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Biden Allegedly Wakes Up and Orders a Retaliatory Air Strike Against a Suspected Iran-Funded Base in Syria

This was after the Iran-funded base used a drone to attack and kill a US contractor.

Boy the world sure is afraid of Biden. He really has returned America to its pinnacle place in the world, as NeverTrump promised he would.


The US conducted an airstrike in Syria against what it said were Iranian-affiliated facilities after a suspected Iranian drone on Thursday struck a facility housing US personnel in the country, killing an American contractor and wounding five US service members.

The contractor was an American citizen, a spokesman for US Central Command confirmed, and an additional US contractor was also wounded in the strike. An official familiar with the matter told CNN that the injured service members are all in stable condition.

"The intelligence community assess the UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) to be of Iranian origin," the Pentagon said.

In response to the strike, President Joe Biden authorized a precision airstrike "in eastern Syria against facilities used by groups affiliated with Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC)," Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin said in the statement.

The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."

Wow that certainly sounds menacing. I'm sure Iran will be on best behavior now.

I wonder if the strike killed any Austere Religious Scholars, as the Washington Post said of Trump's airstrike that took out the top leader of the Revolutionary Guards. You know, when the left screamed about an effective strike against Iranian interests in Syria.

Posted by: Ace at 02:07 PM




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1 Ace, some of your last post is mixed up with this one!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)

2 Blow up the Syian pipeline!

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 02:07 PM (O69GV)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 02:07 PM (T4tVD)

4 Shorted "below the fold" comments, EVAH!!

Posted by: Scott_T at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (2waQ7)

5 Biden Allegedly Wakes Up and Orders a Retaliatory Air Strike Against a Suspected Iran-Funded Base in Syria

Is Biden getting us (more) involved in any conflicts in Antarctica? Seems like he's going for every continent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (uvymP)

6 Ace - Not only does he not read the comments, not read the coblogs - he has advanced to not read his own posts.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (SLZRw)

7 Ace, some of your last post is mixed up with this one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:07 PM (DRSnL)
----
Ah, leave him alone. He's on a roll!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2)

8 Ace, some of your last post is mixed up with this one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023


***
"You got Syria on my Kari Lake bar!"

"No, you got Kari Lake on my Syria!"

Two great tastes that go great together. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

9 Worth noting: the judge refused to allow most of the complaints that the Lake campaign had, just this one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:09 PM (0hOvj)

10 Happy Friday Everyone....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at March 24, 2023 02:09 PM (dH+d5)

11 Meeso happy to comment on new thread!

Posted by: JarJar Binks at March 24, 2023 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

12 "I wonder if the strike killed any Austere Religious Scholars, as the Washington Post said of Trump's airstrike that took out the top leader of the Revolutionary Guards. You know, when the left screamed about an effective strike against Iranian interests in Syria."

Not only did killing Soleimani break the back of the Iranian war machine, it had little collateral damage. The kind of strike Presidents would be lionized for. If only they're not Bad Orange Julius.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:09 PM (DTm0P)

13 Hey, anyone remember when Trump told the military to withdraw our troops from Syria and the military said, sure, okay, we will do that, then went to the Drag Show at the O-Club instead?

Yeah, good times, good times.

WTAF are we doing in Syria now anyway? The SECDEF signed an order that the GWOT was over as of December 21, 2022.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (pwExq)

14 Why are there Americans in Syria?

Are we at war with Assad? No? Then get them the hell home.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

15 "You got Syria on my Kari Lake bar!"

"No, you got Kari Lake on my Syria!"

Two great tastes that go great together. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (J2vNu)


I was hoping someone would do that! Thanks Wolfus.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (DRSnL)

16 Look Jack I managed not to incinerate a dozen civilians including kids this time. Right Mark my man?

Posted by: Fecal Fuhrer at March 24, 2023 02:11 PM (OZjDX)

17 I remember something superficially similar to this, from a few years ago.

Oh yes. I remember it now. Trump ordered a strike on Syrian assets - likely actually Russian assets - as part of a small number of surgical strikes to decapitate ISIS and its power bases. I also seem to recall Trump ordering incursions to take out various top-level Iranian military and terror leaders.

I also seem to remember that the press viewed these actions as provocative, war-mongering operations that would plunge us into WWIII for no reason other than stroking Trump's ego.

It's odd how things change so fast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

18 To be honest, reading about a contractor in a war zone makes me wonder who needed drywalling so bad they had to go overseas to get the experience.

I’m sure that is what happened.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (3wNhr)

19 Send Levine Rachel Levine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

20 Ace - Not only does he not read the comments, not read the coblogs - he has advanced to not read his own posts.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM


He's distracted by the upcoming weekend Vespa run.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

21 Was it one of Iran's new "Reaper" drones?

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (AwYPR)

22 The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."

Who the fuck writes that shit? A room full of retarded lawyers, strung-out Mad Men drop-outs, and drunken monkeys? It's gobbledygook. To the extent it means anything, taking "action" to minimize risk and casualties means essentially that they did nothing. The action they took was to do nothing?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

23 Keep in mind, ace, that 'contractor,' in this context likely means a prior SOCOM guy who got picked up to do the same work on the private side.

Like our guys at Benghazi.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (/nCD+)

24 "The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties.""

this seems pointless to me, and only guarantees that we will continue down this road until such time as a full blown war breaks out.

i mean, ou kill a contractor and we blow up a few decrepit buildings? yeah, they're happy with that trade.

We SHOULD have leveled the base the drone came from and said do it again and we level that one too. DON'T kill americans, dumbasses.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Mkvkw)

25 Are we at war with Assad? No? Then get them the hell home.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

Assad is the least-worst option there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (tkR6S)

26 "You got Syria on my Kari Lake bar!"

"No, you got Kari Lake on my Syria!"

Two great tastes that go great together. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023
*
I was hoping someone would do that! Thanks Wolfus.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023


***
In my case, we see the results of a youth spent parked in front of the television, and a mental lumberyard full of memory scraps.

Jordan, I haven't seen you on Pixy's Tech Thread in a while, or maybe I just missed you. Wassup?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

27 Bombing Iranians? Bomb them some more, Joe!!
Go get 'em!

We're not at war
So just forget it
It's just a silly phase
We're going through

We're not at war
Oh,nooooo, just because
OOh , we send a lot to Ukraine
Oooh, we send a lot to Syria
Ooooooh, we send a lot....

We're not at war
So just forget it
It's just a silly phase
We're going through

for more music entertainment
https://tinyurl.com/bdfmtaky

Posted by: Witless Protection Program at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (vcOmj)

28 Ah this double post brings me back.

All I need now is a sandwich with googly eyes and my day will be complete.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (w+8sA)

29 Not only did killing Soleimani break the back of the Iranian war machine, it had little collateral damage. The kind of strike Presidents would be lionized for. If only they're not Bad Orange Julius.
Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:09 PM (DTm0P)
++++
I am not sure about that. If Clinton or Obama had done it, it would have been front-page news offered with fairly little commentary beyond some interviews with various generals who would say it was a good move.

For some reason, even today, the American propaganda machine is squeamish when it comes to targeted assassination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

30 American "contractors" continue to do the junta's bidding in Syria. It was one of these contractors who was killed. Several US service members were injured. It's been a tit-for-tat thing over the last couple days between the US and Iran's IRGC.

The drone was likely an Iranian "suicide" drone similar to what they're selling to Russia to use in their war with Ukraine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

31 Think of the money and lives we would save if Trump was in the WH.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (2uOKS)

32 What about the environmental impacts of that air strike?????

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

33 Wow that certainly sounds menacing. I'm sure Iran will be on best behavior now.

I assume now that we're still at war with Iran, and their proxies, in Syria that we'll be sending them a few billion more dollars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (uvymP)

34 Shit, he coulda sent in some antifa and BLM operators.

They specialize in buildings, and know murder's a no-no.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (KiBMU)

35 You've got Syria in my Lake thread!

You've got Lake in my Syria thread!

