The Sundowner Chronicles: Biden Has Revealed His Campaign Plans, And It's Basement Biden 2.0, Reports the NYT and Axios

NORMZZZ! Have the normzzz been restored to your most delicate of satisfactions, NeverTrump cvcks?

The "president" won't stand for a press conference, won't take questions in a "gaggle" unless the reporter tells him what to say in advance, and now won't even campaign.

Are these the "Norms of Democracy" that NeverTrump promised us?

NYT:

President Biden has formally moved from a campaign-in-waiting to a campaign of waiting.
Despite his heavily anticipated re-election announcement on Tuesday, Mr. Biden has no immediate plans to barnstorm the key battlegrounds. Decorative bunting is nowhere to be found, and large rallies will come later.
Instead, Mr. Biden's next steps look much like his recent ones: leveraging the White House to burnish his record with ribbon-cuttings, and willingly ceding the stage to a Republican presidential primary that is already descending into a dogfight between Donald J. Trump and Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, even before he has entered the race.
The first 24 hours, a heavily scripted period in any campaign, serve as a Biden road map for the months to come: a video announcement and an array of text messages to spur online donations; the behind-the-scenes hiring of his campaign team; an official White House event that doubled as a campaign opportunity; and a rally focused on abortion rights, headlined by the vice president, at a historically Black university.

Axios actually reports some real news and quotes White House insiders and Democrats about having to limit Biden's schedule due to his declining energy and reduced periods of wakefulness.

Polls show that most voters of most ages wonder the same thing: Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?
Why it matters: It's a line of questioning the White House hates, and tries to brush off. But there are so many unknowns to rolling into your mid-80s with more power than anyone on Earth.
It's already an issue in the 2024 campaign, with some Republicans bluntly saying Biden might not live through a second term.
"[T]he idea that he would make it until 86 years old is not something that I think is likely," GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley told Fox News on Wednesday.
Zoom in: The White House rarely puts Biden in improvisational settings -- or in front of hostile questions from reporters. So it's tough for anyone outside his tight bubble to truly appraise the reality of Biden being the oldest president in U.S. history.
Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp. But even some of them concede his age has diminished his energy, significantly limiting his schedule.
Many White House officials say they're amazed at Biden's stamina -- often adding the caveat: "for his age."
Some White House officials say it's difficult to schedule public or private events with the president in the morning, in the evening, or on weekends: The vast majority of Biden's public events happen on weekdays, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.

In other words, Axios just confirmed that Sundowner is Sundowning.

...
By the numbers: A breakdown of Biden's schedule so far in 2023 reveals how his staff tries to ensure he's at his best:
Only four public events before 10 a.m.
Just a dozen public events after 6 p.m. -- mostly dinners and receptions with foreign leaders or fundraisers.
12 full weekends with no public events.

Axios attempts a "But Trump," and points out that if Trump were to win the 2024 election, he'd enter the White House... just a few months younger than Biden was in 2020. I guess that's useful context but I don't think they'd be making excuses in the other direction.

The bottom line: This likely will be the most Rose Garden-centered presidential campaign in nearly half a century -- since President Ford in 1976.

For those of you younger than Almost 29, the Rose Garden strategy is a form of non-campaigning campaigning, where you do not actually visit the country you intend to lead, and do not stand before reporters and answer questions. You just go out to the White House Rose Garden and read statements to reporters who have been summoned to video your statement and then deliver it out to the voters, but who cannot ask you questions.

Well, they can just shout them as Sundowner shuffles back to the White House, his handlers saying "Turn left" and "Turn the knob of the door" in his ear-piece. But he'll ignore those questions. The Rose Garden strategy is designed to insulate an unpopular and in this case incapable president from ever having to meet the voters or even the very-friendly leftwing press.

Axios reported this, but of course, this is no heroism; they don't want the frail, demented Biden to win the nomination. White House insiders are probably telling them worse, and telling them, "We can't let this man be the nominee, you have to do something!"

And of course they're trying to create the opening for Gavin Newsom or, horror of horrors, Michele Obama.

Meanwhile, Democrats line up to vouch for the energy, vitality, and razor-keen acumen of the Living Breathing Fountain of Youth that is Joe Biden.

Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell says Biden "puts many of us to shame with his energy" pic.twitter.com/tLmv0b6PGB
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 27, 2023

Meanwhile: "Fireball Joe Biden" doesn't exactly have this thing wrapped up, and no major candidate has declared against him yet.

2024 National Democratic Primary, Among Biden 2020 voters:

Biden 67%
Kennedy 14%
Williamson 5%
Undecided 13%

.@Suffolk_U/@USATODAY, 600 Biden 2020 voters, 4/15-18https://t.co/19WxJjUVPp
— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) April 19, 2023

That song kind of slaps, in a low-key MOR way.

Posted by: Ace at 01:12 PM

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1 It worked last time!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

2 Podium

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:13 PM (bx3Pl)

3 Axios reported this, but of course, this is no heroism; they don't want the frail, demented Biden to win the nomination. White House insiders are probably telling them worse, and telling them, "We can't let this man be the nominee, you have to do something!"

========

"We want the other faction in the Democrat Party to control patronage next administration!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

4 He does not have to campaign. He knows it. We know it. The Dems all know it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

5 He can't do anything live or in person without his mind making up bullshit

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:14 PM (bx3Pl)

6 The Norm is my wife is getting plowed by the Commanders and my check cleared.

//Davey Fwench

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 01:14 PM (Lzpvj)

7 I still bet he won't make 2024, his brain is going fast

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (bx3Pl)

8 A song by The Gordon Lightfoot!

Posted by: 496 at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (LKffs)

9 We've come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt campaigning from a train car to an occassional appearance on video from Biden's Basement.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (ssESX)

10 Congrats on the clean tags, by the way. No cleanup necessary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

11 Polls show that most voters of most ages wonder the same thing: Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?

Of course he can.

Posted by: A leftist ham sammich at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (Xrfse)

12 7 I still bet he won't make 2024, his brain is going fast
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (bx3Pl)

========

I remember the predictions that he would drop trou and shit on the floor at the debates.

The Democrat primary debates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

13 Michelle Obama is NOT going to be the nominee. No way. If Biden dies in office, the next Democrat has about a year to turn around his disastrous policies. If she wanted to be President, even slightly, 2020 was the year to do it.

It's likely the New York oligarchs will steal the election, for a third time, but it doesn't matter. They can either peacefully transfer power to someone competent, or make plans for emigrating to non-extradition countries.

I know where Blinken, Yellen, and Zelensky will be fleeing to.

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (DTm0P)

14 Remember, we don't vote anymore. The whole thing is a ballot harvesting operation. The sooner we all learn that and act accordingly, the better off we'll be. But as of now, no campaign will likely harvest him the White House

Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (RiUof)

15 Biden....president....good. Yes.

Posted by: Senator Jon Fetterman at April 28, 2023 01:16 PM (xut0m)

16 He can't do anything live or in person without his mind making up bullshit
Posted by: Skip

I would pay good money to see him shit himself on live tv.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:16 PM (piAIU)

17 7 I still bet he won't make 2024, his brain is going fast
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (bx3Pl)

I doubt we would be that... lucky's not the word, because we would just get some other brain dead vegetable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

18 Stick with what works, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

19 9 We've come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt campaigning from a train car to an occassional appearance on video from Biden's Basement.

With a bullet in him, yet

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (kHEJ8)

20 Well, he's already got the vote fraud vote locked up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

21 18 Stick with what works, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

Hey, 81 MILLION ballots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

22 7 I still bet he won't make 2024, his brain is going fast
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:15 PM (bx3Pl)

He'll get a third term. Maybe a fourth. First centenarian president. Fuck it. Why not? Simmer up some half assed stock footage to play for the livestock on their telefeeds. They're not going to stop partying just because they're asked to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (9UlRk)

23 I nooded good and hard. Just for Joe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (jzzG8)

24 They can either peacefully transfer power to someone competent, or make plans for emigrating to non-extradition countries.

I know where Blinken, Yellen, and Zelensky will be fleeing to.
Posted by: trev006

Non extradition treaty countries won't matter at that point. Hunter teams will pursue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (piAIU)

25 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (tFMno)

26 19 9 We've come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt campaigning from a train car to an occassional appearance on video from Biden's Basement.

With a bullet in him, yet
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (kHEJ

It takes more than that to stop a Bull Moose!
-TR, finding it hard to stand because of the giant testicles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

27 maybe america deserves biden

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (MLrvz)

28 The Dems are full of Baghdad Bob mouthpieces. Ridiculous lies that should be embarrassing if Democrats could be embarrassed. They have zero shame. Those that do usually switch parties.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (ZB6WQ)

29 Vote Williamson and Win With the Witch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

30 the gheybois and wine moms need to feel pain, like earthworms.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (MLrvz)

31 Swallwell is such a perfect little toady.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (9UlRk)

32 He'll get a third term. Maybe a fourth. First centenarian president. Fuck it. Why not? Simmer up some half assed stock footage to play for the livestock on their telefeeds. They're not going to stop partying just because they're asked to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:17 PM (9UlRk)

'Patterns of Force'. Was the guy's name Gill?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

33 "Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?"

Diane Feinstein is doing it, so surely old Joe will be just fine. (he just has to be able to sign things ... and given a young girl to play with now and then, to keep him alive)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (Cus5s)

34 Non extradition treaty countries won't matter at that point. Hunter teams will pursue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (piAIU)

You'd think so. It's really hard to infiltrate certain advanced ethnostates. Then again, maybe the response will be a little more overt.

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (DTm0P)

35 or in front of hostile questions from reporters.

Now is the part where we laugh. And possibly do the Dance of Joy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (jzzG8)

36 Shots.net: Is this the first ad generated entirely in AI?

https://tinyurl.com/2u6dnucb

Video included at link. And I'll be honest, I've watched it like a dozen times and it's just...weird and hilarious.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (tFMno)

37 Biden can boink a chinese spy with far more energy than me !!!

Posted by: swalwell at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (N1WXz)

38 I wonder if I'll vote in the Democrat primary again next year.

Last time I voted for Tom Steyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

39 Well, dems and Kristol wing are perfectly fine with it and. Will vote for him. It's up to Rs running to show that it's not acceptable. Just mocking it on Twitter won't do and calling him sleepy Joe, won't do.either.

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (HmA4g)

40 Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell says Biden "puts many of us to shame with his energy"
_________

What's Yum Yum's verdict?

(BTW, I was surprised no one saw that as referring to The Mikado.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (TgBWG)

41 Joe Biden is the most energetic president in history. He is famous for working late into the night and gets more done in a day than other presidents did in a week. Some opponents try to lie and say Joe has lost a step, but how can you compare Trumps airport rallies that struggled to attract 1000 attendees with Bidens college football stadium tour that routinely drew overflow crowds of 100,000 or more night after night for months.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (wsSEe)

42 Yeah, I bet Biden planks even more than Ruth Bader Corpseburg did.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (ppBhU)

43 Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (tFMno)

*checks watch*

Seems accurate.

Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (ivvNA)

44 "[T]he idea that he would make it until 86 years old is not something that I think is likely," GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley told Fox News on Wednesday.

Nikki-
The way you answer such a question is "NO". Alternatively, you could say "are you high?".

The fact that you speak in such flabby language tells me you are not fit to be president, as if I didn't already know.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (eOEVl)

45 'Patterns of Force'. Was the guy's name Gill?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

I just accidentally referenced something, didn't I?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (9UlRk)

46 Not that we really need more evidence, but it seems to be reelecting Alzheimer Joe would be the ultimate victory for the Deep State/Great Reset/All For China coalition.

Imagine NEVER having to concern one's self with what a candidate thinks. If you have a candidate who doesn't, in fact, think, and you can elect his carcass, there's no stopping them. We're in a post-election world, where literally a cantaloupe could be elected, and it would make no difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:21 PM (ceWVe)

47 maybe Brandon will have fatty Tori Nuland and her equally tubby hubby, Robert Kagan campaign for him

they are a handsome couple

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:21 PM (us2H3)

48 Biden got more black votes than Obama with sparse campaigning and absurd three car parades.

Imagine how many black votes he'll get with no campaigning and 200% food inflation.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:21 PM (NYUSO)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

50 I want Trump to detail a plan of how he will tear down and rebuild the federal monstrosity. Screw this petty sniping at RDS. Give us a plan to rally behind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (wsSEe)

51 I just accidentally referenced something, didn't I?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (9UlRk)

Actually, you could make the case that you referenced a few dystopian fictional pieces. 1984 had a mysterious, absent leader as well, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

52 Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (tFMno)

*checks watch*

Seems accurate.
Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2023 01:20 PM (ivvNA)

*looks at phone*

Nuh uh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

53 If Biden prevails through the primaries, he'll be reappointed the next president.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (BdMk6)

54 "Biden Has Revealed His Campaign Plans, And It's Basement Biden 2.0, Reports the NYT and Axios"

Well, it worked last time. It's not like Biden was some magnanimous personality with unknown plans. He basically said he was going to take a dump on the country- and he did. Worst part? The GOP's leading candidate is going to the same well as last time. No change in strategy. No discussion of the issues. And the RNC still has the same chairperson and GOTV strategy. They haven't said a thing about issues like mail in ballots or harvesting. I predict Groundhog Day

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (HDGM5)

55 Swalwell has displayed that he has about the same anal retention abilities as Biden.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (UBUkf)

56 I'd like to be the first to congratulate the President on his successful reelection.

Bet me

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (geLO8)

57 They know that no matter what happens, the election will be stolen for him. So what difference does it make? Sloppy Joe can literally hide out in an underground bunker until January 2025 when he crawls out like Punxsutawney Phil to be re-inaugurated.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

58 Despite his heavily anticipated re-election announcement on Tuesday, Mr. Biden has no immediate plans to barnstorm the key battlegrounds.

Who, exactly, was 'heavily anticipating' this shitsticks re-election announcement?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

59 I would like a vote on a Constitutional amendment to have mandatory retirement at age 74 of all elected and appointed Fed offices including the SC. You can serve out your term of an elected office. I don't want anymore octogenarians running the country.

Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (ZB6WQ)

60 But but but . . . what about the DEBATES??

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

61 It's gonna be a hoot

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (geLO8)

62 Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp. But even some of them concede his age has diminished his energy, significantly limiting his schedule.

LOL...quotes like that genuinely crack me up.

Joe is just functional enough--and just barely, he still screws it up all the time--to go out and read his written notes with highlighted answers for pre-submitted questions from the pretend press lickspittles in a strictly controlled environment.

Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (FQWHA)

63
Do you know why Biden isn't campaigning?

Because he doesn't have to.

This one is in the bag and they want you to know.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (0ZDW/)

64 Joe will be fine. Animatronics don't wear out so fast and Disney will be right there to supply one if they need it.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (dTFZY)

65 >Who, exactly, was 'heavily anticipating' this shitsticks re-election announcement?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

that writer

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (geLO8)

66 Who, exactly, was 'heavily anticipating' this shitsticks re-election announcement?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (9UlRk)

67 The hilarious thing is that this is Biden after he's been doctored up by the world's most capable drug dealers. Dude probably only eats stemcell sandwiches and gets the entirety of his blood changed once a week, substituted with toddler's blood, and is still a wreck.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (ppBhU)

68 It doesn't matter what Biden does: We are 'watching a Republican electoral disaster in the making': According to longtime conservative David Frum, the Republican party seems dead-set on handing Donald Trump the 2024 presidential nomination despite all the signs that there is no chance that he can win

This plus the concerted efforts of multiple Republican legislatures to decide medical and social issues.....I think these people are whistling past the graveyard of political reality

last time, many people voted against Trump rather than FOR Biden I think even more people could vote against Trump now

I disagree. People like Biden and always have!!

They built a monster and then they fed that monster and now that monster is devouring them. Old story. Nothing new under the sun.

Biden can be beaten? F*** the media for failing to report his accomplishments!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (xut0m)

69 I expect a lot of stories along the lines of, "he doesn't need to campaign because he's so popular."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (5EnGD)

70 Someone should ask if Dr Jill and Joe are still fighting over the Peloton.

They're at the point where they've told so many lies they can't possibly remember them.

Posted by: MJ at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (zwDuR)

71 I want Trump to detail a plan of how he will tear down and rebuild the federal monstrosity. Screw this petty sniping at RDS. Give us a plan to rally behind.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (wsSEe)

He's already doing it, so that's a start.

Https://youtu.be/BOnTi_tLwtQ

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (DTm0P)

72 I'll say one thing

Joe's probably never downed a cock

that's a lot more than you can say for the rest of us

Posted by: swallowswell at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (us2H3)

73 >>Joe will be fine. Animatronics don't wear out so fast and Disney will be right there to supply one if they need it.

Posted by: huerfano

No- a job like this, they need George Lucas and ILM

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (geLO8)

74 Mr. Biden's next steps look much like his recent ones: leveraging the White House to burnish his record with ribbon-cutting

Joe's not allowed to handle scissors.
-- Dr. Jill

Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (786Ro)

75 How about a maximum 25 years in elected or employed government service, unless you are military with a rank of O6 or higher.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:24 PM (wsSEe)

76 Joe is just functional enough--and just barely, he still screws it up all the time--to go out and read his written notes with highlighted answers for pre-submitted questions from the pretend press lickspittles in a strictly controlled environment.

Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (FQWHA)

Babbling, drooling, wandering around lost and confused, falling up stairs.... a regular paragon of verve and grace.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (9UlRk)

77 WH Says Exploding Cost Of Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act Is “A Good Thing”

-
It can't work unless it's fully funded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)

78 Swallowell looks like a bum in a suit. Grow the beard or shave, doofus.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (dTFZY)

79 I wonder if I'll vote in the Democrat primary again next year.

Last time I voted for Tom Steyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

I would like to see RFK Jr get some traction. I could even see myself voting for him in the general, if he could be nominated.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (ceWVe)

80 Well, I guess you ain't black, Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

81 50 I want Trump to detail a plan of how he will tear down and rebuild the federal monstrosity. Screw this petty sniping at RDS. Give us a plan to rally behind.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (wsSEe)

That is not how you get +74mil votes. Instead, you do precisely what DJT does.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (RasQQ)

82 "YOU turn left" and "YOU turn the knob of the door"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Vwz3I)

83 Despite his heavily anticipated re-election announcement on Tuesday, Mr. Biden has no immediate plans to barnstorm the key battlegrounds.
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Recall this is the media that has "turned" on Biden and is part of the giant op to get rid of him. Say how's that classified doc scandal going? And Hunter? Joe should be booted any day now, right?

Always listen to what's not being said. Often more informative than what is.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (0ZDW/)

84 I would pay good money to see him shit himself on live tv.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:16 PM (piAIU)

I will bet that you already have.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (aD39U)

85 Tucker/Tulsi 2024 3rd party run.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Y0fvy)

86 Who, exactly, was 'heavily anticipating' this shitsticks re-election announcement?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Brian Stelter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (9UlRk)

But that's just because everything Brian does he does "heavily."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (ppBhU)

87 I am sure that Mitch McConnel will do everything in his power to help Biden get 'elected' again.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (UBUkf)

88 Yeah.

Remember the guaranteed RED WAVE?

biden will win again. Perhaps with 90 million votes this time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (ytBBc)

89 Joe is totally STROKED for 2024!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (wtvvX)

90 Babbling, drooling, wandering around lost and confused, falling up stairs.... a regular paragon of verve and grace.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

He identifies as conscious.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (FVME7)

91 You'd think so. It's really hard to infiltrate certain advanced ethnostates. Then again, maybe the response will be a little more overt.
Posted by: trev006

Have you looked at the non extradition countries? Turd world. Easily in, execute, & extract if need be. Except for Afghanistan and mainland China.

Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and
Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central African Republic, Chad, Mainland China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (piAIU)

92 I'll say one thing

Joe's probably never downed a cock
------------

Wouldn't take that bet on this or any other planet.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (0ZDW/)

93 last time, many people voted against Trump rather than FOR Biden I think even more people could vote against Trump now

+90mil protest votes!

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (RasQQ)

94 Let Go, Brandon!

Posted by: Grim Reaper at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (WmGrA)

95 >>Grow the beard or shave, doofus.

He should shave it all and just leave a Yum-Yum Saver.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (UBUkf)

96 And of course they're trying to create the opening for Gavin Newsom or, horror of horrors, Michele Obama.

So the Potus glass ceiling will remain intact.

Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (786Ro)

97 Make Dementia Great Again!

Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (VMFAF)

98 Sundowning? He'd better take care. He'll probably trip while going up the back stair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

99 Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell says Biden "puts many of us to shame with his energy"

But can he do as many pushups as Ruth Bader Ginsburg could?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (xPl2J)

100 80 Well, I guess you ain't black, Ace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Who the hell knows, under all that fur?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

101 Joe is totally STROKED for 2024!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (piAIU)

102 Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (piAIU)

Most of those places you could mail a guy five bucks and have the job done by lunch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (9UlRk)

103 Biden energy!

@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN 🚨 Donald Trump mocks Biden by appearing to get lost at the stage

https://tinyurl.com/mw632rnr

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (Vwz3I)

104 98 Sundowning? He'd better take care. He'll probably trip while going up the back stair.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

Wow. Thanks for that earworm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (zZu0s)

105 Joe will never debate Donnie cuz Donnie will call Joe out for the laptop lie and the cover up

in no uncertain terms

by then, the laptop and Hunter should be pretty ripe for mashing

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (us2H3)

106
Who the hell knows, under all that fur?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

107 The weekend is coming The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (bx3Pl)

108 Well, my boss just said it's a nice day and he doesn't want to be here all day so we're leaving at noon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

109 Despite his heavily anticipated re-election announcement on Tuesday, Mr. Biden has no immediate plans to barnstorm the key battlegrounds. Decorative bunting is nowhere to be found, and large rallies will come later.
++++
Methinks not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

110 97 Make Dementia Great Again!

Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2023 01:27 PM (VMFAF)

As Dr. Demento used to sign off his show with:

Don't forget to staaay deeemented!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

111 Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp.

**
Biden wasn't mentally sharp when Barry Manilow still had a career.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (wb1YC)

112 Non-ace cruelty spotted on the Twats (hat tip to The Empress):

NotYourJewishMom @CaffMomREDACTED
David French identifying as a conservative at this point is no different than Dylan Mulvaney identifying as a woman.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

113 In the days following the massacre, the NY Post promised us solid word that the manifesto was being released "soon".

Then Trump was arrested six hours later, then six hundred other stories, and now the truth comes out. You will never see that manifesto.

But the Post is totes on our side. The good guys. The honest journalists.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (0ZDW/)

114 Well, my boss just said it's a nice day and he doesn't want to be here all day so we're leaving at noon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

Where's he taking you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I too am amazed at this stamina......for his age.

Or...was that Hunter?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, bitchez! at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (vcOmj)

116 Why are they dragging Gerald Ford and his 1976 campaign into this? I was only a kid, but I clearly remember Ford getting shot at TWICE by too different crazy bitches while out on the campaign trail.
Either way, Ford was a robust 62 year old in 1976

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

117 Polls show that most voters of most ages wonder the same thing: Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?
++++
He can't run it competently *now,* so I don't know why that question is relevant...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

118 Joe will be fine. Animatronics don't wear out so fast and Disney will be right there to supply one if they need it.
Posted by: huerfano

Cyberpunk Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (FVME7)

119 I know where Blinken, Yellen, and Zelensky will be fleeing to.
Posted by: trev006

Sorceror soundtrack begins.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (RasQQ)

120 108 Well, my boss just said it's a nice day and he doesn't want to be here all day so we're leaving at noon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

Get off the rebel train, Jordan, or you'll land us all in jail!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (zZu0s)

121 59 I would like a vote on a Constitutional amendment to have mandatory retirement at age 74 of all elected and appointed Fed offices including the SC. You can serve out your term of an elected office. I don't want anymore octogenarians running the country.
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM

Rest assured, then! They're not!

Posted by: Deep State Bureaucrats at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (xut0m)

122 large rallies will come later.
++++
Methinks not.

I expect his funeral will be VERY well attended.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

123 ++++
Methinks not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

They will be full of brand new Jeeps.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Lamont, the Big Dummy is black, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (gvzCD)

125 Yeah, I bet Biden planks even more than Ruth Bader Corpseburg did.
--
.
There is a lot of 2010-2015 information out there about Ukraine being a hotbed of organ harvesting, with all kinds of terrifying illegal stuff discussed. Car wrecks where everyone survives but they're rushed to the hospital and pronounced dead and their bodies mined for what is needed ( because organs do best when they're removed from living people). Newsweek:
.
"Since 1991, more than 160,000 men, women and children have been exploited for labor, sex, forced begging and organ removal, according to a mid-2015 report from the International Organization for Migration (IOM)."
https://tinyurl.com/232lxn6f
.
And it just came out that the Biden family - more than just Hunter and Joe - are heavily involved in this type of trade.
.
https://tinyurl.com/25ym4wb7
.
People joke about adrenochrome and plasma infusions from infants and other... "exotic" medicines for the elite, but I'm not sure it's a joke.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (NYUSO)

126 The man who was Barack Obama's insurance policy because NO ONE would dare harm Barack lest Slow Joe become president will get his second term.

The woman who is Slow Joe's insurance policy because NO ONE would dare harm Slow Joe lest she become president, will get her two terms.

They are too useful.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (nB5FL)

127 >>Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp.

No way you could escort a 12 year old girl through the White House without Joe chasing her down and sniffing her!

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (UBUkf)

128 Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp.

**
Biden wasn't mentally sharp when Barry Manilow still had a career.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (wb1YC)
---
The plastic spoon in my desk drawer is mentally sharper than FJB these days.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

129 I'M STROKIN"!!!!

Posted by: Clarence Biden at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

130 Polls show that most voters of most ages wonder the same thing: Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?

***

Most voters of most ages have no business voting.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

131 What about No Labels?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

132 Do you know why Biden isn't campaigning?

Because he doesn't have to.

This one is in the bag and they want you to know.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (0ZDW/)

So very much this. The deep state, Soros, and the CCP already know who the next prez will be.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (BdMk6)

133 Have you looked at the non extradition countries? Turd world. Easily in, execute, & extract if need be. Except for Afghanistan and mainland China.

Indonesia, Ivory Coast

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:26 PM (piAIU)

Hmmm. Missing a state that definitely won't honor extradition requests for Bloomberg/ Soros, but at least you're thinking.

I definitely don't think any American general will authorize shootouts on the streets of Moscow, for obvious reasons, but if the diaspora is unwise enough to hide there a much simpler solution might present itself.

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (DTm0P)

134 Watching some pure kino slasher flick on Amazon. The Prowler.
Watched The Burning and Schizoid last weekend.
* chef's kiss *

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (Y0fvy)

135 He still showers like a 40 year old!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (UBUkf)

136 I'M STROKIN"!!!!
Posted by: Clarence Biden at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (wtvvX)

The video of the asian dude trying to sing while the chick was jerking him off was kinda funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Where's he taking you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Hopefully someplace nice for lunch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL)

138 130 Most voters of most ages have no business voting.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:30 PM (wb1YC)

========

"Azathoth for president!"
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

139 I'm sure Biden does put Swalwell to shame in the stamina department

Posted by: Fang Fang Bang Bang at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (o5xaO)

140 Remember the guaranteed RED WAVE?

biden will win again. Perhaps with 90 million votes this time.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You begin to grasp the full extent of this fully operational voting generator, young Skywalker

Posted by: Darth Dominion, voting Deathstar at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (vcOmj)

141
Gradations and details of dementia are beside the point once the President has declined below the line of "brain-fucked." A hidden cabal is in charge.

This is The Emperor's New Brain. Every official source and Biden-aligned individual pretends not to see the dementia, or the election fraud, or the Biden family criminality.. Spooky.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (G6qJm)

142 >>Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp.

"White House sources say..."

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:32 PM (geLO8)

143 Not sure if it was already mentioned in the thread below, but Arnon Mishkin'd It By THIS

Posted by: DaisyB at April 28, 2023 01:32 PM (AbL8c)

144 Despite his heavily anticipated re-election announcement on Tuesday, Mr. Biden has no immediate plans to barnstorm the key battlegrounds. Decorative bunting is nowhere to be found, and large rallies will come later.
++++
Methinks not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

There will be ONE big rally two days before the election when Golden Boy Obama taking a break from his Endless Vacation, parachutes into ---probably Philadelphia--to order the "folks" to put Joe back in the White House

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:32 PM (mR6Gs)

145 I wonder if I'll vote in the Democrat primary again next year.

Last time I voted for Tom Steyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

Today's Tom Steyer, he gets high on YOU!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:32 PM (yUjc0)

146 Axios attempts a "But Trump," and points out that if Trump were to win the 2024 election, he'd enter the White House... just a few months younger than Biden was in 2020. I guess that's useful context but I don't think they'd be making excuses in the other direction.
+++
The obvious point on this front - though Axios and no other press outlet will ever make it - is a point of contrast.

Trump is old, yes. That is a concern. But it also true that Trump's administration was the single most transparent administration in American history. No president ever gave more time to the press than Trump did. He held events constantly, even impromptu events like when he would take an extra half hour to walk to Marine One so he could answer questions on the way. The press has never had more access to a president, had more time given to them by a president, had more unscripted and ad-hoc time with a president.

Trump was, in this respect, the polar opposite of Biden. And the press knows it. They got what any press whore *dreams* of with the Trump administration: access, time and unfiltered Q&A.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:32 PM (t0OGg)

147 Cyberpunk Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (FVME7)

Hell of a cross promo for Phantom Liberty...

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (DTm0P)

148 Do you know why Biden isn't campaigning?

Because he doesn't have to.

This one is in the bag and they want you to know.

Posted by: ...

--

This.

Read it again if you missed it.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (NYUSO)

149 64 Joe will be fine. Animatronics don't wear out so fast and Disney will be right there to supply one if they need it.
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (dTFZY)
-----
An animatronic Joe Biden that speaks in ChatGPT-generated dialog (like what someone recently did with a Furby) might. just. work!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (ssESX)

150 For those of you younger than Almost 29, the Rose Garden strategy is a form of non-campaigning campaigning, where you do not actually visit the country you intend to lead, and do not stand before reporters and answer questions. You just go out to the White House Rose Garden and read statements to reporters who have been summoned to video your statement and then deliver it out to the voters, but who cannot ask you questions.
++++
Why mess with success? This worked last time. They made sure of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)

151 Behind the scenes: Biden's close advisers say he's mentally sharp.

His Depends smell sharp

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)

152
I disagree. People like Biden and always have!!

We laugh. But there is some truth to this.

Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (786Ro)

153 'Our Democracy' looks suspiciously like rotting meat hanging from a hook in a freezer that doesn't work.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (6uV63)

154 Lets just let CHATGPT run the country.

Why bother with a living president?

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (6Tc2R)

155 OUT: Red Wave
IN: Shitnami

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (wtvvX)

156 The DNC is currently scouring the universe looking for Station to build them evil robot Biden's to replace the current malfunctioning Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

157 He's not mentally sharp. He can't complete a sentence with garbling at least part of it. He shakes hands with people who aren't there. He doesn't know which way to turn or walk and has to be told.

THE EMPEROR HAS NO BRAIN CELLS

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (geLO8)

158 If Fetterman can be elected as Senator then Joe can be reelected as President.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

159 152
I disagree. People like Biden and always have!!

We laugh. But there is some truth to this.
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (786Ro)

=======

$5 says this same poster was calling Biden a racist who should be kicked out of the party when Kamala told him to during the primary of 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

160 153 'Our Democracy' looks suspiciously like rotting meat hanging from a hook in a freezer that doesn't work.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (6uV63)

Just dry aging. Shave off the moldy outside and what's left is delicious.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:34 PM (RasQQ)

161 "Sundown" puts me in mind of a big longhaired black cat who lived with my upstairs neighbors in '76-'79. That was his name, and the song was popular around then.

The cat had more on the ball than Biden does.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2023 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

162 "Why mess with success? This worked last time. They made sure of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)"

Plus they can count on Republicans to do the exact same thing as last time. Because it was a "winning strategy" or something and they only lost due to the steal.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (HDGM5)

163 Do you know why Biden isn't campaigning?

Because he doesn't have to.

This one is in the bag and they want you to know.

Posted by: ...

--

This.

Read it again if you missed it.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (NYUSO)

Ellipsis Johnson is right!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

164 We've come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt campaigning from a train car to an occassional appearance on video from Biden's Basement.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Or delivering a speech AFTER being shot.
Ironically, the written speech helped stop the bullet.

