 I want to say THANK YOU to the Horde. Last week.I asked for prayers before an interview for an internal open position.
Horde prayers are super effective - I was offered the job!
Y'all are the bestest.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (zHbcl)

Vmom, that is wonderful news!!! I truly hope you thrive in your new job!!!

Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:17 PM (JrN/x)

101 Anna Puma

Do you have a mini-me for the detail stuff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

102 Teenaged Girl Drama > Husky Drama.

It's like the canine version of "Noooooooo" woman from Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 04, 2023 08:18 PM (NCgXW)

103 Leafs have offense, but no sandpaper/grit...

And there's no one the likes of Tie Domi to change the tenor of the game.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:18 PM (CCSxw)

104 Tolkien based the languages on Finnish and German.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 04, 2023 08:19 PM (u7leW)

105 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2023 08:08 PM (tqWyz)

I thought that was really funny. I don't know if the guy just happened to be eating cake or whether he was doing it to annoy them. Either way, it annoyed them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2023 08:19 PM (j93D/)

106 Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation bash site

Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor at May 04, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO8)

107 vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Way to go. Quality assurance for Bowie knives and Fairbairn-Sykes daggers just went up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

108 "Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation bash site
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor"

The cock of the walk?

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 08:22 PM (iayUP)

109 Nyalnder's inability to put the puck in the net continues tonight...

#snakebit

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:22 PM (CCSxw)

110 fd

Getting ready for some personal King's touch to heal the poor women?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

111 Looks like land of Dwarves and Elves
Posted by: Skip

I think some of those rocks are someone's "big, good, strong hands." Careful where you walk.

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

112 "Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation bash site
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor"

They must have got a package deal on the landscaping.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

113 Way to go. Quality assurance for Bowie knives and Fairbairn-Sykes daggers just went up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

I found my new brands.
Congrats Vmom.

Posted by: Reforger at May 04, 2023 08:25 PM (B705c)

114 are they giving Lawrence Tuca's spot or he just filing in ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (us2H3)
*******
Kayleigh McEnany said on The Five today that she will be hosting next week.

I guess they're trying people out.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 08:25 PM (NpAcC)

115 So who knew that bald eagles, the symbol of the greatest nation in the history of mankind, walk like Fred Mertz?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2023 08:25 PM (nfrXX)

116 Kayleigh McEnany said on The Five today that she will be hosting next week.

I guess they're trying people out.

--

They should try some reliable True Conservative voices like Pence or Ryan. Maybe Jeb Bush.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 04, 2023 08:26 PM (95YDO)

117 are they giving Lawrence Tuca's spot or he just filing in ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 08:14 PM (us2H3)
*******
Kayleigh McEnany said on The Five today that she will be hosting next week.

I guess they're trying people out.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 08:25 PM (NpAcC)
---
*sigh* WHO was saying what Tuca was saying is largely irrelevant. It's WHAT he was saying that mattered. There's no chance in hell at this point that a replacement will be allowed to say those same things.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)

118 Bald eagles are great ! did you know they are sea eagles ?
Posted by: runner

Minnesota's full of 'em. Did they all take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

119 So who knew that bald eagles, the symbol of the greatest nation in the history of mankind, walk like Fred Mertz?

--

They don't sound particularly majestic, either. Although I still wouldn't want to hear one angry at me.

Posted by: 263K Civics sold, fewer than 150K non-luxury EVs sold. No one wants EVs. at May 04, 2023 08:27 PM (95YDO)

120 Ben Franklin didn't want the eagle. He thought the turkey would be a better national bird. I think he was right.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

121 Baby girl in refrigerator is going to be trouble when she grows up. Hilarious.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 08:29 PM (NpAcC)

122 Cats peppering the Leafs goal...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:29 PM (CCSxw)

123 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2023 07:45 PM (zHbcl)

Congratulations! and God bless you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2023 08:29 PM (T4tVD)

124 That baby in the refrigerator knows exactly what she is saying....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2023 07:33 PM (ncXxy)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she said "Kiss my ass."

Posted by: BignJames at May 04, 2023 08:30 PM (AwYPR)

125 🕺🦃

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:30 PM (Vwz3I)

126 This FLA vs TOR is a 3 game series? 5? 7?

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:30 PM (3byMq)

127
Ben Franklin didn't want the eagle. He thought the turkey would be a better national bird. I think he was right.
Posted by: fd

As God was his witness!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2023 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

128 "Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation bash site
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor"

thanks for the link.

