Now Nike Pays Male Womanface Influencer Dylan Mulvaney to be a Model for... Sports Bras

Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney has secured another major partnership deal, days after Bud Light was criticized for partnering with her.
Mulvaney, an actor and comedian who has been documenting her transition across social media, is now a sports bra model for Nike. It comes after Bud Light partnered with Mulvaney for her Day 365 Of Girlhood video series. The beer brand was met with scorn and calls for a boycott from furious social media users.
Initial reactions to Mulvaney's latest deal appeal to have riled some social media users up in the same way.
"Meet NIKE WOMEN'S Newest Ambassador... a biological man," wrote influencer Oli London, sharing Mulvaney's video clip of her wearing Nike's gear.

It's coming!

Posted by: Ace at 04:25 PM

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1 Sure, why not?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:26 PM (DRSnL)

2 First!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:26 PM (PiwSw)

3 Ha!

Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (j4U/Z)

4 Sponge?

Posted by: pahound at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (4I7c8)

5 Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

6 The Babylon Bee reports the news from six months in the future.

Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (dTFZY)

7 Lovely

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (yUjc0)

8 Mulvaney, an actor and comedian

Yes, indeed. He plays at being a young woman, and the whole routine is a big joke!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2023 04:27 PM (FUVRY)

9 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ca commence. at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (2hlEI)

10 This isn't even a tranny. This is a man pretending to be a woman.

And compared to the craziest AWFL in your life, it's an astoundingly accurate impression.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (0A5+1)

11 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

I felt this was relevant.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (DMyTF)

12
Jarrod the Subway spokesman must be sitting in jail watching all this madness just pissed about his timing.

Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (j4U/Z)

13 Old and Busted: Just Do It
New Hotness: Just Accept It

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

14 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Q/6pY)

15 Good thing I never bought anything from nike so I don't have to boycott them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (ncXxy)

16 Does that guy even have bolt-ons?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (DRSnL)

17 Tranny swimwear --
Bikini top. Banana hammock bottom.

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (yUjc0)

18 "One Tranny To Rule Them All", at least advertising-wise.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (emlEe)

19 Beaverton! Priceless.

I love the Bee.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)

20 Wow, the Wall Street oligarchs are really doubling down on mentally ill men being the new women.

I very much doubt it's because they're such an enduringly popular and moral tribe.

Posted by: trev006 at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (DTm0P)

21 America's new "It" girl; filling Raquel's void-gag

Posted by: pahound at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (4I7c8)

22 In: Carhartt tee shirts
Out: Nike anything

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (qoGsy)

23 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM

*considers comment*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (Wnv9h)

24 Dylan Mulvaney and Colin Kaepernick team up for a Nike ad campaign when?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

25 I think the brothers in da hood are going to think twice about putting on a pair of rainbow Air Whatevers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM (DMyTF)

26 Old and Busted: Just Do It

New Hotness: Just Accept It

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

Mandatory Future: "Marry me."

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (emlEe)

27 >> In: Carhartt tee shirts

Carhartt forced their employees to take the jab or out you went.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (DMyTF)

28 For now, SCOTUS is upholding some WV ruling that prevents WV from keeping trans (bio men) from competing in women's sports.
It may just be some procedural failure by WV, and could come back to SCOTUS with a different outcome, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (Cus5s)

29 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

I felt this was relevant.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (DMyTF)

If I were still coaching, (women's softball) I'd pull my team. But then again my players would refuse to play, and I'd support that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (anj39)

30 That bathing suit has room for a Bud Light tall boy down there.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (nqU56)

31 Got willowed by Ace's speed-posting

Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (786Ro)

32 Nike actually is located in Beaverton, OR. Not a joke.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (Ydsza)

33 Yeah ok

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (nscIV)

34 NKE stock price Mid 2016 (beginning of Nike/Kaepernick crap): $53

NKE stock price today: $120

Sad to say, 'get woke go broke' does not always work.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (MvF+J)

35 In: Carhartt tee shirts

Carhartt forced their employees to take the jab or out you went.

Fuck them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I did not know that. I now has the sadz. I'll be checking into Rural King branding instead.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (qoGsy)

36 Ten bucks says President Cock Curious gets caught smoking a blunt in the back of a limo with the tranny wokeswoman from Nike.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (uAY3R)

37 Beaverton! Priceless.

I love the Bee.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:30 PM

Nike actually is headquartered near or in Beaverton, OR.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (Wnv9h)

38 Nike Me No Likey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (IbmGO)

39 New women's swimsuits with room for a big, huge boner. That will make the summer Olympics a huge bonus for those who like to look at crotches. Especially if it they come in various colors in the crotch area.

Posted by: Colin at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (A2G1E)

40 SCOTUS did not rule that transgenders can compete in women's sports. It simply said they're not going to do anything until the Court of Appeals has ruled.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (KAi1n)

41 Nike actually is located in Beaverton, OR. Not a joke.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (Ydsza)
------------
I can drive there in about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (2hlEI)

42 New drawing for sweatshops!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (glGDV)

43 Nike actually is located in Beaverton, OR. Not a joke.
Posted by: PabloD
_________

Well, snip my willy and call me Pam!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (lf83v)

44
The Babylon Bee reports the news from six months in the future.
Posted by: huerfano

Six hours

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

45
Nike makes crap shoes and clothing in China sweatshops.

Their golf equipment was the joke of the industry and failed miserably.

Good luck surviving, selling to .001 percent of the population.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (WmGrA)

46 NYS, I think...

Aimee Terese @aimeeterese
Women silently protesting the transfer of Dana Rivers, a transsexual convicted of triple homicide, to a women’s prison are violently attacked by two men, and have their sign stolen from them. What we saw recently with @BillboardChris is the norm, not the exception.

https://tinyurl.com/3k4v6twb
1:42-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (Vwz3I)

47 MRI early this morning. I have instructed it to find Nothing Wrong. It will.

In other news...

Posted by: ZOD at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (Q/6pY)

48 This isn't even a tranny. This is a man pretending to be a woman.

And compared to the craziest AWFL in your life, it's an astoundingly accurate impression.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (0A5+1)

Yup. Mulvaney is trans in the same way Elizabeth Warren is Indian.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (X4R3E)

49 Nope! Done with this shit!

Here's two stupid cats, a prancing dog, and a fat raccoon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBxf8pnjuU

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (MFZ8i)

50 For years we told them we didn't care what they did behind closed doors.

I guess we shouldn't be surprised that they all came rushing out of the closet at the same time.

Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (sOete)

51 Men even make better female models!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (IbmGO)

52 >>
I did not know that. I now has the sadz. I'll be checking into Rural King branding instead.
Posted by: Tonypete

Dickies FTW!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (DMyTF)

53 That bathing suit has room for a Bud Light tall boy down there.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (nqU56)

Or a Michelob pony bottle - for the less blessed

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (yUjc0)

54 41. The trip will be archived. See the EULA.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (glGDV)

55 The Babylon Bee's prognostications are becoming fact faster and faster.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (17s+e)

56 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

see, Kristi Noem was ahead of her time! Kristi 2024!!!

Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (786Ro)

57 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 6h
High School Runner Not Feeling Great About Her Chances Against The Girl With The Beard

[see sock link]

||HARTFORD, CT - Local high school track runner Vanessa Vogel was excited for her track meet this past weekend, having trained many months for her shot at a record and possibly a college scholarship.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (Vwz3I)

58 35 In: Carhartt tee shirts

Carhartt forced their employees to take the jab or out you went.

