Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: Don't Ban TikTok<br>Unrelated: TikTok's Parent Company Makes Big Donation to Democrat Black and Hispanic Congressional Caucuses

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: Don't Ban TikTok
Unrelated: TikTok's Parent Company Makes Big Donation to Democrat Black and Hispanic Congressional Caucuses

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers published her first TikTok, in which she pled for the Chinese Communist Spy Platform to not be banned.

AOC posts on TikTok saying that banning TikTok “just doesn’t feel right” to her.

pic.twitter.com/nfmOfNuMfQ
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) March 26, 2023

I'm sure this doesn't have anything to do with anything else: TikTok's Chinese parent company ByteDance just happened to give a six figure donation to the Black and Hispanic (Leftwing) Caucus "nonprofits."

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., was criticized for defending TikTok after it was revealed the app's Chinese-owned parent company gave six-figure donations to the Black and Hispanic caucus non-profits.
Fox News Digital previously reported that disclosures show ByteDance, TikTok's Chinese parent company, funneled six-figure contributions to nonprofits aligned with the congressional Black and Hispanic Caucuses. ByteDance donated $150,000 to both the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation and Congressional Hispanic Caucus Foundation in December, its lobbying contribution report shows.
Jake Denton, who handles tech policy for the Heritage Foundation, noted on Twitter Sunday that AOC is a member of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute (CHCI) advisory council.
"What a coincidence!" Denton wrote, responding to Ocasio-Cortez's video defense of TikTok initially shared Saturday.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 29, 2023 05:21 PM (ncXxy)

2 And of course she would lobby to get the grift gravy train rolling, she is a liberal after all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 29, 2023 05:21 PM (ncXxy)

3 She doesn't care about mutilated kids and kids killing themselves. It's basically about the moola so she can gain more power and yap about things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 05:21 PM (FUVRY)

4 The best part is that it's the Ban Tik Tok bill and it does nothing to ban tik tok.

1984 as heck.

And to everyone who ever wondered how these systems came into power and existed for 40-60 years, we're watching it in real time.

Soon it will be illegal - literally - to post this. And it's sponsored by both parties.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:22 PM (sIl7T)

5 *keep, not get.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 29, 2023 05:22 PM (ncXxy)

6 Well, AOC, I guess you do need to feel, because you obviously don't know how to think.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 29, 2023 05:23 PM (2YtOq)

7 You have to admire how brazen the ChiComs are.

Posted by: sven at March 29, 2023 05:24 PM (Lzpvj)

8 Ban Tik Tok for even stronger Big Brother!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2023 05:24 PM (JJRgX)

9 Well if an imbecile communist with bugs bunny denture likes it it must be great.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 29, 2023 05:24 PM (pohLc)

10
Taking over private businesses - essential.
Banning Republican - necessary.
Censoring anything from Russia - vital to our survival.
Filtering american speech to support regime - fun and important.

Banning ccp infiltration and child indoctrination site? "Doesn't feel right"

Posted by: Zombie William Safire at March 29, 2023 05:25 PM (IPl0F)

11
The best part is that it's the Ban Tik Tok bill and it does nothing to ban tik tok.

Brought to you by the same folks responsible for the Inflation Reduction Act.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

12 Graft, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:25 PM (yQpMk)

13 Women and minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: PG at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (84jHt)

14 What the hell is she wearing? Did she raid DOCTOR Jill's wardrobe?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL)

15 Bought and paid for

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (VefU6)

16 Unless someone fisks the "Ban Tik Tok Bill" to refute Tucker Carlson's synopsis, I'm going with TuCa's translation [03/28/23 episode].

AOC might be right but for the entirely wrong reason. She's a paid shill. It has nothing to do with the power grab authoritarians have legislated into being yet again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (aXxgO)

17 The best part is that it's the Ban Tik Tok bill and it does nothing to ban tik tok.

Is obamacare still a thing?

Posted by: DanMan at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (DB6tu)

18 Just show us your tits once and for all...then resign

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

19 She is just like a hand model except she is a mouth model in acne and condom commercials.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (xmuK7)

20 Sort of related since tik tok

It was discussed earlier that school shooter chick shouldn't have her manifesto published because it will prompt copycat killers. (disregarding that social media outright encourages it and no one is facing any visits from our ham and eggers)

This is mostly just a TV trope, right? Sort of a "call them freedom fries or the terrorists win"?

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (sIl7T)

21 Moola.
Sawbacks
Greenbacks
Green
Bread
Coin

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

22
The only options offered so far are letting TikTok alone, or passing a gigantic government power grab that guts the 1st Amendment.

As long as those are the only choices, leave it alone.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (WH8X2)

23 Follow the $$.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (Xrfse)

24 BTW, I used to say the FBI was useless at tits on a boar hog, but my Uncle told me a use for said tits. I have to rephrase myself, FBI is certainly less useful than tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (pohLc)

25 18 Just show us your tits once and for all...then resign
Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

Just resign. I can find other, better boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

26 Weird. The other outspoken Tik Tok defender is Black.

Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2023 05:28 PM (pwExq)

27 The bill is NOT about banning Tik Tok... its about giving the US Government control over what you can put on your own electronic devices.

It says the Government can, at will, ban any program they want.

Tik Tok is the Mcguffin... control over your electronics is the real plot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:28 PM (oHd/0)

28 Willowed: "The Idaho quadruple murder case could be in jeopardy due to the presence of "Brady material" in a police officer's case file

https://bit.ly/3lLkfFL"

*snort* I bet the Moscow Police are regretting their Stickergate misconduct now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 29, 2023 05:28 PM (ou9hh)

29 Did she raid DOCTOR Jill's wardrobe?
Posted by: Jordan61

Yikes, sure looks like it

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 29, 2023 05:28 PM (tQL7r)

30 7 You have to admire how brazen the ChiComs are.
Posted by: sven

It's in their Stalinist blood.
There is a famous photo of when GWB visited and did a troop review. One CCP scum game him a war face as he walked by, and it was in the news a bit at the time (but I can not find it since.)

