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Alec "All Class" Baldwin Demands Court Throw Out Lawsuits of Family Members of the Woman He Shot to Death

He claims they were "distanced" from the woman he killed for years.

Probably more distanced now though, wouldn't you say, Alec?

That's not a reason to toss a lawsuit. That's an argument you can make as regards the damages to be paid out in a wrongful death lawsuit, not to dismiss the suit entirely.

Obviously they lost something here. How much? That's up to a jury to decide.

NBC News reports Baldwin said in the court filings, "The loss of a daughter and sister is undoubtedly painful in any circumstance. Yet Plaintiffs--who had been distanced from Halyna physically, financially, and emotionally for years before her death--have no viable cause of action against Defendants."

I'm pretty sure, again, that this is a question for a jury to settle, weighing evidence about how close they were and how much companionship and financial support they lost, not for a judge to decide based on a defendant's self-interested, evidence-free assertions.

Remember Alec Baldwin's first line of defense against a negligent homicide charge? He claimed he was "friends" with the cinematographer, citing as evidence for this "friendship" that they... had dinner together.

He doesn't seem to want the family members of his "friend" to be compensated for the loss he inflicted on them.

That's not enough for a post. Here's an "Is This Something?" to fill it out.

Ben Affleck vs. William Fitner in a movie directed by Robert Rodriguez.

It's one of those movies where the script was bought because the studio thought "Wow, everyone loves superheroes! Let's do an action movie where the villain is a supervillain with powers!"

It doesn't look as exciting as I'd hope.

On the upside: The villain has a superpower, but this isn't a superhero movie. It's a thriller with a sci-fi/fantasy twist. I'm glad to see someone making a movie in that genre.

Also, I don't see any transgenders or Girlboss Strong Female Heroes in the trailer. So maybe not woke? Maybe someone in Hollywood is still interested in making money?

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 I simplified their Christmas shopping.
They should thank me.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 17, 2023 04:30 PM (rDG9M)

2 Whew!

Posted by: Fumey Fred at April 17, 2023 04:31 PM (Nn3xT)

3 Judging by how Super Mario Bros. is doing at the box office, expect an absolute wave of video game movies now, with the woke trannie woke girl boss stuff to come as the major studios get on board.

Posted by: brak at April 17, 2023 04:31 PM (25k9m)

4 Halyna Hutchins' husband and son haven't seen her for more than a year and a half. Why should they get Alec's money?

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2023 04:33 PM (dTFZY)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 04:33 PM (T4tVD)

6 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2023 04:33 PM (qoGsy)

7 Shit like this is why Alec is such a loved leftist icon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 04:35 PM (17s+e)

8 At least they shoot Ben Affleck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2023 04:36 PM (e+csY)

9 0

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 04:36 PM (17s+e)

10 I say give each family member a Colt revolver. All loaded. And tie Alex Baldwin to a post.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:36 PM (gOewF)

11
These people have all the money they want.

Humiliating you is the only kink they need to feed anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2023 04:36 PM (j4U/Z)

12 Ghoul. But we knew that about Baldwin already.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 04:37 PM (N1DT3)

13 So, Alec, you admit that because of your (at the very least) negligent actions, a mother and a sister will live the rest of their lives with regret that they didn't have the time to repair their relationship with the woman you killed?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2023 04:37 PM (xttsV)

14 Alec 'One Shot, 1 1/2 Kills' Baldwin

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 04:37 PM (8c8Y3)

15 Ben Aflac?

Pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:38 PM (gOewF)

16 Burn in Hell

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 17, 2023 04:38 PM (uQPen)

17 Ben Affleck vs. William Fitner in a movie directed by Robert Rodriguez.

=========

Robert Rodriguez is still alive?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

18 "The loss of a daughter and sister is undoubtedly painful in any circumstance. Yet Plaintiffs--who had been distanced from Halyna physically, financially, and emotionally for years before her death--have no viable cause of action against Defendants."
++++
"She was estranged from her next of kin, so her next of kin have no standing" is an odd argument, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

19 3 Judging by how Super Mario Bros. is doing at the box office, expect an absolute wave of video game movies now, with the woke trannie woke girl boss stuff to come as the major studios get on board.
Posted by: brak at April 17, 2023 04:31 PM (25k9m)

========

"I get no respect! No respect!"
-Sonic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

20 I have come to like Affleck's stuff. Too bad if it isn't "something."

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (uQPen)

21 Will Ben Aflac again stretch his acting chops and play Ben Aflac?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (17s+e)

22 It is a strange argument. It is an argument that can only be advanced by someone seriously sick in the head.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (gOewF)

23 I have an unsettling feeling that Alec Baldwin is a piece of shit.

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (eGTCV)

24 22 It is a strange argument. It is an argument that can only be advanced by someone seriously sick in the head.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:39 PM (gOewF)

========

Well, it was advanced by a lawyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

25 Only Ben Affleck can stop ... the Moonraper.

Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (ivvNA)

26 Just out of curiosity, how are Alec Baldwin's relations with HIS family?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (YqDXo)

27 Alec Baldwin Is Asshoe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (rUKH1)

28 Alex Baldwin, "how can they sue? Don;t they realize how distressed I am! Look at my career!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (gOewF)

29 How do you expect me to understand my character's motivation with all these judicial interruptions!


-- A. Baldwin, Super Thespian

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (gmo/4)

30 Why would even a leftie, who is not his lawyer, defend this man?

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 04:41 PM (eGTCV)

31 Alex Baldwin was on 30 Rock.

The fact that Tina Fey was able to somehow keep him under control and without killing someone speaks well of her directorial abilities.

