Joe Biden, Who Sends Out His Family Members to Act As His Bagmen, Collecting Millions from Chinese Spymasters and Russian Gangsters, Attacks Fox News for "Lies Told for Profits"

Biden had a lot of "jokes" written out on a cheatsheet for him.

But the truth is, we really have a right to be proud of vaccinated the nation, transform the economy, urge historic legislative victories and midterm results. But the job isn't finished.
I mean, it is finished for Tucker Carlson. (groans)
What are you "woo"ing about like that? Like you think that's not reasonable. Give me a break! Just give me a break!

Truth matters. As I said last year at this dinner, a poison is running through our democracy and parts of the extreme press.
Truth buried by lies and lies, living on its truth. Lies total for profit and power, lies and conspiracy and malice repeated over and over again designed to generate a cycle of anger, hate, and even violence.

Oh by the way: MAGA Extremists are plotting against this country and are a subversive, insurrecitonist force in waiting.

Now back to Joey Pampers rasping about lies provoking a cycle of "anger, hate, and even violence."

A cycle that emboldens history to be buried, books to be banned.
Shown on the face families be attacked by the state, the rule of law and our rights and freedoms to be stripped away or elected representatives, the people are expelled from state houses for standing for the people. I made clear that we know in our bones and you know it too our democracy remains at risk. And I've also made it clear as I've seen throughout my life, it's within our power each and every one of us to preserve our democracy. We can, we must, we will. I'd like to make a toast if I had the class. My grandfather Ambrose Finnegan, said if you ever make a toast that look you got to hold your left hand.

Seems like a good time for a "I'm not kidding" and a slur against one ethnicity or another.

Oh I got it: They told Ol' Joe he can only slur the Irish now so he'll do that.

Don't think I'm kidding. I'm not. I'm probably the only Irish you ever mentioned never to drink in his life anyway. I like to make a toast seriously. At this inflection point in history, let us commit there will be a nation that will embrace light over darkness, truth over lies and finally, finally, finally restore the soul of the nation here, here.

He praised his voters, by which I mean the "journalists" of the national press corps.

Not the ones who criticize him -- those he did not praise as brave. Those he condemned as enemies of the state.

As expected, President Biden began his remarks at Saturday's White House Correspondents Association (WHCA) dinner on a serious note to and about journalists, calling the free press a pillar of a free society, not the enemy. "Tonight, our message is this: Journalism is not a crime," said Biden.
"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate...to prefer the latter," the President quoted Thomas Jefferson then moved on to acknowledge the 31-year-old Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, who was arrested in March in Russia and charged with espionage.
"Evan went to report in Russia to shed light on the darkness that you all escaped from years ago. Absolute courage. A handwritten letter from prison to his family, Evan wrote that he has not lost hope," Biden said. "We're working every day to secure his release, looking at opportunities and tools to bring him home. We keep the faith."
Brittney Griner, Biden's Main Focus, Diplomatic Coup?
Biden then mentioned several other reporters whom he referred to as hostages or wrongfully detained abroad, but his warmest words were directed toward Brittney Griner, who attended the WHCA with her wife Cherelle as a guest of CBS News.
"Tonight, unlike last year, Brittney Griner is here with her wife Cherelle. Brittney, where you are, kid? Stand up. Come on. I love this woman. Love you, Brittney," Biden said.

How about all the journalists that your government is censoring, smearing, and attempting to make unemployable?

Listen to him slurring his way through his "Shecky Biden" act:

Dark Brandon brings down the house at the White House Correspondents dinner!!

Here are my favorite clips of @POTUS slamming Trump, Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kevin McCarthy, Tucker Carlson, Fox News, Elon Musk, Don Lemon and of course, himself...enjoy! #WHCD pic.twitter.com/mqaQyuzNam
— Brad Bo 🇺🇸 (@BradBeauregardJ) April 30, 2023

A gay joke about DeSantis? How original!

WHCD comedian Roy Wood Jr. calls out the corporate media for covering Trump's classified documents at Mar-a-Lago... but pretending Biden having classified documents was nothing. pic.twitter.com/MZJU2BSuOv
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 30, 2023

"Speaking of assholes... Don Lemon is out of a job." - Roy Wood at the WHCD 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/yWqojstDQL
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 30, 2023

Don't think they let in a secret conservative. He ranted that drag queens aren't in schools to "groom" kids (then why are they there?), and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."

He's a Daily Show writer. So that's his speed.

Biden and the "journalists" at the WHCD joked about him not taking questions... because they're all on the same page. pic.twitter.com/n4YJ3MZPwm
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 30, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM

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1 Part of the poison is calling the republic a democracy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 03:17 PM (Bd6X8)

2 What are you "woo"ing about like that? Like you think that's not reasonable. Give me a break! Just give me a break!

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You know who else didn't tolerate dissent from journalists or his audiences?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at May 01, 2023 03:18 PM (vVXb0)

3 He wants a break?

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2023 03:18 PM (OVqT4)

4 But the truth is, we really have a right to be proud of vaccinated the nation, transform the economy, urge historic legislative victories and midterm results. But the job isn't finished.
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Uhhhh, the vaccine you mandated was ineffective - both as a vaccine *and* as a mandate - the economy is circling the bowl, your legislative victories were pre-midterms, and you lost the House in 2022.

Why, exactly, are you proud?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

5 Don't think they let in a secret conservative. He ranted that drag queens aren't in schools to "groom" kids (then why are they there?), and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."

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That a joke?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:19 PM (xPkf4)

6 WHCD is dumb.

As it often is, napalm is the answer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at May 01, 2023 03:20 PM (ppBhU)

7 4 Uhhhh, the vaccine you mandated was ineffective - both as a vaccine *and* as a mandate - the economy is circling the bowl, your legislative victories were pre-midterms, and you lost the House in 2022.

Why, exactly, are you proud?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

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Because the administrative state continues unabated and the lap dog opposition won't actually attack it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:20 PM (xPkf4)

8 81 million votes, yo!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 01, 2023 03:20 PM (2YtOq)

9 Truth buried by lies and lies, living on its truth. Lies total for profit and power, lies and conspiracy and malice repeated over and over again designed to generate a cycle of anger, hate, and even violence.
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I agree almost completely with the president. He has described the American media - not just the news media, but all American media at all levels - quite adequately. The only point of disagreement I have is that any of them care about profit. They don't. They're in it because they're propagandists and the game is power. Money isn't really a factor.

Otherwise, this is a spot-on description of the sum total of all American media.

(and yes, I know. I am deliberately misinterpreting what he meant, because what he *said* is actually more or less correct if you remove his absurd framing of the statement)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)

10 I feel all boxed in...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (XMwZJ)

11 FJB and the entire uniparty junta.

Posted by: democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (0q+t6)

12 100 million votes in 2024!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (XxXOa)

13 So they didn't use the "Nerd Prom" theme at this year's DC suck up dinner. Probably too close to Turd Prom which is more accurate.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (Zo+Li)

14 Gray box mania.

What a bunch of degenerates, perverts, and deviants.
As well as idiots, atheists, and fucked up communists.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ufFY8)

15 Shown on the face families be attacked by the state, the rule of law and our rights and freedoms to be stripped away or elected representatives, the people are expelled from state houses for standing for the people.
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Yup. By you and yours.

