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The Democrats' Scheme to Replace Dianne Feinstein on the Judiciary Committee, Temporarily, Requires Republicans to Assent to the Scheme.They Should Refuse that Assent.

It is an open secret that Dianne Feinstein is even more mentally incapacitated than Joe Biden. But she hails from a one-party state, and that party has been covering up her dementia for a decade.

She's 89. Just a few years older than Biden.

She's now been out of the Senate for six weeks due to shingles, and Democrats are calling for her resignation, as, without her vote on the Judiciary Committee, they can't pass through all of Biden's unqualified leftwing diversity checklist picks.

She refused to resign -- or her handlers refused on her behalf, wanting to keep their jobs -- but allowed that she would deign to someone replacing her on the Committee on a temporary basis.

But, Christopher Bedford points out, that scheme requires Republicans to cooperate.

And they should refuse that cooperation.

Republicans have the power, too: Committee assignments are decided at the beginning of the session, either by unanimous consent or, if contested, by the vote of at least 60 senators. Democrats certainly hope they can just brush this through under the former, but what reason does Sen. Josh Hawley, or maybe Sen. Mike Lee, or Sen. J.D. Vance have to let that one pass them by?

Then if one senator says no, the whole thing's got to come to a vote, and while people like Sen. Mitt Romney might be happy to fill benches with left-wing judges in the name of "decency" or some other principle long ago extinguished by left-wing activists, getting nine other Republicans to join him might prove more difficult.

I'm less and less interested in what the indecent Pierre Delicto thinks constitutes "decency."


The task of persuading 10 Republicans to cooperate with the president's judicial agenda will prove even more difficult if Sen. Mitch McConnell -- himself just out of the hospital (and seven years older than Josef Stalin was when he died) -- holds the line. While populist conservatives may have little love for the minority leader, they must give him credit for hard-nosed judiciary tactics.

No one's talking about government funding here, or defense, or some other thing sacred to the old guard of the GOP. At issue is an essentially lawless administration seeding the court with the types of judges who will uphold their lawlessness. Why cooperate in that?

Weak-kneed Republicans might suggest not cooperating with the Democrats on this issue would be poor form or set a bad precedent. Those Republicans might need reminding that mild-mannered Brett Kavanaugh was falsely accused of being a serial rapist in front of the entire country. Poor form? Bad precedents? In the context of today's political battles, those ideas hold little sway.

And let no man mention "normalcy."

Posted by: Ace at 02:39 PM




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1 FAILURE THEATRE!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (N1DT3)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (53oGX)

3 BOLD!

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (53oGX)

4 Bold

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

5 Ooo, I even get to make a bold first.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (N1DT3)

6 Hold the line for republicans meets wait 24 hours, then fold in the most spectacular fashion possible.

Posted by: lorien1973 at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (Lavx8)

7 Saying no? That's not who they are.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (dTFZY)

8

Posted by: The Honorable Mayor of Chicago at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (PiwSw)

9 "If we do this for Democrats, then Democrats will help us destroy conservatives."
-Mitt Romney

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

10 Who keeps looting ace's closing HTML tags today?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (YIVH2)

11 If we say it in bold will they get the message?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2023 02:40 PM (z/ifB)

12 "senatorial courtesy" "reach across the aisle" blah blah blah

uniparty will uniparty

Posted by: brak at April 17, 2023 02:41 PM (25k9m)

13 Ain't gonna happen... McConnell is coming back

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:41 PM (bs+z0)

14 I keep telling you, it's "Reparative Justice".

Posted by: The Honorable Mayor of Chicago at April 17, 2023 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

15 Remember when someone on DiFi's staff announced she was stepping down, then DiFi came out and said, "WHAT? NO I'M NOT!"

That was hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 02:41 PM (j2Xg6)

16 I could've sworn we had this post last week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

17 >>But, Christopher Bedford points out, that scheme requires Republicans to cooperate.

And they should refuse that cooperation.


I predict they will cooperate- that time-honored 'reaching across the aisle' shit
Miss Lindsey out in front

Posted by: DB - considering the source at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8)

18 Heh. Bold Old Bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)

19 Let's not be hasty. What are Rs going to get in exchange? Make it really worthwhile.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (xNg0H)

20 GOPe doesn't have the balls to refuse.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

21 Never underestimate the capability of the GOP to f' things up.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (iayUP)

22 Ace - assume you're seeing the arrests about China spying on us from their 'police station' in NYC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

23 But, Christopher Bedford points out, that scheme requires Republicans to cooperate.

And they should refuse that cooperation.


They should, but they won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (Y2tls)

24 I see Frankenman is coming back tonight from his looney bin stay....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

25 I don't want to spoil the ending, but . . . the Republicans will cooperate

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

26

*crickets*

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (vwCZJ)

27 I'm sure we can count on McConnell to hold the line, right?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (pfnnM)

28 Well, this seems troubling:

Deposits at JPMorgan, Wells Fargo and Bank of America are expected to have tumbled $521 billion from a year earlier, the biggest drop in a decade, according to analysts’ estimates, per BI.

https://bit.ly/40apJYN

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (j2Xg6)

29 Remember when someone on DiFi's staff announced she was stepping down, then DiFi came out and said, "WHAT? NO I'M NOT!"

That was hilarious.
Posted by: bonhomme

Get on the cart!
But I don't want to.
You're dead.
No I'm not.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (Y2tls)

30 So, to continue our discussion of Beehive rounds and Maxim guns...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

31 China spying on US IS not news news...

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (xNg0H)

32 With 12 you get eggroll.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)

33 the fault lies with the voters who keep reelecting these corpses

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (V6W16)

34 "Working together" and "reaching across the aisle" are code words for "conservatives should stock up on lube."

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (DcKNO)

35 33 the fault lies with the voters who keep reelecting these corpses
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (V6W16)
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This. Don't give them a pass for the choices they've made.

Posted by: WisRich at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

36 Beehive rounds didn't do much for the Yamato.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (rj6Yv)

37 34 "Working together" and "reaching across the aisle" are code words for "conservatives should stock up on lube."
Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (DcKNO)

WAAAAAAYYYYY ahead of you!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

38 I don't want to spoil the ending, but . . . the Republicans will cooperate
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

...

Have we even blocked any judicial nominees? The team that has been rubber stamping all Biden's appointments is not suddenly going to get all uppity and find a clever procedural way to slow it all down.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (z/ifB)

39 Huh. Never knew committee assignments required 60 votes (if UC not obtained). Then again, wasn't my area, and as I recall back then unanimous consent (simple voice vote procedure on the floor) was all that was ever required to rubber-stamp the caucuses' committee assignments.

If it were the House, I could imagine (barely) the GOP not playing ball here (they're acting scared, though in such a transparent/amateurish fashion that it's actually comical). Senate? LOL. However the 60-vote requirement could be a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (OTzUX)

40 Headline in the NY Post tomorrow:

Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (XGZoL)

41 31 China spying on US IS not news news...
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 02:44 PM (xNg0H)

It is when they're doing it under Fat Albert's nose while he harasses a political candidate

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

42 Seems beehive rounds fired from an Abrams into a crowd would be messy

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 17, 2023 02:46 PM (/6GbT)

43 The Republicans should refuse? Fuck, now I’m going to be in suspense wondering WTF they will do!!!(biting fingernails)

Posted by: JROD at April 17, 2023 02:46 PM (IiOJn)

44 You think someone like Pelosi of Chuck U Fumer would do the same for Republicans ?

Nahhh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 17, 2023 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

45 They killed comedy when they should have killed comity.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 02:46 PM (8c8Y3)

46 If only the Republicans had “quality” candidates like Biden, Feinstein and Fetterman.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2023 02:46 PM (ruW19)

47
the fault lies with the voters who keep reelecting these corpses
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
================

yep

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (vwCZJ)

48 I see Frankenman is coming back tonight from his looney bin stay....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)


Please oh please have him placed in a Capt. Pike beeping chair.


Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

49 Im sure Thom "the turd" Tillis will vote yes

Posted by: TC in NC at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (FjlUt)

50 The iconic Northwest outdoor equipment cooperative, REI, is closing its location in a formerly trendy part of Portland, citing "safety issues".

The three suburban REIs will remain open.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

51 Republicans have the power, too: Committee assignments are decided at the beginning of the session, either by unanimous consent or, if contested, by the vote of at least 60 senators. Democrats certainly hope they can just brush this through under the former, but what reason does Sen. Josh Hawley, or maybe Sen. Mike Lee, or Sen. J.D. Vance have to let that one pass them by?
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Comity and bipartisanship. It's the right thing to do. Fighting something like this is not who we are.