Posted by: zombie Pres. Teddy Roosevelt at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (5Al3g)

165 Great news from NC!

The NC Supreme Court issued three important rulings today:

1) Reinstated the Voter ID that was passed five years ago.

2) The Court reversed the map-drawing ruling made by the Court in a prior session that made illegal a GOP-drawn electoral map.

3) Voting rights will be denied to felons released from prison but still on probation or parole.

Elections do matter.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

166 This will work in the general because it will be stolen for whoever the Dumocrap candidate is. Biden, Newsome, Pizza Rat, the Rat King, a plate of ratatouille, whoever.

But for the primaries it's riskier. Remember that Hillary thought she had the nomination in the bag for 2008, but God-king Lightbringer out-hustled and out-campaigned her like a sneaky, freaky brother sneaking in from the rear.

The same could happen to Sloppy Joe. Not likely, but an energetic challenger could at least pose a threat. The knives are out for Biden. He should be more worried that it seems he is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

167 Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me (keep on)
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)

168 Biden energy!

@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN 🚨 Donald Trump mocks Biden by appearing to get lost at the stage

https://tinyurl.com/mw632rnr
Posted by: andycanuck

Bad optics mocking a dementia vegetable like that, who in zero way shape or form is calling the shots. Everybody knows it.
Just dumb move by Trump. He should be mocking the Cabinet Members. But we all know why Trump won't do that tho...

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Y0fvy)

169 I prefer Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Joseph R. Biden," but "Sundown" is a good song.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (dTFZY)

170 I thought it was Carter who ran a Rose Garden campaign, because he was working so hard to get the hostages released, when it turns out the Iranians were crapping their robes at the thought of Reagan nuking them and couldn't get them on the plane fast enough when he was inaugurated.

Posted by: x at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (ZBPE2)

171 I doubt we would be that... lucky's not the word, because we would just get some other brain dead vegetable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023

***
Right now, we'd be stuck with Echolalia Kamalala.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (J2vNu)

172 People joke about adrenochrome and plasma infusions from infants and other... "exotic" medicines for the elite, but I'm not sure it's a joke.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate

It's not a joke. Wife's brother lasted a year with pancreatic cancer and a top notched cancer team from MD Anderson.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (piAIU)

173 165 Great news from NC!

The NC Supreme Court issued three important rulings today:

1) Reinstated the Voter ID that was passed five years ago.

2) The Court reversed the map-drawing ruling made by the Court in a prior session that made illegal a GOP-drawn electoral map.

3) Voting rights will be denied to felons released from prison but still on probation or parole.

Elections do matter.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

Holy shit, you're right.

I guess there IS hope for North Carolina!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

174 Hey Jordan!
Awesome on getting released early! It's stupid beautiful on my side this morning. Wish I could leave at lunch!

Enjoy!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (3wEtx)

175 Might I suggest "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" as being more appropriate?

Posted by: AoSHQ Music symposium at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (5Al3g)

176 What about No Labels?
-----------
The Coffee Party!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (Vwz3I)

177 Polls show that most voters of most ages wonder the same thing: Can President Biden really win the White House again at nearly 82 -- and run it competently into age 86?
++++
He can't run it competently *now,* so I don't know why that question is relevant...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)

Note how these voters are reported as "wondering" - not, for example, "doubting".

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (oFO+/)

178 No one is automatically disqualified by their age. But this one particular man, namely Shitpants, is unfit. Why or how doesn't matter. The fact that others his age are fit doesn't matter. HE is unfit, and it's glaringly obvious. This isn't some abstract, general, "can an octogenarian be president" discussion. Of course they can. THIS one, however, can not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (9UlRk)

179 Just how bad is it if the MSM is hesitantly mentioning Biden's declining energy?

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (eGTCV)

180 This one is in the bag and they want you to know.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM (0ZDW/)

pride comes before the fall

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (us2H3)

181 When we entered WWI, Teddy wanted to command US troops in Europe. Wilson turned him down.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (gvzCD)

182 "Elections do matter.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rj6Yv) "

Damn right.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (HDGM5)

183 He's not mentally sharp. He can't complete a sentence with garbling at least part of it. He shakes hands with people who aren't there. He doesn't know which way to turn or walk and has to be told.

THE EMPEROR HAS NO BRAIN CELLS
Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023

***
He can't remember how many grandchildren he has, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (J2vNu)

184 141
Gradations and details of dementia are beside the point once the President has declined below the line of "brain-fucked." A hidden cabal is in charge.

This is The Emperor's New Brain. Every official source and Biden-aligned individual pretends not to see the dementia, or the election fraud, or the Biden family criminality.. Spooky.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2023 01:31 PM (G6qJm)

C.S. Lewis' book, That Hideous Strength predicted this very type of scenario. Written in 1945.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (nB5FL)

185 Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot is about backup singer/girlfriend Cathy Smith also of Belushi’s acquaintance. She has passed away, but Lightfoot still performs. He has COPD and “talks” rather than sings through the music but is still a charming, very cool performer.

Posted by: LadyS at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (VGiJY)

186 Bad optics mocking a dementia vegetable like that, who in zero way shape or form is calling the shots. Everybody knows it.
Just dumb move by Trump. He should be mocking the Cabinet Members. But we all know why Trump won't do that tho...
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Y0fvy)

Have you told Trump this? I'm sure he would be interested in how he could get more than +74mil votes.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (RasQQ)

187 I would like to see RFK Jr get some traction. I could even see myself voting for him in the general, if he could be nominated.
Posted by: BurtTC

My wife and I have talked about changing our registration for the primaries to vote for RFK and screw with the Democrats.
He has a lot of interesting positions, but he is very much against 2A rights. That's kind of disturbing.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (vcOmj)

188 The DNC is currently scouring the universe looking for Station to build them evil robot Biden's to replace the current malfunctioning Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL! This Flintstones clip comes to mind.
YAHBBA. DAHBBA. DOO.
https://youtu.be/yqFM9carOgo

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (yUjc0)

189
It's not a joke. Wife's brother lasted a year with pancreatic cancer and a top notched cancer team from MD Anderson.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (piAIU)

My father lasted a month

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)

190 Stop me, Stop me,
Oh Stop me.
Stop me if you think that I've
shit my pants before...

Posted by: The Smiths at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

191 Shitnami or Screwednami??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Vwz3I)

192 It took a single defection to change NC.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (RasQQ)

193 Well, my boss just said it's a nice day and he doesn't want to be here all day so we're leaving at noon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023

***
Good for you!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (J2vNu)

194 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Chappaqua at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (DhOHl)

195 LOL! This Flintstones clip comes to mind.
YAHBBA. DAHBBA. DOO.
https://youtu.be/yqFM9carOgo
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (yUjc0)

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (piAIU)

You're taking it on faith that she actually had pancreatic cancer. It's far more likely that compulsive liars lied about something like her condition than that there is some secret technology keeping terminal cases alive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9UlRk)

197 The 'sharp' fecal tang of excrement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

198 The horror shines down
as the peasants all frown,
at the big liar known as joe biden.
When he's not telling fibs, he fondles little girls' ribs
and then to his basement goes hidin'

Posted by: AoSHQ Music symposium at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (5Al3g)

199 C.S. Lewis' book, That Hideous Strength predicted this very type of scenario. Written in 1945.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (nB5FL)
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One of the most disturbing books I've ever read in my life...BECAUSE it was so prescient about today's world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (YIVH2)

200 Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Y0fvy)

Trump ran and won two elections in a row as the most hated man in the world, one in the middle of a pandemic they blamed solely on him among a wrecked economy and dissatisfied populace. I think he probably knows something or two about how to campaign. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9aNXD)

201 RFK jr. should run as an independent.
Siphon some votes away from Biden.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (jTmQV)

202 "Turn left"

"No, your other left dammit"
""No, your other left dammit""

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (FhXTo)

203 They're sticking with Joe because he's so controllable.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (RqMSv)

204 This slender blonde in her underwear thinks Biden was too stupid to be president even before his brain turned to Swiss cheese:
https://is.gd/7gOZyl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

205 In a better world, 2024 would be Tucker vs Kennedy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (44ww/)

206 In NC, the congressional delegation is split 7-7 Republican and Dem. With the redrawn map, the Dems will get crushed in 2024.

Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)

207 Whoopsie!! Let's try again.

Not sure if it was already mentioned in the thread below, but Arnon Mishkin'd It By THIS Much also pulled the same BS calling Ohio early in 2012 for Obama.

And of course a life-long Democrat supporter. SHOCKING I know.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (AbL8c)

208 It's just Biden and this damn war in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Zombie Lyndon Johnson at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (vcOmj)

209 Enjoy!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (3wEtx)

I'm going golfing with hubs! Which will be boring AF but I'm gonna drink and enjoy the weather.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (DRSnL)

210 If this demented puppet and his handlers don't have the decency to step down from power, why must i have the decency to not mock the demented piece of shit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (9UlRk)

211 200 Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Y0fvy)

Trump ran and won two elections in a row as the most hated man in the world, one in the middle of a pandemic they blamed solely on him among a wrecked economy and dissatisfied populace. I think he probably knows something or two about how to campaign. Maybe.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9aNXD)

Maybe it's a joke post. Suggesting Trump ignore the easily mocked face of the opposition to attack people no one has ever heard of seems like a dumb take.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (eYoxG)

212 YOU shit YOUR pants.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (44ww/)

213 Peter Zeihan has thoughts about the impact of the Iranian seizure of an oil tanker in the Persian Gulf, and our lack of a response.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9fwjuz

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (eOEVl)

214 In any other decade except this one, the Democrats would have killed to have a chance to nominate a Kennedy

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)

215 Donald Trump clearly has a lot of energy. I've never seen a grain of evidence of Biden energy so what is Swallwell talking about?

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (eGTCV)

216 169 I prefer Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Joseph R. Biden," but "Sundown" is a good song.
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 01:36 PM (dTFZY)

'If you could read my mind' is syrupy, but catchy as well.

No, Joe, I cannot detect any thoughts.
-Karnac

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

217 Biden's olfactory system is like that of a 40 year old man.

Posted by: Sources say at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (ssESX)

218 She's been looking like a queen in a sailor's dream.
And she don't always say what she really means.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

219 195 LOL! This Flintstones clip comes to mind.
YAHBBA. DAHBBA. DOO.
https://youtu.be/yqFM9carOgo
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:39 PM (yUjc0)

Damn. HAan't thought about that one in YEARS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

220 The DNC is currently scouring the universe looking for Station to build them evil robot Biden's to replace the current malfunctioning Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

The frightening thing is he's functioning exactly how they want him to.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (9aNXD)

221 206 In NC, the congressional delegation is split 7-7 Republican and Dem. With the redrawn map, the Dems will get crushed in 2024.
-------------------
This guarantees another Lock Down cuz ChiCom Flu.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (6uV63)

222 I'm going golfing with hubs! Which will be boring AF but I'm gonna drink and enjoy the weather.
Posted by: Jordan61

That's how I play golf. I suck at it, but there's always drinking involved so I have a great time.

Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (FQWHA)

223 Bad optics mocking a dementia vegetable like that, who in zero way shape or form is calling the shots. Everybody knows it.
Posted by: Out of the Loop

RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions.

Go fuck yourself, first time caller.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (jzzG8)

224 Me like energy.

Posted by: Yum Yum at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (MkuC5)

225 This slender blonde in her underwear thinks Biden was too stupid to be president even before his brain turned to Swiss cheese:

Now you're talking. She looks like an actual non-photoshopped woman.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (eOEVl)

226 And how many people know what generation Robert Kennedy Jr is? Probably think he's his grandfather...

Posted by: Iris at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (foa6+)

227 The "president" won't stand for a press conference, won't take questions in a "gaggle" unless the reporter tells him what to say in advance, and now won't even campaign.
........

and he will steal the election easily.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

228 If staffers are saying Alzheimer Joe is mentally sharp, it's just a play out of the old commie book. Late era Brezhnev was "mentally sharp," Mao swam 20 miles in the Yangtze river, Kim Jong Il had 12 hole in ones on an 18 hole course....

You won't be expected to believe it, you are merely expected to act like you believe it. Or else.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (ceWVe)

229 they are depending on the lies holding up

why they wanted Tucker out

but I don't think they will

the political landscape will overcome their BS next year

this time next year, the Ukraine will be huge negative

Vlad will see to it

you can only lie and cheat so much before critical mass is achieved

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (us2H3)

230 223 Bad optics mocking a dementia vegetable like that, who in zero way shape or form is calling the shots. Everybody knows it.
Posted by: Out of the Loop

=======

According to the left, Biden is on top of everything mentally and physically. Why would making fun of him be making fun of a vegetable?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

231
That's how I play golf. I suck at it, but there's always drinking involved so I have a great time.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 01:43 PM (FQWHA)

A 7 to 10 beer round is a good time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

232 It's not a joke. Wife's brother lasted a year with pancreatic cancer and a top notched cancer team from MD Anderson.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.
Posted by: rickb223

--

Remember how the RUSSIANS!!! were sending crematoriums to the invasion?

False story. Propaganda.

https://tinyurl.com/25hfvfbk

The neat part? Apparently Germany sent a field hospital to be used by Ukraine, and it was a big deal that it was "fully equipped" or some similar language, and what that meant was it included a crematorium.

The RUSSIA!!! claim was a 1984 push similar to what we now constantly see here in our own country.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (NYUSO)

233 Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (piAIU)

You're taking it on faith that she actually had pancreatic cancer. It's far more likely that compulsive liars lied about something like her condition than that there is some secret technology keeping terminal cases alive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9UlRk)

Then there's Jimmy Carter, likely the first man in history to "recover" in hospice care

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

234 "Biden puts many off us to shame with his energy."

What? Do the rerst of the Democrats (the ones who aren't talking on a mic, I mean) spend most of the day in their coffins and only come out at night?

I'll give Swallwell some credit for brazen lying, but t would be funnier if he said things like, "I saw Joe Biden lift 200 pounds last Saturday at the San Diego State Fair." or "I saw Joe Biden come in second at the 200k race in London

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (Keyt1)

235 You know what is the most depressing email to receive is, on multiple levels?

"Your Domino's reward points are about to expire"

I suddenly feel like i need a salad and a shower.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (9UlRk)

236 208 It's just Biden and this damn war in the Ukraine!
Posted by: Zombie Lyndon Johnson at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (vcOmj)
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It's time to stop the illegal invasion at the border, build the damned wall!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ssESX)

237 "RFK jr. should run as an independent.
Siphon some votes away from Biden."

Sadly, he'd also siphon some votes away from Trump. Especially the NBA-loving and Fox-watching "conservatives" who think it is 1990.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ik/65)

238 "Decorative bunting is nowhere to be found, and large rallies will come later."

*snort* Much later, TBD.

The decorative bunting is to be found on his Depends.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (Mzdiz)

239 He can't remember how many grandchildren he has, either.

Which is weird because you'd think he'd recall his sexual partners.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

240 We've come a long way from Teddy Roosevelt campaigning from a train car to an occassional appearance on video from Biden's Basement.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Or delivering a speech AFTER being shot.
Ironically, the written speech helped stop the bullet.
Posted by: zombie Pres. Teddy Roosevelt

TR was much younger than Biden, when President. TR died at a relatively young age (for the present day and age) from heart disease. I think he was just shy of 61 when he died.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (vcOmj)

241 Is “slender” the opposite of “busty” in Mannix-speak?

(I can’t access the link, so I can’t see for myself.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 01:46 PM (gvzCD)

242 pride comes before the fall

Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:38 PM (us2H3)

Your lips to God's ears

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:46 PM (9aNXD)

243 "Biden puts many off us to shame with his energy."

In Swallwells' case, that's possible IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (5Al3g)

244 He can't remember how many grandchildren he has, either.

Which is weird because you'd think he'd recall his sexual partners.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

Thread winner, IMHO.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (Mzdiz)

245 hey are depending on the lies holding up

why they wanted Tucker out

but I don't think they will

the political landscape will overcome their BS next year

this time next year, the Ukraine will be huge negative

Vlad will see to it

you can only lie and cheat so much before critical mass is achieved
Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (us2H3)

I don't know what world events woll occur that will affect our election, but I do have a feeling things won't go as the Democrats plan next year.
They are too clever by half.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (mR6Gs)

246 I’ve read that it was that bullet that helped shorten TR’s life.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (gvzCD)

247 Out of the Loop -- I'm assuming sarcasm sock not genuine NeverTrumper.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (Vwz3I)

248 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - long pig, the other white meat at April 28, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

Aaaaaand the internet is over. Goodnight everybody.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (9aNXD)

249 YOU shit YOUR pants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (44ww/)
.........

and he turns a circle sniffing the air with a surprised look on his face.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

250 Peter Zeihan has thoughts about the impact of the Iranian seizure of an oil tanker in the Persian Gulf, and our lack of a response.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (eOEVl)
++++
I think he's partially right, but he seems to be missing that maintaining open trade on the high seas and eliminating piracy is underpinning not just our postwar trade agreements, but essentially *all* of our treaties. If the USN is no longer policing the seas worldwide, the existential basis of most of our treaties no longer exists.

And I think he is a bit too bearish on China. I'm a huge China bear, but I am not sure he's right that this incident and what it portends is a death knell for Chinese energy access. They can run pipelines up to Russia, and I suspect that they will. The Russians have nothing to lose on that front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

251 Trump ran and won two elections in a row as the most hated man in the world, one in the middle of a pandemic they blamed solely on him among a wrecked economy and dissatisfied populace. I think he probably knows something or two about how to campaign. Maybe.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9aNXD)

Sure, Trump's terrific as a campaigner. What he stinks at is counting votes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (ceWVe)

252 7 months shy of 61 for TR.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (zZu0s)

253 We pretend to vote and they pretend to count.

Posted by: Soviet Russia at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (DhOHl)

254 233 Ruth Bader Ginsburg last 15+ years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM (piAIU)

personally, I can assure you she didn't

Posted by: John Holmes at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (us2H3)

255 I am sensing a pattern here... #MunchausenBy[ProgressivePolitics]Proxy

6/11/22 Dwyane Wade Admits Fear For Trans Daughter’s Life In Gun Reform Discussion
https://tinyurl.com/2p8t66aw

4/26/23 'We would not be accepted or feel comfortable there': NBA legend Dwyane Wade reveals his family fled Florida because his transgender daughter no longer felt safe under the state's anti-LGBTQ policies
https://tinyurl.com/23z3hs93

Zaya, now 15, told Wade and his wife, Gabrielle Union, that she was bisexual when she was eight years old and then transgender when she was nine, before coming out publicly in 2020. Wade says he was in awe of her bravery.

“I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,” Wade says. “It took me years to have the confidence to say that. My daughter, eight years old, came home and had the confidence to say: ‘This is who I am. This is this is who I’m going to be.’

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (MFZ8i)

256 The next 12 months are going to be a wild ride, and I'm not talking about primaries.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (Mzdiz)

257 121 59 I would like a vote on a Constitutional amendment to have mandatory retirement at age 74 of all elected and appointed Fed offices including the SC. You can serve out your term of an elected office. I don't want anymore octogenarians running the country.
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 01:23 PM

It's a choice between the senile old and the mentally ill and uneducated youth. I think I see the problem here...

Posted by: Iris at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (foa6+)

258 243 "Biden puts many off us to shame with his energy."

In Swallwells' case, that's possible IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Fang Fang at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (5Al3g)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (zZu0s)

259 This is just like McKinley's "Front Porch Campaign" during the election of 1896, except that McKinley wasn't a senile, doddering prick.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (ZCCyW)

260 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:47 PM (Vwz3I)

Shit stirrer

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (9aNXD)

261 Biden is a regular Energizer Bunny he is.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (4I/2K)

262 There's no better argument for why democracy sucks than the average modern Democrat voter. There's a solid 40% or more of this country that would vote for a bucket of s*** if there's a Democrat label next to it on election day. They could be living in a bombed-out house, with no electricity, their place of employment burning down, and people hauling their kids off to a slave camp, and they'll still march down and vote for the Democrat because Republicans are mean and don't care about people and besides, their family has always voted Democrat.

Democrats have talked about putting coal out of business MY ENTIRE LIFE and you still have coal workers marching down on election Day pulling levers and filling in ovals for Democrats with the intensity of Nicolas Cage.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (wb1YC)

263 Not you Andy. Never you.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (9aNXD)

264 255 4/26/23 'We would not be accepted or feel comfortable there': NBA legend Dwyane Wade reveals his family fled Florida because his transgender daughter no longer felt safe under the state's anti-LGBTQ policies
https://tinyurl.com/23z3hs93

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (MFZ8i)

=========

I thought progressives were turning FL blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

265 Zaya, now 15, told Wade and his wife, Gabrielle Union, that she was bisexual when she was eight years old and then transgender when she was nine, before coming out publicly in 2020. Wade says he was in awe of her bravery.

Uh.....You are a bad parent and that child is broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

266 259 This is just like McKinley's "Front Porch Campaign" during the election of 1896, except that McKinley wasn't a senile, doddering prick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (ZCCyW)

IIRC, wasn't McKinley more of an asshole?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

267 Might I suggest "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" as being more appropriate?
Posted by: AoSHQ Music symposium at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM

Might I suggest the parody The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald as more appropriate for the Biden administration?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (Wnv9h)

268 There it is:

"In February, “a complete field hospital will be handed over, including the necessary training, all co-financed by Germany to the tune of 5.3 million euros [$6m]”, German Defence Minister Christine Lambrecht recently told reporters."

https://tinyurl.com/ych5kwlr

"305 members of the Verkhovna Rada, Ukrainian Parliament, voted to pass bill No. 5831, which was signed into law by President Volodymyr Zelensky and went into effect the very next day. You can see the entire text of the law, “On Amendments to Certain Legislative Acts of Ukraine Regulating the Transplantation of Human Anatomical Materials,” in Ukrainian here, and a summary of the law here, at the Rada’s own website.