The balls a statement like this requires, man. Yeesh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)

16 So we got this, and we got Trump. Great!

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (OVqT4)

17 Well, at least it'll be interesting...

@DavidWright_7 23m
News: Former President Donald Trump will participate in a CNN presidential town hall next week in New Hampshire

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 03:22 PM (jzzG8)

18 A real comedian at the WHCD would have joked about Biden's unacknowledged seventh grandchild.

Imagine the reaction...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

19 As expected, President Biden began his remarks at Saturday's White House Correspondents Association (WHCA) dinner on a serious note to and about journalists, calling the free press a pillar of a free society, not the enemy. "Tonight, our message is this: Journalism is not a crime," said Biden.
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A better man would have gone to say, "Until right now. As of now, your profession is outlawed. The doors have all been locked and you will be processed into prison directly from here. We'll round up the rest of you as it is convenient to do so."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

20 What, other people think Desantis is kind of gay too?*

*wait for it...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

21 thank god i'm on a work computer and can't watch the videos. not that i would even if i could.

i'd rather jab ice picks in my ears to help with tinnitus ....

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (Mkvkw)

22 He stole it fair and square and we have the nerve to complain about it.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (HCqyx)

23 How about all the journalists that your government is censoring, smearing, and attempting to make unemployable?
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Those aren't journalists, Ace, they're peddlers of misinformation and injustice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

24 Truth matters. As I said last year at this dinner, a poison is running through our democracy and parts of the extreme press.
Truth buried by lies and lies, living on its truth. Lies total for profit and power, lies and conspiracy and malice repeated over and over again designed to generate a cycle of anger, hate, and even violence.

Notice how he fails to name the perpetrators since they all knew he was speaking about everyone in the room.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (YXHzG)

25 Why, exactly, are you proud?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

I made a doody in my depends and had the secret service slugs clean me...tee heee...!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (tiR3O)

26 We are at the BOHICA stage of communism.

Posted by: henry at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (JMDly)

27 20 What, other people think Desantis is kind of gay too?*

*wait for it...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

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What's the Venn diagram of gay people and Nickelback fans?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (xPkf4)

28 If I wanted a laugh, I'd watch you take a leak.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (nnp+f)

29 Why don't drag queens ever go to the nursing homes to read to the elderly?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (1dM/9)

30 A better man would have gone to say, "Until right now. As of now, your profession is outlawed. The doors have all been locked and you will be processed into prison directly from here. We'll round up the rest of you as it is convenient to do so."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023

Ah, the Saddam Hussain gambit. Works every time.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (Zo+Li)

31 The WHCD is soooooooooooo white.

Alert the media!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (kJurx)

32 What's the Venn diagram of gay people and Nickelback fans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (xPkf4)

Have to ask Kamala...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

33 So they didn't use the "Nerd Prom" theme at this year's DC suck up dinner.

Nerds are people who can do differential equations.

In contrast, White House correspondents are people who enjoy fellating the people in power, so long as those people are Democrats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (2tUFv)

34 100 million votes in 2024!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (XxXOa)

i hope they go TOTALLY over the top and end up nearer 150 million votes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Mkvkw)

35 The remark about Tucker was a classic classless act by Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (2YtOq)

36 Don't think they let in a secret conservative. He ranted that drag queens aren't in schools to "groom" kids (then why are they there?), and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."

He's a Daily Show writer. So that's his speed.
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It's embarrassing and counter-productive and entirely misses the point. Whoever gets the gig for the WHCA dinner is, in every sense both literally and figuratively, a court jester. The court jester was the guy who said what everyone *knew* but wouldn't acknowledge. He was the one man who could point at the emperor and say, "you all know this dude is naked, right?"

Failure at every level. I don't even know why they bother to hold the event at this point. A nice dinner and a party and big 'ole circle-jerk. I guess that's nice enough if you're on the inside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

37 Reread both 1984 and Animal Farm recently. The dems are following these as how to books to a tee. Suddenly the Republicans were the ones who wanted to defund the police, if you don't support the Ukrainians you are a Putin apologist, equity is the new "all animals are equal some animals are more equal than others " , trannies have always been part of our history, and on and on. Not looking good for the home team

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (L+Fi+)

38 34 100 million votes in 2024!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 01, 2023 03:21 PM (XxXOa)

i hope they go TOTALLY over the top and end up nearer 150 million votes...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Mkvkw)

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I want CA to have more votes than residents, both legal and illegal. It would entertain me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (xPkf4)

39 A real comedian at the WHCD would have joked about Biden's unacknowledged seventh grandchild.

Imagine the reaction...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

where's Ricky Gervais when you need him....

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (Mkvkw)

40 We are the new White Rose Society. Whether we know it or not, whether we like it or not.

And their plans for us now are the same now as they were in the 1930s.

Having the means to resist, is all that's keeping them from doing exactly now, as then. I have no doubt, they would if they could, and they're striving to get to "could", with every fiber of their evil being.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (e6UQI)

41 Retardo doing stand up comedy, holding a violin "Take my wife. Please. Oh, she's a doctor.".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (lz5hY)

42 No holding kids by the arm or head and sniffing their hair jokes?

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (HCqyx)

43 Because the administrative state continues unabated and the lap dog opposition won't actually attack it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:20 PM (xPkf4)
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Yes, of course.

Note that he didn't take credit for an *improving* economy, just that he is "transforming" it. That's true enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)

44 I dunno, the Biden montage was pretty funny. He's got all of Hollywood working for him, so yeah there's gonna be some good jokes written for him.

Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (OalnH)

45 These guys all look like fags.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (FmapG)

46 36 Failure at every level. I don't even know why they bother to hold the event at this point. A nice dinner and a party and big 'ole circle-jerk. I guess that's nice enough if you're on the inside.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

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But first, you will figure out why we still have a White House press gaggle every week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (xPkf4)

47 You know who else didn't tolerate dissent from journalists or his audiences?

The guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, right? He was funny.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (CaJIi)

48
Gray box mania.

What a bunch of degenerates, perverts, and deviants.
As well as idiots, atheists, and fucked up communists.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Could be worse. They could be Methodists.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (n+4am)

49 C'mon, man!

youtube.com/watch?v=TnHm4ro_l8s

This is no joke!

Posted by: Zombie Joe at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (KVGVf)

50 31 The WHCD is soooooooooooo white.

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Only 98%. Don't exaggerate.

Posted by: Montec at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (OalnH)

51 What's the Venn diagram of gay people and Nickelback fans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (xPkf4)
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When Venn Diagrams are created and put together, they show how things are related and how, in the end, we're all related and together, as one. because only as one can we, as one, accomplish many things because the all of us as one are greater than just one of us as one.

Posted by: Kamala H at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (2YtOq)

52 What's the Venn diagram of gay people and Nickelback fans?
Concentric circles--all Nickelback fans are gay, but not all gays are Nickelback fans.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (XMwZJ)

53 I want CA to have more votes than residents, both legal and illegal. It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (xPkf4)

ok, i'm not sure if there's enough popcorn for this one, but i'm IN!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (Mkvkw)

54 Should I go nood🤔🤔

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

55 When is Putin going to set up a Radio Free America? We sure as hell need one, although this Administration is working to abolish AM radio to make the matter moot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KSNKu)

56 But first, you will figure out why we still have a White House press gaggle every week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:27 PM (xPkf4)
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Eh, it has a dual purpose:
1. It makes the propagandists feel important, which is good for them and helps maintain their enthusiasm to lie, cheat, steal and dissemble on behalf of the Washington power structure
2. Simply facing over the day's talking points would be a tad on-the-nose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

57 Junta members and their propganda minons celebrate.

Scum of the earth, all of them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (7RUmD)

58 51 What's the Venn diagram of gay people and Nickelback fans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (xPkf4)
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When Venn Diagrams are created and put together, they show how things are related and how, in the end, we're all related and together, as one. because only as one can we, as one, accomplish many things because the all of us as one are greater than just one of us as one.
Posted by: Kamala H at May 01, 2023 03:28 PM (2YtOq)

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Those Nickelback lyrics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (xPkf4)

59 5 to quote Mr. Roethlisberger: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MASS SHOOTERS ARE TRANNIES

Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (nnp+f)

60 I want CA to have more votes than residents, both legal and illegal. It would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (xPkf4)
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Somehow, I share in the idea that would be entertianment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (2YtOq)

61 Nerd Prom… Love that…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (PCK5/)

62 All of us are degenerates who assumed someone else called the new thread. Nobody had. I have since done so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

63 You know my economic adviser, Dr Vinny Boombatz? He's great, I tells you but he's starting to get old.

At the last cabinet meeting he grabbed my knee and told me to cough; then he hit me in the nuts with a hammer!

