Puppeh Pizzeria Cafe

10 Disclosure: Big Penguin paid me to be a Penguin Influencer.

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ace, this only improves your standing among people of probity and excellent taste!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

11 Baby rhino: awwwwww. (Is that a wild pig just watching the whole thing in the background.)

Baby Elephant: Double Awwwwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:49 PM (/xaUq)

12 this is a super great cafe ! I super approve. in other words, it has runner's PLATINUM stamp of approval.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

13 Would you?

A good rule of thumb is "if you will die if you sneeze, you should not do this thing."

Posted by: mikeski opens a fresh box of Nope at April 27, 2023 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

14 penguin is pingüino or pingüina.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

That is so offensively binary.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

15 "Ooooh, nice! A high-tech blowjob machine! Wait, I mean: Look at this creepy male robot, it's so upsetting. Gross."

Does garrett know?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:52 PM (/xaUq)

16 thank you , Duncanthrax . I will keep that in mind when I parle with Spanish speaker about penguins.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 07:52 PM (V13WU)

17 Baby elephant... 🐘❤️!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 07:53 PM (NpAcC)

18 Would I?

Respectfully, fuck no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:54 PM (/xaUq)

19 I have you know, any animal or aquatic bird that walks upright is super intelligent.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 07:55 PM (V13WU)

20 Disclosure: Big Penguin paid me to be a Penguin Influencer.

Some have called me paranoid, or worse, a conspiracy theorist, for warning about Big Penguin's growing infiltration of the Café.

I stand before you vindicated.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

21 17 Baby elephant... 🐘❤️!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 07:53 PM (NpAcC)

Elephants get cooler as I get older. I wonder why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:55 PM (/xaUq)

22 ace, this only improves your standing among people of probity and excellent taste!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 07:49 PM

and no sense of smell.

Posted by: penguin guano at April 27, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

23 I kinda enjoy watching penguins and it's OK to be on the take from Big Penguin, but it gets to the point where there will be no way to get the smell out of the cafe.

Posted by: This Am Pungent at April 27, 2023 07:57 PM (Nn3xT)

24 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 07:57 PM (qoGsy)

25 The walmart grocery I go to this afternoon had Springsteen's 'Born to Run' playing on the intercom.

So... how much lighter fluid do you think you would need to burn down a strip mall?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:58 PM (/xaUq)

26 I kinda enjoy watching penguins and it's OK to be on the take from Big Penguin, but it gets to the point where there will be no way to get the smell out of the cafe.
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Bite me! 🐧 🐧

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

27 Would I?

---

"Harelip! Harelip!!"

Really people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:00 PM (qoGsy)

28 The secret to Screwface's magic is he has two heads and four eyes.

Posted by: Beer goggles at April 27, 2023 08:02 PM (0pLZt)

29 Little Rhino:

Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! I charged a gnu!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:02 PM (0hOvj)

30 "Wait, I mean: Look at this creepy male robot, it's so upsetting. Gross."

Is it just me or does it bear a striking resemblance to Bob Saget?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2023 08:03 PM (ou9hh)

31 Goats are assho.

Posted by: Bosk at April 27, 2023 08:04 PM (VMFAF)

32 What's gnu??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)

33 Little Rhino:

Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! I charged a gnu!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:02 PM

That's cute, dear. When you get bigger, and venture into the Underground though, never charge a grue.

Posted by: Rhino Mom at April 27, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

34 So I managed to get out and go to a BiMart, its been decades. The place hasn't really changed, its like walking back into America. I may have purchased something that uses 9 mm thingies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:06 PM (0hOvj)

35 Goats are assho.
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Bite me! 🐐 🐐

Say something bad about pandas next!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:07 PM (Vwz3I)

36

Could we put a Megan Rain mask with slave collar on the beejer-bot?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at April 27, 2023 08:07 PM (T1YSS)

37 I may have purchased something that uses 9 mm thingies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:06 PM

This is .45 ACP Country!

Posted by: Jussie S. at April 27, 2023 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

38 Puppy running out of power = cute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

39 What's gnu??
Posted by: andycanuck

A horse like animal with a mane, horns and tail?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (qoGsy)

40 Goats are awesome, at least kids and nannies. Billy goats are asshoe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (0hOvj)

41 I may have purchased something that uses 9 mm thingies.
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A long something or a short something?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)

42 37 I may have purchased something that uses 9 mm thingies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:06 PM

This is .45 ACP Country!
Posted by: Jussie S. at April 27, 2023 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

Get a rope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (/xaUq)

43 32
Nothing. What’s a new with you?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 27, 2023 08:09 PM (6jBFU)

44 A Reading from the Book of Browning:

https://is.gd/5PGim0

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 08:10 PM (/xaUq)

45 Say something bad about pandas next!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:07 PM

Dude. You're not enhancing the international reputation your Countrypersons' have, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

46 small toen I shop in, Great Barrington MA pop 8500, has been building low income housing

250 units so far at 400-450K a pop

nearest Walmart is 45 minutes away and town will not allow one to be built

Common sense New Englanders

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2023 08:11 PM (us2H3)

47 I looked into getting a couple of goats for my yard to keep it mostly trimmed. But they need a big fence, and a goat shack, and I'm just suburban enough that there may be some issues with keeping big critters like that around. The llama ranch closer to town obviously doesn't have an issue, but it's not in a residential subdivision and may well be zoned as a hobby farm.