Under the 2021 law, organs can be removed from a deceased person even if there is no written consent, and consent is no longer mandatory if the person is deceased."

https://tinyurl.com/273qksvv

We're the good guys!

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (NYUSO)

269 The 2024 election will be more blatantly stolen than 2020. They will do it and rub our faces in it because they know nothing can be done about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (wsSEe)

270 The next 12 months are going to be a wild ride, and I'm not talking about primaries.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (Mzdiz)

What *are* you talking about, and does it involve glistening

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (9aNXD)

271 I'd think that a frail, old man who has been a super devout Catholic would be attended to his departure.

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (eGTCV)

272 261 Biden is a regular Energizer Bunny he is.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2023 01:49 PM (4I/2K)

Would have worked better with a Bill Clinton nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

273 A 7 to 10 beer round is a good time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Until you have to make a breaking downhill four footer to take the match, that oddly got to 18 all square despite your freshly minted hangover.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (MkuC5)

274 This slender blonde in her underwear thinks Biden was too stupid to be president even before his brain turned to Swiss cheese:
https://is.gd/7gOZyl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

She's cute. Fit. Nice hips. Ink free - at least what's uncovered.

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (yUjc0)

275 Speaking of cyberpunk . . .

30 second video.

https://bit.ly/3HiCRo3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

276 274 This slender blonde in her underwear thinks Biden was too stupid to be president even before his brain turned to Swiss cheese:
https://is.gd/7gOZyl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

She's cute. Fit. Nice hips. Ink free - at least what's uncovered.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (yUjc0)

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The pants are a tattoo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

277 4/26/23 'We would not be accepted or feel comfortable there': NBA legend Dwyane Wade reveals his family fled Florida because his transgender daughter no longer felt safe under the state's anti-LGBTQ policies
https://tinyurl.com/23z3hs93

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM

Fled? AYFM?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (Wnv9h)

278 According to the left, Biden is on top of everything mentally and physically. Why would making fun of him be making fun of a vegetable?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

Because people take care of their aging ill parents and family members. It's an association thing. I take care of mine and read that because it pissed me off and I saw red.

Trump needs to go away with is team still running QAnon ops about plan trusting with each date of every year from Q posts. It's clear his crowd is running them now on Twitter and Telegram.

Anyway, Use rhetoric fine and shift to the Cabinet members.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (Y0fvy)

279 Not you Andy. Never you.
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ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (Vwz3I)

280 Nobody is ANYTHING-sexual at eight years old you fucking mutants.

Sweet Ea in a rowboat, where the fuck is Child Protective Services for this shit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (9UlRk)

281 Zaya, now 15, told Wade and his wife, Gabrielle Union, that she was bisexual when she was eight years old and then transgender when she was nine, before coming out publicly in 2020. Wade says he was in awe of her bravery.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (MFZ8i)

How the F*CK can you be bisexual at EIGHT? Having friends that are boys AND girls doesn't make you bisexual. FFS.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

282
I'm going golfing with hubs! Which will be boring AF but I'm gonna drink and enjoy the weather.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:41 PM (DRSnL)

Well that's the spirit! :-) Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Iris at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (foa6+)

283 They can run pipelines up to Russia, and I suspect that they will. The Russians have nothing to lose on that front.

The argument he makes is that that is a much longer time frame proposition than China can withstand.

I think he's partially right

That's generally true. He usually takes a fairly simple concept and runs with it, usually to excess, however he's very good at making you think about things you hadn't before.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (eOEVl)

284 Zaya, now 15, told Wade and his wife, Gabrielle Union, that she was bisexual when she was eight years old and then transgender when she was nine, before coming out publicly in 2020. Wade says he was in awe of her bravery.

“I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,” Wade says. “It took me years to have the confidence to say that. My daughter, eight years old, came home and had the confidence to say: ‘This is who I am. This is this is who I’m going to be.’
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (MFZ8i)
________________________

Who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

285 What *are* you talking about, and does it involve glistening

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (9aNXD)

It does involve a river of flop sweat.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (Mzdiz)

286 Speaking of cyberpunk . . .

30 second video.

https://bit.ly/3HiCRo3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

YOU. ARE. A. TOOYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: Woody at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

287 NBA legend Dwyane Wade
_______________

Never heard of this jabongie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

288 ... for the win.

Right again, buddy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:53 PM (Vwz3I)

289 The 2024 election will be more blatantly stolen than 2020. They will do it and rub our faces in it because they know nothing can be done about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I agree. At this point, they have an addictive NEED to do it. Rubbing our faces in it, I mean. It's an overwhelming force with them.

Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 01:53 PM (FQWHA)

290 278 Because people take care of their aging ill parents and family members. It's an association thing. I take care of mine and read that because it pissed me off and I saw red.

Trump needs to go away with is team still running QAnon ops about plan trusting with each date of every year from Q posts. It's clear his crowd is running them now on Twitter and Telegram.

Anyway, Use rhetoric fine and shift to the Cabinet members.
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (Y0fvy)

========

Only the politically connected know who the cabinet members are. They know who the president is. He'll be running against Biden, not the cabinet.

Rhetoric doesn't change anyone's minds, especially not at the scale of a presidential election. There was nothing rhetorical about Hope and Change. It was all emotion.

Trump triggered you? Sorry about that. He didn't trigger a lot of other people. You do no represent the body politic. Neither do I. If I did, he'd start every speech about the evils of Copyright Law in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

291 They will do it and rub our faces in it because they know nothing can be done about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (wsSEe)

Maybe, but there's a non-zero chance of NATO intervention in Ukraine or a new war in Korea. To come close to winning such conflicts against homogenous industrialized enemies, you need national unity.

Keeping an obvious pretender in the presidency will destroy the American government's legitimacy, to the extent it still has any.

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (DTm0P)

292 The next 12 months are going to be a wild ride, and I'm not talking about primaries.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:48 PM (Mzdiz)

I'm assuming it's only a question of time, when they release Covid II: Electric Boogaloo... This time, it's personal!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (ceWVe)

293 “I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,” Wade says.

****

You move your lips when you read, don't you, Wade?

Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (wb1YC)

294 The pants are a tattoo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

Well then she's got some saggy skin down "there"!

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (yUjc0)

295 _______________

Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

He set the NBA record for free throws in a series when the NBA decided Mark Cuban wasn't going to win an NBA championship as an owner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

296 By mocking the dementia Trump defuses their dumb accusations about Trump himself being old and having dementia but nah he's probably just a big dummy.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (9aNXD)

297 How the F*CK can you be bisexual at EIGHT? Having friends that are boys AND girls doesn't make you bisexual. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (DRSnL)
++++
If you're being passed around Hollywood circles - or even just being left unsupervised in Hollywood circles - a little girl could, very sadly, learn rather a lot by then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

298
“I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,” Wade says. “It took me years to have

Huh? Who's afraid of saying they don't like cilantro?

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (eGTCV)

299 Sweet Ea in a rowboat, where the fuck is Child Protective Services for this shit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (9UlRk)
______________

At a 'gender reassignment clinic? perhaps?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

300 Trump ran and won two elections in a row as the most hated man in the world, one in the middle of a pandemic they blamed solely on him among a wrecked economy and dissatisfied populace. I think he probably knows something or two about how to campaign. Maybe.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:40 PM
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Give me a break. Trump let Fauci and Birx run his administration during an pandemic election (which set in motion the voting fraud) instead of firing their incompetent, lying asses.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (MFZ8i)

301 Zeihan is wrong as usual. The US cares very much. Very much. We just don't have the ability to stop it without unacceptable losses. The military force advantage which made the USD a cimpulsory global reserve currency no longer exists. And China is laughing. RUS has made a new doctrine that they will exert Sea Control. And China can protect itself just fine at sea.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (RasQQ)

302 Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)
++++
He's an NBA legend. Very, very good basketball player.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

303 Wade says he was in awe of her bravery.

Just another brick in the lunatic wall.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (Xrfse)

304 296 By mocking the dementia Trump defuses their dumb accusations about Trump himself being old and having dementia but nah he's probably just a big dummy.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (9aNXD)

=======

No, politics is about only safe marketing that offends no one.

Make no splashes. Be safe. Be Jeb Bush.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

305 How the F*CK can you be bisexual at EIGHT? Having friends that are boys AND girls doesn't make you bisexual. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61

-

Same way a cat can be a vegetarian.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (NYUSO)

306 Might I suggest "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" as being more appropriate?
Posted by: AoSHQ Music symposium at April 28, 2023 01:37 PM

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was a hit in 1976, but I thought the event it described occurred in the 1800's or something..... not the year before the song came out.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (mR6Gs)

307 How can an 8 yr old be bisexual. That implies wanting to have sex with male and female partners. How does an8 yr old even know what that is unless the parents are perverts.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (Y+l9t)

308 “I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,” Wade says. “It took me years to have

Huh? Who's afraid of saying they don't like cilantro?
Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (eGTCV)
______________

Apparently blacks are pussies

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

309 Joe Biden is so energetic he only needs four hours of sleep a night, and when he's not addressing the American public about crucial issues he has been solving, he's energetically writing a lengthy and comprehensive book about philosophical thought through the ages.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Keyt1)

310 "I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,”
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Real man of the people, this one. Gangsta.

I mean I fucking ADORE the Left so much sometimes.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (9aNXD)

311 Huh? Who's afraid of saying they don't like cilantro?
Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (eGTCV)

Not me, that's for sure.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

312 @TheInsiderPaper
With potential to reshape not only trade but geopolitics — China proposes most expensive Belt and Road Initiative to date with a $58 billion railway system that would connect Pakistan to western China in a move to reduce Western trade dependence - report

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · Apr 26
BREAKING: People jumped out as #Karachi Express train caught fire in Khairpur, Pakistan. According to reports, [7] people died.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Vwz3I)

313 https://bit.ly/3HiCRo3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

YOU. ARE. A. TOOYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Posted by: Woody at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I'd love to criticize this, but they'll likely get me when they offer arm-mounted particle beam cannons or forearm blades.

Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (DTm0P)

314 I'm assuming it's only a question of time, when they release Covid II: Electric Boogaloo... This time, it's personal!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:54 PM (ceWVe)

Hyperinflation, violence in the cities - and even smaller ones in some case. You just can't predict how it's all going to roll out.

I imagine more trannies are hot to murder Christians, so expect that.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Mzdiz)

315 How the F*CK can you be bisexual at EIGHT? Having friends that are boys AND girls doesn't make you bisexual. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

Best guess, both dad AND mom have been sexually abusing the kid. So, bisexual, duh.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (ceWVe)

316 "I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult,”
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Sheer racist oppression right there......America BAD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Huh? Who's afraid of saying they don't like cilantro?
Posted by: NL

Not liking cilantro means you're racist against Hispanix.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (FVME7)

318 Same way a cat can be a vegetarian.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (NYUSO)

You're so spot on it just cooled my fluorescent knee-jerk rage into a dark, condensed, brooding hatred.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (9UlRk)

319 Out of the Loop -- I'm assuming sarcasm sock not genuine NeverTrumper.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

I help take care of my aging ill parents. It's difficult and heartbreaking and everybody who has ever had to do this, knows this.
Trump just psychology associated himself and anchored himself using physical comedy to mock a braindead vegetable, who is NOT calling the shots.

