Fox News Is Smearing Tucker Carlson to Intimidate Him

That's a real screenshot.

The Wall Street Journal, a Murdoch publication, publishes a hit on a former Murdoch employee.

This is apparently a textbook Fox move: Fire and smear.

Several weeks ago, as Fox News lawyers prepared for a courtroom showdown with Dominion Voting Systems, they presented Tucker Carlson with what they thought was good news: They had persuaded the court to redact from a legal filing the time he called a senior Fox News executive the c-word, according to people familiar with the matter.
Mr. Carlson, Fox News's most-watched prime-time host, wasn't impressed. He told his colleagues that he wanted the world to know what he had said about the executive in a private message, the people said. Mr. Carlson said comments he made about former President Donald Trump--"I hate him passionately"--that were in the court documents were said during a momentary spasm of anger, while his dislike of this executive was deep and enduring.

Ethan Van Sciver has an interesting point: He says that Gina Carano wasn't canceled when she was fired. Firings happen all the time. She was canceled, he says, when Disney fabricated a charge that she was anti-Jewish (because she said the Nazis dehumanized people before they moved on to worse things) on her way out the door, salting the earth around her feet and attempting to make sure that no one else would hire her.

Fox News seems to be following the Disney example. They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere.

By the way, Tucker Carlson never met Abby Grossberg. Her own lawyers confirm that. He lives in Florida and never comes to New York, where she works. This "hostile work environment" concerns his staffers who work in New York and are actually under the direct management and supervision of... Fox News's New York executives.

One of the things she claims created a "hostile work environment" was a bad picture of Nancy Pelosi which the staffers had printed out and put on a wall. This triggered her, so you know you can completely trust her judgments as to what does and does not make for a "hostile work environment."

She also claims the staffers -- not Tucker Carlson himself -- made "antisemitic" comments.

I think she's naming Tucker Carlson just because it will get more press and put more pressure on Fox News to settle.

This smear was leaked to Noted Conservative Standard-Bearer, the New York Times.

Tucker Carlson is facing a lawsuit from his former head of booking, Abby Grossberg, who says she was subjected to a hostile and discriminatory work environment.
Ms. Grossberg, who was fired by Fox News shortly after she filed two lawsuits against the company in March, joined Mr. Carlson's team in 2022 after several years as a senior producer for Maria Bartiromo, another Fox host.
Ms. Grossberg said in the lawsuit naming Mr. Carlson that male producers regularly used vulgarities to describe women and frequently made antisemitic jokes.

Oh dear, not vulgarities used to describe women!

I'll wait for details on this one, but I'm currently observing a world in which stating the true fact that George Soros funds the Soros Prosecutors is claimed by media fact-checkers funded by George Soros to be an "antisemitic trope" because it encourages people to think that Jews control the world. As opposed to evil foreign criminal billionaire masterminds who once "broke England" by shorting the British pound.

But you can't say that George Soros donates huge sums of money to Democrat and/or Communists because it's a "trope."

On to the c-word smear.

who did Tucker Carlson call the c-word?

Well, Megyn Kelly is pretty sure Tucker called Irena Briganti a c-word.

Who, Megyn Kelly says, and has said before, actually is a c-word, and made her own exit from Fox a poisonous ordeal as well.

Megyn Kelly pointed a figurative finger on national television at Irena Briganti, a Fox News flack who Kelly said "is known for her vindictiveness," including against individuals who have accused men at Fox of sexual harassment. On Monday, she slammed Briganti on NBC's Megyn Kelly Today, after calling out Bill O'Reilly for claiming that no one had ever complained about him to the network.
Briganti is infamous within media circles, but not among the general public. Who is the powerful woman at Fox News who Kelly describes as an enabler of harassment at the network?
According to her bio page on Fox News's media relations site, Briganti is the executive vice president of corporate communications for Fox News and Fox Business Network, a role she took on in September 2013....
That seems to include Briganti going after the media as well as employees when they disparage Fox News, alleges Kelly.
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Those unfriendly roadblocks have apparently included Briganti, who Kelly said "is known for her vindictiveness. To this day, she pushes negative articles on certain Ailes accusers, like the one you are looking at right now." The lawyer Doug Wigdor and former Fox News anchor Juliet Huddy, one of the women who has accused O'Reilly of harassment, also came on Kelly's show and criticized Briganti for allegedly leaking the identity of another accuser to the National Enquirer.
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Kelly is not the first to use the word vindictive in describing Briganti. A 2008 Gawker post titled "Irena Briganti, the Most Vindictive Flack in the Media World" has Hamilton Nolan describing her as "the face of Fox's feared, vengeful media relations operation," and "the female alter ego and mouthpiece of Fox boss Roger Ailes."
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Nolan followed up his first post with a slew of stories--anonymous emails describing Briganti as "she-devil," "hatchet woman," "crazier than a bitch on crack."
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"Several Fox women told me that one of the reasons they did not speak up about sexual harassment in the past was that they were terrified Briganti would find out and smear them in the press," he wrote for New York magazine last year, in an article about Ailes negotiating his exit...

Apparently Irena Briganti's big move is to leak damaging smears to a friendly reporter, and then have that reporter quote her as saying, "Fox News does not comment on personnel files."

She is hated and reviled for her use of personnel files to intimidate and punish Fox News producers and hosts:

Briganti leads Fox's infamous "media relations" department that has functioned as one of Ailes's primary tools of control. Fox anchors and producers live in fear of crossing Briganti, who is known for leaking damaging personal stories about Fox employees to journalists.

So the best theory is that Irina Briganti released that personnel file dirt that Carlson had called a female executive a "c**t." Fox News hid which executive he called that, claiming they wanted to protect the woman so-slurred.

Tucker declared, "I want people to know who I called that."

Everyone in media, including the leftists who hate Fox, understand perfectly well that she is a "c*nt." Fox News didn't hide that information to protect an executive; they buried that fact to make things look bad for Tucker.

Because if the story were "Tucker called Irina Briganti a c*nt," everyone would say, "Well that's fair, innit?"

So they're trying to pretend he called some other, less vicious executive a "c**t."

Your honor, let the record reflect that Irena Briganti is, legally, a c**t.

I mean: Just look at her.

L to R: A c**t, and also a c**t

Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. Gawker says that's one of them. Somehow she's managed to keep herself a secret while smearing everyone else.

Briganti is said to deliberately cultivate a climate of fear. She doesn't tell anchors or commentators what they're not allowed to say or do. She keeps this secret, so that people have to guess what the Forbidden Phrases are. This she does, perhaps, so that people are so afraid to say one of the secretly unsayable things or do the undoable things that they avoid saying or doing other possibly controversial things, too.

But people at Fox walk around in constant fear that they're going to be fired for a violation they didn't know was a crime.

I speculate that Fox keeps its Secretly Unsayable Things list secret not just to inculcate a general feeling of insecurity, fear, and paranoia, but because Fox News doesn't want it to ever leak that they have official, written policies against promoting actual conservative ideas and complaints.

Fox is worried. They are brave-facing this and saying "We lost O'Reilly too, and came back stronger than ever" -- with Tucker Carlson, of course -- and saying that the network is the star, not the actual people on camera.

But in the actual C-suites at Fox, they're secretly panicking that This Time It's Different.

How many times can Fox News announce to its conservative audience that they're actually liberals or liberal-leaning neocons at best and expect to keep them?

Not only did Tucker bring in huge ratings, but he also brought in young viewers. He had huge ratings among younger viewers (the coveted "demo" of viewers aged 25-54, which doesn't sound so young, but this isn't my business).

Fox can barely draw anyone under 60.

And now? Are the younger viewers who tuned into Fox for Tucker showing up for his replacements?

Nope!

Fox just got beaten in the demo by CNN and MSNBC in the 8 o'clock hour.

As Megyn Kelly and that article linked above alludes to, Fox has personnel files -- kompromat as Chuck Todd would say -- that they collect on every employee and everyone is aware that Fox will release this kompromat to bully you.

Fox News is leaking dirt about Tucker to scare him. Tucker is going to sue them for breach of contract and force them to pay him his $20 mil per year, x2 because he has two years left on his contract, and he's also going to compete with them, probably setting up his own podcast/interview network that he'll charge $12 a month for -- and people subscribing will economize by cancelling Fox Nation, and maybe just cancelling cable, as well.

Plus Tucker has his own dirt to share about Fox, as he started hinting at in his brief message last night.

So Fox is attempting to scare him into not suing, and to agree to just stay off the air for two years and accept his salary, being paid not to be on TV.

That's Fox's goal -- just pay Tucker his salary, while denying him the ability to actually communicate with his audience.

Fox is claiming he wasn't even fired, so he can't leave -- they're saying he wasn't fired, his job has just evolved into a non-broadcasting position.

Prepping the battlespace for 2024, eh?

Fox is also floating the idea that the firing of Tucker was righteous because of the Dominion settlement. Well that's wrong, because Tucker didn't push the Dominion claims and in fact angered Fox viewers by saying during his show that he had repeatedly asked Sydney Powell to provide evidence of "The Kraken" and she had repeatedly refused or failed to do so.

And also, word is, Dominion wasn't settled because of Tucker's emails. Those were already out there and discovered.

Fox News, one very plausible theory goes, was settled because they didn't want Rupert Murdoch and top executives to take the stand, because Dominion would have attempted to read their emails into the record, in which they state in no uncertain terms how much they absolutely LOATHE the populist base, the real conservatives.

They don't mind the Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan corporate favor-banking types -- those people are just soulless moneygrubbers, just as Rupert Murdoch and his senior executives are -- but they absolutely hate the actual conservative base, who they routinely malign as crude, evil, and intellectually stunted. Making money they understand; believing in God or natural rights that the state and corporations cannot steal from you strikes them as Voodoo that only crazy people believe in.

One point Megyn Kelly makes -- and this is undeniably 100% true -- is that it's not Tucker Carlson who caused the Dominion debacle.

It's Fox News' pollster/election projection caller Arnon Mishnik.

She points out that Mishnik blew the Arizona call, and then arrogantly doubled and redoubled down on it, causing big defections from Fox News, and a huge bump in competitor Newsmax's ratings.

Because Fox was in a crisis caused by its liberal, Hillary-donating polling "expert," they wound up overcompensating and pushing the Dominion/Kraken story -- just to mend fences with viewers.

And that is what caused the Dominion settlement. Fox News attempting to reverse the damage that Arnon Mishnik did with his Arizona call.

To this day, Fox News maintains that the Arizona call was the correct call to make, even though no one else (except the egregious AP) was willing to call a razor-thin race until the actual ballots had been counted.

As far as a replacement:

The most likely replacement -- or attempted replacement -- is Laura Ingraham. They will bring in one of Fox's fill-in hosts to take over Laura Ingraham's show. They know that Hannity is a spent force, out of gas and aging fast, and is mostly just watched because he's on after Tucker, and cannot carry the 8pm show.

Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?

Good evening pic.twitter.com/SPrsYKWKCE
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 27, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 First.

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2023 12:00 PM (VpZau)

2 So, you liked the movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

3 They're evil. Being weasels is what they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 12:01 PM (N1tpc)

4 Fox News Is Smearing Tucker Carlson to Intimidate Him
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BREAKING!
Water is wet! Details at 11!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2023 12:02 PM (YIVH2)

5 I hope they got a lot of those "Other" responses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 12:03 PM (DRSnL)

6 Things that make you go hmmmmmm......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:03 PM (ncXxy)

7 Man, when Ace is girthy, the man is girthy!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:04 PM (AW0uW)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Nood duties performed

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (FNXc0)

10 Why is Shepard Smith hugging a water buffalo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

11 9 Nood duties performed
Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (FNXc0)

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Dude...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

12 "L to R: A c**t, and also a c**t "

Cruel Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2023 12:06 PM (VpZau)

13 Conservative alternative, folks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:06 PM (zZu0s)

14 I know math is not allowed but . . .

Tucker Carlson’s video now has reached about 3 times the audience of the Academy Awards

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (FVME7)

15 I actually had to mirror___ flip that Briganti-shep photo to make the L to R joke read right.

So that's some Value Added for you guys. I used a photoshop like tool and everything.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (iHBZj)

16 Well, Megyn Kelly is pretty sure Tucker called Irena Briganti a c-word.

I'm pretty sure I've called Megyn Kelly the c-word...does that mean I can't work for Fox or Daily Wire?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (6ErWT)

17 “ The Politics of Personal Destruction”. We live in a Tabloid World now, and the large majority of the people eat it up.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (PCK5/)

18 So Tucker said Pussy! His career is over.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (Fbj1q)

19 15 I actually had to mirror___ flip that Briganti-shep photo to make the L to R joke read right.

So that's some Value Added for you guys. I used a photoshop like tool and everything.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (iHBZj)

He's a wizard to command such forces!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

20 The whole thing looks like a couple episodes of HBO Max's "Succession."

Murdoch is Logan.

Only juicier.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (KiBMU)

21 15 So that's some Value Added for you guys. I used a photoshop like tool and everything.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (iHBZj)

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I don't know if Microsoft Paint can be called "photoshop like", but we appreciate the effort!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

22 Wow, what happened to Meagain Kelly? She left FNC because of Trump, was let go at NBC for saying woke Halloween costumes were stupid, and now she's back in the good graces?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (9yUzE)

23 I actually had to mirror___ flip that Briganti-shep photo to make the L to R joke read right.

So that's some Value Added for you guys. I used a photoshop like tool and everything.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (iHBZj)

You get a shirt!

Posted by: Paul Anka at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (AW0uW)

24 I'm pretty sure I've called Megyn Kelly the c-word...does that mean I can't work for Fox or Daily Wire?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:08 PM (6ErWT)

A c-word who had a nice set of legs and was coldly pretty.

A while ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

25 Remember when Fox called Arizona on election night?

The first of the networks to get the ball rolling for Biden? While saying Florida, NC, and Texas (f*cking TEXAS) were too close to call at the end of the night?

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (b7MtP)

26 DJT just gave his election rationale: enough fighting over cultural stuff let's fix things.

“They want their country back. It’s simple,” Trump said. “They want their country back. Their country has been taken away from them. On top of it, whenever something happens, they get accused of the worst things. All they want is common sense. You know what it’s about? We can all say we’re conservative or this or that, but it’s really about common sense. We need borders. We need good schools. We want low prices. We don’t want inflation. We want a strong military. We want no regulations or as little as possible. You know, it’s common sense—most of it. They want that back.”

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (cQOr4)

27 I think a lot of people who still watch Fox believe that they made a mistake in '20, but are still fundamentally conservative. I think this latest fiasco, though (and it's far from over) is going to drop a lot of eye-affixed scales.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (eOEVl)

28 .>>He's a wizard to command such forces!

lol

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (iHBZj)

29 19 15 I actually had to mirror___ flip that Briganti-shep photo to make the L to R joke read right.

So that's some Value Added for you guys. I used a photoshop like tool and everything.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:07 PM (iHBZj)

He's a wizard to command such forces!
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Skillz and Gainz all in one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (Fbj1q)

30 Is it ok to say "The NYT... it's cunts and faggots all the way down."? Because if it isn't ok, I won't say it.

Posted by: The Turtles of Hope County, Montana at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (J8YFV)

31 Oh, is that Shep Smith on the right? It's been so long since I've seen that particular c**t, I'd forgotten what he looks like. Their faces all run together after a while.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (bhRsz)

32 Watters will take Carlsons former slot.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (kbqvM)

33 created a "hostile work environment" was a bad picture of Nancy Pelosi which the staffers had printed out and put on a wall.

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Objection! Assumes there is a good picture of Nancy Pelosi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (FVME7)

34 I don't really think of Tucker Carlson as someone who's easily intimidated. I also don't think of him as someone who makes anti semitic remarks, but I suppose Fox is going to do what Fox will do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Keyt1)

35 Is it ok to say "The NYT... it's cunts and faggots all the way down."? Because if it isn't ok, I won't say it.

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Turdles all the way down.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (b7MtP)

36 Holy crap! Judging by that photo of the two cunts, it seems the camera adds 25lbs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (KVGVf)

37 The media is losing its monopoly on the what the NEWS is, and like heroin addicts, they don't like the withdrawal symptoms.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (CecP5)

38 >>>32 Watters will take Carlsons former slot.

or Watters will go to 10, with Laura in at 8.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (iHBZj)

39 Wow, what happened to Meagain Kelly? She left FNC because of Trump, was let go at NBC for saying woke Halloween costumes were stupid, and now she's back in the good graces?

I doubt she'll ever be back in our good graces, but she's doing the things are free agent can do, and that's quite effective in this case. She knows about Fox.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

40 Fox News seems to be following the Disney example. They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can ever secure work elsewhere.
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Of course, and it makes a lot of sense to do that to someone like Carlson. There are several possible reasons for it:
1. They want to destroy him because he is not of the body
2. There is personal resentment against him because of his popularity, or his opinions, or his treatment of orders, or whatever
3. He is incredibly valuable and they're taking the position of "we don't have him and nobody else is ever going to get him." He's a potential competitor now, so taking him out is a decent business move.

Whatever. Many possible reasons. None of this is suprrising.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

41 They don't mind the Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan corporate favor-banking types -- those people are just soulless moneygrubbers, just as Rupert Murdoch and his senior executives are -- but they absolutely hate the actual conservative base, who they routinely malign as crude, evil, and intellectually stunted. Making money they understand; believing in God or natural rights that the state and corporations cannot steal from you strikes them as Voodoo that only crazy people believe in.
Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

More and more, as I get on the older side of 29, I'm seeing the wisdom recorded in the Bible playing out in real time.

"The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil"....

And we have all kinds of evil from these moneygrubbers to illustrate it.

(Also, ironically, they're losing money because they DON'T understand things that are more important than money, but that's covered in the Psalms...)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (N1tpc)

42 Wow...they're all mean girls.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (AwYPR)

43 A c-word who had a nice set of legs and was coldly pretty.
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Spanking is necessary to release the hawt beast.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (Fbj1q)

44 I really am wondering at the anti-semitic remarks. I am betting ace is right and it is Soros related. NOT dropping random Jewish slurs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

45 But in the actual c-suites at Fox, they're secretly panicking that This Time It's Different.

A c-suit? Is this a "Silence of the Lambs" thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

46 That's a BIG Cunt.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (fjf8M)

47 Objection! Assumes there is a good picture of Nancy Pelosi!

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She was still relatively young an attractive-ish back in 1993 when she was trying to codify the UN's 2030 scheme into U.S. law.

https://tinyurl.com/2cwts7mg

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (b7MtP)

48 The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television
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Peter Sztrok is available.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (fs1hN)

49 A c-word who had a nice set of legs and was coldly pretty.

I happen to like 'coldly pretty' women.

