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After Three Nights of Rioting and Two Shootings, Chicago's Mayor-Elect Defends the Rioters and Looters
(Updated)

Two teens shot as Chicago is torn by riots for three straight nights.

On Saturday, two teens were shot as a mob of young people rioted on North Michigan Avenue in Chicago. According to the Chicago Police department both the victims were boys, one 16-year-old was shot in the arm and one 17-year-old was shot in the leg. Both were transported to Northwestern Memorial Hospital by the Chicago Fire Department.

Videos show hundreds of young people causing chaos in downtown Chicago by jumping on vehicles (including a CTA bus), assaulting motorists, and getting into fights. According to the Chicago Police Department (CPD), someone fired shots around 9 pm as a crowd was gathered on Washington street near North Michigan Avenue.

CPD reported that they had arrested 15 people near Millennium Park, nine adults and six juveniles. CPD said most of the charges were for reckless conduct, but one 16-year old was charged with unlawful use of a weapon.

According to local CWB, Saturday's incident was the third consecutive night youth were out causing trouble in the downtown area. On Thursday evening, a large group gathered at Millennium park where a 16-year old girl was injured as a fight broke out.

On Friday night, a 14-year old was shot around the 31st Street Beach. Friday and Saturday's crowds were reported to have formed as the result of invitations being sent out over social media.

Videos of the night's events circulated across Twitter on Sunday.

...

Alderman of Chicago's 15th Ward, Raymond Lopez, tweeted a video and said, "This was Chicago last night. Save the excuses & rationalization. Unless you want this to be the norm in Chicago, hold them & their parents accountable."

Update: The mayor-elect put out a statement claiming that "demonizing" the Youths who are rioting and just about to turn their lives around is "not productive."

"In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities.

Everyone's got a big stinky "but"...

Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors. This is one aspect of my comprehensive approach to improve public safety and make Chicago livable for everyone."


Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




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1 so grey

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2023 12:37 PM (nXhwP)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at April 17, 2023 12:37 PM (tUCgX)

3 and first

SPONGE!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2023 12:37 PM (nXhwP)

4 The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (j40lz)

5 Grey boxes of the world, unite!

Posted by: SFGoth at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (KAi1n)

6 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (nXhwP)

7 Suck it Chicago. Suck it long and suck it hard.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (wpJDK)

8 Flee the cities.

Live in grey boxes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (xcxpd)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Boxed in, like the CPD.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (Z32m1)

11 "We wanted this."
-The rich, white part of Chicago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

12 We're greys, man. We're grays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

13 The news was saying people were practically running to Chicago, because they knew they could shoot, rob, and loot the town without consequences.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (bkUtD)

14 Reparations will get rid of crime problems in Blue Cities. Right?

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (AMIL/)

15 Hang them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (wmDcS)

16 My mom keeps saying she can't believe they elected this guy. And I keep telling her I can't believe she doesn't believe it. Bless her heart, she thought they were moving in the right direction by getting rid of Lightfoot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

17 "The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun."

It's gonna be lit!! Literally.

Posted by: Bosk at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (VMFAF)

18 downtown Chicago looks LIT!

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (w0NJk)

19 4 The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (j40lz)

=========

Wait...you think that the DNC will allow the chaos to touch them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

20 Any reason for the riot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

21 The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (j40lz)

I'm hoping it's a replay of '68 honestly.

it's what they deserve

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (nXhwP)

22 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bkUtD)

23 13 The news was saying people were practically running to Chicago, because they knew they could shoot, rob, and loot the town without consequences.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (bkUtD)

==========

But all that lawlessness is coming to red states with strong private property protections instead, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

24 Oh GRAY'S MY FAVORITE COLOR
I FELT
SO SYMBOLIC

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Ltd0S)

25 20 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Climate change, obviously

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

26 "They need their space to live their true authentic lives. Sucks to be you, new mayor cisnormal male communist" - Groot/Lori Lightfoot

Posted by: Scott_T at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (2waQ7)

27 LOL.... How's that new mayor working out for you Chicago ? Probably exactly like you wanted

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bs+z0)

28 I have two kids living in Chicago. I really hate to see this stuff.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (snpvX)

29 Ace. Bringing the Gusto and leaving out the HTML.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (8c8Y3)

30 25 20 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Climate change, obviously
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

==========

It's the coming ice age, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

31 16 My mom keeps saying she can't believe they elected this guy. And I keep telling her I can't believe she doesn't believe it. Bless her heart, she thought they were moving in the right direction by getting rid of Lightfoot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

'It can't possibly get worse' is always the wrong thing to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (zZu0s)

32 Hey,

Who's up for a weekend in Beautiful Downtown Chicago?

Let's go shopping on the Miracle Mile!

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

33 Videos show hundreds of young people causing chaos in downtown Chicago by jumping on vehicles (including a CTA bus), assaulting motorists, and getting into fights. According to the Chicago Police Department (CPD), someone fired shots around 9 pm as a crowd was gathered on Washington street near North Michigan Avenue.
++++
It's going to be a long summer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (T4tVD)

35 flee the cities ... ok

except we had a string of rear-ending/carjackings right here in tony Chadds Ford PA (thank you nearby shithole Delaware for sending your best)

one of them the young lady was kidnapped and sexually assaulted

this was during the day

so yeah, I guess flee the cities and the surrounding areas and ...

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (w0NJk)

36 Terrific - Meta Son is about to begin med school in Chicago.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (gryET)

37 Gonna' be a hot time in Shit City when the Democrats have their pow-wow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)

38 I hope they destroy Shitcago

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (BRHaw)

39 It's the fault of all those illegal guns sneaking in from Indiana!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (vQ4/Z)

40 30 25 20 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Climate change, obviously
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

==========

It's the coming ice age, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

It's Chicago. They should be used to the cold.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

41
The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun

Re-Create Sixty Eight!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (63Dwl)

42 Have a nephew who lives just outside of Chicago. They are mad as hell. His wife said the teachers union elected the new mayor. What was in for them?

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (8p0Zk)

43 20 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)


Not that you're allowed to say, no.

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (Ltd0S)

44 22 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bkUtD)

Not if they go Mad Max in the right ways. Cow-catchers with spikes...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

45 Wall the bitch off and air drop booze and guns.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (h3tqt)

46 Apparently those young rioters made off with Ace's closing HTML tags, the little rascals!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (YIVH2)

47 Ace must have had a rough weekend.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (slgIg)

48 congrats on that btw UC hicago is a terrific med school!

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (w0NJk)

49 Alderman of Chicago's 15th Ward, Raymond Lopez, tweeted a video and said, "This was Chicago last night. Save the excuses & rationalization. Unless you want this to be the norm in Chicago, hold them & their parents accountable."
++++
I am not a Chicagoan, but from the outside looking it, it appears that is increasingly the norm in Chicago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (t0OGg)

50 42 Have a nephew who lives just outside of Chicago. They are mad as hell. His wife said the teachers union elected the new mayor. What was in for them?
Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (8p0Zk)

========

The teachers union always elects the Chicago mayor.

But opposing the teachers unions is literal violence upon the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

51 I'm guessing Alderman Lopez will be out of a job in the next election.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (anj39)

52 CBD was really feeling confident slinging the term "wetback" all over the website a few months ago, think he can turn us a little phrase about what's causing these riots?

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (Ltd0S)

53 Ah, those darn youths gettin' sporty! Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (EdLEa)

54 >>>But all that lawlessness is coming to red states with strong private property protections instead, apparently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yeah, those red states are screwing up the country! I guarantee they'll see much higher homicide rates by the end of the summer, if not sooner.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

55 Willowed:
Porters are probably right up your alley, too. Taddy Porter by Sam Smith's and Black Butte Prter are good ones.
Posted by: garrett

Sam Smith's is my 2nd favorite beer brand behind local fave Anchor. Sam's oatmeal stout was the first really amazing dark beer I ever had (back in 1985).

Posted by: SFGoth at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (KAi1n)

56 SO GREY, SO GREEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7ENJSlXkI


(This entire LP kills)

Posted by: THE BLOODY HOLLIES at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (8c8Y3)

57 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Who needs a reason?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (X+Ku8)

58 My mom keeps saying she can't believe they elected this guy.
Posted by: Jordan61

I'm not sure they did. I have absolutely no confidence in any election result from any deep blue bastion.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (snpvX)

59 42 Have a nephew who lives just outside of Chicago. They are mad as hell. His wife said the teachers union elected the new mayor. What was in for them?


getting paid a lot for doing fuck-all is my guess

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (w0NJk)

60 26 wards in Chicago with the worst crimes rates voted for this. Enjoy the choice you made. I hope the money is worth it to you.

Here's a prediction. This summer you will see similar riots in LA and NYC. It's coming

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (bBdPQ)

61 Gonna' be a hot time in Shit City when the Democrats have their pow-wow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)
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We can always hope that some of them are mugged by Reality and become conservative overnight...(stop laughing!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

62 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bkUtD)



Right along side the "Car of Tomorrow."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Hey! AB can hire these gangbanging scumbags for its next ad campaign!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

64 On Friday night, a 14-year old was shot around the 31st Street Beach. Friday and Saturday's crowds were reported to have formed as the result of invitations being sent out over social media.
++++
Well, sure. I don't doubt that. "Come on, we're gonna rob and fight and party" is probably pretty appealing on a weekend with nice weather. And since there will be no legal consequences, well, why not?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

65 >>>Wall the bitch off and air drop booze and guns.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


No booze, but plenty of guns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bkUtD)

66 Kids all wearing designer clothes and recording with iPhones. New mayor blames "lack of opportunity". They need more places to hang out with adult supervision.
Midnight basketball part deux?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (slgIg)

67 The Eric Adams of Chicago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (63Dwl)

68 The incoming mayor has reacted to the events by urging Chicagoans not to demonize the teens involved in the lawlessness.

No, that really happened.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bhRsz)

69 40 30 25 20 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

Just like me they weren't positioned for success racists !

Posted by: Kamala at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bs+z0)

70 If only the streets were better.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (anj39)

71 Chicago will be as quiet as an Amish farm. The RNC will be a clusterfuck every which way

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (Eeb9P)

72 35 flee the cities ... ok

except we had a string of rear-ending/carjackings right here in tony Chadds Ford PA (thank you nearby shithole Delaware for sending your best)

one of them the young lady was kidnapped and sexually assaulted

this was during the day

so yeah, I guess flee the cities and the surrounding areas and ...
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (w0NJk)

I have no idea of the geography of you AO. I do reckon its worse in the cities than in your tony suburbs though, yes?

See also my corollary: gun up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

73 The dem convention could be another bloodbath like 1968.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (V/pbu)

74 The sales guys in my company said in order to make it to the "top", you eventually had to work out of Chicago.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

75 68 The incoming mayor has reacted to the events by urging Chicagoans not to demonize the teens involved in the lawlessness.

No, that really happened.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bhRsz)

========

They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

76 "Hold Them And Their Parents Accountable"...


Hahahaha...that's rich! Those feral savages may know what broodmare shot them out but their sperm donor is a mystery, wrapped in a blunt , and smoked already.

Get High-Steal Rape-Get High-Steal-Rape-Get High, etc, etc. is the soundtrack of their lives.

I blame Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (rUKH1)

77 except we had a string of rear-ending/carjackings right here in tony Chadds Ford PA (thank you nearby shithole Delaware for sending your best)
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (w0NJk)

That's entirely too close to Wilmington. Gotta get further toward the Poconos!

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (Ltd0S)

78 >>>Right along side the "Car of Tomorrow."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


The car of tomorrow better have flak jackets.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bkUtD)

79 Can't wait for the NASCAR Chicago Street Race in early July. That should attract all of the "youths" for an extended fun, fun time at Grant Park in downtown murder city.

Posted by: ChuckRambo at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (AVoj5)

80 The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (j40lz)
===================
It will (literally) be lit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (N1DZY)

81 My mom keeps saying she can't believe they elected this guy.
Posted by: Jordan61


Amazing, huh!

