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Chinese Agent Biden Chuckles Over Trump's Indictment
Soros Prosecutor Alvin Bragg Now Speaking

You and your dirtbag son will be in prison if there's any justice.

trumpleaves.jpg

Bragg just made it clear that the "34 charges" are just repetitions of the same charge. He's charging him for signing documents making the same representation.

Holy carp. I just read the indictment.

Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

He's saying it's illegal to make payments to a lawyer claiming they're for legal services, if they're really for some other purpose.

Interesting -- so we can expect Hillary Clinton to be frog-marched into jail, huh?

Nick Arama's guess that the "34 felonies" are just the same "felony" 34 times is right. As I said before, I expect these charges to be massively duplicative, charging and re-charging and re-re-charging for the same few acts.

But I want to re-up my comments from Saturday when I said this "charge stacking" is likely what would happen. Prosecutors can try to charge as many things as they can, even if those charges only pertain to one incident. So let's assume for the moment in this alleged "falsification of business records" charge, that Trump had to file a form that had signatures or initials on the same form multiple times. Each signature/initial could be counted as a potential charge, even if it's all on the same form and just one incident. So if you had a 34-page form with signatures or initials on each page, you could potentially make 34 charges out of it. We'll know when we see the real indictment to see precisely what they are talking about. It's also a bit of flooding of the jury, all they would have to agree to is one to convict. This increases that possibility.

But I think this is mostly about making Trump look bad to the public and the potential jury pool. It's about having people go "34 charges!!!" and say how awful Trump is, when it all may apply just to the one matter. It's trying to make the turkey of a case look like it's something more than it is by buffaloing people with the number. I think it's more evidence of the bias in this matter, as this shows Bragg trying to throw everything and anything against the wall to try to make something stick when what he truly has is a legally pathetic case.

Then the report says that they're Class E felonies. That's the lowest felony. As we noted, he's already may be bootstrapping this matter by taking what would be a misdemeanor ordinarily and trying to make it a felony. But that raises questions about how he's charging that, if it's truly a federal crime (and thus not properly charged here in New York), and if there are statute of limitations issues that he's trying to get around in this endeavor. As I wrote, Trump's attorney has already said he's going to move to have the case dismissed. Those issues and others may factor into any such motion, depending on what the indictment shows on Tuesday.

We'll see what Soros' pet society-destroyer has to say about it.

Posted by: Ace at 02:56 PM




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1 First

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2023 02:57 PM (i4jdL)

2 meh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2023 02:57 PM (NtVYv)

3 Top ten!

Posted by: Editor at April 04, 2023 02:57 PM (CgS1N)

4 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

5 Almost got my dumb joke willowed.....

Felonious Combover.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I saw them on a triple bill with Men Without Hats and A Flock Of Seagulls at The Knitting Factory in '89.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 02:58 PM (DgGvY)

6 They didn't force him to shave his head and put on an orange jumpsuit?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 02:59 PM (qh8B4)

7 Thinderdome, complete with jeering mob?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2023 02:59 PM (vg8lW)

8 Still no elephant. This is ... disappointing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2023 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

9 Anyone expressing support for the Republican Pariah is subject to arrest, especially if the Demofascist mob is triggered by something you say or do.

Posted by: Official DOJ Policy at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (Yqub2)

10 Trump's attorneys contradicted the State! Misinformation! Disbar them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (qh8B4)

11 It will take time for talking points and to see how the factions take it.

The soonest we'll see how it all shakes out will be on tonight's late-night "comedy" shows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

12 Let’s light this candle

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (nscIV)

13 9 Anyone expressing support for the Republican Pariah is subject to arrest, especially if the Demofascist mob is triggered by something you say or do.
Posted by: Official DOJ Policy at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (Yqub2)

========

That's it...

I'm gonna mention Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

14 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week.

Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead.

I used to wonder how once great countries failed. Now I'm smack dab in the middle of watching it happen.

Sad.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (SRRAx)

15 If we are going strictly by hair...

I am not impressed with the Trump Team.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (tHTIk)

16 I am proud of you guys. I did not see a single mention of Trump v Desantis last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

17 Anyone expressing support for the Republican Pariah is subject to arrest, especially if the Demofascist mob is triggered by something you say or do.
Posted by: Official DOJ Policy at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (Yqub2)
++++
I read that as "Republican Party" and thought, "phew! I'm in the clear. I don't support those bastards because they're on the same side as you!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Can't wait to hear the bull shit charges

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (xhxe8)

20 Trump needs a prison face tat. Maybe a single tear.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

21 If you support Trump, you are against the State. That is the definition of treason and is punishable by death, as the founders intended.

-Legal Eagle, probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (qh8B4)

22 20 Trump needs a prison face tat. Maybe a single tear.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Stars on his knees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

23 Where's the actual fucking indictment?

I want to see it.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (tHTIk)

24 I thought no cameras were allowed in the courtroom?

Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (RqAJh)

25 How does that thing go, again?

"gradually, then suddenly..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (llON8)

26 I liked it better when there were Court Sketch Artists.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2023 02:57 PM (yQpMk)


We should see if we can get Herbert West to re-animate Don Martin for this shitshow.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (h5TKJ)

27 15 If we are going strictly by hair...

I am not impressed with the Trump Team.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (tHTIk)

I dunno, the guy on the far end seems to be rocking the Joe Piscopo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

28 looks like no gag order

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (us2H3)

29 16 I am proud of you guys. I did not see a single mention of Trump v Desantis last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)


Yes… that would be pretty stupid, even for us Morons.

Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

30 So 33 business fraud charges ? Is this the same crap about over appraising his properties ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

31 I can't say that I care much for living in the United States of Venezuela. Too much snow.

Posted by: Deseret Rebel at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (PJaTp)

32 Trump should move everything he has out of NYC after this. The state hates him. He should never fund it again.

Sell all real estate. Abandon it as it's abandoned him. After everything he's done for that city......He should tell it to GFY and move to a DEEP RED city and make it great.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

33 So this is the charge:

A person is guilty of falsifying business records in the first degree when he commits the crime of falsifying business records in the second degree, and when his intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof.


Re; from Previous thread. Was "word salad" Kamala also involved in writing up the charges?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (FUVRY)

34 So it is what was assumed, this indictment is purely political, meritless and malicious.

Clown World indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)

35 29 16 I am proud of you guys. I did not see a single mention of Trump v Desantis last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)


Yes… that would be pretty stupid, even for us Morons.
Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

========

The less said of Nickelback, the better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

36 " Can't wait to hear the bull shit charges
Posted by: Skip"

No bullshit. 34 counts of falsifying business records. This is serious stuff.

Posted by: A CBD News analyst at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (iayUP)

37 24 I thought no cameras were allowed in the courtroom?
Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (RqAJh)
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5 Photographers were allowed. No film crews.

Posted by: Penfold at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (Fbt5B)

38 Trump needs a prison face tat. Maybe a single tear.
Posted by: JackStraw


Sir, that's a cool tattoo.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (DgGvY)

39 So 33 business fraud charges ? Is this the same crap about over appraising his properties ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)



I wouldn't be shocked if there's something in there about Trump University.

I mean, when you're grasping at straws.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

40 >>I dunno, the guy on the far end seems to be rocking the Joe Piscopo.


Him and the Golden Scalp Weasel are the only reason this thing is still a contest.

But, that chick is trying to pull of the Debbie Wasserman Schulz / Leave-In Mayo look.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (tHTIk)

41 And you just know that states all across the country are literally leaping to make sure that no one with a felony indictment will be allowed to get their name on a ballot to run for President of the USA.

Which was probably their plan all along.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (SRRAx)

42 Trump needs tats like Vigo Mortensen in The East, lol

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (vg8lW)

43 Where's the actual fucking indictment?

I want to see it.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:01 PM (tHTIk)
++++
Publishing documents and making activities subject to public inspection and comment have no place in a republic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)

44 38 Trump needs a prison face tat. Maybe a single tear.
Posted by: JackStraw

needs a "fuck you" grill

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (us2H3)

45 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week..

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 02:59 PM (SRRAx)

Probably not as ironic as one might think. They passed Obamacare on Christmas Eve. This is what they do.

Wonder how that manifesto is coming along. By the way hey Teresa sweetie.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (s3214)

46
Now he can run on a platform of making Riker's Island Great Again.

Posted by: Imitating Paul or Sid Masturbating Furiously at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (enJYY)

47 I liked it better when there were Court Sketch Artists.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


me too
**gently weeping**

Posted by: George Conway at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (786Ro)

48 Sometimes the innocent have to subject themselves to the will of a corrupt state, to show the people the injustice of it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (qh8B4)

49 So- all these 'crimes' Trump supposedly committed-

who or what is the victim?

Posted by: DB - lighting the fuse at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO8)

50 And so it begins

Posted by: that guy who at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (786Ro)

51 So it is what was assumed, this indictment is purely political, meritless and malicious.

Clown World indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (up/3i)



I'm taking a chance here, but you asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/wCqR8lTcIUI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

52 To prove our anti-fascist bona fides we'll lock everyone up who doesn't agree with us.

Posted by: The Left at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (zwDuR)

53 Him and the Golden Scalp Weasel are the only reason this thing is still a contest.

But, that chick is trying to pull of the Debbie Wasserman Schulz / Leave-In Mayo look.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (tHTIk)

Oily/wet perm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

54 I wonder, if it gets to trial, if Creepy Pron Lawyer will be called to testify.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (ohFNB)

55 I am proud of you guys. I did not see a single mention of Trump v Desantis last thread.

**********

Speaking of which, i made the mistake of searching for something on reddit and it's teeming with hot threads of DeSantis being a tyrant for arresting the leader of the democrat party in his state

leftists are shrieking insane lunatics

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (VTu1l)

56 Guy on LI feed " 34 felonies, he must be in serious trouble

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe8)

57 Sounds like the Indictment is now unsealed.

Waiting for Gouveia to fisk it, now.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (tHTIk)

58 38 Trump needs a prison face tat. Maybe a single tear.
Posted by: JackStraw

Sir, that's a cool tattoo.
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (DgGvY)

Doesn't he deserve one for "cuisinarting" that camel jockey back when he was in office?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (CCSxw)

59 Someone should get the Dancing Itos back together for this circus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (H5Y35)

60 52 To prove our anti-fascist bona fides we'll lock everyone up who doesn't agree with us.
Posted by: The Left at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (zwDuR)

==========

"It worked for us!"
-Weimar Germany, posterchild for speech laws against Nazis

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

61 53 Him and the Golden Scalp Weasel are the only reason this thing is still a contest.

But, that chick is trying to pull of the Debbie Wasserman Schulz / Leave-In Mayo look.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (tHTIk)

Oily/wet perm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

Valvoline - or Pennzoil maybe…

Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (PCK5/)

62 Sidebar: Kid Rock. I loled.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (KFhLj)

63 They'll use the Sitting Bull option -- shot while trying to escape.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

64 Allowing trump to defend himself against the charges brought against him threatens democracy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (qh8B4)

65 Can you be disbarred for bad hair?

IANAL

Posted by: Hands at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (786Ro)

66 So- all these 'crimes' Trump supposedly committed-

who or what is the victim?
Posted by: DB - lighting the fuse at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO

MY FEELINGS!!

Posted by: SHREIKING MSM NEWSREADER at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (AbL8c)

67 Speaking of which, i made the mistake of searching for something on reddit and it's teeming with hot threads of DeSantis being a tyrant for arresting the leader of the democrat party in his state

leftists are shrieking insane lunatics
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:05 PM (VTu1l)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

68 >>Oily/wet perm.


Soul Glo

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (tHTIk)

69 Good thing they had all those fat cops there because you know El Jefe was gonna try to make a run for it.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

70
And you just know that states all across the country are literally leaping to make sure that no one with a felony indictment will be allowed to get their name on a ballot to run for President of the USA.

All the while simultaneously making sure that felons get the right to vote. Yup, it's sometimes so difficult to figure their schemes out in less then 30 seconds.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (enJYY)

71 Trump calls Avenetti as a witness for the defense.

*heads explode everywhere*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (H5Y35)

72 It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (yQpMk)

73 Would have been first, but read the content..

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (caDOG)

74 65 Can you be disbarred for bad hair?

IANAL
Posted by: Hands at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (786Ro)

Tim Cook needs to just stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

75 I used to wonder how once great countries failed. Now I'm smack dab in the middle of watching it happen.

Sad.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (SRRAx)

i was assured we'd get face colanders...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (Mkvkw)

76 17. I read that as "Republican Party" and thought, "phew! I'm in the clear. I don't support those bastards because they're on the same side as you!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

Concur! If our republican congress had any huevos - any at all - they would adjourn congress and refuse to do anything - including negotiate on the debt ceiling until all charges and investigations are dropped.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (rrTqy)

77 66 So- all these 'crimes' Trump supposedly committed-

who or what is the victim?
Posted by: DB - lighting the fuse at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO

MY FEELINGS!!

Posted by: SHREIKING MSM NEWSREADER at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (AbL8c)

He's a witch! He turned me into a turtle!

Posted by: Mitch at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

78 I thought no cameras were allowed in the courtroom?

Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2023 03:02 PM (RqAJh)

Trumo is hereby charged 1 count of standing up to the Leftard Mob and 33 counts of getting rid of Roe vs Wade

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (9swb4)

79 Miss us yet?

Posted by: 2020, 2021, 2022 at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mJotG)

80 73 Would have been first, but read the content..
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (caDOG)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

81 Is it me, or does that big bald, headed NYPD cop at the front of the camera look distraught? And does he wipe away a tear?
A couple of those guys look like they realize how bad this looks

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

82 We've entered the late stage Roman Republic where consuls fought for provincial governorships because they couldn't be prosecuted while they held imperium. Then, they'd raise an army and return to Rome to intimidate the Senate or - in the cases of Sulla and Caesar - become dictators.

This all led to the end of the Republic, but I suspect that's what the "Progressives" want.

Posted by: germanicus3 at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (kB491)

83 Wonder how the ratings wars are going with CNN and MSNBC? I actually think the printed coverage of Soviet show trials would be more effective. This is going to blowback on the left big time.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (oWBc3)

84 The Harpo Chick… or maybe Dylan.

Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (PCK5/)

85 Dalton Trumo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

86 74 65 Can you be disbarred for bad hair?

IANAL
Posted by: Hands at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (786Ro)

Tim Cook needs to just stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

Every time I see someone use IANAL, I think they are talking about a new Apple product for the LGBTQWERTY crowd...

Posted by: Mitch at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

87 Imagine all of the tiny little liberal peens getting worked over between a thumb and forefinger.

Posted by: MJ at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (zwDuR)

88 I'm surrounded in this SF Bay Area hellhole by giddy lefties. Of course, I can't see their shit-eating grins because their faces are still covered in masks. Truly.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (PvVvQ)

89 "Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead."

AOC (as zaza demon) showed the real leftist plan of inspiring crazies (trans or otherwise) to do the dirty work of murdering conservatives.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (Cus5s)

90 Sometimes the innocent have to subject themselves to the will of a corrupt state, to show the people the injustice of it.