Posted by: CppThis at April 27, 2023 08:12 PM (PZvjL)

48 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:58 PM (/xaUq)

Not as bad to me-anyway, as a song I hear on a loop frequently when go to the supermarket. I'm having trouble remembering the lyrics, but they're something like "I'm seeing that look in your eyes. I'm not ready to settle down....don't push me or I'll go girl." It's just horrible. Ranks right up there with "Pina Colda song as just being awful-cheesy country song .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:12 PM (Keyt1)

49 Puppy running out of power = cute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

His drifting game ain't bad, either.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2023 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

50 I kinda enjoy watching penguins and it's OK to be on the take from Big Penguin, but it gets to the point where there will be no way to get the smell out of the cafe.
Posted by: This Am Pungent at April 27, 2023 07:57 PM (Nn3xT)

you can leave any time you like

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

51 "Ooooh, nice! A high-tech blowjob machine! Wait, I mean: Look at this creepy male robot, it's so upsetting. Gross."

Oh my goodness. There is an animatronic Justin Trudeau?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 08:12 PM (xhaym)

52 Dude. You're not enhancing the international reputation your Countrypersons' have, eh?
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You're lucky I don't have a beaver emoji saved!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:13 PM (Vwz3I)

53 You know, remove the water cannon and replace them with Bofors, and you will never have a serious Rodan problem ever again

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym)

54 I could have never decorated the Samoyed I had with white lights. He would have bit the bulbs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (VwHCD)

55 Elephants get cooler as I get older. I wonder why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:55 PM (/xaUq)
******
I've always been a fan.
My grandfather was a big Republican and brought me back a beautiful stuffed one from his trip to Switzerland.
I loved that little thing and I named it Hannibal.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (NpAcC)

56 A long something or a short something?

It may rhyme with clock

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (0hOvj)

57 53 You know, remove the water cannon and replace them with Bofors, and you will never have a serious Rodan problem ever again
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym)

Japan is just strange. While there, I toured Osaka Castle and I was struck by something: so much history, but it has been... sanitized. Passionless.

There's something about that to the water cannon thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 08:15 PM (/xaUq)

58 I charged a gnu!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bullying! The gnu can't charge, 'cause of the GPL.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2023 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

59 I loved that little thing and I named it Hannibal.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (NpAcC)

Awwww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (/xaUq)

60 Have you ever just been thinking about something, and get a related pop up ad. I gave away a bunch of tools and was wondering if my safety wire pliers were among them (they were). I live by myself and I don't talk to myself aloud, and summbitch, there's a Harbor Freight ad featuring safety wire pliers, not your every day tool. Spooky.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (lz5hY)

61 Baby elephant + mudhole = big fun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eadH41D4dVI&t=227s

New tree stump in the elephant habitat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GTzjtu7gY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)

62 Gun laws have been really free and cool in Oregon since the frontier days, but as of late, things have really started to tighten up and I figured better now than later when it gets even harder. Now I gotta set up some range time. How much does an hour of instruction and plinking cost?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (0hOvj)

63 You know, remove the water cannon and replace them with Bofors, and you will never have a serious Rodan problem ever again

Pffffft.

Posted by: CIWS at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (eOEVl)

64 End of the 1st

Devils lead 1-0

Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 27, 2023 08:17 PM (CCSxw)

65 A Reading from the Book of Browning:

https://is.gd/5PGim0
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 08:10 PM

Hallelujah! This should be preached throughout the land, that all may hear and heed!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

66 It may rhyme with clock
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Now that I have my licence, I'll be looking for a P-P-C once I get some money that's coming to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (Vwz3I)

67 Ahhhhh

Ran out of work early, picked up a six pack, grabbed Lucy and tossed her in the cat backpack and we are at the beach enjoying the sun and the mountains and the salty sea air. Tide is coming in. Lots of folks coming down. Sunset won't be for another three hours. Holy cow, it's beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (nne3L)

68 Tampa up over Toranna

2-1

Early in the 2nd

Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (CCSxw)

69 One of the comments from the Border Collie/Husky agility video made me laugh-
"Border Collie's have amphetamine in their bloodstream, while the Husky is clearly in the cannabis family."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (NpAcC)

