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California's AG Has a Theory About Who's to Blame For the Skyrocketing Rates of Car Theft That Have Occurred On His Watch

No, it's not his fault, nor California's political class for voting to make "minor" thefts of $950 or less misdemeanors which aren't even prosecuted as misdemeanors. (What's the point?)

Thereby cultivating a Culture of Criminality.

No, California's AG -- the "man" California elected to prosecute crime -- knows who the real culprit is.

The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.


California attorney general Rob Bonta (D.) is blaming car manufacturers for the spike in car thefts that has occurred on his watch.

In a letter to Hyundai and Kia, Bonta and 22 other attorneys general on Monday claimed the carmakers helped fuel a national car theft epidemic by not installing engine immobilizers to certain vehicle models. The letter notes that over the past two years, carjacking teens launched viral TikTok tutorials on how to override certain Kia and Hyundai security devices.

But Bonta has done little to offset his state's rise in car thefts. The attorney general boasted in 2022 that while homicides, property crime, and violent crime went up during his first year on the job, arrest rates and probation levels declined. Since taking office in 2021, Bonta has focused his efforts on investigating police and suing cities over their zoning policies as car thefts and violent crime mount. As a state legislator, Bonta helped secure softer sentencing laws and reduced jail time for felons.

According to Bonta's office, Kia and Hyundai cars made up about 20 percent of Los Angeles auto thefts last year and 38 percent of those in Berkeley since the end of 2022. He and his fellow attorneys general are demanding Kia and Hyundai speed an update to anti-theft software, as well as develop "free alternative protective measures" for those with vehicle models that do not support the technology.

But California led the nation in car thefts and saw a major spike in 2021, when a vehicle was stolen every three minutes, according to a state report listing Honda Civics as the top target. While the state has yet to compile data for 2022, the National Insurance Crime Bureau reports that car thefts rose again.

The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

Instead of just increasing the penalties for stealing a catalytic converter, Gavin Newsom restricted the sale and purchase of used catalytic converters. So if you're a car owner and selling your junker for pieces, your right to sell the catalytic converter is restricted, while the criminals are permitted to keep on stealing.

The Democrats know their voter are disproportionately vile parasitic criminals and will countenance absolutely no action against them. They also know that Republicans are largely law-abiding, and so they throw all the impositions on them.

Just as they do with guns, obviously. They won't prosecute felons for felonies -- which would bar them from purchasing guns on the legal market -- instead letting violent drug dealers down to misdemeanors.

Then they demand that lawful gun owners be forced to give up their guns. Just so they have something to say if anyone in the media asks, "Well wait, why aren't you just prosecuting criminals for felonies, which would reduce their access to guns?"

But don't worry -- no one in the media actually ever asks that.

Via David Strom who mentioned it in passing in discussing the San Francisco police commissioner who told citizens emotionally distressed about being victimized by crime to toughen up, and to accept constant theft and threat of violence by Democrat Voters as a "basic city experience" that should be tolerated or even celebrated.

There has been a lot of Democrat/leftist agitation that "real city life" should be filled with hold-ups, hookers, and heroin needles, and that life in 1970s-era crime infested hellholes was the "real [insert city name here]," and that the cleaned up "safe for Disney" cities that Republican policies and stern policing ushered in during the 90s just aren't authentic, hip, and cool.

And how long will Democrat Voters continue accepting that being mugged or burlarized or even r@ped is just part of the "Democrat Cool" vision of cities as dystopian hellholes which will produce great junkie poets?

Many of them will accept it forever.

But Asians, at least, are warning Democrats that they are not going to continue accepting that it's a "basic city experience" that Asians will be hunted by human predators on the streets just because Democrats refuse to lock violent felons up.

John Sexton notes that CNN refuses to use the word "woke" here, but that's what Asians are warning Democrats about.

Supervisor Joel Engardio, a gay married man who by most national standards is a liberal, describes himself as a moderate in San Francisco. And he is quick to criticize the word "progressive."

"To me, progressive is forward thinking, moving into the future and building a better city," said Engardio from his San Francisco City Hall office. "For too long, we have not followed that definition of progressive. Progressive is a city that works and functions and builds toward the future."...

"We should all pay attention that San Francisco, the most liberal place in America, is saying enough. We want safe streets. We want good schools. That should tell anyone -- pay attention," said Engardio.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




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1 Hey, do what the rest of the lefties are doing, leave your car unlocked. Why not?