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: surly peasant at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (KFhLj)

91 Off turtle sock!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

92 We have crossed the Rubicon long ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (H5Y35)

93 I am proud of you guys. I did not see a single mention of Trump v Desantis last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)


So you didn't read the comments then?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (zhLdt)

94 Posted by: 2020, 2021, 2022 at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mJotG)

Nope. Time stomp through hell with gasoline boots on.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (nscIV)

95
So much for no cameras..

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (jePQb)

96 Concur! If our republican congress had any huevos - any at all - they would adjourn congress and refuse to do anything - including negotiate on the debt ceiling until all charges and investigations are dropped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (rrTqy)
++++
That's one option. I'd be fine with it. Leave the government "shut down" for the next 18 months.

I'd prefer to see them immediately pass a bill to defund the DoJ in its entirety and then hold all legislation hostage to it. Go about their business, just refuse to bring *anything* to a vote until that bill gets passed and signed. Go on TV every day to defend it. "We're still doing the people's business and we can move quickly once this problem is dealt with" and whatnot.

Just going home would be fine, but fighting actively and digging their nails in at every opportunity would be better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

97 It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (yQpMk)

----------

"If the prosecutor's a piece of shit, you must acquit!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (52Zf5)

98 Bless his heart...
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Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) weighed in Tuesday on the mounting criminal cases against Donald Trump, saying “there’s no way” the former president will return to the Oval Office at this point.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhbjfua

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (E6Dy9)

99
....

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (vwCZJ)

100 1 count of grounding Pelosi's plane

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (79JY7)

101 Ha,
swamp buggy version

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H-0hvixMdYM

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (FhXTo)

102 Trump is Daniel going before the lions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (H5Y35)

103 "Publishing documents and making activities subject to public inspection and comment have no place in a republic."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)

It would be a threat to democracy.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (76Foq)

104 1936....Stalin's Show Trials

2023...democrat's show trials

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (KaRdo)

105 The Donald into the lion's den.
He's going to be okay.
His enemies are not.

Posted by: torabora at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (QWqwA)

106 I wonder if any of these sick fucks who have been pining for this day for seven years have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)

107 95
So much for no cameras..
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (jePQb)

Yes, I wondered about that too…

Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (PCK5/)

108 PDT is a mere man and not the comic hero/demon many think of him as.

I feel so weary for him.
He's the one that has to sit stoic but in that photo he seems resigned and friendless.

Posted by: old chick at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (sOete)

109 Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) weighed in Tuesday on the mounting criminal cases

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Did you know his father was a mailman?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (VTu1l)

110 88 I'm surrounded in this SF Bay Area hellhole by giddy lefties. Of course, I can't see their shit-eating grins because their faces are still covered in masks. Truly.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (PvVvQ)

You're a jew in 1936 Berlin. Try to get out while you still can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (trdmm)

111 Every time I see someone use IANAL, I think they are talking about a new Apple product for the LGBTQWERTY crowd...
Posted by: Mitch


It's either short for "I am not a lawyer" or "I do butt stuff." Sometimes both. Depends who's saying it.

Posted by: AOC at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (DgGvY)

112 John Kasich

The world would be a better place if John's Dad the mailman had lost that package of semen in a sock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (H5Y35)

113 I wonder if any of these sick fucks who have been pining for this day for seven years have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)
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No. They have boners (well, the ones that aren't frothing at the gash, anyway) about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

114 14 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week.

Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead.

I used to wonder how once great countries failed. Now I'm smack dab in the middle of watching it happen.

Sad.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (SRRAx)

*********

This will also be the case with the next GOP president, even if he is as spineless and willing to supplicate himself before the left's braying mobs, like Willard Romney.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (xxG/v)

115 Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) weighed in Tuesday on the mounting criminal cases against Donald Trump, saying “there’s no way” the former president will return to the Oval Office at this point.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhbjfua
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (E6Dy9

He can shut the fuck up

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (mR6Gs)

116 In fairness, John Kasich is a subject-matter expert on inability to get into the white house.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (KFhLj)

117 No bullshit. 34 counts of falsifying business records. This is serious stuff.
Posted by: A CBD News analyst at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (iayUP)


He claimed that a certain building was worth $150M but our evaluations show that it was only worth $149.95M! -- Super-DA Alvin Bragg, probably

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (zhLdt)

118 106 I wonder if any of these sick fucks who have been pining for this day for seven years have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)

Probably not. They'll cheer until they find themselves before a firing squad or in a gulag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

119 "...the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?"

I can answer that.
No.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (jTmQV)

120 The charges have been bumped up to class 3 felonies, whatever the hell that means.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (iayUP)

121 Every time I see someone use IANAL, I think they are talking about a new Apple product for the LGBTQWERTY crowd...
Posted by: Mitch


That would be iANAL.

Posted by: Apple at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (xttsV)

122 115 Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) weighed in Tuesday on the mounting criminal cases against Donald Trump, saying “there’s no way” the former president will return to the Oval Office at this point.




He's probably right but not because of this... It will be the cheat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (bs+z0)

123 Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) weighed in Tuesday on the mounting criminal cases against Donald Trump, saying “there’s no way” the former president will return to the Oval Office at this point.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhbjfua
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (E6Dy9
++++
Kasich is right, but he shouldn't be.

Whether or not Trump returns to the Oval Office is something that should be left up to the people. That this decision is *not* up to the people is not something to celebrate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

124 71 Trump calls Avenetti as a witness for the defense.

*heads explode everywhere*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:06 PM (H5Y35)

when I was banging her, I said "is that better than Don dick ?"

she said "how would i know"

Posted by: CPL at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (us2H3)

125 34 counts against Trump with specific rules.

Google "Rule 34 Trump" to find out more.

Posted by: UwU_Power at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (xAO8e)

126 If I'm going to be brutally honest, I have no love for this country anymore. A tin pot dictatorship where there are two sets of laws.

I'd rather it just collapse and be done with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (VWp7G)

127 I wonder if any of these sick fucks who have been pining for this day for seven years have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)
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No. They have boners (well, the ones that aren't frothing at the gash, anyway) about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

But do any of the think that it might backfire?

Not their boners.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (mR6Gs)

128 Concur! If our republican congress had any huevos - any at all - they would adjourn congress and refuse to do anything - including negotiate on the debt ceiling until all charges and investigations are dropped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (rrTqy)

They should, but then Biden would just declare Martial Law and the regime would rule by decree from then on. And there would never be another election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (trdmm)

129 But do any of the think that it might backfire?

Not their boners.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (mR6Gs)
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The ones inside of government, in high positions? Some of them probably acknowledge the possibility and are working to guard against it.

The run-of-the-mill types, though? No. It's justice, and they know it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)

130 In fairness, John Kasich is a subject-matter expert on inability to get into the white house.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


That was so cold, I'm'a put on a toque.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:13 PM (DgGvY)

131 Ultimately, this is nothing more than an operation to prevent the American people from voting for whom they want to.

Some republic.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)

132 Trump should have shown up in New York wearing a BLM T-shirt. That would put the DA into quite a quandary!

Posted by: JT Smith at April 04, 2023 03:13 PM (FxdZx)

133 He's a witch! He turned me into a turtle!
Posted by: Mitch at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (ynpvh)


Speaking of which, any Turtle sightings recently? Or is he sharing a suite with John "The Vegetable" Fetterman?


(As an aside, I am forever grateful to have you fellow reprobate to keep me laughing through all of this - I don't think I could bear this without knowing there are others who feel the same way that I do about all of this)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (SRRAx)

134 I'd rather it just collapse and be done with it.

********

yep, fuck america

using all the flags I have to wipe my ass with it and will no longer celebrate 4th of july for starters

fuck this country

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (VTu1l)

135 No bullshit. 34 counts of falsifying business records. This is serious stuff.
Posted by: A CBD News analyst at April 04, 2023 03:03 PM (iayUP)

He claimed that a certain building was worth $150M but our evaluations show that it was only worth $149.95M! -- Super-DA Alvin Bragg, probably
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (zhLdt)

probably more like "he said in the dot com bubble that the building was worth 175MM but when we checked in the middle of the not-a0depression it was only 149MM so he falsified documents..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (Mkvkw)

136 >>>Ultimately, this is nothing more than an operation to prevent the American people from voting for whom they want to.

Some republic.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


The great Benjamin Franklin was correct. The Republic, we could not keep it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (VWp7G)

137 On the first sheet of charges the judges gave Trumpy.....

A Grounded Plane for Pelosi

On the second sheet of charges, the judges gave Trumpy...

2 Great Trade Deals
And a Grounded Plane for Pelosi...

On the third sheet of charges, the judges gave Trumpy...

3 Judges
2 Great Trade Deals
And a Grounded Plane for Pelosi......

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (79JY7)

138 Reports coming in from Florida of massive blackouts. Authorities have traced the problem to an overcharged hitachi wand at Cristina Pushaw's house.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (wmDcS)

139 A couple of those guys look like they realize how bad this looks
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

Guy on conservative radio says that cops who have been around for a while almost uniformly support Trump as many of them have had dealings with him over the years and respect him.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (y87dX)

140 Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

141 John Kasich just needs a hug and yes, he can shut the fuck up and crawl back into his hole

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mnUzy)

142 Every cop up there except the lesbo needs to spend some time on a treadmill or something. Is a 44" waist a requirement or something?

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (iayUP)

143 Trump should have shown up in New York wearing a BLM T-shirt. That would put the DA into quite a quandary!
Posted by: JT Smith at April 04, 2023 03:13 PM (FxdZx)
___

Trump not wearing his US Flag pin on his lapel was noticed however.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (E6Dy9)

144 Great job guys!

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mJotG)

145 34 counts. One for every letter in the paperwork I imagine.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (DBrN4)

146 @126 I'd ask for your newsletter, but I read your blog. Agree, sadly agree.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (oWBc3)

147 140 Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

DeSantis, like a week ago...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (exHjb)

148 Lavrentiy Bragg all kinds of shit out of his ass to find that many felonies. You live in his grasp he can find anything to arrest you.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (xhxe8)

149 Meant conservative radio in NYC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (y87dX)

150 Former OH gubner John Katshit dribbles out some of his gross toxoplasmosis!

Posted by: MIMI at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (Z0EAI)

151 >>>Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"
Posted by: JoeF.


If so, I haven't heard it. It's possible, but I doubt many are supporting Trump here. Ironically, they likely won't support DeSantis either.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (VWp7G)

152 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

153 Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"

**************

Literally 90% of them but theyre only quoting Romney and whats that former pasty soy guys name, Ratfucker?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (VTu1l)

154 >>Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"


Hawley and Little Marco Rubio

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (tHTIk)

155 Google "Rule 34 Trump" to find out more.
Posted by: UwU_Power at April 04, 2023 03:12 PM (xAO8e)


Do not, do not, do not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (zhLdt)

156 >>>DeSantis, like a week ago...
Posted by: Nova Local


Oops, correct. I forgot about DeSantis last week.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (VWp7G)

157 141 John Kasich just needs a hug and yes, he can shut the fuck up and crawl back into his hole

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mnUzy)

I think he can only fit his head up his hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

158 Trump's lawyer, "So you are saying that the value of the real estate was over valued?"

Alvin Bragg non-compus mentus, "well yeah."

Trump's lawyer, "here is the IRS audit and it exonerates my client on that charge."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (H5Y35)

159 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)



She seems quizzical.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (yQpMk)

160 In the clip of Trump entering, Is it me, or does that big bald, headed NYPD cop at the front of the camera look distraught? And does he wipe away a tear?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (mR6Gs)

161 96 Just going home would be fine, but fighting actively and digging their nails in at every opportunity would be better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

Time is on their side. Debt ceiling has to be dealt with pretty soon - sometime this summer. I say' no negotiations ' period full stop. Either way is a winner either persecution of PDJT ends or govt starts living on money it has not money it borrows.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (rrTqy)

162 Biden Administration Announces Additional Security Assistance for schools ..NO..Ukraine [$2.5B]

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

163 Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

Besides Ron DiSantis? Not sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (YHyNf)

164 Tacopina makes me nervous. Is he as smart as he is aggressive?

Posted by: PJ at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (G1dq6)

165 Dammit!

I told him to do that techno viking thing when he entered the courthouse.
He just looked like some guy going into another business meeting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (GeboX)

166 Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)


MTG. Not sure if any others have

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (iY8R7)

167 Is Ace posting from the future???

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (14URa)

168 Imagine having to look for a Kasich for a sound bite? Lefty journalism is a dirty business.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (oWBc3)

169 I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

-------

"IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I SHOT MY WAD IN THE LAST THREAD AND REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE WAD TO GIVE ... FOR NOW!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (Au7o2)

170 Meanwhile Newsweek headline: Ron DeSantis Opponents Arrested in Florida Protesting Abortion Ban

*********

COME SEE THE TYRANNY INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (VTu1l)

171 have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)

The ones who just spent a week justifying murdering 9 year olds over "trans rights"? I'm thinking nah bro.

They are not like you. They are nothing like you. Most people find that hard to believe. But one day they will make sure you believe it.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (tsP78)

172 I wonder if any of these sick fucks who have been pining for this day for seven years have just a *little* tiny pit in their stomach, the rumbling of a recognition that maybe...just maybe...this is wrong?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03

LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (8EXRf)

173 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM

Perfect!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (IbmGO)

174 >> This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas


You had me a: Underboob

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (tHTIk)

175 Trump not wearing his US Flag pin on his lapel was noticed however.
---------
Deadly weapon; not allowed in court.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (Vwz3I)

176 120 The charges have been bumped up to class 3 felonies, whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:11 PM (iayUP)

I think that should be "Class E". Not class 3. If I remember from Law and Order Law School, that's the lowest level of Felony in New York State.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (kPLwB)

177 Is Ace posting from the future???
Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (14URa)


He totally does not have a time-traveling Vespa.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (h5TKJ)

178 Time is on their side. Debt ceiling has to be dealt with pretty soon - sometime this summer. I say' no negotiations ' period full stop. Either way is a winner either persecution of PDJT ends or govt starts living on money it has not money it borrows.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:17 PM (rrTqy)
++++
Sure, but they won't. There will be some theatrics. They'll "cut some spending" in a totally fake way. Then they'll pass the debt ceiling increase. Then they'll raise the budgets of the entire federal LE and IC complexes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

179 The ones who just spent a week justifying murdering 9 year olds over "trans rights"? I'm thinking nah bro.

*************

I rather doubt baby killers and deniers of two gender biology have anything resembling a conscience

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (VTu1l)

180 The ones who just spent a week justifying murdering 9 year olds over "trans rights"? I'm thinking nah bro.

They are not like you. They are nothing like you. Most people find that hard to believe. But one day they will make sure you believe it.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM

This.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 03:20 PM (IbmGO)

181 $2.5 billion?

At $800/155mm artillery shell.

The US could buy 3,125,000 155mm artillery shells to replace the 1,000,000+ shells we already shipped to Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (H5Y35)

182 "I think that should be "Class E". Not class 3. If I remember from Law and Order Law School, that's the lowest level of Felony in New York State.
Posted by: Fox2!"

