Bud Light Sales Down 26.1%

These are sales outside of bars and restaurants -- from liquor stores and grocery stores.

Though I can't imagine why the sales would be any better in bars or restaurants, where people can see you drinking the Transgender Cocktail.

The Dylan Mulvaney controversy continues to hurt Bud Light.
Beer Business Daily reported Sunday that Bud LIght's off-premise sales volume--the amount of beer sold outside of restaurants and bars--was down 26.1% from a year earlier in the week ended April 22, based on scan data. Volumes were down 21.1% in the prior week, while so far this year, Bud Light volumes are down 8%.
The figures include sales at grocery stores, convenience stores, and liquor stores.
"The shocking deterioration of Bud Light Blue's market share continued apace through the third week of April -- and actually somehow worsened. We've never seen such a dramatic shift in national share in such a short period of time," Beer Business Daily wrote on its website.

Meanwhile, the transgender who is attempting to make "pedophile" a protected legal category is hissing a lot of slurs at people for pointing out what he's trying to do.

Except there's no lie. As Twitchy notes, this transgender is attempting to have the bolded portion of the below law struck from Minnesota's code:

Subd. 44. Sexual orientation. 'Sexual orientation' means having or being perceived as having an emotional, physical, or sexual attachment to another person without regard to the sex of that person or having or being perceived as having an orientation for such attachment, or having or being perceived as having a self-image or identity not traditionally associated with one's biological maleness or femaleness. 'Sexual orientation' does not include a physical or sexual attachment to children by an adult.

So the first part of the bolded language attempts to remove transgenderism from the category of "sexual orientation." I guess that's true. It's not an orientation, it's a delusion about one's actual sex.

The second part seeks to exclude pedophiles from protection under the "sexual orientation" definition, by stating that sexual orientation does not "include a physical or sexual attachment to children by an adult."

I think this monster is probably claiming that he just wants to break any link between sexual orientation and pedophilia, but the actual thing he's doing is making pedophilia a legally-protected type of sexual orientation, because he's trying to tear that restriction out of the current law.

Aaron Walker writes:

In all frankness, the definition is a total mess talking about having an attachment to a specific person. We tend to think a judge would still get it and realize this is about preferences in partners by sex. But it's not so clear that a judge with an agenda couldn't interpret it to protect pedophiles. In that case, a No Pedo clause is useful. Furthermore, by removing the language, the courts might interpret that as a signal that the legislature is at least agnostic about protecting child molesters.
It is also useful in preventing litigation. With a No Pedo clause, there is probably no lawyer in Minnesota who would be willing to argue that pedophiles are protected by their states' civil rights laws. Take it out, and they might see just enough of a chance to waste everyone's time. That raises the cost of firing a pedophile and thus might make employers less wiling to do it.
But most crucially, there is no downside to leaving the No Pedo clause in this statute. None. As we say about guns, better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Leigh Finke is, get this, attempting to get Gays Against Groomers cancelled and, who knows, prosecuted:

Leigh Finke
@leighfinke
The reality of this organization is well known. They incite violence and profit from it. There is no justifiable argument for any elected official in America to endorse or ally with a group that is known to act in such a manner against political opponents.

And yet the MN GOP is amplifying this hatred. So much so that during the G@ys Against Gr00mers interview with Alpha News reporter Liz Collin, the group has stated they will be opening a chapter in Minnesota.
If you welcome hate, it will take root.
The nature of this organization is clear. The purpose of their work is clear. It is my sincere hope that everyone can recognize and reject the work of this group and speak out against them henceforth.
They do not hide who they are.

They don't hide who they are, huh, "Leigh"? Weird, you don't seem to be hiding what you are, either.

I mean, except for the whole "pretending to be a woman" thing.

Dude, not even close.

This is another example of a transgender finding the most stereotypical trait of women and imitating that stereotype to the max. Some super-feminist women never stop talking about Planned Parenthood and abortion? Okay, I'll show that I'm a woman by never shutting up about Planned Parenthood and abortion, despite the general rule on the left that Men Should Listen on Abortion, Not Talk.

I'm a real gal!

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Posted by: GF at May 01, 2023 05:25 PM (aJxr8)

2 You can't keep Bud Light down!

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 01, 2023 05:27 PM (WmGrA)

3 Leigh Finke
@leighfinke There is no justifiable argument for any elected official in America to endorse or ally with a group that is known to act in such a manner against political opponents.
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Cool. Now do BLM and Antifa.

Posted by: scampydog at May 01, 2023 05:28 PM (2bFN5)

4 Trans = Baby Groomers

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 01, 2023 05:29 PM (WmGrA)

5 Woof. What is that?

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (F5pj+)

6 Bud Light Sales Down 26.1%

But they aren't bankrupt and there stock price is stable.

Remember to drink your Bud Light.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (1dM/9)

7 Fink-ey is employing one of the leftoids favorite tactics… DARVO.

Deflect

Accuse

Reverse the role of

Victim and

Oppressor

Posted by: Jimbo at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (DGUZ5)

8 Bud Light's next campaign will be set to the music of Tom Petty's Freefalling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)

9 Ordering a Bud Light at a bar is now code for "I take it in the can".

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (F5pj+)

10 >>Bud Light Sales Down 26.1%

That's a big f**king deal.

Lets face it, people who drink Bud Light are not too discriminating when it comes to beer.

One piss water beverage is just as good as any other piss water beverage, so its never a good idea to make your customers think hard about their piss water beer choice.

Looking forward to seeing the rebirth of The Dilly Dilly as campaign.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (up/3i)

11 Leigh Finke
@leighfinke
The reality of this organization is well known. They incite violence and profit from it. There is no justifiable argument for any elected official in America to endorse or ally with a group that is known to act in such a manner against political opponents.

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Is there an example this person could cite of this happening?

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (xPkf4)

12 "Bud Light Sales Down 26.1% "

But, but...I have been repeatedly told here that boycotts do not work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (ncXxy)

13 The guy in the picture does resemble Bonnie Raitt.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (eOEVl)

14 Well you might use a case of Bud Light--to flush your toilet.

Which is appropriate because that's where the sales of Bud Light are--in the toilet.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (cB7nX)

15 I'll show that I'm a "Woman" by wagging my dick.

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (F5pj+)

16 We're either going to be a society that allows adults to prey on children, or we're going to be one that protects children.

Decide which side you're on. Most of the blood spilled these next few years will be one side on the other.

It won't be about gay marriage or the minimum wage or even directly about who is crossing the border and how. This is the hill to die on. Choose wisely, Gope.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (Vj3d7)

17 Fink-ey is employing one of the leftoids favorite tactics… DARVO.

Deflect

Accuse

Reverse the role of

Victim and

Oppressor
Posted by: Jimbo at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (DGUZ5)
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You forgot: misunderstand every word possible to the extent possible.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

18 Willowed:

Wasnt there someone here that confidently told us boycotts never work?

This really is the biggest marketing screwup since New Coke. Except its not coming back.

They won't even take the easy step of formally firing these people to stop the bleeding.
Posted by: Blago at May 01, 2023 05:19 PM (mV3UA)

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I was in Walmart yesterday and walked down the liquor aisle. I have seen how very many AB products there are and it looked like it was entirely possible that there are very few non AB products in their cooler for sale. Since I don't drink beer I wouldn't know, but Coors products were almost gone but the Bud section was pretty full. How many of the other brands were also owned by AB, no idea.

It might be hard to pull off a boycott since they have so many offerings in stores like Walmart. Or it might just take longer.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 01, 2023 05:26 PM (DELIk)

Posted by: Just Lily at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (DELIk)

19 Dude, not even close.
.......

lol

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

20 I want you all to enjoy my new beer:

Bug Light.

Posted by: Bull Gaytes at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (WmGrA)

21 Butt Buddy Light.

Ace is right about drinking it in public has to make guys think twice now.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (H5U+j)

22 AB-Bud Light thought they were about as quittable as Brokeback Mountain

They chose... poorly

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (VTu1l)

23 I'll show that I'm a "Woman" by wagging my dick.
Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:31 PM (F5pj+)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Lia Thomas at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)

24 I worked a baseball game the other day and sold exactly zero Bud Lights.

Top two sellers: Miller Lite and Coors Light.

AB screwed up royally.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (1dM/9)

25 I'm not boycotting BL but I've never had one.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 01, 2023 05:32 PM (VdGjU)

26 The dude in the photo needs a good eyebrow waxing.

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (gLRfa)

27 12 "Bud Light Sales Down 26.1% "

But, but...I have been repeatedly told here that boycotts do not work.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM (ncXxy)

========

Boycotts usually don't have any follow through.