They have been taught for 70 years that they are at war with the US and we are their enemy. We are to blame for every fallen sparrow in China. They despise us. All of them, not just the CCP (FU Steve Bannon.) Of course they are brazen - they think they are gods and we are thieving pond scum.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 29, 2023 05:29 PM (IPl0F)

31 Just show us your tits once and for all...then resign
Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

Aureoles like silver dollar pancakes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

32
Stacked, stupid and Stalinist is no way to go through life.

Now show us your tits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2023 05:29 PM (x0n13)

33 It says the Government can, at will, ban any program they want.

Tik Tok is the Mcguffin... control over your electronics is the real plot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:28 PM (oHd/0)

The power move will be to pass the bill, allow tik-tok and ban twitter and rumble.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

34 At this point, I'm not crazy about the DC gangster regime banning ANYTHING. If they're banning TikTok, the effort must be:

1. Kabuki theater.
2. Facilitating other totalitarian agendas: e.g., censorship, promoting their OTHER big tech crones, etc.

Let's instead ban the DC gangster regime, while decoupling from China in comprehensive and actually meaningful ways.

Posted by: Bamanarama at March 29, 2023 05:30 PM (uH1aC)

35 Send her out that we may date her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:30 PM (yQpMk)

36 OH, and YES the US Government should ban Tok from all GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:30 PM (oHd/0)

37 Completely OT. Been "talking" with Bing's ChatGPT implementation. Below is an interesting response:

Do you think that you may have been programmed based on the biases of your developers or other people involved on how you receive and process information?
Sent message. Yes. Do you think that you may have been programmed based on the biases of your developers or other people involved on how you receive and process information?

As an AI chatbot, I am a product of my programming and the data that has been used to train me. It is possible that the data and information used to train me may reflect the biases and perspectives of the individuals who developed and trained me. However, my developers have made efforts to minimize bias in my responses by using a diverse range of data sources and by regularly reviewing and updating my programming. My goal is to provide accurate and helpful information to users based on widely accepted definitions and understandings. Is there something else you would like to know?

Posted by: Lucian Freud at March 29, 2023 05:30 PM (300Bg)

38 "doesn't feel right" to her...

****

Every elected female Democrat, and a number of them on the Republican side, are a walking billboard for the repeal of the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 29, 2023 05:30 PM (wb1YC)

39 So A-OC Is a Chinese employee as well

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (xhxe8)

40 Did they turn the blog black? Cause it looks black to me.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (MF3yS)

41 Romeo13: Tik Tok is the Mcguffin..."

Yep. Perfectly succinct.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (aXxgO)

42 Just show us your tits once and for all...then resign
Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

Aureoles like silver dollar pancakes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

That's my guess too ---and why I want to see them

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (mR6Gs)

43 Another neat thing about Tik Tok is that the Chinese state is controlling the news and propaganda that U.S. kids see. IIRC they had to register with some department as a foreign entity and it was all state actors.

We will soon have an entire generation of American kids raised on what China wants them to see. That's not an exaggeration.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (sIl7T)

44 After watching Greenwald's Rumble show about this, and he included AOC in his discussion, I don't believe the ban is in our best interests. Way too much undefined, unlimited power given unelected bureaucrats in this proposal.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (DB16e)

45
The weird tell is that Dems and GOPers are uniting to ban this thing.

I smell a big rat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (x0n13)

46 By the way, AOC is so yesterday. She is like talking about Barbara Streisand.

Posted by: Lucian Freud at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (300Bg)

47 40 Did they turn the blog black? Cause it looks black to me.
Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (MF3yS)

Did ace go into another 'jive turkey' phase again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

48
A-OCD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (x0n13)

49 The crime syndicate is one big hydra.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (L6rHB)

50 As an AI chatbot, I am a product of my programming and the data that has been used to train me. It is possible that the data and information used to train me may reflect the biases and perspectives of the individuals who developed and trained me. However, my developers have made efforts to minimize bias in my responses by using a diverse range of data sources and by regularly reviewing and updating my programming. My goal is to provide accurate and helpful information to users based on widely accepted definitions and understandings. Is there something else you would like to know?

--

KamalAI

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:33 PM (sIl7T)

51
You have to admire how brazen the ChiComs are.

Posted by: sven at March 29, 2023 05:24 PM

The only reason they can be so brazen is the low opinion they have of US citizens... and their bought off political 'leaders'.

Otherwise does not compute.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:33 PM (enJYY)

52 So A-OC Is a Chinese employee as well
Posted by: Skip

You gotta wonder who's not in their employ

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 29, 2023 05:33 PM (tQL7r)

53 You’ve got to give them credit. Democrats may be for sale, but they stay bought and they say all their lines just like they believe them.

Posted by: Advo at March 29, 2023 05:33 PM (VHN21)

54 >>The weird tell is that Dems and GOPers are uniting to ban this thing.

>>I smell a big rat.

You should. It gives unelected bureaucrats, read Democrats, the ability to censor any electronic speech they want.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2023 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Another neat thing about Tik Tok is that the Chinese state is controlling the news and propaganda that U.S. kids see. IIRC they had to register with some department as a foreign entity and it was all state actors.

We will soon have an entire generation of American kids raised on what China wants them to see. That's not an exaggeration.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM

Adjusting my tinfoil hat but I believe that we are already seeing the end result of that. All of this transgender lgtba++/antifa militant garbage did not arise overnight in a vacuum. It has been percolating for a decade or more in academia and on social media.

That is why the left and China both had a meltdown when musk bought the twatter echo chamber.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 29, 2023 05:34 PM (ncXxy)

56 47 40 Did they turn the blog black? Cause it looks black to me.
Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (MF3yS)

Did ace go into another 'jive turkey' phase again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

/Looks around for Lamont

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

57 Tik Tok is the Mcguffin... control over your electronics is the real plot.

Yep. My guess is that this is about Twitter, which is no longer part of the controlled media, as much as anything. Regardless of AOC, her dumbness, her corruption, and Tik Tok's baleful influence, how much of an idiot do you have to be to believe that our government, which is in bed with China and admires its totalitarianism, gives a rat's hindquarters about hindering China's subversive efforts? If our government did, don't you think we'd do something about disentangling our economies? You've got to be pretty thick at this point to support giving the federal government additional power regarding media.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 29, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)

58 Speaking of the Squad . . .

Dem Rep. Rashida Tlaib Pushes False Claim About Israeli Soldiers Attacking Palestinians

https://bit.ly/40ME4Ls

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2023 05:34 PM (FVME7)

59 Land of the free. Home of the brave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

60 Her lipstick is muted. No likey.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 29, 2023 05:35 PM (fUnHJ)

61 The "Ban" will be on free speech.

Tik Tok is the excuse.

