Bonus Quick Hit

GOP Congressman says that Eric Swallwell had a sexual affair with... you'll see.

Rep. Troy Nehls calls out Eric Swalwell for having an affair with “Yum Yum” 😂

Her name was actually Fang Fang 😂

Damn that was enjoyable. pic.twitter.com/wJO8ez8vR5
— TheStormHasArrived (@TheStormRedux) April 26, 2023

Now, if you can't watch the vid, here's the transcript:

"Ms. Rodriguez, I apologize that you had to -- you're here for a hearing on the border, they don't want to talk about a border. Mr. Swalwell is down there, obviously everybody knows he's made some comments, he's got a checkered past," Nehls said as Swalwell interrupted him.
"I'm sorry -- I have a checkered past?" Swalwell blurted out.
"It's my time," Nehls replied. "Alleged affairs, relationships with Yum Yum," he continued.
Swalwell interrupted Nehls again, insisting "you don't get to say that shit. That's not true," Swalwell said.

"Alleged affairs with Yum-Yum."

It moved.

Posted by: Ace at 06:56 PM

Comments

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1 Hi, I'm a Chinese agent in a bond movie.

No wait -- an Austin Powers movie!

You want now I suck your thing?

Posted by: Yum-Yum the Honeytrap Hooker at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (iHBZj)

2 Lol

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (aX9WI)

3 I just saw ace nood, ewwww.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (RaY3L)

4 Yum yum is the sauce you put on it.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (iayUP)

5 Fang Fang
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Let's face it, there are a zillion Chinese. You'd think their names would be more differentiated than "Fang Fang."

Maybe "Wun Hung Lo" or something like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

6 Yum yum and the dum dum.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (aX9WI)

7 Lol.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (qOCqy)

8 Yum Yum. That's straight out of Ian Fleming's Bond.

So he coulda gone with Chu Me, but that was just as good.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (aXxgO)

9 Damn. How fast do you have to think and type to get a first thought in here? I mean, the first post?

I'm going to have to retire.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 07:00 PM (aXxgO)

10 That is the best. Yum yum.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 Yum Yum!

Posted by: Stripe the Gremlin at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (SYTee)

12 Yum Yum = Fang Fang = CCP Spy.

Not a dimes worth of difference and he does to get to say that *hit!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (gUvIq)

13 For he’s going to marry Yum Yum ….

Chorus: Yum Yum …

Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (jonTH)

14 That's how you do it! MOAR PLEASE!!

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (LLddH)

15 "How fast do you have to think and type to get a first thought in here?"

Leave off the thinking part. It just slows you down.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (iayUP)

16 "It moved"

It was imperceptible, but he felt it.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (RaY3L)

17 Like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (xPl2J)

18 I still think this must be bullsh!t, he's obviously gay.

A deeply gay man, steeped in gayness.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (iHBZj)

19 Funny. I had just seen that on utube an hour or so ago.
Every congresscritter should ask their guests questions like "have you ever fucked a Chinese spy?", or, "has anyone named Yum Yum blown you?" every time Swallowwell is on the committee.

No mercy for this fucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (ufFY8)

20 fd: "Leave off the thinking part. It just slows you down."

Apparently.

So don't read the post, skip the comments, and blurt.

I like it.

And I'll still end up coming in around 63rd.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO)

21 Institutions are inherently evil. It was institutions, not men, who murdered Jesus Christ, the Son of God. Our Founders and Framers also understood this. It's why they structures our institutions into separate branches. They knew the evil intentions of government would tear their ugly head one day. So they made their take as difficult as possible. They didn't even trust the institution of the church, run by men. Some were indeed Christians and others deists. So while they believed in God and eternal salvation they had seen, experience and read enough to know that institutions in the hands of men were prone to the flaws and bad intentions of the human race. What we are seeing today is now different. We are being ruled by frauds, harlequins, apostates and those with evil intentions. They are a death cult defined by their thirst for power and control. Put your faith in God and God alone.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (tDEa7)

22 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (iHBZj)

23 I still think this must be bullsh!t, he's obviously gay.

A deeply gay man, steeped in gayness.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (iHBZj)

So you have a keen gaydar??

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (LLddH)

24 Swallowell doesn't say her name. He farts it. It's kind of a security thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

25 Rangers / Devils...in New Jersey

It's now a 3 game series...

Hang in there Jack.

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (CCSxw)

26 Yum yum is num num!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (AcLxR)

27 Yum Yum from the Mikado.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (sOA7y)

28 God in heaven they are playing R*O Spe*dw*gon at the bar.

Intolerable. Intolerable. Intolerable. Intolerable intolerable intolerable

Fgts sailing some ship to shore jfc

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (a0EW5)

29 >>>So you have a keen gaydar??

(buffing nails on shirt)

I spotted garrett

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (iHBZj)

30 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (iHBZj)

Better than Yuck-Yuck, that's for sure!

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (LLddH)

31 He made it with Fang Fang under the Yum Yum tree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)

32 27 Yum Yum from the Mikado.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (sOA7y)

"Dad! It's NOT gay! It's funny! STOP!"