"Demurely coy, divinely cold," as the Gilbert and Sullivan lyric goes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (AW0uW)

50 Briganti leads Fox's infamous "media relations" department that has functioned as one of Ailes's primary tools of control. Fox anchors and producers live in fear of crossing Briganti, who is known for leaking damaging personal stories about Fox employees to journalists.
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Right. I wouldn't get too caught up in that this is happening to Carlson. Fox does this whenever they fire someone, and Fox is not alone in this. If they perceive any remaining value in the person, they will try to destroy that person's ability to work for anyone else or even for himself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

51 A c-word who had a nice set of legs and was coldly pretty.

Look in the dictionary under "Ice Queen".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

52 44 I really am wondering at the anti-semitic remarks. I am betting ace is right and it is Soros related. NOT dropping random Jewish slurs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

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"Soros funded Kim Gardner's campaign, and Kim Gardner is a progressive who wants to make St. Louis worse."
"That's racist. You are worse than Hitler."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

53 I thought Irena "The Gunt" Briganti was doing 20 years for loansharking and hiding cottage cheese in her gunt folds.

Pass the ritz crackers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (88eQ2)

54 36 Holy crap! Judging by that photo of the two cunts, it seems the camera adds 25lbs.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (KVGVf)

I don't see how that is possible. She and Tank already have all the pounds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (zZu0s)

55 Watters aint deep enuff to take the 8

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (us2H3)

56 39 Wow, what happened to Meagain Kelly? She left FNC because of Trump, was let go at NBC for saying woke Halloween costumes were stupid, and now she's back in the good graces?

I doubt she'll ever be back in our good graces, but she's doing the things are free agent can do, and that's quite effective in this case. She knows about Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

Oh, why not??? She’s doing all the right things now, so she should be encouraged.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (PCK5/)

57 Ingraham now reminds me of a large mouth bass. She must have gotten the same plastic lip treatment that c*nt Ronna Romney received. Hideous people.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (N5C4b)

58 The last time I checked this morning, Carlson's two minute video had over 50 million views.

Fox News is finished.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (PXVnK)

59 Fox severely miscalculated the loyalty of Tucker's audience and discounted the fact that many of them only remained as viewers because of him. He's also the only reason a lot of viewers came back after the Arizona fiasco. Look at the ratings book. Every single show is down, especially those close to 8pm. I posit, those people are never coming back.

BTW, I heard the financial game Fox was playing is that while Tucker would cost them viewers, his departure would gain advertisers. Apparently there was a very successful advertising boycott of his show- which now will end. But do you really think those left watching will be interested in those products? I don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (63An5)

60 So the movie sucked, Ace?

. I keed, I keed!

Yes, fuck Faux for their fire-and-smear nonsense. I hope Tucker's profile grows 10+ feet more after this nonsense.

Also, it appears Jerry Springer is mort. https://tinyurl.com/mpbajrex

Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

61
Full disclosure:

Murdoch just contacted me and offered my big $$$ to move the Morning Report to the 8PM Eastern slot.

I told him to get bent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (x0n13)

62 In ancient times, didn't Fox present news?

Hard to remember events from that long ago.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (qoGsy)

63 51 A c-word who had a nice set of legs and was coldly pretty.

Look in the dictionary under "Ice Queen".
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

Ohhhh. Dammit. The blonde who played whatshername in X-Men: First Class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

64 55 Watters aint deep enuff to take the 8
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:13 PM (us2H3)

If not someone new it will be Laura .She can be nasty

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (bs+z0)

65 Fox is now into the Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (3Vkwq)

66 >>>Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

Hey, how about that fat British comedian who's leaving The Late Late Show? James Corden, or Corbin, or something like that? He's not funny, or interesting, or intelligent, but he is reported to be a world-class diva, so there's that.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (bhRsz)

67 61
Full disclosure:

Murdoch just contacted me and offered my big $$$ to move the Morning Report to the 8PM Eastern slot.

I told him to get bent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (x0n13)

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Makes sense, since it sounds like you'd have to pay yourself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

68 >>Ingraham now reminds me of a large mouth bass.

She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (fjf8M)

69
"Kap'n Billy's Continuous Cruise for Cucks, True Cons and a Lower Age of Consent"

It'll be like a Love Boat for all the Big Brains!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

70
Also, it appears Jerry Springer is mort. https://tinyurl.com/mpbajrex
Posted by: Thrawn

I hope that hooker cashed his check.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (qoGsy)

71 Briganti is said to deliberately cultivate a climate of fear. She doesn't tell anchors or commentators what they're not allowed to say or do. She keeps this secret, so that people have to guess what the Forbidden Phrases are. This she does, perhaps, so that people are so afraid to say one of the secretly unsayable things or do the undoable things that they avoid saying or doing other possibly controversial things, too.
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It's a normal way of achieving rule: fear. You don't know the rules or expectations but you do know that the king can declare you as in violation at any time. You live in fear, work in fear, don't rock the boat, comply by default, self-censor, fall into line and work damned hard at all times to make sure you're in line.

It's toxic and awful, but it is pretty common, both in government and corporations. This doesn't surprise me. It would surprise me to learn that Fox is the *only* place in news doing this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

72 I don't really think of Tucker Carlson as someone who's easily intimidated. I also don't think of him as someone who makes anti semitic remarks, but I suppose Fox is going to do what Fox will do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:10 PM (Keyt1)

Fen, he was also smeared by Fox of "thinly veiled racism." So consider the source.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (kbqvM)

73 Fox will bring in Don Lemon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (soxWr)

74 DJT just gave his election rationale: enough fighting over cultural stuff let's fix things.

“They want their country back. It’s simple,” Trump said. “They want their country back. Their country has been taken away from them. On top of it, whenever something happens, they get accused of the worst things. All they want is common sense. You know what it’s about? We can all say we’re conservative or this or that, but it’s really about common sense. We need borders. We need good schools. We want low prices. We don’t want inflation. We want a strong military. We want no regulations or as little as possible. You know, it’s common sense—most of it. They want that back.”

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM

If he sticks to this kind of message he will win. If he keeps pushing the personal insults and attacks and sticks with the negative campaign stuff he will lose. desantis will probably jump in next week now that the legislature gave him the same treatment they gave charlie crist and removed the prohibition on him running while holding the governors office.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (ncXxy)

75 January Jones as Emma Frost in XMen.

https://is.gd/Yr3A2L

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (zZu0s)

76 >>> Watters aint deep enuff to take the 8

i like him, but I agree, he just doesn't have the ability, as Tucker did, to write a monologue that makes actual news

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (iHBZj)

77 Oh, why not??? She’s doing all the right things now, so she should be encouraged.

Understood, and I agree she is to be encouraged, but I'll never forget her performance at the presidential debates. She apparently thought the setting was about her, and not the candidates. I doubt she's changed.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

78 I have always considered Ingraham as an enigma. And grating.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (PCK5/)

79 Seriously, though...she (Briganti) looks like she uses Lambs as Tampons.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (fjf8M)

80 TLDR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Fox is worried. They are brave-facing this and saying "We lost O'Reilly too, and came back stronger than ever" -- with Tucker Carlson, of course -- and saying that the network is the star, not the actual people on camera.

But in the actual C-suites at Fox, they're secretly panicking that This Time It's Different.

How many times can Fox News announce to its conservative audience that they're actually liberals or liberal-leaning neocons at best and expect to keep them?
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So far? About a half dozen. Is Carlson the last straw? Time will tell. I doubt it. They'll bleed viewership, but I doubt they'll plumb the depths of cable news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

82 She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?
Posted by: garrett

Now let's just hold on a moment and not be too quick to judge.

Who among us has not enjoyed that once or twice - (Other than you)?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (qoGsy)

83 word on the street is the CEO of MY SPACE is gonna take the 8 spot

kant miss

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (us2H3)

84 >>>She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?

Oh wow, no, quite the opposite. She's had more men than you have!

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (iHBZj)

85 "Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. "

Well, thank God for that. She doesn't look like she could find a salad with a map, directions and GPS.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (63An5)

86 Fox News seems to be following the Disney example. They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can ever secure work elsewhere.

Kind of ensuring his success and making all his points, aren't they? Breathtaking genius.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (ptElO)

87 Fox just got beaten in the demo by CNN and MSNBC in the 8 o'clock hour.
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What's the trendline look like? Did CNN and MSNBC grow, or did Fox shrink? I'd prefer the latter. The former is just a reshuffling of people, but the latter is a net reduction in the cable news audience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

88 Morning.

Lo, has Fox not heard what it is the people say?

You can't cuck the Tuck.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (1Yy3c)

89 81 So far? About a half dozen. Is Carlson the last straw? Time will tell. I doubt it. They'll bleed viewership, but I doubt they'll plumb the depths of cable news.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

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Top 14 shows on cable news.

That's not just Tucker appeal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

90 77 Oh, why not??? She’s doing all the right things now, so she should be encouraged.

Understood, and I agree she is to be encouraged, but I'll never forget her performance at the presidential debates. She apparently thought the setting was about her, and not the candidates. I doubt she's changed.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

Oh yeah… narcissists gotta be narcissistic, like all politicians and media types.

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (PCK5/)

91 Mr. Carlson that male producers regularly used vulgarities to describe women
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Throw the suit out of court because we don't know what a woman is.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (W1tES)

92 Rules straight out of Red Queen meets 1984.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (mE3sO)

93 >>Oh wow, no, quite the opposite.

Really? I always thought she was a dyke...

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (fjf8M)

94 I doubt she'll ever be back in our good graces, but she's doing the things are free agent can do, and that's quite effective in this case. She knows about Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM (eOEVl)

I don't particularly care for her, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've listened to her since that whole debacle. But in a fight like this, you take whatever weapons you can get.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (bhRsz)

95 Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?
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For $20m/yr. and a three year contract, I'll take the gig. So, would a legion of bubble headed cue-card readers out there.

Posted by: tommylotto at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (6QQM8)

96 By the way, Tucker Carlson never met Abby Grossberg. Her own lawyers confirm that.

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"That's what we in the 'Hostile Workplace Environment ~~Racket~~ Biz' -- as well as MDM-MSM and Legal Profession -- refer to as 'nuanced harassment,' h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (Ga53Z)

97 Apparently there was a very successful advertising boycott of his show- which now will end.

I doubt it if nobody's watching the show.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (eOEVl)

98 Fox severely miscalculated the loyalty of Tucker's audience and discounted the fact that many of them only remained as viewers because of him.

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I don't think any of that factored in.

Blackrock upped their percentage of ownership to 15% not too long ago, and who knows what their real ownership is when you factor in what they have invested in the other companies and corporations involved.

That plus the DEI/ ESG / Tranny stuff and J6 and I'm betting Fox said "how high" when they said jump.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (b7MtP)

99 Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:15 PM (kbqvM)

I don't believe that either, but it seems like standard leftist smear tactics. I didn't watch Fox and I only saw snippets of Carlson on here or some other websites. He seems like a very bright man. He also seems like the type that probably wouldn't be calling women c---in public.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (Keyt1)

100 That's Fox's goal -- just pay Tucker his salary, while denying him the ability to actually communicate with his audience.

Fox is claiming he wasn't even fired, so he can't leave -- they're saying he wasn't fired, his job has just evolved into a non-broadcasting position.
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My guess is that this is what the lawsuit will be about.

Carlson seems to be claiming that Fox was in breach of contract, so he walked out and is entitled to his compensation under that contract.

Fox seems to be claiming that the contract is still in play, they did not violate it, Carlson is still employed under its terms, and if he quits then that's on him and they owe him nothing (or he might owe them for the breach - I'm not sure).

This is what lawsuits are for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (t0OGg)

101 "They know that Hannity is a spent force, out of gas and aging fast, and is mostly just watched because he's on after Tucker, and cannot carry the 8pm show."

I am looking forward to next week's ratings, not only to see a true picture as to the Bud Light debacle at 8pm, but the carry over factor to O'Blarnity at 9pm. I followed him for several years but stopped after he left the RC Church and dumped his family for a sweet yung thang.

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (VpZau)

102 84 >>>She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?

Oh wow, no, quite the opposite. She's had more men than you have!
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:17 PM (iHBZj)

Damn! Some high heat from ace this morning to start things off, giving garrett some chin music! This is gonna be a barnburner today!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

103 "She also claims the staffers -- not Tucker Carlson himself -- made 'antisemitic' comments."

In NYC? At a major media company? Come on now. Probably half the staffers and almost all of management are Jews. Jews control the weather but they can't stop underlings from talking bigotty shit about them? Believe it I don't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

104 I dunno. The ratings book looks like people are just shutting off Fox. I don't believe there is a single show that didn't lose audience this week.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (63An5)

105 >>>Fox seems to be claiming that the contract is still in play, they did not violate it, Carlson is still employed under its terms, and if he quits then that's on him and they owe him nothing (or he might owe them for the breach - I'm not sure).

it's not about the money, it's about sidelining him for two years.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (iHBZj)

106 Fox News, one very plausible theory goes, was settled because they didn't want Rupert Murdoch and top executives to take the stand, because Dominion would have attempted to read their emails into the record, in which they state in no uncertain terms how much they absolutely LOATHE the populist base, the real conservatives.
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Perhaps. It doesn't really matter one way or the other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (t0OGg)

107 Ya know, it's too bad Roger Ailes is dead. Maybe instead of getting the money he's owed from his contract Carlson would settle for some good ole sloppy head from Ailes.

Maybe he can still get some from whatever bastard Murdoch is in charge.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (1Yy3c)

108 95 For $20m/yr. and a three year contract, I'll take the gig. So, would a legion of bubble headed cue-card readers out there.
Posted by: tommylotto at April 27, 2023 12:18 PM (6QQM

I'd do it, but my monologue would be in Pig Latin to fool Standards and Practices.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (x0n13)

109 Fox News seems to be following the Disney example. They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can ever secure work elsewhere.

Kind of ensuring his success and making all his points, aren't they? Breathtaking genius.

Right?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)

110 Truth as a defense to defamation. "The American Heritage Dictionary defines 'cunt' at number 6 as 'An extremely unpleasant or objectionable person (in US, especially a woman; in UK or Ireland, more usually a man).' Multiple witnesses and documentation of communications from the plaintiff herself will demonstrate that she is an extremely unpleasant and objectionable person. Thus, your honor, we intend to prove to this court that the plaintiff was at all times relevant to this lawsuit, by definition, a cunt."

Posted by: It works for assholes too at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (N2NOk)

111 If he sticks to this kind of message he will win. If he keeps pushing the personal insults and attacks and sticks with the negative campaign stuff he will lose.

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I wonder which ones America will hear?

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Pure Hate at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (b7MtP)

112 Murdoch just contacted me and offered my big $$$ to move the Morning Report to the 8PM Eastern slot.

I told him to get bent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (x0n13)

I've told a lot of people "If you don't read Ace of Spades and especially the Morning Report, you haven't got a clue as to the state of the country."

Most people prefer to be lo-fo mofos.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (AW0uW)

113 The Daily Daddario is trying to hide her disappointment that the most recent bunny boiling exercise came out less than satisfactory:

https://tinyurl.com/e659v4c7

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

114 Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

The Vibe with host Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (IXlsO)

115 Seriously, though...she (Briganti) looks like she uses Lambs as Tampons.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (fjf8M)

This gives a whole new meaning to "mutton chops."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

116 >> Probably half the staffers and almost all of management are Jews. Jews control the weather but they can't stop underlings from talking bigotty shit about them?

You want to hear a Jew get all anti-semnite?

Throw Chuck Schumer up on screen and I will show you how it is done.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (fjf8M)

117 In the pic of the c*nt, who is the other c*nt? Shep Smith?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

118 112 Most people prefer to be lo-fo mofos.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (AW0uW)

"Ooh, HOT"

- - Ilhan Bro-Fo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (x0n13)

119 James Corden, or Corbin, or something like that? He's not funny, or interesting, or intelligent, but he is reported to be a world-class diva, so there's that.

He sings Karaoke well, if he has the original singer of the song there in the car with him.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

120 "Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. "

One thing I learned about people like that, they have more skeletons in their closet than most. And this chick looks like she probably ate most of the bodies.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (63An5)

121 The Daily Daddario is trying to hide her disappointment that the most recent bunny boiling exercise came out less than satisfactory:

https://tinyurl.com/e659v4c7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

The most accurate description you've given yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

122 I am looking forward to next week's ratings, not only to see a true picture as to the Bud Light debacle at 8pm, but the carry over factor to O'Blarnity at 9pm. I followed him for several years but stopped after he left the RC Church and dumped his family for a sweet yung thang.
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2023 12:19 PM (VpZau)

I didn't know that about Hannity. Hell. Now I'm really glad I don't watch him anymore.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (bhRsz)

123 They know that Hannity is a spent force, out of gas and aging fast

So...you're saying he's about to go supernova?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (eOEVl)

124 But in the actual c-suites at Fox, they're secretly panicking that This Time It's Different.

They fired O'Reilly in the Pre-Trump times. As has been noted, even by those who now prefer DeSantis, one of the benefits of Trump was the destruction of the masks. This caused a LOT of people to start seeing the truth all around them.

They're right to panic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (z99Zw)

125 But in the actual c-suites at Fox, they're secretly panicking that This Time It's Different.

Does the c in c-suites stand for c*nt?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

126 114 Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

The Vibe with host Charlie Brown's Dildo.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (IXlsO)

The time has come: Garrett and Ace, Fair and Balanced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

127 The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?
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I disagree. Anyone who is informed enough to ask that question, because it's about money and the money will be good.

I think the real question is: Who wants to host Fox News at 8 PM and fill the shoes of a wildly popular former host who is competing directly against you for a shrinking audience that increasingly resents your outlet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)

128 >She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?

cow puncher

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (us2H3)

129 117 In the pic of the c*nt, who is the other c*nt? Shep Smith?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

Yeah, he of the shiny face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

130 >>>117 In the pic of the c*nt, who is the other c*nt? Shep Smith?

yes. He also looks like he hasn't been passing up on pies lately. (Though I think the pic is from the mid teens)

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (iHBZj)

131 Irena Briganti looks astonishingly like the woman who fabricated personnel charges against me and then later actually "apologized" through phony tears to the HR woman for ever naming me - because I nailed her ass to the wall so fucking badly for it, that was what she realized her best move was.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (lhMSF)

132 The time has come: Garrett and Ace, Fair and Balanced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

Garrett?

