Quick Hits

Sources say that Basement Biden will announce his candidacy to be elected president (for the first time) next week, on Tuesday.... by video.

Ah, Basement Biden releasing carefully edited, repeatedly rehearsed campaign statements. That's the Basement Biden we all know.

The statement will be made on April 25, which is the four-year-anniversary of the day he first announced his Basement Campaign for the 2020 election. He really wants us to remember him forever hiding in a basement and refusing to do any press conferences and only agreeing to interviews with the friendliest of friendly "news" people.

Some Egyptians started a Change.org petition asking Netflix to change their ahistorical depiction of Cleopatra as a black woman into a historically-accurate one depicting her as Greek/Macedonian.

Change.org removed the petition. The rules of Wokeness are that you're not even allowed to argue with Wokeness.

Change.org Removes Petition Calling On Netflix To Cancel Race-Swapped 'Queen Cleopatra' Docuseries Due To Historical Inaccuracy, Claims It Violated Community Guidelines
Spencer Baculi
April 17, 2023

In the latest proof that denial is not just a river in Egypt, Change.org has removed a campaign calling on Netflix to cancel their recently announced Queen Cleopatra docuseries due to its blatant historical inaccuracy on the grounds that it supposedly violated the public petition platform's community guidelines.

"And you wonder why Walmart's leaving town." Another day in Defund the Police Chicago.

Virginia Democrat Senator (and Hillary Clinton's running mate) Tim Kaine: Of course it's good that the FBI is recruiting informants in our churches, we have to protect ourselves from the insidious threat of Insurrection.

The plan was to recruit spies among the laity as well as making church leaders informants.

Tim Kaine says that's okay. It's just a matter of "communication" between an informant and his handler.

Virginia Democrat Sen. Tim Kaine gave the FBI his approval to investigate Catholic parishes in his own state on Monday.
When asked by a local ABC affiliate about the FBI's Richmond division infiltrating Catholic communities to spy on the church for alleged extremism, Kaine called the revelations a misunderstanding.
"I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"

Marc Elias -- Hillary Clinton's fixer -- and the DCC hit with FEC complaint alleging $5 million in bogus charges.

Boy, Marc Ellias just loves falsifying records, doesn't he?

The Committee to Defeat the President, an anti-Biden super PAC, has filed a Federal Election Commission complaint against Elias Law Group and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee for allegedly misreporting $5.2 million in payments regarding election recounts.
According to FEC filings, the DCCC paid Elias Law Group, a Democrat election law firm led by Marc Elias, a total of $5.2 million in "Recount Legal [Services]" in 2021 and 2022.
The political action committee alleged in its complaint the payments were made despite no pending federal election recounts at the time.
The super PAC has also forwarded its complaint to the Justice Department, claiming that the payments were incorrectly reported and possibly violate campaign finance laws.
...
Dan Backer, counsel for the Committee to Defeat the President, said in a statement, "For years, the infamous Marc Elias and the corrupt Democrats in his orbit have violated federal campaign finance laws, and it's high time to hold them accountable.
"Americans deserve to know the truth about the Democratic Party's shady money laundering schemes, especially when campaign funds are supposed to be spent in one way and they get spent in another."

The state-funded Canadian Broadcasting Company says Twitter is lying by calling it "state-funded," then presents a graph which... proves that it is state-funded.

But it claims the graph shows it's not that state funded.

Check out the graph called out by David Strom.

On the graph, the vertical axis plots how many hundreds of millions of dollars are collected by the CBC. But check out the graph just after the 700 million mark. There's a double tilde, indicating that a chunk of the graph is being omitted, and the next coordinate on that axis is 1700 million dollars. One point seven billion dollars.

This was done to let them shrink the huge size of the state-funding from the government.

There's a Seinfeld -- I don't know why I reference this show; only like five of you seem to know it; why aren't more of you Jews? They all appreciate Seinfeld references -- where George's new girlfriend yadda yadda yadda's over important, negative information. She says, for example, "I ran into my ex-boyfriend last night, and yadda yadda yadda, anyway, I'm really tired today."

"She wouldn't yadda yadda yadda over sex, would she?" asks George.

"I've yadda yadda'd sex," Elaine answers.

The CBC -- a media organization which attempts to quash the free speech rights of citizens by claiming they're engaging in "disinformation" -- just yadda yadda yadda'd a billion f***ing dollars.

"Here's 700 million, and then, yadda yadda yadda, here's more government funding at the one point seven billion dollar mark..."

In fairness, it's Canadian money so it's worth its weight in garbage, but still, you can put the coins in a campfire and then use them to heat a poutine, so it's got some use I guess.

John Fetterman chaired a subcommittee hearing today.

Here is his opening statement. pic.twitter.com/Y6EHYkhkBZ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) April 19, 2023

Brian Stelter says he has no idea why he was fired from CNN:

"I think we were doing fantastic journalism at CNN for the nine years that I was there." pic.twitter.com/5dtDmXkHo5
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) April 19, 2023

Just Stop Oil Climate Activist disrupts Snooker Championship and blames snooker for climate change while covering the table in orange paint 🖌️🎨

Greta Thunberg has inspired a generation of privileged Woke middle class activists to behave like children and try to impose their… pic.twitter.com/cgTZDS8Vz3
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 18, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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1 oh hi first

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 20, 2023 06:39 PM (7uiTk)

2 some goob on twitter saying the bud sales report's been released.

50% hit?

I don't believe it, prob click bait, I went to the corner market to picjup my favorite 40 and the essays were still buying budlight by the case

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 20, 2023 06:40 PM (7uiTk)

3 Some Egyptians started a Change.org petition asking Netflix to change their ahistorical depiction of Cleopatra as a black woman into a historically-accurate one depicting her as Greek/Macedonian.

Change.org removed the petition. The rules of Wokeness are that you're not even allowed to argue with Wokeness.

Wokeness is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:42 PM (BRHaw)

4 Fetterman should join Joe in the basement

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2023 06:42 PM (bs+z0)

5 A snooker cue shoved up his ass till it came out his throat would stop this, immediately and forever.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:43 PM (BRHaw)

6 >>There's a Seinfeld -- I don't know why I reference this show;

Of course, you are aware,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 20, 2023 06:43 PM (wW70J)

7 Someone should have clocked paint boy with a pool cue, then beat him with a sock filled with balls. Make them pay for their asininity.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2023 06:44 PM (eOEVl)

8 Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in River City.
Why sure I'm a billiard player,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend
With a cue in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate horse sense
And a cool head and a keen eye.
Never take and try to give
An iron-clad leave to yourself
From a three-rail billiard shot?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:44 PM (BRHaw)

9 I don't love violence, but I want to cold cock almost everyone in these videos, including the graph maker.

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2023 06:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

10 That episode does have a zoink ending though. George's yadda, yadda gets caught shoplifting and yadda, yadda see you in six months......

Posted by: micky at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (3byMq)

11 and we lost to John Fetterman....

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (V13WU)

12 "I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"

Fish fries and cover dish spaghetti dinners are going to get us all killed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (BRHaw)

13 Stelter was let go because he ate all the free donuts and didn't leave any for his coworkers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (Uk8NJ)

14 And as always, there will be no repercussions for their treachery. Bankrupt General Flynn, indict Trump, go after conservatives praying at an abortion clinic.