Posted by: DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (ptElO)

82 ahh, the noble savage

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (NtVYv)

83 Once it became clear that no one can/has the will to stop rioting mobs, it's been: Game-On!

They know they can do it, they know police are both told to stand down *and* painfully aware that should they intervene, it will be filmed and used to destroy their lives as the latest raaacist cop.

Good jobs, Democrats! You won.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (EdLEa)

84 I'm not sure they did. I have absolutely no confidence in any election result from any deep blue bastion.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (snpvX)
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I don't either.

I'm convinced the populations in deep blue bastions only exist to provide plausible cover that the voters elected their politicians by huge margins.

Their votes don't matter, only their existence as warm bodies does.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (YIVH2)

85 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


================

Probability that protesters try to invade the race course and do a sit in? Just like BLM shutting down a freeway?

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (Z32m1)

86 He is worse than Adams.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (xNg0H)

87 Not if they go Mad Max in the right ways. Cow-catchers with spikes...

Death Race 2000.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (ppBhU)

88 I looked and looked for the cause behind the riots, what made them happen. I read through news stories and analysis to try to discover what set it off.

You know what set it off?

Nothing.

Young people just decided they'd tear the town apart and burn things because it was the first nice day of the year and burn the world. It was just insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

89 Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (Ltd0S)

I don't recall CBD ever using the term "wetback". Perhaps this is an invention of your overheated imagination.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (Keyt1)

90 They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

*upvote*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

91 Lotta white supremacists in that video.
Agent saboteurs.
I was assured that was who was looting and burning by no less than the FBI's Antifa during the George Floyd Fires.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (vQ4/Z)

92 The incoming mayor has reacted to the events by urging Chicagoans not to demonize the teens involved in the lawlessness.

No, that really happened.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (bhRsz)
++++
It looks to me - again, as an outsider - that these kids demonized themselves. Anyone commenting on it is merely noticing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

93 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

CBD's on vacation.

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (T4tVD)

94 "hold the PARENTS accountable..."

LMFAOROFL

Yes, I'm sure the "fathers" are going to be doling out some serious discipline here.

OMG HE ACTUALLY THINKS THESE KIDS ARE BEING RAISED BY TWO PARENTS LOLOLOL

Posted by: Teen-American at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (N/oGZ)

95 I was born in a suburb of that city.

By the grace of God, my family relocated to Texas when I was a child.

I wasn't born here, but I got here as fast as I could.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

96 "teens"

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (gmo/4)

97 So did the big rocked blow up on the pad or launch as planned?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (0hOvj)

98 >>>ne of them the young lady was kidnapped and sexually assaulted

this was during the day

so yeah, I guess flee the cities and the surrounding areas and ...
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid


The animals are moving toward the suburbs, because a lot of the outlying towns are also fine with this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (bkUtD)

99 I have no idea of the geography of you AO. I do reckon its worse in the cities than in your tony suburbs though, yes?


actually the trend is not our friend.

the Main Line is very wealthy and VERY CLOSE to the city of Philadelphia. where I am is very close to Delaware (Wilmington) like the border here is squiggly. in PA this area is horse country, Wyeth country. but it's only a few miles from North Delaware and Wilmington which both are utter shitholes

anyway more and more the crime gangs from Philly, Chester, Coatesville and Wilmington/Claymont are traversing to very nearby nice areas to do crimes.

a lot of opportunities abound

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (w0NJk)

100
'This is all Indiana's fault'.

Posted by: Chicago Liberal at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (/YP8p)

101 Chicago needs some midnight basketball. Stat.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (ppBhU)

102 "MYYYY ... kind of town

Chicago is ... my kind of town ..."

say illegal alien cartels invading from around the world.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

103 Emjay Phan @heyFATabbot · Apr 15
It looks bad but it's not really that bad. If you group a ton of isolated incidents then of course it will look out of control. It's contained just not good optics.

jim iuorio @jimiuorio · Apr 15
Yes the media tends to make it look worse than it is but it is bad…I know you’ve experienced it but so have I…things have changed in the last few years ..

JimmyNorm Pureblood @slimjimnorm · Apr 15
Everything is fine
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JC @EternalQuest27 · Apr 15
Yes def, that's why Walmart closing
["Everything is fine" dog at burning café cartoon here]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

104 "Two teens shot, injured as rioting continues in Chicago for 3 nights straight"

Is this any much different from any other weekend in Chicago? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

105 97 So did the big rocked blow up on the pad or launch as planned?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (0hOvj)

Postponed

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (bs+z0)

106 >>Any reason for the riot?


They had a nice Spring Day.


Time for a Wildin', apparently.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (8c8Y3)

107 90 They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

*upvote*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

=========

Judges would have also accepted the ironic use of "uptwinkles".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

108 "Hold Them And Their Parents Accountable"

Alderman Lopez? Man, did he just put a target on his back.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (ptElO)

109 The other guy was polling ahead...and you won't believe what happed on election night!

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (xNg0H)

110 Chicago is so fucked. May have the dumbest electorate in the Midwest.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (rJ48h)

111 A week before the DNC starts the GOP should crowd fund billboards in the loop and on the southside saying Democrats appointed the Police leaders who hired George Floyd's murderers. True fact, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (N1DZY)

112 Young people just decided they'd tear the town apart and burn things because it was the first nice day of the year and burn the world. It was just insane.


yep this is going to be a fun summer in Philly too

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (w0NJk)

113
89 Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:42 PM (Ltd0S)

I don't recall CBD ever using the term "wetback". Perhaps this is an invention of your overheated imagination.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (Keyt1)


Here you go Fenelon
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=402654

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (Ltd0S)

114 I'm old enough to remember when they used to at least pretend to have a reason to riot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 12:46 PM (FVME7)

115 Somehow, I suspect I'll ultimately be found responsible for what is happening in Chicago.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (RG6z4)

116 I hope that all that voted for radical Brandon Johnson get it good and hard.

May the all reap what they sowed. Every single one of them.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

117 They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

An "evergreen" response

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (CCSxw)

118 I'm convinced the populations in deep blue bastions only exist to provide plausible cover that the voters elected their politicians by huge margins.

Their votes don't matter, only their existence as warm bodies does.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 12:44 PM (YIVH2)


What do I keep telling you people?

Posted by: zombie Joseph Stalin at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (bhRsz)

119 Fk Chicago, they deserve what they elect

Ace is posting from the future

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (1n1vb)

120 >>"Hold Them And Their Parents Accountable"


Parents? Plural?

You don't understand their culture at all, do you?

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (8c8Y3)

121 feral yutes have to feral yute

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (2NHgQ)

122 100
'This is all Indiana's fault'.
Posted by: Chicago Liberal at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (/YP8p)

Hey! You call him Dr. Jones!

Posted by: Short Round at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (X+Ku8)

123 >>>Wall the bitch off and air drop booze and guns.

Problem solved.


Yet another dystopian film coming to life. In this one, there's a step 3 that follows wall them off and let drugs loose on the population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcmkx1klOpE

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (EdLEa)

124 115 Somehow, I suspect I'll ultimately be found responsible for what is happening in Chicago.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (RG6z4)

Is your name Trump ? Then .. yeah

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)

125 Kids all wearing designer clothes and recording with iPhones. New mayor blames "lack of opportunity". They need more places to hang out with adult supervision.
Midnight basketball part deux?
---
'Member how that also came with the promise to "put 100,000 new cops on the streets?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (vQ4/Z)

126 >>>Chicago is so fucked. May have the dumbest electorate in the Midwest.
Posted by: mr tmz


Yes, but most blue cities are voting the same way. Sure they're kids are getting shot, but Democrats!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:47 PM (bkUtD)

127 "This is nothing compared to the microaggressions that black people in southern cities get. They're literally dying because of microaggressions, so that makes the burning of my home city of Chicago alright."
-DU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

128 > His wife said the teachers union elected the new mayor. What was in for them?

Teachers Unions will UNIVERSALLY vote for the leftmost candidate that has a chance of winning. Yes, there is negotiating and wrangling and promises made, but all that is normal. Every leftist candidate will do the exact same thing. I doubt the new Chicago Mayor promised them anything out of the ordinary.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (j2Xg6)

129 102 "MYYYY ... kind of town

Chicago is ... my kind of town ..."

say illegal alien cartels invading from around the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

Like a Knight in Shining armor,
from a long time ago!

Posted by: Peter Cetera at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)

130 The Amish come into Chicago on the weekends from downstate. I takes 5 days by horse and buggy to make it.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (gmo/4)

131 Funnily enough my comments asking him to not use racist terms on a high profile conservative site got deleted. That, in my opinion, is the second most embarrassing thing CBD has ever written on this site.

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (Ltd0S)

132 Our major concern should be to pray for the safety of Chicagoland transgendered people. And furries.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (N1DZY)

133 >>I don't recall CBD ever using the term "wetback". Perhaps this is an invention of your overheated imagination.


Good enough for the United Farm Workers Union, it is good enough for us.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (8c8Y3)

134 Chicago needs some midnight basketball. Stat.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 12:45 PM (ppBhU)



Michael Jordan said, when he learned the new stadium for the Bulls and Blackhawks would be built across the street from the old building, it'll be a shithole in less than a year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

135 You ain't seen nothing yet. This is just the beginning.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

136 At this point, you can only stop this with massive force - which won't happen. It only gets worse. We've gone from being ashamed to a degree when passing a group of youths of a certain demographic and feeling nervous, to it being stupid to not be nervous or actually on high alert. Nauseating.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (oWBc3)

137 The incoming mayor has reacted to the events by urging Chicagoans not to demonize the teens involved in the lawlessness.

No, that really happened.
Posted by: Dr. T
--------

Backlash against feral rioting youths should be their greatest concern.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (/YP8p)

138 All the bubble headed bleach blonds with a gleam in their eye told us the nation needed more gun control as they studiously avoided the real story of the logarithmic increase of black-on-black male violence in these blue shit holes.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (3CCua)

139 Wyatt I was talking to some friends in Roxy and they are very close to blockading the bridges there lol

I mean they're kidding but if you know what my friends are like - no insult they were the best neighbors ever! Roxborough Manayunk is ready to clamp down and they WILL do it themselves

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (w0NJk)

140 Chicago will be as quiet as an Amish farm. The RNC will be a clusterfuck every which way
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (Eeb9P)


Milwaukee is an hour away from Chicago.
And an hour away from Madison.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (Z32m1)

141 I take it back, I used a sock.

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (Ltd0S)

142 131 Funnily enough my comments asking him to not use racist terms on a high profile conservative site got deleted. That, in my opinion, is the second most embarrassing thing CBD has ever written on this site.
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (Ltd0S)

It's probably hard to embarrass a man who calls himself a gay dildo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

143 Cetera was a poon king back in the '80's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (h3tqt)

144 Thunderdome Chicago, coming next year.

Posted by: Who runs Chicagotown at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (zLL1J)

145 >>> You ain't seen nothing yet. This is just the beginning.
Posted by: redridinghood


100% correct. It's going to be Mad Max in ten years, if not sooner.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (bkUtD)

146 yep now is the time to virtue signal from a high horse

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (w0NJk)

147 Emjay Phan @heyFATabbot · Apr 15
It looks bad but it's not really that bad. If you group a ton of isolated incidents then of course it will look out of control. It's contained just not good optics.

-
It's just a few hundred isolated incidents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (FVME7)

148 >>Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (Ltd0S)


He should be canceled.

He should be dipped in an egg wash, cooked in a skillet with butter, then covered in syrup and cancelled.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (8c8Y3)

149 I missed the last thread. I love that Buck posted the ads from the Schlitz "drink our piss or we will fucking kill you" ad campaign. It is infamous in the marketing industry as an example of what you should never do during a consumer backlash.

I'm almost sad that it happened, because Tranheuser-Busch execs certainly know of it and won't make the same mistake. I would love to see a Super Bowl ad with Dylan Mulvaney beer-bonging BL from a dick-shaped funnel, turning to the camera, and threatening to give your kids monkeypox if you don't do the same.