Umm. Flair and Balanced?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (IXlsO)

133 I remember Hannity and Colmes. I hated Hannity THEN- when he was sitting next to that asshat Colmes!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (zZu0s)

134
In the pic of the c*nt, who is the other c*nt? Shep Smith?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I believe that it is ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (pNxlR)

135 She uses lard as a chip dip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

136 A day late again.

I lost out bidding on an M548 a few years ago. Then the wife found out I was bidding and I actually narrowly avoided death by loosing. I really want an M29 weasel but they are hard to find.
I worked hard all my life now I want my Tank.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 11:30 AM (A+t9i)

Yikes! My wife went ballistic when I boat a brand new Sea Ray 28' bow rider and trailer because she uttered the words, "Do what you want". I can only imagine the horrible death I would experience had a bought a tank.

BTW, I sold the boat 3 years later, (now 20 years ago) but I still hear her opinion on the subject every now and again to this day.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

137 News Flash: Fox News has scooped up Rachel Maddow from MSNBC to take Tucker Carlson's 8pm time slot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (+gS8D)

138 Garrett?

Umm. Flair and Balanced?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (IXlsO)

Crocs and Tubby?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (zZu0s)

139 Don't forget about Epstein, whose patrons have more ability than Soros ever has to secretly control politicians and financiers worldwide with blackmail. In fact, merely imagining such a sinister yet wideranging power would have been prima facie antisemitism even ten years ago.

What an odd coincidence.

Posted by: trev006 at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (DTm0P)

140 While i hope in the long run this works out for Tucker, it's going to be a huge win for the RINOs and liberals in the short term (next few years) They get rid of the strongest voice against Biden and his many failures, they get embolden by a scalp, and they know that everyone left behind is now too scared to follow his lead (not that they would)

Hopefully Tucker can jump on board an established platform, even if it's just for a short period of time and for pennies on ther dollar, because it'll take some time to get his own thing up and running, and meanwhile all that information he should be disseminating sits unsaid.

We know Fox is a lost cause, as there's no situation where it's not funded and run by leftist, though no conservative or even free speech advocate has succeeded in boosting the alternatives to comparable levels, hopefully Tucker can bring the face to one of those networks, and someone else can bring the capitol.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (RC8wk)

141 As has been noted, even by those who now prefer DeSantis, one of the benefits of Trump was the destruction of the masks. This caused a LOT of people to start seeing the truth all around them.

They're right to panic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Trump - Destroyer of Masks

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (qoGsy)

142
Yeah, he of the shiny face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

So, jizz leaves a sheen?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

143 "Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. "

One thing I learned about people like that, they have more skeletons in their closet than most. And this chick looks like she probably ate most of the bodies.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM

She most likely hired one of those outfits that scrub your stuff from the internet. Pricey but worth it if you are a complete a$$hole and want to start going around bashing and intimidating everyone you work with looking for that sweet civil rights violation lawsuit payoff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (ncXxy)

144 I think the ratings book indicates that Waters (before Tucker) is down 35% so far in the key demo and Hannity (after) is also down. I forget the percentage.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (63An5)

145 >>Flair and Balanced?

The show hasn't even aired yet and you are replacing me with Ric Flair?

Wooot!

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (fjf8M)

146 “Tucker is going to sue them for breach of contract and force them to pay him his $20 mil per year, x2 because he has two years left on his contract, and he's also going to compete with them, probably setting up his own podcast/interview network that he'll charge $12 a month for -- and people subscribing will economize by cancelling Fox Nation, and maybe just cancelling cable, as well.”

As ace would say, “it moved”

My elderly parents are finally open to cutting the cord. They have plenty of bandwidth, so Tucker will be getting piped into their living room in no time.

And me-again make a comeback? Seems like her commentary specific to TC has been pretty believable.

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (FM5Yy)

147 They had persuaded the court to redact from a legal filing the time he called a senior Fox News executive the c-word,
_______

My guess is that they were offended because, as we all now know, real women don't have those.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (TgBWG)

148 130 >>>117 In the pic of the c*nt, who is the other c*nt? Shep Smith?

yes. He also looks like he hasn't been passing up on pies lately. (Though I think the pic is from the mid teens)
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (iHBZj)

If I did not know better it looks as if he is displaying a case of ‘Roid Head….

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (PCK5/)

149 >>>So, jizz leaves a sheen?

not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

150 137 News Flash: Fox News has scooped up Rachel Maddow from MSNBC to take Tucker Carlson's 8pm time slot!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (+gS8D)

Joy Reid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (bs+z0)

151
Crocs and Tubby?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (zZu0s)

Crocs on The Shelf

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

152 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Fbj1q)

153 As I've been saying for more than a decade:

Fox News: Bare and Foulant

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (lhMSF)

154 106 Fox News, one very plausible theory goes, was settled because they didn't want Rupert Murdoch and top executives to take the stand, because Dominion would have attempted to read their emails into the record, in which they state in no uncertain terms how much they absolutely LOATHE the populist base, the real conservatives.
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Perhaps. It doesn't really matter one way or the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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In terms of the brand, yes it does. Unfair and Unbalanced is not a good look for a network and much of this controversy comes from the Murdochs not understanding that globalism is increasingly not benefitting the average person in a country and the elites keep piling on indignity after indignity while preening in their wealth.

That is the sort of thing that gets you guillotines and tumbrels where the ancien regime AND its supporters take the stage for the last time before being defenestrated.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (z1H1U)

155 Brit Hume is coming back to steady the ship at 8

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (us2H3)

156 I don't usually listen to Meghan Fox, but her podcast yesterday was interesting. She delved into the tactics FN will use to try to take Tucker out for good. She knows how it works.

Posted by: Ziba at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (4h9M3)

157 Not only a C*** but a huge one at that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (NtVYv)

158 Seriously, though...she (Briganti) looks like she uses Lambs as Tampons.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:16 PM (fjf8M)

This gives a whole new meaning to "mutton chops."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Shear excellence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (i7cHr)

159 Briganti giganti in the wild, commonly known as the Stinky Puss

Posted by: Sphynx at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (P6qMv)

160 This may be a data point: Remember Matt Murray, the Wall Street Journal chief editor bounced in February? A quick look at LinkedIn shows that he still works for News Corp as a 'consultant', which means he does farg-all, but still can't spill the beans on any inside dirt because he's still on the payroll.

Think this is what they want to do to Carlson? Pay him off with some no-show sinecure in return for keeping schtum? I don't think that would work, but I've already proven many times that I don't think like a boss's son (Lachlan Murdoch) thinks.

Actually kinda proud of that, to be honest.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (oedLL)

161 Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

The Vibe with host Charlie Brown's Dildo.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:21 PM (IXlsO)

The time has come: Garrett and Ace, Fair and Balanced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

Actually, this could work. Instead of having the chyron and headlines on the bottom the side of the screen would have a live chat with 'Rons busting their balls in real time.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (1Yy3c)

162 BEWARE! Heretical thought.

I sometimes think the country would be in better shape if the expressions "stupid n*gger" and "dumb c*nt" had not been cancelled because banning their use protects not only the persons but also their opinions. Certainly patriarchal crackers are provided no such protection.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (FVME7)

163 >>155 Brit Hume is coming back to steady the ship at 8

he's not a commentator, and wants to remain a "news man," and walked away from a full-time job on Fox like almost 20 years ago!

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (iHBZj)

164 Rush Limbaugh had a great media gig, in retrospect. Independent, uncensored, and richly paid. Radio, especially AM radio, is sort of going away as a medium (Ford and GM aren't even going to include AM radio in cars going forward, which gets rid of those icky conservative radio stars).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (XZhJa)

165 137 News Flash: Fox News has scooped up Rachel Maddow from MSNBC to take Tucker Carlson's 8pm time slot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (+gS8D)

That would be fair and balanced.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

166 As has been noted, even by those who now prefer DeSantis, one of the benefits of Trump was the destruction of the masks. This caused a LOT of people to start seeing the truth all around them.

They're right to panic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Trump - Destroyer of Masks

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM

Yet he was the one who let fauci de facto mandate masks for the entire country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (ncXxy)

167

I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant red Briganti
From a better, vanished time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (63Dwl)

168 Umm...who still pays for cable?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (w0p3y)

169 149 >>>So, jizz leaves a sheen?

not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

Damn! garrett, what the hell did you DO!? That's twice he's thrown right for the head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (zZu0s)

170 165 137 News Flash: Fox News has scooped up Rachel Maddow from MSNBC to take Tucker Carlson's 8pm time slot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (+gS8D)

That would be fair and balanced.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

Why not take Don de Lemon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

171 Whenever I hear the name "Roger Ailes," I think of Robin Colcord, the rich guy Rebecca wanted to marry on Cheers. Maybe because the actor is named Roger.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

172 The Ambiguously Gay Duo were Ace and Gary

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (lhMSF)

173 The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?

You could do it, Ace. Just keep saying yub nub and poking your guests with your spear. I doubt they even speak Ewok.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (z99Zw)

174 Brit Hume looks more like a horses' ass every day.

Posted by: Ziba at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (4h9M3)

175 Garrett?

Umm. Flair and Balanced?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:23 PM (IXlsO)

Crocs and Tubby?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (zZu0s)

Stilettos and Shelvy?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (AW0uW)

176 "Really? I always thought she was a dyke..."

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No, Ingraham's fiancee lefter her when she had cancer.

Also, I saw her in a DC Starbucks a long, long time ago (she was very pretty in person) and her and I shared a "hello" and she was looking at me like the fat chick above looks at Big Macs...

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (i7Q7S)

177 Crocs on The Shelf
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Snizz on Head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)

178 It'll be Tulsy with the cake face

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (+M04z)

179 We need some of those sunglasses from "They Live"

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:27 PM (gmo/4)

180 Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Fbj1q)

The morons-some of them anyway-will continue the internecine slugfest through the election whatever Trump does or does not do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (Keyt1)

181 >>Damn! garrett, what the hell did you DO!?

I pointed out that Messenger Bags are an indication that you've gone from 'Cock-Curious' to 'Cock Enthusiast'.

...and this is my reward.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (fjf8M)

182 Rush Limbaugh had a great media gig, in retrospect. Independent, uncensored, and richly paid. Radio, especially AM radio, is sort of going away as a medium (Ford and GM aren't even going to include AM radio in cars going forward, which gets rid of those icky conservative radio stars).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM

While the radio in your car may not be able to receive AM signals much longer all of the bigger AM radio stations can be streamed on your phone while you are driving.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (ncXxy)

183 So, jizz leaves a sheen?

not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

184 That's a very old picture of Briganti, I was actually in the same studio with Megyn and Briganti when they toured Studio F, during the 2016 election.

She's really a squat, fat troll looking woman.

I suppose that description is worse than being called a c**t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (up/3i)

185 Not a big Fox News fan, but I'll never watch that channel ever again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

186 Bring back judgmental sneering comments about news writers. I really miss the days when citizens openly hated Propaganda.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (XZhJa)

187 149 >>>So, jizz leaves a sheen?

not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

Damn, dude!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

188 Using vulgar language around woman? Major scandal! Hostile work environment!

Saying "pussy?" Major scandal! Unqualified to hold office!

Men in Party City wigs and ill-fitting dresses wagging their dick in front of 3rd grade children? Blessings of liberty! Beautiful education in tolerance and acceptance!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (AwVe0)

189 Irena Brigante looks like Monica Lewinsky after she swallowed Hillary whole

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (mR6Gs)

190 Actually, this could work. Instead of having the chyron and headlines on the bottom the side of the screen would have a live chat with 'Rons busting their balls in real time.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:26 PM (1Yy3c)

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Subscribers get access to special blog posts and ace, early access to the Art Thread, and ace will read one comment on each live broadcast.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (IXlsO)

191
Actually, this could work. Instead of having the chyron and headlines on the bottom the side of the screen would have a live chat with 'Rons busting their balls in real time.
Posted by: Robert

The ten minute segment, "Ace's Advice from My Top Shelf" will be a ratings' bonanza!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

192 The morons-some of them anyway-will continue the internecine slugfest through the election whatever Trump does or does not do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (Keyt1)

See, I told you guys: Fen gets us!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

193 As has been noted, even by those who now prefer DeSantis, one of the benefits of Trump was the destruction of the masks. This caused a LOT of people to start seeing the truth all around them.

Trump was the sunglasses from "They Live"

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

194 >>>I pointed out that Messenger Bags are an indication that you've gone from 'Cock-Curious' to 'Cock Enthusiast'.

FAFO

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (iHBZj)

195
Well, Don LeMon _does_ need a job . . . And he's tres bitchy c**T enough!

Posted by: Sphynx at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (P6qMv)

196 My prediction: They'll try and shuffle Guttfeld into his slot for a while. When both shows fail in the ratings they'll be another grande purge and Fox will go entirely commie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (N5C4b)

197 In terms of the brand, yes it does. Unfair and Unbalanced is not a good look for a network and much of this controversy comes from the Murdochs not understanding that globalism is increasingly not benefitting the average person in a country and the elites keep piling on indignity after indignity while preening in their wealth.

That is the sort of thing that gets you guillotines and tumbrels where the ancien regime AND its supporters take the stage for the last time before being defenestrated.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (z1H1U)
++++
Only if people learn about it, which few would even if this had gone to trial. When that kind of blow-up happens, everyone goes down anyway. The orgy of violence tends to be pretty general.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

198 Brit Hume is coming back to steady the ship at 8

Fox should just hire Hugh Hewitt and be done with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (AW0uW)

199 39 Wow, what happened to Meagain Kelly? She left FNC because of Trump, was let go at NBC for saying woke Halloween costumes were stupid, and now she's back in the good graces?

I doubt she'll ever be back in our good graces, but she's doing the things are free agent can do, and that's quite effective in this case. She knows about Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM

She played conservative, but really wasn't, and wanted to become more mainstream. She tried to make the jump, and realized the left had poisoned her reputation so much, she'd never be accepted among them. So, she made the jump back to pretending to be conservative, and used her (fading) looks to get back into good graces.

I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (9PAyK)

200 I don't usually listen to Meghan Fox, but her podcast yesterday was interesting. She delved into the tactics FN will use to try to take Tucker out for good. She knows how it works.
Posted by: Ziba at April 27, 2023

***
The hot girl from the Transformers movies? Wow, who knew?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

201 Announcer: I don't have to tell you guys, but these two REALLY don't like each other much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (zZu0s)

202 DJT just gave his election rationale: enough fighting over cultural stuff let's fix things.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 27, 2023 12:09 PM (cQOr4)

I can see an argument for saying that the feds shouldn't be permitted to come in on either side of any cultural issue. If we permit that, we lose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (z99Zw)

203 131 Irena Briganti looks astonishingly like the woman who fabricated personnel charges against me and then later actually "apologized" through phony tears to the HR woman for ever naming me - because I nailed her ass to the wall so fucking badly for it, that was what she realized her best move was.
Posted by: ...
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A lot of the nastiness in this world comes from unhappy slobs like that Briganti woman. Unappealing to society visually, they make themselves even more unappealing by adopting a hateful personality and take out their misery on every one they encounter (except the higher ups where they excel in sucking up and brown nosing--while they secretly collect dirt to get those higher ups too.). Vengeful and hateful spirits is what they are.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (z1H1U)

204 NY Post: We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

https://tinyurl.com/4avh2x65

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (1Yy3c)

205 Hopefully Tucker can jump on board an established platform, even if it's just for a short period of time and for pennies on ther dollar, because it'll take some time to get his own thing up and running, and meanwhile all that information he should be disseminating sits unsaid.

---------

He got over 50 million views on a 2 minute video.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (AbL8c)

206 I hate to alway be so negative, but I get the feeling the Left has so stacked litigation against us that nobody is ever going to be able to have a mainstream, right leaning form of entertainment ever again.

All they have to do is drag you into some NYC courtroom and a bloodthirsty jury will award whoever walks in a trillion dollars. It doesn't matter if its just a show on YouTube.

Posted by: Blago at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (P2ImT)

207 Fox should just hire Hugh Hewitt and be done with it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (AW0uW)

*nasal voice* Buy Gold! Salmon! Mitt Romney!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)

208 >>>She's a carpet muncher, isn't she?

Posted by: garrett

I thought she married the dude that is on her show everyday for color commentary. Workplace romance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (KVGVf)

209 The media orgs are so vindictive about this stuff because message control is a keystone of the regime they serve... People must *know* that if they defy the regime, they'll never work again. That is very effective against untalented, limelight craving retarded people, who are 99% of those you see on a screen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (oINRc)

210 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

211 What is the real lesson the transgender shooters are teaching us? You can't let mentally ill people have guns.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (CecP5)

212 I pointed out that Messenger Bags are an indication that you've gone from 'Cock-Curious' to 'Cock Enthusiast'.

...and this is my reward.
Posted by: garrett

So vespa vs crocs is a thing... who knew!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (+gS8D)

213 >>Actually, this could work. Instead of having the chyron and headlines on the bottom the side of the screen would have a live chat with 'Rons busting their balls in real time.

The Show should start like an olde timey Judas Priest Show...

but, instead of Rob Halford on a Harley, OUR Gay guy will be Ace storming the stage on a Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (fjf8M)

214 Are we absolutely sure the New Coke people aren't now employed by Fox?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

215 All jizz and no snizz makes Shep Smith befriend fat chicks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

She's tiresome

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

217 "Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. "

Maybe we can get The My Pillow Guy to smother her. You know, now that he's going to have a lot of free time.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (63An5)

218 NY Post: We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

https://tinyurl.com/4avh2x65

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (1Yy3c)

And the other is asexual. I wonder why.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

219 214 Are we absolutely sure the New Coke people aren't now employed by Fox?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

Actually, that analogy works: They want to go from 'real sugar' to syrupy 'fake sugar' so no one will notice.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

220 >>>On to the c-word smear.
>>>called a female executive a "c**t."
>>>understand perfectly well that she is a "c*nt."

This feels like the HQ version of Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (I+KxP)

221 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

Tucker is far more effective doing what he's doing. Get him a channel on Rumble and let him go to town.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Sv58p)

222
She's really a squat, fat troll looking woman.

I suppose that description is worse than being called a c**t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (up/3i)

Seems her dad once fucked a beach ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

223 /off annoying radio sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

224 216 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

She's tiresome
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

on a good night

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (us2H3)

225 What the hell. Is there a slap fight going on in this thread?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (63An5)

226 I would guess the "Anti-Semitic remarks" were mocking Kamel-Toe.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (i7Q7S)

227 Look at Rothman and the other flabby midwit cuck Kelly interviewed. Does anyone think those two dumbass lumps of shit could ever hack it on their own, like Carlson can? Of course not. Like most people in media, they are literally nothing without big money behind them. So they stay on the plantation, and betray anyone who tries to fight back or escape. They love massa more than massa loves himself, as Malcolm X would say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (oINRc)

228 "Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online. "

***

After working in the corporate world for 3 decades, the overweight unattractive female manager being a c*** to the underlings, especially attractive younger females, is pretty much an ironclad law of the universe.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1YC)

229 >>>I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.