Posted by: Don L. at May 04, 2023 08:31 PM (89Sog)

129 Nylander denied...AGAIN

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:32 PM (CCSxw)

130 126 This FLA vs TOR is a 3 game series? 5? 7?
Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:30 PM (3byMq)

7

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:33 PM (CCSxw)

131 poster toaster

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:33 PM (Vwz3I)

132 *sigh* WHO was saying what Tuca was saying is largely irrelevant. It's WHAT he was saying that mattered. There's no chance in hell at this point that a replacement will be allowed to say those same things.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)
*****
Tucker is irreplaceable.

I hope Kayleigh stays on Outnumbered.
I record that show everyday and she's really good.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2023 08:33 PM (NpAcC)

133 115 So who knew that bald eagles, the symbol of the greatest nation in the history of mankind, walk like Fred Mertz?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 04, 2023 08:25 PM (nfrXX)

We have a bunch of predator birds in our neighborhood - red tail hawks, owls and a couple of years ago, a bald eagle that decided to nest in a holly bush outside my son's window. We had no idea it was there, and when we cut the holly down, because it was an eyesore, there was a terrible shriek, something hit his window, and then we saw this massive bird come out of the branches.

We named it Moon Moon, because, dang, honey, the suburbs are no place for you!

Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM (JrN/x)

134 Leafs can't buy a goal...

all around the net, but not in

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM (CCSxw)

135
Bobrovsky got lucky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM (MoZTd)

136 And all three predator birds walked like Fred Mertz

Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM (JrN/x)

137 Nylander again...

***

...and again

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:36 PM (CCSxw)

138 Injured Cat

took a puck to the face

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:36 PM (CCSxw)

139 {{{Moki}}}

May you and yours thrive.
Are you going to the NoVAMoMeet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

140 Dachshunds are smart asses...never go into business w/one.

Posted by: BignJames at May 04, 2023 08:37 PM (AwYPR)

141 135
Bobrovsky got lucky
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM (MoZTd)

Sometimes you need to be lucky to advance...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:38 PM (CCSxw)

142 >>>What do you do if a rhino walks straight up to you while you're filming and wants a belly scratch?

I can tell you this much: there is no way that a rhino ever gets close enough to me to present his belly for a scratch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2023 08:38 PM (klJTj)

143 no goal

didn't see what caused the blood even freezeframing the DVR

officials discuss

🏒

another poster toaster

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)

144 That had to have been more the helmet causing that gash. Old time hockey would have scalped him. Holy shit.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:39 PM (3byMq)

145 It was the puck not a stick

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)

146 Actually, the GEICO hockey lamp/horn commercial is pretty good

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:39 PM (CCSxw)

147 looked like the puck hit just where the helmet and face shield meet

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:40 PM (3byMq)

148 >>>Look, I'm eating Pizza

How much pizza could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck pizza.

hmm... guess that still needs work.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2023 08:41 PM (klJTj)

149 How was that not a penalty on the Leafs

He got pulled down

***

And of course the Leafs draw a penalty on the Cats

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:41 PM (CCSxw)

150 And all three predator birds walked like Fred Mertz
Posted by: Moki

In their defense, I look pretty awkward when I try to fly, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:42 PM (DgGvY)

151 Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw

Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor at May 04, 2023 08:43 PM (geLO8)

152 Pretty good crosscheck by Bennet though

And gave him some more when the Leaf was down

Things are getting a little chippy...

Nice

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:43 PM (CCSxw)

153
May you and yours thrive.
Are you going to the NoVAMoMeet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

{{{NaCly}}}} It all depends on if we are moved by then - our house goes on the market in a couple of weeks, and we are already visits from people who saw the uhaul containers in the driveway, so we pray it sells fast!

If not, then we will definitely try to be there - Mr Moki is having some health issues we are trying to run down, so prayers for him would be most appreciated!

Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:43 PM (JrN/x)

154 Check out this story from The Blaze. Move over Florida Man, we have...Connetticut Man? Dude goes mental after being pulled over for speeding, threatens police, goes on high speed chase, pulls a knife on the cops, gives one heck of a mug shot. I'm wondering what drugs he was on and how much he'd done.
https://tinyurl.com/46cbk4mh

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2023 08:44 PM (W+kMI)

155 Mr Moki is having some health issues we are trying to run down, so prayers for him would be most appreciated!
Posted by: Moki

okay

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2023 08:44 PM (T4tVD)

156 The hippo swimming underwater looks like the Red October turning in red route one
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I guess hippos "swim" the way hot-air balloons "fly."

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:45 PM (DgGvY)

157 Bartender gonna become the next Mayor of NYC

She heard the tips are better than congress

Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 08:46 PM (us2H3)

158 "Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw"

I shouldn't but LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2023 08:46 PM (gLRfa)

159 Rheino being Rheino on the kill...

Hated to see him leave Buffalo

at least we got a great return for him

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:46 PM (CCSxw)

160 "Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor"

Those aliens are getting carried away with the crop circles.

Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

161 Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw
Posted by: DB

Those balls look asymmetrical. Anyone know if Bear has an alibi?

Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

162 Moki

Prayers ascending for good health going forward. For both of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

163 How much pizza could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck pizza.

hmm... guess that still needs work.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2023 08:41 PM (klJTj)

In college Inspector had a mini rabbit that liked pizza and beer, and college girls being college girls, they would actually let the mobile lint ball steal theirs. Apparently it was a total chick magnet.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (nC+QA)

164 Cats kill the PP

Time winding down in the 2nd

2:00 left

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (CCSxw)

165 Also the doggo hiding from Darth Vader made my day a little better. Thanks, man.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (W+kMI)

166 Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor

Thanks for the link!

I second that!!

Posted by: Don L. amd George T at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (89Sog)

167 Minnesota's full of 'em. Did they all take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

makes sense, they are also known as fish eagles...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (V13WU)

168 Posted by: Moki

Will pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2023 08:48 PM (1iHhC)

169 Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles' coronation bash site
Posted by: DB - Your friendly Ronco distributor at May 04, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO

Crop circles, the Midlands are known for them.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2023 08:49 PM (xhaym)

170 Darth Vader......may the fourth be with you ...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:49 PM (V13WU)

171 makes sense, they are also known as fish eagles...

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (V13WU)

I thought it was osprey that were known as fish eagles.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2023 08:49 PM (nC+QA)

172 If not, then we will definitely try to be there - Mr Moki is having some health issues we are trying to run down, so prayers for him would be most appreciated!
Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:43 PM (JrN/x)
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Oh no, Moki - I'll bump him to the top of the prayer list. I'm sorry to hear that.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 08:50 PM (pTb/Z)

173 trip

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:50 PM (Vwz3I)

174 ...there's the horn...and a penalty against the Leafs

Cats to start the 3rd on the PP

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:51 PM (CCSxw)

175 I thought it was osprey that were known as fish eagles.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2023 08:49 PM (nC+QA)

You are correct

Also known as Sea Eagle

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

176
Oh no, Moki - I'll bump him to the top of the prayer list. I'm sorry to hear that.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 08:50 PM (pTb/Z)

Thanks to you, JT, Fenelon, NaCly, et al!! He's pretty amazing, so I want to keep him around for a while longer!

Posted by: Moki at May 04, 2023 08:52 PM (JrN/x)

177 Those balls look asymmetrical. Anyone know if Bear has an alibi?
Posted by: mikeski at May 04, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

You would think someone would have noticed that. There had to be some sort of security on site.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (xhaym)

178 I thought it was osprey that were known as fish eagles.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2023 08:49 PM (nC+QA)

...

And then I go look it up and its's a Sea Hawk

All these years I thought it was Sea Eagle.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (CCSxw)

179 Bonehenge.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (Vwz3I)

180 So, John Solomon has reported that not only Blinken but the commie Easter Island looking fucker Brennan was in the middle of the arm twisting of the 51 hallmarks of disinformation -- and with receipts.

No surprise.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (3byMq)

181 Did someone crap?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (xhaym)

182 ignore it

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:55 PM (Vwz3I)

183 I'll go back to Hockey Talk now

I'm a dummy

Not Lamont, but close...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:55 PM (CCSxw)

184 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:54 PM (CCSxw)

Is that what a Seahawk is? So Seattle's football team mascot is actually a bald eagle?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2023 08:56 PM (nC+QA)

185 Claim is Brennan insisted that Joey needed a talking point for the debate.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (3byMq)

186 Mary C Daly, the CEO of the SF Fed and overseer of the banks that are failing, makes 425K a year

you would think a dyke would be able to find the cracks in the system

Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (us2H3)

187 "Here's the King Charles Lawn Penis link
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eatuw"

An osprey is a seahawk.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (gLRfa)

188 Posted by: Rippsy Nussel

Are you suffering from early onset Alzheimer's? Sorry to hear that. You posted the same post within two minutes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (nSqeO)

189 How about instead of jail they all get 3 minutes of baseball bats or tire irons.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:58 PM (3byMq)

190 Jays sucking tonight too

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:58 PM (Vwz3I)

191 Traitor John Brennan deserves a traitor's fate.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2023 08:59 PM (uia9V)

192 The Pirates are reverting to norm. They've lost 4 in a row and just got swept by Tampa.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2023 09:00 PM (uia9V)

193 Puddleglum at work

If MS-13 wanted to make a splash, Brennan would be a good target. And the average intelligence and morality of the human race would go up a fraction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

194 190 Jays sucking tonight too
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 08:58 PM (Vwz3I)

Oh No...