"I'm not going to buy Gillette, until I can't find another blade that gets my skin baby bottom smooth, then I'm right back."

Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (xPkf4)

28 And Donnie Junior is on Team Butt Lite.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (Vj3d7)

29
Bar sales can't be going well, either.

"I'll have a Bud Light" is a feeble joke at my local, which is switching to Miller Light, another undrinkable fakebeer.

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (j4U/Z)

30 It looks like Maybeline(sp) cosmetics stepped into the same AB trap.
I'm sure women want a noodle armed penis enabled flounce using the same makeup as they do.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (N5C4b)

31 Dude, Leigh Finke looks like a halfback cosplaying as Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served?

https://bit.ly/3AOI3fu

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (R38qh)

32 This really is the biggest marketing screwup since New Coke. Except its not coming back.

They won't even take the easy step of formally firing these people to stop the bleeding.
Posted by: Blago at May 01, 2023 05:19 PM (mV3UA)
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"Introducing BudLight-Non-gay!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (krQz2)

33 2010: C'mon bro~! Love is love, bro. Bro, C'mon, if you don't want to get ghey married then don't get ghey married, bro. Bro~!

2023...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 05:34 PM (jzzG8)

34 Last screenshot: Of course "Planned Parenthood Minnesota" is defending it; they'll defend anything that looks like an abortion.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 05:34 PM (DgGvY)

35 Leigh Finke looks like a person that David French would be attracted to.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 05:34 PM (N5C4b)

36 Show us on the KO chart where New Coke touched them in their naughty place:

https://tinyurl.com/39jfwrpn

A disaster! Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:34 PM (MvF+J)

37 Just in!

AB acquires use of PBR acronym for advertising.

PBR = Practice Buggery Repeatedly.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (WmGrA)

38 "I'm not going to buy Gillette, until I can't find another blade that gets my skin baby bottom smooth, then I'm right back."

*********

I havent used Gillette since their fuckfaced woke ad

perfectly fine with my mountain man time traveler "I just arrived from 2050 where the world is a post apocalyptic nuclear fallout hellscape" look

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

39 The dude in the photo needs a good eyebrow waxing.
Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2023 05:33 PM (gLRfa)
.........

Wait until the 5 o'clock shadow kicks in, then it will all make sense.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

40 Was in the Busch Light epicenter over the weekend, a college in Iowa. Chatted to a few bartenders & students about Bud Light/Busch Light. Sales are way down. I saw a lot of Miller Light and Coors Light cans.

Posted by: scampydog at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (2bFN5)

41 Thinking you can change your gender is a psychosis. Part of that sickness is attempting to drag others into your delusion, and these pedos are trying to do exactly that. But you go GOP. You keep telling us our children aren't worth fighting the "culture wars".

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (F5pj+)

42 "It's sole purpose is violence against trans people"

Advocating for prevention of children taking dangerous hormones and carving up their bodies is violence per this mentally disturbed person's twisted thinking. Gays against groomers should sue for libel.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (fs1hN)

43 Are there any men pretending to women.ie transgenders who don't look like a parody of women ? Dylan Mulvaney with the.big bows and this person with the stupid blue and white thing which looks like something from the 1950's . I guess the only "transgenders " who look ok are ones who are professional models or who win women's beauty contests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (ieOze)

44 Has anybody seen the graph on Twin-city-flight?

It ain't pretty.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:36 PM (krQz2)

45 38 I havent used Gillette since their fuckfaced woke ad

perfectly fine with my mountain man time traveler "I just arrived from 2050 where the world is a post apocalyptic nuclear fallout hellscape" look
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

========

I use Bic. Without water or shaving cream. It's just to touch up areas around the main mass of beard. I don't even do it every day, sometimes going a couple of weeks in between shavings (working from home kind of does that), and I use the same Bic for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:36 PM (xPkf4)

46 Are there any men pretending to women.ie transgenders who don't look like a parody of women

Blaire White is the only one I can think of

more the "Thai ladyboy" look

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)

47 Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not much. The Japanese lite lagers a better though. Better tasting, no rice malt, ironically.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 05:36 PM (jzzG8)

48 once they got the country to swallow the wad of gay marrige

every fuck-up thought is was safe to come out of hiding

never give an inch to weirdos

it's like sending Andy Dufresne a check

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:37 PM (us2H3)

49 Ironically, the link goes to MSN, owned by pedo Bill Gates

Posted by: Fox News Snizz at May 01, 2023 05:37 PM (F5pj+)

50 Are there any men pretending to women.ie transgenders who don't look like a parody of women ? Dylan Mulvaney with the.big bows

Dylan Mulvaney is LARPing a little girl, which is it's own extra layer of sick perversion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 05:37 PM (1dM/9)

51 Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If I wanted to drink watery piss, I'd save a lot of money.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

52 "Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite"

Keystone is cheaper, potenter, and has an inoffensively wan taste.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (MvF+J)

53 Man, you can just feel the femininity in those Abe Vigoda eyebrows.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (wb1YC)

54 I guess the only "transgenders " who look ok are ones who are professional models or who win women's beauty contests.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (ieOze)

Blair White.

But yeah, otherwise they're difficult to look at. Dare I say, it's offensive to have these people in my view.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (Vj3d7)

55 Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?

Clydesdale urine vs. grizzly urine vs. lead

Posted by: Archimedes at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (eOEVl)

56 51 If I wanted to drink watery piss, I'd save a lot of money.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Dewar's White Label.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (xPkf4)

57 The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down. IU is a huge school. I'd think there would be a few trannies. Guess the bar overestimated the population.

Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (d5Qya)

58 Sorry- Meant blue polka dotted thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (ieOze)

59 > I'm not going to buy Gillette, until I can't find another blade that gets my skin baby bottom smooth, then I'm right back.

Buy a double edged safety razor and a sample pack of blades. There are a lot of options, and I can buy 100 blades for under $30. Each blade often lasts me a solid 10 days at least.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (R38qh)

60 Mental illness, to these people, is defined as beliefs held by anyone who disagrees with them.

A very Soviet view.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (+NW8W)

61 57 The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down. IU is a huge school. I'd think there would be a few trannies. Guess the bar overestimated the population.
Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2023 05:38 PM (d5Qya)

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Burn it down. Salt the earth where it stood.

Build a monument, to remember the folly for ages to come.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (xPkf4)

62 I swear this shoving all the gay and transgender shit in our face while simultaneously cancelling normal people and Biden and the Democrats rubbing our face in their stolen power is an attempt to get normal patriotic straight people to commit mass suicide

Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (mR6Gs)

63 Everyone should identify as something other than what they are. Every fucking day. In the face of the DMV... demand your license renewal identify your chosen sex/species/race and astrological sign.

Make scenes at every opportunity.

Calling 911 at every hint of disrespect is proper.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (Q4IgG)

64 Wait a sec.

If trans is a fake social contagion created in the mind and which can be cured with therapy and mental health treatment,....

what about "conversion therapy," how is that different.

Seems like they are playing with fire. First you stop kids from wacking off their dicks, and next thing you know society will look down on sodomy and orgies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (adJY0)

65 I'm a real gal!

Posted by: Ace

Garret hardest hit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (Xrfse)

66 Bud Light is the mouthwash of gloryholes

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (us2H3)

67 Everyone should identify as something other than what they are. Every fucking day. In the face of the DMV... demand your license renewal identify your chosen sex/species/race and astrological sign.

Make scenes at every opportunity.

Calling 911 at every hint of disrespect is proper.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2023 05:39 PM (Q4IgG)
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Oh but Trump isn't allowed to identify as The President!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

68 Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Yes and the big bow thing looks like something from the 1950's too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:40 PM (ieOze)

69 Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?

Coors Light is not offensive tasting.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 01, 2023 05:40 PM (mR6Gs)

70 Are there any men pretending to women.ie transgenders who don't look like a parody of women ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Which is harder to do in your graphics program:

1) Start with a picture of a man pretending to be a woman, and photoshop it into a believable woman?

B) Start with a picture with no human being in it at all, and add a believable woman?

With AI image creation, I bet it's B.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 05:40 PM (DgGvY)

71 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)

72 That guys arms must be too hairy to do the Sam Brinton sleeveless look.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

73 "Sales only went down 26% because of my marketing decision that was supposed to be a limited run can that only placated a small segment of the population while he laundered a few million dollars to a nobody influencer. Where's my fucking bonus?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xPkf4)

74 So who claims theSTDpromiscuity Cup? Because BOHICA is bedrock to both..

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (Kbe/v)

75 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)
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Not. Clicking. That. Link.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

76 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)

Not. Clicking. That. Link.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (Vj3d7)

77
All I can report is my local beer distributor had marked down the price of Yeungling by about three bucks a case a couple days ago.