Oh. Well, I heard it on CBS "NEWS" so who knows? They are drooling so much it makes them hard to understand.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (iayUP)

183 Dammit!

I told him to do that techno viking thing when he entered the courthouse.
He just looked like some guy going into another business meeting.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2023 03:18 PM (GeboX)

---------

Damn, that would have been some epic trolling & mocking both had he had worn horns a la Jacob Chansley.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (Au7o2)

184 He totally does not have a time-traveling Vespa.
Posted by: spindrift


Of course not. Vespas don't go 88mph.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (DgGvY)

185 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM

I'll follow her to what ever country she wants to hide away in...

that smile....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (Mkvkw)

186 We've told you many times before, OrangeMan Bad!

Posted by: NPC_10011110 at April 04, 2023 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)

187 What's this? https://tinyurl.com/2me4j99s

Posted by: Ockeghemlives at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (FlSGo)

188
The first rule of Rule 34 is stay the hell away from Rule 34. As is the second rule.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (enJYY)

189 *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (BdMk6)

190 >>Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"


Pence.... On CNN

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (Wy1BU)

191 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 04, 2023 03:14 PM (wmDcS)

Omg lmfao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (nscIV)

192 So, Trump really said “pussy” 34 times?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:22 PM (ohFNB)

193 "Of course not. Vespas don't go 88mph.
Posted by: mikeski "

They do when fitted with a recycled speeder bike engine.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)

194 Some republic

It’s not a republic. They aren’t kidding about “our democracy”.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (brjLo)

195 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

I dunno but I think that's more than a bit of underboob.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

196 Trump's Lawyer should ask Bragg. Show us, here on the dolly where the bad orange man touched you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (IbmGO)

197 Next up - the Dems elect horses to the Senate.

Starting with AOC.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (SRRAx)

198 I'm gonna mention Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM


How about a review?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

199 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)
........

So she won't let me frisk her?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

200 My takeaway from all of this is that any president worth electing will be put in prison.

None of it is about Trump. If he isn't cleaner than any of the previous officeholders he sure as hell isn't any dirtier.

Meanwhile, the FBI sits on a laptop full of child porn and evidence of the sitting president selling out the country to the highest bidder.

And there is no opposition party promising to clean anything up.

Posted by: Thatch at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (R2qGx)

201 I dunno but I think that's more than a bit of underboob.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM

Shhhhh don't ruin it for us!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (IbmGO)

202 >> >>Has ANY fucking Republican stood up and said "This is Wrong?"

McConnell mumbled something through his feeding tube and ventilator.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (DMyTF)

203 Can Trump call for Trial by Combat and challenge Bragg to a 50-yard dash?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (q1qnK)

204 I am watching the #CrowderLiveStream of Trumps Arraignment. Better than watching the garbage news channels.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (WsJuq)

205 >>I dunno but I think that's more than a bit of underboob.


Her cups runneth ...under?

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (tHTIk)

206 "Of course not. Vespas don't go 88mph.
Posted by: mikeski "

They do when fitted with a recycled speeder bike engine.
Posted by: fd


They do. When thrown over a cliff.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (ElM8W)

207 So did DJT just make NYC have to pay a lot of NYPD officers overtime and spend a bunch of money for security, etc. for their banana republic indictment?

Beats doing it over a Zoom call.

Posted by: Questioning at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (9p+PF)

208 Trump's hair looks marvelous.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (ifUkZ)

209 I thought Garrett was the one with the time-traveling Vespa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (ohFNB)

210 The worst part is if they can do this to Trump, imagine what they will do to us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (VWp7G)

211
Sideboob > underboob

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)

212 Nobody is wearing masks!

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (ifUkZ)

213 He's coming out of court now.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (iayUP)

214 Mike "Trump Made Me Fear For My Life" Pence is standing up for Trump?

Wow with friends like that who would need enemies?

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (iCWt+)

215 The ones who just spent a week justifying murdering 9 year olds over "trans rights"? I'm thinking nah bro.

They are not like you. They are nothing like you. Most people find that hard to believe. But one day they will make sure you believe it.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:19 PM (tsP7

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There are still idiots who claim we have more that unites us than divides us. "REALITY ... do you speak it motherf*cker!"

As I said repeatedly in 2020: half the world has literally gone clinically insane.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (Au7o2)

216 Sideboob > underboob
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM

Bewb scale wars, they have begun.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (IbmGO)

217 So the Ninth circuit just awarded Trump another 121 thousand dollars of attorneys fees from Stormy Daniels according to Eric Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (bs+z0)

218 Elon Musk speaks...

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 32 minutes
If the Dem Party had a time machine
https://tinyurl.com/2p8b652w

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (Vwz3I)

219 When the dust settles from this charade of an arraignment, and it becomes clear this "trial" is going nowhere (that the arrest and processing was the high point of these bogus indictments); it will gradually dawn on the left what a weak joke the whole thing is.

They'll start salivating for other (more serious) indictments like election interference and damaging national security. But those indictments: Will. Never. Materialize.

And they'll be left with this lame popcorn fart that stinks of pure desperation.

Trump will keep on blazing forward in his campaign. And they'll be bewildered as to why no dent has been put in his momentum.

Posted by: Bach in Black at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (7ubmG)

220 Completely bogus and a huge waste of taxpayer time and money.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:26 PM (iayUP)

221 I thought Garrett was the one with the time-traveling Vespa.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (ohFNB)



He's just jealous of Ace's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

222 And does he wipe away a tear?
A couple of those guys look like they realize how bad this looks
Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

History will remember them like they remember the liberation of concentration camps. Would anyone really want to be wearing an SS uniform in those?

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:26 PM (DTm0P)

223 Sideboob is great and all.

But.
Underboob has a gravity that sideboob can't compete with.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:26 PM (tHTIk)

224 Next up - the Dems elect horses to the Senate.

Starting with AOC.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,


John Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (ElM8W)

225 My takeaway from all of this is that any president worth electing will be put in prison.

None of it is about Trump. If he isn't cleaner than any of the previous officeholders he sure as hell isn't any dirtier.

Meanwhile, the FBI sits on a laptop full of child porn and evidence of the sitting president selling out the country to the highest bidder.

And there is no opposition party promising to clean anything up.
Posted by: Thatch at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (R2qGx)
++++
He's cleaner. They've thrown everything at him for years and come up with *nothing.* That, or he's in on the con.

It isn't about clean or dirty, it's about inside or outside. He's outside, so he must go down. Only insiders can be allowed to take major power positions. The ones who know how the game is played, and who will not interfere with their destruction and corruption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)

226 "Trump will keep on blazing forward in his campaign. And they'll be bewildered as to why no dent has been put in his momentum.
Posted by: Bach in Black"

That's my President!

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (iayUP)

227 Never has there been a criminal defendant with many tens of millions of supporters.

Posted by: torabora at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (QWqwA)

228 Being innocent in a corrupt world sure costs a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (ifUkZ)

229 I had thought Trump was planning to speak in NY after, but it seems he's flying home and speaking at Mar-a-Lago. Finally, a good move on this part...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (exHjb)

230 I'd be up for restoring a Vespa.

Don't know that you'd catch me driving one, though.

I'd look like a Bear at the Circus.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (tHTIk)

231 Sideboob > underboob
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)
++++
Concur.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)

232 this = his

Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (exHjb)

233 227 Never has there been a criminal defendant with many tens of millions of supporters.
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At least 75 million. Who knows how many ballots got switched?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (ifUkZ)

234 Has the judge issued a gag order yet?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (BdMk6)

235 I had thought Trump was planning to speak in NY after, but it seems he's flying home and speaking at Mar-a-Lago. Finally, a good move on this part...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (exHjb)
++++
Stay in enemy territory no longer than is absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

236 How can anyone sit next to Trump because his ......

BREATH STINKS..............

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (R+nZe)

237 Sideboob > underboob
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)
++++
Concur.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)



Sideboob, when done correctly, contains both.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

238 no word yet on the gag order part?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (Cus5s)

239 #35

Trump likes Brussels Sprouts

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)

240 Meanwhile, the FBI sits on a laptop full of child porn and evidence of the sitting president selling out the country to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Thatch at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (R2qGx)

Like her father, Ghislaine Maxwell works for Mossad. So maybe they didn't have to bid that high.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (DTm0P)

241 How To Know You Are Living In The Last Days (Pastor Jack Hibbs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Va_VF9_B98

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (E6Dy9)

242 They let him go? THEY LET HIM GO???

Posted by: The Media at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (iayUP)

243
Republicans, 3 months from now: "I said it was wrong to arrest Trump. I also said it was wrong to guillotine him and feed his carcass to Trigglypuff. Donate today for a 5X MATCH from WinRed, to help me and future President Kasich STOP THIS RADICAL DEMOCRAT AGENDA, and make the executions of your preferred candidates humane, as the Founders intended."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (8EXRf)

244 Trump should have shaved his head and grown a goatee for his court appearance.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (eGTCV)

245 Sideboob > underboob
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)
........

crossbows

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

246 Elon Musk speaks...

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 32 minutes
If the Dem Party had a time machine
https://tinyurl.com/2p8b652w
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
That's pretty good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

247 Who is the voice-over on that ABC news clip?

He sounds giddy. He's probably rubbing one out as he jabbers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (Mw/Hv)

248 We're gonna put up a big, beautiful defense! It's gonna be like a defense no one has ever seen before! Oh when you see it you're gonna be so proud! So proud....

Posted by: Donald J Trump at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (ISx7r)

249 234 Has the judge issued a gag order yet?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (BdMk6)

only to Stormy

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)

250 I'd look like a Bear at the Circus.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (tHTIk)

Got the full visual from that, so good. Now, if you can pull of some underboob while you're doing it, the entire thing takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (14URa)

251 I had thought Trump was planning to speak in NY after, but it seems he's flying home and speaking at Mar-a-Lago. Finally, a good move on this part...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (exHjb)

Agree. I fear for his life just being in NYC for this.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (BdMk6)

252 You can't measure the disconnect it takes to think Trump could win.

They won't allow him to be inaugurated.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (mJotG)

253 "Online sleuths"


At the Capitol, Badalian was at the western front when he pulled a man who was smashing a window away from the building, according to court documents and video. That man, who wore a green helmet covered in Trump stickers, has been listed as identified on the Sedition Hunters website for more than a year, since at least January 2022. Members of the crowd, including several Jan. 6 defendants, believe the man was antifa, and right-wing commentators have recirculated that conspiracy theory, suggesting that the man was a fake Trump supporter in recent weeks. But online sleuths told NBC News that he is, in fact, a Trump supporter, not a member of antifa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (WzJYQ)

254 195 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

I dunno but I think that's more than a bit of underboob.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (eGTCV)

Any more might've been a nip-slip

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

255 34 counts of felony jaywalking and parking violations.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

256 no word yet on the gag order part?
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How can I tell you about the gag order if there's a gag order?!

Who threw that?!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:30 PM (Vwz3I)

257 FEC records indicate that the judge has made multiple donations to the Biden campaign.
But, we knew that. Of course he did.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (jTmQV)

258 Being innocent in a corrupt world sure costs a lot.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM


But at least you get a chance to prove it in our precious Democracy!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

259 And all of this just because he beat Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (SRRAx)

260 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (8EXRf)

So much this lmao.

It’d be cool if we had an actual opposition party rather than a handful of stalwarts and an overwhelming amount of bought and paid for controlled opposition.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (nscIV)

261 How’s the Home Alone kid gonna find his way around Manhattan now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (ohFNB)

262 197 Next up - the Dems elect horses to the Senate.

Starting with AOC.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:23 PM (SRRAx)

Wadda bout meeeheeeee!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

263 I just now finished the tablet article Ace posted last week about the hoax of the century.

1984 novel had 'ministry of truth'? I'm half surprised our nit wit 'elite ruling class' didn't borrow the term instead of coming up with disinformation and the broad sweep of agencies and NGOs to 'combat' it.

It is ironic that this push 'to fight disinformation' is all about spreading disinformation about the election shenanigans, covid-19, clot shots and so on.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (3cGpq)

264 I don't gag

I swallow

Posted by: Stormy at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (us2H3)

265 Sideboob > underboob

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2023 03:24 PM (enJYY)

Agreed. Sideboob is elegant and tasteful.

Underboob is slutty and brazen.

Although...I'll take either one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (Mw/Hv)

266 But online sleuths told NBC News that he is, in fact, a Trump supporter, not a member of antifa.
___

Oh, ok then, since the State Media organ says so.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

267 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (SRRAx)

Nah. It’s more than that, he fucked up the globalists plans bigly. For all his missteps, we’d be in a world of shit worse if he didn’t win.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (nscIV)

268 Federal appellate judges James Ho and Elizabeth Branch, who announced last year that they would cease hiring clerks from Yale Law School (and were then joined by several other federal judges), have added Stanford Law to their boycott list.

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (RHGPo)

269 152 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

----------------------------

A bit of underboob?? That there is the understatement of the year!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (uPgE/)

270 14 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week.

Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead.

^^I was thinking of this. I assume it's just a bonus slap to humiliate MAGA rubes who presumably would catch the allusion that the demoncrats wouldn't even see.

Posted by: Iris at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (NaH5I)

271 We had a good run with this republic.

But could not keep it.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (WmGrA)

272 So at what point do we say fuck it, self segregate to a deep red state and push hard for secession?

Im currently looking at places to live in Texas now for this very reason, or a similar state with a strong secessionist presence

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (VTu1l)

273 Elon Musk @elonmusk · 32 minutes
If the Dem Party had a time machine
https://tinyurl.com/2p8b652w

-
The Democrats assassinated Lincoln. Now they're turning toward Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (FVME7)

274 259 And all of this just because he beat Hillary Clinton.
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He revealed that all of the Fed is a flock of grifters who couldn't give a shit about America or Americans. This is revolutionary stuff.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (ifUkZ)

275 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (ohFNB)

Some nice drag queen will help!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (nscIV)

276 Mike "Trump Made Me Fear For My Life" Pence is standing up for Trump?

Wow with friends like that who would need enemies?

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:25 PM (iCWt+)

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BREAKING: Jeb! to Start PAC Called "Bushies for Victims of PornStar Blackmail and HushMoney ...to Help Fund DeSantis Campaign. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (Au7o2)

277
243
Republicans, 3 months from now: "I said it was wrong to arrest Trump. I also said it was wrong to guillotine him and feed his carcass to Trigglypuff. Donate today for a 5X MATCH from WinRed, to help me and future President Kasich STOP THIS RADICAL DEMOCRAT AGENDA, and make the executions of your preferred candidates humane, as the Founders intended."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 03:29 PM (8EXRf)

FINALLY! A strong conservative with a compassionate message!
Can we expect a Jeb Bush or Lynn Cheney on the ticket?

Posted by: Auspex at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (j4U/Z)

278
@CarpeDonktum
·
1h
BREAKING: Trump was temporarily placed in a holding cell between two other inmates being processed for petty theft. I am being told that Trump had a short conversation with one of them and they will be dining together tonight in Mar-a-Lago.
___

almost had me there

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (fs1hN)

279 Bottom pic Trump broke out the look he had at the guy who ran at him during a speech. Back in the day, someone put lasers on the original.

shorturl.at/dyFP0

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (tsP78)

280 Can't we just sacrifice Trump and go back to watching sportsball?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (eXt3H)

281 My wish for 'ruthless' Trump in a 2nd term was thwarted but maybe this will command that now.

No matter. I'm still voting for him and hope to live long enough to see him burn the whole fucking thing down.

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (3byMq)

282 272 So at what point do we say fuck it, self segregate to a deep red state and push hard for secession?
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Just exile the secessionists states AKA Sancturay States. No more Fed money.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (ifUkZ)

283 14 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week.

Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead.

