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Incompetent Liar Karine Jean-Pierre Lies About Immigration Being Down 90 f'n' percent Due to Biden's Policies; When Peter Doocey Asks Her From Which Realm of Middle-Earth This Farcical Number Comes From, She Accuses Him of "Dramatics"

This Oompa-Loompa is lying to you.

Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA

Colleague @pdoocy asks @PressSec about her false claim yesterday that illegal immigration is down 90%.

KJP tells Peter he is being "dramatic", then goes on to say she was talking about the parole program for a handful of countries, but she *never* specified that yesterday. Her claim yesterday was that illegal immigration in general was down 90% and at no point did she mention the context of the parole program for Venezuelans, Cubans, Nicaraguans, and Haitians.


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1 1st

Posted by: GF at May 02, 2023 02:47 PM (aJxr8)

2 A lurkers first

Posted by: Dandolo at May 02, 2023 02:47 PM (aIMCZ)

3 She wants to put me out of business!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

4 Biden's 2024 campaign sticker:

Illegal immigration numbers are down, Bud Light sales are up!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

5 Ace,

That is a grave insult to Oompa-Loompas...

KJR is an AA Theodora Ruxpin doll

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (hsRrI)

6 Well, shite. Foiled.

Posted by: Dandolo at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (aIMCZ)

7 I NOODed. My coworkers aren't amused.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

8 5 Biden's 2024 campaign sticker:

Illegal immigration numbers are down, Bud Light sales are up!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

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Chocolate rations have been raised from 25g to 20g. Praise Big Brother!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (xPkf4)

9 Well, it's been some time since I read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" but I think the Oompa Loompas were harder workers than KJP is, and probably nicer with more of a sense of humor than she has.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (Keyt1)

10 She was also asked why Biden won't acknowledged his seventh grandchild and she wanted nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (xPl2J)

11 KJP tells Peter he is being "dramatic", then goes on to say she was talking about the parole program for a handful of countries, but she *never* specified that yesterday. Her claim yesterday was that illegal immigration in general was down 90% and at no point did she mention the context of the parole program for Venezuelans, Cubans, Nicaraguans, and Haitians.
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I was about to comment that it's a pity that she's so dumb, but it really isn't. It's hilarious. It's fitting. It's totally appropriate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (O4oKn)

12 The latest lie from the Biden Fraudulency. Exposed as have been all the rest.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (KATBx)

13 If you harnessed this woman's mental energy, you couldn't toast a crouton.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (wb1YC)

14 Lied about it, got called out, lied about something else. That evens it out.

Posted by: KJP at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (dTFZY)

15 Man that Muppet is weird…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (PCK5/)

16 "dramatics"


I wonder which focus group they tested to come up with that one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (ncXxy)

17 I bet KJP relaxes with a Transheuser-Busch after work...

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (i7Q7S)

18 eerr KJP

where did that 'R' come from? Or am I confusing her with Mittels Rombley who is another useless waste of oxygen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (hsRrI)

19 12 I was about to comment that it's a pity that she's so dumb, but it really isn't. It's hilarious. It's fitting. It's totally appropriate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (O4oKn)

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"She sure showed that poopy head! She's so dreamy and smart!"
-DU, definitely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (xPkf4)

20 She wants to put me out of business!
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)
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We took care of that already

Posted by: America back when it had functional armed forces and power-projection capability at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (O4oKn)

21 it is down 90% -- from one-million a month to 100,000!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (Vwz3I)

22 Lesbians lie a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (0chEi)

23 So 90% it is.
- LAT, NYT, WaPo, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NPR

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (OalnH)

24 At this point, a fruit fly has more brain power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (hsRrI)

25 the lie writers went on strike, so she did her best.

Posted by: henry at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (JMDly)

26 The Immig Ration is down, comrade.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (d0d1W)

27 KJP was correct. She understands how the chocolate rations works and has applied that to immigration. Chocolate rations go up. Illegal immigration goes down. See how simple it is?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

28 I bet KJP relaxes with a Transheuser-Busch after work...
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (i7Q7S)
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She strikes me much more as a "box of chardonnay" type.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (O4oKn)

29 9 5 Biden's 2024 campaign sticker:

Illegal immigration numbers are down, Bud Light sales are up!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

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Chocolate rations have been raised from 25g to 20g. Praise Big Brother!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (xPkf4)

A bug in every pot and two electrical vehicles in every garage!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

30 23 Lesbians lie a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (0chEi)

And eat out a lot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

31 It takes two to lie, Doocy. One to lie, and one to listen.

Posted by: Homer Jean-Pierre at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (ivvNA)

32 24 So 90% it is.
- LAT, NYT, WaPo, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NPR
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (OalnH)

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"Why do we have to fortify harder and harder every year? The newspapers are telling me that things are great!"
-Philly election worker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (xPkf4)

33 Mopsy looks wore out...

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (dzZCL)

34 Snizz snackin' liar!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

35 Lesbians lie a lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (0chEi)

Shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (J2e7u)

36 30 9 5 Biden's 2024 campaign sticker:

Illegal immigration numbers are down, Bud Light sales are up!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

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Chocolate rations have been raised from 25g to 20g. Praise Big Brother!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:48 PM (xPkf4)

A bug in every pot and two electrical vehicles in every garage!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

Electric Vehicles generate a nice hot fire. Will keep you warm for the night (or for the rest of you life if you're inside the car).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

37 They'll come up with some jobs "saved or created" to justify it. See without Biden's genius we'd have 1M illegals coming across every day. But we only have 100K, so really we reduced it by 90%.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (OalnH)

38 You mean they now have a box wine that says Chardonnay?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (hsRrI)

39 Next they're going to tell us the stawk market is at record highs, banks are in great shape, and it's never been a better time to borrow money for a house or to start a business. America is BACK. Not a joke.
The Brandon ads are writing themselves.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (HCqyx)

40 34 Mopsy looks wore out...
--------------
Susan was hard on the Pollywog last night.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (0chEi)

41 So I watched the clip. The "dramatics" that the box of rocks mentioned are Doocey providing context - the specific numbers from CBP. Doocey asked the question and provided support for the question, but she wanted to answer without hearing that support.

Thus the quoting of CBP's own figures were the "dramatics."

Funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (O4oKn)

42 29 I bet KJP relaxes with a Transheuser-Busch after work...
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (i7Q7S)
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She strikes me much more as a "box of chardonnay" type.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (O4oKn)
______________

She's Haitian, isn't she? Haitian girls can drink and generally prefer harder stuff. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

43 And I thought we hit rock bottom with Psaki.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (rJ48h)

44 So she lied, because liars lie. Then when called on it, she lied again.
Which fulfills the number one rule of liars in government; answer the question but with another lie and expect a compliant press to cover for you.

Posted by: BLM agitator unclear on the concept at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (FCbAQ)

45 "dramatics"


I wonder which focus group they tested to come up with that one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (ncXxy)

Watch you see is what you get

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (mR6Gs)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (T4tVD)

47 "Her claim yesterday was that illegal immigration in general was down 90% and at no point did she mention the context of the parole program for Venezuelans, Cubans, Nicaraguans, and Haitians.



This is like shoplifting/small theft crime rate being way down in San Franciso.

Posted by: Writers Gild at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (cUYo/)

48 The lesbians were certainly lying in this morning’s art.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (7f/ne)

49 42 Thus the quoting of CBP's own figures were the "dramatics."

Funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:52 PM (O4oKn)

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Where are the smart, old school liberal reporters who think this whole thing is an embarrassment?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (xPkf4)

50 44 And I thought we hit rock bottom with Psaki.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (rJ48h)

Saki >>> Psaki

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

51 We lie. Next question.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (N5C4b)

52 So asking about an answer to a question from the previous day's press conference is now "dramatic".

Female ✅
Black ✅
Lesbian ✅
Mentally Retarded ✅

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (wb1YC)

53 KJP needs tro wear a fresh suit when she goes into the Lying Room. She raised her arm to call on someone and her sweat was grossly visible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (xW5lw)

54 Mopsy looks wore out...
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (dzZCL)
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I give her until the end of summer, maybe, before she "resigns" and is replaced with someone equally incompetent, stupid and deceitful but who is also hideously ugly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (O4oKn)

55 So when will KJP flounce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (hsRrI)

56 KJP should just come out at these "press conferences" and dance around to "Da' Dip" By Freak Nasty.

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip, you dip, we dip
You put yours then I put mine
Then we can dip down low
And roll and grind...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (MZjWj)

57 Karine Jean-Pierre has a white girlfriend. Why do all these Strong Empowered Women of Color seem to have white partners or spouses? I can only think it's a form of trophy hunting.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

58 "You said yesterday that when it comes to illegal migration, you've seen it come down by more than 90%. Where did that number come from?"


Straight outta her ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (fjzHX)

59 Where are the smart, old school liberal reporters who think this whole thing is an embarrassment?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (xPkf4)
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The same place the always are and always were: in fantasy land.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (O4oKn)

60 49 The lesbians were certainly lying in this morning’s art.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (7f/ne)

It seemed rather Sapphic to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

61 /sockoff

And yet I should have mentioned that D's in government get to lie forever and

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (FCbAQ)

62 We had a special election today, to renew property tax millage on property that is not a principal residence.
I was the eighth person that voted. Five more hours until the polls close. Yikes.

A lady there said one election, they had FIVE voters total.

