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DOJ Finally Makes a Single Arrest In the Pregnancy Counselling Center Firebombings Case
NPR minimizes his crime as much as possible, and tries to make light of the whole matter.
How a half-eaten burrito led to charges in the firebombing of an anti-abortion officeFederal authorities say they've charged a suspect in connection with the firebombing of an anti-abortion lobbying group's office in Wisconsin -- nearly a year later, and with the help of a half-eaten burrito. The Department of Justice announced on Tuesday that it had arrested Madison, Wis., resident Hridindu Sankar Roychowdhury, 29, at an airport in Boston. He had a one-way ticket to Guatemala, the agency said. He has been charged with one count of attempting to cause damage by means of fire or an explosive, court documents show. "According to the complaint, Mr. Roychowdhury used an incendiary device in violation of federal law in connection with his efforts to terrorize and intimidate a private organization," Matthew Olsen, assistant attorney general of the DOJ's National Security Division, said in a statement.No actual terrorism charges, though. No "insurrection" charges. No even any "parading" charges.
If convicted, Roychowdhury would face a mandatory minimum penalty of five years and a maximum of up to 20 years in prison. "Violence is never an acceptable way for anyone to express their views or their disagreement," Robert Wells, assistant director of the FBI's Counterterrorism Division, said in a statement. "Today's arrest demonstrates the FBI's commitment to vigorously pursue those responsible for this dangerous attack and others across the country, and to hold them accountable for their criminal actions."Weird how there's so much terrorism in this case but no charges of actual terrorism. Despite the terroristic threat spraypainted on the building:
... WFA said in a statement after the attack that the office had been empty and no one had been injured.Ah, so humorous. The terrorist left a DNA sample behind at the scene of the firebombing, but it could not be identified, apart from being male. Or at least his DNA was Assigned Male at Collection (AMAC). That's a joke. They're not doing that... yet. In January, a "protester" spraypainted the terroristic threat "We will get revenge" in cursive at the state capitol to protest the shooting of an antifa shooter at that Atlanta cop training center construction site. The threat looked like the threat painted on the wall of the family counseling center. They identified the threat-maker as owning a Toyota Tacoma pickup truck, I guess maybe by following him through surveillance footage back to his vehicle. On March 1, an observer spotted the truck, and saw the terrorist drop a fast food bag out of his car. Littering, I think. The bag contained a half-eaten burrito. They swabbed that for DNA and found it matched the DNA sample Assigned Male at Collection from the pregnancy counseling center. Note that they could have just arrested him based on the match of the spraypainted handwriting, and then compelled a DNA sample. But you wouldn't want to infringe on the Free Speech Rights of an antifa terrorist! Their free speech rights are important! Instead, they left him alone and just got lucky with finding the half-eaten meal.
They went on to accuse liberals of hypocrisy and blamed Democratic leaders like Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers for suggesting "that violence is an acceptable tactic to employ."
Wisconsin officials on both sides of the aisle, including Evers, condemned the attack, as did the White House.
... The next part of the story involves a lot of forensics and a bit of fast food.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:06 PM (vkBMg)
I'll go fetch them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:06 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:07 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:07 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:08 PM (vkBMg)
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Is this a pun?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
Despite the terroristic threat spraypainted on the building:
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They aren't "terrorists," Ace. They're state-sponsored "freedom fighters."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
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At least he knows cursive, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (yQpMk)
That's a joke. They're not doing that... yet.
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They will as soon as it implicates a tranny. Can't be deadnaming or deadsexing people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
With 2 molotov cocktails left behind (only one actually worked.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (1tieC)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: TaliBob at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (HbnCB)
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (9221z)
It wasn't a saliva sample off the burrito, he fucked the burrito and it was full of jizz...
Calzones are better but it's easier to grab a fast food burrito when you need to pop a nut...
Posted by: Food Fucker at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (wGHSB)
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Unlucky. External factors compelled them to act. They'd have much rather never found it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: tbodie..Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (4dfLj)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:11 PM (fWTJL)
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He'll plea down. One year of jail and five of probation. He will serve half the jail sentence and then disappear into the projections of the NGO complex to avoid the probation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/2je8p4bh
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 02:11 PM (XSoJN)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:11 PM (fWTJL)
That should be a felony all on its own.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:11 PM (yQpMk)
You try spelling that out to a cheesehead every time you want a pizza and you'd blow up to.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (FhXTo)
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Calzones can be very hot. Best to let it cool before intercourse.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Food Fucker at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (wGHSB)
*Whew!*
Posted by: Toaster and Couch, in unison at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: turnout man at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (CIcwn)
That's a joke. They're not doing that... yet.
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They will as soon as it implicates a tranny. Can't be deadnaming or deadsexing people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
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Forensics is going to get pretty weird when investigators are not allowed to determine the gender of the victim or perpetrator based on DNA evidence.
Lead investigator: Well, looks like XY chromosome, so must be male!
Assistant: How dare you assign gender like that, sir!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (W2hoj)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:13 PM (Xd1wG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:13 PM (fWTJL)
Guy spray paints like a girl.
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM
Actually, in my humble opinion as someone who spray paints stuff for legitimate reasons, it's not that bad. Better than I could do without a lot of practice.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:13 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 02:14 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2023 02:14 PM (ma331)
Lead investigator: Well, looks like XY chromosome, so must be male!
Assistant: How dare you assign gender like that, sir!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (YIVH2)
Police bulletins will have to run along the lines of police are looking for an XY in a black hoodie.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:14 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 02:14 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (9+YF+)
Posted by: Food Fucker at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (wGHSB)
*Whew!*
Posted by: Toaster and Couch, in unison at March 30, 2023
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I'm going to remember this exchange when I next visit my local Italian restaurant. And they're gonna look at me funny when I order the calzone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (J2vNu)
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This is why you should never go out causing trouble on an empty stomach.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Larry Zorch at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (5/jRt)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Candidus at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (3IPTK)
The guy should be brought up on English abuse as well.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (vkBMg)
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An “observer”?
What the hell does that mean?
Were cops following him? Was a citizen tipped off and followed him?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (cMXNt)
In reference to the Pitch Clock item in the side bar, I'm all in favor of it. Way too much dicking around by both the batter and the pitcher the past 20 years.
Not thrilled that The Tribe is playing at 10:10pm tonight, but it's still baseball.
Go Tribe!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
no no no
they're activists
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:12 PM (YIVH2)
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Has this hit anthropology yet? I'll bet it has, seeing as how anthropology is an academic pursuit.
"Per carbon dating, the discovered skeleton belonged to an Egyptian woman who lived around 460 BCE"
"Woman? How do you know how the person self-identified?!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)
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Right? When will we start seeing the "We Stand With Christians" memes on social media?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:15 PM (J2vNu)
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I went to an Italian restaurant on Tuesday and almost ordered me a calzone. Now I'll never look at them the same again.
The Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets George Steinbrenner hooked on calzones is now extra creepy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (YIVH2)
Not thrilled that The Tribe is playing at 10:10pm tonight, but it's still baseball.
Go Tribe!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (CCSxw)
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Games were faster 30 years ago because they called more strikes.
Maybe the robot ump is the real solution to the time problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
So these centers exist to give women other options and support for those options. All part of choice, right? I mean these centers are necessarily opposed to abortion, but they aren't activist centers driving protests, they aren't lobbying, they're just there to help pregnant women out.
So... why target them? They didn't pass any laws. They didn't make any court decisions. They aren't enforcing any laws. They aren't setting up riots. Why target pregnancy centers? I mean you're all about women and choice, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (geLO8)
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The littering alone might add 30 days of community service to his sentence. Maybe they can assign him to protecting a planned parenthood abortion center.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: huerfano
A girl would have dotted the i's with little hearts or swastikas or something.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (3w+bw)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (2YtOq)
Fair but I'd submit that misses where we are. It will be, has been weaponized. The question is whether you are willing to enable it to be weaponized against you and yours, specifically, by failing to preempt those who would do so by weaponizing it against them. Put a thousand Pinochets in there, it's the only way you stand a chance against the thousand Maos.
Posted by: turnout man at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (CIcwn)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (j2Xg6)
Posted by: TaliBob at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (HbnCB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)
They exist to help women and children. All enemies of the State.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (yQpMk)
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Because to the leftists, choice means:
1. Do you want to kill your baby now?
2. Do you want to kill your baby right before it is delivered?
3. Do you want to kill your baby after it is delivered?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:19 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
They cause fewer abortions ergo they are bad, PPP told them so.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:19 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:19 PM (geLO8)
Re: top photo
handwriting analysis says: female
imo ymmv
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM
Interesting. I sorta agree. But a female handling a spray can of paint with that level of agility?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)
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Because abortion is a sacrament and anyone opposed to it is the enemy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Robert Denby at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (c+inO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)
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Interesting that as mental illness has started increasing rapidly among young females, we're getting more and more young female terrorists. Probably just a coincidence. Maybe it's the smartphones. It's not as if young mentally ill females are a net benefit to anyone or any particular movement.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (Xd1wG)
I'm guilty of that charge every July 4th. Good to know the DOJ is really bringing the hammer down on this guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
not her first time
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (1tieC)
Beat me to it.
"Ya snooze, ya lose" is a way of life in The Horde...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Robert Denby
Looks like they teach it in India.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (0hOvj)
That's a girls' writing on the wall. Maybe Mr. Roychowdhury is a F to M tranny.
Posted by: Frankly at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (DeXqY)
https://youtu.be/yAjo57cQJUs
Coming to a North American neighborhood near you!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (cnh8a)
whatever
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:19 PM (geLO
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There's a small grocery chain in the area that had a signed that said, "Everything we keep out of our food will help you live longer."
The idea they wanted to put across is that by keeping out insecticides and such, their food is healthier.
The way the sentence actually said it, though, it's the stuff that they keep out of the food that will help you live longer, so they're denying you that extra life.
Even marketing departments can be staffed with people who have no idea how the English language works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (Xd1wG)
In other news, Colorado is doing some legislation to restrict how pregnancy counseling centers can advertise. The local news did a long story on the legislation and repeatedly referred to pregnancy centers a “anti-abortion centers” as if there was no such thing as a place where pregnant women can get counseling and other resources to assist them while pregnant. Orwellian
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (/8z8V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (0hOvj)
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It can't be much more than, "abortions are sacred, and you're working to undo that sacred rite."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: turnout man at March 30, 2023 02:18 PM (CIcwn)
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I don't believe the DOJ is above arresting an innocent person in order to make it appear they're doing something. Furthermore, the DOJ is quite capable of creating criminals of convenience through infiltration and incitement.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (2YtOq)
Maybe the robot ump is the real solution to the time problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)
I remember seeing a documentary many moons ago, that focused on the "science" of hitting.
One of the tricks of the trade for the batter, if he missed a pitch, was to step out of the box for a minimum of 15 seconds before taking the next pitch.
Statistically, data showed that a batter who didn't re-set himself put in himself in a less advantageous position in terms of getting on base...by a significant percentage.
Thus all the stepping out of the box on each pitch.
That shit adds up over a game...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
not her first time
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:20 PM (geLO
Yeah, you should see her writing her name in the snow when she pees.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (2YtOq)
The primary purpose of the FBI is to frame innocent people.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:23 PM (yQpMk)
If it had been a fully-eaten burrito, the forensics would have proceeded far more rapidly.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:23 PM (MvF+J)
Not thrilled that The Tribe is playing at 10:10pm tonight, but it's still baseball.
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*takes a dim view of your comment*
Posted by: Mike The Human Rain Delay Hargrove at March 30, 2023 02:23 PM (VjEki)
That shit adds up over a game...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (CCSxw)
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Batters haven't been able to do that for a few years, and the league is STILL trying to find ways to shorten at bats.
Call more strikes. It's really that simple.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Any man stepping out of the box, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (jSUQu)
Not thrilled that The Tribe is playing at 10:10pm tonight, but it's still baseball.
Go Tribe!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (CCSxw)
No.
Yes, too much dicking around.
MLB should have a policy of speeding up the game, and umps should start calling automatic balls if the pitcher lags, or strikes if the batter dicks around.
Do that a few times, and shit gets adjusted really fast.
But, that involves some spine for the umps, who are sensitive little prissy boys.
Better to have some legalistic timer bullshit to avoid such 'hard' decisions, in their view.
I fear it will turn beisbol into NFL football.
Rant over, lol.
Go, Cubs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8)
I was at a lake recently. During winter they lower the lake level. It's still low. I was able to walk near this scary structure where the water is normally passing through at 10,000 gallons a second. Inside the walls? Spray painted graffiti. Not outside, but inside where it almost never is seen. Fvckers must love the challenge.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (enJYY)
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But quite a bit less intimidating. Sounds more like a slogan whereas what was written sounds like a threat.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (hDHPO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (9A3LN)
Thus all the stepping out of the box on each pitch.
That shit adds up over a game...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (CCSxw)
This is completely under the Umpires control. He can just point at the pitcher to pitch and it doesn't matter where the batter is. Indeed, stepping out of the box during a pitch is an automatic strike I believe.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (yQpMk)
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They lied. They are all about baby sacrifice and selling the parts.
Posted by: Spoiler Alert everything old is new again at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (uUgiF)
Posted by: Picric at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (NSTMQ)
Better to have some legalistic timer bullshit to avoid such 'hard' decisions, in their view.