Posted by: Moron Analyst

>The allure of vagina never fades away.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (KVGVf)

230 Why can’t we have Megyn video today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (L2YW6)

231 >>I thought she married the dude that is on her show everyday for color commentary.

That guy is so gay he makes Ace look like Magnum PI.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (fjf8M)

232 194 >>>I pointed out that Messenger Bags are an indication that you've gone from 'Cock-Curious' to 'Cock Enthusiast'.

FAFO
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (iHBZj)

=========

I thought it was called a European carryall? Still not for me, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

233 Tucker Carlson will run for President His recently released video signals the start of his Presidential campaign. Using new, ‘reasonable’ language, he has announced a new, more moderate personae, one that will be more acceptable to more people during a run for President.

It's up to the female press pool now to hound Tucker about his frequent and liberal use of the C-word heard around Fox studios.

"Like, "Tucker, do you hate women so much that you call them the C-word, because your mother thought you were a waste of her time and abandoned you as a 6 year old?"

I'd love to see Tucker Carlson make an independant/third party run for the White House. That would be in our interests.

If Tucker Carlson Donald Trump and Ron whatever his name is were the only ones running I just wouldn’t vote. I’d just go lay down on the train tracks behind my house.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (9PAyK)

234 185 Not a big Fox News fan, but I'll never watch that channel ever again.
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I hear you, man. If FOX News wanted me and CPT Charles to watch their network again after the election SNAFU, they are going the wrong way about it. Murdoch and his Uniparty friends & lackeys aren't our friends.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (W+kMI)

235 225 What the hell. Is there a slap fight going on in this thread?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (63An5)

eh, ace is just pounding garrett. We bang on the walls occasionally to tell them to keep it down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

236 She played conservative, but really wasn't, and wanted to become more mainstream. She tried to make the jump, and realized the left had poisoned her reputation so much, she'd never be accepted among them. So, she made the jump back to pretending to be conservative, and used her (fading) looks to get back into good graces.

I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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All true what you said but when dealing with media personalities including those alleging conservative viewpoints--they are all effectively analysts, not reporters per se. They take facts and then bloviate over what it means and connect the facts to a narrative of some sort for viewers often using backstage knowledge (or making it up) to support their opinions.

Even people commenting here, like me, often do that in part because of the limits and the PITA in citations and links, and in part because people have different experiences.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (z1H1U)

237 218 NY Post: We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

https://tinyurl.com/4avh2x65

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (1Yy3c)

And the other is asexual. I wonder why.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

Could be worse. They could be dudes sharing 1 arse and only one of them is gay.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (N39Ws)

238 230 Why can’t we have Megyn video today?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (L2YW6)

porn doesn't sell

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (us2H3)

239 >>>not for nothing but garrett's face glows like an angel's
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (iHBZj)

Damn, dude!

Posted by: Dr. T

POW!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (d2bW3)

240 Fantastic job, Ace. Great overview.
Though your photo explanation of that gorgon and Shep may be what Victor Davis Hanson was talking about, I bet he even laughed at it.

Posted by: T-Lo at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (ZAtKx)

241 @205

>>He got over 50 million views on a 2 minute video.

He needs something that's relatively established, with relatively deep pockets that has access and subscriptions to wire, news and satellite services so he has access to material in near real-time to put together network quality programming/presentations.

He also needs a legal department to stave off the Donk/Left lawyer class who will be coming after him

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (up/3i)

242 Ah. Here's another pic of Irina Briganti, getting fixed up by the Makeup Team before a quick morning stint on Fox and Friends:

tinyurl.com/624x98nw

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (lhMSF)

243 >The allure of vagina never fades away.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (KVGVf)

*ponders making a joke*

Nah, that's pretty true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)

244 BTW, I heard the financial game Fox was playing is that while Tucker would cost them viewers, his departure would gain advertisers. Apparently there was a very successful advertising boycott of his show- which now will end. But do you really think those left watching will be interested in those products? I don't.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (63An5)

So they'll go from having no advertisers due to TuCa to having no advertisers due to a lack of viewers. Brilliant!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (z99Zw)

245 Firing the most popular personnality is a new strategy but why go just part way? If you really want to drive all your viewers away, hire Noah Rothman. Noah (maybe uniquely) has a go-low ability to make every single viewer give up and go someplace else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (XZhJa)

246 What the hell. Is there a slap fight going on in this thread?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (63An5)

Would you rather have the 287th Trump v DeSantis flame war?

I mean, you'll get it anyway.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (bhRsz)

247
This feels like the HQ version of Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: No Name Today

I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

248
c-c-could-uh,, could s-s-someone,, turn the-uh-the-uh,, lights on?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (vwCZJ)

249 Or maybe they'll attempt to recruit someone big from the outside, though I can't imagine a big name on the outside who would bring heat to the show.

I AM BIG

Posted by: Erik Erickson at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (786Ro)

250 Do the Saudi's still own part of Fox?

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (N5C4b)

251 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

It'll never happen. Tucker is a threat to Trump's ego.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (eOEVl)

252 Are we absolutely sure the New Coke people aren't now employed by Fox?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

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The only one who can replace Tucker now is that tranny dude Big Corp is throwing millions of dollars at. After throwing billions of dollars at BLMantifa ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (Ga53Z)

253 She played conservative, but really wasn't, and wanted to become more mainstream. She tried to make the jump, and realized the left had poisoned her reputation so much, she'd never be accepted among them. So, she made the jump back to pretending to be conservative, and used her (fading) looks to get back into good graces.

I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (9PAyK)

I don’t get the fascination with political excommunication/reconciliation.

Who cares if a person making an argument is in “good graces”? Either the point they are making is valid or it isn’t. We should expect that *every* public persona can and would throw us under the bus if given the chance. I don’t think Megyn Kelly has had a change of heart, but that doesn’t mean I should shun her as an unperson even when she’s saying something I agree with.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (fKIdX)

254 In fairness if a man saying "p*ssy" in private conversation is grounds to deny him the presidency, then another man saying "c*nt" is enough to get him fired from a new show.

Of course by these standards no one will be allowed to work anywhere, ever.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (lc5cP)

255 233 Tucker Carlson will run for President His recently released video signals the start of his Presidential campaign. Using new, ‘reasonable’ language, he has announced a new, more moderate personae, one that will be more acceptable to more people during a run for President.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (9PAyK)

========

$5 says this person never watched Carlson before that video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

256 >>>I hear you, man. If FOX News wanted me and CPT Charles to watch their network again after the election SNAFU, they are going the wrong way about it. Murdoch and his Uniparty friends & lackeys aren't our friends.

Posted by: exdem13

The botching on the 2020 election, calling races over, and the like, yeah, I'm done with them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (d2bW3)

257 I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.

Posted by: Moron Analyst

>The allure of vagina never fades away.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Neither does the smell. But, it allows blind people to hate her also.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (Y6puj)

258
What the hell. Is there a slap fight going on in this thread?
Posted by: Marcus T

Let those without shiny faces fire the first shot

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (pNxlR)

259 That guy is so gay he makes Ace look like Magnum PI.

Classic overcompensation.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)

260 "To this day, Fox News maintains that the Arizona call was the correct call to make, even though no one else (except the egregious AP) was willing to call a razor-thin race until the actual ballots had been counted"

Should read, "To this day, Fox News maintains that the Arizona call was the correct call to make, even though no one else (except the egregious AP) was willing to call a razor-thin race until the "ballots" had been counted".
You're welcome.
As usual, great article, btw.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (0AUR/)

261 Assuming Carlson chooses to stay in media, he will be in line for a payday from a streaming service far, far larger than what he was making at Fox News.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (PXVnK)

262 NY Post: We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend

https://tinyurl.com/4avh2x65

Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:30 PM (1Yy3c)

Do they both bark orders at the guy at the same time?

"Faster!"
"Slower!"
"Faster!"
"Slower!"

"Shut the fuck up, he's MY boyfriend!"
"Tell him to get his dick out of my C-Word then!"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (mR6Gs)

263 KILL YOUR TELEVISION

Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (geLO8)

264 224 216 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

She's tiresome
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

on a good night
Posted by: REDACTED
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Eminently forgettable. Remember her attempt to conquer talk radio? She has reached her level of incompetence and will only screw up more if more attention is given to her.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (z1H1U)

265 233 It's up to the female press pool now to hound Tucker about his frequent and liberal use of the C-word heard around Fox studios.

"Like, "Tucker, do you hate women so much that you call them the C-word, because your mother thought you were a waste of her time and abandoned you as a 6 year old?"

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (9PAyK)

========

"Women are above name calling because they are precious gems that will shatter with any negativity because they are so strong and independent."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

266 Fox News falling right before the country does makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Ffwmb)

267 221 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

Tucker is far more effective doing what he's doing. Get him a channel on Rumble and let him go to town.
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Agreed. Get Tucker a Rumble show or some time on Newsmax so he can keep fighting the good fight.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (W+kMI)

268 >>Neither does the smell.

Sometimes you just have to shave the beard.

Or, suffer the smell.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (fjf8M)

269 Laura Ingraham taking Tucker's spot? FOR REELZ?

Other than being particularly uninteresting and shallow Laura should do the job FNC desires---look and sound human while towing the UniParty line, relentlessly.

FNC just burned its Tucker boat and now FNC faces terminal irrelevance.
Adios poseurs.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (T6L0l)

270 For Watters to have a whiff of success in the Tucker 8 pm slot, he would have to get a frontal lobotomy to remove his lightness of being.

Tucker's schtick is his smile and high pitched quick laugh, done sparingly, but nicely timed. But everything he has been saying in the last year clearly indicts the regimes, all of them, political, academy, entertainment, education, and media.

Tucker is a heavyweight, Watters is not.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (KiBMU)

271 Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (63An5)

I didn't read all the comments, but probably not. They tend to occur in the "What awful thing has Trump said or done today." threads which seem to have a lower post count than anything but some specialty threads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Keyt1)

272 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM (Fbj1q)

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Trump/Carlson 2024 -- Revenge of The Nerds!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Ga53Z)

273 Could be worse. They could be dudes sharing 1 arse and only one of them is gay.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (N39Ws)

So, ace and garrett then?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (bhRsz)

274 then another man saying "c*nt" is enough to get him fired from a new show.

The truth should be a defense.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Y6puj)

275 210 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM

Don't forget about me!!!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (9PAyK)

276 199 39 Wow, what happened to Meagain Kelly? She left FNC because of Trump, was let go at NBC for saying woke Halloween costumes were stupid, and now she's back in the good graces?

I doubt she'll ever be back in our good graces, but she's doing the things are free agent can do, and that's quite effective in this case. She knows about Fox.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:11 PM

She played conservative, but really wasn't, and wanted to become more mainstream. She tried to make the jump, and realized the left had poisoned her reputation so much, she'd never be accepted among them. So, she made the jump back to pretending to be conservative, and used her (fading) looks to get back into good graces.

I'm surprised how quickly she was welcomed back by so many.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:29 PM (9PAyK)

In the words of Winston Churchill: "Anyone can rat, but it takes a certain amount of ingenuity to re-rat."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (/iWhV)

277 Tucker as press secretary would be interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

278 If Tucker Carlson Donald Trump and Ron whatever his name is were the only ones running I just wouldn’t vote. I’d just go lay down on the train tracks behind my house.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM (9PAyK)

Well, if there's any idea worth spitballin' it's this.

Question to the Horde!

In a three way race, who do you pick?

Donaldus Magnus?
The Meatball?
Or the Tuck?

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (1Yy3c)

279 Let those without shiny faces fire the first shot
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (pNxlR)

And MAKE more shiny faces...

Circle of Jizz, an AOSHQ story

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

280 >>>Who cares if a person making an argument is in “good graces”? Either the point they are making is valid or it isn’t. We should expect that *every* public persona can and would throw us under the bus if given the chance. I don’t think Megyn Kelly has had a change of heart, but that doesn’t mean I should shun her as an unperson even when she’s saying something I agree with.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously

Agreed. Kelly has been mostly fair recently, and most of the things she's said have been reasonable.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (d2bW3)

281 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao

Posted by: sidney at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (Uy/WF)

282 Tucker's dinner with Rupert didn't go well

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (us2H3)

283
Neither does the smell. But, it allows blind people to hate her also.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (Y6puj)

If you can get past the smell you got it licked.
I heard that somewhere, forget where. Oy.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (0AUR/)

284 When do the shareholders sue Fox?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (soxWr)

285 235 225 What the hell. Is there a slap fight going on in this thread?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:34 PM (63An5)

eh, ace is just pounding garrett. We bang on the walls occasionally to tell them to keep it down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:35 PM

tit for tat

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (786Ro)

286 >>>Circle of Jizz, an AOSHQ story

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Already better than every Star Wars Story.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (d2bW3)

287 264 224 216 Laura's the only one with the balls to try and fill in for Tucker
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)

She's tiresome
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

on a good night
Posted by: REDACTED
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Eminently forgettable. Remember her attempt to conquer talk radio? She has reached her level of incompetence and will only screw up more if more attention is given to her.
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I don't see Doctor Laura having the guts to have run with the 1/6 video or repeatedly skewering Dominion over their cheating voting machines.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (W+kMI)

288 If you put your ear next to it, you can smell the ocean.

Posted by: Irena Briganti at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (fjf8M)

289 Seems her dad once fucked a beach ball.

Man, that's sick.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (AW0uW)

290 $5 says this person never watched Carlson before that video.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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No one should take that bet. But, I do think that running for Prezzie might be something Carlson has entertained a time or two.

Essentially, both the DNC and GOP run hollowed out party organizations whored out to donors and interest group leaders and the problem for them is that drones in those organizations can be outmaneuvered nowadays if someone has enough money and is willing to take the abuse of running.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM (z1H1U)

291
And MAKE more shiny faces...

Circle of Jizz, an AOSHQ story
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Otherwise known as the Bukkake party.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Murdoch = Moloch
That’s my math for today.

Posted by: 7man at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (qwO6y)

293
lol @ jerry springer

I always hated that shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (Z12rM)

294 OT, and not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but at the gym this morning, on the one TV that shows MSNBC, there was a Trump ad smearing Desantis. On MSNBC! And this was not a PAC ad, this was directly from the Trump campaign! I hope all of you supporters sending the Don your money realize he's now using it to line the pockets of MSNBC.

Posted by: toddg at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (B3RQo)

295 Fox fails to understand that while they can fire Tucker, we can fire them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (CecP5)

296 Tucker is a heavyweight, Watters is not.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM

I'm heavy, and a jiu-jitsu blackbelt! I could submit Tucker in under 2 minutes, easy!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (9PAyK)

297 Ahem. I'm still available!!

Posted by: Chris Wallace, Journalist at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (PiwSw)

298 Good news Jerry Springer is in route to hosting a shout show in Hell

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (nnp+f)

299 If Carlson ran as an independent I'd vote for him... But not if he's a Republican.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (oINRc)

300 eh, ace is just pounding garrett. We bang on the walls occasionally to tell them to keep it down.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (Keyt1)

301 >>>Fox fails to understand that while they can fire Tucker, we can fire them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

It seems a lot of people already fired Fox News.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (d2bW3)

302 I would like to believe that Fox's ratings will crumble because of the TuCa firing. But I'll believe it when I see it.
They hired Donna brazile. People kept watching.
They called AZ waaaaay too early. People kept watching.
The nfl still has pretty good ratings.
People are always getting pissed off and claiming they're going to boycott something. But not that many of us actually follow through.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (dr4Q1)

303 Tucker's dinner with Rupert didn't go well
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM (us2H3)

When Tucker refused to try the pufferfish, Rupert had no other options.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (bhRsz)

304 The speed and viciousness with which people have turned on Trump after the stolen election and four years of fighting harder to give us a voice than anyone has in 40 years reminds me why no one even halfway decent wants anything to do with political leadership.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (55d/1)

305 In the words of Winston Churchill: "Anyone can rat, but it takes a certain amount of ingenuity to re-rat."

Heh. I've never heard that one before.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (eOEVl)

306 So Trump picks Tucker as his VP what would the morons do?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2023 12:25 PM

Same thing, regardless of the pick: vote HARDER and learn to cope when the regime "fortifies" the election

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (786Ro)

307 Tucker is Elon's entree' and star entrance into cable news if Elon desires to extend his Twitter brand.

Moar money, power and influence for both Tucker and Elon if they team up.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (T6L0l)

308 wy go with Watters when you got Jerry Rivers

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (us2H3)

309 Any idiot can be president, obviously, based on the current occupant, however, someone needs to hold said idiot accountable.

Peter Doocy can't do it all by himself.

Tucker should start his own network.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (FmJ6a)

310 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao

Posted by: sidney at April 27, 2023 12:39 PM

Unless he quits he can't work anywhere else, his contract is still valid and he works for fox or he doesn't work even on the side. Pretty sure there are some iron clad restrictions on both sides in that contract.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (ncXxy)

311 For Watters to have a whiff of success in the Tucker 8 pm slot, he would have to get a frontal lobotomy to remove his lightness of being.

Tucker's schtick is his smile and high pitched quick laugh, done sparingly, but nicely timed. But everything he has been saying in the last year clearly indicts the regimes, all of them, political, academy, entertainment, education, and media.

Tucker is a heavyweight, Watters is not.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 27, 2023 12:38 PM (KiBMU)

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Local radio station just replaced an hour of Levin with Matt Walsh. He's pretty sharp, articulate, and a hell of an unapologetic defender of -- and fighter for -- conservatism.

He's growing on me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (Ga53Z)

312 Sharing? I'd rather rent.

Posted by: Hunter at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (e2onP)

313 281 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao
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Yes, yes they do believe that can happen. "You'll never work in this business again." Joke's on them though, the Internet means Tucker can always get a gig with like-minded people.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (W+kMI)

314 Megan Fox> Megan Kelly.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (kbqvM)

315 Tucker's little video now has 55.6 Million views.

Obviously Tucker will just fade away into oblivion, just like that Donald guy.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (Z32m1)

316 lol @ jerry springer

I always hated that shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (Z12rM)

But who else is going to tell Philtavious that his boo is actually his transgender first cousin???

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (bhRsz)

317 Posted by: toddg at April 27, 2023 12:41 PM (B3RQo)

Oh, groovy-an early weigh in for "what awful thing has Trump done today" from newish posters, although I do think people who are not on the East Coast should be able to fortify themselves with some lunch before the slapfest begins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (Keyt1)

318 Apparently there are only four pictures of Briganti online.

In fairness, that's 4 too many. No one should have to live under the constant danger of innocently stumbling across a photo of this living, sentient pot roast.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (ppBhU)

319 I don't see Doctor Laura having the guts to have run with the 1/6 video or repeatedly skewering Dominion over their cheating voting machines.
Posted by: exdem13
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Nope she wouldn't until every other media source did it and then mgmt said ok.