Two great posts that go great together.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (Vwz3I)

36 The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."

In other words, we gave an ineffectual slap back, which only emboldens our enemies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (wmDcS)

37 Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (TNyrE)

38 Look Jack, don't make me send a Raper Drone.

Posted by: Fecal Fuhrer at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (OZjDX)

39 Send Levine Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023


***
It's here in Da Swamp giving a speech, or will start said speech in about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

40 this seems pointless to me, and only guarantees that we will continue down this road until such time as a full blown war breaks out.

i mean, ou kill a contractor and we blow up a few decrepit buildings? yeah, they're happy with that trade.

We SHOULD have leveled the base the drone came from and said do it again and we level that one too. DON'T kill americans, dumbasses.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Mkvkw)
++++
If you're going to strike, make it meaningful. Trump did with his Syrian strike. Destroyed a lot of their complex, effective and expense Russian equipment and probably a fair number of Russian "consultants" making the thing work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (t0OGg)

41 Yeah.. Biden ordered that.. That pencil neck John Kirby when asked about the Russia/China marriage said it was proof that they are afraid of Us or some sort of hog wash.. Yeah they're askereeeed....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (bs+z0)

42 Deja vu all over again, but not busty redhead...yet.
Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

43 Horde mind on chocolate!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (Vwz3I)

44 To be honest, reading about a contractor in a war zone makes me wonder who needed drywalling so bad they had to go overseas to get the experience.

I’m sure that is what happened.
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (3wNhr)

The guy was probably a service member until he got deaded, then miraculously transitioned to a "contractor".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (tkR6S)

45 Hey man, we had peace and prosperity not seen in a generation but apparently 81 million ballots had the sadz.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (n/8Ck)

46 It is s funny feeling to say or hear something here, and then a week or so later, hear the same thing on the radio. We do have a time machine, or just ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (lTGtQ)

47 I wonder what the former DOD Diversity and Equity gal thought about this strike. I mean I really want to hear if she thinks Whitey was right or wrong to do this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (pVWRI)

48 Honestly I'm not fond of the "you got one of our guys, we're going to get some of yours" retaliation response foreign policy. Where's the leadership in that? Where's the guidance? How do you solve problems this way?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)

49 The SECDEF signed an order that the GWOT was over as of December 21, 2022.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (pwExq)

yeah, we gave up the globe. it's now a theater based war.

so it's a:
Theater
War
Against
Terror

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (Mkvkw)

50 Horde mind on chocolate!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 02:15 PM (Vwz3I)


I worked with a younger gal a few years back; we both were printing documents to the same printer. I went to retrieve them, and her docs were mixed up with mine. I said to her, "you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" She gave me a blank look and said, "what?" Friggin kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

51 So, we are marching towards Syria now? Must be a lot of 10% for the big guy there.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (2uOKS)

52 Assad is the least-worst option there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

As an Alberta Oil Peon, you are probably well-versed in the underlying cause for the ongoing Syrian "Civil War".

Sunni Saudi Arabia would like to run a natural gas pipeline into Europe and make big bucks selling them Nat Gas.
Russia, not too keen on see the KSA cut in on their action, is resisting, and backing "Assad", as he is called. The Sunni majority in Syria has been "egged on" by the KSA and others to Fight the Power, Man, and overturn the government, so KSA and the other Sunni Gulf States can run that NatGas pipeline through Syria to Europe.
Money, gas, Lawyers, guns, money.....somewhere there is a song for this.

Posted by: Witless Protection Program at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (vcOmj)

53 I also seem to remember that the press viewed these actions as provocative, war-mongering operations that would plunge us into WWIII for no reason other than stroking Trump's ego.

It's odd how things change so fast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)


There's a Democrat in the White House. Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of ambiguous sexuality!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (uvymP)

54 Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM

They just switched their war to the War against white conservatives

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (bs+z0)

55 The drone was likely an Iranian "suicide" drone similar to what they're selling to Russia to use in their war with Ukraine.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

"Suicide drone" = cruise missile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (tkR6S)

56 47 I wonder what the former DOD Diversity and Equity gal thought about this strike. I mean I really want to hear if she thinks Whitey was right or wrong to do this
----------------
What paint chip color was the contractor?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (2uOKS)

57 Tell dems If you are not in the uniform of your higher ups, you can be shot instantly for being a spy or a looter.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (hjCSw)

58 Jordan, I haven't seen you on Pixy's Tech Thread in a while, or maybe I just missed you. Wassup?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)


I'm not up that early nowadays!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (DRSnL)

59 Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (84jHt)

60 yeah, we gave up the globe. it's now a theater based war.

so it's a:
Theater
War
Against
Terror
Posted by: SturmToddler

So it's the perfect position for Kamala then.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (qmOv7)

61 So...Putin has Syria all buttoned down, correct?

or am I misremembering

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (dCxaZ)

62 My boss never came in this morning, and he's supposed to be at the conference with the Admiral of the Ocean Sea (aka Levine) this afternoon. I think I'm on my own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

64 But we're not at war.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Honestly I'm not fond of the "you got one of our guys, we're going to get some of yours" retaliation response foreign policy. Where's the leadership in that? Where's the guidance? How do you solve problems this way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Solve problems? What sort of profit is there in that?

Posted by: Witless Protection Program at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

66 I am not sure about that. If Clinton or Obama had done it, it would have been front-page news offered with fairly little commentary beyond some interviews with various generals who would say it was a good move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

Obama, maybe. And mostly because certain people wanted the Iran Deal to go off. Clinton would absolutely have gotten the full tongue bath because Iran was still obviously an enemy power back then. For instance, look at his bombings of Sudan.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (DTm0P)

67 Ace, some of your last post is mixed up with this one!
Posted by: Jordan61


I don't know, they could be related, as in wag the dog.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (lTGtQ)

68 Now I'm craving Reese's peanut butter cups.

Posted by: Ilene Wright at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (VD8D9)

69 so it's a:
Theater
War
Against
Terror
Posted by: SturmToddler

Are we sure it's not a:
Sustained Urban Conflict, Kinetic?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (/nCD+)

70 Remember, one of the reasons given for why it was impossible that we blew up the pipelines was that Biden wasn't the sort of guy who would order military action.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (2tUFv)

71 Honestly I'm not fond of the "you got one of our guys, we're going to get some of yours" retaliation response foreign policy. Where's the leadership in that? Where's the guidance? How do you solve problems this way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)

see me and Joe at 40. you make it obvious and painful in a way that they say, shit better not do that again....

tit for tat crap they're doing now? it's exactly what you're pointing out, imo

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Mkvkw)

72 Lake announced in January that she had three whistleblowers who claim 130,000 votes had been rejected because of bogus signatures, but "higher-ups" insisted they be counted.


And who was in charge of that election........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

73 WORLD WAR THREE IS GOING TO BE LIT!

Posted by: The Deep State! at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (2tUFv)

74 Why are we even in Syria? We weren’t invited. Just another country to occupy

And then, in typical DU fashion....the rest of the thread goes to Ukraine? Pro-Israel, anti-Iran...it's like Bizarro World!

Time to take out those Iranian drone factories. So they can stop selling 'em to Russia to attack Ukrainians and stop the attacks on American in Syria too.

The problem is that the drones can made in homes where they can be hidden I hope the Mossad and the CIA get some boots on the ground inside of Iran and take care of business.

One they forced down in Ukraine had a lot of parts seemingly of western origin in it, but someone there who knew a decent amount of English said the labeling was misspelled, so who knows? I have to wonder if the mad Mullahs are stockpiling cash because they realize they're one atrocity away from meeting the Shah's fate.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

75 Just finished a read, a novel set in SO CAL outside of SD and out around Bakersfield, and up into Vegas. Woman drone pilot with PTSD and a relative of one of those killed being near a bad guy Reaper strike, the relative after the woman. Vengeance.