I fear it will turn beisbol into NFL football.
Rant over, lol.
Go, Cubs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY
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Robot umps for balls and strikes, and a lot of the dumb drama goes away. Can't argue with a computer about whether that was too far inside or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Strike zone should be enlarged to cover the space from the team name of the chest to the knees.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Robert Denby
Looks like they teach it in India.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (vkBMg)
That's the first thing I saw when reading that graffiti...
Indian (with a dot)
The lower case "f" and the lower case "r" are tipoffs.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
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They made it smaller a couple of years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (enJYY)
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It was probably tagged 24 hours after they finished building it before they turned on the water flow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (YIVH2)
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Doctor: What shall we name the baby?
Parents: (drops box of Scrabble tiles on floor) Uhhh. . . Hridindu Sankar Roychowdhury.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v)
They lied. They are all about baby sacrifice and selling the parts.
Posted by: Spoiler Alert everything old is new again at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (uUgiF)
But when we go low, they go high. They told me so.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (hDHPO)
They are NOT for choice. Recall how the Left responded to Palins Downs baby and her daughter’s teen pregnancy. The love abortion, as Pelosi expresses when sh talks about it using religious terms, such as “sacrament.”
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (/8z8V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
Story of my life.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (hDHPO)
Not a winning message...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 02:28 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:28 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:29 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:29 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:29 PM (yQpMk)
A compelling argument for peaceful organization.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2023 02:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (yQpMk)
Up until now, there wasn't anything in the rules that gave an ump that much latitude ***between pitches***.
You are correct that a batter can have a strike called against him if he steps out of the box once the pitcher is in the act of delivering the ball.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM (LvTSG)
smaller strike zone = less strikes = longer game.
Not rocket science.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:29 PM (2YtOq)
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That's, honestly, bull. I know it's been part of the game forever, but it just means it's always been bull.
I'm fully on board with robot umps. I'm tired of Joe West.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
But the fans like home runs. Home runs = money. They don't give a shit how long the games are. How much time does the DH add to games?
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (hDHPO)
A compelling argument for peaceful organization.
==
It worked for us.
Posted by: Ghengis Khan and the Golden Horde at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (YtNMu)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: The Cynic at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Wait a minute.
This is bullsh*t.
I think the only reason they did anything is because this was the plot of some crappy detective show that Mrs D watches. It was on just the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (anj39)
Not rocket science.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)
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No, it's because batters step out of the box. Actually getting through at bats with fewer pitches has nothing to do with it.
/sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (eGTCV)
[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (2YtOq)
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Above it? They relish the opportunity!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (yQpMk)
And no hate crime charges?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (KiBMU)
@ Daily Mail
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO8)
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Robot umps with the ability to appeal to video (hopefully with fast turnaround).
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (j+8b7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (hDHPO)
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Baseball was far more popular when there were fewer home runs.
The "home runs = popularity" idea seems to be the same school of thinking that permeated most of 90s cultural institutions. The sort of thing that seems pretty good in practice but actually flies in the face of reality and has been shown to be largely wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (PCK5/)
Grass on the field.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:30 PM (hDHPO)
I hate 4 hour games...
Raise the mound back to 1960's heights.
2 1/2 hour games are just right...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (tkR6S)
@ Daily Mail
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO
++++
The Nashville PD's good deed keeps becoming more apparent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM (eGTCV)
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Vlad was a freak of nature. His kind of hitting is once in a generation.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (2YtOq)
They want complete and total control of the entire conversation. A pregnancy center might give the pregnant woman advice or information that isn't 100% gung-ho pro-abortion.
That's it. That's why these pregnancy centers drive them nuts.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (j2Xg6)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (j+8b7)
Posted by: The Cynic at March 30, 2023 02:31 PM
It's not to placate, just to give KJP something to point to when claiming fairness and balance.
Besides, you are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (9A3LN)
++++
My dad used to say of basketball, "just give each team 90 points and play the final two minutes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at March 30, 2023 02:10 PM (1tieC)
Hah! You beat me to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (PCK5/)
It was me...I went o/t.
sorry...sorta...not really.
PLAY BALL!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (j+8b7)
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And I'm sure they don't regularly abuse their authority by squeezing strike zones down and opening them up at will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
One guy I know postulated that there should be two people, one with a top view of the plate, and another with a side view. Each have 'Jeopardy' buttons. The first clicks if the ball is over the plate, the other clicks if the ball is above the knees/below the armpits ( or waist, or whatever). If both are true, STRIKE.
Interesting concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: polynikes
I've seen basketball. The game should be 3 minutes long.
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Jane Fonda on The View at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (/8z8V)
@ Daily Mail
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO
That's why it was 3rd on the list of possible targets. /s
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (9A3LN)
2 1/2 hour games are just right...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (CCSxw)
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MLB compensated for lowering the mound by finding taller pitchers.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (PCK5/)
It was me...I went o/t.
sorry...sorta...not really.
PLAY BALL!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (CCSxw)
Not objecting here, just wondered…
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM
Begun, the hardwood wars have.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v)
Ok, that was funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal
Hundred Comment Rule?
AoS version of the pitch clock
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM
Begun, the hardwood wars have.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Funny!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (PCK5/)
He picked a place where he could get plenty of burritos.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: polynikes
That's because they make that last 2 minutes last 20 minutes with commercials.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023
***
Many moons ago, when T. Rex's "Bang a Gong" was a chart hit, I recall seeing the band name spray-painted here on a railroad overpass -- over the Interstate. The only time that road, even then, was lightly traveled was in the dead of night. They sprayed it at midnight? Or they risked falling onto the highway and being smeared into paste by an 18-wheeler? The mind reels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)
it' pretty wild how the progs have activated their shock troops, black people gys and weirdos, abortion nuts.
It doesnt take much, just takes electronics.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (geLO8 )
Heh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
At least he knows cursive, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
(sigh) assigning gender, language-normative, and race based criticisms to a stunningly brave him/her is schismatic violence, hater.
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (eGTCV)
https://tinyurl.com/Shell-Rogan
The Twitter Files, and a lot more.
It's worse than you think.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (xlP5K)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (bhRsz)
See any Philadelphia v Milwaukee early 1980's payoff game
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (2YtOq)
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Why haven't they been banned yet for explosively killing seagulls?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (20gww)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
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It used to be a given a bad strike call would have an attending bad ball called.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Well if you want to dispute that, fine but baseball had a resurgence after the dumb strike due to the increase in home runs. The various home run chases brought baseball into a mainstream conversation it had largely been excised from.