^^I was thinking of this. I assume it's just a bonus slap to humiliate MAGA rubes who presumably would catch the allusion that the demoncrats wouldn't even see.
Posted by: Iris at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (NaH5I)

From one perspective, it's practically divine revelation. Jewish oligarchs unconsciously running a modern passion play. Well, if they insist.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:33 PM (DTm0P)

284 too bad Britt doesn't have another son

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (us2H3)

285 He should grow a soul patch.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (KAi1n)

286 239 #35

Trump likes Brussels Sprouts

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)

Kamala prefers sucking the entire spear of asparagus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

287 When does that whore stormy give the money back?

Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (d5Qya)

288 Ok CBS News is going off. Now it's just a giant sucking sound.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (iayUP)

289 Underboob: Pendulous or Perky?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (FVME7)

290 Imagine all of the tiny little liberal peens getting worked over between a thumb and forefinger.

Posted by: MJ at April 04, 2023 03:08 PM (zwDuR)

Imagine the Audio of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (tkR6S)

291 Remind me again, how many Trump protesters dressed in black bloc?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (vg8lW)

292 Ok CBS News is going off. Now it's just a giant sucking sound.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (iayUP)
++++
Someone forgot to kill his mic before hitting the bathroom?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

293 >> Underboob: Pendulous or Perky?


Yes!

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (tHTIk)

294 Quote Tweet Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
BREAKING: Trump was temporarily placed in a holding cell between two other inmates being processed for petty theft. I am being told that Trump had a short conversation with one of them and they will be dining together tonight in Mar-a-Lago.

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 3 minutes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the people who don't get that I am mocking comparisons between Trump and Christ, or the people who think I am ACTUALLY comparing Trump to Christ and wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (Vwz3I)

295 Just putting thoughts down - no need for anyone to respond - but isn't Trump's company private? So who cares how he recorded the alleged payment as long as he didn't try to avoid taxes or otherwise defraud someone? How is the way a private business accounts for expenses anyone's business as long as the bills are paid and taxes correctly computed?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (rrTqy)

296 Looks DJT is coming out

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (xhxe8)

297 The government is corrupt and full of crooks.

Trump is messing up all the corrupt scams and schemes.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2023 03:36 PM (SYTee)

298 "Someone forgot to kill his mic before hitting the bathroom?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) "

No, they are doing it LIVE IN THE STUDIO!

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:36 PM (iayUP)

299 In what is likely to be one of the vital well-timed rulings of all time, the U.S. Ninth Circuit Courtroom of Appeals awarded former President Donald Trump $121,962.56 in legal professional charges from grownup movie star Stormy Daniels. The practically $122,00 is along with the roughly $500,000 that she was ordered to pay him final 12 months.

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

300 296 Looks DJT is coming out
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (xhxe

OMFG !!!!!!

Posted by: LGBTQ at April 04, 2023 03:36 PM (us2H3)

301 Tweet of the Week:

Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth · 21 minutes
In the middle of everything else that happened today, you probably missed that Donald Trump was still able to go up and down stairs without falling.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (Vwz3I)

302 266 But online sleuths told NBC News that he is, in fact, a Trump supporter, not a member of antifa.
___

Oh, ok then, since the State Media organ says so.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (fs1hN)


Telling reporters I politically support those I plan to destroy is a maskirova technique I learned in Communist Tool Training School Number 27, outside of Kursk.

Posted by: Judge Merchan at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (AMIL/)

303 "BREAKING: Trump was temporarily placed in a holding cell between two other inmates being processed for petty theft. I am being told that Trump had a short conversation with one of them and they will be dining together tonight in Mar-a-Lago."

*golfclap*

That is well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

304 I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus. Trump is not and never will be like Jesus. This whole court thing is abysmally corrupt but Trump is not a Savior saving us from our sin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (RNs96)

305 I would think they enjoy disrupting Holy Week.
It’s a ritual for the msm to run anti-Christian stories the week leading up to Easter and Christmas.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (vg8lW)

306 I put it on The Rifleman. Much better. We could use a man like Chuck Conners again.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (iayUP)

307 President Trump is going straight to LGA.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (14URa)

308 295- that's actually relevant to any fraud charge and a significant weakness in the case- there's no victim, no one actually defrauded.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (iOTWL)

309 #299 Thanks, SMOD, for a reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (Vwz3I)

310 And all of this just because he beat Hillary Clinton.

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He was especially threatening to The Deep State, Globalists, and Foreign Enemies (BIRM thrice) with trillions of dollars at stake.

They did not expect him to crush the Margin of Fraud in 2016, and as Pelosi said in 2020: there was no way he was going to be allowed to win reelection. I fully expected them to assassinate him, and it's even more likely today.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (Au7o2)

311 292 Ok CBS News is going off. Now it's just a giant sucking sound.
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (iayUP)
++++
Someone forgot to kill his mic before hitting the bathroom?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

Kumala interview with the video off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

312 >> I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus.


We've been over this. It is because you are a Scold.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (tHTIk)

313 Remind me again, how many Trump protesters dressed in black bloc?

*************

I dont know about you, but I find the notion that all Trump protestors are young looking twinks with crew cuts that look like they just graduated from quantico to be highly plausible

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (VTu1l)

314 And all of this just because he beat Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:31 PM (SRRAx)

And because Election night 2016 gave those on us with penises schadenboners

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (mR6Gs)

315 It's not so much that people think Trump is like Jesus, they just can't help but notice that his enemies are eerily like Jesus's enemies.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (tsP78)

316 Never let a good crisis go to waste.

The Trump Campaign is selling these "NOT GUILTY" mug shot shirts and I thought you might like to know where to get one

https://bit.ly/413M8I7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (FVME7)

317 Sideboob > underboob
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Concur.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Sideboob, when done correctly, contains both.
Posted by: Sponge


Sideboob is eastern hemisphere vs western.

Underboob is southern hemisphere vs northern.

They can happily coexist.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (DgGvY)

318 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (FVME7)

This doesn’t bother me in the least

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (nscIV)

319 I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus. Trump is not and never will be like Jesus. This whole court thing is abysmally corrupt but Trump is not a Savior saving us from our sin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (RNs96)

Hey, I'm not one of the crazed Jewish Wall Street degenerates in New York who thought arresting a former President during Holy Week would be a good idea. No matter what CD says, he's taking fine advantage of the situation.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (DTm0P)

320 Ben Shapiro is just so mad El Naranja wasn't put behind bars, he just wants to get back to the good ol' chamber of commerce days, guys, come on, he likes country music and buys lumber at Home Depot.



It was jokingly made the other day by someone but I've been thinking on it and Trump quite possibly is the most publicized man in history, outside of Jesus.

Posted by: UwU_Power at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (xAO8e)

321 304 I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus. Trump is not and never will be like Jesus. This whole court thing is abysmally corrupt but Trump is not a Savior saving us from our sin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (RNs96)

Falsely accused for political/cultural crimes? I think there is some comparison, Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

322 He's just gonna sell more records.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (tsP78)

323 Underboob: Pendulous or Perky?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (FVME7)

those were perky. very nicely perky, looked like they had just enough they could be ski jumps...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (Mkvkw)

324 NOOD Trump Exit

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

325 soros prosecutor to give a press conference in five minutes, link in post

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (iHBZj)

326 Huh. The blog is even more widely read today.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (iayUP)

327 Gold +40

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (DMyTF)

328 Damn, Margins. Must have been a hell of a time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

329 It was jokingly made the other day by someone but I've been thinking on it and Trump quite possibly is the most publicized man in history, outside of Jesus.
Posted by: UwU_Power at April 04, 2023 03:39 PM (xAO8e)

He's bigger than John Lennon, at any rate.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (DTm0P)

330 that's actually relevant to any fraud charge and a significant weakness in the case- there's no victim, no one actually defrauded.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


Another significant weakness? Paying hush money to a blackmailer isn't illegal.

Start arresting sportsball players that have made payments. Should be interesting.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (ElM8W)

331 Underboob: Pendulous or Perky?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (FVME7)

It's why I can't wear shorts.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (wBpKf)

332 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

333

324 NOOD Trump Exit
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (ynpvh)



False nood?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Uh oh. This calls for an act of penance!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)

335 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.

*********

we NOODED in a non-NOODED thread!

Has this ever happened before????

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (VTu1l)

336 When are they going to release the charges?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (xhxe8)

337 289 Underboob: Pendulous or Perky?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (FVME7)

What's an underboob?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

338 332 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

Anyone who calls false nood spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

339 315 It's not so much that people think Trump is like Jesus, they just can't help but notice that his enemies are eerily like Jesus's enemies.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (tsP7

^^Exactly. And I do believe Trump is innocent. That counts for something in the comparison.

Posted by: Iris at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (NaH5I)

340 333

324 NOOD Trump Exit
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:40 PM (ynpvh)


False nood?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah. Ace changed title on me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

341 Next hearing Dec 4th

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (us2H3)

342 I mean, it LOOKED like a nood.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (DRSnL)

343 As reported above:

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
BREAKING!!! the 9th Circuit just awarded Trump $121,962.56 in attorney fees from Stormy Daniels. Order just released. This in addition to the roughly $500k she already owes him.

LOL glad she’s out there saying her T-shirt sales are booming she’ll be able to afford to pay Trump!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (Vwz3I)

344 I see Ace has come back from the future. Is there nothing a Vespa can't do?

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (14URa)

345 338 332 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

Anyone who calls false nood spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

Is there preferable to the barrel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

346 I mean, it LOOKED like a nood.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (DRSnL)




You know the rule. Pix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

347 342 I mean, it LOOKED like a nood.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (DRSnL)

To be fair, those were some wide margins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

348 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)


That's a healthy girl!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (mm6iK)

349 308 295- that's actually relevant to any fraud charge and a significant weakness in the case- there's no victim, no one actually defrauded.
____

A think an argument could be made that there was someone who was a victim of fraud in the Stormy Daniels payment. And that would be Trump, when Stormy broke the NDA.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (fs1hN)

350 Um, I guess not NOOD. My bad. Title changed.
Posted by: jim


Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (DgGvY)

351 Bragg's speech is going to be all about justice, how they have a strong case, about how accountability is back, baby, and how this is not at all a politically-motivated and illegal prosecution for the purpose of isolating and destroying a politician during his run.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

352 Ironic that all of this is happening during Holy Week.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:00 PM (SRRAx).
Irony is generally incongruous. This is congruous. A repetition of the past, and a warning for the future. It can happen here- it is happening here.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (DTm0P)

353 "272 So at what point do we say fuck it, self segregate to a deep red state and push hard for secession?

Im currently looking at places to live in Texas now for this very reason, or a similar state with a strong secessionist presence
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:32 PM (VTu1l)"

The progs won't stop sending goons to kill or arrest us until they're made to. If you want to go your own way be prepared to make it stick.

Posted by: somedood at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (z3WOQ)

354 Must have been a sidenood

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (iY8R7)

355 When does that whore stormy give the money back?
Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 03:34 PM (d5Qya)


$20 a pop will take awhile.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

356 Another significant weakness? Paying hush money to a blackmailer isn't illegal.
----------

He also didn't collude with Russia, the Democrats and Uniparty did.
He didn't make threats to or shady deals with Ukraine, the Democrats and Uniparty did. He didn't kick black people out of their apartments. He didn't call Nazis fine people. He didn't inspire an insurrection, he told people to make their voices heard peacefully.

Makes no difference to the Narrative.

Once you see how all important The Narrative is, it is impossible to unsee.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (tsP78)

357 Is there preferable to the barrel?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

The Box is the Heart of Darkness at the center of the Barrel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

358 Odds of finding Bragg in a Popeye's Chicken Joint?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (ifUkZ)

359 It's not so much that people think Trump is like Jesus, they just can't help but notice that his enemies are eerily like Jesus's enemies.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (tsP7

^^Exactly. And I do believe Trump is innocent. That counts for something in the comparison.
Posted by: Iris at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (NaH5I)


Also, that they are going after him for made-up crimes with just as much zeal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (DRSnL)

360 "BREAKING: Trump was temporarily placed in a holding cell between two other inmates being processed for petty theft. I am being told that Trump had a short conversation with one of them and they will be dining together tonight in Mar-a-Lago."

*golfclap*

That is well played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


LIKE. A. FUCKING. BOSS.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (ElM8W)

361 I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus. Trump is not and never will be like Jesus. This whole court thing is abysmally corrupt but Trump is not a Savior saving us from our sin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (RNs96)

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Fen, I love you -- but with all due respect, this is what they call in the business "metaphor."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (Au7o2)

362 Republicans, 3 months from now: "I said it was wrong to arrest Trump. I also said it was wrong to guillotine him and feed his carcass to Trigglypuff. Donate today for a 5X MATCH from WinRed, to help me and future President Kasich STOP THIS RADICAL DEMOCRAT AGENDA, and make the executions of your preferred candidates humane, as the Founders intended."
----
Imma gonna need that 10X match plus the "Sustaining Member at Large" bumper sticker

(You know, so I can cut it to say "Large Sustaining Member" [Bevis laugh])

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (m9bzV)

363 Posted by: garrett

Did I say "ASHQ posters? I specifically said Carpe Donktum. Is he an ASHQ poster? . But thanks for joining "Team Scolding" Garrett. If I ever meet you I'll buy you a drink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (f/M4s)

364 No gag order on Trump. For now.

The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

365 Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg press confidence scheduled to begin at 3:45pm today.

"LIVE: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg holds press conference following Trump's arraignment"

Gag orders for thee, but not for meeeee!

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (3CCua)

366 Putting the Bragg in Braggart.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (WmGrA)

367

34 Charges!!!!!!

Certainly the quantity of valid, legitimate, well reasoned actions by a GRAND JURY are proof of guilt.

Surprised he was let go. But then, they let killers walk, too.

Posted by: Auspex at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

368 The Alvin Bragg to Pontius Pilate comparisons also don't work because Pilate had something of a conscience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (FVME7)

369 354 Must have been a sidenood

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (iY8R7)

Based on the time-stamps, more of an undernood.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (14URa)

370 364 No gag order on Trump. For now.

The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

Da Fu**?! They are going whole hog trying to tie him down during election season.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

371 Anyone who calls false nood spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Is there preferable to the barrel?
Posted by: jim


Totally. All the worst stuff leaks out of the corners of the box. The barrel keeps it all in.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (DgGvY)

372 Yes, Mrs Lovejoy.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (tHTIk)

373 Hi, Fen.

I think it’s natural for innocent people undergoing persecution (or those observing the persecution) to identify with Christ, who was also an innocent who was persecuted. And, in fact, Christ is the model for victims of persecution. But the identification can be taken too far, to the point of blasphemy.

I prefer to identify with Job, myself.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (ohFNB)

374 366 Putting the Bragg in Braggart.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (WmGrA)

Bragg-a-docious

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

375 It's not so much that people think Trump is like Jesus, they just can't help but notice that his enemies are eerily like Jesus's enemies.
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (tsP7

In some cases, descendents of those people. Or so they claim.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (DTm0P)

376 I had thought Trump was planning to speak in NY after, but it seems he's flying home and speaking at Mar-a-Lago. Finally, a good move on this part...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 03:27 PM (exHjb)

Which is precisely what he said he would do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (tkR6S)

377 You all been here awhile

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

378 Must have been a sidenood
Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (iY8R7)

i was shocked at the volume of comments, then i was in the timewarp as i reread comments i'd already read

and posted...

it was deja vu all over again....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (Mkvkw)

379 Ok then we here

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (nscIV)

380 Yeah. Ace changed title on me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)



This is how you tell me that you didn't try to grab Sponge! without telling me you didn't try to grab Sponge.

This is commendable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

381 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023).
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)


Well, apparently they need 8 months to manufacture a bunch of evidence.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

382 I'd say the social contract is pretty much null and void as a result of the wanton breaches of same by the Left. I want my deposit back.