Fuck them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I did not know that. I now has the sadz. I'll be checking into Rural King branding instead.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:32 PM (qoGsy)

How about Duluth Trading? Woke or Based?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (PiwSw)

59 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

I felt this was relevant.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM

Oh, dear. *laughs diabolically*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (fxCK2)

60 New women's swimsuits with room for a big, huge boner. That will make the summer Olympics a huge bonus for those who like to look at crotches. . . . .
Posted by: Colin

We turned into the GDR, didn't we?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (qoGsy)

61 1963: Women are equal to men or you know...maybe a bit better. At everything

2023: The best woman is a man.

Posted by: Feminism at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (lc5cP)

62 Maybe Lebron James could hook up with Dylan Mulvaney in their next commercial?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (lf83v)

63 Part of me thinks Dylan is trolling and will cash in once the interest has worn off and he reveals that it was all just for profit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (WmGrA)

64 I haven't bought a Nike product in 6 years.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (9se1c)

65 JP Sears of AwakenwithJP fame did a bit with the swim team angle, including the women's competitive swimmer one-piece suit. It's hilarious and god-awful.

Posted by: It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (V6LRK)

66 Or a Michelob pony bottle - for the less blessed
Posted by: Doof

Doesn't every girl want a pony?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (KAi1n)

67 "Good luck surviving, selling to .001 percent of the population."

NKE TTM revenue mid 2016: $32B
NKE TTM revenue Q1 2023: $51B

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (MvF+J)

68 We turned into the GDR, didn't we?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (qoGsy)

Talk about awful beer...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (PiwSw)

69 Dickies FTW!
Posted by: Maj. Healey

This is so apropos.

*SNORT*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (qoGsy)

70 Well, I guess that is the kind of chest that the sports bra will work for. I guess Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks need not apply.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (zZu0s)

71 Maybe Lebron James could hook up with Dylan Mulvaney in their next commercial?

Pressure on Hollyweird A-listers to sip ladycock is going to start growing.

But I've got a guess it wouldn't be the first time for Ms James anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

72 I'm waiting for Jaromir Jagr to identify as a woman and instantly become the best woman's hockey player in the world even at whatever his age is.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (eGTCV)

73 I'd wear the swimsuit if my boobs were bigger.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (bkUtD)

74 You'll never win the Olympics 100 meter freestyle if your junk is cavitating.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (uAY3R)

75 48 This isn't even a tranny. This is a man pretending to be a woman.

And compared to the craziest AWFL in your life, it's an astoundingly accurate impression.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (0A5+1)

Yup. Mulvaney is trans in the same way Elizabeth Warren is Indian.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (X4R3E)

-----------------------------------

I wouldn't be surprised if he was a heterosexual with a sports gambling addiction who sits on the couch and crushes a half rack Bud Light every NFL Sunday.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (0A5+1)

76 OT: Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

Good, now arrest him for treason and shoot him in the head

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (VTu1l)

77
I think the brothers in da hood are going to think twice about putting on a pair of rainbow Air Whatevers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Yeah, and they'll vote Republican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (63Dwl)

78 That bathing suit has room for a Bud Light tall boy down there.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 06, 2023 04:31 PM (nqU56)
===

In college we used to call the 16oz beer cans "road masters."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (17s+e)

79 Time to start mercilessly mocking lil' Dylan. Womanface is not a joke, it's beyond offensive. If blackface is demeaning, how much worse is this little piece of weasel shit claiming "girlhood" while swinging his tiny little dick in public? To those who can meme and mock, please take this on seriously.

Since when does anyone without breasts bother with a sports bra?

Stupidity, offense, and ugliness all in one nasty little twisted mentally ill package.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (okGHj)

80 I see they're considering a Harry Potter TV series. I assume Dylan would play Hermione.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (FVME7)

81 Oli London @OliLondonTV
A Man who has made a career out of mocking women, Dylan Mulvaney is now getting paid tens of thousands 💰to be a brand ambassador/ model/ paid brand partner for these brands:
• Nike Women
• Bud Light
• Ole Henrikson
• Plaza Hotel
• Mac
• Ulta Beauty
• Tampax
• Crest
• Kate Spade
• Ok Cupid
• Svedka Vodka
• Urban Decay
• Walmart
• Mugler
• Rent the Runway
• Aritzia
• Charlotte Tilbury
Many of these brands target women and many of the products Dylan advertises like the Nike Sports Bra and Tampax are for women only. This not only makes a mockery of women, it shows Dylan’s young followers that if you mock women, you get rewarded with fame and fortune.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

82 >>>I'm waiting for Jaromir Jagr to identify as a woman and instantly become the best woman's hockey player in the world even at whatever his age is.
Posted by: N. Lurker

I think he's 50, and still playin hockey in the Czech Republic. The guy is still a good player and he's unbelievable ripped. Dude looks like The Wolverine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (bkUtD)

83 Just wait until next week's new Nike product rollout:

The Air Admiral Levine Adult Incontinence Disposable Underwear for Women, with Maximum Absorbency

Posted by: ADMIRAL LEVINE at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (jM1wU)

84 Or a Michelob pony bottle - for the less blessed
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:34 PM (yUjc0)

Aww, you're okay, Little Buddy!

(Scrubs quote, obviously)

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (DRSnL)

85
Ace
You should post the short vid of the dude jumping around it the Nike sports bra to show how supportive it is

It it bad

Posted by: Yo ultra MAGA at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (bTQ72)

86 We turned into the GDR, didn't we?

In the Lives of Others, set in the GDR, one of the pivotal scenes is where a Stasi agent catches someone making fun of the leader and goes after him for it.

Which of course is what just happened in Soviet America as we saw in the last thread...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (lc5cP)

87 Over/under on months until a Hawaiian judge allows one vote for each person a schizophrenic identifies as?

Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (nIefY)

88 NKE TTM revenue mid 2016: $32B
NKE TTM revenue Q1 2023: $51B
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (MvF+J)

Boycotts are personal to me and not dependent whether they are effective or not. That said your figures not adjusted for inflation and the growth rate hasn't met expectations.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (9se1c)

89 I see they're considering a Harry Potter TV series. I assume Dylan would play Hermione.
_________

Their-mione.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (lf83v)

90 Initial reactions to Mulvaney's latest deal appeal to have riled some social media users up in the same way.
++++
It *really* doesn't matter here. Nike is untouchable. It can do what it wants.

Use a dude with some grapefruits bolted to his chest to sell sports bras? Sure, why not?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

91 I saw Cavitating Junk open for Air Supply at the Whiskey in 1979.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (2hlEI)

92 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

Son of a mothereffing bitch. I like Kate Spade.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:38 PM (DRSnL)

93 Pressure on Hollyweird A-listers to sip ladycock is going to start growing.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S GROWING!

HIIII-OOOOHHHHH!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (zZu0s)

94 Now with 200% more crotch room

Damn, that's gonna be tight...

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (Sv58p)

95 Many of these brands target women and many of the products Dylan advertises like the Nike Sports Bra and Tampax

are for women only.

Well if that ain't fucking sexiest.

Afternoon all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (oWBqB)

96
Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

Karine Jean-Pierre said they shouldn't do that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (63Dwl)

97 ... • Urban Decay ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
Well, truth in advertising, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (t0OGg)

98 The only people who want to see cock through a swim suit are fags. Women would prefer that shit be locked up.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (okGHj)

99 Why is corporate America sucking up to this freak? He's at best off-putting and weird and at worst revolting and deeply creepy. Are these companies so afraid of the trans mob they that they're gong to make this mutant a millionaire?

