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New Netflix Series Depicts Cleopatra as Black, Despite Being a Descendant of the Macedonian Alexander the Great;
Egyptians Complain of Netflix Stealing Their Cultural Patrimony for Woke Points
Rumors of the death of Netflix's Woke/DEI agenda have been greatly overstated.
This race-swap is based on fairy tales claimed by "Afro-centrists" who claim that everything is black and African, including technologies known to have been invented in Europe.
There's a meme going around for a fictitious biopic called "Mandela," starring Sir Anthony Hopkins in the titular role. Hey, if you don't like it, don't watch it, amirite or amirite?
A Netflix docudrama series that depicts Queen Cleopatra VII as a black African has sparked controversy in Egypt. A lawyer has filed a complaint that accuses African Queens: Queen Cleopatra of violating media laws and aiming to "erase the Egyptian identity". A top archaeologist insisted Cleopatra was "light-skinned, not black". But the producer said "her heritage is highly debated" and the actress playing her told critics: "If you don't like the casting, don't watch the show."
Oh well that obviously means you're right, then! But weirdly, abuse coming from leftwing lunatics never proves the right is right. Weird. Why is that? Why is "Muh Mentions" taken as proof that a lefty is right about something but extremists hurling abuse at people taking an anti-left stance -- like trans extremists saying that J.K. Rowling should be killed -- never proves that they're right?
Adele James made the comment in a Twitter post that included screengrabs of abusive comments that included racist slurs.
Cleopatra was born in the Egyptian city of Alexandria in 69 BC and became the last queen of a Greek-speaking dynasty founded by Alexander the Great's Macedonian general Ptolemy. She succeeded her father Ptolemy XII in 51 BC and ruled until her death in 30 BC. Afterwards, Egypt fell under Roman domination. The identity of Cleopatra's mother is not known, and historians say it is possible that she, or any other female ancestor, was an indigenous Egyptian or from elsewhere in Africa.Oh, it's possible. And "historians" say this. All of them, apparently. Not just a couple of "Afro-Centrist" cranks. And all those contemporaneous paintings of her showing her skin as very pale? Alabaster-like? LIES! All LIES by the Egyptian White Devils to cover up the TRUTH!
Um, this "conversation" began in 1990.
Netflix's companion website Tudum reported in February that the choice to cast Adele James, who is of mixed race, as Cleopatra in its new documentary series was "a nod to the centuries-long conversation about the ruler's race".
Oh this is gonna be great! The bald woman who cucked her husband by f***ing her teenaged son's best friend, and then openly bragged about this important step in her Life Journey, is behind this. How can it fail?
Jada Pinkett Smith, the American actress who was executive producer and narrator ...
..."We don't often get to see or hear stories about black queens, and that was really important for me, as well as for my daughter, and just for my community to be able to know those stories because there are tons of them!"Why not tell a story about the black Space Queen of Jupiter? That would every bit as historically accurate as this crap.
That just sounds like Egyptian Racism to me.
But when the trailer was released last week many Egyptians condemned the depiction of Cleopatra. Zahi Hawass, a prominent Egyptologist and former antiquities minister, told the al-Masry al-Youm newspaper: "This is completely fake. Cleopatra was Greek, meaning that she was light-skinned, not black." Mr Hawass said the only rulers of Egypt known to have been black were the Kushite kings of the 25th Dynasty (747-656 BC). "Netflix is trying to provoke confusion by spreading false and deceptive facts that the origin of the Egyptian civilisation is black," he added and called on Egyptians to take a stand against the streaming giant.
Um, Cleopatra was not an Arab and not "African," by which they mean "black African." Again, she was Greek. Or Macedonian, actually. Macedonians don't like being called "Greek." As other people say: I want the next actor playing the Black Panther, T'Challa, to be white. I think Ryan Reynolds can pull it off. I mean, if race doesn't matter in casting, why not get Ryan Reynolds? Below, some fans are calling this "The Role Ryan Gosling was born to play."
On Sunday, lawyer Mahmoud al-Semary filed a complaint with the public prosecutor demanding that he take "the necessary legal measures" and block access to Netflix's services in Egypt. He alleged that the series included visual material and content that violated Egypt's media laws and accused Netflix of trying to "promote the Afrocentric thinking... which includes slogans and writings aimed at distorting and erasing the Egyptian identity". Three years ago, plans for a movie about Cleopatra starring the Israeli actress Gal Gadot triggered a heated debate on social media, with some people insisting that the role should instead go to an Arab or African actress.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Inogame at April 19, 2023 02:40 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: T'raltixx at April 19, 2023 02:40 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 19, 2023 02:41 PM (rbKZ6)
You have no idea how acceptable your terms are.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 19, 2023 02:42 PM (ppBhU)
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Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 19, 2023 02:43 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: try and keep up, mkay? at April 19, 2023 02:43 PM (sh1GZ)
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Easily and rapidly, I hope.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (WEqNk)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
*******
I have considered your generous offer and accept your terms.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)
Hijinx will ensue.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2023 02:45 PM (OgrpQ)
Then those same, stupid, idiotic ministers killed Pompey when Caesar wanted him alive, and even better presented Pompey's bloody head to Caesar to try to curry favor with him.
And so Caesar decided to 'intervene' in the little dynastic squabble they had going on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Shep! at April 19, 2023 02:45 PM (2YtOq)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
Bite your tongue comrade!
Posted by: CCP at April 19, 2023 02:45 PM (GKLAN)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
Black Estella in new Great Expectations.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (AiZBA)
But I am thinking that this is the Role Dylan Mulvaney was BORN for.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (ytSiK)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
Another: Anne Boleyn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
The end result will be fewer meaningless movies which will result in all of the major film making people being unemployed.
Funemployment for all of them!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (He0D6)
Posted by: Dali Lama at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (OgrpQ)
I mean, if personal experience is as important as some claim.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (P7IZS)
(I don't negotiate.)
Posted by: Deadpool at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (2hlEI)
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This is a problem caused by the perhaps uniquely American take on black power and white oppression. Smith herself said it in the quote further on:
..."We don't often get to see or hear stories about black queens, and that was really important for me, as well as for my daughter, and just for my community to be able to know those stories because there are tons of them!"
I don't know if the Egyptians know this or not (though they'll learn fast), but black Americans long ago laid claim to Egypt as a place where they were once kings. Ancient Egypt was black, the pyramids were built by blacks, the culture was black. It was a black utopia until it was despoiled by the white man. It is part of the black power narrative. Making a movie about Egypt prior to about the 15th century more or less *requires* this portrayal at this point, if it is made by an American outfit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (P7IZS)
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Are you sure? Dylan might be too masculine to play Obama.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (2YtOq)
Cruelty Level: CHUY
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (d0d1W)
Posted by: They could make that movie Solomon at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (OgrpQ)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (eNLXj)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (rJ48h)
In other news, mush for brains haz thoughtz...
