Noted Scientific Genius Kamala Harris Ponders the Mysteries of Time Itself

Biden is attempting to rehabilitate Kamala Harris' credibility and approval for the tenth time.

The White House is gearing up to revamp Vice President Kamala Harris' image ahead of the 2024 presidential election amid fears her poor approval ratings will hamper President Biden's campaign.
Fox News contributor and Washington Times opinion editor Charlie Hurt said the White House is taking action to boost Harris' image because they view her as a "drag on the ticket."
"I hate to go here, but it's true. If you're playing identity politics, and you pick her because she checks a couple of the boxes on identity politics, you can't be surprised that she's incompetent because you didn't look at competency when you picked her," he argued Wednesday on "The Five."
The Biden-Harris administration officially announced its re-election campaign on Monday, promising to "finish the job" if elected for a second term.
The apparent reboot would be just the latest for Harris. In January, aides reportedly were ready to relaunch Harris' image because she was "in a better place" after the 2022 midterm elections and ready to hit the road to show off the new and improved version of herself.
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Pirro ripped Harris as an "embarrassment" on the world stage.
"She is not prepped. And let's assume she's prepped- I think she doesn't have a comms director because she's tried them all, and they've all quit. But aside from that, I mean, she doesn't put in the time or the work in to focus on the issues enough to communicate to the public that she is not only capable, but she's interested in the job."
"The Five" co-host argued Harris says as little as possible and does as little as she can instead of stepping up and proving she can handle the issues. "She got voting rights. She got the border. What has she done? Nothing. I don't care how difficult they are. Get out there and do something," she urged.

Fox News snarks that Biden's handlers are attempting to give Kamala Harris a "face-lift" -- referring, of course, to the infamous Botox-and-filler lift she got just before announcing her fake "candidacy for president" in 2019.

White House staffers are rushing to help Vice President Kamala Harris boost her low approval ratings following her and President Biden's newly-announced re-election campaign this week.
While neither Biden's nor Harris' approval ratings are above 50%, Harris has remained stagnant in the high 30s throughout the pair's time in office, while Biden has hovered around the low-to-mid 40s. Harris is likely to face more scrutiny than ever in the 2024 campaign given the president's age. He would be 82 on Inauguration Day 2025.
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While Biden's team is doing what it can, neither candidate is particularly popular. Biden himself sits at just 44%, having recently recovered from a near-record low of 38% earlier this year.
Biden and Harris both share an unfortunate penchant for gaffes, with the executive branch heads frequently stumbling over their words in public appearances.

Harris's latest "word salad" came when she was speaking about abortion at her alma mater, Howard University, on Tuesday.
"So I think it's very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future," Harris said in video shared by the Republican National Committee and others on Twitter.

I don't want to make any predictions about the future success of this venture, but I have a feeling that, once again, White Men Will Fail to Position Kamala Harris for success.

It's not true that Harris only gets "unpopular" assignment. She was also given -- and I imagine begged for -- the very easy-peasy job of being the Administration's "NASA Czar" or whatever.

That's why she's always talking about Time and Space now. (And Venn diagrams, obviously, which is just Set Theory, and Set Theory is math, and Space Is Made of Math.)

Kamala Harris and her Greasy, Poorly-Functioning Brain have decided that people who talk about Time, such as Carl Sagan, sound smart to her, mostly because she doesn't know what the hell they're talking about, and ergo (that's a smart word!) if she keeps talking about Time, she too will sound smart.

Does this work? Let's find out together on today's Adventure in Learning.

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May your yesterdays be like unto the tomorrows of the future of your memories.

Don't believe me that she's just talking about Time because she thinks that smart people, like Planetarium Manager Neil DeGrasse Tyson, talk about Time?

Well she also likes talking about Space.

She likes talking about Space with children.

I can't find a clip, because I'm not sure if I remember it well enough to search for it. Do you remember when Kamala Harris was talking to astronauts or NASA engineers or something like that, and began asking them if they had seen the images from the Hubble Space Telescope? Or something like that? Like, she's telling actual space professionals about this thing she saw on the internet and wondering if they're aware of it as well.

She was speaking to adults who were professionals in the space field and she wanted to know, basically, if they had ever heard of The Moon.

And they, awkwardly but politely, said "Why yes, we have heard of this 'Moon' of which you speak."

(Actually I think she was asking them if they had seen the Deep Space picture taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. And you know, like they worked on that project, so they were like, "it rings a bell, it definitely rings a bell.")

She is the "I Love F*cking Science" parody account -- which makes fun of people for posting pictures of galaxies on Twitter, and then claiming they're real Science Buffs -- come to life.

Well, a twisted, smelly semblance of life, at least.

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Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (FNXc0)

2
yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (vwCZJ)

3 Wow, new thread right as I check in after an hour.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (N1tpc)

4 Nood duties performed. Again!

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (FNXc0)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Mule burned.

Ace returns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Listening to commielala talk take about 10 points of my IQ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (BRHaw)

8 She don't know nuffim about Vice Presidenting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (D8mow)

9 This is a woman who has spent her entire life trying to sound smart. (And failing, because she's trying to SOUND smart, bot be smart.)

She'd fit in GREAT as the head of HR in a medium sized company.

As VP?... Her failings become far to obvious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (N1tpc)

10 maybe top ten

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (B1FKF)

11 Nood duties performed. Again!
Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (FNXc0)

What the hell kind of voodoo power do you have?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

12 Biden/Harris'24: We're going to finish, America!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) demonstrates the power of the comma at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)

13 Willowed:

Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (Y6puj)

14 I remember when she was going to be president by default at the beginning of this year. No one would ever let Biden stay in the presidency past the 2 year mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

15
Can you imagine a DeSantis/Harris veep debate?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY)

16 Biden/Harris'24: We're going to finish, America!

They promised that the wouldn't finish in our mouths. They lied.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (wmDcS)

17 Kamala is so bad I can barely make it through the parodies.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (5C4od)

18 Wherever you go there you are

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (t1eo9)

19 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A MENSA MEMBER!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (kkQrt)

20 Can you imagine a DeSantis/Harris veep debate?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY)

People said the same thing about the Harris/Pence debate, or the Biden/Ryan debate. It won't matter. The left will convince themselves that Harris won, no matter what is said.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (wmDcS)

21 She was speaking to adults who were professionals in the space field and she wanted to know, basically, if they had ever heard of The Moon.

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It's what a small child does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

22 This is far worse than embarrassing.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (PXVnK)

23 "Dylan Mulvaney has decided all women look like 60s extras on the set of Beach Blanket Bingo."

LOL. I would like to thank Lady in Black for that funny and true and very clever description.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (Keyt1)

24 WTF does this even mean?

"So I think it's very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future,"

I am stupier for just cutting and pasting this!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (BRHaw)

25 What the hell kind of voodoo power do you have?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

You really want an answer to that??

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (FNXc0)

26 The Biden-Harris administration officially announced its re-election campaign on Monday, promising to "finish the job" if elected for a second term.

"Finish him off."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

27 ...like Planetarium Manager Neil deGrasse Tyson...

***

Planetarium gift shop manager, maybe.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (wb1YC)

28 Well, here we go again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (zZu0s)

29
Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM

:: Opens envelope ::

Rick, you are the father.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

30 Lefties are all about science. They even believe in climate change and evolution.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (kbqvM)

31
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Posted by: Loretta Vasquez at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (ZmKSJ)

32 Breaking news!

W. has won Ohio!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

33

It's about time
It's about space
It's about Kamala
In the strangest place

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

34 Biden/Harris'24: We're going to finish, America!

They could just take out the comma and be much more accurate

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (5C4od)

35 Uh-oh, sounds like the Theory of Relativity failed to position Kamala for success.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (bhRsz)

36 30 Lefties are all about science. They even believe in climate change and evolution.
Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (kbqvM)

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They also believe that babies become people when their mothers decide and that men can become women by saying so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

37 I remember when she was going to be president by default at the beginning of this year. No one would ever let Biden stay in the presidency past the 2 year mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

I stick with the theory that the original plan was for Biden to step aside sooner rather than later, but that fell apart because he wasn't about to give up power, and everyone realized what an absolute vacuous idiot Harris is. Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (wmDcS)

38 Is this another AOS mystery? I love AOS mysteries.

Posted by: JayInAmes at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (yGu6h)

39 Jerry Springer died at 79 years old.

In lieu of flowers, the family requests you find a guy with a face tattoo and punch him.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (wb1YC)

40 There was a clip of her talking about space with teens as if they were toddlers.

So, so cringe- inducing!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (kkQrt)

41 31
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Posted by: Loretta Vasquez at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (ZmKSJ)

========

#BringBackOurSarah

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

42 Harris only has a career because of her friendship with Harvey Weinstein and 'lil Willie Brown.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (lc5cP)

43 M-O-O-N, that spells Kamala.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) demonstrates the power of the comma at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (aD39U)

44 Does anybody really know what time it is ... in Kamala World?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

45 :: Opens envelope ::

Rick, you are the father.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

JERRY JERRY JERRY

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (bhRsz)

46 A heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (PXVnK)

47 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in its petty pace to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (2hlEI)

48 :: Opens envelope ::

Rick, you are the father.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

That's Maury.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (wmDcS)

49 Sorry to be late, I was remembering all the great things Jerry Springer did for the world.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (W+kMI)

50 37 I stick with the theory that the original plan was for Biden to step aside sooner rather than later, but that fell apart because he wasn't about to give up power, and everyone realized what an absolute vacuous idiot Harris is. Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (wmDcS)

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Stacy Abrams would have been a better choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

51 Kamala Harris is the Cicero of our time.

Posted by: dantesed at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (88xKn)

52 Kalams cosmological theory of time >>>Kamala's Cosmological theory of time

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (DeCJw)

53 Kamala is vicious and stupid, much like her boss, Joe.

Kamala probably joined up, hoping to get a master class in ripping off the taxpayer.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (2YtOq)

54 "...she's telling actual space professionals about this thing she saw on the internet and wondering if they're aware of it as well."

Side effing splitting.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (DcKNO)

55
Posted by: Loretta Vasquez

Thanks, foreign bot with fake "diverse" name.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (Z12rM)

56 You forgot school buses.

Kamala loves school buses.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (fjf8M)

57 44 Does anybody really know what time it is ... in Kamala World?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

"Time for the old suck and f***."

--Jerry Brown

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

58 Corrected:

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in its petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (2hlEI)

59 The Kamala impressions are pretty good. Harris is ambitious, possessed of low cunning, and a total dingbat. Like so many of our political "elite."

Posted by: Successful series of sinecures at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (N2NOk)

60 Is kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (Keyt1)

61 I love the "news".

The idea of **Biden** "working" to "rehabilitate" Harris' image is like telling me a bucket of smelly diarrhea is working hard to enhance the scent of a different bucket of smelly diarrhea.

Just more pure totally fake silliness from the people who want you to believe there's some zany soap opera going on and they're going to tell you the truth about it even though literally every other fucking thing they say is a vigorously scripted insulting lie.

Oh no nevermind, it's Fox. They always tell the truth.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (DWzzU)

62 When that lady finally cannot take it anymore and begins laughing at her own impersonation . . . gold.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (ppBhU)

63 I still see Joe Camel every time I see Kamala.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (fjf8M)

64 really

"Who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right? It’s part of our experience growing up. It’s part of a nostalgia, a memory of the excitement and joy of going to school to be with your favorite teacher, to be with your best friends and to learn. The school bus takes us there,"

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (BRHaw)

65 Stacy Abrams would have been a better choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

Maybe. I suspect that Abrams would have been a drag on the ticket (no one wanted her in power). Harris was the most non-threatening of the group.