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (tRd71)

100 Part of me thinks Dylan is trolling and will cash in once the interest has worn off and he reveals that it was all just for profit.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM

I think he's trolling, happy about the instant success, and perhaps is beginning to realize that he'd better be really careful if/when he reveals the truth. It won't be women who come after him; it'll be other "transmen" who supported him on social media.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (fxCK2)

101 Doesn't every girl want a pony?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (KAi1n)

Kinda puts a new spin on My Little Pony, eh?

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:39 PM (yUjc0)

102 NKE TTM revenue mid 2016: $32B
NKE TTM revenue Q1 2023: $51B

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (MvF+J)
===

My guess is revenue is flat when adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (17s+e)

103 NYS, I think...

Aimee Terese @aimeeterese
Women silently protesting the transfer of Dana Rivers, a transsexual convicted of triple homicide, to a women’s prison are violently attacked by two men, and have their sign stolen from them. What we saw recently with @BillboardChris is the norm, not the exception.
Posted by: andycanuck

It's all fun and games until the day someone gets sick of their shit and pulls out a gun and uses it against attackers. Just like some vehicle owners did when antifa and BLM tried to block streets - pedal to the metal.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

104 Anyone have an old Heinlein paperback with the 'timeline' in it?
Please check and let us know how many years the Crazy Years lasted.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (vLDuR)

105 When will Nike start promoting Women's Prostate Cancer Awareness?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (lf83v)

106 Part of me thinks Dylan is trolling and will cash in once the interest has worn off and he reveals that it was all just for profit.
Posted by: Joe Mama

He had facial feminization surgery and has already cashed in to the tune of a million+.

Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (sOete)

107 This blonde in a one-piece likes real men, not men who dress up in pinkface and tell her to cut her tits off:
https://is.gd/YAs6Er

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

108 "Good luck surviving, selling to .001 percent of the population."

NKE TTM revenue mid 2016: $32B
NKE TTM revenue Q1 2023: $51B
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket

This event hadn't taken place in (current) Q2 2023.
Get back to me at this time next year.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (WmGrA)

109 NKE TTM revenue mid 2016: $32B
NKE TTM revenue Q1 2023: $51B
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM (MvF+J)

Boycotts are personal to me and not dependent whether they are effective or not. That said your figures not adjusted for inflation and the growth rate hasn't met expectations.
Posted by: polynikes

Wait'll the tough, macho hood rats have to suck ladie dick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (oWBqB)

110 88 I'm not telling you not to boycott. I'm saying 'go woke go broke' is as false as that other chestnut 'an armed society is a polite society.' It just ain't so.

I'm telling you that the majority of Americans are now woke and gay. We lost the culture. The big corps and their marketers are betting on a Woke And Gay Future, and so far, their bet still looks good.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (MvF+J)

111 My guess is revenue is flat when adjusted for inflation.
____________

Ironically, that bathing suit can be adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (lf83v)

112 Is there a matching jockstrap? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (14URa)

113 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

I thought Trump owned The Plaza Hotel but he sold it 20 years ago.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (9se1c)

114 Everything is fake and ghey; even the fakes and the gheys.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (0A5+1)

115 With Nike selling to males, and now to tranny females - does that make the Nike swoosh logo a penis?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (N39Ws)

116 Part of me thinks Dylan is trolling and will cash in once the interest has worn off and he reveals that it was all just for profit.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2023 04:35 PM
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If this is the case, then he has failed. He's too successful now. Even if he tried to back down and say, "guys, this was all a joke. I got the surgeries and shit just to make money. It worked. The joke might be on me because I fucked up my body to get rich, but it's on all of you, too, because you fell for it" then they'll just pillory him or even just ignore it.

He's too important to the movement. He can't walk it back, even if that was his intent (which I doubt).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

117 I think he's 50, and still playin hockey in the Czech Republic. The guy is still a good player and he's unbelievable ripped. Dude looks like The Wolverine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (bkUtD)

Jagr scares me no matter where he's playing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:42 PM (okGHj)

118 I wouldn't be surprised if he was a heterosexual with a sports gambling addiction who sits on the couch and crushes a half rack Bud Light every NFL Sunday.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:36 PM

Seriously. I'm hoping this is a major punking, and he's laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 04:42 PM (Wnv9h)

119 >>Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

Karine can suck it after she gloated about the J6 prisoners. Maybe I need to move to Tennessee?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:42 PM (bkUtD)

120 What I find egregious is that a lot of female swimmers of all ages and their parents are OK with the male theft of medals and spoils of victory.

I expect most of them are middle class and do it just for laughs but what about the less affluent who train to win to be able to get ahead in life? So they train for years and then get beaten at the last minute by a male imposter who collects the prizes. Nice.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (3JfbU)

121 Yo hood rat/thug! You want the new Air Jordans?

You are gonna have to suck ladie dick to get them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (oWBqB)

122 Does transgender surgery include prosthetic child bearing hips?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (eGTCV)

123 He's too important to the movement. He can't walk it back, even if that was his intent (which I doubt).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

I think that after a few years of self-pleasure, he will kill himself, like most trannies who can't find a date. Odds are good for that outcome.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (okGHj)

124 Anyone have an old Heinlein paperback with the 'timeline' in it?
Please check and let us know how many years the Crazy Years lasted.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (vLDuR)
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About 25 years, give or take.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (2hlEI)

125 One way to clobber this transgenders competing as girl crap is to eliminate athletic scholarships entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

126 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Heh, I grew up in Aloha. Graduated from Aloha High.

Posted by: Bosk at April 06, 2023 04:43 PM (VMFAF)

127 >>>Jagr scares me no matter where he's playing.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

I'm waiting for him to officially retire so I can see him get into the NHL Hall of Fame. Guy was a beast.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (bkUtD)

128 The Bee is prescient.

As was the Olden Times Simpsons.

And South Park.

And Futurama.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (T/Lqj)