The air forcers go to work every day in a trailer in the desert, and sit at a console flying a drone, hunting bad guys. Trying to catch the bad guy alone, and if they do, she lights him up with an electronic map pin the other guy with the reaper drone targets.

Biden takes the easy route, wastes a garage somewhere.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (KiBMU)

76 said to her, "you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" She gave me a blank look and said, "what?" Friggin kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

Next time make it "Snapchat in my TikTok" and she'll not only get it, she will think you are super cool and hip.

Or coming on to her.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (w+8sA)

77 I am surprised we had any munitions left to do an airstrike. I thought we had shipped all of them to Ukraine to fight those evil Ruskies.

Biden must be dipping into the stash reserved for use on those evil MAGA terrorists.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (MFZ8i)

78 Ummm...I'm confused. How does this help Ukraine?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

79 So, Ace is all copy/paste, eh?

I thought it was the fat guy that was always stealing HIS stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

80 WORLD WAR THREE IS GOING TO BE LIT!

Posted by: The Deep State!




Given how they also declared war on the oil industry, it will probably be unlit.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 02:22 PM (lTGtQ)

81

My drone is full of eels!

Posted by: Hungarian Gent, with a River Otter in my Pants at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (OVGnc)

82 Joey would have ordered it sooner, but he had to finish watching an episode of Hazel. It was that classic where cousin Gracie moves in with the Baxters.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (DhOHl)

83 79 So, Ace is all copy/paste, eh?

I thought it was the fat guy that was always stealing HIS stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)


ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)

84 Maybe disenfranchised Republicans in Maricopa County should protest outside the homes of county election officials, since AG Judy Garland says that's perfectly legal now. Make their voices heard.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (qmOv7)

85 I'm bored af and people are irritating me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (jAs5p)

86 Yeah I agree we shouldn't be in Syria, but we shouldn't be in Ukraine either (and we damned well do have "advisors" in there). We shouldn't be in any of the other 30 countries we have soldiers active in either for that matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

87 Given how they also declared war on the oil industry, it will probably be unlit.

World War III will be lit by the light of runaway U-235 reactions!

Posted by: The Deep State! at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)

88 Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US

Our gub'mint hardest hit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (Xrfse)

89
ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)



Heh. My mom used to say "I didn't raise him to be rude." My response was always "I'm not rude, I'm big boned!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

90 45: Hey man, we had peace and prosperity not seen in a generation but apparently 81 million ballots had the sadz.


No, they had the h8s.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (KiBMU)

91 My boss never came in this morning, and he's supposed to be at the conference with the Admiral of the Ocean Sea (aka Levine) this afternoon. I think I'm on my own.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)
---
Early weekend?

My own boss took off this afternoon, but I still have a few coworkers around so I can't really sneak off...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (YIVH2)

92 Politifact says the claim that Biden left 80 billion dollars worth of equipment in Afghanistan is unequivocally false and without merit.

They inform us that experts say was no more than 10 billion.

The Left are really something.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (w+8sA)

93 Was it a TransContractor?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

94 Honestly I'm not fond of the "you got one of our guys, we're going to get some of yours" retaliation response foreign policy. Where's the leadership in that? Where's the guidance? How do you solve problems this way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)


I prefer a more Roman-esque response.

If the matter isn't enough to kill over, leave.
If it is, and they kill one of ours, kill 10% of theirs.
If they persist, well, there's always the raze and salt solution. Admittedly, that last part would please the WEF which would cause me some distress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (uvymP)

95 Or coming on to her.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (w+8sA)


Well A.) I don't swing that way, and B.) she was attractive but batshit crazy. Which I believe is a violation of rule #1, although I don't have a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (DRSnL)

96 I'm bored af and people are irritating me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (jAs5p)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

97 the only thing preventing the start of 2024 election fraud is that the dems don't know if kamala will still be on the ballot.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (kFrCu)

98 72 Lake announced in January that she had three whistleblowers who claim 130,000 votes had been rejected because of bogus signatures, but "higher-ups" insisted they be counted.


And who was in charge of that election........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1-
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Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (MFZ8i)

99 people are irritating me.

That's a day ending in 'y' for me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Xrfse)

100 so it's a:
Theater
War
Against
Terror
Posted by: SturmToddler

Are we sure it's not a:
Sustained Urban Conflict, Kinetic?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Can't
Use
Normal
Thinking

That's the Biden Junta. It's all about the Benjamins, man.

Posted by: Witless Protection Program at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

101 55 The drone was likely an Iranian "suicide" drone similar to what they're selling to Russia to use in their war with Ukraine.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

"Suicide drone" = cruise missile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (tkR6S)


We continue to evaluate the data, but it does appear that Billings, Montana, was totally obliterated this morning by a foreign suicide weather balloon.

Posted by: John Kirby, Junta Mouthpiece at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

102 Remember that scene in "Kelly's Hero's" where Mulligan wakes up from a dead sleep and screams, "FIRE" into his field telephone?

I bet that is close to how Biden handled this.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

103 ----------
Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (MFZ8i)



He's not a republican.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Obama, maybe. And mostly because certain people wanted the Iran Deal to go off. Clinton would absolutely have gotten the full tongue bath because Iran was still obviously an enemy power back then. For instance, look at his bombings of Sudan.
Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:19 PM (DTm0P)
++++
Sure, but those are big actions. The specific squeamishness I have always seen is on the topic of assassination

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

105 Ummm...I'm confused. How does this help Ukraine?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

HOW DOES THIS HELP MY KIDS?

Posted by: Michelle Obama, really? at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

106 What in the hell is in Syria other than ancient ruins from 1st century AD?

Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (193FS)

107 Hey you dipped your Joe Biden in my Kari Lake!!!

Posted by: i'm just sayin at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (7SwcR)

108
HOW DOES THIS HELP MY KIDS?
Posted by: Michelle Obama, really? at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (vcOmj)



I'm sure they have PLENTY of weed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

109 although I don't have a dick

Would you like to borrow mine?

Posted by: Big Mike O. at March 24, 2023 02:27 PM (Xrfse)

110 The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."

Wow that certainly sounds menacing. I'm sure Iran will be on best behavior now.


"Just muscular enough to not be mocked" JEF
Wrong again, ShitMidas. OEJ

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2023 02:27 PM (FCbAQ)

111 So, Ace is all copy/paste, eh?

I thought it was the fat guy that was always stealing HIS stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)

it's the fur, but never shave an ewok....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:27 PM (Mkvkw)

112 Given how they also declared war on the oil industry, it will probably be unlit.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 02:22 PM (lTGtQ)
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Candlelit?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 02:27 PM (YIVH2)

113 Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (MFZ8i)

How effective at the game Republicans are depends what side Republican are on.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (w+8sA)

114 Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US

Our gub'mint hardest hit.

Yes, Biden is a big contributor.

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (84jHt)

115 Someone told Biden that the people in that part of Syria had been rude to their local school board.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (trdmm)

116 it's the fur, but never shave an ewok....
------------------
Don't they shave their ass when they get married?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (2uOKS)

117 Hey you dipped your Joe Biden in my Kari Lake!!!
Posted by: i'm just sayin

In the shower?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (qmOv7)

118 On Outnumbered today , one of the pundits quoted a Centcom statement that there have been 78 attacks by Iran on U.S. troops or contractors since 2021. After a contractor is killed they get around to responding.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (HR/qI)

119 The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."

Our reaction to any provocation should always be disproportionate. To discourage others.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (Bd6X8)

120 people are irritating me.
Posted by: nurse ratched



I've felt that way for a while. Probably from about the age of six.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (lTGtQ)

121 WTAF are we doing in Syria now anyway? The SECDEF signed an order that the GWOT was over as of December 21, 2022.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:10 PM (pwExq)
===

Hey we still have some military equipment after Traitor Joe's give away to the Tallliebon and conman Zelensky. So he will give what's left to ISIS in Syria.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (17s+e)

122 Probably already corrected, ace, but the hit on the "austere religious scholar" was the then-ISIS chief. The hit on the IGRC's commander was another one.