70 Devils lead 1-0
Posted by: browndog

Story of 2023 Congress.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (gUvIq)

71 Keep your freaking legs together, dick!!! 🏒

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (Vwz3I)

72 It may rhyme with clock
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Cock?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at April 27, 2023 08:20 PM (T1YSS)

73 Dogs are awesome but cats aren’t far behind. Just a different kind of awesome.

Posted by: No one of importance at April 27, 2023 08:21 PM (MNhXM)

74 Doh!

P-C-C

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:21 PM (Vwz3I)

75 Ran out of work early, picked up a six pack, grabbed Lucy and tossed her in the cat backpack and we are at the beach enjoying the sun and the mountains and the salty sea air. Tide is coming in. Lots of folks coming down. Sunset won't be for another three hours. Holy cow, it's beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (nne3L)

Sounds like heaven.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 27, 2023 08:22 PM (AbL8c)

76 You're lucky I don't have a beaver emoji saved!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:13 PM

May I assist, and, in the process, perhaps lower the level of churlishness that is so uncharacteristic of you?

🦫 🦫

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

77 Looks like the local place charges over 150 quatloos for instruction and range :/ That's a lot but might be worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:22 PM (0hOvj)

78 Report: 35,000 migrants in Juarez wait to rush border.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 27, 2023 08:23 PM (fujFj)

79 The questionnaire was... darkly amusing.

Do you plan on using this for terrorism or to break the law?

Are you currently banned from owning one?

Are you planning on giving this to someone else?

LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:23 PM (0hOvj)

80 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:21 PM (Vwz3I

A PPC is a Pew Pew Carbine.

Posted by: No one of importance at April 27, 2023 08:24 PM (MNhXM)

81 safety wire pliers, not your every day tool. Spooky.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (lz5hY)

They suck. I did .50 cals a couple of times in the army and then had to do hub bolts in a haul truck The wire is vital to maintaining bearing preload. I bought the harbor freight pliers and went 90 miles into the middle of nowhere and they failed the first twist. Fortunately one of the mechanics there had a real pair.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 08:25 PM (5iQf7)

82 How much does an hour of instruction and plinking cost?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Palmetto State Armory charges $40 for an hour of private instruction.

I took a 2 day NRA class in Cheyenne for $35. About 20 students in the class though.

If you can get to Corsicana, world class instruction and coaching for free.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 27, 2023 08:25 PM (aBJcM)

83 Looks like the local place charges over 150 quatloos for instruction and range :/ That's a lot but might be worth it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 08:22 PM

Or, one could apply said funds toward the TxMoMe, where one could obtain that, wonderous comestibles, the company of fellow Morons, and, if lucky, a visit to the legendary Horse Trailer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

84 77 Chris, a lot of ranges charge nearly as much for a day's shooting as they do for a yearly membership, giving you unlimited range time. Now, I can see the instruction being in there. Ask how much for instruction and if they have a yearly membership deal.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:26 PM (lz5hY)

85 🦫 🦫
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Nice beaver!

Posted by: Lt Frank Drebin at April 27, 2023 08:26 PM (Vwz3I)

86 If you can get to Corsicana, world class instruction and coaching for free.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 27, 2023 08:25 PM (aBJcM)

SiD speaks the truth…

Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 27, 2023 08:27 PM (CCSxw)

87 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 27, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)
******
Cool!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:27 PM (NpAcC)

88 Nice beaver!
Posted by: Lt Frank Drebin at April 27, 2023 08:26 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: Winona at April 27, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

89 81 I don't need them. The neighbor was wiring up an exhaust until tomorrow. Harbor Freight tools are generally to be avoided. The safety wire pliers I had were late 60s early 70s vintage, having proudly served in the world's largest Marine Corps and ripped off by yours truly.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:30 PM (lz5hY)

90 Thanks!
Posted by: Winona at April 27, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

I just had it waxed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

91 Now that I have my licence, I'll be looking for a P-P-C once I get some money that's coming to me.
Posted by: andycanuck

Doh!
P-C-C
Posted by: andycanuck

Battletech players were jealous for a minute.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2023 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

92 Adorable Dalmatian puppy watching 101 Dalmatians.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:32 PM (NpAcC)

93 78 Report: 35,000 migrants in Juarez wait to rush border.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 27, 2023 08:23 PM (fujFj)

Like Alamo without the walls!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:32 PM (BRHaw)

94 That mountain path looks like a good way to die.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 08:32 PM (PY/t0)

95 Kitten wants to save cat from evil mouse!

Ha! This thread is always the best part of the day.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (Sv58p)