The way they have failed to cover Arizona in 2022 is a sign. The globalists are desperate to keep election cheating on the menu and that includes their partners in the GOP. That is also why the trans issue has been funded by globalists--it distracts from the drop in real income, increased crime, and explosive increase in drug deaths, by most families in America while the globalists are swilling Champaign from their purchase of the US government.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (z1H1U)

320 What we need is the Lemon and Shemp show.

Slapfights all day

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (NtVYv)

321 Turn off your TV.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (w0p3y)

322 I don't see Doctor Laura having the guts to have run with the 1/6 video or repeatedly skewering Dominion over their cheating voting machines.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:40 PM

I saw Bjork have the guts to play her song "Declare Independence", and scream "Tibet, Tibet" multiple times while performing in Shanghai in 2008.

The Chinese authorities were not amused.

Posted by: Slightly off the approved AoS format at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (9PAyK)

323 >>>Brit Hume looks more like a horses' ass every day.

Dude's 80. You should look so good at 60.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (vZqvS)

324 This braless brunette hopes that FNC dies an ignoble death and its remnants are chucked in a potter's field somewhere - but she fears that would merely be pointing out the obvious:
https://is.gd/rcOTfA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

325 I would like to believe that Fox's ratings will crumble because of the TuCa firing. But I'll believe it when I see it.
They hired Donna brazile. People kept watching.
They called AZ waaaaay too early. People kept watching.
The nfl still has pretty good ratings.
People are always getting pissed off and claiming they're going to boycott something. But not that many of us actually follow through.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (dr4Q1)

Ok, but many of the people watching Tucker--the younger demo-- weren't watching that other stuff.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (mR6Gs)

326 Ah. Here's another pic of Irina Briganti, getting fixed up by the Makeup Team before a quick morning stint on Fox and Friends:

tinyurl.com/624x98nw
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023

***
Reminds me of the beast in that old painting from the Art Thread in 2016, "The Favorite," where a little girl is cradling this 8-foot lizard-like beast in her arms. Somebody here commented it was a painting of Hillary when she was young, to which another poster replied, "I can see that, but why is the little girl holding her?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

327 Tucker should start his own network.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (FmJ6a)

With Greenwald, Tiabbi and Whitlock. Backed by Musk.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (kbqvM)

328 https://is.gd/rcOTfA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

Seems chilly there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

329 The speed and viciousness with which people have turned on Trump after the stolen election and four years of fighting harder to give us a voice than anyone has in 40 years reminds me why no one even halfway decent wants anything to do with political leadership.

Right? We owe him and should be grateful for his presence.
*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (eOEVl)

330 (the coveted "demo" of viewers aged 25-54, which doesn't sound so young, but this isn't my business)

Ah, the youthful Taylor Lorenz demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (ppBhU)

331 this was a great post Ace, thanks!

I'm way too late to comment but someone said it's all c*nts and f*gs and having worked in media myself ...yes!

yes that's the media! you got it in one! sometimes the asshat you deal with is somehow both.

Rupert is a c*nt, Lachlan is a f*g, etc etc

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (w0NJk)

332 313 281 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao
=========
Yes, yes they do believe that can happen. "You'll never work in this business again." Joke's on them though, the Internet means Tucker can always get a gig with like-minded people.
EDIT: Jimmy Buffett had a song about getting that sort of attitude when he was getting started in the music biz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAb3cCHY9Y

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (W+kMI)

333 The nfl still has pretty good ratings.

When I hear someone talking about the NFL, MLB, NBA in a positive light, it's my indicator that they are a fucking douchebag commie. I will have nothing to do with them at that point.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (N5C4b)

334 Tucker is Elon's entree' and star entrance into cable news if Elon desires to extend his Twitter brand.

Moar money, power and influence for both Tucker and Elon if they team up.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (T6L0l)

-----------

Damn, I might sign up if they called it "Twit News."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (Ga53Z)

335 Turn off your TV.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (w0p3y)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (z1H1U)

I seem to be the only one who remembers Fox pulled the "early call" bs in 2018 too. Almost as if they were just playing a part.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (55d/1)

337 KILL YOUR TELEVISION
Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 12:37 PM (geLO

Sometimes I imagine a place where all video media vanishes. Entertainment, gaming, "news". All of it. And those who amassed great fortunes in the business bankrupt and laid waste.

It's a happy place.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (AbL8c)

338 In a month I can be tanned, rested, and ready for the 8 PM time slot.

Posted by: Dana Perino at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (AMIL/)

339 >>>This braless brunette hopes that FNC dies an ignoble death and its remnants are chucked in a potter's field somewhere - but she fears that would merely be pointing out the obvious:
https://is.gd/rcOTfA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She looks like a young Karen Allen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (d2bW3)

340 This braless brunette hopes that FNC dies an ignoble death and its remnants are chucked in a potter's field somewhere - but she fears that would merely be pointing out the obvious:

Just a bit too obvious with the silicone.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (eOEVl)

341 The Tucker video is both uplifting and heartening.

I have never seen a Jerry Springer show.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (Bvzwx)

342 I used to patiently explain to lefties accusing me of mainlining Fox News that 1) I didn't watch TV news of ANY stripe because it's too easy to palm cards from the audience to boost the narrative (Estes rocket motors in the gas tank, anyone?) and, 2) Rupert Murdoch and his empire got fantastically rich marketing to conservative-leaning consumers; that didn't mean they actually believed any of the stuff they pushed out, just like the rest of the corporate world.

It didn't make a dent. Now I just tell them that I don't argue with people about their feelings, and leave them to froth on their own.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (oedLL)

343 https://is.gd/rcOTfA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

Goodness gracious...

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (1Yy3c)

344 324 This braless brunette hopes that FNC dies an ignoble death and its remnants are chucked in a potter's field somewhere - but she fears that would merely be pointing out the obvious:
https://is.gd/rcOTfA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

I think she wins the audition for the 8:00 slot. No monologue needed.

Posted by: 7man at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (qwO6y)

345
I have never seen a Jerry Springer show.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (Bvzwx)

He was a liberal shitface. I won't miss him one bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Two points of her own sitting up on high. Way up firm and high.

Posted by: Night moves at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (w0p3y)

347 328 https://is.gd/rcOTfA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

Seems chilly there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

She needs a warm body to lay on top of her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (N5C4b)

348 I don't understand Fox's strategy. The more they shit on Tucker and try to smear him, the more popular with his audience he will be. A bunch of other on-the-fencers might wonder what the fuss is about and tune in to Tucker. Fox's strategy seems designed to appeal only to cunting leftist wine women who already hated Tucker . . . and themselves, and their ex-husbands, and the world, and . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

349 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (Keyt1)

Piss off, I've been here for years, although I rarely comment. Having voted for him twice, seeing Trump shilling on MSNBC was quite shocking. I guess apologists like you have no problem with what he's doing. Just know that he has no chance of winning, and will ensure a second term for Biden.

Posted by: toddg at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (B3RQo)

350 Tucker should start his own network.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (FmJ6a)

With Greenwald, Tiabbi and Whitlock. Backed by Musk.

Elon says he wants to turn Twitter into an everything app. This seems like a perfect opportunity for him to include streaming of Tucker. I also wouldn't be surprised if he hires Peter Doocy away from Faux.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (eOEVl)

351 Right? We owe him and should be grateful for his presence.
*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (eOEVl)

Read what you want into what I said, I can't stop you. But one of my woefully few strengths is that I write with exceptional clarity.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (55d/1)

352 Tucker has “it” in the same way Rush did. He’s informative and entertaining.

Posted by: Cooldawg at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (FM5Yy)

353 I don't care what anyone says- Megyn Kelly, today, is (still) a smokeshow.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (iOTWL)

354
I predict a whole slew of of fake lawsuits to be filed against Tucker to destroy the next 5 years of his life, including a govt lawsuit. Perhaps, IRS. Who knows.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (Z12rM)

355 I have absolutely nothing positive to say about the NFL. I wish it would fold tomorrow.
I haven't watched the NFL or fox news in years.
I'm just saying most people unfortunately don't follow through.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (dr4Q1)

356 342 It didn't make a dent. Now I just tell them that I don't argue with people about their feelings, and leave them to froth on their own.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 27, 2023 12:47 PM (oedLL)

=======

"What's Fox News? I get my news from HuffPo. I just believe the opposite of whatever they say because their track record is so hilariously bad."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

357 I don't understand Fox's strategy. The more they shit on Tucker and try to smear him, the more popular with his audience he will be. A bunch of other on-the-fencers might wonder what the fuss is about and tune in to Tucker. Fox's strategy seems designed to appeal only to cunting leftist wine women who already hated Tucker . . . and themselves, and their ex-husbands, and the world, and . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

I KNOW!!!!! Let's get a Soros DA to file charges against him!

- - - The DNC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Ingraham now reminds me of a large mouth bass. She must have gotten the same plastic lip treatment that c*nt Ronna Romney received.

--

Ingraham's lips, which are obviously "done," are very distracting and unnatural. She should've left her face alone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM (sVtYq)

359 Rupert is a c*nt, Lachlan is a f*g, etc etc

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (w0NJk)

----------

Old & Busted: Dogs and Cats living & working together.
New Hotness: C*nts and F*gs living & working together.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (Ga53Z)

360 324 This braless brunette hopes that FNC dies an ignoble death and its remnants are chucked in a potter's field somewhere - but she fears that would merely be pointing out the obvious:
https://is.gd/rcOTfA
Posted by: Joe Mannix

To quote Bob Seger, Points on her own sittin way up high, way up firm and high.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (z1H1U)

361 What we need is the Lemon and Shemp show.

Slapfights all day
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 12:44 PM (NtVYv)

And Anderson. They could call it The Threesome.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (kbqvM)

362 May they receive ten fold all they have dished out. May they live in squalor under a Portland overpass jonesing for their next fix.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (nyD/K)

363 I don't understand Fox's strategy. The more they shit on Tucker and try to smear him, the more popular with his audience he will be. A bunch of other on-the-fencers might wonder what the fuss is about and tune in to Tucker. Fox's strategy seems designed to appeal only to cunting leftist wine women who already hated Tucker . . . and themselves, and their ex-husbands, and the world, and . . . .

So...what you're saying is "if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine"?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (eOEVl)

364 313 281 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao
=========
Yes, yes they do believe that can happen. "You'll never work in this business again." Joke's on them though, the Internet means Tucker can always get a gig with like-minded people.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (W+kMI)
===================

Worse comes to worse? Tucker hires a body double, puts the double on screen in a V for Vendetta Mask, and Starts the Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. Show.

Tucker does the talking off screen, while the double with his mouth covered mimics Tucker's mannerisms on screen.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (Z32m1)

365 >>> I don't care what anyone says- Megyn Kelly, today, is (still) a smokeshow.

Posted by: Farmer Bob

Seconded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (d2bW3)

366 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

LOL

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (55d/1)

367 338 In a month I can be tanned, rested, and ready for the 8 PM time slot.
Posted by: Dana Perino

Hi Dana! You're one of the many reasons I dropped Fox years ago. Now go....

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (N5C4b)

368 333 The nfl still has pretty good ratings.

When I hear someone talking about the NFL, MLB, NBA in a positive light, it's my indicator that they are a fucking douchebag commie. I will have nothing to do with them at that point.
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (N5C4b)

Hearty AMEN.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (0AUR/)

369 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (aD39U)

370 Fox would do better by showing Lifetime movies, like the one playing now: Pool Boy Nightmare.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

371 Here is the reality of 2024 no matter who runs: We're going to win the vote overwhelmingly, and the DemonRats are going to just eke out the vote count.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (CecP5)

372 353 I totally agree, Farmer Bob.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (L2YW6)

373 Piss off, I've been here for years, although I rarely comment.

Behave yourself or make yourself more scarce still.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (eOEVl)

374 348 I don't understand Fox's strategy. The more they shit on Tucker and try to smear him, the more popular with his audience he will be. A bunch of other on-the-fencers might wonder what the fuss is about and tune in to Tucker. Fox's strategy seems designed to appeal only to cunting leftist wine women who already hated Tucker . . . and themselves, and their ex-husbands, and the world, and . . . .

did anyone see the video of his interview where he talks about people calling him racist and how confused he was, because he most certainly is not, but he does admit to hating one particular group of humans?

it's pretty good - was it linked here? spoiler: the group was the middle aged wives of finance guys, who also usually happened to have law degrees/be lawyers

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (w0NJk)

375 @357

>>I KNOW!!!!! Let's get a Soros DA to file charges against him! - - - The DNC

We laugh, but that's not outside the realm of possibility with these maniacs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (up/3i)

376 I can only imagine the horrible death I would experience had a bought a tank.

BTW, I sold the boat 3 years later, (now 20 years ago) but I still hear her opinion on the subject every now and again to this day.
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

"Damn!!! Shit!!! Asshole!!!!"
"What are you so pissed about?"
"I lost the bidding on my 548."
"What?"
"I said. I lost..."
"I FUCKING HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!! You didn't let me finish. What the fuck were you thinking?"
"I need a 548."
"God why did I marry you?"
"Because I love you almost as much as tracked vehicles."

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (CRG6A)

377 Elon says he wants to turn Twitter into an everything app.

Free ampersands!

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (786Ro)

378 Ingraham's lips, which are obviously "done," are very distracting and unnatural. She should've left her face alone.
Posted by: Lady in Black
------
A lot of the elite women are sporting that look--fashion in some sense is a demarcation for class status.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (z1H1U)

379 371 Here is the reality of 2024 no matter who runs: We're going to win the vote overwhelmingly, and the DemonRats are going to just eke out the vote count.

it's voters vs ballots! round ... well at least three

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (w0NJk)

380 Hey, let's try a change of pace:

Trump vs. DeSantis

Who would win a shuffleboard match?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

381 There's nothing to wait on or be prudent about because all these accusations are bullshit. This is standard procedure for the left. And FOX is part of the left.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (DcKNO)

382 Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr

Point of order!

I call him Chatsworth Osbourne IV

Posted by: Rush L. from beyond at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (vNbzm)

383 LeMon, Shemp, and Anderson in a reboot of Three's Company.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (nyD/K)

384 Posted by: toddg at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (B3RQo)

I don't really need to piss at the moment, but thanks for your kind concern for my kidney and urinary tract function.

An excellent entry into the slapfest bouts but. I apologize if you're not a new poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (Keyt1)

385 who did Tucker Carlson call the c-word?

caller ?
co-producer ?
cardiologist ?
cargo inspector ?
cartoonist ?

Posted by: Neo at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (RovqD)

386 378
A lot of the elite women are sporting that look--fashion in some sense is a demarcation for class status.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (z1H1U)

I offer you Meg Ryan on why things need to be left alone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

387 371 Here is the reality of 2024 no matter who runs: We're going to win the vote overwhelmingly, and the DemonRats are going to just eke out the vote count.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 27, 2023 12:50 PM (CecP5)

=========

Not with a better candidate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

388 MLB, NBA in a positive light, it's my indicator that they are a fucking douchebag commie.

Well, the DH is a commie plot to steal our essence.

Posted by: zombie Jack D Ripper at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (ufFY8)

389 Didn't Watters scream and cringe and dance in-place like he wet his pans, - like a little sissy - when he was startled by an alligator?

I thought I saw that on a video. I don't have a problem if a dude is a momma's boy, but sheesh.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (KVGVf)

390 352 Tucker has “it” in the same way Rush did. He’s informative and entertaining.
Posted by: Cooldawg at April 27, 2023 12:49 PM

I have "it", too...just like Caitlyn Jenner. Tucked and taped nice and tight.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (9PAyK)

391 It didn't make a dent. Now I just tell them that I don't argue with people about their feelings, and leave them to froth on their own.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma
-------
This is wisdom.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (z1H1U)

392 FNC will not go bust. Just the cable franchise fees will keep it more or less profitable. Afterall, CNN still exists for it's tens of viewers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (aD39U)

393
Hey, how about that fat British comedian who's leaving The Late Late Show? James Corden, or Corbin, or something like that? He's not funny, or interesting, or intelligent, but he is reported to be a world-class diva, so there's that.
Posted by: Dr. T

Which reminds me. The so-bad-it's-good Paul WS Anderson steampunk version of The Three Musketeers has a scene with a pigeon shitting on Corden's face.

That's quality entertainment for the whole family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (n+4am)

394 Tucker should start his own network.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM (FmJ6a)

With Greenwald, Tiabbi and Whitlock. Backed by Musk.

Elon says he wants to turn Twitter into an everything app. This seems like a perfect opportunity for him to include streaming of Tucker. I also wouldn't be surprised if he hires Peter Doocy away from Faux.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:48 PM (eOEVl)

====================

Elon Musk needs to bring back Periscope. They already have the platform. Periscope worked. The software should still be there, just fire up the servers.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (Z32m1)

395 Honestly, I don't know what Fox expects for Tucker's replacement.
Everyone's going to know that it is heavily censored, state approved shit.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (vNbzm)

396 Bounding Into Comics: ‘Star Trek: Picard’ Season 3 Review – Bad Fan Fiction With Noble Conviction

https://tinyurl.com/4avh2x65

Via Ed Driscoll at Insty.

I finally gave up on Trek six episodes into Discovery. I have no intention of watching any of this. That said, even the positive reviews sound like they're reaching for nice things to say. It sounds like it's terrible writing with shit tons of fan service thrown in. Red Letter Media's review of the last three episodes sounded like they got bought off They were just shilling.

Trek is dead. Stick to the classics.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (1Yy3c)

397
I offer you Meg Ryan on why things need to be left alone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

The hell you say!

Posted by: Tara Reid's Boobjob at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Where did you get that old photo of Liberace and "Mama" Cass Elliot?

I' had never seen either wear such restrained and understated outfits.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (VrSUA)

399 > "Tucker is a heavyweight, Watters is not."

When I first saw Watters doing comical "man on the street" interviews on "The O'Reilly Factor, I wondered what Bill saw in him.

Since then I've been occasionally surprised by Watter's 7 PM show. In his own way he's pushing the envelope too. A week ago he ran some extended clips of former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov's video detailing the "Four Stages of Marxist takeover".

Never thought I'd see THAT aired on a mainstream news channel.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 12:54 PM (PXVnK)

400 "They're not just firing Tucker, they are trying to make sure that the man they just fired can never secure work elsewhere."

Do you actually believe, they actually believe, they can make that happen? lmao

***

Yes, because all of the old suits in charge, especially Murdoch the Elder, all still live in the world of 20 years ago. Fox, PMSNBC, and CNN are all heading for the junkyard. They just don't fully realize it yet.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (wb1YC)

401 @380

>>Trump vs. DeSantis.Who would win a shuffleboard match?