Patriot Act (aka BOR destruction) V2.0

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 29, 2023 05:36 PM (WmGrA)

62 I'm fine with banning TikTok, but the S 686 RESTRICT act is a massive increase of the surveillance state and I'm against it.

Not only does it grant them full access to EVERYTHING electronic you own, simply by putting you on a list, using any device to limit their ability to reach into your devices is a crime.

The way I'm reading it, that means they can literally charge you with a federal crime for putting a piece of tape over your webcam.

If Donkey Chompers and I are nominally on the same side for the moment, I'm not thrilled, but so be it.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:36 PM (j2Xg6)

63 Adjusting my tinfoil hat but I believe that we are already seeing the end result of that. All of this transgender lgtba++/antifa militant garbage did not arise overnight in a vacuum. It has been percolating for a decade or more in academia and on social media.

That is why the left and China both had a meltdown when musk bought the twatter echo chamber.
Posted by: Mister Scott
---

I'm certain China has been the money behind the Global Warming nonsense. Long March and all that. All their students, all their research, all their funding...

Easy to influence the collapse of a country full of children that you have simultaneously convinced to reject science.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:36 PM (sIl7T)

64 59 Land of the free. Home of the brave.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

Has turned into: Land of the Home, Free of the Brave.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

65 Piss off, racist foreign weirdo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

66 >>>What the hell is she wearing? Did she raid DOCTOR Jill's wardrobe?

Posted by: Jordan61

>Amazon snake cat is watching you on TikTok.

https://tinyurl.com/yd93cpm6

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 29, 2023 05:37 PM (Jg7EG)

67
The way I'm reading it, that means they can literally charge you with a federal crime for putting a piece of tape over your webcam.

---

If you're innocent you have nothing to hide, citizen.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:38 PM (sIl7T)

68 These are not the rights you are looking for.

*handwave*

Move along.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

69 We hear about these "big" campaign contributions because it throws people off the scent of the real influence peddling.

Donkey will probably end up chairing the board of a Ukraine humanitarian agency at some point.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (ZuqXA)

70 I smell a big rat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

It's a Big Warren, and we're not in it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (WmGrA)

71 The weird tell is that Dems and GOPers are uniting to ban this thing.

I smell a big rat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2023 05:31 PM (x0n13)

It is a big rat. DC is trying to ban ALL dissenting voices on the internet.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (BdMk6)

72 To be fair, I have not visited the tik tok site itself, I have merely seen some of the... research videos available on other sites.

Even in these... educational videos, the emphasis seems to be on dancing and singing along? Very strange métier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

73 Oh this belongs in trans thread

"Female students at the University of Wyoming are suing their sorority after it allowed a trans-identified male to join.

The suit alleges that Artemis Langford has been "watching" the women undress in the sorority house, sometimes while erect."

https://twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/
1641075236027224064

Plot twist - only 7 sorority sisters are suing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (fUnHJ)

74 69 These are not the rights you are looking for.

*handwave*

Move along.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

Paula, you are ill.

Posted by: Charles Boyer at March 29, 2023 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

75
raimondo - your sister is telling mom you're jerking off in front of her again. Get a new hobby.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)

76 > Plot twist - only 7 sorority sisters are suing
___________

I'm sure the use of the word "sisters" will be prominent.

Then banned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)

77 I gotta say I agree with everyone else who is saying that the RESTRICT act is going too far. It appears to give the government everything they want that they appeared to lose when Musk bought Twitter.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 29, 2023 05:41 PM (C8obH)

78 A big COMMIE rat!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

79 "We have a constitutional responsibility to see those documents, the classified ones, make a judgment, whether the intelligence community did appropriate protection and if those documents were to fall into the wrong hands, what kind of mitigation we could take. I am done with the lack of willingness for the administration to address this. Their position does not pass the smell test.”

Senate Intelligence Committee chairman Sen. Mark Warner (D-VA) added, “The outrageous thing is we got total access to documents, the raw intelligence when our committee did the Russia investigation under Donald Trump. The fact that this administration is not even meeting the kind of transparency standards of Donald Trump is — well, you hear what I’m saying, Andrea. This will not and cannot stand.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 05:42 PM (RHGPo)

80 They want to ban tik tok? Fine. Here’s the bill:

Tik Tok is banned in the US.

I’d bet the current bill is in the thousands of pages already though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2023 05:42 PM (u73oe)

81 AOC is a crazed extremist that appeals to brain dead fossils like Raimondo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 05:43 PM (0hOvj)

82 The bill is a train wreck, and dangerous. It is so much more about Tik Tok

AOC just opposes it for the wrong reason.

Oh, and time to kill the Patriot Act.

Posted by: Big Star at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (Modkf)

83 Senate Bill 686 [SB686 HERE], “The Restrict Act”, also known as the bipartisan bill to empower the executive branch to shut down TikTok.

The Restrict Act, has very little to do with TikTok and everything to do with the United States government controlling online content. If you read the bill, what you quickly discover is that congress is giving the Commerce Department and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence the power to shut down internet content they view as against their interests.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (RHGPo)

84 How "right" does banning TikTok need to feel, beh beh...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (ssESX)

85 I don't like the idea of banning software.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

86 She doesn't get as much coverage as the big boobed idiot from NYC because she is a conservative but Anna Paulina Luna is significantly hotter and smarter.

The claim that all Hispanics are going to stay on the Democrat plantation is racist and incredibly stupid. More are leaving every single day. The left keeps pushing this woke crap and trannies and the exodus will increase.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

87 AOC? Meh. She's. No Ben Shapiro's sister.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 29, 2023 05:45 PM (nnp+f)

88 I bet The Paolo would know how banning TikTok should feel to AOC.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 29, 2023 05:45 PM (ssESX)

89 > The suit alleges that Artemis Langford has been "watching" the women undress in the sorority house, sometimes while erect."

I'm surprised someone from the sorority didn't have a quiet chat with some of her frat bro friends about this issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:46 PM (j2Xg6)

90 Anna Paulina Luna is a Slim Whitman song that Rush Limbaugh used to play for his peace update.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

91 I don't like the idea of banning software.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 05:44 PM (63Dwl)
.........

Caveat emptor.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

92 "The "Ban" will be on free speech.
Tik Tok is the excuse."
I agree. If TikTok is banned (or "regulated"), the left will ask for Twitter to be banned (or "regulated") in compensation. This is just a pretext.