Posted by: Shecky Biden at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (Vwz3I)

64 Non-nooding bastiges!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (N3zMI)

65 Take your grandparents to work day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (GwxCX)

66 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a MAGA Republican white supremacist!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

67 (and yes, I know. I am deliberately misinterpreting what he meant, because what he *said* is actually more or less correct if you remove his absurd framing of the statement)

The Apostle Paul said that right off the bat that the reprobates will "exchange the truth for a lie". Decades ago when I read this, I thought it was just the occasional telling of an untruth, but later I discover that they actually believe the lies, and comprehensively invert the truth.

Rewriting history, projection, redefining words, taking a look at the Creation and trying to invert every possible thing. For example: If the Scriptures said "God made them male and female" then they are compelled by their depraved nature to respond "there is no such thing as binary genders; gender is on a spectrum".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (YXHzG)

68 Geez, the WH press sure are a bunch of lickspittle toadies, aren't they.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

69 Take your grandparents to work day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (GwxCX)
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Threadwinner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

70 no noods, work computer.

Posted by: henry at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (JMDly)

71 And my son, lemme tell ya lemme tell ya, he ain't no bargain either!

He always knows where the hookers and blow are, but he couldn't find his laptop if it was shoved up his ass!!!

Posted by: Rodney Bidenfield at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (wtvvX)

72 He ranted that drag queens aren't in schools to "groom" kids (then why are they there?), and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."
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By the drag queens? That scans

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (poG8n)

73 Why don't drag queens ever go to the nursing homes to read to the elderly?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (1dM/9)
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Because there's no children there.
Is this a trick question?

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (HCqyx)

74 The U.S. military is tracking a mysterious balloon that flew over American soil, but it’s not clear what it is or who it belongs to, according to three U.S. officials.

The object flew across portions of Hawaii but did not go over any sensitive areas, the officials said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

75 What, other people think Desantis is kind of gay too?*

*wait for it...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 01, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

I finally figured out who DeSantis sounds like to me. Mikey from Swingers.

Posted by: InZona at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (D/GbM)

76 Divide and conquer is part of the plan. That's part of why we folded like a pair of Biden's underwear after four enchiladas with jalapeños.

Posted by: Fox News at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (F5pj+)

77
Well, well, well. The IRS is hiring agents. The agents must be prepared to protect themselves or others "from physical attacks at any time and without warning and use firearms in life-threatening situations" and shouldn't be afraid to "use force up to and including the use of deadly force."

Must be after those billionaires, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (MoZTd)

78 I have been saying for 2 years Sundowner is a Chinese employee

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (xhxe8)

79 Calling this circle-jerk of smoothbrained sycophants the Nerd Prom was always an insult to nerds.

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (ivvNA)

80 Truth matters.

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Lol where are you from

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (oINRc)

81 How much does Biden get from the Mexican drug cartels?

You can't convince me that this man and his entire party aren't on the payroll of the cartels.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (VDbGO)

82 Dead Children Humor is so 2022

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (0ZDW/)

83 The nerve but "Lies told for Profits," sounds a lot like an Obama, Blinken, sister Valerie idea. (They never invent, they massage a wee bit at times & copy.) It has been used in the context of smoking, vaping.

For example, Simon Clark - Taking Liberties - An article entitled, A Billion, Trillion, Zillion, lives on 4/4/16 and readers' responses

A reader response, in part: "Millions are living examples of the Truth about Vaping and the Lies told for Profits in many nations."

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes of Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (GshMh)

84 It's interesting how the "faces in the crowd" laugh nervously, then side-eye the people around them to get a read on whether they are supposed to be laughing or not.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (ykeLU)

85 62 All of us are degenerates who assumed someone else called the new thread. Nobody had. I have since done so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

Not me. I came back from working to a new, fresh thread. If I am not first when that happens (like after 5ish or so) I do not feel compelled to fill in the blanks of courtesy for you reprobates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

86 The object flew across portions of Hawaii but did not go over any sensitive areas, the officials said.
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

Hey, we just wanted to see Obama's compound. We're fans!

Posted by: Chinese "tourists" in a military balloon. Really! at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (PiwSw)

87 Calling this circle-jerk of smoothbrained sycophants the Nerd Prom was always an insult to nerds.
Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (ivvNA)
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Yeah. They're appropriating nerd culture and implications and subverting both to enrich themselves. The WHCA dinner is in desperate need of aggressive and enthusiastic decolonization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

88 Be a shame if the pate was spoiled and the whole place came down with dysentery.

Posted by: Fox News at May 01, 2023 03:35 PM (F5pj+)

89 Take your grandparents to work day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM (GwxCX)
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Threadwinner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:31 PM

Bows slightly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 03:35 PM (GwxCX)

90
Calling this circle-jerk of smoothbrained sycophants the Nerd Prom was always an insult to nerds.
Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (ivvNA)

____________

"Nerd", even if pejorative, connotes some intelligence. Treated kindly, nerds are capable of doing valuable things. Neither of these traits applies to journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (MoZTd)

91 Proving once again, Pedo Pete is a blathering, drooling, waterhead scumbag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (N5C4b)

92 You can't comment about tranny's on YouTube and Facebook. Jail

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (HCqyx)

93 If a pole dancer from Arkansas is the one to remove the pebble that starts the avalanche, destroying the crime family who has a turd sitting in the White House, I will certainly have a good chuckle. And more power to the pole dancer. She seems like a far better quality human being than anybody in that white trash family of grifters. Also, Hunter is going to be interviewed under oath on his financials. I hope the judge says, "Mr. Biden, you are under oath, and any perjury will have you discover our jails are not what you are used to. Hope you like beans and cornbread."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (lz5hY)

94 If ever I should age so badly that I believe a giant rabbit is pursuing me at Easter, for the love of Christ, put a bullet in my head.

Posted by: zombie thomas jefferson at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Vwz3I)

95 87 Calling this circle-jerk of smoothbrained sycophants the Nerd Prom was always an insult to nerds.
Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM (ivvNA)
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Yeah. They're appropriating nerd culture and implications and subverting both to enrich themselves. The WHCA dinner is in desperate need of aggressive and enthusiastic decolonization.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"We is smart. We is important."
-Journalists, into the mirror

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (xPkf4)

96
Q: Why did the dead child cross the road?

A: Who cares? He was gonna get shot anyway!

I'll be here all week

Posted by: Roy Woods at May 01, 2023 03:37 PM (5EEC1)

97 Okay, it’s not funny… no wait, it is…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

98 Calling this circle-jerk of smoothbrained sycophants the Nerd Prom was always an insult to nerds.
Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:33 PM

Lemon was Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 03:37 PM (GwxCX)

99 94 If ever I should age so badly that I believe a giant rabbit is pursuing me at Easter, for the love of Christ, put a bullet in my head.
Posted by: zombie thomas jefferson at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Vwz3I)

========

"Well, well, well, well hey now there. That's not fair!"
-Jimmy Stewart

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:37 PM (xPkf4)

100 Why do the Polish bury their dead with their butts in the air?

Because they don't send enough money to Ukraine!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 01, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

101 The remark about Tucker was a classic classless act by Joe.

A remark like that naturally leads people to believe that the termination of Tucker had its origins in the kakistocracy.†

† the former united States presently has no government only a rogue assortment of sadistic warlords.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (YXHzG)

102 My fans clap best.

Posted by: Kim il jung at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (HCqyx)

103 Angry Old Man Who Shits Himself is corrupt to the bone.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (kSHhA)

104
Q: What is the child's favorite school activity?

A: Being killed! Ho ho ho!!!!!