President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (V4X9X)
Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (dIXnE)
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That was a great scene in the "Rome" miniseries.
"HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!"
Posted by: Deadpool at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (2hlEI)
The Department of Justice is prosecuting a number of black socialists for opposing the Ukraine War, or as they put it:
Defendants Sought to Sow Discord, Spread Pro-Russia Propaganda and Interfere in Elections Within the United States
"Sowing discord" is now prosecutable, in the view of Garland's Gestapo.
https://tinyurl.com/259pp2yy
But don't worry, I'm sure they'll only prosecute black socialists for this...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (2tUFv)
_________
Oooooh.
Let's have a 10-pound dumbbell curl off.
With Gloria Gaynor music in the background.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (1huWu)
==
-10 points for failing to include obligatory
We waz KANGS memes
Posted by: your woke grader at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (sh1GZ)
TERRY CREWS as Mike Obama.
NC-17
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (eNLXj)
FIFY.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (AE3vq)
Posted by: Chik-Fil-A at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (17s+e)
I submit they are nothing different than the Klan with a tan. Racist. Bigoted. Assholes. Their counsel merits no consideration.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (JNTt1)
The Nubians were black. They are depicted across Egypt as one of the many foes the Pharohs protected Egypt from.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Esau did nothing wrong at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (eNLXj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (uv/1i)
President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (MFZ8i)
You will blow me first.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (t4fCu)
OK...I snorted out loud.
SOL!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (anj39)
Many people assume Egyptians are Africans because they are not aware that Egypt only became part of the African continent in the sixteenth century due to continental drift which resulted in subsuming of the tectonic plate, merging the landmass of the former Macedonian land mass with the northeast corner of Africa. This is also when Atlantis sank beneath the seas. And mermaids went extinct.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (2hlEI)
... Africa is a continent, not a country.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)
"HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!"
Posted by: Deadpool at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (2hlEI)
You know, I missed the episode. I caught the scene where they killed him though. I have the first season around somewhere, I need to rewatch the whole thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
The Nubians were black. They are depicted across Egypt as one of the many foes the Pharohs protected Egypt from.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (P7IZS)
Why, dats raycisss.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (tjClK)
. . . Jews can get reparations from blacks!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (ykeLU)
"We don't often get to see or hear stories about black queens, "
What do you mean baldy, and btw, you SHAVE your head, we all had so many stories of Aunt Esther back in the 70s.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (T4tVD)
Someone did a Netflix meme with Jada Pinkett-Smith starring as Rapunzel. Savage twofer.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (rU8+6)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (2tUFv)
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Of course it is. They've been making that clear for years. MDM is illegal, and spreading it will get you locked up. Freedom of speech does not exist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (u73oe)
Black Stalin had some excellent soca records, back in the day.
Appropriately, he was very left-wing.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9he7nw
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Guy who says nice whenever he sees the number 69 at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (CaS/G)
We're imposing the imagined racism of today on people long dead.
The Egyptians were well aware of the difference in skin color.
And they didn't care.
Several Pharoahs were black.
One of the more ruthless ones was black. I think he had to raise an army twice to reconquor his lands.
But yeah let's pretend some broad that destroyed two empires is a hero.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (1nfCC)
The end result will be fewer meaningless movies which will result in all of the major film making people being unemployed.
Funemployment for all of them!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (He0D6)
***
Someone said there is a Hollywood writer's strike.
Has anyone noticed?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (anj39)
A couple pf real life white people who were involved in the actual event (an air traffic controller and another I don't remember) are depicted in the movie by black actors.
No, they are not lead rolls like those on topic, but it shows how Hollywood is loath to have an all-white cast in anything.
Posted by: bed head at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (P7IZS)
The cold hard truth is this; even if they did - all the affluent suburban whites that tacitly support this crap would simply refuse to believe it. No different than anyone in 1930s Europe reading Mein Kampf and refusing to connect the dots.
I don't know what to say, other than this is how people are, always have been, and always will be. As Paul Simon wrote - "A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest".
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (MyyMo)
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They were. And when they say the Pyramids were really built by aliens, they meant illegal aliens.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Esau did nothing wrong at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM (eNLXj)
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Because they have to race-swap someone, and redheads are whitest of white people?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (ssESX)
Polio and TB are spreading in NYC.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (dIXnE)
Posted by: bed head at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (Y1sOo)
ANTONY & CLEOPATRA
ORIGINAL DANCE THEATRE PRODUCTION
In June of 2022, the Gregory Hancock Dance Theatre performed the world debut of Antony and Cleopatra. Collaborators Hancock and composer/producer Cory Gabel began with Shakespeare's original characters but moved the setting to a modern music and dance club. They chose to cast the show in a gender-fluid manner: several male roles are played by females and Cleopatra is a larger-than-life drag queen.
The creators chose this construct, not for the sake of being provocative, but more from wanting the show to speak to our current times. The romance of Antony and Cleopatra is considered to be one of the most famous–and historically important–relationships in human history. The aim was to remove any constraints of gender, sexual identity, or sexual preference, and instead allow these gloriously flawed characters to live and love without boundaries.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (MFZ8i)
Here's an idea, how about all these super important blacks do stories about their inner cities, the places their brothers and sisters inhabit?
The Wire was good, how about that?
Could we get some success stories out of Africa today?
Why not?
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (PCK5/)
@POTUS
United States government official
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
I'm going to start by removing these weapons of war from the US Secret Service.
I will follow up my Climate Change initiatives by ending the use of "The Beast", Marine One and Air Force One until we have electric equivalents.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
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Right, Macedonians are content farmers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (u73oe)
Macedon woke up one day and decided to conquer the world. Alexander did a fair job of it before he died. Then they went back to sleep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (P7IZS)
I'd say... a Midnight 7 on quarter beer night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (1huWu)
They like it more than being called 'Gypsies' though.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Gingers everywhere at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: The Left at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (rUt9D)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair!!!!"
"Muthaf*cka I CAN'T!!!!!!"
- - - fin
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (tjClK)
I heard the Mandalorian is actually black as Georg Stanford Brown.
And baby yoda, also black as night under that green skin.
In fact, everything good in everything is black, and everything bad is white.
So easy someone with an education from the fucked up schools in Chicago and Baltimore could understand it.
That's the point.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (UCNv1)
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: SMOD
No more weekends in Delaware for any of them!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (He0D6)
*******
I have considered your generous offer and accept your terms.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (ykeLU)
***
Ditto!
And who said I couldn't find anything out of Hollywood that I can agree with?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (anj39)
I will follow up my Climate Change initiatives by ending the use of "The Beast", Marine One and Air Force One until we have electric equivalents.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Please tell me that's real. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (WEqNk)
A society that didn't look at skin color.
Like, you know MLK wanted.
Woke and DIE are the exact opposite of all that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (1nfCC)
@POTUS
United States government official
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
I'm going to start by removing these weapons of war from the US Secret Service.
