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While college campuses are obsessing over "safe spaces" and diversity, equity, and inclusion, one professor noticed that students are becoming less happy and much angrier. Mary Gaitskill, a novelist who teaches creative writing courses as a visiting professor at several universities, made the observations in an article for the Chronicle of Higher Education. Gaitskill said that despite constant efforts to make campuses "safe," students in her classes, especially white males, are writing violent and degenerate fantasies, and many students have spent time in mental institutions. "Anyone who isn't living in off-grid isolation is aware of the tireless efforts by hyperconscious campus administrations to create classrooms where everyone feels safe and as few people as possible will be made 'uncomfortable,' let alone unhappy," Gaitskill wrote, citing "trigger warnings" and training modules about rape and sexual harassment as examples. The college she wrote about doubled down on these practices: including fewer white male authors on syllabi, more training modules, more anti-racist teacher trainings, and more language rules. Most people, even those affected by real incidents of hate and discrimination, "might fairly mock the corrective apparatus" as "ridiculous" or "dictatorial," Gaitskill added. "The deeper trouble is that it is ineffectual and confusing." ... "[L]ess confident, less sophisticated young men -- those with the most vulnerable self-esteem -- might find it disconcerting to be told, no matter how sensitively it was put, that the trait that they have grown up considering desirable, their most basic default identity, is now toxic," she wrote. "This does not seem to me a minor side effect." ... That student eventually wrote a story with graphic depictions of self-harm. Another student wrote an account of an attempted suicide that turned out to be autobiographical. In all, four of the eight students in her class wrote about suicide: two wrote about their own suicide attempts; two wrote about friends, one of whom died; one was written by a girl who had known four people in her home town who had attempted or committed suicide, and she was trying to understand them. In all cases, Gaitskill recounted that the stories were filled with despair, either directed at a particular social issue, or simply personal, but "vivid" and "intense."From Clownfish TV, the media and left (but I repeat myself) continue whining that leftwing woke corporations, particularly those in tech or the media, are attempting to survive the Biden Economy by laying off "diversity and inclusion" hires. He links this article: DEI teams hit by tech layoffs: a lesson to be learned.
DEI teams in global organizations including Amazon and Twitter have been hit with alarming mass redundancies that have sent shockwaves around the world. This is a big turnaround from the many major industry players who voiced their commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion only a couple of years ago. And these tech layoffs are setting a worrying precedent for smaller organizations in the tech industry and the wider employment community. In fact, according to a recent Bloomberg report, listings for DEI are already down by 19%. So, what's going on? Why are these companies targeting their DEI teams? Why have they turned away from their commitment to DEI initiatives? And what impact is this going to have on these businesses? Let's find out.I think we already knew. Diversity hires -- which are just political hires -- are a luxury good and you don't get to have luxury goods in a Biden Economy. You can only have it in a Trump (or DeSantis) economy.
This is a stark contrast to the boom in DEI initiatives that came after the Black Lives Matter protests of 2020. At this time, companies from many sectors made a commitment to the promotion of diversity and inclusion in the workplace. They also invested in the creation of DEI teams to support their efforts. So much so that, according to McKinsey, DEI job listings increased by 123% following the murder of George Floyd. These mass tech layoffs are undoing all the positive progress that these companies have made since this time, and this is a concern. Moreover, many DEI departments that are still operational are already seeing cutbacks. And all this comes at a huge price for many aspects of a business. For one thing, going back on a promise to nurture diversity is going to have a big impact on an organization's employer brand.Clownfish answered that claim simply: No, it won't. People understand that these are charity hires, and understand that you can't do charity when you don't have any money. Look, if you were hired as charity, you can expect to be laid off the moment a company runs out of charity-money. I don't know what to f***ing tell you. Here's another one from Clownfish: A diversity hire admits that FaceBook hired her at a salary of $190,000 per year... to do literally nothing. I mean, she herself says that.
A former Meta recruiter claimed the massive tech company was "hoarding talent" in order to starve out their competition. As a wave of layoffs gut the tech industry, career strategist Madelyn Machado posted a video responding to claims that Google and Meta had over-hired thousands of employees to do "fake work." Machado suggested she had been hired by Meta in the Fall of 2021, which she "hated" before eventually getting fired. "Getting paid $190k to do nothing at Meta" she said in a TikTok video. She added that new recruiters would be explicitly told that they would not hire any new employees within their first 6 months or to a year. She said what they actually did was mostly onboarding, training, and team meetings.She says all they did was have her sit in training and team meetings. How long did the Wokies imagine that could go on for? Neoliberals are among the greediest, most materialistic, emptiest, ruthless social-climbing assholes on planet earth. Did you really think these comfort-craving, status-seeking shitlibs would continue throwing money at you the moment it threatened to cost them their biannual new luxury car lease? She also says that Meta got angry at her for posting videos announcing that she was being paid almost $200,000 per year to do nothing. Well, yeah. If you're being paid $200,000 to do nothing, keep quiet about it. This is like all of those "Day in the Life of a Google Development Thot" videos, where they told all of Google's investors that there was a huge segment of Google's employees who did nothing all day but get massages and drink exotic teas. I've read those had an impact on layoffs, as Meta and Google had to start answering pointed questions from stockholders. Strong men make good times; good times make weak men; weak men make hard times. (And hard times make strong men.) We're now in the "weak men make hard times" part of the cycle. If you didn't want the hard times, you shouldn't have voted for weakness, indulgence, and social decay. DEI training asks scholars which ethnicities should just die already.
A "Cultural Competence Training" that asks participants who should live or die in a hypothetical scenario in which the world is ending has drawn criticism from some online observers. Doug Ponder, a biblical studies professor at Grimke Seminary in Virginia, tweeted a copy of the training March 14, writing: "A friend of mine, who works in a public university, sent this to me earlier this week." Ponder, also a pastor at Remnant Church in Virginia, continued in his tweet that what he posted is page one of a diversity, equity and inclusion training his friend's department was "forced to take," starting with "an exercise that asks which intersectional identities you'd save and which you'd leave to die." "This is demonic," he added. Ponder could not be reached by The College Fix for comment, including to ask at which university this diversity training was offered. According to Course Hero, the activity, titled "Whom to Leave Behind," appears to have been offered over the years at several universities nationwide in various capacities, including in English, economics and sociology classes. It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved, described as: Accountant with substance abuse problem
Militant African American medical student
33-year old female, Native American who doesn't speak English
The accountant's pregnant wife
Famous novelist with a disability
21-year old female, Muslim international student
Hispanic clergyman who is against homosexuality
Female movie star who is a recent sexual assault victim
Racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force
Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian
Orphaned 12-year old Asian boy
60-year old Jewish university administrator ... It's unclear who developed the worksheet or how long it's been used nationwide. In 2018 the same exercise was reported as being used at an Ohio middle school after a city councilman shared the worksheet on Facebook.
When you decree that merit or even basic qualifications to do a job are "white supremacy," this is the type of individual you wind up promoting:
WATCH:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 28, 2023
Biden Interior Secretary Deb Haaland is left completely and totally dumbstruck after being asked a series of simple questions on China and the production of critical minerals. pic.twitter.com/MrJNj6CGlT
Imagine you're a normal person. The year is 2016. Rightly or wrongly, you believe most of what you see in the media. You believe polls are broadly reflective of public opinion. You believe doctors and scientists are trustworthy and independent. You're a decent, reasonable person who follows the rules and trusts the authorities.
Imagine your shock, then, when Brexit, which you were assured couldn't happen because it was a fringe movement led by racists for racists, happens. The polls, which widely predicted it wouldn't happen, were wrong. The experts and pundits who told you day after day that it wouldn't happen were also wrong. "Oh well," you say, "these things happen."
Imagine that soon after Brexit, Donald Trump is running for president. You are told by the most trustworthy media outlets that he is going to lose. Some experts say his opponent has a 99% chance of winning. Imagine waking up the morning after the election to discover that the pollsters, experts, and politicians you still trusted were wrong again. Now the racist monster who you were told would never get near the White House is the leader of the free world.
"How did this happen?" you ask yourself. How could everyone I rely on for good information be so wrong? "It was the Russians," they tell you. "The Russians did Brexit, and they got Trump elected too." Imagine that for the next three years, day after day, the media and politicians you still trust keep you up to date on this story of Trump's collusion with Russia. They tell you the how, when, where, and why: the dossiers, the whistleblowers, the peeing prostitutes. Imagine your desperation for things to somehow make sense again.
Here comes the Mueller report. Hard evidence of foreign meddling in Brexit and the 2016 U.S. election is coming to set the world right again.
Imagine your shock, then, when you discover that Brexit had little to do with foreign meddling, and Robert Mueller has very little to report about Trump and the Russians. The collusion story, which dominated your news intake for the better part of three years, slowly dies down. Then it's gone. No one talks about it anymore. Imagine that bit by bit, you're starting to feel that the events you were told would not and could not happen not only happened, but happened without some sort of malign interference. Instead, millions of your fellow citizens simply voted for them. In the American case, it turns out many of your fellow citizens who simply voted for Trump come from states that have been devastated by an opioid epidemic enabled by a corrupt system of incentives involving the Food and Drug Administration, doctors, and Big Pharma. (You might want to take note of this. It will come up again later.)
Remember when SNL was good? pic.twitter.com/on1EcAiNZi
— Mythinformed (@MythinformedMKE) March 25, 2023
Comments
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Douglas Mackay can be convicted of trolling hillary, but the Mueller people are ok? FTS
Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:38 PM (Zzbjj)
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Evening.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:39 PM (Ca15k)
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How has Brexit gone? Have there been any real effects?
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (qP50E)
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We've definitely crossed the Chiquita into Banana-Ville.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (rJ7Hd)
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Regarding the who to leave behind thing, I filled that out for a YouGov survey.
Obviously, when you're talking about the preservation of the human race, the first ones you leave behind are the gays and lezbeens. Duh. And men who are not strong or virile enough to do the man stuff. And women who are past the age of childbearing. BUT some older people with wisdom need to be along for the ride, so choose them wisely.
Obviously, when you're talking about the preservation of the human race, the first ones you leave behind are the gays and lezbeens. Duh. And men who are not strong or virile enough to do the man stuff. And women who are past the age of childbearing. BUT some older people with wisdom need to be along for the ride, so choose them wisely.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (Mzdiz)
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You want to think that there is some way this all ends peaceably and reasonably, but honestly there's no real chance of that. Oh it'll end - everything does -- but the cost will be paid in blood.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (IVOR/)
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Slow start. What's going on in the last thread?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (Mzdiz)
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Spaceship leaving Earth, and only 8 of the 12 listed can go?
I know which would be my top 3 to stay. The 4th, well, maybe I could flex on that . . .
. . . Nah.
I know which would be my top 3 to stay. The 4th, well, maybe I could flex on that . . .
