Canine Cowboy Cafe

9 Hi all - I've sent Jane's address to several people but I won't be here much longer. Please feel free to let people know that if they want her address, they can contact me at moroncookbook at gmail dot com. Thanks for spreading the word.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2023 07:33 PM (pTb/Z)

10 Lake Como is gorgeous.

I once read that when Natalie Portman was there, filming for the Star Wars prequels, she got a terrible ear infection while swimming in Lake Como. Turns out, there was a nearby open sewer from a local town feeding into the lake.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 07:34 PM (R38qh)

11 Scooter guy is very creative.

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2023 07:34 PM (dTFZY)

12 6 Tomorrow's special will be the culvert beef stew.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 07:31 PM (V4X9X)

Damn... stew actually sounds good... but now I gotta go to the grocery store! Grrrrr...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

13 I would 100% have offered that guy a ride home with his groceries, scooter and all. I don't care how many times he's done it, I'm sure he'd have been happy not to this once.

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at April 19, 2023 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

14 Sad to hear about Jane Doh's husband. She is a good egg.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 19, 2023 07:35 PM (nnp+f)

15 Lake Cuomo may be awesome..but it's still a lake.

Posted by: runner at April 19, 2023 07:35 PM (V13WU)

16 Ted Lieu says people from leftist states are disrespectful bullies.

https://bit.ly/3AdVzcv

Posted by: bonhomme at April 19, 2023 07:36 PM (R38qh)

17 Evening.

That "baby metal" video is cute as hell.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 07:36 PM (4fAL7)

18 That 420 kilo firework was singularly unimpressive. I guess because there was nothing to scale the burst.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 07:38 PM (tkR6S)

19 Lake Cuomo may be awesome..but it's still a lake.
Posted by: runner at April 19, 2023 07:35 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Kari at April 19, 2023 07:39 PM (Ld8iD)

20 Actually give the guy with just a scooter a lot of credit

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

21 Everything is cool, but...
The peeing bulldog is hysterical!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 07:40 PM (jTmQV)

22 3 Capital A Ace
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2023 07:26 PM (BXxcV)

--------------------------------

Well, he has been working out...

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 19, 2023 07:41 PM (uPgE/)

23 Cute links.

Posted by: Mayfair at April 19, 2023 07:43 PM (cqiJF)

24 Train track laying ain't what it use to be

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

25 The Grand Canyon was pretty neat.

I guess.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 19, 2023 07:45 PM (2PmgR)

26 I replaced the Fire Marshal Fido link with a working link.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2023 07:45 PM (iHBZj)

27 Things are looking up in CA, I tells ya.
Gov. Newsom just announced $5M to "study" a desalination plant.
Now that we're up to our necks in water, Central Valley flooding, snow pack 200%+ of normal, dormant lakes emerging...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 07:46 PM (jTmQV)

28 Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

29 I replaced the Fire Marshal Fido link with a working link.

Posted by: ace

Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at April 19, 2023 07:49 PM (/0+YE)

30 Very girthy Cafe
sometimes clicking on the links leads me down video rabbitholes- I found the USC Marching Band playing "Sunshine Of Your Love"
awesome opening tuba riff

Posted by: DB - great deals on irregular tubas... call now! at April 19, 2023 07:50 PM (geLO8)

31 The guy on the scooter reminds me of me trying to bring a big ol Chrysler radiator home on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at April 19, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)

32 Tonight, the whole village will dine on a peacock souffle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 07:51 PM (V4X9X)

33
Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

In the 15 minute city you are only allowed one bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

34 >>Train track laying ain't what it use to be

needs more chinamen

Posted by: DB - great deals on irregular tubas... call now! at April 19, 2023 07:51 PM (geLO8)

35 Oh shit off pussy sock

Posted by: fd at April 19, 2023 07:51 PM (iayUP)

36 That track layin' machine would not be that funny in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 19, 2023 07:52 PM (XMwZJ)

37 It does seem some animals who shouldn't know fire is hot and have an instinct to stay away from it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

38 Things are looking up in CA, I tells ya.
Gov. Newsom just announced $5M to "study" a desalination plant.
Now that we're up to our necks in water, Central Valley flooding, snow pack 200%+ of normal, dormant lakes emerging...
Posted by: gourmand

Santa Barbara put one in and then sold it to Arabia (don't know where) when they noted they hadn't needed to use it; but, it had to be maintained.
And then they hit a drought again and said "Hey, maybe we should put in a desal plant!"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 07:53 PM (tn/bQ)

39 Leftism is one stage thinking, always will be

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

40 Evening all. Ho Lee Fook that's a big firecracker.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 07:58 PM (gryET)

41 Great links. Thanks, Ace Happy the dog was rescued. He looks beautiful now. An as far as the peeing pug or bulldog-whichever it was-I'm not sure how that would work with men-They'd have to have a handstand while peeing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:00 PM (Keyt1)

42 I have seen rain on one side of a street and not the other , but that tiny rainstorm looks like a sprinkler

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

43 In the 15 minute city you are only allowed one bag.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

I wonder if you could tow a little wagon or trailer with that scooter. Not me, because I am clumsy and would meet certain death, but him, maybe.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 19, 2023 08:01 PM (OX9vb)

44 Lake Como is beautiful. And expensive, happy the corporation my hubby worked for paid all of the bills when we stayed at a very grand hotel there.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 19, 2023 08:02 PM (2NHgQ)

45 >>>Nice butt and double-jointed too.

She takes direction nicely as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2023 08:02 PM (gv7Yb)

46 This is an interesting open from Tucker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 08:02 PM (up/3i)

47 An as far as the peeing pug or bulldog-whichever it was-I'm not sure how that would work with men-They'd have to have a handstand while peeing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:00 PM (Keyt1)

It's pretty much the only way to explain some bathrooms at smaller truckstops.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 08:04 PM (e9SPW)

48 I have seen rain on one side of a street and not the other , but that tiny rainstorm looks like a sprinkler

Flying bulldog.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:04 PM (eOEVl)

49 Doggie ears link doesn't work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:05 PM (Keyt1)

50 A hat tip from the boss! I should mark it on the calendar.

But I'd have to buy a calendar first.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 08:05 PM (DgGvY)

51 Phantasm was one of my favorite flicks as a yute. It's a good thing that armadillo wasn't allowed to roll up into a ball.