Posted by: EFG at April 17, 2023 04:41 PM (Ae67h)

32 >>Ben Aflac?


I'd trade Ben Affleck and 2 players to be named later to get Gilbert Gottfried back.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 04:41 PM (8c8Y3)

33 Apparently Fetterman is out of the hospital and walking around dressed as Bruce Banner after a night as the Hulk.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 17, 2023 04:41 PM (wb1YC)

34 Maybe AB can hire Alex Baldwin as the new face for Bud Light.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (gOewF)

35 Fuck Baldwin. I hope they clean him out.

That said, if he shot everyone in Hollywood, I wouldn't give a shit, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (oINRc)

36 The Ben Affleck movie...Eh...I've seen it before.

Both Fringe and X-Files played around with this idea more than once.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (YIVH2)

37 26 Just out of curiosity, how are Alec Baldwin's relations with HIS family?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2023 04:40 PM (YqDXo)

*****

Apparently, I'm a selfish little piggy.

Posted by: Alec Baldwins' daughter at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (Ae67h)

38 This is why people hate lawyers. They can be decent people, they can be very helpful for you in a pinch (charging enormous amounts). But lawyers come up with this kind of crap. Like Hillary Clinton's "she liked it" rape defense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (0hOvj)

39 I have an unsettling feeling that Alec Baldwin is a piece of shit.
Posted by: N, L

Oh, really? Because it's fairly settled in my mind.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 17, 2023 04:43 PM (tQL7r)

40 i'll bet dillon mulvaney thinks alec baldwin is a putz

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2023 04:43 PM (B1FKF)

41 Apparently, I'm a selfish little piggy.
Posted by: Alec Baldwins' daughter at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM (Ae67h)
_______________

Watch yourself, sweetheart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2023 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

42 Judging by how Super Mario Bros. is doing at the box office, expect an absolute wave of video game movies now, with the woke trannie woke girl boss stuff to come as the major studios get on board.
Posted by: brak at April 17, 2023 04:31 PM (25k9m)


Scott Pilgrim vs the World

A movie before its time.



Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

43 Ben Halftrack is the sassy armored personnel carrier in Pixar's latest hit Cars XXI - Rust Never Sleeps.

Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2023 04:44 PM (ivvNA)

44 ++++
"She was estranged from her next of kin, so her next of kin have no standing" is an odd argument, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

My no standing because I'm estranged from the blue shit hole states that cheated in 2020 was upheld by SCROTUS, so why would I not expect Baldwin's claim the family has no standing to be not upheld?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2023 04:44 PM (3CCua)

45 Non-economic damages (aka, emotional distress damages) are very difficult, if not impossible, to quantify in situations were you lose a loved one, human or animal.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 17, 2023 04:44 PM (KAi1n)

46 I have an unsettling feeling that Alec Baldwin is a piece of shit.

Your instincts would not be wrong.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 17, 2023 04:44 PM (Xrfse)

47 Hypnotic looks a little too far-fetched to me.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 04:45 PM (NpAcC)

48 "Distanced?"

She could have used some more distance from you, bub.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 17, 2023 04:45 PM (wzAuc)

49 In all seriousness, I'm starting to think that the lawsuit and criminal trial might actually succeed against Alex Baldwin.

He really seems rattled, and seems to be intent on poisoning the entire jury pool with this sort of stuff.

What a shame...

Posted by: EFG at April 17, 2023 04:45 PM (Ae67h)

50 Obviously they lost something here. How much? That's up to a jury to decide.

Lets see, corrupt prosecutor, corrupt judge and amoral, emotional, feckless and retarded juries.

A Constitutional Republic is suitable only for a moral and religious people, totally unsuitable for any other.

That includes a jury system. We are better off with Magic 8 ball or ChatGPT.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 17, 2023 04:45 PM (YXHzG)

51 RE: Hypnotic, guarantee his daughter is a super mentalist. Its not exactly new to have a villain with superpowers, every slasher movie since Halloween is in that category.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:46 PM (0hOvj)

52 Telefon >>>>> Hypnotic


Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

53 Is that Baldwin movie ever going to be finished and released? No plans to see it if it is.

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 04:48 PM (eGTCV)

54 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now, with the woke trannie woke girl boss stuff to come as the major studios get on board.