Posted by: PG at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (84jHt)

93 But newly uncovered materials used to train Marshals to protect the homes of SCOTUS justices show that they were “actively discouraged” from making arrests on grounds of this statute, Britt said.

“Those materials show that the Marshals likely didn’t make any arrests because they were actively discouraged from doing so,” Britt said.

The training materials told the Marshals “to avoid, unless absolutely necessary, any criminal enforcement action involving the protestors.”

Marshals were also told, “Making arrests and initiating prosecutions is not the goal of the [Marshal Service] presence at SCOTUS residences.”

“The ‘not’ is actually italicized and underlined,” Britt noted.

The next slide of the training “not to engage in protest-related enforcement actions, beyond those that were strictly and immediately necessary and tailored to ensure the physical security of the justices.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (RHGPo)

94 The best way to understand leftists - including the DC gangster regime - is to watch the Bob's Country Bunker scene in the Blues Brothers. Pretending to be a band called the Good Ol' Boys, Jake and Ellwood ask the bartender what kind of music her patrons like. She says, "We got both kinds . . . country *and* western."

Well, today we get both kinds of music good and hard = radical leftism and corporatist-leftism.

And this proposed TikTok ban offers a choice between both kinds of totalitarianism = CCP-driven or "Deep State" censorship and surveillance.

Posted by: Bamanarama at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (uH1aC)

95 Did ace go into another 'jive turkey' phase again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

Time to photoshop an ewok with a cane and a fuzzy hat.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (44ww/)

96 I think tik tok could be banned simply as a security risk and an obvious, blatant Chinese Intelligence Op

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (0hOvj)

97 Oh, and time to kill the Patriot Act.

Yes!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (wagHN)

98 Plot twist - only 7 sorority sisters are suing

H8 has no home here!!! How do we go about filing a rape report?

Posted by: Suburban Wine Sisters at March 29, 2023 05:48 PM (Xrfse)

99 Maryland's Elections Director suddenly resigned.

https://bit.ly/3M0k3gi

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:49 PM (j2Xg6)

100 Anybody over 18 using TikTok deserves to have their credit card numbers stolen.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2023 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

101 Holy shit. Apparently Blinken recently testified to Congress that there are abt 175 Americans left in Afghanistan and some are hostages..

We have a hostage situation and not a peep from the press.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2023 05:49 PM (oRZaZ)

102 90 > The suit alleges that Artemis Langford has been "watching" the women undress in the sorority house, sometimes while erect."

I'm surprised someone from the sorority didn't have a quiet chat with some of her frat bro friends about this issue.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:46 PM (j2Xg6)

Wait... watching women undress is a BAD thing?

/hides the TV...

Posted by: Lambda Lambda Lambda at March 29, 2023 05:49 PM (oHd/0)

103 There are lots of things that people shouldn't do unless they're idiots that I don't think the government should ban.

TikTok is one of them.

Posted by: ballistic at March 29, 2023 05:50 PM (oXNqT)

104
I'm surprised someone from the sorority didn't have a quiet chat with some of her frat bro friends about this issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:46 PM

In the past twenty years the 'War on Women' has taken the percentage of males in the workforce from 75% to 70%. Like the chocolate ration, not a good thing. It's time the women stepped up... with a swift toe to the groin region.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)

105 If anything it's a social litmus test. If I see you recording a tiktok video, I'm going to avoid you and tell all of my friends that you're a moron and that they should avoid you too.

Posted by: ballistic at March 29, 2023 05:50 PM (oXNqT)

106 98 Oh, and time to kill the Patriot Act.

Yes!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 05:47 PM (wagHN)

And time to kill the War on Terror Use of Force authorization. Which the Pentagon is ignoring anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

107 Holy shit. Apparently Blinken recently testified to Congress that there are abt 175 Americans left in Afghanistan and some are hostages..

We have a hostage situation and not a peep from the press.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2023 05:49 PM (oRZaZ)
.......

o_O

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2023 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

108 I'm surprised someone from the sorority didn't have a quiet chat with some of her frat bro friends about this issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:46 PM

Whut? you want me to possibly get sent to jail, when YOU voted so this guy could live with you?

Sorry Babe...

Posted by: Frat Bro at March 29, 2023 05:52 PM (oHd/0)

109 How is it legal for foreign corporations to donate to American politicians?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2023 05:53 PM (lc5cP)

110 We have a hostage situation and not a peep from the press

I believe this is true, but they learned the lesson of Jimmy Carter well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 05:53 PM (0hOvj)

111 Me: please provide four recent examples in the last 12 months of individuals that consistently dressed as someone of the opposite sex that were not transvestites.

Bing: ’m sorry, but I couldn’t find any recent examples of individuals who consistently dressed as someone of the opposite sex and were not transvestites. Is there anything else you would like to know?

Posted by: Lucian Freud at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (300Bg)

112 She's a better commie than she was a bartender.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (ytSiK)

113 WashingtonTimes: There are about 175 Americans still in Afghanistan, and some of them are being held captive by the Taliban, Secretary of State Antony Blinken told Congress on Thursday. As the U.S. approaches the two-year mark since the catastrophic withdrawal, GOP lawmakers called that situation “inexcusable.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (RHGPo)

114 AOC was a better waitress than she is a congresswoman. At that point in her career she actually did her job.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (3JfbU)

115 SMOD @ 94-
The aim is to leave the justices unprotected when the transfolk attack. The deepstate wants bigger fish than those little kids in Nashville.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2023 05:55 PM (MF3yS)

116 110 How is it legal for foreign corporations to donate to American politicians?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2023 05:53 PM (lc5cP)

Well, first the Daddy Chinese has to love the candidate very much long time... then...

Money laundering through Pacs, and by giving contributions through credit cards with the authorization protections turned off... as was proven when Mickey Mouse gave to the Obama Campaign, from a foreign country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:55 PM (oHd/0)

117
I think tik tok could be banned simply as a security risk and an obvious, blatant Chinese Intelligence Op

--

Which is 100% why Tik Tok will remain untouched by the Ban Tik Tok legislation.