I would turn that armadillo into a slipper and try to figure out where its mate was lurking.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:08 PM (V4X9X)

52 Newsom is proof that a fondness for alcohol and cocaine can cause brain damage.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 19, 2023 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

53 >>>Romeo and spiderman combination.

Don't get it. The Spiderman part is obvious, but what is the Romeo part referring to? The Shakespeare play?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2023 08:10 PM (gv7Yb)

54 Awww....baby metal is adorable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2023 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)

55 28 Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No cars. No grocery shopping either. Nothing to buy. No money. No ownership. Food will be provided by your betters. You. Will. Be. Happy!

Posted by: WEF Overlords at April 19, 2023 08:12 PM (xSnmX)

56 En fuego today, Chuy!

Bravo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:12 PM (1WdLY)

57 >55 28 Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No cars. No grocery shopping either. Nothing to buy. No money. No ownership. Food will be provided by your betters. You. Will. Be. Happy!

Posted by: WEF Overlords at April 19, 2023 08:12 PM (xSnmX)

At which point you pray to our AI overlords for the sweet release of oblivion.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 08:13 PM (gryET)

58 and they give it to you, all nine grams.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:15 PM (1WdLY)

59 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2023 08:10 PM (gv7Yb)

Juliet speaks to Romeo from a balcony and eventually he joins her up there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:15 PM (Keyt1)

60 Damn. Didn't have CBS coming out swinging at Biden on my bingo card.

https://tinyurl.com/2pjjsr3y

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2023 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Whatever kind of big cat that is with the kittens, she has some great ears-reminds me of a bat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:17 PM (Keyt1)

62 No cars. No grocery stores. Not a single luxury.

I'm sitting next to Lovey Howell. She has it going on, not Ginger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 19, 2023 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

63 In an AI world, robots will be doing backflips off of pallets and fetching tool bags for ham & eggers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:18 PM (V4X9X)

64 Can't say been sleeping too well this week, so better get get at it
Hope everyone has a great evening

And a prayer for Jane and son

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2023 08:18 PM (xhxe8)

65 Juliet speaks to Romeo from a balcony and eventually he joins her up there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:15 PM (Keyt1)

++++

Ahh, ok. Didn't see a Juliet so I thought maybe there was a new super hero or something.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2023 08:18 PM (gv7Yb)

66 Skip

Get some good sleep, Skip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 19, 2023 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

67 The yawning cats are caracel cats.
(I need one of them diacritical characters in Spanish but I for how to make it...)
Medium sized cats of Central America.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 08:19 PM (jTmQV)

68 Babymetal video made me proud of her parents.

So awesome.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 19, 2023 08:20 PM (iKBwy)

69 Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 08:19 PM (jTmQV

Thanks. They're great looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:20 PM (Keyt1)

70 tucker just did a segment with bobby kennedy jr. jr sounds terrible, like he's been screaming at someone for the past two days.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2023 08:22 PM (B1FKF)

71 Damn. Didn't have CBS coming out swinging at Biden on my bingo card.

I assume they're trying desperately to make themselves relevant again, which is tough to do when EVERY media outlet is a bunch of corrupt propagandists for the left, but I'll take it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:22 PM (eOEVl)

72 Damn. Didn't have CBS coming out swinging at Biden on my bingo card.

I assume they're trying desperately to make themselves relevant again, which is tough to do when EVERY media outlet is a bunch of corrupt propagandists for the left, but I'll take it.

The other option is that they know Biden is done for, and figure he'll lose the election for the Dems, so they're trying to torpedo him so he can be replaced in time for '24.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:23 PM (eOEVl)

73 56 It's been a great day for Ace, and the comments today have been outstanding!

Posted by: gp's Faulty Terathrust at April 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

74 The final option is that they're trying to do the right th...thin....Bahahahaha.

*wipes tears from eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:24 PM (eOEVl)

75

RFK Jr. Voice:He reportedly has a condition called spasmodic dysphonia, a neurological condition that the U.S. National Institutes of Health say affects muscles in the larynx, also known as the voice box.t Affects Voice Box

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 08:25 PM (63Dwl)

76 Whatever kind of big cat that is with the kittens, she has some great ears-reminds me of a bat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

African cat: caracal.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 08:26 PM (tn/bQ)

77 Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No cars. No grocery shopping either. Nothing to buy. No money. No ownership. Food will be provided by your betters. You. Will. Be. Happy!

Posted by: WEF Overlords

--

A few days ago someone posted a really well done animated video of what is coming. I'll see if I can track it down.

Posted by: Biden: MAGA surrendered America to China at April 19, 2023 08:26 PM (ulgTA)

78 Lucked out today.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2023 08:26 PM (MF3yS)

79 I've seen yt vids of people having those caracel cats for pets, but I can't imagine feeding one, but they are beautiful. They don't purr much or meow but they hiss and growl.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 08:27 PM (jTmQV)

80 coming soon: oatmeal with mealworms! a complete breakfast in one box! for extra flavor sprinkle on some fruit flies.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 19, 2023 08:27 PM (B1FKF)

81 There is only one Baby Metal nyah

https://youtu.be/PWPj_M63iFk

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:27 PM (ov/u3)

82 Trump's oceanfront home next to MAL is for sale for $59 million. I think I deserve it, so I have set up a go fund me. I ask you all to chip in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2023 08:29 PM (xAJtR)

83 Somebody told me Tucker had a segment on bugs as a substitute for food. FOX is really becoming a joke in the making.

Garcon, I'll be having the insect du jour and washing it down with transsexual beer.

Your finest!

Dude, get better writers!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:29 PM (V4X9X)

84 Speaking of videos, did everyone see Fetterman's triumphant return to the Senate and his... Questioning? with pre-written questions he's trying to read and they answer with scripted answers for him to continue reading his part of the script.