I suspect that the first choice was Keisha Lance-Bottoms, but she was removed from consideration after bungling her handling of the Atlanta riots.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (wmDcS)

66 When the US invaded Panama to grab Noriega, he holed up in someone's embassy and military psy ops played heavy metal music to drive Noriega nuts and get him to surrender. I think they could use Kamala's speeches turned up to 11 for the same effect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (1Ohlm)

67 Well....at least our rulers aren't competent. That might be the saving of us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

68 How dumb is Kamala? Our very own Ben R is embarrassed by her.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (2YtOq)

69 Posted by: Loretta Vasquez at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (ZmKSJ)
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Get back, Loretta!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (2hlEI)

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Posted by: Loretta Vasquez at April 27, 2023 01:37 PM (ZmKSJ)

I thought this was someone trying to make a spam-bot with Kamala-speech.

Because she's just a living spam-bot.

Sadly, this was a real spam-bot

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

71 RIP Dick Groat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (i7cHr)

72 *I* am The Science!

Posted by: Anthony "Big Tony" Fauchi at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

73 Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty political death. Out, out, brief campaign!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets her hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a speech
Made by an idiot, full of sound and furries,
Signifying nothing.

I might have edited that a bit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Wnv9h)

74 Seems we're getting our white trash tv show personalities confused.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

75 I think Joe Camel was an actual penis in plain sight, non?

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Qz0+p)

76 >>>She was speaking to adults who were professionals in the space field and she wanted to know, basically, if they had ever heard of The Moon.

I wonder what she thinks: that she really is more intelligent than they are, or that people find this sort of behavior endearing.

More likely, she doesn't think at all.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (bhRsz)

77 Tank Abrams would lend more weight to the office.

Posted by: henry at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (JMDly)

78 Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM

:: Opens envelope ::

Rick, you are the father.

Posted by: Divide by Zero

You two...

funny stuff

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (iHBZj)

79 I'm curious what the DU crowd thinks of Kamala's speeches.

I imagine they don't get much play over there because the speeches are so obviously retarded that there's no real defense of them beyond some low-level, "Her enthusiasm for the things that are good are so great," or, "Her brain just works faster than her mouth, and she has trouble bringing her high-minded ideas down to earth for mere mortals to understand."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

80 I want to see Joey Choo Choo stroke out less out of malice these days than to bear witness to the Kamala Harris presidency. She's perfect for present-day America. She's the president America deserves.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

81 This reminds me of the intro to the Nina Simone song who knows where the time goes. She made more sense and she was completely whacked out on heroin when she recorded it.

Posted by: NCKate at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (d5Qya)

82 Along with the passage of Time, which is very significant, I think what is also significant is the passage of Newsweek.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (VNwRd)

83 I really hate that actual dumb people are running everything and have so much power. They are not just making rare verbal mistakes, they're morons.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (DcKNO)

84 I think Joe Camel was an actual penis in plain sight, non?
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Qz0+p)

The Red Dog beer logo was Batman eating Cat Woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

85 65 Maybe. I suspect that Abrams would have been a drag on the ticket (no one wanted her in power). Harris was the most non-threatening of the group.

I suspect that the first choice was Keisha Lance-Bottoms, but she was removed from consideration after bungling her handling of the Atlanta riots.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (wmDcS)

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Like drags on the ticket matter anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

86 they view her as a "drag on the ticket."

--

Someone cleverer than me needs to make a Dylan Mulvaney joke here.

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (fKIdX)

87 "I don't want to make any predictions about the future success of this venture, but I have a feeling that, once again, White Men Will Fail to Position Kamala Harris for success."

White Men - referring to the GOPe - will fail to position an opposing candidate to get elected.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

88 65 Maybe. I suspect that Abrams would have been a drag on the ticket (no one wanted her in power). Harris was the most non-threatening of the group.

I suspect that the first choice was Keisha Lance-Bottoms, but she was removed from consideration after bungling her handling of the Atlanta riots.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (wmDcS)

Kamala was definitely the first choice.

Remember Jussie Smollett's BS happened right when Commie-La introduced an "Anti-Lynching Bill".

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

89 59 The Kamala impressions are pretty good. Harris is ambitious, possessed of low cunning, and a total dingbat. Like so many of our political "elite."
Posted by: Successful series of sinecures at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (N2NOk)

You would think her skill set would carry over to her also being able to be a cunning linguist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

90 Is kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (Keyt1)

I believe that there have been rumors that she ignores everything her aides give her to prepare for these events. She's a midwit, arrogant, and lazy. She won't put in the effort to prepare, instead just trying to wing it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (wmDcS)

91 RIP Dick Groat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (i7cHr)

Dick Gozinya lives!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (aD39U)

92 Well....at least our rulers aren't competent. That might be the saving of us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

Biden and Harris aren't our rulers. They're just the figureheads.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (bhRsz)

93 you can only wonder what conversations between her and her husband sound like when no one else is there.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (B1FKF)

94 Kamala seems to think she's always channeling her inner Maya Angelou.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (fjf8M)

95 "Democrats have been hiding Kamala, but she just had a press conference and talked about yellow school buses and my goodness they really can’t let her talk in public about anything," Radio host Clay Travis tweeted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (BRHaw)

96 Willowed: I worked in a big southern city back in the late 80s. They were trying to build a Burger King who's back property was 100 yards or so from a public housing area. They shipped four separate HVAC systems there before they could install one before it was stolen off the pallets.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023

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Would that city happen to have "Big" or "Easy" in its nickname, by chance?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

97 When the US invaded Panama to grab Noriega, he holed up in someone's embassy and military psy ops played heavy metal music to drive Noriega nuts and get him to surrender. I think they could use Kamala's speeches turned up to 11 for the same effect
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (1Ohlm)

I think they blared Metallica, which anything from the Black album forward would drive anyone from a hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

98 73 Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty political death. Out, out, brief campaign!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets her hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a speech
Made by an idiot, full of sound and furries,
Signifying nothing.

I might have edited that a bit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Wnv9h)

Errrgh, memories of school, when everyone in the class had to recite that speech, but EVERY F***ING ONE OF THEM pronounced "Struts and Frets" as "Stutzinfrutz"...

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

99 75 I think Joe Camel was an actual penis in plain sight, non?
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Qz0+p)

You're thinking of J.J. Abrams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

100 Kamala seems to think she's always channeling her inner Maya Angelou.

I know why the bird is in the cage and making bird noises. The noises birds make. When caged.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (ppBhU)

101 Minnesota bill normalizing pedophilia dropped after backlash

.. Rick Santorium deserves a big apology

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (RovqD)

102 Kamala seems to think she's always channeling her inner Maya Angelou.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (fjf8M)

She just thinks that everyone is sofa king stupid that she has to talk at a 2nd grade level for them to understand.

She's too stupid to realize she's just fucking stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

103 If Kamala does become president where does she find someone stupid enough to be her assassination insurance?

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (eGTCV)

104 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (L2YW6)

105 88 Kamala was definitely the first choice.

Remember Jussie Smollett's BS happened right when Commie-La introduced an "Anti-Lynching Bill".
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

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The NYT ran a puff piece on Kamala designed to put her at the forefront of the Democrat primary in January of 2019. She was the #1 choice for president for months and got fawning media treatment universally.

She never rose to second tier, and one small clapback from Tulsi knocked her down and out at one debate. She then "moved" to Iowa to win the caucus and lost them to Pete fucking Buttigieg.

This is the worst thing that anyone could have even begun to invent to reflect the establishment's preferences on their figureheads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

106 The gal laughing during her parody. She even mentions she's gonna get cancelled.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (2YtOq)

107 Would that city happen to have "Big" or "Easy" in its nickname, by chance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

I was thinking Hotlanta.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (i7cHr)

108 Kamela Harris talks like Bart Simpson when he has to stand in front of class to give a book report on a book that he's only read the title of.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (LaNzR)

109 Is kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM

I've read she pays little to no attention to the briefing materials her staff prepares.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Minnesota bill normalizing pedophilia dropped after backlash

.. Rick Santorium deserves a big apology
Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (RovqD)

Now they need to abort the slag that drafted and submitted the bill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

111 RIP Dick Groat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM

Dick Gozinya lives!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM

Hoist a Dickins Cider in his memory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (Wnv9h)

112 More seriously, this goes back to the failure of the elites in our time. We, the rubes in flyover country, are willing to put up with a certain amount of corruption, along with the condescension, as long as the elites are competent. The difference now is that the "elites" are just as corrupt and arrogant as ever, but now they are being shown to be incredibly stupid. This will not last.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (5C4od)

113 Did you know she LOVES Venn diagrams?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

114 86 they view her as a "drag on the ticket."

Shows how F'd we are that in a Biden/Kamala administration running for re election Kamala is a drag on the ticket...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

115 A veritable font of deep thoughts...

@FreeBeacon 2m
Kamala Harris says K-Pop bands and Squid Games are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and South Korea

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (jzzG8)

116 There is no spacetime continuum in which Kamala Harris makes sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (YIVH2)

117 We all have little indiscretions *cough* but that video of Kamala on one side of Montel Williams and some bimbo on the other at some red carpet deal is true Kamala Harris panderwhoring.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (DcKNO)

118 It's amazing that this VP used to be the attorney general for the state of California. Mind boggling.

Posted by: dantesed at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (88xKn)

119 They also believe that babies become people when their mothers decide and that men can become women by saying so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

They also believe that systemic racism a real thing.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (kbqvM)

120 Did you know she LOVES Venn diagrams?

Well, yeah, they're simple pictures she can color.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (ppBhU)

121 Can you imagine a DeSantis/Harris veep debate?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY)

Moderator Dylan Mulvaney: Kamala Harris, can you explain the passage of time?

Harris: Fo shizzle. It's significant AF, my nizzle.

Mulvaney: Profound, kween. Slay. Also a good reminder for the audience that you're very black. Ron DeSantis, can you please explain why you want slay kweens like me to die?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (oINRc)

122 >>I know why the bird is in the cage and making bird noises. The noises birds make. When caged.

Exactly.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (fjf8M)

123 The parody clip is hilarious. What is remarkable is that she doesn't even have to exaggerate her Kamala character at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Bvzwx)

124 14 I remember when she was going to be president by default at the beginning of this year. No one would ever let Biden stay in the presidency past the 2 year mark.
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I keep underestimating the levels of political limbo that the junta will lower themselves to in order to keep the power in DC. "There must be a plan!' I said. "They are just maneuvering to keep things going until the election," I said. Turns out no, they're cool with Rome burning down while they party down, loot the Treasury, and rely on their minions to steal 2024 the way they stole 2020 and 2022. There's nothing more than that.
But yet I keep hoping they'll do the sensible thing.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (W+kMI)

125 An intersecting diagram of Stupidy, Ignorance, and Venality.

May have add a fourth lobe for hand-waving.

Posted by: John Venn at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Pnbfv)

126 I am the dick goat

Posted by: john holmes at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3)

127 Imagine a conversion between Grandpa Diddlefingers and this Mensa Queen. You'd probably shoot yourself halfway through.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (63An5)

128 Azazel: "My thought on Time is simply this: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!"

Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

129 Adventures in Learning. Love it, Ace.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (tQL7r)

130 Oh, I see RMBS beat me to the Macbeth soliloquy.

Oh well. We can’t all be first to post things, like Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (L2YW6)

131 "You can't fix stupid!"