Never anyone doing this even gets a look.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (d2bW3)

15 Yadda yadda... corruption.

Ummm.... yea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (Q4IgG)

16 clownworld

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (V13WU)

17 11 and we lost to John Fetterman....
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (V13WU)

Oz said crudité

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (bs+z0)

18 He ruined the snooker table!

Heavens to murgatroyd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (Iw5Ml)

19 I don't love violence, but I want to cold cock almost everyone in these videos, including the graph maker.

The abbreviated axes are fairly standard, but you always (ALWAYS!) call it out.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (eOEVl)

20 Brandon's was waiting to see if walls were closing in

ironically, if they weren't , he woulda probably not run

but now, he knows the dims will abandon his ass if he's a lame duck

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (us2H3)

21 The snooker table is bad enough but people who deface works of art (the good kind) should be taken to the nearest brick wall and shot multiple times with small caliber pistols until almost dead, then hung from a streetlight with a sign around their necks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, making carrot cake at April 20, 2023 06:47 PM (jTmQV)

22 Tim Kaine's a really stand up guy huh? I guess the RC church will now in some places be modelled of the RCC in China where they replace of Jesus with pictures of Zi Pin (sp) or Mao and the Bishops are able and willing to be stooges for the CCP?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 06:48 PM (Keyt1)

23 Change.org Removes Petition Calling On Netflix To Cancel Race-Swapped 'Queen Cleopatra' Docuseries Due To Historical Inaccuracy, Claims It Violated Community Guidelines
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Truth violates today's community guidelines.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2023 06:48 PM (fs1hN)

24 Um, I literally cannot find my dik. It is completely enveloped in my gunt.

Posted by: Brian "I Can Fit a Mickey Bigmouth in my Anus"Stelter at April 20, 2023 06:48 PM (FBltX)

25 We lost because of Andy Reed's inability to only call timeout when appropriate.

NoStanding||Laches

That instant in time approaches zero.

Posted by: micky at April 20, 2023 06:48 PM (3byMq)

26 11 and we lost to John Fetterman....
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (V13WU)

He got the cripple and retard vote!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:49 PM (BRHaw)

27 The three worst candidates for any office I've ever seen are Joe Biden, Katie Hobbs and Fetterman. They all won because of the cheat. If Joe is allowed to run, the shot-callers will cheat him in. We now live in a progressive left authoritarian dictatorship achieved through the cheat. We like the appearance of a functioning democracy. Kind of like Venezuela.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 06:49 PM (PYJJG)

28 They tell me my Democrats are the most loyal people--it's unbelievable.

They say that I could stand in the middle of a movie set--in broad daylight--and shoot an assistant producer and not lose a Democrat--or be prosecuted!

It's unbelievable.

Posted by: Alex Baldwin at April 20, 2023 06:49 PM (krQz2)

29 Hurricane Higgins would have destroyed that activist messing with his snooker game.

There's a brilliant ITV doc about Higgins. With special guest spot by Oliver Reed.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 20, 2023 06:49 PM (kHasv)

30 This guy should never have been allowed 5 seconds on the snooker table, they had cue sticks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 06:50 PM (kq4ZJ)

31 and we lost to John Fetterman....
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 06:46 PM (V13WU)
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Just couldn't compete with the quality that Dems are putting up in their candidates these days!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2023 06:50 PM (krQz2)

32 Not to be left out Indianapolis Metro had a minimum of seven shootings in the last 18 hours, police chatter says they captured two suspects...

this will not make national news for obvious reasons.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

33 12 "I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"
_____

They might starting praying in Latin?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2023 06:51 PM (fs1hN)

34 According to FEC filings, the DCCC paid Elias Law Group, a Democrat election law firm led by Marc Elias, a total of $5.2 million in "Recount Legal [Services]" in 2021 and 2022.

Hookers and Blow was not in the dropdown box.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:51 PM (BRHaw)

35 So, on the intersectionality hierarchy, american blacks sit on top of actual North African Egyptian Muslims.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2023 06:51 PM (hXpNS)

36 >>Ah, Basement Biden releasing carefully edited, repeatedly rehearsed campaign statements. That's the Basement Biden we all know.

It would be grimly amusing if he gave his announced his candidacy from the Oval Office crapper, a-la LBJ, over a staticy handset.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (up/3i)

37 Jon Fetterman looked strong and healty in the senate today, proofing all the Ritewing haters wrong! He spoke with the same passhun and brillance he showed while camping for Senate, so he's given his voters what he promised! He has all the skils and talant to someday replace Joe Bidum, the bestest president of my Lifetime!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (NCgXW)

38 Brandon's was waiting to see if walls were closing in

ironically, if they weren't , he woulda probably not run

but now, he knows the dims will abandon his ass if he's a lame duck
Posted by: REDACTED

Brandon just took his drug addled son on a state visit to Ireland to make book while Brandon is still in office. They're rubbing our noses in the two tiered justice system.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (PYJJG)

39 >>> So, on the intersectionality hierarchy, american blacks sit on top of actual North African Egyptian Muslims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Word!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (d2bW3)

40 I saw the Chicago video yesterday and realized that whenever someone is filming an African American meltdown the narrator always says "oh, shit" and usually repeatedly. Not exactly David Attenborough or James Earl Jones dulcet tones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (Uk8NJ)

41 Kind of like Venezuela.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 06:49 PM (PYJJG)

Without the illegal aliens and overweight people on foodstamps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (BRHaw)

42 27 The three worst candidates for any office I've ever seen are Joe Biden, Katie Hobbs and Fetterman. They all won because of the cheat. If Joe is allowed to run, the shot-callers will cheat him in. We now live in a progressive left authoritarian dictatorship achieved through the cheat. We like the appearance of a functioning democracy. Kind of like Venezuela.
____

Most other countries figured this out, they know, they have some experience in this area. Maybe some Western European countries don't know, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2023 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

43 35 So, on the intersectionality hierarchy, american blacks sit on top of actual North African Egyptian Muslims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2023 06:51 PM (hXpNS)

Now do trans and lesbos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:53 PM (BRHaw)

44 Just went down to my cave and checked my pool table

all is good but I'm low on tequlla

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 06:53 PM (us2H3)

45
Fetterman should join Joe in the basement
Posted by: It's me donna

They could play snooker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

46 Tim Kaine says that's okay. It's just a matter of "communication" between an informant and his handler.
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"Doesn't the government have the right to associate?!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)

47 Sooo, a double tilda equals yadda yadda. Always informative!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (glGDV)

48 35 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2023 06:51 PM (hXpNS)

The conventional wisdom here changed after 2012 and saw the day Muslims and normies would wind up having to make an alliance for a while.

You see it on the Tranny Bathroom Joy and Gender Swap fronts.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (Lzpvj)

49

If that asshole jumped on the table where Minnesota Fats or Steve Mizerak had money on the game, they've have beaten him into hamburger meat with the cue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (x0n13)

50 President’s leading, counting stops for the night, yadda yadda yadda, we have a new president.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (EXyHK)

51 @44

>>all is good but I'm low on tequlla

Do you have Gin?

If you got Gin everything is going to be alright.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (up/3i)

52 Laughing at explaining snooker to Joe and Fetterman. Let alone them trying to play it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (kHasv)

53 >>>They could play snooker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They can sniff each other.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (d2bW3)

54 47 Sooo, a double tilda equals yadda yadda. Always informative!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2023 06:54 PM (glGDV)

"Tilda Swindle >>>> Tilda Swinton"

- - CBC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (x0n13)

55 Willlowed in the Flaming Skull post:

This story was not an admission, it was bragging; they know nothing is going to happen to them for the crimes they just admitted - with Comrade ~~Beria~~ Garland running the JustUs Department.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (CecP5)

56 Meltdowns? Watch the Kings/Warriors tonight!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (glGDV)

57 Do you have Gin?

If you got Gin everything is going to be alright.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (up/3i)

I've been on a health kick lately

tequlia only

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (us2H3)

58 Just saw a very weird thing happen in the Yankees - Angels game. The Angels catcher was at bat , swung hit a single to left and on the swing dislocated his left shoulder. Left game in agony.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (Uk8NJ)

59 Boy, Marc Ellias just loves falsifying records, doesn't he?
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Almost as much as Trump! /sarc [FIFY]

Posted by: Pall at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (krQz2)

60 Intelligence guys lied, Hunter being protected, Ukraine a farce and Joe is announcing his is going to be relelected in 24. Welcome to Amerika.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (oWBc3)

61 Just went down to my cave and checked my pool table

all is good but I'm low on tequlla
Posted by: REDACTED

Low on tequila is unacceptable I've heard.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (kq4ZJ)