Posted by: Paco at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (njExo)

383 I fully expected them to assassinate him, and it's even more likely today.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:38 PM (Au7o2)

This is what I fear more than anything. Either him or one of his family.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (BdMk6)

384 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

So we really aren't doing elections in 24. Huh.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (wBpKf)

385 152 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

-------
I could stare at her decicis all day!

Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (OdDjF)

386 Da Fu**?! They are going whole hog trying to tie him down during election season.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM


Yep, that is the plan and always has been. This DA did not do this in a vacuum, he coordinated with the biden administration and the AG on how to maximize the pain for trump and his campaign.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (ncXxy)

387 No one thinks he's Christ, but he just may be the last best savior of The United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

388 "hush money payments to two women"

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (Vu7A1)

389 You all been here awhile
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe8 )


Hey, work is slow today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

390 361 Fen, I love you -- but with all due respect, this is what they call in the business "metaphor."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (Au7o2)

This. Plus, it riles up the lefties, which is nice.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (4kmQq)

391 And Pilate washed his hands after taking a shit.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (Vwz3I)

392 364 No gag order on Trump. For now.

The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

UPDATE: Defense motions must be filed by early Sept; Prosecution responses due in late September.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (AMIL/)

393 This is what I fear more than anything. Either him or one of his family.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (BdMk6)

I'm sure Donnie would be the first to say "let me worry about me." Even answering the charges takes a level of bravery that Saddam Hussein had on his way to the hangman. It's why the New York oligarchy doesn't understand that they've literally anointed Trump as their destroyer.

Posted by: trev006 at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (DTm0P)

394 This weak show trial isn't going to stop Trump. My prediction that there will be a shootout between DOJ agents and Trump's secret service detail is still on the table.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (lTGtQ)

395 I put it on The Rifleman. Much better. We could use a man like Chuck Conners again.
Posted by: fd

Very cathartic. In all of those older Western shows, the bad guys may have started out winning but always lost in the end. Lucas McCain, Jim Hardie, Matt Dillon, et. al. would pump them full of lead and smile afterwards.

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

396 What it is? It is a Dreyfus Trial on steroids. Donald Trump is on trial for trying to make America great again. And for being a Republican.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

397 "hush money payments to two women"
Posted by: Diesel Jones


Still not illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (ElM8W)

398 Trump Shanks--new brand of steak, or homemade knives?

Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (Q/6pY)

399 No one thinks he's Christ, but he just may be the last best savior of The United States.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)


Can we at least get Donnie 2 Scoops votive candles like they made for Fauci and RB Ginsburg?

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (iY8R7)

400 If I ever meet you I'll buy you a drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (f/M4s)



I'm guessing he hasn't threatened to kill you if ever in the same vicinity, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

401 If he says "No one is above the law...."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)

402 388 "hush money payments to two women"

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (Vu7A1)

Now do Congress.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

403 The most important thing to remember is the seriousness of the charges. They are serious. And there are 34 of them. You can't just wave away the amount and the seriousness of these charges. Again, these are serious charges of the most serious kind.

Posted by: State Media #2 (fka NBC) at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (fs1hN)

404

We've come a long way since we had Barry O'Fuckhead running things.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (UCNv1)

405 I was going to post a counter underboob pic, but with safe search on, it is hard to find what I am looking for here at work.

Curses!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

406 304 I really don't get people like Carpe Donktum making analogies between Trump and Jesus. Trump is not and never will be like Jesus. This whole court thing is abysmally corrupt but Trump is not a Savior saving us from our sin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:37 PM (RNs96)

Fenelon - I basically agree - but the significance of the timing and the number of similarities does give one pause. And....I'm pretty sure there were good people who were saying similar things this week in 33 (?) AD......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (rrTqy)

407 392 364 No gag order on Trump. For now.

The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

UPDATE: Defense motions must be filed by early Sept; Prosecution responses due in late September.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (AMIL/)

Just like the Jan 6th folks, being guaranteed a speedy trial.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (ynpvh)

408 Weird. The linked video is CNBC, and hasn't gone live yet. The sidebar on YouTube has a link to another feed (which is live, but no Bragg yet - empty podium) from Yahoo! Finance.

Odd that the financial networks are covering it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (t0OGg)

409 When did Keith Ellison move to NY and change his name to Alvin Bragg

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (1kakZ)

410 it was deja vu all over again....
-------------
When you come to a nood in the middle of the road, take it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (Vwz3I)

411 The most important thing to remember is the seriousness of the charges. They are serious. And there are 34 of them. You can't just wave away the amount and the seriousness of these charges. Again, these are serious charges of the most serious kind.
Posted by: State Media #2 (fka NBC)


The judges would also have accepted a Kamala Harris sock.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (DgGvY)

412 Bragg is five feet tall and 400 pounds. How long can his heart hold out?

Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (d5Qya)

413 No one thinks he's Christ, but he just may be the last best savior of The United States.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Joshua maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (FVME7)

414 Anyone who calls false nood spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

My mother put me in a box......once.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (Zvtjl)

415 Trump Shanks--new brand of steak, or homemade knives?
Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (Q/6pY)



Each knife is meticulously hand forged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

416 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023) Holee Keeerist.
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

just in case you weren't QUITE sure if this was REALLY political or not....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (Mkvkw)

417 It's like suing a doctor (or lawyer, etc.) for negligence: negligence, negligence per se, professional negligence, gross negligence. They're all the same cause of action.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (KAi1n)

418 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (t0OGg)

Narrative

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (1kakZ)

419 >>Lucas McCain, Jim Hardie, Matt Dillon, et. al. would pump them full of lead and smile afterwards.
Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

Lucas McCain, Jim Hardie, Barney Fife, Matt Dillon...

Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (Q/6pY)

420 If Bragg had stones, he'd do his presser from a subway platform.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (14URa)

421 In case you are remodeling your bathroom, or weaving an oriental carpet, you will be glad to hear that aperiodic monotilings are now available. Guaranteed conversation starter for your next cocktail party.
arxiv.org/pdf/2303.10798.pdf

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (MvF+J)

422 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!

Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)

423 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023).
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

Now is the time to hire private investigators to dig up all the dirt (every last speck of it) on Bragg's office.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (BdMk6)

424 Remember, these are credible and serious charges. You can't just dismiss them out of hand. I mean, the credibility alone is enough to understand it's seriousness. And, also, the staggering number of charges is just, well, it's beyond belief.

Posted by: State Media #17 (fka CNN) at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (fs1hN)

425 Trump must have been advised not to talk until he got back to MAL. Otherwise I can't imagine Trump not saying anything. He's not exactly known for being closed mouthed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (f/M4s)

426 422 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)

Was he chewing gum as well?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

427
Funny thing about Dec 4th is it's two weeks after biden turns 81, if he lasts that long.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (jePQb)

428 Bragg is five feet tall and 400 pounds. How long can his heart hold out?
Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (d5Qya)



Long enough.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

429 "If the D-I-C-K does not _FFFFIIITTTTT_ than you must AAHHH-QUIT" - stuff Ben Franklin said Vol 5, 1803

Posted by: Scott_T at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (2waQ7)

430 403 The most important thing to remember is the seriousness of the charges. They are serious. And there are 34 of them. You can't just wave away the amount and the seriousness of these charges. Again, these are serious charges of the most serious kind.

Posted by: State Media #2 (fka NBC) at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (fs1hN)

I was served suit once, and the packet from the plaintiff was a box of paper 3" thick. Read through it all, utter lies, perjuries, and bullshit. Was so bad, I was awarded court costs in the end.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

431 Still not illegal.


Not illegal but new information

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (Vu7A1)

432 NO ORIENTAL CARPETS!!!

Posted by: Hunter at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (Vwz3I)

433 No way President Trump will ever get a fair trial in this cesspool.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (WsJuq)

434 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)
++++
Gross. Super gross.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

435 So apparently the indictment is 34 misdemeanor charges elevated to felonies for falsifying records to conceal another crime but they never say what that other crime is in the indictment.


I mean, this is a sham and mockery of justice.

Justice has been bent over a pinball machine and rogered to within an inch of her life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (up/3i)

436 The most important thing to remember is the seriousness of the charges. They are serious. And there are 34 of them. You can't just wave away the amount and the seriousness of these charges. Again, these are serious charges of the most serious kind.
Posted by: State Media #2 (fka NBC) at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (fs1hN)
++++
Is Kamala Harris writing for them now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

437 If your going to do this to take him out of the election might as well drag it out until the election.
This also gives the Democrats Propaganda Ministry months to hammer DJT is guilty, guilty, GUILTY!

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (xhxe8)

438 I needed this today (Trump-related funny):

https://tinyurl.com/NeededALaugh

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (SRRAx)

439 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

I decided to walk to the other end of the train instead of checking.

I need to take the same A-C-E train home tonight, so that'll be fun since last week i was outnumbered 12 to 1 by hobos.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (604/s)

440 410 it was deja vu all over again....
-------------
When you come to a nood in the middle of the road, take it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (Vwz3I)

Unless it's tranny, triggleypuff, or otherwise terrible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (ynpvh)

441 No way President Trump will ever get a fair trial in this cesspool.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (WsJuq)


Scoob! How you doing, brother?

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (iY8R7)

442 What all those poles in the picture up top? Did they wander into a pipe field?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

443 Is this correct? Collin Rugg says Trump's next hearing will be December 4. Are they intentionally dragging this out, or is that normal?

https://bit.ly/43hBG1A

Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (j2Xg6)

444 "hush money payments to two women"
Posted by: Diesel Jones


Still not illegal.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (ElM8W)


Hell, doesn't Congress have a whole slush fund designated for hush money payouts?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

445 When did Keith Ellison move to NY and change his name to Alvin Bragg
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (1kakZ)

And eating fried chicken all the way

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (mR6Gs)

446 They're literally depending on bias in the justice system believing that they'll always be in power. Arrogant fools. The US is the only place these idiots can exist.

They'll have the nerve to look astonished when things go south. And it will be an epic fall. Hopefully, they won't take the nation down with them.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (LPkjK)

447 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)



A self-blumpkin, of sorts. In public. Completely uncalled for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

448 This busty blonde with a bit of underboob understands that there is no official justice to be found in the United States:
https://is.gd/KsrNas

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)
-------
I could stare at her decicis all day!
Posted by: 496 at April 04, 2023 03:46 PM (OdDjF)

as lovely as her decisis is, that smile stole me away. give me both and i'll give her the slightly damaged kidney without much fuss...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (Mkvkw)

449 Maybe you'll get picked for jury duty, skoob. Nah.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (MF3yS)

450 I need to take the same A-C-E train home tonight, so that'll be fun since last week i was outnumbered 12 to 1 by hobos.
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (604/s)
++++
That sounds like a situation that calls for being armed.

Sorry you're in NYC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

451 If they DO place a gag order on him, and the next hearing is not until December…. well that’s a loooong time for Trump to be gagged….

Posted by: tubal at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

452 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.

I am MAKING FUN of the people who keep comparing Trump to Christ.

Trump is not Jesus, and mocking blasphemy is not blasphemy.

Posted by: Hunter at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)

453
biden's new name is non compos, as in non compos mentis

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (jePQb)

454 >>Is Kamala Harris writing for them now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

100 chimps with 100 typewriters are better than her drivel.

Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (Q/6pY)

455 428 Bragg is five feet tall and 400 pounds. How long can his heart hold out?
Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (d5Qya)


Long enough.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 04, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Mr Five by Five
...
He don't measure no 'mo,
from head to toe
than he do from side to side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

456 423 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023).
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

Now is the time to hire private investigators to dig up all the dirt (every last speck of it) on Bragg's office.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (BdMk6)

Don't forget the judge. Like in the "Untouchables", let him know his name was found on Epstein's list...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

457 #452 Off, smelly sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)

458 451 He could lose a few pounds, but hey...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (dzZCL)

459 Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.

*************

Welp if you have to explain a joke, you already failed

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (VTu1l)

460 Is this correct? Collin Rugg says Trump's next hearing will be December 4. Are they intentionally dragging this out, or is that normal? ...
Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2023 03:53 PM (j2Xg6)
++++
Sounds like a deliberate drag-out, but I dunno. The longer, the better, Plenty of time for the press to try to make him guilty before it goes to court and try to get his consultants to blink and recommend a plea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

461 Alvin Bragg is a glutton. There, I said it.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

462 Is cleavage at the top overboob?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (ohFNB)

463 "instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time."

He was on your train today? Wondered why he didn't show up on my bus today. Worried he might be under the weather.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (MvF+J)

464 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)


Flogging the log and dropping a log at the same time? Double logging.

Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (iY8R7)

465 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.

I am MAKING FUN of the people who keep comparing Trump to Christ.

Trump is not Jesus, and mocking blasphemy is not blasphemy.
Posted by: Hunter at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)



Ok. Just f*cking move on, then, m'kay?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

466 You can see DA Bragg is a credible and serious man, unlike Trump. The former president really is going to have a battle on his hands if he chooses to fight these credible and serious charges. I can't imagine why he thinks he has a chance, these are seriously credible charges. And there are 34 of these credibly serious charges. I don't know how his political career survives after this.

Posted by: State Media #34 (fka Fox Bret Bair State Media reporter #17865 reporting) at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (fs1hN)

467 I saw one of his heads which seemed to have a fatal wound, but his fatal wound was healed; and the entire earth followed after the beast in amazement.


Didn't Biden have a brain aneurysm ?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (DMyTF)

468 Double Chin Fag

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (1kakZ)

469 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 04, 2023 03:49 PM (rrTqy

I think the timing was deliberate. Still doesn't make Trump anything like Jesus who said "My kingdom is not of this world". I think Trump was a great President sand hasv many positive qualities. I just will not compare him to Jesus because 1. He's not 2. I think it plays into the hands of leftists.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (NM3MZ)

470 um, Trump had announced he'd speak from MaR A Lago tonight, before he left for NY ... what is with all the finally! he did something smart, it's the talking point of the right all of a sudden.

Posted by: old chick at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (sOete)

471 He's just like that jazz pianist Felonious Monk, except Trump ain't no Monk!

Posted by: Sandy Kotex at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (sWM8x)

472 Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.

*************

Welp if you have to explain a joke, you already failed
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (VTu1l)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

473 I mean, this is a sham and mockery of justice.

Justice has been bent over a pinball machine and rogered to within an inch of her life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (up/3i)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3uGDEPvzA

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (Zvtjl)

474 > Sounds like a deliberate drag-out, but I dunno. The longer, the better, Plenty of time for the press to try to make him guilty before it goes to court and try to get his consultants to blink and recommend a plea.

I'm guessing they'll find some pretext to issue a gag order on Trump so they can basically disappear him from public life as they drag things out.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (j2Xg6)

475 Welp if you have to explain a joke, you already failed
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:54 PM (VTu1l)

Twitter folk do not get jokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (zZu0s)

476 Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (iY8R7

Trump votive candles-Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (NM3MZ)

477 Odds of finding Bragg in a Popeye's Chicken Joint?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 04, 2023 03:43 PM (ifUkZ)

Well, a shrimp, he ain't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (tkR6S)

478 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.

I am MAKING FUN of the people who keep comparing Trump to Christ.


If you have to explain your joke, you have failed in making your joke.

QED

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (mm6iK)

479 Double Chin Fag
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 03:55 PM (1kakZ)



LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Posted by: Rob Reiner at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Congrats to Bragg & Co. They've just assured whom the Presidential nominee will be.