Posted by: Isophorone at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (ZDM+I)

132 White Men keep failing to position her for success.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (WmGrA)

133 Her brain just works faster than her mouth, and she has trouble bringing her high-minded ideas down to earth for mere mortals to understand."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

You totally lifted that from the Obama Copy

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (uQ9aL)

134
Waitress? You see that hairy guy over there with a glass of water and the bowl of keto spaghetti? Send him a Bud Light. On me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (enJYY)

135 Chirp.

Chirp.

Chirp.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (ppBhU)

136 Errrgh, memories of school, when everyone in the class had to recite that speech, but EVERY F***ING ONE OF THEM pronounced "Struts and Frets" as "Stutzinfrutz"...
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023

***
My drama teachers would have cured me of that right quick. "Git" instead of "get," "jist" instead of "just," stuff like that (unless it was required for the stage character's dialect) was to be stamped out. Ruthlessly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

137 What someone said before (probably J.J.), they are purposely installing monsters with pedo, rape and other type blackmailable pasts, who are completely braindead as well - because they are easily controlled. We are seeing this across the board. All of DC are on puppet strings.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (uQPen)

138 50 37 I stick with the theory that the original plan was for Biden to step aside sooner rather than later, but that fell apart because he wasn't about to give up power, and everyone realized what an absolute vacuous idiot Harris is. Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (wmDcS)
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Stacy Abrams would have been a better choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

=======================

Stacey Adams and the Black Congressional Caucus would have run Senile Joe Biden out of Washington DC by the Fourth of July 2021. He and Dr. Jill would not even have known what hit them.

They would have played the "Authentic African American Card", and the media would have been more than happy to follow their lead and gleefully reported on every one of Joe Biden's senile fumbles and lies.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (Z32m1)

139 @FreeBeacon 2m
Kamala Harris says K-Pop bands and Squid Games are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and South Korea
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (jzzG8 )

Gangnam Style is an abomination that should be nuked from space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

140 128 Azazel: "My thought on Time is simply this: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!"
Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023 01:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

Didn't Don Lemon imply Kamala's past her time?

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

141 Willowed: I worked in a big southern city back in the late 80s. They were trying to build a Burger King who's back property was 100 yards or so from a public housing area. They shipped four separate HVAC systems there before they could install one before it was stolen off the pallets.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023

***
Would that city happen to have "Big" or "Easy" in its nickname, by chance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

I was thinking "rhymes with 'Mylanta.'"

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (bhRsz)

142 I don't mind having to think extra hard when Jordan Peterson explains the inner being or that physicist from Harvard tries to explain string theory but having to re-read Kamala's speeches to see if any sentence makes sense is annoying.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (DcKNO)

143 Kamala espousing circular reasoning makes me want to die a thousand deaths.

Is this the best the Dems can do?

I need to stick a knife in my brain and maybe it will all make sense.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (6Tc2R)

144 She loves SPACE too.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

145 51 Kamala Harris is the Cicero of our time.

Marcus Tullius Cicero was popular and successful, but was on the wrong side of Julius Caesar's civil war. (IIRC the HBO series Rome had him killed by bounty hunters in Egypt, and I'm too lazy to remember or look up what actually happened to him, but it wasn't good.)

So, uh, that statement may yet be true, in a way.

Posted by: Lancius McCormicus at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (l8gTz)

146 I meant to say prime.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

147 Kamaltoe's latest word "salad" is more like a word "that stuff that accumulates in the bottom of the garbage disposal" if you ask me.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (oOS5T)

148 Kamala Harris would make a great Secretary of State and could increase her chances of being the President if she had that experience, rather than Vice-President, in my opinion.

Tony Blinken should retire from his position and Kamala Harris should be appointed to the post. Hillary used the position to run for President, and during any other more normal time, she would have easily won.

I think the other side would use that as a demotion due to inexperience It doesn’t matter to their base what the truth really is, just who yells louder (which is always their side).

I'd like to see her replaced on the ticket with Jeffries or Klobuchar. They are much stronger politicians than Harris. I'm not sure Secretary of State is right for Harris. Maybe back to the Senate

Honestly, that ship is sailed. She should have been appointed AG And maybe Corey Booker or Beto should have been VP.

She has the same issue all folks from California face. We need rustbelt states to win, but there is real prejudice against folks from California. But let's wait and see what happens in 28.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (S5baA)

149 Azazel: "My thought on Time is simply this: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!"
Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023

***
"If I could turn -- back -- time . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (J2vNu)

150 Waitress? You see that hairy guy over there with a glass of water and the bowl of keto spaghetti? Send him a Bud Light. On me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (enJYY)

What the hell is keto spaghetti?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

151 How many times has Kamala, THE BORDER CZAR been to the border?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

152 >>"You can't fix stupid!"

But you can Position it for Success.

*Hands Kamala her Kneepads*

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (fjf8M)

153 Kamala Harris says K-Pop bands and Squid Games are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and South Korea

If you look at the GOPe types that Ace occasionally links to on twitter they ALL seem to love Korean boy bands.

I mean a middle aged woman lusting over some 20 year old Korean that looks 12 is bad but...its mostly middle aged men.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)

154 "I really hate that actual dumb people are running everything and have so much power. "

As discussed in an earlier thread, merit and experience are now disqualifying for office. That would be patriarchal, or something.
This way we have equity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm, yum yum diesel chicken at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (jTmQV)

155 There is no spacetime continuum in which Kamala Harris makes sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (YIVH2)

Cross the streams. Please.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

156 All of DC are on puppet strings.
Posted by: artisanal ette

Wut?

Posted by: Gerrick Marland at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (WmGrA)

157 Kamala loves to ride the baloney pony. That's about it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (63An5)

158

Then, the whole story came out when Springer voluntarily testified in court in Kentucky.

He said his conscience drove him to contact the FBI after he paid for prostitutes with two personal checks in December 1973 and January 1974.

Remember that all happened when Springer was just a councilman. In 1975, Springer made one of the biggest political comebacks in Cincinnnati history winning back his seat on council. His sincere and direct television ads directly addressing the issue were credited for the win.

In 1977, he was chosen to serve one year as mayor, but his political career didn't stop.

In 1982, he unsuccessfully ran for governor of Ohio. Then nearly a decade later The Jerry Springer Show debuted. In 1992, it was purchased by NBC and the rest is history.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

159 Looking at Joe Biden lately, taking in the totality of his rapid decline, there is a fair to middling chance Kamala Harris will be our next president.

If Biden dies in office, they could try covering it up by stuffing Biden's body like a parakeet and hiring a ventriloquist, or they could try a CGI presidency, where 'for health reasons' he's confined to the Oval Office for the duration of his term, but we've seen Marvel's crappy CGI and know that can never work. The technology just isn't there, yet.

So yeah: President Harris. All kidding aside, imagine how that plays out and be very afraid.

Posted by: troyriser at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (7Cx1V)

160 148 Honestly, that ship is sailed. She should have been appointed AG And maybe Corey Booker or Beto should have been VP.

She has the same issue all folks from California face. We need rustbelt states to win, but there is real prejudice against folks from California. But let's wait and see what happens in 28.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 01:49 PM (S5baA)

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Not enough black people are in federal prisons, according to these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

161 (IIRC the HBO series Rome had him killed by bounty hunters in Egypt, and I'm too lazy to remember or look up what actually happened to him, but it wasn't good.)
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He was killed at his villa by Titus Pullo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (2hlEI)

162 Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping, into the future...

Posted by: Mr. Heidi Klum at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (l8gTz)

163 Time isn't even a real thing, maaaaaaannnnnn.

It's just a human concept that allows us to understand the universe without going mad.

Unfortunately, physicists and mathematicians have fallen into the error of thinking that "Time" is an actual Thing, much like they consider "Space" to be a Thing, rather than a Big Empty that contains within it particles and forces. And of course they stupidly think that "Math" is a Thing, too. I could go on.

Anyway, "time" to get something useful done with my day.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (f9n7F)

164 Time and space, in relation to Kamela Harris, are warped by the density and mass of her stupidity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (AwVe0)

165 "the first choice was Keisha Lance-Bottoms"

I would just like to say that this sounds like a drag queen's stage name

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (ou9hh)

166 OT, because I have to dash, but not sure if JJ covered this.

Are You a Domestic Terrorist? TSA Might Say Yes
https://tinyurl.com/yckda35z
From undercoverdc

Early last year, a wife and mother of two children booked an airline ticket to New York for a family funeral. Innocent enough, right? Apparently not. Her husband (we will call him Bill,) a 20-plus-year Federal Air Marshal Service veteran, went to work a few days before his wife left and noticed something astonishing. He logged on to his Federal Air Marshal Service Operations computer system, and there it was, his wife’s name, and underneath her name, it read “Domestic Terrorist.”

...They informed Bill that shortly after January 6th, a supervisor within the Air Marshal Incident Coordination Section sent the FBI all the names of every person who flew into or out of Washington D.C. in the days leading up to and after the Capitol incident.

Got that?

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (uQPen)

167 Kamala tossing word salad again.

Posted by: Positioned for success! at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (N2NOk)

168 And I think all the dick she sucked to become Veep has induced some kind of syphilis of her brain.

She is a walking Typhoid Mary.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (6Tc2R)

169 She's a time and outer space expert, huh? If you asked her if she believes Einstein's Theory of Relativity, she'd reply, "Why is it only a theory? Everyone has relatives!"

Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (AMIL/)

170 Waitress? You see that hairy guy over there with a glass of water and the bowl of keto spaghetti? Send him a Bud Light. On me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (enJYY)

Zoodles!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (zZu0s)

171 You can see why Willie Brown liked to let his meat rest in her face. You can't have that mouth talking that kind of gibberish at you like some poor soul who vacationed in the ruins of R'lyeh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (ppBhU)

172 We have small minded intellectually vacuous people running the country who are also in charge of nuclear weapons.

That we have not had a city turned to radioactive dust yet is nothing short of a miracle.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (2YtOq)

173 Lance-Bottoms

********

There IS a code for THAT!

ICD 10-PCS 0W9H3ZX
Drainage of Retroperitoneum, Percutaneous Approach,

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (ykeLU)

174 What the fuck is 'Reproductive Freedom?'

I mean, are there now laws against reproducing that I missed somewhere?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives!
*Cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (PWI4f)

176 Marcus Tullius Cicero was popular and successful, but was on the wrong side of Julius Caesar's civil war. (IIRC the HBO series Rome had him killed by bounty hunters in Egypt, and I'm too lazy to remember or look up what actually happened to him, but it wasn't good.)

So, uh, that statement may yet be true, in a way.
Posted by: Lancius McCormicus at April 27, 2023

***
I was just reading about the late Republic last month. Pompey was the one that Cleopatra's brother had killed in Egypt, I think. Cicero was allowed to commit suicide at one of his villas in Italy or Greece. (Not dead sure.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

177 I mean a middle aged woman lusting over some 20 year old Korean that looks 12 is bad but...its mostly middle aged men.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP

They're GOP. All of them are closeted homosexuals, and half of them are pedophiles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (oINRc)

178 Can F. Joe and Pothole Pete appoint her to be the new Airbag and Crash Test Dummy Czar?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (9/0K/)

179 Time flies.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

180 ********

There IS a code for THAT!

ICD 10-PCS 0W9H3ZX
Drainage of Retroperitoneum, Percutaneous Approach,
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:52 PM (ykeLU)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Cicero got put on the proscription list during the 2d Triumvirate because of his criticism of Mark Antony.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (L2YW6)

182 Keisha Lance-Bottoms is properly the name of a rectal surgeon

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (5C4od)

183 161 (IIRC the HBO series Rome had him killed by bounty hunters in Egypt, and I'm too lazy to remember or look up what actually happened to him, but it wasn't good.)
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He was killed at his villa by Titus Pullo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:51 PM (2hlEI)

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU "Killed by bounty hunters in Egypt" is a much better way to go than "killed at home by TP."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (l8gTz)

184
That we have not had a city turned to radioactive dust yet is nothing short of a miracle.

That's more due to Vlad's patience then anything they've been doing.