Easy, Trump.

DeSantis will send a bunch of people over to tell Trump Ron's on his way, and he's ready to throw down, just you wait, and then never show up.

Classic Meatball Ron.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (up/3i)

402 349- although I agree with your comment, anyone who's "been here for years" knows we don't act rudely towards Fen, asshole.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (iOTWL)

403 325 I would like to believe that Fox's ratings will crumble because of the TuCa firing. But I'll believe it when I see it.
They hired Donna brazile. People kept watching.
They called AZ waaaaay too early. People kept watching.
The nfl still has pretty good ratings.
People are always getting pissed off and claiming they're going to boycott something. But not that many of us actually follow through.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2023 12:42 PM (dr4Q1)

Ok, but many of the people watching Tucker--the younger demo-- weren't watching that other stuff.
========
It seems a lot of people decided not to watch this time. Ratings dropped to about half of what they were for the time period, with Fox losing to CNN and PMS-NBC for the first time since about 9/11. The schmart guyz at the network didn't think there would be viewer blowback over it. Now they're hurting, and it's their own fault.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (W+kMI)

404 I really want an M29 weasel but they are hard to find.
I worked hard all my life now I want my Tank.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 11:30 AM (A+t9i)

Seriously? I have an M29. It runs and drives, and I have been thinking of selling it. No BS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (tkR6S)

405 Democrats are getting hard to predict in any way that isn't just "imagine the most evil thing, multiply it by 100, then lie down on an overpass and get run over repeatedly until you die or want to" but I think they are telegraphing that 2024 is going to be even more obviously fake than 2020.

Like in some huge ridiculous way. I don't mean "Biden" will win Texas but at this point *everything* is on the table.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (r4XH6)

406 Oh joy. Even the hall monitors have hall monitors.

Posted by: It's hall monitors all the way down at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (N2NOk)

407 352 Tucker has “it” in the same way Rush did. He’s informative and entertaining.
Posted by: Cooldawg

Both spent a long time honing their performances and a long time in the minor leagues before hitting it big. Rush doing radio and Tucker in TV. They were also wise enough to stick to what they were good at which is why Rush tried TV and quit it and Tucker has never tried to run a radio show to my knowledge. Sean H., to his credit, started in radio, made the switch to TV but has become unlistenable in either format.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (z1H1U)

408 378 Ingraham's lips, which are obviously "done," are very distracting and unnatural. She should've left her face alone.
Posted by: Lady in Black
------
A lot of the elite women are sporting that look--fashion in some sense is a demarcation for class status.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 12:51 PM (z1H1U)

_________________

Non-elite women as well. It's an influencer thing. Big huge puffy lips. So even girls who already have really nice full lips are getting injections/implants. I don't get it. I'm not against cosmetic surgery. But spending money and risking injury to "improve" something that's already exceptional? Makes no sense.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

409 Trump vs. DeSantis.Who would win a shuffleboard match?

Easy, Trump.

DeSantis will send a bunch of people over to tell Trump Ron's on his way, and he's ready to throw down, just you wait, and then never show up.

Classic Meatball Ron.

Damn, the trash talk is really getting nasty.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (eOEVl)

410 Fox really needs to hire Dylan Mulvaney for Tucker's slot and complete its turn to the dark side.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (nyD/K)

411
I have "it", too...just like Caitlyn Jenner. Tucked and taped nice and tight.
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (9PAyK)

Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Local radio station just replaced an hour of Levin with Matt Walsh. He's pretty sharp, articulate, and a hell of an unapologetic defender of -- and fighter for -- conservatism.

He's growing on me ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 12:43 PM

Someone yesterday posted something about Walsh's recent past that was surprising. Supported illegal immigration, gun control, abortion...some squish position that seemed out of character.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (9PAyK)

413 409 Classic Meatball Ron.

Damn, the trash talk is really getting nasty.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (eOEVl)

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To be fair, DeSantis has never repudiated his Nickelback fandom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

414 That pic is a real twofer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (Ga8Fv)

415 >> I agree with your comment, anyone who's "been here for years" knows we don't act rudely towards Fen, asshole.

Fen is an insufferable scold.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (fjf8M)

416 @409

>>Damn, the trash talk is really getting nasty.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (eOEVl)

Settle down Francis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (up/3i)

417 375 @357

>>I KNOW!!!!! Let's get a Soros DA to file charges against him! - - - The DNC

We laugh, but that's not outside the realm of possibility with these maniacs.

The only good thing about this is it moves us closer to the day some governor declares these nuisance DNC lawsuits and criminal cases Null and Void in their state.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (vNbzm)

418 wow, geez...

tl;dr

all I can say is I hate it when "conservatives" attack fellow conservatives using the lefts' language.

that's a red flag.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (MLrvz)

419 So almost all news networks and reporters are mean girls. Is it a wonder why this nation is in the screwed up state that it is?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (1Ohlm)

420 Looking forward to the discovery process in the lawsuit, where it will be revealed that, in fact, Irena Briganti does carry a business card that announces her position at Fox as "Cvnt".

"Case dismissed!!!" cries Judge Sharkman!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (LNu+0)

421 Trump vs. DeSantis.Who would win a shuffleboard match

Trump jumps out to a yuge lead, then Jared starts giving him advice and Trump would take it, and the game would fall apart.

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (786Ro)

422 Are we absolutely sure the New Coke people aren't now employed by Fox?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

If they are anything like the "New Coke" people I bumped into years ago at a former employer - working as new age management consultants -- I'd say Fox did hire them. They were bat s**t crazy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

423 Biden is gonna get 430 million votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (soxWr)

424 420 Looking forward to the discovery process in the lawsuit, where it will be revealed that, in fact, Irena Briganti does carry a business card that announces her position at Fox as "Cvnt".

"Case dismissed!!!" cries Judge Sharkman!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (LNu+0)

========

The first line of her resume:

"I'm a c*nt, and I'm beautiful because I'm a c*nt. You'd better give me a job or I will destroy you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

425 Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (9PAyK)

By the way, apparently this f*ckface was on the Price is Right before he started pretending to be a chick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

426 Twofer of heifers

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (nyD/K)

427 Trump vs. DeSantis.Who would win a shuffleboard match?

The bigger question is what would each order from the McDonald's menu for lunch mid game?

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:59 PM (gmo/4)

428 423 Biden is gonna get 430 million votes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (soxWr)

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That few?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

429 415- there you go again with that fag talk

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 27, 2023 12:59 PM (iOTWL)

430 LeMon, Shemp, and Anderson in a reboot of Three's Company.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 12:52 PM (nyD/K)

Who's playing the gay guy?

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (kbqvM)

431 Seriously? I have an M29. It runs and drives, and I have been thinking of selling it. No BS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 12:55 PM (tkR6S)

How far from Tahoe are you?

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (CRG6A)

432 >>Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 27, 2023 12:59 PM (iOTWL)

Go Fuck your Mother, Farmer Bob.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (fjf8M)

433 The bigger question is what would each order from the McDonald's menu for lunch mid game?

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 12:59 PM (gmo/4)

Desantis seems more like a Wendy's guy. Semi bespoke burgers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (aD39U)

434 411 Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Even among troons, Dylan is a fraud. He's said before part of the reason he's doing this is because his acting career stalled out and he thinks the only way to kickstart it is if he can play women's roles.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (UnA8+)

435 >>> By the way, apparently this f*ckface was on the Price is Right before he started pretending to be a chick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

I saw that clip and he acted exactly the same as he does now only without the wig and makeup. The exact same idiotic behavior.

Posted by: DJ at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (H5y4s)

436 @427

>>The bigger question is what would each order from the McDonald's menu for lunch mid game?

Trump would order one of each item off of the value menu and a large coke, Ron would order the Filet O' Fish and tell them to hold the tarter sauce and bun and a small sweet tea.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 01:01 PM (up/3i)

437 Where is Maddow in that market share chart? Tucker should get together with Maddow and do a nightly bit on her show trashing Fox. Imagine the hilarity. Or maybe a point-counterpoint type of segment that soft pedals the commies while he awaits his next gig.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 27, 2023 01:01 PM (roPuI)

438 I agree with your comment, anyone who's "been here for years" knows we don't act rudely towards Fen, asshole.

Fen is an insufferable scold.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 12:57 PM (fjf8M)

No, she is a sufferable scold with a heart of gold. At worst.

Your Crocs are too tight, buddy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2023 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

439 "Fox News, one very plausible theory goes, was settled because they didn't want Rupert Murdoch and top executives to take the stand, because Dominion would have attempted to read their emails into the record, in which they state in no uncertain terms how much they absolutely LOATHE the populist base, the real conservatives."

///////

nah, even then...still not worth 700 million

their settlement puzzles everyone

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 27, 2023 01:01 PM (MLrvz)

440 Trump vs. DeSantis.Who would win a shuffleboard match

Trump jumps out to a yuge lead, then Jared starts giving him advice and Trump would take it, and the game would fall apart.

Posted by: Hands at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (786Ro)

But then Melania's Slovakian genetics would kick in and she'd shank Jared.

Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (gmo/4)

441 I finally gave up on Trek six episodes into Discovery. I have no intention of watching any of this. That said, even the positive reviews sound like they're reaching for nice things to say. It sounds like it's terrible writing with shit tons of fan service thrown in. Red Letter Media's review of the last three episodes sounded like they got bought off They were just shilling.

Trek is dead. Stick to the classics.
Posted by: Robert
__________________

I heard the new Indiana Jones Movies is going to be great!

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (Z32m1)

442 You're all missing the big issue in T vs D. Who is mas caliente, Senora T o Senora D?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (eOEVl)

443 425 Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 27, 2023 12:53 PM (9PAyK)

By the way, apparently this f*ckface was on the Price is Right before he started pretending to be a chick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM

I don't know about that, but he was on Broadway in "The Book of Mormon"
https://tinyurl.com/24m8nku3

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (9PAyK)

444 I’m on Team Fen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (L2YW6)

445
Oh joy. Even the hall monitors have hall monitors.

Posted by: It's hall monitors all the way down at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM

Lol.a.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (enJYY)

446 Isn't Tucker at Fox anymore?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, trying for some levity at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (PiwSw)

447 442 You're all missing the big issue in T vs D. Who is mas caliente, Senora T o Senora D?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (eOEVl)

=========

It's the question that the primary will come down on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

448 "Many retailers are struggling to survive due to the rampant crime in the city. What is to be Portland’s first Shake Shack was hit by vandals before it even opened.

Others have chosen to shut down or abandon the city completely. Earlier this month, REI announced it was closing its only Portland location after almost two decades in the Rose City because the store “had its highest number of break-ins and thefts in two decades, despite actions to provide extra security.”

In March, woke pizza chain Hotlips announced the closure of three of its five Portland stores and Cracker Barrel also announced it was closing its only remaining locations in the city.

This followed an announcement from Walmart that it was closing its Portland area locations due to a lack of profits."

***

Portland had a Cracker Barrel?

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (wb1YC)

449 Do you wanna hurt meeeeee....do you really wanna make me cry......

Posted by: Shemp at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (OZjDX)

450
I don't know about that, but he was on Broadway in "The Book of Mormon"
https://tinyurl.com/24m8nku3
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 27, 2023 01:02 PM (9PAyK)

I'm betting his head was in a lot of toilets when he was young.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

451 While the radio in your car may not be able to receive AM signals much longer all of the bigger AM radio stations can be streamed on your phone while you are driving.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2023 12:28 PM (ncXxy)

If AM radio is important to you, why would you buy a car that didn't have one?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (tkR6S)

452 Fen is more than capable of standing up for herself… that is a compliment…

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (PCK5/)

453 Yes, because all of the old suits in charge, especially Murdoch the Elder, all still live in the world of 20 years ago. Fox, PMSNBC, and CNN are all heading for the junkyard. They just don't fully realize it yet.
Posted by: Azathoth

The current execs at CNN realize it but simply did not have the talent to make the jump to streaming which is a demographic skewing to the younger generations. Chris Wallace anyone? Really? So they canned it.

MSNBC is stable right now. It has its dedicated niche of feeding pap to the borg inhabitants and is part of the broader Comcast Universal which has both carrier abilities (cable) and product (NBC-Peacock Streaming-Universal, etc.). MSNBC is probably pretty profitable because of advertising execs giving bucks to their peeps.

Fox cable is dying as its audience does too. Not surprisingly, Tucker, as one of the few major changes in the Fox lineup, brought in younger viewers. Hannity is over the hill and Ingraham is a non-entity. No one turns on Fox to see Bret Baier except Chris Hayes. So, you have Watters and Gutfield as perhaps the future at Fox but I bet that their viewers would be just as happy if they went indy and streamed.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (z1H1U)

454 Began working for Fox News in 1996. Imagine the tome of information on anyone & everyone of some importance at her hand, protecting the corporation, protecting her turf, 100% of every SINGLE day of her life. (Emphasis added.)

Even when Roger Ailes went, she of the infamous media relations department remained.

Smears of TuCa would be customary, expected.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (GshMh)

455 >>>Ingraham's lips, which are obviously "done," are very distracting and unnatural. She should've left her face alone.
Posted by: Lady in Black

>On the bright side, she's no Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (KVGVf)

456 Portland had a Cracker Barrel?
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (wb1YC)

It is exotic cuisine to Northwesterners.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:04 PM (aD39U)

457 I speculate that Fox keeps its Secretly Unsayable Things list secret not just to inculcate a general feeling of insecurity, fear, and paranoia, but because Fox News doesn't want it to ever leak that they have official, written policies against promoting actual conservative ideas and complaints.

They also keep it secret so that they can be "flexible" depending on the circumstances and the individual(s) involved. This way they can add things to or remove things from the list without having to explain themselves.

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 27, 2023 01:04 PM (eHovo)

458 Who would you rather drink a beer with ?

Fen or Garret ?

You don't answer Ace

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (NtVYv)

459 368 333 The nfl still has pretty good ratings.

When I hear someone talking about the NFL, MLB, NBA in a positive light, it's my indicator that they are a fucking douchebag commie. I will have nothing to do with them at that point.
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 12:46 PM (N5C4b)

Hearty AMEN.
======
Lighten up, Francis. I'm not going to stop watching the Bengals now when they finally have a reliable playoff team. The League thinks it's the reason for the game, but it's not. Kaepernick will never be a tenth of the quarterback or man that Burrow is right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (W+kMI)

460 Many retailers are struggling to survive due to the rampant crime in the city. What is to be Portland’s first Shake Shack was hit by vandals before it even opened. ...
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:03 PM (wb1YC)
++++
Driving down the main drag in my town, I have noticed that buildings under construction have their materials sitting out. Just sitting there. Not even construction fencing around them.

And those materials stay put. They're there when the builders get to the site to continue work.

It's nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (t0OGg)

461 Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge

Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

462 Or would it be Cracka Barrel in Portland?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (nyD/K)

463 321 Turn off your TV

Eat a Lotta peaches.

Posted by: Ghost of John Prine at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (+M04z)

464 Today’s first quarter 2023 GDP Report shows personal disposable income and consumer spending are up –

Our economy remains strong as we transition to stable growth.

And with 12.5 million new jobs and near record-low unemployment, my economic plan is working.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (soxWr)

465
You don't answer Ace
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (NtVYv)

I'd have to say Fen because he threatened to kill me were we ever in the same room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

466 461 Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge

Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

That's because Dylan isn't transitioning.

He's not even taking the hormones.

This is all just a part of his stalled-out acting career.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

467 Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Lia Thomas at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (PiwSw)

468 Here is the Price is Right clip:

https://tinyurl.com/2jhdjhy6

Posted by: DJ at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (H5y4s)

469 423 Biden is gonna get 430 million votes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
---------
Good. That is what it takes to blow up the electorate and make it plain that there are no fair elections. Back in the day, that is what led cities in the 00's including NYC to clean up elections over time--even the liberals got disgusted at having no voice.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (z1H1U)

470 I'd reply on kind, but I'm sensitive to your preferences, so switch out the parent (assuming either you or her know him which is, of course, doubtful).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (iOTWL)

471 Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

Au contraire mon frere

Posted by: Bruce C Jenner at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (NtVYv)

472 460 Driving down the main drag in my town, I have noticed that buildings under construction have their materials sitting out. Just sitting there. Not even construction fencing around them.

And those materials stay put. They're there when the builders get to the site to continue work.

It's nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"This is a sign of the white supremacy of Tennessee. Without that inherent fear in the black population, that they would be punished for not being their true selves, they would be free to express themselves in the ways truest to them. Signs of lack of theft make me sick."
-Rich, white woman, begging for clicks on Facebook

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

473 Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.

Look at the biology major. So confident there's not such a thing as a ladypenis, despite the existence of the most beautiful and glamorous first lady ever, Michelle Obama.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)

474 Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (W+kMI)

They will happily take your money while funding a political system that wants you dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (soxWr)

475 Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM

HOW DARE YOU! Are you a biologist!?!? Men can give birth, breast feed, get cervical cancer, and everything else women can do! Anatomy has nothing to do with gender!!!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (9PAyK)

476 Fox apparently is conservative in the same way as the Republican Party, then.

The Grossberg was transparently pretextual.

Has Fox offered any official explanation, either to the public or externally? I haven't seen anything, anyhow.

"Prepping the battlespace for 2024, eh?"

The Ukraine Grift Train ain't gonna run on its own.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (KSNKu)

477 You don't answer Ace
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (NtVYv)

I'd have to say Fen because he threatened to kill me were we ever in the same room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

A little role playing ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 01:07 PM (NtVYv)

478 Ru Paul still has a dick, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (aD39U)

479 434 411 Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Even among troons, Dylan is a fraud. He's said before part of the reason he's doing this is because his acting career stalled out and he thinks the only way to kickstart it is if he can play women's roles.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (UnA8+)

435 >>> By the way, apparently this f*ckface was on the Price is Right before he started pretending to be a chick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

I saw that clip and he acted exactly the same as he does now only without the wig and makeup. The exact same idiotic behavior.
Posted by: DJ at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (H5y4s)

==================

Dylan Mulvaney is making some serious money from his endorsements, but notice he is not going full Trans and getting an Innie? He made some headway in Hollywood by appearing on the "Price is Right and dancing on Ellen.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (Z32m1)

480 1 Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

Except for their husband's balls in their purses.

Posted by: Possession v attachment but still at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (N2NOk)

481 Today’s first quarter 2023 GDP Report shows personal disposable income and consumer spending are up

US economic growth slows in first quarter.

Posted by: Reuters headline dares to contradict Supreme Leader Shitpants at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (ivvNA)

482 Dylan Mulvaney is doing bad role-playing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (nyD/K)

483 And those materials stay put. They're there when the builders get to the site to continue work.

It's nice.