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (a0EW5)

33 Is Fang her given name, or her surname?

Is it FANG Fang, or Fang FANG?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

34 29 >>>So you have a keen gaydar??

(buffing nails on shirt)

I spotted garrett
Posted by: ace at

—
With all due respect, he was wearing crocs.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 ace: "is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named 'Yum-Yum'?"

Wrong is NOT wanting that affair.

But I'm still not giving Swalwell a break.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

36 I saw a pic of that spy.
She was a One.
But, a godless commie spy, so Rule 2?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (ufFY8)

37 (buffing nails on shirt)

I spotted garrett
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (iHBZj)

From your Vespa, right?

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (LLddH)

38 I thought it was "Yang Yang" and she was really a he.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (tDEa7)

39 Keith Olbermann is jacking off to his baseball card collection and binge eating a half gallon of Hagen Daaz Dutch Chocolate…. Take that Megyn Kelly!

Posted by: Tj at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (UF/8x)

40 36 I saw a pic of that spy.
She was a One.
But, a godless commie spy, so Rule 2?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (ufFY

Tell the FBI before hand and you are good to go.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (a0EW5)

41 Meh, Trump is getting in trouble doing the same thing whether its a D or R he's attacking. Not impressed. I want to here some fuck you's and guys beating the shit out of each other like we see in other countries. Show me the real passion and urgency as this country goes to hell. Tired of being even remotely polite.

Now "owning" people on video is winning.(facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (IlL6s)

42 He made it with Fang Fang under the Yum Yum tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)
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Wait - are you sure he didn't make it with Yum Yum under the Fang Fang tree?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

43 "From your Vespa, right?
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (LLddH)"

With his messenger bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (tDEa7)

44 i thought it was Wig-Wam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BSXqHtGgnc

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (iHBZj)

45 Yum yum sounds cuter than Fang fang

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (ttS0m)

46 (buffing nails on shirt)

I spotted garrett
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM

Come on, ace...Ray Charles spotted garrett.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (Wnv9h)

47 Yum yum and the dum dum.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Hah. Reminds me of a good friend, a true blonde, who dated a guy named Chip in college. His fraternity bros affectionately called them "Chip and Dip."

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (tQL7r)

48 I thought it was "Yang Yang" and she was really a he.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (tDEa7)
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No, that was "Wang Wang."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

49 Yum yum. Ok, I nominate Troy Nehls for president.

Swalwell, incidentally, makes me think that God originally set out to make a fairly decent looking man, but got bored and simply finished him up with whatever happened to be lying around, most notably giving him a trash compactor in lieu of a mouth.

Posted by: The Menendez Bros. at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (njExo)

50 I call my doggos treats yum yums.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (vJMBm)

51 Wait - are you sure he didn't make it with Yum Yum under the Fang Fang tree?

I'm so confused.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Or Bang Bang under the Yum Yum tree.

The Wang Wang tree is something different.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (ufFY8)

52 Scene in the delivery room at Mousy Tung Hospital, 25 years ago:

"So what are you going to name your daughter, Mrs. Fang?"

"I'm thinking ... Fang."

"Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

53 Rangers / Devils...in New Jersey

It's now a 3 game series...

Hang in there Jack.

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (CCSxw)

Come on Devils!
*says the Caps fan who has no actual rooting interest and really just wants a bunch of OT games and every series to go to 7 games*

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (LLddH)

54 Somewhere in China Fang Fang is smiling, knowing she is forever in the record as Yum Yum.

Hilariously, some guy objected saying it was "a slur"! Sounds more like a sort of appreciation to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (uHiTv)

55 LOL Horde Mind.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (ufFY8)

56 God in heaven they are playing R*O Spe*dw*gon at the bar.

Intolerable. Intolerable. Intolerable. Intolerable intolerable intolerable

Fgts sailing some ship to shore jfc
Posted by: Thesokorus
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Fgts sailing some ship to shore? You sure it aint Styx?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (CcoDx)

57
Enough insanity for today. Gotta be there for the morning crew to keep Pixy full of content and assure him that not all 'mericans are as insane as our 'leadership'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (enJYY)

58 Bang-bang Fang Fang in the Yum-Yum!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (Vwz3I)

59 She was a One. But, a godless commie spy, so Rule 2?

I'd hit it. But I would not have bullshitted myself that it was anything other than a transaction.

Like every other time any man hits it. Swallwell, Slawell ..: whatever you call him, is a useful idiot.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (G58JT)

60 And, is "checkered past" actually a slur?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (ufFY8)

61 Wait - are you sure he didn't make it with Yum Yum under the Fang Fang tree?

I'm so confused.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Or Bang Bang under the Yum Yum tree.

The Wang Wang tree is something different.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (ufFY

______________

I think I've got it now. He Bang Banged Fang Fang under the Yum Yum tree with his Wang Wang.

That makes sense, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

62 The Wang Wang tree is something different.

That's no lie.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (Xrfse)

63 Yum Yum? That's not Chinese!

Posted by: Mrs Costanza at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (SYTee)

64 The last place straight white dudes exist on the TEEvee is being idiotic sports fans howling for a score.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (a0EW5)

65 20 fd: "Leave off the thinking part. It just slows you down."