The best part is when he has to turn the page.

https://youtu.be/72sx2yRGEps

Posted by: Biden: MAGA surrendered America to China at April 19, 2023 08:29 PM (ulgTA)

85 Get a pack of Civet Cats and have gourmet turd coffee...

*ugh*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:30 PM (ov/u3)

86 Don Lemon gets his ass handed to him by Vivek Ramaswamy. You'll never guess what he blames his failure on.

https://tinyurl.com/2x4h7mw5

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:31 PM (eOEVl)

87 The world is upside down. I agree with a Kennedy. Did not see that coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 08:32 PM (u73oe)

88 Trump's oceanfront home next to MAL is for sale for $59 million. I think I deserve it, so I have set up a go fund me. I ask you all to chip in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Is that near Nasty P's place too?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 08:32 PM (tn/bQ)

89 >>Somebody told me Tucker had a segment on bugs as a substitute for food. FOX is really becoming a joke in the making.

Did they tell you he's against it? Cause he's against it.

He was talking about the insane globalist push to make it a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2023 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

90 RFK Jr. is possibly the sanest democrat alive.
Which means he hasn't a prayer...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, mere pawn in game of life... at April 19, 2023 08:33 PM (jTmQV)

91 61 Whatever kind of big cat that is with the kittens, she has some great ears-reminds me of a bat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not sure. A Caracal maybe?

Posted by: WEF Overlords at April 19, 2023 08:34 PM (2graF)

92 Anybody considering getting an exotic cat, or a pedigreed cat, I humbly ask that you give a little consideration to the wonderful cats waiting for you at the shelter. Adopt one, and he will love you to death.

I get all the cats I need off the street; they keep showing up. No shortage of cats. But if I did need to go to a shelter, I'd ask for the one that nobody else wants. Every shelter has at least one.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:34 PM (MvF+J)

93 Trump's oceanfront home next to MAL is for sale for $59 million. I think I deserve it, so I have set up a go fund me. I ask you all to chip in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

——————

$59 million? Guess I’m gonna have to restart my onlyfans page if I’m gonna raise that kind of coin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 08:34 PM (u73oe)

94 Obviously scooter guy isn't in California...we're not allowed to have grocery bags anymore....*

*well - all right - we have to pay 10c each for them - but for a cheapskate like me that's essentially the same......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 08:36 PM (0TAPG)

95 If you win the Powerball lottery tonight and take the lump sum, after taxes you might be able to afford Trump's mansion just to turn it into a B-n-B.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:36 PM (ov/u3)

96 Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:34 PM (MvF+J)

I was just admiring the caracal; I don't want to get one. All but one of our cats, I think, came from a shelter or because someone's cat had kittens. Another one was a street cat we adopted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:37 PM (Keyt1)

97 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2023 08:37 PM (2graF)

98 You all refused to help me buy Rush's place. Don't think I haven't forgotten.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 19, 2023 08:38 PM (xAJtR)

99 Tha grocery scooter thing: that's what the WEF wants us all doing. No cars, do your shopping, sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No cars. No grocery shopping either. Nothing to buy. No money. No ownership. Food will be provided by your betters. You. Will. Be. Happy!

Posted by: WEF Overlords

My guess? DUI... I used to have to take my bike to the liquor store... nuf said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

100 Anybody considering getting an exotic cat, or a pedigreed cat, I humbly ask that you give a little consideration to the wonderful cats waiting for you at the shelter. Adopt one, and he will love you to death.

I get all the cats I need off the street; they keep showing up. No shortage of cats. But if I did need to go to a shelter, I'd ask for the one that nobody else wants. Every shelter has at least one.
Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:34 PM (MvF+J)
----
Seconded! I have 5 cats. Two of them were adopted from a shelter. One was given to me by someone who could no longer take care of her. And two were adopted straight from the outdoors. There is no shortage of cats who need a forever home, even if they might be a genetic freak with extra toes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (BpYfr)

101 96 I like you so much, Fen! Always have.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (MvF+J)

102 95 If you win the Powerball lottery tonight and take the lump sum, after taxes you might be able to afford Trump's mansion just to turn it into a B-n-B.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:36 PM (ov/u3)

Chateau du MAGA?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

103 Good evening, friends and neighbors! I taught 4 classes today, just got home and am starving. I was craving ramen, but I have things here so I made some with zoodles and sqoodles. Y’all, it’s not good. It tastes like zucchini and squash in miso. Because that is pretty much what it is. I am going to eat it, but this goes down as one of my worst ideas yet. It is not ramen.

That little girl on the slide is too cute, though.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (MvF+J)

Thank you; I like you too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:40 PM (Keyt1)

105 Past 100 yet? Here is OMG Don Lemon!
https://tinyurl.com/28uw4azb

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:40 PM (MvF+J)

106 >60 Damn. Didn't have CBS coming out swinging at Biden on my bingo card.

https://tinyurl.com/2pjjsr3y

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2023 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Praetorian Guard getting ready to shiv the emperor.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 08:40 PM (gryET)

107 62 I'm sitting next to Lovey Howell. She has it going on, not Ginger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 19, 2023 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 08:40 PM (0TAPG)

108 I've been Lake Como a few times

my fav place in Italy

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)

109 In another day ending in 'y'

Iran has yelled "Death to America!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:42 PM (ov/u3)

110 93 Trump's oceanfront home next to MAL is for sale for $59 million. I think I deserve it, so I have set up a go fund me. I ask you all to chip in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

didn't trump buy MAL for less than 10 million, from US gov ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2023 08:42 PM (us2H3)

111 Moonfaced Mary Morgan on TimCast. I want her almost as much as I want Caroline Ellison, but they're both way too young for me. Perverted.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:43 PM (MvF+J)

112 That armadillo is pretty cute.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 08:43 PM (NpAcC)

113 Lake Como

Where one of the many crazed killer Emperors had two giant pleasure boats? Mussolini had them salvaged only to have a bombing raid destroy most of the remains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:44 PM (ov/u3)

114 Damn. Didn't have CBS coming out swinging at Biden on my bingo card.
Posted by: JackStraw

Praetorian Guard getting ready to shiv the emperor.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

We are altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.