And by extension, the next President.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (KATBx)

481 "instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time."

You in Florida?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (DMyTF)

482
Why Dec 4th?
More time to ADD more fake charges, such as "witness intimidation" and "obstructing justice."

Trump is gonna come out and take shots at convict cohen and prostitute stephanie clifford, and he will then be charged with "witness intimidation."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (jePQb)

483 I want a Dashboard Trump.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (tHTIk)

484 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
Since none of you are in my head with me, I will clue you in.



Seems you should stick to memes then, eh bruh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

485 Alvin Bragg is a glutton. There, I said it.

**************

bragg is a fat fuck of a antifa soros pig fucker that he couldnt find his own shriveled up dick buried in his lard if he had a metal detector and a GPS locator

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (VTu1l)

486 they're doing "one last mic check" at the press conference.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (iHBZj)

487 Thelonious.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (MvF+J)

488 Then I apologize to Mr. Donktum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (NM3MZ)

489
Then, bragg the fag will demand Trump's phone or something like that, and Trump will say no, and then he'll be charged with "obstructing justice."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (jePQb)

490 Trump Shanks--new brand of steak, or homemade knives?

Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 03:48 PM (Q/6pY)

We should defer to Bluebell.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (Mzdiz)

491 Huh?

Welp. Beaten to the punch again.

*kicks rock*

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (mm6iK)

492 I want a Dashboard Trump.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (tHTIk)



https://is.gd/tdLODw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Congrats to Bragg & Co. They've just assured whom the Presidential nominee will be.

And by extension, the next President.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2023 03:57 PM (KATBx

The Dems just weaponized (rhetorically typing) the populist wing of the Republican Party.

The 2024 GOP primaries are going to be BRUTAL.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)

494 487 Thelonious.
---
OK, now you're just making shit up.

Posted by: Sandy Kotex at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (sWM8x)

495 244 days of the Democrats Propaganda Ministry working on this won't be good

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (xhxe8)

496 "hush money payments to two women"

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2023 03:47 PM (Vu7A1)

Now do Congress.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Now do MLB, NFL & NBA.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (ElM8W)

497 Can't wait until the vegetable comes out to make a statement and gloats

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

498 Surprised they didn't set his next date as Jan 6. You know they considered it.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (7FC0G)

499 they're doing "one last mic check" at the press conference.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (iHBZj)



Godforbid anyone miss anything that f*ckstick says.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

500 Just 34 felonies? Bragg should have charged a separate felony for every letter and punctuation mark. Why not? Shall we make it an even 1000 felonies?

Posted by: SamIam at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (oasF3)

501 So they did *NOT* even describe what the supposed second 'crime' is and Dec 4 gives plenty of time to invent something, eh?

Yes, we have no bananas....

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (3byMq)

502 497 Can't wait until the vegetable comes out to make a statement and gloats

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

Fuck that old goulash.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

503
Now do MLB, NFL & NBA.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (ElM8W)



*wipes brow*

PHEW!

Posted by: NHL at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

504 434 I for one am so happy Bragg is dealing with this, instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time.

Charging Trump will cure all our ills!!!!!!
Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 03:50 PM (604/s)
++++
Gross. Super gross.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------------
I've taken the subway to work for over 20 years now (Babylon DC). I've seen things, but not that. Yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

505 Congrats to Bragg & Co. They've just assured whom the Presidential nominee will be.

And by extension, the next President.


Yup. Biden.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (eOEVl)

506 Yah-mo be there
Yah-mo be there
Yah-mo be there
Yah-mo be there...

Posted by: Alvin "Fat Boy" Bragg at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (KaRdo)

507 Welp if you have to explain a joke, you already failed
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (FVME7)

508 494 After 22 years, you're the first to notice that!

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (MvF+J)

509 >>um, Trump had announced he'd speak from MaR A Lago tonight, before he left for NY ... what is with all the finally! he did something smart, it's the talking point of the right all of a sudden.

The right excels at picking nits and finding fault with anything. The left never does that. They double down and keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

510 they're doing "one last mic check" at the press conference.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 03:58 PM (iHBZj)
++++
For public figures who are chronically late, I dunno why they don't have a clown go up and juggle or something to help pass the time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)

511 Alvin so fat, when he speaks, it's already in echo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

512 https://is.gd/tdLODw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

That is sublimely ridiculous.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (Mzdiz)

513 um, Trump had announced he'd speak from MaR A Lago tonight, before he left for NY ...
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Yeah, my MSM news channel had a chyron about it this morning by 08:00 a.m.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (Vwz3I)

514 You can't win, Bragg. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: Trumpy Wan Kenobi at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (NtVYv)

515 "435 So apparently the indictment is 34 misdemeanor charges elevated to felonies for falsifying records to conceal another crime but they never say what that other crime is in the indictment.


I mean, this is a sham and mockery of justice.

Justice has been bent over a pinball machine and rogered to within an inch of her life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 03:52 PM (up/3i)"

NY is really big on criminal charges for "concealing" acts that are either unspecified, unproven, or both.

Posted by: somedood at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (JdE7W)

516 What’s Bragg’s position on Nickelback?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (ohFNB)

517 512 Kitsch raised to the fourth power. Or maybe a WALL-E work.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:03 PM (MvF+J)

518 What’s Bragg’s position on Nickelback?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (ohFNB)



From behind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

519 Donny Muad'dib

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2023 04:03 PM (rj6Yv)

520 The final mic is for the sign language chick

Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 04:03 PM (d5Qya)

521 bragg is a fat fuck of a antifa soros pig fucker that he couldnt find his own shriveled up dick buried in his lard if he had a metal detector and a GPS locator
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - Support Secession Now
.......

He has a metal dick?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

522 Is Bragg gonna do the Meryl Garlick thing where he comes out and pretends to be totally impartial and have no skin in the game?

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (KboYH)

523
NY is really big on criminal charges for "concealing" acts that are either unspecified, unproven, or both.
Posted by: somedood at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (JdE7W)



Just not on charges for ACTUAL crimes, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

524 >>What’s Bragg’s position on Nickelback?


Put some Hot Sauce on them and he'll eat them. Guaranteed.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (tHTIk)

525 Probably not as ironic as one might think. They passed Obamacare on Christmas Eve. This is what they do.

Wonder how that manifesto is coming along. By the way hey Teresa sweetie.
Posted by: ...


Well, at least it wasn't Pride Month or Black History Month.

I mean, there's that.

Posted by: Tyler Durden, is this Zero Hedge? at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (vcOmj)

526 509 >>um, Trump had announced he'd speak from MaR A Lago tonight, before he left for NY ... what is with all the finally! he did something smart, it's the talking point of the right all of a sudden.

The right excels at picking nits and finding fault with anything. The left never does that. They double down and keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

I said it, like an hour ago, b/c it was finally smart. Maybe folks read this blog and agreed. He didn't call troops to NYC for a 2nd J6...he's going to safe home territory where DeSantis will protect Trump's voters. Same message, but given on home court with your fans treated well. 1st time he's done that since before J6...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (exHjb)

527 Congrats to Bragg & Co. They've just assured whom the Presidential nominee will be.

And by extension, the next President.

Yup. Biden.
Posted by: Archimedes

--

Yep.

"Trump said pussy AND he's been arrested!!!"
- True Conservatives

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:04 PM (n/6gj)

528 What’s Bragg’s position on Nickelback?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 04:02 PM (ohFNB)
........

Dunno, but apparently he is pro fatback.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

529 Yeah, the metal dick caught my eye as well. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (Mzdiz)

530 So apparently this scumbag DA asked for the trial to begin in January of 24, right in the heart of the 24 campaign.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (up/3i)

531 ........

Dunno, but apparently he is pro fatback.
Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (v0R5T)



Hey. I'll go black......

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

532 "Trump votive candles-Uggh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2023 03:56 PM (NM3MZ)"

I see that the votive candle makers finally decided to see if there was any money to be made on the right side of aisle.

Those will go nicely with all the ones for Obama and Fauci.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (ou9hh)

533 The judge scheduled the next hearing for DECEMBER 4th! (2023).
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And so close to Pride Month!
What a monster.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (m9bzV)

534 NY is really big on criminal charges for "concealing" acts that are either unspecified, unproven, or both.
_____

D.A. Bragg - she claimed she needed to just powder her nose. But we have evidence that she may have done more than just that. We're not going to say what it is that she had done, but her statement was false and felonious.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (fs1hN)

535 So apparently this scumbag DA asked for the trial to begin in January of 24, right in the heart of the 24 campaign.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (up/3i)

The DA asked for that, or the Biden Administration asked for it

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (KboYH)

536 Yeah, the metal dick caught my eye as well. Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (Mzdiz)



It's called a Steely Dan. You can find them on the internet or your local music store.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

537 Ben Carson:

"Today, I PROUDLY stand with my friend
@realDonaldTrump
The American people should be appalled by this case of political persecution and outraged by the current state of our judicial system. Join me in praying for the future of our nation."

https://tinyurl.com/p65j43s6

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (E6Dy9)

538 Well, apparently they need 8 months to manufacture a bunch of evidence.
Posted by: Jordan61


Well, yeah. "They" are going to drag this through the 2024 election season. They want the hyperbolic reaction from the Right and Conservatives, and then pull the rug out from under us.

Posted by: Tyler Durden, is this Zero Hedge? at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (vcOmj)

539 So the 34 counts are all based on checks, which add up to approximately the amount of money that Cohen testified was not from Trump for any payment, for an affair that Daniels says never happened, and the courts have already awarded Trump's legal fees.

Wow, what a pathetic joke. Ruined the country for this.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (lTGtQ)

540 So apparently this scumbag DA asked for the trial to begin in January of 24, right in the heart of the 24 campaign.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (up/3i)

2024 Primary Season.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

541 What happened to the Muad’dib who used to post here?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2023 04:06 PM (ohFNB)

542 Holy carp. I just read the indictment.

Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)

543 485 Alvin Bragg is a glutton. There, I said it.

**************

bragg is black fat syrup thief

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (us2H3)

544 When the lefttards find out this diversity hires felony conviction rate, there will be tears.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (1huWu)

545 This is good, too:

https://tinyurl.com/ClintonYouCanDoThat

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (SRRAx)

546 Mitt Romney
45s

Those of us privileged to serve have a special obligation to tell the truth, and while everyone of us--even former presidents--have the right to a fair and speedy trial, i do think it's important to let the process play out.
If the former president is innocent, I'm sure the jury will find him innocent.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (mR6Gs)

547 Trump has a lot of time to hammer on this, day and night. He is gonna be hammering Fat Bag Bragg.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (NtVYv)

548 Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)



He's to be found guilty of paying his lawyer?

Uh oh.......Seems that will cause a windfall of lawsuits around the country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

549 Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?

====

Obviously terrorism.

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (i4jdL)

550 Maybe he has a penis piercing.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

551 >> I just read the indictment.


I have Gouveia in another window. He's reading through them charge by charge.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (tHTIk)

552 "Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017."

Shouldn't they be indicting the trust then? I'm not a lawyer.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (MvF+J)

553 546 Mitt Romney
45s

Those of us privileged to serve have a special obligation to tell the truth, and while everyone of us--even former presidents--have the right to a fair and speedy trial, i do think it's important to let the process play out.
If the former president is innocent, I'm sure the jury will find him innocent.
______

Somebody hold that fayg down and give him a haircut.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (fs1hN)

554 Eat all the dicks, mitt

Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (d5Qya)

555 Yum. Bananas good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (5xURv)

556 THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)
++++
That same statement can be applied to every facet of this years-long, multi-act political attack.

It's all they *need.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)

557 Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM

Hawaiian judge would even laugh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (IbmGO)

558 "instead of the homeless man who came on my packed train today, and proceeded to shit and pleasure himself at the same time."

First of all, I am not homeless and I am non-binary. Second, doing both of those acts at the same time ain't easy. You should be praising me for such talent rather than attacking me.

Posted by: Masturbating Shitter at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (4BuV+)

559 Everyone knows billionaires with worldwide real estate and business interests who are also serving as President of the United States take care of all day to day paperwork.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (n/6gj)

560 Metal dick ? Is that like Dickleback ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2023 04:09 PM (NtVYv)

561 see update: Biden chuckles when asked if Trump's indictment is politically divisive.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (iHBZj)

562
THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)

Surprised they didn't get him for crossing against the light.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (5xURv)

563 ace is changing the title of the post like the wind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (zZu0s)

564 Gags for thee but not for me!

Posted by: DA Bagg at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (5FPX4)

565 Spokesidiot just said T-2 minutes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

566 Shouldn't they be indicting the trust then? I'm not a lawyer.

--

Yeah, those Class III trusts are going to be fun here soon.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (n/6gj)

567 I was thinking to myself that the best possible thing that could happen would be for the partisan hacks in NY to selectively go through Trump's checkbook to find a non-orderly set of payments that comes close to the amount they say he paid.

And, what do you know? They pulled the trigger on this. Destroyed the fabric of the United States based on the crappiest of cases.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (lTGtQ)

568 561 see update: Biden chuckles when asked if Trump's indictment is politically divisive.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (iHBZj)


That's just because he doesn't understand the question and a tickle fart escaped his squeak hole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (5xURv)

569 "doing both of those acts at the same time ain't easy."

True dat.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (MvF+J)

570 THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)

Is this all, Saruman?
Is this all you can conjure?

Posted by: Theoden King at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

571 I'm no Perry Mason but shouldn't there be a crime listed in the indictment?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)

572 THIS is all they have?
___

Don't take your eye off the ball, it's about the Seriousness of the charges, you guys!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (fs1hN)

573 Shouldn't they be indicting the trust then? I'm not a lawyer.
Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (MvF+J)
.........

But did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

574 An electron microscope couldn't measure how little I think of Alvin Bragg. What a fat, ugly, useless, prog dick sucking, shitty lawyering, utterly worthless tool.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (6mvRv)

575 Judge allows Bragg to try case in the media

somewhere in hell

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (us2H3)

576 @561

>>see update: Biden chuckles when asked if Trump's indictment is politically divisive.

Looks like they are all having a ball.

I hope they get served some bad sushi.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (up/3i)

577 Ace called in the Code Red Font

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (tHTIk)

578 I think Biden was laughing that the press whores were being ushered out of the room.

Won't keep them from tongue-bathing his taint on command, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)

579 Orange Power!

https://bit.ly/3UbTgQv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (FVME7)

580 Chinese Agent Biden Chuckles Over Trump's Indictment

---

They might as well hang the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED flag on the carrier behind him.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (n/6gj)

581 Alvin Bragg has definitively proven that Institutional Racism really is a thing.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (oikm8)

582 I think the timing was deliberate. Still doesn't make Trump anything like Jesus who said "My kingdom is not of this world". I think Trump was a great President sand hasv many positive qualities. I just will not compare him to Jesus because 1. He's not 2. I think it plays into the hands of leftists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

For any believing Christians, Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, who redeemed all of mankind by His crucifixon, death and Resurrection.
There is no one else in history who even touches what He has done for Mankind. By Him, we are all saved.