...anyway, GO TRIBE

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:01 PM (CCSxw)

195 187 Claim is Brennan insisted that Joey needed a talking point for the debate.
Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (3byMq)

Joey took a legalistic claim and changed to a certainty

they said it looked like

Joey changed to "it is"

they will hide behind that distinction

Posted by: REDACTED at May 04, 2023 09:01 PM (us2H3)

196 So what happens when a bunch of illegals, already coming from violence-ridden countries, can't get food without a big struggle?

Nothing good, IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

197 Haliaeetus leucocephalus.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

198 I remember laughing and laughing every time Patrick Roy would absolutely stone the Bruins. Other than Roy the Canadiens of that time were hated in Beantown.

Kind of like the faked drama of the 70s Yankees RedSox

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:04 PM (3byMq)

199 An osprey is a seahawk.
Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2023 08:57 PM (gLRfa)

I'm a victim of an old golf cliche:

At our course, any birdie made after hitting into a water hazard was called an Osprey...or a Sea Eagle

So I beg an indulgence for my real world ignorance

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:05 PM (CCSxw)

200 It's happening in the penguin world, too.
Posted by: Love One Another at May 04, 2023 08:01 PM

Not if we can help it!

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 04, 2023 09:05 PM (a3Q+t)

201 The network keeps showing those Toronto idiots jumping up and down outside the arena after the Leaves score. Can we see a shot when the Panthers score?

Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2023 09:06 PM (9hBdN)

202 they will hide behind that distinction
Posted by: REDACTED

Joey also put it in Scranton-ese.
"They all said it was GaRbAgE!!11!"

Lying is Joey. Joey is lying. Water when wet is wet.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:06 PM (3byMq)

203 Mazel tov vmom

And a prayer for speedy and complete healing for Mr. Moki

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 09:07 PM (EZebt)

204 So what happens when a bunch of illegals, already coming from violence-ridden countries, can't get food without a big struggle?

That's when you point them past your place and toward the affluent suburbs down the road. Using the muzzle of a shotgun is helpful and instructive. Downright neighborly, really.

And who knows - the faint glow of Biff and Buffy's McMansion burning after dusk might have a Kinkade-like charm.

Posted by: Mentioned in Mayfair at May 04, 2023 09:07 PM (Cuhby)

205 189 How about instead of jail they all get 3 minutes of baseball bats or tire irons.
Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 08:58 PM (3byMq)

Sell tickets. Twenty a pop.

Halve the national debt in a week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2023 09:07 PM (XtkZj)

206 201 The network keeps showing those Toronto idiots jumping up and down outside the arena after the Leaves score. Can we see a shot when the Panthers score?
Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2023 09:06 PM (9hBdN)

Unfortunately the Cat's don't have that rabid of a fan base.

I doubt they have a party in the plaza down in Sunrise.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:07 PM (CCSxw)

207 Oh No...

...anyway, GO TRIBE
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I haven't watched them at all -- cancelled cable sports packages over P.C. -- but they were doing so well, including killing the Mariners' streak, but it's probably 5 losses in a row now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (Vwz3I)

208 Psycho, are you getting the hang of this retirement thing yet?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (pTb/Z)

209 browndog:

JS is traveling on business.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (3ImbR)

210 No, I want to see a shot of the Toronto fans after Florida scores.

Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (9hBdN)

211 all around the net, but not in
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 08:34 PM

Come to us, baby. One of us will get you in the crease.

Posted by: Stacey, Lena, and Trig at May 04, 2023 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

212 209 browndog:

JS is traveling on business.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (3ImbR)

Ahhhh, thank you...I was concerned...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:09 PM (CCSxw)

213 IrishEi! We're open for business! I hope you can come. Write me at novamome at protonmail dot com for the deets!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:10 PM (pTb/Z)

214 Posted by: AlaBAMA

My choice would be the baseball bat. Such balance much follow-through. One knee, rib shot, back of the neck. Ded.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:11 PM (3byMq)

215 210 No, I want to see a shot of the Toronto fans after Florida scores.
Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2023 09:08 PM (9hBdN)

Ahhh...you like to see the looks of dejection

I approve...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

216 It's been great so far thanks bluebell. Took Mrs. F. out for pad thai today. Been doing yoga x2 daily and 5 miles. Slept until 3:30!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 09:11 PM (EZebt)

217 Penalty killed

Play remains in the Leafs zone

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

218 Mentioned in Mayfair

Belt fed weapons speak louder.

I have a business idea to have a semi-circular metal stand near the doorway. With thick steel Krupp-B armor. Angled to shed bullets. Like a bastion.

And with a port for your own weapon. Protection is needed as the high-trust country I grew up in is disappearing.