96
For nurse:

🦦 🦦 🦦 🦦 🦦

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

97

If you have a hollow Prince Albert, you can run a safety wire through it and snug your junk up to your taint stud!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (T1YSS)

98 Way past bedtime but was napping a bit
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (xhxe8)

99 I wonder if the beaver emoji has been banned?? I've tried cut & pasting a few different ones and they all, ironically enough, turn to boxes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

100 That mountain path looks like a good way to die.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 08:32 PM (PY/t0)

Ride a bike? I wouldn't crawl on it.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM (AwYPR)

101 78 Report: 35,000 migrants in Juarez wait to rush border.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 27, 2023 08:23 PM (fujFj)

30
50
100
250
300

We are up to about 300 BILLION supporting illegals wit FED $$. Now trickle that down through the system. My guess is it as costly as Medicaid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM (BRHaw)

102 Yes, otters paste alright and they're beaverish!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:35 PM (Vwz3I)

103

All beaver is banned...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 27, 2023 08:35 PM (T1YSS)

104 Saw a pickup truck today, had this painted on tailgate in big block capital letters: "Normal isn't coming back."

Posted by: gp's Liniment Makes Pain Wish It Was Dead at April 27, 2023 08:35 PM (MvF+J)

105 99 I wonder if the beaver emoji has been banned?? I've tried cut & pasting a few different ones and they all, ironically enough, turn to boxes.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

beavers
boxes

Can we more moar poon references?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:35 PM (BRHaw)

106 Or, one could apply said funds toward the TxMoMe, where one could obtain that, wonderous comestibles, the company of fellow Morons, and, if lucky, a visit to the legendary Horse Trailer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Our beloved WDS, hostess extraordinaire of the strip cribbage tourney there, has joined the Choir Eternal.

*Removes Stetson*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:36 PM (qoGsy)

107 having proudly served in the world's largest Marine Corps and ripped off by yours truly.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:30 PM (lz5hY)

I still have my liberated gunners screwdriver.
I went and got a good pair or pliers as soon as I got back. Set me back like sixty bux.
Doing wire like that is truly an art form. I find it fun. Haven't done it in forever it seems.

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 08:37 PM (5iQf7)

108 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 7 minutes
BREAKING ⚡️ Lightning strikes at the Falcon Heavy's launch pad. SpaceX has canceled tonight's launch of a Falcon Heavy due to unfavorable weather

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)

109 Our beloved WDS, hostess extraordinaire of the strip cribbage tourney there, has joined the Choir Eternal.

*Removes Stetson*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:36 PM

* removes Stetson *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Our beloved WDS, hostess extraordinaire of the strip cribbage tourney there, has joined the Choir Eternal.

*Removes Stetson*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:36 PM (qoGsy)

Wesleyan Daytime Strippers

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:38 PM (BRHaw)

111 I wonder if the beaver emoji has been banned?? I've tried cut & pasting a few different ones and they all, ironically enough, turn to boxes.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:34 PM

https://emojiterra.com/beaver/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

112 Devils score

2-0

Early in the 2nd

Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 27, 2023 08:40 PM (CCSxw)

113 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 19m
BREAKING: Two US military’s AH-64 Apache helicopters based at Fort Wainwright have crashed near the town of Healy in Alaska

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (Vwz3I)

114 All your beaver are belong to us

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (BRHaw)

115 Have any of you (dwindling) number of smokers had this happen? You're driving and out of smokes, so you start fishing between the seat and console for one that you're hoping you dopped down there, only to come up with a stale french fry.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (CcoDx)

116 You know, remove the water cannon and replace them with Bofors, and you will never have a serious Rodan problem ever again
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym)

A Q-Village, as it were.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (PY/t0)

117 Have any of you (dwindling) number of smokers had this happen? You're driving and out of smokes, so you start fishing between the seat and console for one that you're hoping you dopped down there, only to come up with a stale french fry.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Well?

Were you able to light it?

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM (DgGvY)

118 115 Oh yes, and boy are those things hard to keep lit.

Posted by: gp's Liniment Makes Pain Wish It Was Dead at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM (MvF+J)

119 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
********
For you: 🦇

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM (NpAcC)

120 109 Our beloved WDS, hostess extraordinaire of the strip cribbage tourney there, has joined the Choir Eternal.

*Removes Stetson*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2023 08:36 PM

* removes Stetson *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

WDS…

Posted by: Randolph Scott at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw)

121 Have any of you (dwindling) number of smokers had this happen? You're driving and out of smokes, so you start fishing between the seat and console for one that you're hoping you dopped down there, only to come up with a stale french fry.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (CcoDx)

Once, 50 years ago, I found a joint.

Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM (AwYPR)

122 Two US military’s AH-64 Apache helicopters based at Fort Wainwright have crashed near the town of Healy in Alaska

Ugh. Prayers ascending.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 08:43 PM (Xrfse)

123 115 The interior is designed so that if you drop a Bic, it goes down a crevice where you will never ever be able to retrieve it, without removing a seat.

Posted by: gp's Liniment Makes Pain Wish It Was Dead at April 27, 2023 08:43 PM (MvF+J)

124 This is what pisses me off. One minute I’m stomping Japs left and right, as they scream bugeyed as I look in on them, and next thing you know my scrotum gets hosed down by those hidden water cannons.

I weep….Raymond Burr was a sodomite but even he would not pull shit like that.

Posted by: Godzilla at April 27, 2023 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

125 115 I had a boss who tried to quit smoking by keeping a bag of carrot and celery sticks handy. Couldn't keep them lit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:44 PM (lz5hY)

126 Speaking for myself only, the term beaver for women's parts is just silly, but I find it preferable to pu*** and c***t, the latter of which is awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:44 PM (Keyt1)

127 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 2h
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple Train Cars have fallen Into Mississippi River Prompting Emergency Response and Hazmat Teams
📌#Ferryville | #Wisconsin
Currently Emergency crews, including Hazmat teams have responded to a major train derailment in Ferryville Wisconsin where four people have been injured and multiple train cars have fallen into the Mississippi River it’s currently unknown what’s inside the cars but reports are saying there might be a paint and lithium batteries in some of the train cars

🚨#UPDATE Aerial footage shows multiple train cars have derailed off it’s tracks. Officials say two containers went into the Mississippi River as neither contained hazardous materials. Some of the containers derailed on shore contained paint and lithium-ion batteries crews

https://tinyurl.com/4zjn2rub
Includes video.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:44 PM (Vwz3I)

128 The bike path: Fuck.No.

You know the pile of sleeping orange cats are terrors when awake.

Baby rhino: cute.

Goats are goofy f-ers.

Baby elephant fell on his snout. I couldn't help but laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2023 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

129 Sounds amazing, nurse!

Posted by: Iris at April 27, 2023 08:46 PM (foa6+)

130 Ooooh, nice! A high-tech blowjob machine! Wait, I mean: Look at this creepy male robot

I'm pretty sure I'm a better male robot than that...

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 27, 2023 08:46 PM (Sv58p)

131 Big Penguin and Big Otter?
There's nothing fishy about that.

Use a bib or you'll have to scrub the pelt.

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2023 08:47 PM (FhXTo)

132 It's no wonder the defense budget is so high. All the people stealing their tools!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

133 Respectfully, fuck no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:54 PM (/xaUq)

LOL, Horde Mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2023 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

134 Flurry of shots on Lightning net in the last 2 minutes of the 2nd.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:48 PM (Vwz3I)

135 123 115 Friend back in Ohio had a car lot specializing in real pieces of shit from the as is line at the auction. Before he turned his flunky loose to clean up these dogs, he would go treasure hunting under the seats. Every six months or so he would have a jar of change and other stuff. Found a couple of guns like Raven .25s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 08:49 PM (lz5hY)

136 Once, 50 years ago, I found a joint.
Posted by: BignJames
______________

Much better than the Hardees fries I'm pulling out. And an occasional straw.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:49 PM (CcoDx)

137 RFK Jr: Those Who Violated Americans' Constitutional Rights During Covid 'Should Be Prosecuted'

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:50 PM (BRHaw)

138 Ooooh, nice! A high-tech blowjob machine! Wait, I mean: Look at this creepy male robot

I'm pretty sure I'm a better male robot than that...
Posted by: Barack Obama

You give better beejers, too.

Posted by: M. Obama at April 27, 2023 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

139 DeSantis

Mickey Halley

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:51 PM (BRHaw)

140 "Much better than the Hardees fries I'm pulling out. And an occasional straw."

I'm gonna clean all the winter stuff out of the car tomorrow: shovels, scrapers, cat litter, blankets, trash. So count on snow Saturday.

Posted by: gp's Liniment Makes Pain Wish It Was Dead at April 27, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

141 137 RFK Jr: Those Who Violated Americans' Constitutional Rights During Covid 'Should Be Prosecuted'
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:50 PM (BRHaw)

I’m trying hard not to like this guy, but he keeps pushing the right buttons

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

142 so you start fishing between the seat and console for one that you're hoping you dopped down there, only to come up with a stale french fry.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, host of Regrettable Sources at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

143 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 6h
Unemployed Guy's Basement Selfie Video Crushes Fox News In Primetime Ratings

https://buff.ly/3naxmAR

[photo of Tucker Carlson]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

144 Much better than the Hardees fries I'm pulling out. And an occasional straw.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:49 PM (CcoDx)