Posted by: Roy Woods at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (5EEC1)

105 Did they pass out copies of Mein Kampf in the goodie bags? I haven't seen that kind of mindless fascist goose stepping since 1939.

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (F5pj+)

106 My fans clap best.
Posted by: Kim il jung at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (HCqyx)
++++
Piker.

Posted by: Stalin at May 01, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)

107 Imagine if a nerd fucked up, and hit himself hard in the brainstem with a poorly secured valve on some engineering project, and became retarded, and then got hooked on prescription drugs, and also did some prostitution to afford the drugs.

That's the closest a nerd comes to journalism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2023 03:39 PM (oINRc)

108 94 If ever I should age so badly that I believe a giant rabbit is pursuing me at Easter, for the love of Christ, put a bullet in my head.
Posted by: zombie thomas jefferson at May 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Vwz3I)

That clip was… awesome. The part where his minders came to collect him…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

109 Yeah, lemme tell ya, lemme tell ya (adjusts necktie)...

The CIA and NSA keep telling me about fat balloons hovering over sensitive areas.

They sound just like my wife!!!

Posted by: Rodney Bidenfield at May 01, 2023 03:39 PM (wtvvX)

110 These people are fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (XGZoL)

111 Did all the profits from that event go to Alzheimer's research or did the Biden's split it among themselves?

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (F5pj+)

112 I also like the clip of him falling off his bicycle…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

113 110 These people are fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (XGZoL)

==========

"And we've had enough!"
-the pigs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:41 PM (xPkf4)

114
"Everyone learns to write by the second grade. Most go on to do more important things." - Bobby Knight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:41 PM (MoZTd)

115 Example number eleventy billion that Paste Eatin' Joe is exactly what they accused Trump of being.

What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2023 03:41 PM (9VBwF)

116 This circle jerk has already got all the publicity it deserves, which is too bad, because to the average voter who doesn't pay attention, it would tend to make them less inclined to vote for Biden. We're talking about a few thousand people in about 10 states, enough to overcome the margin of fraud. That's who the whole persuasion effort needs to be targeted at. This event is negative persuasion and needs to be amplified.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 01, 2023 03:41 PM (7B5FA)

117 It's going to be really funny when Tucker comes back sooner then they think with more viewers then on our lame channel.

By the way, how's my ratings doin?

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:42 PM (F5pj+)

118
I also like the clip of him falling off his bicycle…
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

___________

Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:42 PM (MoZTd)

119 My fans clap best.
Posted by: Kim il jung at May 01, 2023 03:38 PM (HCqyx)
++++
Piker.
Posted by: Stalin at May 01, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)

What sort of clap are we talking about hiere?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 01, 2023 03:42 PM (xhaym)

120 All the maturity of a jr. hi locker room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:42 PM (XGZoL)

121 "Everyone learns to write by the second grade. Most go on to do more important things." - Bobby Knight

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:41 PM (MoZTd)

Man I miss that guy.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 01, 2023 03:43 PM (wtvvX)

122 Minniefield:
First in Comments
First in nooding
First in the hearts of his Morons

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:43 PM (HCqyx)

123 If you get past the flat jokes, essentially everything Biden said is total and utter projection.

This has always been a hallmark of the left.

But it's reached insane levels. It truly is a cult. Charles Manson claimed he preached love.

Posted by: RM at May 01, 2023 03:43 PM (0eYOS)

124 118
I also like the clip of him falling off his bicycle…
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

___________

Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2023 03:42 PM (MoZTd)

I loved how somebody added that to Google-Maps.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 01, 2023 03:43 PM (N3zMI)

125 They probably invited Fox but they have to sit at the kids table.

Posted by: Zek at May 01, 2023 03:44 PM (5FPX4)

126 Posted by: Jim at May 01, 2023 03:26 PM (e6UQI)

I've been talking about ditches since way before it was fashionable. Also always said media would encourage it slash ignore it and "Republicans" would do the same. Going back to 2009 or so. And now it's just about here.

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2023 03:44 PM (5EEC1)

127 Nerd Prom? More like Turd Farm.

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:44 PM (F5pj+)

128 >>> 73 Why don't drag queens ever go to the nursing homes to read to the elderly?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (1dM/9)
****
Because there's no children there.
Is this a trick question?
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (HCqyx)

There was this one drag queen in PA who went to visit an elderly person in a nursing home.... to move *his* mother to another facility that wasn't taking in woofloo patients.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2023 03:44 PM (llON8)

129 Uggh. Is it too late to ask Charles III to take us back?
(Kidding. Sort of.)

Posted by: Dr Alice at May 01, 2023 03:44 PM (f2s+m)

130 "I've caught fish that were smarter than you."

- Bobby Knight addressing a sports journalist

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (Xrfse)

131 These people are fucking pigs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:40 PM (XGZoL)
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Probably not.

Minors, yes. Pigs, no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

132 I believe that if the truth came out the Bidens would be revealed as far worse than imagined.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (kSHhA)

133 If Washington is Hollywood for ugly people then the Press Correspondents dinner is Washington for retarded people.

Posted by: Zek at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (5FPX4)

134 "They probably invited Fox but they have to sit at the kids table."

We actually got a seat at the dais thanks to Rupert's efforts to keep any opposition to Democrats off the air until after they wheel Biden through the door again.

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (F5pj+)

135 "First person to quit clapping for Joe gets the bullet".

Friendly reminder on a White House Correspondent's Dinner menu.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (lz5hY)

136 132 I believe that if the truth came out the Bidens would be revealed as far worse than imagined.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 01, 2023 03:45 PM (kSHhA)

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"At least he's not Trump."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (xPkf4)

137 Once again Trump was correct in refusing to attend the thing. I remember how the press screeched and howled when he declined to sit with these jackals.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (6yC8m)

138 Biden at WHCD
King Shit on Turd Hill

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

139 You can tell the op to "get rid of Biden" is fully underway by the laughter and applause.

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (L9+hV)

140 ""Tonight, unlike last year, Brittney Griner is here with her wife Cherelle. Brittney, where you are, kid? Stand up. Come on. I love this woman. Love you, Brittney," Biden said."

***

Yes I'm sure you do, Pudding Brain. It's a shame we can't show you to 1980s Joe Biden.

By the way, those two have all the sexual allure of a combine harvester accident.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (wb1YC)

141 With regards to violence: As an Emergency Manager I get all kinds of reports from the FIB. Just got one last week from the FIB on gun violence numbers from 2022. Interesting part is a caveat they included which was the numbers don't include gun violence from gangs or domestic violence. Well, there you go. So all of the shootings every weekend in Dem run large cities are not included.

Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (oiNtH)

142 I came.
I typed.
I deleted.

Posted by: Zek at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (5FPX4)

143 >>> 137 Once again Trump was correct in refusing to attend the thing. I remember how the press screeched and howled when he declined to sit with these jackals.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (6yC8m)

In retrospect, maybe it could have been useful for... other things. Maybe in face-colander times it will be.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (llON8)

144 Yes I'm sure you do, Pudding Brain. It's a shame we can't show you to 1980s Joe Biden. ...
Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (wb1YC)
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Holy shit, I did it! I'm president! Yahoooooo!

Posted by: 1980s Biden at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

145 137 Once again Trump was correct in refusing to attend the thing. I remember how the press screeched and howled when he declined to sit with these jackals.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (6yC8m)

Yes. In the Trump “+” and “-“ tally sheet, that is a solid “+”….

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (PCK5/)

146 140 By the way, those two have all the sexual allure of a combine harvester accident.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (wb1YC)

=========

Haven't you heard?