Apparently.

So don't read the post, skip the comments, and blurt.

I like it.

And I'll still end up coming in around 63rd.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO)
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You are using old, depleted, recycled, third-hand electrons. Consider using brand new electrons.

Posted by: Ciampino -- remember E=mc^2 at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (qfLjt)

66 But does he have Fang Fang fang marks on his member?

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (r72iY)

67 I just saw ace nood, ewwww.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM

To be fair, he is nood under all that fur.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

68 Non nooding bastiges.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (KEuti)

69 If Mrs. Fang named her daughter "Fang" you can only hope there isn't a spy rank of Fang. Then they would call her Fang Fang Fang.

Posted by: Major Major Major at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (uHiTv)

70 Like every other time any man hits it. Swallwell, Slawell ..: whatever you call him, is a useful idiot.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (G58JT)
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Fortunately, however, no one trusts him with any information of the slightest importance, so ... go for it, Fart Fart!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

71 Should have gone full Gran Torino and tossed in a 'zipperhead', too.

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (3byMq)

72 Phyllis Diller was married to a Fang Fang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (63Dwl)

73 Everybody Wang Yum Yum Tonight.

Posted by: Wang Chung at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (SYTee)

74 Yank Wang would be a good name for a female Bond villain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (s12c9)

75 Uh, under the speech and debate clause, how do they take DOWN the words of a Congresscritter?

Congressmen are given the freedom in PUBLIC to constantly tell lies about people, yet in Congress itself they can police their language? Talk about a double standard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (oHd/0)

76 At this point in time, it's important for us to realize that many people have vaginas. Some people who have vaginas are also Chinese.

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Kamalala Harris at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

77 Must be part of that restaurant conglomerate.

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (AwYPR)

78 Like every other time any man hits it. Swallwell, Slawell ..: whatever you call him, is a useful idiot.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 26, 2023 07:12 PM (G58JT)

I think she was the CCP's go-to Honeypot Cumdumpster. She banged a few political officeholders before him.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (ufFY8)

79 I have no use for Megyn Kelly, but I did enjoy her beatdown of Olbermann. She actually seemed to be having fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:15 PM (eOEVl)

80 Non nooding bastiges.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (KEuti)

Ace sorta kinda nooded.

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:15 PM (LLddH)

81 Tin Lizzie Warren is going to bat for Colonels/Commanders in the military. The ones that make like $13,000/month because an Alabama Senator is holing up their appointment to one star rank.

Warren is really going to bat for the little people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:15 PM (HZkuJ)

82 So who is Fang Fang Bang Bang Long Time banging now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (HZkuJ)

83 74 Yank Wang would be a good name for a female Bond villain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (s12c9)

Yank Wang... new sidekick for Inspector Cloauseu?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (oHd/0)

84 Yank Wang would be a good name for a female Bond villain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM

Austin Powers already did Fook Mi and Fook Yu.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

85 You don't get to say that shit.

Too late!

Posted by: BignJames at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (AwYPR)

86 Fang Fang and Yum Yum are both funny names.

Posted by: Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (eOEVl)

87 Isn't *Yum Yum* a PEPSICO brand?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (ncXxy)

88 13,000 a month?! What will they do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (/xaUq)

89 So I'm watching the Fla / Bos game at the moment...it's on ESPN.

For shits and giggles, I switched over to CBC Toronto, and they're showing the same game.

The difference is that their picture looks like it's from the 1950s. It's blurry, and small in the TV frame.

What's up with that? Anyone from Way up North want to enlighten me as to why the picture is so poor, when ESPN's feed is crystal clear.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (CCSxw)

90 82 So who is Fang Fang Bang Bang Long Time banging now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (HZkuJ)

Some camp guard... she got caught... and ain't good enough looking for a Polit Bureau member.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (oHd/0)

91 Yum Yum(swallows).

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (SYTee)

92 31 He made it with Fang Fang under the Yum Yum tree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (63Dwl)
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Is that the one that drips poisonous sap?

Posted by: Ciampino - remember E=mc^2 at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

93 87 Isn't *Yum Yum* a PEPSICO brand?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (ncXxy)

Reversed. Pepsi is part of Yum! foods.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (/xaUq)

94 think she was the CCP's go-to Honeypot Cumdumpster. She banged a few political officeholders before him.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (ufFY

Swallwell is the same for the Dems. Destiny !

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

95 Yank Wang would be a good name for a female Bond villain.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (s12c9)
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Yank Wang is Jeffrey Toobin's cover name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

96 I think she was the CCP's go-to Honeypot Cumdumpster. She banged a few political officeholders before him.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (ufFY

Meh. I make my own hours and retire with a full pension at 52.