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:35 PM (uQPen)

2 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.

lol

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:36 PM (uQPen)

3 Top Men.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 03:36 PM (sVfvf)

4 He and his fellow attorneys general are demanding Kia and Hyundai speed an update to anti-theft software, as well as develop "free alternative protective measures" for those with vehicle models that do not support the technology.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2023 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

5 Instead of just increasing the penalties for stealing a catalytic converter, Gavin Newsom restricted the sale and purchase of used catalytic converters. So if you're a car owner and selling your junker for pieces, your right to sell the catalytic converter is restricted, while the criminals are permitted to keep on stealing.
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And selling. Odd, that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)

6 The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

7 Asian Americans to Democrats: "we want safe streets, good schools and less progressive ideology." That's the message and 2024 warning from San Francisco. Footnote about our unfortunate experience at the end. @OutFrontCNN story features @JoelEngardio. Producer: @jasonkCNN

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It's too bad that Republicans are so racist, though. Gotta keep voting Democrat. At least the Democrat isn't racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

8 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.
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Channeling Ralph Nader. Mr. Nader, please pick up the gray phone.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)

9
Governor Huckabee wisely stated "it's not left vs right; it's Normal vs Insane."

That's the reason for the "shift" from D to R by the orientals.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (oIPis)

10 I'm sure the REAL culprit is "White Supremacy." 😆

Posted by: Tracy at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (lmfvP)

11 Don't attack the criminals, restrict the law abiding.
Until the law abiding figure out they are no long being protected; but, are being used.
Then there are *issues*.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (zaWyB)

12 The fault is on the manufacturers for failing to make an unstealable car!

There was something like this in the 90s with Acuras and Hondas. There was a lot of parts commonality so there was a healthy market in used parts, and a demand for some of the higher-end Acura engines to drop into rice-racer Hondas. For a while, the Civic and its Acura counterpart were often the most-stolen cars in the country.

Odd that back then, DAs didn't blame Honda for failing to make their popular cars unstealable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

13 Get rid of police, then blame businesses and victims for skyrocketing crime. Makes perfect sense on Planet Zaxxon, I don't know what your problem is.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (Wf5iy)

14
btw, I love how the Brits use the word "shift."

Such a sophisticated way to say "move."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 03:39 PM (oIPis)

15 And who owns car companies again? Could it be.....

The Jews?????

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:39 PM (Wf5iy)

16 Now would be a good time to make a new vigilante in a crime ridden hellhole city movie.

Could speak to people who live in cities.

But that would be racist. And fascist. And ablist. And bad manners.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

17 15 And who owns car companies again? Could it be.....

The Jews?????
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Most likely.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (sVfvf)

18 This is an interesting twist.

Rob Bunta is basically saying that the makers of slutty clothes are responsible for the rise in rapes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (YXHzG)

19 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.

It's also the problem with women.



Posted by: I'll take The Rapists for $500, Trebek at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (ppBhU)

20
There's a fiction book out there titled "The Cops Are Robbers."

Anyone ever read it?

But yeah, the justice system has completely flipped. The bad guys are in charge, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (oIPis)

21 In a letter to Hyundai and Kia, Bonta and 22 other attorneys general on Monday claimed the carmakers helped fuel a national car theft epidemic by not installing engine immobilizers to certain vehicle models.
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Such utter bullshit. Immobilizers are available if the customer wants to pay for them. If not, then not. But this didn't "fuel" a national car theft "epidemic." This lack of immobilizers in many models is *exploited* by those causing the "national" (actually, big blue cities with Soros DAs where crime is legal) car theft surge.

Hyundai/Kia is not "fueling" increased car thefts, Hyundai/Kia owners are asymmetrically damaged by increased car thefts because the cars are often easy targets. These are not at all the same things, and they claim these guys are making is asinine BS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:40 PM (t0OGg)

22 Fvck Supervisor Engardio.

He wants just a little bit of "progressivism," but not so much that his life is impacted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (XIJ/X)

23 Free The Clubs for all!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (Vwz3I)

24 My brother (last remaining relative in Cali) lives in a mostly quiet neighborhood, no through traffic, backed up to state park space, and a cop living a few doors down had his coverter stolen. He had an older car out on the curb in front of his house, and overnight, boom, converter stolen.