129 This isn't even a tranny. This is a man pretending to be a woman.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (0A5+1)
~~~~~

Agreed. I think he's a queer with a fetish (acting like a 6-year-old little girl.)

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (3ImbR)

130 @29 the SCOTUS ruling was procedural not substantive. The Court of Appeals is going to hear the argument and didn't grant an injunction. SCOTUS refused an injunction until argument is heard , though Thomas and Alito wanted to hear it now. Case will probably end up hearing case next year

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (386ly)

131 Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

plz tell me they used a trebuchet

Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (786Ro)

132 Karine can suck it after she gloated about the J6 prisoners. Maybe I need to move to Tennessee?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Karine doesn't suck. She licks.

Posted by: karine's carpet kitty at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (WmGrA)

133 I'm not telling you not to boycott. I'm saying 'go woke go broke' is as false as that other chestnut 'an armed society is a polite society.' It just ain't so. ...
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (MvF+J)
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It's usually the other way around. It's more often "go broke, get woke" in an effort to capture new market to offset a dying one. Nike is a special case because of its basic invincibility in its market. They could eat babies in a commercial and it would make no difference to sales. I don't understand that invincibility, but I acknowledge it.

After the nuclear apocalypse comes and mankind is destroyed and roaches take over the wasteland, those roaches will somehow be wearing Nike shoes and clothes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

134 I mean I'm old, this is not the 21st century I envisioned. I thought "flying cars"-not golf carts. I thought "Rosie the Robot"-not a "roombot". Dudes are better chix then women? Never saw that coming....

Posted by: pahound at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (4I7c8)

135 Title IX is meaningless

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (yu8eA)

136 I'd drink a Bud Light with this bitch if he was buying.

Note: I only come here for the cheap beer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (uAY3R)

137 Jagr was and is a bad-ass. I love the old timey hockey. (Well, old timey in my lexicon). the Gordy Howe days were before my time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (T/Lqj)

138 Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:41 PM (MvF+J)

No offense but I think you've been successfully gaslighted.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (9se1c)

139 >>>Karine doesn't suck. She licks.
Posted by: karine's carpet kitty

But she's such an ugly woman. I mean she's really hideous.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (bkUtD)

140 Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

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And when the TN legislature retains its Republican majority after the next election, maybe one other Republican legislature in another state will gain one half of a testicle.

It's a slow process for these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

141 He had facial feminization surgery and has already cashed in to the tune of a million+.
Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM

Didn't say he wasn't ghey, just not a real tranny. Either way, the little freak can go *types* *deletes*.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 04:46 PM (Wnv9h)

142 Why would that insulting caricature appeal to anyone who wasn't a gay man who likes other men who do dress up and wants to have sex with someone who has the body of a 15 year old boy?

https://tinyurl.com/2p86cnnb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2023 04:46 PM (FUVRY)

143 Aww, you're okay, Little Buddy!

(Scrubs quote, obviously)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:37 PM (DRSnL)

To paraphrase a line from an Elmore Leonard book -- a man just needs to know how to use what he's got

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:46 PM (yUjc0)

144 I'm not telling you not to boycott. I'm saying 'go woke go broke' is as false as that other chestnut 'an armed society is a polite society.' It just ain't so.

************

Working for a multibillion dollar company let me say your assertion is horseshit

Every woke campaign we ran has been a disaster and now revenues in 2023 have been so bad layoffs are coming to stem the hemorrhaging

Sure SOME companies can survive and even thrive on woke stupidity, and some are perfectly content to lose money left and right as a tax write off just to make a minority mob of mentally ill shit for brains on Twitter happy but it can only go so far

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (VTu1l)

145 This isn't even a tranny. This is a man pretending to be a woman.

And compared to the craziest AWFL in your life, it's an astoundingly accurate impression.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM (0A5+1)

Yup. Mulvaney is trans in the same way Elizabeth Warren is Indian.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (X4R3E)

======================

Pre-Trans Dylan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfulifuUBIM

Always the Drama Queen.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (Z32m1)

146 Does that guy even have bolt-ons?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:29 PM (DRSnL)

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What for? The Canadian weightlifter even sports a beard, now that's real commitment to femininity. At this point they are just laughing at us, collecting money and accolades and daring us to object.

It is also a tactic by the elites to show the masses who's the boss.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (3JfbU)

147 Karine doesn't suck. She licks.

Posted by: karine's carpet kitty at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (WmGrA)

She buckles up.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (emlEe)

148 Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

Remember though it took a room full of terrorists dancing on the graves of dead Christians and threatening to do the same to those legislators to do anything.

I notice Gov Lee hasn't started arresting or even investigating the NGOs that triggered the tranny-cutioner.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (lc5cP)

149 One way to clobber this transgenders competing as girl crap is to eliminate athletic scholarships entirely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

One tranny weightlifter set a record that women can't beat. So a true, trained powerlifter "self-identified" as a female for a competition solely to point out the fallacy and to smoke the tranny and set the new record 100 lbs high that the tranny can't even touch.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (oWBqB)

150 I'm wondering if the makers of duct tape will join this tranny advertising blitz.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (BdMk6)

151 Agreed. I think he's a queer with a fetish (acting like a 6-year-old little girl.)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 04:44 PM (3ImbR)

Six year old girls have more gravitas than that idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (okGHj)

152 I'm was interested in seeing the new Ben Affleck / Matt Damon movie about Air Jordans (I think)

I'll do my best not to let this crap ruin it

Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (786Ro)

153 The only people who want to see cock through a swim suit are fags. Women would prefer that shit be locked up.
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Posted by: fat german businessman in a Speedo at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (Vwz3I)

154 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

I felt this was relevant.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2023 04:28 PM

"Emergency application to vacate injunction is denied"

Hint: every other "Emergency application to vacate injunction" on the list was also denied. These are very rarely granted.

I felt this was relevant.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (xttsV)

155 How come Mulvaney was able to reach the tranny pinnacle?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (eGTCV)

156 But she's such an ugly woman. I mean she's really hideous.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I find her..

..strangely attractive .

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (WmGrA)

157 Pre-Trans Dylan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfulifuUBIM

Always the Drama Queen.

Dylan on the "Price is Right."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQbCTCB5-A

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (Z32m1)

158 152 I'm was interested in seeing the new Ben Affleck / Matt Damon movie about Air Jordans (I think)

I'll do my best not to let this crap ruin it
Posted by: Hands at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (786Ro)

==========

It's an Amazon production, so it'll be on Prime at some point in the next few months. They're releasing in theaters, most likely, because they think they can make some money on the theatrical run and there's also new Oscar rules around theatrical releases that require more than just a week in a single theater (what Netflix has mostly been doing in its Paris Theater in NYC).

They think they may have an Oscar contender on their hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

159 Six year old girls have more gravitas than that idiot.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (okGHj)
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Six year-old girls are usually authentic, if nothing else. So that's a big point in favor of them as compared to this dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

160 >>>I notice Gov Lee hasn't started arresting or even investigating the NGOs that triggered the tranny-cutioner.
Posted by: 18-1

Eh, it's a start. More than the National GOP would have done. I give them credit for expelling them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (bkUtD)

161 Jagr was and is a bad-ass. I love the old timey hockey. (Well, old timey in my lexicon). the Gordy Howe days were before my time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (T/Lqj)

Derek Sanderson Bruins and Dave Shultz Flyers. Old time hockey of my youth.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (emlEe)

162 154 "Emergency application to vacate injunction is denied"

Hint: every other "Emergency application to vacate injunction" on the list was also denied. These are very rarely granted.

I felt this was relevant.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (xttsV)

==========

I'm sorry, but this means that the world is ended.

Say goodbye to your loved ones. All is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

163 How come Mulvaney was able to reach the tranny pinnacle?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (eGTCV)