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (s12c9)

97 Maybe her name is not "Fang", but really its "Gang" and she was really popular with the boys in Spy Academy, as Gang Bang Fang

Posted by: Major Major Major at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (uHiTv)

98 You don't get to say that shit.

Swallwell continues to maintain the dignity of his office. Well, that and farting.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (eOEVl)

99 Isn't Yum Yum a brand of food?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (KAi1n)

100 Come, come, Yum-Yum.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (Vwz3I)

101 Venus Poon. You cannot top Venus Poon.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

102 I really liked the names of the pilots of the plane that crashed short of the runway at SFO several years ago.

Wi tu lo,
Ho Lee Fuk, and
Ding Bang Ow.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (5u1+1)

103 Aetius, that is just the base pay.

No COLAs or Per Diems or anything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (HZkuJ)

104 76 At this point in time, it's important for us to realize that many people have vaginas. Some people who have vaginas are also Chinese.

Thank you very much.
Posted by: Kamalala Harris at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

Do they run the same direction? North south? Asking for a friend (me).

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (a0EW5)

105 Let him who hasn't consorted with a Chinese spy cast the first stone.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (sWM8x)

106 Yum Brands owns KFC and Pizza Hut, among others.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (5u1+1)

107 Anybody see jackstraw around?

He's been M.I.A. during game time recently...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (CCSxw)

108 Oh, for the good ole days, when words like that would spark Duels!

It'd be a Pay per View event.... I'd watch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

109 Yum Yum, Fang Fang, Scooby Do, what's the difference?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7)

110 Wi tu lo,
Ho Lee Fuk, and
Ding Bang Ow.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (5u1+1)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

111 Let him who hasn't consorted with a Chinese spy cast the first stone.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM

*lobs rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (Wnv9h)

112 So I'm watching the Fla / Bos game at the moment...it's on ESPN.

For shits and giggles, I switched over to CBC Toronto, and they're showing the same game.

The difference is that their picture looks like it's from the 1950s. It's blurry, and small in the TV frame.

What's up with that? Anyone from Way up North want to enlighten me as to why the picture is so poor, when ESPN's feed is crystal clear.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (CCSxw)

CBC Toronto is probably keeping the technology level locked in at 1967 levels in honor of the Leafs last Cup win

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (LLddH)

113 Let him who hasn't consorted with a Chinese spy cast the first stone.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein

That's an interpretation of what she actually said, which was gleeble tugnaskasquire.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (eOEVl)

114 *ahem*

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (Xrfse)

115 Let him who hasn't consorted with a Chinese spy cast the first stone.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (sWM8x)
____________

The thing is, 20 minutes later you feel like banging her again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

116

Yum Yum > Tit Willow > Swalwell . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (x0n13)

117
Engaging in an act of fornication with a member of the opposite sex is probably the only worthwhile act in this creature's existence.

Posted by: Auspex at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)

118 What's up with that? Anyone from Way up North want to enlighten me as to why the picture is so poor, when ESPN's feed is crystal clear.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (CCSxw)
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They pay tribute to the last time the Leafs won the cup by showing all playoff games in "Nostalgia Vision"

Posted by: Major Major Major at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (uHiTv)

119 From NBC News . . .

Ben Collins
@oneunderscore__
New from me + @brandyzadrozny:
White supremacist forums and prominent white nationalist influencers are in shambles after Tucker Carlson’s firing.
“Tucker’s one of the last /ourguys/“ wrote a 4chan user.
“Bad times coming, anons.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (FVME7)

120 At this point in time, time is important. We must realize how important time is in this moment.

--Kramala Harris

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (V13WU)

121 115 Let him who hasn't consorted with a Chinese spy cast the first stone.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (sWM8x)
____________

The thing is, 20 minutes later you feel like banging her again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

Thread Winner!

And, how YOU doin?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (x0n13)

122 "Yum Yum Yew Long Time Joe!"

Joey Bidet suddenly thinks he's in Viet the Nam...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (HZkuJ)

123 Yum Yum? That's not Chinese!
Posted by: Mrs Costanza
----------------
I'm from Long Island.

Posted by: Yum-Yum at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (Vwz3I)

124 *lobs rock*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Rock Lobster !!!

Posted by: B-52s at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (jonTH)

125 Do they run the same direction? North south? Asking for a friend (me).
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:18 PM (a0EW5)
_______________

When East meets West, along the great furry divide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

126 Her name is Fang Fang, dammit, and I have no idea what you're talking about!!

Posted by: Eric Shartswell at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (amJF4)

127

"Me Rove you wrong time."

- - Kalr Love

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (x0n13)

128 Engaging in an act of fornication with a member of the opposite sex is probably the only worthwhile act in this creature's existence.

I dunno. If he lights his farts, he could probably power the Falcon Heavy to Mars.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (eOEVl)

129 Well, who wouldn't have an affair with Yum Yum?

I mean, it's right there in her name.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (ppBhU)

130 We on Planet Claire again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (HZkuJ)

131 So, how 'bout the Biden Administration being named "middleman" in a multi-billion dollar child trafficking op? Or has Tara Lee Rodas' testimony already been discussed today?

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (tQL7r)

132 Non nooding bastiges.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (KEuti)

Ace sorta kinda nooded.
Posted by: Doof
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I did -- ctrl-f "Nood"

Posted by: Yum-Yum at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (Vwz3I)

133 Yum yum. What do the red Chinese call our spy sluts?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (IPNwN)

134 33 Is Fang her given name, or her surname?

Is it FANG Fang, or Fang FANG?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (YqDXo)
----
Gnaf Gnaf?