I will follow up my Climate Change initiatives by ending the use of "The Beast", Marine One and Air Force One until we have electric equivalents.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)
Super smart move, announcing that to the whole world.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (rU8+6)
I think Timothee Chalamet. He did a great Paul Atreides in Dune.
And that Harriet Tubman movie they are talking about? Yeah, Jason Momoa, best possible choice. Just put a divot in his forehead and the likeness is breathtaking.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (lf83v)
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LOL!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ssESX)
Those Ptolemys only married brothers and sisters or cousins at worst.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (nnp+f)
And how's that manifesto release going?
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (Q4slo)
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BREAKING: Will Smith Spotted Bitch-Slapping Vespa-Riding Ewok in Assless Chaps & Crocs.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (d9sh2)
That was a great scene in the "Rome" miniseries.
"HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!"
Posted by: Deadpool at April 19, 2023 02:49 PM (2hlEI)
I chuckled at another quip during that episode, Caesar vs Royal eunuch.
*dismissively*
"Roman law..."
"Is there some other form of law? You miserable woman."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (nIRE6)
the centuries-long conversation about the ruler's race".
Um, this "conversation" began in 1990.
It just seems like centuries.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (63Dwl)
Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (lf83v)
++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Ah - so Ancient Kentuckians. My people !!!
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (MyyMo)
I initially read this as "steaming giant", which would have been more accurate, assuming the placement of a noun after giant.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (63Dwl)
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Well, the 1990s *were* in the last century, so...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 02:48 PM (MFZ8i)
You will blow me first.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:50 PM
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*I sir, most emphatically, will not blow you!!!*
However, I might be up for a little... #Nevermind #Hacked
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (MFZ8i)
Fight me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (lf83v)
He at least knows it a game. He will take off his makeup, put on a t-shirt and jeans and sit down with you and drink a beer.
He's not shaking his shit in front of 4 year old's begging for dollars in his thong.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (tjClK)
Yep. They insisted on staying well within their familial orbit.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (P7IZS)
I suspect the new Harry Potter will be all Woke
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 02:58 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (WEqNk)
Those Ptolemys only married brothers and sisters or cousins at worst.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
Fetterman's ancestry tree is a straight line you say?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (He0D6)
Posted by: yeah whatever at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (76TDd)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (P7IZS)
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Yep. They insisted on staying well within their familial orbit.
If she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours !!!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (eNLXj)
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Isaac "Shabazz" Newton was a brutha. Fact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (1huWu)
The Woman King was not the smashing success we were required to claim it was?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2023 02:59 PM (1nfCC)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (d9sh2)
The DOJ is bringing similar charges against 34 Chinese citizens. One of the points in the indictment is that the people charged said that the US bombed the Nordstream pipelines.
That's now prosecutable too.
https://tinyurl.com/3mjw9xhx
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Fetterman at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: T'raltixx at April 19, 2023 02:40 PM (ppBhU)
I believe the quote is:
"AZIZ, LIGHT!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (JMAcK)
7:00 AM · Apr 19, 2023
Ha!!!!!
That shit ain't gonna happen.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (tjClK)
I am honestly surprised that Will Smith hasn't killed himself yet, either as suicide or murder-suicide.
Jada is a porn star name, and she ain't in that league.
And Jada Pinkett sounds like Mr Plinkett's wife.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (t4fCu)
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Coming up: a reboot of "All in the Family."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (YqDXo)
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They were. And when they say the Pyramids were really built by aliens, they meant illegal aliens.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
>Nobody tell Moses about this, unless you want to fight with the Canadians. On second thought, fuck those Canadians!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (V4X9X)
Pharaoh Phawcett Majors
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 02:54 PM (ykeLU)
I'd sure like to fix her drain!
Posted by: Mustafa the Plumber at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (anj39)
In the sage words of that Dilbert Guy, just get the hell away from these people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (17s+e)
How about a Harlem Globetrotters Bio Pic starring the cast of Hoosiers as the Globetrotters?
Posted by: garrett
Wait'll they find out that the Globetrotters actually had white players early in the team's history...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your whore!!
What?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (ZSK0i)
I believe the quote is:
"AZIZ, LIGHT!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (JMAcK)
"LIGHT? GUNGADIN!!! BRING PISS WATTAH!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (1nfCC)
Surely Marc Anthony and Octavian had something to do with that.
Roman control of Egypt was essential since most of the grain dole came from Egypt. It was what kept the famines at bay and bought the support of the plebs.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 19, 2023 02:52 PM (1nfCC)
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Hillary only destroyed one. And nobody wanted to fuck her.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (4eKPg)
Isaac "Shabazz" Newton was a brutha. Fact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Albert Einstein had a mean fro.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Roger Daltry at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone"
Seriously. What's up with Canada?
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (t4fCu)
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I dunno about everything, but large cities have definitely turned that way. (peruses the crime statistics of Chicago, Philadelphia, Baltimore, ...)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
Well, it's not like the Egyptians had a long history of incest amongst the royals to keep the blood lines pure. So, sure, go bang some random and make the kid heir, why not? seems totally consistent with history.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: m at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (Ww1lp)
Cleopatra was Mexican-American cuz saying otherwise would hurt my feelings.
Also because history records she had a BIG ASS!
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (0MFkE)
"AZIZ, LIGHT!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 19, 2023 03:00 PM (JMAcK)
5th Element. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Porky Pig (Not Halal) at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:02 PM (t4fCu
They're French.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Tarbash the Egyptian Magician at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM (uZ4Ij)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym)
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And 100% certified Egyptian cotton!
Posted by: Mike Lindell at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 02:53 PM (tjClK)
Still mad at the producers of Justified for tainting my favorite show ever by casting that dickhead in Season 5.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM (iY8R7)
I thought it was street theater until I figured out that they really do want to kill YT and the "fake" Jews.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (uv/1i)
And then they got all hopped up on Maple Sugar.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
Don't forget that the pyramids could fly too before the white man showed up.
Posted by: alftaps at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (mxEar)
Posted by: MJ at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (zwDuR)
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They thought the sun rotated around them!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym)
And they needed the wood from the Great Sahara Forest to keep the Roman baths heated.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (anj39)
I suspect the new Harry Potter will be all Woke
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Once you go full Hitler the story is over. I believe the last movie went full Hitler. So, no moar story.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Jill Biden at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (eHovo)
Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (anj39
This is why I come here. For the history lessons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Ptolemy at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (P7IZS)
Once that was all done with, the kingdom of the Ptolemy's- the richest and most valuable country in the world- was well and truly dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
If we know anything about the Ptolemies from historical sources it was that they were famous for marrying incestuously to keep their bloodline pure....pure Greek/Levantine. Cleopatra went outside the norms to have a child with Julius Caesar and Marc Antony who were Italian. There's no room for a lot of black relatives.