Free market types can 'splain the meaning of that or I'll wait for 'Paul' to explain it from Chinese to English in the morning.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

78 I'm rooting for casualties among all of the Alphabet People groups. Sorry homosexuals, the troons are using the same playbook you used. Let me know how they would feel about a van with "No one is born with a natural desire for the same sex."

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (dN42F)

79 If you want to educate yourself about the trans epidemic follow the money. In 2007 there was one gender care ( read as child mutilation) clinic. There are over 300 now. Many are supported by or directly operated by Planned Parenthood . Research Lupron ( Leuprorelin), the most commonly prescribed hormone blocker. It is FDA approved as a palliative cancer drug for prostate and breast cancer but not for use in treating supposed cases of gender dysphoria. I am not aware of any scientific studies regarding effects of usage on children. Some of the side effects include emotional distress, aggression and anger. Can you say Aubrey Hale?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (dqilH)

80 Trannie are like Door Dash except they deliver crazy to your door.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (FVME7)

81 Watching Matt Taibbi on Megyn Kelly right now. He's a liberal of the old school, someone who disagrees with everything we stand for and he is eager to stand up for our right to say it. He's believes in the Bill of Rights.

The IRS has already visited his house, by the way, and a Demofascist Congresswoman wants to jail him for publishing the Twitter files.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (+NW8W)

82 "For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt "

I usually don't follow links but LOLthis one

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (gLRfa)

83 Not. Clicking. That. Link.

Nope. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (Xrfse)

84 Bud Light is the mouthwash of gloryholes
Posted by: REDACTED at May

....

Imagine if Coors Lite's Twitter manager was edgy enough to burn BL to the ground with this.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (H5U+j)

85 I have to hand it to Midwest R. White Politician who said that he identified as a woman of color. And a lesbian because he's attracted to women I thought that was hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (ieOze)

86 Not. Clicking. That. Link.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

76 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)

Not. Clicking. That. Link.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (Vj3d7)

Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (Vj3d7)

87 If the consumer revolt against AB continues well enough to fully burn AB to the ground, I do think boycotts can start to work. People see in simple vivid terms that they can make a difference through simple choices and that the revolt must be focused one product at a time on the weakest buffalo in the herd. Success begets success.

Posted by: Rodrigo's Ears at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (zV1uM)

88 That guys arms must be too hairy to do the Sam Brinton sleeveless look.

***

I'm still calculating the surface area of that forehead on him.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (wb1YC)

89 Not. Clicking. That. Link.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

I dare you. Come on, it's me. You know me. SFW!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (xhaym)

90 43 Are there any men pretending to women.ie transgenders who don't look like a parody of women ? Dylan Mulvaney with the.big bows and this person with the stupid blue and white thing which looks like something from the 1950's . I guess the only "transgenders " who look ok are ones who are professional models or who win women's beauty contests.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2023 05:35 PM (ieOze)

xhamster, for your researching pleasure

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (us2H3)

91 Lord almighty! Don't let the size of xer Eve's Apple fool you, it's partially concealed behind xis lantern jaw.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (KVGVf)

92 75 & 76.....

There should be some common-sense Hordemind control.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (DgGvY)

93 Passing for a woman? No.

Passing for the ventriloquist dummy known as Sassy Dame Edna (and her sidekick Earl)? Maybe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (44ww/)

94 So, Liberals are now out in the open about Sterilizing Gay Youth? Turning effeminate gay boys into sterile mules? Turning butch lesbian girls also into sterile mules too?

I guess the Liberals gave up on finding the gay gene, and just aborting all the gays in the womb?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (Z32m1)

95 This Butt Light stuff has got me so upset I'm switching over to New Coke, the previously gayest drink ever.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (Q3oNv)

96 I use Bic. Without water or shaving cream. It's just to touch up areas around the main mass of beard.

******************

Ironically enough i buy some no name brand that i forget the name of (hence no name) that literally lasts 10 times as long as Gillette did. It's stunning

You never know the shit youre using until you finally switch, and then you realize how much youve been defrauded all these years

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (VTu1l)

97 The organ shunned by politics: the rectum. Where oh where is the inclusion , the equity, the diversity?

You’re welcome,

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 01, 2023 05:45 PM (Kbe/v)

98 I'm still calculating the surface area of that forehead on him.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (wb1YC)
------------------------
Use the fivehead formula to calculate this one

Posted by: scampydog at May 01, 2023 05:46 PM (2bFN5)

99 Hahahahahaha!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (Vj3d7)
---
I never expected to make the exact same post as somebody else.

But I will say this: I beat ya.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:46 PM (krQz2)

100 When you say a group not only endorses, but commits violence... when they do not... are you not explicitly calling for people to 'defend' against their 'violence'?

And how do you defend against violence, except through violence?

It's a passive aggressive form of 'Fighting Words' IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

101 95 This Butt Light stuff has got me so upset I'm switching over to New Coke, the previously gayest drink ever.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at

...

I feel you walking over my grave you know.

Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:46 PM (H5U+j)

102 95 This Butt Light stuff has got me so upset I'm switching over to New Coke, the previously gayest drink ever.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (Q3oNv)

Tab

named for Tab Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (us2H3)

103 75 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)
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Not. Clicking. That. Link.
Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

76 For those of you wondering what she might have up that skirt

https://tinyurl.com/3z86j77e
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)

Not. Clicking. That. Link.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 05:42 PM (Vj3d7)

=================

CLICK THAT LINK!!! I dare you!

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (Z32m1)

104 The King is a Fink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (R+X/W)

105 101 95 This Butt Light stuff has got me so upset I'm switching over to New Coke, the previously gayest drink ever.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at

...

I feel you walking over my grave you know.
Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:46 PM (H5U+j)

========

*whistles innocently, hoping to be ignored*
-Miller Clear Beer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (xPkf4)

106 This Butt Light stuff has got me so upset I'm switching over to New Coke, the previously gayest drink ever.

Zima sits quietly crying in a corner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (Bd6X8)

107 94 So, Liberals are now out in the open about Sterilizing Gay Youth? Turning effeminate gay boys into sterile mules? Turning butch lesbian girls also into sterile mules too?

I guess the Liberals gave up on finding the gay gene, and just aborting all the gays in the womb?
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:44 PM (Z32m1)

Only Natural Born Americans... Immigrants still get to be manly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

108 I am delighted to see hard data describing how successful the Bud Light blowback has been, and trashing sales. Makes me think we are finally willing to stop buying from companies who hate us. Meanwhile Disney keeps finding support from the GOPe side of the aisle. Lets take more scalps, and eventually take down the GOP Senate caucus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 01, 2023 05:47 PM (+NW8W)

109 "And how do you defend against violence, except through violence?"

Situational awareness. Also see deBecker's "The Gift of Fear."

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

110 So, Liberals are now out in the open about Sterilizing Gay Youth? Turning effeminate gay boys into sterile mules? Turning butch lesbian girls also into sterile mules too?
---
They don't need genitalia if all you need is a bottom.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)

111 I haven't seen any evidence that Leigh Finke is motivated by anything other than a desire to fuck prepubescent boys. The lack of a denial is deafening. Deafening!

Posted by: Smart money is Finke's a pedo, or pedo-adjacent at May 01, 2023 05:49 PM (pLSJi)

112 What?! What Tab really named for Tab Hunter? If so, I retract my previous statement.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 01, 2023 05:49 PM (Q3oNv)

113 Le Finke?

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

114
It's funny that I can't remember any beer that was pushing the gay envelope. But AB said, 'Hold my beer, let's skip that and go straight to trannies!"

I don't believe 26.1%. That's just some people who are holding back the truth for whatever reason. Maybe all the free umbrellas and signs Bud Light has given them over the years don't wanna appear ungrateful.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

115 What was the clear 80s drink that had suspended colored bits in it?

Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (H5U+j)

116 TheJamesMadison: "Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?"

As I understand it, Flint Water has a bit of a kerosene aftertaste but a tad more ethanol. So you take the bad with the good.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (aXxgO)

117 And now, back to normalcy.

A British soldier from a long ago battle is laid to rest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TmAJ5fBankE&t=202s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (FVME7)

118 Le S-Finke-ter.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (krQz2)

119 " I can't remember any beer that was pushing the gay envelope"

Schmitt's Gay Beer.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (MvF+J)

120 > Trannie are like Door Dash except they deliver crazy to your door.
_____________

Yup.... the order is always fucked up and the sauce is everywhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (Q4IgG)

121
Bud Light's next campaign will be set to the music of Tom Petty's Freefalling.
Posted by: Axeman

Oh no. We won't back down.