We get what we deserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

63 Well they could hire Fetterman's wife next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (hsRrI)

64 How come it isn't KJP-L?

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (HCqyx)

65 Filthy lying scum!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (BejKb)

66 Weaponized stupidity.

She only fools herself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (u82oZ)

67 This is the same as our chocolate rations being increased to 5 grams from 7 grams, right?

I bet circle-back girl Psaki is kicking herself in her ample ass for ditching that job. Seeing as how her media gig is in the shitter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (Q4IgG)

68 >>Mopsy looks wore out...

Creative outright lying takes a lot out of a person.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (N5C4b)

69 Next appropriation bill will include an exclusivity contract for Bud Light in all PX's and officer's clubs.

Posted by: Inogame at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (53oGX)

70 I think "Oh fuck you, Karine" would've been both an appropriate and hilarious response to her spew about "dramatics."

Posted by: One of these days...hopefully at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

71

Old Eyelids, at it again.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (P6qMv)

72 Mopsy looks wore out...
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at May 02, 2023 02:51 PM (dzZCL)


Yes, and her muppet hair is distinctly less springy too.

Posted by: spindrift at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (ivvNA)

73 63 We had a special election today, to renew property tax millage on property that is not a principal residence.
I was the eighth person that voted. Five more hours until the polls close. Yikes.

A lady there said one election, they had FIVE voters total.

We get what we deserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY

Sounds like you just need to get a group of friends and start selling results to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (eYoxG)

74 64 Well they could hire Fetterman's wife next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (hsRrI)

Be better with Fettermonster himself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

75 63 A lady there said one election, they had FIVE voters total.

We get what we deserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY

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Local governments love these off-cycle elections because no one pays attention and they tend to get what they want. It's a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (xPkf4)

76 Next SpokesLiar… Trannie Time???

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

77 A lady there said one election, they had FIVE voters total.

We get what we deserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY

That 5 was probably the poll workers

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (/6GbT)

78 That art this morning was pretty racy for a smart military blog.

*waves hand*

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (HCqyx)

79 "Local governments love these off-cycle elections because no one pays attention and they tend to get what they want. It's a thing."


Chicago says hello.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (rJ48h)

80 76 Next SpokesLiar… Trannie Time???

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

Dylan Mulvaney? Certainly can't tank Biden as badly as Budweiser

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

81 Yes, and her muppet hair is distinctly less springy too.

Eco-friendly hair care products will do that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:56 PM (hsRrI)

82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

83 Where are the smart, old school liberal reporters who think this whole thing is an embarrassment?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:53 PM (xPkf4)

Dead on the field, assuming any existed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

84 Mopsy. LOL. Well, we have a few NON energizer bunnies in the Biden administration. Mopsy, Flopsy (That might be Biden) Cottontail (Your guess on that one is as good as mine) and Peter (Buttigieg).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

85 At some point the lying becomes so brazen that you almost have to feel impressed in some way.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (nfrXX)

86 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

Yup. They managed to alienate just about everybody. Well done, Budweiser, well done.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

87 I will bet real money this stupid carpet muncher does not even know what Middle Earth Doocey is talking about, and likely never heard of Tolkien.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (pohLc)

88 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

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"Wait...I thought we could win this!"

I love how our lords and masters are generally morons. It provides for entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (xPkf4)

89 Local governments love these off-cycle elections because no one pays attention and they tend to get what they want. It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (xPkf4)

Yep.

I am currently 12.5% of the precinct, baby!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (ufFY8)

90 At some point the lying becomes so brazen that you almost have to feel impressed in some way.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (nfrXX)
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Yeah, their field of fucks is barren.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (O4oKn)

91 TPTB have a number of bigger assholes for this job when Ms. Carpetmuncher leaves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (V/jVi)

92 It’s hard to believe a Leftist would lie about something…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (Lyq2C)

93 Sounds like you just need to get a group of friends and start selling results to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 02:55 PM (eYoxG)

Hey, that's our turf pal! Watch it!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (J2e7u)

94 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)
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Excellent. MOAR!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (O4oKn)

95 84 Mopsy. LOL. Well, we have a few NON energizer bunnies in the Biden administration. Mopsy, Flopsy (That might be Biden) Cottontail (Your guess on that one is as good as mine) and Peter (Buttigieg).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

Hah!!

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

96 Surrounded by liars. And they're quite shameless. There's a bad moon on the rise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (Xrfse)

97 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

^^They are just trying to take back the Narrative so they can say "look what happened to Bud Light - they weren't woke ENOUGH"

Posted by: Iris at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (NaH5I)

98 She is probably correct. Biden's policies have destroyed the country to the point that no one wants to immigrate to this country...legally or illegally.

Posted by: JT Smith at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (FxdZx)

99 Ugandan Raggedy Ann is a terrible liar.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (r0Q9B)

100 OT:

So apparently, they have finished casting the FF, Adam Driver as Reed Richards, Margot Robbie as Sue Storm, an LGBTQWERTY actor as Johnny Storm and Seth Rogan as Ben Grimm.

Talk about box office poison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (up/3i)

101 97 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

^^They are just trying to take back the Narrative so they can say "look what happened to Bud Light - they weren't woke ENOUGH"
Posted by: Iris at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (NaH5I)

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Fine. Let them have that narrative. Let the rest of the corporate world believe it. Let them take it as gospel.

And let the rest of the corporate world follow in Bud Light's footsteps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (xPkf4)

102 Cottontail, that is what Jill Biden thinks her Secret Service code name is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (hsRrI)

103 KJP is a lying, dry, koont.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (JNTt1)

104 Surrounded by liars. And they're quite shameless. There's a bad moon on the rise.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2023 02:58 PM (Xrfse)

Bathroom's on the right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (V/jVi)

105 Since there's so much confusion on this, Big Brained Sharp as a Tack Shartpants Joe needs to come before the Press Corpse and personally make sure everyone understands The Truth.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (I+ZWa)

106 Trans women, now with 100% more penis.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (P6qMv)

107 We had a special election today, to renew property tax millage on property that is not a principal residence.
I was the eighth person that voted. Five more hours until the polls close. Yikes.

A lady there said one election, they had FIVE voters total.

We get what we deserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 02:54 PM


We are having a special election on a $63 million school bond. This is the third time it has been on the ballot. I went on the 2nd day of early voting and there was only one other person there voting. On normal elections there is a line to vote.


The school bond lost by one vote in November 2020 and by 20% last year. They are trying to sneak it in using a special single issue election that people normally do not show up to vote in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (ncXxy)

108 Ugandan Raggedy Ann is a terrible liar.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (r0Q9B)

Yes! Raggedy Ann. I knew she looked like something I couldn't quite place.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

109 This is the same as our chocolate rations being increased to 5 grams from 7 grams, right?
---+++---
No. It's the same as our chocolate rations being increased to 5 grams from 7 grams.

Don't make him yell. He's old.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (HCqyx)

110 Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott

Wake me when the brewery (down the street) paints out their bud light logo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (dpAEq)

111 >>>Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.

Ah, we have reached lesson two in woke politics: It's Never Enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake the Red at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (CwhoI)

112 Two parishioners at a Latin Mass Catholic church in rural Northern Virginia say they witnessed suspicious activity from what looked like FBI vehicles in February, a month after the FBI’s Richmond office published a now-rescinded internal memo focused on “radical-traditional Catholics.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

113 88 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

========

"Wait...I thought we could win this!"

I love how our lords and masters are generally morons. It provides for entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (xPkf4)

Guarantee there is at least one person with that internal marketing team who knew what a disaster this was going to be but kept their mouth shut so as not to be labeled a bigot.

And that person will never earn a raise or a promotion because they still can't be the one to say, "I told you so."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

114 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)


It's almost as if they should have just sat out the tranny-lympics and just focused on beer.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (0dJLW)

115 88 82 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

========

"Wait...I thought we could win this!"

I love how our lords and masters are generally morons. It provides for entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (xPkf4)
_________________

I just peed in my pants a little. Weren't the leftwing shiteaters out in force scolding conservatives for being stupid and petty enough to boycott shitty toilet-water beer over an ad? Now that the boycott is working and BL kicked the weirdo pervert to the curb, NOW the left is joining the boycott they bitched about? LOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

116 zerohedge @zerohedge · 36m
*ARMY AND MARINE FORCES WILL BE SENT TO BORDER, RYDER SAYS

Kamala strapping an M16?

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 34m
REPORTER: "Isn't this — sending troops to the border — another example where President Biden has taken President Trump's policies on immigration?"

KJP: "My colleagues at the Pentagon are gonna brief on this..."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 22m
BREAKING - US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

117 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (hsRrI)

LOL. I'm sure it's something not so cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (Keyt1)

118 Cottontail, that is what Jill Biden thinks her Secret Service code name is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (hsRrI)
++++
Cottontail
Peter Cottontail
An underwear-clad Kate Upton dancing to Peter Cottontail:
https://youtu.be/be5qLPmoMyg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (O4oKn)

119 Her eyes are like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Some Sea Captain at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (HCqyx)

120 So apparently, they have finished casting the FF, Adam Driver as Reed Richards, Margot Robbie as Sue Storm, an LGBTQWERTY actor as Johnny Storm and Seth Rogan as Ben Grimm.

***

Why don't they just set fire to 300 million dollars and send everybody home?