Posted by: GOP at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

52 the GOP is already caving to Bud, so them going along with this would be par for the course.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (dKiJG)

53 22 Ace - assume you're seeing the arrests about China spying on us from their 'police station' in NYC?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

Which, while good, probably more signs of something happening over Taiwan in the not-so-distant future.

At least in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

54 I look forward to the future, when the Senate is composed of heads in jars, the ancient Senators long detached from their geriatric bodies, fed a steady diet of adenochrome and lobbyist money

Posted by: brak at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (25k9m)

55 Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden and McConnell walk into a bar...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (rJ7Hd)

56 Any reliable info on how effective the beehive rounds were against US aircraft? I think Musashi used them too, in her death battle?

In any case, those rounds would be pretty effective at street level during mostly peaceful riots. The cannister round the M1 tank uses is the sort of thing that gives one a warm, calm feeling deep inside - though I'm not sure it's ever been used.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (OTzUX)

57 50 The iconic Northwest outdoor equipment cooperative, REI, is closing its location in a formerly trendy part of Portland, citing "safety issues".

LOL.. Serves the stupid socialist company right

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

58 ...while people like Sen. Mitt Romney might be happy to fill benches with left-wing judges in the name of "decency" or some other principle long ago extinguished by left-wing activists, getting nine other Republicans to join him might prove more difficult.
++++
Nearly half of the Republican caucus voted to confirm Merrick Garland.

There will be no problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

59 Comity, my friends.

Posted by: zombie John McCain, frozen in Cocytus at April 17, 2023 02:49 PM (ivvNA)

60 Well hell, the let that dead guy from PA vote, so why not.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2023 02:49 PM (MF3yS)

61 What does Don Jr. say? That's what really matters. Our next Secretary of Bad Beards.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (MS5ih)

62 MSM angst over the NC General Assembly's newly-acquired GOP supermajority warms my heart. If only DC Republicans had the same level of intestinal fortitude.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)

63 59 Comity, my friends.
Posted by: zombie John McCain, frozen in Cocytus at April 17, 2023 02:49 PM (ivvNA)

Said with a Sylvester the cat lisp

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

64 Its a political crappy thing to do, the kind of back stabbing inner council trading, nasty stuff everyone hates in government, but its what the democrats have been doing for 30+ years now. Yeah. Pull the trigger, the only way to handle this stuff is through nasty political chicanery. That's the way the game is played, so the Republicans have to play it, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (0hOvj)

65 Yikes! Any mention of that fucking shape-shifter, Willard Romney, forces my scrotum to tighten up against the onslaught of idiocy that I know will be spewing from his filthy mouth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (V4X9X)

66 For Just Lily - Paul's Treehouse


https://tinyurl.com/3vpbc4rb

Posted by: Kids sometimes get it before the adults do at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (SoDHq)

67 That boy Tillis is a fine man. No need to worry about him. And one of us, not like those young newcomers, or that New Yawk guy with the funny hair.

Posted by: zombie Nip Sip at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (OTzUX)

68 I hope there's a derailing train out there with Pierre Dilecto's name on it

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (VTu1l)

69 the GOP is already caving to Bud, so them going along with this would be par for the course.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 02:47 PM (dKiJG)
++++
Politicians are the worst kinds of scumbags in the world. Anyone who listens to a politician's advice on anything - even something as minor as beer - should be made fun of. Maybe even shunned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

70 Psychologist Evaluating Fetterman: What is 18th letter of the alphabet?

Fetterman: Rrrrrrrr!

PEF: What is the third person plural present tense verb form of "to be"?

Fetterman: Rrrrrrr!

PEF: He's good to go.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (FVME7)

71 Republicans aren't interested in opposing Democrats. They're part of the same party.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (xcxpd)

72 Nearly half of the Republican caucus voted to confirm Merrick Garland.

Way too many Republicans are working on the old, now destroyed model of "you approve the president's choices unless they are extremely bad or wrong." Its basically a rubber stamp for Republicans, and used to be for Democrats before Justice Thomas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)

73 But, Christopher Bedford points out, that scheme requires Republicans to cooperate.

And they should refuse that cooperation.


Have we heard Jr Trump's and/or Bruce-ette Jenner's opinion yet???

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (LLddH)

74 In any case, those rounds would be pretty effective at street level during mostly peaceful riots. The cannister round the M1 tank uses is the sort of thing that gives one a warm, calm feeling deep inside - though I'm not sure it's ever been used.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (OTzUX)
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There's a first time for everything!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (YIVH2)

75 How can Feinstein's driver earn his commission from the CCP if she's been defenstrated off the 3rd floor balcony in the senate?

Everyone needs a living wage you know.

Posted by: Scott_T at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (2waQ7)

76 Kinda gives us an idea of just how vile and Machiavellian our government folks are.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (anj39)

77 Way too many Republicans are working on the old, now destroyed model of "you approve the president's choices unless they are extremely bad or wrong." Its basically a rubber stamp for Republicans, and used to be for Democrats before Justice Thomas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)
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They never meant that. Well, maybe at some point in the Way Way Before they believed that. Not anytime recently. They are on the same side, and want the same things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)

78 Promise more money for Ukraine 🇺🇦
I’m in!

Posted by: Immortal Turtle at April 17, 2023 02:52 PM (YTBIQ)

79 Pierre Delicto is a negative indicator.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2023 02:52 PM (rJ48h)

80 Seems beehive rounds fired from an Abrams into a crowd would be messy
==
Think Frappe or perhaps Pudding.

Posted by: It depends on crowd density at April 17, 2023 02:52 PM (pLzp6)

81 Way too many Republicans are working on the old, now destroyed model

*************

GOP is 50 years behind the times, but that's ok because playing by the new rules is not who we are

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Currently Sipping Bud Light and HIV Laced Dildos at April 17, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

82 Any hope of a coronal mass ejection heading our way? That is about the only hope left.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 17, 2023 02:53 PM (lTGtQ)

83 So Fetterman is cured of depression and lack of brain activity due to a stroke?

I think the medical community is holding out on the American people. They can do miracles but are keeping them from the little people.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:54 PM (DcKNO)

84 Can't she use her Chinese Communist spy-handler-cum-chauffeur of 20 years as her proxy?

He'd fit right in ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 02:54 PM (p/ivb)

85 Got REI giftcards for years from a family member. Thankfully it's stopped. Though there's no way around idiotic "climate" nonsense-addled stupidity in any company dealing with outdoor activity. One of the thousand little bits of torture in just doing mundane things in this dumbed-down country.

Used to use REI a lot, got some great stuff there I still use.

And I used to run into John Riggins at the REI store out in Bailey's Crossroads, VA (? think that's where it is) back in the 90s, several different times I was there. He was friendly and just as advertised, good old boy.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

86 81 GOP is 50 years behind the times, but that's ok because playing by the new rules is not who we are
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Currently Sipping Bud Light and HIV Laced Dildos at April 17, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

=========

GOP plays by the new rules. They really do.

Their targets are just not Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

87 Let's not be hasty. What are Rs going to get in exchange? Make it really worthwhile.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (xNg0H)


===============

A positive mention on page A37 of the NYT.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (Z32m1)

88 54 I look forward to the future, when the Senate is composed of heads in jars, the ancient Senators long detached from their geriatric bodies, fed a steady diet of adenochrome and lobbyist money
Posted by: brak
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I look forward to a horse being made Senator. Sen. Kerry did not count. We already have a brain AB Normal Fetterman.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (ha/xH)

89 Given what they've done to Trump and the political J6 victims, I saw the GOP should tell the Democrats "no".

Posted by: setnaffa at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (rZVTl)

90 87 Let's not be hasty. What are Rs going to get in exchange? Make it really worthwhile.
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 02:42 PM (xNg0H)

===============

A positive mention on page A37 of the NYT.
Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (Z32m1)

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"We can give you a negative mention across the entire paper instead."
"We'll take it!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

91
So Fetterman is cured of depression and lack of brain activity due to a stroke?
=================

w-w-what's a-uh,, uh-uh a-a-a-stroke?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (vwCZJ)

92 74 In any case, those rounds would be pretty effective at street level during mostly peaceful riots. The cannister round the M1 tank uses is the sort of thing that gives one a warm, calm feeling deep inside - though I'm not sure it's ever been used.
Posted by: rhomboid

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Modern version of a 'whiff of grapeshot'? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 02:56 PM (ha/xH)

93 TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO POST HAS GONE BEFORE!!!

ACE TREK

Posted by: Lamont Shatner at April 17, 2023 02:56 PM (wtvvX)

94 > Any hope of a coronal mass ejection heading our way? That is about the only hope left.