Ugly is beautiful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (xPkf4)

147 I once saw Bobby Knight (after he retired) at a furniture store. Some fan-boi was approaching him, and Knight's wife deftly cut fan-boi off, and pleasantly told him that her husband was there to shop for furniture. She handled it brilliantly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (xPJvm)

148 Part of the poison is calling the republic a democracy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 03:17 PM (Bd6X

The kink brings on the shame. They get a buzz off it. Like cutting LSD with strychnine.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (HCqyx)

149 >>> 141 With regards to violence: As an Emergency Manager I get all kinds of reports from the FIB. Just got one last week from the FIB on gun violence numbers from 2022. Interesting part is a caveat they included which was the numbers don't include gun violence from gangs or domestic violence. Well, there you go. So all of the shootings every weekend in Dem run large cities are not included.

Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2023 03:47 PM (oiNtH)

But *they* aren't the racists. /////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2023 03:48 PM (llON8)

150 Oh Joe you card, you know how you always leave the toilet seat up!

Posted by: Those Sharp and Incisive Critics of the WH PressWhore at May 01, 2023 03:49 PM (5FPX4)

151 I ask YOU what YOU think is GOOD, and then I agree that it's GOOD because YOU said it's GOOD.

Posted by: Not a Nerd, but a Journalist at May 01, 2023 03:49 PM (oINRc)

152 I'd like to go, I'd only to dip my dick in the punchbowl, balls deep, and watch them all drink it.

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:49 PM (F5pj+)

153 Brittney Griner is the Michael Jordan of Caitlyn Jenners.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ykeLU)

154 No I am glad Trump did not attend… the worst backhanded glove slap across the face of pathological Attention Whores is being ignored…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:50 PM (PCK5/)

155 This event is getting more and more like Sadamm Hussein's talks where anyone not applauding were yanked out of the audience and never heard from again.

Posted by: Cheri at May 01, 2023 03:50 PM (oiNtH)

156 Megyn Kelly wore a b right red cap saying "Make Women Female Again", and posted a picture of herself wearing it -- and said she got huge positive response.

Hats going on sale!

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 01, 2023 03:51 PM (vIvCx)

157 Brittney Griner is a journalist?
No wonder a55ho traded it for a Russian arms dealer.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:51 PM (HCqyx)

158 Presidents in my lifetime. Truman, Ike, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2, Obama, Trump and Slo. So a third of those who made the cut since the founding. And with 4,6,7,9,10,11,12 and 14 on that list being in the lowest decile of history, circa 20% were worthless. We're not sending our best.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 03:51 PM (oWBc3)

159 156 Megyn Kelly wore a b right red cap saying "Make Women Female Again", and posted a picture of herself wearing it -- and said she got huge positive response.

Hats going on sale!
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 01, 2023 03:51 PM (vIvCx)

=========

She's gonna make some bank! Buy her merch!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:52 PM (xPkf4)

160 Let me tweak that a bit:

Brittney Griner is the Dennis Rodman of Caitlyn Jenners.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:52 PM (ykeLU)

161 Keep waiting for Sundowner to stroke out, on live TV would be nice so they can't hide it

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2023 03:52 PM (xhxe8)

162 I'd like to go, I'd only to dip my dick in the punchbowl, balls deep, and watch them all drink it.
Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 03:49 PM (F5pj+)

Am I invited?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at May 01, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

163 The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2023 03:52 PM (pwExq)

164 "...and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."

***

Every journalist and every European on social media is completely convinced that a coroner's wagon pulls up outside every US schoolhouse every day and loads up the dead bodies.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:53 PM (wb1YC)

165 Presidents in my lifetime. Truman, Ike, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2, Obama, Trump and Slo.

I don't think this guy is actually 29.

Posted by: spindrift at May 01, 2023 03:54 PM (ivvNA)

166 This leggy blonde can't find the words to describe how happy she is that she was not invited or - even worse - obliged to attend the WHCA party:
https://is.gd/aeJvk0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

167 164 Every journalist and every European on social media is completely convinced that a coroner's wagon pulls up outside every US schoolhouse every day and loads up the dead bodies.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:53 PM (wb1YC)

===========

Because it happens around schools in Chicago every day?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:54 PM (xPkf4)

168 Once again Trump was correct in refusing to attend the thing. I remember how the press screeched and howled when he declined to sit with these jackals.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 01, 2023 03:46 PM (6yC8m)

After about 5 minutes, he should cut the power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:55 PM (XGZoL)

169 The object flew across portions of Hawaii but did not go over any sensitive areas, the officials said.

Verily, theses are "officials" who know little of Hawaii.
Every damn hill is hollow.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 01, 2023 03:55 PM (jYCXf)

170 I wonder if a grateful Cherelle gave Pedo Joe a beejer for getting her "husband" sprung from the Russki pokey?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2023 03:55 PM (tkR6S)

171 The balls on these fucking guys!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2023 03:55 PM (aD39U)

172 Biden's face has more sheen than Emilio Estevez.

(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (ykeLU)

173 It used to be that everyone in the media suggested that anyone that worked for THE MAN and not some lefty cause was just a capitalist hooker - but now that the MAN is the "cause" in their lefty eyes - they are all flaunting their wares down main street, aren't they?

Shame is - Americans that worked for companies and helped build industries were motivated by that good work - but nobody says "selfish hooker" more than the lefty media types. They build nothing but more prostitution for themselves - shameful.

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (+Cgut)

174 should have

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (XGZoL)

175 Megyn Kelly Poses Poolside in Bikini But It’s Her Red HAT That Gets Big Reaction

Ace, have you seen this? Your crush in a bikini top, looking pretty good "for her age".

https://tinyurl.com/2p94cxzp

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (FCbAQ)

176 Biden's face has more sheen than Emilio Estevez.

Mrs928 was commenting on this this very morning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (aD39U)

177 A tranny at MLK High in Riverside, CA has been exposing himself to girls in the locker room and attacking any of the students who stand up to him.

Here's video of him physically assaulting a girl who's over a foot shorter and probably a good 80lbs lighter.

https://bit.ly/40SO31I

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (R38qh)

178 Those shoes are not very sensible, either.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

179 Another joke:

zerohedge @zerohedge · 3h
"It All Went South": Jack Dorsey Criticizes Elon Musk’s Twitter Leadership

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (Vwz3I)

180 The giggling at the lack of coverage of Slo Joe's document scandal pissed me off. These people need to be laid off and they need a Biden depression so deep they (try to) learn to code.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (P6qMv)

181 175 Ace, have you seen this? Your crush in a bikini top, looking pretty good "for her age".

https://tinyurl.com/2p94cxzp
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (FCbAQ)

==========

*vomits in mouth a bit*
-Don Lemon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (xPkf4)

182 'No joke"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (EZebt)

183 Ace, have you seen this? Your crush in a bikini top, looking pretty good "for her age".

https://tinyurl.com/2p94cxzp
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (FCbAQ)

The friend has had some work but still...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (aD39U)

184 Good news, everyone! Biden has reduced the deficit by $1,700,000,000,000!

Biden Falsely Claims He Cut The Deficit By $1.7 Trillion

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (FVME7)

185 Because it happens around schools in Chicago every day?

***

Any critique of a European country or their government on social media automatically results in several hundred asshats in Europe frantically typing "Oh yeah? At least we don't have 800 school shootings every half hour! Also I am incredibly Smart because our four year olds know what rimming is!"

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (wb1YC)

186 172 Biden's face has more sheen than Emilio Estevez.

(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (ykeLU)

Nah… it’s the Madame Tussaud Beauty Creme…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (PCK5/)

187 158 Yep. Same here. I also remember the Mickey Mouse Club being pre empted by one of the political conventions. Pissed off little guy I was.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (lz5hY)

188 I couldn't make it through Biden's clip. Thats what she said.

Posted by: 80's music fan at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (glGDV)

189 Why does Sleepy Joe always sniff his fingers?

Not a joke!