Posted by: Bug Light at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

122 115 What was the clear 80s drink that had suspended colored bits in it?

all I can think of is Goldschlager but that had gold bits in it

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (w0NJk)

123 And now, back to normalcy.

A British soldier from a long ago battle is laid to rest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TmAJ5fBankE&t=202s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (FVME7)
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Smart and military.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (krQz2)

124 When does tranny genocide start?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (VdGjU)

125 87 If the consumer revolt against AB continues well enough to fully burn AB to the ground, I do think boycotts can start to work. People see in simple vivid terms that they can make a difference through simple choices and that the revolt must be focused one product at a time on the weakest buffalo in the herd. Success begets success.
Posted by: Rodrigo's Ears at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (zV1uM)

25% sales hit means they have to start shutting down production. Which means Jobs, supply chain problems, and transportation problems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (oHd/0)

126 If the consumer revolt against AB continues well enough to fully burn AB to the ground, I do think boycotts can start to work. People see in simple vivid terms that they can make a difference through simple choices and that the revolt must be focused one product at a time on the weakest buffalo in the herd. Success begets success.
Posted by: Rodrigo's Ears at May 01, 2023 05:43 PM (zV1uM)

==================

https://www.anheuser-busch.com/brands

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (Z32m1)

127 119 " I can't remember any beer that was pushing the gay envelope"

any Canadian one

really any Canadian alchohol of any kind

totes gay

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (w0NJk)

128 I think the New-Trans-Wave trans-women are simply trying to play with dolls in real-life, by dressing themselves as female dolls for children. Dylan Mul-crazy-vaney has all but said that is what he is doing. Then they get angry when a guy looking like a Ken doll doesn't treat them like Barbie. But do they really want to have sex with hetero males? Doubtful.

It's all nothing but mental hang-ups and psychoses, enabled by crazy Leftists and people like Biden /spit/ using trannies for political gain.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

129 BEGIN B-ROLL OF GENERIC AMERICANA

Posted by: The CIA's favorite transmission fluid at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (0A5+1)

130 Stick out bottles where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: Miller at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (HCqyx)

131 119 " I can't remember any beer that was pushing the gay envelope"

Schmitt's Gay Beer.
Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (MvF+J)

Toss one back on pool day.

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (ezybl)

132 "I don't believe 26.1%."

Sounds plausible to me. Again, like the last sales numbers we saw reported, this number is coming from analysts, a trade group firm, not from BUD themselves. But yeah, people are def mad, for now.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (MvF+J)

133 "do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?"
LOL

Bubbly Creek; south fork of the south branch of the Chicago River.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (1WdLY)

134 115 What was the clear 80s drink that had suspended colored bits in it?
Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:50 PM (H5U+j)

Kamotsuru Gold Junmai Daiginjo.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (us2H3)

135 Real women of peeee-nissss

Posted by: The new Bud Light song at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (pLSJi)

136 >>>"Is Bud Lite different? I mean...do we have any beer connoisseurs who can tell us the differing taste notes of Bud Lite versus Coors Lite versus a glass of water from Flint, Michigan?"

>Lite beer from Miller tastes better than those other lites because their water is wetter. It's true!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (KVGVf)

137 went to Total Wine in DE last weekend and there was a little party around the A/B stuff - they actually have an aisle labeled "Anheuser Busch" and even in Delaware there were guys just ragging on it

heh

of course those dudes were probably also from PA

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (w0NJk)

138 Dylan Mulva

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM (krQz2)

139 Andrew Giambrone@AndrewGiambrone
in new statement, NYC Mayor Eric Adams slams Texas Gov. Greg Abbott following reports that he's planning to send more migrants on buses to cities including NYC, Chicago, and DC: "Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."

-
That bastard!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 01, 2023 05:53 PM (FVME7)

140 Anheuser-Busch hires ex-GOP aides to do damage control after Dylan Mulvaney disaster

https://is.gd/3EruyJ

So what, they'll take Anheuser-Busch's money while trying to convince them this isn't the hill to die on?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 01, 2023 05:53 PM (nRMeC)

141 It's all nothing but mental hang-ups and psychoses, enabled by crazy Leftists and people like Biden /spit/ using trannies for political gain.
Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

I keep laughing at all the Pro Barbie Movie shit I keep getting on F Book. I kill all those sites, but it keeps coming.

Like any rational person could look at my searches and history... and think I was pro Barbie..

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

142 We salute you, Mr. Flaming Gay Man Dressed Up Like a Woman Acting Ridiculously Absurdly Flamingly Gay.

Fiiiiiive o'clock shadow now!

Posted by: The new Bud Light song at May 01, 2023 05:53 PM (pLSJi)

143 No it was like colored beads. Height of the 80s clear fad.

Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (H5U+j)

144 Zima pushed the envelope. But it wasn't really a beer just like a tranny isn't really a women.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (i9ffA)

145 Look at that last picture.

If "Leigh" doesn't sound like Selma and Patty from The Simpsons, but maybe a bit lower-voiced, someone's using AutoTune.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (DgGvY)

146 When does tranny genocide start?
Posted by: That Northern skulker

====================

Last month is a Christian school in Nashville TN.
Only six dead. Three nine-year olds and three 60 year olds.
They are off to a slow start.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (Z32m1)

147 I'm amazed at how many retarded people think you can make someone a different sex with surgery.

You can't really make a functional vagina out of spare parts.

I was watching some podcast where young based men talk to a panel of THOTs and the woke THOT was saying "what if you found out one of the girls you slept with was a tranny?", and the guys rightly pointed out....you'd know.

It's not a vagina. It's an open wound.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (1dM/9)

148 America's swill beer tastes have transitioned.

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (ezybl)

149 115 What was the clear 80s drink that had suspended colored bits in it?

orbitz?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (adJY0)

150
I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (BN7a2)

151 ORBITZ

Posted by: Zima at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (H5U+j)

152 57 The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down. IU is a huge school. I'd think there would be a few trannies. Guess the bar overestimated the population.

Owner is an idiot. Rule #1: never insult your core customers.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (t4BDZ)

153 Le Finke, c'est stink

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (F+5F8)

154 AB InBev brands in the US.

https://www.tapintoyourbeer.com/guide-our-beers

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (Z32m1)

155 The town council fella that "came out" as a tranny POC is my new god.

Says he ain't transitioning, he simply identifies as, and that is all it takes, right? He says he's now a WOC, and we need to respect his truth.

As in Dylan M? Little Mr M still has all his parts. He's just identifying.

The pic of the pissed off college girls is priceless. Mockery goes a long long way.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (KiBMU)

156 I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

OK, who didn't know that chicks can get stoned?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (Bd6X8)

157 Unless beverage companies and shareholders have now decided that the financial viability of the brands that propped up the reason that they bought the stock just don't matter - then Bud Light, or Maybeline or every woke corporate brand has just become some vanity project - much like Fox has become CNN has become the entire media marketing machine - all in one giant wealthy grotesque persons' self-love spent entirely to inflict their weird obsessions and mental illnesses upon the rest of the world.

They want to purchase the Earth in order to trap us all in their personal insane asylum day room while that shout at the clouds moving across the ceiling sky light.

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (+Cgut)

158 never had a light beer, much less sumptin made by buttwiper

stoli or grey with a small splash of kahlua over a lot of ice

my boss calls it a gray grey

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (us2H3)

159 NYC Mayor Eric Adams slams Texas Gov. Greg Abbott

"Put plainly, Abbott is using this crisis to hurt Black-run cities."
___

I assume Adams wants to keep the immigrants in the hispanic run cities along the border. Sounds racist, if you ask me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (fs1hN)

160
of course those dudes were probably also from PA

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:52 PM

The secret to booze shopping in Delaware is always to exit the parking lot and head south for a mile or two. Heading straight north is never good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)

161 155 The town council fella that "came out" as a tranny POC is my new god.

Says he ain't transitioning, he simply identifies as, and that is all it takes, right? He says he's now a WOC, and we need to respect his truth.

As in Dylan M? Little Mr M still has all his parts. He's just identifying.

The pic of the pissed off college girls is priceless. Mockery goes a long long way.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (KiBMU)

Best part is he also claims to be a lesbian because he is attracted to women (whatever those are).