Home runs mean money for batters. Plus they strike out plenty now (it just takes longer) which is $$$ for pitchers. So that's the game. Lots of strikeouts and lots of home runs. Economically driven just like the Umpires Union who will never allow robot balls and strikes.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (8hdjr)
Posted by: polynikes
That's because they make that last 2 minutes last 20 minutes with commercials.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (vkBMg)
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I was in an Irish pub in Rome with some friends (The Scholar's Lounge, look it up) and one of the girls in the group wanted to watch the end of a basketball game, so the bartender (an Italian) put it on. There was only five minutes left in the game, she assured him.
20 minutes later, it was still going with more than a minute left in game time. The Italian bartender was confused.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
'If abortions aren't Safe...'
Inappropriate Cap is interesting. Don't think a woman with superior cursive and spray paint methods would make that mistake.
Designed to deceive is my guess.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Simple Jack at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (bewti)
Go Tribe!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:16 PM (CCSxw)
Just checked the scoreboard and my the Nats are well on their way to another 100-plus loss season already. Heigh ho.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:36 PM (vkBMg)
Each team also use their remaining time outs and the team behind fouls.
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (9A3LN)
Heading off to his new career in customer support at direct TV.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4)
Is this the Indian version of "Dindu"? (nothing)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023
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"Hrududu," the rabbits' name for automobiles in Watership Down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 02:37 PM (xlP5K)
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (yQpMk)
https://youtu.be/yAjo57cQJUs
Coming to a North American neighborhood near you!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (cnh8a)
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No way. In this country, they won't be wood box planters sitting in the street. In this country, they'll be concrete barriers and if you attempt to remove them, they will send a cop or, more likely, a "citizen volunteer" to shoot you down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8)
Said by the same people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane Fonda on The View at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (/8z8V)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (anj39)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM (9A3LN)
++++
The two do seem to be at odds, don't they?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (rJ48h)
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COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Simple Jack at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (bew
Step out of the box get a night in the box,
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (anj39)
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I've been reliably informed that they've already been eliminated.
The A's have another fifteen minutes before they're eliminated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Ok that was funny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM
Arrgghhh! I'll be so glad when I get moved into the new house and have my station set up again!
Posted by: Bert G at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (fF0pk)
Posted by: DB - girding the loins at March 30, 2023 02:33 PM (geLO
Yeahhhhh, to a degree...
Baseball: you can be called out if it's a 3rd strike
Football: you only lose five yards, but not loss of down
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (fWTJL)
Bring back the deadball era!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (anj39)
At the moment, so does everyone else.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (PCK5/)
https://is.gd/VbC0dc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ZPjyc)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (rJ48h)
**********
well he's a guy so...
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ichPI)
The other 46 aren't any better.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
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Only effective away to be "seen" I guess.
Raise your hand if you ever thought you'd see the day where pedoism and child murder were essentially integrated into one of the official Two Party Platforms.
I did but not until about 2005.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (IgqCS)
Posted by: Half-Eaten Burrito at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:39 PM (anj39)
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I've been reliably informed that they've already been eliminated.
The A's have another fifteen minutes before they're eliminated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
***
Hey. Don't believe anything Bluebell tells ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (fWTJL)
Bring back the deadball era!
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No Gloves!!!
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (gD1S3)
Posted by: Veritas at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (s1dWN)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (geLO8
Right?
Posted by: Soccer at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (bewti)
But.
Japanese baseball to me is far more interesting, because complete game. Not just power hitting.
Minor/college versions of most sports far more entertaining, because pros have become such monstrous perfect athletes that .... the actual watchability of the game suffers. Hockey hardest hit. Speaking of which, I'm now counting how long at AHL games before I see a body check away from the boards/not from behind/not some lame "finishing" thing, usually along the boards. It's been several games so far.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
++++
Hamburgers are gay now?
Figures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
The Special Sauce is worrisome.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:32 PM (fWTJL)
Bring back the deadball era!
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Hit and run is better than hit and walk.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (fWTJL)
Pro aborts will argue that abortion should be a decision made solely between a woman and her doctor.
That's complete bullshit for at least a couple of reasons.
1. No pregnant woman is going to "her doctor" for an abortion. She'll go to a pregnancy termination center and talk to a pregnancy termination counselor who will refer the woman to an abortionist. None of those people is "her doctor." If she has a doctor, it's a general practitioner who is likely not consulted at all in this process.
2. Those people the woman is talking to will either leave the decision up to the woman or will advise abortion. If the woman is wavering in the decision (most likely), the abortion specialists will almost certainly NOT advise the woman to wait and think about it or possibly consider adoption.
We're not talking about a woman consulting with her long time GP as implied by the phrase, "a woman and her doctor." Not at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (j2Xg6)
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No Gloves!!!
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (gD1S3)
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Bring back the funny hats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TaliBob at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (HbnCB)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ichPI)
Since the nation is a giant flaming dumpster fire, I'd say that sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
So these centers exist to give women other options and support for those options. All part of choice, right? I mean these centers are necessarily opposed to abortion, but they aren't activist centers driving protests, they aren't lobbying, they're just there to help pregnant women out.
So... why target them? They didn't pass any laws. They didn't make any court decisions. They aren't enforcing any laws. They aren't setting up riots. Why target pregnancy centers? I mean you're all about women and choice, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)
wonderfully said.
but to ask the question is to answer it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
Dump TV and find a different commercial free way to watch what interests you if you must. It will be one of your best decisions ever.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (IgqCS)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM
-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
Posted by: 9X6RU at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)
https://is.gd/VbC0dc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
Go Big or go home...
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (K7t4/)
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Hagar at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ichPI)
In his defense, grotesque is a shape.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Good luck with that around here. It seems every other home has a tractor, skid loader, backhoe or truck big enough to pull a ATM out of a bank.
And the rest of them (and maybe us) have the wherewithal to stop those volunteers too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: Shep! at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (Q4CTL)
I was wondering why the nation's soul is penis-shaped.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 02:38 PM (BTgKJ)
I read that "heigh ho" in a resigned Connie Sachs voice...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (CCSxw)
https://is.gd/VbC0dc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)
I would be her designated hitter.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (MvF+J)
Figures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)
It was Fries actually 😀
And of course they doubled down and made the older homo couple interracial.
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Frankly at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (DeXqY)
I guess we'll never know for sure until they do the autopsy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (tkR6S)
Oh, and college roundball isn't always 110-103 (with most of the basic rules suspended, too). SDSU (Still Drunk, Still Uneducated) Aztecs beat Creighton and combined the two barely broke 100. NBA has been unwatchable for decades, to me. College not so much - though I don't actually follow it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (OTzUX)
Minor/college versions of most sports far more entertaining, because pros have become such monstrous perfect athletes that .... the actual watchability of the game suffers. Hockey hardest hit. Speaking of which, I'm now counting how long at AHL games before I see a body check away from the boards/not from behind/not some lame "finishing" thing, usually along the boards. It's been several games so far.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (OTzUX)
Never watched much Japanese baseball: any Japanese baseball, actually.