Donald Trump, flawed man that he actually is, is an American patriot like many others who have gone before him.
"I regret that I have only one life to give for my country" - Nathan Hale. There is nothing nobler you can say about any man or woman than..."He died trying"...to wager your life for what you believe in to be right and true.
And this is not the time for Sunshine Patriots, which he is NOT.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (vcOmj)

583 Regarding Bragg...

Haman was hanged from the 50-cubit-high gallows that were originally been built by Haman himself for his enemies.
Just saying...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (E6Dy9)

584 "The right excels at picking nits and finding fault with anything. The left never does that. They double down and keep going.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)"

oddly enough, we seem to have gotten that from the same "rightist" people who sabotaged any effective anti-communism for most of the past century. go figure, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (KGlll)

585 see update: Biden chuckles when asked if Trump's indictment is politically divisive.
===

He chuckled over murders of children. That is who he is.


Posted by: runner at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (i4jdL)

586 You and your dirtbag son will be in prison if there's any justice.
++++
Too bad there isn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)

587

That's just because he doesn't understand the question and a tickle fart escaped his squeak hole.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (5xURv)



This may actually be the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

588 THIS is all they have?
___

Don't take your eye off the ball, it's about the Seriousness of the charges, you guys!

--

I'm betting the RESTRICT Act is signed into law this week.

Then we won't even be able to discuss this.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (n/6gj)

589 By the way, the DOJ and the white house have been in close communication with Bragg. Election interference.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (lTGtQ)

590 I'm no Perry Mason but shouldn't there be a crime listed in the indictment?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:11 PM (ZLI7S)


Crimes? We don't need no steenking crimes.

Posted by: Metal Dick Bragg at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

591 I don't understand that "welp" thing. What does it mean? It's one of those cyberspeak things I missed on my way to 29+.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (8EXRf)

592 "Still doesn't make Trump anything like Jesus who said "My kingdom is not of this world""

Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: fsck -p /dev/gp at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (MvF+J)

593 Shithead's up and talking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (t0OGg)

594 Holy carp. I just read the indictment.

Each count is for a different check the Trump Family Revocable Trust wrote to Cohen from February 2017 to December 2017.

THIS is all they have?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 04, 2023 04:07 PM (l7Kbv)

The moment Michael Cohen's lips start moving, the jig is up.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

595 Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 04, 2023 04:12 PM (vcOmj)
___

God using imperfect men for His will is a common theme throughout the Bible.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (E6Dy9)

596 Little Rock, Arkansas has a GOP district attorney. He should look into investigating the Clinton Foundation for fraud.

And prosecute them when he finds it.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (xxG/v)

597 So, how despondent is the left now that Trump isn't in jail, he has no gag order, and the next hearing is set for 8 months from now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

598 I'm not worried about Trump so much as I'm worried about the future. Lawfare is now accepted. J6 was the opening salvo. Trump will be the first course.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:14 PM (5xURv)

599 Shithead's up and talking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:13 PM (t0OGg)



Someone found Fetterman?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

600 For those complaining about banana republics don't forget they didn't just arrest him they stole the election from him then arrested him

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (xYN0G)

601 God using imperfect men for His will

A voice from on high saying
"Trump IS the boss of you"

Would be real fun.

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (FhXTo)

602 61 see update: Biden chuckles when asked if Trump's indictment is politically divisive.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 04:10 PM (iHBZj)

And notice that little gloating usherette come running over to quiet them down?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

603 see update

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (iHBZj)

604 600 For those complaining about banana republics don't forget they didn't just arrest him they stole the election from him then arrested him
Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (xYN0G)

They arrested him because he is running again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (5xURv)

605 I see that the votive candle makers finally decided to see if there was any money to be made on the right side of aisle.

Those will go nicely with all the ones for Obama and Fauci.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 04, 2023 04:05 PM (ou9hh)

I'd buy a Trump votive, because I have a twisted sense of humor. I'll place it next to the "I'd love a mean tweet and $1.79 gas right now" mug.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (Mzdiz)

606 596 Little Rock, Arkansas has a GOP district attorney. He should look into investigating the Clinton Foundation for fraud.

And prosecute them when he finds it.
___

Oh, now, that's not going to happen, we're not going to let it happen.

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson (R-WMT) at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

607 Wouldn't surprise me if Lavrentiy Bragg was coordinating with the DOzj

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (xhxe8)

608 I saw Tickle Fart open for 400 Blows at The Bomb Factory in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

609 Bragg (paraphrased) : 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. It's a felony because it intended to conceal another crime. It doesn't matter who you are we, we will not and cannot normalize serious criminal condent.

Trump made false statements on NY business records, and compelled others to do so. He claimed that he paid Cohen for legal services performed in 2017, but he was not doing so. He lied about it every month for nine months. He signed the checks for these payments that were lied about.

The underlying crime is related to the 2016 election. This was a cover-up to hide a "catch-and-kill" scheme to buy and suppress negative information to help Trump win the election. These payments were for people who claimed to have negative information. They set up shell companies and lied about it to launder the payments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)

610 So, how despondent is the left now that Trump isn't in jail, he has no gag order, and the next hearing is set for 8 months from now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 04, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

CNN will talk about this the whole time, they won't skip a beat

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (mR6Gs)

611 Bragg just said the crime he was supposedly covering up was stealing the election. This is fucking hilarious shit.

Posted by: james at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (Gs9b2)

612 @600

>>For those complaining about banana republics don't forget they didn't just arrest him they stole the election from him then arrested him

So, a sh*t sundae covered in sh*t sauce, topped with a sh*t cheery.


How utterly sh*tty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (up/3i)

613 You are no longer allowed to vote for the person you want for president.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (lTGtQ)

614 Trump has a lot of time to hammer on this, day and night. He is gonna be hammering Fat Bag Bragg.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2023 04:08 PM (NtVYv)
........

I think you might have nailed the nickname Trump will give him.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

615 Of course Brandon & Co are laughing it up. We don't know what their plan is. But they do. And as always, it's working.

People who appear unperturbed are confident. If they looked all serious 'n' shit, I might think they were worried, and be surprised.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (8EXRf)

616 see update
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2023 04:15 PM (iHBZj)


Where update?

Posted by: Professor Fronkensteen at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (h5TKJ)

617 I keep hoping that Good Men will step up and put a stop to this.

I weep because there appear to be no Good Men willing to step up.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (SRRAx)

618 I don't understand that "welp" thing. What does it mean? It's one of those cyberspeak things I missed on my way to 29+.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

--

That's interesting. I'm 50+ in real life, born and lived in the South the entire time, and have heard "whelp" uttered my entire life. Think men getting up from a break to return to work or similar.

It's kind of challenging to think of how to define it now that you mention it. Having heard it this whole time everyone just *knows* what it means. Hmm...

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (4lxb3)

619 I gotta take an Alvin and wipe my Bragg.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2023 04:17 PM (KaRdo)

620 Has Biden brought back goodness and decency to the White house yet?

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (Iy3RN)

621 Bribem's smile reminded me of Al Pacino in the movie, Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Bosk at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (VMFAF)

622 Bragg (paraphrased) : This was all illegal under NY law because you cannot support a campaign through illegal means. The wire transfer exceeded FEC limits. This is why he had to lie about it and make the false statements to mask the payments, because they were in violation of other laws. So the lie about "legal services" in 2017 was to cover up the payoffs the previous year. He was reimbursing Cohen for being the bagman. They then lied about the money, calling it income for Cohen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)

623 Bragg just said the crime he was supposedly covering up was stealing the election. This is fucking hilarious shit.
Posted by: james at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (Gs9b2)

I hope that fat fuck has a massive coronary right there on that podium

That's how full of hate I am today

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (mR6Gs)

624
Trump made false statements on NY business records, and compelled others to do so. He claimed that he paid Cohen for legal services performed in 2017, but he was not doing so. He lied about it every month for nine months. He signed the checks for these payments that were lied about.

The underlying crime is related to the 2016 election. This was a cover-up to hide a "catch-and-kill" scheme to buy and suppress negative information to help Trump win the election. These payments were for people who claimed to have negative information. They set up shell companies and lied about it to launder the payments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)



So, their ENTIRE CASE is based on Cohen, a convicted perjurer. Nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

625 I just wrote out my check for the IRS today. I'm having issues with the thought of actually sending it in.

Wonder if a couple million other nominal conservatives are having the same thoughts?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (Q4IgG)

626 Bragg just said the crime he was supposedly covering up was stealing the election. This is fucking hilarious shit.

Posted by: james



I thought that was the Russians. These idiots can't get their stories straight.

But, I'm sure wikipedia will update their entry to note that the 2016 election was stolen, and the 2020 was the most perfect election in history.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (lTGtQ)

627 Watching Fat Albert lie his fucking ass off.

Lmfaoooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (nscIV)

628 Wow, Bragg sounds dumber than a day-old donut.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (14URa)

629

As said by many here, for months, the dems don't even care about cover stories any more or trying to appear legit for "independent" voters.

The dictatorship is here, with some small amount of autonomy granted to some deep red districts, as long as they don't get out of line.

Posted by: Auspex at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (j4U/Z)

630 For those complaining about banana republics don't forget they didn't just arrest him they stole the election from him then arrested him

---

This is a predictable stage in color revolutions.

I'm shocked that people are still putting it all together.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:18 PM (4lxb3)

631 Bragg (paraphrased) : It is particularly important to be hard on white collar crime in New York, because it is a financial and business center. This kind of the thing is the "bread and butter of our white-collar work." We charge it all the time, because we *really* care about integrity in business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)

632 Well this is all depressing as hell. Prosecution for the sole intent of taking out a political rival. Unlimited power wielded by unelected, unaccountable shadows.

For power.
For China cash.
For the Narrative.
Uber alles.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (AbL8c)

633 Yeah....now do Clinton. Now do Owebama. Now do Biden.


We're so completely and utterly f*cked.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

634 @622

>>Bragg (paraphrased) : This was all illegal under NY law because you cannot support a campaign through illegal means. The wire transfer exceeded FEC limits. This is why he had to lie about it and make the false statements to mask the payments, because they were in violation of other laws. So the lie about "legal services" in 2017 was to cover up the payoffs the previous year. He was reimbursing Cohen for being the bagman. They then lied about the money, calling it income for Cohen.


This is literally a reverse Chewbacca Defense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (up/3i)

635 Bragg (paraphrased) : Everyone is accountable under the law, and we're upholding our solemn responsibility to ensure everyone is equal under the law. No amount of money or power changes that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)

636 So is Trump now on double secret probation?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (flINI)

637 Shouldn't Alvin break for a late lunch before dinner?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

638 At the end of the day, it's he said she said. The paper says legal services. Trump says it's one thing and Cohen says it's another.

One is an ex-president and one is a liar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (5xURv)

639 Andy McCarthy can be a DOJ buttboy but he just made an excellent point on Kudlow. The allegation to get around the statute of limitations is that the alleged misdemeanors were done to conceal a felony. However the indictment does not set forth what felony they are trying to conceal. This case is DOA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (386ly)

640 I can’t fucking imagine lying like this. We’ve all lied but this is next level Chernobyl mutant zombie level

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (nscIV)

641 If I owned a business in NY I would move it. The place is a lawless dump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

642 Bragg (paraphrased) : It is particularly important to be hard on white collar crime in New York, because it is a financial and business center. This kind of the thing is the "bread and butter of our white-collar work." We charge it all the time, because we *really* care about integrity in business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)



New York's pastures should be plenty green at harvest time with all THAT manure flying about the place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

643 This is noise. Cohen is their *entire* case, by the sound of it. Absurd.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

644 Guilty as sin, free as a bird!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, singing the hits at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

645 A "catch and kill scheme" his how Bragg describe attempts to minimize bad press.
Why not "rumor larceny" or "information genocide"?
Jesus what stupid times we live in.

Posted by: Zek at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (5FPX4)

646 So, a sh*t sundae covered in sh*t sauce, topped with a sh*t cheery.

Sprinkled with a little corn.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (Vu7A1)

647 I thought you weren't allowed to accuse people of stealing an election

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (Iy3RN)

648 This guy must have graduated from Howard or something?

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (tHTIk)

649 New York's pastures should be plenty green at harvest time with all THAT manure flying about the place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
LOL! Right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

650 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (386ly)

This is a safe take by an otherwise coward bitch.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (nscIV)

651 Bragg (paraphrased) : Everyone is accountable under the law, and we're upholding our solemn responsibility to ensure everyone is equal under the law. No amount of money or power changes that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)



As he breaks the law.....


DRINK!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

652 I'm not worried about Trump so much as I'm worried about the future. Lawfare is now accepted. J6 was the opening salvo. Trump will be the first course.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

--

I wasn't joking when I made that comment about the Firearms Trusts.

They're going after Trump personally, not his trust. The states are full of Soros money and DAs and judges and prosecutors. That was the entire point. And those Firearms Trusts are obvious targets for activism.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (4lxb3)

653 Bragg (paraphrased) : The timing has no ulterior motives. The DA's office brings cases and charges when it's ready to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

654 Boy think how many felonies if Trump had paid with twenties.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (44ww/)

655 636 So is Trump now on double secret probation?


I triple-dog-dare you to speak about it.

Posted by: Bragg at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (SYTee)

656 Turn to the right...

Posted by: ZOD at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (Q/6pY)

657 Bragg is lying his fat ass off.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (WsJuq)

658 Any one point out that the basis for bringing these charges is because it "interfered with the 2016 election?"

It's "Muh Russian Collusions!" high on Kokodil fucking a fire hydrant

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (m9bzV)

659 A "catch and kill scheme" his how Bragg describe attempts to minimize bad press.
Why not "rumor larceny" or "information genocide"?
Jesus what stupid times we live in.
Posted by: Zek at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (5FPX4)
+++++
Noticed that, did you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

660 The Q&A is pretty boring so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

661 626 Bragg just said the crime he was supposedly covering up was stealing the election. This is fucking hilarious shit.

Posted by: james

Interesting - between the time problem and now the 2nd crime problem, has Trump's legal team asked for an immediate dismissal, and if denied, are they immediately appealing to a higher level court to seek it (if they were already denied)...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (exHjb)

662 Democratic Lawmaker Supports Taking Assault Weapons Ban 'A Step Further' After Nashville Shooting
https://youtu.be/tbSgxbU8-kE?t=93

Full interview
'Get These Weapons Out Of Our Country': Rep. Landsman Calls For More Action Than Assault Weapons Ban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx_EskxSX0

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (MFZ8i)

663 "It was on this day in 1968 that civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by an assassin’s bullet in Memphis. The world has changed greatly since 1968, but King’s message survives intact."

https://tinyurl.com/3ymuhky8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (E6Dy9)

664 Most people are prosecuted for not declaring income instead of the other way around. So I guess if you overpay your taxes you can expect an indictment from DA "Lawman" Bragg.

Posted by: Zek at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (5FPX4)

665 "Biden laughs"

I want to see Biden actually "run a meeting" like that. Big table with aides, nice photo op. Then he gets his ice cream. Or maybe he reads some questions off notes prepared for him.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (Cus5s)

666
I told you: The ADDITIONAL fake charges are soon to come: "witness intimidation" (Trump's subsequent remarks) and "obstruction of justice."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (jePQb)

667 This is noise. Cohen is their *entire* case, by the sound of it. Absurd.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)



Like I said....So, their ENTIRE CASE is based on Cohen, a convicted perjurer. Nice.


But he's telling the TRUTH this time, you guys. I SWEAR!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

668 To be fair, Biden might have just laughed because he shit himself

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (yezA1)

669 There's supposedly "new evidence" that lead to these charges being dropped now. He better be able to back that up in front of congress.

Posted by: james at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (Gs9b2)

670 I can't tell you what the other crimes are since there is an ongoing investigation....

Circular bullshit is bullshit and circular.