62 Change dot org doing their part to fight Egyptian Supremacy.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (BXxcV)

63 55 Willlowed in the Flaming Skull post:

This story was not an admission, it was bragging; they know nothing is going to happen to them for the crimes they just admitted - with Comrade Beria Garland running the JustUs Department.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (CecP5)

Nothing would happen to them of any real consequence even if Trump or DeSantis was president.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (x0n13)

64 40 I saw the Chicago video yesterday and realized that whenever someone is filming an African American meltdown the narrator always says "oh, shit" and usually repeatedly. Not exactly David Attenborough or James Earl Jones dulcet tones
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Hah! I hope someone more talented than me puts something like that together. I do like the Inman tweets with the "BOOM! Get out the way!" , "Just wants to get home to his mom who's making hot pockets", He's got summer teeth - some'er here, some'er there". But hearing a detached Attenborough accent describing the behavour unfolding before us in the wilds would be a nice touch.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (fs1hN)

65 Plus blacks have it worse than Egyptians. Egyptians were never slaves.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (BXxcV)

66 52 Laughing at explaining snooker to Joe and Fetterman. Let alone them trying to play it.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (kHasv)

Dammit John its not a jawbreaker. Spit it out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (BRHaw)

67 >>Intelligence guys lied, Hunter being protected, Ukraine a farce and Joe is announcing his is going to be relelected in 24. Welcome to Amerika.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Would have been nice to see America's 250th birthday.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2023 06:58 PM (d2bW3)

68 for all we know, Hunter is calling the shots

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 06:58 PM (us2H3)

69 "I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"

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The best way to keep your parishoners from getting caught up in something is to keep the FBI as far away as you can keep them.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 20, 2023 06:58 PM (RLLZj)

70 65 Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 06:57 PM (BXxcV)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Egypt

"define egyptian"

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (Lzpvj)

71 57 Do you have Gin?

If you got Gin everything is going to be alright.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2023 06:55 PM (up/3i)

I've been on a health kick lately

tequlia only
Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 06:56 PM (us2H3)

why da fuck do I laugh at this shit

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (BRHaw)

72 ~~. Ampersand accompanist maybe. Nah.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (glGDV)

73 "...tequlia only"

So, you're bulletproof?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, making carrot cake at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (jTmQV)

74 68 for all we know, Hunter is calling the shots
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Tellin' ya, smartest guy I know, no joke!

Posted by: President Skeevy Joe at April 20, 2023 07:00 PM (fs1hN)

75 I think snooker is just a game you make up the rules to as you play.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 20, 2023 07:00 PM (hXpNS)

76 67 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2023 06:58 PM (d2bW3)

I think the Jeffersonians would have been amazed we made it to 250.

Anyway 25 year old sven would have blown his brains out if the country fell.

50 year old sven will not.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:00 PM (Lzpvj)

77 Nothing would happen to them of any real consequence even if Trump or DeSantis was president.

Shit too. Billy Barr would perform a bagpipes solo that would knock your socks off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:00 PM (ppBhU)

78 for all we know, Hunter is calling the shots
Posted by: REDACTED

Again with the tequila reference!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:00 PM (kq4ZJ)

79 a skank from politico, Juan and Tom Bevan

Bret's fair and balanced

fuck this guy with hunter's cock

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (us2H3)

80 Holy shit... The Hunchneck of Pennsylvania is everything I imagined he could be. That clip was AWESOME.

My biggest fear is that TPTB will decide he's an embarrassment and not let this hulking, subliterate mutant "speak" publicly anymore.

Fettermonster is the face and voice of American governance in the 21st century. I hope they don't hide his wan, unearthly light under a bushel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (oINRc)

81 snooker causes climate change? Who knew?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

82 5 A snooker cue shoved up his ass till it came out his throat would stop this, immediately and forever.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:43 PM (BRHaw)

Yup.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (AMIL/)

83

"What were the parishioners discussing that the government found troubling?"

"The truth."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (kUWxk)

84 80 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (oINRc)

ROUND is ROUND!

I like SQUASH!

//Grok Fetterman

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

85 Snooker raped my mother and killed my father.

Posted by: Snooker Jr. at April 20, 2023 07:02 PM (ik/65)

86 why da fuck do I laugh at this shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (BRHaw)

here for all your sixth grade needs

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:02 PM (us2H3)

87 "why aren't more of you Jews?"

My wife's great grandmother was Jewish. Does that count?

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (VpZau)

88
I think snooker is just a game you make up the rules to as you play.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Something like Fizzbin on a table with balls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

89 Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 06:59 PM (Lzpvj)

Now you want to quibble over 1200 little years?

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (BXxcV)

90 Brandon just took his drug addled son on a state visit to Ireland to make book while Brandon is still in office. They're rubbing our noses in the two tiered justice system.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 06:52 PM (PYJJG)

he's really far gone if he thinks he's going to get anything out of Ireland after the EU is done working it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

91 81 Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

also causing climate change "whiteness, capitalism, and Locke's notions of liberty and natual rights."

//Canada

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:04 PM (Lzpvj)

92 Fetter Man has the eloquent diction of the door-to-door magazine salesman/scammer in Office Space.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:04 PM (ppBhU)

93 You call him Basement Biden, Xi Jinpooh just calls him Bottom Bitch.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2023 07:04 PM (3r3Ol)

94 I mean, seriously, fuck Demosthenes and Cicero. Behold Fetter Man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (ppBhU)

95 87 "why aren't more of you Jews?"

You can't have everyone controlling the blog.

(That's humor....relax, relax)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (kUWxk)

96 Snooker is racis. Ever see snooker in Africa? Mmm hmmm. Racis.

Posted by: LaQueesha at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (ik/65)

97 I'm sure somebody's already said it, but nothing will ha... wait, I've said it before.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (Angsy)

98 Gee, try that in a pool hall here in the western US, get your ass beat by the bikers and/or cowboys.

Posted by: huerfano at April 20, 2023 07:06 PM (dTFZY)

99 Snooker is racis. Ever see snooker in Africa? Mmm hmmm. Racis.
Posted by: LaQueesha at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (ik/65)

You sure snooker wasn't invented in Africa and STOLEN?

they have round rocks and sticks.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

100 89 Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (BXxcV)

We slam
You slam

I SLAM

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:06 PM (Lzpvj)

101 I hope one day John Fetterman occupys the White House.

He better than anyone alive best represents our federal government.

Fetterman 2024….Because you deserve it!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2023 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

102 Snooker is an amazing game. The skill of the top guys are incredible.

Search up Alex Hurricane Higgins for example.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 20, 2023 07:07 PM (kHasv)

103 @56 Draymond Green is always a step away from insanity.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 07:08 PM (Uk8NJ)

104 50 year old sven will not.
Posted by: sven

I've been pondering what will rise from the ashes. It probably depends on where Texas and Florida go. But I'd like to think there will be a rebirth for like minded states.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (PYJJG)

105 was Beau Biden smart enough to stay away from the family business ?

and did he really die from cancer ?

everything is on the table

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (us2H3)

106 Games tryin to hit shit with other shit be racist. Y'all tryin too hard!

Posted by: Professor X at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (ik/65)

107 Dissent has morphed into insurrection

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO8)

108
The FBI, Seraphin wrote, “would like to protect Virginians from the threat of ‘white supremacy,’ which it believes has found a home within Catholics who prefer the Latin Mass.”

____________

And "devout Catholic" Joe Biden is OK with this.

This is not a mistake by some over-zealous underling. This is serious. They're coming after us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2023 07:10 PM (MoZTd)

109 iirc correctly, the yadda yadda yadda chick was pretty hot.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:10 PM (P7IZS)

110 104 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (PYJJG)

We have farm land, of course the money class wants famine globally I think.

We have resources, but we also have 40% of the population who does not understand how national economies work and will try to destroy anyone who extracts them.