. . . Nah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (omVj0)
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With that list, why save Earth?
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (8itdd)
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Donald Trump didn't kill himself.
Posted by: nostradamus at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (mEruW)
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I'll bet unemployment makes it's first jump to 4% next month and hits 4.5 by June.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (C9+p4)
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The who to leave behind question is actually sorta interesting from a purely hard-eyed survival point of view. I'm honestly wondering how they work the Oppression Olympics into it, or if their plan is to let people do the hard thing and try to spin it as support for DIE, without explaining how contrived it is.
Posted by: Locarno at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (1o5Dx)
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vroom vroom
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (fUnHJ)
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And if I listed my 4 right out, I suspect Ace would not like it or would get in trouble himself. I can just imagine the firestorm that would erupt if I spoke up in a classroom and said what I really thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (omVj0)
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Did the motorcycle guy have only one testicle?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
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Because, you know, if this is the dozen you picked, you've already failed, ya know?
Posted by: Locarno at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (1o5Dx)
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>>>You can only have it in a Trump (or DeSantis) economy.
What would a DeSantis economy look like? Serious question. Where is he on trade? Is he a so-called free-trader that has no problem with all of our manufacturing base located overseas. I haven't heard anything about his economic positions, though I will admit, I have just paid attention to the headlines regarding what he is focused on.
What about immigration? I know he has been pushing back against the ongoing invasion through our Southern "border", and that much is *good*. But, is he an amnesty guy? Does he like immigration, but just wants to control it a bit more?
What would a DeSantis economy look like? Serious question. Where is he on trade? Is he a so-called free-trader that has no problem with all of our manufacturing base located overseas. I haven't heard anything about his economic positions, though I will admit, I have just paid attention to the headlines regarding what he is focused on.
What about immigration? I know he has been pushing back against the ongoing invasion through our Southern "border", and that much is *good*. But, is he an amnesty guy? Does he like immigration, but just wants to control it a bit more?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (gv7Yb)
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DEI teams hit by tech layoffs: a lesson to be learned.
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I'm surprised California hasn't passed a law yet saying that layoffs can't disproportionately affect DEI teams.
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I'm surprised California hasn't passed a law yet saying that layoffs can't disproportionately affect DEI teams.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (zsNaY)
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7 Slow start. What's going on in the last thread?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (Mzdiz)
don't bother me now
* lights cig*
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (Mzdiz)
don't bother me now
* lights cig*
Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (us2H3)
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I think the who-to-leave-behinds are self-selecting right now. That would be anyone who isn't preparing for a f*ckwad of trouble.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)
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All my working life I tried to get a job where I got paid for doing nothing. $190K a year is pretty sweet, and I would have settled for $45-50K. Came pretty close to my goal when I worked for the feds. Sometimes there were two or three hours actual work in a pay period. One of the old guys showed me how to shave that down to one or two hours.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (lz5hY)
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Well, Haaland is a dumbfuck like the rest of them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1kE2X)
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (Mzdiz)
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Re: the DEI exam thingy.
Okay, here's who I choose.
The Indian girl, the pregnant woman, the novelist, the muzzie girl, the Hispanic priest, the movie tartlet, the racist cop and the 12 year old orphan boy.
Substance abuse guy is more trouble than he's worth as is the militant Black Panther-esque black dude. I rejected the gay athlete because he's vegan. You're stuck in a giant cylinder for god knows how long I don't want to hear how you're fucking vegan for my last days. And "60-year old Jewish university administrator" is the polite way for saying "communist." lolgetfucked.
Okay, here's who I choose.
The Indian girl, the pregnant woman, the novelist, the muzzie girl, the Hispanic priest, the movie tartlet, the racist cop and the 12 year old orphan boy.
Substance abuse guy is more trouble than he's worth as is the militant Black Panther-esque black dude. I rejected the gay athlete because he's vegan. You're stuck in a giant cylinder for god knows how long I don't want to hear how you're fucking vegan for my last days. And "60-year old Jewish university administrator" is the polite way for saying "communist." lolgetfucked.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1MDGt)
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Not one of the people in the "Who to Leave Behind" list seems to have a useful skill for creating a society on Mars.
No technologists, scientists, or engineers.
If you are fleeing a doomed planet you only take those that will have the skills needed for survival elsewhere.
Fortunately, the Moron Horde has an abundance of those...
No technologists, scientists, or engineers.
If you are fleeing a doomed planet you only take those that will have the skills needed for survival elsewhere.
Fortunately, the Moron Horde has an abundance of those...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (BpYfr)
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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (Mzdiz)
It was noted on Twitter that several of the Who To Leave Behind entries don't give the sex of the person. I guess were supposed to infer that the racist is male? Stuff like that.
Also, how does 33 year old Native American not speak English? It's like they used a random NPC generator.
It was noted on Twitter that several of the Who To Leave Behind entries don't give the sex of the person. I guess were supposed to infer that the racist is male? Stuff like that.
Also, how does 33 year old Native American not speak English? It's like they used a random NPC generator.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (nC+QA)
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Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian
......
Don't take this guy into space, he'll never stop yapping and you will go mad.
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Don't take this guy into space, he'll never stop yapping and you will go mad.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
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Maybe I've totally missed discussion of it, but the woke nutjobs at Disney are claiming they totally punked DeSantis by sneaking in some clause that the new board appointed to run Reedy Creek can't make any changes to it for like 30 years or something.
That seems like total BS to me, but does anyone else have a clue about it?
That seems like total BS to me, but does anyone else have a clue about it?
Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP)
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It's like they used a random NPC generator.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (nC+QA)
Funny how often that happens.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (nC+QA)
Funny how often that happens.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (Mzdiz)
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Earth will be fine. It's the human race that is doomed.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (v0R5T)
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Paid $200k/ yr to do nothing?
I'd do it for half that!
I'd do it for half that!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (fUnHJ)
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I make a mean cheese and cracker and I know how to put the toilet paper on the holder the proper way.
Take me!
Take me!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (APDBX)
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It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved
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Here's the correct answer to that:
https://hwfo.substack.com/p/autistic-rationalist-goes-to-dei
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Here's the correct answer to that:
https://hwfo.substack.com/p/autistic-rationalist-goes-to-dei
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (zsNaY)
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28 Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian
......
Don't take this guy into space, he'll never stop yapping and you will go mad.
Posted by: wth
Airlock ride.
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Don't take this guy into space, he'll never stop yapping and you will go mad.
Posted by: wth
Airlock ride.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (1kE2X)
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Also, how does 33 year old Native American not speak English? It's like they used a random NPC generator.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (nC+QA)
It also forgot to mention she's probably an alcoholic.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 06:47 PM (nC+QA)
It also forgot to mention she's probably an alcoholic.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (1MDGt)
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"Whom to Leave Behind"-- a fun-filled travel activity book for kids! Keep 'em busy in the car or plane!
Posted by: Dr. Mengele's Books for KKKids! at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (VsUo2)
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I'd leave most of 'em. Probably leftys anyway. More supplies for me.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 06:51 PM (iayUP)
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What they don't tell you in the "Who to Leave Behind" scenario is that the name of the spacecraft leaving a doomed Earth behind is:
Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B
I'm only surprised that one of the folks listed is not a telephone sanitizer.
Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B
I'm only surprised that one of the folks listed is not a telephone sanitizer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 06:51 PM (BpYfr)
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I'm pretty sure that spaceship's mission is doomed anyway.
Not a single phone sanitizer in the bunch.
Not a single phone sanitizer in the bunch.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 31, 2023 06:51 PM (RLLZj)
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Deep Impact!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2023 06:51 PM (C9+p4)
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Accountant with substance abuse problem
Militant African American medical student
33-year old female, Native American who doesn't speak English
The accountant's pregnant wife
Famous novelist with a disability
21-year old female, Muslim international student
Hispanic clergyman who is against homosexuality
Female movie star who is a recent sexual assault victim
Racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force
Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian
Orphaned 12-year old Asian boy
60-year old Jewish university administrator
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Zero skills listed
I guess take preggo lady and orphaned kid
And the med student
Militant African American medical student
33-year old female, Native American who doesn't speak English
The accountant's pregnant wife
Famous novelist with a disability
21-year old female, Muslim international student
Hispanic clergyman who is against homosexuality
Female movie star who is a recent sexual assault victim
Racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force
Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian
Orphaned 12-year old Asian boy
60-year old Jewish university administrator
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Zero skills listed
I guess take preggo lady and orphaned kid
And the med student
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:53 PM (fUnHJ)
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Headline is funniest thing seen all day
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8)
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It took a while for me to get to the Hoax of the Century article, but I was really interested in the part about SRI and the DOD's "disinformation contract"
A couple of months ago a Princeton student interested in such things was found dead in some shrubs near a tennis court. Her phone pinged behind a pizza place, a florist and a dementia home, but no mention was made of what lurked behind all those places, not one word. Well it is SRI. Therefore the pings were obviously worthless and she was obviously nowhere near the place. Suicide.
A couple of months ago a Princeton student interested in such things was found dead in some shrubs near a tennis court. Her phone pinged behind a pizza place, a florist and a dementia home, but no mention was made of what lurked behind all those places, not one word. Well it is SRI. Therefore the pings were obviously worthless and she was obviously nowhere near the place. Suicide.
Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:54 PM (Zzbjj)
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Definitely the pregnant wife, the orphaned 12-year-old, and the clergyman. Definitely not the university administrator.
Not sure about the rest.
Not sure about the rest.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 06:54 PM (tp+tP)
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Honestly, college students should be angry. Their chance at the American Dream is pretty much completely stolen from them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
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Just what I always wanted. My own little [diversity coordinator]. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and and rub him and caress him and...
Posted by: Hugo the Abominable Snowman at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (VsUo2)
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I'll take the Rez chick, the Muslim gal, oh and some disposable razors.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
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Jews have a disproportionate impact for sure. Whites let America go into decline and fall.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (qP50E)
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33 year old native american with no English skills who sets the forward bay on fire making fry bread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (lz5hY)
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When the future of the race is at stake, future reproduction is everything. For that reason young, fertile females will need to outnumber men by a 9 or 10 to 1 ratio. And since the men will be required to do prodigious duties in this respect, these women will need to be selected for their attractiveness and sexual desirability.
Sadly this would mean abandoning the traditional monogamous model, but that is a sacrifice that would have to be made.