I read a book about this the other day called Aurora. It's a fictional thriller about a CME that knocks out nearly every electronic thing in most of the world for 18 months. Not the greatest book, but it was good enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 02:56 PM (j2Xg6)

95
So Fetterman is cured of depression and lack of brain activity due to a stroke?


They adjusted his medicine... wink,wink

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 02:56 PM (bs+z0)

96 Today, we're going to replace everyone in government with cans of Spam! Let's see if anyone notices!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (rJ7Hd)

97 MSM angst over the NC General Assembly's newly-acquired GOP supermajority warms my heart. If only DC Republicans had the same level of intestinal fortitude.

*********

on a related note i was reading about the track record of GOP state legislatures, and Wyoming is one of the worst. The better state legislatures with reliable records were Florida, NC, and Tennessee

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (VTu1l)

98 Imagine the IRS collecting 5 trillion dollars in taxes in 2022 and that not being enough to cover Federal spending. Because that's where we are.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (lEU8g)

99 97 on a related note i was reading about the track record of GOP state legislatures, and Wyoming is one of the worst. The better state legislatures with reliable records were Florida, NC, and Tennessee
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (VTu1l)

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Most Republican states are machine states first and foremost. Machines look after themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

100 The repukelicans refusing to assent would be like Kamala
The Whore refusing to ATM Willie Brown.

Ain't Happening.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2023 02:58 PM (rUKH1)

101 She may have shingles but I don't believe that is why she is not at work. Her mind has been slipping for quite a while now and her staffers have had to cover for her daily. When it was announced that she wouldn't run anymore, she was asked about that later in the day. She said that she hadn't decided yet and a staffer had to quickly remind her that yes, she would not be running again. To that she answered "Well, it is what it is". This is the Democrats MO - keep the mentally impaired in office and make up excuses on why they need medical treatment and time off, etc. Look at POTUS.

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2023 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

102 98 Imagine the IRS collecting 5 trillion dollars in taxes in 2022 and that not being enough to cover Federal spending. Because that's where we are.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (lEU8g)

========

It's because the rich aren't paying their fair share.

I say tax them at 90% again.

I'm not being sarcastic. Tax them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

103 Imagine the IRS collecting 5 trillion dollars in taxes in 2022 and that not being enough to cover Federal spending. Because that's where we are.
==
So the thieves are actually able to steal more than we actually have to steal.

Posted by: Because its clownworld at April 17, 2023 02:58 PM (zLL1J)

104 Why don't they just seize all the rich guys money? Surely we could pay off the world's entire debt!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ7Hd)

105
I say tax them at 90% again.

I'm not being sarcastic. Tax them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

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What's the cut off for "rich?"

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (DcKNO)

106 Think I recall video of the Abrams cannister round being fired in some mock-up urban setting. Definitely reached porn level. SMH might know if any were used in Iraq, but I don't think so. Really more the nature of the scrap than ROE, but artillery and stimulating things like cannister just didn't have much application.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

107 105 What's the cut off for "rich?"
Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (DcKNO)

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$10,000 a year.

America needs to hurt to learn its lesson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

108 Beautiful day out thar !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (T4tVD)

109 I bet the Senate Lemon Parties are a hoot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (up/3i)

110 66 For Just Lily - Paul's Treehouse


https://tinyurl.com/3vpbc4rb
Posted by: Kids sometimes get it before the adults do at April 17, 2023 02:50 PM (SoDHq)

Thank you.

Loved the story.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (pfnnM)

111 104 Why don't they just seize all the rich guys money? Surely we could pay off the world's entire debt!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ7Hd)

What's the fun in that ? They'd rather nickel and dime us

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (bs+z0)

112 I read a book about this the other day called Aurora. It's a fictional thriller about a CME that knocks out nearly every electronic thing in most of the world for 18 months. Not the greatest book, but it was good enough.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 02:56 PM (j2Xg6)



I thought I'd check it out, so I popped on over to Amazon.

Holy Crap, they want $15 for the Kindle version.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ZSK0i)

113 39 Huh. Never knew committee assignments required 60 votes (if UC not obtained). Then again, wasn't my area, and as I recall back then unanimous consent (simple voice vote procedure on the floor) was all that was ever required to rubber-stamp the caucuses' committee assignments.

If it were the House, I could imagine (barely) the GOP not playing ball here (they're acting scared, though in such a transparent/amateurish fashion that it's actually comical). Senate? LOL. However the 60-vote requirement could be a thing.
Posted by: rhomboid
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If the GOP was serious about stopping Biden and the Dems instead of joining in on looting the Republic, a sole senator can gum up the works and stop the Senate simply by refusing to consent.

Committee assignments can be changed via the initial agreement but it requires unanimous consent. Failing that, debate and a vote--since it is not subject to the special rules of reconciliation, then it can be filibustered unless the Dems carve out another filibuster exception via appeal to the ruling of the chair motion.

That no GOP senator does indicates they are perfectly fine with the death of the Republic.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ha/xH)

114 What's the cut off for "rich?"
Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (DcKNO)
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It doesn't matter. Within 10 years, it is "more than $1.00"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

115 Buenos Dias Comrades! Democrats are pomisin quite generous levels of free KY Jelly to all good Americanos who are will to support their plan to temporarily replace Senator Fienstein on the committee. Thhere are those who tell you "temporary" is forever in government, and that is true, but she won't be there forever, no matter how much we all love that cute-as-a-button little face of hers.

Posted by: Sen. Boneless Pork Rctum (U-Utah) at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (Y729n)

116 112 I thought I'd check it out, so I popped on over to Amazon.

Holy Crap, they want $15 for the Kindle version.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ZSK0i)

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Mine are less than that.

*whistle innocently*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

117 As a gesture of comity and bi-partisanship, I endorse the scheme of my friends across the aisle.
Now we can return to the business of America and pass this 1 trillion dollar bill for the noble people of Ukr...

(Dr. Claw has appeared followed by the sound of McConnell bouncing down another flight of stairs.)

Posted by: Senator Mitch McTurtle at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (JTztk)

118 What's the fun in that ? They'd rather nickel and dime us
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (bs+z0)

Also the real treasure trove is retirement accounts. There's been plans floated since at least 2012 about making people give up their 401ks and putting all that money into some kind of "secured" government bennies pool.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 17, 2023 03:01 PM (Rl7KJ)

119 Committee assignments can be changed via the initial agreement but it requires unanimous consent. Failing that, debate and a vote--since it is not subject to the special rules of reconciliation, then it can be filibustered unless the Dems carve out another filibuster exception via appeal to the ruling of the chair motion.

That no GOP senator does indicates they are perfectly fine with the death of the Republic.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ha/xH)
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As long as they get to soak their beaks and get invited to the hip soirees, they're totally fine with it. Those are the "good" ones. The worse ones are enthusiastic about it on its own terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (t0OGg)

120 on a related note i was reading about the track record of GOP state legislatures, and Wyoming is one of the worst. The better state legislatures with reliable records were Florida, NC, and Tennessee
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Without meaningful competition, the GOP is as bad in power as the Dems and many of the GOP members will inevitably be Democrats in sheep skins to get into office.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (ha/xH)

121 my keyboard seems to be garbling my typing even more than usual!

maybe I should run for Senate from California, where that sort of problem is hardly noticed...

Posted by: Sen. Boneless Pork Rectum (U-Utah) at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (Y729n)

122 Holy Crap, they want $15 for the Kindle version.

Way too many books selling like that. Well, asking, I question how many actually sell. I'll pay 15 bucks for a new book, but kindle isn't worth more than 5. The author makes more money off a 5 dollar ebook than a 15 dollar print book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)

123 So Fetterman is cured of depression and lack of brain activity due to a stroke?
=================

w-w-what's a-uh,, uh-uh a-a-a-stroke?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 17, 2023 02:55 PM (vwCZJ)

People try to put him d-down (Talkin' 'bout my Fetteration)
'cause his neckhump gets around (Talkin' 'bout my Fetteration)

Posted by: Lamont Shatner at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (wtvvX)

124 "Weak-kneed Republicans"

That registers a 12 on the redundancy spectrum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (KSNKu)

125
The Stupid Party will eventually help the Democrats.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (t6XCL)

Posted by: Lamont Shatner at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

127 As long as they get to soak their beaks and get invited to the hip soirees, they're totally fine with it. Those are the "good" ones. The worse ones are enthusiastic about it on its own terms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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The worst of them like McCain, Lizard Cheney, and Ladybugs Lindsay want Americans to die so that they can get their grift.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (ha/xH)

128 Senate R assholes are secreting and dripping Just at the mere mention of the need for R consent.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (0JErC)