Even before the Ptolemies, we have tons of evidence that Egyptians then look pretty much like Egyptians now - the bust of Nefertiti, all the funeral pictures some of which do show black people - when showing Nubians, not Egyptians.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2023 03:06 PM (Uk8NJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (tA1/w)
And they needed the wood from the Great Sahara Forest to keep the Roman baths heated.
Posted by: Diogenes
?
There's no Great Sahara Fores.... ohhhhhhhhhh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
Don't forget that the pyramids could fly too before the white man showed up.
Posted by: alftaps at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (mxEar)
That’s Calypso Louie Crazy right there…
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)
Cleopatra was Mexican-American cuz saying otherwise would hurt my feelings.
Also because history records she had a BIG ASS!
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (0MFkE)
The correct contemporary term is Big Juicy Booty. Just ask Congresswoman "WTF is a garbage disposer?!?" Occasio-Cortez.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (iY8R7)
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - that's what the Left does at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM
(spoiler) You got to watch him die and also play a total screw-up. Ain't no taint.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (xttsV)
You just know that the White House staff is in a tizzy right now, trying to figure out who screwed up and let Grandpa get control of his twitter account.
Posted by: Lupine from London
What did he say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (t4fCu)
Will Smith's bald cuckolding wife got a deal through the Obamas to do a show that showcases African women: how woke can you possibly get? Its like the Mt Everest of DEI programming.
Jada insisted they do a show on Cleopatra, because that's one of the few African women she's actually heard of, and insisted she be black. When called on it you know you got the hands on the hips, head going back and forth sassy black woman cartoon with her insisting that African women are black just look at me, I'm African American and what do you think I am, Casper?
But consider: the series is supposed to be about great African women. Of which you maybe know two? She'd kind of backed into a corner, because she's American and thinks Africa = Black. She HAS to make Cleo a black woman to fit the show and give it any content at all.
Personally I think Hatshepsut is a much more interesting Egyptian queen, and she was Egyptian, not Greek. But still not black.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: eleven
>They're a little too uppity because they think they're America's hat. And then there is the vulgar french.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (V4X9X)
>>And then they got all hopped up on Maple Sugar.
I think it's the poutine combined with the maple syrup that rots their brains.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Susanna Hoffs at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Ciampino - that's what the Left does at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: alftaps at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (mxEar)
They aren't pyramids, their D8s. They go way down, but this knowledge is SUPPRESSED.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (ykeLU)
There is one famous old painting that shows the Mandela funeral sign language guy.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (eNLXj)
Its pretty well known that it was her dad's sister. The Ptolemies married in house, as it were. The family tree was a stick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
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And then, curiously, the blacks forgot how to do all this stuff. Odd, that.
WEB duBois's book "The Negro" is a classic of the genre. He maintains Africans invented everything, and taught the white devils how to do everything, then promptly forgot it themselves and scampered around in jock straps.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
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And Celine Dion's songs.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (lf83v)
You just know that the White House staff is in a tizzy right now, trying to figure out who screwed up and let Grandpa get control of his twitter account.
Posted by: Lupine from London
What did he say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM
And I quote:
Peas. Then ice cream. Who shit themselves? Oh. Bye.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (xhaym)
Mila Jovovich clothed in toilet paper (single ply, too.)
Your argument is void.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (tA1/w)
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Yes Netfix, cast a black man as Mohammed.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: alftaps at April 19, 2023 03:05 PM (mxEar)
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Because whitey nuked it in space with nuclear technology invented by blacks.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (wNDOJ)
"Roman law..."
"Is there some other form of law? You miserable woman."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2023 02:57 PM (n+4am)
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One modestly-dressed man, backed only by his friend and secretary, intimidating the hell out of the entire Egyptian court. Awesome.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (2hlEI)
https://is.gd/hoODfm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (ssESX)
That confirms it - Ancient Kentuckians. We wuz kangs !!!
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
Well, there's Dido who founded Carthage. Still not black, Phoenician (in the Levant)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Change my mind at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Susanna Hoffs at April 19, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v
How yooo doooin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)
My Daddy done ptolemy, "You're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM (iY8R7)
Yup. Rappaport is a fucktick of the highest order. Still, my all-time favorite TV series. I've watched it start to finish thrice already, and am thinking about watching it again.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (MnTZ8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (o3pN8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)
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They're going to love my screenplay for the reboot of Black Panther starring Tom Hardy.
See, this giant meteor made of vibranium crashes to Earth in 1960s Rhodesia and....
Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (wb1YC)
Got a condo made of stoneuh!
Posted by: King Tut at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (G1xbN)
https://tinyurl.com/4m3csfy6
Posted by: m at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (Ww1lp)
Posted by: free tibet at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Talcum X at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (sWM8x)
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Actually, they were whiter than present-day Egyptians, who are darker through intermarriage. The Valley of the Kings in Luxor has frescoes in the kings' tombs (millennia BC) of non-black warriors in war chariots riding down inky black enemies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (YqDXo)
Bill would prohibit, commencing on January 1, 2027, a licensed firearms dealer from selling, offering for sale, exchanging, giving, transfering, or delivering a semiautomatic pistol, as defined, unless the pistol has been verified as a microstamping-enabled pistol. The bill would also prohibit a person from modifying a microstamping-enabled pistol or microstamping component with the intent to prevent the production of a microstamp. By creating new crimes, the bill would impose a state-mandated local program.
The bill would require the DOJ to provide written guidance concerning qualifying criteria and performance standards for microstamping components, as defined, and would require the department to establish standards for the training and licensure of entities to retrofit semiautomatic pistols with microstamping components.
This bill would provide that no reimbursement is required by this act for a specified reason.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (atmen)
I just didn't make it. Granny poisoning everybody with Apple Pie while scheming to own the entire mountain was great. I slogged through the season with the LT from Band of Brothers. Just couldn't make myself go on after that.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (0hOvj)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Ace will be played by a black person in "Shelves Falling On My Step Sister" for obvious BBC reasons.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (Uk8NJ)
Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (MnTZ8)
https://is.gd/hoODfm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)
Dang.
You know its been a shitty Spring when I see pictures like this and notice the weather before I notice the woman.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Chuck C at April 19, 2023 03:07 PM (xttsV)
He was actually damn good in that role. Hating him ahead of time made it easier to hate his character. Maybe he was good because he was just acting like himself!
His interactions with Boyd were quite good.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (iY8R7)
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It was a line from a Three Stooges movie.
Curly: Hey, Moe. What king is that?
Moe: (Slaps Curly) Ah Shaddup.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2023 03:11 PM (fs1hN)
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Lawrence Taylor in drag would be perfect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
https://is.gd/hoODfm
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Unless she lathers up well with SPF-50, she'll have some unique tan lines
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2023 03:13 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Just sayin' at April 19, 2023 03:13 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
If they were so damned advanced and powerful how did the white savages overrun them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (xPJvm)
I'm ashamed to admit I "discovered" Justified only late last year. Couldn't stop watching.