Without the prior warning against this kind of aggressive, confrontational play, these fanatics would definitely go there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (oINRc)

150 It's probably hard to embarrass a man who calls himself a gay dildo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (xcxpd)


bahaha, yep

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (Ltd0S)

151 You ain't seen nothing yet. This is just the beginning.
Posted by: redridinghood

Well, that's just DUCKY !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2023 12:50 PM (T4tVD)

152 Actually, this is more Clockwork Orange than Mad Max.

I think I'd prefer Mad Max.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:51 PM (zZu0s)

153 >>It's going to be Mad Max in ten years, if not sooner.


Collander Face Masks and Chaps!

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:51 PM (8c8Y3)

154 >>>I mean they're kidding but if you know what my friends are like - no insult they were the best neighbors ever! Roxborough Manayunk is ready to clamp down and they WILL do it themselves
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid

It's a shame because most of the crime there are the junkies. For the most part the neighborhood is great, but the junkies are ruining it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:51 PM (bkUtD)

155 Y'know . . .it's almost as if there is some logic to all this that escapes Dem voters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

156 I'm going to go back to work horde. Enjoy anything but InBev bevs tonight and tell your families you love em

Posted by: ghost of kari at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (Ltd0S)

157 "In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities," Johnson, a progressive who defeated moderate Democrat Paul Vallas earlier this month, said in a statement on Sunday.

"Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors."

https://tinyurl.com/vdx6nacd

Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (bhRsz)

158 French Long Pig w/ syrup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)

159 We really need to improve black pistol accuracy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (OTXUv)

160 Sounds like a perfect place for a national political party to hold a convention

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (RHGPo)

161 They will have law enforcement out in force for the Democrats Convention. They are the protected class. Once it's over, they will retreat so their local voters can continue murdering and assaulting each other.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (bBdPQ)

162 Well, Chicago had higher turnout than NYC did when they elected the buffoon Eric Adams, so that's something.

Bottom line, elections are not really a thing that resembles anything that is corporeal or tangible.

It's a perpetual motion machine that just keeps on keeping on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (up/3i)

163 They've been successfully trained in the art of mayhem having watched successive riots with no repercussions of any kind. The cat's out of the bag for big cities and they're not going to be able to do anything about it without admitting error and reversing course. So, they're not going to do anything about it. This summer's gonna be wild.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (MpOGS)

164 There was a shooting in Alabama this weekend at a Bday party and little info is coming out about it.... I believe the perp/perps were of the wrong color to really release much.. Of course joe's handlers released the usual confiscate guns statement....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (bs+z0)

165 Let's go shopping on the Miracle Mile!
Posted by: rd

*******

That's what I thought it was called, but the internetz inform me it is called the" Magnificent Mile:. Apparently there are Miracle Miles in Las Vegas and L.A.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (ykeLU)

166 This happened on three consecutive nights. Think about that. These cockroaches riot, then eventually go home for the night. Then they wake up and do whatever they do all day. Then once night comes again, they riot again. Then go home. Repeat again.

These aren't "riots" -- they are pre-planned, staged events. It's like they're selling tickets to the shit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

167 don't forget, it's places like chicago that will get people like biden reelected

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (B1FKF)

168 >>Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision


Like a Juvenile Detention Center?

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (8c8Y3)

169 HeyJackass reports final totals for the weekend killed 13, wounded 31. Worst murder total for this weekend in last ten years. As the sainted Obama said "elections have consequences"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (Uk8NJ)

170 They won't be able to control everything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (h3tqt)

171
"Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors."

https://tinyurl.com/vdx6nacd
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:52 PM (bhRsz)



So they ARE pushing for midnight basketball again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

172 159 We really need to improve black pistol accuracy.

.. it takes time

Just a few years ago, thee was a rash of shootings in Philadelphia that hit their victim "in the ass".
Now, after years of practice, they are now hitting parts of the body much more vital.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

173 Teachers Unions will UNIVERSALLY vote for the leftmost candidate that has a chance of winning. Yes, there is negotiating and wrangling and promises made, but all that is normal. Every leftist candidate will do the exact same thing. I doubt the new Chicago Mayor promised them anything out of the ordinary.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 12:48 PM (j2Xg6)
++++
Just continued cover from any criticism, I reckon.

$17k per pupil. That is almost $8 *billion.* And they hoover up all that cash while running a district that does less well than other Illinois districts in terms of math and reading competence and where 46% of students engage in "chronic absenteeism."

That's a lot of gravy to keep moving, and a lot of questions that need to be studiously avoided in order to win the support of the teacher unions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (t0OGg)

174 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

YT people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (FVME7)

175 169 HeyJackass reports final totals for the weekend killed 13, wounded 31. Worst murder total for this weekend in last ten years. As the sainted Obama said "elections have consequences"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (Uk8NJ)

=========

"We like watching the poor brown people kill each other. It's the only way the wife gets off these days."
-Rich, white, Chicagoans, behind closed doors

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

176 Not if they go Mad Max in the right ways. Cow-catchers with spikes...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

Death Race 2023!

Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (j40lz)

177 Any truth to the rumor that the rambunctious youths broke into a music store hoping to find the owner's lute?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)

178 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bkUtD)

----------

The only thing better than this would be if the DNC held its 2024 convention there.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (bBbl5)

179 Regarding the Schlitz ad from 1977 in the last thread: I believe the actor was Gary Cole of Midnight Caller and The Brady Bunch Movie. He was about 21 then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

180 Meanwhile Jim Jordan has put together a Blue Ribbon (more like a no nonsense warning shot commitee) in NYC. Live now

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (DI4N/)

181 And they call it gun violence in order to avoid holding the Yates accountable.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (OA+E4)

182 "We like watching the poor brown people kill each other. It's the only way the wife gets off these days."
-Rich, white, Chicagoans, behind closed doors
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)


Perhaps not, how you say, the *only* way....

Posted by: The Paolo at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (bhRsz)

183 >> Emjay Phan @heyFATabbot · Apr 15
It looks bad but it's not really that bad. If you group a ton of isolated incidents then of course it will look out of control. It's contained just not good optics.


It's sad that this dude does not recognize that this is not normal, it's socially f'd up and a sign of worse to come. Must be that he's become so used to dysfunction he has no other frame of reference?

Also from his twitter: https://tinyurl.com/mr2dnn3p

Had seen this elsewhere, didn't know it was in Chicago too. I don't even know wtf is going on here. . . like some primitive world. Watch to the end.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (EdLEa)

184 75 68 The incoming mayor has reacted to the events by urging Chicagoans not to demonize the teens involved in the lawlessness.

No, that really happened.
Posted by: Dr. T
========
They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
-------------
They are already there---the crash happened and the survivors are cannibalizing what is left of it.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (ha/xH)

185 The DNC Convention is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: Roland HTG at April 17, 2023 12:38 PM (j40lz)


Flash mobs can be coordinated from anywhere, just like the "Rush Area 51" was. I am not sure what you can do about it other than what the US Army did and threaten to arrest and shoot anyone that decided to carry through.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (xhaym)

186 My daily quote appears somewhat relevant.

“The goose on the wing laughs at crocodiles, so goes their saying down in Alexandria; but when the goose is asleep on the water, it is the crocodiles who laugh.”—H. Rider Haggard, Cleopatra

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (EXyHK)

187 Ald. Lopez needs to stop tone-policing our youths.

Posted by: Mayor Elect (Worse than Groot if you can believe that) Brandon Jackson at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (+B0EC)

188 ... youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision ...

.. there is a bill in the House calling for a Constitutional amendment to reduce the voting age to 16 .. so I assume they will need "adult guidance and supervision"

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

189 Mid-teen ghetto kids go to certain hangout spots (the pool, the skating rink, etc) without supervision. When the hangout spot closes, they mob nearby businesses.

This is now normal.

Some of the mob are gang members. When rival gang members spot each other at the mob, they start shooting at each other.

This is now normal.

Another iteration of the same thing is the house party. Mobs of kids without supervision go to a house party. Rival gang members either spot each other, or they know their rivals will be at a party because it's in their territory. They start shooting at each other.

This happens all the time in Philly, Chicago, Atlanta, St Louis, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (j2Xg6)

190 At this point, you can only stop this with massive force - which won't happen. It only gets worse. We've gone from being ashamed to a degree when passing a group of youths of a certain demographic and feeling nervous, to it being stupid to not be nervous or actually on high alert. Nauseating.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem


=========================

The Four Nights of George Floyd Riots in Mpls and StP only ended after Feckless Gov Walz called up the entire MN National Guard, every Game Warden, Correctional Officer, and every MN LEO he could find on Saturday Morning. OVERHELMING FORCE.

By 10PM Saturday night the rioters were either arrested or dispersed. The riots stopped.

The PEACEFUL PROTESTS lasted for weeks. PEACEFULLY!

Overwhelming force works.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (Z32m1)

191 What is really a head scratcher at NASCAR is not just a street race, but scheduling it for 4th July .pre weekend. Complete with concerts at night. Race is scheduled for July 2. How do you set up pits, trailers, equipment etc in downtown Chicago three days prior to racing?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (QAyjP)

192 >>>Wall the bitch off and air drop booze and guns.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

No booze, but plenty of guns.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Zardoz head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (FVME7)

193 There was a shooting in Alabama this weekend at a Bday party and little info is coming out about it.... I believe the perp/perps were of the wrong color to really release much.. Of course joe's handlers released the usual confiscate guns statement....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023


***
Rumor hath it that the brother of the birthday girl was named "Philtavious." (No, not a joke.) I think that tells us all we need to know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (J2vNu)

194 They are already there---the crash happened and the survivors are cannibalizing what is left of it.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (ha/xH)


Should we be digging out the Alive! Cookbook?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (xhaym)

195 Race to oblivion, Dem blue cities or nations like Germany with the green energy madness? The former Thunderdome, the latter a caliphate - 10 years tops.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (oWBc3)

196 because Tranheuser-Busch execs...

Oh, that is good. Got to remember that one.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (Sv58p)

197 Since less then half of the students in Chicago pubic schools are competent in basic academic skills I'm gonna guess their parents don't think they're out doing homework with their friends.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (bBdPQ)

198 Isolated incidents.... since obama showed up in the WH..

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (xNg0H)

199 Shaking my head at this idiot.

MAYOR-ELECT JOHNSON STATEMENT
ON LAST NIGHT'S UNREST CHICAGO - "In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities
in their own communities. "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors. This is one aspect of my comprehensive approach to improve public safety and make Chicago livable for
everyone."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

200 Any truth to the rumor that the rambunctious youths broke into a music store hoping to find the owner's lute?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)

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Those rambunctious youths were heard to be rapping the lyrics "I like big booty, I cannot lie!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (bBbl5)

201 >>So they ARE pushing for midnight basketball again.......


No, they are pushing for FUNDING for midnight basketball, which will be spent on all sorts of BS stuff and really go into bureaucrats' pockets.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (EdLEa)

202 @175 I actually wouldn't be surprised. Otherwise the wealthy whites who voted for the new mayor are just complete idiots. Might be both

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (Uk8NJ)

203 They bought their tickets.

I say, let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They are already there---the crash happened and the survivors are cannibalizing what is left of it.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (ha/xH)

Like a Peruvian Soccer team.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

204 Any reason for the riot?
==
warm weather, schools closed for spring break

it doesnt take much for highly spirited yuths these days to become exuberant.

Posted by: Who runs Chicagotown at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (oQN3I)

205 21 I'm hoping it's a replay of '68 honestly.

it's what they deserve
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (nXhwP)

So are some of them, actually.

They want that moment of the cops shooting leftist protestors to kick this shit into high gear.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (UnA8+)

206 Where are the reporters doing interviews of White Chicagoans who were assaulted during these wildings, who had their vehicles vandalized, purses stolen?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (KiBMU)

207 178 The idiots at NASCAR are running a street race through Chicago this year. Arguably the worst idea they ever had.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (bkUtD)

Death Race 2023? I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Candidus at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (+B0EC)

208 ... "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
++++
What if they don't want that adult guidance and supervision?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (t0OGg)

209 They'd probably get less of this behavior if they brought back public floggings.

Maybe import some of those cane guys from Singapore.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (ou9hh)

210 Rumor hath it that the brother of the birthday girl was named "Philtavious." (No, not a joke.) I think that tells us all we need to know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (J2vNu)


Ah, Swedish Mennonites again.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (bhRsz)

211 What is really a head scratcher at NASCAR is not just a street race, but scheduling it for 4th July .pre weekend. Complete with concerts at night. Race is scheduled for July 2. How do you set up pits, trailers, equipment etc in downtown Chicago three days prior to racing?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (QAyjP)



It will be set up the week prior. The teams will arrive on Wednesday night and practice Thursday, qualify Friday, practice again on Saturday, then race Sunday.