He rigged it for the next time...

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (uQPen)

25


I recall a movie called, what was it...DIRTY HARRY that described pretty much the same situation, in the early 70s.

So, prob not changing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (UCNv1)

26
A three speed column shift would make a good anti theft device.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (t6XCL)

27 I blame Lincoln.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (ffbyg)

28 Don't attack the criminals, restrict the law abiding.
Until the law abiding figure out they are no long being protected; but, are being used.
Then there are *issues*.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 03:38 PM (zaWyB)
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Joe Scar was salivating at the idea of Trump protestors coming over the bridge to be thrown in jail (for protesting!) ... apparently unaware that the DA lets people who commit actual violence on other citizens walk out the door.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

29 The Democrats know their voter are disproportionately vile parasitic criminals and will countenance absolutely no action against them. They also know that Republicans are largely law-abiding, and so they throw all the impositions on them.
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If you ever make the mistake of living in a "sanctuary city," you can experience this firsthand. If you're an illegal, you're above the law. If you're not, they throw the book at you at every opportunity. This is especially true for traffic law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)

30 TikTokers stealing cars? Buy a stick, the mechanic at the repair shop couldn't even figure mine out.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

31 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.

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You know, beautiful women are to blamed for being raped.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (FIkb2)

32 Hyundai/Kia is not "fueling" increased car thefts, Hyundai/Kia owners are asymmetrically damaged by increased car thefts because the cars are often easy targets. These are not at all the same things, and they claim these guys are making is asinine BS.
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Everybody wants a Hamster Car.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (sVfvf)

33 28 Joe Scar was salivating at the idea of Trump protestors coming over the bridge to be thrown in jail (for protesting!) ... apparently unaware that the DA lets people who commit actual violence on other citizens walk out the door.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

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You think he isn't aware of that? You think Joe Scarborough isn't aware of the two-tiered justice system currently in operation in American urban centers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

34 Those Kia's and Hyndai's shouldn't of had worn such suggestive pinstriping. They were just asking to be stolen.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (2waQ7)

35 The fault is on the manufacturers for failing to make an unstealable car!

Is this logic the twisted reason why to slow down the thefts of catalytic converters, they just ban cars that have catalytic converters?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (YXHzG)

36 The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

Copper, Rhodium and Paladium.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (OgrpQ)

37 And how long will Democrat Voters continue accepting that being mugged or burlarized or even r@ped is just part of the "Democrat Cool" vision of cities as dystopian hellholes which will produce great junkie poets?

Many of them will accept it forever.

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And those who won't will not wait for it to change. They will leave.

Some of those who leave will take those same bad ideas to their new home towns, colonizing them until they turn into where they left. The only hope for the targets of this migration is that they're outnumbered by level-headed refugees.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

38 "California progressives have taken to mocking robbery victims as crime spikes across the state. Over the weekend, San Francisco’s former police commissioner mocked a tech executive whose employee was robbed of $10,000 in equipment in the city, saying the victim was "sheltered," and the crime itself just a price of urban life."

You will made to accept that the people that are robbing you are the victims and if they just had reparations crime would be reduced.

Now Pay Up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

39 I have a good friend who grew up in commie China. Taught me all about the commies during my formative years.

He doesn't see a single thing wrong with what's happening in the US other than Trump. Watches CNN. Thinks Trump hates Orientals.

Thinks the State needs to have *some* power - the amount they have here - or there will be anarchy. And he's no dummy either. Probably close to a genius IQ. Was never particularly liberal. It's maddening.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Wf5iy)

40 Yes, in order to solve the problem we caused, you must give us more power... ya... uh... no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (oHd/0)

41 6 The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

There's several precious metals in catalytic converters IIRC such as palladium, platinum, and rhodium. Those metals can net a thief a few hundred bucks from the CC from "normal" car models and a few thousand from hybrid car models.

I live and work in Louisiana and the institution I work in has circulated several alerts over the past 2 years about people targeting CCs. They've now graduated to outright car theft based on the latest alert that was circulated.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Asian Americans to Democrats: "we want safe streets, good schools and less progressive ideology." That's the message and 2024 warning from San Francisco.