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TikTok, I think. Got internet famous as a "trans influencer."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

164 But she's such an ugly woman. I mean she's really hideous.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (bkUtD)

Some of you 'rons think she's cute.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

165 150 I'm wondering if the makers of duct tape will join this tranny advertising blitz.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (BdMk6)

Never! Although, I have my doubts about WD-40.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (14URa)

166 >>>I find her..

..strangely attractive .
Posted by: Sideshow Bob

You owe the city of Philadelphia a keyboard. LOL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (bkUtD)

167 Each new ad featuring DM has me wondering when the giant Monty Python foot is going to drop on him.

Posted by: SarahW at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (g1vnC)

168 But she's such an ugly woman. I mean she's really hideous.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I find her..

..strangely attractive .
Posted by: Sideshow Bob at April 06, 2023 04:48 PM (WmGrA)

I saw her first!

*Commence mincing slap fight*

Posted by: Cecil at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (T/Lqj)

169 "Nike is a special case because of its basic invincibility in its market."

Nike is a Bling Brand. It manufactures slave labor crap, slaps its bling label on it, marks it up 10000%, and sells it to bling-addicted idiots. It is Nike's *marketing* that makes them successful. It has nothing to do with the quality of their products. And their marketing has a reason for going woke. They are forecasting a woke future.

I don't think I'm gaslighted, although I do admit to taking the trouble to look up NKE data on my own, and I also admit to getting my news and info from many more sources than just AoSHQ alone.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)

170 >>>Some of you 'rons think she's cute.
Posted by: Jordan61

Eww, really?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (bkUtD)

171 Ulta has had trans in their shops for at least three years. It's very strange having a guy recommend makeup, particularly since their makeup is usually so overdone.

It's not like having a gay hair stylist--those guys are usually pretty damn good. But then, gay isn't trans.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (3ImbR)

172 EPA approves California rules phasing out diesel trucks
by: Associated Press

The Biden administration cleared the way Friday for California’s plan to phase out a wide range of diesel-powered trucks.
The decision by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency allows California to require truck manufacturers to sell an increasing number of zero-emission trucks over the next couple of decades. The rule applies to a wide range of trucks including box trucks, semitrailers and even large passenger pick-ups.
Eight other states plan to adopt California’s truck standards, Newsom’s office said. In a letter last year, attorneys general from 15 states, Washington, D.C., and New York City urged the EPA to approve the California truck standards.
Companies owning 50 or more trucks will have to report information to the state about how they use these trucks to ship goods and provide shuttle services. Manufacturers will have to sell a higher percentage of zero-emission vehicles starting in 2024. Depending on the class of truck, zero-emission ones will have to make up 40% to 75% of sales by 2035.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (MFZ8i)

173 Blessing of liberty! Dudes on girls sports teams is totally constitutional! Never mind the ballsack.

BREAKING: SCOTUS *refuses* to allow West Virginia to enforce its sports ban on transgender girls.

Apparent vote is 7–2, with Justices Thomas and Alito in dissent pic.twitter.com/UZr4De6xEo

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (WzJYQ)

174 No offense but I think you've been successfully gaslighted.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 04:45 PM (9se1c)

Or it's trying to gaslight us.

Information Wars, Chapter 2023

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (emlEe)

175 Why is this accelerating so insanely? The trajectory is terrifying at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (Hucnr)

176 Each new ad featuring DM has me wondering when the giant Monty Python foot is going to drop on him.
Posted by: SarahW at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (g1vnC)
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*starts playing "The Liberty Bell March"*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (2hlEI)

177 It's weird that all these companies are all rushing to suck this one particular tranny's dick.
Rich white kid, minor celeb before he decided to womanface

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (yu8eA)

178 169 I don't think I'm gaslighted, although I do admit to taking the trouble to look up NKE data on my own, and I also admit to getting my news and info from many more sources than just AoSHQ alone.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)

=========

Nike's main client base seems to have a very large overlap with NBA fans. NBA fans aren't turned off by Colin Kaepernick calling America racist.

Their ups and downs over the past few years, once the initial kerfuffle died down, seems to have just matched the market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

179 @ Pug; I'm sitting in a Gordie Howe jersey right now, NY Ranger fan....

Posted by: pahound at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (4I7c8)

180 US Supreme Court Rules Transgender Students (Bio Males) Can Compete Against Female Athletes

Could they take a look at that call that went against the Eagles in the Super Bowl?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (CaJIi)

181 Nike is a Bling Brand. It manufactures slave labor crap, slaps its bling label on it, marks it up 10000%, and sells it to bling-addicted idiots. It is Nike's *marketing* that makes them successful. It has nothing to do with the quality of their products. And their marketing has a reason for going woke. They are forecasting a woke future. ...
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)
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I never said it was quality, just that the company appears to be invincible. And for them, going woke made a *ton* of sense. They are hugely popular among American blacks and athletes, to the point that they spend vast sums on the product. Going full racial woke make some sense for Nike. Whether going full sexual woke is the same remains to be seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (t0OGg)

182 David French the Apostate finds Mulvaney undeniably attractive I'm sure.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (eGTCV)

183 I think it is the lesbian thing, Jordan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)

184 Why aren't actual women more angry about this kind of shit

Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (geLO8)

185 Some of you 'rons think she's cute.

********

She’s objectively not ugly, but her blank expression is such a major turnoff I have to stare at Kate Uptons chest for a few hours just to recover from the trauma

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (VTu1l)

186 182 David French the Apostate finds Mulvaney undeniably attractive I'm sure.
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (eGTCV)

I am sure he'd be over the moon to have Dylan's dick in his wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

187 "Every woke campaign we ran has been a disaster"

I guess you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (MvF+J)

188 About 25 years, give or take.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Did they start in 2008?
I hope so!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (vLDuR)

189 There's a long list of stuff in this country that needs to be saved.

And all the way at the very end is women's sports.

Men's sports are several places ahead simply because they are a viable business, but they are also at the end of the list.

I don't got time to mourn either, really.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (0A5+1)

190 He is either mentally ill or playing to get a paycheck

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (xhxe8)

191 Well NIKE exploits child slave workers, so a Groomer/Influencer fits.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (nnp+f)

192 ... Manufacturers will have to sell a higher percentage of zero-emission vehicles starting in 2024. Depending on the class of truck, zero-emission ones will have to make up 40% to 75% of sales by 2035.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (MFZ8i)
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I strongly suspect that they won't be EVs. This might what actually tips hydrogen over the edge into being a thing, exclusively for the CA heavy truck market. The costs will be staggering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (t0OGg)

193 Men even make better female models!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 06, 2023 04:33 PM (IbmGO)

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It was talked about a lot in the not so distant past that fashion models are chosen because of their bodies resembling that young boys. You never see them with hourglass physiques. That was how the gay fashion designers like them.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (3JfbU)

194 About 25 years, give or take.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Did they start in 2008?
I hope so!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:53 PM (vLDuR)
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No, about 1976. By 2000, we had a Moon colony going.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (2hlEI)

195 I see some of you refer to Mulvaney as her or she

Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (geLO8)

196 181 Nike is a Bling Brand. It manufactures slave labor crap, slaps its bling label on it, marks it up 10000%, and sells it to bling-addicted idiots. It is Nike's *marketing* that makes them successful. It has nothing to do with the quality of their products. And their marketing has a reason for going woke. They are forecasting a woke future. ...
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)
++++
I never said it was quality, just that the company appears to be invincible. And for them, going woke made a *ton* of sense. They are hugely popular among American blacks and athletes, to the point that they spend vast sums on the product. Going full racial woke make some sense for Nike. Whether going full sexual woke is the same remains to be seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (t0OGg)

Depends on whether wearing Nike starts to be associated with being a homo.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (eYoxG)

197 155 How come Mulvaney was able to reach the tranny pinnacle?
____

I need better glasses. I read it as "tranny pickle"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (fs1hN)