Downtown will be fubar for a week +.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Those rambunctious youths were heard to be rapping the lyrics "I like big booty, I cannot lie!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (bBbl5)

Rons, raise your hand if you heard the song in your head.

*raises hand*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (zZu0s)

213 140 Chicago will be as quiet as an Amish farm. The RNC will be a clusterfuck every which way
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 17, 2023 12:43 PM (Eeb9P)

Milwaukee is an hour away from Chicago.
And an hour away from Madison.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 12:49 PM (Z32m1)


"What highway gets us to Milwaukee, bro? And while you be thinkin' 'bout dat, open the safe or Mr. Nine Millimeter here be sayin' hello to yo' brain."

Posted by: Every at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (AMIL/)

214 "You can take my balls, but you can't take my gusto!"

Posted by: New Dylan Mulvaney ad for Schlitz at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (fs1hN)

215 A friend of mine from Chicago now calls it The Mad Max Mike.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (bBdPQ)

216 This leggy brunette in white avoids Chicago:
https://is.gd/z9mz62

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (t0OGg)

217 It looks bad but it's not really that bad.

It's never really bad until they're burning your shit down.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (ppBhU)

218
No, they are pushing for FUNDING for midnight basketball, which will be spent on all sorts of BS stuff and really go into bureaucrats' pockets.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:57 PM (EdLEa)



Ah.....Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

219 189 Mid-teen ghetto kids go to certain hangout spots (the pool, the skating rink, etc) without supervision. When the hangout spot closes, they mob nearby businesses.

This is now normal.

Some of the mob are gang members. When rival gang members spot each other at the mob, they start shooting at each other.

This is now normal.

Another iteration of the same thing is the house party. Mobs of kids without supervision go to a house party. Rival gang members either spot each other, or they know their rivals will be at a party because it's in their territory. They start shooting at each other.

This happens all the time in Philly, Chicago, Atlanta, St Louis, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Happening more and more in the suburbs--thug culture spreads over time because grandma sends gang thug boy to live with relatives and that thug boy creates his own thug gang locally.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (ha/xH)

220 But let's look on the bright side. You can get a Taurus G3 right now for $215.

https://tinyurl.com/58zez87z

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (sWM8x)

221

On Saturday, crowds estimated by various sources in the hundreds up to thousands descended on the Millennium Park, which bars those under 21 after a certain hour. Instead, the teens smashed cars and jumped up and down on trapped vehicles, with police having to escort tourists back to their hotels in the area.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (63Dwl)

222 I believe the perp/perps were of the wrong color

... those grey extra-terrestrial aliens are just out of control

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

223 I can't help but notice a lack of diversity in those crowds...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, a literal ray of sunshine at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (jTmQV)

224 "In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However...

********

The use of the word 'however' signifies that everything in the preceding sentence is BS.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (ykeLU)

225 So faceplant is posting "news" reports. This one is gloating about how they got Clarence Thomas this time because he sold something to a donor without filing the proper paperwork. Ooh, Ooh let's hang him high.
Do they think we're not noticing how often they're going after our side for diddly shit, while letting their side walk on both high crimes and misdemeanors??
It just bums me out where this is heading

Posted by: From about that Time at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (4780s)

226 "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors. This is one aspect of my comprehensive approach to improve public safety and make Chicago livable for
everyone."

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Plenty of space in the graveyard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (FVME7)

227 Who cares?
Chitcago is getting what they voted for

Posted by: Immortal Turtle at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (YTBIQ)

228 It's sad that this dude does not recognize that this is not normal, it's socially f'd up and a sign of worse to come. Must be that he's become so used to dysfunction he has no other frame of reference?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (EdLEa)
----
To the people who live in these shitholes, it *IS* normal and just a part of the "city experience."

If they've lived there their entire lives, they don't even have a conception of what living outside the city can mean in terms of peace, quiet, and stability.

My little town (20K) has a pretty significant drug problem, but very little murder problem.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (YIVH2)

229 -Rich, white, Chicagoans, behind closed doors
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Do you actually know any rich, white Chicagoans? I think it's more likely that they just ignore the killings because they turn off the news or just think it's those "other people. " because people getting off on killing people of other races seems a bit odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (Keyt1)

230 "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors. This is one aspect of my comprehensive approach to improve public safety and make Chicago livable for
everyone."

--------

Make Federally-Funded Midnight Basketball Grifting Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (iYt4/)

231 Last time I was in Chicago we watched Ryne Sandberg play for the Cubbies. Guess things have gone down hill since then.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (PbwT0)

232 Like a Peruvian Soccer team.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Heh.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (ha/xH)

233 Navy veteran divorcee, 37, under investigation for running pro-Russian 'Donbass Devushka' channels where she 'put on a phony accent' and 'posted at least four' classified documents leaked by 21-year-old Jack 'The Dripper' Teixeira

.. DOJ is supposed to be having a "national security" PR event starting now

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

234 Social Media is a tool of the Devil! Of course, Shirley you know I'm jesting.

I remember when a time when our municipality had a 10pm curfew for minors. Civilization is out of control. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (V4X9X)

235 Defund Brandon Johnson!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (Keyt1)

236 Ah the good old days. Sears Tower, McCormick Place, the egg (?) great restaurants, when I used to attend manufacturing conventions at McCormick. Now the Sears Tower (or whatever its called) is long ago not that tall compared to the building in Dubal and other rich cities. Dubal also has the largest shopping mall in the world, and you couldn't afford to shop there, unless your super rich.

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (8p0Zk)

237 People that live in deep blue cities are the canaries in the coal mine.

*checks on canaries *

Welp.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (lEU8g)

238 Like a Peruvian Soccer team.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)


Uruguayan Rugby team.

Don't worry, I used to think it was an Argentinian Soccer team.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (xhaym)

239
That's what I thought it was called, but the internetz inform me it is called the" Magnificent Mile:. Apparently there are Miracle Miles in Las Vegas and L.A.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (ykeLU)


thanks, I stand corrected.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (Z32m1)

240 I'm beginning to think the rich white liberal women living in Chicago's northside who voted for this, are actually really racist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (fs1hN)

241 I can't help but notice a lack of diversity in those crowds...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, a literal ray of sunshine at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (jTmQV)


I'm pretty sure you're racist for noticing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

242 229 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:01 PM (Keyt1)

========

I'm not sure, but I know you're an unfunny, joyless scold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

243 Demonizing demons? Kinda harsh, man.

Posted by: Satan at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (ppBhU)

244 Each of these criminal youths just wanted to be the first in their family to go to college, cut'em some slack!

Posted by: Rbastid at April 17, 2023 01:03 PM (Kn4u1)

245 The outpouring Hopen'change that Chicago Jesus promised us!

It's emotional to witness.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 17, 2023 01:03 PM (Uihux)

246 However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities.

Which is not the fault of wypipo or conservatives. That's 100$ on you.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 17, 2023 01:03 PM (4olE8)

247 What if they don't want that adult guidance and supervision?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 12:59 PM (t0OGg)
******
They're obviously not getting any adult guidance at home.
CPS should be called.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

248 -Rich, white, Chicagoans, behind closed doors
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

LOL.

That was supposed to be funny? Ty harder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (Keyt1)

249 It's sad that this dude does not recognize that this is not normal, it's socially f'd up and a sign of worse to come. Must be that he's become so used to dysfunction he has no other frame of reference?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 12:56 PM (EdLEa)
++++
I was on a call with a coworker who lives in San Francisco. He was talking about life in the city. He said that he was kind of mad that the FedEx guy didn't bring the package up the stairs to his front door because he saw it be delivered on his security cameras (which everyone has there) and went down to get it and by the time he got there 45 seconds later, it had been stolen.

He then mentioned that he was glad his catalytic converter hadn't been stolen yet, because it happened to his neighbor three times before the neighbor gave up and got rid of the car.

And he just shrugged it all off. Just the way life is in San Francisco. Sure it sucks, but what can you do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (t0OGg)

250 The solution? Midnight Pickleball.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (iayUP)

251 Turning your life around iz hahd!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Another thing, it's nearly impossible to get any voter registration data from any official source in Chicago.

Anyway, none of the numbers actually add up or make sense, and that's by design.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (up/3i)

253 To the people who live in these shitholes, it *IS* normal and just a part of the "city experience."

---------

I believe San Francisco recently adopted this statement as their new City Motto.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (iYt4/)

254 "You're violent rage is justified, but don't be violent" is the standard Dem response and their base knows that it means.

Posted by: CJ at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (9KqcB)

255 Uruguayan Rugby team.

Don't worry, I used to think it was an Argentinian Soccer team.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (xhaym)

I thought it was another nation's team, just could not summon it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

256 >>Instead, the teens smashed cars and jumped up and down on trapped vehicles, with police having to escort tourists back to their hotels in the area.


They didn't just smash the Tesla, they lit it on fire.
Quite dangerous with electric cars, takes a lot more work to put them out.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (EdLEa)

257 Within 18 months, Mayor Mountain Dew Camacho will be recalled. Afterwards, yet another anarcho-communist will be elected. Terminal loops are fun!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (CwhoI)

258 The news was saying people were practically running to Chicago, because they knew they could shoot, rob, and loot the town without consequences.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 12:39 PM (bkUtD)


Are they coming from Indiana? Cuz the politicos in Chicago are always saying that their gun problems come from Indiana.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (GYIa4)

259 it is not constructive to demonize youth

We're not. We are calling demons "demons".

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (xttsV)

260 >>>Uruguayan Rugby team.

Don't worry, I used to think it was an Argentinian Soccer team.
Posted by: Kindltot


Look at this country! You Are Gay.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (bkUtD)

261 "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors."

For most of us, that space would be called a 'town' or a 'city' or even a 'home'. But adult guidance and supervision are not some wondrous miracle or government program out here.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (Sv58p)

262 Why do these black white supremacists keep rioting?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (fXRJa)

263 I watched that Brandon Johnson video. Wow. I think it's a close contest on who is dumber, him or the Bud Light frat-girl airhead. How do these obviously stupid and dip-shitted people get so far ahead?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

264 Meanwhile, in LA . . .

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
A large mob looted an LA gas station last night. Police couldn’t intervene.

https://bit.ly/3A30nBx

-
Video at link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)

265 > Happening more and more in the suburbs--thug culture spreads over time because grandma sends gang thug boy to live with relatives and that thug boy creates his own thug gang locally.

Oh, yeah. That's been happening at least since the 80s. Grandma realized their charge is involved in a gang, so Grandma ships their charge elsewhere to get them out. But in the new location, the little shithead looks around and realizes they can be a big fish in a little pond. So instead of being a Jr gang member in Los Angeles, they are now a Sr gang member in a small town.

That's how so many gangs named after streets in Los Angeles spread to sub 20K person towns all over the US.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (j2Xg6)

266 To the people who live in these shitholes, it *IS* normal and just a part of the "city experience."

If they've lived there their entire lives, they don't even have a conception of what living outside the city can mean in terms of peace, quiet, and stability.

My little town (20K) has a pretty significant drug problem, but very little murder problem.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:00 PM (YIVH2)


=========

Do not worry. It will get worse.

The big cities started out the same way. Just a little drug use. Just a little street crime. Just a little more crime year after year. A few drug related murders.

Slowly. It will get worse.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Z32m1)

267 Like a Peruvian Soccer team.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

Uruguayan Rugby team.