I dunno, I will survive and God willing my name will remain on this continent.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (Lzpvj)

111 WHY DID YOU MAKE US INSTALL FETTERMAN AS PRESIDENT??!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAU [World comes to an end]

Posted by: FutureCrats at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (ik/65)

112 was Beau Biden smart enough to stay away from the family business ?

and did he really die from cancer ?

everything is on the table
Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:09 PM (us2H3)

No, that's why Hunter was the useless son until Beau Died. Now Hunter is the "Why didn't you die instead of Beau" son.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (eoQWY)

113 Rangers puck drop at 7:30

Hockey talk incoming...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (CCSxw)

114 >> was Beau Biden smart enough to stay away from the family business ?

The Pedo doesn't fall far from the Pedo Tree.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (P7IZS)

115 Here's what the UN-doctored version of the CBC 'graph' looks like:

https://tinyurl.com/5362apeu

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 20, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)

116 African Catholics, ACTUAL REAL Africans prefer the latin mass....

square that fucking circle DOJ.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (Lzpvj)

117 Fetterman? Because we could.

Posted by: Semi-Communists at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (ik/65)

118 Who would play the lead in the woke remake of White Men Can't Jump?

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (dNNCD)

119 I hope one day John Fetterman occupys the White House.

He better than anyone alive best represents our federal government.

Fetterman 2024….Because you deserve it!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2023 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

I know it's been said, many times many ways, Idiocracy is a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (3r3Ol)

120 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (Angsy)

I think we ought to have an automatic feature at ASHQ so instead of typing out, "Nothing will happen" or "The Republic is Over" people could just hit one button and one of those would pop up.

Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (Keyt1)

121 Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2023 07:05 PM (Angsy)

I think we ought to have an automatic feature at ASHQ so instead of typing out, "Nothing will happen" or "The Republic is Over" people could just hit one button and one of those would pop up.

Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (Keyt1)

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:13 PM (eoQWY)

122 NwH

Posted by: Bosk at April 20, 2023 07:14 PM (VMFAF)

123 I think we ought to have an automatic feature at ASHQ so instead of typing out, "Nothing will happen" or "The Republic is Over" people could just hit one button and one of those would pop up.

Too primitive. ChatGPT or similar software should just analyze our prior comments, so that we can hit a button and have it do all our commenting for the day.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:14 PM (ppBhU)

124 Virginia Democrat Senator (and Hillary Clinton's running mate) Tim Kaine: Of course it's good that the FBI is recruiting informants in our churches, we have to protect ourselves from the insidious threat of Insurrection.
---
To be fair, "resurrection" sounds a lot like "insurrection." Can't be too careful, y'know.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 20, 2023 07:14 PM (aBJcM)

125 Thank God the Grand Old Pussies are here to save us and the nation from these unmitigated disasters.

Posted by: GOPLOLZ at April 20, 2023 07:15 PM (ik/65)

126 Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (Keyt1)

There's an old joke about a joke book that gets passed around a prison and everyone's so familiar with it that they just say "27" or "52" and everyone dies laughing.

New guy reads the book, tries it in the lunch room and nobody laughs. His buddy says "Look, some guys just can't handle the accent".

Anyhow, we could have abbreviated numbers for popular memes here and save space.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

127 I think we ought to have an automatic feature at ASHQ so instead of typing out, "Nothing will happen" or "The Republic is Over" people could just hit one button and one of those would pop up.

Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:12 PM (Keyt1)

Can Pixy create a macro for it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2023 07:15 PM (Angsy)

128 >>According to FEC filings, the DCCC paid Elias Law Group, a Democrat election law firm led by Marc Elias, a total of $5.2 million in "Recount Legal [Services]" in 2021 and 2022.

So that's why the DNC dropped Elias. Makes sense now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:13 PM (eoQWY)

You typed it out, thus using too many key strokes and how much money are you willing to lay down to help this Ace fund raiser?

Plus, it's the end of the day-sort of. I think the betting has to start at the beginning of the day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:16 PM (Keyt1)

130 FenelonSpoke, while you regale everyone with the doings of other Christian church’s problems, you’re strangely silent as to whether you’ve left the UMC for the Global Methodists or the Wesley Chapels who’ve broken communion with the UMC.
I know it’s hard for older people who depend on UMC pensions. This is “inside baseball” but perhaps you have something to say to us who know what’s happening with Methodists.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:16 PM (VGiJY)

131 124 Virginia Democrat Senator (and Hillary Clinton's running mate) Tim Kaine: Of course it's good that the FBI is recruiting informants in our churches, we have to protect ourselves from the insidious threat of Insurrection.
---
To be fair, "resurrection" sounds a lot like "insurrection." Can't be too careful, y'know.

Whole religion is devoted to a criminal the state put to death.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:16 PM (ppBhU)

132
Hockey talk incoming...
Posted by: browndog

More tequila needed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (kq4ZJ)

133
The Baltimore Catechism: White Supremacy
40 Hours Devotion: White Supremacy
Ad Orientam altar: White Supremacy
Confessional box: White Supremacy
Leonine prayers: White Supremacy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (MoZTd)

134 osted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 20, 2023 07:14 PM (ppBhU)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (Keyt1)

135 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:13 PM (eoQWY)

The AoSHQ is over.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (3r3Ol)

136 In the Battle of Epic Public Speakers, "Special Ed" Fetterman puts Tard Biden to shame.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (bNNSW)

137 >>So that's why the DNC dropped Elias. Makes sense now.

He was the cutout in the Steele Dossier Scheme (among other Clinton Camp Follies0.

He is essentially Michael Cohen in this scenario.

They'll get him a cushy, six-figure sinecure. Or have him killed. Either one.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (P7IZS)

138 why aren't more of you Jews?

===

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.

A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.

Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

139 The Baltimore Catechism: White Supremacy
40 Hours Devotion: White Supremacy
Ad Orientam altar: White Supremacy
Confessional box: White Supremacy
Leonine prayers: White Supremacy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (MoZTd)

Ukrainian Nazis: our allies in Democracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

140 >>A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.

He should be reclining, if it is Passover.

Also. There is no Passover Lunch.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:18 PM (P7IZS)

141 I listened to the Fetterman reading and mangling his speech. The thin voice really conveyed just how sick that man truly is.

Politicians truly have some awful families. But, they tend to be terrible people themselves, so, I guess it is to be expected.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (2YtOq)

142 Wanda Landowska got an early morning visit from the ghosts of Bach and Scarlatti. Bach gently suggested "we'd like you to take it down just one notch, Wanda." Scarlatti meekly added "if you could just keep it below octuple fortissimo, that would be plenty."

She told them both to pound sand, and then chased them back to perdition with the largest flinders of the piano she had just busted earlier that night. (Have to cut her a little slack, since she was awakened rather abruptly and by surprise, and understandably cranky.) That's my girl!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (MvF+J)

143 Well, that's fair. But there needs to be a couple buttons that say Vote Harder and When the GOP Wins in November 20XX Then Something's Gonna Happen, I'll Tell Ya What!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (oINRc)

144 They'll get him a cushy, six-figure sinecure. Or have him killed. Either one.
Posted by: garrett

I know which one I'm rolling the chicken bones on...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (bNNSW)

145 Seems to me the Biden campaign would be better served by using Syncro-Vox to animate a static image of Biden, a green screen to change locations and then use AI to replace his voice. Biden wouldn't even need to show which is what is already happening if you account for his dementia.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (iGfKR)

146 He should be reclining, if it is Passover.

Also. There is no Passover Lunch.

===

what are you , a rabbi ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (V13WU)

147 There's an old joke about a joke book that gets passed around a prison and everyone's so familiar with it that they just say "27" or "52" and everyone dies laughing.

New guy reads the book, tries it in the lunch room and nobody laughs. His buddy says "Look, some guys just can't handle the accent".