129 Any hope of a coronal mass ejection heading our way? That is about the only hope left.

One just missed us a few weeks ago. It came out of the Sun on the side opposite of Earth.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (Z32m1)

130 122 Way too many books selling like that. Well, asking, I question how many actually sell. I'll pay 15 bucks for a new book, but kindle isn't worth more than 5. The author makes more money off a 5 dollar ebook than a 15 dollar print book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)

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Assuming independent publishing. I would imagine publishing houses that do Kindle stuff make a whole lot of what an independent author would get from a Kindle sale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

131 Mine are less than that.

*whistle innocently*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And worth the price. Support your fellow moron

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (0hOvj)

132

That no GOP senator does indicates they are perfectly fine with the death of the Republic.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ha/xH)

No budget money? They'll default. Gleefully.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (j4U/Z)

133 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (DhOHl)

134 Tax day for me - still amazed that I pay a fortune in property taxes so our locals can build football stadiums and daycares for the increasingly illegal population and then I get to write a check to a federal government that hates me as much as I do them.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (oWBc3)

135 Diane Feinstein was a lost cause 20 years ago. Sadly, you see her corporeal rot reflected in the decay of the Bay Area. And it only gets better!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (V4X9X)

136 Today, we're going to replace everyone in government with cans of Spam! Let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:57 PM (rJ7Hd)
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Unbeknownst to AlaBAMA, their brains were replaced with cans of discount SPAM-knock-off a long time ago.

Exhibit A: John Fetterman

Exhibit B: Dianne Feinstein

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

137 What's the cut off for "rich?"

****************

Start with trillion dollar and multi billion dollar companies then ask, did they vote for commie shitlibs?

I'm perfectly fine with taxing 95% of Disney, Amazon, Google, AB, Walmart, etc, net assets

libs should be fine with that, no?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (VTu1l)

138 The Senate needs to get the country's business done.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 17, 2023 03:04 PM (j40lz)

139 Kari Lake actually - though half-apologetically - did point out that the GOP, the Maricopa GOP, was a key player in the election she credibly believes was stolen from her. Half-apologetic because GOP county organization meeting she was talking to. Interestingly, not any sign of discomfort with that, people booed and groaned in a clearly approving way.

Yeah it's the CA GOP, but I think most people still don't realize how jaw-droppingly out of touch and useless most of them are. Talking with a youngish new-and-rising guy who ran for a House seat here after - the one concept that literally never (still) occurs to him when it comes to raising the 30% voter participation rate of GOP-registered voters in CA - give them something to vote for. It's surreal.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (OTzUX)

140 Way too many books selling like that. Well, asking, I question how many actually sell. I'll pay 15 bucks for a new book, but kindle isn't worth more than 5. The author makes more money off a 5 dollar ebook than a 15 dollar print book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)



I might have gone as high as $9.99 but $15 trips my "Unuh, get screwed" response.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (ZSK0i)

141 The lights are going out all over the world...

@Breaking911 · 9 minutes
WATCH: Power goes out during House Judiciary Committee hearing in Manhattan on NYC crime

https://tinyurl.com/bdcpkpmx

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)

142 A horse in the Senate will always say 'Nay.' Maybe we need to start The Horse Party?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (Hudry)

143 132

That no GOP senator does indicates they are perfectly fine with the death of the Republic.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (ha/xH)

No budget money? They'll default. Gleefully.
Posted by: Auspex
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Yep. To quote a british saying, 'I'm alright Jack' is how the GOP senators feel about the plebes.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (ha/xH)

144 Mine are less than that.

*whistle innocently*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

He meant he wanted to buy 'good' books.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

145
Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 03:03 PM (Z32m1)

Need a Carrington size CME.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (t6XCL)

146 Norms and non-bold text restored!

Posted by: Muh fonts! at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (V6LRK)

147 Holy Crap, they want $15 for the Kindle version.

Yeah, it's getting bad. I have to really, really want something to even think about shelling that out on my Kindle account. I've cut way back on purchases.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (Xrfse)

148 Go Kevin McCarthy, here is your next challenge.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (KATBx)

149 141 The lights are going out all over the world...

@Breaking911 · 9 minutes
WATCH: Power goes out during House Judiciary Committee hearing in Manhattan on NYC crime

https://tinyurl.com/bdcpkpmx
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)

More wind and solar!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

150 Hundreds of attendees were visibly uncomfortable in videos posted on Twitter as they struggled to get what appeared to be thousands of cockroaches and grasshoppers off of them.

The locusts were likely the result of significant rainfall in Mecca that usually does not occur until later in the year.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

151 144 Mine are less than that.

*whistle innocently*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

He meant he wanted to buy 'good' books.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

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BURN!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

152 /off fey sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

153 Yeah it's the CA GOP, but I think most people still don't realize how jaw-droppingly out of touch and useless most of them are. Talking with a youngish new-and-rising guy who ran for a House seat here after - the one concept that literally never (still) occurs to him when it comes to raising the 30% voter participation rate of GOP-registered voters in CA - give them something to vote for. It's surreal.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Not really. The GOP in California is like those of a time gone by in the South. They exist only to share the loot and patronage--not to win elections.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (ha/xH)

154 The Senate needs to get the country's business done.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto

Looting the treasury?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)

155 148 Go Kevin McCarthy, here is your next challenge.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 03:06 PM (KATBx)

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What does the Speaker of the House have to do with committee assignments in the Senate?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

156 @Breaking911
WATCH: Power goes out during House Judiciary Committee hearing in Manhattan on NYC crime
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
In order to be truly ironic, it has to be due to:
1. Criminals stealing copper wire right out of the ground, or looting substations, South Africa style
2. Power production failure due to "green" energy
3. Both 1 and 2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

157 Seems odd that they were able to put out word weeks ago that Fetterman would be discharged and back the week of April 17. Didn't think doctors could be that specific with a discharge date weeks beforehand, what with the potential for changes in the clinical circumstances.

So it makes me wonder if he was actually in on an involuntary hold that was set to expire on a date certain.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (CcoDx)

158 I would imagine publishing houses that do Kindle stuff make a whole lot of what an independent author would get from a Kindle sale.

True, I don't know the breakdown but I strongly suspect that like print, the author gets crumbs and the publisher gets the steak dinner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

159 I wonder if it could ever be made a rule that members of Congress have to show up in person to vote, and must vote without being prompted.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (xhaym)

160 Looting the treasury?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)
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Where have you been? The treasury's empty. Has been for years.

We're looting you directly now. And we won't be stopped.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

161 But.... if we give the dems what they want they might consider giving us something later!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (slgIg)

162 Fetterman is coming back and this time it's personal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)

163 154 The Senate needs to get the country's business done.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto

Looting the treasury?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)

----

Heh

Except the Treasury has been long gone. They're looking to eff our savings and investments. Then our cash. Their scheme for digital currency is on the way!

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (DcKNO)

164 Its simple. The bitch is their problem. She doesn't show up to work, and I doubt they can replace her with anyone worse. Tough shit, DNC.

Posted by: Tailor at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (zpt1t)

165 161 But.... if we give the dems what they want they might consider giving us something later!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (slgIg)

==========

"Yeah, tools to defeat conservatives."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

166 I'm old enough to remember when it was sooooooo funny to refer to Brezhnev as a corpse, and how the Politburo was too scared to replace him with a live human.

Now here we are. Not just the Fingerf**ker in Chief in the White House, but zombies on both sides of the aisle in the Senate.

No wonder the Deep State wants to rule everything. The elected are not to be trusted wiping their own arseholes, let alone deciding how NOT to provoke the Rooskies from firing Nooks at us.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (96HZI)

167 I thought I'd check it out, so I popped on over to Amazon.

Holy Crap, they want $15 for the Kindle version.


I got my digital copy from the local library.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (j2Xg6)

168 The Biden administration and its party are a catastrophic event that will destroy the US.

Republicans offer us lawnchairs and Bud Light; they see it as a viewing party.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (fxCK2)

169 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

I just re-filled it.

They're thirsty today.