Yeah, after 2 successful Sonic movies and Mario Brothers, there's gonna be a ton of video game movies, at least all the ones they can get a girl lead in. Expect a Metroid game soon.

From what I understand, the original script that the studios wanted done had Princess Peach as a total badass girl boss who dominated everything and Mario as a bumbling ass. I mean, he's kind of bumbling from what I can see in trailers but more of a "dropped into a crazy world" way, not incompetent.

Nintendo vetoed that and forced them to do this version where Peach is really capable, but is not overshadowing the protagonist, and is sweet and compassionate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)

55

You are useress Arec Bardren.

Posted by: Kim Jong Ill-intent at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (RyxhP)

56 I'm so Ronery, Arec Barwin.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (t4fCu)

57 RE: Hypnotic, guarantee his daughter is a super mentalist. Its not exactly new to have a villain with superpowers, every slasher movie since Halloween is in that category.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:46 PM (0hOvj)
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I was thinking the same thing. Why else snatch her?

I also got a "Jumper" vibe from this movie, as it's implied there's more than one Hypnotic and they can all do the same thing, maybe to a greater or lesser degree. And there's a shadowy organization out to stop them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (YIVH2)

58 But lawyers come up with this kind of crap. Like Hillary Clinton's "she liked it" rape defense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:42 PM


I think that defense was still allowed at that time, so I do not have an issue with Hillary defending her client in whatever legal way allowed. I do have an issue with her gloating about it. A normal human being would be sitting at a bar with other lawyers downing a third scotch and saying "I can't believe the jury fell for that. I hate my job. Why did I become a lawyer?" instead of saying "Look at what a great lawyer I am" in an interview.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2023 04:50 PM (xttsV)

59 Is Sherlock Holmes a superhero?

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 04:50 PM (t4fCu)

60 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now

*fingers crossed for the Zaxxon Cinematic Universe*

Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (ivvNA)

61 Yeah, after 2 successful Sonic movies and Mario Brothers, there's gonna be a ton of video game movies, at least all the ones they can get a girl lead in. Expect a Metroid game soon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)
---
"Pong: The Movie." Coming to a theater near you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

62
Baldwin has class. It's just that it's low class.
Lower than a snake's rectum low.

Posted by: Speller at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (pSotA)

63 "With all the negative publicity Alec Baldwin has gotten, I figured I was in for a Long Night Serving a Jerk when he sat in my section. But you won't believe what he wrote on the slip with the tip he left after he shot me!"

Posted by: Clickbait Waitress #94 at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (wzAuc)

64 Affleck was actually pretty damn good in Hollywoodland and The Town.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 04:52 PM (t4fCu)

65 I also got a "Jumper" vibe from this movie, as it's implied there's more than one Hypnotic and they can all do the same thing, maybe to a greater or lesser degree. And there's a shadowy organization out to stop them.

Yeah it feels like a throwback to the 90s with films like Jumper and Push and Looper. I liked a lot of those movies, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:52 PM (0hOvj)

66 "Pong: The Movie." Coming to a theater near you!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

Wasn't "Pixels" close to that?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 17, 2023 04:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

67 I would demand the same thing as well. Maybe it can work.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 17, 2023 04:52 PM (ncXxy)

68 "Pong: The Movie." Coming to a theater near you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

Burgertime will be epic.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2023 04:52 PM (OgrpQ)

69 Dig-Dug the Movie

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:53 PM (gOewF)

70 Thanks a lot F.A.G.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 04:53 PM (t4fCu)

71 What a great guy. Alec is basically saying that her family should give a shit that she's dead.

Kinda like the way he feels.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (oxSjI)

72 From what I understand, the original script that the studios wanted done had Princess Peach as a total badass girl boss who dominated everything and Mario as a bumbling ass. I mean, he's kind of bumbling from what I can see in trailers but more of a "dropped into a crazy world" way, not incompetent.

Nintendo vetoed that and forced them to do this version where Peach is really capable, but is not overshadowing the protagonist, and is sweet and compassionate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)

Having 3 little girls, I can affirmatively say that Nintendo understands what little girls want in their heroines. (And what little boys want in their heroes.)

And it's not GIRL BOSS tromping all over every man.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

73 VERY windy out thar....

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (T4tVD)

74 This Alec Baldwin character is a horrible human being.

Maybe his parents can turn him off, reboot, and we'll let an AI construct occupy the place where his soul was supposed to be.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (V4X9X)

75 Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 04:53 PM (t4fCu)

MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (Ae67h)

76 Ben Affleck is really good at playing emotionally detached sociopaths. Or maybe that's just the way he comes off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 04:55 PM (2hlEI)

77 Why aren't the headlines on this site clickable?

Anyway, Disney is still trying to troon your kids. Maybe their target audience consists of David French readers.

https://tinyurl.com/46svjnms

Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 04:55 PM (18PNs)

78 Having 3 little girls, I can affirmatively say that Nintendo understands what little girls want in their heroines.

Japanese culture really gets little girls. Maybe a little too much, but they surely do understand little girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)