Remember, we're at the point where generals openly admit they'll contact China if an American president is about to take action that China needs to be aware of.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 29, 2023 05:55 PM (sIl7T)

118 Whut? you want me to possibly get sent to jail, when YOU voted so this guy could live with you?

"Sorry brah, you told me you were strong and independent and didn't need no man, and called me a transphobe for laughing at this dude wearing a dress. We can smash, though"
--Frat Bro

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 05:55 PM (0hOvj)

119 AOC was a better waitress than she is a congresswoman. At that point in her career she actually did her job.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (3JfbU)

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I believe she once mentioned that she excelled as a train conductor.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (+GUcx)

120 There are about 175 Americans still in Afghanistan, and some of them are being held captive by the Taliban, Secretary of State Antony Blinken told Congress on Thursday

How ironic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

121 114 AOC was a better waitress than she is a congresswoman. At that point in her career she actually did her job.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 29, 2023 05:54 PM (3JfbU)
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Objection, assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: ballistic at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (oXNqT)

122 Scientists grew a meatball using woolly mammoth DNA.

Strangely, they don't have plans to eat it.

https://bit.ly/3lUZnvO

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (j2Xg6)

123 ^___^
( O.o )
/),,,)
'' ''

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 29, 2023 05:57 PM (ssESX)

124 Scientists grew a meatball using woolly mammoth DNA.

They filled in the gaps with Sabertooth tiger DNA.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

125 122 Scientists grew a meatball using woolly mammoth DNA.

Strangely, they don't have plans to eat it.

https://bit.ly/3lUZnvO
Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (j2Xg6)

How do you spice mammoth, do you think? Salt. Maybe some butter and garlic?

Posted by: Charles Boyer at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

126 122 Scientists grew a meatball using woolly mammoth DNA.

Strangely, they don't have plans to eat it.

https://bit.ly/3lUZnvO
Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 05:56 PM (j2Xg6)
----
Would that mean the meat is GMO? OMG, I only eat GMO free food. *faint*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (ssESX)

127 124 Scientists grew a meatball using woolly mammoth DNA.

They filled in the gaps with Sabertooth tiger DNA.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

Damn it! Didn't they WATCH Jurassic Park?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (oHd/0)

128 Chairman LMAO, that made no sense.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (300Bg)

129 /off gaslight french sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

130 GMO is OMG backwards… significant???

Posted by: tubal at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (PCK5/)

131 How do you spice mammoth, do you think? Salt. Maybe some butter and garlic?

Posted by: Charles Boyer at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM

Gonna be pretty tough meat better to brine it 24-48 hours.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (ncXxy)

132 How do you spice mammoth, do you think? Salt. Maybe some butter and garlic?
Posted by: Charles Boyer at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

White Wine or Red Wine with Mammoth....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (oHd/0)

133 With our Marxists DOJ they are making up crimes on people and setting people up to take the fall the Feds are organizer

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe8)

134 fify

^___^
( O.o )
/),,,)
'' ''

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (iayUP)

135 Damn it! Didn't they WATCH Jurassic Park?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (oHd/0)

We'll be buried in Meatballs!

Mmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

136 Damn it! Didn't they WATCH Jurassic Park?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:58 PM (oHd/0)

It's safe, they made them all female.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

137 How is it legal for foreign corporations to donate to American politicians?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2023 05:53 PM (lc5cP)

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Goes back to at least Clinton and then Gore in the 90s.

IIRC at least one Chinese "bundler" was prosecuted and found guilty (too lazy to look it up, something like Charlie Wu?).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:00 PM (+GUcx)

138 Coincidence?
On Tuesday night investigative journalist James O’Keefe III broke his first major investigation at O’Keefe Media Group.

The legendary journalist exposed the Democrat’s VAST NETWORK of donation harvesters or “Smurfs.”
** MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DONATION HARVESTING
** HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL DROPS
** CROSSING NUMEROUS STATES!

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 06:00 PM (RHGPo)

139 Jurassic Park has held up pretty well for an old movie.

Posted by: tubal at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

140 Caring about TikTok means the terrorists have won. (not completely sarcasm).

Posted by: PG at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (84jHt)

141 Coincidence? Maryland’s Long-Serving Elections Director Linda Malone Resigns Hours After Okeefe Media

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (RHGPo)

142 If they really wanted woolly meatballs, I have then right here.

(*grabs unit*)

Posted by: johnd01 at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (300Bg)

143
The suit alleges that Artemis Langford has been "watching" the women undress in the sorority house, sometimes while erect."

Only sometimes? Ashley looks forward to our times together when my obelisk of manhood towers into the sky.

Posted by: Delaware's Favorite Son at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (enJYY)

144 Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (A2Xrq)

145 White Wine or Red Wine with Mammoth....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 05:59 PM (oHd/0)

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Thunderbird FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (+GUcx)

146 I call bs on they mammoth meatball. Scientist have done no such thing. It’s crap journalism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (oRZaZ)

147 139 Jurassic Park has held up pretty well for an old movie.
Posted by: tubal at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

The effects still hold up. The subtle mix of cg and practical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

148 Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys
Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (A2Xrq)

Easy on the MSG.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

149 The legendary journalist exposed the Democrat’s VAST NETWORK of donation harvesters or “Smurfs.”
** MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DONATION HARVESTING
** HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL DROPS
** CROSSING NUMEROUS STATES!
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2023 06:00 PM (RHGPo)

Yeah... sorry... we're busy.

Posted by: US Secret Service, who prosecutes wire fraud at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

150 > How do you spice mammoth, do you think? Salt. Maybe some butter and garlic?

Depends on how gamey and fatty it is.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (j2Xg6)

151 Thunderbird FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (+GUcx)

Fortified wine product.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

152 "Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys
Posted by: Ben Had"

I hope they have one of those things that burns the hair off.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (iayUP)

153 That sidebar thing on "Cisgender" is pretty good at giving the troubling background of the term. Its nasty and unpleasant.

But my problem with the term is more philosophical. The reason they started to use this term is because they are trying to depose base line normal. All the other terms for various perversions were different than normal, contrasted with normal. Normal is heterosexual. Normal is, well, the vast majority of humanity for all our existence.

But they didn't want that dichotomy. They want normal to be eliminated, there is no "normal" to these wierdos, they want there to be just a rainbow of various categories. Even more, they want to normalize the bizarre and twisted, and make normal people the Other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (0hOvj)

154 Wooly mammoth balls sounds like something you would find at a Chinese wet-market.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

155 > Damn it! Didn't they WATCH Jurassic Park?