Don't worry, I used to think it was an Argentinian Soccer team.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (xhaym)
----------
Where does the Bolivian Curling Team fit in?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (2hlEI)

268 "However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities."
_______________

Opportunities they had just a few years ago when the black unemployment rate was the lowest on record.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (CcoDx)

269 229 -Rich, white, Chicagoans, behind closed doors
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Do you actually know any rich, white Chicagoans? I think it's more likely that they just ignore the killings because they turn off the news or just think it's those "other people. " because people getting off on killing people of other races seems a bit odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I do and quite a few of them are vicious racists more than the Klan ever was. The crime is even beginning to reach them by destroying their ability to go shop at the Magnificent Mile (some of those 'riots' are organized looting of the shops there), go to places like the Art Institute or parks, and so on.

The Democrat party is held together by the rich ones wanting things like unfettered abortions to eliminate undesirables in the family, keep the looting populations under control, and access to drugs, kids, or any other depraved vice. The poor and unions want more public grift. The working poor and the middle class are the ones that take it in the neck and not surprisingly they are leaving while they can.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (ha/xH)

270 'It can't possibly get worse' is always the wrong thing to say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:40 PM (zZu0s)


Happy Fun Time Universe has a bag full of "special" presents for whenever someone says that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (GYIa4)

271 263 I watched that Brandon Johnson video. Wow. I think it's a close contest on who is dumber, him or the Bud Light frat-girl airhead. How do these obviously stupid and dip-shitted people get so far ahead?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

No matter who wins- we lose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

272 >> "You're violent rage is justified, but don't be violent" is the standard Dem response and their base knows that it means.

Don't forget the wink and pointing motion to a white, Republican neighborhood.

This is classic Obama-encouraged "it takes a little inconvenience to effect change!" in action. YOUR inconvenience, so that they can change this country for the worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (EdLEa)

273


This is really the best story I've heard in a long time.

Will the progs finally take it in the ass fast hard and deep as they should. Well, in the 70s shit was bad in the cities.

Make it worse I say.

Give these idiot kids guns. Get some real violence going.

Notice the juxtapositon of Elon's rocket and this bullshit and the low IQ mongoloids running that shithole fucked up city.





Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 17, 2023 01:07 PM (UCNv1)

274 Let's not forget that the teachers union helped get Brandon Johnson elected.

Yay Randi Weingarten!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 01:07 PM (NpAcC)

275 I thought Midnight Basketball solved these problems.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 01:07 PM (OTXUv)

276 Is it too cold in chicago for outdoor midnight basketball?

Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (d5Qya)

277 That Irish rugby guy, this is no joke, he ran right over those black and tans...which I believe we should support people of all colors and genders, and we can together...together we can...lick the world. God bless the United States of America. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Slow Joe covering himself with glory in Ulster at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (V6LRK)

278 Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision,

Used to be called Schools, and churches... and I rememberz some now demonized group called the Boy Scouts...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (oHd/0)

279 “Where are their parents “ in jail or at the nearest crack house.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (QAyjP)

280 The store owners and innocent's were asking for it. - Democrat party

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (DMyTF)

281 Meanwhile, in LA . . .

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
A large mob looted an LA gas station last night. Police couldn’t intervene.

https://bit.ly/3A30nBx

-
Video at link.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)


==============

Is this the video showing them breaking through the security door into the closed for the night gas station?

Yes it was closed and locked up tight.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Z32m1)

282 I was there in 1968. Field engineer on a furnace build at Inland Steel Indiana Harbor, East Chicago, IN. Lived in Whiting, just in sight of the IL line and city of Chicago limit.

Rode a motorcycle right up US41 from there, right up through south Chicago, up Lakeshore Drive and into the city. All the action was outside the Blackstone Hotel where the DNC had their HQ.

It was all about anti-war. Johnson had announced he would not seek reelection. I had lots of friends that had been drafted. Knew guys that dropped out of engineering school to enlist. I always thought my draft board had lost my records because of everyone I knew, I was the only one who had not been called in for a physical.

My employer had the maintenance contract at the huge atomic energy works at Oak Ridge, TN and was able to get me and every other draft age engineer employee a "critical skills" deferment, even though I was no where near Oak Ridge.

The wild demonstrations in downtown Chicago seemed to me to be fairly safe as long as you weren't up front screaming at the baton-wielding cops. And largely white. Hugely white, in fact.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (KiBMU)

283 This is 4 blocks north of the Philippine Embassy. Coocoo cocopuffs, man. Wifey and I have taken the South Bend South Shore to its' end at Millenium Station and walk those 4 blocks back. IDK what keeps someone from opening up on these animals.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (3Or4S)

284 You're right.
Look at all the white supremacy!!!
OMG, somebody do something!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, a literal ray of sunshine at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (jTmQV)

285 275 I thought Midnight Basketball solved these problems.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 17, 2023 01:07 PM (OTXUv)

I thought the Beige Messiah's presidency did that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 01:08 PM (bs+z0)

286 It was just a performance of West Side Story.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2023 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

287 Offside TJM, offside.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 17, 2023 01:09 PM (oWBc3)

288 That's what I thought it was called, but the internetz inform me it is called the" Magnificent Mile:. Apparently there are Miracle Miles in Las Vegas and L.A.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 12:53 PM (ykeLU)


The got the idea from me, you know. The original name was "Fat Frank's Footpath" and was supposed to go to the stockyards, and I said, "take it from me, it will be miracle if it lasts a month"

Posted by: Miles Glorioso at April 17, 2023 01:09 PM (xhaym)

289 Cops are really going to have their hands full for the convention. United Center is ~2.5 miles west of lakefront and has few hotels in the area. Cops will have to protect UC, the corridors that conventioneers take to get to UC, plus downtown areas where hotels are located. Gonna be lots of overtime.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2023 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

290 Chicago voted for someone worse than Groot. This is spectacular. Woke thugs steal from Woke corporations who fund Woke politicians who install Woke policies that allow Woke thugs to financially damage Woke corporations.

Da two yutes.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 17, 2023 01:10 PM (Foryq)

291 Meanwhile, in LA . . .

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
A large mob looted an LA gas station last night. Police couldn’t intervene.

https://bit.ly/3A30nBx

-
Video at link.


This is why the good Lord invented the scatter gun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:10 PM (DMyTF)

292 Here is Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson defending looters and attacking corporations.

“You can’t condone the looting that corporations continue to do every single day when they take tax dollars from Black, brown and white folks all over the city of Chicago so that they can turn a profit... That type of looting has to be disrupted as well. That’s what we’re calling for in this moment.

++++
How dare they sell goods and provide services to people in exchange for money and earn a profit? That kind of looting has to be disrupted!

Hey, dipshit, a sale requires consent - both the seller's and the buyer's. That's not looting. Looting is what happens when you *remove* that consent.

Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

293 >>>Cops are really going to have their hands full for the convention. United Center is ~2.5 miles west of lakefront and has few hotels in the area. Cops will have to protect UC, the corridors that conventioneers take to get to UC, plus downtown areas where hotels are located. Gonna be lots of overtime.
Posted by: mr tmz


Would be a shame if everyone got the Blue Flu.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 17, 2023 01:10 PM (bkUtD)

294 Fitting earworm for this thread.
"The Night Chicago Died"

https://youtu.be/GOXUT5Y9aA8

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (LLddH)

295 Off Homer sock.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (bkUtD)

296 It's Miller time!

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
It's Monday and Biden called a lid at 9:03 am

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (FVME7)

297 .. there is a bill in the House calling for a Constitutional amendment to reduce the voting age to 16 .. so I assume they will need "adult guidance and supervision"
Posted by: SMOD

And the defund folks are saying that the human brain is not fully developed until age 25, therefore, we cannot hold anyone younger than that responsible for any violent felonies. But 4 year olds can determine their gender.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (snpvX)

298 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (ha/xH)

I did not say they were not racist, only that I found it a bit of stretch to say Al's, rich white Chicaogan's wife is getting sexually aroused by blacks killing each other. And I agree with your last paragraph and appreciate you not calling me a joyless , humorless scold to get your points across.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Keyt1)

299 Here is Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson defending looters and attacking corporations.

“You can’t condone the looting that corporations continue to do every single day when they take tax dollars from Black, brown and white folks all over the city of Chicago so that they can turn a profit... That type of looting has to be disrupted as well. That’s what we’re calling for in this moment.


=======================

If you own a business in Chiraq? The mayor just told you it is time to get out. Right Fucking NOW!!!

When they tell you they want to kill you? You should believe them.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Z32m1)

300 Midnight Pickleball.
Posted by: fd

*******

This gives me a great idea. Give everybody a pony (I know I want one), and have Midnight Ponyback Pickleball/Polo tournaments.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)

301 @EndWokeness
A large mob looted an LA gas station last night. Police couldn’t intervene.

https://bit.ly/3A30nBx

-
Video at link.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)



Image in the thread of the wolf wearing makeup saying "I just want to read stories to your chickens" is pretty funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

302 The solution? Midnight Pickleball.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 01:04 PM (iayUP)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (SnKmd)

303 294 the lead singer in the band that did that song just died

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Uk8NJ)

304 I no longer react to these events as though they're happening in my country.

That's a little disturbing, but it's true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (sWM8x)

305 "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly"


They will have plenty of space to gather after all the stores are closed. Big, empty buildings where they can loot anything left, responsibly.

Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (cUYo/)

306 276 Is it too cold in chicago for outdoor midnight basketball?

... not too cold to go to Subway .. in MAGA country

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

307 the marxist sees the criminal, the looter, the rioter as an ally.

you're like, why was there crime in the 70s. same fucking idea.

of course, that was a different America. Now we're benefiting from criminal tourism as well.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (MLrvz)

308 ""In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities."

--

Quinn's Law: Everything before "but" [or synonyms like "however"] is bulls**t.

Posted by: can of spam at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (7oNMO)

309 The solution? Midnight Pickleball.

With or without machetes'?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (DMyTF)

310 This can't be.

Last night was a school night!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (Vwz3I)

311 267 Like a Peruvian Soccer team.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

Uruguayan Rugby team.

Don't worry, I used to think it was an Argentinian Soccer team.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:02 PM (xhaym)
----------
Where does the Bolivian Curling Team fit in?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (2hlEI)

Women's curling?
*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (xcxpd)

312 >>>A large mob looted an LA gas station last night. Police couldn’t intervene.

Where have you gone, LA roof Koreans?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you,
Woo, woo woo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2023 01:13 PM (CwhoI)

313 That's what I thought it was called, but the internetz inform me it is called the" Magnificent Mile:. Apparently there are Miracle Miles in Las Vegas and L.A.
Posted by: Muldoon

It's a miracle if you make it a mile?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (FVME7)

314 It's Miller time!

Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
It's Monday and Biden called a lid at 9:03 am
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


===================

Naw! Bud Light. Tapioca Joe and Dylan Mulvaney will be splitting a six pack and a six year old.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (Z32m1)

315 Where does the Bolivian Curling Team fit in?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 01:06 PM (2hlEI)


Right up there behind the Colombian national Tejo league.

(Tejo involves getting drunk and throwing rocks at a mud bank. Small explosions may be involved)

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (xhaym)

316 However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities.

I thought this vibrant urban culture is where it's at?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (a3Q+t)

317 "Is Midnight Pickleball that thing where you stick pickles up other men's asses? If so, I'm totes down!"

-- Dylan M.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

318 289 Cops are really going to have their hands full for the convention. United Center is ~2.5 miles west of lakefront and has few hotels in the area. Cops will have to protect UC, the corridors that conventioneers take to get to UC, plus downtown areas where hotels are located. Gonna be lots of overtime.
Posted by: mr tmz

Cops in Chicago are retiring as soon as they get their pension rights and many are also leaving the city to take jobs elsewhere. Chicago PD is down about 12 percent in officers compared with 2019 and the attrition rate is about 4 percent last year.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (ha/xH)

319 Last time I was in Chicago we watched Ryne Sandberg play for the Cubbies. Guess things have gone down hill since then.
-------------
Breaking911 @Breaking911 · Apr 16
WATCH THIS: A fight broke out at Saturday's Chicago White Sox game while "Knuck if U Buck" was playing. Security does nothing as brawl goes on for around 2 minutes as fists fly.