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (HCqyx)

190 “This [debt limit bill] bill was hastily drafted and forced through the House at a break-neck speed,” Schumer wrote, arguing it was not vetted in a House committee the way bills typically are.

We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it" -- anonymous Democrat

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

191 MeAgain is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (XGZoL)

192 Ace, have you seen this? Your crush in a bikini top, looking pretty good "for her age".

https://tinyurl.com/2p94cxzp
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM (FCbAQ)

Way past her prime.

Posted by: Don Lemoan at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

193 Why don't drag queens ever go to the nursing homes to read to the elderly?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 03:24 PM (1dM/9)

They probably don't like getting smacked upside the head with a loaded cane.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (tkR6S)

194 185 Any critique of a European country or their government on social media automatically results in several hundred asshats in Europe frantically typing "Oh yeah? At least we don't have 800 school shootings every half hour! Also I am incredibly Smart because our four year olds know what rimming is!"
Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 03:58 PM (wb1YC)

===========

I can't believe they would compare themselves to us when they force women into the kitchen because they deny abortions after 15 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (xPkf4)

195 179 Another joke:

zerohedge @zerohedge · 3h
"It All Went South": Jack Dorsey Criticizes Elon Musk’s Twitter Leadership
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 03:57 PM (Vwz3I)

Jack is kinda last year….

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

196 All of the NeverTrumpers and other plant and bug-based meats will stay silent because (other than the fact that they were frauds and greedy without integrity) they are the cowards of the bunch.

We are seeing just who all of the cowards are.

Posted by: artisanal ette at May 01, 2023 03:59 PM (uQPen)

197 Biden's face has more sheen than Emilio Estevez.

Mrs928 was commenting on this this very morning.

****

"Amateurs."
- Gretchen Whitmer

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 04:00 PM (wb1YC)

198
Pigs? Not the sows. Boars are a certainty, though.

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2023 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)

199 Biden's face has more sheen than Emilio Estevez.

(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 03:56 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2023 04:01 PM (KkFZv)

200 I'll bet griner was getting estrogen IV's by the gallon on return from Russia.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2023 04:01 PM (i7drE)

201 BTW, another balloon over U.S. territory; didn't bother seeing where. [yawn]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)

202 Griner IS an odd looking person.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM (PCK5/)

203 ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*******

Thanks.
I labor for my craft.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM (ykeLU)

204 Jack Dorsey is the Jim Cramer of Elon Musks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 01, 2023 04:03 PM (EZebt)

205 Thanks.
I labor for my craft.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM

And yet it appears so effortless.

*dons hat*

*doffs hat in respect*

*leaves hat off*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2023 04:04 PM (KkFZv)

206 Who's the blonde in the last clip?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 01, 2023 04:04 PM (J2vNu)

207 Balloon was/is over Hawaii.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:04 PM (Vwz3I)

208 Here's a big global consultancy's vision of the future, including the constant spying and automation and family break-up and shrinking living quarters and lack of personal transit as everything is pulled into a clean and bright and shiny postindustrial panopticon where individuals are all happy cogs in the metaversal machinery:
https://youtu.be/8PRHZfWvyrw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

209 208 Here's a big global consultancy's vision of the future, including the constant spying and automation and family break-up and shrinking living quarters and lack of personal transit as everything is pulled into a clean and bright and shiny postindustrial panopticon where individuals are all happy cogs in the metaversal machinery:
https://youtu.be/8PRHZfWvyrw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

==========

"Sounds great!"
-The same people who didn't think The Life of Julia was a direct insult

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 04:06 PM (xPkf4)

210 In case you haven't noticed McCarthy is allowing shit for brains to borrow the money for interest on the national debt. And shit for brains is going to claim that isn't enough of investment.

It's like a house note with a mortgage amount that grows every month. And you keep sending them checks.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:06 PM (HCqyx)

211 208 Here's a big global consultancy's vision of the future, including the constant spying and automation and family break-up and shrinking living quarters and lack of personal transit as everything is pulled into a clean and bright and shiny postindustrial panopticon where individuals are all happy cogs in the metaversal machinery:
https://youtu.be/8PRHZfWvyrw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

You used Panopticon in a sentence… that’s good for a Monday..

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (PCK5/)

212 President Biden wrongly claimed that he slashed the national debt by $1.7 trillion — despite increasing it by about $3.84 trillion over his first two years in office

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

213 In case you haven't noticed McCarthy is allowing shit for brains to borrow the money for interest on the national debt. And shit for brains is going to claim that isn't enough of investment. ...
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:06 PM (HCqyx)
++++
Borrowing new money at a higher rate to pay off the interest on old money borrowed at a lower rate is a great way to go totally bankrupt very, very quickly.

Especially when you're still running a deficit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

214 Balloon was/is over Hawaii.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:04 PM (Vwz3I)
........

Don't worry. It's not as if Hawaii has ever been the focus of an attack or anything...

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

215 When is Putin going to set up a Radio Free America? We sure as hell need one, although this Administration is working to abolish AM radio to make the matter moot.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KSNKu)

There hundreds of millions of legacy AM radios out there in the wild. If the Demofags cancel all AM radio transmitting licences, you will able to hear AM radio from many powerful transmitter outside the nations's borders.

And no reason Radio Free America could not broadcast in FM, or stream on the 'net, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (tkR6S)

216 Off Topic:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: Illinois interstate 55 pileup here’s what we know
- Occurred shortly before 1:00pm CST
- Dust storm reported in area shortly before crash
- 100+ vehicles involved
- 5+ fatalities reported
- Dozens injured
- Emergency crews now searching
- Multiple medical helicopters requested
- Authorities have shut down a 17-mile stretch of I-55 between exits 63 and exits 80.

IllinoisStatePolice @ILStatePolice · 2h
**UPDATE at approximately 12:11 p.m.**
Interstate 55 is shut down from milepost 52 – 80, both directions. Divernon City Hall being used as reunification post for families of people involved in the crash.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (Vwz3I)

217 "what the actual f*** people? This was our exact plot and we got murdered for it!!!"
--Hydra in Captain America II

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (0hOvj)

218 Griner IS an odd looking person.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM (PCK5/)

Built like Alice the Goon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (xPJvm)

219 Could be worse. They could be Methodists.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2023

***
I'm reminded of the old Johnny Cash song:

"The one on the left was on the Right,
And the one on the right was in the middle,
And the guy in the middle was on the Left,
And the guy in the rear . . . burned his driver's license."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (J2vNu)

220 213 Borrowing new money at a higher rate to pay off the interest on old money borrowed at a lower rate is a great way to go totally bankrupt very, very quickly.

Especially when you're still running a deficit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

===========

*scribbles "Kevin McCarthy is a genius warlord who will rule us all after the collapse" onto 2023 BINGO card*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 04:09 PM (xPkf4)

221 zerohedge @zerohedge · 3h
"It All Went South": Jack Dorsey Criticizes Elon Musk’s Twitter Leadership
Posted by: andycanuck

***

Jack must miss having the government's arm up his ass everyday.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 04:09 PM (wb1YC)

222 The comments on his speech show that they all loved it and think Biden is the greatest. Everyone in that room voted for Biden, so that includes all the people making great comments on how great Biden is. Lots of Biden supporters out there, like it or not.