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (ezybl)

162 156 I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

OK, who didn't know that chicks can get stoned?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (Bd6X

Out? Brickhouse.
In? Stoney?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

163 Poor Hunter. He had to sleep on a cot in daddy's room.

"The president’s son, who made millions of dollars off deals and cushy board positions for foreign companies in the past decade, now has no salary, had his Porsche repossessed, and was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin, Biden’s lawyers told the court. He has also stooped to taking financial support from a generous friend, Hollywood lawyer Kevin Morris, the court heard on Monday."

https://tinyurl.com/468npzc2

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

164 152 57 The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down. IU is a huge school. I'd think there would be a few trannies. Guess the bar overestimated the population.

Owner is an idiot. Rule #1: never insult your core customers.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 01, 2023 05:55 PM (t4BDZ)

I was hoping it was the city of Bloomington in my state, just so I could have the bragging rights to being kicked out of a bar for once.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (Z32m1)

165 hmm that sounds nice redacted

I'm still on the no sugar kick so I just have a tiny bit of vodka or gin over ice with seltzer and cut limes and lemons

super boring I guess but if I use Hendricks it is very nice

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (w0NJk)

166 I wonder how many kegs of B Lite Gabe ordered for his little man cave?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (N5C4b)

167 158 never had a light beer, much less sumptin made by buttwiper

stoli or grey with a small splash of kahlua over a lot of ice

my boss calls it a gray grey
Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (us2H3)

An Octoroon Russian

Posted by: One drop rule? at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (pLSJi)

168 On the brighter side, Greg Abbott is sending illegal aliens to black run cities because he's a racist.

NY City Mayor Adams thinks all the new arrivals should stay in little towns in Texas like mine, I guess.

Posted by: huerfano at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (dTFZY)

169 Isn't McCains widow a beer distributor magnate? Is she only AB products?

Because that would be a shame, plus during the funeral and all.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (H5U+j)

170 157 They are betting that the Future Will Be Woke. Bad bet? Dunno.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (MvF+J)

171 and the guys rightly pointed out....you'd know.

It's not a vagina. It's an open wound.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (1dM/9)
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When "she" has to get "her" dilater out to prepare the wound ....

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 05:58 PM (krQz2)

172 Do you think this will cause everyone to start doing the "Crocodile Dundee Handshake" when meeting somebody new?

Posted by: Paladin at May 01, 2023 05:59 PM (7qvpm)

173 The secret to booze shopping in Delaware is always to exit the parking lot and head south for a mile or two. Heading straight north is never good.

I learned that the hard way during the lockdown do you remember? I know I told the story here.

I had to drive south quite a bit. plus one of the TW employees made the cop not arrest me in the parking lot (I wasn't allowed in of course so was just sitting in my car waiting for her to put the purchases in as one does during a Plague). lady was a total heroine!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:59 PM (w0NJk)

174 Real vagina > suppurating crotch wound

Posted by: It should go without saying at May 01, 2023 05:59 PM (pLSJi)

175
Supposedly the "ceo" (lol) of a dyke "dating" app is scolding and banning dykes on her site for preferring "real" dykes, i.e., trannies need not apply, as potential dates.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (BN7a2)

176 Bitter Clinger: "You can't really make a functional vagina out of spare parts."

There's also all that DNA standing in the way. You're male/female all the way down to your molecules.

Somehow, new "science" manages to ignore that slight inconvenience.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

177 Is there an example this person could cite of this happening?

Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 05:30 PM

Sure, but the examples all have leftist aggressors, so they won't be citing those.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

178 A girl before the radiation transforms Grimm or a Thing with chest boulders afterwards?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (F+5F8)

179 I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

OK, who didn't know that chicks can get stoned?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 05:56 PM (Bd6X
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They aren't going to allow any more male bricks and fighters, is my guess.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (krQz2)

180 143 No it was like colored beads. Height of the 80s clear fad.
Posted by: Zima at

Orbitz?

Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 "The president’s son, who made millions of dollars off deals and cushy board positions for foreign companies in the past decade, now has no salary, had his Porsche repossessed, and was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin, Biden’s lawyers told the court.
___

I guess it's ok to lie in court, if you're in a protected class.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (fs1hN)

182
I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

OK, who didn't know that chicks can get stoned?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

It's slobberin' time!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

183 "The president’s son, who made millions of dollars off deals and cushy board positions for foreign companies in the past decade, now has no salary, had his Porsche repossessed, and was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin, Biden’s lawyers told the court. He has also stooped to taking financial support from a generous friend, Hollywood lawyer Kevin Morris, the court heard on Monday."

...

Even I can parse this:

So wealthy he no longer needs a salaried job, decided to walk on his car payments because no one can touch him and he wanted something new, and stays with his father to make his bag man job that much easier on trips.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (apYeC)

184 now has no salary, had his Porsche repossessed, and was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin, Biden’s lawyers told the court

If the lawyers lie in court, is that perjury?

"sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin"

Bull-f*** shit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (2tUFv)

185 Zima pushed the envelope. But it wasn't really a beer just like a tranny isn't really a women.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 01, 2023 05:54 PM (i9ffA)

=============

Zima is the "Clear Pepsi" of beers.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (Z32m1)

186 I'm still on the no sugar kick so I just have a tiny bit of vodka or gin over ice with seltzer and cut limes and lemons

super boring I guess but if I use Hendricks it is very nice
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (w0NJk)

Yeah, my favorite Capt. Morgans and Diet Pepsi... in a water glass, ends up being 350 calories per drink... (double shot in that large of a glass).

Coors lights is 102 calories... hell, 805s are 175 calories... so yeah... and I end up drinking less total drinks with beer, because I feel full.

I'm down to one meal and a Protein shake a day, trying to lose weight... could not see doing the extra calories while drinking.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 01, 2023 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

187 Isn't McCains widow a beer distributor magnate? Is she only AB products?

Because that would be a shame, plus during the funeral and all.

Pretty sure they carry non-AB products. But also pretty sure that AB is the bulk of their business.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 06:02 PM (Bd6X8)

188 WTF kind of shoeboots is Hunter Biden's baby momma wearing?

https://tinyurl.com/3bf84df6

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 06:02 PM (N5C4b)

189 A girl before the radiation transforms Grimm or a Thing with chest boulders afterwards?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May

The horde just wants to know if this now means the Thing is topless.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:03 PM (apYeC)

190 There's also all that DNA standing in the way. You're male/female all the way down to your molecules.

Somehow, new "science" manages to ignore that slight inconvenience.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 01, 2023 06:00 PM (aXxgO)
---
When you're a dick, you're a dick all the way
From your first pube-blocker, it's just your DNA.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

191 Cutting off your pecker doesn't make you a woman; it just makes you a cretin bastard who cut off his pecker

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Creeps & Unnatural Leftits Acts at May 01, 2023 06:03 PM (5uy7A)

192 >>>It's not a vagina. It's an open wound.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

>Just the tip, my boy! Unless you have a micropenis.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 01, 2023 06:03 PM (KVGVf)

193 WTF kind of shoeboots is Hunter Biden's baby momma wearing?

https://tinyurl.com/3bf84df6
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 01, 2023 06:02 PM (N5C4b)
........

The $20K a month kind?

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

194 Hunter's illegitimate kid is the only one of the Bidens who isn't scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (2tUFv)

195 A girl before the radiation transforms Grimm or a Thing with chest boulders afterwards?

She finally got the rock hard abs she always wanted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (Bd6X8)

196 stoli or grey with a small splash of kahlua over a lot of ice
my boss calls it a gray grey
Posted by: REDACTED

An Octoroon Russian
Posted by: One drop rule?

A black russian is 2:1 vodka:kahlua, so that works.

If the splash of kahlua is small enough--like "pour some vodka and nod politely at the bottle of kahlua"--it becomes a Churchill's Russian.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (DgGvY)

197 188 WTF kind of shoeboots is Hunter Biden's baby momma wearing?

those are cute

well so right now variations on cowboy boots are popular. I'm old so I still have some of those low ones? they're cowboy boots but barely ankle high - it was a trend ages ago. anyway my daughter saw and was like !!! omg mom! and stole them. so like, sandals and shoes like that loosely based on cowboy boots are the thing right now I guess

those are cute I think

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (w0NJk)

198
I learned that the hard way during the lockdown do you remember? I know I told the story here.

I had to drive south quite a bit. plus one of the TW employees made the cop not arrest me in the parking lot (I wasn't allowed in of course so was just sitting in my car waiting for her to put the purchases in as one does during a Plague). lady was a total heroine!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 05:59 PM

No, I never saw your story. But I'm lol'ing because I know. I made the trek to Cherry Hill, NJ during the booze lockouts and I'd never seen so many Pennsy plates in a parking lot... even in Pennsy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)

199 "super boring I guess but if I use Hendricks it is very nice"

Hendricks martini with a cucumber slice. Very refreshing believe it or not.
It's my summer favorite.