That war-like, "chaotic", "impulsive", "erratic" Trump!!!!

All that violence!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (OTzUX)

123 @83

>>ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.

I would describe him as George Lucas's better looking huskier brother.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (n/8Ck)

124 98 72 Lake announced in January that she had three whistleblowers who claim 130,000 votes had been rejected because of bogus signatures, but "higher-ups" insisted they be counted.


And who was in charge of that election........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1-
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Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (MFZ8i)

Kemp won. What does that tell you about the motives of Georgia's republican ruling class?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

125 83 79 So, Ace is all copy/paste, eh?

I thought it was the fat guy that was always stealing HIS stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)

ITS A SANDWICH I SAID!
SANDWICH!

Posted by: Jonah 'the Wale' Goldberg at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (53oGX)

126 Well A.) I don't swing that way, and B.) she was attractive but batshit crazy. Which I believe is a violation of rule #1, although I don't have a dick.
Posted by: Jordan61
---
You can buy them. They come in various colors and designs.

Posted by: An famous lesbian at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (YRSN6)

127 In the Joe Biden Administration, every day is Friday Dump Day!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (Jg7EG)

128 123 @83

>>ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.

I would describe him as George Lucas's better looking huskier brother.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:28 PM (n/8Ck)

Huskier?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (eYoxG)

129 We fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here.

Posted by: George W Biden at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (M3hSG)

130 99 people are irritating me.


It's Friday and I'm here to help!

https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0

Posted by: Rebecca Black at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (DhOHl)

131 It is with a heavy heart that I am announcing the resumption of the military draft.

Young people aren't joining the military for some reason, despite the fact that we now celebrate transgenderism in the military, and our ongoing military campaigns in Ukraine, Syria, Iran, Taiwan, Korea, and New Zealand require more cannon fodd -- er -- more brave Americans to heed their country's call.

Remember, if you serve out your term honorably, you will qualify for free gender-reassignment surgery!

Now, where's my tapioca pudding?

Posted by: Future Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (2tUFv)

132
so it's a:
Theater
War
Against
Terror
Posted by: SturmToddler

Close.

Combat
Unit
Neutralizing
Terrorists

Posted by: Joe's Stallin' at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (WmGrA)

133 Ummm...I'm confused. How does this help Ukraine?

one of my neighbors has two flags hung on either side of their door: one yuuge American flag and the other just as big a blue/yellow flag.

I think just to confuse matters I'll hang a big Italian flag in front of my house. They'll probably be scrambling to find out if the Current Thing is another war they somehow missed.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

134 Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US
Posted by: PG at March 24, 2023 02:18 PM (84jHt)


I always wonder if there are truly more cases, or if they are just diagnosing more kids who are on the "spectrum."

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

135 103 ----------
Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM (MFZ8i)


He's not a republican.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't know about that. He sure looks and acts like 99.9% of the elected cuck Republicans out there.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (MFZ8i)

136 Honestly I'm not fond of the "you got one of our guys, we're going to get some of yours" retaliation response foreign policy. Where's the leadership in that? Where's the guidance? How do you solve problems this way?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)


You don't. The goal is to not appear weak while also not doing anything which might require them to take a political risk.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (wmDcS)

137 ace isn't fat. He's just big boned.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pwExq)


Ewoks don't hunt hobos every day. Some days they've fed more recently and they're sleek, sitting around drinking Valu-Rite. Other days they're slimmer, on the hunt, seeking pelts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (uvymP)

138 For what purpose does the senator from Raytheon rise?

Posted by: The Senator from Northrop Grumman at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (DhOHl)

139 I'm bored af and people are irritating me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (jAs5p)


Have you consider a drone strike? It's all the thing now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (uvymP)

140 Politifact says the claim that Biden left 80 billion dollars worth of equipment in Afghanistan is unequivocally false and without merit.

They inform us that experts say was no more than 10 billion.

The Left are really something.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 02:24 PM (w+8sA)

depreciation since we left surely has dropped the overall asset value. 10 bil might be correct by now....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (Mkvkw)

141
Threads' subjects appear to be taking indecent liberties with one another. Such wanton behavior!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR)

142
BREAKING
US Conducts Air Strike; President To Be Woken, Told

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (geLO8)

143 Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US.

Autism isn't increasing, diagnosis of autism is increasing.

As young twatwaffles desperately seek any sort of diagnosis of 'out there' to be hip, edgy and part of the current In Crowd, dumbass behavior is drug into jack in the box counselors for The Holy Label of whatever.

In some high schools as much as 1/3 of the girls claim to be Les, Bi, Non-Bi, or the Label of the Week...

One recalls the crowd in Life of Brian "Yes, We Are All Individuals!"

Posted by: Dr. Smith-Jones at March 24, 2023 02:31 PM (OVGnc)

144 I always wonder if there are truly more cases, or if they are just diagnosing more kids who are on the "spectrum."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

Autistic kids = profit center for Big Pharma, and the physicians who suckle off their teat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 02:32 PM (tkR6S)

145 @128

>>Huskier?

The only photographic evidence of Ace is from over a decade ago, so, he more than likely has dropped a few stone since then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:32 PM (n/8Ck)

146 >>depreciation since we left surely has dropped the overall asset value. 10 bil might be correct by now....

Posted by: SturmToddler



everybody knows, as soon as you drive a Bradley off the lot it loses half its value

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 02:32 PM (geLO8)

147 I'm going to laugh my ass off when the Dems win the GA governorship in 2026.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 24, 2023 02:33 PM (wmDcS)

148 One recalls the crowd in Life of Brian "Yes, We Are All Individuals!"

I'm not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2023 02:33 PM (Bd6X8)

149 98 Georgia had a Republican in charge of their elections and the same shit still happened.

Either Republicans learn to play the game with the new rules of it is Game Over!
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 24, 2023 02:25 PM

We kept Trump out of office in 2020, and most of his icky goons in 2022. Seems like we were pretty successful.

Posted by: NeverTrump GOPe at March 24, 2023 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

150 141
Threads' subjects appear to be taking indecent liberties with one another. Such wanton behavior!

Dogs and cats living together!!

Posted by: Bill Murray at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM (DhOHl)

151 145 @128

>>Huskier?

The only photographic evidence of Ace is from over a decade ago, so, he more than likely has dropped a few stone since then.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:32 PM (n/8Ck)

Thought you were saying he was fatter than Lucas. Hopefully ace has had GAINZZ since then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM (eYoxG)

152 When will/how will Israel prevent nuclear weapons productions in Iran?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM (hjCSw)

153 The US, according to the Pentagon statement, "took proportionate and deliberate action intended to limit the risk of escalation and minimize casualties."


They killed U.S. citizens. We killed a building.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

154
Ace - Not only does he not read the comments, not read the coblogs - he has advanced to not read his own posts.
Posted by: Ryan Frank



Teh Ewok has NEVER read his own blog. OG Horde knows this.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (n+4am)

155 I always wonder if there are truly more cases, or if they are just diagnosing more kids who are on the "spectrum."

I agree, some time ago I seem to remember they abolished Asperger's and included it under the autism label, probably to inflate yet another minority group (as Democrats/neo-Marxists see themselves as the coalition of minorities; just like demisexual or whatever that was now being part of the "rainbow").

Still, this was also meant as a comment on the Biden administration.