Anyhow, we could have abbreviated numbers for popular memes here and save space.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 20, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

A guy gets an invite to a gathering of comedians. They all sit around calling out numbers and laughing.
He wonders what's going on and asks his partner at the table. The partner says, "These guys know every joke, so they gave each one a number. Saves time when telling it." The first guy says, "So, why's that guy at the next table still laughing?" The other guy says, "I guess he's never heard the joke before."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2023 07:20 PM (Angsy)

148 "Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 20, 2023 07:20 PM (iayUP)

149 >>He was the cutout in the Steele Dossier Scheme (among other Clinton Camp Follies0.

Yep. That got him fired from Perkins Coie. He started his own firm and took a bunch of election lawyers from Perkins. But he still had the DNC as a client.

Not long ago an announcement was made that the DNC was parting ways with Elias.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

150 >>what are you , a rabbi ?

Hahaha - Part of Passover are the Questions. And one of the Questions is "Why do we recline on Passover?".

Also, just Matzoh, I think is ok. But nothing you could possibly enjoy. Not until the Cedar is over.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (P7IZS)

151 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?

Posted by: Ol' Baldy at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (Nn3xT)

152 Sedar. Silly autocorrect.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (P7IZS)

153 Well, that's fair. But there needs to be a couple buttons that say Vote Harder and When the GOP Wins in November 20XX Then Something's Gonna Happen, I'll Tell Ya What!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2023 07:19 PM (oINRc)

I could go for a National Divorce button. Or maybe just ND would be adequate.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (3r3Ol)

154 https://www.thenewneo.com/ The Biden Cover-up
Another hat tip to Ace

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2023 07:22 PM (xhxe8)

155 Easy prediction: AI-generated audio, video and images will be used in political 'dirty tricks' campaigns from now on.

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:22 PM (geLO8)

156 I wonder if Baldwin could pull off another Quigley with the President and Vice President watching the reenactment?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 20, 2023 07:23 PM (CecP5)

157 I'm circumvented too

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:23 PM (geLO8)

158 >>Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

As soon as I saw that, I was reminded that they only accuse you with what they are guilty of.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:23 PM (P7IZS)

159 Tarantino initially responded. “We certainly don’t need as many automatic weapons as there are. There should be better laws.”

this is the guy people call a genius

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:23 PM (us2H3)

160 the Cedar is over.
Posted by: garrett

I didn't know incense was involved in a Seder!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (kq4ZJ)

161 If there's any justice in this world, Alec Baldwin will get Vic Morrow'ed some day

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (geLO8)

162 I'm circumscribed.

Posted by: guy who gets around at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (iayUP)

163 Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:16 PM (VGiJY)

Actually, I don't. I only remark about- say the RCC is doing- when people go on about the UM having leftists and they hope they all close. I am quite aware that there are both faithful, good RC priests and some who are leftist.. The same is true of the UM church. But since Church Militant itself-(ROman Catholic conservative site has pointed out what is happening with the RCC in China) I don't think I am out of line here. And for the record I have never argued about theology about RC vs. Protestant.

My pension is not an issue. I work quarter time and between giving to the church and not submitting bills for church things I pay for I'm not making out like a bandit here.

I have not left the Methodist Church because I have people in the UM church to take care of pastorally and we cannot afford at this point to pull out of the denomination

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (Keyt1)

164 He ruined the snooker table!

Heavens to murgatroyd.
Posted by: nurse ratched
------------
A replier on the thread said they cost $20,000.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)

165 >>I didn't know incense was involved in a Seder!

We bake the Matzoh on a Cedar Plank, then hide the Matzoh for the kids and eat the plank.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (P7IZS)

166 151 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?
Posted by: Ol' Baldy at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (Nn3xT)

pics ?

Posted by: Shep at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (us2H3)

167 We also need some Trump is the best/a total loser and DeSantis is the best/a total loser buttons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)

168 the Cedar is over.
Posted by: garrett

I didn't know incense was involved in a Seder!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (kq4ZJ)

well, it's garrett, so...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2023 07:25 PM (V13WU)

169 I'm circumstanced

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 20, 2023 07:25 PM (iGfKR)

170 But yes, if I were retired I would be part of the Global Methodist Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:25 PM (Keyt1)

171 151 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?

Posted by: Ol' Baldy at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (Nn3xT)

What's the diameter?

Posted by: Engineer at April 20, 2023 07:26 PM (AMIL/)

172 there's one left

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:26 PM (geLO8)

173 "Alternately we could have fund raiser/ betting money at the ASHQ as to how many times people say "Nothing will happen" in a day and whoever comes closest gets the half the pot with the rest going to Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

Two Weeks.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 20, 2023 07:26 PM (CecP5)

174 I may not be Jewish but I'm a YUGE fan of Seinfeld. There is rarely a Seinfeld reference I don't immediately know. The show still cracks me up.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 20, 2023 07:26 PM (kDdwF)

175 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?
Posted by: Ol' Baldy at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (Nn3xT)

pics ?
Posted by: Shep

No! Just NO...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:27 PM (kq4ZJ)

176 Tim Kaine looks every bit a pedo and needs to fuck off.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2023 07:28 PM (bNNSW)

177 88
I think snooker is just a game you make up the rules to as you play.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Something like Fizzbin on a table with balls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2023 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

now do D and D

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:28 PM (BRHaw)

178 I have a seder closet.

Posted by: Bald-headed Mouse at April 20, 2023 07:28 PM (Nn3xT)

179 E: We went out to dinner. I had the lobster bisque. We went back to his place. Yadda yadda yadda. I never heard from him again

J: But you yadda yadda'd the best part!

E: No, I mentioned the bisque...

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 20, 2023 07:29 PM (uPgE/)

180 my is Jewish and she is circumvented every day

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:29 PM (us2H3)

181 132
Hockey talk incoming...
Posted by: browndog

More tequila needed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:17 PM (kq4ZJ)

***rummages around***

Nope, can't find any...but I did run across some Glenmorangie

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:29 PM (CCSxw)

182 162 I'm circumscribed.
Posted by: guy who gets around at April 20, 2023 07:24 PM (iayUP)

I have had 2 operations in my life
both on my dick!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:29 PM (BRHaw)

183 Article in NY post says FBI is trying not to release tranny's manifesto, sayings it's too dangerous. Fuck you FBI you don't get to make that decision

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (Uk8NJ)

184 wife, left out wife

I'm drunk

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (us2H3)

185 And I apologize if any Catholics here think I have been disrespectful towards the RCC. If I didn't care about the RCC I probably wouldn't be reading "Church MIlitant".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (Keyt1)

186 178 I have a seder closet.
Posted by: Bald-headed Mouse at April 20, 2023 07:28 PM (Nn3xT)

I dreidel the Jew puns

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (BRHaw)

187 >>FBI is trying not to release tranny's manifesto

What was your first clue?

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (P7IZS)

188 "I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"

You mean like the FIB is always trying to get people unwittingly caught up in something?

Posted by: Emmie at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (Emce2)

189 nd I apologize if any Catholics here think I have been disrespectful towards the RCC. If I didn't care about the RCC I probably wouldn't be reading "Church MIlitant".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Cradle RC here and I don't think I've ever read anything that you've posted 'dissing' the RCs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:31 PM (kq4ZJ)

190 184 wife, left out wife

I'm drunk
Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (us2H3)

best Larson ever
Dog at window
Put out the cat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:31 PM (BRHaw)

191 171 151 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?