But we will still vote for whoever has a D.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (O6iwF)

44 In order to stem vehicle theft, California will soon take the bold step of outlawing vehicles.

Take that!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

45 " . . . and what was Hawaii doing in the pacific where the Japanese Navy could reach it in the first place?""

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (xhaym)

46 "We should all pay attention that San Francisco, the most liberal place in America, is saying enough. We want safe streets. We want good schools. That should tell anyone -- pay attention," said Engardio.
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Is SF really the most leftist city in America? I'd thank that Portland or Seattle could give it a run for its money.

And other places are paying attention, it's just that those other cities are run by the same types of people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)

47 Oh boy, I think I’ll hold my breath waiting for Asians to vote “conservatively” in any meaningful way

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (vDAie)

48 I heard the catalytic converters were made of Unobtanium. And that's why I killed all those Smurfs, your honor.

Who turned out to be just some midgets in blue shirts, but it was a mistake anyone could have made.

Posted by: Wally at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (vMWVi)

49 The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM


It's the coppers who aren't arresting the platinum thieves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

50 When everybody drives an EV, there will be no catalytic converters to steal.

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

51 Dems in San Fran will only win by 30 pts in the next election... that should teach em!

Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (53oGX)

52 He and his fellow attorneys general are demanding Kia and Hyundai speed an update to anti-theft software, as well as develop "free alternative protective measures" for those with vehicle models that do not support the technology.
____

We don't have this issue in Korea or any 1st world country.

Posted by: Kia and Hyundai at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (fs1hN)

53 37 And those who won't will not wait for it to change. They will leave.

Some of those who leave will take those same bad ideas to their new home towns, colonizing them until they turn into where they left. The only hope for the targets of this migration is that they're outnumbered by level-headed refugees.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

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I've said it before, but I still haven't really seen anything to change my opinion:

Progressives in big cities that can't take the degradation of the experience don't move to deep red areas in general. They move to the suburbs of their preferred city to still experience it with a 30 minute drive.

The 19 point win by DeSantis in FL after squeaking by 4 years earlier pretty much completely convinced me that my theory was true. It wasn't progressives from New York moving to FL on balance, it was conservatives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

54 Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Wf5iy)

My Son, who no longer speaks to me... and a lot of his friends, are promoting Socialism.

But when you ask them what the problem is, they say there is too much government power...

Uh... guys? Socialism is MORE government control.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (oHd/0)

55 Supervisor Joel Engardio, a gay married man who by most national standards is a liberal, describes himself as a moderate in San Francisco. And he is quick to criticize the word "progressive."

Just another left liberal progressive that has found another demographic to grift.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (zaWyB)

56 The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

Copper, Rhodium and Paladium.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (OgrpQ)
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Rhodium and paladium are called "platinum metals" because they have many of the same properties as platinum, and are adjacent to it in the periodic table.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

57 He rigged it for the next time...

Sadly, booby traps are illegal. But you did say the guy was a LEO, so as long as a protected minority isn't harmed, it will be OK.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (YXHzG)

58 Thinks the State needs to have *some* power - the amount they have here - or there will be anarchy. And he's no dummy either. Probably close to a genius IQ. Was never particularly liberal. It's maddening.
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Coolie mind is a real thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (sVfvf)

59
A "hot" vehicle to thieve currently is the Jeep Mohave truck.

The hoods in these Jeeps are just externally latched down with no alarm when raised. Hoodlums are spreading the word how to steal them. Step 1 is examine the VIN to see if it's easily thievable and desirable.

Step 2 is raise hood and pull the fuse for the alarm. Step 3: slim-jim the door lock, and so on...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (oIPis)

60 They're going to vote for tough, moderate Dems...like Biden.

Ha! I keed!

Posted by: Wally at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (vMWVi)

61 Rick Wilson ©
@TheRickWilson
@exjon When you hear "deep dungeon" and
@EricBoehlert, visualize Soros in a leather
diaper shouting, "Eric, do you want the genital
cuff?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (O6iwF)

62 43 Asian Americans to Democrats: "we want safe streets, good schools and less progressive ideology." That's the message and 2024 warning from San Francisco.

But we will still vote for whoever has a D.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (O6iwF)

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If they vote Republican, Trump himself will appear on their streets and kill their children. Much better to have it be anonymous criminals that Democrats refuse to jail be the perps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

63 What race is targeting the Asians in the San Francisco Bay Area?

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (Ae67h)

64 And other places are paying attention, it's just that those other cities are run by the same types of people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)
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They're demonstrating what good overlords they will be once they've removed all dissent and accountability.