198 Six year-old girls are usually authentic, if nothing else. So that's a big point in favor of them as compared to this dude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

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I was, at one time, an actual six year-old girl. I never knew anyone who pranced around like that.

Nor have I ever, in all the long years since, met a six year-old girl who pranced around like that.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (XwMRY)

199 How come Mulvaney was able to reach the tranny pinnacle?
Posted by: N. Lurker

I would assume Executives of these companies like underage looking girls with boy parts.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

200 I'm not telling you not to boycott.

Further circuits cut in saying "Why bother What's the point? Nothing is worth getting involved in."

Posted by: Marvin the Paranoid Android at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (xttsV)

201 184 Why aren't actual women more angry about this kind of shit
Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:52 PM (geLO

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Cults are a powerful thing in both brain washing and creating fear of reprisal.
Communist cultural revolutions kill and destroy everything they touch #FourOlds

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (MFZ8i)

202 Depends on whether wearing Nike starts to be associated with being a homo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (eYoxG)
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That'll be something to watch out for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (t0OGg)

203 Tennessee just expelled the first of 3 democrats who led the insurrection against the legislature

The Speaker is also my Representative. Now I know you guys won't believe this, but -

When one emails his office, you get a timely reply. And, it actually makes reference to what one mentioned or had questions about.

I have never been treated this way by a political staff member!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (qoGsy)

204 I think this crap has to do with targeting for zero births from undesirables until at least 2050. They're doing their best to screw with the current flocks of kids in, or soon to be in, public schools. Parents are scared half to death and have fewer children; those kids are more wound up and have none.

And on the other end of the spectrum, reduction of the elders.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexndra and Jade, too. at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (GshMh)

205 202 Depends on whether wearing Nike starts to be associated with being a homo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (eYoxG)
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That'll be something to watch out for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (t0OGg)

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Remember when the NFL announced they were gay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

206 I guess you're doing it wrong.

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The fact that I incidently target the most conservative MAGA groups for these campaigns have nothing to do with their failures

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VTu1l)

207 It is time to ban womens sports. Equal protection. Everyone competes for the same spot on the roster. No special rules for females.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (WzJYQ)

208 That was how the gay fashion designers like them.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

"They" have owned the fashion design business for years and definitely modified what the spoiled-elite think of as beauty.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (vLDuR)

209 >BREAKING: SCOTUS *refuses* to allow West Virginia to enforce its sports ban on transgender girls.

WVa should tell SCOTUS to go fuck itself

Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (geLO8)

210 smoke the tranny and set the new record 100 lbs high that the tranny can't even touch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (oWBqB)
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If I remember correctly, it was a powerlifting coach and not even someone currently on the competition circuit.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (2YtOq)

211 Remember when the NFL announced they were gay?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup, but it wasn't contagious.

Football might be gay, but that doesn't that *you're* gay for watching football. It didn't rub off. If this doesn't rub off for Nike, they have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

212 Canadian sports media (spit) is pushing back against NHL players who are reluctant to wear rainbow sweaters.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (eGTCV)

213 The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure Oli London is the guy who had surgery so he could become "Korean" and created his own queer Korean flag.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (KXY4V)

214 No, about 1976. By 2000, we had a Moon colony going.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

China's on that now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (vLDuR)

215 207 It is time to ban womens sports. Equal protection. Everyone competes for the same spot on the roster. No special rules for females.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2023 04:55 PM (WzJYQ)

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Not far enough.

No women only spaces anywhere. No male only spaces anywhere.

Men can walk into women's locker rooms without fear of being stigmatized now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

216 Remember, the 14th Amendment was passed because we fought a civil war to free the trannies and the gays.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (lf83v)

217 WVa should tell SCOTUS to go fuck itself
Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (geLO

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I'm all for it.

Send your divisions, SCOTUS, but we're nullifying. Fuck off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

218 so I wonder if all the homies in the hood will ditch their Nike shit now

Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (geLO8)

219 Ulta has had trans in their shops for at least three years. It's very strange having a guy recommend makeup, particularly since their makeup is usually so overdone.

It's not like having a gay hair stylist--those guys are usually pretty damn good. But then, gay isn't trans.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (3ImbR)

I went to Sephora one day, and the guy behind the counter was about 6'3", 250 lbs, fully made up, in a Sephora smock, with a Karen haircut and a beard. Super weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

220 Why aren't actual women more angry about this kind of shit

********

They are but they won’t do anything about it because they’re cowards

As is their soy soaked closet gay husbands

Reap the whirlwind

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (VTu1l)

221 The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure Oli London is the guy who had surgery so he could become "Korean" and created his own queer Korean flag.
Posted by: GibsonGirl at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (KXY4V)
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Dolphinoplasty will be next.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)

222 One tranny weightlifter set a record that women can't beat. So a true, trained powerlifter "self-identified" as a female for a competition solely to point out the fallacy and to smoke the tranny and set the new record 100 lbs high that the tranny can't even touch.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (oWBqB)

It was a Canadian Power Lifting Coach. IOW an over the hill old man.

He identified himself as a woman just before the competition, in accordance with the new Powerlifting Organization rules pushed on them by a Minnesota (Spit!) Court. He does the lift, sets the new record, and immediately claims to be a man again after the competition.

Jokes on them!

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2023 04:58 PM (Z32m1)

223 If I remember correctly, it was a powerlifting coach and not even someone currently on the competition circuit.
Posted by: Blake

And the Tranny had to sit and watch the powerlifter blow the Trannies record away.
Beautifully done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:58 PM (vLDuR)

224 Remember when the NFL announced they were gay?
_________

And high sticking became legal, sweetie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

225 220 They are but they won’t do anything about it because they’re cowards

As is their soy soaked closet gay husbands

Reap the whirlwind
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (VTu1l)
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I will care when Gloria Allred leads a protest in front of August National to make is male exclusive again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

226 Eight other states plan to adopt California’s truck standards, Newsom’s office said.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (MFZ8i)

Washington will be one of them, I'm guessing. Inslee loves him some Newsom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

227 BREAKING: SCOTUS *refuses* to allow West Virginia to enforce its sports ban on transgender girls.

WVa should tell SCOTUS to go fuck itself
Posted by: DB - underestimating the stupid

I concur!

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (WmGrA)

228 The news I never see is when something like this hits, we get a report a few months later about how sales of "product X" skyrocketed as a result of a transgender or other mental illness tie-in.

Think Nike or Bud will have a yuge quarter in sales because of this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Q4IgG)

229 Dolphinoplasty will be next.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)

Lynn Cheney is the perfect example of a RINOplasty.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (emlEe)

230 I don't think I'm gaslighted, although I do admit to taking the trouble to look up NKE data on my own, and I also admit to getting my news and info from many more sources than just AoSHQ alone.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)

NKE was at 177 at the end of October 2021, and at 83 last September. It's a stock that rolls a lot. It was at 124 the day before yesterday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

231 It was talked about a lot in the not so distant past that fashion models are chosen because of their bodies resembling that young boys. You never see them with hourglass physiques. That was how the gay fashion designers like them.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (3JfbU)

That makes a lot of sense. And might explain why a lot of women do not realize how sexy their non-boyish physiques are.

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (yUjc0)