Video via @keevkidd
https://tinyurl.com/yj6k5tur

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (Vwz3I)

320 Flash: USA charges two with setting up Chinese ’secret police station’ in NYC

The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) will hold a press conference on Monday, April 17, “to announce arrests and charges in a significant national security matter.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

321 "Reparations will get rid of crime problems in Blue Cities. Right?
Posted by: Gref "


Sort of. It will be relocated to the suburbs.

Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (cUYo/)

322 I'm excited about this new mayor. Mostly because I moved out years ago.
In all seriousness, I'm very happy I sold my house in Chicago. I'd hate to have to try to list it now.

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (53oGX)

323 Let's Go Go Brandon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (63Dwl)

324 303 294 the lead singer in the band that did that song just died
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Uk8NJ)

The "east side" of Chicago is Lake Michigan.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (X+Ku8)

325 Maybe a nice teen center or coffeehouse where the utes can sit around and rap.

Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (JJXON)

326 . there is a bill in the House calling for a Constitutional amendment to reduce the voting age to 16 .. so I assume they will need "adult guidance and supervision"
Posted by: SMOD

--

Health insurance until 26, voting at 16.

I'm assuming the worse stuff will be 11-13

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (Emu9a)

327 white woman attacked by a mob trying to get in her building. So sad. If she would have defended herself, she'd go to jail. tinyurl.com/3xdr9xpu

Posted by: jeff at April 17, 2023 01:16 PM (pvt9V)

328 baton-wielding cops. And largely white. Hugely white, in fact. Posted by: Mr Gaga

Are cops allowed to use baton anymore. I like water cannons like they use in Europe, or at lest Eastern Europe. I see the cops in the UK and Europe carrying some mean looking automatic guns in train/bus and on the streets. Americans don't know what to think of that.

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 01:16 PM (8p0Zk)

329 Flash: USA charges two with setting up Chinese ’secret police station’ in NYC

The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) will hold a press conference on Monday, April 17, “to announce arrests and charges in a significant national security matter.”

Posted by: SMOD

---

It's worth reminding people that, when the RESTRICT Act passes, that will be us after commenting on Ukraine or elections here at the HQ.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 01:16 PM (Emu9a)

330 “In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city. However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities [and will soon be voting for my re-election],” Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson said in a statement Sunday.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (RHGPo)

331 313 That's what I thought it was called, but the internetz inform me it is called the" Magnificent Mile:. Apparently there are Miracle Miles in Las Vegas and L.A.
Posted by: Muldoon

It's a miracle if you make it a mile?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:14 PM (FVME7)
____________

The original "Miracle Mile" was in LA and was quite the trendy scene in its heyday. Vegas used the same name when it opened it's new shopping mall, which was odd since the MM in LA was well past its prime.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

332 I don't know why trump did that to Chicago. He should be investigated by the DA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (slgIg)

333 I saw Rioters and Looters open for Three Dog Night at the 4-H Club tent special class Chicago Cow Pie eating cook offs Illinois State Fair 2019

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (DI4N/)

334 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (RG6z4)

335 Racism and sexism rear their ugly heads again.

Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
Katie Porter responds to allegations that she created a toxic workplace, made staffers cry and mocked them for reporting sexual harassment.
"I am incredibly proud of my staff ... lots of the so-called bad bosses are women and disproportionately people of color."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

336
Chicago is so fucked. May have the dumbest electorate in the Midwest.
Posted by: mr tmz


*Detroit has entered the chat*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (n+4am)

337 Maybe a nice teen center or coffeehouse where the utes can sit around and rap.
Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (JJXON)
++++
Throw in some "conversation pits" for good measure!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

338 One of the racing blogs I periodically read had some interesting commentary on the upcoming NASCAR race in Chicago. Safety is apparently a concern for some planning on attending. It is apparently not a concern for NASCAR or people from the area... who are outraged that some would think there's a crime/safety issue in Chicago.

Personally, I hope it's the shitshow I believe it will end up being. It's a stupid idea and there's no way the "sport" is going to rake in the urban viewers they think will watch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)

339 "I am incredibly proud of my staff ... lots of the so-called bad bosses are women and disproportionately people of color."

--

You don't say?

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (Emu9a)

340 They've abandoned God for the prince of this world. This is the result. The community has helped the process by blaming others for their own poor decisions. Their so-called "churches" are now filled with apostates, harlequins and racists who are more grievance peddlers then anything else.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (bBdPQ)

341 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM (RG6z4)




This would be an "out of the frying pan, into the fire" moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Just get the f*** away. Wherever you have to go, just get away because there's no fixing this. You just have to escape...

Posted by: Scott Adams at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (e2pvP)

343 Former Navy SEAL Chief takes down One-Eyed McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y5fazpfa

What a fucking scumbag this Crenshaw.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (DMyTF)

344 >>>Cops in Chicago are retiring as soon as they get their pension rights and many are also leaving the city to take jobs elsewhere. Chicago PD is down about 12 percent in officers compared with 2019 and the attrition rate is about 4 percent last year.
Posted by: whig


More than a few blue police departments are doing the same. They're trying to get out as fast as possible, either retiring or leaving for suburban departments where they're appreciated.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (bkUtD)

345 They aren't starving they're just destructive assholes, emboldened by dipshits like this Brandon Johnson character.

Posted by: Desperation my ass at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (V6LRK)

346 It is just these uncertain times brought on by the pandemic and the economic uncertainty of Trump. This is the new normal. We are all in this together.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (slgIg)

347
Image in the thread of the wolf wearing makeup saying "I just want to read stories to your chickens" is pretty funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM


That is good.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (enJYY)

348 >> Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.


That is one fine LP.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (8c8Y3)

349 LOOOOL Florida will now have state inspectors investigating any accidents on THeme Park Rides no matter the size,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

350 lol, gonna get what they "voted" for, good & hard.

"304 I no longer react to these events as though they're happening in my country.

That's a little disturbing, but it's true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2023 01:12 PM (sWM8x) "

pretty much sums up where I'm at, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (mIvbT)

351 339 "I am incredibly proud of my staff ... lots of the so-called bad bosses are women and disproportionately people of color."


For once I have to agree with her
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Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (bs+z0)

352 I just don't get that corporations taking tax dollars statement. I must have missed something.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (4780s)

353 Rested, tanned and ready.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (CwhoI)

354 It's the way the people of Chicago want it to be. Fine by me.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (dTFZY)

355 >>Chicago is so fucked. May have the dumbest electorate in the Midwest.


Gary Indiana elected Mayo Pete.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (8c8Y3)

356 >>>I just don't get that corporations taking tax dollars statement. I must have missed something.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (CwhoI)

357 It really is a shame that we're in the middle of a 500 year drought for f*cks to give.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

358 I'll predict that other than the usual black on black shootings that happen every night in Chicago, the convention venue will be a totally locked down green zone of safety and decorum.

The ring of protection will be three cordons deep, the checkpoints fortified with guns, and tech gear will be used to scan badges that will be passport-like with details used to prevent counterfeiting.

The communist deep state knows how to conduct rallies and marches. Look at the Nazis in 1938. It knows how to control dissent. Look at Tiananmen Square.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (KiBMU)

359 They attacked the Art Institute.

The Art Institute.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (2tUFv)

360 Any reason for the riot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Learned behavior . They may not be able to grasp simple algebra but they learned the lessons of the George Floyd Lollapalooza well. Just constructively expressing their emotions.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * invictus maneo at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (mDXyw)

361 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023 01:17 PM


Is he riding The City of New Orleans?

Asking for inquiring folk singers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (a3Q+t)

362 I just don't get that corporations taking tax dollars statement. I must have missed something.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (4780s)
++++
All money belongs to the government.

That or Chicago has been handing out juicy subsidies, which they then blame the corporations for taking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

363 One of the racing blogs I periodically read

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2023 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)


Heh, I initially read this as "one of the racist blogs."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

364
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

There is a pathology among our upper classes that has only worsened over time. In part, the upper classes use events like Chicago to confirm their beliefs that others are subhuman and worthy of being excluded from political and social life because of their way of life.

Similarities exist with England after the Enclosures Act and Ebenezer Scrooge was an exaggerated example of the upper class of that time. Hogarth's etchings of that era indicate a similar situation in cities where gin mills take the place of whatever drug du jour exists today. And with similar results---we are due for a reawakening hopefully as occurred in England partially due to the Wesley brothers.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ha/xH)

365 349 LOOOOL Florida will now have state inspectors investigating any accidents on THeme Park Rides no matter the size,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Do they treat 100 percent of it to code? It is surrounded by wetlands.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)

366 I've noted that it's mid-April - nighttime temperatures in Chicago are still close to freezing.

Imagine what the summer will be like.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (2tUFv)

367 Lived there from 89 to 95. Never felt unsafe any time day or night downtown. What I see today is so sad and, so unnecessary. They have destroyed another great city.

Posted by: germanicus3 at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (kB491)

368 Is he riding The City of New Orleans?

Asking for inquiring folk singers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

--------
The train was derailed in Memphis and thoroughly looted.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ha/xH)

369 The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) will hold a press conference on Monday, April 17, “to announce arrests and charges in a significant national security matter.”
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:15 PM (RHGPo)


I suspect we will soon have a whole passel of Captain Dreyfusses to blame our losses on.

J'accuse!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (xhaym)

370 Vox: What we know about the AL shooting- Not much. Anywayyyyy here is another 2000 words about gun control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (slgIg)

371 349 LOOOOL Florida will now have state inspectors investigating any accidents on THeme Park Rides no matter the size,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

=========

That's going to get expensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

372 352 I just don't get that corporations taking tax dollars statement. I must have missed something.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (4780s)

Perhaps they're all on EBT in which case the individuals are directing tax dollars to the big box retailers, but there's no coercion in those transactions. As for the taxpayer, different story.

Posted by: Or, and hear me out, he's just another idiotic ideologue at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (V6LRK)

373 If we learned anything from the London riots, the safest place to be is in a bookstore.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (X+Ku8)

374 Any reason for the riot?

A local downtown park (Millennium Park) is closed to minors after a certain hour.

The yutes took offense to this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (2tUFv)

375 13 homicides and another 31wounded since Friday Noon.
It would have been more if not for a frigid rainy Sunday.
Raised my taxes 61% because of "gentrification " of the neighborhood.
The reality is they need to get more revenue because of all the empty buildings due to business and residents leaving.
Brandon says he a lot of the problems in Illinois is big business not paying their fair share.
Expecting more bs taxes so that the youth won't be robbed of having places to go without adult supervision.
Hehe

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (exBKw)

376 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Do they treat 100 percent of it to code? It is surrounded by wetlands.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)
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Almost certainly not. Send in the DNR to do some groundwater testing around Disney World...Then shut the park down until it's up to code.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:24 PM (YIVH2)

377 Folks, a $10 contribution to the Democrat Party just might get you a mostly-expenses paid trip to the DNC Convention, but you need to act fast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:24 PM (a3Q+t)

378 362 All money belongs to the government.

That or Chicago has been handing out juicy subsidies, which they then blame the corporations for taking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

==========

"Please come to Chicago. Here's $15 million. Now, sit there while I yell at my dumb voters about how you're evil. We're good, though. I swear. Just let them steal your shit."
-with a thumbs up

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

379 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
...
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)


Disney+

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 17, 2023 01:24 PM (AiZBA)

380 71 349 LOOOOL Florida will now have state inspectors investigating any accidents on THeme Park Rides no matter the size,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

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That's going to get expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

Kid was too short and/or too fat to ride. Tough shit.

Posted by: Amusement park Darwinism at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (V6LRK)

381 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Do they treat 100 percent of it to code? It is surrounded by wetlands.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)

Disney could inspect their own rides because they were their own city and the updated the Law and now the State will do it for All rides no matter the size.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (dKiJG)

382 Out of desperation....


Desperate for a father, sense of patriotism, morality, healthy lifestyle, education...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (3Or4S)

383 the "starved of opportunities" bullshit is complete bullshit. Half of my department uprooted themselves from one Socialist Utopia or another and came here to work. But of course he's defending them. They voted to make him rich and powerful so he could let them do exactly this. Bullshit.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (aGGj6)

384 203 Like a Peruvian Soccer team.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)[/i

Uruguayan.

https://tinyurl.com/y4hmmzer

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (eHovo)

385 359 They attacked the Art Institute.