Sadly this would mean abandoning the traditional monogamous model, but that is a sacrifice that would have to be made.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (IVOR/)
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Honestly, college students should be angry. Their chance at the American Dream is pretty much completely stolen from them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Fuck em, it is partially their fault
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Fuck em, it is partially their fault
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (Irn0L)
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I can confirm this with our yuge tech company (so big you almost certainly use their products)
MAGA peeps are getting promoted, diversity ESG peeps are getting anally probed with the mighty stick of layoffs and tossed into the unemployment line
Enjoy your Biden ice cream cones fuckballs
MAGA peeps are getting promoted, diversity ESG peeps are getting anally probed with the mighty stick of layoffs and tossed into the unemployment line
Enjoy your Biden ice cream cones fuckballs
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (VTu1l)
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>>Gaitskill concluded that the students feel this way because they are constantly exposed to large-scale social issues, such as mass shootings, climate change, police brutality, disinformation, and others. Instead, they are looking for a sense of safety by fixating on problems they can control, such as offensive words, gender ideology, and toxic masculinity, even though the apparatus built around solving those problems offers no safety.
Go deeper. You have to untangle cause from effect. Why are the kids exposed to climate change, disinformation,....
I say: Smaller families, Loss of family as autonomous unit (SSI, state schools, divorce, ...), loss of religion.
Go deeper. You have to untangle cause from effect. Why are the kids exposed to climate change, disinformation,....
I say: Smaller families, Loss of family as autonomous unit (SSI, state schools, divorce, ...), loss of religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (GtQnE)
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Loved to see former Interior Secretary Zinke take apart his successor Haaland. Her claim to fame is that she is a native American. Period.
Posted by: PJ at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (G1dq6)
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The kid may still be young enough to be trained. Take him and the women that can be tolerated.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 06:57 PM (iayUP)
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If this was just the Carnival Cruise of Interplanetary Travel, meh...anyone could go.
If this is a survival of the human species dealio, those going are going to look a lot like the crew of a 1950s Spaceship movie. Young virile heterosexual men and attractive fertile women - all smart and cross-trained. Good personalities, psychologically stable, and sociable. No weirdos. Only difference from the 1950s SciFi flick? More racially diverse.
Pretty much no one in that list would've made the primary rockets. Maybe on the Lame-ass Rocket shot into the Sun.
If this was just the Carnival Cruise of Interplanetary Travel, meh...anyone could go.
If this is a survival of the human species dealio, those going are going to look a lot like the crew of a 1950s Spaceship movie. Young virile heterosexual men and attractive fertile women - all smart and cross-trained. Good personalities, psychologically stable, and sociable. No weirdos. Only difference from the 1950s SciFi flick? More racially diverse.
Pretty much no one in that list would've made the primary rockets. Maybe on the Lame-ass Rocket shot into the Sun.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2023 06:57 PM (mm6iK)
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22 Well, Haaland is a dumbfuck like the rest of them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1kE2X)
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Fell completely flat on her face. Nothing, except for attempting to chime in with "President Biden's proposals...", which, if she'd carried on with would have been empty platitudes, but she couldn't even do that. Very disturbing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1kE2X)
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Fell completely flat on her face. Nothing, except for attempting to chime in with "President Biden's proposals...", which, if she'd carried on with would have been empty platitudes, but she couldn't even do that. Very disturbing.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2023 06:57 PM (ySZtE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
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33 year old native american with no English skills who sets the forward bay on fire making fry bread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door
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Knew I shoulda brought a case of whiskey.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door
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Knew I shoulda brought a case of whiskey.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)
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59 following the murder of George Floyd
Motherfuckers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
Someone forced fentanyl up his butt
Motherfuckers.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
Someone forced fentanyl up his butt
Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (Zzbjj)
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"It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved, described as:"
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I ran out of picks at three.
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I ran out of picks at three.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 06:58 PM (AmoqO)
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Obviously, when you're talking about the preservation of the human race, the first ones you leave behind are the gays and lezbeens.
The females will have to of an especially ... eh, stimulating variety, Mein Fuhrer!!
LOL
The females will have to of an especially ... eh, stimulating variety, Mein Fuhrer!!
LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2023 06:59 PM (i/LKe)
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How has Brexit gone? Have there been any real effects?
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
Posted by: JmT
I don't think much of anything has changed as their DeepState is as intractable as ours and is just dragging out any concrete change while claiming they need to conduct further NEHGOOOSHIAAAAAASHUNZ~!
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
Posted by: JmT
I don't think much of anything has changed as their DeepState is as intractable as ours and is just dragging out any concrete change while claiming they need to conduct further NEHGOOOSHIAAAAAASHUNZ~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2023 06:59 PM (jzzG8)
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"It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved, described as:"
Sounds like Kodos from Star Trek
"It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved, described as:"
Sounds like Kodos from Star Trek
Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:59 PM (Zzbjj)
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Paid $200k/ yr to do nothing?
I'd do it for half that!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (fUnHJ)
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Unhireable, obviously.
I'd do it for half that!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:49 PM (fUnHJ)
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Unhireable, obviously.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (265/A)
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When I moved to NW New Mexico forty-three years ago, I lived near the edge of the Navajo reservation, I met not one Navajo who did not speak English. Not one. The old people spoke some English and people my age and younger spoke English like Americans, because they are. They were trying to keep the Navajo language from dying then and they still are.
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (dTFZY)
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Racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
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She says all they did was have her sit in training and team meetings.
How long did the Wokies imagine that could go on for?
Forever
She says all they did was have her sit in training and team meetings.
How long did the Wokies imagine that could go on for?
Forever
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (63Dwl)
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You probably only really have to choose from 11 of these people. One look at the spaceship's hessian wall weave interior and the gay athlete will refuse to board on principle.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 31, 2023 07:02 PM (RLLZj)
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, he was 4th on my list.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, he was 4th on my list.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:02 PM (fUnHJ)
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"Gaitskill said that despite constant efforts to make campuses "safe," students in her classes, especially white males, are writing violent and degenerate fantasies, and many students have spent time in mental institutions."
I wonder why.
".....those with the most vulnerable self-esteem -- might find it disconcerting to be told, no matter how sensitively it was put, that the trait that they have grown up considering desirable, their most basic default identity, is now toxic,"
No shit.
I wonder why.
".....those with the most vulnerable self-esteem -- might find it disconcerting to be told, no matter how sensitively it was put, that the trait that they have grown up considering desirable, their most basic default identity, is now toxic,"
No shit.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 07:02 PM (AmoqO)
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Wasn't it the Legion of Amish commenter that had the extreme and almost irrational hatred of Amerinds?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 07:02 PM (yQpMk)
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Probably too close to identifying but anyway, I had a fellow member of a group I belong to opine about a new candidate that, "he was just another white guy", and where was a diversity candidate. The candidates resume is unreal to the positive. The complainer is unreal to the negative. The world is unbalanced.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (oWBc3)
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Does the pregnant lady count as two?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
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Go deeper. You have to untangle cause from effect. Why are the kids exposed to climate change, disinformation,....
I say: Smaller families, Loss of family as autonomous unit (SSI, state schools, divorce, ...), loss of religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (GtQnE)
The decline of Christianity as an influence in America.
I say: Smaller families, Loss of family as autonomous unit (SSI, state schools, divorce, ...), loss of religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:56 PM (GtQnE)
The decline of Christianity as an influence in America.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (qP50E)
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29 Maybe I've totally missed discussion of it, but the woke nutjobs at Disney are claiming they totally punked DeSantis by sneaking in some clause that the new board appointed to run Reedy Creek can't make any changes to it for like 30 years or something.
That seems like total BS to me, but does anyone else have a clue about it?
Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP)
The prior board apparently signed a contract with Disney to give Disney maximum power over the district before handing over control to the new board.
That seems like total BS to me, but does anyone else have a clue about it?
Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP)
The prior board apparently signed a contract with Disney to give Disney maximum power over the district before handing over control to the new board.
Posted by: Liberty at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (Z/D/n)
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The old people spoke some English and people my age and younger spoke English like Americans, because they are.
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I met some Navajos, they're nice folks, I think they even endorsed Trump too. I was disappointed when they didn't understand my X-Files references though, as I was SURE they knew about the aliens.
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I met some Navajos, they're nice folks, I think they even endorsed Trump too. I was disappointed when they didn't understand my X-Files references though, as I was SURE they knew about the aliens.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)
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"I think we already knew. Diversity hires -- which are just political hires -- are a luxury good and you don't get to have luxury goods in a Biden Economy."
Minimum wage hikes create deadweight loss: the additional cost makes it impossible for an employer to continue to employ for positions that have not net gain to the business, positions that pay for themselves or actively support positions that pay for themselves and the deadweight support position as well.
Economic downturns also create deadweight loss as well. Telephone sanitizers, box boy, and other "lifestyle" or customer experience positions are destroyed by the increased wage or decreasing income for the position.
DEI is a customer experience position, up there with the onsite company poet, interpretive dancer for the all-staff meetings, and an open lobby.
Minimum wage hikes create deadweight loss: the additional cost makes it impossible for an employer to continue to employ for positions that have not net gain to the business, positions that pay for themselves or actively support positions that pay for themselves and the deadweight support position as well.
Economic downturns also create deadweight loss as well. Telephone sanitizers, box boy, and other "lifestyle" or customer experience positions are destroyed by the increased wage or decreasing income for the position.
DEI is a customer experience position, up there with the onsite company poet, interpretive dancer for the all-staff meetings, and an open lobby.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (xhaym)
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Honestly, college students should be angry. Their chance at the American Dream is pretty much completely stolen from them.
Of course they are angry, and justifiably so.
The whole point of gaslighting in this country, is to make damn sure they can't connect the dots and ever figure out just exactly who it is that is the source of their misery. That is Job 1
Of course they are angry, and justifiably so.
The whole point of gaslighting in this country, is to make damn sure they can't connect the dots and ever figure out just exactly who it is that is the source of their misery. That is Job 1
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (i/LKe)
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I met some Navajos, they're nice folks, I think they even endorsed Trump too. I was disappointed when they didn't understand my X-Files references though, as I was SURE they knew about the aliens.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)
The Hopi and Yaqui know about aliens. Navajo just deal with Skinwalkers.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)
The Hopi and Yaqui know about aliens. Navajo just deal with Skinwalkers.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (xhaym)
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1. Chop up the person who booked that spacecraft and make jerky. Then do same to the instructor who created the question.
Doesn't this reveal a basic incoherence in their ideology though?
If we are to choose some humans as more worthy than others, why don't we start to do that at the borders??????
Doesn't this reveal a basic incoherence in their ideology though?
If we are to choose some humans as more worthy than others, why don't we start to do that at the borders??????
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (GtQnE)
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Well you definitely couldn't have the gay vegetarian guy and the 12 year old orphan in a closed space together .
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (q4inm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)
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DESPITE colleges relentlessly patrolling student word and thought to make them "safe," they're being institutionalized at historic rates, and indulging in violent and suicidal ideation.
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"Because."
Be better, ace, be better.
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"Because."
Be better, ace, be better.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (KSNKu)
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Leftism is a utopia dream but they have no idea how to get there, they have no plans to get to utopia without experience just ideas and hope they work without planning.
It was Dennis Prager that pointed to me Leftism is a one step planning without looking cause and effects.