****

I worked in a big southern city back in the late 80s. They were trying to build a Burger King who's back property was 100 yards or so from a public housing area. They shipped four separate HVAC systems there before they could install one before it was stolen off the pallets.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (wb1YC)

484 I wonder how the whole tranny movement is affecting the LARP community.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

485 469 423 Biden is gonna get 430 million votes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
---------
Good. That is what it takes to blow up the electorate and make it plain that there are no fair elections. Back in the day, that is what led cities in the 00's including NYC to clean up elections over time--even the liberals got disgusted at having no voice.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM

Step 1- Dems blatantly steal the election
Step 2- ?????
Step 3- Profit!

Posted by: AoS Electorate Gnomes at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (9PAyK)

486 459
Francis. I'm not going to stop watching the Bengals now when they finally have a reliable playoff team.

See. Here's a white boy who knows his place.

Posted by: Colon Kaepertwink at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (vNbzm)

487 Bad lip synching > Bad role-playing

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

488 484 I wonder how the whole tranny movement is affecting the LARP community.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

Isn't it one in the same?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

489 Driving down the main drag in my town, I have noticed that buildings under construction have their materials sitting out. Just sitting there. Not even construction fencing around them.

And those materials stay put. They're there when the builders get to the site to continue work.

It's nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Increase in prime rates has hit commercial building developers hard in both demand for their strip malls, offices, and such and their interest rates paid. A lot of those projects are heading to bankruptcy and bank foreclosures. That in turn is going to put a lot of stress on local and regional banks that float the note for these companies.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (z1H1U)

490 Dylan Mulvaney is doing bad role-playing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (nyD/K)

Which is to say he's a tranny

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (ULkm8)

491 You don't answer Ace

Look, Ace is a scholar and a gentlemen.

Well, he's at least literate and housebroken.

But he shouldn't be hosting or even attending a beer summit. We'd all be negotiating a quality brew, and he'd helpfully offer to bring keto lasagna.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (ppBhU)

492 Dylan Mulvaney is doing bad role-playing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (nyD/K)

He's a flaming homo playing a flaming homo disguised as another flaming homo.

Posted by: Never go full flamer at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (N2NOk)

493 No need to fight amongst yourselves here.

If you want to insult someone, insult me. At least I have it coming.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (IXlsO)

494 I worked in a big southern city back in the late 80s. They were trying to build a Burger King who's back property was 100 yards or so from a public housing area. They shipped four separate HVAC systems there before they could install one before it was stolen off the pallets.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (wb1YC)

Savannah?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (aD39U)

495 Step 1- Dems blatantly steal the election
Step 2- ?????
Step 3- Profit!
Posted by: AoS Electorate Gnome

They already did that. Twice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (soxWr)

496 479 Dylan Mulvaney is making some serious money from his endorsements, but notice he is not going full Trans and getting an Innie? He made some headway in Hollywood by appearing on the "Price is Right and dancing on Ellen.
Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (Z32m1)

Most of them don't get it cut off in exchange for always smelling like shit now.

Most of them now are too fat to get it cut off even if they wanted to.

But Dylan is just an actor trying to get female roles in plays and TV shows. Michael Knowles (no, not Walsh) did a video explaining Dylan's whole act.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

497 466 461 Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge

Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM (Y6puj)

That's because Dylan isn't transitioning.

He's not even taking the hormones.

This is all just a part of his stalled-out acting career.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

So the Tootsie Strategy, then.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (/iWhV)

498 493 No need to fight amongst yourselves here.

If you want to insult someone, insult me. At least I have it coming.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (IXlsO)

=======

I'm the only asshole here!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

499 Well a big effin so what. Fox News is dead to me.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (cB7nX)

500 Step 1- Dems blatantly steal the election
Step 2- ?????
Step 3- Profit!
Posted by: AoS Electorate Gnomes
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Most people ignore reality until shit is literally rubbed into their face. That 430 million votes will also have to be reflected at the state and local level which even GOPe has to complain about as they lose their grift.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (z1H1U)

501 Good. That is what it takes to blow up the electorate and make it plain that there are no fair elections.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Chicago at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (AbL8c)

502
Never EVER let anyone know what gets to you.

Much easier to fuck with them when they have no idea.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (ULkm8)

503 461
Dylan doesn't tuck.....He's trying to normalize 'bulges in bikinis."

The sick fuck.....
Posted by: Sponge

Which defeats the purpose of transitioning to a female. Females don't have guy parts.

This is the analysis I would have never expected 20 years ago.

Posted by: Dr, Claw at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (vNbzm)

504
=======

I'm the only asshole here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

505 The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?

I'll do it. I'll start every show with, "I may get fired for this broadcast."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (Bd6X8)

506 482 Dylan Mulvaney is doing bad role-playing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM

I had assumed it was just a brilliant grift...I'd prance around degrading myself for a year for the kind of money he's raking in. Once he got the facial reconstructive surgery, though, it moved from grift to untreated mental illness.

Posted by: Grimmy at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (9PAyK)

507 Savannah?

***

Montgomery.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

508
Is calling someone a cunt a civil infraction?

Does a fine cover it or is there jail time involved?

Posted by: Auspex at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (j4U/Z)

509
Tucker's dinner with Rupert didn't go well
Posted by: REDACTED

My Dinner With Itchy

https://youtu.be/_eVJmo9dXRc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (63Dwl)

510 garret, seems Fen has gotten under your skin. She's passive-aggressive. Let it go.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (kbqvM)

511 If you want to insult someone, insult me. At least I have it coming.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (IXlsO)

You eloquent thoughtful open-minded incisive piece of shit

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (ULkm8)

512 Never EVER let anyone know what gets to you.

Much easier to fuck with them when they have no idea.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (ULkm

If you don't want em to get your goat, don't tell em where it's hid.

- - - Shit David Lee Roth Sung

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

513 But Dylan is just an actor trying to get female roles in plays and TV shows. Michael Knowles (no, not Walsh) did a video explaining Dylan's whole act.
Posted by: XTC
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If only there was an era where all female parts on stage were played by males.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (z1H1U)

514 Montgomery.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

At least it wasn't Selma.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM (aD39U)

515 Why give people ammo? Just log the shit that gets to them, life is so much better this way.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (ULkm8)

516 Seen on twitter:

The 4th little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It isn't very sturdy, but it sends a message.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (soxWr)

517 Biden is gonna get 430 million votes.

--

Remember the malarky that was being bandied about a few years ago...that other countries should be allowed to vote in America elections for president too since our status on a number of fronts worldwide directly affects "x" countries too?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (sVtYq)

518 Dylan Mulvaney > Bob Dylan

There. I said it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (ppBhU)

519 Dylan Mulvaney is making some serious money from his endorsements, but notice he is not going full Trans and getting an Innie? He made some headway in Hollywood by appearing on the "Price is Right and dancing on Ellen.
Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (Z32m1)

Yep. Not changing his name, not getting boobs, not cutting his dick off. This guy is conning everyone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

520 495 Step 1- Dems blatantly steal the election
Step 2- ?????
Step 3- Profit!
Posted by: AoS Electorate Gnome

They already did that. Twice.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM

Next time, though! Trust the plan!

Posted by: Sundance at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (9PAyK)

521
:: Orders Bud Light and has it sent to garrets table ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (enJYY)

522 The only thing sadder than fakey internet friends is fakey internet enemies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (aD39U)

523 Can't we ... all ... get along?

Posted by: Rodney king at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (flINI)

524 Dylan is shakespeare?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (soxWr)

525 Increase in prime rates has hit commercial building developers hard in both demand for their strip malls, offices, and such and their interest rates paid. A lot of those projects are heading to bankruptcy and bank foreclosures. That in turn is going to put a lot of stress on local and regional banks that float the note for these companies.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:09 PM (z1H1U)
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Sure, but that's not what I'm getting at. The problems in the CRE market and inevitable declines it will face - likely including unfinished buildings - don't change the fact that I live in a peaceful place where there isn't much property crime.

For now, anyway. Recessions do weird and sometimes nasty things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

526 522 The only thing sadder than fakey internet friends is fakey internet enemies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (aD39U)

========

That's it! You're on the list!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

527 522 The only thing sadder than fakey internet friends is fakey internet enemies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (aD39U)

You said that… out loud…

Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (PCK5/)

528 Honestly, I wouldn't recognize Dylan Mulvaney if I had to step over his low-T corpse on the sidewalk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (aD39U)

529 I like my fakey internet friends. Present company excluded.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (ULkm8)

530 Can't we ... all ... get along?
Posted by: Rodney king at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (flINI)

Probably not until well into 2025, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

531 Who would you rather drink a beer with ?
Fen or Garret ?
You don't answer Ace
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 27, 2023 01:05 PM

I'll drink a beer with anyone who comes to the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

532 The only thing sadder than fakey internet friends is fakey internet enemies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:14 PM (aD39U)

You mean these little grey boxes on the internet shouldn't effect every aspect of my life?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

533 If you don't want em Habib to ~~get~~ fuck your goat, don't tell em where it's hid.

- - - Shit David Lee Roth Sung
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:12 PM

I feel this, my man.

Posted by: Hakmed, a terrorist at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (9PAyK)

534 I like my fakey internet friends. Present company excluded.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (ULkm8 )

*pouts*

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

535
I'll drink a beer with anyone who comes to the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

And I will toast you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

536 Honestly, I wouldn't recognize Dylan Mulvaney if I had to step over his low-T corpse on the sidewalk.

Careful. If you don't recognize her, you might accidentially trip over her penis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)

537 :: Orders Bud Light and has it sent to garrets table ::

That's funny, right there.

Posted by: Dr, Claw at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (vNbzm)

538 Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the smart military blog!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

539
I feel this, my man.
Posted by: Hakmed, a terrorist at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (9PAyK)

That's an incredibly accurate edit, Hakmed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

540 At least it wasn’t Selma.

Or Patty.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (L2YW6)

541 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

Fuck. I didn't know you were here!!!

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (ULkm8)

542 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (sVtYq)

543 the new espresso machine works great- I just had my first double shot-
now if you'll excuse me, I'm going down to the corner gas station to fight people

Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (geLO8)

544 Seriously though, Ru Paul is just a transvestite, yes? He still has his twig and berries doesn't he? Is he a homosexual? I would guess so but I really don't know.

There is a lot of current culture that I don't follow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (aD39U)

545 Who would you rather drink a beer with ?
Fen or Garret ?

Fen. Get her drunk and listen to her dish on garret.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (kbqvM)

546 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (sVtYq)

Proof that being an incel can lead to some really crazy things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

547 I'm not voting for Trump, but that has little to do with Trump, per se.

But I'm incredibly grateful for what he tried to do.

I also predicted that many of his proponents would savagely turn against him in about two seconds once he "lost."

Just the way it goes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 01:19 PM (oINRc)

548 524 Dylan is shakespeare?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I think everyone is waiting for the remake of Romeo and Juliet where Dylan shows Romeo her package.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:19 PM (z1H1U)

549 current culture

lol

Does she still have a penis?!?

Current culture indeed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:19 PM (ppBhU)

550 Rmeember that day ace did all those quick posts in succession all day long?

I mean the day he did like three posts 45 minutes apart and then unceremoniously resumed his normal schedule?

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:19 PM (huCYc)

551 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: David Hogg at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)

552 Seriously though, Ru Paul is just a transvestite, yes? He still has his twig and berries doesn't he? Is he a homosexual? I would guess so but I really don't know.

There is a lot of current culture that I don't follow.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (aD39U)

Correct. When he's out of his makeup, he's a guy that will sit with you and have a beer. And he's not a homo either, I don't believe. Not sure on that one, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

553 doesn't Meatball have any close friends

like one that tells him he's about to wreck his politcal future

Rove must be telling Meatball "son, we alreay got a horse for 2028, so this is your slot"

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (us2H3)

554 I read elsewhere that one of the "antisemitic" things the prickly schoolmarm had to endure was Christmas decorations. As a Jew, having to look at Christmas trees and Santas was clearly directed hate, almost as bad as Auschwitz.

Which really goes to show the power of the news headline, knowing that people will see a name associated with "misogynist" or "antisemitic" or "something-phone" and no other facts need be presented. The damage is done.

Posted by: red speck at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (Ny/Va)

555 >>I mean the day he did like three posts 45 minutes apart and then unceremoniously resumed his normal schedule?

That idea was shelved.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (fjf8M)

556 the new espresso machine works great- I just had my first double shot-
now if you'll excuse me, I'm going down to the corner gas station to fight people
Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (geLO

WOW! It's that good?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (AiZBA)

557 It is thunderstorming here today, after a couple of weeks of perfect weather.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (aD39U)

558 Two video presentations of Carlson since the weekend: 1) On a golfcart and 2) A two minute video. That's it. I wish him and his family the best and look forward to watching Fox video clips of nonentities spouting whatevers while they are paid exorbitant salaries by people who hate and loathe everything I hold dear.

Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

559
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: David Hogg at April 27, 2023 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)

I've heard you're a catcher. You can't pitch because you can't reach between the cheeks to get to the mud tunnel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

560 I'll drink a beer with anyone who comes to the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

And I will toast you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

Did we ever find out if Jim, Sunk New Dawn, was arrested by the Coast Guard for boating in a restricted zone and forcing the cancellation of Starship last week?

/That had me cracking up all day ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (2oHWb)

561 Seriously though, Ru Paul is just a transvestite, yes? He still has his twig and berries doesn't he? Is he a homosexual? I would guess so but I really don't know.

There is a lot of current culture that I don't follow.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:18 PM (aD39U)

I believe he is a drag queen, in the original sense of the word.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

562 519 Dylan Mulvaney is making some serious money from his endorsements, but notice he is not going full Trans and getting an Innie? He made some headway in Hollywood by appearing on the "Price is Right and dancing on Ellen.
Posted by: rd at April 27, 2023 01:08 PM (Z32m1)

Yep. Not changing his name, not getting boobs, not cutting his dick off. This guy is conning everyone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

He did get facial feminizing plastic surgery. No other trans surgeries.

Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (AMIL/)

563 When was the last time WitchDoktor was around?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

564 That idea was 'shelve'd.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Dr, Claw at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (vNbzm)

565 Checkout Espresso Vivace out of Seattle for some really great, freshly roasted Espresso Beans.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (fjf8M)

566 >WOW! It's that good?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV

yeah, it got me- I gotta be careful with this machine, or I will just run up the wall and explode

Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (geLO8)

567 He did get facial feminizing plastic surgery.

Boy howdy did that not work out then.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (ppBhU)

568 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (sVtYq)
_______________

I think the preferred term is "pipe cleaner arms," but that's me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 27, 2023 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

569
Correct. When he's out of his makeup, he's a guy that will sit with you and have a beer. And he's not a homo either, I don't believe. Not sure on that one, tho.

--

Yeah, same with Beverly LaSalle*.

*blast from the past

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (sVtYq)

570 Sure, but that's not what I'm getting at. The problems in the CRE market and inevitable declines it will face - likely including unfinished buildings - don't change the fact that I live in a peaceful place where there isn't much property crime.

For now, anyway. Recessions do weird and sometimes nasty things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
-----
Right now, we are in the weird phoney war part before the economy tanks. Signs are there everywhere but the band is still playing, something is on tv, and grocery stores have product. People are unsettled but still go about their day right now.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (z1H1U)

571
Orders Bud Light and has it sent to garrets table ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Oooooooo, burn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (n+4am)

572 Two video presentations of Carlson since the weekend: 1) On a golfcart and 2) A two minute video. That's it. I wish him and his family the best and look forward to watching Fox video clips of nonentities spouting whatevers while they are paid exorbitant salaries by people who hate and loathe everything I hold dear.

Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2023 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

---------

Love the way he's played this thus far. Tucker the Tease ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (2oHWb)

573 519 Yep. Not changing his name, not getting boobs, not cutting his dick off. This guy is conning everyone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

Most now don't get their dicks cut off.

Even if they get their balls removed.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

574 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

Fuck. I didn't know you were here!!!
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM

The Bacon Wench knows if you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness sake!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (a3Q+t)

575 I can't imagine that Mulvaney goofball, with his noodle arms and legs and scrawny torso even having much of a bulge.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:17 PM (sVtYq)

Mulvaney vs Hogg - The Tussle with No Muscle!

Catch it this weekend, only on ESPN!

Posted by: please tune in to our shitty network of shit at April 27, 2023 01:24 PM (ivvNA)

576 Yep. Not changing his name, not getting boobs, not cutting his dick off. This guy is conning everyone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

And getting paid handsomely for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

577 Mulvaney vs Hogg - The Tussle with No Muscle!

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:24 PM (aD39U)

578 These people even look like each other. Briganti could be a twin sister to that ATF creep Gaetz roasted.

Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2023 01:24 PM (cTCuP)

579 “Tranny”, “Trans woman” are the modern euphemisms for a flamboyantly effeminate male.

Think, Liberace. Whole world knew he was a flamer. It was part of his schtick. Still, he had his beards.

Posted by: Raspail at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (Men5k)

580 Once you have Espresso at your fingertips for a while you will have to be careful with brewed coffees, a lot more caffeine in those. Espresso usually tricks you into drinking more coffee throughout the day.

But that brewed stuff is rocket fuel in comparison.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (fjf8M)

581 >The question is: Who wants to host the Most Censored Hour on Television, where you can be snap-fired for violating one of Fox's Secret Unsayable Things list? And where you'll be smeared as an antisemite and misogynist when they decide, inevitably, to fire you?

>>I'll do it. I'll start every show with, "I may get fired for this broadcast."

See, this is probably the only way for Fox News to pull in anything comparable to the numbers that Tucker was getting--at least for a short while.

They hire one true conservative after another who leads the show with one of Fox's "Secret Unsayable True Things", then expands on it, after which he or she is immediately fired and replaced by another conservative the next night, who follows the same template.

Probably only last a week at most, but that would be gold.

Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (PXVnK)

582 Most now don't get their dicks cut off.

Even if they get their balls removed.

Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2023 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

Fair enough, but most of them do get breast implants and change their names and insist everyone use them or be called literally Hitler.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

583 Dylan Mulvaney has decided all women look like 60s extras on the set of Beach Blanket Bingo. He's such a gross caricature with no idea what it's like to be like or look like a modern woman.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (sVtYq)

584 569 LiB, that was All in the Family, correct?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (L2YW6)

585 Schmukie Tumor is looking out for you!

Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
The Republican Default on America Act is DOA in the Senate.
It’s a ransom note to the American people to suffer the Republican radical, right-wing agenda or suffer a catastrophic default.
Democrats won’t allow it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)

586 One of the things she claims created a "hostile work environment" was a bad picture of Nancy Pelosi which the staffers had printed out and put on a wall.

********

Wait. There's a GOOD picture of Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:26 PM (ykeLU)

587 585 Schmukie Tumor is looking out for you!

Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
The Republican Default on America Act is DOA in the Senate.
It’s a ransom note to the American people to suffer the Republican radical, right-wing agenda or suffer a catastrophic default.
Democrats won’t allow it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)

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*goes home to fish for the next year*
-Alternate Universe Speaker McCarthy

*plans on how best to fundraise on inevitable folding*
-Real world Speaker McCarthy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

588 486 459
Francis. I'm not going to stop watching the Bengals now when they finally have a reliable playoff team.

See. Here's a white boy who knows his place.
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Fuck you Kaepertwinkie. You were second-rate even in your best season, you were lucky to be on a West Coast team where you got a chance, instead of being Ben Roethlisberger's towel boy. And then when you finally got a chance, you listened to your woke-ass bitch of a girlfriend and threw away your career to be a bigger bitch for the Leftards than the queerbait they have hawking bad beer right now. You aren't the face of pro football, you never were the face of prof football, and the kids playing high school ball right now have forgotten your name.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:26 PM (W+kMI)

589 I prefer Polcari's espresso beans from the Boston Northend

Posted by: Regular joe at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (nnp+f)

590 How far from Tahoe are you?
Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 01:00 PM (CRG6A)

My home is in southern Alberta, and that's where the Weasel is, in my shop. It would be a long two day trailer haul, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

591 LiB, that was All in the Family, correct?

--

You gots it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (sVtYq)

592
There is no "transition" to another gender. It is impossible.

A "surgery" does not make a tranny more legit than an another tranny.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (Z12rM)

593 Wait. There's a GOOD picture of Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:26 PM (ykeLU)

A bad picture of Pelosi is one where she looks good.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (Lw+oL)

594 He's such a gross caricature with no idea what it's like to be like or look like a modern woman.

He's a parody of a caricature of a cliche viewed in a funhouse mirror.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (ppBhU)

595 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
The Republican Default on America Act is DOA in the Senate.
It’s a ransom note to the American people to suffer the Republican radical, right-wing agenda or suffer a catastrophic default.
Democrats won’t allow it.

And how does he propose they not allow it? Is that just the (probably safe) assumption that the Republicans will do anything to avoid mean things being said in the media?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)

596 My short positions are ... well ... taking it in the shorts today.

Good thing I am playing with house money.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (aD39U)

597 Well, only 535 comments late with that entry. Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (ykeLU)

598 553 doesn't Meatball have any close friends

like one that tells him he's about to wreck his politcal future

Rove must be telling Meatball "son, we alreay got a horse for 2028, so this is your slot"
Posted by: REDACTED
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DeSantis is a very private person and has a close circle of friends and I certainly believe he is smart enough to know what Rove and those big donors want him to do. But, he is also smart enough to use them just as they are trying to use him.

I would call him a Sigma type male versus Trump's stereotyped Alpha behavior.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (z1H1U)

599
Bruce Jenner can have all his limbs amputated, turned inside out, and re-attached. He's still Bruce Jenner until he takes his last breath.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (Z12rM)

600 A "surgery" does not make a tranny more legit than an another tranny.

Agreed, but the fastest way to end tranny madness is to actually force these cosplayers to chop off their dicks.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

601
Yeah, same with Beverly LaSalle*.

*blast from the past
Posted by: Lady in Black

The one on All In the Family?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

602 speck, most the the antisemitic "hate crimes" are committed by a group that shall not be named.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (kbqvM)

603 “Tranny”, “Trans woman” are the modern euphemisms for a flamboyantly effeminate male.

Think, Liberace. Whole world knew he was a flamer. It was part of his schtick. Still, he had his beards.

Posted by: Raspail at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (Men5k)

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Paul Lynde. Still my favorite bit from Hollywood Squares:

Peter Marshall: "Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth and Wrath are collectively known as what.?"

Paul Lynde: "Oh ... the Bill of Rights."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (2oHWb)

604 Beverly LaSalle was indeed a character on AitF. I think the episode ended with him being killed by intolerants.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (sVtYq)

605 Rumors swirling that Fox is bringing back Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (N5C4b)

606 The one on All In the Family?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (63Dwl)
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She ran great.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (2hlEI)

607 Schmukie Tumor is looking out for you!

Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
The Republican Default on America Act is DOA in the Senate.
It’s a ransom note to the American people to suffer the Republican radical, right-wing agenda or suffer a catastrophic default.
Democrats won’t allow it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)

And today it was announced that economic growth slowed to 1.1% and that the inflation rate was 4.2%, a half-point higher than the 3.7% that the "experts" expected. That's the stagflation I remember during the 70s.

Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

608 Rumors swirling that Fox is bringing back Chris Wallace.
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 01:29 PM (N5C4b)

Perfect.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (aD39U)

609 So let me see if I have this straight (I denounce myself for that one): Tucker Carlson created a "hostile work environment" in New York all the way from Florida? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

610 Breaking: It's on in WV - WV Gov Jim Justice to run for Manchin's senate seat...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (exHjb)

611 571
Orders Bud Light and has it sent to garrets table ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Oooooooo, burn.
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Whooo, what a burn, get the fire extinguisher.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (W+kMI)

612
But that brewed stuff is rocket fuel in comparison.
Posted by: garrett

Obligatory Bill McNeal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpwjnMFlJI

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (n+4am)

613 So let me see if I have this straight (I denounce myself for that one): Tucker Carlson created a "hostile work environment" in New York all the way from Florida? Do I have that right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

With.his.mind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (aD39U)

614 Whoa, giant thunder boom just shook the house.

I was not expecting that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (aD39U)

615 If it's Mulvaney-Hogg Friday Night Sissy Fight, I've got my money on Mulvaney. He's less scrawny (somehow), and the Tranny Rage is the x-factor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (oINRc)

616 553 doesn't Meatball have any close friends

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Sure. Fries and a shake.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (AbL8c)

617 Nood duties performed
Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (FNXc0)

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Dude...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

I dropped that comment and left for a while -- and this thread is still active?!?!?

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (FNXc0)

618 610 Breaking: It's on in WV - WV Gov Jim Justice to run for Manchin's senate seat...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2023 01:30 PM (exHjb)

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Getting rid of Joe Manchin will be the best thing to happen to happen in 2024 American politics.

I'm so sick of his, "I'm an idiot and I can't believe I got played, vote for me," shtick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

619 RIP Phil Hartman

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (fjf8M)

620 Ha ha haaaa! You discarded me long ago but now I'm here to gloat over the smoldering wreck of your once monumental career! Aaaah hah hah haaaah! ... wow, that felt pretty good ... But no, really sorry to hear you lost your job bro.

Hey, have you thought about changing up your tie game? Because I have a great idea...

Posted by: The Tiny Preppy Bowtie at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (t1eo9)

621 Bruce Jenner can have all his limbs amputated, turned inside out, and re-attached. He's still Bruce Jenner until he takes his last breath.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (Z12rM)

One of iconic athletes of our time. When the Olympics used to mean something.

Posted by: JmT at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (kbqvM)

622
Do the House Republicans have the balls to let biden "shutdown" the govt?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (Z12rM)

623 RIP Phil Hartman
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (fjf8M)

He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:32 PM (aD39U)

624 622
Do the House Republicans have the balls to let biden "shutdown" the govt?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (Z12rM)

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No.

Did anyone think otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 27, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

625 DeSantis is a very private person and has a close circle of friends and I certainly believe he is smart enough to know what Rove and those big donors want him to do. But, he is also smart enough to use them just as they are trying to use him.

I would call him a Sigma type male versus Trump's stereotyped Alpha behavior.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:28 PM (z1H1U)

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Huh, hadn't heard that term before. * Searches "Brave AI" *

Sigma males are successful, good-looking, dominant and influential individuals who tend to be loners without a pack. The term "sigma male" was first coined by far-right activist and writer Theodore Robert Beale (Vox Day).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:32 PM (2oHWb)

626 Alright I'll give you my weakness since this is or should be a dead thread. If you know my wife IRL and talk about her in anything but the most glowing goddess-like terms, there is going to be a fucking problem and you won't like how your teeth feel down your fucking throat.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (Y83n4)

627
Whoa, giant thunder boom just shook the house.

I was not expecting that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Are you sure it wasn't a meteor?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

628 My home is in southern Alberta, and that's where the Weasel is, in my shop. It would be a long two day trailer haul, to be sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

Plus trying to get it into the US would be a pain in the ass I would think. I'll keep looking thanks.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (CRG6A)

629 NOOD at last

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (FNXc0)

630 Are you sure it wasn't a meteor?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

Could be. Or a bit of antimatter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (aD39U)

631
I dropped that comment and left for a while -- and this thread is still active?!?!?
Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (FNXc0)

Ace must be off burnin' a mule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

632 I'll bet "Brave AI" never returns a result that refers to a commie as a "far-left activist and writer" because we all know you can never go far left enough for our betters ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 27, 2023 01:33 PM (2oHWb)

633 Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (Y6puj)

634 If you want to insult someone, insult me. At least I have it coming.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2023 01:10 PM (IXlsO)

You eloquent thoughtful open-minded incisive piece of shit
Posted by: ...
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“If you can’t say anything nice about anyone, sit next to me.”

Posted by: Perhaps Dorothy Parker at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (m0EjK)

635 >>622
Do the House Republicans have the balls to let biden "shutdown" the govt?

This is a joke right?

McCarthy is shacking up with Luntz. Luntz will never allow it to happen.

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (N5C4b)

636 553 doesn't Meatball have any close friends

like one that tells him he's about to wreck his politcal future

Rove must be telling Meatball "son, we already got a horse for 2028, so this is your slot"
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Does Karl Rove truly still have any sort of political clout left? I thought he was stove in after the awesome (bad) job he did for Jeb! in '16.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:34 PM (W+kMI)

637 I read today that Jason Whitlock told Fox to not call him. I have followed Whitlock since his days writing for the KC (Red) Star... Je is intelligent, insightful and understands that being opinionated is a columnist's stock in trade. Like Whitlock there are numerous young patriotic conservative figures that will gladly back up Carlson. Today, there is no better interviewer than Carlson. If I were him, I'd do a syndicated AM show with a rotating group of partners like Glen Greenwald. Poised around coffee break time and lasting no more than half an hour. Then an evening show with all the bells & whistles... and to boot, a web forum dedicated to diagnosing our national and societal issues and their potential solutions. Fox would become a second banana, or even third as Newsmax is likely to gain their defectors. A good symbol would be a Tortoise...

What Fox doesntbunderstand is that their attack files are only as strong as the leverage they create. Carlson doesn't care, and thus emasculated the Fox "beta-boy" play... If he has a file on Fox management and ownership, the returning fire may be withering...

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (jplB+)

638 460 Joe Mannix

About ninety years ago, construction sites in New York City were like that. No fences, materials on the ground, etc. Sticks of dynamite were just labelled, "DANGER EXPLOSIVES".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 27, 2023 01:35 PM (VrSUA)

639 633 Jerry Springer passed away. I threw a chair across the room in memoriam.
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I saw Jerry Springer's obit notice too. I wondered if anyone outside of Cincinnati would care at this point.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 27, 2023 01:36 PM (W+kMI)

640 622
Do the House Republicans have the balls to let biden "shutdown" the govt?

Oh for sure. We’re ready to rumble!

Posted by: McMajoritee-e leader at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (FM5Yy)

641 And today it was announced that economic growth slowed to 1.1% and that the inflation rate was 4.2%, a half-point higher than the 3.7% that the "experts" expected. That's the stagflation I remember during the 70s.
Posted by: mrp
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Shadow stats has inflation at about 12 percent using the 1980 era measure and 8 and some change using the 1990 era measure.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:38 PM (z1H1U)

642 >RIP Phil Hartman
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2023 01:31 PM (fjf8M)

He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Super guy.

Posted by: DB - releasing a statement shortly at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (geLO8)

643 FOX execs don't get the current media landscape. Yes, they currently have the largest "older" audience, but that audience is going away and the younger audience consumes digital content. Enjoy lying in the bed you made, FOX.

Posted by: NAB at April 27, 2023 01:40 PM (3sHsl)

644 What Fox doesntbunderstand is that their attack files are only as strong as the leverage they create. Carlson doesn't care, and thus emasculated the Fox "beta-boy" play... If he has a file on Fox management and ownership, the returning fire may be withering...
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez
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There is also a pool of pissed off fired Fox faces willing to piss on the Murdochs. Megyn Kelly, Bill O'Reilly, Shep, etc. Then there is Rupert's messy personal life and his apparent distaste for expressed Christianity. He could be made into the next Jimmy Swaggart for his audience.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (z1H1U)

645 I had sling just to get Tucker; canceled that.
Also deleted Fox channel on my Sirius car radio, because I can't get TC there anymore.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 27, 2023 01:41 PM (CSHPE)

646 I worked in a big southern city back in the late 80s. They were trying to build a Burger King who's back property was 100 yards or so from a public housing area. They shipped four separate HVAC systems there before they could install one before it was stolen off the pallets.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 27, 2023

***
Would that city happen to have "Big" or "Easy" in its nickname, by chance?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2023 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

647 Does Karl Rove truly still have any sort of political clout left? I thought he was stove in after the awesome (bad) job he did for Jeb! in '16.
Posted by: exdem13
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He knows all the major donors and has made plays even in Missouri in 2022 Senate race--he was behind a Greitens hit there and is getting sued for it. He is also in league with McConnell. Just because you do not see him on TV, probably because he has become even more fat, does not mean he lacks influence in the GOPe.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:43 PM (z1H1U)

648 Hoorah!

Posted by: JoanofA at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (qtLpT)

649
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Posted by: Loretta Vasquez at April 27, 2023 01:44 PM (ZmKSJ)

650 Do the House Republicans have the balls to let biden "shutdown" the govt?

This is a joke right?

McCarthy is shacking up with Luntz. Luntz will never allow it to happen.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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The House passing a bill does put the pressure on the Senate to pass something. Realistically, it is a fake deadline because Treasury has always had the authority to pay interest preventing a default from current revenues while delaying other payments such as to vendors, etc. Theoretically, a government shutdown other than essential services could go on for some time. In the 70's, there were numerous failures to pass spending bills for departments that no one noticed much.

Posted by: whig at April 27, 2023 01:46 PM (z1H1U)

651 "This is a sign of the white supremacy of Tennessee."

In Brooklyn, this would be a sign that two guys named Moose and Rocko will immediately show up on your doorstep if you touch any of those building supplies at the site - to be followed by a deepwater fishing expedition under the Verrazano Bridge while sporting cement-filled fishing waders.

Posted by: Boswell at April 27, 2023 02:02 PM (+Cgut)

652 i wasn't able to watch tucker because he was on fox...now i look forward to watching him...i wish gutfeld would take his show on the road too...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2023 02:07 PM (CqHIp)

653 I have not watched Tucker much in the past two years. I did not want to help Fox (who I could tell despised me and everyone like me) by watching Tucker. I think there are millions like me.

I will watch Tucker if he goes digital, and I will gladly pay to do so.

Tucker's resurface vid has 55Million views as of me writing this. What does all of FoxNews have? He will immediately have a larger audience than Fox, and likely has crushing dirt on Fox and how they detest the people they have been pretending to serve. Fox has much more to fear from him.

Also, if he does independent/digital the center of gravity of media will decidedly shift to independent/digital, greatly accelerating the dissolution of the MSM.

This is a very good thing.

Posted by: Brian at April 27, 2023 02:13 PM (iK8a4)

654 A very long time lurker here. I miss very few posts as I read most of them daily. To me Ace one of your best ever.
"Prepping the battlespace for 2024, eh?"
My first thought when I heard about Tuckers firing. Who gonna replace his reporting, Hannity? It's a shame that arrogant fuk wasn't in the posted pic. Could have been a triple decker cunt show. Fuk Fox. I think I'll go fishing.

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at April 27, 2023 02:17 PM (6tzyy)

655 Deuce, your readers are not as ignorant as you think they are.

The owners of Fox News, the cable channel you are rightfully criticizing, are one of the primary bankrollers and the most significant multinational (GLOBALIST) Corporate Media company backing your alleged anti-elitist candidate, Meatball (BiteMe) Ron.

Regardless of all the ranting in this post; you, and your opportunist fat boy, are tightly tied to the Murdoch Family.

Oh, purge me from this website just like the Murdoch’s purge those they decide do not sing from their approved hymnal — just like CBD said you, as the dictator of this site — can do and will do.

Hypocrites.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at April 27, 2023 02:18 PM (4QQH9)

656 As a side note, I sincerely hope you are pounding Megyn Kelly hard because otherwise your constant promoting of the Murdoch Family’s flaming failure at the objective at taking out President Trump early in the 2016 campaign is pathetically weak.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at April 27, 2023 02:34 PM (4QQH9)

657 Carlson kinda deserves to be sued. He hires Jews.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at April 27, 2023 02:54 PM (Y45pj)

658 BTW, I heard the financial game Fox was playing is that while Tucker would cost them viewers, his departure would gain advertisers. Apparently there was a very successful advertising boycott of his show- which now will end. But do you really think those left watching will be interested in those products? I don't.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 27, 2023 12:14 PM (63An5)

———-

The TV (and online) advertising game is a scam and stuff like that proves it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2023 03:40 PM (7x1A3)

659 Oh that Pelosi in a bathing suit pic that "Offended" Abby Grossberg soooo badly?
It was a REAL pic of pelosi, having a vacation beach day with some family and friends, without a mask....during Covid lockdown, where people were banned from going to work, church, more than 1/2 of the GOVT was "working from home", Congress-Dems were voting by proxy "Because of health risks", not holding committee meetings, not doing their JOBS.
It had just been published the day before....and not by Fox.

Posted by: birddog at April 27, 2023 03:40 PM (uAI4S)

660 I won’t ever trust Kelly

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 27, 2023 03:42 PM (MwHgU)

661 Ace loves him some meatball, and some Kelly

We aren’t that dumb

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 27, 2023 03:47 PM (MwHgU)

662 Outstanding analysis, Ace. Very Sundance-esque which is a high compliment(from me, anyway).

100% agree that Fox hates we Deplorables very much and I returned the favor five years ago by cancelling cable and shutting off my TV's and any NewsCorps related anything.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 27, 2023 03:53 PM (ryUqI)

663 I know I'm late, Ace, but I have to push back against your characterization of the Nancy Pelosi photo in question as "bad."

I believe it was the European swimsuit picture, and as abhorrent and evil as Pelosi is ... her rack ain't bad.

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 27, 2023 04:52 PM (N66D6)

664 CATCH A FOX,PUT HIM IN A BOX,AND WONT LET HIM GO

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 27, 2023 05:19 PM (wGqjj)

665 CDNKH
Carlson Did Not Kill Himself

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at April 27, 2023 06:06 PM (dSnnl)

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