Posted by: Colin at May 01, 2023 04:10 PM (79jRz)

223 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
Wow. Not good at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

224 Oregon, on I-5 south of Albany there was field burning going on (farmers burn off the stubble from wheat fields to help clear it out etc). The winds shifted and the entire black cloud if 500 acres of burning stubble covered the freeway, causing a 21-car pileup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:10 PM (0hOvj)

225 217 "what the actual f*** people? This was our exact plot and we got murdered for it!!!"
--Hydra in Captain America II
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (0hOvj)

===========

"I was going to give HYDRA, but I was told to redo my nails after my Powerpoint presentation on representation in the special forces."
-Captain America (xe/xir)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 04:10 PM (xPkf4)

226 That I5 crackup was decades go, caused a change in laws regarding field burning. Thankfully only 7 people died.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)

227 "Sounds great!"
-The same people who didn't think The Life of Julia was a direct insult

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 04:06 PM (xPkf4)

ha, forgot about Julia. I'm sure she's Julius now.

Posted by: artisanal ette at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (uQPen)

228 Dust storms in Illinois… Illinois Okies coming up???

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

229 The object flew across portions of Hawaii but did not go over any sensitive areas, the officials said.
Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

Is this not a sensitive area?

Posted by: the Goddess Pele, grabbing crotch at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (tkR6S)

230 Kim Gardner's now has only one remaining ADA and over 400 violent felony cases.
Magic Eight Ball predicts:

Dozens are going to be murdered.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (HCqyx)

231 Joe makes me want to🤮
I think I despise him more than Obama.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

232 Griner IS an odd looking person.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM

JarJar Binks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:13 PM (GwxCX)

233 232 Griner IS an odd looking person.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM

JarJar Binks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:13 PM (GwxCX)

Yes!!! If it gets an ears mod, perfect!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

234 Seeing them all laugh at their own hypocrisy really makes me wish they'd all die of syphilis.

Posted by: SMFH at May 01, 2023 04:15 PM (XaM6f)

235 The object flew across portions of Hawaii but did not go over any sensitive areas, the officials said.
Posted by: SMOD

****

Not to put too fine a point on it but if you're high enough in the air you can literally see (and scan) all of Hawaii. If I recall correctly Hawaii is about the size of Belgium in terms of land mass.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 04:15 PM (wb1YC)

236 I think I despise him more than Obama.

Obama actually had likable moments. He was really good with kids, he wasn't groping anything, he was just really happy and kindly. Biden is just scum, he's always been scum, he will always be scum. He's a rapist, child molesting, embezzling, corrupt, lying piece of trash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)

237 Bill Melugin @BillFOXLA · 2h
Woah!! Over 22,000 Border Patrol apprehensions in the last 72 hours, an average of over 7,000 per day, putting us right back into peak numbers we were seeing last year - as we are now 10 days away from the lifting of Title 42 and an expected major surge. Buckle up.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM (Vwz3I)

238 Commies wildin' in France.

https://bit.ly/44vXkjl

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM (R38qh)

239 Joe makes me want to🤮
I think I despise him more than Obama.
Posted by: redridinghood

They're equally bad in different ways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM (jzzG8)

240 230 Kim Gardner's now has only one remaining ADA and over 400 violent felony cases.
Magic Eight Ball predicts:

Dozens are going to be murdered.
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (HCqyx)

Thank God the paraders are all locked up in D.C. or we'd have a real mess on our hands!

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)

241 Griner IS an odd looking person.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:02 PM (PCK5/)

Built like Alice the Goon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at May 01, 2023 04:08 PM (xPJvm)

nah, not as good looking as Alice...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (Mkvkw)

242 We have a ruling class indifferent and/or hostile to at least half the country. Worse, they seem intent on rubbing our noses on their grip on power, laughing as they do it and confident nothing can touch them and their tech lord and press lap dogs will keep a lid on things,

Maybe, maybe not. But I don't think the ruling classes per-revolutionary France or Russia ever had this level of contempt and snobbery towards their subjects. Not even close. So they better hope they can keep their grip on power.

Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (cUYo/)

243 The Potemkin President.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (AMIL/)

244 I have a dipshit neighbor down at the end of our road. He is burning a bunch of wood today. Good thinking with 40 mph winds and dry conditions dipshit. Maybe when we had 4 feet of snow would have been a better time. Fucking idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (GwxCX)

245 Kim Gardner's now has only one remaining ADA and over 400 violent felony cases.
Magic Eight Ball predicts:

Dozens are going to be murdered.

Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (HCqyx)

----------

During Asian Pacific American Heritage Trans Genocide Vengeance Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (vVXb0)

246
I loathe that mofo and his sycophants. One of them showed up at our dog park this morning and buzzkilled any polite and intelligent conversation by her spittle-flecked rants at Republicans in the court system and her "Just do me, Joe!" gushing over this sinner.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

247 i don't get it. Wheat straw is a money maker. Harvest the wheat, cut and bale the straw and turn the remainder under for soil compost. Why burn anything?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (i7drE)

248 237 Bill Melugin @BillFOXLA · 2h
Woah!! Over 22,000 Border Patrol apprehensions in the last 72 hours, an average of over 7,000 per day, putting us right back into peak numbers we were seeing last year - as we are now 10 days away from the lifting of Title 42 and an expected major surge. Buckle up.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM (Vwz3I)

Expect an EXPLOSION of Mom and Pop ( and 50 relatives) Taquerias across the country….

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:18 PM (PCK5/)

249 Cop on fire in France.

https://bit.ly/40ODrkp

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 04:18 PM (R38qh)

250 CNN asks why SO many of us are unhappy with the country

-
Yeah, what's to complain about?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

251 Woah!! Over 22,000 Border Patrol apprehensions in the last 72 hours, an average of over 7,000 per day, putting us right back into peak numbers we were seeing last year - as we are now 10 days away from the lifting of Title 42 and an expected major surge. Buckle up.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM

I love Beetlejuice in one of her final pleas that Abbot stop shipping dreamsicles to Chiraq. LOLGF Groot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:19 PM (GwxCX)

252 Built like Alice the Goon.

LOL for real, great line. And not wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:19 PM (0hOvj)

253 244 I have a dipshit neighbor down at the end of our road. He is burning a bunch of wood today. Good thinking with 40 mph winds and dry conditions dipshit. Maybe when we had 4 feet of snow would have been a better time. Fucking idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (GwxCX)

Hope you are upwind…

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

254 Shecky effs-up again...

The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle · 3h
Biden Defeated By The Teleprompter, Again

https://tinyurl.com/5c3bpuwy
24 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM (Vwz3I)

255 Soul of the nation, eh. Like selling out to the Chinese, money laundering in Ukraine, economic and cultural destruction, child grooming, and chopping dicks and tits off teenagers? That soul of nation?

Posted by: Some souls deserve to go to hell at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM (pLSJi)

256 > I have a dipshit neighbor down at the end of our road. He is burning a bunch of wood today.

Do you need a burn permit to do that sort of thing where you are?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM (R38qh)

257 Dust storms in Illinois… Illinois Okies coming up???
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

nah, we had them back in the 80s as well. typically if the winds hit at JUST the right time between plowing and planting / sprouting, you can see some dust storms.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM (Mkvkw)

258 254 Shecky effs-up again...

The Columbia Bugle @ColumbiaBugle · 3h
Biden Defeated By The Teleprompter, Again

https://tinyurl.com/5c3bpuwy
24 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM (Vwz3I)

What a dipshit!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2023 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

259 Kim Gardner's now has only one remaining ADA and over 400 violent felony cases.
Magic Eight Ball predicts:

Dozens are going to be murdered.
Posted by: torabora at May 01, 2023 04:11 PM (HCqyx)

It's St. Louis. Dozens are murdered every month. Not having a prosecutor in town won't make much difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 04:22 PM (Vj3d7)

260 i don't get it. Wheat straw is a money maker. Harvest the wheat, cut and bale the straw and turn the remainder under for soil compost.

it eliminates the stubble, seed and weed buildup, and pests. A farmer explains it this way:

"There are a couple of things that will happen if the straw is not burned. One, that 'trash' and stubble and straw is now going to remain in the field. When I go to make those hay bales again, the straw is going to be mulched up in there. This reduces the quality of my product,

"Hay is when you cut it, rake it, and bale it up. The fibers are much longer and they make those real pretty flakes. The straw is a lot more beat up and turns into a pile of mush. Straw is different than hay,"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 01, 2023 04:22 PM (0hOvj)

261 OT:

People wonder why rhetorical attacks on conservative justices have suddenly increased over the last few weeks. Some seem to assume that this is retribution for Dobbs. Others seem to think it's about preventing an overruling of affirmative action.