Should I look into this?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

219 It's been great so far thanks bluebell. Took Mrs. F. out for pad thai today. Been doing yoga x2 daily and 5 miles. Slept until 3:30!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2023 09:11 PM (EZebt)
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That sounds wonderful! I hope you can eventually get to the point where you can sleep through the whole night, although everyone will miss you in Pixy's thread.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:12 PM (pTb/Z)

220 How did the Leafs not get a stick on that...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw)

221 Hi bluebell!

I'm really bummed that I won't be able to come this year because I've got a family wedding that same day. I've delayed telling you because I was hoping they'd call the wedding off, but so far no luck.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:13 PM (3ImbR)

222 Haliaeetus leucocephalus.
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2023 09:03 PM

I thought you were more of a Pygoscelis papua man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

223 Oh my

Such action at both ends...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw)

224 170 Darth Vader......may the fourth be with you ...
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Disney Lucasarts apparently decided not to recognize 40th anniversary of Return of the Jedi. A fan group was able to get ROTJ shown in various theaters across the nation. If it's still possible to see it, do so.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 04, 2023 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

225 The most powerful and insane country the World has ever seen.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 04, 2023 09:14 PM (kwa+0)

226 Leafs showing some life...

Bobrovsky a stalwart in the net

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:16 PM (CCSxw)

227 post again

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)

228 I've delayed telling you because I was hoping they'd call the wedding off, but so far no luck.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:13 PM (3ImbR)
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Ha! Well, if you have to miss the MoMe, a family wedding is a pretty good reason, I will grudgingly admit.

I hope you are well.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (pTb/Z)

229 The goalies best friend

A post!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (CCSxw)

230 "We'll let this shit-filled cunt routinely violate the rights of our citizens day in and out for years, but as soon as her policies leave an outsider maimed, and bring embarrassment to the Party, then we'll oust her. Not prosecute her, mind you. Just ask her to quit."

This, right here, is why I'm not a patriot anymore. Fuck all of this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (oINRc)

231 Bobrovsky is under attack. Ukraine drones?

Posted by: Wally at May 04, 2023 09:18 PM (9hBdN)

232 Ha! Well, if you have to miss the MoMe, a family wedding is a pretty good reason, I will grudgingly admit.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (pTb/Z)

If there's an open bar.

Posted by: BignJames at May 04, 2023 09:18 PM (AwYPR)

233 Cats can't get caught running around in their own end

They need to settle things down, or the Leafs will make them pay

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:19 PM (CCSxw)

234 If there's an open bar.
Posted by: BignJames at May 04, 2023 09:18 PM (AwYPR)
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Good catch.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:19 PM (pTb/Z)

235
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2023 09:20 PM (ENBF0)

236 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 04, 2023 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

237 Nylander is doing everything but scoring

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:20 PM (CCSxw)

238 Hockey at this level really is something to behold. Maybe if marathons were run at full sprint for the duration it would match.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:20 PM (3byMq)

239 >>>I hope you are well.
~~~~~

Doing well. How are you and Mr. bluebell, and all the little bluebells?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:22 PM (3ImbR)

240 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM (oINRc)
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YD. Grab your brother and come up to the NoVaMoMe. We're only a state away. And you can hang out with a bunch of Morons. What's not to like?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:22 PM (pTb/Z)

241 3rd period is half over

Leafs playing desperation hockey at the moment...and it's only gonna get more desperate

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:22 PM (CCSxw)

242 that was close

i'd be pissed at that icing call too

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:23 PM (CCSxw)

243 Should I look into this?

Dude ... lighten up.

Posted by: Marvin Heemeyer at May 04, 2023 09:24 PM (Cuhby)

244 Doing well. How are you and Mr. bluebell, and all the little bluebells?
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:22 PM (3ImbR)
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We are good! I am about to abandon my primary career of ordering and returning mother of the bride dresses, and move on to my secondary career of ordering and returning shoes to go with the as-yet undetermined dress. It's been an exciting time.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:24 PM (pTb/Z)

245 shoot, numbnutz

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:24 PM (Vwz3I)

246 Oh My Lord

What action in the Cat's zone...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:25 PM (CCSxw)

247 Playoff hockey really shows how much deeper the talent is in the NHL. Pre-international, 2, maybe 3, teams could skate and pass like this.

And the league let the slug teams play with rugby rules. Except you couldn't gaze at Gretzky, let alone make contact.

Now, it's just fantastic.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 04, 2023 09:25 PM (8AONa)

248 Kathy Hochul my incompetent governor has weighed in on the Neely matter saying his family deserves justice and the video showed the Marine was wrong. Fuck her with a pineapple sideways using her native Buffalo wing sauce as lubr

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 04, 2023 09:26 PM (eFaiq)

249 Still there is quite a lot of mugging that goes on when the offense collapse 2 or 3 down into the crease, but yes excellent. Lots of knowing where everyone is. Great stuff.

80s 85-86 Celtics had that in spades.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:29 PM (3byMq)

250 That could have won the game for the Cat's...

Keep up the pressure Florida

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:30 PM (CCSxw)

251 230 "We'll let this shit-filled cunt routinely violate the rights of our citizens day in and out for years, but as soon as her policies leave an outsider maimed, and bring embarrassment to the Party, then we'll oust her. Not prosecute her, mind you. Just ask her to quit."

This, right here, is why I'm not a patriot anymore. Fuck all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2023 09:17 PM Among other things, for me at least.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:31 PM (Uv0D2)

252 Leafs fans are aging in dog years as this game winds down...

A loss would be disasterous

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:32 PM (CCSxw)

253 IrishEi! We're open for business! I hope you can come. Write me at novamome at protonmail dot com for the deets!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open!

I thought that said "for the debts " !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2023 09:34 PM (T4tVD)

254 Time out...call time out and check the goalie...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:36 PM (CCSxw)

255 All the Leafs best players are on the ice...

Bobrovsky 1st Star tonight

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:38 PM (CCSxw)

256 It's been an exciting time.
~~~~~