Hell half of our NYC and DC elites regularly turn to twitter to argue we should nuke Moscow to show Vlad who is boss. And...how would he respond? Oh yes, he'd cower in fear they tell us.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (lc5cP)

185 I need to stick a knife in my brain and maybe it will all make sense.
Posted by: Czech Chick

Where's a good frontal lobotomy when you need it?

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (tQL7r)

186 s kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM
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I've read she pays little to no attention to the briefing materials her staff prepares.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)
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Well, even the TL : DR is too long.

Posted by: Kumlala Harris, President in Waiting at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (H8e4W)

187 Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives!
*Cackles*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023

***
"On the next Gays of Our Lives, you'll hear Kamala Harris say . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

188 Would that city happen to have "Big" or "Easy" in its nickname, by chance?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

I was thinking Hotlanta

***

Nah, it was Montgomery, AL which for some reason seems to not get enough attention for being the dump that it is.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (wb1YC)

189 Azazel: "My thought on Time is simply this: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!"
Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023

***
"If I could turn -- back -- time . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM

If I...could save time...in a bottle.....

Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (Wnv9h)

190 Car-Mella doesn't check many boxes when it comes to world leadership.
One box Car-Mella checks off real good is sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch....but that only gets you so far.

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (jM1wU)

191

If I could save time in a bottle then I'd have a bottle of time.

Posted by: Kamala at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

192 He was killed at his villa by Titus Pullo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

"Titus Pullo. No better friend. No worse enemy."

Damn, now I need to rewatch Rome. What a great, though short, series.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (f9n7F)

193 If Carly Simon wrote about Kamala, it'd be You're So Dumb You Probably Don't Think This Song Is About You.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (FVME7)

194 Pro tip: if a woman sucked cock to rise to the top, she very well may not have an impressive intellect.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (KSNKu)

195 What the fuck is 'Reproductive Freedom?'

I mean, are there now laws against reproducing that I missed somewhere?

It's lefty code for abortion on demand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (Bd6X8)

196 They could do an ipod filled with her speeches and give it to the Queen! Oh wait, that ship has sailed......Actually it really wasn't that great of an idea when Barry did it either. Never mind.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (j/yko)

197
What the hell is keto spaghetti?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:50 PM

It sounded real so I went with it without checking. Just checked, is very real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (enJYY)

198 If you look at the GOPe types that Ace occasionally links to on twitter they ALL seem to love Korean boy bands.

I mean a middle aged woman lusting over some 20 year old Korean that looks 12 is bad but...its mostly middle aged men.

These young men would make . . . very good interns.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (ppBhU)

199 >Is kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes

Posted by: DB - contextualizing the time at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (geLO8)

200 Ooops.

General Cavoli, the head of US European Command, noted:

"“[T]he Russian ground force has been degenerated somewhat by this conflict, although it is bigger today than it was at the beginning of the conflict,” Gen. Christopher Cavoli, the commander of US European Command, told the House Armed Services Committee.

“The Air Force has lost very little, they’ve lost 80 planes. They have another 1,000 fighters and fighter bombers,” he said. “The Navy has lost one ship.”

I thought that the Russians were being "slaughtered", as General Milley put it last month.

Remember, if you think the Ukraine War will end in a negotiated settlement, you are a traitor.

Posted by: Traditional Republicanism! at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (2tUFv)

201 I wonder if Kamala is talking in woke-religion code

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (ttS0m)

202 Look. People are gonna say things, right? Because that's what people do. They talk. They say things. They make these sounds and they form them into something called words. And words mean things. Words mean things. Words mean things. They mean things, okay? They have meaning. That's the whole point of a word. To give everything meaning and to give everyone a voice. Everyone wants to be heard. All of us want to be heard. And everyone deserves to be heard. By other people. Together. Because that's what people do. Together. And we're gonna do it. Together. We're gonna make noise and make words and make our sounds heard. Together.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (WKPsC)

203 I was just reading about the late Republic last month. Pompey was the one that Cleopatra's brother had killed in Egypt, I think. Cicero was allowed to commit suicide at one of his villas in Italy or Greece. (Not dead sure.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

IIRC, though, Mark Antony did have Cicero's head and hands chopped off after his suicide and nailed to the door of the Roman Forum as a warning to the senators who might speak out against the Triumvirate. Sounds like a fun guy.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (bhRsz)

204 They would have played the "Authentic African American Card", and the media would have been more than happy to follow their lead and gleefully reported on every one of Joe Biden's senile fumbles and lies.
Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:48 PM (Z32m1)

Watch the next few months. If the media starts looking at Hunter the knives are out. Otherwise they're falling in line for 24.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (kbqvM)

205 "The Five" co-host argued Harris says as little as possible and does as little as she can instead of stepping up and proving she can handle the issues.

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The only thing she's proven that she can handle is on her knees.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (9/0K/)

206
The idea of **Biden** "working" to "rehabilitate" Harris' image is like telling me a bucket of smelly diarrhea is working hard to enhance the scent of a different bucket of smelly diarrhea.

Posted by: ...

It's like if the cocktail waitress pissed in your Guinness and claimed that it improved the piss, rather than ruined your beer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (n+4am)

207 Is kamala really that spontaneously stupid or is her stupidity also aided by whatever drivel her aides write for her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes
Posted by: DB - contextualizing the time at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (geLO8

And I picture them back stage, rolling around on the floor, laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Azazel: "My thought on Time is simply this: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is!"
Posted by: Thrawn

***
"If I could turn -- back -- time . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

*******

Parsley, sage, rosemary and time...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (ykeLU)

209 You know how Dice did the Tater voiceovers?

With some AI, you can now do celebrity voices. Some guy does famous movie scenes, male or female, with Arnuld's voice and face.

I'd like to see Kamala but with Mike Tyson's voice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (AwVe0)

210 Pirro ripped Harris as an "embarrassment" on the world stage.

"She is not prepped."

When are we going to get to the point that people stop acting like its everyone else's excuse that Kamala is an idiot who cannot speak in public? The high point of her entire career is that "and I was that little girl" lying pile of crap speech. They must have spent a month training her to say that one speech.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (0hOvj)

211 Hell half of our NYC and DC elites regularly turn to twitter to argue we should nuke Moscow to show Vlad who is boss. And...how would he respond? Oh yes, he'd cower in fear they tell us.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (lc5cP)

You cannot be in the same polity as these types. It can be, in fact, fatal.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (KSNKu)

212 37 I remember when she was going to be president by default at the beginning of this year. No one would ever let Biden stay in the presidency past the 2 year mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

I stick with the theory that the original plan was for Biden to step aside sooner rather than later, but that fell apart because he wasn't about to give up power, and everyone realized what an absolute vacuous idiot Harris is. Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.
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Colorado Alex has the gist of it. When the DNC realized that the Potato in Chief would have to be dragged away over the cooling corpse of the First Lady they realized they hadn't done enough preparation. Then they realized that two years of "President Kamala Harris" would hand the election to Trump on a silver platter (or actually result in WW III) they had a massive cringe attack and told the junta to hold the line no matter the video that made it on line.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (W+kMI)

213 Whoops.

Off rumpwrangler sock.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

214 187 Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives!
*Cackles*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023

***
"On the next Gays of Our Lives, you'll hear Kamala Harris say . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

Dammit. Now I have the theme stuck in my head. With ace and garret as the disembodied people floating toward the camera. Or at least my artistic impression of what garrett and ace would look like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (zZu0s)

215 ***
I was just reading about the late Republic last month. Pompey was the one that Cleopatra's brother had killed in Egypt, I think. Cicero was allowed to commit suicide at one of his villas in Italy or Greece. (Not dead sure.)

Okay, anyway, my actual point (such as it was) was that being very visible and on the losing side of a civil war is generally something you want to avoid.

I think I'll stop there before I get too carried away.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (l8gTz)

216 Watch the next few months. If the media starts looking at Hunter the knives are out. Otherwise they're falling in line for 24.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (kbqvM)

They are literally reading scripted questions and letting him read scripted answers. And people are really wondering if the media will "fall in line"...?

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (WKPsC)

217 There IS a code for THAT!

ICD 10-PCS 0W9H3ZX
Drainage of Retroperitoneum, Percutaneous Approach,
Posted by: Muldoon

Scare me. Think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (tQL7r)

218 What the hell is keto spaghetti?

The abomnination of desolation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)

219 Damn, now I need to rewatch Rome. What a great, though short, series.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2023 01:54 PM (f9n7F)
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The forced rewrites due to the cancellation meant that Eirene had the longest pregnancy in human history.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (2hlEI)

220 Stacey Abrams doesn’t strike me as a team player. Joe and his handlers wanted someone who could suck it up, not throw her weight around.
Yes, intentional phrasing 😉

Posted by: lizzy[/] at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (kkQrt)

221 "You can't fix stupid!"
Posted by: Isophorone at April 27, 2023

***
Can't get away from it, either!

Posted by: Exasperated Teachers Everywhere at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (J2vNu)

222 Remember, if you think the Ukraine War will end in a negotiated settlement, you are a traitor.

Meanwhile, the neocons in Congress are trying to assure that there is no negotiated settlement:

The bipartisan Ukraine Victory Resolution has been introduced by @RepJoeWilson @RepCohen @SenBlumenthal @SenWhitehouse @LindseyGrahamSC in the House and Senate. The resolution affirms U.S. policy to see Ukraine restored to 1991 borders and admitted to NATO

Miss Lindsey is really a piece of work, isn't she?

Posted by: Traditional Republicanism! at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv)

223 Time keeps on slippin' into the future
Time has come today
Time, flowing like a river Time, beckoning me
Time after time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (0hOvj)

224 I saw Percutaneous Approach open for Galactic Cowboys at The Romper Room in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Has she been positioned for success? What i mean is she positioned on her knees or is it face down/ass up?

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (3TalN)

226
I thought that the Russians were being "slaughtered", as General Milley put it last month.

Vlad seems to have found a strategy that works for him now - lots of artillery with mercs taking the front line roles. They aren't that expensive and no one cares if they die.

Meanwhile the Ukes are sending kids to the front like a scene from 1942...Only they are fighting WITH the NAZIs now.

Oh...and part of the reason Vlad is slow rolling it is that he expects he'll also degrade our economy as we just keeping giving more and more money to lil 'Z's hooker and blow fund.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (lc5cP)

227
What the hell is keto spaghetti?

A pasta dish made popular in Keto, Ecuador.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (63Dwl)

228 Dammit. Now I have the theme stuck in my head. With ace and garret as the disembodied people floating toward the camera. Or at least my artistic impression of what garrett and ace would look like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:57 PM (zZu0s)

Almost 29?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (bhRsz)

229 I am disappointed there was no mention of "twirling" in this post

Posted by: buzzion at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (aRLgQ)

230 Is it possible that she OD'd on Gametes?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (fjf8M)

231 @71 Dick Groat was a great athlete not only world series winning all star MLB player, but he also played in the NBA. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (1Ohlm)

232 Hell half of our NYC and DC elites regularly turn to twitter to argue we should nuke Moscow to show Vlad who is boss. And...how would he respond? Oh yes, he'd cower in fear they tell us.

The Russian nukes won't work.

Trust us.