232 226 Eight other states plan to adopt California’s truck standards, Newsom’s office said.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 06, 2023 04:51 PM (MFZ8i)

Washington will be one of them, I'm guessing. Inslee loves him some Newsom.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)

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"It's a conspiracy that things are so expensive here! The federal government should do something about it!"
-California resident on DU...today...just imagine what they'll be like when this shit goes in effect

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

233 Six year old girls have more gravitas than that idiot.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 06, 2023 04:47 PM (okGHj)
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Ha. Very true.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 05:00 PM (3ImbR)

234 That makes a lot of sense. And might explain why a lot of women do not realize how sexy their non-boyish physiques are.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (yUjc0)
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Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

235 219. Ever go to the bookstore and have not one clue who or what the managers and staff may consider themselves - and you don't want to be rude?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexndra and Jade, too. at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (GshMh)

236 I will forgo ever drinking an Anheuser product again. As well as never buying anything Nike. The problem I have with all these fake women is this, if you need to live your life more in the vein of femininity than masculinity so be it, BUT, you will never be A woman and you insult and diminish the physical, mental, and emotional changes women's bodies and minds go thru their entire lives.

Posted by: sidney at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (Uy/WF)

237 234 That makes a lot of sense. And might explain why a lot of women do not realize how sexy their non-boyish physiques are.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (yUjc0)
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Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

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I prefer the Daddario's non-stick figure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

238 I am sure he'd be over the moon to have Dylan's dick in his wife.

My wife, my mouth, you know, whatever. But hopefully that order.

Posted by: David French at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (lc5cP)

239 Fascism is generally a melding of economic power (corporations) with the government. A review of all the companies that are putting Mulvaney out there as a spokesidiot when combined with KJPA chirping from the white house podium is fascism. It's also deconstruction on a big scale

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (QqTIq)

240 Canadian sports media (spit) is pushing back against NHL players who are reluctant to wear rainbow sweaters.
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (eGTCV)

But their jerseys are sold out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (yQpMk)

241 would assume Executives of these companies like underage looking girls with boy parts.
Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 04:54 PM (oiNtH)
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Maybe we need to check how often the execs are in Thailand?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (2YtOq)

242 I prefer the Daddario's non-stick figure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
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Oh, yes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (t0OGg)

243 "Ever go to the bookstore and have not one clue who or what the managers and staff may consider themselves - and you don't want to be rude?"

I go to the bookstore with the intention of being rude, so it's all good.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (MvF+J)

244 Football might be gay, but that doesn't that *you're* gay for watching football. It didn't rub off. If this doesn't rub off for Nike, they have nothing to worry about.

Oh, it rubs off alright.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney talking to David French at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (lc5cP)

245 The Daily Daddario has returned to demonstrate a feminine body:

https://tinyurl.com/sym256v8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

246 The same people who scream "follow the science" dispute DNA-

Posted by: pahound at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (4I7c8)

247 Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 05:00
PM (t0OGg)

Sneering? They're probably hungry.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (emlEe)

248 ||BREAKING: Manifesto Reveals Trans Person’s Plans To Carry Out Multiple School Shootings
KRDO reported: According to the affidavit, investigators found the manifesto, a dry-erase board with floor plans, and a list of names in a notebook.

Whitworth said the manifesto was four pages long and had “schizophrenic rants” on them. However, the affidavit states when deputies asked if she was schizophrenic, she replied “I hope not.”

According to the affidavit, Whitworth was asked how much she knew about school shootings, and she stated, “Too much.” When asked what she meant by that, Whitworth stated “There’s a page in my manifesto and there’s a bunch of mass killers.”||
[see sock link]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 05:02 PM (Vwz3I)

249 Btw one of the common use that signed in to using fake woman with man balls to be their spokesman was Crest

Time to drop their toothpaste

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VTu1l)

250 Canadian sports media (spit) is pushing back against NHL players who are reluctant to wear rainbow sweaters.
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 04:56 PM (eGTCV)

It's Stanley Cup playoffs time. Canadian sports media soon won't have any local teams to cover anyway.

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (yUjc0)

251 My rule is never call a Trannie other than their birth sex or Trannie

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (xhxe8)

252 230 I don't think I'm gaslighted, although I do admit to taking the trouble to look up NKE data on my own, and I also admit to getting my news and info from many more sources than just AoSHQ alone.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MvF+J)

NKE was at 177 at the end of October 2021, and at 83 last September. It's a stock that rolls a lot. It was at 124 the day before yesterday.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

Seems to be priced and move like a growth stock. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me since I'd figure their market opportunity is maxed out. China is never really going to be an enduring growth market for non-Chinese companies.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (eYoxG)

253 It was talked about a lot in the not so distant past that fashion models are chosen because of their bodies resembling that young boys. You never see them with hourglass physiques. That was how the gay fashion designers like them.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

That's the real reason.

They claim it's because it's easier to fit non-tailored clothing to a girl whose measurements are all the same number, rather than 36-24-36.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (DgGvY)

254 Ever go to the bookstore and have not one clue who or what the managers and staff may consider themselves - and you don't want to be rude?

Posted by: Lola

Oh Miss?

Did you just assume my gender? Reeee!!

Shut up asshoe. I believe in equality. I treat all asshoes equally - like asshoes. Asshoe.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (qoGsy)

255 Common use= companies

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VTu1l)

256 "Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure."

There was a line in "The Caine Mutiny." A fashion model made a face as if 'someone had just offered to hand her a jellyfish.'

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 05:04 PM (MvF+J)

257 "That makes a lot of sense. And might explain why a lot of women do not realize how sexy their non-boyish physiques are. "

Anyone here watch "Ted Lasso"? Non boyish figured actress who plays Rebecca vs extremely boyish figured actress who plays Keely. Who wears their wardrobe better? Absolutely the actress who plays Rebecca.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2023 05:04 PM (gLRfa)

258 Btw one of the common use that signed in to using fake woman with man balls to be their spokesman was Crest

Time to drop their toothpaste
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Careful. That sounds just as dangerous as dropping the soap.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 05:04 PM (DgGvY)

259 It's Stanley Cup playoffs time. Canadian sports media soon won't have any local teams to cover anyway.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 05:03 PM (yUjc0)

Yesssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 06, 2023 05:05 PM (yQpMk)

260 That makes a lot of sense. And might explain why a lot of women do not realize how sexy their non-boyish physiques are.
______

*sashays over*
*winks*
Hiya big boy!
*blows kiss*

Posted by: Stacey "Tank" Abrams at April 06, 2023 05:05 PM (fs1hN)

261 House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, issued a subpoena to a former prosecutor involved in the Trump investigation. Fat Bragg said about this "an unprecedented campaign of harassment and intimidation."

The balls on this guy.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

262 235 219. Ever go to the bookstore and have not one clue who or what the managers and staff may consider themselves - and you don't want to be rude?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexndra and Jade, too. at April 06, 2023 05:01 PM (GshMh)

I had that weird experience at a Menards not too long ago. A young, obese, very obvious male in full makeup and ringlet curls. And he was dressed in plaid shirt and overalls with his Menard's best.

Completely clueless about his job too and very giggly about it. Beyond bizarre.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 06, 2023 05:06 PM (XwMRY)

263 Queen LeBron hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 05:06 PM (70LVe)

264 Old and busted: Obese African-American yoga studio owner spokes model.

New hotness: a man with no curves.

Oh yeah,Nike has its fingers on the pulse of real, American athletic women!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2023 05:06 PM (jQLZV)

265 >>>@ Pug; I'm sitting in a Gordie Howe jersey right now, NY Ranger fan....
Posted by: pahound

Was a big Lindros fan when he was in Philly. My middle son's name is Erik. (Wife wanted the K instead of the C, but close enough.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 05:07 PM (bkUtD)

266 Whitworth said the manifesto was four pages long and had “schizophrenic rants” on them.

*arrives on Clownworld*

Hold it, you're calling a tranny mass-murderer crazy?! Good luck proving that one, pal!