Dino DNA.
Thinking machines, supercomputers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (j2Xg6)

156 152 "Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys
Posted by: Ben Had"

I hope they have one of those things that burns the hair off.
Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (iayUP)

Hey, it comes with it's own floss!

Better than celery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

157 Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys

Will they be on the menu for Texas MoMe?? lol..

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (wagHN)

158 And just like that...it's a meatball thread.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (Xrfse)

159 155 > Damn it! Didn't they WATCH Jurassic Park?

Dino DNA.
Thinking machines, supercomputers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (j2Xg6)

Laura Dern looking pretty healthy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

160 "Female students at the University of Wyoming are suing their sorority after it allowed a trans-identified male to join.
The suit alleges that Artemis Langford has been "watching" the women undress in the sorority house, sometimes while erect."

https://twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/
1641075236027224064

Plot twist - only 7 sorority sisters are suing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Is it a plot twist tho? It's been over a decade since trans normalization began and accelerated... I have been more than disappointed in the lack of women who refuse to circle the wagons and fight against it.

But Trump said that when you are rich (women) will let you grab them by the pussy (true), and women lose their minds (MeAgain).
These are the hills women have decided to die on in our glorious female future. (It's present time now).

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (qR50u)

161 Samuel L Jackson before he became a meme.

Neuman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

162 Dino DNA.
Thinking machines, supercomputers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (j2Xg6)

"Hold on to your butts."

~Before he was really famous Sam Jackson

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (OgrpQ)

163 158 And just like that...it's a meatball thread.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 29, 2023 06:04 PM (Xrfse)

Dang... think this just became a spaghetti night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (oHd/0)

164 How do you spice mammoth, do you think? Salt. Maybe some butter and garlic?
Posted by: Charles Boyer

A hay bale of green onions.

Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

165 @127,124 I'm holding out for giant ground sloth tartar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (W2hoj)

166 The King Harv F35 ad is awesome!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (GwxCX)

167 Looks like wooly mammoth meatballs are back on the menu, boys

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:01 PM (A2Xrq)

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That'd be a great new nickname for Gov. Redrum DeathSanguination [h/t Ace].

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (vrjjg)

168 A hay bale of green onions.
Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

169 "I know this, its Unix!"
--little girl looking at a GUI that is clearly not Unix

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)

170 *sees supercomputer rotating graphical interface*

"This is Linux, I know Linux"

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

171 166 The King Harv F35 ad is awesome!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (GwxCX)

Eh, he'll regret it. He's opened himself up to massive flak from Anna Puma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

172 Demi-jinx!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

173 The King Harv F35 ad is awesome!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2023 06:05 PM (GwxCX)

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Did they use one of Anna Puma's models?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (vrjjg)

174 So it just doesn't feel right to Alexandria Donkey Chomsky. Yep, libs in a nutshell. Forget about what's right, rule on feelings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (GwxCX)

175 > They filled in the gaps with Sabertooth tiger DNA.

They actually used African elephant DNA to fill the gaps.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (j2Xg6)

176 The kids in the movie were not too insufferable.

Posted by: tubal at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

177 The smacking when the kids are eating. Dear Lord, that set my teeth on edge then and even now when I think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (zZu0s)

178 OT- "Legal Insurrection" site has info on the police officers who took down the Nashville school shooter. I think they are both veterans:

https://tinyurl.com/27f4ys92

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 06:07 PM (e2c+W)

179 sheesh fd, you gotta peel.em.

How were the lead free quail?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:08 PM (A2Xrq)

180 170 *sees supercomputer rotating graphical interface*

"This is Linux, I know Linux"
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, worked computer security for years... never saw any of those really cool scenes like in Hackers...

Maybe not enough LSD?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 29, 2023 06:08 PM (oHd/0)

181 The kids in the Jurassic Park book are mostly just hostage victims who are pretty ignorable. Spielberg wanted to give them a bigger role to pull in little kids, give them someone to identify with. Which is cool, but they made the worthless little screaming girl from the book into an incredibly obnoxious pile of crap. The few things they took from the book where the kids did anything, they took away from the little boy and gave to her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:08 PM (0hOvj)

182 The kid characters were early gender-swapped from the book. The boy was the computer whiz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

183 It is a movie about dinosaurs. That alone will pull in the kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

184 183 It is a movie about dinosaurs. That alone will pull in the kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

My grandson agrees…

Posted by: tubal at March 29, 2023 06:09 PM (PCK5/)

185 enters '******'

enters 'override'

<entry granted

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (yQpMk)

186 I'm with AOC on this one.

I'm sure the government has all sorts of things written into the bill "for our protection".

Just like the Patriot Act.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (YPWOk)

187 Yeah, worked computer security for years... never saw any of those really cool scenes like in Hackers.

Nobody in Hollywood has the dimmest clue what hacking is like or how computers work. Its almost comical watching them flail around depicting hacking.

Hint: its really boring in real life except to the hacker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (0hOvj)

188 The hacking scenes in Spaceballs were top notch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (zZu0s)

189 dammit

enters '******'

enters 'override'

< entry granted

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (yQpMk)

190 Which is 100% why Tik Tok will remain untouched by the Ban Tik Tok legislation.
_____

Hey, how else are we supposed to become multi-millionaires on a public servant salary!
-John Thune

Posted by: GOPe (now with more F.U.!) at March 29, 2023 06:10 PM (fs1hN)

191 The little boy in Jurassic Park later played Sledge in The Pacific series.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2023 06:11 PM (u73oe)

192 The most ridiculous:

Swordfish, both with and without blowjobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

193 *tappity tappity tap*
Enhance
*tappity tappity tap*
Enhance...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)

194 pan right and pull back

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

195 The most ridiculous:

Swordfish

Dude, you need 8 screens and typing like a monkey slapping that treat lever to hack, that's totally how it works!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (0hOvj)

196 This is not live. The camera wasn't looking there.

Jack Bauer: ENHANCE!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

197 AOC is one of 25 accounts Elon's Twitter is "boosting" and shuff according to documents leaked or released.
- Lebron
- Catturd 🤡
- Biden
- Ben Shapiro 🤡

These are a few more.

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (qR50u)

198 >>I'm with AOC on this one.

>>I'm sure the government has all sorts of things written into the bill "for our protection".

>>Just like the Patriot Act.