79 Affleck's career peaked in "Dogma"

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (gmo/4)

80 Fichtner is a good actor. Black Hawk Down, Armageddon, and just about everything else for I've seen him , he's been believable
Oh and f**k Baldwin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (Uk8NJ)

81 Yeah that's not an argument. Civil courts don't assume the death of someone you *loved* isn't harmful just because your relationship had some issues. Family is assumed to suffer loss at the death of a loved. The burden of proof here would be on Baldwin to demonstrate they suffered no loss. And because it's arguable it should go to a jury.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (YHZy+)

82 Affleck's career peaked in "Dogma"

So did Matt Damon's

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (gOewF)

83 The best description of Super Mario Brothers I heard was that its great for little kids who love bright colors and funny stuff... and middle aged people who loved playing video games wanting member berries

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)

84 Having 3 little girls, I can affirmatively say that Nintendo understands what little girls want in their heroines. (And what little boys want in their heroes.)

And it's not GIRL BOSS tromping all over every man.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

As an aside, my most tom-boyish girl LOVES How to Train Your Dragon.

As the tomboyish girl, is her favorite character the unrealisticly battle capable girl, Astrid?

NOPE. She loves Toothless, first and Hiccup, second.

Yeah, little girls NEED THE GIRL BOSS TO HAVE A ROLE MODEL.

Or, you know, they might not care about the sex or even the species of their role model.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 04:56 PM (N1DT3)

85
Hey Ace, could you maybe put up that phone call that Balwin made to Kim Basinger where he calls his daughter a little pig?
Yeah, that's Alec's idea of family relations.

Posted by: Speller at April 17, 2023 04:57 PM (pSotA)

86 I have decided to support Diane Fienstien for POTUS because she is up to the job just like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 17, 2023 04:57 PM (R+nZe)

87 My list of boycotted actors is short.

This fooker is one of them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (xPJvm)

88 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now

I'm all in for a Leisure Suit Larry trilogy

Posted by: lorien1973 at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (Lavx8)

89 Best part about mind control/hypnosis movies is that the effects are cheap. No flashy lights or flying people or sky beams. Just people interacting and actors pretending they are being mind controlled. Since your average actor has an EGO score of like 4 its pretty easy, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (0hOvj)

90 >>Affleck was actually pretty damn good in Hollywoodland and The Town.

Very good in The Town. Not exactly a stretch for him to play a townie from Charlestown but he was good.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)

91 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now

I'm all in for a Leisure Suit Larry trilogy


Custer's Revenge! Now in 3-D!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (Bd6X8)

92 It will be Leisure Suit Luisa

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 04:58 PM (gOewF)

93 Quit selling Ben Affleck short. Gone Girl and To the Wonder are masterpieces. Long live Terrence Malick.

Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 04:59 PM (18PNs)

94 could you maybe put up that phone call that Balwin made to Kim Basinger where he calls his daughter a little pig?

The thing is, as much of a colossal ahole that Baldwin is... he was probably right about all the stuff he said to his family. I mean, he's no better, but his daughter probably IS a selfish little piggie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

95 Will Ben Aflac again stretch his acting chops and play Ben Aflac?

I know who I am! Ima dude playin a dude who is disguised as another dude!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 17, 2023 05:00 PM (YXHzG)

96 Hypnotic.

I really like the actor who plays the villain. Fichtner. He's always good.

Robert Rodriguiz is mostly terrible though. So I don't have high hopes.

Also, I'm really tired of the law-enforcement-agent-with-a-personal-stake-in-the-case trope and the we-lost-a-child trope.

Posted by: Axl Rose at April 17, 2023 05:00 PM (ppBhU)

97 Liked Matt Damon in The Martian, a solid movie. Of course the book and movie both ignored the fact that solar and cosmic radiation would have killed him before rescue.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 05:00 PM (Uk8NJ)

98 Get off me, Axl.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 05:00 PM (ppBhU)

99 I love how Anya Taylor-Joy kinda looks like Princess Peach in real life.

Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (18PNs)

100 I like a lot of what Rodriguez does, his Mexico trilogy was great. He was good with From Dusk til Dawn as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (0hOvj)

101 Get off me, Axl.

Kinky

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (gOewF)

102 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now



Oregon Trail?

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (gmo/4)

103 My list of boycotted actors is short.

Mine's a mile long. But that's just me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (Xrfse)

104 Oregon Trail?
Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:01 PM (gmo/4)
-----------
You have died of dysentery. And velociraptors.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (2hlEI)

105 I love how Anya Taylor-Joy kinda looks like Princess Peach in real life.

She's one of those idiots who got Buccal Fat reduction though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (0hOvj)

106
> but his daughter probably IS a selfish little piggie.

Sure, and Alec Baldwin was her role model.
I can't imagine why his daughter would be a selfish little pig.

Posted by: Speller at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (pSotA)

107 >> expect an absolute wave of video game movies now


"In a world that appears to be a Dark Hallway..."