But I did watch the World Baseball Classic earlier this month, and it was pretty fun. No pitch clock or other forms of MLB meddling, for one thing.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (bhRsz)
And the rest of them (and maybe us) have the wherewithal to stop those volunteers too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (vkBMg)
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Then you're rural. This isn't for rural areas, it's for urban areas. First they convert the cities into prisons, then they force the people in the countryside into the city. First, this is done through deliberate decay - power lines will go down and not be fixed, roads won't be repaired, chain stores will close, etc. For the recalcitrant holdouts, they will try to use force but there won't be many because rural living will become essentially premodern.
This is essentially what "Agenda 21" is all about.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
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I was thinking it was Ed McMahon.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 30, 2023 02:35 PM
-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .
Posted by: 9X6RU at March 30, 2023 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)
What a gyp!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (CCSxw)
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (BTgKJ)
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What am I chopped liver?
Posted by: Bill Veeck at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (Q4CTL)
I guess the lesson here is: always finish your burrito
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (vkBMg)
++++
Was she? Please accept this busty brunette as an apology:
https://is.gd/X967ma
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
I guess the lesson here is: always finish your burrito
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (ENBF0)
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And then baseball will be saved!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:40 PM (9A3LN)
______________________
To be fair, Ronald McDonald always was a little light in the step. And Hamburglar may well have been Dickburglar. So nothing new here . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (ichPI)
I hate the vile commie left with such fever I can only pray for saving from my own thoughts
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (jmDe3)
Seriously ? A few mentally ill "people" shape the soul of our Nation ? We are so screwed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (vkBMg)
++++
Was she? Please accept this busty brunette as an apology:
https://is.gd/X967ma
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
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This is also a repeat. Do another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (ENBF0)
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Nah. The lesson is, "don't litter."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Soccer at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (bewti)
Figures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"
Mayor McDickcheese.
Posted by: Hagar
The HamBuggerer
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 02:44 PM (OTzUX)
This year's March Madness has seen more defense than the whole NBA could muster in the past decade.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (bhRsz)
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
32m
BREAKING: Leftist insurrectionists physically attack police trying to gain entry into Tennessee State Capitol
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bill Veeck at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (Q4CTL)
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You at least understood baseball was about entertainment.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (GD2xa)
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No Gloves!!!
Posted by: Too many umps are just dipshits at March 30, 2023 02:41 PM (gD1S3)
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Bring back the funny hats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023
Bring back 10 cents beer night!
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (H4JoC)
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Surf's up, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!!
Ah haha haha haha haha haaaaaa!!!!
Posted by: The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Veritas at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (s1dWN)
you're joking
tell me you're joking
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8)
But I did watch the World Baseball Classic earlier this month, and it was pretty fun. No pitch clock or other forms of MLB meddling, for one thing.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (bhRs
Mr Baseball was a pretty enjoyable movie. Tom Selleck seems always to be good .
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (NpAcC)
May I suggest using your nightstick, Officer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (yQpMk)
Pro aborts will argue that abortion should be a decision made solely between a woman and her doctor.
That's complete bullshit for at least a couple of reasons.
3. If the father is on the hook for childcare, he should also have a say. Whichever way it goes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (4IClK)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (NpAcC)
May I suggest using your nightstick, Officer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
We gave you fucking guns! Use them!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 02:48 PM (4IClK)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:43 PM (CCSxw)
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (BTgKJ)
Same British roots...heh.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:48 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (/8z8V)
Read between the lines: Democrats believe that black women are so stupid, they might go to the "wrong" clinic and be convinced not to abort their child.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 02:48 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (yQpMk)
No actual terrorism charges, though.
No "insurrection" charges.
No even any "parading" charges.
It's normal to start with one charge ("holding charge") and then add the other charges later. If you charge early you run into speedy trial issues if you are running late with forensics. Also, with arresting him at the airport as he was leaving, this was probably the only charge that would stick at that moment
Note that they could have just arrested him based on the match of the spraypainted handwriting, and then compelled a DNA sample
Handwriting analysis has been under criticism lately, and handwriting analysis of spraypaint has to be less accurate. I doubt they could get an arrest warrant based on that.
Instead, they left him alone and just got lucky with finding the half-eaten meal.
Or they had him under surveilance and waited for him to voluntarily give him a DNA sample by littering.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (xttsV)
you're joking
tell me you're joking
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO
***
So...perversion is totally legit now eh?
Oh the possibilities!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (anj39)
https://is.gd/X967ma
Posted by: Joe Mannix
"Sorry, the link you accessed doesn't exist on our service. Please keep in mind that our shortened links are case sensitive and may contain letters and number"
Was that a good link?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (vkBMg)
Or "Democrat Fake Black"?
Or "Ignoramus Attempted Lincolnesque Rhetoric Redux"?
I get confused.
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (5FPX4)
Should not have pile-driven Kate last night.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (4IClK)
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That cannot be allowed to happen. Men do not have rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: MacDonalds Marketing Dept. at March 30, 2023 02:50 PM (bewti)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (vkBMg)
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Works for me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)
And by Korean baseball I mean short videos of the cheerleaders posted on YouTube.
Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)
but will take time to raise a family at home after she marries her boyfriend Tom Washington Jones.
https://tinyurl.com/yckwetdw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (FUVRY)
I just worked 9X5RU in Rwanda on 15m, and I am happy as a lark. I'm punch-pleased.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination
Got 'em on 12,10,17,30 and 15 so far.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (63Dwl)
And how exactly do transgenders shape it?
[insert Judybats “Being Simple” song here]
Souls cannot be taken, they’re land and they’re loud
Yours merely whispers, lately seems its shrinking ,
I wish it would speak…
Posted by: Jane Fonda on The View at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (/8z8V)
And by Korean baseball I mean short videos of the cheerleaders posted on YouTube.
Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)
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While eating Korean barbeque.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
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So the funny thing is that you say "premodern" as if that is a bug, and not a feature. No, really, lets all depend on a flimsy supply chain and JIT delivery for EVERYTHING.
Frankly, living in a prison city or living independently even if it means no cable and limitations on energy is still a pretty easy choice for me. But I'm not that big on tech. Food, heating, modest medical care is enough. I'm not looking for open heart surgery or anything. Take my appendix out if needed, fix a bone break. Deliver babies. I just make do without a colonoscopy every 10 years. *Sad face*
Posted by: Bill Veeck at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Q4CTL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (yQpMk)
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"Disperse or be shot!"