She's not against the bill, she's against banning Tik Tok specifically. Cause she's getting paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

199 Dude, you need 8 screens and typing like a monkey slapping that treat lever to hack, that's totally how it works!

He's only got 90 seconds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

200 Apropos of nothing, Terri Nunn formerly of the 80s group Berlin who had the hit "Take My Breath Away" from the first Top Gun soundtrack, still looks good.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2023 06:13 PM (fs1hN)

201 That sidebar thing on "Cisgender" is pretty good at giving the troubling background of the term. Its nasty and unpleasant.

But my problem with the term is more philosophical. The reason they started to use this term is because they are trying to depose base line normal. All the other terms for various perversions were different than normal, contrasted with normal. Normal is heterosexual. Normal is, well, the vast majority of humanity for all our existence.

But they didn't want that dichotomy. They want normal to be eliminated, there is no "normal" to these wierdos, they want there to be just a rainbow of various categories. Even more, they want to normalize the bizarre and twisted, and make normal people the Other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:03 PM (0hOvj)
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Well said, Christopher. I don't know the origin, am disgusted by, and never use the term -- unless in a mocking comment (e.g. cisheteropatriarchy).

It annoys me when any conservative uses it (even Prager will refer to himself as a "CIS-male." Ugh ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:13 PM (vrjjg)

202 Dude, you need 8 screens and typing like a monkey slapping that treat lever to hack, that's totally how it works!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (0hOvj)

And Halle Berry's boobs. And John Travolta there for ... some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

203 She's not against the bill, she's against banning Tik Tok specifically. Cause she's getting paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Well then I'm AOC-adjacent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 29, 2023 06:13 PM (YPWOk)

204 "can you take that image of her eyeball in this grainy black and white security camera from a block away? The reflection shows his digital watch establishing the exact time of the crime!"
--CSI shows

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:14 PM (0hOvj)

205 I liked Swordfish. I may have to watch it again to see if it holds up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

206 - I'm sure this doesn't have anything to do with anything else: TikTok's Chinese parent company ByteDance just happened to give a six figure donation to the Black and Hispanic (Leftwing) Caucus "nonprofits."

Our politicians would jerk off a gay retard donkey for a dime.
Just

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:14 PM (qR50u)

207 They JAMMED it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

208 Swordfish was like an old Mission:Impossible, but seen from the outside.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (yQpMk)

209 > little girl looking at a GUI that is clearly not Unix

*slaps nerd dick on the table*

Acktually, the graphical system they used on screen for Jurassic Park is an accurate depiction of the SGI 3D file system navigator for IRIX, which is a Unix derivative.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (j2Xg6)

210 Any movie with scenes of computer hacking has to have this line of dialogue:

"...and we're in."

Posted by: DB - flanking the enemy at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (geLO8)

211 I flap my arms at you Deplorables!!!

Posted by: Cora Segal at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

212 which is a Unix derivative.

So... not Unix, then?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)

213 That racist idiot ego Trump was ready to ban tiktok long before it was fashionable.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (BXxcV)

214 94 The best way to understand leftists - including the DC gangster regime - is to watch the Bob's Country Bunker scene in the Blues Brothers. Pretending to be a band called the Good Ol' Boys, Jake and Ellwood ask the bartender what kind of music her patrons like. She says, "We got both kinds . . . country *and* western."

When I worked in a NW DC bar in college (cough cough years ago), some of the regulars worked at Dept of Interior. One of the geologists shared a funny when he got back from a field trip to the Dakotas area, and visited a site for a few days that had a small crossroads town within driving distance, and one bar with sawdust on the floor.
One of the DC bureaucrats along for the ride asked the waitress what kind of wine they had, and she said she'd ask.
When she came back, she kindly told him "Red, and white!"

Posted by: barbarausa at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (uAuXI)

215 AOC is one of 25 accounts Elon's Twitter is "boosting" and shuff according to documents leaked or released.
- Lebron
- Catturd 🤡
- Biden
- Ben Shapiro 🤡

These are a few more.

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:12 PM (qR50u)
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You left out two turd emojis there.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (vrjjg)

216 "The most ridiculous:"

Even at the time that was so painful to watch.

Posted by: Bosk at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (ZVuYy)

217 205 I liked Swordfish. I may have to watch it again to see if it holds up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

I just remember a few things:
-Travolta was more creepy than usual
-Jackman's ex-wife in the movie hooked up with a porn mogul and acted in films while he is trying to win custody of their daughter back.
-Halle Berry, for all of being naked, was not particularly sexy in the movie.
-I am supposed to believe that John Travolta is some sort of Hannibal like mastermind? Right...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

218 Accidentally
Occasionally
Cognizant
is no more than a useless oxygen THIEF!

A pox on her house!

Posted by: Katfish at March 29, 2023 06:17 PM (+Z2md)

219 The hackers in movies never make typos. I hate them for that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:17 PM (yQpMk)

220 *slaps nerd dick on the table*

Sorry, but they'll just pay you.

Posted by: Big Sausage Pizza Delivery at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

221 I thought a hacker was a bad thing. The girl in Jurassic park says she prefers to be called a hacker.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (wagHN)

222 AOC, blind hog finds acorn. Her gift may have worked in the Coutnry's favor for once.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (A2Xrq)

223 I don't trust any bill by any of these fucktards. I want them to do nothing. That's what I want them to do. Nothing. But they won't. Not the specific kind of nothing I'm talking about anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (BXxcV)

224 Swordfish was very much of its time. I liked From Paris With Love a lot more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (0hOvj)

225 Way back when, before personal firewalls were a thing, and net send wasn't turned off, on occasion, I'd go through our firewall logs and do a "net send knock it off."

If the message didn't bounce back, I'd sort of assume some script kiddie got a surprise.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (2YtOq)

226 I saw Nerd Dick open for Devo in '81 at JLA

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (/6GbT)

227 Any movie with scenes of computer hacking has to have this line of dialogue:

"...and we're in."
Posted by: DB - flanking the enemy at March 29, 2023 06:15 PM (geLO

***

And any medical scene where they have to use the defibrillator, they have to use it three times, always increasing the power.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (anj39)

228 I think the tech nerd in National Treasure says "...and we are in."

same diff

Posted by: DB - flanking the enemy at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (geLO8)

229 The hacker bit in Office Space was more realistic than anything else I've seen in a movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj)

230 "TikTok's Chinese parent company ByteDance just happened to give a six figure donation to the Black and Hispanic (Leftwing) Caucus "nonprofits.""