Posted by: Bosk at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (VMFAF)

200 lol I forgot I'd already said they were cute boots! anyway I like those better than my low boots that are now off to college

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (w0NJk)

201 Isn't McCains widow a beer distributor magnate? Is she only AB products?

Because that would be a shame, plus during the funeral and all.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 05:57 PM (H5U+j)

===============

Aren't the Jesse Jackson Spawn also A-B beer distributors in Chiraq?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (Z32m1)

202 Hendricks martini with a cucumber slice. Very refreshing believe it or not.
It's my summer favorite.

sounds lovely!

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (w0NJk)

203 Bet they're expensive.
And the kid is cute.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

204 197

those are cute I think
Posted by: Black Orchid at May

I like these, too. I have some almost identical in shape but are tan suede.

Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

205 Well, at least in that photo, Finke does a reasonable job at passing for a 65-70 year old woman.

Not sure whether the illusion would hold up if one actually say him in person and moving.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 01, 2023 06:06 PM (ou9hh)

206 4 Real vagina > suppurating crotch wound
Posted by: It should go without saying

...

Like surely gay guys would not prefer it to their regular route either. Man what a nasty thing to contemplate ugh.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:06 PM (zoDyx)

207 Leigh Finke. It's a man...in a costume, with makeup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2023 06:06 PM (Ym2uE)

208 "The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down."

lol

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 01, 2023 06:07 PM (ou9hh)

209 Like surely gay guys would not prefer it to their regular route either. Man what a nasty thing to contemplate ugh.

imagine if a trap got you so fooled you tried to go down on "her"

yikes yikes yikes

actually if that move doesn't work (they say no to cunnilingus) that might be a clue it's a trap

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:07 PM (w0NJk)

210 Gayest drink ever? That's easy .... sperm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2023 06:08 PM (eFaiq)

211 Groomers should get life in prison... if they turn themselves in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2023 06:08 PM (tLqCX)

212 Some 12 year old financial mental patient that works over at The WAPO tossed a wet blanket over his head and started running around shrieking today that the US will be in default by June 1 unless his wacky lefty sex mates swilling DC lattes get their debt ceiling raised!

This reporter really means that his newsroom frienz at the morning meeting table will be in default...sorry, Tony Romm - no one else honestly gives a shit.

Posted by: Boswell at May 01, 2023 06:08 PM (+Cgut)

213 Hendricks martini with a cucumber slice. Very refreshing believe it or not.
It's my summer favorite.
Posted by: Bosk at May 01, 2023 06:05 PM (VMFAF)

Christina? Them's gotta be some ginormous martini glasses.

Posted by: Joe at May 01, 2023 06:08 PM (4I/2K)

214 I would do that after a couple Bud Lite beers and if Hillary was not home.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (R+nZe)

215 Aren't the Jesse Jackson Spawn also A-B beer distributors in Chiraq?
Posted by: rd
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Is his kid out of prison yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (Ym2uE)

216 They're pushing to normalize transgenderism now to soften us up for Michelle's WH run.

Posted by: Fritzy at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (YoZGp)

217 Ben Cardin announced he's not going to run for re-election in MD. That's three Dem senators who're out: Cardin, Feinstein, and Stabenow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (sWM8x)

218 183 Even I can parse this:

So wealthy he no longer needs a salaried job, decided to walk on his car payments because no one can touch him and he wanted something new, and stays with his father to make his bag man job that much easier on trips.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (apYeC)

***&&&***

And you must also include the fact that he sleeps near Joey ShitPants and Dr "elder abuser" Jill so that he can't be served the papers to pay for his paternity claims.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Creeps & Unnatural Leftist Acts at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (5uy7A)

219 is anyone worried that all the failing banks are just being given to JP Morgan Chase?

it looks like that will be the only US back sometime soon! not good

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (w0NJk)

220 Women and gays hardest hit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (KSNKu)

221 "The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down."

___

Anyone got a name of this bar?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (fs1hN)

222 I'm a recovered alcoholic. I've never been that drunk.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

223 my typing!! US BANK the only US BANK

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:10 PM (w0NJk)

224 Ben Cardin announced he's not going to run for re-election in MD. That's three Dem senators who're out: Cardin, Feinstein, and Stabenow.

Nothing will change because these states will elect another Democrat........ Next story

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 01, 2023 06:10 PM (EnsGU)

225 actually if that move doesn't work (they say no to cunnilingus) that might be a clue it's a trap
Posted by: Black Orchid at May

....

We can start a certification service.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:10 PM (zoDyx)

226 Is Fox trying to release the behind-the-scenes tape on Tucker to argue that Tucker violated his non-disparagement clause?

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2023 06:10 PM (krQz2)

227 Pedophiles, zooaphiles + wood chipper = not a suggestion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (F+5F8)

228 Translight! LOL.

Die, already. Take marketing people with you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

229 Hunter's illegitimate kid is the only one of the Bidens who isn't scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-----

So much commentary, in so few words.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (Ym2uE)

230 If the splash of kahlua is small enough--like "pour some vodka and nod politely at the bottle of kahlua"--it becomes a Churchill's Russian.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (DgGvY)

just enuff kahlua to knock the edge off of the vodka

cuz I'm an old woman

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (us2H3)

231 @221 Fairfax bar and grill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (eFaiq)

232 Like surely gay guys would not prefer it to their regular route either. Man what a nasty thing to contemplate ugh.

Not even a man from Nantucket would be remotely interested.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (1dM/9)

233 184 now has no salary, had his Porsche repossessed, and was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin, Biden’s lawyers told the court

If the lawyers lie in court, is that perjury?

"sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin"

Bull-f*** shit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (2tUFv)

Then who paid for his trip on AF1? KJP told the press that Hunter and other guests of the President on that trip paid all their own expenses, including the standard per-seat fee for non-official travel on AF1 (example: news organizations pay the fee for their reporters aboard AF1 or other FedGov aircraft).

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

234 is anyone worried that all the failing banks are just being given to JP Morgan Chase?

it looks like that will be the only US back sometime soon! not good

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (w0NJk)

Kind of like how a Roman Emperor would ruin a rival, have him murdered and inherent his wealth.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

235 those are cute I think
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:04 PM (w0NJk)

Meh. Women can like what they want, just know that men don't generally share their tastes in shoes, hairstyles, makeup schemes, etc.

We like what we like.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (Vj3d7)

236 Just Say No.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at May 01, 2023 06:12 PM (4I/2K)

237 {221}... Anyone got a name of this bar?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM (fs1hN)

The Fairfax Bar and Grill
https://is.gd/GI5X5b

Established 1986, Re-envisioned 2021. I have to wonder if that means, "Under new ownership as of 2021." If so, they're off to an absolutely great start, bless their hearts.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 01, 2023 06:12 PM (nRMeC)

238 Anyone got a name of this bar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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The Fairfax...I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2023 06:12 PM (6qpYX)

239 Pepino flavor Gatorade

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2023 06:12 PM (tLqCX)

240 Hendricks martini with a cucumber slice. Very refreshing believe it or not.
It's my summer favorite.
Posted by: Bosk

I don't need a salad with a cocktail. ('sides, it already has cucumber in it, doncha know?)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 06:12 PM (jzzG8)

241 "The tranny loving bar in Bloomington is begging the transphobes to come back since they are about to have to close down."

I like the way they reversed themselves twice.

1: "No BUD-bashing allowed!"

2: "We're all about free speech! Bars are where important debates happen! We're the Roman Senate. We're Socrates' gymnasium!"

3: "[Some other stupid BS]."

Bars are places where people go to pick up sex, get hammered, start fights, and pay far too much for alcohol.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (MvF+J)

242 "sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin"

Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

243
I think it's cute that some morons think that the residents of Flint drink the tap water.

Or shower in it.

Or use inside toilets.

Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (j4U/Z)

244 Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

AND there goes my dinner

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (w0NJk)

245 Bud Light: The Choice of a Neutered Generation

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (C6adE)

246 223 ry, had his Porsche repossessed,

When? Wasn’t he in this last week?