Posted by: Zork : The Movie at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (8c8Y3)

108 But mostly dysentery

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (gOewF)

109 I got your super powers right here.

Also, A Baldwin is a POS.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (DMyTF)

110 Is it possible a lawyer has advised Baldwin to never express remorse because that would be an acknowledgement of guilt?

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (eGTCV)

111 I'm starting to think this Baldwin fella isn't a very nice person.

Posted by: red speck at April 17, 2023 05:03 PM (Ny/Va)

112 104 Oregon Trail?
Posted by: Archer


***

You have died of suddenly.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 17, 2023 05:03 PM (wb1YC)

113 Is it possible a lawyer has advised Baldwin to never express remorse because that would be an acknowledgement of guilt?

Maybe, but I think he comes by a lack of normal human emotion and sympathy naturally, so to speak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (0hOvj)

114 Also, A Baldwin is a POS.

This has always been and always will be true.

I'm guessing his lawyers are to blame for this though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (ppBhU)

115 Please just ignore me on this one. I'm not a movie buff, so it's certain that I don't have a clue. I do know that Baldwin is most likely a POS.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (Xrfse)

116 expect an absolute wave of video game movies now

----
Oregon Trail!


In a world where Emma must get her oxen across the Mississippi before she dies of dysentery as she trades for medicine from friendly natives....

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (pfnnM)

117 I'll watch both movies once they start streaming free. They both seem entertaining.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 17, 2023 05:05 PM (BdMk6)

118 I'm a Anya T-J fan

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:05 PM (xhxe8)

119 110 Is it possible a lawyer has advised Baldwin to never express remorse because that would be an acknowledgement of guilt?
Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:02 PM (eGTCV)

******

It's possible. But slagging the victim seems counter productive.

Posted by: EFG at April 17, 2023 05:05 PM (Ae67h)

120 Here is insanity

https://tinyurl.com/mumt9n32

Posted by: DB - interrupting the broadcast at April 17, 2023 05:06 PM (geLO8)

121 I predicted day 1 Alec would pay for the manslaughter crime

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:06 PM (xhxe8)

122
Maybe, but I think he comes by a lack of normal human emotion and sympathy naturally, so to speak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (0hOvj)

I'm sure you're right.

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:07 PM (eGTCV)

123 Baldwin has like six kids under twelve. A large judgement against him would seriously impact his lifestyle , so I'm sure he's told his lawyers to fight on all cylinders. This makes Baldwin look like a scumbag , but we already knew that and he doesn't care

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 05:07 PM (Uk8NJ)

124 Is it possible a lawyer has advised Baldwin to never express remorse because that would be an acknowledgement of guilt?

***

He fired the gun that killed her regardless of intent and it was someone he'd been working with in close proximity and apparently knew as a friend.

Man I love the legal profession.
"Don't act like a normal human being. Instead, act like a psychopath because juries love that."


Posted by: Azathoth at April 17, 2023 05:07 PM (wb1YC)

125 What ever this pile of rat droppings might say, he owns this act.

Consequently he needs to be punished.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (KATBx)

126 Oregon Trail!

In a world where Emma must get her oxen across the Mississippi before she dies of dysentery as she trades for medicine from friendly natives....
Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 05:04 PM (pfnnM)
---
Now, now, you know Emma would be turned into GIRL BOSS immune to the ravages of dysentery, just like her strong, capable daughter. Her husband and son, on the other hand, will be clueless in the wilderness, needing her strength, wisdom, and charm to persevere...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)

127 >>Baldwin has like six kids under twelve.


His wife has 6 kids...that one or more might be his is a possibility.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (8c8Y3)

128 I seem to recall many of Baldwin's characters were assholes. It's rubbed off on him.

Posted by: DB - interrupting the broadcast at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (geLO8)

129 If OM would have still be with us, my last email to him was a Anya picture and he loved it and couldn't wait to use it.

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (xhxe8)

130
DB, I liked the cat parent part. She's just starting her collection and will no doubt end up being a world class horder.

Posted by: Speller at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (pSotA)

131 > Just out of curiosity, how are Alec Baldwin's relations with HIS family?

I am, how you say, economicamente dependiente on him.

Posted by: Hilarious Baldwin at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (j2Xg6)

132 His wife has 6 kids...that one or more might be his is a possibility.

Its part of her Espanol culture to love many men and have many ninos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (0hOvj)

133 Number of family members now being investigated for corruption for selling access to Joe's offices is now at 9.

But remember, Joe didn't know anything.

https://tinyurl.com/3shawhf4

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

134 Movie idea: an actor accidentally kills someone on set but never is held accountable and never expresses remorse.
The incident launches him into a second career as a serial killer.

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (eGTCV)

135 Nintendo vetoed that and forced them to do this version where Peach is really capable, but is not overshadowing the protagonist, and is sweet and compassionate.