Posted by: Ciampino - think Hebrew at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

135 Kurt Russel confused again in Chinatown, "Don't go messing with Wang!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (HZkuJ)

136 Yum yum. What do the red Chinese call our spy sluts?

Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (eOEVl)

137 #132 Off, Seinfeld-inspired sock!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (Vwz3I)

138 CBC Toronto is probably keeping the technology level locked in at 1967 levels in honor of the Leafs last Cup win
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (LLddH)

LOL...

That's a great take Doof.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (CCSxw)

139 *lobs rock*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Rock Lobster !!!
Posted by: B-52s at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM

And the Horde doesn't disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)

140 Anyone remember the name of Gen. Weaseley Clark's Chinese elbow candy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (HZkuJ)

141 Checkered past is better than blackguard.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (5u1+1)

142 "Yum yum. What do the red Chinese call our spy sluts?"

Yuck Yuck.

Posted by: davidt at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (SYTee)

143 134 33 Is Fang her given name, or her surname?

Is it FANG Fang, or Fang FANG?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

"That's retarded, sir"

- - Rachel Jenteal of Crazy-Ass Cracker or crazy Ass-cracker infamy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (x0n13)

144 Willowed from the last thread. I didn't see this aspect mentioned.

Thoughts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

At tipple the space, 1200 sqft?, you have enough space for a couple of spare bedrooms. You have a daugher-in-law on the horizon and possible grand children. You are going to need the space.

Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (AmoqO)

Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (AmoqO)

145 Joey Bidet suddenly thinks he's in Viet the Nam...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (HZkuJ)

"In Nam I beat up some racist guy from the south in bootcamp to protect the gay guys who were my best friend and then the gave me an M60 because I was strong. C'mon man. I was strong. And then the Navy had me securing LZs in Da Nang because I was strong with my M60 bang bang bang real fast. Machine gun..."

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (a0EW5)

146 Yum Yum sweet pickles.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)

147 30 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (iHBZj)

Better than Yuck-Yuck, that's for sure!
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (LLddH)

Or, "Eww Eww."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (DTX3h)

148 They pay tribute to the last time the Leafs won the cup by showing all playoff games in "Nostalgia Vision"
Posted by: Major Major Major at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (uHiTv)

You and Doof...

Great minds and all that.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (CCSxw)

149 LOL...

That's a great take Doof.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (CCSxw)

*bookmarks this page for future proof of browndog saying something nice to me*

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (LLddH)

150 What's up with that? Anyone from Way up North want to enlighten me as to why the picture is so poor, when ESPN's feed is crystal clear.
-------------
It's snowy!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

151 Gnaf Gnaf?
Posted by: Ciampino - think Hebrew at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (qfLjt)
___________

Wait - she's dyslexic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

152 Or, "Eww Eww."

"Has she been sheep-dipped?" - Achmed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (HZkuJ)

153 147 30 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (iHBZj)

Better than Yuck-Yuck, that's for sure!
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (LLddH)

Or, "Eww Eww."
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (DTX3h)

And then there's Wang-Wang (which is equivalent to woof woof for them but not the joke here).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (eYoxG)

154 There once was an agent named Fang
For intel, she'd give you a bang
And another agent named Yum
Say Representative Swawell quite dumb
something ...something...
Everybody Fang Yum tonight

Posted by: Walt at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (Men5k)

155 142 "Yum yum. What do the red Chinese call our spy sluts?"

Yuck Yuck.
Posted by: davidt at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (SYTee)

They're all trained and outfitted by Samantha Power. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (x0n13)

156 1-0 Florida

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:26 PM (CCSxw)

157 OMG. LOL!

Posted by: Synova at April 26, 2023 07:26 PM (BD/yx)

158 "That's retarded, sir"

- - Rachel Jenteal of Crazy-Ass Cracker or crazy Ass-cracker infamy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (x0n13)
_____________

I defer to her lifelong experience with retardation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

159 They're all trained and outfitted by Samantha Power. QED.

"The pear of agony baby!" - Austin Powers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (HZkuJ)

160
We should all send Swalwell boxes of Calgon and cans of La Choy chow mein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (x0n13)

161 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023

Pretty sure he means, "yub-yub".

Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (amJF4)

162 They're all trained and outfitted by Samantha Power. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (x0n13)

Samantha Power would demand you sweat bring your A-game.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (a0EW5)

163 112
CBC Toronto is probably keeping the technology level locked in at 1967 levels in honor of the Leafs last Cup win.

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:19 PM (LLddH)
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I'm not a Leaf fan but that is exceedingly cruel.
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Ice Hockey best sport at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

164 47 30 is it wrong to want an affair with a girl named "Yum-Yum"?
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (iHBZj)

Better than Yuck-Yuck, that's for sure!
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (LLddH)

Or, "Eww Eww."
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (DTX3h)
_____________

No love for "Pe Yu?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

165 Was that wrong?

At my last job we were allowed to put our dicks inside Chinese spies. If I had any idea you frowned upon that here, I would never have done it!