-- The
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (eHRtL)
Not those bigoted 9 year olds
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (bs+z0)
Statistically, data showed that a batter who didn't re-set himself put in himself in a less advantageous position in terms of getting on base...by a significant percentage.
Thus all the stepping out of the box on each pitch.
That shit adds up over a game...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (CCSxw)
I remember Bill James (the first new statistics guy) noticing that the on base percentage of a batter if a pickoff move to first was in the same at bat was noticably lower. Therefore he (jokingly) suggested all pitchers make a pickoff throw for every batter even if nobody was on base.
He also noted that pitchers that took a long time between pitches had lower had more errors behind them, presumably the fielders got inattentive.
But a major reason these days is with the massive use of strikeout pitchers and everyone able to hit a homer in smaller stadiums, nobody is just trying to fool the batter and get easy grounders and fly balls.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:46 PM (NpAcC)
The right to assemble and to protest one's government is at the very foundation of American democracy.
Posted by: The FBI at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (bpQTD)
And by Korean baseball I mean short videos of the cheerleaders posted on YouTube.
Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 02:50 PM (h5TKJ)
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The Orientals need to get on making their games available.
I'd pay for access to stream Korean, Taiwanese or Japanese baseball. Let me watch it on my smart TV and I'll pay for it. I paid $120/year for the MLB before they decided to go woke. I'd pay probably $50 a year for one of the Oriental leagues.
I love baseball, but fuck the MLB. I'd buy the game from abroad if they'd let me do it. I don't care about not understanding the announcers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)
I dunno. But I bet at some point it involves trying to queef out of a penis.
Posted by: Veritas at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (s1dWN)
Transgender Americans shape our Nation’s soul — proudly serving in the military, curing deadly diseases, holding elected office, running thriving businesses, fighting for justice, raising families, and much more.
at whitehouse dot gov / briefings
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (geLO8)
Not those bigoted 9 year olds
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (bs+z0)
I didn't know they were doing bottom surgery on the soul.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (eoQWY)
When the Royals won their first World Series, they had at least 3 guys that hit inside the park homeruns that year.
Seeing a guy go from 1st to third on a single is WAY for exciting than a home run
MHOO
Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (lEloT)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023
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Was she? Please accept this busty brunette as an apology:
https://is.gd/X967ma
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023
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This is also a repeat. Do another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023
***
Joe, they're just trying to get you to post more pics.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
https://is.gd/X967ma
Posted by: Joe Mannix
"Sorry, the link you accessed doesn't exist on our service. Please keep in mind that our shortened links are case sensitive and may contain letters and number"
Was that a good link?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 02:49 PM (vkBMg)
***
Ir works but I'd recommend sticking with the blonde.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Genoowine Joe FB at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (FUVRY)
Put her in a wheat field and she goes wild.
Like the chick in Porky's in the locker room.
:;
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (ufFY8)
That is a major part, but they are losing popularity and the number one complaint is length of game. I mean, football games last as long but they pad it out with loud music and graphics and shouting so it feels exciting or at least not as dull.
But they have made like 18 rules that make the game longer, such as instant replay challenges, so its hard to take their commitment to this very seriously.
If they honestly, seriously wanted to make baseball more popular, they'd spend money on encouraging kids to play baseball, providing supplies, fixing up old run down baseball diamonds now ignored for soccer, and push minor leagues.
Instead they cut their spending on kids baseball, killed the minor league system, and keep making noxious rule changes that chase away the dwindling fans they have.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (0hOvj)
tell me you're joking
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO
***
So...perversion is totally legit now eh?
Oh the possibilities!
--
So sorry. You seemed to have missed the point. Not legit, mandatory. Please report to you gender reassignment station.
Posted by: The New Draft - are you registered? at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (+n1PG)
you're joking
tell me you're joking
Posted by: DB
Idiots are just trying to get this country destroyed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Bill Veeck at March 30, 2023 02:51 PM (Q4CTL)
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Yeah, the problem with it - from the standpoint of the planners - is that going off-grid is more possible than ever thanks to solar. It ain't perfect and your current lifestyle is probably *not* sustainable on solar alone, but you *can* make a go of it if you want to (or need to).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
==
Logan's Run
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)
I liked Aussie Rules football when it was on during one of the strikes. Requires a huge stadium, but its the only "alien" sport that might ever catch on in the US.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)
Indian (with a dot)
The lower case "f" and the lower case "r" are tipoffs.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:26 PM
The Chowdhurrys I've known are Bangladeshi, but, yeah...my first thought was someone from that neck of the woods.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (Wnv9h)
Oh, NO! The pipeline for boobie pics is drying up and he's has to repea?t!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (FUVRY)
Fuck you.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (iayUP)
I agree. Aussie Rules football and Rugby need to get on the ball, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (0hOvj)
A powerlifter and coach from Canada decided to teach a tranny pervert a lesson by entering a woman's weightlifting competition.
The tranny pervert pretending to be a woman "record holder" sat and watched as HIS "record" was smashed by a real man (although was also pretending to be a woman BUT only to make a point).
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO
Never thought I would live long enough to see something like that... We are indeed doomed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO
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Fuck off, Joe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/yckwetdw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023
***
Lovely. A blonde answer to "Toyota Jan" from those TV spots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
"Transgenders shape the soul of our nation". Biden
'Those who would have you believe absurdities would have you commit atrocities' - some French dude.
We're now top of the ninth in the absurdist category, behind by 9 runs, bottom of the order coming to the plate.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (enJYY)
Fuck you.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (iayUP)"
I guess we'll count that as a, no.
Posted by: Veritas at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (s1dWN)
And I’m sorry to go there, but Christians had a heck of a lot more to do with shaping this nation than trans. But what /why would he want to discuss that…?
Not just denial, but morally so broken he can’t even make sense discussing this topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/8z8V)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (xlP5K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)
The powers that be really haven't thought the de-ruralification thing through though have they?
Who's gonna farm...who's gonna maintain the required infrastructure...
A little Irish democracy will put paid to that
Not saying there won't be some pain and dislocation in the meantime, but Agenda 21 can't work in practice.
Those who ride this tiger will be eaten by it...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke "
I'm sure he will take new submissions.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (iayUP)
Based on my sample size of one it seems that Japanese baseball is a participation sport if you are in the stands. When the side you are sitting on is batting you are on your feet yelling cheers led by professional cheer leaders (sorry, mostly guys). Since I don't speak Japanese I had no idea what I was yelling, but it was great fun.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (dnzKt)
I'll have to take your word for it; I've never seen the movie "Porkys"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:52 PM (fWTJL)
trannies are the new apex Leftist pressure group. Abortion is a sacrament to the Left.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO
***
I'd go along if it were Feb 31st.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (anj39)
And I’m sorry to go there, but Christians had a heck of a lot more to do with shaping this nation than trans. But what /why would he want to discuss that…?