It was Dennis Prager that pointed to me Leftism is a one step planning without looking cause and effects.
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (xhxe8)
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The whole point of gaslighting in this country, is to make damn sure they can't connect the dots and ever figure out just exactly who it is that is the source of their misery. That is Job 1
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Not a hard job, you would think 100+ years of democrat rule in Chicago might have clued the residents in that maybe the Republicans arent the problem.
The left are if nothing else, semi-functional retards
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Not a hard job, you would think 100+ years of democrat rule in Chicago might have clued the residents in that maybe the Republicans arent the problem.
The left are if nothing else, semi-functional retards
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (VTu1l)
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*on the bridge of the SS Biden*
ARTHUR: So we’re actually going to land in a minute?
CAPTAIN: Well not, not, not so much land in fact, I think as far as I can remember we’re programmed to, er crash on it.
ARTHUR and FORD: ”Crash”?
CAPTAIN: Yes. It’s all part of the plan. … I think. There was terribly good reason for it which I can’t… quite… remember at the moment.
FORD: [Yells in exasperation] You’re a load of useless, bloody loonies!!
CAPTAIN: Ah, yes, that was it, that was reason it was. Ha. Pass me the loofah will you?
ARTHUR: So we’re actually going to land in a minute?
CAPTAIN: Well not, not, not so much land in fact, I think as far as I can remember we’re programmed to, er crash on it.
ARTHUR and FORD: ”Crash”?
CAPTAIN: Yes. It’s all part of the plan. … I think. There was terribly good reason for it which I can’t… quite… remember at the moment.
FORD: [Yells in exasperation] You’re a load of useless, bloody loonies!!
CAPTAIN: Ah, yes, that was it, that was reason it was. Ha. Pass me the loofah will you?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (PiwSw)
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Navajos have a proud tradition of joining the Marines. At least they used to not too long ago.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (q4inm)
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I met some Navajos, they're nice folks, I think they even endorsed Trump too. I was disappointed when they didn't understand my X-Files references though, as I was SURE they knew about the aliens.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM
They are nice people who really appreciate a good joke. And all the people on the res vote democrat. Aliens would be more up by the Jicarilla Apaches.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:03 PM
They are nice people who really appreciate a good joke. And all the people on the res vote democrat. Aliens would be more up by the Jicarilla Apaches.
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (dTFZY)
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She says all they did was have her sit in training and team meetings.
You know, I'm going to guess that since she was a charity hire,
all those training and team meetings were actually meant to get her lame-ass up to speed so she could be useful in the corporation.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
She worked hard at and earned her worthlessness to the corp.
Drank lots of nice tea though. So, she had that workin' for her.
You know, I'm going to guess that since she was a charity hire,
all those training and team meetings were actually meant to get her lame-ass up to speed so she could be useful in the corporation.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
She worked hard at and earned her worthlessness to the corp.
Drank lots of nice tea though. So, she had that workin' for her.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (mm6iK)
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The Native American gal might come in handy, even with no English. The tribal casino sent her to a gaming machine maintenance school at Bally's. Trouble is, when you start inputing reentry data into the ship's system, you get a Royal Flush on the screen.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:07 PM (VTu1l)
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It depends....
Militant African American medical student - militant, like Candice Owens?
33-year old female, Native American who doesn't speak English - is she hot?
etc.
Militant African American medical student - militant, like Candice Owens?
33-year old female, Native American who doesn't speak English - is she hot?
etc.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 07:07 PM (fs1hN)
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all those training and team meetings were actually meant to get her lame-ass up to speed so she could be useful in the corporation.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
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Holy crap, I bet you're right.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
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Holy crap, I bet you're right.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (kj5Hc)
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She also says that Meta got angry at her for posting videos announcing that she was being paid almost $200,000 per year to do nothing.
Well, yeah. If you're being paid $200,000 to do nothing, keep quiet about it.
I uh uh,
yeah.
Well, yeah. If you're being paid $200,000 to do nothing, keep quiet about it.
I uh uh,
yeah.
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
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Well you definitely couldn't have the gay vegetarian guy and the 12 year old orphan in a closed space together .
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (q4inm)
........
LOL
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:05 PM (q4inm)
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LOL
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
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I think we already knew. Diversity hires -- which are just political hires -- are a luxury good and you don't get to have luxury goods in a Biden Economy.
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Universities take the opposite approach. They'll destroy their IT support, administrative support, and physical facilities infrastructure before they'll fire a single member of the DEI department.
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Universities take the opposite approach. They'll destroy their IT support, administrative support, and physical facilities infrastructure before they'll fire a single member of the DEI department.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)
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Honestly, college students should be angry. Their chance at the American Dream is pretty much completely stolen from them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Concur. Most live in some stupid bubble land and the reality of their shit for brains edumucation ain't gonna be worth the paper it's laser printed on, which is why most kolleges today fill them up with woke crap as a diversion.
They are gonna get it in the ass but hard.
Enjoy!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Concur. Most live in some stupid bubble land and the reality of their shit for brains edumucation ain't gonna be worth the paper it's laser printed on, which is why most kolleges today fill them up with woke crap as a diversion.
They are gonna get it in the ass but hard.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+)
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"A former Meta recruiter claimed the massive tech company was "hoarding talent" in order to starve out their competition."
this is why I say we made these flucker so damn rich, that they can buy everything. During the 2008 real estate BS, those getting mega rich selling junk as AAA, were buying ALL the lobbyists.
Now they buy all the top law firms, all the lobbyists, all the networks ... etc. And tech firms buy up any competitor, and all the workers that might help a competitor ... compete.
But boy the FANGS soared and made many rich ... as "we" funded the rope they now use to hang us. And most still have it in their retirement accounts.
this is why I say we made these flucker so damn rich, that they can buy everything. During the 2008 real estate BS, those getting mega rich selling junk as AAA, were buying ALL the lobbyists.
Now they buy all the top law firms, all the lobbyists, all the networks ... etc. And tech firms buy up any competitor, and all the workers that might help a competitor ... compete.
But boy the FANGS soared and made many rich ... as "we" funded the rope they now use to hang us. And most still have it in their retirement accounts.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (Cus5s)
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83 Well you definitely couldn't have the gay vegetarian guy and the 12 year old orphan in a closed space together .
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That's why you need to keep the hispanic priest.
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That's why you need to keep the hispanic priest.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (fs1hN)
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They are nice people who really appreciate a good joke. And all the people on the res vote democrat. Aliens would be more up by the Jicarilla Apaches.
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Just looked it up, it was their VP who endorsed Trump, Myron Lizer
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Just looked it up, it was their VP who endorsed Trump, Myron Lizer
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (VTu1l)
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@RadarOmega 5m
🚨Tornado Emergency continues for Covington TN, Ripley TN, and Brighton TN until 6:30 PM CDT #TNwx
🚨Tornado Emergency continues for Covington TN, Ripley TN, and Brighton TN until 6:30 PM CDT #TNwx
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (jzzG8)
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I hope that spaceship has the internet on it because those people don't know how do shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (iayUP)
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Another hot take:
That new Reedy Creek board will just turn into FLA's version of the Garden State Parkway commission -- a repository for overpaid in-laws and graft. Lots of graft. Or like the FNMA on the national level.
That new Reedy Creek board will just turn into FLA's version of the Garden State Parkway commission -- a repository for overpaid in-laws and graft. Lots of graft. Or like the FNMA on the national level.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (GtQnE)
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Paid $200k/ yr to do nothing?
I'd do it for half that!
Posted by: vmom
And I'd do twice as much!
I'd do it for half that!
Posted by: vmom
And I'd do twice as much!
Posted by: mikeski at March 31, 2023 07:10 PM (DgGvY)
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Re spaceship
The gay anyone question answers itself. They'd need to be extremely valuable in welding, farming, etc to take up space on the long journey to restore humanity.
It's one of my big problems with Sci fi movies and video games that pretend gay couples would take up valuable rooms on a ship.
The gay anyone question answers itself. They'd need to be extremely valuable in welding, farming, etc to take up space on the long journey to restore humanity.
It's one of my big problems with Sci fi movies and video games that pretend gay couples would take up valuable rooms on a ship.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (kj5Hc)
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Tom Sowell (as always) is able to distill stuff down to its component parts. It's uncanny.
"Liberalism is replacing what works, with what sounds good."
The main thing with leftists, is they are unable to process cause and effect. They believe in good intentions, the results, well that doesn't matter. It is a fatal flaw.
"Liberalism is replacing what works, with what sounds good."
The main thing with leftists, is they are unable to process cause and effect. They believe in good intentions, the results, well that doesn't matter. It is a fatal flaw.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (i/LKe)
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First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
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A former Meta recruiter claimed the massive tech company was "hoarding talent" in order to starve out their competition."
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I can tell you that this is 100% Grade A USDA Prime bullshit
Meta have been the most incompetent mewling diseased fuckheads I have ever dealt with, right down there with LinkedIn tech workers
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I can tell you that this is 100% Grade A USDA Prime bullshit
Meta have been the most incompetent mewling diseased fuckheads I have ever dealt with, right down there with LinkedIn tech workers
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (VTu1l)
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109 First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP
Space is huge. Just dig a hole and bury it.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP
Space is huge. Just dig a hole and bury it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 07:12 PM (APDBX)
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Universities take the opposite approach. They'll destroy their IT support, administrative support, and physical facilities infrastructure before they'll fire a single member of the DEI department.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)
Somebody's gotta run the databases and do maintenance. I know what to do, I will create a support company for the local University and put in bids!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)
Somebody's gotta run the databases and do maintenance. I know what to do, I will create a support company for the local University and put in bids!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:12 PM (xhaym)
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200k hiring salary ? No wonder some of these millennials don't worry about inflation.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:13 PM (q4inm)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 31, 2023 07:13 PM (i/LKe)
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That tornado that hit Little Rock was massive.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 07:13 PM (APDBX)
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Okay I got the who to leave thing down. You and the ex-cop need to get together and choose the 4 most tolerable females, 2 for each of you. After that choose the weakest candidates, because as soon as you leave earth orbit you're going to kill them and dump their bodies out the airlock. Double rations for everybody else! Keep the kid around, since you're gonna need someone to clean up and do chores.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (IVOR/)
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First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
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I read the whole thing, Ace! See how late I am? Start the comment numbering at -120; then maybe when we're done reading it all, we have a shot at coming in around comment number "FIRST!"
"Accountant with substance abuse problem"
I'm saving the accountant only if he can hook me up with a good connection. Otherwise, they can all exit the lifeboat for all I care.