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (T4tVD)

170 In order to be truly ironic, it has to be due to:
1. Criminals stealing copper wire right out of the ground, or looting substations, South Africa style
2. Power production failure due to "green" energy
3. Both 1 and 2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

A culpable DEI engineer certainly would rank in the top three.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (KSNKu)

171 Childrin of Coler will no go hungry in Chicago becuase Walmart has be closed all these stoores !!! This bothers me alot !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (B/7uq)

172 Di-Fi should refuse, they will never let her back in.
Please don't take my Fetterman away

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (Inlc1)

173 128 Senate R assholes are secreting and dripping Just at the mere mention of the need for R consent.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters

Course, they learned from their boss McConnell how to surrender one's dignity with aplomb by selling their flabby asses to the Dems but get a bunch o' generational wealth. Not much different than a toothless drug addled whore walking the streets and much less classy than the escort service whores. The Senate GOP puts out cheap to its Dem colleagues.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (ha/xH)

174 This leggy brunette on a divan is certain that the GOP will do what the Dems want and allow this nonsense to go through, but she does hope for some high drama and soundbites along the way because she does grudgingly admit that she enjoys a good circus:
https://is.gd/rV0GT7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

175 The Turtle crawled back to DC today, he will set the R Senator's straight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 03:11 PM (DMyTF)

176 Dianne Feinstein is even more mentally incapacitated than Joe Biden.

*crickets*

yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at April 17, 2023 02:43 PM (vwCZJ)
.......

OK I can comment now that John has weighed in.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2023 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

177 The dems will just seat someone else and dare the GOP to complain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 03:12 PM (slgIg)

178 What does the Speaker of the House have to do with committee assignments in the Senate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

nada. Each house sets up its own rules of procedure by the Constitution. Only limits are expulsion (2/3rds required), and adding by ordinary legislation to the constitutional requirements for holding office.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:12 PM (ha/xH)

179 Fetterman is coming back and this time it's personal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)

Better him than Elsa Lanchester, aka, his wife.

I guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:13 PM (96HZI)

180 God Damn, that chick is smoking.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:13 PM (8c8Y3)

181 The dems will just seat someone else and dare the GOP to complain.

If Republicans don't let them replace her, yeah that's probably what will happen. Some new person will just be sitting in her chair glaring defiantly at the Republicans and nobody will do anything about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:13 PM (0hOvj)

182 Pierre Delecto will mewl out something to the effect of " while I disagree with Dems as I'm severely conservative good form requires me to support a replacement for my wonderful colleague "
Delecto continued "in order to continue showing good form I will begin taking female hormones, have my penis removed and have a shiny new vagina implanted. Henceforth I will be known as Penny Delecto"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 03:13 PM (Uk8NJ)

183 that chick is smoking.

She is lovely but she forgot her pants or skirt, that t shirt isn't covering enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

184 This leggy brunette on a divan is certain that the GOP will do what the Dems want and allow this nonsense to go through, but she does hope for some high drama and soundbites along the way because she does grudgingly admit that she enjoys a good circus:
https://is.gd/rV0GT7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
.......

nice... shoes

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

185 181 The dems will just seat someone else and dare the GOP to complain.

If Republicans don't let them replace her, yeah that's probably what will happen. Some new person will just be sitting in her chair glaring defiantly at the Republicans and nobody will do anything about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That still requires a vote. Deem as seated might result in a constitutional challenge to appointees which is what this is about. Figure the GOP to sell out at a nominal price such as Ladybugs getting to date the Bud Light celebrity cause du jour.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (ha/xH)

186 Except the Treasury has been long gone. They're looking to eff our savings and investments. Then our cash. Their scheme for digital currency is on the way!

What is the "value" of a dollar ? At this point, just mass faith in its meaning.

My point being, other than a very small government - compared to a very large yet still tame mob - trying to use more carrot than stick ? Nothing. There is no intrinsic value to a dollar. Its all just dirty paper.

In some ways, I wonder why this bunch of elites is bothering to care. Just void the currency and go full command economy. Introduce another coinage.

Posted by: Tailor at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (zpt1t)

187 Mary. STOP DOUBLING UP ON ADDERAL!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)

188 I wonder if it could ever be made a rule that members of Congress have to show up in person to vote, and must vote without being prompted.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 03:08 PM (xhaym)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

No.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (j40lz)

189 >>>Republicans offer us lawnchairs and Bud Light; they see it as a viewing party.

Posted by: NaughtyPine

>Why did they put that nasty little tranny in a bubblebath with a top on to cover his tiddies? Are tranny nipples taboo now?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (V4X9X)

190 What we all should rmember is the democrats hold a 10 seat, minimum, majority. Just because the official count is 51-49 doesn't mean crap with the traitorous rinos and diablos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (17s+e)

191 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (96HZI)

192
"We need to step up and solve the problem the Democrats have." - GOPe

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (MoZTd)

193 While populist conservatives may have little love for the minority leader, they must give him credit for hard-nosed judiciary tactics.
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I have to give traitorous fuckwit scum who signed off on a trillion dollars of spending so Republicans who were recently voted in (read: the people) wouldn't have a say? And so many other fuckwit things?

For what? For doing something he's *supposed* to do? Wow, hard nosed. I think I might die from the awe it inspires that he kinda sorta 5% of the time does the shit he's expected to do.

Nah bro. I think I'm done giving credit for baby making poopy.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (BXxcV)

194 @ 155

It's called cross the aisle--use your imagination, this isn't out of the realm of possibility, if he can privately talk and give some credible evidence of support.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (KATBx)

195 Looting the treasury?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 03:07 PM (FVME7)
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Where have you been? The treasury's empty. Has been for years.

We're looting you directly now. And we won't be stopped.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 17, 2023 03:09 PM

I've been seeing bizarre comments against preppers and frugal people, suggesting that they're causing higher grocery prices because they raise demand for a limited supply of goods.

Except, there isn't really a limited supply of goods at the moment. I was thinking that some of the commenters might be trying out the idea of "wreckers and hoarders" and see if it flies.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (fxCK2)

196 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?

Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)

197 Why did they put that nasty little tranny in a bubblebath with a top on to cover his tiddies? Are tranny nipples taboo now?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (V4X9X)
===

Some things just can't be tolerated!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 03:18 PM (17s+e)

198 If 10 Republicans cross the line and allow a DiFi replacement, they may as well use Dylan Mulvaney as their next spokeswhatever. .

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 17, 2023 03:18 PM (oWBc3)

199 One possible solution ... seppuku

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

200 While populist conservatives may have little love for the minority leader, they must give him credit for hard-nosed judiciary tactics.

A very small amount of credit. But he actively worked to oppose and remove the sitting president of his own damned party and constantly works with the left to destroy the country. There's not any leeway for that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)

201 Except, there isn't really a limited supply of goods at the moment. I was thinking that some of the commenters might be trying out the idea of "wreckers and hoarders" and see if it flies.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (fxCK2)
++++
Probably some of that. Envy or resentment are probably bigger factors, but this is a "power of and" thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)

202 Why did they put that nasty little tranny in a bubblebath with a top on to cover his tiddies?

Because he's cosplaying a tween girl and in the role that kid wouldn't go topless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (0hOvj)

203 Clogginstein.... If you care so much about the Children of Color in Shit-cago, then move there and open up a store and let the "Children of Color" Rob and Loot you everyday.

Otherwiswe shut your fat ass mouth up you New England Loser Lib !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (R+nZe)

204 196 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)

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Why yes, yes I do. Oversized.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (DcKNO)

205 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)

I think of tar and feathers.

Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (j40lz)

206 Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (96HZI)

At one time it just seemed to be the country itself they were intent on destroying. But ten or fifteen short years later they're after directly perverting the innocence of children - not even their own children, but our children - and they're laughing in our fucking face about it.

I'm expecting Cambodia.

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (BXxcV)

207 I can just see the Democratic Caucus performing a ultra-extreme radical-late term abortion of Feinstein

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (RHGPo)

208 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 1h
We've spoken with 2 major law firms in Nashville who said they'd send retainer letters to represent us suing FBI and the Nashville PD to obtain the manifesto of the Nashville shooter, only to back out at the last second.

The political pressures are intense. We should see it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

209 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: BurtTC
===

Many people will understand the lesson taught from USSR of not fighting back when the government comes for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (17s+e)

210 @72 Way too many Republicans are working on the old, now destroyed model of "you approve the president's choices unless they are extremely bad or wrong." Its basically a rubber stamp for Republicans, and used to be for Democrats before Justice Thomas.

----

You misspelled Bork.

Posted by: junior at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (5pnLd)

211 She must resign from the committee. The dems then need to find a replacement.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (+DS2f)

212 Posted by: Paul Ryan, Currently Sipping Bud Light and HIV Laced Dildos at April 17, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

Our country needs you now more than ever! There’s an 89 year old bat that needs help getting herself wheeled off that cliff your famous for!

Posted by: Rex B at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (9VasJ)

213 Why did they put that nasty little tranny in a bubblebath with a top on to cover his tiddies? Are tranny nipples taboo now?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM

Because if he went topless, the hairy nipples and concavity of his chest would give the game away.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (fxCK2)

214 Is Mitch McConnell wearing a bandage around his head?

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV)

215 Speaking of Pierre Delecto, I was in Utah this last week. I saw some very concerning signs of rampant leftism, even outside of SLC.