Posted by: Piper at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

247 Trannies Not keeping up their end of this bargain?

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (xhxe8)

248 Is Fox trying to release the behind-the-scenes tape on Tucker to argue that Tucker violated his non-disparagement clause?
Posted by: Axeman

Yes, and he's obviously committed a grievous felony of - checks notes - slagging Fox's website layout.

(folds arms in smug triumph )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (jzzG8)

249 hey there 248 - did you see us all wondering what "weft-cut loop" is?

I figure it's .. something with weaving, like using a loom?

I might have missed the part where another moron figured it out but thought I'd ask again

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:15 PM (w0NJk)

250 Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

AND there goes my dinner
Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (w0NJk)
----
And I was just about to put mine in the oven...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2023 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

251 Hunter aint the first pussy that became an asshole

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 06:15 PM (us2H3)

252 Is Fox trying to release the behind-the-scenes tape on Tucker to argue that Tucker violated his non-disparagement clause?
Posted by: Axeman

Called us names!

-- Fox News

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:15 PM (gmo/4)

253 Hunter Biden shown a photo of Leigh Finke instantly sobers up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (F+5F8)

254 Anyone got a name of this bar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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The Fairfax...I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Buffalo Bill's?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (tLqCX)

255
Ben Cardin announced he's not going to run for re-election in MD. That's three Dem senators who're out: Cardin, Feinstein, and Stabenow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 01, 2023 06:09 PM

They (past tense) read the tea leaves and want out. The GOP (present tense) reads the tea leaves and says, "Good, we'll triple down on no abortion even for incest, rape, or to save the mothers life."

Sorry, pet peeve. You don't get to set policy with an (L) behind your name. Better to pull an Obama. "Gay marriage? Of course I'm against it!" Until he wasn't. Now we get the next iteration of BS with trannies.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)

256 3 Even I can parse this:

So wealthy he no longer needs a salaried job, decided to walk on his car payments because no one can touch him and he wanted something new, and stays with his father to make his bag man job that much easier on trips.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 01, 2023 06:01 PM (apYeC)
******
I would not be surprised if all of this was staged by Hunter and his lawyers since they knew this hearing was coming up.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

257 242 "sleep on a cot in his father’s room during a recent presidential trip to Dublin"

Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

258 I think it's cute that some morons think that the residents of Flint drink the tap water.

Or shower in it.

Or use inside toilets.
Posted by: Auspex at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (j4U/Z)

Guess we know now who's buying the remaining Butt Lite being sold.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (Vj3d7)

259 DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

oh ok so they were spit roasting a normal whore then

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (w0NJk)

260 {250} And I was just about to put mine in the oven...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2023 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

One point deducted use of a non-regulation oven during a spit-roast competition.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (nRMeC)

261 Hunter's illegitimate kid is the only one of the Bidens who isn't scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-----

So much commentary, in so few words.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2023 06:11 PM (Ym2uE)
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She might be better off in the long run if she doesn't use the Biden name...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 01, 2023 06:18 PM (BpYfr)

262 259 DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

oh ok so they were spit roasting a normal whore then

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (w0NJk)

Yup.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

263 And to save water Hunter had to share a shower with his dad...
probably.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 06:18 PM (NpAcC)

264 Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

Who did? Probably worse then.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

265 There really should be some sort of award for whichever of Hunter's lawyers told him it would be a good idea to try to get his child support reduced.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 01, 2023 06:19 PM (sWM8x)

266 Did Victoria Nuland go on the trip?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:20 PM (F+5F8)

267 Is Transdar the equivalent of Gaydar? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 06:20 PM (oWBc3)

268 Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

It was worse. I looked it up and Joe's sister went on the trip.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

269 I would not be surprised if all of this was staged by Hunter and his lawyers since they knew this hearing was coming up.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

Me either. That's probably why he was dodging the paper servers, to buy time to set it up.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2023 06:21 PM (Zo+Li)

270 >>Is Transdar the equivalent of Gaydar? Asking for a friend.

Years ago, on Friday ONTs we had Training Sessions for this.

Sadly, Spot the Tranny is no longer played with any regularity here.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2023 06:21 PM (C6adE)

271 Bud Light Sales Down 26.1%

These are sales outside of bars and restaurants

They're even losing sales in bathhouses? Wow, that is bad.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2023 06:22 PM (CaJIi)

272 262 259 DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

oh ok so they were spit roasting a normal whore then

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (w0NJk)

Yup.
Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2023 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

====================

Hopefully an ADULT whore. We all know how Hunter likes them way too young.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:22 PM (Z32m1)

273 244 Maybe Joe and Hunter were spit roasting mom.

AND there goes my dinner

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (w0NJk)

>>>

How Kennedyesque !

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Creeps & Unnatural Leftist Acts at May 01, 2023 06:22 PM (5uy7A)

274 255 They (past tense) read the tea leaves and want out. The GOP (present tense) reads the tea leaves and says, "Good, we'll triple down on no abortion even for incest, rape, or to save the mothers life."

Sorry, pet peeve. You don't get to set policy with an (L) behind your name. Better to pull an Obama. "Gay marriage? Of course I'm against it!" Until he wasn't. Now we get the next iteration of BS with trannies.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)

========

All three will be safely replaced by Democrats. I see no use of reading of these tea leaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 06:23 PM (xPkf4)

275 A 26% sales drop of your biggest brand and no market price impact past the first drop? And we think the market represents what anyway? We are in the matrix baby.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 06:23 PM (oWBc3)

276 I should have gotten a box of Bud Light for my nephew for his birthday. Leave it out on his porch while he's at work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (CaJIi)

277 272 262 259 DOCTOR Jill did not go on that trip. She stayed in DC.

oh ok so they were spit roasting a normal whore then

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (w0NJk)

And a couple of dwarfs dressed a leprechauns. It's Ireland, after all.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

278 Late to the thread. Please, tell me nobody rated "her" a 1 on the SD scale, or said "I'd hit it."

Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

279 Unpopular opinion... the Marxist Left is laughing their asses off at the right over this and enjoying every minute of these boycotts. The Marxist Left has been taking over and destroying once beloved American institutions, brands and corporations for decades now. All to the cheering of the right.

Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, Disney, movie franchises (Star Wars, Marvel, etc), professional sports leagues, etc.

The Marxist Left made a plan decades ago and said "We are going to take over every beloved American institution in this country and destroy it and the right is not only not going to fight it, they are going to cheer the destruction."

And here we are. Entertainment YouTubers celebrating Hollywood and movie franchises being destroyed, because they make money off views of their channels talking about it. Conservative bloggers and YouTubers celebrating destruction of once beloved brands and companies.

The Marxist Left cares nothing for any of these companies, brands or institutions. If they survive, they use them to propagate their message. If they fail, they succeed in destroying a once beloved American institution.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (Do5/p)

280 Did Victoria Nuland go on the trip?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:20 PM (F+5F

I wouldn't touch that old bag with Hunter's dick.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

281 She might be better off in the long run if she doesn't use the Biden name...

One of Joseph Stalin's granddaughters runs a boutique in Portland.

She doesn't go by Stalin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (2tUFv)

282 It seems most trans go for a touch more weight to avoid the Adam's Apple tell. I mean the square jaw and broader shoulders are harder to go by. LMAO.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (oWBc3)

283 It was worse. I looked it up and Joe's sister went on the trip.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

word on the street is her schmundie had a burial at sea

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (us2H3)

284 Tootsie > Finke

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:26 PM (F+5F8)

285 @150 I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

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Quite a while back there was a woman who ended up like Ben Grimm. But she was Ben's girlfriend at the timem. I don't know how she ended up like that in the first place, but she eventually developed the ability to change between human and rock forms at will, and then I think eventually lost the ability to get the rocky form before vanishing from the comic entirely.

That's the only woman like that I'm aware of.

Posted by: junior at May 01, 2023 06:26 PM (dT5r8)

286 279 The Marxist Left cares nothing for any of these companies, brands or institutions. If they survive, they use them to propagate their message. If they fail, they succeed in destroying a once beloved American institution.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (Do5/p)

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Maybe we shouldn't either.