"Accountant with substance abuse problem"
I'm saving the accountant only if he can hook me up with a good connection. Otherwise, they can all exit the lifeboat for all I care.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (MvF+J)
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BTW, I forgot to mention despite the promotions, our annual revenue has been disastrous
And youre never gonna beliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve this, but the millions upon millions spent on "net-zero" initiatives went into a mysterious blackhole, never to be recovered again
I am enshockened
And youre never gonna beliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve this, but the millions upon millions spent on "net-zero" initiatives went into a mysterious blackhole, never to be recovered again
I am enshockened
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Declaring Independence From The Former United States at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (VTu1l)
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109 First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP
Space is huge. Just dig a hole and bury it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 07:12 PM (APDBX)
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They're gonna need that crap for fertilizer when they get to where they are going.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP
Space is huge. Just dig a hole and bury it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 07:12 PM (APDBX)
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They're gonna need that crap for fertilizer when they get to where they are going.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (BpYfr)
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In space, dumped dumps don't stink
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:15 PM (fUnHJ)
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That new Reedy Creek board will just turn into FLA's version of the Garden State Parkway commission -- a repository for overpaid in-laws and graft. Lots of graft. Or like the FNMA on the national level.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (GtQnE)
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That was obvious from day one for anyone who knows the slightest thing about politics, especially local politics.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:09 PM (GtQnE)
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That was obvious from day one for anyone who knows the slightest thing about politics, especially local politics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:15 PM (4IOqE)
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I wonder why we're not told about everyone's sexual fetishises?
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 07:15 PM (kj5Hc)
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Easy to leave the gay, vegetarian professions athlete. He doesn’t exist.
Posted by: SoTheresThat at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (b9sY2)
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Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
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Babylon 5 has a couple of conversations that take place in the station's public facilities. They even show a pak'mor'a (space alien) exiting one such cubicle.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
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Babylon 5 has a couple of conversations that take place in the station's public facilities. They even show a pak'mor'a (space alien) exiting one such cubicle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)
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Here's some local coverage about the dude in the WY sorority from the last thread. Be warned, he's not a good looking gal.
https://tinyurl.com/ytb6efdn
https://tinyurl.com/ytb6efdn
Posted by: 496 at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (ELYbr)
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"Intelligence, patriotism, Christianity, and a firm reliance on Him, who has never yet forsaken this favored land, are still competent to adjust, in the best way, all our present difficulty.”
That is a quote from Lincoln. Lincoln knew that Christianity was central to American greatness. Even though by some accounts he wasn't a believer himself.
We have lost that and that is why we are in the place we are now.
That is a quote from Lincoln. Lincoln knew that Christianity was central to American greatness. Even though by some accounts he wasn't a believer himself.
We have lost that and that is why we are in the place we are now.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (qP50E)
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200k hiring salary ? No wonder some of these millennials don't worry about inflation.
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Except that they live in San Francisco, so they're paying 4k a month just for rent on a single bedroom.
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Except that they live in San Francisco, so they're paying 4k a month just for rent on a single bedroom.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (4IOqE)
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I rejected the gay athlete because he's vegan. You're stuck in a giant cylinder for god knows how long I don't want to hear how you're fucking vegan for my last days.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1MDGt)
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Also, being vegan he'd have a lot of gas, and limited ability to hold it in until got into the space toilet cubicle, due to compromised sphincter.
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I rejected the gay athlete because he's vegan. You're stuck in a giant cylinder for god knows how long I don't want to hear how you're fucking vegan for my last days.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (1MDGt)
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Also, being vegan he'd have a lot of gas, and limited ability to hold it in until got into the space toilet cubicle, due to compromised sphincter.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 07:17 PM (FPgfB)
Posted by: Austin Powers at March 31, 2023 07:17 PM (VTu1l)
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Female movie star who is a recent sexual assault victim
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Here's another one that will drive you nuts. I guess she could be on latrine duty cuz no way am I eating any sandwich she makes.
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Here's another one that will drive you nuts. I guess she could be on latrine duty cuz no way am I eating any sandwich she makes.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
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115 Listening to the local Skywatch guys on VHF, convinced me to go down to the basement once. First storms of the season, they get a little overenthusiastic, tend to exaggerate a wee bit. Next time I bring a laptop. Nothing to do down there.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:17 PM (MvF+J)
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"I rejected the gay athlete because he's vegan. You're stuck in a giant cylinder for god knows how long I don't want to hear how you're fucking vegan for my last days."
What if you have to redecorate when you get there?
What if you have to redecorate when you get there?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)
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Babylon 5 has a couple of conversations that take place in the station's public facilities. They even show a pak'mor'a (space alien) exiting one such cubicle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)
Ah! Nice.....at least someone knew the important stuff to include on a TV show.
Thanks Perfessor!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)
Ah! Nice.....at least someone knew the important stuff to include on a TV show.
Thanks Perfessor!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:18 PM (R/m4+)
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In Japan they don't fire executives who have failed or earned the wrath of a superior. They provide them a small office and give them no real assignments. Sitting in the office with nothing to do is maddening to the Japanese guy.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (q4inm)
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Easy to leave the gay, vegetarian professions athlete. He doesn’t exist.
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I figured they were talking about that wnba dude that got in trouble for taking drugs into Russia.
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I figured they were talking about that wnba dude that got in trouble for taking drugs into Russia.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (kj5Hc)
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117 First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
Goes in the replicator.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
Goes in the replicator.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (AmoqO)
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So you are at a border patrol and there is a waiting room of 12 applicants.
- An illiterate from south america
- An illiterate from south america
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- A pregnant chinese woman
- A guy named mohamed who has a quran and hates the USA
- A fentanyl dealer.
Question - how much do you benefits do you offer them to move to Republican districts?
- An illiterate from south america
- An illiterate from south america
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- A pregnant chinese woman
- A guy named mohamed who has a quran and hates the USA
- A fentanyl dealer.
Question - how much do you benefits do you offer them to move to Republican districts?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (GtQnE)
139
On Star Trek they were always going where no man had gone before.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (iayUP)
140
These mass tech layoffs are undoing all the positive progress that these companies have made since this time, and this is a concern. Moreover, many DEI departments that are still operational are already seeing cutbacks. And all this comes at a huge price for many aspects of a business.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (2graF)
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We were doing that "who gets to live?" exercise back in the mid-60s in middle school.
It had a fancy name- something about figuring our your values.
Clarification of Values- that was it.
Long march, indeed...
It had a fancy name- something about figuring our your values.
Clarification of Values- that was it.
Long march, indeed...
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (wE246)
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"In Space, do people ever take a dump?"
Transported direct from colons into recycling unit, then to the galley.
Transported direct from colons into recycling unit, then to the galley.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (MvF+J)
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I know I can't be the only one to have a hard time picking the eight out of twelve people to keep.
Then I thought, gotta repopulate, so it got easier to narrow down.
Then I thought, gotta repopulate, so it got easier to narrow down.
Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (Q8bDL)
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It also forgot to mention she's probably an alcoholic.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (1MDGt)
I would assume that on board the spaceship, neither the druggie or the alky would have access to their poison, so both would unavoidably get clean and sober.
Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (1MDGt)
I would assume that on board the spaceship, neither the druggie or the alky would have access to their poison, so both would unavoidably get clean and sober.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (tkR6S)
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That list of 12 people vs spaceship?
No sex information for most of them.
I would exclude the Native American woman who desn't speak English. (fictitious person. I doubt that you'll find an adult NA who doesn't know English.)
Also exclude Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian, since he won't be useful in procreation.
What's an international student?
No sex information for most of them.
I would exclude the Native American woman who desn't speak English. (fictitious person. I doubt that you'll find an adult NA who doesn't know English.)
Also exclude Gay male, professional athlete who is a vegetarian, since he won't be useful in procreation.
What's an international student?
Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
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What if you have to redecorate when you get there?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)
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Well mount his head on the wall.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:18 PM (iayUP)
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Well mount his head on the wall.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
147
Talking to coworker about gaslighting which he said was a new term to him. Explained its a lie, then spread so others see well if two say this then will report this lie, then others see all these reports on z original lie it must be real all these people are reporting this.
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8)
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That was obvious from day one for anyone who knows the slightest thing about politics, especially local politics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex i
I have been saying it here since day one, but still no one has listened. In fact, our leader now endorses the guy.
That was obvious from day one for anyone who knows the slightest thing about politics, especially local politics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex i
I have been saying it here since day one, but still no one has listened. In fact, our leader now endorses the guy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:22 PM (GtQnE)
149
what if Trump's lawyers call Avenati as a witness ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 07:22 PM (us2H3)
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In the early days of "long" term space flights, like a few days in Gemini, space poopin' was a recognized problem because you were getting by with just the diaper. Typical NASA pre launch meal was high protein, low residue like steak and eggs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2023 07:22 PM (lz5hY)
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137 117 First time the crapper clogs up, they are gonna be in deep space shit.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
Goes in the replicator.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (AmoqO)
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I guess none of you have heard about the Captain's Log?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:11 PM (iayUP)
Yup.....all the Star Wars Star Trek nerds love their movies and crap but I don't ever remember seeing the shitter in any of those TV shows or movies.
In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
Goes in the replicator.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 07:19 PM (AmoqO)
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I guess none of you have heard about the Captain's Log?
Posted by: Ciampino - what did Spock find in Kirk's cabin? at March 31, 2023 07:22 PM (qfLjt)
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In Space, do people ever take a dump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Yep. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "floater".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Yep. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "floater".
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)
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I think we already knew. Diversity hires -- which are just political hires -- are a luxury good and you don't get to have luxury goods in a Biden Economy.
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Universities take the opposite approach. They'll destroy their IT support, administrative support, and physical facilities infrastructure before they'll fire a single member of the DEI department.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)
Universities have been around since 1000 AD or so. They know they don't need tech, just a monopoly on the staff and professor hires so they can turn out the drones.
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Universities take the opposite approach. They'll destroy their IT support, administrative support, and physical facilities infrastructure before they'll fire a single member of the DEI department.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:08 PM (BpYfr)
Universities have been around since 1000 AD or so. They know they don't need tech, just a monopoly on the staff and professor hires so they can turn out the drones.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2023 07:23 PM (eoQWY)
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I'd rather Mary Ann than Ginger.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:23 PM (q4inm)
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I guess none of you have heard about the Captain's Log?
Posted by: Ciampino - what did Spock find in Kirk's cabin?
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Captain's log: stardate 92-33-00. Very satisfying.
Posted by: Ciampino - what did Spock find in Kirk's cabin?
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Captain's log: stardate 92-33-00. Very satisfying.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
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Talking to coworker about gaslighting which he said was a new term to him. Explained its a lie, then spread so others see well if two say this then will report this lie, then others see all these reports on z original lie it must be real all these people are reporting this.