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (84jHt)

156 I'm going to laugh my ass off when the Dems win the GA governorship in 2026.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Scientists project it would take 3.67x10^27 years for Stacy Abrams to laugh her ass off.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (qmOv7)

157 152 When will/how will Israel prevent nuclear weapons productions in Iran?
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Usury. It always works. And pron.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (2uOKS)

158 the physicians who suckle off their teat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How do you get some of that big money?

People keep saying that, but I've never been offered a penny. Hell, years ago, I couldn't even get one of those erection pens for the dick pill.

I must be doing it wrong...

Posted by: Dr. Smith-Jones at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (OVGnc)

159 @151

>>Thought you were saying he was fatter than Lucas. Hopefully ace has had GAINZZ since then.

Husky is not necessarily fat.

I've been husky most of my life, in fact I could probably stand to lose a good 25 lbs, but by no means would I consider my self fat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (n/8Ck)

160 They uhhh done blow'd up that GA Republican's daughter's boyfriend right after the election.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (1ais2)

161 The Biden administration announced its latest home appliance regulations this week, targeting air conditioners in an action it said would reduce the nation's carbon emissions.

Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO8)

162 157 152 When will/how will Israel prevent nuclear weapons productions in Iran?
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Usury. It always works. And pron.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (2uOKS)

Look at the Iranian inflation rate! Both inflation rates!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (eYoxG)

163 hen will/how will Israel prevent nuclear weapons productions in Iran?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM (hjCSw)
++++
When: at the last possible moment. They might miss their opportunity, but they will probably wait until the clock reads 11:59:59 to do anything

How: Airstrikes and possibly small strike teams preferred, all-out war if necessary. Probably fairly little in between.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

164 161 them first.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

165 I saw Usury & Pr0n off Broadway in '09. Meh.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 24, 2023 02:37 PM (DhOHl)

166 161 The Biden administration announced its latest home appliance regulations this week, targeting air conditioners in an action it said would reduce the nation's carbon emissions.
-----------------
Well, Summer is coming and this would annoy the Americans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:38 PM (2uOKS)

167 157 152 When will/how will Israel prevent nuclear weapons productions in Iran?
-----------------
Usury. It always works. And pron.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (2uOKS)

True. So true.

But ISR is getting Color (colour?) Revolutioned by Barry's ppl rn.

Which is so to speak a "bold move, Cotton".

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (1ais2)

168 Well, Summer is coming and this would annoy the Americans.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:38 PM (2uOKS)


Hell, it would annoy south Texans year-round.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

169 Hey you TX morons- Biden's handlers want your AC

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (geLO8)

170 If we have to pick between A/C and digging open pits and filling them with moonbats, well, sorry moonbats. You chose this.

Posted by: somedood at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (oL+dz)

171 Liza Minnelli was going to star in Suckling Off The Teat, but the deal fell through. I mean it. I'm serious. Not a joke.

Posted by: My word as a Biden at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (DhOHl)

172 This busty bikini redhead has noticed the double standard in reporting on this incident:
https://is.gd/J5U4dN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

173 The Biden administration announced its latest home appliance regulations this week, targeting air conditioners in an action it said would reduce the nation's carbon emissions.
Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO

Just in time for summer. Push it hard enough, and watch Rats swing in every town south of the Mason-Dixon.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (DTm0P)

174 Hey you TX morons- Biden's handlers want your AC
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (geLO8 )



They'll come for my AC. They'll get a taste of my AR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

175 I know, I know! Trump will be arrested in Biden’s basement! With secret documents!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 24, 2023 02:41 PM (glGDV)

176 150 141
Threads' subjects appear to be taking indecent liberties with one another. Such wanton behavior!

Dogs and cats living together!!
Posted by: Bill Murray at March 24, 2023 02:34 PM

You bigots! This is a trans-thread that identities as both the current and previous thread. It's normal, beautiful, and you have to date and screw it, or you're all transphobes!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at March 24, 2023 02:41 PM (JCZqz)

177 Teh Ewok has NEVER read his own blog. OG Horde knows this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2023 02:35 PM (n+4am)
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He ain't got time to read. Compiling those evening Cafe posts surely takes up most of his free time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 02:41 PM (YIVH2)

178
https://is.gd/J5U4dN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)



That hurts......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

179 171 Liza Minnelli was going to star in Suckling Off The Teat, but the deal fell through. I mean it. I'm serious. Not a joke.
----------------
Is she still alive? The thought gives me the shivers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:42 PM (2uOKS)

180 Remember, if you serve out your term honorably, you will qualify for free gender-reassignment surgery!
Posted by: Future Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 24, 2023 02:29 PM (2tUFv)


Also, disability benefits... until/unless we decide otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:42 PM (uvymP)

181 She has nice double standards.

Posted by: Oh, my! at March 24, 2023 02:42 PM (DhOHl)

182 https://is.gd/J5U4dN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Now SHE is cute.

As for assassinations, I do wonder. OBL was one thing, but you make a good point. I suspect most Presidents don't want to go the way of Kennedy. Trump, of course, is a honey badger.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2023 02:42 PM (DTm0P)

183 https://is.gd/J5U4dN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Way too much eye makeup. Otherwise very cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at March 24, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

184 The Biden administration announced its latest home appliance regulations this week, targeting air conditioners in an action it said would reduce the nation's carbon emissions.
Posted by: DB - gassing the hooptie at March 24, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO
++++
Hmmm. My central A/C unit is 35 years old and just. won't. die. I have been thinking that maybe I should preemptively replace it because it simply *can't* be long now.

Maybe I should pull the trigger on that. It's not like my money will be anything in the future anyway...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

185 Bomb Iran
It's a classic for a reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkeQHydPhzE

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2023 02:44 PM (FhXTo)

186
Maybe I should pull the trigger on that. It's not like my money will be anything in the future anyway...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)



Meh. Check on that Ranger first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

187 I think I could suckle off THOSE double standards.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 24, 2023 02:44 PM (DhOHl)

188 Not seeing much on Denver school shooter...mfm must be undecided how to spin it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (AwYPR)

189 As hot as that redhead is, I am going to be that guy and call hijinx on the photo.

That face and pose look like CGI on close inspection.

The arms squishing the boobage is fantastic though.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (1ais2)

190 Hey you TX morons- Biden's handlers want your AC

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (geLO

---------

In AZ, but from my frozen, dead hands!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (hyqfe)

191
Killing a few minutes here. I always do this when I'm required to travel abruptly.

My wife is cool with this - I don't do it often, and a good job is a good job.

So I always pretend I need 20mins to discuss it with the wife, when I really don't.

It makes them know I care about my family more than I even care about their money, which is a lot.

*The More You Know*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc)

192 The only photographic evidence of Ace is from over a decade ago, so, he more than likely has dropped a few stone since then.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 02:32 PM (n/8Ck)


Were the stones on the shelves? Cuz, if so, yeah... he dropped them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (uvymP)

193 Not seeing much on Denver school shooter...mfm must be undecided how to spin it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (AwYPR)



Or, he's black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Hey you TX morons- Biden's handlers want your AC

I'm saving the planet by having a politically correct heat pump rather than a gas furnace - so I'm OK.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (YXHzG)

195 Meh. Check on that Ranger first.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
LOL. Maybe I'll do both. My home warranty program has some, "save us the trouble and replace it preemptively and we'll discount it by some significant amount" program I think I'll look into.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

196 I think Biden's Handlers are targeting window unit type AC

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO8)

197 *The More You Know*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc)
++++
Are you required to travel abruptly?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

198 LOL. Maybe I'll do both. My home warranty program has some, "save us the trouble and replace it preemptively and we'll discount it by some significant amount" program I think I'll look into.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)



There are likely government incentives, depending on the model you get as well. Energy savings and all that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

199
Are you required to travel abruptly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

Not super abrupt. 10 days notice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 02:47 PM (oINRc)

200 >>Or, he's black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


he was- he self-whacked

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8)

201
he was- he self-whacked
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:47 PM (geLO8



Ah, well the media covered it, with a pillow, till it stopped kicking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

202 As hot as that redhead is, I am going to be that guy and call hijinx on the photo.

That face and pose look like CGI on close inspection.