I've got less of a problem with Rappaport (he plays white trash extremely well), than with Patton Oswalt. Apparently the cast felt the same way.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
He has the gravitas to pull off that role.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (rJ48h)
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It does. But when you call them on it, they cry to their mummies.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
The Right Revvvvverand Al........
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (GXA41)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (V4X9X)
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I've been to Egypt twice back in the late 80s and early 90s. If you want a life-changing event, go over there around a group of Egyptians and refer to them as Africans.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Diogenes
You filed your man card didn't you?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (He0D6)
Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (tkR6S)
LOL! Well done, AOP!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (iY8R7)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see... (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the "boy king" (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do, "The Monkey"?
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia (King Tut)...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (uv/1i)
There's that kid that strapped together a few pre-fabricated components to make an electric water pump. They made a pretty good movie about it in 2019 called The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: free tibet at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Fat Screeching Black Cunt at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (E3Jis)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (0hOvj)
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I've had African-African co-workers, where the term "buffoons" was regularly used.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (YqDXo)
Hannibal was Victor Mature.
This is known from the historical documents.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (t4fCu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (wb1YC)
Hannibal was Victor Mature.
This is known from the historical documents.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (t4fCu)
And… a Cannibal, don’t forget that.
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Re-boot of Last of the Borgias.
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (E3Jis)
>>If they were so damned advanced and powerful how did the white savages overrun them?
Ephialtes showed the white savages the goat pass, took the Kangs by surprise, the rest was history.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 19, 2023 02:51 PM (iFTx/)
yes, even at the time when she met Julius it was admitted she was a thin, fairly plain woman with a big nose. She attracted both Julius and Antony with her personality and intelligence. Really.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Hannibal was Victor Mature.
This is known from the historical documents.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (t4fCu)
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Using elephants as tanks was brilliant.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (R38qh)
My favorite Twitter blowup of recent memory was when someone posted "What's the whitest thing you can say?" and one of the replies was "Houston, the Eagle has landed". The race-hustlers all blew their head gaskets simultaneously.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)
But really cute…
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (PCK5/)
There's that kid that strapped together a few pre-fabricated components to make an electric water pump. They made a pretty good movie about it in 2019 called The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind.
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The best recent movie from Africa was My Octopus Teacher. Of course it was made by a Boer.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (V4X9X)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (HjfbW)
Cleopatra is made black on Netflix.
What's next? A black Mao-tse Tung?
Ace will be played by a black person in "Shelves Falling On My Step Sister" for obvious BBC reasons.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)
Lots of Blacks named Washington out there... so... George is next!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj
You shut your whore mouth!
She's perfect in every way and I will not have you soiling her perfection, good sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (WEqNk)
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Now if they just had electricity, they'd be all set.
A friend's daughter, an electrical engineering major, joined the Peace Corps, where our government in its infinite wisdom sent her to an area that didn't have any electricity.
Good thinking, guys. She spent her time there organizing the bruthas to dig a well deeper so that the water supply would be more reliable. Apparently they hadn't thought of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
There are some but the problem is, their success has resulted from rejecting the west's aid, the wests ideas, and the west's teaching. At least the MODERN west. They are going and getting people to teach capitalism, English Common Law, and so on, old 18th and 19th century stuff that built western civilization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)
Still mad at the producers of Justified for tainting my favorite show ever by casting that dickhead in Season 5.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:04 PM (iY8R7)
My favorite role with him is when he's pissing and moaning on TikTok and someone smacks him in the head with a snowball and tells him to STFU.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (tjClK)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see... (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the "boy king" (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do, "The Monkey"?
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia (King Tut)...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2023 03:15 PM (uv/1i)
this is lacking, historical accuracy wise.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat
So she was in a Playboy article?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (He0D6)
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like old King Tut!
Posted by: Steve Martin at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 19, 2023 03:10 PM (xPJvm)
I'm ashamed to admit I "discovered" Justified only late last year. Couldn't stop watching.
I've got less of a problem with Rappaport (he plays white trash extremely well), than with Patton Oswalt. Apparently the cast felt the same way.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:14 PM (wNDOJ)
5 times for me. Gets better every time.
Patton Oswald's character was so good - I was able to overlook him personally.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (iY8R7)
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Posted by: Ciampino - new photos of cats at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (lf83v)
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He played Othello. It was the one role I've seen him in where he was really terrible.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (2hlEI)
March your ass across the Med, then tell me about your standards in women pal. The damn camels were starting to look good.
Posted by: Julius Caesar and Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (Uk8NJ)
Glove, "African Americans" know slavery only existed in the US. They are owed reparations for it.
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (o3pN8)
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Was it wrong of me to enjoy PO's character getting the shit beaten out of him?
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (HjfbW)
Do they mind Ward Churchill or the 100 pct white grifters who do the same?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (eoQWY)
Have you ever wondered how they knew it was 69 BC when Christ hadn't even been born yet? Joe finally explained it to me, but I think now he's forgotten and so have I.
Posted by: Barry O'Dumbass at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (AcLxR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (atmen)
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Yeah, where was that "throwing lightning bolts with their minds" crap when the Europeans colonized them?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (YqDXo)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see... (King Tut)
People stand in line to see the "boy king" (King Tut)
How'd you get so funky? (Funky Tut)
Did you do, "The Monkey"?
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia (King Tut)...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April
Why are Egypt and flatulence alike?
They have a toot in common.
(Please don’t kick me out, @Ace)
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj
You shut your whore mouth!
She's perfect in every way and I will not have you soiling her perfection, good sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (WEqNk)
*steps in to help defend Winona*
LOVE me some Natalie Zea!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (iY8R7)
... wuz ...
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Posted by: Coki at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (Gakra)
But the "Pharaohs were black" canard has gained so much currency that there are a lot of black people who will act like you're a radical Aryan Nation fanatic conspiracy theorist if you point this out. They think you're making it up to steal their history.
It's a lie that made it around the world before the truth got its shoes on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (oINRc)
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Huh, imagine that. So women who aren't blessed with movie-star looks can boost their appeal with book learning and feminine charm? Maybe someone could let that secret out to the young ladies of today.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (fs1hN)
Using elephants as tanks was brilliant.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
I just love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Hannibal at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (wNDOJ)
"Drew-bacca. Drew-sitania."
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Coki at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (Gakra)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (o3pN
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In perpetuity, in fact. Once they burn through a first "reparations" payment, you KNOW they'll try to go back to the well. And the liberals will let them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (o3pN
Sex slaves are currently coming across the borders, brought by Mexican Cartels.
Yet.... /crickets
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (wNDOJ)
LOVE me some Natalie Zea!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (
I knew you were smart! Unlike that Christopher Taylor guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2023 02:56 PM (rU8+6)
Can't cancel what I don't have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (tkR6S)
That had to be Hillary thinking that color revolutions are so easy the CIA can do them, so clearly the smartest woman in the history of snizz would find it to be even easier.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)
Yeah, the BC stood for "Before Caesarion, cuz after the kid was born, that 69 stuff stopped cold.