Sources and methods
without fear or favor

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (3byMq)

671 There's supposedly "new evidence" that lead to these charges being dropped now. He better be able to back that up in front of congress.
Posted by: james at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (Gs9b2)
++++
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why? He can just lie if he wants to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (t0OGg)

672 @Techno_Fog

There's a curious omission in the Donald Trump indictment and statement of facts -

The specific federal law Trump violated.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

673 The world has changed greatly since 1968, but King’s message survives intact."

https://tinyurl.com/3ymuhky8
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:22 PM (E6Dy9)



No it doesn't. Owebama finished it off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

674 ace is changing the title of the post like the wind.
---------
Ace breaks like the wind!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (Vwz3I)

675 @663

>>It was on this day in 1968 that civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. was killed by an assassin’s bullet in Memphis. The world has changed greatly since 1968, but King’s message survives intact."

As mentioned earlier, King was killed by The Cigarette Smoking Man, James Earl Ray was the cracker patsy selected to be the fall guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (up/3i)

676
Oh, and the prostitute, stephanie clifford, to receive fake "death threats," as well as cohen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (jePQb)

677 The irony is thanks to Bragg you can actually catch and kill people in New York

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (Phnl/)

678 Bragg (paraphrased) : As to the federal, we have a distinct and PROFOUND interest in New York State and the integrity of business records as a financial center. These are New York State charges, in New York State's best interests to maintain integrity of our business environment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg)

679 I always use "whelp" with an "h" to describe some child of a dirty bitch. As in "Hillary's mangy whelp looks like Webb Hubbell."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (8EXRf)

680 I always use "whelp" with an "h" to describe some child of a dirty bitch. As in "Hillary's mangy whelp looks like Webb Hubbell."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (8EXRf)
++++
Submit that to the dictionary people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg)

681 @670

>>I can't tell you what the other crimes are since there is an ongoing investigation.

Did he actually say that?

Because that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (up/3i)

682 Why would anyone run a business in NY in this day and age? You get the integrity and competence of an East St. Louis, the graft of a Chicago, and now the quality of life of a Detroit (actually all of those are equally as bad in each measue).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (iOTWL)

683 The specific federal law Trump violated.
Posted by: JackStraw

Crazy. A trade for a crime to be named later.

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (3byMq)

684 ace is changing the title of the post like the wind.
---------
Ace breaks like the wind!
Posted by: andycanuck


Ace breaks wind?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM (ElM8W)

685 The 34 misdemeanors were to facilitate a felony so serious it rises to the level of "that which cannot be named"? So it isn't even mentioned in the documents?

Sure, Jan.

Sure.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (RLLZj)

686 Bragg (paraphrased) : This will all be borne out in a public courtroom in downtown Manhattan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

687 No it doesn't. Owebama finished it off.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Not for me.

I'm still judging people on the content of their character, regardless of what anyone else does or says.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (E6Dy9)

688 Miss Jane Hathaway is Trump's lawyer?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, singing the hits at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

689 One time, I just wish they'd tell the truth.

We made up a bunch of charges to try and keep this man from uncovering our parties corruption, which believe me, is incredible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (5xURv)

690 Bragg would be better suited as a point guard for the Knicks

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (us2H3)

691 641 If I owned a business in NY I would move it. The place is a lawless dump.
Posted by: JackStraw

if I was a democrat, I'd move out of Texas before there is hell to pay

Posted by: x at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (ZBPE2)

692 660 The Q&A is pretty boring so far.
___

I can't wait for AlexStein99 to get to the mic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (fs1hN)

693 So what other, two sources of info "caught and killled" is Bragg referring to?
And has he investigated any of these sources of information for extortion?

Posted by: Zek at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (5FPX4)

694 So is Trump now on double secret probation?

I triple-dog-dare you to speak about it.
Posted by: Bragg at April 04, 2023 04:21 PM (SYTee)
........

Catch me if you can, fatso. *jogs off*

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

695 Bragg (paraphrased) : This is not about one payment, this is about 34 falsified business records created to cover up other violations, including of New York campaign laws.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

696 sock fail

https://rantingly.com/

Posted by: I am Mapes, what hit the Enter key too soon at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (PiwSw)

697 Like I said....So, their ENTIRE CASE is based on Cohen, a convicted perjurer. Nice.
--------

Narrative trumps everything. Everything.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (Phnl/)

698 That's all she wrote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (t0OGg)

699 Stormy Daniels Tweet.

"Y'all keep saying "cum dumpster" like it's a bad thing. 😂
It's definitely more fun being under my sexy man instead of under arrest."

And just like that. The Ninth circuit Just awarded Trump and additional 124K in legal fees from dumb cum dumpster on top of the 500K she owes him. There's not enough jizz in the world for you to guzzle honey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (IbmGO)

700 And it's about 2016 which Hillz and the deep state still can't get over how they failed to cheat enough.

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (3byMq)

701 @690

>>Bragg would be better suited as a point guard for the Knicks

The Knicks haven't been good since the Ewing, Oakley, Starks, Mason era.

Spuds MacKenzie towers over this fool Bragg.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (up/3i)

702 Ok, this is funny.

The 9th Circuit ruled today that Stormy Daniels owes Trump $120+K in legal fees. She now owes him over $600K in total.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

703 punks talk cuz they can't punch

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:27 PM (us2H3)

704 Wait- he's raised 33 misdemeanor charges to the level of a felony as in service to an unnamed, uncharged (and likely federal) felony? Seems legit.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2023 04:27 PM (iOTWL)

705 Maybe they know this case is bogus but realized that had to do SOMETHING to get the natives from getting restless

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:27 PM (mR6Gs)

706 Is this right? Based on Bragg’s thought-process, everyone from NY that used public money to pay off harassment claims in Congress needs to be charged for influencing an election?

Posted by: EveR at April 04, 2023 04:27 PM (MUpk6)

707 @700

>>And it's about 2016 which Hillz and the deep state still can't get over how they failed to cheat enough.

How in the world did two yobos from Arkansas amass this kind of juice and power?


It beggars imagination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (up/3i)

708
Ace likes stupid juvenile pranks, so here's a prank that went AWRY.

LOL @ prankster.

https://youtu.be/A4TG0INpdCo?t=100

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (jePQb)

709 I think this case is sound...

Posted by: Lionel Hutz Esq. at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (flINI)

710 Ace breaks wind?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2023 04:24 PM


Perish the thought! If Ewoks flatulated, Endor would be unlivable, due to the associated warming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (a3Q+t)

711 654 Boy think how many felonies if Trump had paid with twenties.

I like the Jesse James chopper joke:
How do you know a customer is a drug dealer?

They pay in fives.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (glGDV)

712 You know, I like this theory "suppressing information which could have changed the election is a felony."

Say, any other situations where that happened?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (m9bzV)

713 And the wind

cries

ace

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)

714 As said by many here, for months, the dems don't even care about cover stories any more or trying to appear legit for "independent" voters.


As Biden said at one point, "I don't need your votes"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (lc5cP)

715 sock fail

Posted by: I am Mapes, what hit the Enter key too soon at April 04, 2023 04:26 PM (PiwSw)


Looks like you lost your first name somewhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (DRSnL)

716 How in the world did two yobos from Arkansas amass this kind of juice and power?


It beggars imagination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2023 04:28 PM (up/3i)

I think they had perfect timing
And 900 FBI files to start with....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (mR6Gs)

717 This is punishment is the process. No doubt.

Posted by: micky at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (3byMq)

718 The specific federal law Trump violated.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2023 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Fat Billy Barr alluded to this last night. There is no law

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 04, 2023 04:29 PM (NtVYv)

719 >>And it's about 2016 which Hillz and the deep state still can't get over how they failed to cheat enough.


It's about not letting it happen again.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2023 04:30 PM (SYTee)

720 Bragart charged Trump with 4 felonies every time Cohen sent him an invoice for lawyers fees and Trump payed the invoice.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 04, 2023 04:30 PM (CecP5)

721 Clinton was covering up the actions of the CIA in the contra affair and drug smuggling with Barry Seal.

That's how he got juice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2023 04:30 PM (5xURv)

722 Bragg just said the crime he was supposedly covering up was stealing the election. This is fucking hilarious shit.
Posted by: james

That's the point.

The dossier. The impeachment. 2x.

They can't say he "won."

To do so means there is no "intellectual " class that are the only capable to run things; 2) and Trump's law signing and SC picks are thus not valid.

Because if he "won" and is just a bad person and a convict, his signature on all documents stands.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 04, 2023 04:30 PM (NW9xb)

723 there is a real new thread. you have been canoodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2023 04:30 PM (B1FKF)

724 I've taken the subway to work for over 20 years now (Babylon DC). I've seen things, but not that. Yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 04, 2023 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

I have less fear of being killed in NYC, than i do getting a bucket of turds dropped on me.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (604/s)

725 "Interesting -- so we can expect Hillary Clinton to be frog-marched into jail, huh?"

Obviously not. The Republican-controlled Congress can strip all federal funding out for NYC police, court and security programs, making it impossible to fly in or out of LaGuardia among other things. They probably don't have the stones, but we'll see.

Destroy New York. And, yes, I know this will effect innocents and Bragg is just a toady for the Soros/DOJ, but the economy is going to crash anyhow so just speed it up and hit the worst of the cancers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (KSNKu)

726 So is the "catch-and-kill" is where Trump would secretly pay to have reporters bribed to drop stories damaging to Trump? Is that the underlying felony?

If that's the case, what happens to presidential candidates who literally catch and kill? Like what happened to poor Mr. Seth Rich? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Lawyers at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (fs1hN)

727 suppress negative information to help Trump win the election."
---------

You know Biden himself insisted they include that line.

Posted by: ... at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (BXxcV)

728 fat black fucks fail up

cuz they follow orders from their masters

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (us2H3)

729 No gag order imposed in Trump case

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

730 You know, I like this theory "suppressing information which could have changed the election is a felony."

Say, any other situations where that happened?

---

LOVE IT

It really is a "smell the glove" government now.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 04, 2023 04:32 PM (4lxb3)

731 Which Red State does Perkins Cole have even the thinnest of long-arm jurisdiction?

Because 2020 just became 1,000 felonies that Biden and the DNC paid for.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2023 04:33 PM (m9bzV)

732 729 No gag order imposed in Trump case
Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

Stormy however was asked to refrain from swallowing and to limit herself to spitting

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:34 PM (us2H3)

733 Heh. That video with Biden smugly smiling and the press making 85 dB racket in the background reminds me of decades ago when Berke Breathed used to portray the press in Bloom County as a pack of baying dogs.

Right on point all these years later.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2023 04:34 PM (ZSK0i)

734 Not that Trump is Jesus, but the braying mob is not going to rest until Trump is quite literally dead.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Not even then. They're addicts. If they managed Trump's demise, they'd dance naked around their Baphomet statues in ecstatic frenzy for a couple of days, but the high would wear off. Then they'd need another, stronger fix.

Trump's family. Then they'd crash again, and they'd need to exterminate everyone Trump ever worked with. Eventually they'd need to kill 45 million wreckers and saboteurs on the right.

Then, it still wouldn't be over. They'd turn their suspicious, murderous eye on each other. The leftist TERFs would obviously have to be killed first. Then on and on until there's only two people left, each claiming the other isn't pure enough.

Their father the Devil will laugh then, taking them both, saying:

"LOL CRY MOAR"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 04, 2023 04:34 PM (iKBwy)

735 So let me see if I have this correct. The grand jury believes that Cohen lied in the case against himself regarding payments made to him by Trump back in 2018 , lied to the FEC , and then continued to protect Trump until he was disbarred and finally now he’s telling the truth? Ok

Posted by: Jen the original at April 04, 2023 04:36 PM (F0jcH)

736 Cavuto looks like he just ran out of Viagra

Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:37 PM (us2H3)

737 A nice clean trial in a county you can't find 2 Trump voters

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2023 04:38 PM (xhxe8)

738 Say didn't Killary make false payments to her law firm to develop the Russia Collusion dossier? Why didn't she get charged?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 04, 2023 04:38 PM (CecP5)

739 "Say didn't Killary make false payments to her law firm to develop the Russia Collusion dossier? Why didn't she get charged?"

FEC made her pay a fine. The same FEC that didn't find Trump had done anything illegal.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 04, 2023 04:41 PM (DB16e)

740 Actual real NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 04, 2023 04:43 PM (ZSK0i)

741 Why talk about the legal ins-and-outs of this? That's a rhetorical question, and I know many will agonize over all the little particulars in the coming few months.

But, let's be clear eyed about it. It's a charge filed for political purposes, by a regime with a fully corrupt judiciary. If they want it for purely political purposes they'll use some nicety to make it go away. If they want a conviction, they'll dispense with those pleasantries and secure it.

Let's not pretend laws matter here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2023 04:43 PM (8EXRf)

742 The new nood is movie stuff as an arraignment break.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 04, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

743 Wait, didn't we hear about Stormy in the 2016 election?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 04, 2023 04:46 PM (CecP5)

744 Don't believe in the justice fairy but this Comer guy...... there is a decent possibility that Joepedo's only surviving son will be prosecuted and spend time as the celebrity prison whore. ( a State charge that Joe will be helpless to affect).

Joepedo truly hope you live to see it.

Chuckle then you motherfucker !

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 04, 2023 04:55 PM (0JErC)

745 "Joe Biden" going absolutely demonic with that smirk.

Strozk only had a worse one.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 04, 2023 04:57 PM (1ais2)

746 Cavuto looks like he just ran out of Viagra
Posted by: REDACTED at April 04, 2023 04:37 PM (us2H3)

Cavuto .... Paul Ryan's besteste butt boy.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 04, 2023 04:59 PM (0JErC)

747 Do Bragg know what the fuck he is talking about?

It is not illegal to pay hush money.

The money came from a family trust, that is it was Trump's money.

Bragg's convoluted theory is the money was an indirect campaign contribution from Trump to...Trump. That is, it should be counted as a campaign expense. And it wasn't.

That would be a violation of federal law, not state.

The whole thing is a joke.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 04, 2023 05:22 PM (+DS2f)

748 It's like charging someone about lying about a non-crime.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 04, 2023 05:26 PM (+DS2f)

749 Why weren't there 666 charges? That would have been notable.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 04, 2023 05:28 PM (oMkPq)

750 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and the dems will not live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2023 05:32 PM (KATBx)

751 I guess all those Congressional hush-payments must now be unsealed since they are evidence of crimes. Uh-oh!

Posted by: Congress After Dark at April 04, 2023 05:58 PM (VsUo2)

752 Soooo...ANYONE, who wrote ANY check, for ANY thing, made out to Cohen is a felon now?
Did any of the media pay him for any of his appearances or related expenses?
Did Bragg or any other court pay, reimburse him, compensate him for any of his travel or time? Even validate a parking permit? Provide him with any meals, snacks...a cuppa kawfee?
ALL Felonies now.
Unless the LAW is enforced on ALL, it is no law at all.

Posted by: birddog at April 04, 2023 06:24 PM (uAI4S)

753 Hey Deuce, no one in their right mind ever claimed third world banana republic authoritarians like Bragg are smart or creative.

It’s their uncreative bordering on idiotic violent streak that gives them their go get fucked and die street cred with the people they represent, and who finance their shit. George Soros got what he paid for with Bragg.

Meanwhile, you’re sucking DeFatso’s gherkin.

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