That is funny. I find that whenever I need a pen and can't find one, there are about 30 of them behind the couch cushions. No french fries though and I haven't had marijuana since I was a teen so a very long time ago. It didn't do anything for me but make me sleepy and I get sleepy now without paying for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (Keyt1)

145 Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

he's got some very engaging things to say, but because of his medical problems his voice sounds awful, and I think that will be a hadicap.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:54 PM (Keyt1)

146 Things getting feisty in Jersey…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 08:55 PM (CCSxw)

147 Bofors L60 or Bofors L70?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (rpKDe)

148 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

That is so funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (Keyt1)

149 I hear that Irena Briganti is a real cent.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (7x1A3)

150 You should make sure to clean your bj robot. Story in the nypost.com said their is a marked increase in throat cancer caused by oral sex and the papaloma virus. This is why we can't have nice things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (ErSgq)

151 For you: 🦇
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 08:42 PM

Thank you, Sir!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

152 RFK Jr: Those Who Violated Americans' Constitutional Rights During Covid 'Should Be Prosecuted'
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2023 08:50 PM (BRHaw)

RFK Jr. is in tight with the likes of Mike Papantonio, John Morgan, Troy Rafferty, Bob Eglet, Et Al.

Mass Torts are their bread and butter. That fat bastard John Morgan too.

Nice battlefield prep, Bobby.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 27, 2023 08:58 PM (R/m4+)

153 Saw some dude on YouTube yesterday basically trolling cops to pull him over, when he is doing nothing illegal. In one video, he is in the passenger seat in front of a cop car, sticking his hands out giving them the finger. Cops pull him over and the troll reads him the riot act.
Eventually he gives them a ticket for speeding.
Cop lies to the judge and the case is dismissed.
Pretty egregious.

I am a little conflicted about the troll, because he acts like an asshole, but I love when he brings down the lying fucking cops.

The channel is Every Camera Counts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2023 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

154 Here you go, Anna.
https://tinyurl.com/99pjpt7h
short video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 09:00 PM (Vwz3I)

155 Devils score a shorty
3-0
Firmly in control of this game

Poor jackstraw…he must be beside himself the way the Rags are playing

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:00 PM (CCSxw)

156 RFK Jr. is aghast at violations of Constitutional rights, unless it's the 2A. Because he's a K.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 27, 2023 09:01 PM (lz5hY)

157 Christopner, TriTac is on Sunnyview. They are open to the public

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 09:02 PM (xhaym)

158 In one video, he is in the passenger seat in front of a cop car, sticking his hands out giving them the finger. Cops pull him over and the troll reads him the riot act.

I don't like guys like that, he's like those daffy Sovereign Citizen people. But that said, cops do go way overboard with demanding people respect their authoritay even when nothing illegal is being done. They're trained to yell and overwhelm people until they comply, but apply it to places where it is not necessary or even useful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 09:02 PM (0hOvj)

159 *yawns*

F-18Es... death to the Super Bugs.

Back to masking off the tails of Tamiya 1/48 F-14A since it is a VF-84 Jolly Rogers bird.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 09:03 PM (rpKDe)

160 Thank you, Sir!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)
*****
You're welcome, but I haven't transitioned. lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 09:03 PM (NpAcC)

161 And something more for you, Anna.

https://twitter.com/WW2Airfields

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 09:04 PM (Vwz3I)

162 Christopner, TriTac is on Sunnyview

Yeah that's who I was looking at. There's a private range on 12th I think but they might have closed. The names of these places give me hives, why can't they just be Bob's Gun Shack instead of some tacticool aviator glasses name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 09:04 PM (0hOvj)

163 Bofors L60 or Bofors L70?

I'm fond of the automatic rifle from Fallout that would blow enemies to red chunks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 09:05 PM (0hOvj)

164 You're welcome, but I haven't transitioned. lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 09:03 PM

* looks down *
* toes ground with cowboy boot *

Sorry, Ma'am.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

165 Does this man look 109 to you?. He looks to me like he's in his 80' or so. Must have great genetics. What a positive fellow :

https://tinyurl.com/yu2rcb2x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 09:06 PM (Keyt1)

166 RFK Jr: Those Who Violated Americans' Constitutional Rights During Covid 'Should Be Prosecuted'

That would be about half of the country.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

167 Yeah that's who I was looking at. There's a private range on 12th I think but they might have closed. The names of these places give me hives, why can't they just be Bob's Gun Shack instead of some tacticool aviator glasses name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 27, 2023 09:04 PM (0hOvj)

There used to be Ole's gunshop but Ole died, which is a terrible shame. He was a nice guy and had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2023 09:07 PM (xhaym)

168 That would be about half of the country.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

…and your point is?