Which, unsurprisingly, is how she's portrayed in the games.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2023 05:10 PM (ZGrMX)

136 Affleck was actually pretty damn good in Hollywoodland and The Town.

Very good in The Town. Not exactly a stretch for him to play a townie from Charlestown but he was good.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023


***
Didn't he also direct The Town? As I recall it was a good cops-and-robbers flick, the robbers all being family members, or something like that.

I think he also directed Gone, Baby, Gone, with his brother Casey and Michelle Monaghan as Boston private eyes. I was amazed at how he and the cinematographer captured the*exact* look of Dennis Lehane's novel that I had in my mind as I read it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

137 134 Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (eGTCV)

so Seth Rogen?

Posted by: sven at April 17, 2023 05:10 PM (Lzpvj)

138 Rust is a Bust.


Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2023 05:11 PM (WmGrA)

139 128 I seem to recall many of Baldwin's characters were assholes. It's rubbed off on him.
Posted by: DB - interrupting the broadcast at April 17, 2023 05:09 PM (geLO
_______________

Typecasting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2023 05:12 PM (rmY2H)

140 > In a world where Emma must get her oxen across the Mississippi before she dies of dysentery as she trades for medicine from friendly natives....

Did Emma choose to be a banker so she could afford all of the good provisions and go hunting a lot?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 05:12 PM (j2Xg6)

141 I liked Affleck in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but he was basically playing himself savagely mocking the two idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:12 PM (0hOvj)

142 Now, now, you know Emma would be turned into GIRL BOSS immune to the ravages of dysentery, just like her strong, capable daughter. Her husband and son, on the other hand, will be clueless in the wilderness, needing her strength, wisdom, and charm to persevere...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)

True. She and her trans daughter save both males from being eaten by piranhas in the sequel, Amazon Trail.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 05:12 PM (pfnnM)

143
The best description of Super Mario Brothers I heard was that its great for little kids who love bright colors and funny stuff... and middle aged people who loved playing video games wanting member berries
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


As a 29-year-old and not a video game player, I found Super Mario Brothers interesting, entertaining and funny. There were a number of subtle jokes and bits of witticism thrown into the story that an adult more likely would catch than a child would. My two gKids loved it and were all eyes and ears throughout it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2023 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

144 Affleck was good as George Reeves in Hollywoodland. Of course playing a fooked up pretty boy was type casting.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2023 05:13 PM (nnp+f)

145 Scumbag Finds Scumbag Attorneys to Make Scumbag Defense

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 05:13 PM (vQ4/Z)

146 Again as an attorney if your client oks this strategy you have to go with it. Some states limit who can claim damages in a lawsuit and depending on NM law it might not reach the jury as a question of fact. Most states allow children, spouses and parents , but siblings not necessarily.
By the way I take no offense about hatred against lawyers , as I don't like a lot of them either

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 05:14 PM (Uk8NJ)

147 Did Ben Affleck do that movie with Jennifer Lopez that had the gobble gobble scene?

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 05:14 PM (eGTCV)

148 Video games as movies:

Fallout

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

149 >>Didn't he also direct The Town? As I recall it was a good cops-and-robbers flick, the robbers all being family members, or something like that.

>>I think he also directed Gone, Baby, Gone, with his brother Casey and Michelle Monaghan as Boston private eyes. I was amazed at how he and the cinematographer captured the*exact* look of Dennis Lehane's novel that I had in my mind as I read it.

Don't know about The Town but yea, he did a good job directing Gone Baby Gone. I don't like him or his politics at all but he is talented.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

150 Did Emma choose to be a banker so she could afford all of the good provisions and go hunting a lot?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 05:12 PM (j2Xg6)

She got the house, both 401k's and half her first husband's salary and used that to fund the trip with her new soulmate.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 05:15 PM (pfnnM)

151 Custer's Reassignment Surgery

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2023 05:15 PM (SchQD)

152 Ren and Stempy the movie

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

153 OT-Can someone please tell me where the stupid idea that if you call Soros a "globalist" it's a code for his being Jewish and is thus anti semetic? Resident troll Paul is going on about this at the end of the previous thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:16 PM (Keyt1)

154 Andoby knows what Presdent Obama thinks about whats going on in his be bueatifull city?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 17, 2023 05:16 PM (snpvX)

155 We be also hopes thats the new mayer of Chivago protects the Gay population because we be needs to protects there fucture too.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 17, 2023 05:18 PM (snpvX)

156 >OT-Can someone please tell me where the stupid idea that if you call Soros a "globalist" it's a code for his being Jewish and is thus anti semetic?...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


remember, the Leftwaffe perverts the English language on a regular basis to twist logic and accuse others

Posted by: DB - interrupting the broadcast at April 17, 2023 05:18 PM (geLO8)

157 Cucumber

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 05:19 PM (NpAcC)

158 What ever this pile of rat droppings might say, he owns this act.

Consequently he needs to be punished.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (KATBx)

Exactly. And if Halyna's family are denied justice in the courts, then they should seek other means.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2023 05:19 PM (tkR6S)

159 Mary Clogginstein seems to be drunk posting today

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 05:19 PM (Uk8NJ)

160
You have died of dysentery. And velociraptors.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Cretaceous Era Oregon Trail!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2023 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

161 His wife has 6 kids...that one or more might be his is a possibility.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 05:08 PM (8c8Y3)


7 total, counting the one from the surrogate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

162 "Queeks Draw" Baldwin rides ageen.