*returns to Earth*

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2023 05:07 PM (CaJIi)

267 Hey, Tank, 'non-boyish physique' does not mean 'Jabba the Hut-like' physique.

Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2023 05:07 PM (emlEe)

268 251 My rule is never call a Trannie other than their birth sex or Trannie
____

You are LITERALLY committing GENOCIDE!!!!!!! REEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Highly Educated Stanford Grad Student at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (fs1hN)

269 >>>Part of me thinks Dylan is trolling

It'd be great if this is just an elaborate James O'Keefe op.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (CwhoI)

270 The same people who scream "follow the science" dispute DNA-
Posted by: pahound

Biology has been banned!

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (oiNtH)

271 Walks like a woman but talks like a man
Lola!

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (NaVNg)

272 I think I've seen one tranny serving in a store. The girls at my local pub are definitely girls.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (eGTCV)

273 There's a reason the Houston team in Rollerball wore Philadelphia Flyers' colours.

Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (Vwz3I)

274 I went to Sephora one day, and the guy behind the counter was about 6'3", 250 lbs, fully made up, in a Sephora smock, with a Karen haircut and a beard. Super weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)
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When I end up with one of these guys, I usually politely leave without buying anything.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2023 05:08 PM (3ImbR)

275 Our local rifle club had a M-F tranny president.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 05:09 PM (MvF+J)

276 >>>There's a reason the Houston team in Rollerball wore Philadelphia Flyers' colours.

Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

Love that movie. Can't wait for it to start happening here after Biden destroys the country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 05:09 PM (bkUtD)

277 Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The sneer is explainable. Even if they have the figure of a 13-year-old boy, they usually have an attractive face. And people like to look at attractive, smiling faces. If they break out the Resting Bi Model Face, you're more likely to look at the unattractive clothes on their underfed bodies.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 05:09 PM (DgGvY)

278 Our local rifle club had a M-F tranny president.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket

For some reason, I read that as "Monday to Friday tranny," and wondered if I missed some new way to say "gay for pay."

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 05:10 PM (DgGvY)

279 Emily Ratkowski has nice boobs but the rest of her body is kind of stick figurish and she never, ever, smiles.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 05:10 PM (eGTCV)

280 277 Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Wide-angle lenses aren't cheap.

Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2023 05:10 PM (14URa)

281 Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Hard to smile when you are starving to death.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 06, 2023 05:11 PM (XwMRY)

282 tranny store sighting - I have a really bad, god-awful CVS near me. when I end up there it's always a nightmare

so recently had to go for a weird new prescription and thought "oh this will suck" but the new young guy in the pharmacy was super nice and helpful and figured out the new scrip and insurance and said he'd have it ready in like 5

so I go back to get it and - young guy, with beard and glasses - he stands up to get my stuff and is wearing a fluffy pink skirt under his completely normal top

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2023 05:11 PM (w0NJk)

283 >>>Hard to smile when you are starving to death.
Posted by: Just Lily

You also owe the city of Philadelphia a keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 05:12 PM (bkUtD)

284 I had a 6’5 skinny black guy tranny wait on me at the FedEx store when I was next in line. I pretended I just had a quick question and waited until another person was available for my actual business.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 05:12 PM (MNhXM)

285 Wyatt I hear there was a fun spring break party at the "fashion district" last night

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2023 05:13 PM (w0NJk)

286 *arrives on Clownworld*

Hold it, you're calling a tranny mass-murderer crazy?! Good luck proving that one, pal!

*returns to Earth*
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2023 05:07 PM (CaJIi)

I'm pretty sure this is a different whack job who got arrested before he could shoot up a school.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL)

287 280 277 Almost every fashion model is a sneering stick figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Then you have the disgusting bags of lard like Lizzo and Tess Holliday, with the powers that be telling us they're beautiful and healthy. Same people telling us Dylan Mulvaney is a girl. Things sure got all tucked up in a hurry didn't they.

Posted by: Boys are girls and fat pigs are gorgeous! at April 06, 2023 05:14 PM (V6LRK)

288 I went to Sephora one day, and the guy behind the counter was about 6'3", 250 lbs, fully made up, in a Sephora smock, with a Karen haircut and a beard. Super weird.
Posted by: Jordan61

Same here. Went into a Sephora's a few months ago with my daughter and one of their staff was obviously a dude wearing 3" of make-up on his face and a sassy wig asking if I needed assistance. I was polite and said no. He looked like he should be on a corner somewhere in Honolulu tricking for drunk sailors.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2023 05:14 PM (oiNtH)

289 My theory is that the Hadron collider at CERN was successful in opening a portal into dimensions which allowed tranny non-binary creatures to get through and infest our population

#provemewrong

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 05:14 PM (VTu1l)

290 *fucked up

But a most cromulent typo

Posted by: Boys are girls and fat pigs are gorgeous! at April 06, 2023 05:14 PM (V6LRK)

291 Swimwear is not a good litmus test.

"Fat Canadians and Speedos"

I rest my case.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2023 05:15 PM (R64uz)

292 nood

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 05:15 PM (MvF+J)

293 It is time to ban womens sports. Equal protection. Everyone competes for the same spot on the roster. No special rules for females.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Not far enough.
No women only spaces anywhere. No male only spaces anywhere.
Men can walk into women's locker rooms without fear of being stigmatized now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not far enough. Two separate locker rooms? Mr. Madison, tear down this wall!

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 05:15 PM (DgGvY)

294 doon

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2023 05:16 PM (w0NJk)

295 I don’t plan on enabling any of these mentally I’ll people by pretending it’s normal.

Posted by: polynikes at April 06, 2023 05:16 PM (MNhXM)

296 Our ruling class is such a bunch of fucking bastards. This regime can't fall fast enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 05:16 PM (Bq7c/)

297 289 My theory is that the Hadron collider at CERN was successful in opening a portal into dimensions which allowed tranny non-binary creatures to get through and infest our population

#provemewrong
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 05:14 PM (VTu1l)

My theory is that they never should have named subatomic particles spin, strangeness and charm.

It was like saying Bettlejuice three times in your kitchen and then being surprised when he shows up.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 06, 2023 05:18 PM (XwMRY)

298 so I go back to get it and - young guy, with beard and glasses - he stands up to get my stuff and is wearing a fluffy pink skirt under his completely normal top
Posted by: BlackOrchid

. . . and he looked FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2023 05:18 PM (qoGsy)

299 >>>Wyatt I hear there was a fun spring break party at the "fashion district" last night
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Yeah, I'm still hoping for the Rapture.

My neighbor got her car stolen at 1pm today as I was leaving for work, and another bunch of thugs ran a car into my other neighbor's garage. The trash is moving north.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

300 A few years ago, had lunch with my freshman son at a bw3 next to campus. My son said there was something off about our waitress and he couldn't even look at her. I informed him that our waitress was a man. Welcome to college son.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 05:22 PM (fs1hN)

301 If I remember correctly, it was a powerlifting coach and not even someone currently on the competition circuit.
Posted by: Blake

And the Tranny had to sit and watch the powerlifter blow the Trannies record away.
Beautifully done.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 04:58 PM (vLDuR)

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Cool, that's how it should be played.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 06, 2023 05:22 PM (3JfbU)

302 https://is.gd/YAs6Er

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 06, 2023 05:30 PM (PvVvQ)

303 there was a painted face trannie at the Bj's in Freeport last Saturday. He was running samples of some food.
Yeah, right

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 06, 2023 05:50 PM (Eeb9P)

304 The Caine Mutiny is a great book, way better than one of my favorite movies

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 05:54 PM (xhxe8)

305 Looking forward to Moose Darwin Awards or Hooves weighing heavily on stupid.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 05:54 PM (3byMq)

306 Willowed again

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:03 PM (xhxe8)

307 Fashion forward styling by Banana Nut Muffin

Posted by: What bulge? Oh, you mean that bulge! at April 06, 2023 06:12 PM (VsUo2)

308 2/3 Dem Tn lawmakers kicked out so far . One more to go Move to a red state if you want some wins... This makes for some good TV

Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Vdukr)

309 Ignore him and he goes away, his 'popularity' is entirely driven by Left-wing corporations acting in opposition to the 'Conservative' 'outrage' machine which itself is designed to make you give them money whilst doing nothing for you.

He isn't funny or entertaining and he wouldn't keep an audience without the AWFLs thinking they're opposing Republicans. The best thing you can do is just make sure your kids aren't falling into the culture trap.

Posted by: stv at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (/dqoc)

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