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe
You could have just told him to watch the movie😀
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe
You could have just told him to watch the movie😀
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (q4inm)
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Exactly. The guy has some practical skills, and these days, an accusation is not a conviction. Hell, even convictions are bullshit, these days.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Exactly. The guy has some practical skills, and these days, an accusation is not a conviction. Hell, even convictions are bullshit, these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (tkR6S)
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The five women, plus the med student, cop, and athlete. Yes, the athlete is gay, but he can still father children. Just close your eyes and think of England's boarding schools.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (BRHaw)
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I'm not getting ads with people brushing their toes anymore. Now they are brushing their noses. I hope they are not using the same toothbrush.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (iayUP)
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Gah, miscounted. The four women, plus med student, cop, athlete, and Asian boy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:25 PM (wmDcS)
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What's an international student?
Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
You know "the international man of mystery"? Sort of like that but without the air of mystery and danger, and generally without charisma or good grooming, but with a taste for Calculus and Software Engineering at 21 credit hours a semester.
Except the South American ladies. Yowza!
Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
You know "the international man of mystery"? Sort of like that but without the air of mystery and danger, and generally without charisma or good grooming, but with a taste for Calculus and Software Engineering at 21 credit hours a semester.
Except the South American ladies. Yowza!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:26 PM (xhaym)
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In Space No One Can Hear You Shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:26 PM (BRHaw)
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What's an international student?
Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
If *you* had come to the US for a semester in high school you would have been an "International student".
Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at March 31, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt)
If *you* had come to the US for a semester in high school you would have been an "International student".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 07:26 PM (nC+QA)
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That is a quote from Lincoln. Lincoln knew that Christianity was central to American greatness. Even though by some accounts he wasn't a believer himself.
We have lost that and that is why we are in the place we are now.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (qP50E)
Lincoln, like a lot of frontier folk, didn't have any organized religion since they were too far from a church of any sort to attend. But they all believed in God and were Christians, probably a flavor of Protestant.
We have lost that and that is why we are in the place we are now.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 07:16 PM (qP50E)
Lincoln, like a lot of frontier folk, didn't have any organized religion since they were too far from a church of any sort to attend. But they all believed in God and were Christians, probably a flavor of Protestant.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (eoQWY)
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The four women, plus med student, cop, athlete, and Asian boy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Not sure why people think he's going to actually provide medical services.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Not sure why people think he's going to actually provide medical services.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (5u1+1)
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158 The five women, plus the med student, cop, and athlete. Yes, the athlete is gay, but he can still father children. Just close your eyes and think of England's boarding schools.
Posted by: Colorado Alex i
No, take the accountant instead of the athlete. Proven breeder, plus can do basic math.
Posted by: Colorado Alex i
No, take the accountant instead of the athlete. Proven breeder, plus can do basic math.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (fUnHJ)
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160 I'm not getting ads with people brushing their toes anymore. Now they are brushing their noses. I hope they are not using the same toothbrush.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:25
PM (iayUP)
Carlin said hair and teeth and asshole can be clean with 1 brush.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:25
PM (iayUP)
Carlin said hair and teeth and asshole can be clean with 1 brush.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (BRHaw)
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"DEI training asks scholars which ethnicities should just die already."
Back in the early 80s, I had a variant of this question, disguised as critical thinking skills building, posed for 2 years running, in junior high English.
We were essentially placed in the role of Kodos the Executioner, deciding life or death on a space colony.
I'm ashamed to say that I answered it straight the first year, which bugged me so much that I blasted the premises when the lazy TA posed it again the following year.
My cowardice the first time bugged me for years. About a decade ago, I figured out that our answers are probably in our permanent record somewhere.
These assholes have been laying the groundwork for Social Credit Scoring for a long time.
Back in the early 80s, I had a variant of this question, disguised as critical thinking skills building, posed for 2 years running, in junior high English.
We were essentially placed in the role of Kodos the Executioner, deciding life or death on a space colony.
I'm ashamed to say that I answered it straight the first year, which bugged me so much that I blasted the premises when the lazy TA posed it again the following year.
My cowardice the first time bugged me for years. About a decade ago, I figured out that our answers are probably in our permanent record somewhere.
These assholes have been laying the groundwork for Social Credit Scoring for a long time.
Posted by: ogmrobvious at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XKgtk)
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Racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
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He's my first pick as a crewmate. The context makes it clear he's just a white guy who is a cop.
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We might need this guy if the Martians aren't friendly.
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He's my first pick as a crewmate. The context makes it clear he's just a white guy who is a cop.
Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (sIl7T)
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They don't identify the sex of four of the candidates.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:28 PM (q4inm)
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A movie on Amazon Prime, After the Dark, kind of explores this same question. Starring James D'arcy and Ginny Weaseley.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:29 PM (GtQnE)
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149 what if Trump's lawyers call Avenati as a witness ?
Posted by: REDACTED
That would be AMAZING!!!
Posted by: REDACTED
That would be AMAZING!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 07:29 PM (2graF)
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"They don't identify the sex of four of the candidates."
Gender neutral or not sure. Just like 33% of the population.
Gender neutral or not sure. Just like 33% of the population.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:29 PM (iayUP)
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These assholes have been laying the groundwork for Social Credit Scoring for a long time.
Posted by: ogmrobvious at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XKgtk)
It taught me that my fellow students felt I was completely disposable. That wasn't on the curriculum for 9th grade I think.
Posted by: ogmrobvious at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (XKgtk)
It taught me that my fellow students felt I was completely disposable. That wasn't on the curriculum for 9th grade I think.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (xhaym)
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Any AA hire who agreed to work for $190K deserves to get shitcanned.
Posted by: Michael Obama at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (sWM8x)
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In the novel I'm currently reading, a group of astronauts are traveling to Pluto to investigate a 40-year-old Russian spacecraft orbiting it.
Along the way, there is commentary about the differences between zero-g pooping and low-g (0.1g) pooping.
In the logs from the Russian spacecraft, one of the cosmonauts volunteered to clean the latrines for a month in exchange for getting to take an EVA near Saturn just to take a picture. (It's very dangerous due to the radiation emitted by Saturn).
Along the way, there is commentary about the differences between zero-g pooping and low-g (0.1g) pooping.
In the logs from the Russian spacecraft, one of the cosmonauts volunteered to clean the latrines for a month in exchange for getting to take an EVA near Saturn just to take a picture. (It's very dangerous due to the radiation emitted by Saturn).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (BpYfr)
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Yes, the athlete is gay, but he can still father children.
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He is also going to potentially prevent the reproduction of those children and the end of humanity. There is no way he goes, much less reproduces in disgust and then helps teach the kids why they're gay, too.
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He is also going to potentially prevent the reproduction of those children and the end of humanity. There is no way he goes, much less reproduces in disgust and then helps teach the kids why they're gay, too.
Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (sIl7T)
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"But can you pass the coding interview?"
They should start with that. Best way to streamline the process, weed out the duds right away.
They should start with that. Best way to streamline the process, weed out the duds right away.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (MvF+J)
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150 In the early days of "long" term space flights, like a few days in Gemini, space poopin' was a recognized problem because you were getting by with just the diaper. Typical NASA pre launch meal was high protein, low residue like steak and eggs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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I read an article about that. Duting Apollo, they had a plastic bag with an adhesive collar that was stuck to the butt. Had a finger insert molded into the bag. Didn't work all that well. Whizzing involved putting on a condom-like arrangement connected to a tube that went outside into space. The liquid would flash-freeze in the vacuum and a cloud of glittering ice crystals would form. One astronaut noted the beauty of the cloud.
Starting with Skylab, there was a commode equipped with a vacuum cleaner arrangement.
150 In the early days of "long" term space flights, like a few days in Gemini, space poopin' was a recognized problem because you were getting by with just the diaper. Typical NASA pre launch meal was high protein, low residue like steak and eggs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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I read an article about that. Duting Apollo, they had a plastic bag with an adhesive collar that was stuck to the butt. Had a finger insert molded into the bag. Didn't work all that well. Whizzing involved putting on a condom-like arrangement connected to a tube that went outside into space. The liquid would flash-freeze in the vacuum and a cloud of glittering ice crystals would form. One astronaut noted the beauty of the cloud.
Starting with Skylab, there was a commode equipped with a vacuum cleaner arrangement.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (FPgfB)
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Trump just released a statement claiming that in the last 24 hours he's raised over $4 million. and 25% of the money came from first time donors.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lincoln is on my prayer list. I pray for the dead and they pray for me.
Yeah, he wasn't a church-going man, but he certainly was a man who faithfully did His will.
Yeah, he wasn't a church-going man, but he certainly was a man who faithfully did His will.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 07:31 PM (5u1+1)
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Anyone male who chooses the gay guy is either gay or in the closet.
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:31 PM (q4inm)
Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 31, 2023 07:31 PM (sIl7T)
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Anybody asked ChatGPT that lifeboat question?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:31 PM (MvF+J)
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In Space No One Can Hear You Shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:26 PM (BRHaw)
........
But the fart bubbles are a real problem.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:26 PM (BRHaw)
........
But the fart bubbles are a real problem.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
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That who would you leave behind worksheet . . . they all seem pretty marginal to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 07:32 PM (KFhLj)
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The interrogator of the Interior Secretary numnut so badly wanted to say "Deb, you ignorant slut".
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (eOEVl)
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I think 8 is too few to start a sustainable colony, but when reestablishing the species you need women to have babies, so they all make the cut, &young, fit males to build it, so no to the 60 year old, disabled guy, kid & probably the addict (unless the gay guy won't switch hit)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (K3VqA)
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Starting with Skylab, there was a commode equipped with a vacuum cleaner arrangement.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (FPgfB)
On reviewing the specs of the Skylab toilet, Jerry Pournelle reportedly quipped, "Apparently the sh*t is supposed to hit the fan"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 07:30 PM (FPgfB)
On reviewing the specs of the Skylab toilet, Jerry Pournelle reportedly quipped, "Apparently the sh*t is supposed to hit the fan"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (xhaym)
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all those training and team meetings were actually meant to get her lame-ass up to speed so she could be useful in the corporation.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
She worked hard at and earned her worthlessness to the corp.
Drank lots of nice tea though. So, she had that workin' for her.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (mm6iK)
I doubt it. Rather, being racists like all liberals they didn't care what she did or learned since they had done their lip service by hiring her at a high price.
Another "job" a lot of these Admin doing nothing hires had, in my opinion, is be whores for the management. There's literally little other reason for these young girls being given wine on tap, and then having "team building" parties right after work closes. Watching that "A day in the life" video everyone quotes has it jumping out at you - drinks, dark areas to be alone, parties, probably a bit of travel to another company with its own stable.
Sounds like Miss Priss thought she was all that and hired for her fabulousness and never had to change or learn anything.
She worked hard at and earned her worthlessness to the corp.
Drank lots of nice tea though. So, she had that workin' for her.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2023 07:06 PM (mm6iK)
I doubt it. Rather, being racists like all liberals they didn't care what she did or learned since they had done their lip service by hiring her at a high price.