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (iHBZj)

166 158 I defer to her lifelong experience with retardation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

It's all in the diphthong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (x0n13)

167 We should all send Swalwell boxes of Calgon and cans of La Choy chow mein.

Plus a 100 kilometers of dental floss.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (HZkuJ)

168 Hilariously, some guy objected saying it was "a slur"! Sounds more like a sort of appreciation to me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (uHiTv)

---

"Keep my whore spy's name out of your whore mouth."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (wzAuc)

169
"For he's gone and married Yum Yum"

https://youtu.be/OhhX6O6h_dw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)

170
I'm surprised no one is doing a "Mikado" goof tune with Yum Yum.

Hint-hint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (x0n13)

171 I'm not a Leaf fan but that is exceedingly cruel.
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - Ice Hockey best sport at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

Thanks - I learned from Chuy

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (LLddH)

172 "Yub-Yub." is that Ewok for "Rub Rub"???

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (HZkuJ)

173 Lmao no one realizes Swallwell was a honeytrap for Chinese women. So obvious.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (a0EW5)

174 No love for "Pe Yu?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM

I no let him do me there!

Posted by: Yum Yum at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

175 Swallowswell is on a little list, he won't be missed.
By Beijing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (HZkuJ)

176 None of you have said "Hunter Biden" yet?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (llON8)

177 He should have went with Fook Yoo.

Posted by: Bosk at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (VMFAF)

178 174 No love for "Pe Yu?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM

I no let him do me there!
Posted by: Yum Yum at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

*salutes*

Thank you anon for your service.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (a0EW5)

179 It's all in the diphthong.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (x0n13)
______________

Please don't mention thongs in connection with Rachel Jenteal.

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

180 It's snowy!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

C'mon andy...I was counting on you for the straight poop on this issue.

Prior to everything going digital, CBC's feed was the best, especially the Edmonton games.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (CCSxw)

181 Troy Nehls is my Congressman.
He's great!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (NpAcC)

182 *interior scene - office complex at a Chinese honeypot spy training school. It's graduation day. The graduates are lined up and are getting their codenames and first assignments.*

Honeypot graduate: What is my code name?

Col. Bluto: Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your code name ... Three Gorges.

Honeypot graduate: Three Gorges?

Col. Bluto: Yes and you leave immediately for your first assignment. Seduce or smother this Count guy, your choice.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Just My Luck at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (4I/2K)

183 Hunter Biden?

Even Fang Fang has standards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (HZkuJ)

184 174 No love for "Pe Yu?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:27 PM

I no let him do me there!
Posted by: Yum Yum at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM (Wnv9h)

"She says, 'kiss me where it stinks.' So, I drove her to Secaucus and I kissed her!"

- - Dangerfield

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (x0n13)

185 This is rich in culture devo.
I must know more Chinese stripper names.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (IPNwN)

186 First rule of Farking Chinese Spies is you don't talk about Farking Chinese Spies.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

187 I'm surprised no one is doing a "Mikado" goof tune with Yum Yum.

Hint-hint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:29 PM

See, 27.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

188 128 Engaging in an act of fornication with a member of the opposite sex is probably the only worthwhile act in this creature's existence.

I dunno. If he lights his farts, he could probably power the Falcon Heavy to Mars.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (eOEVl)
----
Could he carry enough baked beans to make it all the way there?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Ice Hockey best sport at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (qfLjt)

189
Troy Nehls is my Congressman.
He's great!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (NpAcC)

__________

Mine too

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (MoZTd)

190 179 It's all in the diphthong.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (x0n13)
______________

Please don't mention thongs in connection with Rachel Jenteal.

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

Now we understand why Trayvon had to chug a gallon of cough syrup every night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (x0n13)

191 Glad that got called out

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

192 "Like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino."

My first thought, too.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (TU8Tj)

193 Greg Price @greg_price11
A source who is a former Fox News employee tells me Abby Grossberg never once met Tucker Carlson during her time as his booker.

She worked out of the Fox NYC office while Tucker spent all his time in his home studios in Maine and Florida.

That mysteriously goes unmentioned in this New York Times story.

Cernovich @Cernovich · 2h
Confirmed: ex-Tucker Carlson producer suing Tucker Carlson has never met Tucker Carlson

thespectator.com
Confirmed: ex-Tucker Carlson producer suing Tucker Carlson has never met Tucker Carlson
Lawyers for Abby Grossberg confirmed to The Spectator that the former Fox News producer never actually met Tucker Carlson in person...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

194 I'm surprised no one is doing a "Mikado" goof tune with Yum Yum.

Hint-hint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sigh …

Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan, back at # 13 . . . at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (jonTH)

195 Yum yum lol

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (xvq9M)

196 LOL!

Out: Freudian Slip.
In: Foodien Slip.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (fB38l)

197 187
See, 27.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

Well, that's hardly what I requested.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (x0n13)

198 None of you have said "Hunter Biden" yet?!
--------------
No Yellow.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

199 Farking Chinese Spies CLUB
jeeb

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

200 I'm not sure, but I think maybe Nehls doesn't respect Swallowswell.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (ppBhU)

201 thespectator.com
Confirmed: ex-Tucker Carlson producer suing Tucker Carlson has never met Tucker Carlson
Lawyers for Abby Grossberg confirmed to The Spectator that the former Fox News producer never actually met Tucker Carlson in person...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

ADL obvious operation.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (a0EW5)

202 183 Hunter Biden?