In Cedar City, I happened to be in line to be seated behind a mentally ill couple. Both were in all black with lots of facial piercings. Both were very pale. The guy had a significant hunchback. The other guy, dressed as a girl, was in a middriff revealing top and very tight jeans.

In downtown Provo, I saw lots of rainbow flags and even some BLM signs.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (j2Xg6)

216 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?

No, but that's because I've never seen a flaccid model.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (Bd6X8)

217 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)
.........

I think of douche bags.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

218
It would be grimly amusing if our Doughface Republican senators line up to support this, only to have someone like Sinema pull the plug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2023 03:21 PM (MoZTd)

219 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:16 PM (ha/xH)

Who is "Ladybugs"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 03:21 PM (Keyt1)

220 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: BurtTC
===

Many people will understand the lesson taught from USSR of not fighting back when the government comes for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (17s+e)
***

This.
'Tis better to be the shootER than the shootEE.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 03:21 PM (anj39)

221 >>Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 1h
We've spoken with 2 major law firms in Nashville who said they'd send retainer letters to represent us suing FBI and the Nashville PD to obtain the manifesto of the Nashville shooter, only to back out at the last second.


The way they are hiding it, you'd think that Ashley Biden wrote it.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (8c8Y3)

222 Power goes out during House Judiciary Committee hearing in Manhattan on NYC crime.

The hamsters needed a 10 minute break from their wheels

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (R+nZe)

223 The way they are hiding it, you'd think that Ashley Biden wrote it.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (8c8Y3)


Da winnah!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (xhaym)

224 Can't Feinstein simply be represented by a rutabaga?

Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

225 You misspelled Bork.

Janice Rogers Brown. She was worth a fight. She told me all I needed to know about the GOP.

Posted by: Tailor at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (zpt1t)

226 215 Utah feels like it’s going CA lite.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

227 You misspelled Bork.

You're right, I forgot about him. He really was the first to get destroyed by the democrats just to keep control of the supreme court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (0hOvj)

228 208 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 1h
We've spoken with 2 major law firms in Nashville who said they'd send retainer letters to represent us suing FBI and the Nashville PD to obtain the manifesto of the Nashville shooter, only to back out at the last second.

The political pressures are intense. We should see it.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

Hey! ChatGpt or whatever it is has passed the bar exam. Maybe Glenn could get it to write the letter!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (pfnnM)

229 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (96HZI)

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Go long vodka and black markets.

In Soviet America, black market create YOU!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (hzqcW)

230 In 1985, when the first elected civilian president in nearly 20 years was set to take office in Brazil - after a long military government - the president-elect suffered a heart attack on his inauguration day. He then spent about a month at the country's premier cardiac care institute before dying. The whole time, there were "bulletins" ever hour on Brazilian TV about his status - which was reported, cryptically and increasingly, as "fine".

The whole farce led to Brazilians referring to the president-elect as "Chernenko brasileiro" - a sarcastic reference to the then-ongoing parade of elderly infirm Soviet general secretaries, and the infamous lack of straight info about their condition.

We have now apparently entered even *this* pathetic, degrading phase of decline, formerly a standard set and mostly only observed by the saddest, grungiest, most pathetic regimes and civic cultures on earth.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (OTzUX)

231 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: BurtTC

So the Gulag will be in Fargo?

Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (j40lz)

232 191 On the bright side, if we more resemble the Soviet Union of the 70s, rather than, say, the 30s, fewer of us can be expected to be deported to North Dakota, and/or shot like dogs, and we should only have a decade or so before the whole thing falls apart.
Posted by: BurtTC

You are right. The USSR system tried to reform with Gorby as we did with Trump but the system overcame both of them even where Gorby himself had a coup attempt against him at the very end and highlighted that the system could not reform itself.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (ha/xH)

233 Can't Feinstein simply be represented by a rutabaga?
Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (eGTCV)


California law specified that it must be a Democrat rutabaga

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (xhaym)

234 Can't Feinstein simply be represented by a rutabaga?
Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (eGTCV)


Hey!
Piss off!

Posted by: Rutabagas Everywhere at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (anj39)

235 Not to be contrarian, but don't we have a duty, neigh a responsibility to be collegial and the bigger man here? Sure, folks who support us rot in jail, and the opposition gets major, even fundamental changes done with the barest of majorities or even by cheating (Obama care was a "reconciliation bill "deemed" passed after Scott Brown was elected to derail it). But at what cost? Harumph, say I.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (iOTWL)

236 The way they are hiding it, you'd think that Ashley Biden wrote it.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:22 PM (8c8Y3)
++++
Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

237 Shoulda read "cryptically and increasingly humorously, as 'fine'."

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (OTzUX)

238 Except the Treasury has been long gone. They're looking to eff our savings and investments. Then our cash. Their scheme for digital currency is on the way!
Posted by: Seems Legit.
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Songpinganq @songpinganq
In China, CBDC is linked to your Digital ID.
If you jaywalking, the facial recognition system will immediately display your face on a public board of shame, before automatically deducting your fine from your digital wallet.

Authority will downgrade your social credit score too.
https://tinyurl.com/2vtrkxjf

Songpinganq @songpinganq
China's CBDC is linked to your digital ID. The government can control exactly how do you spend your money.

Imagine you want to buy a coke, but the machine disapproves:
''Oh, you want a coke? Sorry — you’ve already hit your carbon limit for the month. Drink water instead!”
https://tinyurl.com/5w8dfufy
[Pretty woman alert, morons.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (Vwz3I)

239 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 1h
We've spoken with 2 major law firms in Nashville who said they'd send retainer letters to represent us suing FBI and the Nashville PD to obtain the manifesto of the Nashville shooter, only to back out at the last second.
The political pressures are intense. We should see it.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

Yes....anything law enforcement has for evidence after the actors are adjudicated or dead needs to be released to the public. The public has a right to know how their tax monies are spent.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner and Pervert at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (rUKH1)

240 Hey! ChatGpt or whatever it is has passed the bar exam. Maybe Glenn could get it to write the letter!

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (pfnnM)

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ChatGPT likely wrote the manifesto.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (hzqcW)

241 Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)

No; I think of "dereliction" (as in "dereliction of duty") with some letters left out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)

242 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
Posted by: Bamanarama
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Defenestration is what comes to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (KeW0B)

243 Who is "Ladybugs"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Comes from an online disgusting account of Lindsay Graham and a male escort he hired. You can dig it up on the netz if you are interested about the details in a nfsw search.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:25 PM (ha/xH)

244 > Except the Treasury has been long gone. They're looking to eff our savings and investments. Then our cash. Their scheme for digital currency is on the way!

I've heard even some prominent lefties suggest going after 401Ks.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 03:26 PM (j2Xg6)

245 @RepMTG

I just walked out of the Treasury after reviewing financial reports on the Biden’s and their web of LLC’s and wire transfers from MANY foreign countries that created a vast criminal enterprise bigger than anyone can comprehend.

Whistleblowers can receive protection if they come forward now.

Contact
@GOPoversight
now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

246 I'm expecting Cambodia.
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Hide your reading-glasses.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (Vwz3I)

247 The way they are hiding it, you'd think that Ashley Biden wrote it.
Posted by: garrett
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We think that it is a Russian op.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (KeW0B)

248 @105 what's the cut off for rich?
Just below you , comrade

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (Uk8NJ)

249 We have now apparently entered even *this* pathetic, degrading phase of decline, formerly a standard set and mostly only observed by the saddest, grungiest, most pathetic regimes and civic cultures on earth.
Posted by: rhomboid
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On the plus side, we got to see Pelosi's deranged rant on behalf of her good friend DiFi about retiring from office. Certain grim humor in that.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (ha/xH)

250 Yes....anything law enforcement has for evidence after the actors are adjudicated or dead needs to be released to the public. The public has a right to know how their tax monies are spent.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, NFL Owner and Pervert at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (rUKH1)

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"It's not YOUR money, prole -- it's OURS! We just let you borrow it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (hzqcW)

251 246 I'm expecting Cambodia.
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Hide your reading-glasses.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (Vwz3I)


Oh no.

Posted by: Hans Moleman at April 17, 2023 03:27 PM (PiwSw)

252 Fetterman has had no work jobs his entire life, he probably thinks this one is just another.

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (xhxe8)

253 https://is.gd/rV0GT7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023
.......

nice... shoes
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2023


***
What a shame

Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (J2vNu)

254 >>We think that it is a Russian op.


Check the hallmarks. That's how you can tell.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (8c8Y3)

255 Utah feels like it’s going CA lite.

Ever drive through Utah ? Or Arizona ? There is more to how those politics play than California migration.