Weird how Yrump is a coward and won't call out those who are calling the shots.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (Y0fvy)

320 Zeihan is wrong as usual. The US cares very much. Very much. We just don't have the ability to stop it without unacceptable losses. The military force advantage which made the USD a cimpulsory global reserve currency no longer exists. And China is laughing. RUS has made a new doctrine that they will exert Sea Control. And China can protect itself just fine at sea.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (RasQQ)
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Yup, that's another problem with his assessment. I was thinking in terms of realities as a result of not doing anything, not his asserted causes.

His assertion is that US doesn't care that the US-dominated postwar order is ending. I think he's wrong about that. The US does care, but it can't do anything about it. We're broke. Our military is bad shape and, thanks to Ukraine policy, is short on arms. The Navy has been declining for years. We can't project main force effectively and we couldn't afford to do it anyway.

The Pax Americana is over, and everything that depends on it is over. This is going to be a *rough* transition, and it isn't being done by choice. It's being done because we can't sustain it anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

321 My 15 year old dog puts Swalwell to shame.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (VWhUf)

322 How the F*CK can you be bisexual at EIGHT? Having friends that are boys AND girls doesn't make you bisexual. FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 01:51 PM (DRSnL)

It's parents are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Horny trucker at the gloryhole at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (h3tqt)

323
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · Apr 26
BREAKING: People jumped out as #Karachi Express train caught fire in Khairpur, Pakistan. According to reports, [7] people died.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Vwz3I)

Them crafty Jews.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

324 RUS has made a new doctrine that they will exert Sea Control.

With what? They can't even control the Black Sea.

And China can protect itself just fine at sea.
As long as at sea is defined as within 1000 miles of the coast, yes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (eOEVl)

325 Brittany Grindr wants men to play with women

she wouldn't have a personal stake in this action ?

Posted by: John Holmes at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (us2H3)

326 212 YOU shit YOUR pants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 28, 2023 01:42 PM (44ww/)

Go ahead. Shit your pants.

It's your life.

Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (UnA8+)

327 "Where's Joe?!" from Paul Anka's rant was funny.

"Where's Joe" for the President isn't.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (5EnGD)

328 I mean, I went years without telling my chef that I didn’t like cilantro in my burger – and that was hard as an adult

What a comparison. What a failure even as joke (since he's claiming this was difficult). And if the "hardship" in your life is telling your personal chef what ingredients you like, you might just be utterly out of touch, and probably mentally-ill yourself.

Hope your kid doesn't murder you, I guess.

Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (ivvNA)

329 How can an 8 yr old be bisexual. That implies wanting to have sex with male and female partners. How does an8 yr old even know what that is unless the parents are perverts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM

I'm going with "schools and pop culture lying to them and confusing them on purpose".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)

330 Oh man, you've got to see this brilliant animation someone did. It's only seconds long:

"Pride festivals when you tell them they can still have the parade but they can't do nude stuff in front of kids"

https://tinyurl.com/26tvrgzj

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (NYUSO)

331 Joe Biden's so senile that he can't remember that he has seven grandchildren, not six.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (2tUFv)

332 He's an NBA legend. Very, very good basketball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
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sO he was very good at throwing a ball through a hoop? Just like any seal - also black, btw - can do.

Color me impressed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

333 Sure Car-Mella has a special gift that could help persuade voters to back her....But hell, she cant use it 80 million times!

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (jM1wU)

334 Weird how Yrump is a coward and won't call out those who are calling the shots.
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 01:57 PM (Y0fvy)

The face of his opposition is Joe Biden. Maybe Nancy Pelosi or Kamala.

Not people in the Cabinet who the voters won't recognize.

Focusing on the Cabinet is a very dumb suggestion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (eYoxG)

335
>Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell says Biden "puts many of us to shame with his energy"

Democrats don't know the meaning of "shame".
And by "us", he means him and his tapeworm.

But enough about the ice cream powered dynamo.

Posted by: Speller at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (pSotA)

336 The weekend is here!

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (xhxe8)

337 Swallowell should wipe Joe's nut off his chin

Posted by: Yum-Yum's Man-slave Slaves Again at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (VsUo2)

338 IIRC, wasn't McKinley more of an asshole?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

Probably.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (ZCCyW)

339 sO he was very good at throwing a ball through a hoop? Just like any seal - also black, btw - can do.

Color me impressed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Being very good at a sport doesn't - or rather, shouldn't - make you a moral authority. But he is a celebrity and a known name and like other celebrities, a fair number of people will for some reason listen to him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)

340 I'm an internet Geopolitical Strategist with a ponytail!

*Cold War WASP High Command grimacing and clenching teeth*

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (RasQQ)

341 334 Focusing on the Cabinet is a very dumb suggestion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (eYoxG)

=========

Presidential candidates should only read white papers to audiences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

342 Best guess, both dad AND mom have been sexually abusing the kid. So, bisexual, duh.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (ceWVe)

Stepmom. His real mom is pissed that they're pulling this shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

343 Maybe Joe farts with greater energy than Swallwell.

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (eGTCV)

344 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · Apr 26
BREAKING: People jumped out as #Karachi Express train caught fire in Khairpur, Pakistan. According to reports, [7] people died.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 01:56 PM (Vwz3I)

Kundalini Express > Karachi Express
https://youtu.be/8mnx8jnsYfc

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (yUjc0)

345
Stepmom. His real mom is pissed that they're pulling this shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

Funny how you never hear anything from her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

346 And there is all the difference in the world between rhetoric as comedy and using physical comedy. Anybody with half a brain knows this.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (Y0fvy)

347 Brittany Grindr wants men to play with women

Brittany assumes that women's basketball, like women's soccer, will continue to use informal means to keep the trannies out.

Otherwise, women's basketball and women's soccer would be nothing but trannies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (2tUFv)

348 Maybe Joe farts with greater energy than Swallwell.
Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (eGTCV)

Not without mud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

349 It kills progressives when you tell them their party of diversity and inclusion has an 80yo white make dementia ridden rapist as their leader.

Try it. It's funny!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (sbGbc)

350 Back to your stasis pod, El Presidente

Posted by: Sleepy Joe is getting very sleepy at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (VsUo2)

351 324 RUS has made a new doctrine that they will exert Sea Control.

With what? They can't even control the Black Sea.

And China can protect itself just fine at sea.
As long as at sea is defined as within 1000 miles of the coast, yes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (eOEVl)

Lol. Thanks again for your input. I'll consider it carefully.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (RasQQ)

352 Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)
++++
He's an NBA legend. Very, very good basketball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

Basketball has been berry berry good . . . to me!

Posted by: Dewayne Wade at April 28, 2023 02:02 PM (4I/2K)

353 Did Wade flee Florida because his child would feel "uncomfortable" or because he knew CPS should be knocking on his door?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at April 28, 2023 02:02 PM (dtlDP)

354 Having sea control is very important.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 02:02 PM (J/d7p)

355 I've already FINISHED THE JOB

Posted by: Joe's dementia at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (us2H3)

356 "The White House rarely puts Biden in improvisational settings -- or in front of hostile questions from reporters. So it's tough for anyone outside his tight bubble to truly appraise the reality of Biden being the oldest president in U.S. history."

Some of the latest spin from Democrats outside the White House is - Joe is being over-managed by his staff! He's rarin' to go out and engage directly with the people when he campaigns!

Horse sh!t. The Most Powerful Man in the Word (TM) lets himself be constantly over-managed by underlings? DOCTOR Jill lets the underlings tell Joe what he can and cannot do for his public relations? This spin is really another tell that Joe is too feeble-minded to handle any non-staged and non-cheat-sheeted public event. He's really mentally sharp, but always needs more cheat sheets than a 6th grader giving a presentation to his class?

Have you noticed that the White House and State Department no longer need to walk back ad-libs by Joe a couple times a week? That's because he IS now being tightly prepped and managed for all public events. That are always in front of small and friendly audiences. Pathetic.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

357 329 How can an 8 yr old be bisexual. That implies wanting to have sex with male and female partners. How does an8 yr old even know what that is unless the parents are perverts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM

I'm going with "schools and pop culture lying to them and confusing them on purpose".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2023 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)
____________________

It's a quick and easy way to sympathy and notoriety, and in many cases fame and money. Just like every other social contagion going back to the anorexia scare in the 1980s. Names have changed, but the game stays the same. Take this Zaya weirdo. I never heard of her and didn't even know these two terrible parents were even married. But I know of her now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

358 Why don't we get to go to the White House and visit pop-pop, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan Lunden at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (DhOHl)

359 They'll just cancel and censor RFK, Jr. to keep him from getting traction.

ABC News explicitly censored RFK, Jr. in its interview of him. They're quite proud about that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (2tUFv)

360 The compact has been annulled. The Biden Administration has placed us in a Sacred Irish Democracy. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 02:03 PM (KVGVf)

361 It kills progressives when you tell them their party of diversity and inclusion has an 80yo white make dementia ridden rapist as their leader.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (sbGbc)

And basketball stars oppressed by their personal chef.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (J/d7p)

362 But Hunter is easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Marjorie, the wonderful african american woman at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (lf83v)

363 sO he was very good at throwing a ball through a hoop? Just like any seal - also black, btw - can do.

Color me impressed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

I know some pro sportsball players, the ones who still remain from when I was paying attention. Soon that will be over.

Basketball though, I know Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Wilt the Stilt, but nobody playing now. Except Kevin James or whatever his name is, but only because he mouths off about things he doesn't understand.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (ceWVe)

364 287 NBA legend Dwyane Wade
_______________

Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

I prefer to use the terms 'jugalo' or 'jabronie'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

365 Having sea control is very important.

Word!

Posted by: Alfred Thayer Mahan at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (eOEVl)

366
4/26/23 'We would not be accepted or feel comfortable there': NBA legend Dwyane Wade reveals his family fled Florida because his transgender daughter no longer felt safe under the state's anti-LGBTQ policies
https://tinyurl.com/23z3hs93

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Fled? AYFM?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Underground Monorail!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

367 He'll stay in his bunker in Wilmington and he'll be reelected easily.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (d2bW3)

368 Stay in your lane.

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM (DhOHl)

369 Funny how you never hear anything from her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

She filed a lawsuit to stop them, but we all know how those turn out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

370
Otherwise, women's basketball and women's soccer would be nothing but trannies.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2023 02:01 PM (2tUFv)
__________________

We can all hope!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

371 MSNBC: It’s Racist for State Police to Enforce Law In Jackson, MS

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They have law in Jackson, MS?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

372 RFKJ is probably a fucking stoolie whose getting paid handsomely to Heel for the junta. It's all a damn farce, why would they not be doing that?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (9UlRk)

373
She filed a lawsuit to stop them, but we all know how those turn out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

I was referring to the lack of media coverage on her side of things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

374 354 Having sea control is very important.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 02:02 PM (J/d7p)

Almost as important as this. Perfectly explained by John Witherspoon.

https://youtu.be/HWfDT6Vt3LY

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (RasQQ)

375 Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

I'm not a bongoist

Posted by: jumanji at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (us2H3)

376 371 MSNBC: It’s Racist for State Police to Enforce Law In Jackson, MS

-
They have law in Jackson, MS?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

========

Also, the federal government should use the law to crush the people to follow the rules of our elite, especially those uppity black conservatives like Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

377 347 Brittany Grindr wants men to play with women

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What's ridiculous about her comment? "Brittany" is a guy.