The arms squishing the boobage is fantastic though.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (1ais2)
--------
I've seen more redheads in today's Mannix links than I've seen in the last year IRL.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (hyqfe)

203 No worries Loyd Alerted the KFC franchises before the strike, and intelligence got word to the dope mullahs.

Posted by: Your 50s compliance CID at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (5Ai+M)

204 Lindsey Graham just did something in his slacks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (DMyTF)

205 --------
I've seen more redheads in today's Mannix links than I've seen in the last year IRL.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (hyqfe)



I think he's trying to make up for that shit CBD left on the blog in the Morning Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Not super abrupt. 10 days notice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 02:47 PM (oINRc)
++++
Bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

207 Is Joe Mannix celebrating Redhead Women's Month?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 24, 2023 02:49 PM (DhOHl)

208
Are you required to travel abruptly?

By rocket

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

209 NY Democrats propose 4% tax on Netflix, Uber to fund MTA

LOL Take it good and hard NY. Good and hard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (DMyTF)

210 https://is.gd/J5U4dN
189 As hot as that redhead is, I am going to be that guy and call hijinx on the photo.

That face and pose look like CGI on close inspection.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM

Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

211 The "Taliban Public Relations Department" acct is pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/TalibanPRD/status/

1638540532149256193?cxt=HHwWgoCwjdj7ob0tAAAA

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM (1ais2)

212 I was just thinking of this concept... MacGuffin.

MacGuffin, McGyver, Mac and Cheese... mmm, mac and Cheese...

Posted by: Jonah 'the Wale' Goldberg at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM (53oGX)

213
Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)



ACK!!!!! WTF is THAT?!!? Besides obnoxious cruelty..

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Thought Barky loved Iran

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM (E02rt)

215 209 NY Democrats propose 4% tax on Netflix, Uber to fund MTA

LOL Take it good and hard NY. Good and hard.
--------------------
Is Nextflix a NYC thing or a Cali thing? I thought it was a Cali thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 02:52 PM (2uOKS)

216 Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)
++++
I really should have read the sock first.

MY EYES.

Here's another redhead to take the edge off:
https://is.gd/i35FWk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)

217 I never click links but I clicked a link.

Jfc never never get off the boat.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 02:52 PM (1ais2)

218 Have you ever felt more unsure of the captain at the helm and his frothing at the mouth lieutenants?

Posted by: Government Propaganda Council at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (hKbLg)

219 OMG dude that's disgusting

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO8)

220 Ah, well the media covered it, with a pillow, till it stopped kicking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Doesn't....fit...narrative

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (AwYPR)

221 213
Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

ACK!!!!! WTF is THAT?!!? Besides obnoxious cruelty..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM

Lena Dunham. My muse. And a warning to be careful about links...my name is a warning lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

222 >>>This busty bikini redhead has noticed the double standard in reporting on this incident:
https://is.gd/J5U4dN

>I'll see her double standard and raise her a full frontal fact check.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (Jg7EG)

223 Here's another redhead to take the edge off:
https://is.gd/i35FWk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)



MUCH better eyes than that cray thing TJM posts......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Barbara Luna was pretty hot when she was young but she went to the full Stormy when she got her hotters reset

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (us2H3)

225 Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

How did you get my vacation photo?

Posted by: Jonah 'the Wale' Goldberg at March 24, 2023 02:53 PM (53oGX)

226 >>Here's another redhead to take the edge off:
https://is.gd/i35FWk

Now that's a pretty redhead. Soulless but pretty.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

227 *Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt *

Tattoo: a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.

Posted by: Eww, gross at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (DhOHl)

228 196 well that won’t have unintended consequences on “marginalized” communities.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 > My muse. And a warning to be careful about links...my name is a warning lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

ah HA

'it's a trap!'

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (geLO8)

230 Women Ukrainian tennis players are being punts to the Russian and Belarusian players. They won't shake hands after a match and some are demanding that they be banned from playing.

Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (IhbYA)

231
Tattoo: a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.
Posted by: Eww, gross at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (DhOHl)



Hey now!!!

Posted by: Tattoo on Fantasy Island at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Here's another redhead to take the edge off:
https://is.gd/i35FWk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)

You're just copying what the Art Thread started with redheads.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (XIJ/X)

233 226 >>Here's another redhead to take the edge off:
https://is.gd/i35FWk

Now that's a pretty redhead. Soulless but pretty.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

But I repeat myself!

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (53oGX)

234 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

ACK!!!!! WTF is THAT?!!? Besides obnoxious cruelty..
Posted by: Sponge

It's a trap!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (1Feb+)

235 Mystery object found near Nordstream pipeline:

https://tinyurl.com/3mn4kmtr

A fuzzy cylinder wut did it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (UuD2k)

236 You're just copying what the Art Thread started with redheads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (XIJ/X)
++++
You're my muse, CBD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

237 *Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt *

********

my eyes the goggles they do nothing

floop you, floop you straight to heck

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 24, 2023 02:56 PM (VTu1l)

238 229 > My muse. And a warning to be careful about links...my name is a warning lol.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

ah HA
'it's a trap!'
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM

Oh god...I was laughing so hard posting that I had tears in my eyes. Great Friday afternoon at work lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

239
You're just copying what the Art Thread started with redheads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (XIJ/X)



I'm sure you would've come up with something better than that crap CBD threw up this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

240 https://is.gd/J5U4dN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

yeah, i'll be in my bunk.

her face reminds me of a buddies ex. would bang in a heart beat, but she's as loony as a shithouse rat.

definite max on the crazy but hot enough to risk a kidney....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:56 PM (Mkvkw)

241 You're my muse, CBD.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

we're open !!

Posted by: Motel 6 at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (us2H3)

242 238 229 > My muse. And a warning to be careful about links...my name is a warning lol.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

ah HA
'it's a trap!'
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:54 PM

Oh god...I was laughing so hard posting that I had tears in my eyes. Great Friday afternoon at work lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

That's no moon...

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (53oGX)

243 'it's a trap!'
Posted by: DB

Horde mind, well done DB.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (1Feb+)

244 A fuzzy cylinder wut did it!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 02:55 PM (UuD2k)
++++
I got yer fuzzy cylinder

:: gestures emphatically at own crotch ::

RIGHT HERE

Posted by: Obnoxious Brooklynite at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

245
That's no moon...
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (53oGX)



It's an entire planet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Why are we in Syria?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)

247 Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)


ACK!!!!! WTF is THAT?!!? Besides obnoxious cruelty..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

dude.... it was spelled out for you... i even hear the VOICE as i read the nic....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Mkvkw)

248 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)



Money laundering, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)
-----
We forgot to take that left turn at Albuquerque...

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

250 I do feel safer with Biden in the White House...because my daughter lives 1000 miles away from there.

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (SeeAF)

251
dude.... it was spelled out for you... i even hear the VOICE as i read the nic....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Mkvkw)



Yeah yeah.....I see links, I click links. That's how it works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (qmOv7)

253 Sadly true. Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)
----
You're a cruel, cruel Mon Calamari....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

254 249 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)
-----
We forgot to take that left turn at Albuquerque...
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (YIVH2)

That's where they are hiding the vote servers...

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (53oGX)

255 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Busty bikini girls at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (DhOHl)

256 off sock...

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (53oGX)

257 Missed it by ** that much.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (qmOv7)

258 246 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM

Applying Dem logic from the last couple decades...because the president is a colonizing war monger who wants the oil and loves killing brown people?

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

259 Would you prefer a less voluptuous, but unfiltered and 100% natural, brunette instead? https://tinyurl.com/2vd4jrdt
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2023 02:50 PM


I, for one, appreciate a quality gunt. Bravo!