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:08 PM (CCSxw)

169 You're welcome, but I haven't transitioned. lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2023 09:03 PM

Please don't. I find the idea of redridinghood as a man disturbing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 09:10 PM (Keyt1)

170 Does this man look 109 to you?
-------------
No!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 09:10 PM (Vwz3I)

171 Crazy 90second shift by the Jersey defense

They were all dead on their skates.

Rangers firing at will

And the Jersey goaly finally swallows the puck for a stoppage in play

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

172
I hear that Irena Briganti is a real cent.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

A bad penny?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

173 Have any of you (dwindling) number of smokers had this happen? You're driving and out of smokes, so you start fishing between the seat and console for one that you're hoping you dopped down there, only to come up with a stale french fry.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2023 08:41 PM (CcoDx)

I've lit 'em up...

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 09:11 PM (5iQf7)

174 * places boonie hat over heart *

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 09:13 PM (5iQf7)

175 2nd period ends with the Devils firmly in control

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:14 PM (CCSxw)

176 Tampa up over Toranna

2-1

Early in the 2nd
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 27, 2023 08:19 PM (CCSxw)

Good news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 09:14 PM (tkR6S)

177 A bad penny?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

——-

Yep

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2023 09:15 PM (7x1A3)

178 Back from the beach as Lucy was not thrilled.

I'll go back out for sunset. It's just a half a block and across the street.

Anyhoo, switched on the local news. It's supposed to hit 70 for the first time since September and the weathercasters are freaking out and screaming that people should be careful because THE WATER IS STILL VERY COLD! Like I've never been here before. And THE SNOW IS MELTING IN THE MOUNTAINS, SO THE WATER IS VERY COLD IN LOCAL LAKES AND RIVERS. BE VERY CAREFUL. BECAUSE THE WATER IS VERY COLD.

Darwin, please. Help us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2023 09:16 PM (U2p+3)

179 Devils are definitely in control.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

180 Good evening, y’all! Cute animals as always.

Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2023 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 8 runner, to help you in your transition to Español, penguin is pingüino or pingüina.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2023 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)
----
Same in Italian: pinguino (male); pinguina (female)

Posted by: Ciampino - the penguins care at April 27, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

182 F-18Es... death to the Super Bugs.

Back to masking off the tails of Tamiya 1/48 F-14A since it is a VF-84 Jolly Rogers bird.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2023 09:03 PM (rpKDe)

If I were to mention a company called Super Scale would that mean anything to you?

Posted by: Reforger at April 27, 2023 09:22 PM (5iQf7)

183 179 Devils are definitely in control.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

The trade to acquire Timo Meier changed the Devils from pretenders to contenders

He’s been a force this series

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:24 PM (CCSxw)

184 18 Would I?

Respectfully, fuck no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2023 07:54 PM (/xaUq)
----
NO NO
I probably wouldn't even walk that trail.

Posted by: Ciampino - the winged animalia are okay at April 27, 2023 09:24 PM (qfLjt)

185 I was talking about the Washington Devils.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:25 PM (63Dwl)

186 …and your point is?

My point is that a whole crapload of people facilitated the debacle. Medical professionals, educators, state governments, the corporate elite. And that's just a relatively small percentage. Add in the AWFL Karens and their counterparts and I think my estimate is reasonable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

187 10 minutes left in the 3rd

Still 2-1 Tampa

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:25 PM (CCSxw)

188 185 I was talking about the Washington Devils.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2023 09:25 PM (63Dwl)

My snark detector is broken

Sorry

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:27 PM (CCSxw)

189 My point is that a whole crapload of people facilitated the debacle.

Gleefully facilitated.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2023 09:27 PM (amJF4)

190 Go ride that bike UP the trail, daredevil.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2023 09:27 PM (glGDV)

191 Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

I was trying to be funneh

Guess I failed

But yes, all those people need to go to the gallows

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:28 PM (CCSxw)

192 Tampa scores

3-1

Beatthem Laffs

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:30 PM (CCSxw)

193 I was trying to be funneh
Guess I failed

Not at all. Things seem to go over my head with alarmingly increasing frequency these days. *fist bump*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

194
Don LeMon is the Jussie Smollet of newscasters

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2023 09:34 PM (pNxlR)

195 "They should be prosecuted" is the "lock her up" of this election cycle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 27, 2023 09:34 PM (KFhLj)

196 I really need to stop taking myself so seriously. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:34 PM (Xrfse)

197 Bad penalty taken by the Rags

Goaltender Interference

Devils to the PP

Early in the 3rd

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:34 PM (CCSxw)

198 Black and white cat says 'yeah I'm bout to slap the snot outta you.'.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2023 09:34 PM (Uv0D2)

199 Always enjoy your commentary here, browndog.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

200 Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 27, 2023 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

Well thank you, that’s nice of you to say

I usually aim to be the class clown

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:39 PM (CCSxw)