I'm so happy for you! When's the big day?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:39 PM (3ImbR)

257 247

Just more foreigners stealing our jobs. 😀

Posted by: Montec at May 04, 2023 09:39 PM (5ymEq)

258 @254

perfect time for an Andy Reed sock...

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:40 PM (3byMq)

259 1:28 left in regulation

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:40 PM (CCSxw)

260 Fuqin Ryan O'reilly...

Puck cleared

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:41 PM (CCSxw)

261 I'm so happy for you! When's the big day?
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2023 09:39 PM (3ImbR)
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Same day as the MoMe, but I have my priorities straight.

Just kidding. It's in July.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 04, 2023 09:42 PM (pTb/Z)

262 Take that Laffs...

Down 2-0 and heading to Florida

Life is good...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:42 PM (CCSxw)

263 Fiddlydeedee. After all, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:43 PM (Vwz3I)

264 Dinner time for the 'dog

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:43 PM (CCSxw)

265 "Self defense against a kangaroo?"

Really? Why not just a .44 Magnum?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2023 09:46 PM (ZCCyW)

266 Down 2-0 and heading to Florida
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I don't know. I've seen plenty of series where the home teams exchanged losses, especially in the first four.

I guess I'll go back to ignoring them, as I was doing when they were winning.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:47 PM (Vwz3I)

267 Just for laughs a guest on Hannity when Hannity invariably starts answering the question he's just asked the guest should grab one of those little footballs and bean the fucker. If Jerry Rivers was on you'd get the bonus of him jumping to defend his great American host from the slings and arrows....

Meanwhile, the guest could shrug xir shoulders and give a "Oh no, Anyways" as the studio audience gasps in horror!

I wouldn't be watching, just saying it would be funny.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:48 PM (3byMq)

268 Kangaroo, moron of marsupial world.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:49 PM (Uv0D2)

269 Just watched Nefarious.

Very intense. I don't know if I'd recommend it or not.

Genuinely disturbing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2023 09:49 PM (1dM/9)

270 CBD @ 265-
.44 mag ruins a lot of meat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:51 PM (Uv0D2)

271 So Lawerence B. Jones is going to replace Tucker Carlson. Hmmm......

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2023 09:51 PM (IlL6s)

272 266 Down 2-0 and heading to Florida
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I don't know. I've seen plenty of series where the home teams exchanged losses, especially in the first four.

I guess I'll go back to ignoring them, as I was doing when they were winning.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 09:47 PM (Vwz3I)

Yeah...but this is the Leafs were talking about.

Underachievers of the first order.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 09:52 PM (CCSxw)

273 271 permanently?

Posted by: Montec at May 04, 2023 09:52 PM (5ymEq)

274 So what's going on with the Widow Hannity?

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:53 PM (Uv0D2)

275 .44 mag ruins a lot of meat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:51 PM (Uv0D2)

True...how about a 5.7x28?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2023 09:53 PM (ZCCyW)

276 @273 Montec-sounded like it. Watching a live stream of Hotep Nation. He just mentioned it, said theres your scoop for the day. We'll see.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2023 09:55 PM (IlL6s)

277 Given the trouble Fox is in, I think "permanent " currently means about 2 weeks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2023 09:56 PM (S6gqv)

278 Kathy Hochul my incompetent governor has weighed in on the Neely matter saying his family deserves justice and the video showed the Marine was wrong.