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (a3Q+t)

260

Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

261 Something tells me Joe Biden could't find Syria on a map.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (R/m4+)

262 254 249 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)


cuz Iran aint putting out

Posted by: Motel 6 at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (us2H3)

263 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Busty bikini girls at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (DhOHl)



Not a redhead and not likely safe for work.


https://is.gd/kYDoIK

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

264 261 Something tells me Joe Biden could't find Syria on a map.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (R/m4+)

Or a map.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (UuD2k)

265 251
dude.... it was spelled out for you... i even hear the VOICE as i read the nic....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Mkvkw)


Yeah yeah.....I see links, I click links. That's how it works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Let me tell you about this site... lemonparty....

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (53oGX)

266 Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)
---
Only if you live in Democrat Clown world.

I for one, would like to see the entire IRS moved to the Quantum Realm. And left there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (YIVH2)

267 1. Sister Lena in the rectory with emollients.

Posted by: punchlines.ai at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (Jg7EG)

268 Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

you ass hurts cuz it's too small

Posted by: John Holmes at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (us2H3)

269 Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)


Yeah...that's the reason.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

270
Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)



She thinks taxation is based on that "Don't want no short dick man" song?

No wonder we're fucked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Applying Dem logic from the last couple decades...because the president is a colonizing war monger who wants the oil and loves killing brown people?
---------------
Seems a reasonable strategy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (2uOKS)

272 249 Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 02:57 PM (hKbLg)

Sorry, we're closed.

Posted by: Mullah out front should have told you at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (DhOHl)

273 NY Democrats propose 4% tax on Netflix, Uber to fund MTA

lol

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (uQPen)

274 >Why are we in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


The Pentagon has a hardon for meaningless desert wars

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (geLO8)

275 Like Bugs less than I like the Be*tles which is whew.

Slowpoke Rodriguez>>> Daffy>>> Elmer>>> Yosemite>>> Sylvester

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (1ais2)

276 dude.... it was spelled out for you... i even hear the VOICE as i read the nic....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Mkvkw)

Yeah yeah.....I see links, I click links. That's how it works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

I only slowed down because i'm on a work vpn and have to get my phone for links. so i check to make sure it's worth it first... lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (Mkvkw)

277
Let me tell you about this site... lemonparty....
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (53oGX)



No.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 24, 2023 02:08 PM (SLZRw)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (FUVRY)

279 Let me tell you about this site... lemonparty....
Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (53oGX)


And goatse.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

280 Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)

281 Yellen is what you get after the kids in the short bus graduate.
I actually watched her in a hearing. She's astonishingly vapid.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (OUiUM)

282 Yellen Insists The IRS Is Unpopular Because They Are Too Small

https://youtu.be/WNJyOu1AU4I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (63Dwl)
++++
Holy crap, this wasn't misrepresented. When asked about Americans' impressions of the IRS:
Yellen: Well, it's extremely negative because the IRS has been starved for resources and so there are insufficient people.

Amodei: So you think it's resource-related that they have a bad reputation? It's nothing to do with historical culture in the agency or anything like that?

Yellen: The agency has been resource-starved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

283 I think he's trying to make up for that shit CBD left on the blog in the Morning Art Thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

LOL. I was so disappointed that I overslept and missed that thread ... may have to go back and read it tonight or this weekend.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (666nr)

284 @266

>>I for one, would like to see the entire IRS moved to the Quantum Realm. And left there.

Well, if we instituted a universal flat tax, corporate tax, and a national ST, and got rid of all other taxing schemes you wouldn't need an IRS.

The IRS's soul purpose is to punish enemies and reward friends.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 03:04 PM (n/8Ck)

285
Amodei: So you think it's resource-related that they have a bad reputation? It's nothing to do with historical culture in the agency or anything like that?

Yellen: The agency has been resource-starved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)



Lois Lerner, laughing, spreads her wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Not a redhead and not likely safe for work.
https://is.gd/kYDoIK
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM


Baby, I'm a want you
Baby, I'm a need you

Posted by: Rule One Moving Violation at March 24, 2023 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

287
Yellen: The agency has been resource-starved.


we need mo money for dem programs!!!!

Posted by: Every govt employee ever at March 24, 2023 03:05 PM (j5Tg0)

288 The IRS's soul purpose is to punish enemies and reward friends.
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That's why Woody wanted it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 03:05 PM (2uOKS)

289 Not a redhead and not likely safe for work.


https://is.gd/kYDoIK

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Avalanche!!!

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 03:05 PM (AwYPR)

290 Yellen: The agency has been resource-starved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

Facile partial truth. The agency is resource starved. Objectively. Undeniably. She just left out the evil conduct part.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 03:05 PM (1ais2)

291 Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)

according to Bush: to ensure that oil moved on hiways in barrels in the beds of trucks sell for free world prices.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2023 03:05 PM (OUiUM)

292 The IRS's soul purpose is to punish enemies and reward friends.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 03:04 PM (n/8Ck)

Hey! That's our job!

Posted by: The FBI at March 24, 2023 03:06 PM (R/m4+)

293 Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Syria is run by a Literally Hitler who doesn't think 5 year olds should receive gender affirming care, so they need a dose of International Rules-Based Democracy Values of Who We Are.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 03:06 PM (qmOv7)

294
What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)



High truffle content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

295 281 Yellen is what you get after the kids in the short bus graduate.
I actually watched her in a hearing. She's astonishingly vapid.
------------------
And she sports a Dutch Boy haircut. She's John Denver and that old guy that hangs around Little League games.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 03:06 PM (2uOKS)

296 Hey you TX morons- Biden's handlers want your AC

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 02:39 PM (geLO
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In AZ, but from my frozen, dead hands!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 02:45 PM (hyqfe)
********
"Come and Take It"
You want to see another Texas Revolution?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

297 What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)

Because he is oppressing austere religious scholars. Like ISIS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:07 PM (tkR6S)

298 I think Biden's Handlers are targeting window unit type AC

That will go over real well with their core demographic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2023 03:07 PM (YXHzG)

299 What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------------------
Pipelines. Its very gay and all about laying pipe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 03:07 PM (2uOKS)

300 280 Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)

ISIS I think?

Not sure we ever officially we involved because of Assad, though that was a big actual motive of the Democrats.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 03:08 PM (eYoxG)

301 >>Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

innernet sez:

Mar 24, 2023 · The U.S. has about 900 troops in eastern Syria providing assistance to Syrian Kurdish forces in preventing a resurgence of the Islamic State.

Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO8)

302
What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)



Trump said we needed to leave.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Yellen: The agency [IRS] has been resource-starved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

---------

More Yellen: "That's the reason taxpayers' assets are seized and the burden of proof is on THEM and their attorneys' & accountants' legal fees to prove that they're INNOCENT. Duh!"

/Okay, she may not have said that -- but what if she had?*crickets*

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 24, 2023 03:09 PM (666nr)

304 Let me try rephrasing that.

What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

"We act and create reality. And then you react but we've already created a different reality by then" Neo-cons/liberals

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 03:09 PM (1ais2)

305 This redhead would love to meet you in a dark alley:

https://tinyurl.com/yjxj76ww

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 03:09 PM (VWHbr)

306 First we use up all their oil. My word as a Bi den. Trust me.

Posted by: FJB at March 24, 2023 03:10 PM (OUiUM)

307 Yellen is what you get after the kids in the short bus graduate. I actually watched her in a hearing. She's astonishingly vapid.

Which seems to be a requirement for anyone associated with the FJB junta.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2023 03:10 PM (Xrfse)

308 What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:02 PM (hKbLg)

I'm not 100% sure, but I remember dad yelling something about "barrel bombs" about a million times, so it probably has something to do with that.