Posted by: Darth WEF at April 19, 2023 08:44 PM (DgGvY)

115 gp The Catguy

Ask if her grandmother is widowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

116 115 Too old for her too.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (MvF+J)

117 92 Anybody considering getting an exotic cat, or a pedigreed cat, I humbly ask that you give a little consideration to the wonderful cats waiting for you at the shelter. Adopt one, and he will love you to death.

I get all the cats I need off the street; they keep showing up. No shortage of cats. But if I did need to go to a shelter, I'd ask for the one that nobody else wants. Every shelter has at least one.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

I don’t know of a cat I don’t love. I truly risk being a crazy cat lady at some point. I love my exotic kitty boys, they are special and cool is so many ways. I also love the little torti we rescued for my daughter with her wonky paw that spent her first 5 years in a shelter. She now lives the life of luxury and she couldn’t be sweeter if she tried. I think she needs a friend which will also be a rescue. Prior to the Savannah boys, all my cats were rescues. You can’t beat them.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

118 Y’all, it’s not good. It tastes like zucchini and squash in miso. Because that is pretty much what it is. I am going to eat it, but this goes down as one of my worst ideas yet. It is not ramen.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yeah, I've tried that, too. Zucchini is not noodles, no matter how much it tries.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (OX9vb)

119 Ughh.

I do not like Windows.

Why is synchronizing time a death struggle?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

120 Chateau du MAGA?

Well before confirming a booking, check to see who they donate to. If a Democrat, charge a $2,000 security deposit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2023 08:45 PM (ov/u3)

121 Evidently Don lemon is still PO'ed from being accused of sexism (or he's just an angry person normally) because he's just obnoxious with Vivek Ramaswamy when he could have had a reasonable interview.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:46 PM (Keyt1)

122 Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Ruth Martin (Timmy's Mom) > Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2023 08:46 PM (qoGsy)

123 when Trump bought MAL. he basically gutted the insides

fabrics were sent to christies east in NYC

I bought llike 8 big boxes of Fortuny drapes, 6 ft X 12 ft panels for almost nothing, like 2 or 300 bucks

beautiful silver and bue

that day I made some coin

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2023 08:46 PM (us2H3)

124 Lake Como is beautiful. And expensive
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

It must be. We've got 10,000 lakes here, but I've never seen one with a wrought-iron gate.

Posted by: mikeski goes looking for black-tie swim trunks at April 19, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

125 if there is a more thankless job than Chaplain of the Moron Horde, I donwanna know about it!

Brava! and thanks always, Fenelon Spoke!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:47 PM (1WdLY)

126
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (ENBF0)

127 Evidently Don lemon is still PO'ed from being accused of sexism (or he's just an angry person normally) because he's just obnoxious with Vivek Ramaswamy when he could have had a reasonable interview.

He's upset because another minority is orders of magnitude more talented and intelligent than he is.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (eOEVl)

128 . . . but they're both way too young for me. Perverted.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

Not according to the Moron's Style guide.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (qoGsy)

129 >>>My guess? DUI... I used to have to take my bike to the liquor store... nuf said.

Posted by: Romeo13

>Good point. But even then, make a little travois with a wheel and load it up and drag it home.

This guy is trolling the supermarket parking lot for hot pooner.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (V4X9X)

130 Fenelon Spoke!

Well, the Horde are the rapscallions that can challenge the Saints.

St. Loyola would have given up on us. Pope John Paul II would want to smite us. So we gots that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 19, 2023 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

131 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:47 PM (1WdLY)

Thanks. It makes me a little nervous when people are thanking me but I'm not sure why. Did someone eviscerate me in a previous thread which I missed?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (Keyt1)

132 Why would people steal peacock eggs?
Not something I've ever seen on the menu.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (NpAcC)

133
Yeah, I've tried that, too. Zucchini is not noodles, no matter how much it tries.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April

You should have warned me, A! 🤣. I do mix them with real noodles and that turns out well for pasta dishes. I think ramen needs to be left alone. No veggie tweaks beyond the veggies that are good in actual ramen. Lesson learned!

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

134 This guy is trolling the supermarket parking lot for hot pooner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

He might get the Bohemian chick with enough facial piercings to carry his groceries.

Might.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

135 I'm in a good mood today. I've used a record number of exclamation points.

Yesterday I began reconciling with my sister, who I've been avoiding for many decades. I was so scared to see her, I don't know why she would ever want to see me, but I drove out to see her, and it went so very well that I'm going back on Friday. I don't deserve this blessing in any way, shape, or form, but here it is, and it's making me weep right now. Good tears.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

136 Remember, the long line is for ration cards to buy coffee. There is no line to buy coffee because there never is any coffee to buy.

the black market is generally run by people who have paid off the cops, and remember, the cops have a quota of the number of people violating the laws by buying things on the black market since that diverts goods from the official stores.

Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel at April 19, 2023 08:51 PM (xhaym)

137 This guy is trolling the supermarket parking lot for hot pooner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

He might get the Bohemian chick with enough facial piercings to carry his groceries.

Might.
Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (DgGvY)
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Now THAT would be an odd sight rolling down the street...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

138 This guy is trolling the supermarket parking lot for hot pooner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (V4X9X)

There has to be an easier way to do it than that. How about saying, "You have a nice dress" or "you have beautiful hair"? I sometimes say stuff like that in the supermarket to women and I'm not trying to pick them up. If I were trying to ride a scooter loaded with groceries I'd kill myself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:53 PM (Keyt1)

139 Had to replace a battery in Old Red today cause it plumb quit yesterday. Got a new one at O'Reilly $232 with veteran discount, installed it and took the receipt back to get my $20 core refund. The guy ran the ticket twice and finally said 'Well, it looks like I owe you $232.' Of course I said what? He said it was still under warranty. I told him 'This is why I do business with O'Reilly.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2023 08:53 PM (MF3yS)

140 It must be. We've got 10,000 lakes here, but I've never seen one with a wrought-iron gate.
Posted by: mikeski goes looking for black-tie swim trunks at April 19, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

the stone and marble steps that lead into the water are amazing

the garden ornaments at Como are fabulous

Posted by: REDACTED at April 19, 2023 08:53 PM (us2H3)

141 >Good point. But even then, make a little travois with a wheel and load it up and drag it home.