Posted by: Baba Looey Speaks at April 17, 2023 05:20 PM (VsUo2)

163 >> Andoby knows what Presdent Obama thinks about whats going on in his be bueatifull city?


0bama traded Chicago for Martha's Vineyard-
he's from there now

Posted by: DB - interrupting the broadcast at April 17, 2023 05:20 PM (geLO8)

164 Alec Baldwin, "yes, I 'accidentally' chopped down your Cherry tree, but you haven't made cherry preserves in a few years, so no big deal."

Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 05:21 PM (uH1aC)

165 OT-Can someone please tell me where the stupid idea that if you call Soros a "globalist" it's a code for his being Jewish and is thus anti semetic? Resident troll Paul is going on about this at the end of the previous thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:16 PM (Keyt1)

Since Soros is an unrepentant Nazi collaborator, he's kind of anti Semitic, himself. Like Paul.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2023 05:21 PM (tkR6S)

166 Strangely enough there is an episode of The Young Riders where the character played by Stphen Baldwin (of all people) joins an acting troupe and is having trouble acting out a scene where he gets shot because it isn't "realistic" enough. The director (a woman) grabs a loaded gun, cocks it and advances toward Baldwin threatening to pull the trigger until he cowers, convincingly.

Maybe that's where Alec got the idea.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 05:21 PM (ykeLU)

167 because we be needs to protects there fucture too.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 17, 2023 05:18 PM (snpvX)

It would have been funnier if you had posted it as fuc*ture because Lord knows the gay male population overall needs help in protecting their ability to have sex.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:22 PM (Keyt1)

168 That is a pretty vile argument but one I would expect from a liberal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2023 05:23 PM (Irn0L)

169 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2023 05:21 PM (tkR6S)

I told him that. Yes; I know I'm not supposed to respond to trolls. I did anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:23 PM (Keyt1)

170 > OT-Can someone please tell me where the stupid idea that if you call Soros a "globalist" it's a code for his being Jewish and is thus anti semetic?

I am dumfounded at the myriad defenses of Soros. He is an unrepentant Nazi collaborator. There is video of him saying his time as a Nazi collaborator was the best time of his life and that he feels no guilt about his actions. He is an atheist, not a practicing Jew. He is provably funding all of these radical DAs. He has said his goal is the destruction of the US. Soros is the closest I've ever seen to a living, breathing Bond villain.



Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 05:24 PM (j2Xg6)

171 Was really "distanced" from those yutes that tried to rob me... so, yea about their unplanned dirt naps. I identify as Alec "boom boom" Baldwin too.

*shuffles off, unconcerned*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 05:24 PM (Q4IgG)

172 He is an unrepentant Nazi collaborator.

He destroyed the economies of several countries, ravaging the poor in the process, in order to enrich himself. He's one of the worst people alive, but since he is a major supporter of leftist causes and pushes their narrative forward, he gets a total pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 05:25 PM (0hOvj)

173 Super Mario Bros movie was entertaining, especially if you played the game, which for us was a family tradition. I still remember beating Bowser for the first time on New Super Mario Bros Wii and my wife and young kids going batshit crazy happy.

The movie had excellent CG animation. And I’ll point out right at the start it says “This is a Nintendo movie” which clearly laid the marker about who was in control of the movie.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2023 05:25 PM (cMXNt)

174 164 Alec Baldwin, "yes, I 'accidentally' chopped down your Cherry tree, but you haven't made cherry preserves in a few years, so no big deal."
Posted by: Bamanarama

"Yes, I accidently shot off your d1ck, but you had a vasectomy anyway, so no biggie."

Posted by: Baldwin, QED at April 17, 2023 05:25 PM (VsUo2)

175 Nancy Pelosi’s campaign pays Illinois man $7,500 for ‘harassing’ texts

https://tinyurl.com/2p8jmc55

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 05:25 PM (NpAcC)

176 Afternoon'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 17, 2023 05:26 PM (sAmhv)

177 148 Video games as movies:

Fallout

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

We'll have "Fallout" IRL before we get a movie adaptation to it, if things continue as is.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 17, 2023 05:26 PM (Rl7KJ)

178 Reality bending is so boring and lazy I won't bother. The Matrix was amazing. And Dark City before it. Now its a crutch.

Posted by: Michael Puttre at April 17, 2023 05:27 PM (/77uJ)

179 > I’ll point out right at the start it says “This is a Nintendo movie” which clearly laid the marker about who was in control of the movie.