Another "job" a lot of these Admin doing nothing hires had, in my opinion, is be whores for the management. There's literally little other reason for these young girls being given wine on tap, and then having "team building" parties right after work closes. Watching that "A day in the life" video everyone quotes has it jumping out at you - drinks, dark areas to be alone, parties, probably a bit of travel to another company with its own stable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (eoQWY)
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Yeah, he wasn't a church-going man, but he certainly was a man who faithfully did His will.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
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The Lincoln who suspended habeas corpus?
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
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The Lincoln who suspended habeas corpus?
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)
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189 That who would you leave behind worksheet . . . they all seem pretty marginal to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 07:32 PM (KFhLj)
Yeah. We're not allowed to have an engineer, or a mechanic, or a farmer. Unless the "you," the person choosing, is all of those things combined, you're sorta screwed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 07:32 PM (KFhLj)
Yeah. We're not allowed to have an engineer, or a mechanic, or a farmer. Unless the "you," the person choosing, is all of those things combined, you're sorta screwed.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (OX9vb)
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No, take the accountant instead of the athlete. Proven breeder, plus can do basic math.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (fUnHJ)
His wife is pregnant, which means his genetic material is already going aboard. Need to bring someone else instead to improve genetic diversity. Plus, math is covered by the Asian kid.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (fUnHJ)
His wife is pregnant, which means his genetic material is already going aboard. Need to bring someone else instead to improve genetic diversity. Plus, math is covered by the Asian kid.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (wmDcS)
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I'm taking Ginger.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (KAi1n)
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>>> choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers...
Keep all the young women for rebuilding the populous,
Keep the old man, accountant, and 12 yr old boy,
Kill the rest...
and I am the racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force and will make it happen.
Keep all the young women for rebuilding the populous,
Keep the old man, accountant, and 12 yr old boy,
Kill the rest...
and I am the racist armed police officer who has been accused of using excessive force and will make it happen.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 31, 2023 07:35 PM (vrN+N)
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It's not gay if you leave your space helmet on and don't look down.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
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On reviewing the specs of the Skylab toilet, Jerry Pournelle reportedly quipped, "Apparently the sh*t is supposed to hit the fan"
Posted by: Kindltot
Was it a fan, or a venturi vacuum generator? I would have used a vacuum generator (also called ejector.)
Posted by: Kindltot
Was it a fan, or a venturi vacuum generator? I would have used a vacuum generator (also called ejector.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:35 PM (GtQnE)
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I think 8 is too few to start a sustainable colony, but when reestablishing the species you need women to have babies, so they all make the cut, &young, fit males to build it, so no to the 60 year old, disabled guy, kid & probably the addict (unless the gay guy won't switch hit)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (K3VqA)
Asian kid would be a go. He can start fathering kids in a couple years, whereas a middle-aged dude has increased risk of keeling over from heart disease.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 31, 2023 07:33 PM (K3VqA)
Asian kid would be a go. He can start fathering kids in a couple years, whereas a middle-aged dude has increased risk of keeling over from heart disease.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (wmDcS)
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The Lincoln who suspended habeas corpus?
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
The Republic was founded by Freemasons. God has be kind to us nonetheless.
The Lincoln who suspended habeas corpus?
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
The Republic was founded by Freemasons. God has be kind to us nonetheless.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (5u1+1)
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DEVELOPING: ‘Level 3 Mass Casualty’ Event Declared After Catastrophic Tornado Rips Through Little Rock, Arkansas – 600+ Injured
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (BRHaw)
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Anyone male who chooses the gay guy is either gay or in the closet.
Posted by: polynikes
Or doesn't want competition.
Posted by: polynikes
Or doesn't want competition.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (KAi1n)
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"Was it a fan, or a venturi vacuum generator? I would have used a vacuum generator (also called ejector.)"
Hilsch tube bidet.
Hilsch tube bidet.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (MvF+J)
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DEVELOPING: ‘Level 3 Mass Casualty’ Event Declared After Catastrophic Tornado Rips Through Little Rock, Arkansas – 600+ Injured
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (BRHaw)
Trump should call SHS and offer to help ship in whatever supplies are needed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (BRHaw)
Trump should call SHS and offer to help ship in whatever supplies are needed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:37 PM (wmDcS)
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I think 8 is too few to start a sustainable colony
In order to have sufficient genetic diversity, I believe you need several hundred individuals. They're going to look like Deliverance soon.
In order to have sufficient genetic diversity, I believe you need several hundred individuals. They're going to look like Deliverance soon.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2023 07:37 PM (eOEVl)
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While we plan the never-happen (political, legal) responses to whatever it is we believe the Left have done, they are running ten more operations, which we will find out about in different measures over the next four to five years. In which time they will have ten more to deploy.
I remember telling ace a very long time ago that the Left plans these things at least three years in advance (for contemporary times we'll say that for example in 2017 while the War on Women raged, they knew this tranny stuff was coming to take center stage) and as of now they know what buckets of piss will be dumped on our heads in 2025 and 2026.
Ace didn't believe me. Not at all. I'm not making fun here or saying I told you so. I am just explaining how "it" works. I mostly just talk to myself.
I remember telling ace a very long time ago that the Left plans these things at least three years in advance (for contemporary times we'll say that for example in 2017 while the War on Women raged, they knew this tranny stuff was coming to take center stage) and as of now they know what buckets of piss will be dumped on our heads in 2025 and 2026.
Ace didn't believe me. Not at all. I'm not making fun here or saying I told you so. I am just explaining how "it" works. I mostly just talk to myself.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (BXxcV)
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60 year old is probably a woke karen
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (fUnHJ)
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206 "Was it a fan, or a venturi vacuum generator? I would have used a vacuum generator (also called ejector.)"
Years back there were some swimming pool drains like that. Sucked peoples intestines right out of their butt if they sat on it right. Recalled, probably.
Years back there were some swimming pool drains like that. Sucked peoples intestines right out of their butt if they sat on it right. Recalled, probably.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (MvF+J)
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Oh great. All that pee and poo is still out there because nothing decays in space.
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (OUiUM)
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DEVELOPING: ‘Level 3 Mass Casualty’ Event Declared After Catastrophic Tornado Rips Through Little Rock, Arkansas – 600+ Injured
Posted by: rhennigantx
.........
Oh no.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Oh no.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 07:39 PM (v0R5T)
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Lincoln who suspended habeas corpus?
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
The Republic was founded by Freemasons. God has be kind to us nonetheless.
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In spite of the tyrants like Lincoln.
I think Christ was on the other side of that experience.
The Republic was founded by Freemasons. God has be kind to us nonetheless.
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In spite of the tyrants like Lincoln.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 07:39 PM (kj5Hc)
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Trump just released a statement claiming that in the last 24 hours he's raised over $4 million. and 25% of the money came from first time donors.
Posted by: JackStraw
Epstein was wealthy as well …
Posted by: JackStraw
Epstein was wealthy as well …
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic. . . at March 31, 2023 07:39 PM (jonTH)
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Local news just showed damage footage from Little Rock. It's pretty bad and I couldn't identify the neighborhoods shown.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 31, 2023 07:40 PM (lz5hY)
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Was it a fan, or a venturi vacuum generator? I would have used a vacuum generator (also called ejector.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:35 PM (GtQnE)
Supposedly a fan. Though there may have been changes before it flew.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:35 PM (GtQnE)
Supposedly a fan. Though there may have been changes before it flew.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:40 PM (xhaym)
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> DEVELOPING: ‘Level 3 Mass Casualty’ Event Declared After Catastrophic Tornado Rips Through Little Rock, Arkansas – 600+ Injured
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More's on the way for everyone between Chicago and New Orleans. Get with it.
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More's on the way for everyone between Chicago and New Orleans. Get with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG)
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Reminds me of the joke about the plane that was going to crash because of it was overloaded. The only passengers were a french guy, a Mexican , an Englishman and a Texan. They threw everything out of the plane they could but still overloaded so the French guy said he would jump out to save the others and leaped out yelling Viva La France. Still overloaded so the Englishman said he also would sacrifice himself and leaped out the plane yelling God Save the Queen. But the plane was still overloaded and going down. So the Texan stepped toward the door and looked at the Mexican guy before pushing him out of the plane yelling Remember the Alamo !!!
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 07:41 PM (q4inm)
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)
Off Topic-I saw your earlier post (this morning) about picking up a copy of Brother Lawernce's writings. Have you read him before? I am at the end of a 40 page Lenten Devotional with his writings.Have you read his stuff before?. I htink he's wonderful. Thanks for letting me know about picking up the book, and God bless you!
Off Topic-I saw your earlier post (this morning) about picking up a copy of Brother Lawernce's writings. Have you read him before? I am at the end of a 40 page Lenten Devotional with his writings.Have you read his stuff before?. I htink he's wonderful. Thanks for letting me know about picking up the book, and God bless you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2023 07:41 PM (FUVRY)
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Oh great. All that pee and poo is still out there because nothing decays in space.
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (OUiUM)
*roars and shakes fist*
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (OUiUM)
*roars and shakes fist*
Posted by: Chewbacca, pressure washing the Milennium Falcon at March 31, 2023 07:42 PM (9tGrH)
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The world's gone mad. The whole fucking world's gone mad.
Posted by: Stating the obvious at March 31, 2023 07:43 PM (0avLl)
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>>Epstein was wealthy as well …
The slight difference is that Trump didn't do anything wrong. They will likely get him with a partisan NYC jury but I'd be shocked if this survives an appeal.
Bragg is literally invented crimes.
The slight difference is that Trump didn't do anything wrong. They will likely get him with a partisan NYC jury but I'd be shocked if this survives an appeal.
Bragg is literally invented crimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2023 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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*roars and shakes fist*
Posted by: Chewbacca, pressure washing the Milennium Falcon at March 31, 2023 07:42 PM (9tGrH)
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Quit yer bellyaching, ya fuzzball!
Half of it's yours!
Posted by: Chewbacca, pressure washing the Milennium Falcon at March 31, 2023 07:42 PM (9tGrH)
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Quit yer bellyaching, ya fuzzball!
Half of it's yours!
Posted by: Han Solo at March 31, 2023 07:44 PM (BpYfr)
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15 Did the motorcycle guy have only one testicle?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
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He lost the mate in a motorcycle chain incident.
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
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He lost the mate in a motorcycle chain incident.
Posted by: Ciampino - ouchee at March 31, 2023 07:44 PM (qfLjt)
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"All that pee and poo is still out there because nothing decays in space.
Posted by: torabora "
It's coagulating around Uranus.
Posted by: torabora "
It's coagulating around Uranus.
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:44 PM (iayUP)
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Not sure why people think he's going to actually provide medical services.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (jzzG
"Militant Med. student? Kermit Gosnell
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2023 07:27 PM (jzzG
"Militant Med. student? Kermit Gosnell
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 07:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic. . . at March 31, 2023 07:44 PM (jonTH)
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I remember telling ace a very long time ago that the Left plans these things at least three years in advance ...