Posted by: Julius Caesar at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (FJYfm)
... wuz ...
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Posted by: Coki at April 19, 2023 03:20 PM (Gakra)
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Oh wait!!!
I know this one.
The answer is....3!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (E3Jis)
Aunt Jemima indicates NO
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cowardly lion at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (63Dwl)
Can't argue taste. Me ? If I'm tapping Ava, I'm telling Winona to kick rocks.
Posted by: Julius Caesar and Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (WEqNk)
It's a lie that made it around the world before the truth got its shoes on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2023 03:21 PM (oINRc)
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And the Jews were black, too. Stand outside a synogogue letting out and it looks like an NBA playoff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (YqDXo)
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I thought it was 'who put the hot in the Hottentots?'
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 19, 2023 03:18 PM (tjClK)
I'd ask for a link, but no TikTok clicky for me
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (iY8R7)
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*suspiciously*
Is this one of those "Magic Eye" things? 'cause I can never make them work.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)
Sex slaves are currently coming across the borders, brought by Mexican Cartels.
Yet.... /crickets
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:22 PM (oHd/0)
Just wait say 10 more years… we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (exm8+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 19, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)
You would think that Timbuktu, Dahomey or Mozambique would be a better choice.
I also wonder at the flip from identifying with captivity in Babylon to the identifying with the rulers of other country that held the faithful in slavery too.
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (E3Jis)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (3QuxM)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Congressman Dan Crenshaw at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (lf83v)
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I thought it was 'who put the hot in the Hottentots?'
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (4eKPg)
What put the ape in apricot?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:19 PM (o3pN
Yeah, every time I hear that crap... I only want to ask ONE question.
Are you a Christian? oh... you say you are... uh... ever read the BIBLE?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (oHd/0)
If I recall correctly, a southern nation conquered Egypt and a black pharaoh was in place briefly, but I might be imagining something or misread. Its been a while since I read up on Egyptian history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (0hOvj)
Like the biggest one they can name was basically known for walking around the south whining about racism before he got shot leaving a whorehouse.
Or maybe one whose greatest accomplishment was sitting on a bus. Or one that grew peanuts.
That's about it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (0TrUA)
Posted by: Marky Ay at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI
That face when you find out that those pictures in the 80s that supposedly had other images in them that you could only see if you looked the right way at them were all bullshit and invented to sell shitty paintings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (WEqNk)
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I think the Jews affection for odd headwear is probably the tell.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (4eKPg)
Raylan tapped them both. I wanna be like Raylan!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (exm8+)
The Berlin Cleopatra sculpture of her makes her look like a less attractive Olive Oyl.
Posted by: Wally at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (E3Jis)
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Does everything have to be about rice?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)
Like I said, can't argue taste. That, I suspect, is why they make all different kinds of guns, golf clubs, trucks, and such.
But this good news. Because if you, me, Ava, and Winona are stranded on a desert island - well, you and me will be happy. And, in time and given enough hunger and thirst, so will they.
Posted by: Julius Caesar and Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:23 PM (ykeLU)
King Toot is what my kids called me.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (t4fCu)
Posted by: Hare lip at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
I know this one.
The answer is....3!
Posted by: Diogenes
>Charlton Heston has a long mustache!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (V4X9X)
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Shaka Zulu was clearly black. He was lucky to be around when there were Y Pipo to write things down.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (4eKPg)
But this good news. Because if you, me, Ava, and Winona are stranded on a desert island - well, you and me will be happy. And, in time and given enough hunger and thirst, so will they.
Posted by: Julius Caesar and Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:26 PM (MyyMo)
I do like a good argument...
Well done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (WEqNk)
Posted by: Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 19, 2023 03:12 PM (Uk8NJ)
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Not to mention that the F. Joe Biden Junta and their Cartel paymasters are presently facilitating & running one of the largest human & child sex & slavery trafficking rings & operations 8n history.
* crickets *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (x+Lnz)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19
It’s toot. Unless saying King Tut. Then you sat Tuuut. Otherwise you giggle. A lot.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (0hOvj)
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As Dr. Hawass mentioned in the article, the Kushites. They ran Egypt for about a century, and AFAIK, the Kushite nobility didn't intermarry with regular Egyptians. Then they got tossed out and Egyptian dynasties were restored.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: G. W. Carver at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (G1xbN)
Everybody uses "tut" but his full name Tutankhamun starts out "toot" so it probably is supposed to be that. The story of his family and the struggles around the influence of Hebrew religion is fascinating reading.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: a.moron at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (t4fCu)
Posted by: Mark Anthony at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (WEqNk)
Some of the one-off characters were smokeshows too. The young lady who played Jackie Nevada in one episode particularly.
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: micky at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (3byMq)
I also wonder at the flip from identifying with captivity in Babylon to the identifying with the rulers of other country that held the faithful in slavery too.
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (xhaym)
These types don't know anything about actual African history. Axum was a big player in the region in the 500 ADs, Ethiopia, and black. Ruled over part of Arabia just around the time of Mohammed.
*crickets*
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:27 PM (u73oe)
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Are there river otters in the Nile?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (x+Lnz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Personally, I admire the writings of Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas quite a bit. And I think Janice Rogers Brown was an opportunity missed for our country. But I'm a white man, so I don't count apparently.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Marc Antony at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: a.moron at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (tu3iY)
I was pretty sure but lately I've been running on memory and end up stuffing my whole leg in my mouth so I find it best to hedge everything as much as possible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Richard Burton at April 19, 2023 03:30 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (Bd6X
Oh shit, that's funny!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: fd, semi-sweet-fascist at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Weezie Jefferson at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:28 PM (t4fCu)
.......
Was that before or after her sixth marriage?
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (t4fCu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (atmen)
Posted by: InZona at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (3QuxM)
That's Shakespeare.
Greeks called everyone around them barbarians because the dumb foreign language sounded like bar-bar to them.
That's culture for you.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:25 PM (0hOvj)
No you are right, the Kush conquered and ruled Egypt for a while, and when pushed back they started building their own pyramids for a while.
Egypt was also conquered in part by the Hyskos, out of the levant. There were incursions from Lybia as well.
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (exm8+)
Yup, the Romans were attracted to her Yuge tracts of land...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (oHd/0)
The professor corrected her. Tears followed.
I feel like now the professor would be like, oh ok, well that's your truth and that is very special and brave....
Posted by: brak at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (25k9m)
Who's this? Elijah Lovejoy?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (R38qh)
And Theda Bara, as MPPP would tell us. One of those films that was lost to fire or neglect, sadly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
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Burton once called her breasts "apocalyptic".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 19, 2023 03:16 PM (E3Jis)
If I promise not to go near French Toast, can I come back?