Not just denial, but morally so broken he can’t even make sense discussing this topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/8z8V)
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The Pritzker family called and said if he didn't put out a pro-tranny statement, they'd pull all their funding for the Democrat Party immediately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Well, there you go -- terrorism works. Trannies got rewarded, again, for their horrible violent evil behavior.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (5FPX4)
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Its the vidya games. Hell kids don't even want to learn how to drive anymore let alone play sports.
Posted by: its a subtle game if you played it you know what is going on at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (+n1PG)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (DMyTF)
That's because MLB is only scouting really tall guys that throw the ball 100 MPH and have no other pitching skills. Then they give the guys 4-5 innings tops, and carry a 14-man pitching staff, gutting their bench depth and options beyond "OK go swing as hard as you can".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)
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"Look fat, Corn Pop was a bad soul brother. Not a joke. I almost single-handedly put him back in chains. My word as a ... uhm ... uhm ... you know, The Thing!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (Bem3c)
Doe that mean "our nation" has to have its penis cut off?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (iayUP)
Who's gonna farm...who's gonna maintain the required infrastructure... ...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw)
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Nobody. Everything from transportation to agriculture will be largely autonomous, with large areas being maintained by relatively few people - and those people will be ruling-class-adjacent technicians. Heavy automation with engineers to keep it running. The engineers will have all-terrain vehicles or lightweight air transport to visit the sites in their scope.
No joke. The planners are banking on heavy automation and autonomous machinery, with minimal human input.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Committing mass murder makes one visible, or is that the hidden jab of his proclamation?
Posted by: Jane Fonda on The View at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (/8z8V)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (ucJxp)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
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Attacking the NRA at this point is the move of a grifter. It's an unserious move "against gun rights" that wouldn't actually affect anything, even if he were wildly successful and the NRA closed shop.
If he were serious, he'd be working to advance the 28th Amendment that repealed the 2nd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (w3eVT)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke "
*
I'm sure he will take new submissions.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023
***
New exhibitionist models are popping up every day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM (eoQWY)
One of my kids went to some games during her semester there. She says the irony of "Aussie Rules" football is that there apparently aren't any rules.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 02:58 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (ucJxp)
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Toothpicks and bubble gum, I reckon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 02:58 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO
***
But not for innocent 9 year olds at a Christian school. They shall pay for their sins...I better sign out or I will say something that will get me banned
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 02:58 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:58 PM (oINRc)
How visible will they be? Are they going to whip off their shirts to show the scars from breast removal or will they show us their fake vaginas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (ucJxp
All they need is about 6-7,000 bubbas lining the streets, about 10 feet apart, minding their own business, and carrying scary black guns.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (anj39)
Doe that mean "our nation" has to have its penis cut off?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (FUVRY)
Aunt Samantha wants you!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (iayUP)
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Which coincides with the lack of teeth.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (fWTJL)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (iayUP)
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Wait for the next big terror attack. They probably will do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
I'm 3 times your age and would kick your ass so bad that you'd be collecting SSDI instead of working full time.
Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (9A3LN)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Uh, I think young David may have some self-esteem problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (0hOvj)
Baseball never was a huge TV friendly sport. People will watch hours of football in the fall and winter, unless it's pouring down rain nobody watches a full game of baseball on TV in the summer. It's great for radio, but nobody under fifty has a radio.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (76Foq)
Here's the link-
https://tinyurl.com/exx2mfsd
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 03:00 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 03:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:21 PM (/8z8V)
Read between the lines: Democrats believe that black women are so stupid, they might go to the "wrong" clinic and be convinced not to abort their child.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 02:48 PM (tkR6S)
They've already stopped the sacred leftist right to protest near abortion clinics. Now they are going to destroy anyone who provides an alternative, but like as not they will still find that outside blue enclaves, abortion is dying out.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (eoQWY)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM (NpAcC)
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Over/under on the number of times Hogg took it up the ass at Harvard Pound-Me-In-The-Ass University?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (Bem3c)
The demons love bringing "soul" and "light" into their evil screeds.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (jmDe3)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO
***
I bet Russia China and Iran are laughing their asses off
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
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Well my advisors thought it was a bridge too far to call for a celebration of his life. Better to just imply it.
Posted by: Joey Stink Finger at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (pUSQh)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 03:02 PM (jmDe3)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 30, 2023 03:02 PM (z0DEK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
When the machinery breaks down mysteriously I hope everyone remembers to police their brass.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 03:02 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2023 03:02 PM (76Foq)
oh man now I REALLY want this Saturday thing to go totally off the rails, Chicago 1968 style
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 03:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (NpAcC)
Soon
Posted by: Satan at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2023
***
Lovely. A blonde answer to "Toyota Jan" from those TV spots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 02:54 PM
Fen really does need to take over the Dress Pr0n portion of some weekend thread.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (xlP5K)
Ooof, 2 hours and 48 minutes? I'll give it a shot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: ... at March 30
somebody this morning has 'al-Gayda'
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (jmDe3)
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (y/ODK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (Wnv9h)
Seconded.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
Why do they call you Lassie?
One f-bomb.
And I think Lassie is a young Kim Cattrall.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Oh I understand how they think it's gonna work...
I don't think they really understand how life outside their hive really works.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: DB - eyeing the defense at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (geLO
More succinct anyway.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (jmDe3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 03:00 PM (63Dwl)
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Biden will eventually put the Babylon Be out of business.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (SC4LU)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (z0DEK)
NOW, THEREFORE, I, JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the late night shenanigans of partisan Democrats in six key states, some chipboard, an overflowing toilet, Mike Pence, the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim March 31, 2023, as Transgender Day of Visibility.
Suggested edit inserting key omissions.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (enJYY)
We had Framers and Founders who were Christians and Deists. But they were also determined not to establish any official religion based on their experiences and those of their ancestors. However they purposely encoded basic Christian principle throughout our democratic republic because that ensured our continued existence.
Conversely these people have contributed zero to our society, save their delusion and militant obedience to destroy any good or worthwhile. That's the demonstrable truth, and that buffoons like Biden and his ilk mouth this type of divisive fallacy further deteriorates their legitimacy and reveals their true intent.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (wgAtL)
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During lock down I mounted a big screen tv on the wall of my house (under a roofed but open patio) it streams cable and so I watched a lot of ball games outside for the last couple years. Hell, I'll sit out there under the roof when its raining. I'd just rather be outside. I mount it on the memorial day weekend and take it down and box it up when labor day is over.