Nothing like biasing the jury by declaring without any form of trial or due process that the Marine is guilty.

I guess a pardon is not possible.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2023 09:57 PM (YXHzG)

279 CBD, seventeen 5.7X28s makes what, one .45acp?

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 09:57 PM (Uv0D2)

280 So Lawerence B. Jones is going to replace Tucker Carlson. Hmmm......

That is like trying to replace Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2023 09:57 PM (YXHzG)

281 Posted by: Tom Servo

A veritable fortnight one might say.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:58 PM (3byMq)

282 Wasn't there a widow chicken in FogHornLegHorn?

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:59 PM (3byMq)

283 I'm drinking a little less Bud Light and I only watch my favorite NFL, NBA, and NHL teams, but there's no way I can cut back on Fox News! I gotta stay informed! Oh, I gotta go -- just got a delivery from Amazon!

Posted by: Grand Old Pussy at May 04, 2023 10:00 PM (ik/65)

284 Thursday is fish night in Cuidad Eromero. You might ask 'Why, Eromero?'. Why is because trash truck runs Friday mornings.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:02 PM (Uv0D2)

285 Apparently Hotep is friends with Lawerence Jones. He's angling for a segment called the Nightly Conservative Grifter Report. Said Candace Owens is a Sith Lord of conservative grifters and Big Ben is the main Sith.

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2023 10:02 PM (IlL6s)

286 Thursday is fish night in Cuidad Eromero. You might ask 'Why, Eromero?'. Why is because trash truck runs Friday mornings.
Posted by: Eromero

Wednesday and Sunday are 'anything with a bone' night here for the same reason.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:04 PM (7fSS7)

287 282 Wasn't there a widow chicken in FogHornLegHorn?
Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 09:59 PM (3byMq)

Prissy...

But I thought she was a spinster

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 10:04 PM (CCSxw)

288 Why is because trash truck runs Friday mornings.
Posted by: Eromero

Eromero is trash talking on the Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:06 PM (7fSS7)

289 Prissy was one hot chick.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:07 PM (Uv0D2)

290 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:08 PM (qpPdw)

291 Hi Ladyl!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:08 PM (7fSS7)

292 Hi AZ Deplorable!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:09 PM (qpPdw)

293 290 Good evening, dear Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:08 PM (qpPdw)

Hola youngster...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 10:10 PM (CCSxw)

294 What's up for cinco de quatro? Breakfast tacos?

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:10 PM (Uv0D2)

295 There is coming a time,

when even the most usually steadfast and compassionate conservatives are gonna spit on their hands, hoist the Black Flag and begin slitting throats...

and a long time coming it has been...

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 04, 2023 10:10 PM (J00IM)

296 Eromero is trash talking on the Cafe!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:06 PM

Unpossible. He's spoken well of the .45 ACP.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2023 10:11 PM (a3Q+t)

297 Hola, Browndog!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:11 PM (qpPdw)

298 Breakfast burrito maybe, egg, chorizo, bacon, cheese, sour cream, with fresh onions, cilantro, and hot sauce added after the rest is cooked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:12 PM (7fSS7)

299 Methinks 'Little' might be keeping Dave busy...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:15 PM (7fSS7)

300 Breakfast burrito maybe, egg, chorizo, bacon, cheese, sour cream, with fresh onions, cilantro, and hot sauce added after the rest is cooked.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:12 PM (7fSS7)

Don't forget the taters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2023 10:15 PM (y/a4v)

301 Yes,

Let's serve Desayuno for the invasion next week.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 04, 2023 10:16 PM (J00IM)

302 Underachievers of the first order.
Posted by: browndog
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That's not true.

They always blow it in Game 7.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 10:17 PM (Vwz3I)

303 And now........
'Who cares if you don't even have enough to buy a pair of mod a-go go stretch elastic pants? There will come a time when you can even pull your clothes off when you dance. Wa wa wa wa...

Zappa saw the future

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:17 PM (Uv0D2)

304
Don't forget the taters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin

They use french fries for the 'taters' around here... I'll keep skipping them in my BBs

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:17 PM (7fSS7)

305 They use french fries for the 'taters' around here... I'll keep skipping them in my BBs
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:17 PM (7fSS7)

Well, that's disappointing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2023 10:18 PM (y/a4v)

306 That is like trying to replace Rush Limbaugh.

Which is unpossible.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 04, 2023 10:18 PM (Xrfse)

307
Well, that's disappointing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Not as disappointing as finding one place used a 'fish stick' in their 'fish' taco!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:19 PM (7fSS7)

308 What is taters, precious?
Potatoes fried up with tomato, onion, bacon.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:20 PM (Uv0D2)

309 I'm finally awake for an ONT.....and it ain't here.

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2023 10:20 PM (T4tVD)

310 The cock of the walk?
Posted by: fd at May 04, 2023 08:22 PM (iayUP)

Not a bad little pipe tune. That one is short-listed for the groom's entrance music if I ever get married.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2023 10:21 PM (4GxJn)

311 302 Underachievers of the first order.
Posted by: browndog
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That's not true.