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (0hOvj)
There is a video game that has Vikings, Samurai, and Knights all fighting on an island. That's hard historical proof compared to black cleo or black hannibals.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (5TGxL)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
And mad skillz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: KT at April 19, 2023 03:34 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Ken Burns at April 19, 2023 03:34 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2023 03:34 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: mrs. allardyce at April 19, 2023 03:34 PM (H/3l8)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Weezie Jefferson
>We have a Dee-Luxe sarcophagus in the upper third tier of the northern-most pyramid. With George's name on it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (V4X9X)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (lf83v)
Problem is, most of them were American, and they're all being sidelined in favor of Imaginary Blacks of History.
Once this country is finished being murdered, maybe they'll come back into vogue. But as it is, I had to teach my black stepkids about most of the important American blacks, because the schools won't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
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Burton once called her breasts "apocalyptic".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (2hlEI)
She was a real beauty… as was Sophia Loren.
Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:32 PM (xhaym)
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One of the cool things we saw in Egypt was the graffitti on ancient treasures such as the Sphinx (IIRC). Greek, overwritten by Latin, overwritten by French ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 19, 2023 03:24 PM (exm8+)
Yup, the Romans were attracted to her Yuge tracts of land...
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Fertile Delta.
Posted by: Richard Burton at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (4eKPg)
One of my favorite history supplements that I taught both my kids as they went through school. Ghandi was also a good one. As was my stuff on the Civil War.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (MyyMo)
The premier global ethnic superstate is still the Han Chinese-and even they have the occasional "guest ruler."
A lot like there not being an actual English ruler of England since well Richard III.
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
'Necklacing' supposedly. But he was in prison while his wife was doing this stuff. I mean Mandela was no saint, he was a violent, murderous terrorist before he was thrown in prison, and a hateful anti-white bigot afterward. And a commie the whole time. But that's a hatefact nobody is supposed to talk about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (Bd6X
She was born from sea foam of the shore of an island in the Med. Hence her bubbly personality.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: a.moron at April 19, 2023 03:29 PM (tu3iY)
Well, John Carter had to face off against the First Born... or Black Men of Mars when Deja Thoris got kidnapped.... again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mhandisi at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (SKxfg)
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Wasn't that Winnie, not Nelson (who was in the jug at the time as a communist terrorist)?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Blanco Basura"
Yo!
Posted by: Hay-deez at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (iayUP)
They would if white people hadn't come and destroyed their written records and then stole their written languages.
Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2023 03:31 PM (t4fCu)
But he also discovered the source of the Nile with Speke, so there is that.
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (xhaym)
Yeah, there were a couple from Europe as well, but those can't count either because they aren't African enough. The guy who wrote the 3 musketeers; his dad was one of France's greatest Generals, black as coal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (J2vNu)
There is a reason for that, the successful black Americans arguably benefited greatly from schools geared to their needs, rejected in the main afro-centrism, and were Republican.
Facts not hyperbole, and we would not be AT ALL the nation we are without their contributions.
America is predicated on making cloth from many strands, the current political class ascendant wants to rip apart the cloth and celebrate only six strings of hundreds.
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)
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Sorry, just saw this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (Keyt1)
If my wife and political ally is doing that on my behalf ? Then I get to wear that stain as well. Especially when I don't do anything as simple as sign my parole to walk out of jail at any time - by doing very little more than disavowing all such actions.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: eleven
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OTOH, I made out like bandit.
Posted by: Larry Fortensky at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (0v4YR)
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That was his wife Winnie. Mandela is half Bushman. I think Winnie is Xhosa by the looks of her waistband.
Posted by: Great White Hunter at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: Mountain at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
I heard William Shakespeare was actually African-American.
His nickname was Willy the Shake.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (UCNv1)
MASH had Spear Chucker Jones...
So... Spear Shaker Will?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (oHd/0)
Alexander Dumas, and for all their oral copulation for an Alexander Hamilton whose actual politics they hate they kind of refuse the elephant in the room that he was a white slave.
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (Lzpvj)
I heard that anyone who was famous for stuff but who was gay wasnt African-American.
Rock Hudson was African-American until he was gay.
Same with Liberace.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (UCNv1)
I dunno. Maybe she really was black.
Posted by: Typically post-nood poster at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (wzAuc)
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Personally, I love it when these assholes suddenly find their appreciation for meritocracy and claim that they're casting the best actors/actresses (yeah, I said actress) for the roles. I think someone floated that for that Anne Boleyn casting decision.
Sort of like when the director for that godawful Ghostbusters reboot claimed they cast four women just because they were the funniest people they could find.
Dude, chicks aren't funny. Well, *those* chicks certainly weren't.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (DMyTF)
Yeah those are supposedly the most accurate depictions of her. She's no raving beauty like Nefertiti was. But apparently she was incredibly charming and had a dynamic, amazing personality, and the morals of a tomcat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
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I'd say Elizabeth I. After that, you get Scots, and then Germans. With a Dutchman intervening.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (P7IZS)
If my wife and political ally is doing that on my behalf ? Then I get to wear that stain as well. Especially when I don't do anything as simple as sign my parole to walk out of jail at any time - by doing very little more than disavowing all such actions.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (MyyMo)
Woman don't know anything about cars.
PROOF Mandela was at fault.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (cUYo/)
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I was amused at some South African firebrand who specialized in "Post-Colonial African Literature."
Coulda saved a lot of time by focusing on "pre-colonial African literature."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
You mean, he is going to use the truth as a defense ? How novel.
Of course, leaving the Biden Administration to explain just how a mentally ill person was put in charge of the final disposition nuclear materials.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
Reportedly she had a prehensile uvula and a great asp.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: Al Notsosharpton at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Yep. He was a virulent racist as a young adult. He forced his wife not to take antibiotics, causing her to die painfully of a perfectly curable disease, then he chose to take quinine when his own life on the line. He slept naked with young girls to "test himself." He also sent some sultry love notes to a male bodybuilder.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Mountain at April 19, 2023 03:38 PM (iayUP)
Caribbean Queen, ya Rednecks!
Posted by: Billy Ocean at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (iY8R7)
Six strings can be cool, but you need more than just a guitar to have a band.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (jM1wU)
Dude, chicks aren't funny. Well, *those* chicks certainly weren't.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03
I am funny. Did you not see my hilarious joke up there? I have a boatload of those, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (xNg0H)
So... Spear Shaker Will?
it is time again to bust out the script to Bowfinger, one of the funniest movies ever in my opinion:
Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...
Kit: Hey, what did you just say?
Kit: 'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?
Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?
Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!
Freddy: Shakespeare?
Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)
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Yep. He was a virulent racist as a young adult.
And discovered the merits of "peaceful protest" only after his violent protests got his ass handed to him - not in the way he liked, but the other way - several times.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (MyyMo)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (G1xbN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)
He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.