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (wb1YC)

121 Remember Kayla McEnenny?? Cue up “ Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end…”

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

122 I wonder which focus group they tested to come up with that one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 02:49 PM (ncXxy)

Get out of my head man

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (AehQy)

123 Immigration is down 90% in the villages and jails which are now empty.

Posted by: KJP at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (CaJIi)

124 REPORTER: "Isn't this — sending troops to the border — another example where President Biden has taken President Trump's policies on immigration?"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

Next thing you know, Biden's going to finish the wall.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (7B5FA)

125 Joe Biden lies now 200% more effective! Top of his class, truck driver, blonde leg hair faceoff with chain weilding Cornpop. He's practically Superman.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (P6qMv)

126 Jill's real SS name is Madame Sagginass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (pohLc)

127 DoD ROE for the new border soldiers - "You are to help anyone who is trying to cross the border. Once across the border release them."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (hsRrI)

128 "The National Debt has also been paid off and we're now running surpluses of $100 trillion per year. Is there nothing the Biden Economic Miracle can't do?"

In related news, The Babylon Bee has offered KJP a full-time gig when she's inevitably replaced by Dylan Mulvaney as Press Secretary ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (Wn1w4)

129 The school bond lost by one vote in November 2020 and by 20% last year. They are trying to sneak it in using a special single issue election that people normally do not show up to vote in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 03:00 PM (ncXxy)

Yep. Amazing how fast gubmint can work when their funding gets removed or threatened, like the library refunding thing.
Our millage would affect about $16 million.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (ufFY8)

130 127 DoD ROE for the new border soldiers - "You are to help anyone who is trying to cross the border. Once across the border release them."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (hsRrI)

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"If the cartels fire upon you, kill yourselves."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (xPkf4)

131 US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon

Sent to enforce tranny rights, I would guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (Xrfse)

132 Kamala, we want you on that wall. We NEED you on that wall.

Posted by: Commander In Chief Joe at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (HCqyx)

133 BREAKING - US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon


Tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: John J Pershing at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (CwhoI)

134 Sent to enforce tranny rights, I would guess.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2023 03:03 PM (Xrfse)
++++
Nah, sent to help the CBP process the new arrivals into the country. There are a *lot* of people to catch and release, and so they need some surge capacity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (O4oKn)

135 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S.


I suspect this is a trick get me to drink that swill to show my patriotism or something. Not going to work.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (cUYo/)

136 114 LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Left-wing activists are now calling for a Bud Light boycott because they aren't defending Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2023 02:57 PM (X4R3E)

It's almost as if they should have just sat out the tranny-lympics and just focused on beer.
Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (0dJLW)

The silver lining for Bud Light is that these gaping fartclams were never Bud Light drinkers to begin with.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

137 Lying, lying liars.

They're also pushing it's the Republicans that want to defund the police.

And the Republicans want kids to die of fentanyl.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

138 Once across the border release them.

with a phone, cash, map, and bus tickets.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (Sv58p)

139 Thank you, Ace.
Blatant lies like those of KJP are hallmarks of apparatchiks operating within juntas.

Posted by: democrats Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (0q+t6)

140 It's nearly time for Democrats to start pretending to be patriotic.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:04 PM (AehQy)

141 @57 I think kjp girlfriend is former CNN reporter Suzanne Malvaux who I think is what the people in New Orleans would call a quadroon or an octoroon.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (jkTww)

142 Ugandan Raggedy Ann is a terrible liar.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 02:59 PM (r0Q9B)

I was calling her Baby Groot, but Ugandan Raggedy Ann, NICE.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (9VZ9T)

143 KJP channeling her inner Lori Lightfoot.
I've got the biggest dick in this room.

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (ME+91)

144 There will be a ribbon awarded for the Southern Border Defense 2023.

Posted by: Commander In Chief Joe at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (HCqyx)

145 Republicans like Ron DeSantis want to expose your kids to trannies and porn!

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (AehQy)

146 I think describing Senile Joe as sharp as a tack is condescending. That's a phrase you apply to 95 year old gramma.

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

147 zerohedge @zerohedge · 36m
*ARMY AND MARINE FORCES WILL BE SENT TO BORDER, RYDER SAYS

Kamala strapping an M16?

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 34m
REPORTER: "Isn't this — sending troops to the border — another example where President Biden has taken President Trump's policies on immigration?"

KJP: "My colleagues at the Pentagon are gonna brief on this..."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 22m
BREAKING - US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

So what are the cartels going to do with the equipment we leave behind when we run away from THERE.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:05 PM (eoQWY)

148 I watched it, and it seemed like she did not mean to accuse Doocey of being dramatic. However, as WH Spokesperson, she is too stupid to come up with the right word. In this case, she probably meant "metrics" but was not smart enough to say that. But she is still a Black Lesbian.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (94BgK)

149 Report: 35K Migrants Wait in Juarez, Mexico, to Rush Southern Border When Biden Ends Title 42

https://tinyurl.com/342paedb

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (ighIh)

150 If the Tranny Moment is passing, if the Party decides these dickchoppers are more a liability than an asset, then Mulvaney will switch back to being regular fag in the snap of a finger. This is fake. This is a cash grab.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (oINRc)

151 I still want to see dat azz before I completely write the Muppet off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (aD39U)

152 Remember Kayla McEnenny??

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)


Is she Kayleigh's twin sister?!? Cuz that would be some serious cause for seed spilling!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (0dJLW)

153 The cartels are probably BETTER armed than the American military nowadays…

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

154 152 Remember Kayla McEnenny??

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

Is she Kayleigh's twin sister?!? Cuz that would be some serious cause for seed spilling!
Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (0dJLW)

Oops!

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

155 US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon

***

US military recruiters everywhere just pulled a fresh bottle of liquor out of the drawer.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (wb1YC)

156 Report: 35K Migrants Wait in Juarez, Mexico, to Rush Southern Border When Biden Ends Title 42



Ma Dueces up! Interlocking fields of fire! Map it!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (fjzHX)

157 Actually it is wonder KJP did not squeeze hard and shoot some urine in Doocy's direction,
Well in a manner of speaking she did.......you know, to get Doocy's mind right.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (MeDg4)

158 Kayleigh and her twin. Oh mamma mia I need to lay down stat

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (AehQy)

159 O/T -- Our small city has a large Republican Women's organization that frequently invites speakers. Just heard a local radio advertisement for an upcoming speech by Charlie Kirk of TPUSA.

It mentioned that he would be proceeded and introduced by Lindsey Graham -- "The Patriot Barbie." I'm thinking, did I hear that right?

LOL, it turns out there's an actual woman by that name who's some conservative activist I think from Oregon. Damn, I thought they were mocking Miss Lindsay ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (cIHlY)

160 This reminds me of Stalin's "Dizzy with Success" speech at the height of the purges.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (Dgupd)

161 Heh! This is damn funny. Feminists enjoy! No scratch for you bitch!

https://tinyurl.com/mt47e8hh

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (pohLc)

162 Joe Biden’s incompetent Secretary of Interior Deb Haaland on Tuesday said she was completely unaware China controls the critical minerals needed for the electric vehicles.

Secretary of the Inferior

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

163 I like the oompa loompa line.

Posted by: 496 at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (uCHmd)

164 IDK if it's out there still but there was this video of a young couple discussing the wife pegging the husband with a BL can.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (HCqyx)

165 The left inhabits a fictional reality, where cognitive dissonance isn't allowed to intrude. Once this is understood, THEY are easily understood.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (KATBx)

166 If the Tranny Moment is passing, if the Party decides these dickchoppers are more a liability than an asset, then Mulvaney will switch back to being regular fag in the snap of a finger. This is fake. This is a cash grab.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (oINRc)

Yeah Mulvaney is just a grifter. The Transactivists are also grifters, but at least salute the flag as they rush by to grab power and money from it.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

167 Where did that number come from?
.......

Why, out of her ass of course.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

168 Oops!
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)


Just bustin' your chops!

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (0dJLW)

169 wut ever happened to straight news ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (us2H3)

170 >>>The cartels are probably BETTER armed than the American military nowadays…

But the cartel hasn't performed any white rage training, so advantage US.

Posted by: General Milley at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (CwhoI)

171 Those troops won't do anything to stem the invasion. They'll be there to hand out water and blankets and shit. This is designed to get headlines so LIVs think, Oh cool Biden is taking the border seriously.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (OalnH)

172 Probably because Marxists are global citizens so there is no illegals to them

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (xhxe8)

173 Kayleigh and her brunette twin.

Wait wait Kayleigh and her redhead twin.

Relax it's hair dye.

{fans self}

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (AehQy)

174 150 If the Tranny Moment is passing, if the Party decides these dickchoppers are more a liability than an asset, then Mulvaney will switch back to being regular fag in the snap of a finger. This is fake. This is a cash grab.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (oINRc)
________________

Except they won't let it pass. Too much money and power in it. Plus, the movement is led by mentally-ill angry vindictive men who hate themselves and the world and want to see things burn. They will never go gently into the good night. You will suck that ladydick, and you will like it. Or else.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

175 she was talking about the parole program for a handful of countries

-------

One legged, paraplegic, albino midgets are down by 100%

Winning!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (EDCVh)

176 i'd rather cut my schlong off than be a tranny

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (us2H3)

177 That eyelid makeup just cracks me up when she blinks like a cracked out butterfly.
Gives the impression she lies a lot.

Posted by: Bosk at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (VMFAF)

178 172 Probably because Marxists are global citizens so there is no illegals to them
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (xhxe

=========

"There shall be no borders. Now, get off of my walled property."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (xPkf4)

179 wut ever happened to straight news ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (us2H3)

That's the new show coming up. Straight News with Shep and Lemon.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (AehQy)

180 168

Just bustin' your chops!
Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (0dJLW)

I need that from time to time!!

Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (PCK5/)

181 Those troops won't do anything to stem the invasion. They'll be there to hand out water and blankets and shit. This is designed to get headlines so LIVs think, Oh cool Biden is taking the border seriously.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (OalnH)
++++
That's more or less my take. The soldiers will help "process" the invaders into the country and the LIVs will think that the administration is actually doing something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (O4oKn)

182 "Report: 35K Migrants Wait in Juarez, Mexico, to Rush Southern Border When Biden Ends Title 42"


And 35 million more in the rest of Mexico.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (cUYo/)

183 Kayleigh and her twin. Oh mamma mia I need to lay down stat
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:08 PM (AehQy)


Sad news - her twin sister is actually Dylan McEnulva

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (0dJLW)

184 22
Lesbians lie a lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 02:50 PM (0chEi)
.......

Mostly about orgasms I bet.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

185 Lots of interesting info from the Hunter visit to courrt yesterday in Arkansas. I thought his relationship with Roberts, the baby momma, was a one-night stand after he met her stripping. In fact, she was a regular side-piece when he was snaking his sister-in-law, and actually on the payroll at "Rosemont-Seneca" his make-believe business.

He showed up with a motorcade of five cars, surrounded by lawyers and secret service agents, pleading poverty. He says his Porsche was repo'ed, for example.

The court didn't buy it, and instructed her lawyers to subpoena more records, and also subpoena the NYC art gallery selling his finger paintings. The judge wants to know who bought what, and for how much.

This lawsuit will be settled asap, I predict. No way the Bidens let all these facts come out in family court.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (7RUmD)

186 Secretary of the Inferior
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:09 PM (RHGPo)
*****
It's been a race to the bottom from the jump.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (HCqyx)

187 Worst press sec ever? Oh I think so.

Posted by: leber at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (E7KPo)

188 Doocy to WH press sec: "You said yesterday that when it comes to illegal migration, you've seen it come down by more than 90%. Where did that number come from?"

WH press sec to Doocy: "My boss's adult diaper."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (wtvvX)

189 Bud Light is now getting Cancelled and Boycotted by members of the LGBT and Trans community.

A prominent LGBT magazine, Advocate, is accusing the beer brand of “validating trans hate.”

In an article in the magazine, LGBT PR Exec John Casey accused the brand of being “inauthentic” for failing to defend Dylan Mulvaney in the midst of the backlash.

He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

190 An Oregon politician's career just imploded.

The very Left-wing Oregon Secretary of State was supported by the government unions, and is the second-most important elected official, since Oregon doesn't have a lieutenant governor.

An unusually sleazy marijuana company is one of the largest players in Oregon, and their business plan apparently is to stiff their suppliers, given all the lawsuits against them. However, one set of payments that they always made on time was "contributions" to Oregon Democratic politicians, and they got a lot of favors in return.

It was discovered the the secretary of state had a "consulting contract" with this company. The SoS said that she spent a "minimal" amount of time on the contract.

Then, it came out that she was getting paid one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year under this contract, plus possible bonuses. (Her State salary was $77,000.)

Perhaps realizing that there is a word for getting paid that amount of money for not doing much work, she then claimed that she was working fifteen hours a week on the contract, and whined that she wasn't getting paid enough for her regular job.

And poof! She's gone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (2tUFv)

191 Secretary of the Posterior

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (AehQy)

192 150 If the Tranny Moment is passing, if the Party decides these dickchoppers are more a liability than an asset, then Mulvaney will switch back to being regular fag in the snap of a finger. This is fake. This is a cash grab.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2023 03:06 PM (oINRc)
________________

Except they won't let it pass. Too much money and power in it. Plus, the movement is led by mentally-ill angry vindictive men who hate themselves and the world and want to see things burn. They will never go gently into the good night. You will suck that ladydick, and you will like it. Or else.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

Trannys are taking back the positions lost to actual women in the Lesbian and Liberal persuasions over the last few years. They are higher on the victim totem pole and are willing to crush out opposition from actual women with gusto.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

193 Worst press sec ever? Oh I think so.
Posted by: leber at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (E7KPo)
+++++
Oh, I dunno. Robert Glibbs was pretty bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (O4oKn)

194 In an article in the magazine, LGBT PR Exec John Casey accused the brand of being “inauthentic” for failing to defend Dylan Mulvaney in the midst of the backlash.

He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Awwww. They pulled out some freshman comp-level imagery for it. They must be really mad!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (O4oKn)

195 A white man asked a black woman about numbers.

Is anyone else literally shaking right now?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

196 Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (0dJLW)

Don't make me come over there

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (AehQy)

197 US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon
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Sent to enforce tranny rights, I would guess.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
------------------
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
JUST IN - Biden offers $500,000 grant to English teachers that focus on transgender Pakistani youth
https://tinyurl.com/ye2yj9vk

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (Vwz3I)

198 "Report: 35K Migrants future welfare recipients Wait in Juarez, Mexico, to Rush Southern Border When Biden Ends Title 42"

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

199 He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)

__

I thought the anti-tranny bills in Florida and Montana already killed the entire trans "community".

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (OalnH)

200 BREAKING - US to deploy 1,500 more troops to Mexico border: Pentagon


------------

It's 1500 Army clerks. For administrative purposes only so the border patrol "can do their jobs". Seriously. This is what our local radio is saying.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (BdMk6)

201 The court didn't buy it, and instructed her lawyers to subpoena more records, and also subpoena the NYC art gallery selling his finger paintings. The judge wants to know who bought what, and for how much.


GOOD!

yes they will settle but it didn't have to go this far - just shows how much of a prick Hunter has become

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (w0NJk)

202 if Tucker recruited Meggers and Billy O

and a couple of others

and went on NewsMax

could bury Fox in a week

Posted by: REDACTED at May 02, 2023 03:13 PM (us2H3)

203
Well they could hire Fetterman's wife next.
Posted by: Anna Puma
------------------------

I-uh, uh-I, h-h-h-have a wife?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (vwCZJ)

204 A prominent LGBT magazine, Advocate, is accusing the beer brand of “validating trans hate.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)


Mr. Doof (AB's new spokesperson): "Actually, we weren't validating it. We were AFFIRMING it."

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (0dJLW)

205 Deport KJP and that fat tub of goo who looks like a chi-pet with man boobs on msnbc (Ellie something) back to Haiti and see if they can stop the impending Civil War and mass starvation. They're not doing any good here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (jkTww)

206 Are you telling me this Mulvaney is only a fake tranny and not a real one like the rest? Earth shattering

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (AehQy)

207 The court didn't buy it, and instructed her lawyers to subpoena more records, and also subpoena the NYC art gallery selling his finger paintings. The judge wants to know who bought what, and for how much.

This lawsuit will be settled asap, I predict. No way the Bidens let all these facts come out in family court.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (7RUmD)

Depends how pissed off the mom and the courts are. They may not accept some lowball offer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

208 And poof! She's gone.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (2tUFv)
+++++
She learned a valuable lesson: if you're going to run a racket like that, you should be damn sure to do it as a senior official in the federal government because provincials don't get full protection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (O4oKn)

209 F. Joe's handlers are in a race with The Grim Reaper to collapse the economy, society, and country first -- and they're moving at an increasing pace like Hunter on crack.

Posted by: ShainS at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (vQ+cR)

210
KJP is goofing on you.

The regime has their 1/3 of people who pay attention on their side laughing, and not caring how outrageous the lie is.

They stopped trying to persuade anybody outside the clique of anything over a year ago.

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (j4U/Z)

211 Secretary of the Posterior
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (AehQy)


You rang?

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (0dJLW)

212 207 Depends how pissed off the mom and the courts are. They may not accept some lowball offer.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

=========

I'm just waiting for someone to roll out the, "Just wait until discovery!" line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (xPkf4)

213 Her hair is particularly moppish today.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

214 This busty, bespectacled blonde things that everything KJP says should be taken with much skepticism:
https://is.gd/zvbkKp

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)

215 210 They stopped trying to persuade anybody outside the clique of anything over a year ago.
Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (j4U/Z)

=======

Elections are fortified in all the right places. Why care about messaging?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (xPkf4)

216 if Tucker recruited Meggers and Billy O

and a couple of others


you're right Redacted!

I recommend:

Alex B (he's crazy but fun)
Ace (OF COURSE I should have said him first!)
Lara Logan
Naomi Wolf

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (w0NJk)

217 Apropos of nothing, our cat has apparently found a rat or mouse nest somewhere in the woods. He has brought up four baby rodents so far. One has died, I think, the other three are huddled together waiting to die. I am trying to think of the most humane way to finish them off. While gross, I am thinking of running them over with the truck, or smiting their heads with a hammer.

And even as I type, Mrs928 says that there is a fifth on the back porch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

218 He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
____________

Oh, the gorgeous luscious prose! Shakespeare would be jealous. Is everyone associated with leftwing causes an annoying, retarded twit? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

219 Are you telling me this Mulvaney is only a fake tranny and not a real one like the rest? Earth shattering
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (AehQy)

well, i suspect a lot of the activists are similarly fake, but they look like NFL linebackers and act like bullies rather than someone who has been cut up and has no testosterone. But they don't flounce around and act like what an idiot thinks an 8 year old girl is like.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

220 Bud Light is now getting Cancelled and Boycotted by members of the LGBT and Trans community.

A prominent LGBT magazine, Advocate, is accusing the beer brand of “validating trans hate.”