Posted by: Traditional Republicanism! at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (2tUFv)

233 What the hell is keto spaghetti?
*
The abomnination of desolation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023

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Olive Garden made a desolation, and called it peace

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (J2vNu)

234 Almost 29?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (bhRsz)

Very.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

235
Can you re-do this in Venn diagrams, please? She speaks fluent Venn diagrams!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

236 IIRC, though, Mark Antony did have Cicero's head and hands chopped off after his suicide and nailed to the door of the Roman Forum as a warning to the senators who might speak out against the Triumvirate. Sounds like a fun guy.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (bhRsz)
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Yes. Antony's wife Fulvia stabbed a clothing pin through Cicero's dead tongue.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (2hlEI)

237 Colorado Alex has the gist of it. When the DNC realized that the Potato in Chief would have to be dragged away over the cooling corpse of the First Lady they realized they hadn't done enough preparation. Then they realized that two years of "President Kamala Harris" would hand the election to Trump on a silver platter (or actually result in WW III) they had a massive cringe attack and told the junta to hold the line no matter the video that made it on line.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:56 PM (W+kMI)

Guys, c'mon. The simplest explanation is that this was never in the cards. FFS, if they can install Biden's rotting corpse over one of the most popular president's of our lifetime, they can surely install Kamala's retarded ass.

Also, I saw Kamala's Retarded Ass open for The Butthole Surfers. The whole show was tight!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (KbCG3)

238 Are Joe and Kamala the stupidest president/vice president duo ever? I would assume they are but I don't actually know.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

239 What the hell is keto spaghetti?

It's for people who find gluten free spaghetti too tasty..

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 02:00 PM (wb1YC)

240 stick with the theory that the original plan was for Biden to step aside sooner rather than later, but that fell apart because he wasn't about to give up power, and everyone realized what an absolute vacuous idiot Harris is. Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.
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He's a walking potato.

It's really a lot simpler than all that. They never intended to do anything but ride him until he's dust and then the plan is to replace him with her because they knew from the beginning he could go any day, and also that she is a perfectly serviceable puppet who will dance to their every tune for as long as they need.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:00 PM (YKxqf)

241 She LOVES yellow school buses too. 🚌

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (NpAcC)

242
What the hell is keto spaghetti?

A pasta dish made popular in Keto, Ecuador.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That's just over the border with Peruvia, if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (n+4am)

243 The bipartisan Ukraine Victory Resolution has been introduced by @RepJoeWilson @RepCohen @SenBlumenthal @SenWhitehouse @LindseyGrahamSC in the House and Senate. The resolution affirms U.S. policy to see Ukraine restored to 1991 borders and admitted to NATO

Miss Lindsey is really a piece of work, isn't she?
Posted by: Traditional Republicanism! at April 27, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv)

This pathetic trash would require psychotherapy if they didn't have wireless for a day. They will have Zelensky capped the nanosecond the Ukraine war causes them some distress, which very well might be soon at the rate the dollar is being abandoned.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (KSNKu)

244 Damn, now I need to rewatch Rome. What a great, though short, series.

I liked the first season fine, but just kind of stopped after it got too dark and nihilistic and incesty and everyone's a horrible person and what's taking the Vandals and the Plague so long or why don't the Persians invade come on.

There's "dark and gritty and interesting" but Rome was more "hopeless and bleak and I'm so depressed."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (l8gTz)

245 Come over tonight baby. I got some science.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (jBfho)

246 She LOVES yellow school buses too. 🚌
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (NpAcC)

And SPACE! Which is VAST. And SPACEY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Kamala Harris and her Greasy, Poorly-Functioning Brain have decided that people who talk about Time, such as Carl Sagan, sound smart to her, mostly because she doesn't know what the hell they're talking about, and ergo (that's a smart word!) if she keeps talking about Time, she too will sound smart.

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Kamala is the Larry Flynt of Steven Hawkings.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (fLNzg)

248 Kamala presents a unique scientific opportunity in which to study if ingesting MASSIVE amounts of man juice can cause brain damage.

Posted by: Biergood at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (FQWHA)

249 Kamala Harris says K-Pop bands and Squid Games are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and South Korea
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Godzilla's destruction of Japanese cities and Biden/Harris' destruction of American cities are "examples of cultural ties and the intertwined history between" the U.S. and Japan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (FVME7)

250

Cut her some slack, she sucks a mean dick...

Posted by: Willy at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (yqODD)

251
How about bringing that Knee All Tyson Chicken Tenders guy on line as her 'Splaining Coach?

He's great at 'splaining things!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

252 Kamala presents a unique scientific opportunity in which to study if ingesting MASSIVE amounts of man juice can cause brain damage.
Posted by: Biergood at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (FQWHA)

I got this.....

Posted by: Rod Stewart at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

253 The idea of **Biden** "working" to "rehabilitate" Harris' image is like telling me a bucket of smelly diarrhea is working hard to enhance the scent of a different bucket of smelly diarrhea.

Posted by: ...

***
Like the Big Cat's litter box calling the Little Cat's litterbox "unclean."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

254 Worse, she's arrogant which means that she can't be trained. She won't put in the work so that she can sound half-way intelligent.

I can be trained! Ask the men who helped me move up the political ladder. And I put in LOADS of work, often on my hands and knees, to get to where I am today...now, I don't owe anybody anything.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (S5baA)

255 Why can't someone just write up something for her to say. I'd like to think she's still mentally spry enough to memorize a paragraph or two. If it's a long speech, she can read it.

This woman was AG of Cali or DA of LA or something, wasn't she? Is this how she talked in Court?

Posted by: jocon307 at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (EuROc)

256 Kamala is only the punchline of the joke played on the American people by the media

it's not really her fault, it could be any of a number of people

kinda feel sorry for her

not much but a smidge

I was raised to pity the dumb

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (us2H3)

257 I remember when she was a Senator. She cross-examined some republican, maybe it was that elf Jeff Sessions, and she did a credible job. She was full of crap, as any democrat tends to be, but she did a decent job of word smithing and lawyering and questioning. So, she either she is dumbing herself down on purpose or she suffered severe brain damage somewhere along the way.... which seems to be contagious among democrats.

Posted by: tommylotto at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (6QQM8)

258 Vlad seems to have found a strategy that works for him now - lots of artillery with mercs taking the front line roles. They aren't that expensive and no one cares if they die.

Yep, a mini-Verdun strategy.

Oh...and part of the reason Vlad is slow rolling it is that he expects he'll also degrade our economy as we just keeping giving more and more money to lil 'Z's hooker and blow fund.

The longer the status quo lasts, the greater the pressure for a Korean-style armistice on the current lines, which is why the Ukrainians have to launch a offensive soon.

Meanwhile, the Russians are preparing to refight the battle of Kursk - spend months fortifying the front line, absorb and defeat the enemy's offensive, and then counterattack.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (2tUFv)

259 How do you rehabilitate an image that's been out there for the past 3 years, showing it's worth?

Seriously. How do you fix what she's done?

I'm betting you can't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I've got to say that "Kama's retarded ass" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (W+kMI)

261 IIRC Obama once called Kamala the best looking attorney general in the United States.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

262 She may be an AI implant candidate. Don’t think it will help though

Posted by: 7man at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (qwO6y)

263 Hmmmm. Greasy. Yeah, maybe swallow fewer greasy between-meal gravy snacks. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Sphynx at April 27, 2023 02:04 PM (P6qMv)

264 It's mind boggling that all the people that are thought of / known as intellectually disabled have succeeded in transforming this country into a reflection of themselves.

How do they beat the sound-minded time after time?

Posted by: old chick at April 27, 2023 02:04 PM (sOete)

265 I was raised to pity the dumb

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 02:03 PM (us2H3)

I *was* the dumb.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:04 PM (YKxqf)

266 “Ukraine victory solution?”????

When was the last time the US military was allowed to achieve victory? Hell, do we even discuss plans for victory in the 21st century? Only exit strategies.

Posted by: lizzy[/] at April 27, 2023 02:04 PM (kkQrt)

267 Putin is competent. I am jealous of Russians right now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 27, 2023 02:04 PM (yDQUk)

268 Post 202

I thought you should submit your resume to be Kamala's speechwriter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Keyt1)

269 So, is her face shiny too?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

270 There is only one thing and one thing alone that ever positioned Kamala for success: Willie Brown's cock.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

271 Superman movie starring Chistopher Reeves- Lex Luther' "ditzy blonde" girlfriend was reading 'The Logic of Kant' while reclinig in the villain lair.

NotKamalalala.

Posted by: CiceroKaboom! Kid at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (3Or4S)

272 What the hell is keto spaghetti?

A pasta dish made popular in Keto, Ecuador.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I don't know, Keto doesn't sound very Ecuadorian.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (bhRsz)

273 242
What the hell is keto spaghetti?
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Worms?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (D8mow)

274 So Kamala is a Math Hole??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Vwz3I)

275 I thought the idea of absolute monarchy as a solution would fade after QEII, yet here's Kamala making us pine for King Charles.

Posted by: trev006 at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (DTm0P)

276 Fulvia ?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (aD39U)

277 And SPACE! Which is VAST. And SPACEY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
*****
And the CRATERS on the MOON! 🌕

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

278 Hell, do we even discuss plans for victory in the 21st century?

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Mark Milley's on the phone with the PLA discussing those right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

279 When donors sent Bitcoin to Canadian trucker protestors over vaccine mandates in Canada — protesters aligned with Senator Roger Marshall’s views against censorship and cancel culture — the Canadian government tracked down those donors and aggressively canceled their bank accounts.

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (RovqD)

280 I wonder if Kamala is talking in woke-religion code
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Woke religious code broken. Three minute video.

https://bit.ly/3nhQEUV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (FVME7)

281 MOTHER PUTIN'S OLD-FASHIONED POLONIUM TEA

"It's good for what ails me!"

Now with Ricin!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (2hlEI)

282 Sponge, how many times has Hillary “reintroduced “ herself while the MSM plays along?

As if she could reinvent herself with each new job and campaign cycle.

Posted by: lizzy[/] at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (kkQrt)

283
... bipartisan Ukraine Victory Resolution ...

WILL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOP WARPING AND STRETCHING SPACE-TIME TO THE POINT WHERE EVERYTHING SNAPS AND FLIES APART?!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

284 *****
And the CRATERS on the MOON! 🌕
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

CHEESE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

285 So, she either she is dumbing herself down on purpose or she suffered severe brain damage somewhere along the way.... which seems to be contagious among democrats.
Posted by: tommylotto at April 27, 2023

***
Maybe a little too much whiffing of the wacky tobacky, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

286 Putin is competent.

He made One Big Mistake, which kinda offsets the competence otherwise.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (2tUFv)

287 Victory is like merit, patriarchal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm, yum yum diesel chicken at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (jTmQV)

288 So, is her face shiny too?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Glows so bright you can see it from space.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

289 Sponge, how many times has Hillary “reintroduced “ herself while the MSM plays along?

As if she could reinvent herself with each new job and campaign cycle.
Posted by: lizzy[/] at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (kkQrt)

And yet, she's the same frazzled old cünt she's always been each time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

290 14 I remember when she was going to be president by default at the beginning of this year. No one would ever let Biden stay in the presidency past the 2 year mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

Heck, I remember when Joe Biden was Obama's insurance policy.

Those were the good old days when everyone thought old Joe was too slow for the job.

She'll get her two terms and you'll like it... Or else!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (FmJ6a)

291 Her "speeches" are not only just mutant word salad. They are also accompanied by weird and awkward facial and hand gestures. I've seen similar facial and hand gestures before. On people who were high as fuck. I swear Kamala is sucking the glass dick -- heavily -- before every speech.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

292 What the hell is keto spaghetti?
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Worms?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023

***
Why do you think I won't eat vermicelli???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

293 When was the last time the US military was allowed to achieve victory? Hell, do we even discuss plans for victory in the 21st century? Only exit strategies.