The Art Institute.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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The barbarians are at the gates--expecting them to be discriminating as to choice of targets for looting and destruction is a bit beyond a mob's thinking.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ha/xH)

386 I no longer react to these events as though they're happening in my country.

I said it when Biden was installed in office: America as a country is dead. It died as a republic in 2012 by reelecting Obama, but... yeah. Its a matter of time before the place fractures.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:25 PM (0hOvj)

387 LOOOOL Florida will now have state inspectors investigating any accidents on THeme Park Rides no matter the size,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:19 PM (dKiJG)


You mean they weren't already? Was Disney allowed to investigate their own accidents in-house?
That seems ripe for abuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (xhaym)

388 Gary Indiana elected Mayo Pete.
Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 01:20 PM (8c8Y3)

South Bend.
Gary is not THAT dumb.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

389 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ha/xH)

Yes; The Wesley brothers and the early Methodist movement did a lot, and I am always praying for revival.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (Keyt1)

390 Woke corp lords are of the same party as these mayors. Or so they think... they assume they are " their " people ,have same worldview. Hahah! Idiots.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (xNg0H)

391 Good and hard.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 17, 2023 01:27 PM (N1DT3)

392 That community organizer with the purple lips needs to straighten things out.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 17, 2023 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

393 Yes; The Wesley brothers and the early Methodist movement did a lot, and I am always praying for revival.
==
You were hoping for the Wesley Bros. You'll get the Kray brothers.

Posted by: Who runs Chicagotown at April 17, 2023 01:27 PM (X8uh8)

394 Dang if Mr Derbyshire didn't know a thing or two

Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2023 01:27 PM (d5Qya)

395 You mean they weren't already? Was Disney allowed to investigate their own accidents in-house?
That seems ripe for abuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (xhaym


Disney was allowed to investigate their own child molestations and take care of things in house.

Posted by: Emmie at April 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Emce2)

396 garrett. No, that would be my hometown of South bend IN. And yes, there is a difference between Gary and South Bend.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (2NHgQ)

397 Any reason for the riot?

Ultimately? No. The park mentioned above has been for a while now closed to minors after dark. The riot was just... because, for the hell of it. It was a nice day, and they just decided to rip the world apart and loot everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (0hOvj)

398 You mean they weren't already? Was Disney allowed to investigate their own accidents in-house?
That seems ripe for abuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:26 PM (xhaym)

YES, they are gonna pass a law that now the State will inspect any rides in SPECIAL DISTRICTS LOL Disney. Disney could hire their own Building CODE inspectors as well

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (dKiJG)

399 >> Good and hard.


Yep. Put a pickle on it and own it Chicago.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (8c8Y3)

400 I guess there's no way to recall the Mayor of Chicago?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Keyt1)

401 Vox: What we know about the AL shooting- Not much. Anywayyyyy here is another 2000 words about gun control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (slgIg)

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Number of historical stories they've done on innocent lives saved and crime prevented by law abiding citizens using -- and even moreso, merely possessing -- firearms?

The over/under starts at: ZERO.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (bBbl5)

402 376 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Do they treat 100 percent of it to code? It is surrounded by wetlands.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)
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Almost certainly not. Send in the DNR to do some groundwater testing around Disney World...Then shut the park down until it's up to code.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:24
The left would do exactly this if it was TRUMP Disney world. They would do more than this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (QOU0Y)

403 Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision,

Teenagers don't need daycare, they need discipline. You should be able to let them roam freely, knowing that they aren't going to act like fucking savages.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (wmDcS)

404 Words deemed offensive for “Indigenous stereotyping and colonial language” included “tribe,” “low man on the totem pole,” “powwow,” “sitting Indian style,” “bury the hatchet,” “on the warpath,” “shaman,” “rain dance,” “savage,” “barbarian,” “off the reservation,” “spirit animal,” “scalped,” “peace pipe,” “hold down the fort,” “frontier.”

The term Spartan, the university’s mascot, escaped the purge.

“Don’t use the shorthand ‘POC’ for people of color, ‘BIPOC’ for Black, Indigenous and people of color or ‘QTBIPOC’ for queer, transgender, Black, Indigenous and people of color unless in a direct quote; when used, explain it,” the guide instructed. “These are vague terms that may unintentionally leave out race and ethnicity groups or create hierarchy.”

.. why so complicated when "freak show" works so well

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

405 More than a few blue police departments are doing the same. They're trying to get out as fast as possible, either retiring or leaving for suburban departments where they're appreciated.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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The one lesson that matters in economics is that people respond to incentives and they avoid disincentives.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (ha/xH)

406 Vox: What we know about the AL shooting- Not much. Anywayyyyy here is another 2000 words about gun control.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (slgIg)
*******
Meanwhile, we still have not seen Audrey Hale's manifesto.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

407 OT DeSantis and the Florida Legislature are dropping the hammer on Disney right now.

Posted by: Editor at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (sF2TH)

408 I can tell you that one of those Wal-Mart stores closing had $10 Million in inventory theft in the last year.

One they are closing in Philadelphia had $8 Million.

I made a trip to New York this past February but don't know that I want to visit another big city ever again.

Posted by: Scott at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (QvuuX)

409 >>Any reason for the riot?


They had their first taste of NY Style Pizza and now they want Reparations.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (8c8Y3)

410 Nighthawks, American Gothic, a couple Mones and Lautrecs going up in smoke will be a bit of a loss.

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (xNg0H)

411 407 OT DeSantis and the Florida Legislature are dropping the hammer on Disney right now.
Posted by: Editor at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (sF2TH)

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I was assured that DeSantis had given the entire state to Disney behind closed doors.

Was I misinformed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

412 388. I doubt Gary would elect an effeminate white homosexual. But South Bend is another story.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (QAyjP)

413 "Comprehensive approach to solving______problem" That's always means either do nothing or have some egregiously dumb solution, such as putting conelike robots in the subways in NY to reduce crime in the subways.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Keyt1)

414 I guess there's no way to recall the Mayor of Chicago?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM


To be fair, he was just elected, and really hasn't had a chance to screw things up yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

415 https://www.foxnews.com

NAVY NCO involved in the leak

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (pVWRI)

416 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023


***
Is He playing cards with the old men in the club car?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

417 "Comprehensive approach to solving______problem" That's always means either do nothing or have some egregiously dumb solution, such as putting conelike robots in the subways in NY to reduce crime in the subways.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM


Ma'am, you are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)

418 Fen - Gillotine maybe?

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (Inlc1)

419 Did ALL the normal rounds (DU, HuffPo, Salon, Jacobin, DailyKos, Slate, etc) and nothing but crickets on the Chicago "wilding" (I'm guessing that term is super-racist). Everyone, however, is talking about some black teen in Kansas City that got shot, so that will probably be the next racism/gun control media narrative.

KC 16y/o shot in head mistakenly knocked on wrong door No charges for the attempted murderer.

There’re mass shootings and then just plain racial killings of blacks; either by police or condoned when they let killers or attempted ones walk free on the premise they are terrified because of blackness. Fuck this shit.


Nextdoor is going crazy. His gofundme was 767,000 this morning. There is a big name civil rights attorney here. The police chief is on it. It sounds like the police really screwed up. They let that guy go before they got evidence so he could have destroyed any evidence.

He's not out of trouble. He was released pending The investigation. The reaction here on KCMO is huge. This is just starting.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (K5FOI)

420 Twitter lawyer says that RDS doesn't have a leg to stand on against Disney, and the prior board will be upheld, then disney will close all of their FL parks for 2 months and cause economic collapse in FL, which will force RDS to resign and FL will vote blue forever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (slgIg)

421 Let's Go, Brandon!

Posted by: red speck at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (Ny/Va)

422 I can tell you that one of those Wal-Mart stores closing had $10 Million in inventory theft in the last year.

people are protesting and demanding the stores stay open, because they have a "right to shop." Sure, only a small percentage of the neighborhood was out looting these stores, but you didn't do anything about them, did you? You just let the looting go on and laughed about it because it was sticking it to the Man.

Welcome to consequences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (0hOvj)

423 Disney really F themselves. They had the ability to hire Tax Inspectors for their own Property

LOL TOLL roads into Disney is on the table, never F with the Government.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (dKiJG)

424 420 Twitter lawyer says that RDS doesn't have a leg to stand on against Disney, and the prior board will be upheld, then disney will close all of their FL parks for 2 months and cause economic collapse in FL, which will force RDS to resign and FL will vote blue forever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (slgIg)

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Missing a step:

And then Hillary is declared president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

425 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)

Straight to streaming devices of HuffPo or Daily K readers?

Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (2bFN5)

426 The one lesson that matters in economics is that people respond to incentives and they avoid disincentives.
Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:29 PM (ha/xH)


They calculate risk against benefit. Incentives go both ways and are modified by needs.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (xhaym)

427 423 Disney really F themselves. They had the ability to hire Tax Inspectors for their own Property

LOL TOLL roads into Disney is on the table, never F with the Government.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (dKiJG)

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That's not a great lesson to impart, but it's true. Trump learned that lesson well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

428 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023

***
Is He playing cards with the old men in the club car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM


"No way! It would take a miracle to win like that!"
-- Old man in the club car

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

429 Welcome to consequences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:32 PM (0hOvj)

Broken window economics - how does it work?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (OgrpQ)

430 Everyone, however, is talking about some black teen in Kansas City that got shot, so that will probably be the next racism/gun control media narrative.


But its the flipside here, nobody is talking about that shooting, but all about the riots.

Now, objectively the riots are a much bigger story and a much more significant event culturally, but still, it shows how the bubbles work online.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (0hOvj)

431 " Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)

Straight to streaming devices of HuffPo or Daily K readers?
Posted by: scampydog "


I was going to say "straight to video" but ok.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (iayUP)

432 Dang if Mr Derbyshire didn't know a thing or two
Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2023


***
Yep, time to have The Talk with my cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

433 Almost certainly not. Send in the DNR to do some groundwater testing around Disney World...Then shut the park down until it's up to code.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:24
The left would do exactly this if it was TRUMP Disney world. They would do more than this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (QOU0Y)
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Hold their feet to the fire to the EXACT letter of all codes and regulations regarding theme parks in the state of Florida. Make the most onerous HOA in FL look like a slumlord by comparison...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (YIVH2)

434 To be fair, he was just elected, and really hasn't had a chance to screw things up yet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (pVWRI)

435 403 Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision,

Teenagers don't need daycare, they need discipline. You should be able to let them roam freely, knowing that they aren't going to act like fucking savages.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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Obama's rotten fruit in education means that yutes are no longer disciplined for serious infractions unless it is so severe that it attracts media attention. So, the yutes do as they want, the juvenile justice system simply teaches them to be better criminals, and then they spring up full blown as adult career criminals.

The culture in inner cities and increasingly many inner suburbs are toxic for yutes as they don't learn anything other than violence, theft, and mayhem pays off. Republicans by and large avoid the issue for fear of being called racists and Democrats, especially in Chicago, use known criminals for vote harvesting, and other illegal activities.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (ha/xH)

436 "Our city must work together to create spaces for youth to gather safely and responsibly, under adult guidance and supervision, to ensure that every part of our city remains welcome for both residents and visitors."

They typically call the person giving that adult guidance and supervision the Warden.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (QlSLv)

437 Twitter lawyer says that RDS doesn't have a leg to stand on against Disney, and the prior board will be upheld, then disney will close all of their FL parks for 2 months and cause economic collapse in FL, which will force RDS to resign and FL will vote blue forever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (slgIg)

Disney forgot to mail any changes to the District to Residents which is required by Florida Law.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (dKiJG)

438 433 Hold their feet to the fire to the EXACT letter of all codes and regulations regarding theme parks in the state of Florida. Make the most onerous HOA in FL look like a slumlord by comparison...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:34 PM (YIVH2)

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"Until Disney's messaging around our children changes, Disney is obviously an unsafe place for children in general. We're doing this for the safety of the children."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

439 Ma'am, you are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (a3Q+t)

II'm not that young, but thanks, and not really all THAT cynical, except that coneheads in the subway will either be vandalized or have pieces stolen or covered with graffiti. Fancy cameras-which is what they are-won't stop the crime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Keyt1)

440 I was assured that DeSantis had given the entire state to Disney behind closed doors.
Was I misinformed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)


Yes he did. And he made a tidy profit for his masters doing so. Oh, and we are totally doomed. Just the way it is, doomed now and forever. Sorry.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (xhaym)

441 Labeling a person as an “illegal immigrant” or “illegal” is not only dehumanizing but also a poor way to describe someone’s migration status. Consider using “undocumented immigrant” or “immigrant who is undocumented.”