In an article in the magazine, LGBT PR Exec John Casey accused the brand of being “inauthentic” for failing to defend Dylan Mulvaney in the midst of the backlash.

He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD


Bwahahahahahahaha! No, wait!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Seriously, the tranny community never DID buy that swill.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (fjzHX)

221 Apropos of nothing, our cat has apparently found a rat or mouse nest somewhere in the woods. He has brought up four baby rodents so far. One has died, I think, the other three are huddled together waiting to die. I am trying to think of the most humane way to finish them off. While gross, I am thinking of running them over with the truck, or smiting their heads with a hammer.

And even as I type, Mrs928 says that there is a fifth on the back porch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

Kitty loves you!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

222 218 He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
____________

Oh, the gorgeous luscious prose! Shakespeare would be jealous. Is everyone associated with leftwing causes an annoying, retarded twit? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Also...the alcohol content of beer, especially Bud Light, isn't nearly high enough to increase fires. They would douse them.

I mean...I get it, but since they're talking about a light beer...maybe it was a bad idea for a metaphor to start with?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (xPkf4)

223 on the A-B thing - from insty - "The entire world has finally found something to unite on: hatred of Bud Lite"

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (w0NJk)

224 And even as I type, Mrs928 says that there is a fifth on the back porch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Hammer

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (fjzHX)

225 She learned a valuable lesson: if you're going to run a racket like that, you should be damn sure to do it as a senior official in the federal government because provincials don't get full protection.

She also learned that the sleazy marijuana company had handed out money to a bunch of Democratic politicians (including the governor), and so it was very convient to have a handy scapegoat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (2tUFv)

226 I don't think any beer could be used as a fire starter. Hard liquor maybe. Beer? Nah.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (OalnH)

227 Has Hunter's former sister-in-law denounced his cheating ass?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (rJ48h)

228 my solution to such things G'rumpy is always "the freezer"

I learned it from fish-raising

they go to sleep! it's peaceful

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (w0NJk)

229 225 She learned a valuable lesson: if you're going to run a racket like that, you should be damn sure to do it as a senior official in the federal government because provincials don't get full protection.

She also learned that the sleazy marijuana company had handed out money to a bunch of Democratic politicians (including the governor), and so it was very convient to have a handy scapegoat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (2tUFv)

The real lesson? Have a kid who's willing to hustle and kick up 10%. Don't get greedy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (KbCG3)

230 And even as I type, Mrs928 says that there is a fifth on the back porch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (aD39U)

The last mouse I killed not via a trap was with multiple hits from a bb gun, right in the main sales office with women screaming and running in circles. Took multiple hits. Was great fun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (pohLc)

231 @202

>>if Tucker recruited Meggers and Billy O
and a couple of others and went on NewsMax could bury Fox in a week.

NewsMax does not have the infrastructure or financial wherewithal or ad buys to support that level of talent.

They can probably barely afford Eric Bolling and Mike Kelly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (up/3i)

232 There's banks down 90%. Maybe she's confused.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (HCqyx)

233 "4 Biden's 2024 campaign sticker:"
*********************
BIDEN/FETTERMEN 2024
IT'S A NO BRAINER

Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (mqr3I)

234 He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD
_______________

Is he sure that burning sensation isn't monkeypox?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

235 And this is A-B's out. They will wind down the brand in order to save the trans community from violence. Or something like that.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (OalnH)

236 I don't think any beer could be used as a fire starter. Hard liquor maybe. Beer? Nah.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (OalnH)

Especially trace alcohol only Lite Beers.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

237 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DV20f1d6hI&t=357s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (FVME7)

238 KJR is an AA Theodora Ruxpin doll

More like Humpty-Dumpty

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (YXHzG)

239 222 218 He said: “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:11 PM (RHGPo)
____________

Oh, the gorgeous luscious prose! Shakespeare would be jealous. Is everyone associated with leftwing causes an annoying, retarded twit? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Also...the alcohol content of beer, especially Bud Light, isn't nearly high enough to increase fires. They would douse them.

I mean...I get it, but since they're talking about a light beer...maybe it was a bad idea for a metaphor to start with?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (xPkf4)
_________________

True but the twit didn't specify exactly what would be singeing the community. Monkeypox?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

240 on the A-B thing - from insty - "The entire world has finally found something to unite on: hatred of Bud Lite"
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 02, 2023 03:17 PM (w0NJk)
++++
See? Brands *can* bring people together!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (O4oKn)

241 If a reporter called KJP dramatic all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (oWBc3)

242 Just watch the Critical Drinkers review of the Peter Pan reboot.

I shit you not, they set up Wendy sword fighting with the pirates at the end of the movie.... By showing her sword fighting with wooden play swords with her two younger brothers at the beginning of the movie. And being better than them.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (wb1YC)

243 Has AB take out a hit on that woke VP in hiding yet? That might win a few customers back.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (cUYo/)

244 This busty, bespectacled blonde things that everything KJP says should be taken with much skepticism:
https://is.gd/zvbkKp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)
.........

ZZZIPPP

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

245 Is he sure that burning sensation isn't monkeypox?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (YqDXo)
----
True but the twit didn't specify exactly what would be singeing the community. Monkeypox?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (O4oKn)

246 The real lesson? Have a kid who's willing to hustle and kick up 10%. Don't get greedy.

It turned out that as of a couple of years ago, the secretary of state had $67,000 in credit card debt.

She needed that $10,000 in bribe money every month.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (2tUFv)

247 And as Dennis Prager says
Leftists lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (xhxe8)

248 Incompetent Liar Karine Jean-Pierre Lies About Immigration Being Down 90 f'n' percent Due to Biden's Policies
_______________

Mexico and Latin America are already emptied out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

249 It came from deep within the recesses of her ass, where all her certified Biden Facts come from.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (KFhLj)

250 238 KJR is an AA Theodora Ruxpin doll

More like Humpty-Dumpty
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (YXHzG)

A spin-off of Sideshow Bob: Shitshow Bob

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 02, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

251 241 If a reporter called KJP dramatic all hell would break loose.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (oWBc3)

Dramatic AND tell her to calm down

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (/6GbT)

252 Hey y'all.

Looks like I missed some stuff.

...been in the art thread for most of the day...

Posted by: reason at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (YGTct)

253 i'm a little puzzled about Mulvaney. Is he a transsexual or just a gay transvestite?

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

254 Except they won't let it pass. Too much money and power in it. Plus, the movement is led by mentally-ill angry vindictive men who hate themselves and the world and want to see things burn. They will never go gently into the good night. You will suck that ladydick, and you will like it. Or else.
Posted by: Elric Blade


If THE PARTY decides the party is over, they will internally crush them.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (fjzHX)

255 “Anheuser-Busch poured alcohol all over an extremist's fire, and that will continue to singe our community.”

I actually agree with this statement. That's exactly how this whole thing started.

Posted by: Doof at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (0dJLW)

256 Politico:
Colin Allred set to launch Texas Senate run against Cruz
The former NFL player turned civil rights attorney is walking a path that helped make former Rep. Beto O’Rourke a national name.

https://tinyurl.com/83etw7ta

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (NpAcC)

257 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

This Polish aggression will not stand!

Posted by: VVP! at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

258 Trannys are taking back the positions lost to actual women in the Lesbian and Liberal persuasions over the last few years. They are higher on the victim totem pole and are willing to crush out opposition from actual women with gusto.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

Not to be too graphic here, but what kind of data exists, as to how often trannies get raped?

I bet it's nowhere near the numbers for actual, you know, women. I'm not sure if this subject comes up in the Victim Olympics, but it probably should.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (hE7/N)

259 Does the Biden administration lie about everything?

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

260 DAD,
Sorry about the Granddad questions.
I'll pull it out twice next time. You have my word as a Biden.

Posted by: HUNTER BIDEN at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (jM1wU)

261 253 i'm a little puzzled about Mulvaney. Is he a transsexual or just a gay transvestite?

__

He's a gay performance artist who smartly capitalized on the trans fad and has made a lot of money pretending to be one.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (OalnH)

262 206 Are you telling me this Mulvaney is only a fake tranny and not a real one like the rest? Earth shattering
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:14 PM (AehQy)

Trans..... implies fake anyways. It's SCIENCE!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

263 Politico:
Colin Allred set to launch Texas Senate run against Cruz
The former NFL player turned civil rights attorney is walking a path that helped make former Rep. Beto O’Rourke a national name.

https://tinyurl.com/83etw7ta
Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (NpAcC)

So he's going to feed his wife dirt and baby poo too?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (eoQWY)

264 Breaking... another Tranny Attack??

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Active Shooter situation after shots fired at Fox 13 news building forces everyone to evacuate
📌#Memphis | #Tennessee
Currently there is an active shooter situation After shots were fired at the fox 13 building near University of Memphis campus, and multiple law enforcement and other agencies are on the scene. the entire Fox 13 news building in the vicinity has been evacuated. The suspect is currently barricaded in a nearby building in a bathroom no injuries have been reported.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 37m
🚨#UPDATE: Memphis police have the suspect in custody. After firing shots at the Fox 13 News Station with a long rifle. Forcing the whole news building to evacuate surrounding areas are still on lockdown. No injuries have been reported
https://tinyurl.com/dyr3p24h

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (Vwz3I)

265 BIDEN/FETTERMEN 2024
IT'S A NO BRAINER
Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (mqr3I)
.........

Sweet. Works with Kamalama too.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

266 This busty, bespectacled blonde things that everything KJP says should be taken with much skepticism:
https://is.gd/zvbkKp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)
-------
She looks like she just said, "Molecules."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)

267 Elections are fortified in all the right places. Why care about messaging?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:16 PM (xPkf4)

When they chose her to replace Psicko and not someone halfway normal or competent looking I knew the fix was in for 22

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (QdgUN)

268 I don't think any beer could be used as a fire starter. Hard liquor maybe. Beer? Nah.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:18 PM (OalnH)

Bacardi 151. which, apparently, they no longer make.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (xPJvm)

269 10 million in about 3 years

Moar people than the state of VA

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 02, 2023 03:24 PM (BRHaw)

270 > if Tucker recruited Meggers and Billy O
and a couple of others
and went on NewsMax
could bury Fox in a week
______________

I've thought Carlson should engage with any of the conservatives out there that are "doing their own thing" and see if there's any interest in a consolidation of power. They're going to need a self administered infrastructure to keep fucktards from bouncing them off of whatever platform(s) they syndicate to. And they'll need a shit ton of money for legal costs. Every Tom, Dick and Harry will be filing a suit to keep any one of them, or all of them silenced.