I watched the movie Devotion and one thing that occurred to me is how stupid that war was.

MacArthur defeated the Norks. So China intervened. And we decided to...pretend we were still fighting the Norks.

So instead of having the Navy go up and down the Chinese coast destroying everything worth destroying we had Private Jones and Airman Smith die fighting over some worthless hill for the last three years of the war.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (lc5cP)

294 286 Putin is competent.

He made One Big Mistake, which kinda offsets the competence otherwise.
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What is his one big mistake?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (D8mow)

295 IIRC, though, Mark Antony did have Cicero's head and hands chopped off after his suicide and nailed to the door of the Roman Forum as a warning to the senators who might speak out against the Triumvirate. Sounds like a fun guy.
Posted by: Dr. T
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Yes. Antony's wife Fulvia stabbed a clothing pin through Cicero's dead tongue.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Wait, whutt? Just to be sure Cicero couldn't talk anymore? I must have missed that day in Latin class.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (tQL7r)

296 That actor Jack Black, his mother worked on the Hubble telescope.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (Wy1BU)

297 Hummers from Harris > Hummers from Hillary

trust me on this

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (lc5cP)

298 The only thing she knows how to "do" is drink protein shakes out of long tubes

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Inept DemoNcrat Whores at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (5uy7A)

299 Superman movie starring Chistopher Reeves- Lex Luther' "ditzy blonde" girlfriend was reading 'The Logic of Kant' while reclinig in the villain lair.

NotKamalalala.
Posted by: CiceroKaboom! Kid at April 27, 2023

***
"MISS TESMACHER!!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

300 Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe that's what the Mooch meant by "When they go low, we go high".

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (y/BPO)

301
KAMALA, FOR THE LAST TIME!

THERE IS NO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, REALLY -- AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S ALL DARK!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

302 I don't believe anything the lying Americans say about Ukraine, but it's hard to argue this has gone well for Putin. He seems to have seriously underestimated the Americans' commitment to this shit show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (oINRc)

303 Superman movie starring Chistopher Reeves- Lex Luther' "ditzy blonde" girlfriend was reading 'The Logic of Kant' while reclinig in the villain lair.

NotKamalalala.

Posted by: CiceroKaboom! Kid at April 27, 2023

***
Whatever happened to Valerie Perrine, anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

304 Telling DU thinks Kamala has something to offer other than her knees whereas those of us who live in the real world know Kamala is an idiot but will most likely remain in office.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (2YtOq)

305 About the abortion speech, she also decided to talk Ebonics/Jive when she's an Indo-Caribbean raised in Canada, eh.

Hoser.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (Vwz3I)

306 He seems to have seriously underestimated the Americans' commitment to this shit show.

Biden said he had free rein for a "small incursion".

Of course Biden also said the clot shot would stop the spread.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

307 Sounds like a fun guy.
Posted by: Dr. T

I don't like mushrooms.
-- Kamala

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (qoGsy)

308 “People said the same thing about the Harris/Pence debate, or the Biden/Ryan debate. It won't matter. The left will convince themselves that Harris won, no matter what is said.“

Yea but Pence and Ryan were lose with grace GOPe. Tulsi would wipe the floor with Kamala’- like she did in the blue primary.

Not a great conservative choice necessarily, but Tulsi would be a net plus to the ticket in the general.

Posted by: McMajoritee-e leader at April 27, 2023 02:12 PM (FM5Yy)

309
Glows so bright you can see it from space.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

Brighter than garrett's?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

310 MacArthur defeated the Norks. So China intervened. And we decided to...pretend we were still fighting the Norks.

So instead of having the Navy go up and down the Chinese coast destroying everything worth destroying we had Private Jones and Airman Smith die fighting over some worthless hill for the last three years of the war.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 02:08 PM (lc5cP)

I sometimes think a better strategy would have been to seize a good chunk of North Korea, like we were doing right after Inchon, but not all. Once we'd taken Pyongyang and other key points, we should have stopped and prepared for a defensive battle against the Chinese if it came to that. Mao could have kept a shrunken, crippled North Korea as a buffer state, the ROK would have most of the peninsula and in a much stronger position.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 02:12 PM (bhRsz)

311 288 So, is her face shiny too?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Glows so bright you can see it from space.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM

Only when a black light is shined upon it. We're talking about Kamala here, right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 02:13 PM (S5baA)

312 302 I don't believe anything the lying Americans say about Ukraine, but it's hard to argue this has gone well for Putin. He seems to have seriously underestimated the Americans' commitment to this shit show.
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Putin knows how to handle his oligarchs. Biden just does what he is told by his. One is a king, the other a step n' fetch. Putin will end up with a defensible border, Ukraine will circle the toilet, once again, and Biden will die in his own shit. Oh, and Manhattan will make lots of money.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:14 PM (D8mow)

313 So I think it's very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future," Harris said

Did she read this from a teleprompter, or is she incapable of reading?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 02:14 PM (soxWr)

314 Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM

:: Opens envelope ::

Rick, you are the father.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2023 02:14 PM (T4tVD)

315 Putin : The Andrew Tate of heads of state.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

316 That Estee Palti chick is hilarious.

When she breaks her character, she turns into a One for me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2023 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

317 Harry Belafonte died.....

Posted by: JT at April 27, 2023 02:15 PM (T4tVD)

318 308 “People said the same thing about the Harris/Pence debate, or the Biden/Ryan debate. It won't matter. The left will convince themselves that Harris won, no matter what is said.“

Yea but Pence and Ryan were lose with grace GOPe. Tulsi would wipe the floor with Kamala’- like she did in the blue primary.

Not a great conservative choice necessarily, but Tulsi would be a net plus to the ticket in the general.
Posted by: McMajoritee-e leader at April 27, 2023 02:12 PM (FM5Yy)

=========

No public perception of debate performances will matter because the vote counters in Phoenix, Detroit, Madison, Philly, and Atlanta will make sure that their states do not have their own say in the matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

319 Did she read this from a teleprompter, or is she incapable of reading?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 02:14 PM (soxWr)
----

Yes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 27, 2023 02:15 PM (2YtOq)

320 Woke religious code broken. Three minute video.

https://bit.ly/3nhQEUV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Excellent video!

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (tQL7r)

321 fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Posted by: Kamalama Dingdong at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (lO5WT)

322
Only when a black light is shined upon it. We're talking about Kamala here, right?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 02:13 PM (S5baA)

It harkens back to an earlier conversation:

Yeah, he of the shiny face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

So, jizz leaves a sheen?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

323 A well placed dam buster at the 3 gorges would work wonders for our relations with China.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (soxWr)

324 308 “People said the same thing about the Harris/Pence debate, or the Biden/Ryan debate. It won't matter. The left will convince themselves that Harris won, no matter what is said.“

Yea but Pence and Ryan were lose with grace GOPe. Tulsi would wipe the floor with Kamala’- like she did in the blue primary.

Not a great conservative choice necessarily, but Tulsi would be a net plus to the ticket in the general.
Posted by: McMajoritee-e leader at April 27, 2023 02:12 PM (FM5Yy)

Biden DID win the debate.

He laughed dismissively over and over again in Ryan's stupid cvck face and Ryan cvcked out to him repeatedly.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (UnA8+)

325 18-1

In the Korean War the US Navy was heavily involved in making the Taiwan Straights free of Communists.

Russia was a much stronger ally of China back then, and we feared a wider war. As it was, we killed a lot of Soviet pilots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (u82oZ)

326 If only all that word salad would help her lose weight! LOL

Posted by: Isophorone at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (ZDM+I)

327 317 Harry Belafonte died.....
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Can you think of any other One Hit Wonder that dined out for a lifetime on his one hit? I am stumped on this one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (D8mow)

328 Federal prosecutors are asking a judge to keep Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira behind bars in his Pentagon leaks case, arguing that he could cause “extraordinary” damage by releasing even more classified documents.

In court papers filed late Wednesday, the Justice Department lawyers wrote that releasing the 21-year-old suspect while he awaits trial would pose a grave threat to the US national security as investigators are still trying to determine whether he kept any copies of classified files, including ones that have not been made public yet.

“There simply is no condition or combination of conditions that can ensure the Defendant will not further disclose additional information still in his knowledge or possession,” prosecutors wrote. “The damage the Defendant has already caused to the US national security is immense. The damage the Defendant is still capable of causing is extraordinary.”

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (RovqD)

329 If there is one thing I've learned, it's that learning is it's own thing and sometimes in order to learn we must first learn how to learn.

If we don't know how to learn, then learning that and correcting that for the future lays the groundwork for what we can learn in the future, and that's really the first step.

Learning how we learn, and just as importantly learning what we can't learn, helps shape us and together we can learn how to come together in the future, and that's really something.

I mean, think about that. It's definitely something. Really think about it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (IXlsO)

330 ...or... Kamala is playing dumb with outrageously obvious verbal stupidity, and IS the one in Biden's earpiece, and the effective President.

Posted by: The Badgers of Hope County, Montana at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (J8YFV)

331 A well placed dam buster at the 3 gorges would work wonders for our relations with China.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 02:16 PM (soxWr)

This.

You want China to STFD and STFU?

Show them images of missile targets focused on that thing with the message FAFO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

332 What is his one big mistake?

Deciding to blitz Kiev, and decapitate the Ukrainian government. Oops...

Putin was doing just fine pursuing his standard hybrid warfare tactics to take Donbass - he was splitting NATO, and Biden even said a limited Russian incursion into Donbass would be acceptable.

Instead, he rolled the dice, went for broke, and failed.

Very inconsistent with Putin's rather cautious policies over the last twenty years, and also inconsistent with the rather cautious way he's conducted the war since then.

I think that a major contributing factor was Putin's Covid isolation - anyone wanting to see him had to quarantine for two weeks, which limited the chance for someone to go into Putin's office, close the door, and say "Vladimir Vladimirovich, you are about to make a mistake."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (2tUFv)

333 Harry Belafonte died...
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Holy shit!

Tucker Carlson just got "fired"!!

Where's Ace on this?!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (Vwz3I)

334 302 I don't believe anything the lying Americans say about Ukraine, but it's hard to argue this has gone well for Putin. He seems to have seriously underestimated the Americans' commitment to this shit show.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 02:09 PM (oINRc)

The United States vastly overestimated the efficacy of sanctions given its current economic realities. The Russians overestimated shock 'n awe and their military capabilities. So far it is lose/lose, although China is doing just fine.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (KSNKu)

335 In the Korean War the US Navy was heavily involved in making the Taiwan Straights free of Communists.

Best way to do that would be to reduce the Chinese coast to rubble. Or glass.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

336 283
... bipartisan Ukraine Victory Resolution ...

WILL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOP WARPING AND STRETCHING SPACE-TIME TO THE POINT WHERE EVERYTHING SNAPS AND FLIES APART?!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

Won't happen because in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard anyway.

Also, what does Ukrainian victory look like anyway? Recapture of all territories taken by Russia + Crimea? Or all that plus storming Moscow? Because if it's all three, I need to secure some territory outside the primary nuclear blast zones right quick.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

337 Russian GDP 1780 billion. US government budget 6.3 trillion.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (kbqvM)

338
In the Korean War the US Navy was heavily involved in making the Taiwan Straights free of Communists.

On the other hand, the Taiwan Gays were left to fend for themselves ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (pNxlR)

339 Oh wow, I had that Bill Clinton sock on for way too long. Now I need some Penicillin

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

340 Kamala Harris is irredeemable
I was sure they would replace her with Susan Rice

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (RovqD)

341 Harris always reads like a book report by a third grader who read the back cover and the first four pages and then *possibly* got a name or two off of one page in the middle.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (py2fD)

342 Someone on Kamila's team, who is suicidal (but I repeat my self) and has a barren field of F***s to reap, should set up the VP to do her schoolmarm speech-ification on magnets, with thinly-veiled references to the Insane Clown Posse meme and related memes.