Posted by: Ol' Baldy at April 20, 2023 07:21 PM (Nn3xT)

What's the diameter?
Posted by: Engineer at April 20, 2023 07:26 PM (AMIL/)

Divide by Pi

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 20, 2023 07:31 PM (VpZau)

192 Elias is neck deep in this. If he is worried it's because Bill can't save him.
They're are a lot of bucket brigades running around now because they want '24 to be about guns and abortion.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (Eeb9P)

193 A pool cue turned backwards, and swung like a baseball bat would have shut down that tree-hugging faggot right away quick-smart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (tkR6S)

194 This post is making me thirsty.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (+B0EC)

195 junipers

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (us2H3)

196 182 Took two operations to whittle it down to where it wasn't so hazardous to navigation. Was blocking radio transmissions.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

197
And I apologize if any Catholics here think I have been disrespectful towards the RCC

__________

Not at all. Happy to hear from you schismatics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (MoZTd)

198 This is what happens when a hockey skate meets a face.

75 stitches. He's playing.

https://tinyurl.com/3t9eurp9

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

199 Nope, can't find any...but I did run across some Glenmorangie
Posted by: browndog

That's okay... I have plenty in the bottle, I just have to consume more if hockey is being discussed.
(ducking)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (kq4ZJ)

200 It's the summer of Chuy. Here's a block of cheese as big as your head.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (+B0EC)

201 best Larson ever
Dog at window
Put out the cat
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:31 PM (BRHaw)

lol

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (us2H3)

202 "I think the key is communication," Kaine told ABC13. "If the FBI has a concern like that, then go to the church leaders and say, 'Hey look, we have a concern and we don't want your members to get unwittingly caught up in something.'"

=====

Damn, that is some serious high and inside chin music.

Posted by: Nolan Ryan at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (adyg8)

203 Laughing at explaining snooker to Joe and Fetterman. Let alone them trying to play it.
Posted by: Thesokorus

The amount of drool on the table would be shocking

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (bNNSW)

204 Snooker wreckers parents are rich, they can buy a new table

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (Uk8NJ)

205 Divide by Pi
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 20, 2023 07:31 PM (VpZau)

but pie are square

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (BRHaw)

206 Clint Milarchuk never returned.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (Eeb9P)

207 170. Thank you for confirming that you stay in the pension-providing UMC because of financial reasons that, unfortunately, must matter to you personally.
To say that “If I were retired” I would follow the theology/ecclesiology I actually believe in…
I am sorry to have to go there. But I hoped you’d clarify, and you have truly clarified, FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (VGiJY)

208 If the Jewish puns start-that's it, I'm leaven.

Posted by: Rabbi Seligman at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (Nn3xT)

209 198 This is what happens when a hockey skate meets a face.

75 stitches. He's playing.

https://tinyurl.com/3t9eurp9
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Tis but a flesh wound...come at me rogue

Posted by: Black Night at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (CCSxw)

210 185 And I apologize if any Catholics here think I have been disrespectful towards the RCC. If I didn't care about the RCC I probably wouldn't be reading "Church Militant".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM

I have not read any disrespect from you ever irt RC.

Posted by: Dad of Six at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (VpZau)

211 Maybe Trump should drop out of the Presidential primary and run for President of Phase 2 of Del Boca Vista.

/fin

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2023 07:35 PM (+B0EC)

212 196 182 Took two operations to whittle it down to where it wasn't so hazardous to navigation. Was blocking radio transmissions.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

close
Circumcision
vasectomy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:35 PM (BRHaw)

213 Senator John Fetterman reads lines worse than Tommy Wiseau

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at April 20, 2023 07:35 PM (fKIdX)

214 >>75 stitches. He's playing.

Hockey players stand alone when it comes to that shit. You'd have to shoot him to keep him off the ice.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:36 PM (P7IZS)

215 Flirting with power

Inside RFK Jr's White House bid launch: 'Never seen so many hot MILFs'

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:36 PM (geLO8)

216 hef diff In Methodist and Baptist

Methodist need a cover dish to get into Heaven and a receipt from silent auction.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:37 PM (BRHaw)

217 Hockey players stand alone when it comes to that shit. You'd have to shoot him to keep him off the ice.
Posted by: garrett

Rugby player has entered the thread.
(Yeah, I know, rugby isn't played with knives on their feet.)

But remember the saying "Give blood. Play Rugby".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (kq4ZJ)

218 Nope, can't find any...but I did run across some Glenmorangie
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:29 PM (CCSxw)

did I tell you guys that browndog is my new BFF?

*looks at empty glass*

Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (anj39)

219 208 If the Jewish puns start-that's it, I'm leaven.
Posted by: Rabbi Seligman at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (Nn3xT)

Thats just being bitter herbs!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (BRHaw)

220 We woke up in a new world on this day, lo these many years ago.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 20, 2023 07:39 PM (oWBc3)

221 183 Article in NY post says FBI is trying not to release tranny's manifesto, sayings it's too dangerous. Fuck you FBI you don't get to make that decision

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 07:30 PM (Uk8NJ)

I'm betting 5,000 Quatloos that the manifesto says he/she was never happy as a tranny and now believes the tranny-conversion industry is evil.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2023 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

222 Thanks for reminding me that I haven't seen my Wanda Landowska CD since the move.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 20, 2023 07:39 PM (u7leW)

223 >>Hockey players stand alone when it comes to that shit. You'd have to shoot him to keep him off the ice.

During practice in high school one of my teammates had an unfortunate meeting with another teammates skate. In the throat.

I forget how many stitches but he was only out about a week cause the school made him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2023 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

224 Inside RFK Jr's White House bid launch: 'Never seen so many hot MILFs'
Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:36 PM (geLO

Now do 18 YOs sucking dicks at white house pool in Camelot

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:40 PM (BRHaw)

225 did I tell you guys that browndog is my new BFF?

*looks at empty glass*

Damn!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (anj39)

Coming right up my good man

***opens USB port***

Posted by: Black Night at April 20, 2023 07:40 PM (CCSxw)

226 I'm betting 5,000 Quatloos that the manifesto says he/she was never happy as a tranny and now believes the tranny-conversion industry is evil.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2023 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

Could not doubt that any more.

She demon wouldn't go killing Christians for that. She was "all in".

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 07:40 PM (BXxcV)

227 But remember the saying "Give blood. Play Rugby".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (kq4ZJ)

Haha, yeah, I remember that one.

Good evening, AZdm, and say hi to your better half for me!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

228 "Thanks for reminding me that I haven't seen my Wanda Landowska CD since the move."

Can't you hear it? It's loud AF even when it's not in the player.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

229 /off dismembered Knight sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

230
Good evening, AZdm, and say hi to your better half for me!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Hi Dash!
I'll pass it on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:41 PM (kq4ZJ)

231 Legal scholar Keith Olbermann weighs in on the second amendment.

Keith Olbermann↙️
@KeithOlbermann
Replying to @ArnoldJanikows1 @JudiciaryGOP and @Jim_Jordan
Hey, asshole. How come the second amendment doesn't contain the word "own" or any synonym for it? Because it's not about private ownership.

-
Keith Olbermann, a scholar and a gentleman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 20, 2023 07:41 PM (FVME7)

232 Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (VGiJY)

Sorry if this wasn't clear. I am in the UMC because our appoinment season just started, I was reappointed to this church and I love the people here and do my best to care for them, and I have been their pastor for five years. If you think I'm staying here because of my pension, respectfully you are wrong-aside from the fact that I am not at retirement age

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:42 PM (Keyt1)

233 Basement Biden I could care less about. I wanna see Doc Jill in those stripper boots!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2023 07:42 PM (anj39)

234 >>Now do 18 YOs sucking dicks at white house pool in Camelot

All of them?

Can I pick just a few?

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:42 PM (P7IZS)

235 Biden and Fetterman are going into the basement to work on A.I.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2023 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

236 Shame no one shoved a cue ball down his throat and up his ass

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

237 Hey Keith FOAD

bear
bâr
intransitive verb
To carry (something) on one's person from one place to another.
To move from one place to another while containing or supporting (something); convey or transport: synonym: carry.
To cause to move by or with steady pressure; push.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:44 PM (BRHaw)

238 >>Now do 18 YOs sucking dicks at white house pool in Camelot

All of them?