Ace didn't believe me. Not at all. I'm not making fun here or saying I told you so. I am just explaining how "it" works. I mostly just talk to myself.
Posted by: ...
At least 20 years ago NPR was advocating open borders. If I check, can place the date exactly when they said borders were the greatest societal sin since slavery. At the time it sounded nuts, but it frightened me because even then I understood.
You are correct, but I think there are different phases KT linked a good piece a few weeks ago about their approach.
I remember telling ace a very long time ago that the Left plans these things at least three years in advance ...
Ace didn't believe me. Not at all. I'm not making fun here or saying I told you so. I am just explaining how "it" works. I mostly just talk to myself.
Posted by: ...
At least 20 years ago NPR was advocating open borders. If I check, can place the date exactly when they said borders were the greatest societal sin since slavery. At the time it sounded nuts, but it frightened me because even then I understood.
You are correct, but I think there are different phases KT linked a good piece a few weeks ago about their approach.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:45 PM (GtQnE)
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222 The world's gone mad. The whole fucking world's gone mad.
Posted by: Stating the obvious at March 31, 2023 07:43 PM (0avLl)
I went and did shit during COVID and people said I tried to kill them.
I will never get over that.
Posted by: Stating the obvious at March 31, 2023 07:43 PM (0avLl)
I went and did shit during COVID and people said I tried to kill them.
I will never get over that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:45 PM (BRHaw)
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Oh great. All that pee and poo is still out there because nothing decays in space.
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (OUiUM)
Well, generally anything in orbit suffers both from the impact of solar wind and from drag from the expanding and contracting exo-atmosphere. Eventually it should all decelerate a bit and start re-entry. Probably burn up on the way in, like shooting stars, for lovers to wish upon.
Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2023 07:38 PM (OUiUM)
Well, generally anything in orbit suffers both from the impact of solar wind and from drag from the expanding and contracting exo-atmosphere. Eventually it should all decelerate a bit and start re-entry. Probably burn up on the way in, like shooting stars, for lovers to wish upon.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym)
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Did you call your Congressman today?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2023 07:46 PM (7UtYL)
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>>It’s not the conviction I’m worried about.
Always a possibility. The left is driving the crazy to 11 and they show no sign of taking their foot off the gas.
Always a possibility. The left is driving the crazy to 11 and they show no sign of taking their foot off the gas.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2023 07:41 PM (FUVRY)
I haven't read him yet -- my Sunday School teacher recommended the book -- looking forward to reading it!
I haven't read him yet -- my Sunday School teacher recommended the book -- looking forward to reading it!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (KFhLj)
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"Probably burn up on the way in, like shooting stars, for lovers to wish upon.
Posted by: Kindltot "
Shouldn't that be a shooting shart?
Posted by: Kindltot "
Shouldn't that be a shooting shart?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (iayUP)
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Well, generally anything in orbit suffers both from the impact of solar wind and from drag from the expanding and contracting exo-atmosphere. Eventually it should all decelerate a bit and start re-entry. Probably burn up on the way in, like shooting stars, for lovers to wish upon.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym)
shitting star
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym)
shitting star
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (BRHaw)
238
Nude
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic. . . at March 31, 2023 07:48 PM (jonTH)
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Shouldn't that be a shooting shart?
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (iayUP)
Like a bolt out of the blue
Faeces steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a shart
Your dreams come true!
Posted by: fd at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (iayUP)
Like a bolt out of the blue
Faeces steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a shart
Your dreams come true!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 07:49 PM (xhaym)
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 31, 2023 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
I hope you will let me know what you think when you do read his stuff.
I hope you will let me know what you think when you do read his stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2023 07:49 PM (FUVRY)
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Same joke
pope boy scout and Kissinginger
Pope get parachute
Boy scout grabs his pack
Kissinger grabs pack and say I am smartest man in the world so I get the chut
Boy scout tells pope Kiss just jumped with my backpack
pope boy scout and Kissinginger
Pope get parachute
Boy scout grabs his pack
Kissinger grabs pack and say I am smartest man in the world so I get the chut
Boy scout tells pope Kiss just jumped with my backpack
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2023 07:50 PM (BRHaw)
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The piece KT posted was Rufo talking about the DeSantis policies toward FLA. He is former Lefty community organizer and he said the Left has a Narrative, Policy line, and Action line.
My contention is that they start selling the narrative for decades if necessary. Look at gun control, gay marriage, open borders,... they are working the narrative and changing policies that enable big changes decades in advance. They never sleep.
My contention is that they start selling the narrative for decades if necessary. Look at gun control, gay marriage, open borders,... they are working the narrative and changing policies that enable big changes decades in advance. They never sleep.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:51 PM (GtQnE)
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208 In order to have sufficient genetic diversity, I believe you need several hundred individuals. They're going to look like Deliverance soon.
I was forced to participate in something like this in my last role. I pointed this very thing out and said it didn’t really matter who stayed or went, everyone was doomed. I am positive I made it a frustrating experience for the facilitator.
I was forced to participate in something like this in my last role. I pointed this very thing out and said it didn’t really matter who stayed or went, everyone was doomed. I am positive I made it a frustrating experience for the facilitator.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2023 07:52 PM (pZz43)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 07:54 PM (Q4IgG)
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The spaceship question. There was a SF story: a man, his wife and 5 year old daughter, who think they may be the last on Earth. The two females fall in a trap and he can only get one out. Which one?
Posted by: Ciampino - philosophy versus practicality at March 31, 2023 07:55 PM (qfLjt)
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Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 07:51 PM (GtQnE)
Thank you I will look that up. Always looking to add to my arsenal. Most of my stuff is pure observation combined with learning and eventually naturally "getting" the left.
To my eternal shame I really thought Trump was beyond the margin of fraud. In a way he was, but I let my emotions interfere. I 10p% believed they would *try* and I got particularly worried in the last two weeks when every case in every state that mattered started breaking their way and outside of the Rule of Law. I pointed it out here but I still didn't believe they could pull it off with the numbers and states they needed.
Learned my lesson.
Thank you I will look that up. Always looking to add to my arsenal. Most of my stuff is pure observation combined with learning and eventually naturally "getting" the left.
To my eternal shame I really thought Trump was beyond the margin of fraud. In a way he was, but I let my emotions interfere. I 10p% believed they would *try* and I got particularly worried in the last two weeks when every case in every state that mattered started breaking their way and outside of the Rule of Law. I pointed it out here but I still didn't believe they could pull it off with the numbers and states they needed.
Learned my lesson.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2023 07:57 PM (BXxcV)
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How has Brexit gone? Have there been any real effects?
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (qP50E)
Like everything else, Brexit was smothered with "COVID! The Panic!"
The Left got everything they ever dreamed of, unopposed, because of a bad cold season.
I don't know. I don't follow Europe that closely.
Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (qP50E)
Like everything else, Brexit was smothered with "COVID! The Panic!"
The Left got everything they ever dreamed of, unopposed, because of a bad cold season.
Posted by: DaisyB at March 31, 2023 07:58 PM (AbL8c)
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Brexit is also known to this day in Britain as a purely racist "anti-immigration" movement. The Left never sleeps indeed.
Posted by: ... at March 31, 2023 08:01 PM (BXxcV)
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Asian kid would be a go. He can start fathering kids in a couple years, whereas a middle-aged dude has increased risk of keeling over from heart disease.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (wmDcS)
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If they've had the clotshot then any of them stand a good chance of keeling over.
Asian kid would be a go. He can start fathering kids in a couple years, whereas a middle-aged dude has increased risk of keeling over from heart disease.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 31, 2023 07:36 PM (wmDcS)
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If they've had the clotshot then any of them stand a good chance of keeling over.
Posted by: Ciampino - are you vaxx-positive? at March 31, 2023 08:05 PM (qfLjt)
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You want to think that there is some way this all ends peaceably and reasonably, but honestly there's no real chance of that. Oh it'll end - everything does -- but the cost will be paid in blood.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (IVOR/)
When one side is comprised of, at best, nihilistic death-cultists or, as I believe, minions of Satan ... yeah, it's going to be bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 06:42 PM (IVOR/)
When one side is comprised of, at best, nihilistic death-cultists or, as I believe, minions of Satan ... yeah, it's going to be bad.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 31, 2023 08:16 PM (pJWtt)
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"It presents a situation in which there is a spaceship leaving a doomed earth, and participants must choose only eight out of the 12 original passengers to be saved..."
____________
Not one damn person on that list has a skill that would make them at all useful on a spaceship or anywhere it might go. Maybe the medical student.
It shows you how far we've come in judging people solely by externalities.
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Not one damn person on that list has a skill that would make them at all useful on a spaceship or anywhere it might go. Maybe the medical student.
It shows you how far we've come in judging people solely by externalities.
Posted by: MartynWW at March 31, 2023 08:24 PM (Ur3df)
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The company that fired me for refusing the Jab had a bloated HR group who met with each other all the time, but were unavailable to help employees. They started a DEI initiative where each plant was supposed to appoint a DEI Champion. Their own inside mole at each location.
There were 22 employees at corporate, where no production occurred, and 6 HR whores shared among 14 manufacturing plants spread across the country. Make sense? Yeah.
Anyway, I hope to God they're all losing their jobs, freaking out about their finances, wondering if they'll lose their homes. Those are the thoughts that get me through the day.
There were 22 employees at corporate, where no production occurred, and 6 HR whores shared among 14 manufacturing plants spread across the country. Make sense? Yeah.
Anyway, I hope to God they're all losing their jobs, freaking out about their finances, wondering if they'll lose their homes. Those are the thoughts that get me through the day.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 31, 2023 08:29 PM (t0I9n)
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The Trump indictment seems like an intentional distraction from the RESIST Act.
And honestly, his response to it seems like he's part of the show.
And honestly, his response to it seems like he's part of the show.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 31, 2023 08:37 PM (yyynE)
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Made a mistake to actually read the linked articles.
DEI teams were hit because they didn't improve anything and actually worsened employee relations. Let's see when Factor the magazine goes under.
DEI teams were hit because they didn't improve anything and actually worsened employee relations. Let's see when Factor the magazine goes under.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 31, 2023 09:09 PM (UVyKP)
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I remember the no borders thing, but didn't remember which media was advocating it. I should of know it was NPR. At the time I thought it was a great idea being a college student and the professors ate up the idea, and the idea stuck with me. As many hair brain ideas do when your young.
Now in my old age I get a pamphlet from the VA telling me no offensive jokes or flirting (with male or female?) sexist remarks, groping, on and on and on.
Now in my old age I get a pamphlet from the VA telling me no offensive jokes or flirting (with male or female?) sexist remarks, groping, on and on and on.
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