This guy is trolling the supermarket parking lot for hot pooner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:48 PM (V4X9X)

That was at a Walmart. I believe we need to add 'trolling for chicks at Walmart' right up there with 'don't sleep with cray cray'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 08:54 PM (oHd/0)

142 I don't deserve this blessing in any way, shape, or form, but here it is, and it's making me weep right now. Good tears.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

Yes, you do! Congrats on it going well and prayers for continued progress.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2023 08:54 PM (qoGsy)

143 "I truly risk being a crazy cat lady at some point."

I think the crazy threshold is somewhere above 4. I cap it at 4. Costs a fortune to have pets these days. Can't save them all.

Evidence is abundant that I am crazy, but I'm a cis-male, so it works both ways.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:54 PM (MvF+J)

144 Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

That's wonderful! And she'd probably want to se you because you have a good heart and separations can be very painful for people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:54 PM (Keyt1)

145 >135 I'm in a good mood today. I've used a record number of exclamation points.

Yesterday I began reconciling with my sister, who I've been avoiding for many decades. I was so scared to see her, I don't know why she would ever want to see me, but I drove out to see her, and it went so very well that I'm going back on Friday. I don't deserve this blessing in any way, shape, or form, but here it is, and it's making me weep right now. Good tears.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

That's awesome. I'm estranged from one of my bros. I hope we can reconcile at some point. Who knows. But happy for you!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 08:55 PM (gryET)

146 Why would people steal peacock eggs?
Posted by: redridinghood

That's a silent video, so..... have you heard peafowl?

Anyone who's heard peafowl doesn't want there to be more generations of peafowl. I assume that couple lives about 2 miles from the nest.

And they're not just breaking the eggs because revenge is a dish best served over-medium.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

147 Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2023 08:54 PM (qoGsy)

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 08:57 PM (Keyt1)

148 I don't deserve this blessing in any way, shape, or form, but here it is, and it's making me weep right now. Good tears.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:51 PM (MvF+J)

That's awesome. I'm estranged from one of my bros. I hope we can reconcile at some point. Who knows. But happy for you!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 08:55 PM (gryET)

Its funny, but my VERY liberal older brother, just admitted he was wrong about a lot of stuff... stuff I've pointed out over the years.

I think it stems from the fact the Left is not even trying to hide their motives anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2023 08:58 PM (oHd/0)

149 It must be. We've got 10,000 lakes here, but I've never seen one with a wrought-iron gate.
Posted by: mikeski goes looking for black-tie swim trunks at April 19, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

The wrought iron gates keep out the black-flies. Try it. Of course you have to gate all the lakes, but it might be worth it.

Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel at April 19, 2023 08:58 PM (xhaym)

150 >>> I sometimes say stuff like that in the supermarket to women and I'm not trying to pick them up. If I were trying to ride a scooter loaded with groceries I'd kill myself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

>Stop it! You're crushing my hopes and dreams of picking up a billionaire pop tart with her own entourage of handlers!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:58 PM (V4X9X)

151 144 I am the basest sinner, and a lifetime jerk. A psychopath. If this happened to me, it can happen for anybody if they try. It has to be a miracle.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 08:58 PM (MvF+J)

152 gp, that's wonderful! I hope you can make up for some lost time, and make many happy memories in the future.

I've lost both a sister and a brother, and I'd give anything to have them here now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (OX9vb)

153 no, FS, more like feeling you need some support with people giving you a hard time here.

though I will forever be grateful for all the prayers back when I was doing the recovering-from-emergency-surgery thing a few years ago.

I had heard, & knew intellectually, that there was power in prayer, but that morning when I posted here about it and within minutes people were praying for me, I felt it in the blood and bone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (1WdLY)

154 Posted by: gp The Catguy

Congrats and I hope it continues to go well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (tn/bQ)

155
This is just lovely.

"On Wings of Song" by Felix Mendelssohn, sung by tenor Peter Schreier.

https://youtu.be/h9o5WYCgGuY

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (MoZTd)

156 Posted by: gp The Catguy

Super happy for you. Family is so important, even if they aren’t exactly who you wish them to be.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

157 Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 08:58 PM (V4X9X)

LOL. Unless you're very athletic and can ride a scooter while carrying groceries on your body, I may have also saved you broken knees and a cracked skull.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 09:01 PM (Keyt1)

158 Why would people steal peacock eggs?
Not something I've ever seen on the menu.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 08:50 PM (NpAcC)

I am reading the memoirs of a guy who's family settled in Easter Oregon near Baker in the 1880's. The families would go out and collect wild duck eggs in the spring on the lakes, and he mentioned skipping school with his friends and collecting a pan full of red winged blackbird eggs because they were hungry for lunch.

i expect semi-feral peacock eggs taste as good as that.

Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel at April 19, 2023 09:02 PM (xhaym)

159 Went to see The Garden of Eden in Lucas KS today.

www.gardenofedenlucas.org

Fun place. Took pictures of course. Was not able to see the basement area. I did go upstairs, but it had those narrow high stairs that were tough to navigate.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2023 09:04 PM (u7leW)

160 Bless you, horde!

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:04 PM (MvF+J)

161 Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (1WdLY

Thanks, That's kind of you.
Prayer is a wonderful thing. I'm glad it was helpful to you. I'm happy dear Oregon Muse (I think it was he) who started the prayer list, glad that MisHum posts it and thankful for the dear woman who's continuing with it by receiving the requests. Also, glad that people feel comfortable enough to post their concerns when they occur.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 09:05 PM (Keyt1)

162 122 Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Ruth Martin (Timmy's Mom) > Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2023 08:46 PM (qoGsy)

Maureen Robinson >> Ruth Martin (Timmy's Mom) > Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 09:06 PM (0TAPG)

163 No cars. No grocery shopping either. Nothing to buy. No money. No ownership. Food will be provided by your betters. You. Will. Be. Happy!
Posted by: WEF Overlords

nothing to kill or die for
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Eating bugs all day

You may say I'm a dreamer
But the WEF will make it work
Some day you will be made to join us
And the work will live as one
Big slum

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 19, 2023 09:07 PM (tjZg/)

164 Good night everyone! I have to get up at 4:30.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2023 09:08 PM (Keyt1)

165 153 no, FS, more like feeling you need some support with people giving you a hard time here.

though I will forever be grateful for all the prayers back when I was doing the recovering-from-emergency-surgery thing a few years ago.

I had heard, & knew intellectually, that there was power in prayer, but that morning when I posted here about it and within minutes people were praying for me, I felt it in the blood and bone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM
'Pray availeth much.' I tell you one thing, if I ever get in trouble I want FenelonSpoke to pray for me, and all you others too.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2023 09:09 PM (MF3yS)

166 G'nite, Fen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 19, 2023 09:10 PM (Xrfse)

167 Cloris Leachman was Ruth Martin before June Lockhart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

168 The outspoken lethal zealotry of triggered trannies is breathtaking. They are so brazen:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9h5na4

I could have seen Lethal Zealotry and Triggered Tranny at Pitchfork, but they were playing on two different stages at the same time, so I didn't go. Same way I missed ever seeing Blink 182, which I regret much.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:14 PM (MvF+J)

169
Her Majesty landed in Shreveport after the first leg of her trip to the National Specialty in Virginia Beach. She's taking things at a leisurely pace, not aiming to drive more than 6 hours a day so that she's never driving at night.

She's taken Delilah and her daughter Diana, leaving Ruthie with me. We brought Sonny up from the kennel to be a house dog for the duration and he and Ruth, in separate crates in the breakfast area, seem to be taking things well together.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2023 09:15 PM (MoZTd)

170 . Questioning? with pre-written questions he's trying to read and they answer with scripted answers for him to continue reading his part of the script.

The best part is when he has to turn the page.
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This is what we have come to. Scripted bullshit, by poor actors, running the government.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2023 09:15 PM (SbsCg)

171 >168 The outspoken lethal zealotry of triggered trannies is breathtaking. They are so brazen:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9h5na4

I could have seen Lethal Zealotry and Triggered Tranny at Pitchfork, but they were playing on two different stages at the same time, so I didn't go. Same way I missed ever seeing Blink 182, which I regret much.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:14 PM (MvF+J)

Until there is literal physical push back, it won't stop. In the words of the bard...everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

That dude will have a bad day if he attempts to go into the ladies room with my wife or daughter.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 09:17 PM (gryET)

172 143 "I truly risk being a crazy cat lady at some point."

I think the crazy threshold is somewhere above 4. I cap it at 4. Costs a fortune to have pets these days. Can't save them all.

Evidence is abundant that I am crazy, but I'm a cis-male, so it works both ways.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

I asked my boys at what point I would be considered crazy cat lady

They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

173 172 I asked my boys at what point I would be considered crazy cat lady

They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

Heavens!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 09:22 PM (0TAPG)

174 I asked my boys at what point I would be considered crazy cat lady

They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM
So do you?

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2023 09:23 PM (MF3yS)

175 171 The drag shows often have a cordon of black-bloc clad, masked, MSR-toting Sturmabteilung out front. Genderbenders may turn out to be the worst threat the left has ever let loose, in USA maybe. They tell you who they are.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:23 PM (MvF+J)

176 Anyone who's heard peafowl doesn't want there to be more generations of peafowl. I assume that couple lives about 2 miles from the nest.

---

We have several hens and two peacocks hanging out on our street right now. One male sits in a tree nearby and cries at all hours of the night. Which is new, so global warming.

I've thought of taking a super soaker to him, but someone would surely report me.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 19, 2023 09:23 PM (wBpKf)

177 172 They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
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That would be a sure sign! Hopefully Lucy wasn’t reading over your shoulder. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 Eromero,
NO! I do not have a cat in the freezer!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (U2p+3)

179 so the "alabama sweet 16 shooting" they just nabbed a 3d suspect, poor crowd being scuffed up by MAGA types I guess....

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (Lzpvj)

180 "On Wings of Song" by Felix Mendelssohn, sung by tenor Peter Schreier.

https://youtu.be/h9o5WYCgGuY
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 19, 2023 08:59 PM (MoZTd)

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Thanks for that, it was indeed lovely.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (NZkbe)

181 There's a Lake Como in south Fort Worth. Well, this is the kind of neighborhood it's in - a couple years ago, there was a big neighborhood gathering near the lake. One of the local yutes wanted to fight, so he got told to leave. He came back with a gun and started shooting people in the crowd at random. Well,they didn't feel like running, so when he ran out of bullets they beat his head in with some cinder blocks that were laying around.
Nice neighborhood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (r46W7)

182 43 "I truly risk being a crazy cat lady at some point."

I think the crazy threshold is somewhere above 4. I cap it at 4. Costs a fortune to have pets these days. Can't save them all.

Evidence is abundant that I am crazy, but I'm a cis-male, so it works both ways.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

I asked my boys at what point I would be considered crazy cat lady

They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
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I swore up and down for years that if you have 4 or more cats you are a crazy at person. Well, in 2022, I exceeded that threshold and more...So I'm officially a crazy cat dude and loving every minute of it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (BpYfr)

183 162 Maureen Robinson >> Ruth Martin (Timmy's Mom) > Lisa Douglas >> Lovey Howell
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 09:06 PM (0TAPG)

167 Cloris Leachman was Ruth Martin before June Lockhart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2023 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

Did not know June Lockhart portrayed both Maureen Robinson and Ruth Martin (Lassie series).!