Let society roll back even 50 years. And 90% of all of them die ... even working together in harmony. Too many people, too few resources. And they know it.

Posted by: Tailor at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (zpt1t)

256 @RepMTG

I just walked out of the Treasury after reviewing financial reports on the Biden’s and their web of LLC’s and wire transfers from MANY foreign countries that created a vast criminal enterprise bigger than anyone can comprehend.

Whistleblowers can receive protection if they come forward now.

Contact
@GOPoversight
now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Cool!
Hope she avoids standing too close to the tracks at the metro.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (anj39)

257 I've heard even some prominent lefties suggest going after 401Ks.
Posted by: bonhomme
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At that point, you get the limousine liberals fighting like Dobermans. They are very liberal in social issues but try to take their wealth--they turn rabid.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ha/xH)

258 Whistleblowers can receive protection if they come forward now.


LOL protected by whom? Nobody is dumb enough to believe that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (0hOvj)

259 The Just Stop Oil freaks may have actually gone too far.

They invaded the World Snooker Championship, jumping on the table and spilling paint powder everywhere. The old Brits take their snooker pretty damn seriously.

https://bit.ly/3L7tERS

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (j2Xg6)

260 Imagine you want to buy a coke, but the machine disapproves:
''Oh, you want a coke? Sorry — you’ve already hit your carbon limit for the month. Drink water instead!”
https://tinyurl.com/5w8dfufy
[Pretty woman alert, morons.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:24 PM (Vwz3I)
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Moron Author Patrick Chiles plays with this idea in his latest novel, "Escape Orbit." One of the main characters gets a "D" in the new American social credit system. She just says, "Fuck it! I'm going to Pluto!" (And then steals a spaceship to do just that.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (YIVH2)

261 Mitch just returned to the Senate floor and gave a speech. No indication of retirement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 03:30 PM (Uk8NJ)

262 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
_________

No, but I do when I read Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 17, 2023 03:30 PM (lf83v)

263 We think that it is a Russian op.


Check the hallmarks. That's how you can tell.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (8c8Y3)
***

This. And stay as equivocal as you can on any statement that you make. It has all the hallmarks of a Russian op...but never ever say it IS a Russian op.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 03:30 PM (anj39)

264 Washington General's aka republicans, will get put on a good fight, but 'lose' in the end

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 17, 2023 03:30 PM (/6GbT)

265 Cool!
Hope she avoids standing too close to the tracks at the metro.
Posted by: Diogenes

In a semi-totalitarian state, one of the few things preventing you from being targeting for destruction is being someone who cannot be disappeared without unrest. Sakharov and other prominent dissidents are examples. In such a state, you either remain silent or become flamboyantly open in your opposition and accept the non lethal punishment that the establishment can offer.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:31 PM (ha/xH)

266 >>>Posted by: Farmer Bob

>Sir, your 'neigh' will be highlighted in your rap sheet.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:31 PM (V4X9X)

267 She just says, "Fuck it! I'm going to Pluto!" (And then steals a spaceship to do just that.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (YIVH2)

SPOILER ALERT!! Thanks Perfessor....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who hasn't read the dang book yet. at April 17, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

268 Fetterman has had no work jobs his entire life, he probably thinks this one is just another.
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 03:28 PM (xhxe

Well, he wouldn't be in the wrong...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2023 03:31 PM (rUKH1)

269 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:25 PM (ha/xH)

I thought it might be Lindsay Graham, but sometimes people use soubriquets for politicians here that I am not familiar with and don't know to whom they're referring unless I read more of the thread, and no, I don't want to read about Graham's sexual escapades..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 03:32 PM (Keyt1)

270 245 @RepMTG

I just walked out of the Treasury after reviewing financial reports on the Biden’s and their web of LLC’s and wire transfers from MANY foreign countries that created a vast criminal enterprise bigger than anyone can comprehend.

Whistleblowers can receive protection if they come forward now.

Contact
@GOPoversight
now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

Schiff did such an amazing job at poisoning this particular well that I almost immediately disbelieve anything these people say they've seen behind closed doors but can't reveal in public.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 17, 2023 03:32 PM (KbCG3)

271 We have now apparently entered even *this* pathetic, degrading phase of decline, formerly a standard set and mostly only observed by the saddest, grungiest, most pathetic regimes and civic cultures on earth.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2023 03:23 PM (OTzUX)

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"You say that like it's a bad thing, h8r!"

/

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 03:32 PM (hzqcW)

272 Is Mitch McConnell wearing a bandage around his head?
Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV)


Maaaah, name ish Mitch McConnell.

Wish McCornhole.

Maaaah, name is Miiiitch McCon-

Huh?

...uh huh. Really?

Muh name is President Joe Biden.

You sure about- Ok. okay!

My name is Joe Biden.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 03:33 PM (RJQ8g)

273 Mitch just returned to the Senate floor and gave a speech. No indication of retirement
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 03:30 PM (Uk8NJ)
++++
Bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)

274 The Just Stop Oil freaks may have actually gone too far.

They invaded the World Snooker Championship, jumping on the table and spilling paint powder everywhere. The old Brits take their snooker pretty damn seriously.

https://bit.ly/3L7tERS
Posted by: bonhomme


Very easy to take a billiard que across an ACL and not walk correctly ever again.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2023 03:33 PM (Y2tls)

275

Her snizz must be full of thick dust and dead crickets hanging in spider webs. It might possibly be large enough to even hang a hobbit in there...

Posted by: General Disarray at April 17, 2023 03:33 PM (eBY/V)

276 Whistleblowers can receive protection if they come forward now.

Contact
@GOPoversight
now.


You will be well cared for in the super extra double secret probation Chinese jail...errr...safe house in NY's Chinatown.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 03:34 PM (anj39)

277 259 The Just Stop Oil freaks may have actually gone too far.

They invaded the World Snooker Championship, jumping on the table and spilling paint powder everywhere. The old Brits take their snooker pretty damn seriously.

https://bit.ly/3L7tERS
__

Shoot, I was hoping for a beatdown with the cue sticks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

278 I'm confused. Why would the GOP throw a wrench in here?

The only people who honestly think they're being represented by the GOP - the audience for such a maneauver - have the memory of a goldfish.

Posted by: somedood at April 17, 2023 03:34 PM (+z+6a)

279 Russian hallmark!

https://tinyurl.com/3nx6t5f9

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 03:34 PM (Vwz3I)

280 >>Schiff did such an amazing job at poisoning this particular well that I almost immediately disbelieve anything these people say they've seen behind closed doors but can't reveal in public.

Reasonable, but given all of the evidence we've already seen of the Biden family corruption and the fact that Treasury has been hiding these SARs for 2 years I have less trouble believing MTG.

Ron Johnson said over the weekend they now have evidence that the Biden's were attempting to get investments from sovereign wealth funds. Their corruption knows no bottom.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

281 Remember the old days when military experts used to claim China couldn't invade the US? They don't have the ability to move their massive population, they said. If they tried, we'd simply sink their ships, they said.

Turns out, all they had to do was wait for an incontinent, America hating potato to come to power.

https://bit.ly/3MSgPMA

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 03:35 PM (j2Xg6)

282 Which Republican will be the one to "Gang of Rape 'em" and "we need to do the work the American people sent us here to do?"

And by "American people" they mean Democrats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 03:35 PM (vQ4/Z)

283 It’s the voters of the state of California who elected her to a six-year term. If missing a couple of weeks was such a trigger - there are plenty of other senators who would have to step aside.

She seems to remember who is attacking her and what
their motives are.
She knows she is on the judiciary committee. She seems to know what is required to nominate judges on that committee. Maybe the whisper campaign about her memory is overblown.

The Senate has not been in session for much of that time
She has missed very few actual work days.
The big issue is her memory issues? That isn't an issue at all. She knows how to press aye/nay and she has a great staff to assist her with the party's position

Would you say that about Pennsylvania and Fetterman? He's been out longer than Feinstein, but he is being given the opportunity to come back, which is entirely appropriate. Giving Feinstein a similar opportunity to recover also is appropriate.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 17, 2023 03:35 PM (+Dm7G)

284 I thought it might be Lindsay Graham, but sometimes people use soubriquets for politicians here that I am not familiar with. . . .
======
DC is literally Hollywood for ugly people and has the same morality problem over the years. Sex, money, and power is what goes on in both places.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:36 PM (ha/xH)

285 Remember the old days when military experts used to claim China couldn't invade the US?

The thing to remember a out the Chinese is that military action is a last resort. They very much prefer infiltration and corruption. Like all those Confucius academies at colleges, advisors in big companies, and secret police stations in hard left cities who are blatantly aware of their existence but look the other way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)

286 >>Reasonable, but given all of the evidence we've already seen of the Biden family corruption and the fact that Treasury has been hiding these SARs for 2 years I have less trouble believing MTG


All that understood.