Even Fang Fang has standards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (HZkuJ)

She's a bit old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (/xaUq)

203 Old Hotness: Fang Fang
Fake Hotness: Yum Yum
New Hotness: Trans Trans

Carry on as you were.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (iGfKR)

204 Sigh …
Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan, back at # 13 . . . at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (jonTH)

Okay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:33 PM (x0n13)

205 Evening.

Bruce Dickinson - The Zoo (Scorpions cover)

https://youtu.be/_tQ5FIG_m3w

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2023 07:34 PM (1Yy3c)

206 133 Yum yum. What do the red Chinese call our spy sluts?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (IPNwN)
----
Well we know they charge $20, same as in town ....
so SLUT SLUT?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Ice Hockey best sport at April 26, 2023 07:34 PM (qfLjt)

207 Speaking of hockey:

https://youtu.be/LbghGYSe0m4

Jomboy breaking down Tchachuk picking a fight with the goalie.
3 minutes.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2023 07:34 PM (ufFY8)

208 Hunter Biden?

Even Fang Fang has standards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:31 PM (HZkuJ)

Nah. *winks*

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at April 26, 2023 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

209 Confirmed: ex-Tucker Carlson producer suing Tucker Carlson has never met Tucker Carlson
Lawyers for Abby Grossberg confirmed to The Spectator that the former Fox News producer never actually met Tucker Carlson in person...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

ADL obvious operation.
Posted by: Thesokorus

Apparently Tucker works from Florida and she was based in New York. If this is correct, well, how is Madison Cornbread doing these days. It never ends.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (iGfKR)

210 Confirmed: ex-Tucker Carlson producer suing Tucker Carlson has never met Tucker Carlson
Lawyers for Abby Grossberg confirmed to The Spectator that the former Fox News producer never actually met Tucker Carlson in person...

Well, you can see how he harrassed her then: he denied her even the opportunity to see Little Tuck, like she's not even pretty or something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (ppBhU)

211 C'mon andy...I was counting on you for the straight poop on this issue.

Prior to everything going digital, CBC's feed was the best, especially the Edmonton games.
-------------------
I'll look in a few minutes -- I'm watching an old Murdoch Mysteries!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (Vwz3I)

212

"She's not a Yum Yum-Yum-Yum!"

- - Fat Albert Speer Whoopi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (x0n13)

213 Thailand had trannies before trannies were cool.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

214 Her name is Fang Fang, dammit, and I have no idea what you're talking about!!
Posted by: Eric Shartswell at April 26, 2023 07:21 PM (amJF4)

Want to bet Congressman Nehls was almost hoping that Swallwell was that stupid? Or that some wise ass reporter plays "gotcha" by saying Nehls got the name completely wrong?

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (Z32m1)

215 I grew up in desert West all I know about hockey is Gretzky was good and there was a psychopath they paid to protect him. And that when hockey players are scared of you, that is something special.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (a0EW5)

216 - - Fat Albert Speer Whoopi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (x0n13)
______________

Leave Harambe's widow out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

217 It would even be funnier if Swallowswell corrected him and said
"Her name was Fang Fang"

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

218 Can you imagine a Republican being on any committee, being allowed to be a congressman if they had an affair with a Chinese yum yum?

And here he is , just recently taken off the intelligence committee

We are so screwed

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (QacKf)

219 179 It's all in the diphthong.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Please don't mention thongs in connection with Rachel Jenteal.

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Now we understand why Trayvon had to chug a gallon of cough syrup every night.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Trayvon’s girlfriend refused to testify. Ben Crumb (sp?) put her learning disabled cousin on the stand and passed her off as the girl on the phone call.

Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan, back at # 13 . . . at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (jonTH)

220 When talking to a Chinese person, keep referring them as Japanese.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (IPNwN)

221 Trayvon’s girlfriend refused to testify. Ben Crumb (sp?) put her learning disabled cousin on the stand and passed her off as the girl on the phone call.
Posted by: Gilbert & Sullivan, back at # 13 . . . at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (jonTH)
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Apparently Ben Crumb isn't excessively bright, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

222 Please don't mention thongs in connection with Rachel Jenteal.

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

Now we understand why Trayvon had to chug a gallon of cough syrup every night.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Wasn't it proved that she was a faked up witness, and Trayvon's real girlfriend was later tracked down? Diamond or something like that was her name?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2023 07:38 PM (CcoDx)

223 158 "That's retarded, sir"

- - Rachel Jenteal of Crazy-Ass Cracker or crazy Ass-cracker infamy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:23 PM (x0n13)
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I defer to her lifelong experience with retardation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26,

I can totally hear a smart ass attorney saying that to her on the stand and I don't think she would have understood the joke at all. Sad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2023 07:38 PM (6z9vr)

224 220 When talking to a Chinese person, keep referring them as Japanese.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (IPNwN)

Hahah. Pro lvl is doing this to a Zap but calling him Korean.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 26, 2023 07:38 PM (a0EW5)

225 "Hunter Biden?
Even Fang Fang has standards."