Final Entry: Della Street (mic drop, walks off stage....)

good Night everyone - 4:00 AM does come awful early - even out here on the left coast....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 19, 2023 09:29 PM (0TAPG)

184 I'm thinking of taking up yoga.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u5yeb

Posted by: Archimedes at April 19, 2023 09:29 PM (eOEVl)

185 I think the crazy threshold is somewhere above 4. I cap it at 4. Costs a fortune to have pets these days. Can't save them all.

Evidence is abundant that I am crazy, but I'm a cis-male, so it works both ways.
Posted by: gp The Catguy

I asked my boys at what point I would be considered crazy cat lady

They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

I think "crazy cat lady" should be considered in terms of the number of cats divided by the square footage of your home.

If you live in some kind of palatial estate five cats ain't nothin'. Five cats in an RV? Bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:29 PM (TNLid)

186 They said five cats. But if I had one in the freezer, all bets were off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2023 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

Heh!

Did not get much plumbing done today. Discovered that the toilet flange and elbow I bought stacked up to waaay too tall for a raised floor with only 6 inches between top of raised floor (with flooring) and the cement slab below. But I discovered a work-around with the able assistance of two plumbing staffers at Home Depot. Got a 3" cleanout tee, and cleaned the threads out of the center leg to fit a short 3" floor flange. That gets me to 5 1/2", and I can get it down to 5 1/4 if I cut another quarter-inch off the floor flange spigot. That will still get me a full 3/4" glue line between the spigot and the hub on the tee, and should allow for sufficient slope to the waste line. And I have a plan written down on how to sequence the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 09:31 PM (tkR6S)

187 There's a Lake Como in south Fort Worth. Well, this is the kind of neighborhood it's in - a couple years ago, there was a big neighborhood gathering near the lake. One of the local yutes wanted to fight, so he got told to leave. He came back with a gun and started shooting people in the crowd at random. Well,they didn't feel like running, so when he ran out of bullets they beat his head in with some cinder blocks that were laying around.
Nice neighborhood.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2023 09:28 PM (r46W7)

The upside to mob justice is it saves on court costs.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:31 PM (TNLid)

188 The drag shows often have a cordon of black-bloc clad, masked, MSR-toting Sturmabteilung out front. Genderbenders may turn out to be the worst threat the left has ever let loose, in USA maybe. They tell you who they are.
Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:23 PM (MvF+J)

Nice of them to ID as targets so distinctively.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (tkR6S)

189 I've had as many as 3 at a time. Now down to one.
Cats, that is...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, not a place kicker at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (jTmQV)

190 The upside to mob justice is it saves on court costs.
Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:31 PM (TNLid)
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And removes undesirable elements from the gene pool...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (BpYfr)

191 I went to my sis in laws house a few years ago, she had a min-pin that had puppies, but a couple had died just after birth. We were commiserating with her about how sad it was (btw a month had passed) and suddenly she said "do you want to see them? I've still got them in the freezer. "

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (r46W7)

192 Cats, particularly feral cats, are like yellow jackets.

They zip around to-and-fro and fascinate you with the nature and uniqueness of their species, but as the community or the nest grows, they become more aggressive and bold and they begin to view you as food.

These creatures will eat you. Keep your powder dry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (V4X9X)

193 176 Ultra-secret sonic weapon: peafowl and muezzins, expertly mixed, at 110dB. When they substitute ululation for peafowl, they get the lethal threshold down at least a healthy 10dB. Batteries last longer!

(We're conducting and financing this audio weapon development in North Korean labs, BTW. Hey good news: not as 'leaky' as bioweaponry.)

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:34 PM (MvF+J)

194 And I have a plan written down on how to sequence the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=====

Or you could just poop in a convenient hallway.

Posted by: EPA Staff at April 19, 2023 09:34 PM (8AONa)

195 I've had as many as 3 at a time. Now down to one.
Cats, that is...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

I don't get it.

Posted by: zombie Mrs. Slocombe at April 19, 2023 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

196 "do you want to see them? I've still got them in the freezer. "

Well, at least you made it out of her house alive.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 19, 2023 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

197 187 Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:31 PM (TNLid)

It is also a good team building community exercise, the crisis comes if the asshole delinquent "servants" who created the mess that led to community justice decide on a whim to still prosecute SOME crimes because "social justice."

If it is okay for Tyrone or Juan to kill outsider criminals or serial bad actors it is of course okay for Jim and Quan as well or there is an injustice incompatible with the 13th, and 14th amendments.

Don LeMon's meltdown today at Vivek kind of highlights the gag there....Tyrone is the specialest pony.

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:35 PM (Lzpvj)

198 I went to my sis in laws house a few years ago, she had a min-pin that had puppies, but a couple had died just after birth. We were commiserating with her about how sad it was (btw a month had passed) and suddenly she said "do you want to see them? I've still got them in the freezer. "
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2023 09:33 PM (r46W7)

Well? Did you see them?

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:36 PM (TNLid)

199 Or you could just poop in a convenient hallway.
Posted by: EPA Staff at April 19, 2023 09:34 PM (8AONa)

hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2023 09:36 PM (tkR6S)

200 "These creatures will eat you."

That doesn't bother me much. We may all end up eating cats in a week or two, so it'll be a wash.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:36 PM (MvF+J)

201 200 Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:36 PM (MvF+J)

Neighbor's kids killed a chicken snake and buried the body.

Young Sven would have eaten it.

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:37 PM (Lzpvj)

202 Thank you, Horde, for the knowledge shared, the laughter and sometimes the tears. Ya'll are the whipped cream and cherry to the ice cream sundae of my life

Posted by: Ben Had at April 19, 2023 09:37 PM (WHvBi)

203 >200 "These creatures will eat you."

That doesn't bother me much. We may all end up eating cats in a week or two, so it'll be a wash.

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:36 PM (MvF+J)

As far as you know, it's chicken.

Posted by: Your local Chinese takeout joint at April 19, 2023 09:39 PM (gryET)

204 We may all end up eating cats in a week or two, so it'll be a wash.

Posted by: gp The Catguy

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That's just sick!