Google some pictures of her. Many are without a shirt, it's a guy. IT'S A GUY.

The voice, the body, everything. It's a guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (DcKNO)

378 They have law in Jackson, MS?

Well, they don't have water, either.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (2tUFv)

379 maybe america deserves biden
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 28, 2023 01:18 PM (MLrvz)
___

Pastor Adrian Rogers: “A Nation Gets the Kind of Leadership it Deserves”

https://tinyurl.com/3bc2b2hx

Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (U9Iwt)

380 367 He'll stay in his bunker in Wilmington and he'll be reelected easily.

no no, the GOP has been getting ready to deal with all the vote fraud, they won't get caught again unprepared for or complicit in the totally predictable issue we all see coming

oh...

Posted by: brak at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (25k9m)

381 Gordon Lightfoot is a damn good songwriter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

382 I was referring to the lack of media coverage on her side of things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Apologies. I'm dumb.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

383 362 But Hunter is easy on the eyes.
Posted by: Marjorie, the wonderful african american woman
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Considering Marjorie worked for Colon Powell maybe her standards are in question?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (J7wri)

384 Having sea control is very important.
______

So, I'm relevant again?

Get me my Marvel agent!

Posted by: Aquaman at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

385
Apologies. I'm dumb.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

LOL! No need for self-mutilation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

386 Having sea control is very important.

Word!
Posted by: Alfred Thayer Mahan at April 28, 2023 02:04 PM

*sad trombone*

Posted by: Karl Doenitz at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)

387 RFK JR. will never be President. Have you heard his voice? It's horrible. Gratingly irritating. Some medical deal. No one could take that for 4 years.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (DcKNO)

388 So this is how the Left works. It's right here in a nutshell.

WE all know people are going to Florida in droves. Big numbers.

So a basketball star comes out and says he "fled" Florida and the mental imagery more than makes up for any numbers or facts or information you can present or chart or display.

As far as the average dummy is concerned, Florida is now a place good people are "fleeing". And there is no effective way to fight it. The visual is there. The oppressed multimillionaire black man and his tiny little discriminated daughter aren't welcome there.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (uHDzq)

389 If Biden dies midway through the campaign, how long before anyone finds out?

Posted by: NL at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

390 >By mocking the dementia Trump defuses their dumb accusations about Trump himself being old and having dementia

he just gave The Other Side some sweet-ass video
not smaht

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (geLO8)

391 I'm going back to Jackson...

Posted by: The Man In Black at April 28, 2023 02:08 PM (DhOHl)

392 381 Gordon Lightfoot is a damn good songwriter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 28, 2023 02:06 PM (xcxpd)

For some reason my earworm has moved on to Jim Croce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

393 "Brittany Grindr wants men to play with women"

So she's a Grindr.... looking for meat?!?

https://youtu.be/ncfTCyVSdWM

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (yUjc0)

394 >If Biden dies midway through the campaign, how long before anyone finds out?

Posted by: NL

as long as it takes Them to come up with a replacement stooge and a cover story

Posted by: DB - spiking the Geritol at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (geLO8)

395 If Biden dies midway through the campaign, how long before anyone finds out?
_______

And, most importantly, will all of those people jump if Joe isn't there to stop them?

Posted by: Don't Jump! at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (lf83v)

396 Why not? They stole it last time, and they'll do it again. Biden running in 2024 after his 4 years of disaster is proof of the steal. But say that out loud, and Dominion will get ya.

Won't we all be surprised when Trump or Desantis loses to Puddin' in 2024. "How did that happen", we'll say. We can all blame Trump do to his "drama" and dick steppings, but what will the excuses be when Desantis loses? Biden's the "better man"?

No election is credible until the credibility of the election process is restored. Step 1 - no mail in ballots. COVID is over bitches, so repeal said legislation. Instead, GOP INC says to ballot harvest and embrace mail in ballots. Yeah, watch how fast the claims of "stolen elections' come back into vogue if a Republican wins that way.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (i6shs)

397
For some reason my earworm has moved on to Jim Croce.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

Bad bad Leroy Brown.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Having sea control is very important.
______

So, I'm relevant again?

Get me my Marvel agent!
Posted by: Aquaman at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

Beat it, freak. I'm working this sea.

Posted by: The Incredible Mr. Limpet at April 28, 2023 02:09 PM (4I/2K)

399 381. Agree. He was fantastic.

Posted by: LadyS at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (VGiJY)

400 Might as well jump.

Posted by: Van Halen at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (DhOHl)

401 I've already FINISHED THE JOB
Posted by: Joe's dementia

https://bit.ly/41EluWR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (FVME7)

402 They have law in Jackson, MS?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM

Well, not on Saturday night.

Posted by: The Uneasy Rider at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (Wnv9h)

403 Nood. Trannies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

404 Was in the sense of, I don’t think he writes anymore. But many of his songs were gems.

Posted by: LadyS at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (VGiJY)

405 If Biden dies midway through the campaign, how long before anyone finds out?
______

When I go to take a shower and find myself alone.

Posted by: A Certain Biden Family Member at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)

406 352 Never heard of this jabongie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2023 01:52 PM (YqDXo)
++++
He's an NBA legend. Very, very good basketball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

----
Daily Affirmation:
"Hello Michael. I don't have to be a great basketball player. I don't have to dribble the ball fast or throw the ball into the basket..."
tinyurl.com/2wenm9su

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (ssESX)

407 Might as well jump.
Posted by: Van Halen at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM (DhOHl)

Heh. There's a tribute band playing at a local watering hole tonight. Their band name is In Halen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Might as well jump.
Posted by: Van Halen at April 28, 2023 02:10 PM

Don't!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (Wnv9h)

409 Get me my Marvel agent!

Posted by: Aquaman at April 28, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

Stay in your lane.
~Prince Namor

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (OgrpQ)

410 There is a really scary malevolent Black Illuminate/Mason organization among famous blacks.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (RasQQ)

411 There were all these tweets about how Joe and Mick Jagger are almost the same age. And Mick's on tour! I kept asking how many times Mick has fallen getting on an airplane. I noticed that those tweets have stopped (not that I had much to do with it.)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (u7leW)

412 And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the rectum of the Ella Fitzgerald..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (aD39U)

413 RFKJ is probably a fucking stoolie whose getting paid handsomely to Heel for the junta. It's all a damn farce, why would they not be doing that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (9UlRk)

He's an old style liberal. Who discovered the people who are running the country now are the same ones who killed his dad. And his uncle.

He's pissed. And having had his eyes opened, he's been calling bullshit on the Covid nonsense, the Ukraine disaster, among other things. He's better than most republicans on both of those issues, which means I could easily vote for the guy over some R candidates. Maybe all R candidates.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (ceWVe)

414 Heh. There's a tribute band playing at a local watering hole tonight. Their band name is In Halen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Scream Diver Down! as often as possible for me pls thanks.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (RasQQ)

415 @403
Bad Aetius, baaaad Aetius!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (ssESX)

416 Nood. Trannies.
----------
No, THANK you!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (Vwz3I)

417 And DeSantis just killed Free Speech in Florida signing a bill in a foreign country about making disturbing flyers illegal.
So he lost my support today and I'm positive Im not the only one.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (Y0fvy)

418 371 MSNBC: It’s Racist for State Police to Enforce Law In Jackson, MS

-
They have law in Jackson, MS?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

Joe and KJP and all the rest of The Usual Suspects: It is a threat to democracy when a majority in a state legislative body enforces its own written rules!

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 02:12 PM (AMIL/)

419 Not that it is of any import whatsoever but in terms of the HQ, the approach of the weekend always makes me a tad melancholy. The M-F content is mainly why I hang out here. The COBs do an absolutely fantastic job on the weekends but a lot of it is out of my wheelhouse. Something here for everyone, eh? The HQ is awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 02:13 PM (Xrfse)

420 He's an NBA legend. Very, very good basketball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg
-------

Speaking of basketball.

As a result of all the Russia coverage, I've been really leaning towards the possibility that Brittney Griner was a dude.

Then I was watching the evening news but not really paying attention as they showed Griner coming to a microphone and she said had a few comments.

My draw dropped. At first I thought they screwed up the soundtrack, getting the camera guys voice. I did a quick rewind. Nope, Griner sounded like a dude. Griner has a voice deeper than mine! Maybe even Shaqs!!

So now I'm definitely, most assuredly leaning towards the idea that Griner is a dude and we're all being gas lighted by the MSM and WNBA.

Oh, by the way, "her" comments were on the subject of transgender women playing in female sports. Guess what, she's all for it.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2023 02:14 PM (G0vdT)

421 Out of the Loop -- I'm assuming sarcasm sock not genuine NeverTrumper.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

Yes. The Black Boule.
They use the Crabs in a Bucket method to keep blacks on the plantation. It's effed up like everything else.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 28, 2023 02:15 PM (Y0fvy)

422 I knew I was going to be willowed.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2023 02:16 PM (G0vdT)

423 "The bottom line: This likely will be the most Rose Garden-centered presidential campaign in nearly half a century -- since President Ford in 1976."

The 1972 Nixon re-election campaign was the first to use the Rose Garden Strategy. I cannot recall if Ford really used the 1972 Nixon blueprint.

Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 02:18 PM (AMIL/)

424 the commies and the msm motherfuckers are dragging us into total annihilation and it's not because of "mean tweets". it's nothing more than plain old money. trump was costing them billions and he had to be stopped.

Posted by: ontoiran at April 28, 2023 02:30 PM (XyXp6)

425 Zooey Zephyr

ZZ Lop ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2023 02:52 PM (qOCqy)

426 Vote for Trump

Posted by: Nispee ruckzel at April 28, 2023 03:01 PM (hnD/K)

427 President-for-Life* Biden.

*Wait.

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (2M+/O)

428 Biden should defenetly serve a 2nd term In Prison with both the Clintons and Obama for Treason and Life without Parole or Clemency

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 28, 2023 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

429 He is not even close to the "most powerful person in the world."
Xi, leader of Goldman Sachs, NSA and FBI all outrank him.
Oh yeah, Putin has more nukes.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 28, 2023 10:38 PM (BJgzI)

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