It'll be a fight just to get content out to the masses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

271 266 This busty, bespectacled blonde things that everything KJP says should be taken with much skepticism:
https://is.gd/zvbkKp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)
----

She looks like a pron librarian. Not that I know

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

272 Beto won't like someone else horning in on the grift

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2023 03:24 PM (/6GbT)

273 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DV20f1d6hI&t=357s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM


Well I guess technically both putin and Mister hilter could claim that the Poles are responsible for starting WWII because they existed as a country......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (ncXxy)

274 This Polish aggression will not stand!

And don't get me started on the Finns and the Estonians!

Posted by: VVP! at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (2tUFv)

275 Moonshine will start fires. This I know from personal experience.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (pohLc)

276 242 Just watch the Critical Drinkers review of the Peter Pan reboot.

I shit you not, they set up Wendy sword fighting with the pirates at the end of the movie.... By showing her sword fighting with wooden play swords with her two younger brothers at the beginning of the movie. And being better than them.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (wb1YC)
_______________

What is the point of a Peter Pan reboot? Who came up with that idea and thought "hey, this will make a lot of money!" It's a largely forgotten old tale that's a bit weird and nobody cares about it. IIRC, the last few "Peter Pan" movies have tried to reinvent and reimagine the tale because of this. I think any PP movie is a dead-flop at this point.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

277 237 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DV20f1d6hI&t=357s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (FVME7)

He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.

"The blame for the tragedy that Poland then suffered lies entirely with the Polish leadership, which had impeded the formation of a military alliance between Britain, France, and the Soviet Union and relied on the help from its Western partners, throwing its own people under the steamroller of Hitler's machine of destruction."

That's just tactical commentary about Polish diplomatic maneuvering. True or not, he's not suggesting Poland started things.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (eYoxG)

278 Oregon also just had a scandal over officials in their State Liquor and Cannabis Commission having liquor stores "set aside" rare and allocated whiskeys for their personal purchase in violation of State Law:

Top executives and managers at the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission employees have diverted specialty bourbons away from public consumption for their own personal use for years, according to an internal OLCC document released to OPB on Wednesday.

The internal investigation, prompted by an OLCC employee complaint, revealed the longstanding practice of OLCC staff, including the agency director, of obtaining rare bottles of liquor.


Bastards, all of 'em.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (wtvvX)

279 It's 1500 Army clerks. For administrative purposes only so the border patrol "can do their jobs". Seriously. This is what our local radio is saying.

someone has to fill out those EBT card apps and order the bus tickets for them

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (lO5WT)

280 272 Beto won't like someone else horning in on the grift
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 02, 2023 03:24 PM (/6GbT)

=======

I get the sense that Beto's time in the Democrat Party limelight is over.

3 prominent losses in a row is a lot, especially as well funded as he had been. Give him a do-nothing job at an NGO or an election integrity firm, and call it a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (xPkf4)

281 Incompetent Liar Karine Jean-Pierre Lies About Immigration Being Down 90 f'n' percent Due to Biden's Policies

But take note of all the WH Press Corps. Short of 1-3 of them, they all nod their head and accept all the B.S. she offers from the podium. Rewind to Kayleigh Mceneny being the PS, and not one in the Press Corps was this silent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

282 Trannys are taking back the positions lost to actual women in the Lesbian and Liberal persuasions over the last few years. They are higher on the victim totem pole and are willing to crush out opposition from actual women with gusto.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

Not to be too graphic here, but what kind of data exists, as to how often trannies get raped?

I bet it's nowhere near the numbers for actual, you know, women. I'm not sure if this subject comes up in the Victim Olympics, but it probably should.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (hE7/N)

Sorry, these days real rapes are passe, imagined rape threats by nameless unknowns is all the rage. Trannys can like just as much as feminists.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

283 See? Brands *can* bring people together!!!

The CEO should be happy now since that’s what he said he wanted to do a few days ago.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2023 03:26 PM (nfrXX)

284 True but the twit didn't specify exactly what would be singeing the community. Monkeypox?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

Beer is mostly water, right?

Maybe dousing them with a bucket of watery light beer causes them to melt?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2023 03:26 PM (EDCVh)

285 @276

>>What is the point of a Peter Pan reboot? Who came up with that idea and thought "hey, this will make a lot of money!"

It's not about money, it's about creative destruction.

The left hates, and they destroy what they hate.

It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 03:26 PM (up/3i)

286 I don't think any beer could be used as a fire starter. Hard liquor maybe. Beer? Nah.
Posted by: Montec


Bacardi 151 or higher. Everclear.
100 proof is only 50% alcohol.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:26 PM (fjzHX)

287 >And poof! She's gone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:12 PM (2tUFv)

The one good SoS that we had in recent memory (really the only good major office holder in a long time) of course succumbed to cancer in the middle of his term, to be replaced by a RINO turd, then a corrupt Dem elected in her stead.

I liked running a business under Richardson. He would actually communicate with small businesses and seemed to listen to them. That all went away pretty quickly.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 03:27 PM (r0Q9B)

288 "History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII."


Getting wiped out and overrun in 26 day was a very clever strategy to achieve world domination.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2023 03:27 PM (cUYo/)

289 Peter Pan is (or was) a big deal in the UK. Rebooting it is part of the ongoing effort to destroy all European culture/history.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:27 PM (OalnH)

290 BIDEN/FETTERMEN 2024
IT'S A NO BRAINER
Posted by: Cosda at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (mqr3I)

Outfuckingstanding.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2023 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

291
3 prominent losses in a row is a lot, especially as well funded as he had been. Give him a do-nothing job at an NGO or an election integrity firm, and call it a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (xPkf4)

Give him a job as a spokesman for the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome society.

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (eGTCV)

292 Lots of interesting info from the Hunter visit to courrt yesterday in Arkansas. I thought his relationship with Roberts, the baby momma, was a one-night stand after he met her stripping.
_______________

You mean "Senator Roberts?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

293 He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.

Poland also grabbed a small piece of Czechoslovakia after Munich, which was not a good look.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (2tUFv)

294 The Junta's spokes-whores have used dishonest statistics like this 90% reduction BS from the Junta's first day in power.

Likely during their '20 basement campaign, too, but I can't recall details.

And about those 12 million jobs "created" by Joe: I heard a Junta member screw-up big-time (told the truth) about this late last week. Sorry, I cannot recall who the guy was. He told an interviewer that the 12 million jobs number comes from hiring 9 million people to jobs that were lost solely due to the pandemic BS, plus 3 million new jobs.

Lies, lies, lies all day, every day from the Junta.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

295 What you have to understand is that important Democrats are granted a special ability. When they speak, the universe rearranges itself so that what those special Democrats say BECOMES reality.

It's sort of like being God but without having to take any responsibility or having to be consistent from one bloviation to the next.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (oJdqB)

296 ... Top executives and managers at the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission employees have diverted specialty bourbons away from public consumption for their own personal use for years, according to an internal OLCC document released to OPB on Wednesday. ...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (wtvvX)
++++
Why, it's almost like state monopolies invite corruption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (O4oKn)

297 KJP (with fingers in ears): La la la I can't hear you!

Townhall.com@townhallcom
REPORTER: "How come [Joe & Jill Biden haven't] acknowledged the 7th grandchild?"
KJP: "I'm not gonna speak to that from here."
REPORTER: "Why not?"
KJP: *moves on*

https://bit.ly/3Lu1Vd7

-
Video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (FVME7)

298 Does the Biden administration lie about everything?
Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)
.........

Don't be so dramatic.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

299 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DV20f1d6hI&t=357s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_____________

Of course, since the Russians came in the back door two weeks after the Germans. Never understood why Britain and France didn't declare war since the Russians did the same thing as the Germans.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (Dgupd)

300 Colin Allred set to launch Texas Senate run against Cruz
The former NFL player turned civil rights attorney is walking a path that helped make former Rep. Beto O’Rourke a national name.

https://tinyurl.com/83etw7ta
Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 03:22 PM (NpAcC)
==================
I thought you wrote the "path that made Beto a national name" part, to add humor! But no, the Poltico article actually includes that as part of the title, with a straight face.

Will no news organization leave Babylon Bee to write parody? Must they all compete with the Bee, nowadays?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (592NS)

301 I'm just waiting for someone to roll out the, "Just wait until discovery!" line.

RICO Act!!!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (Xrfse)

302 Bacardi 151 or higher. Everclear.
100 proof is only 50% alcohol.


No. A flambe typically uses 80 proof or higher.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (eOEVl)

303 >>What is the point of a Peter Pan reboot? Who came up with that idea and thought "hey, this will make a lot of money!"