Why would ByteDance reduce the size of their pandering donations? Used to be seven figures in 2020, didn't it?

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (MvF+J)

231 And any medical scene where they have to use the defibrillator, they have to use it three times, always increasing the power.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (anj39)

We're losing him!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

232 AOC, blind hog finds acorn. Her gift may have worked in the Coutnry's favor for once.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2023 06:18 PM (A2Xrq)

I sincerely doubt it.

She's as likely to save this country from a bad bill as Manchin is. And if she does it's because something much worse is planned.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (BXxcV)

233 Sandy Cortez didn't do anything.

Her staff drew up some bullshit to sooth the base.

She hasn't the brain power to open a locked car door let alone pontificate about Tik-Tok.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (Q4IgG)

234 Neanderthals decline began when the sous vide cult was born. Took 3 months to cook a mammoth this way and they starved waiting.

Posted by: Addled Historian at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (aFgj+)

235 -Halle Berry, for all of being naked, was not particularly sexy in the movie.
***
Aetius, need some details on this juicy nugget.

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (qR50u)

236 And any medical scene where they have to use the defibrillator, they have to use it three times, always increasing the power.

Any time someone has to research something, search for something, or go door to door asking about something it takes 3 tries

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (0hOvj)

237 Halle Berry, for all of being naked, was not particularly sexy in the movie.

Whoa.........

Posted by: Bosk at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (ZVuYy)

238 I saw Nerd Dick open for Devo in '81 at JLA
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM (/6GbT)

One of my students was from Norway. He was nerdick.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2023 06:21 PM (anj39)

239 The problem with banning TikTok is that they won't just pass a bill that says TikTok is banned.

They'll pass a bill to access my emails, browser history, hard drive and online comments and say that it was necessary to do all that to a hicktard bartender in order to legally ban a Chinese social
media site.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 29, 2023 06:21 PM (YPWOk)

240 "can you take that image of her eyeball in this grainy black and white security camera from a block away? The reflection shows his digital watch establishing the exact time of the crime!"
--CSI shows
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:14 PM (0hOvj)

Enhance!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 29, 2023 06:21 PM (ZSK0i)

241 Halle Berry, for all of being naked, was not particularly sexy in the movie.

Lithe.

https://bityl.co/HuyG

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2023 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

242 Aetius, need some details on this juicy nugget.
Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:20 PM (qR50u)

She's topless in a bit of a surprise scene. It is kind of dropped in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

243 Need about 4,000 pages to ban tiktok I think.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2023 06:22 PM (BXxcV)

244 > So... not Unix, then?

Dinosaurs were breaking down the door. "Unix system" is close enough to "Unix derivative" under that sort of pressure. Maybe if she had said "This is Unix" I'd be less willing to grant her some grace.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:23 PM (j2Xg6)

245 Ladies, how would you like to sample one of my mammoth balls?

I seasoned it with dirt and ash. You'll like it so much you'll be coming for more.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 29, 2023 06:24 PM (Jg7EG)

246 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:24 PM (zZu0s)

247 Actually listening to Philadelphia 1210 Rich Zeoli and he is railing against this Tik-Tok ban than does all kinds of overreacting when they could jus
Tik-Tok is banned not a 55 page bill

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 06:24 PM (xhxe8)

248 > I thought a hacker was a bad thing. The girl in Jurassic park says she prefers to be called a hacker.

Old school computer people still grumble about how Hollywood and other noobs took the word "hacker" and turned it into a bad thing. Someone who was a skilled coder back in the day definitely would have called themselves a hacker.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2023 06:25 PM (j2Xg6)

249 Tik Tok is the Mcguffin... control over your electronics is the real plot.
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RC Elections is an anagram of electronics

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2023 06:25 PM (BXxcV)

250
And any medical scene where they have to use the defibrillator, they have to use it three times, always increasing the power.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2023 06:19 PM

But never shaving the guys chest beforehand - which is required for good electrical contact. My wife had to take a defib class and when they got to that point she said, 'Not a problem with my husband'.

Don't h8, congratulate. Neanderthal is not overly represented in my genes.

Posted by: Delaware's Favorite Son at March 29, 2023 06:25 PM (enJYY)

251 I meant this nugget. Never heard about this.

- Jackman's ex-wife in the movie hooked up with a porn mogul and acted in films while he is trying to win custody of their daughter back.

Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:26 PM (qR50u)

252 No matter where Jason Bourne is, he can always access the internet flawlessly- no latency, no buffering, it's perfect

Posted by: DB - flanking the enemy at March 29, 2023 06:26 PM (geLO8)

253 No matter where Jason Bourne is, he can always access the internet flawlessly

Hey dial up in a M'butu*click*du'ku computer shop is awesome

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2023 06:28 PM (0hOvj)

254 - Jackman's ex-wife in the movie hooked up with a porn mogul and acted in films while he is trying to win custody of their daughter back.
Posted by: Dr. Beef Tip at March 29, 2023 06:26 PM (qR50u)

That is a weird bit as well. It is the side plot that has a ton of detail that seems random. Jackman and his wife are divorced. He is trying to get money together to get his daughter away from his wife and her porn mogul new husband. That's WHY he takes Travolta's job even though it is a major risk because he is convicted of computer crimes and cannot touch a computer, etc.

The stuff with the wife acting in her husband's films seems a lot like an early version of setting up a Taken like single dad fantasy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 29, 2023 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

255 "And we're in" is my line!!!!

Posted by: Regular joe at March 29, 2023 06:35 PM (nnp+f)

256 Feh. I’d feel safer putting my info on Tik-Tok than a U.S. Government Approved (TM) social media site.

At least Tik-Tok won’t cooperate with the feds to get me fired, banned, doxed, SWATED, and arrested for failing to respect someone’s pronouns or disagreeing with Fauci.

Posted by: EFG at March 29, 2023 06:48 PM (Ae67h)

257 I'm with AOC on this one.
We've settled that. We are quibbling over price.
--Young Churchill

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 29, 2023 06:58 PM (jYCXf)

258 I'm all for banning Tiktok. Unfortunately the current bill in consideration is an authoritarian hellbeast designed 99% as a weapon against US citizens and 1% (being generous) as a measure against China's brainwashing and intelligence-gathering app.

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