For example:
"Magnets. Just... how do they work? They're important parts of our society, that songs are even written about them! Whether you are a scientist, a juggler, or a schoolgirl, you too should think about magnets."

Posted by: Another Anon at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (hwP7U)

343 Kamala Harris is irredeemable
I was sure they would replace her with Susan Rice

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (RovqD)

She's going to be president for two terms.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (py2fD)

344 332 "Vladimir Vladimirovich, you are about to make a mistake."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (2tUFv)

Anyone who'd tell him that would be drinking a nice Polonium Tea.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (UnA8+)

345 "Magnets. Just... how do they work? They're important parts of our society, that songs are even written about them! Whether you are a scientist, a juggler, or a schoolgirl, you too should think about magnets."

Did someone say...schoolgirl?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

346 Oh wow, I had that Bill Clinton sock on for way too long. Now I need some Penicillin
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

Um....

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

347 Four hours until I can go home. Inch by inch I draw closer to freedom.

(Is this me today, or me at age 9 in fourth grade? Does it matter?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

348 But, per ace, unlike garrett, her face does not glow like the face of an angel from the slime, but rather like the glow of algae beneath the ocean waves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

349 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (IXlsO)

Are you having a stroke?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Wy1BU)

350 Let's see, there was the one time Sanchez gave up a 3 run dinger to Moreland in game 3 of the 2010 series, I couldn't maintain after that. But, every other time, she was successful, IYKWIM.

She has less going on upstairs than a one story house, as Mama Brown used to say. She's perfect for Joe, though. No chance she'll outshine that idiot!

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (fs1hN)

351 I will stick to my initial theory, that Russia has nothing but time and would be content to drag this on for 20 years.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (py2fD)

352 346 Oh wow, I had that Bill Clinton sock on for way too long. Now I need some Penicillin
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

Um....
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

Late stage Syphilis, man...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

353 But, per ace, unlike garrett, her face does not glow like the face of an angel from the slime, but rather like the glow of algae beneath the ocean waves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

Kumswala "Seaweed" Harris.

Got a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

354 FAFO
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Fleuve Above Flow Out??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Vwz3I)

355 Four hours until I can go home. Inch by inch I draw closer to freedom.

(Is this me today, or me at age 9 in fourth grade? Does it matter?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023

***
No, wait! Only *three* hours! Why, it's like it's already almost here!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (J2vNu)

356 Putin was doing just fine pursuing his standard hybrid warfare tactics to take Donbass - he was splitting NATO, and Biden even said a limited Russian incursion into Donbass would be acceptable.

Instead, he rolled the dice, went for broke, and failed.

Very inconsistent with Putin's rather cautious policies over the last twenty years, and also inconsistent with the rather cautious way he's conducted the war since then.

I think that a major contributing factor was Putin's Covid isolation - anyone wanting to see him had to quarantine for two weeks, which limited the chance for someone to go into Putin's office, close the door, and say "Vladimir Vladimirovich, you are about to make a mistake."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (2tUFv)

This is what I've said all along. If Putin had just announced the "independence" of the Donbass "republics," moved Russian troops in to take a defensive position, and dared Ukraine and the West to do anything about it, they wouldn't have. Offense is tougher than defense, and Putin could have turned the rhetoric of self-determination against them. Like you said, he gambled more than he needed to.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (bhRsz)

357
Are you having a stroke?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Wy1BU)

Would he know if he was?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Remember when Kamala went to the DMZ in SK and asked the military guys if they saw the pictures from the Webb telescope? Same visit she said we share a special relationship with North Korea.

Posted by: wodun at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (YRips)

359 -
What the hell is keto spaghetti?

---

It's when you are enjoying an Italian meal and are attacked by a little yellow BASTARD!

Posted by: Inspector Jacques Clouseau at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (SchQD)

360 She's a midwit,

you mean nitwit

Posted by: free tibet at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (iNp3L)

361 ***
Whatever happened to Valerie Perrine, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

I have a couple of fond memories of her.

Posted by: NL at April 27, 2023 02:22 PM (eGTCV)

362 Kumswala "Seaweed" Harris.

Got a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

'Witchlight'.

Nah, that makes her sound more cool than the dirty whore she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

363 And Nat King Cole. They say it comes in threes.....

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 02:22 PM (py2fD)

364 Are you having a stroke?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Wy1BU)

Would he know if he was?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Toast?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

365 OT: NC super legislature seems to be wasting no time in MAGAing up their laws, passing school choice, beefing up gun rights and working in their own version of an anti-groomer bill

Robinson also announced his run for governor

Make North Carolina Florida again!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (9B36u)

366
The bunny hopped out of it's hole in Plains, Ga. today and saw it's shadow.

Six more weeks of Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Auspex at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

367
Toast?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

I like tacos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Harris always reads like a book report by a third grader who read the back cover and the first four pages and then *possibly* got a name or two off of one page in the middle.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023

***
And the book report has to be three pages, and she only has two pages' worth of stuff to say. So she stretches it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

369 Quick! Whip out the expert.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (mOgx6)

370 I like tacos.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Hmmm, burritos sound good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

371 Anyone who'd tell him that would be drinking a nice Polonium Tea.

It is an open question whether after twenty years, there is anyone left close to Putin willing to contradict him.

That being said, private expressions of dissent would probably be tolerated from a handful of people who have been close to Putin for years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)

372 He laughed dismissively over and over again in Ryan's stupid cvck face and Ryan cvcked out to him repeatedly.
____

Still goin' strong!

Posted by: Paul "Cuck" Ryan - Fox News at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

373 I’ve had keto mac and cheese, made of lupin flour

Deeeeeeelish

Y’all carb eaters can choke on a cannoli

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (9B36u)

374
She's a midwit,

you mean nitwit

Posted by: free tibet at April 27, 2023 02:21 PM

Either way, lousey.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (enJYY)

375 And the book report has to be three pages, and she only has two pages' worth of stuff to say. So she stretches it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

"I liked it very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. Thank you."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

376 Hmmm, burritos sound good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

I help where I can.

And your hash makes us seem almost related!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Why no talk about Moslems, h8ers?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (mOgx6)

378 I’ve had keto mac and cheese, made of lupin flour

Deeeeeeelish

Y’all carb eaters can choke on a cannoli
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at April 27, 2023

***
Wolf flour? There is such a thing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (J2vNu)

379 The bunny hopped out of it's hole in Plains, Ga. today and saw it's shadow.

Six more weeks of Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Auspex at April 27, 2023 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

Dang, that adrenochrome must be some powerful sh*t.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (bhRsz)

380 Like you said, he gambled more than he needed to.

Compare and contrast the Ukraine War to how Putin took over Crimea, which was a masterpiece of hybrid warfare.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (2tUFv)

381 And the book report has to be three pages, and she only has two pages' worth of stuff to say. So she stretches it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
--------

The hand-waving is for distraction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (e8qft)

382 Kamala
French Accent

https://tinyurl.com/uzm8t87w

rucking fetard

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (BRHaw)

383 Y’all carb eaters can choke on a cannoli
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (9B36u)

Mmmm, cannoli.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (DRSnL)

384 Won't happen because in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard anyway.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM

We prefer to think of it as maximum entropy.

Posted by: The Laws of Thermodynamics at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

385 Don't laugh too hard.
Kamala is the choice of the Ruling Kalorama Junta to succeed Papa Joe after the DNC does their 'magic' in the next Presidential 'election'. Joe will 'win' and then pass the baton to Kamala on a pre approved Junta schedule.

The incompetence of the POTUS 'winner' is integral feature of the Kalorama Kink.

Kamala will not be elected per se, nor will her successor nor will xe or xer successor.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (0JErC)

386 So is Michelle’s mom still in the White House too?
If so, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (mOgx6)

387 ***
Wolf flour? There is such a thing?

*******

Where wolf? There wolf?

There castle

Posted by: Eye Gore at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (9B36u)

388 -
I’ve had keto mac and cheese, made of lupin flour

Deeeeeeelish

Y’all carb eaters can choke on a cannoli
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger -
---

I have you NOW, Dennis Moore!

Posted by: Inspector Jacques Clouseau at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (SchQD)

389
"I liked it very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. Thank you."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

It was a book. I read this book as I was instructed to read a book. This book had words. Lots of words. The words in the book were arranged. They were arranged in a way that the book could be read by looking at each word as they formed a sentence. Each sentence made of words, words inside the book, made thoughts. These thoughts were from the words inside the book that make me picture the thoughts in my head. Just words.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Gayle King would’ve been a better choice for the paste eater. Equally dumb but able to follow instruction and read a prompter. The GOPe equivalent being Dana Perino.

Those dumb, doll eyes.

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 27, 2023 02:28 PM (FM5Yy)

391 Can you think of any other One Hit Wonder that dined out for a lifetime on his one hit? I am stumped on this one.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (D8mow)

***

Stevie Greenberg, Funkytown. I've known him since I was about 14. He hasn't really worked since the late 70's

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 27, 2023 02:28 PM (flINI)

392 The Susan Rice departure signals something that the media wont talk about

it's split amongst the cabal

Obama just lost out to the Kagans

they are now runnng the whole show

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 02:28 PM (us2H3)

393 Pretty sure even the Kama Sutra couldn't position Kummala for success...

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (o0Fxd)

394 371 It is an open question whether after twenty years, there is anyone left close to Putin willing to contradict him.

That being said, private expressions of dissent would probably be tolerated from a handful of people who have been close to Putin for years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)

I do wonder.

When your rep is based heavily on being a ruthless, stone-cold killer, how many people can you _not_ kill before people stop having a healthy fear of you?

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (UnA8+)

395 Gayle King would’ve been a better choice for the paste eater. Equally dumb but able to follow instruction and read a prompter. The GOPe equivalent being Dana Perino.

I don't think Dana is dumb. She's just a Bush pom-pom girl

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

396
https://tinyurl.com/uzm8t87w

rucking fetard
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 02:26 PM (BRHaw)

https://youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

397 333 Harry Belafonte died...
-----------
Holy shit!

Tucker Carlson just got "fired"!!

Where's Ace on this?!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM

YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU HEAR THIS, BUT DON LEMON WAS ALSO TERMINATED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (S5baA)

398 There is no way in hell that Kamala Harris passed the bar exam.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:30 PM (lf83v)

399 Remember, if you think the Ukraine War will end in a negotiated settlement, you are a traitor.
Posted by: Traditional Republicanism! at April 27, 2023 01:55 PM (2tUFv)

The Finns put up a courageous fight against the Soviets (Russians) in The Winter War (1939-40), fielding extraordinary soldiers like Simo Hayha and inflicting enormous casualties on the invaders, but the Finns were forced to the table and made to cede land. I don't think Ukraine will even retain that much.

Thanks to leaks, we know the casualty ratios the Pentagon is pushing are lies. The Ukrainians are being bled white. The only reason Putin might allow Ukraine to continue to exist is the expensive prospect of a perpetual guerilla war.

The Biden Administration knows all this yet discourages the Ukrainians from seeking a negotiated peace. Not seeking a negotiated peace when the ground war is clearly lost makes no sense. What are these people thinking? What are they after? What's all of this carnage really about?