Nintendo being in charge is the whole reason we got a fun, quick moving movie with very little woke hectoring. If Nintendo hadn't held the reins closely, it would have been yet another MESSAGE movie with some Nintendo IP cut and pasted in.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 05:27 PM (j2Xg6)

180 The video games I really want to see as movies are:

Tetris

and

PaRappa the Rapper

Maybe Pong.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)

181 Soros is the closest I've ever seen to a living, breathing Bond villain.

Good description and if he wants a Jewish hero there are certainly many, many more to chose from than Soros. How about Daniel? (Whoops; He's from the Bible. Can't use him.) How about Viktor Frankl who was in a concentration camp?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:28 PM (Keyt1)

182 He claims they were "distanced" from the woman he killed for years.

***

Baldwin took away any chance of them reconnecting with her.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 17, 2023 05:28 PM (vHIgi)

183 Ben Awfuck? The one who didn't want to see any movie with a rethugliKKKan on the screen?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 17, 2023 05:29 PM (2c8rh)

184 “Human empathy. It’s as useless as the Winter Olympics.”

Posted by: Jack Donaghy at April 17, 2023 05:29 PM (VsUo2)

185 Her family really didn't care for her, and they ought to pay me for sparing them any further contact.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 17, 2023 05:29 PM (ppBhU)

186 I'd trade Ben Affleck and 2 players to be named later to get Gilbert Gottfried back.
Posted by: garrett

The schmuck who thought the sexual molestation of the cast of Full House was comedy?

That guy? He can rot.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 17, 2023 05:30 PM (iKBwy)

187 Hilaria calls me "killer" in bed, and our sex life has never been better.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 17, 2023 05:31 PM (j2Xg6)

188 > The video games I really want to see as movies are:
___________

Pitfall and Contra

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)

189 Bennie Afleck was the most convincing Batman I've ever seen. Who wants to fight me?!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 05:31 PM (V4X9X)

190 Video games as movies:

Team Fortress 2.

They had a comic going at one point basically. The fan base is smaller by the day but Valve had a ton of fun making movies about the character classes and even created their own in-game editing widget and were holding contests for fan-made movies.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2023 05:32 PM (z/ifB)

191 188 > The video games I really want to see as movies are:
___________

Pitfall and Contra

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)

Berzerk.

"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 05:33 PM (N3zMI)

192 180 The video games I really want to see as movies are:

Tetris

***

Probably not what you mean, but the Apple tv docudrama "Tetris" is a fun watch.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 17, 2023 05:33 PM (vHIgi)

193
Ben Awfuck? The one who didn't want to see any movie with a rethugliKKKan on the screen?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions


The very one who was shown to have slaveholding ancestors on Henry Louis Gates' show, "Let's Shake Your Family Tree and See How Many Bad Apples Fall Out if It?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2023 05:33 PM (pNxlR)

194 Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 05:24 PM (j2Xg6)

Too bad we can't have a fight of Soros and Schwab in boxing shorts duking it out for "Bond Villian" title. It would be nice
if they went some rounds without gloves and knocked each other out permanently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 05:33 PM (Keyt1)

195 Soros is the closest I've ever seen to a living, breathing Bond villain.
*****
His son Alexander is suppose to be worse

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 05:33 PM (NpAcC)

196 Movie idea: an actor accidentally kills someone on set but never is held accountable and never expresses remorse.
The incident launches him into a second career as a serial killer.
Posted by: N, L.


almost sounds like a "Columbo" episode.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at April 17, 2023 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

197 NOOD: DeSatanis

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)

198 Noodlum

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2023 05:34 PM (N3zMI)

199 The video game I really want to see as a movie:

Solitaire



Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

200 Couldn't he just have shot one of his brothers and done us all a favor? My nomination: Stephen

Posted by: One Baldwin is more than enough at April 17, 2023 05:37 PM (VsUo2)

201 The video games I really want to see as movies are:

Tetris

and

PaRappa the Rapper

Maybe Pong.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)


Frogger. It would be easy to film. Just go to Chicago with all the idiots burning cars and shooting pedestrians.

Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2023 05:38 PM (FJYfm)

202 187 Hilaria calls me "killer" in bed, and our sex life has never been better.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 17, 2023 05:31 PM (j2Xg6)

That should be "Keeeeeler"

Posted by: Chuck N at April 17, 2023 05:50 PM (g5x/H)

203 Just got a look at Baldwin's filing, available here:

https://tinyurl.com/58xhz557
(click on "court filing").

Looks like a legit legal argument; a required element of the claim is that the complaining surviving relative be either a spouse (Cali law) or someone in a "sufficiently close relationship" (New Mexico law) for the claim to even get past demurrer stage. So it's a matter of whether they alleged the proper facts to state a claim in the first place. IOW it's a legitimate motion to file at this stage of the proceedings. Beyond that no idea whether it is correct on the legal merits of the argument.

Remember the lawyer suing him is Gloria Allred, so there's that.

Posted by: Rich at April 17, 2023 06:16 PM (MoY2b)

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