They always blow it in Game 7.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 10:17 PM (Vwz3I)

...and they at least made it to the playoffs

For me it's 2011 and counting.

But 2023/2024 is the year of The Sabre

You heard it here first...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2023 10:21 PM (CCSxw)

312 JT!

How's the bird bath?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2023 10:21 PM (U2p+3)

313 Director of engineering is in town, she and two senior managers are digging into why a one of their programs is having problems. My name gets dropped all fucking morning ( while my innocent ass is working hard). About 1130, I get a call, 'can you come in. We need to speak with you'.
Fuck. Now I'm in trouble says Bif.
Nope.
Now Bif has another gawd damned job, bailing out another fucking program. Ten year dealio, and the gvmt hasn't got a single fooking requirement. I get to unfuck that mess. Whoohoo, may I have another, sir?

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 04, 2023 10:21 PM (3CCua)

314 Not a bad little pipe tune. That one is short-listed for the groom's entrance music if I ever get married.
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Not "Donald, Where's Yer Trewsers"??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 10:22 PM (Vwz3I)

315 Congratulations VS5!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2023 10:22 PM (anj39)

316 Not as disappointing as finding one place used a 'fish stick' in their 'fish' taco!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:19 PM (7fSS7)

They should not be selling food to people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2023 10:23 PM (y/a4v)

317 Yea!

Posted by: Rex B at May 04, 2023 10:24 PM (dgvn5)

318 Now Bif has another gawd damned job, bailing out another fucking program. Ten year dealio, and the gvmt hasn't got a single fooking requirement.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Those are the worse projects to get sucked into!
Here is what you asked for customer... no I want it in plaid. DOH!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:24 PM (7fSS7)

319 Bif.
When you're good...you're good!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2023 10:24 PM (anj39)

320 JT!

How's the bird bath?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Dark.

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2023 10:25 PM (T4tVD)

321 Don't tater me, bro!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 10:26 PM (Vwz3I)

322 >>> 284 Thursday is fish night in Cuidad Eromero. You might ask 'Why, Eromero?'. Why is because trash truck runs Friday mornings.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:02 PM (Uv0D2)

*nods*

Mr E is wise.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2023 10:26 PM (llON8)

323 Someone's gonna have to throw something at WD.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 04, 2023 10:26 PM (tp+tP)

324 Nurse!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:27 PM (qpPdw)

325 What is taters, precious?
Potatoes fried up with tomato, onion, bacon.
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2023 10:20 PM (Uv0D2

Maybe a bit of garlic.
Damnit, I'm hungry now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2023 10:27 PM (y/a4v)

326 Helena!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2023 10:27 PM (qpPdw)

327 Bif sounds like my brother-in-law.
BIL I'm retiring.
Owner OK hire and train your replacement
BIL Hey, that other manager just poached one of the 2 guys I brought on to replace me!
Owner That's okay, you can work part time until they can do your job to. DOH!
And they want him back in *TWO* years when another piece of the project comes through... FULL TIME!
Double DOH retirement!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:28 PM (7fSS7)

328 Git WD on the batphone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2023 10:29 PM (y/a4v)

329 WeirdDave's gonna say "Sorry, I'm late. What'd I miss?"

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 10:29 PM (3byMq)

330 When I ran things, the ONT ran on time.

Posted by: B. Mussolini at May 04, 2023 10:29 PM (s12c9)

331 What's the excuse pool up to?

Has anyone picked car trouble yet?
Put me down for a buck on car trouble.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 04, 2023 10:29 PM (DM3oU)

332 Who stole the ONT?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2023 10:29 PM (klJTj)

333 NOOD ONT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2023 10:30 PM (7fSS7)

334 And then we'll look askance and lecture on his misuse of a comma. Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: micky at May 04, 2023 10:32 PM (3byMq)

335 192 The Pirates are reverting to norm. They've lost 4 in a row and just got swept by Tampa.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 04, 2023 09:00 PM (uia9V)

Aren't the Pirates mathematically eliminated on "Pitchers and Catchers Report"?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2023 10:32 PM (4GxJn)

336 Not "Donald, Where's Yer Trewsers"??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 04, 2023 10:22 PM (Vwz3I)

Church wedding, Mass and all. Need a little bit of decorum.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2023 10:36 PM (4GxJn)

337
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