No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter at April 26, 2023 07:38 PM (VMFAF)

226 When talking to a Chinese person, keep referring them as Japanese.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (IPNwN)

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Heh.

"Ah-so, Yum-Yum-san ... would you like some Sake with that?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 26, 2023 07:40 PM (fB38l)

227 It's all in the diphthong.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (x0n13)

I thought it was all ball bearings these days

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:40 PM (LLddH)

228 Diamond Steele -- Foxy Brown's nemesis!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

229 167 We should all send Swalwell boxes of Calgon and cans of La Choy chow mein.

Plus a 100 kilometers of dental floss.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (HZkuJ)
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Dental floss? Isn't that what pubic hairs are for?

Posted by: Ciampino - Ice Hockey is best sport at April 26, 2023 07:41 PM (qfLjt)

230 ...I'm a dummy

Rangers play tomorrow night.

Why, don't know (use Critical Drinkers voice)

You may all go back to Bang Bang swallows well

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 26, 2023 07:42 PM (CCSxw)

231 Cafe is open

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

232 Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Group, appears to be rather butt hurt about the situation in Bakhmut.

https://tinyurl.com/yc858t6m

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2023 07:43 PM (eOEVl)

233 Monday should be interesting as Hunter was ordered by the judge to appear in AK court

London Roberts to hold Hunter Biden in contempt for not providing financial information as part of the discovery process.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2023 07:44 PM (NpAcC)

234 220 When talking to a Chinese person, keep referring them as Japanese.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 26, 2023 07:36 PM (IPNwN)
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Driving jokes are a hardy perennial. They laugh and laugh at those.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

235 *AR court

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2023 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

236 Okay; Murdoch is over.

The Toronto and Vancouver HD feeds look okay to me although I don't have ESPN to make a comparison.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:46 PM (Vwz3I)

237 102, you forgot name of Safety Check Pirot, Sum Ting Wong!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 26, 2023 07:46 PM (AcLxR)

238 I'll look in a few minutes -- I'm watching an old Murdoch Mysteries!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:35 PM (Vwz3I)

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Damn, wifey and I loved that show.

And then they went full around-the-bend insane #Woke, and we couldn't take it anymore.

Ugh ....

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 26, 2023 07:46 PM (fB38l)

239 Question: Remember Democrat "MegaDonor" Ed Buck? Guy who liked to drug black men (teens, actually) and then rape them (usually ending in their death)?

Isn't Swallwell connected with Buck? And didn't Swallwell get caught with a dead black man who Buck provided for him in a hotel once... Swallwell calling the cops after 20 minutes, finally figuring out there was something wrong?

Or was that another Democrat congressman I'm thinking of?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at April 26, 2023 07:47 PM (AxRGS)

240 nood café

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

241 Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Group, appears to be rather butt hurt about the situation in Bakhmut.

https://tinyurl.com/yc858t6m
Posted by: Archimedes

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I wonder when Prigozhin is going to come down with an acute case of Polonium?

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:49 PM (Z32m1)

242 Uh, folks, listen up! Climate change, it's like, really bad, okay? I mean, we're talking, like, serious stuff here. The planet is getting hotter, the weather is getting crazier, and, like, we need to do something about it, you know?

I mean, it's not just about, like, polar bears and melting ice caps, although that's, like, really sad too. It's about, like, us! We're all gonna be affected by this, and, like, we gotta, you know, take action.

I'm not, like, a scientist or anything, but I know that, like, burning fossil fuels and stuff is, like, not good for the planet. We gotta, like, switch to renewable energy and, like, reduce our carbon footprint and all that.

But, like, I don't know, man. It's, like, such a big problem, and, like, what can we really do about it? It's, like, overwhelming, you know?

Anyway, I just wanted to, like, say something about this, because, like, it's important and stuff. So, yeah, climate change, it's, like, a big deal, and we gotta, like, do something about it.

Posted by: x at April 26, 2023 07:51 PM (ZBPE2)

243 207 Speaking of hockey:

https://youtu.be/LbghGYSe0m4

Jomboy breaking down Tchachuk picking a fight with the goalie.
3 minutes.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2023 07:34 PM (ufFY

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Rat on the ice - haven't seen that in years. Do they still do squid for Red Wings?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Ice Hockey is best sport at April 26, 2023 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

244 Rat on the ice - haven't seen that in years. Do they still do squid for Red Wings?
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No, the League cracked down several years ago. See you on the nood thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

245 Yum Yum is a character in "The Mikado" in the comic opera by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2023 07:54 PM (Keyt1)

246 Yum Yum is a character in "The Mikado" in the comic opera by Gilbert and Sullivan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2023 07:54 PM (Keyt1)
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As opposed to the comic opera by Biden and Harris.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2023 07:58 PM (YqDXo)

247 Or was that another Democrat congressman I'm thinking of?

Adam Schiff is closely associated, although I'm sure Ed Buck was no stranger to the rest of California's delegation.

Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2023 08:17 PM (A0/af)

248 Dum Dum and Yum Yum. Perfect

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 26, 2023 08:52 PM (ztQ7U)

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