***

Well, you see it's really important. Because in this reboot Wendy slaps the ever loving s*** out of Peter Pan.

And yes, that actually happens.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (wb1YC)

304 288 "History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII."


Getting wiped out and overrun in 26 day was a very clever strategy to achieve world domination.
Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2023 03:27 PM (cUYo/)
__________________

It was a Bold Strategy

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

305 Top executives and managers at the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission employees have diverted specialty bourbons away from public consumption for their own personal use for years, according to an internal OLCC document released to OPB on Wednesday.

Isn't that just a fringe benefit? I would probably do the same thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (aD39U)

306 Forcing the whole news building to evacuate surrounding areas are still on lockdown. No injuries have been reported
https://tinyurl.com/dyr3p24h
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (Vwz3I)

You just know they're more pissed other stations are able to broadcast, while they have to wait outside their building, more than they are at possible casualties among their coworkers.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (hE7/N)

307 Does the Biden administration lie about everything?
Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

---

NO!

Posted by: The Biden Administration at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (YGTct)

308 293 "He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition."

Poland also grabbed a small piece of Czechoslovakia after Munich, which was not a good look.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (2tUFv)

Cynical maneuvering is kind of normative. But attacking Neville Chamberlin(fairly popular) isn't really an attack on the British people either.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (eYoxG)

309 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (Vwz3I)

Damn MAGA terrorists upset about the firing of Tucker and pretending to be trannies no doubt

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (W75v2)

310 Beer is mostly water, right?

Maybe dousing them with a bucket of watery light beer causes them to melt?
Posted by: Just Lily


*Wicked Witch North has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (fjzHX)

311 I've had "Sundown" running through my head all day. Maybe I can switch it up to Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (xPJvm)

312 Epoch Times is saying that Fox News Tucker Carlson have a greed to part ways so now he's on the open market will he go to Newsmax?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (YotdA)

313 This busty, bespectacled blonde things that everything KJP says should be taken with much skepticism:
https://is.gd/zvbkKp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:15 PM (O4oKn)
-------
She looks like she just said, "Molecules."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)

She's the naughty librarian asking some guy if he's sure he wants to know where the gay section is.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)

314 296 Why, it's almost like state monopolies invite corruption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (O4oKn)

=========

That's misinformation. We all know that being employed by a government makes you more moral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (xPkf4)

315 307 Does the Biden administration lie about everything?
Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

---

NO!
Posted by: The Biden Administration at May 02, 2023 03:29 PM (YGTct)

ISWYDT

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (eGTCV)

316 We all know who really started WWII.

Lincoln.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (7f/ne)

317 Soon AB lawsuit for inflicted violence on trans community.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (HCqyx)

318 316 We all know who really started WWII.

Lincoln.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (7f/ne)

=========

"Whew..."
-James Buchanan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (xPkf4)

319 Top executives and managers at the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission employees have diverted specialty bourbons away from public consumption for their own personal use for years, according to an internal OLCC document released to OPB on Wednesday.

Isn't that just a fringe benefit? I would probably do the same thing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Let word get out that you have been diverting Pappy Van Winkle to your private stash and bad juju all around.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (fjzHX)

320 She looks like she just said, "Molecules."

I know it was just a TV show (BBT) and Kaley Cuoco isn't all THAT hot, but that line really worked when she said it. I wanted to pull her through the screen.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (eOEVl)

321 That's misinformation. We all know that being employed by a government makes you more moral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (xPkf4)
++++
Right, of course. Silly me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (O4oKn)

322 Of course, since the Russians came in the back door two weeks after the Germans. Never understood why Britain and France didn't declare war since the Russians did the same thing as the Germans.

The Brits came close to bombing Baku.

I guess they figured that it was bad enough being at war with Europe's leading military power, without being at war with Europe's two leading military powers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (2tUFv)

323 We lie about 30% of things, 70% of the time.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (OalnH)

324 Down 90% sounds like they must be very racist.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (W75v2)

325 Damn MAGA terrorists upset about the firing of Tucker and pretending to be trannies no doubt
-----------
One replier in the thread already said Tucker Fan although not disguised as a tranny.

That'll probably be the next iteration.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (Vwz3I)

326 321 That's misinformation. We all know that being employed by a government makes you more moral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:30 PM (xPkf4)
++++
Right, of course. Silly me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (O4oKn)

========

Unless you want to deny gay marriage certificates, of course. Then you are the devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (xPkf4)

327 237 History nerds! Putin says that the damn Poles were responsible for starting WWII. The first 5:30 of this 52:17 video will give you a taste.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DV20f1d6hI&t=357s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:19 PM (FVME7)

He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.

That's just tactical commentary about Polish diplomatic maneuvering. True or not, he's not suggesting Poland started things.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (eYoxG)

I remember reading back in the 70s in the book named for the World at War documentary series some pointed references to how poorly the West handled negotiations with Stalin for an anti Hitler alliance to the point that he gave up on them and made a non-aggression pact to form a buffer zone. Similar thoughts were behind forcing Romania to cede Bessarabia, and the Winter War versus the Finns.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

328 We all know who really started WWII.

Trump, of course.

Posted by: The Media! at May 02, 2023 03:33 PM (2tUFv)

329 She looks like she just said, "Molecules."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)
........

Those ARE some nice Molecules.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

330 Ukraine's Ambassador to Ireland has called for people to boycott Jameson Irish Whiskey after the company decided to continue trade in Russia.
Larysa Gerasko alleges that Jameson is playing a part in financing Russian aggression in Ukraine by resuming trade in Russia.

.. You'd think they would want the Russians drunk

Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:33 PM (RHGPo)

331 We all know who really started WWII.

__

Uhm I think it was like George Washington who got mad at Putin over the Gettysburg address
- HS student in the US, circa 2023

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (OalnH)

332 how poorly the West handled negotiations with Stalin for an anti Hitler alliance

Britain and France put their negotiators on a ship to Russia, to start with, instead of flying them to Russia.

Helped convince Stalin that they weren't serious.

Posted by: The Media! at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (2tUFv)

333 Here's the molecules scene.

https://tinyurl.com/mpuccexm

Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (eOEVl)

334 I wonder which donor this benefits because theirs no way this isn't a scam.

@FoxNews 9h
Biden offers $500K grant for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth https://fxn.ws/3AKFMlD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG8)

335 One replier in the thread already said Tucker Fan although not disguised as a tranny.

That'll probably be the next iteration.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (Vwz3I)

*Narrator voice.

It's a tranny disguised as a Tucker fan.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2023 03:35 PM (EDCVh)

336 316 We all know who really started WWII.

Lincoln.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (7f/ne)
________________

Bud Light

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

337 332 Britain and France put their negotiators on a ship to Russia, to start with, instead of flying them to Russia.

Helped convince Stalin that they weren't serious.
Posted by: The Media! at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (2tUFv)

========

They negotiated with that tyrant! It must mean that they were in support of that tyrant and everything he did to his own people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 02, 2023 03:35 PM (xPkf4)

338 Will this be the Summer of Recovery?

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:35 PM (HCqyx)

339 Larysa Gerasko alleges that Jameson is playing a part in financing Russian aggression in Ukraine by resuming trade in Russia.

***

I can't wait till he finds out where India is getting all the oil they're selling Europe.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:35 PM (wb1YC)

340 Tranhueser Busch should sue Mulvaney, saying he claimed to be transgender, falsely induced them into a marketing realtionship on that basis, but really he still has male genetilia, and is just a gay grifter who like to dress in womens clothing.

That would confuse everyone, and make let them get away from the conflict.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 03:36 PM (592NS)

341 That's just tactical commentary about Polish diplomatic maneuvering. True or not, he's not suggesting Poland started things.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (eYoxG)

It's been well documented, Germany killed a bunch of Poles, put them in German uniforms and quickly buried them, claiming Polish aggression before they invaded.

I believe there is evidence of the Russians being in on the ruse. Bodies have been dug up years later, proving the fact, I believe, but it was part of Germany's excuse for invading.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:36 PM (hE7/N)

342
@FoxNews 9h
Biden offers $500K grant for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth https://fxn.ws/3AKFMlD
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG

How about English teachers who focus on teaching English?

Posted by: NL at May 02, 2023 03:36 PM (eGTCV)

343 I met a really cute redheaded Irish chick when I was in Moscow. She was, of course, a saleswoman for some whisky firm.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 03:36 PM (7f/ne)

344
I remember reading back in the 70s in the book named for the World at War documentary series some pointed references to how poorly the West handled negotiations with Stalin for an anti Hitler alliance to the point that he gave up on them and made a non-aggression pact to form a buffer zone. Similar thoughts were behind forcing Romania to cede Bessarabia, and the Winter War versus the Finns.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

That seems to be part of the claim that Putin was making, that Poland underestimated the threat Germany posed to them while overestimated the degree to which the Western European powers would intervene, and so impeded the formation of an earlier alliance to pursue containment. In addition to being poorly prepared for Germany's eventual attack.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (eYoxG)

345 318 316 We all know who really started WWII.