Do you really think the power centers of the left are as wedded to affirmative action as they were to Roe v Wade? No, I think it's about Chevron. There's a case due to go before SCOTUS (Loper v. Raimondo) that could undo Chevron, which would devastate the ability of the administrative state to rule without input from Congress, inventing laws (regulations) and keeping people in administrative courts for years.

I think the power centers of the left are afraid of losing Chevron. I hope they have good reason to fear losing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 04:22 PM (xPkf4)

262 Truth matters. As I said last year at this dinner, a poison is running through our democracy and parts of the extreme press.
Truth buried by lies and lies, living on its truth. Lies total for profit and power, lies and conspiracy and malice repeated over and over again designed to generate a cycle of anger, hate, and even violence.

You idiot, shut up! It's a secret!

Posted by: Joe's Earpiece at May 01, 2023 04:23 PM (CaJIi)

263 35 The remark about Tucker was a classic classless act by Joe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at May 01, 2023 03:25 PM (2YtOq)

Yeah, he really knows how to unite the nation.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 01, 2023 04:23 PM (okGHj)

264 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Left-wing activists and media outlets took an out of context clip and accused Montana State Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe, who just successfully pushed the ban on pediatric gender mutilation in the state, of saying she'd rather have her daughter commit suicide than become transgender.

Her daughter is not transgender, she didn't mention anything about her being trans. She told a heartfelt story about her daughter's struggles with suicidal thoughts and how she had to not give in to her emotional demands.

Here is Rep. Seekins-Crowe's full response.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8e24eb

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 04:23 PM (NpAcC)

265 I have a dipshit neighbor down at the end of our road. He is burning a bunch of wood today. Good thinking with 40 mph winds and dry conditions dipshit. Maybe when we had 4 feet of snow would have been a better time. Fucking idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:17 PM (GwxCX)

*throws leaves on the fire*

Posted by: Minnfidel's neighbor at May 01, 2023 04:23 PM (+Wcyp)

266 Do you need a burn permit to do that sort of thing where you are?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 04:20 PM

Technically but we're out in the country and many people will call it a "recreational" fire and LIB. I don't know anyone who's ever gotten a ticket for not getting a permit. The guy is going to end up a Darwin award winner at some point.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:24 PM (GwxCX)

267 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 01, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

Lotta creepy stuff in there.

But the "Julia visits her parents" part was unrealistic. We know the actual thing would be "Julia's parents' suburban home where she grew up has been converted to council housing for our new guest workers. She will be transported there in the boot of a gypsy cab operated by a gang of her very arduous betters. Also, everything about this is very green, because the cab is a rickshaw."

Posted by: Not a Nerd, but a Journalist at May 01, 2023 04:24 PM (oINRc)

268 NOOD Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 01, 2023 04:24 PM (nRMeC)

269 @237

>>as we are now 10 days away from the lifting of Title 42 and an expected major surge. Buckle up.

Like that scene from World War Z.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2023 04:24 PM (up/3i)

270 It is Communist Day in France after all

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2023 04:25 PM (xhxe8)

271 Another very large bank goes down.

First Republic Bank had ~$173 Billion in loans, $30 Billion in securities, and $92 Billion in deposits.

Everything's fine, though. Everything's fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 04:25 PM (R38qh)

272 Dust storms, Okies. Good friends of mine, and other Arkansans that have accepted me refer to Okies as Joads. Why, because of the book they read. All over the magic 29 years age. Below 29, "Yo, dude, what's a Joad?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 01, 2023 04:25 PM (lz5hY)

273 A real comedian at the WHCD would have joked about Biden's unacknowledged seventh grandchild.

Tying that joke into Doctor Jill constantly dressing like a discounter stripper was right there, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2023 04:25 PM (X4R3E)

274 NOOD Tucker Carlson & Newsmax

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2023 04:25 PM (DRSnL)

275 Isn't Affirmative Action an Executive order?
I could be wrong...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 01, 2023 04:26 PM (jTmQV)

276 Straw is different than hay,

Straw is garbage, you only use it for bedding. Hay is grass, animals eat it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2023 04:26 PM (CaJIi)

277 *throws leaves on the fire*
Posted by: Minnfidel's neighbor at May 01, 2023 04:23 PM

LOL. I am going to be pissed if he starts my woods on fire. I was thinking about giving the sheriff a call but I don't want to be that guy. I am going to go down and point out that these conditions aren't the greatest for having a roaring brush pile fire.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2023 04:27 PM (GwxCX)

278 I'm always confused by the alleged border surge and explosion of illegals. They act as if they has not been happening since Trump left office. What small percentage have been turned away, maybe 10 or 20% (who probably get in anyway using other methods?)

The only surge is in occasional MSM coverage when they can't hide how bad it is.

Posted by: Ripley at May 01, 2023 04:27 PM (cUYo/)

279 Christopher, whole lot of oddities in that statement. It takes years to establish good hay fields and you don't up and decide to plant a grain crop in you hay field

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2023 04:28 PM (i7drE)

280 There's a case due to go before SCOTUS (Loper v. Raimondo) that could undo Chevron, which would devastate the ability of the administrative state to rule without input from Congress, inventing laws (regulations) and keeping people in administrative courts for years.

ATC is already warming up the Sybian. (Chevron deference going down is her personal white whale).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 01, 2023 04:28 PM (X4R3E)

281 4 I have a dipshit neighbor down at the end of our road. He is burning a bunch of wood today. Good thinking with 40 mph winds and dry conditions dipshit. Maybe when we had 4 feet of snow would have been a better time. Fucking idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May

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Our winds have to be at least 6 but not more than 23. 40 is nuts.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 04:29 PM (q1SSm)

282 Woah!! Over 22,000 Border Patrol apprehensions in the last 72 hours, an average of over 7,000 per day, putting us right back into peak numbers we were seeing last year - as we are now 10 days away from the lifting of Title 42 and an expected major surge. Buckle up.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 01, 2023 04:16 PM

Meanwhile, the scumbag who killed 5 in Cleveland, Texas, on Friday night is still on the run. He is a 4-time deported illegal. He may already be across the border. He has a lot of experience avoiding the Gringo authorities. Admiral Painter (aka Fred Thompson), this stuff is ALREADY out of control.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 04:29 PM (AMIL/)

283 "In case she needs to cut down on square metres." That's your problem right there, in one sentence.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 01, 2023 04:30 PM (7B5FA)

284 Let's be honest. Griner is a freak.

Posted by: Ziba at May 01, 2023 04:30 PM (4h9M3)

285 Does Hallmark make a card for Trans Genocide Vengeance Month? If so is it pro or anti?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2023 04:30 PM (eFaiq)

286 Stop calling it a border. There is NO BORDER.

Posted by: Ziba at May 01, 2023 04:33 PM (4h9M3)

287 I'm probably the only Irish you ever mentioned never to drink in his life anyway. I
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I'm calling bullshit.

Sure Joey's a T-totaller. Sure.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2)

288 Stop calling it a border. There is NO BORDER.
Posted by: Ziba at May 01, 2023 04:33 PM (4h9M3)
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It doesn't even border on a border.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 04:54 PM (krQz2)

289 Ha Ha HA Ha!!! Such funny jokes, Uncle Joe.

Or did this senile old piece of shit not realize he was even AT the comedic "nErD pRoM" ?

What a fucking useless fuck.

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