I start from a position of not believing MTG. She doesn't lend anything in the way of credibility.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:36 PM (8c8Y3)

287
This.
'Tis better to be the shootER than the shootEE.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 03:21 PM (anj39)

If what you mean is, be ready when they come for you, by all means.

But those who believe they are the man... everyone ends up in the Gulag, or bleeding out from a bullet to the head in a dark basement of a government building. Or neck in a basket, or poisoned by your successor, while everyone says you had a stroke.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:36 PM (96HZI)

288 "257 I've heard even some prominent lefties suggest going after 401Ks.
Posted by: bonhomme
--------------
At that point, you get the limousine liberals fighting like Dobermans. They are very liberal in social issues but try to take their wealth--they turn rabid.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ha/xH)"

No limo lefties are relying on 401k's. Those are traps for suckers like college profs and various blue establishment flunkies who aren't nearly as upwardly mobile as they think they are.

The *actually* wealthy will not hesitate in the slightest to nuke tax deferred retirement accounts to help pull up the drawbridge behind them. Past a certain amount of zeroes the bank account is about clout, not the actual nominal amount. They can afford this when the time comes. And it IS coming.

Posted by: somedood at April 17, 2023 03:37 PM (+z+6a)

289 278 I'm confused. Why would the GOP throw a wrench in here?

The only people who honestly think they're being represented by the GOP - the audience for such a maneauver - have the memory of a goldfish.
Posted by: somedood

Crichton's Gell-Mann Amnesia hypothesis applied not to the media but the GOP.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:37 PM (ha/xH)

290 55 Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden and McConnell walk into a bar...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2023 02:48 PM (rJ7Hd)
===============

And they all collapse of complications of the jab. . . .THat's f*cking hilarious!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 17, 2023 03:37 PM (JNTt1)

291 And let no man mention "normalcy."

I'm seeing a lot of normalcy in Chicago. "A" leads to "B".

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2023 03:37 PM (dNNCD)

292 283 The Senate has not been in session for much of that time
She has missed very few actual work days. The big issue is her memory issues? That isn't an issue at all. She knows how to press aye/nay and she has a great staff to assist her with the party's position

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 17, 2023 03:35 PM (+Dm7G)

==========

I love this admission.

I mean, it's all I want from my senators, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

293 Would you say that about Pennsylvania and Fetterman? He's been out longer than Feinstein, but he is being given the opportunity to come back, which is entirely appropriate. Giving Feinstein a similar opportunity to recover also is appropriate.

... I mean, whoever posted this is right: they should be talking about ejecting Fetterman for missing months of work and being blatantly brain-damaged. OK that's not what they meant, but its the reasonable conclusion from their post.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)

294 286 I start from a position of not believing MTG. She doesn't lend anything in the way of credibility.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 03:36 PM (8c8Y3)

========

But she is a firebreather on our side. That means we have to believe every word and donate today! 5x match!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

295 At that point, you get the limousine liberals fighting like Dobermans. They are very liberal in social issues but try to take their wealth--they turn rabid.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ha/xH)"

No limo lefties are relying on 401k's. Those are traps for suckers like college profs and various blue establishment flunkies who aren't nearly as upwardly mobile as they think they are.

The *actually* wealthy will not hesitate in the slightest to nuke tax deferred retirement accounts to help pull up the drawbridge behind them. Past a certain amount of zeroes the bank account is about clout, not the actual nominal amount. They can afford this when the time comes. And it IS coming. Posted by: somedood
--------
That is the sort of thing that spurred the French Revolution. It was not the starving masses but the middle and upper class strivers in that society that were not going to have the debt of France landing on them.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:39 PM (ha/xH)

296 >>>Her snizz must be full of thick dust and dead crickets hanging in spider webs. It might possibly be large enough to even hang a hobbit in there...

Posted by: General Disarray

>But enough about Senator Diane's progeny, what about Lady Feinstein, the Mama Bear of the Capitol?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 03:39 PM (V4X9X)

297 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2023 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

298 But those who believe they are the man... everyone ends up in the Gulag, or bleeding out from a bullet to the head

Sure, but if the Jews had killed 1-2 officers for every 1 of them that was taken or killed, the losses would be unsustainable for the Nazis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)

299 LOL protected by whom? Nobody is dumb enough to believe that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 03:29 PM (0hOvj)

———

Remember the whistleblower, who had whistleblower protection (LOL), that was blowing the whistle on the Clinton Foundation?

He got raided by the FBI, signed off on by Rosenpenis, and hasn’t been heard from since.

And not has ANYONE in Congress said anything about it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2023 03:40 PM (cMXNt)

300 Even though the Speech and Debate clause provides absolute immunity, I notice no Republicans speaking details on bidens corruption from the floor.

Weird, innut?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 03:40 PM (vQ4/Z)

301 Is Mitch McConnell wearing a bandage around his head?
Posted by: N, L. at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (eGTCV)

Which is more likely, that Voldemort is under the wraps, or a mouse that can cook?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2023 03:41 PM (96HZI)

302 >>I start from a position of not believing MTG. She doesn't lend anything in the way of credibility.


Eh, she's a bit out there but I haven't seen her actually lie about anything. Besides, I have zero trouble believing that the Biden's are even more corrupt than I thought they were.

They've been selling Joe's various offices for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

303 286 I start from a position of not believing MTG. She doesn't lend anything in the way of credibility.
Posted by: garrett

Believing nothing is about as bad as believing everything as a heuristic. In the case of Biden's finances, there is ample independent evidence that what she says is substantially true.

Best to treat information sources using probability of accuracy, triangulation, statements against interests, etc. Basically everything you needed to do when parsing US or SovUnion statements back in the ColdWar days.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:42 PM (ha/xH)

304 Dear Christopher Bedford,

With all due respect, I most certainly will not "give credit" to Mitch McConnell "for hardnosed judicary tactics," especially when considering IT'S HIS FUCKING JOB!!!

Why do commemtators supposedly on our, side keep acting like we owe MConnell gratitude for doing what he should be doing as the opposition party leader [yeah that last L-word made me almost vomit to type it] to Democrats?!?

Posted by: Tracy at April 17, 2023 03:43 PM (1ghYc)

305 Another

RepNancyMace

Read several of those Suspicious Activity Reports at the Treasury just now.

The number of Biden family members involved (more than previously known), the amount of money involved (astronomical), the shell companies, the accusations of prostitution rings… wild...

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2023 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)

306 "That is the sort of thing that spurred the French Revolution. It was not the starving masses but the middle and upper class strivers in that society that were not going to have the debt of France landing on them.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 03:39 PM (ha/xH)"

Feature, not a bug. They see military power through the lens of a cargo cult and expect they can kill just about whoever they want in sufficient numbers once things get to that point. And the starvation from disorder is another nice bonus.

Trying to dissuade these people is like trying to convince some thug that waltzing into the 7-11 with a handgun is going to end well.

Posted by: somedood at April 17, 2023 03:50 PM (+z+6a)

307 Breaking911 · 9 minutes
WATCH: Power goes out during House Judiciary Committee hearing in Manhattan on NYC crime

The lights don't work cause the vandals took the handles

Posted by: azjaeger at April 17, 2023 03:53 PM (R9neL)

308 She knows how to press aye/nay and she has a great staff to assist her with the party's position

So you're saying she could be replaced by a chicken and a staff member to place a few grains on the appropriate button.

Your Precious Democracy is a wondrous thing.

Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2023 03:53 PM (ivvNA)

309 @244 I've heard even some prominent lefties suggest going after 401Ks.

----

That's been (quietly) discussed by the Dems for at least ten years now. They'll start with the Roth's, because "Only rich people have those."

Posted by: junior at April 17, 2023 03:54 PM (5pnLd)

310 Good for Jim Jordan, even if it is more theatre. The fact that the power went out and that Mayor Adams has to bloviate about the safest city in Americans means that the hearings are getting under some peoples' skin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 04:00 PM (Keyt1)

311 217 Does anyone else think of dildos when you read the name Pierre Delicto?
Posted by: Bamanarama at April 17, 2023 03:17 PM (uH1aC)
.........

I think of douche bags.
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
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I think of lepers in a hot tub.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 17, 2023 04:19 PM (JNTt1)

312 It's like Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2.0. Feinstein's ego getting in the way of democrats' ability to shove through any giant turd they chose. Can't say I'm disappointed in their inability to learn when to shut up and move on.

Posted by: red speck at April 17, 2023 04:29 PM (Ny/Va)

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