Can I pick just a few?
Posted by: garrett

You know they're *really* not spring chickens now, right?
They'd have to be in their 80s.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:44 PM (kq4ZJ)

239 210. and other Catholics are missing the point.
Ministers of John Wesley’s church, the offshoot of Anglicanism known as the United Methodist Church, should be in a church that proclaims UMC teaching.
Y’all won’t get it.
Sorry to point this out, but it’s been bugging me here for a long time.
I was raised Methodist. Left a long time ago, for good reason. Those who stay are just helping destroy the distinctives Wesley tried to preach.
It’s very sad.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (VGiJY)

240 231 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 20, 2023 07:41 PM (FVME7)

Now now Queefe just made the argument the government must provide the guns and ammo according to the extant definition of "militia" at the time....

I can live with that.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (Lzpvj)

241 I'm not Jewish, but I'm circumscribed-does that count?

Posted by: Ol' Baldy

So you identify as Jewish?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (FVME7)

242 >>Keith Olbermann↙️
@KeithOlbermann
Replying to @ArnoldJanikows1 @JudiciaryGOP and @Jim_Jordan
Hey, asshole. How come the second amendment doesn't contain the word "own" or any synonym for it? Because it's not about private ownership.

If you want Government Ownership of Arms and Mandatory Militia Service, may I suggest Sweden?

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (P7IZS)

243 Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:34 PM (VGiJY)

PS. I follow a conservative theology or did you think everybody who is a role of leadership in the UM church is a leftist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (Keyt1)

244 Snooker wreckers parents are rich, they can buy a new table
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2023 07:33 PM (Uk8NJ)

They should be obliged to buy a new kid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (tkR6S)

245 239 210. and other Catholics are missing the point.
Ministers of John Wesley’s church, the offshoot of Anglicanism known as the United Methodist Church, should be in a church that proclaims UMC teaching.
Y’all won’t get it.
Sorry to point this out, but it’s been bugging me here for a long time.
I was raised Methodist. Left a long time ago, for good reason. Those who stay are just helping destroy the distinctives Wesley tried to preach.
It’s very sad.
Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (VGiJY)

His bro wrote a bunch of good songs

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (BRHaw)

246 >>@KeithOlbermann
Replying to @ArnoldJanikows1 @JudiciaryGOP and @Jim_Jordan
Hey, asshole. How come the second amendment doesn't contain the word "own" or any synonym for it? Because it's not about private ownership.

what does 'keep' mean?

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO8)

247 >>They'd have to be in their 80s.

*Puts in Dentures*

I've got Stiction for days.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (P7IZS)

248 "Biden and Fetterman are going into the basement to work on A.I.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

I have imprinted the M-6 computer with Fetterman's brain patterns. Let's see what happens.

Posted by: Dr Richard Daystrom, I am not a kook at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (iayUP)

249 239 210. and other Catholics are missing the point.
Ministers of John Wesley’s church, the offshoot of Anglicanism known as the United Methodist Church, should be in a church that proclaims UMC teaching.
Y’all won’t get it.
Sorry to point this out, but it’s been bugging me here for a long time.
I was raised Methodist. Left a long time ago, for good reason. Those who stay are just helping destroy the distinctives Wesley tried to preach.
It’s very sad.
Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (VGiJY)

And I have been to his first church in Charleston SC

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (BRHaw)

250 Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:45 PM (VGiJY)

Having never been to my church or heard me preach you can only guess what I believe.

Please stop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (Keyt1)

251 "what does 'keep' mean?"

Not giving back.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (MvF+J)

252 new rumor is Murk got Capn Bill to recommend Palin to McLame

she didn't want to face Palin, who had already beaten her dad statewide

Posted by: REDACTED at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (us2H3)