Posted by: Barry in Hyde Park at April 19, 2023 09:39 PM (8AONa)

205 As far as you know, it's chicken.
Posted by: Your local Chinese takeout joint at April 19, 2023 09:39 PM (gryET)
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Slather enough sauce on it and who can tell the difference?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 09:40 PM (BpYfr)

206 These creatures will eat you. Keep your powder dry.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 19, 2023

My stinky boys would never eat their mama. They love me!

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

207 We have a Ruger 10/22 Mannlicher we have never gotten around to firing....

pondering taking it for a spin tomorrow.

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:41 PM (Lzpvj)

208 >My stinky boys would never eat their mama. They love me!

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

Especially the tips of your ears and fingers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 09:41 PM (gryET)

209 Rewatching "Traffic" (2000). Del Toro is like Pitt. He salts his performances with all kinds of weird tics, and they both pull it off so well, somehow. Fine movie, fine cast, along with its predecessor, the original German series "Traffik." Recommend both. Now I'll go pay better attention to it; have to rewind actually! Good night!

Posted by: gp The Catguy at April 19, 2023 09:43 PM (MvF+J)

210 208 Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 09:41 PM (gryET)

Curses, I am trapped in this seven pound body and surrounded by unsuspecting malformed apes...

//Cat inner-monologue

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

211 are like yellow jackets.

but as the community or the nest grows, they become more aggressive and bold and they begin to view you as food.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I have never seen a non-aggressive yellowjacket.

Yellowjackets are asshoe. 110% asshoe.

And 40% stinger.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 09:44 PM (DgGvY)

212 My stinky boys would never eat their mama. They love me!

Posted by: Piper

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Do you ever catch them looking at you, then the oven, then back at you?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2023 09:45 PM (8AONa)

213 Will your pet cat eat you if you died?

https://youtu.be/DxvXCuHyAj4

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 09:45 PM (TNLid)

214 >210 208 Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 09:41 PM (gryET)

Curses, I am trapped in this seven pound body and surrounded by unsuspecting malformed apes...

//Cat inner-monologue

Posted by: sven at April 19, 2023 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm certain when my cat stare at me, he's thinking "soon...".

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 19, 2023 09:47 PM (gryET)

215 Are min pins good eatin? Ben Had has whipped cream and cherries so I’m thinking smoothies.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2023 09:47 PM (u73oe)

216 212 Do you ever catch them looking at you, then the oven, then back at you?
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Nope. It’s pretty much look at me, look at the pantry where the Scooby snacks* are, look back at me and then scream in my face.

*freeze dried chicken breast. It’s kitty crack.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

217 And today is National Cat Lady Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 09:50 PM (NpAcC)

218 And today is National Cat Lady Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 09:50 PM (NpAcC)
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When's National Cat Dude Day? Or are menfolk being left out again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 09:51 PM (BpYfr)

219 I would like to understand why you can’t go to the restroom without all the kitties with you. Heaven forfend the door is shut before they make it in and they have to get their paws as far under the door as possible.

Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

220 Are min pins good eatin? Ben Had has whipped cream and cherries so I’m thinking smoothies.

Sous vide those min pins.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 19, 2023 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

221 @209

>>Del Toro is like Pitt. He salts his performances with all kinds of weird tics, and they both pull it off so well, somehow.

Del Toro looks like Pitt if you slightly melted his face.

He was phenomenal in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 19, 2023 09:53 PM (up/3i)

222 Anna Puma 113:
"Where one of the many crazed killer Emperors had two giant pleasure boats? Mussolini had them salvaged only to have a bombing raid destroy most of the remains."

No, that was Lake Nemi, a much smaller lake ~15 miles SE of Rome, near the Pope's summer palace at Castel Gandolfo. It's only 1/2 mile across, and is round, since it's in the crater of an extinct volcano. Lake Como is in the foothills of the Alps north of Milan, is Y-shaped, and over 20 miles long.

The emperor who built the Nemi boats was Caligula, and they were really pleasure barges, flat-bottomed and almost as wide as they were long. On such a small lake, there was nowhere to go, so they would just sail out in the middle of the lake and party.

There are excellent detailed photos of them on the web, and you can see some of the metal fixtures at the Palazzo Massimo alle Terme, an amazing ancient history museum almost next door to the main train station in Rome. Go if you're ever in Rome. They also have the famous statue of the weary boxer: see "Boxer at Rest" on Wikipedia.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 19, 2023 09:54 PM (0LYmU)

223 When's National Cat Dude Day? Or are menfolk being left out again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 19, 2023 09:51 PM (BpYfr)
******
Y'all need your day!
There are probably just as many men that own cats as women.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2023 09:56 PM (NpAcC)

224 First time I saw Snatch, I thought del Toro was Brad Pitt, when the thieves posed as Jewish gem dealers.

Strong resemblance.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 19, 2023 10:00 PM (T/Lqj)

225 And today is National Cat Lady Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

When's National Cat Dude Day? Or are menfolk being left out again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There's also a National Cat Day, and a National Black Cat Day.

But not a National Black Cat Lady Day. Soooo raciss.

Posted by: mikeski at April 19, 2023 10:00 PM (DgGvY)

226 I would like to understand why you can’t go to the restroom without all the kitties with you. Heaven forfend the door is shut before they make it in and they have to get their paws as far under the door as possible.
Posted by: Piper at April 19, 2023 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

They don't want to feel left out? *Shrugs*

Whenever my late Sadie followed me in I was afraid I'd piss on her tail if she tried rubbing against my leg.

Posted by: Robert at April 19, 2023 10:01 PM (CbHIQ)

227 My cats don't care much about the bathroom, except for the longhaired one who sits at the door and meows when I take a shower.

Posted by: Kindltot - sounding like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel at April 19, 2023 10:04 PM (xhaym)

228 To roberts question - yeah we saw them. My wife thought they were "interesting ". She and her sister are weird that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2023 10:04 PM (r46W7)

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