Posted by: Its true, you wanna be outside in the summer at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (nOaa8)
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Which coincides with the lack of teeth.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 02:59 PM (fWTJL)
Nah, I sort of puzzled out the rules. Think of a basketball game where you can only pass backwards, except you can tackle the ball holder and if you do you get the ball. At any time the runner can kick the ball forward, and if another team member catches it, then it stops, and then he (not a specialist) can kick a field goal for 6 or 1 points depending if it hits near the center or wider. And the refs have little flags for signalling good/no good.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (z0DEK)
No, because that was all the gun's fault.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (DRSnL)
"Gun control activists storm Tennessee State Capitol in Nashville after 'Trans Shaman' led occupation of Kentucky legislature "
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (iayUP)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 02:56 PM
That's adorable, child...now go fuck yourself in the heart with a steak knife. The adults are talking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Perchance we can move on to more fertile fields.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (9A3LN)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (iayUP)
Suggested edit inserting key omissions.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 03:05 PM (enJYY)
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Where can I get my government eye bleach if I don't want to watch?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (wgAtL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (ucJxp
You never know but the majority of the voters in 91 of 95 Tennessee counties chose Trump in 2020.
With those little shits showing up at the TN State Capitol today and figuratively pissing on the graves of the children murdered by the transvestite you very well May see the county numbers voting for Trump in 2024 go UP.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (2aehT)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 03:01 PM (Bem3c)
Boss Hogg's 15 minutes of stolen valor fame has long since passed.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Not that we'd want to see his *end*...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (vkBMg)
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 30, 2023 03:03 PM (y/ODK)
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And during Transgenocide Vengeance Month?
REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (W7O9K)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (CCSxw)
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They don't. They've never seen it, let alone been there. They fly over it while transiting between urban centers. They wonder why it looks like a patchwork, and chalk it up to the grandeur of nature.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:06 PM (iayUP)
***phew***
We're off the hook...
Posted by: Folks at the Cern Large Hadron Collider at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 30, 2023 03:07 PM (2aehT)
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Presidential voting doesn't move me.
Making Democrats irrelevant at the state level and making the Republican Party more conservative at that same level interests me.
That's more in line of what I hope to happen here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (cQhBn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 03:09 PM (iayUP)
Not just denial, but morally so broken he can’t even make sense discussing this topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/8z8V)
This is the same bullshit that Obama used to do, when he'd go on and on about how much of a part of the fabric of America Muslims have been, since the "founding" of the country
It's all bullshit. Outside of diplomats and businessmen, I doubt there any Muslims in this country until the 1970's--unless you want to count black converts to Nation of Islam, and even then you don't get that far back.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2023 03:09 PM (mR6Gs)
Biden just pissed on the graves of Christians who may not yet even be buried. The pendulum needs a swift kick in the ass.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 03:10 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 03:10 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2023 03:10 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2023 03:10 PM (N5qKs)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
So another useless parasite churned out by Harvard. Well done.
Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 02:55 PM (/8z8V)
You know he's just reading their script.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (jmDe3)
Not just denial, but morally so broken he can’t even make sense discussing this topic.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Western European Judeo-Christian males, mostly white, built the entirety of western civilization, and gave the benefits of it to the world.
This is what they want to destroy, and replace with a totalitarian dictatorship.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (lTGtQ)
TN is blood red and that won't change very soon. What matters is their politicians. Will they stand firm? Or fold like a cheap suit? I think probably option 2. They're GOP. I'll wait to be proven wrong, but not holding my breath.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (oINRc)
Alright, I gotta go 'rub some dirt in it' and 'walk off' the latest Biden bullshit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (wgAtL)
One of my kids went to some games during her semester there. She says the irony of "Aussie Rules" football is that there apparently aren't any rules.
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Which coincides with the lack of teeth.
Posted by: Pudinhead
Aussie Football Rule #1: No weapons.
I believe there are 5 more rules as well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Oh I understand how they think it's gonna work...
I don't think they really understand how life outside their hive really works.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 03:04 PM (CCSxw)
Viktor Suvarov had a story in his book on life in the Soviet army where two officer candidates on punishment are detailed to clean the human waste out of a dacha and discuss life under perfect Communism. The dissenter's question was "Who cleans the shit under Communism?" Suvarov says machines will. Dude says "who cleans the machines?"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 30, 2023 03:13 PM (OgrpQ)
Aussie Football Rule #1: No weapons.
I believe there are 5 more rules as well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2023 03:11 PM (n+4am)
Nah, Aussie Rules is only a little more contact than basketball. Less than Rugby, since there's the scrum.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:13 PM (eoQWY)
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Well setting aside the obvious opening for jokes
We are all called to be Christ like. There are people who are particularly good, virtuous, selfless, and therefore emulate Christ. Its what we are supposed to be like. So if you are saying someone is Christ like it is a high compliment. Like saying they are saintly. When applied to somebody like Blessed Solanus Casey, makes you think hmm, must have been a good guy. When applied to an NY cardinal or Pope Francis - its a bit cringe.
Posted by: Its true, you wanna be outside in the summer at March 30, 2023 03:13 PM (Dpz1g)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:13 PM (eoQWY)
until someone's cleat tears your ear off.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 30, 2023 03:14 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 03:08 PM (cQhBn)
Was the NY Cardinal Fulton Sheen I think, who used to have a big radio/tv show back in the day?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:15 PM (eoQWY)
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another reason why you can tell it is an op.
Posted by: I'm not Alex Jones, but I must say . . . at March 30, 2023 03:16 PM (nOaa8)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 30, 2023 03:14 PM (OgrpQ)
Should have been jumping too for protection.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2023 03:18 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 02:22 PM (2YtOq)
You shouldn't. So accepting that the humans of bureaucracy are not above tribalism or self-interest, and that the bureaucrats who are nominally part of your tribe or share your interests may act in ways that you do not approve: Would it still not be better to have tension within the bureaucracy? Even if it's all a show, I'd think it better that the show not only be propaganda for one side.
Posted by: turnout man at March 30, 2023 03:20 PM (CIcwn)
Interestingly, it was the half-eaten strudel what tipped off the allies to Adolph's location in the bunker in Berlin.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2023 03:23 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 30, 2023 03:29 PM (N5rgS)
Posted by: turnout man at March 30, 2023 03:20 PM (CIcwn)
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You're arguing from a premise that you see no problem with the show going "our" way once in a while. Whereas I'm arguing against the validity of any sort of show.
If it's wrong going one direction, it's wrong going the other way.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 03:44 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Qwinn at March 30, 2023 03:54 PM (xu9tO)
@davidhogg111
Thank god I graduate in a few months so I can get to kicking the NRAs ass full time.
Get on your bike and ride!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 03:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 30, 2023 03:13 PM (OgrpQ)
Stop us before we kill again!!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 30, 2023 04:48 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (yRwlf)
Your not all that different than the NeverTrumpers, who at least don’t hide behind pseudonyms.
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