America was more America before we started equating America with Budweiser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 06:26 PM (xPkf4)

287 Buying Bud Light as a gag gift or for target practice isnt helpful. Pause and think people.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 06:27 PM (oWBc3)

288 A 26% sales drop of your biggest brand and no market price impact past the first drop? And we think the market represents what anyway? We are in the matrix baby.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 01, 2023 06:23 PM (oWBc3)

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The Stock Market is controlled by "Institutional Investors" like Black Rock and Vanguard. They are also pushing ESG and other business destroying initiatives.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:27 PM (Z32m1)

289 Heard from a friend of the guy who owns the southern Maryland AB-- sales down 40%

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 01, 2023 06:27 PM (ZZ4Kl)

290 280 Did Victoria Nuland go on the trip?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2023 06:20 PM (F+5F

she woulda had hubs along to balance the load

Posted by: REDACTED at May 01, 2023 06:27 PM (us2H3)

291 288 The Stock Market is controlled by "Institutional Investors" like Black Rock and Vanguard. They are also pushing ESG and other business destroying initiatives.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:27 PM (Z32m1)

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Wonder why your pizza box has text on it about recycling? Even though you can't actually recycle pizza boxes because they get hit with grease making them unrecyclable?

It's because of the ESG points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 06:28 PM (xPkf4)

292 26 % MOAR PLS

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2023 06:28 PM (BRHaw)

293 Posted by: Black Orchid at May 01, 2023 06:17 PM (w0NJk)

And a couple of dwarfs dressed a leprechauns. It's Ireland, after all.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

That's not funny!

Posted by: Robert Reich at May 01, 2023 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

294 If I were the judge, I wouldn't care what Biden's lawyers say.

Notarized financial statements, and then bring Hunter into court to swear to the accuracy of those statements under oath.

Hunter would doubtless lie, but there is a slight chance you could nail him on a perjury charge.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 01, 2023 06:29 PM (2tUFv)

295 Huh, there is a channel with 80's songs combined with Jennifer Connelly videos. I think I'll be away for a bit.

https://youtu.be/4bkPDJc4l7I

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 01, 2023 06:29 PM (fs1hN)

296 Quite a while back there was a woman who ended up like Ben Grimm. But she was Ben's girlfriend at the timem. I don't know how she ended up like that in the first place, but she eventually developed the ability to change between human and rock forms at will, and then I think eventually lost the ability to get the rocky form before vanishing from the comic entirely.

That's the only woman like that I'm aware of.
Posted by: junior at May 01, 2023 06:26 PM (dT5r

Well, there's She Hulk but she stayed cute when Hulking out because reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

297 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 01, 2023 06:25 PM (Do5/p)
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Count me among those who celebrate when leftist companies go bankrupt. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (sWM8x)

298 Indignacio Vindacatorem

Only use Bid Light as a punchline for a pal.

"Very colourful shirt, Chad. Want a Bud Light?"

Male bonding with 2x$s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

299 If we think of brands like Bud Light as 'beloved American institutions,' it only shows how effectively their insidious marketing has warped us.

They're just brands. They are just pipe dreams. Their only reason for existence is to part us from our money. It was true way back in Clydesdale World, and it's true today in Tranny Clown World.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (MvF+J)

300 A long while back, someone in the comments wrote about a baby's interpretation of physical experiences without having a vocabulary. They said that being wrapped up in a blanket would equate to no more than something along the lines of "warm".

That has stayed with me, and I have included a modified form of it in a book to help try and describe entering into a higher dimension for an adult. The experience is beyond her comprehension, so she treats it like a baby first experiencing the world outside the womb.

Thank you, is what I'm saying. It was good stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (xPkf4)

301 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2023 06:31 PM (TZ75n)

302 279 Unpopular opinion... the Marxist Left is laughing their asses off at the right over this and enjoying every minute of these boycotts.

Most everyone other than "conservatives" and "progressives" intuitively understands this is a not good and destructive thing.

Trump thinks so too (I agree). And he also knows that the vast majority of his +74mil size voting coalition do too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 01, 2023 06:31 PM (jJDDr)

303 I should have gotten a box of Bud Light for my nephew for his birthday. Leave it out on his porch while he's at work.
Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (CaJIi)

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I have a nephew in marketing. It would have been the perfect gift for his B-Day. I was hoping to find a 12 pack with the Dylan Mulvaney on the box or the cans. Alas, it was only a one-off promo can for Dylan.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2023 06:32 PM (Z32m1)

304 299 If we think of brands like Bud Light as 'beloved American institutions,' it only shows how effectively their insidious marketing has warped us.

They're just brands. They are just pipe dreams. Their only reason for existence is to part us from our money. It was true way back in Clydesdale World, and it's true today in Tranny Clown World.
Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at May 01, 2023 06:30 PM (MvF+J)

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Yeah, that's kind of my point. America isn't Bud Lite. It isn't the NFL. It isn't even the damn federal government. It's the nation itself, the people. Bemoaning the end of an "American institution" like Bud Lite is silly (not that many here are doing it, mind you).

I think America will be stronger if it casts off this silly paraphernalia and embraces actual America in its place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at May 01, 2023 06:32 PM (xPkf4)

305 Is Fox trying to release the behind-the-scenes tape on Tucker to argue that Tucker violated his non-disparagement clause?
Posted by: Axeman

Yes, and he's obviously committed a grievous felony of - checks notes - slagging Fox's website layout.

(folds arms in smug triumph )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2023 06:14 PM (jzzG

So that gives them a reason to fire him...but they don't want to fire him.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2023 06:32 PM (eoQWY)

306 This is another example of a transgender finding the most stereotypical trait of women and imitating that stereotype to the max.

I have never seen my wife dress like that! An we met a long long time ago.
Why do trans have to dress like a little 13 YO girl Dylan M or a hooker type mafia drug GF?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2023 06:32 PM (BRHaw)

307 Male bonding with 2x4s.

I did that last week at our Wednesday night meeting of pragmatics.

In fairness, he was the one that asked me "Where was Walla Walla?" "Between ting tang & bing bang."

Still have that ear-worm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 01, 2023 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

308 @296 Well, there's She Hulk but she stayed cute when Hulking out because reasons.

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The one I'm thinking of didn't stay cute. IIRC, she basically looked like a female version of Thing, albeit wearing more than Ben's usual shorts.

Posted by: junior at May 01, 2023 06:33 PM (dT5r8)

309 @279: "The Marxist Left cares nothing for any of these ..."

Shoulda been more careful about letting those folks infect every major human resource department in America. Seems quaint in retrospect that everyone thought progressive kids would have to grow up when they got into the real world and corporate machines were immune to such madness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 01, 2023 06:33 PM (k1Qly)

310 Pedo is a coming.

It is round the bend.

They will be accepted in churches (see kind of semi Christian) within 5 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw)

311
I prefer any beer that doesn't make me think of prepubescent girls having their mammary glands sliced off or guys having some length of shitty smelling colon inserted were their penis used to be.

Call me old fashioned, don't care.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 01, 2023 06:35 PM (enJYY)

312 Shoulda been more careful about letting those folks infect every major human resource department in America. Seems quaint in retrospect that everyone thought progressive kids would have to grow up when they got into the real world and corporate machines were immune to such madness.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 01, 2023 06:33 PM (k1Qly)

HR bad very very bad
When we were told by HR you cannot fuck the help and 2 out of 3 (aint bad) were fucking the help and selling this I knew it was bad.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2023 06:37 PM (BRHaw)

313 And a couple of dwarfs dressed a leprechauns. It's Ireland, after all.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

That's not funny!
Posted by: Robert Reich

Was there a whole house nearby? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tyrian Lannister at May 01, 2023 06:38 PM (3CCua)

314 Ahead of the curve here. Switched from Bud heavy to Hamms about 9 months ago. It's good beer!!!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at May 01, 2023 06:39 PM (NThtg)

315 whole = whore you stupid effing auto correct asshole Stark.

Posted by: Tyrian Lannister at May 01, 2023 06:41 PM (3CCua)

316 Leigh Finke makes Rosa DeLauro look like Pam Anderson.

Posted by: red speck at May 01, 2023 06:44 PM (Ny/Va)

317 I give no shit about Marvel, DC, so this only makes me laugh: Rumor has it that "Ben Grimm," a.k.a. "The Thing" of the Fantastic 4 team, is going to be a girl.

That's a copyright infringement on our 10th season. You will be hearing from our attorneys.

Posted by: Archer at May 01, 2023 06:54 PM (gmo/4)

318 Passed a local.tavern, neon signs in the windows. Coors Light and Miller Light signs were on, but, strangely, Bud Light sign was dark.

Just coincidence....

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 01, 2023 06:57 PM (3Pavp)

319
What is this ugly rumor going about that Bud Light calls itself a beer?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 01, 2023 07:32 PM (t6XCL)

320 He's wearing Womanface. "transgender" is the new blackface, but the insult is against women rather than black people.

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