Lincoln.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 02, 2023 03:31 PM (7f/ne)

=========

"Whew..."
-James Buchanan
-----------------
You are both wrong. It was Woody Wilson.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (0chEi)

346 He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.

Poland also grabbed a small piece of Czechoslovakia after Munich, which was not a good look.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (2tUFv)

They also forced the city of Vilnius out of Lithuania in 1938.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

347 He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.
______________

Whereas Joe Stalin was totally prepared and clued in about Hitler's territorial ambition. He just had his pants down as a strategic move.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

348 Here's the molecules scene.

https://tinyurl.com/mpuccexm
Posted by: Archimedes at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (eOEVl)
.......

lol Now I get it.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

349 Or I may have that wrong. It might have been the ruskies who pulled the uniform switch lie, not Germany.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (hE7/N)

350 I wonder which donor this benefits because theirs no way this isn't a scam.

@FoxNews 9h
Biden offers $500K grant for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth https://fxn.ws/3AKFMlD
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG
++++
Yup. That stinks like a fairly specific payoff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (O4oKn)

351 You'd think they would want the Russians drunk
Posted by: SMOD
_________________

They are drunk, and have been for centuries going back to the Russian state monopoly on vodka production and sales. The Tsars made big tax revenue off of mass alcoholism.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (Dgupd)

352
Bacardi 151. which, apparently, they no longer make.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 02, 2023 03:23 PM (xPJvm)


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Auspex at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (j4U/Z)

353 341 That's just tactical commentary about Polish diplomatic maneuvering. True or not, he's not suggesting Poland started things.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:25 PM (eYoxG)

It's been well documented, Germany killed a bunch of Poles, put them in German uniforms and quickly buried them, claiming Polish aggression before they invaded.

I believe there is evidence of the Russians being in on the ruse. Bodies have been dug up years later, proving the fact, I believe, but it was part of Germany's excuse for invading.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2023 03:36 PM (hE7/N)

But that has nothing to do with Poland being unprepared for Germany's invasion.

Putin's claim is that Poland was naive about Hitler's territorial ambitions, did a poor job preparing for it diplomatically, and so got steamrolled.

At the very least we can be sure Poland got steamrolled, but the other two claims are merely a question of strategic evaluation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (eYoxG)

354 NOOD hyprocrisy

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (ZSK0i)

355 Biden offers $500K grant for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth

****

98% of that money will go to body armor.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 02, 2023 03:39 PM (wb1YC)

356 Navy is trending on Twitter because of Navy Joan Biden and this-

The Navy brought on a drag queen, who is an active duty sailor, to a “digital ambassador” program aimed at targeting a wider array of potential recruits through digital platforms like Instagram, a spokesperson told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/yck46n9v

https://tinyurl.com/83etw7ta

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 03:39 PM (NpAcC)

357 347 He doesn't blame the Poles for starting it, he blames their leadership for being unprepared and naive about Hitler's territorial ambition.
______________

Whereas Joe Stalin was totally prepared and clued in about Hitler's territorial ambition. He just had his pants down as a strategic move.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

I think this goes back to criticism of Neville Chamberlain not being criticism of Winston Churchill. Stalin likewise got wrecked. No idea what commentary of Putin if any exists on the topic. But that doesn't make commentary to the effect that Poland was unprepared untrue.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)

358 Poland underestimated the threat Germany posed to them while overestimated the degree to which the Western European powers would intervene

The Poles seriously thought that France would march pass the Maginot Line and invade Germany if Poland was invaded.

The fools.

Posted by: The Media! at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (2tUFv)

359 "It's not a lie if you believe it!"

No, it's still a lie...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (jTmQV)

360 350 I wonder which donor this benefits because theirs no way this isn't a scam.

@FoxNews 9h
Biden offers $500K grant for English teachers in Pakistan that focus on transgender youth https://fxn.ws/3AKFMlD
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG
++++
Yup. That stinks like a fairly specific payoff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2023 03:38 PM (O4oKn)
__________________

What trannies in Pakistan? Pakistan is one of the most repressively anti-gay countries on Earth. They throw gays off rooftops. Right after they murder their own daughters for being raped by her uncle. There's no way there are identifiable "transgender youth" wandering around Pakistan. This is 100% a money laundering operation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

361 Navy uses drag Queen influencer for recruiting.

Jokes on them!

Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (pwExq)

362 KJP (with fingers in ears): La la la I can't hear you!

Townhall.com@townhallcom
REPORTER: "How come [Joe & Jill Biden haven't] acknowledged the 7th grandchild?"
KJP: "I'm not gonna speak to that from here."
REPORTER: "Why not?"
KJP: *moves on*

https://bit.ly/3Lu1Vd7
Video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 02, 2023 03:28 PM (FVME7)


Today KJP also refused to answer questions about why an invited Muslim mayor was turned-away at the gate yesterday by the Secret Service. She told reporters they need to go ask the Secret Service. The Chief of Staff, Zientz, no doubt has received a detailed written and verbal report. And he could have told KJP exactly what to tell the press. But no, they are throwing the SS under the bus, so Joe can maintain his perfect record of not taking responsibility for anything that occurs in the entire Executive Branch.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2023 03:43 PM (AMIL/)

363 That seems to be part of the claim that Putin was making, that Poland underestimated the threat Germany posed to them while overestimated the degree to which the Western European powers would intervene, and so impeded the formation of an earlier alliance to pursue containment. In addition to being poorly prepared for Germany's eventual attack.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (eYoxG)

As in the Ukraine war now, you can just look at a map to get a good picture to why the West Allies couldn't help Poland in any realistic way. Even without the Fall of France being anticipated, WWI showed that Germany could hold them off for some time and make hay in the East. Pretty much the entire area of 1939 Poland had been occupied by the Germans by 1916 in WWI, without tanks or airforce support.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

364 When all immigration is declared legal, illegal immigration drops precipitously.

Just wait until the muppet starts discussing the drop in violent crime!

Posted by: Advo at May 02, 2023 03:44 PM (3VevN)

365 There's no way there are identifiable "transgender youth" wandering around Pakistan. This is 100% a money laundering operation.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)


A half million bucks to run a "program" in a foreign country won't get very far. It's pretty much a way to dump some money into the Human Rights Campaign or whatever and prove to the trannies that they are fight fight fighting for them and also dunking on the Right.

Spend a dollar promoting Christians in Pakistan, see what happens to you.

Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2023 03:44 PM (pwExq)

366 avy uses drag Queen influencer for recruiting.

Jokes on them!
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (pwExq)
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Marines everywhere just nod and return to drinking their bourbon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 03:44 PM (vNoj0)

367 When the trannies on maternity leave, malingerers on sick call, AWOLs are accounted for there's going to be about one solder every two miles of border.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:45 PM (HCqyx)

368 I'd say she's lying but I don't think she has it in her. Impossible for her to lie.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 02, 2023 03:46 PM (ytSiK)

369 Navy uses drag Queen influencer for recruiting.

Jokes on them!
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (pwExq)

When US ships pass over the equator, the polywog ceremonies will be conducted with trannies dressed as men.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 02, 2023 03:46 PM (BdMk6)

370 Hunter is going to get his beak wet on that Paki tranny money.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:47 PM (HCqyx)

371 241 If a reporter called KJP dramatic all hell would break loose.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 02, 2023 03:20 PM (oWBc3)


I'll bet she's had that ready for a while, to use on Doocy at a time of her choosing. It was actually a signal to the Lapdog Media to call Doocy an over-dramatic clown for the next 24 hours.

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)

372 She strikes me much more as a "box of chardonnay" type.

I think she just has the box.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 02, 2023 03:48 PM (Vu7A1)

373 224 And even as I type, Mrs928 says that there is a fifth on the back porch.
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Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at May 02, 2023 03:51 PM (8C7+r)

374 Whereas Joe Stalin was totally prepared and clued in about Hitler's territorial ambition. He just had his pants down as a strategic move.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

I think this goes back to criticism of Neville Chamberlain not being criticism of Winston Churchill. Stalin likewise got wrecked. No idea what commentary of Putin if any exists on the topic. But that doesn't make commentary to the effect that Poland was unprepared untrue.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 02, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)

Again, Stalin's turf grabbing in 1939-40 shows a realistic apprehension about German ambitions, and with the army recovering from the purges still and reform after the dreadful showing vs Finland in progress he figured placating AH might buy him some time. The Fall of France was a shock to him and left Germany free to turn on him. Russia paid for those misjudgments with a lot of blood but managed to recover.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:52 PM (eoQWY)

375 There's no way there are identifiable "transgender youth" wandering around Pakistan. This is 100% a money laundering operation.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

A half million bucks to run a "program" in a foreign country won't get very far. It's pretty much a way to dump some money into the Human Rights Campaign or whatever and prove to the trannies that they are fight fight fighting for them and also dunking on the Right.

Spend a dollar promoting Christians in Pakistan, see what happens to you.
Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2023 03:44 PM (pwExq)

Doubt one dime of that gets outside the DC beltway

Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2023 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

376 Oh great. Now Bush will be flying planeloads of Paki trannies here.

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 03:53 PM (HCqyx)

377 >>> 330 Ukraine's Ambassador to Ireland has called for people to boycott Jameson Irish Whiskey after the company decided to continue trade in Russia.
Larysa Gerasko alleges that Jameson is playing a part in financing Russian aggression in Ukraine by resuming trade in Russia.

.. You'd think they would want the Russians drunk
Posted by: SMOD at May 02, 2023 03:33 PM (RHGPo)

Another candidate for "Genius Award Winner".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 02, 2023 03:56 PM (llON8)

378 Polish women should not have dressed so suggestively.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 02, 2023 03:57 PM (w9Wax)

379
Bushmills is just running an op on the Catholics.

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