Posted by: troyriser at April 27, 2023 02:30 PM (7Cx1V)

400 395 I don't think Dana is dumb. She's just a Bush pom-pom girl
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

And Dogpilled.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:30 PM (UnA8+)

401 334 302
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

No country is doing fine. Essentially all countries you mentioned are lying to their people and lying to the outside world. The US essentially has blown up its economic weapon and this precipitated an economic recession if not depression in the US, the Russians have been stripped naked of their supposed great military might and face the problems that any rentier state would plus now has enhanced an enemy coalition against them (Poland and others for example). That aint a win. China faces a demographic collapse and even buying Joe Biden is not heading off multi nationals leaving Xi's increasingly xenophobic turn. No trade and you rule a much poorer China and a fastly aging population burdened with 3xGDP debt.

Wars are inherently wasteful and mainly to assuage leader's egos rather than actual gains nowadays.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (z1H1U)

402 111 RIP Dick Groat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM

Dick Gozinya lives!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM

Hoist a Dickins Cider in his memory.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2023 01:45 PM (Wnv9h)

---

Nearly 300 posts later and nothing? No? Nothing?

It's like I don't know this place anymore.

Posted by: Dick Trickle at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (wzAuc)

403 GDP growth is way down, and the stock market is rallying hard. They're really hoping the Fed stops interest rate hikes, aren't they?

Posted by: Money Moron at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (S5baA)

404 390 Gayle King would’ve been a better choice for the paste eater. Equally dumb but able to follow instruction and read a prompter. The GOPe equivalent being Dana Perino.

a King cannot be VP

Buchanan already tried this, Rufus

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (us2H3)

405 What's all of this carnage really about?

Money and bribes.

To us.

Posted by: The Deep State! at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (2tUFv)

406 Xi and Putin see the US as the fading decadent empire it is. They are looking decades ahead. We are squandering past glory.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (kbqvM)

407 It is an open question whether after twenty years, there is anyone left close to Putin willing to contradict him.

That being said, private expressions of dissent would probably be tolerated from a handful of people who have been close to Putin for years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)

Even Stalin had a close circle who somehow survived the purges. Most of them lived into the 1980's---Molotov, Mikoyan, Kaganovich

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)

408 When are we getting the Hunter Biden Cucks Anthony Blinken Thread?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (fjf8M)

409 392 Obama just lost out to the Kagans

they are now runnng the whole show
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 02:28 PM (us2H3)

=========

The Kagans? Is Elena Kagan part of some major faction within the Democrat Party and I've just missed it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

410 I don't think Dana is dumb. She's just a Bush pom-pom girl
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)
*
And Dogpilled.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023

***
And her name makes me think of the girl who was on Diff'rent Strokes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

411 18-1

The Chinese military that faced off with the Un Forces in Korea was stunned by our eventual defense. They had strategic, operational, and tactical surprise, and backed up the 8th Army in the fastest retreat in the 20th Century.

Then the US, and other UN forces, ground their armies to dust.

Until those in power then in China were out of power, China was very, very careful to not piss off the West.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (u82oZ)

412 Know any bookies that takes bets on when and if on an elite person's death?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (jBfho)

413 MacArthur took a crushed Imperial Japan, and made them our best ally. Yet historians pretend he was a war mongering, preening baffoon.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (nnp+f)

414 401 Wars are inherently wasteful and mainly to assuage leader's egos rather than actual gains nowadays.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (z1H1U)

Honestly, it kind of seems like China (and to a lesser extent Russia) is attempting to convince as much as the world as possible to launch a joint attack on the US.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 02:32 PM (UnA8+)

415 392 The Susan Rice departure signals something that the media wont talk about

it's split amongst the cabal

Obama just lost out to the Kagans

they are now runnng the whole show
Posted by: REDACTED
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If that is true, it is a true OH SHIT! moment. Nuland and her hubbie are crazed warmongers and leave death everywhere they go.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (z1H1U)

416 Even Stalin had a close circle who somehow survived the purges. Most of them lived into the 1980's---Molotov, Mikoyan, Kaganovich
----------------
They all drove Rolls Royce's as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (D8mow)

417 Noodus tabula not-so-rasa

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

418 Even Stalin had a close circle who somehow survived the purges. Most of them lived into the 1980's---Molotov, Mikoyan, Kaganovich
----------------
They all drove Rolls Royce's as well.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:33 PM (D8mow)

I've read Stalin was a Packard man

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

419 The Kagans? Is Elena Kagan part of some major faction within the Democrat Party and I've just missed it?
________

Let's scrutinize her gifts and social activities like they have for Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (lf83v)

420 YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU HEAR THIS, BUT DON LEMON WAS ALSO TERMINATED.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
-----------
OMG!

I've gotta watch some Jerry Springer to calm down!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (Vwz3I)

421 Speaking of Stalin, my pop had a buddy who was a dead-ringer for him. He was Armenian

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

422 GDP growth is way down, and the stock market is rallying hard. They're really hoping the Fed stops interest rate hikes, aren't they?
Posted by: Money Moron at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (S5baA)

The housing market has tanked. Looking like 08 over again.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 02:35 PM (kbqvM)

423 China is imploding and Xi is looking to be Mao and restart the cultural revolution as a big deadly distraction.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 02:36 PM (nnp+f)

424 I've gotta watch some Jerry Springer to calm down!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (Vwz3I)

--

At least I still have Dick Groat in my fantasy baseball rotation.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (wzAuc)

425 If you put Kamalas word salads in haiku format they are somewhat more pleasant. Still a jumbled mess though.

Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (cUYo/)

426 411 18-1

The Chinese military that faced off with the Un Forces in Korea was stunned by our eventual defense. They had strategic, operational, and tactical surprise, and backed up the 8th Army in the fastest retreat in the 20th Century.

Then the US, and other UN forces, ground their armies to dust.

Until those in power then in China were out of power, China was very, very careful to not piss off the West.
----------------
I had a Korean doctor who was a ROK Medic during the war. We got to talking and he said 'you cannot underestimate the strength of the US. For seven days I watched convoys of trucks carrying ammunition north, day and night. Never ending.'

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (D8mow)

427 BREAKING: Authorities To Release Nashville Shooter’s Manifesto: Report

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (RovqD)

428 413 MacArthur took a crushed Imperial Japan, and made them our best ally. Yet historians pretend he was a war mongering, preening baffoon.
Posted by: Regular joe
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MacArthur was a very complicated person comparable to Patton. You see similar opinion by the Brits about Montgomery. Bull Halsey is a similar character for the US Navy.

Nimitz, on the other hand, was down to earth and had no large public persona as did Omar Bradley.
Ike, was, well Ike--someone both shrewd politically, and capable of holding their tongue in public. But just like MacArthur, Patton, and Montgomery, you can find errors costing Americans battles and lives from Ike, Omar, and Nimitz--they just were not covered as much and they got far more right than wrong.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (z1H1U)

429 422 what do you think Biden's new Deadbeat Mortgage Subsidy is about?

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 02:37 PM (nnp+f)

430 408. Garrett, please tell me this is a joke.

Posted by: LadyS at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (VGiJY)

431 Honestly, it kind of seems like China (and to a lesser extent Russia) is attempting to convince as much as the world as possible to launch a joint attack on the US.
Posted by: XTC

To be fair, so is the Biden Junta. It is as if they had a death wish for Americans here and abroad.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (z1H1U)

432 Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 02:31 PM (z1H1U)

China had massive demographic problems before the war. It is, though, infinitely better positioned economically now. The exodus of multinationals was just a matter of time. I'm not a China triumphalist but it is far better off now as far as its currency and foreign policy position than before the war. If I were paranoid enough, that might be a feature and not a bug for the WEF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (KSNKu)

433 whig

Well said.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:39 PM (u82oZ)

434 A motive for the massacre carried out by the transgender shooter remains unknown.

Did he/she ever exclaim "alleh akbar," the magic words that removes all motives, at any time ?

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (RovqD)

435 Harris is likely to face more scrutiny than ever in the 2024 campaign given the president's age.

What scrutiny? She's an incumbent D and checks the racist / sexist boxes. No scrutiny to be had; there's nothing beyond those three criteria to scrutinize. These things only matter to the GOPe punditry, who have no other imagination.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 27, 2023 02:40 PM (WbhNr)

436 Stalin folded after Barbarossa. It took Frankie bring him back from the brink.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 02:41 PM (kbqvM)

437 It is horrible when Susan Rice's exodus is a BAD thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 02:42 PM (KSNKu)

438 Next Kamala will explain the 2nd law of thermodynamics as it relates to an erect penis.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 02:43 PM (KVGVf)

439 whig

Our action are aligning the world against the US Government as it stands today. Add to that the US public does not support the US Governmental actions.

Who would trust the US with secrets?
Who would trust the US with money?
Why would anyone trust the US Intel agencies to protect Americans?
Who would trust the US as an ally? Not Germany, for sure.

No one with a brain trusts the US to do anything by make messes with watercolors. And all those Intel agencies in other countries know this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:45 PM (u82oZ)

440 MacArthur took a crushed Imperial Japan, and made them our best ally. Yet historians pretend he was a war mongering, preening baffoon.
Posted by: Regular joe

He spoke fire, thunder, blood, and guts but, generally, he more followed Nathan Bedford Forrest's dictum to hit them where they ain't. He isolated, outflanked, and bypassed his way up New Guinea and, of course, at Inchon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)

441 Dr. Bone

She must have a peristaltic mouth, and need to be checked for throat cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:47 PM (u82oZ)

442 Kamala seems to think she's always channeling her inner Maya Angelou.

--------

Or inner Caillou.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (AbL8c)

443 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

MacArthur's biggest failing was his smothering of subordinates. It was all about him.

Compare and contrast with the deft leadership of Nimitz, who got the best out of Spruance, and something less out of Halsey.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:49 PM (u82oZ)

444 431 Honestly, it kind of seems like China (and to a lesser extent Russia) is attempting to convince as much as the world as possible to launch a joint attack on the US.
Posted by: XTC

It's almost like RUS and CHN keep telling the US to stop being such a vindictice cvnt because you can't win the fight. And keep escalating in sequence with US insanity.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 27, 2023 02:51 PM (r97SN)

445 Willowed. Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 02:52 PM (u82oZ)

446 Of course the Kackler likes talking about space. She's a space cadet brain wise. And Slow Joe can't dump a Black Woman without 72% or more of his voter base going bat dung crazy. So he's stuck with her. Bad choice Joe--Bad Choice! He found the only political figure in the United States dumber than he is.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (cB7nX)

447 Is it possible to have two of the Dumbest people serving as president and VP in the same administration?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 03:07 PM (d2bW3)

448 Is it possible to have two of the Dumbest people serving as president and VP in the same administration?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Yes definitely

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at April 27, 2023 03:28 PM (Pnbfv)

449 I've noticed - most of her gaffs are about time. She starts rambling on about it, getting lost in her own maze of thoughts.

I think it is former psychedelics use.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 27, 2023 05:10 PM (+DS2f)

450 440 MacArthur took a crushed Imperial Japan, and made them our best ally. Yet historians pretend he was a war mongering, preening baffoon.
Posted by: Regular joe

There was a method to his madness - threaten hell and damnation, then do what seems reasonable. He couldn't make Japan an allie without scaring the living bejesus out of them. Once they complied, they thought - this isn't so bad...

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 27, 2023 05:13 PM (+DS2f)

451 Perhaps Kamala has been aboard the mother ship and seen things that have permanently stupefied her. If so, does that mean that Full Disclosure is imminent?

Posted by: Ancient Aliens Narrator at April 27, 2023 05:15 PM (eFxeZ)

452 Nice to have proof that Indian Americans are not always smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at April 27, 2023 05:20 PM (BJgzI)

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