201 Tampa 3-2 now, 3 minutes left

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 27, 2023 09:39 PM (ufFY8)

202 I heard a couple rumors, the kind that are unverified, maybe made up, who knows anymore, that one of Tucker's nemeses is the 3rd cousin to Madison Cornbread and through a Roma cousin, that seals driveways for a living, is the 7th cousin of Blasie Ford. Small world. I am also hearing this nemesis wears a blend of peach and strawberry perfume, which could be kind of yummy, and that her stage name was Mango Asperger. I am may have that backwards: the current stage name is Mango Asperger.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 27, 2023 09:40 PM (iGfKR)

203 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 09:40 PM (yUjc0)

204 With 3 minutes to go in the 3rd

The Laffs score

3-2 Bolts

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:41 PM (CCSxw)

205 Yo Doof

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:42 PM (CCSxw)

206 Under a minute in Toranna

Still the Bolts in the lead

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:43 PM (CCSxw)

207 No handshakes in Toronto tonight

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 09:45 PM (yUjc0)

208 I love the fact that after setting up Linux Mint, Visual Studio Code, Python, Docker, etc, you test all of it is working by running a hello world program that generates the classic, "Hello World."

Ahh, the things that amuse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2023 09:46 PM (up/3i)

209 Time running out on the Laffs

Empty netter h go or Tampa

4-2

Game over

Back down to Tampa for game 6

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at April 27, 2023 09:47 PM (CCSxw)

210 🦫

Greetings from Mississippi. Any Morons around Hattiesburg? I'm stuck here thru the weekend.

Posted by: fd at April 27, 2023 09:48 PM (mO6uJ)

211 Doooooooof!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 27, 2023 09:49 PM (aBJcM)

212 That is funny. I find that whenever I need a pen and can't find one, there are about 30 of them behind the couch cushions. No french fries though and I haven't had marijuana since I was a teen so a very long time ago. It didn't do anything for me but make me sleepy and I get sleepy now without paying for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2023 08:52 PM (Keyt1)

Stop being so insufferable and scoldy. I feel judged.

Posted by: ... at April 27, 2023 09:49 PM (BXxcV)

213 RFK Jr: Those Who Violated Americans' Constitutional Rights During Covid 'Should Be Prosecuted'
Posted by: rhennigantx

Make Gibbets Great Again!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2023 09:49 PM (uMwm6)

214 Greetings from Mississippi. Any Morons around Hattiesburg? I'm stuck here thru the weekend.

Know of a good legal team?

Posted by: Brett Favre at April 27, 2023 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

215 Doooooooof!
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 27, 2023 09:49 PM (aBJcM)

Howdy SiD!! Hugs to you!

Posted by: Doof at April 27, 2023 09:53 PM (yUjc0)

216 I saw Mango Assbiter open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Inglewood Forum in '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2023 09:58 PM (s12c9)

217 NFL draft is on. It's a big event these days. $ millions made and spent discussing and marketing it.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 27, 2023 10:00 PM (KAi1n)

218 I've been using Linux. Former Mac guy (which is Linux, I know...) I like it to the point where I'm pretty sure I'll never use another.
Sure, Macs are great. Also expensive and intrusive.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with extra yum yum at April 27, 2023 10:01 PM (jTmQV)

219 32 What's gnu??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 27, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)
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A dyslexic ung.

Posted by: Ciampino -- the winged animalia are okay at April 27, 2023 10:02 PM (qfLjt)

220 97

If you have a hollow Prince Albert, you can run a safety wire through it and snug your junk up to your taint stud!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at April 27, 2023 08:33 PM (T1YSS)

"taint stud" is a term I could have happily lived and died without ever hearing.

Posted by: a.moron at April 27, 2023 10:06 PM (F6Xpw)

221 Got rid of the last InBev beer in fridge tonight. Nephew been using my garage & tools for a project car. Every night I hand him a Busch Light and say, "good enough for Dylan Mulvaney, good enough for you." He finally said FU to me, which warmed my heart.

Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2023 10:12 PM (sjrtb)

222 218 I've been using Linux. Former Mac guy (which is Linux, I know...) I like it to the point where I'm pretty sure I'll never use another.
Sure, Macs are great. Also expensive and intrusive.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with extra yum yum at April 27, 2023 10:01 PM (jTmQV)
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Isn't the Mac OS based on BSD or something UNIXy but not Linux?

Posted by: Ciampino - the winged animalia can walk that cliff at April 27, 2023 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

223 ONT up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2023 10:20 PM (tkR6S)

224 https://ekspedisikalimatan.wordpress.com/

Posted by: console at April 28, 2023 04:02 AM (zXHNW)

225 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 12,000 bucks a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at April 28, 2023 11:10 AM (3LAzn)

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