Posted by: Old Lady with a Goiter at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (P7IZS)
It becomes inarguable after the fall of the Tudors, a non-nonsensical argument can be made that Henry VI was Welsh by choice as well as accident of Birth.
Regardless being a great people does not mean you have your own great leaders on a long timeline.
There is a danger in the divorce of the ruling class from the ruled though-ask Chuck Stuart.
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Yeah those are supposedly the most accurate depictions of her. She's no raving beauty like Nefertiti was. But apparently she was incredibly charming and had a dynamic, amazing personality, and the morals of a tomcat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)
Yeah... she'd take it up the Nile?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
>Invoking Barbara Streisand is like invoking Godwin's Law. Next!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM (V4X9X)
Maybe they wanted white privilege so toned their paintings lighter.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM (xhxe8)
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This is where I step in
Posted by: ' at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams
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We were just talking about you when we discussed how Hannibal used elephants as tanks.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)
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Eddie Murphy was brilliant in that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (2hlEI)
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The morals of a --? Sign me up!
Posted by: Marc Antony, Master of the Horse at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:41 PM (R38qh)
Relatives, weren't they? Great-nieces, maybe?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Marc Antony, Master of the Horse at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:37 PM (0hOvj)
Technically no, his father was born in Haiti with a black mother making him "colored"
Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of chickens around in a barrel at April 19, 2023 03:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams
Someone call Giza and tell them we need more Cotton.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (P7IZS)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Pee Drinkers' Anti-Defamation League at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:43 PM
Doubtful. Too many vowels.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Al Notsosharpton at April 19, 2023 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Took 454 comments???
Sad.
Posted by: Roland HTG at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (j40lz)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2023 03:33 PM (5TGxL)
Mandela Effect is white liberal woman thing. Necklacing is an African thing. And when the gas runs out they go to the machetes.
Posted by: JmT at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (o3pN8)
Sure, but they were willing to release Mandela from prison if he denounced the ANC. His refusal to denounce the ANC makes him a supporter of their actions, including necklacing people.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 03:45 PM (R38qh)
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Let's see, I like a name that rolls off the tongue ... S-Y-P-H-L-
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
There's Don Lemon.
Posted by: m at April 19, 2023 03:03 PM (Ww1lp)
LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (Zvtjl)
"What makes the Hottentots so hot?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"
"What have they got that I haven't got?"
"Courage!"
"You can say that again!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (pNxlR)
[waits in the wings for a stage call]
Posted by: Jezebel at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (Khgxe)
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I thought about that before posting. Note though, that his wife was thoroughly English, as was Elizabeth's mother. Mary, though, was half-Spanish, so I'm on a little shakier ground there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (2hlEI)
Last years winner submitted the following and was expected to win:
Across the shifting dessert sands
I saw a camel caravan
And as I gazed afar I knew
Their destination...Timbuktu.
Billy Bob's entry was thus:
A-huntin' Tim and I did went
And found three maidens in a tent
They being three and we but two,
I buck one and Tim buck two.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (anj39)
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Yep. He was a virulent racist as a young adult.
And discovered the merits of "peaceful protest" only after his violent protests got his ass handed to him - not in the way he liked, but the other way - several times.
Posted by: Lupine from London at April 19, 2023 03:42 PM (MyyMo)
In the Civ computer games a math error in the program made the peacefulest Ghandi leader turn into the most aggressive AI player, nuking other civilizations at will.
This counts.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 03:35 PM
CPT Darling: I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
CPT Blackadder: You mean you're half German, you're father's a German and you married a German?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (FAGAJ)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: JT at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (O8ftN)
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I thought about that before posting. Note though, that his wife was thoroughly English, as was Elizabeth's mother. Mary, though, was half-Spanish, so I'm on a little shakier ground there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:46 PM (2hlEI)
Well, he was Prince of Wales, Amirite?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (J2vNu)
argument can be made that Henry VI was Welsh
Posted by: sven
No argument can be made that Sheriff Bart's grandmother was not Dutch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Well, he was Prince of Wales, Amirite?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
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Nope.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 19, 2023 03:48 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:49 PM (J2vNu)
Watch ... when people don't watch the Netflix Cleo extravaganza, the howling that "It's because they're raycyst!" will be intense.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2023 03:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
Another: Anne Boleyn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
The Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov is played by a black actress in the touring company of Anastasia.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 19, 2023 03:51 PM (jf6Id)
I'd say that is a fair argument. The left's transformation of Mandela from brutal terrorist anti-white thug into noble hero of peace and reconciliation is one for the ages.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 19, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)
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Jefferson Davis.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 19, 2023 03:54 PM (IHLk9)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19
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"Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia:
King Tut!"
( -- Steve Martin, long ago)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 19, 2023 03:47 PM (BJKQV)
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I guarantee you Jada P. Smith has no intention of making her appear horrible, if the project gets out of the gate.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 19, 2023 03:57 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2023 03:57 PM (KATBx)
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Have you ever wondered how they knew it was 69 BC when Christ hadn't even been born yet? Joe finally explained it to me, but I think now he's forgotten and so have I.
Posted by: Barry O'Dumbass at April 19, 2023
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It's been back-translated, so to speak. The Roman writers would have known it as "the year Movius Bowelus and Micturious Piso were consuls."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 03:59 PM (J2vNu)
Cleopatra was black as the ace o' spades and she commanded the Rhino Brigade at the First Battle of Wakanda!!!
Racists!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2023 04:00 PM (PMYn/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 04:06 PM (J2vNu)
I heard that was the Mexicans, because the French brought in a lot of Greek miners early on in their colonial exploitation. Thus the term "gringo" is apparently a corruption of the Spanish word "griega" - a Greek. So any whitey foreigner, not just Yanks!
Posted by: Barry O'Dumbass at April 19, 2023 04:07 PM (AcLxR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 04:07 PM (J2vNu)
He most likely wanted to keep her as a pet safely ensconced in Rome drowned in money with no influence....
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 04:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023
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Until he could have her dragged in his triumphal parade at Rome, and then thrown off the Tarpeian Rock.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 19, 2023 04:21 PM (J2vNu)
Guess they've been coasting -- intellectually speaking -- for a couple millennia now, because all I see coming from black "culture" is vulgarity and violence. Mussa done all dat quantum physics stuff a long time ago.
Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2023 04:44 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2023 05:07 PM (wGqjj)
conversation started in 1990, 20th century.
Conversation happening now- 21st century.
20th century, 21st century, that is two centuries.
Posted by: MikeN at April 19, 2023 06:10 PM (XygMV)
How very kind in that description. Another one is.
"Dr. Zahi Hawass, the world's most celebrated archaeologist and former Minister of State for Antiquities in Egypt, "
As I understand he was the first person to enter osiris' tomb, after being the lead in translating a tranch of hierogrliphs that had to be infered from other spellings.
But Eh!? He's SAIGHT.
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