.. I prefer "criminally trespassing alien"

Who is speaking for the extra-terrestrial aliens who can't be dehumanized because they aren't human ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

442 Midnight basketball, anyone?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (fW3Ew)

443 Time tags tripped me up. I thought this was a newish thread. My knowledge of Chicago is tiny but I think they always had violence but it was restricted from flowing into their rich neighborhoods until the last few to several years.

I feel like it serves them right for ignoring the fact that people on the south side or wherever never had any public order and the politicians not only didn't care, they used those bad neighborhoods as the veiled threat to the rich neighborhoods as to why they had to have ever increasing taxes and PD budgets to keep the violence confined to the ghettos.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 17, 2023 01:36 PM (3cGpq)

444 420 Twitter lawyer says that RDS doesn't have a leg to stand on against Disney, and the prior board will be upheld, then disney will close all of their FL parks for 2 months and cause economic collapse in FL, which will force RDS to resign and FL will vote blue forever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM (slgIg)
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If Disney closed their theme park for 2 months, just as the season is starting up, which would collapse faster? The FL economy? Or Disney's stock price?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:36 PM (YIVH2)

445 Is He playing cards with the old men in the club car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM
*
"No way! It would take a miracle to win like that!"
-- Old man in the club car
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 17, 2023


***
"You yourself said a penny a point, and no one was keeping score."
( -- Jesus)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:36 PM (J2vNu)

446 440 Yes he did. And he made a tidy profit for his masters doing so. Oh, and we are totally doomed. Just the way it is, doomed now and forever. Sorry.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (xhaym)

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Oh, good.

I thought something positive had happened in a state that recently cleaned up its voting issues. Glad that didn't happen and every state is as fucked as Pennsylvania.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

447 God bless the cities

gives all the scumbags a place to go

Posted by: REDACTED at April 17, 2023 01:37 PM (us2H3)

448 But its the flipside here, nobody is talking about that shooting, but all about the riots.

Now, objectively the riots are a much bigger story and a much more significant event culturally, but still, it shows how the bubbles work online.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM

If only there were some arbiter to decide what stories to support or suppress...or maybe a handful of wise, ethical people with a giant bullhorn to scream their preferred narrative out while drowning out the inconvenient stories...

Posted by: MSM and Big Tech at April 17, 2023 01:37 PM (K5FOI)

449 Who is speaking for the extra-terrestrial aliens who can't be dehumanized because they aren't human ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2023 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

"They said aliens, and she thought they said illegal aliens and signed up."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2023 01:37 PM (OgrpQ)

450 LOL TOLL roads into Disney is on the table, never F with the Government.

Well kinda. Its not so much that they messed with the government, its that they messed with the people, and the people's representatives are responding.

Disney painted themselves into a really stupid corner and their response to the bill protecting kids from perversion and filth was like cutting their own throat.

They had the ultimate corporate deal, they were literally a tax-free independent state within Florida, one the size of Manhattan Island. They ran everything independently, because it was such a huge economic boon to the state to have Walt Disney World there that they were given every possible break and special treatment.

But they got so big and built so much infrastructure up that they were trapped: they cannot leave. Its like young Julius Caesar borrowing so much money from so many people that he HAD to succeed or they'd never get paid back. So he ended up in control of them instead of the other way around.

Disney World cannot move. It would cost them hundreds of billions of dollars and where the heck would they go?? So Florida has them by the short and curlies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2023 01:37 PM (0hOvj)

451 402 376 Ya hafta wonder where all the sewage goes from Disney.
Do they treat 100 percent of it to code? It is surrounded by wetlands.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 17, 2023 01:22 PM (DMyTF)
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Almost certainly not. Send in the DNR to do some groundwater testing around Disney World...Then shut the park down until it's up to code.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2023 01:24
The left would do exactly this if it was TRUMP Disney world. They would do more than this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 17, 2023 01:28 PM (QOU0Y)


==========================

The Next BIG Disney Story:

Just wait until they investigate the Reedy Creek Improvement District Tax Free "Municipal" Bonds. They are neither Municipal Bonds, nor Tax Free. Disney Corp was the beneficiary.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (Z32m1)

452 I do not picture this coming to my AO, the conditions supportive currently don't exist here.

The possibility of exists, naturally, but the probability is slim.

When we moved here 14 years ago, this shit never entered our minds. we moved from flyover country to exactly the same. Our move was to be closer to our kids, at least Mama's was, I just go where she does.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (KATBx)

453 "... starved of opportunities..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

These are kids who can get full Harvard scholarships if they can spell C-A-T.

Posted by: marcus gravey at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (516e+)

454 428 Jesus left Chicago and he's headed for New Orleans.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2023

***
Is He playing cards with the old men in the club car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 01:31 PM

"No way! It would take a miracle to win like that!"
-- Old man in the club car
Posted by: Duncanthrax
________________

A penny a point and no one's keeping score.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (gf7Ez)

455 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (gf7Ez)

456 >>“You can’t condone the looting that corporations continue to do every single day when they take tax dollars from Black, brown and white folks all over the city of Chicago so that they can turn a profit... That type of looting has to be disrupted as well. That’s what we’re calling for in this moment.



Ah, we're at a 2020's "Forgotten Man" type moment here.
The corporations are 'looting' the nation, these youths 'n activists are looting, and yet who is always their target/prey? The lower and middle-class normies and small businesses.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2023 01:38 PM (EdLEa)

457 Give them "Room to Riot" ...

the whole city is the room, burn loot ... you deserve it because slavery once existed in the world (still does exist, but those places don't give a shit about Wokeness, or fairness, or Liberty)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Cus5s)

458 The sad part about Chicago is only 35% actually voted.
Lot of people bitch and moan when they actually could have made a difference

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at April 17, 2023 01:39 PM (npuLh)

459

This new low IQ mongoloid clown Mayor is going to be much worse than that little Salacious Crumb idiot.

He seems dumber and more aggressive.

I LOVE the hell out of this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 17, 2023 01:40 PM (UCNv1)

460 Broken window economics - how does it work?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2023 01:33 PM (OgrpQ)

The government allows people to break your windows and charges you a tax on glass and licenses glaziers, while fining you if you don't get it fixed.

Frederic Bastiat didn't have enough imagination.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:40 PM (xhaym)

461 You know what else causes global warming?

Eco-Lunatics Blame Horse Racing For Climate Change

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:41 PM (FVME7)

462 389 Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ha/xH)

Yes; The Wesley brothers and the early Methodist movement did a lot, and I am always praying for revival.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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We have a similar moment where organized religious leaders are simply not addressing religious concerns as to individuals committing themselves to religious tenets. Instead, too many religious leaders are far more concerned with marketing and social acceptance like the Anglican Church was at the time. Casting a wide net and blaming society for individual misdeeds is a classic bait and switch because the individual in the pew gets cheap absolution because it is society's fault.

Posted by: whig at April 17, 2023 01:41 PM (ha/xH)

463 They attacked the Art Institute.

The Art Institute.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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That makes a lot of sense big-picture wise. The attack is on western civilization, and art museums and schools are absolutely western civilization. Yeah there might be some wing or 3rd floor dedicated to some ugly masks from the depth of Africa or something, but no one is going to school to make them because you could figure it out fairly easily just looking at one for a while.

But schools dedicated to learning art? And buildings dedicated to preserving, appreciating, and sharing art?

That's white as hell. Sorry, western civilization.

Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Emu9a)

464 However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities

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The youths really don't have opportunities for looting in their own neighborhoods, that loot is long gone.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 17, 2023 01:41 PM (lTGtQ)

465 Funny, ace doesn't look newish.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 17, 2023 01:42 PM (Vwz3I)

466 then disney will close all of their FL parks for 2 months and cause economic collapse in FL, which will force RDS to resign and FL will vote blue forever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


NRA World when???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2023 01:42 PM (jzzG8)

467 ....nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2023 01:43 PM (jzzG8)

468
It took me all of five minutes to find a picture of a woman in wolf makeup and teeth, add the caption of 'I just want to read stories to your chickens.' and post it to Facebook.

I'm gonna bet the fuckers won't let others see it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 01:43 PM (enJYY)

469 "Glazier" is a cool word.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2023 01:43 PM (t4fCu)

470 NYC appointed a Rat Czar the other day and PETA fights back!

PETA Says New York City Shouldn’t Kill “Sensitive” Rats

“The rats you see on the streets are still sensitive, intelligent animals and they deserve better than to be killed in gruesome, painful ways,” she added.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2023 01:43 PM (FVME7)

471 I thought something positive had happened in a state that recently cleaned up its voting issues. Glad that didn't happen and every state is as fucked as Pennsylvania.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 17, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)


Nope! Despair, Doom, destruction, typos, failure and death.
They are raising taxes too!

No way to avoid it, we will wind up grubbing for bugs in the remnants of our once standing cities and dreaming of clean water and enough social structure to be beaten once in a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2023 01:45 PM (xhaym)

472 385 359 They attacked the Art Institute.

The Art Institute.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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The barbarians are at the gates--expecting them to be discriminating as to choice of targets for looting and destruction is a bit beyond a mob's thinking.
Posted by: whig
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Visualize looters inside the Art Institute, among the Van Gogh, Monet, Manet and other storied treasures. Some lone late night guard standing in the way. And the rape of history that follows.

I imagine the elders at the Art Institute to be re-thinking security plans this morning, possibly even moving treasured pieces elsewhere? London during the Blitz, Paris before the Nazis wave, Chicago before new Mayor Johnson?

Posted by: SecondCityLurker at April 17, 2023 01:49 PM (MEbkQ)

473
No denying the civil war is on.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2023 01:55 PM (j4U/Z)

474 All they need is a little midnight basketball. Geez people, give the youts something to do aside from loot and pillage and all will be well!

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at April 17, 2023 02:01 PM (exm8+)

475

"I imagine the elders at the Art Institute to be re-thinking security plans this morning, possibly even moving treasured pieces elsewhere?"

But what about the black kids, dont you think their feelings matter in these times.

Racist.

Burn that fucking city to the ground again.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UCNv1)

476 Should have run them over

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 17, 2023 02:12 PM (MwHgU)

477 Is He playing cards with the old men in the club car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Don't laugh but a month ago two old ladies 85 and 95 (sisters) were kicked off an Amtrak train coming north out of New Orleans. The conductor told them playing cards in the club care isn't allowed. The police were called and they were taken off the train in Charlottesville. late at night. The conductor told them to stop or go to jail. They had to find a hotel room, and were able to finish the trip the next day. Police camera's backed up their story.

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 02:23 PM (8p0Zk)

478 Curmudgeon's Rule of Urban Decay: a city with a black inner city majority will fall over the event horizon upon election of its first black mayor, who will consistently vote the color of his/her skin.

Posted by: Downstate Curmudgeon at April 17, 2023 02:39 PM (GXBIW)

479 I'm going to Chicago and getting me some new furniture and tvs.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 17, 2023 02:54 PM (ytSiK)

480 "hold them and their parents accountable."? According to the left parents don't even get a say in their kids decision to cut off their peepee. Parents, if we are to believe what we're told, don't have a place in child rearing. "Hold them and their teachers accountable." Fixed it.

Posted by: Ben Sears at April 17, 2023 02:59 PM (Qpf3u)

481 How is it that teachers unions have thus far escaped criticism for denying these poor underserved youths ann education?

Posted by: Sgt H at April 17, 2023 04:28 PM (Qmf4I)

482 Maybe they should say that to the Merchants who lose merchandises to the Thieves

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2023 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

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