253 But remember the saying "Give blood. Play Rugby".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:38 PM (kq4ZJ)
~~~~~

And Hurling. It's how young men trained to be warriors BC.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 20, 2023 07:47 PM (3ImbR)

254 what does 'keep' mean?
Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO

'

Bear is not just a coke sniffing movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:48 PM (BRHaw)

255
okay, I didn't want to come right out and say it, but-
I was circumnavigated

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO8)

256 They always edit out that pesky 'Uninfringed' .

Always.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2023 07:48 PM (P7IZS)

257 what does 'keep' mean?

Posted by: DB

=====/

I think he's suggesting that the founding fathers, in the middle of a list of personal freedoms, decided to point out that, if you go into the service, the government has a right to give you a gun.

Posted by: Nolan Ryan at April 20, 2023 07:49 PM (adyg8)

258 Keith Olberman talks a lot of shit

I wonder if he gets punched in the face a lot

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:49 PM (geLO8)

259 Love the announcer on the snooker video.. 'wonder what he's protestin about... fuckin don't care'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2023 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

260 Love to see scrums this early in a game...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:49 PM (CCSxw)

261 >> Keith Olberman talks a lot of shit

>>I wonder if he gets punched in the face a lot

That's not where he likes to be punched.

Posted by: Anne Coulter at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (P7IZS)

262 It actually seems kinda quiet compared to Jean Rondeau.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (u7leW)

263 I told the Baptist preacher that was going to marry us that I was raised Methodist. He said "That's ok. We won't hold it against you".

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)

264 John Wesley Hardin once shot a man just for snoring too loud.

Posted by: Time Life books at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

265 'There's a Seinfeld -- I don't know why I reference this show; only like five of you seem to know it; why aren't more of you Jews?"

I like Seinfeld! Especially the finale where they all get thrown in prison. I feel like that's Jerry Seinfeld admitting some things about society, which gives him kudos points.

Posted by: trev006 at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (DTm0P)

266 That was a cheerful end of the thread. Good night everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (Keyt1)

267 heh...Jersey penalty...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (CCSxw)

268
And Hurling. It's how young men trained to be warriors BC.
Posted by: IrishEi

In Scotland it was the Caber Toss.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (kq4ZJ)

269 262 Found his website. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

270 what does 'keep' mean?

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO

Don't confuse the boy with logic and facts. Reality has a liberal bias don't you know

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BXxcV)

271 So jumping tracks

At VBS years and years ago (Baptist) the preacher ask my mom to pray. She got down on her knee and ask that they teach the kids and help to be a good mother.

He never said the rest of his message that day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BRHaw)

272 The gun *it* was using in the video I have seen was a Keltec 9mm carbine. Not the typical weapon a mass shooter would choose.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2023 04:23 PM (ncXxy)

They also fail to understand the Founders ALSO passed a law that said that EVERY adult male was in the Militia, and was required to bring THEIR OWN MUSKET OR RIFLE AND AMMO.... Musket and Rifle, the most modern military small arm of the day.

So Founders had a law saying all Adult Males SHOULD BY LAW, own a Military weapon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

273 Olberman lives in his basement too, right? Has some piddly-ass podcast or something because he can't hold a job?

Posted by: DB - in dissent at April 20, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)

274 They always edit out that pesky 'Uninfringed' .

Always.
Posted by: garrett

No fringe jackets while shooting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 20, 2023 07:52 PM (FVME7)

275 His bro wrote a bunch of good songs
-------------
But his grandson was a PITA on Star Trek: TNG!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 20, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

276 Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

Grrrr.... pasted the wrong quote... sorry.... need alcohol!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2023 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

277 243. The UMC is leftist, absolutely, and you as a woman “minister” testify to the long-time drift of the Methodist Church. It left biblical standards long ago.
I know you “felt” that you were ‘called’ to do what you do. And I know you have little choice but to stay in that you do care for your people, and you do need the money UMC will give (little though it may be.)
But you can, even now, make different choices based on faith. We all have difficulties, friend.
Whether or not this reaches you, I’ve spoken my piece to you, FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:52 PM (VGiJY)

278 Nood Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2023 07:53 PM (kq4ZJ)

279 My ex-wife's grandma told me I was a statue worshipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2023 07:53 PM (h3tqt)

280 >>No fringe jackets while shooting!

*Slaps $10 Bill on Counter*

I'm out, Jerry!

Posted by: Neil Diamond at April 20, 2023 07:53 PM (P7IZS)

281 I told the Baptist preacher that was going to marry us that I was raised Methodist. He said "That's ok. We won't hold it against you".
Posted by: fd at April 20, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)

Once our minister fell asleep during a meeting. So we all laid out some clothes and glasses and rings and hid in the next room. Man he was pissed.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2023 07:54 PM (anj39)

282 Certainly a loving "friend in Christ" piece from LadyS. /s

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 20, 2023 07:54 PM (u7leW)

283 By the by, it looks like Mollie is going to need to write a few addendum chapters to her 'Rigged' book.

Posted by: InZona at April 20, 2023 07:55 PM (M8oq5)

284 257 Posted by: Nolan Ryan at April 20, 2023 07:49 PM (adyg

Also the first amendment, personal right, the 2d amendment personal right, the 3d amendment personal right, the 4th amendment personal right, the 5th amendment personal right, the 6th amendment personal right, the 7th amendment personal right, the 8th amendment personal right, 9th amendment explicitly highlights that these are not the EXCLUSIVE personal rights of Americans and then the 10th amendment STATE's rights....

sure Queef, there was no rhyme or reason in the order and by golly the 2d is really the right of government to keep arms.

FUCK YOU

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 07:55 PM (Lzpvj)

285 Four minutes of Jean Rondeau. It'll shake your coffee cup right off the table. Curb-stomps the pedals. No mercy for poor harpsichords!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yyBP3t7g90

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

286 I used a Seinfeld reference at work just yesterday.

We have a very long lead time on some filters that we use and we a running. We have substitute filters that aren't as good, so only critical jobs will get the good filters.

What I'm saying is...not all jobs are "sponge worthy"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 20, 2023 07:57 PM (h1jJh)

287 Well, notsothoreau, believe it or not, I spoke out of conscience. And I tried to be gentle with FS, with understanding of her particular circumstances. I believe that what I wrote is true.
As I said too, “y’all won’t get it.”
It’s okay that you want to snark at me. I don’t really care.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 07:57 PM (VGiJY)

288 My horoscope today cautioned 'Avoid interdenominational conflict.'

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 20, 2023 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

289 A good comment for a discussion at Ace of Spades HQ about Senator John Fetterman could be: "I find Senator Fetterman's views on [insert specific issue] to be interesting and thought-provoking. It's refreshing to see a politician who is willing to stand up for what they believe in and speak their mind, even if it's not always the popular opinion. I look forward to seeing how Senator Fetterman continues to make an impact in the political sphere."

Posted by: ChatGPT at April 20, 2023 07:58 PM (NCgXW)

290 Anytime I see people put "women minister" in quotes I do t even feel a need to engage anymore except to say that my choices are between my God, my husband and myself. If I were a leftist would I be posting on ASHQ?!

God bless you in your faith journey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 07:59 PM (hDrNG)

291 Over to the cafe...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 20, 2023 08:01 PM (CCSxw)

292 Brian Stelter says he has no idea why he was fired from CNN:

This was reported earlier today here in a 'Breaking News' comment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2023 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

293 290. I know you won’t engage, won’t talk about it. That’s a position of weakness on your part, I’m afraid. Christian teaching from the apostolic era has much to say but you won’t even allow discussion. For you it’s a closed issue.
Good night. I do wish you well.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 08:05 PM (VGiJY)

294 More out and out communism from the sons of beaches in our kleptocracy….

m.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/apr/18/

joe-biden-hike-payments-good-credit-homebuyers-sub/

Posted by: Justin Castreau at April 20, 2023 08:17 PM (V8yYW)

295 Just wanted to chime in that i welcome Seinfeld references, even though i am not a jewish person. Thanks!

Posted by: Lurker at April 20, 2023 08:28 PM (QP35N)

296 To be fair, that’s one billion dollars CANADIAN, which in pre-Bidenflation dollars was like $12.75 US.

Posted by: Dead Name McGee at April 20, 2023 08:52 PM (Y2NGV)

297 Oh yes, I always enjoy it when people put in quotes "felt" you were "called". . It's really very warmly convincing.I have discussed women's ordination.since the 80's and feel no need to argue it with people who feel they need to save my soul or something. Jesus already saved me You don't have to.

And again . I do t not need the money. I could make more working at Wawa and when I say " We " do not have they money" I mean in order to pull the church itself out of the denomination. It's an expense we don't have.. I would lay down my life for my little church. if Jesus Christ has a problem with my ministry ( as imperfect a pastor as I am and in need of God's grace as a sinner ) he can tell me when I go before him. People who encourage me to leave my flock because their faith decisions are superior to mine are not convincing to me.

PS I am quite well read in church history and the church fathers but thanks for the suggestion .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 08:53 PM (Keyt1)

298 297.Would you really like to widen this discussion to the stated beliefs of of the United Methodist Church, FenelonSpoke?
I’m happy to do that.
I can share the stated beliefs and policies of your own Bishop, and the other US bishops. Would you like to continue this discussion?

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 08:59 PM (VGiJY)

299 And, by the way, I don’t consider myself superior to you in any way. I’m sure you are a believer in Christ Jesus, and His sole saving power, as am I.
You twist and manipulate the words of those who ask you to reconsider His teachings, and I don’t apologize for arguing about that.
Yes, I’m a sinner. No, I don’t know all.
You deceive yourself, and many on this site, though, as to Church teachings. I see you as a sister, a fellow laywoman, with faith. If you can’t “engage” on that basis, I’m sorry.
I stand by all I’ve written. I hope for salvation for you, yours, and that you share the hope for me and mine also.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 09:07 PM (VGiJY)

300 No. I would not. As I have repeatedly remarked ii an a more conservative in a liberal
denomination and I have explained my reasons quite adequately. Please go try to save somebody's else soul. If you're now RC Fr James Martin might be a good bet or Wilton Gregory the Bishop of DC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 09:09 PM (VYB/c)

301 That graph from the CBC deserves its own chapter in "How To Lie With Statistics".

Posted by: Nemo at April 20, 2023 09:10 PM (S6ArX)

302 300. I’m not Roman Catholic, but thanks. You won’t talk about any issues in the church (whatever part of the universal church is meant).
I’m not trying to save your soul, either. I’ve already said I acknowledge you as a person with faith in Jesus the Christ.
Good night and best to you.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 09:22 PM (VGiJY)

303 I frequently talk about issues in the church here . I said I think marriage is intended to be between a man a woman, that someone visiting didn't come back to my church because I said people can't change their gender, and that I have never had nor will have a Black Lives Matter or Rainbow Flag outside any church I serve. I am sorry that I cannot meet your expectations of a pastor because of both my gender and my denomination. That's ok. I'm sure you have a very fine pastor and my people seem to be generally happy with me so it's all good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 09:48 PM (Keyt1)

304 Would somebody mind putting up a petition on Change.org to get Change.org to reinstate the petition to get Netflix to stop it's anti-Macedonian stance?

Posted by: Ben Sears at April 20, 2023 09:49 PM (+kcDo)

305 303 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2023 09:48 PM (Keyt1)

1) do you take good care of your flock?

2) do you believe in God and do your best to spread His word?

If so you are ahead of the curve.

Posted by: sven at April 20, 2023 09:56 PM (Lzpvj)

306 303. No, sorry, it’s not all good. Again, I am a sinner. I’m sorry that you refuse to even try to conform to Christian teaching. And sven weighs in, saying it’s alright.
It is important to know what the Word actually stipulates. We are sinners, in the same state. I’m trying to explain, kindly, why false teaching matters. It’s futile but I had to try. Thanks to all who read and considered.

Posted by: LadyS at April 20, 2023 10:29 PM (VGiJY)

307 Seinfeld was unwatchable garbage regardless of religious affiliation.

Posted by: Deserttrek at April 21, 2023 12:30 AM (480Qo)

308 This is why I don't like Creepy Joe and I don't trust Creepy Joe. A man at his fucking age should be in the basement whacking his pee-pee like Hunter and bending over Dr. Jill and driving her like one of Mayor Pete's freight trains.

Creepy Joe is a criminal and should be on the FBI's top ten most wanted lists.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2023 04:56 PM (V4X9X)

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