Posted by: Megan McCain, attending her father's ongoing funeral at March 24, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

309
I think Biden's Handlers are targeting window unit type AC
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere



In other words, "You poor people shouldn't have air conditioning, you should just drink more water to stave off heat exhaustion."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2023 03:11 PM (n+4am)

310 Mar 24, 2023 · The U.S. has about 900 troops in eastern Syria providing assistance to Syrian Kurdish forces in preventing a resurgence of the Islamic State.
Posted by: DB - heating the atmosphere at March 24, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO

So basically we just make up shit as we go. Whatever it takes to keep the weapons manufacturers happy.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2023 03:11 PM (8ROpp)

311 Maybe disenfranchised Republicans in Maricopa County should protest outside the homes of county election officials, since AG Judy Garland says that's perfectly legal now. Make their voices heard.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 24, 2023 02:23 PM (qmOv7)



Do it at night and the FBI will be helpless.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 03:11 PM (yQpMk)

312 Yellen smells ike cat piss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 03:11 PM (Lt/Ht)

313 We did a whole lot of bombing of Assad's stuff though while claiming we were bombing ISIS.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (eYoxG)

314 299 What is the official reason we are in Syria?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------------------
Pipelines. Its very gay and all about laying pipe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 03:07 PM

Send me! Send me! I offer myself as tribute!!! Too bad I was the secretary of...whatever laying pipe in foreign lands is.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

315 Mar 24, 2023 · The U.S. has about 900 troops in eastern Syria providing assistance to Syrian Kurdish forces in preventing a resurgence of the Islamic State.


So we are supporting a separatist breakaway region that is challenging the established national government and threatening the sanctity of established sovereign borders and the world order?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (hKbLg)

316 If the IRS had more resources, they could buxom Ukrainian yacht girls to fuck you out of 60% of your income. Much nicer than having a gun stuck in your face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (tkR6S)

317 Mr. We could use a man like Herman Cain again..

Wouldn't need no IRS.

Everyone could get redress.

Giving power to our rapacious and avaristic government less and less....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (n/8Ck)

318 This redhead would love to meet you in a dark alley:

https://tinyurl.com/yjxj76ww
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 03:09 PM (VWHbr)
++++
I'd like to meet her, albeit without surprises involving me getting ventilated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)

319 >>>What is the official reason we are in Syria?

>1. Gain of function research into anthrax.

Posted by: punchlines.ai at March 24, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

320 Wow I guess the West Wing finds itself in the sphere of the Extreme Radical Ultra Right Wing

Great scene in Situation Room where the general advises strikes with almost exactly sane bs "proportional response

President sends 4 generals to their room without desert until they come back with "a plan that doesn't make me feel like Im docking someone's allowance"

Posted by: Fen at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (+LcMo)

321 If the IRS had more resources, they could buxom Ukrainian yacht girls to fuck you out of 60% of your income. Much nicer than having a gun stuck in your face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (tkR6S)



You asked for it.


https://is.gd/TlqhDa

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

322 [ik]According to the DOE, the new energy efficiency standards will save Americans about $1.5 billion annually and curb carbon dioxide emissions by 106 million metric tons over three decades.

I thought that we will all be dead because of Climate Change™ by 2030.

These mental retards can't even work a budget for the next quarter, can't even guestimate the cost of a simple project that isn't an order of magnitude off, have no idea what inflation rate or even what kind of electricity service will be available five years from now but they claim that these efficiency standards are going to save 106 million tons (not 105 or 107, but 106).

Don't they know that we are laughing at their over-the-top lies and bullshit?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (YXHzG)

323 315 "Mar 24, 2023 · The U.S. has about 900 troops in eastern Syria providing assistance to Syrian Kurdish forces in preventing a resurgence of the Islamic State."

So we are supporting a separatist breakaway region that is challenging the established national government and threatening the sanctity of established sovereign borders and the world order?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (hKbLg)

Maybe? But the impression I got was this was always more about getting Assad and the Kurds are kind of incidental to that. We were supporting other rebel groups and some terrorist organizations besides the Kurds in Syria as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (eYoxG)

324 For some reason, even today, the American propaganda machine is squeamish when it comes to targeted assassination.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)
****
Protip: every American knows who killed JFK. We're all conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (OUiUM)

325 2. Gain of function research into toe fungus.

Posted by: punchlines.ai at March 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Jg7EG)

326 316 If the IRS had more resources, they could buxom Ukrainian yacht girls to fuck you out of 60% of your income. Much nicer than having a gun stuck in your face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (tkR6S)

I admit I'd feel more kindly about the IRS if they adopted such methods.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 03:15 PM (eYoxG)

327 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

328 If the IRS had more resources, they could buxom Ukrainian yacht girls to fuck you out of 60% of your income. Much nicer than having a gun stuck in your face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:12 PM (tkR6S)
++++
But they wouldn't. They *like* sticking guns in your face. It gets them off. Then, once they get the lead out, they can go *really* lay pipe to those yacht girls as a reward for excellent service.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

329 Sounds like a Special Military Operation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (hKbLg)

330 The intelligence community has six ways from Sunday to eff up your day.

Posted by: Sen. Schumer at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (OUiUM)

331 In a perverse fashion after getting mind raped by a clicked link I am struggling not to click more links.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (1ais2)

332 Biden is giving a speech to the Canadian Parliament.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

333 I admit I'd feel more kindly about the IRS if they adopted such methods.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 24, 2023 03:15 PM (eYoxG)

I typed the word "hire". I know I did. But the dog ate my homework.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2023 03:16 PM (tkR6S)

334 Protip: every American knows who killed JFK. We're all conspiracy theorists.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2023 03:14 PM (OUiUM)



It was you and me.

Posted by: Pleased to meet you at March 24, 2023 03:17 PM (yQpMk)

335 Ultra MAGA Joyce Day
@Daytobehappy

Rob Reiner is so obsessed with getting Trump he forgot to put on a bathing suit that fits!

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Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 03:24 PM (NpAcC)

336 "Applying Dem logic from the last couple decades...because the president is a colonizing war monger who wants the oil and loves killing brown people?
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 02:59 PM (JCZqz)"

Well, unironically yes. The GOP hacks and various Dem factions all have different, competing interests in the whole business of killing brown people in pursuit of petroleum related objectives.

These also conflict with Russian and Chinese interests in the same, which is basically how we find ourselves where we are now.

Posted by: somedood at March 24, 2023 03:29 PM (oL+dz)

337 Rob Reiner is so obsessed with getting Trump he forgot to put on a bathing suit that fits! https://tinyurl.com/yc2k9e38

******

yeah im not clicking that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 24, 2023 03:49 PM (VTu1l)

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Posted by: Glenna Craig at March 24, 2023 03:57 PM (JDWa+)

339 The question not asked is where Iran got this drone technology. The answer, also not mentioned, is that Obama, Valerie Jarrett, and Susan Rice flew a weaponized drone into Iran. It either crashed or they crashed it; however they left the drone intact so that Iran could revere engineer it.

Posted by: william ferrin at March 24, 2023 04:13 PM (EQOJC)

340 Eff around in Syria and find out. The contractor found out.

Posted by: wj at March 24, 2023 04:47 PM (R1uSA)

341 Sorry, bombing Iranian backed proxies just doesn't cut it. If we're going to send them a clear message, we need to bomb Iranians on Iranian military bases.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2023 04:52 PM (wzzJf)

342 Sorry Joe no Peace Prize for you and revoke Obamas

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2023 05:06 PM (wGqjj)

343 Yeah.. Biden ordered that.. That pencil neck John Kirby when asked about the Russia/China marriage said it was proof that they are afraid of Us or some sort of hog wash.. Yeah they're askereeeed....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2023 02:14 PM (bs+z0)

Hey, maybe they're scared, maybe not. But since Biden's supposed policy was to crush Russia to get to China, or vice versa, the one thing you do know is that whatever they were trying to do failed miserably. So someone has to die in our little tantrum.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2023 06:03 PM (NkGvj)

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