At that point, complaining is going to sound a little to derogatory against our fine institutions!

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)

65
Rick Wilson ©
@TheRickWilson
How bias manifests. Koch brothers? Threat to
democracy. George Soros? Soros: "generous
support of liberal causes"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (O6iwF)

66 Rhodium and paladium are called "platinum metals" because they have many of the same properties as platinum, and are adjacent to it in the periodic table.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

G5 antennas have platinum in them

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (OgrpQ)

67 My dealership once told me that catalytic converters get insanely hot when the car is running. I took my car in to get my CC replaced, and folks at the dealership said that they would have to let it sit for a long time (several hours, I think) so that the CC could cool down enough for them to work on it.

So, are these folks who are stealing CCs staking out the vehicles so they know how long to wait before they can steal its CC?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)

68 51 Dems in San Fran will only win by 30 pts in the next election... that should teach em!
Posted by: Inogame at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (53oGX)

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Nah. It'll be 55 points instead of 60.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

69
Rick Wilson ©
@TheRickWilson
You first, George RT @StevenErtelt: George
Soros Bankrolling Efforts to Legalize Assisted
Suicide bit.ly/17tvzWC

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (O6iwF)

70 Some other liberal city has already sued car companies for this very thing. it must be a liberal brain malfunction that causes this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ncXxy)

71 "Your honor, I plead not gulity by reason of opportunity. I mean, I took it. But it was just so damn stealable."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ppBhU)

72 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.
______________

Typical leftist, seeking a technical solution to what is a personnel problem.

Any problem has to be dealt with on the basis of what causes it. Personnel problem needs to be addressed on the personnel basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

73 Your honor, the Hyundai was asking for it. That short skirt, and flashy headlights... I couldn't help myself!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (kOD2X)

74 I suppose the solution is to stop selling those cars in California.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (xhaym)

75 And how long will Democrat Voters continue accepting that being mugged or burlarized or even r@ped is just part of the "Democrat Cool" vision of cities as dystopian hellholes which will produce great junkie poets?

Many of them will accept it forever.


Death by virtue signaling.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (Xrfse)

76 Oh, the rich ones who voted for this shit will flee, only to push it in their new community.
See: Colorado. Utterly destroyed by Californians and their politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (Z+BO5)

77 The 19 point win by DeSantis in FL after squeaking by 4 years earlier pretty much completely convinced me that my theory was true. It wasn't progressives from New York moving to FL on balance, it was conservatives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
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It will take another five years or so to find out. I've been on the receiving end of colonization (Colorado) and I am part of the more recent migration myself. I am a refugee, not a colonist. Time will tell if I am in the majority. I hope I am.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

78 61 Rick Wilson ©
@TheRickWilson
@exjon When you hear "deep dungeon" and
@EricBoehlert, visualize Soros in a leather
diaper shouting, "Eric, do you want the genital
cuff?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (O6iwF)

Dude seems to have a lot of sexual thoughts on Soros.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

79 Then they demand that lawful gun owners be forced to give up their guns. Just so they have something to say if anyone in the media asks, "Well wait, why aren't you just prosecuting criminals for felonies, which would reduce their access to guns?"

---------

And don't even dare use a gun to prevent bodily harm or death to you or others from career criminals whom they won't lock up, because YOU ARE the real criminal who THEY WILL lock up.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (5e85s)

80 Anyone post as Kitty Genovese yet?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (iKBwy)

81 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)


*****

That seems...unlikely.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (Ae67h)

82 San Francisco needs to look into unpoopable streets!

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

83 Crime and no punishment.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (IetnX)

84 A three speed column shift would make a good anti theft device.
Posted by: YIKES!

It took a long time from whence I started considering what was a funny 'car theft deterrent' joke to when I got my truck to do the meme, but it happened at the automotive shop and it was funny in real life, too.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (3byMq)

85 So, are these folks who are stealing CCs staking out the vehicles so they know how long to wait before they can steal its CC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)

I may be off a little, but exhaust gas can run up to 700-800 F.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (UuD2k)

86 Marxists never put the blame on themselves
Have fun California

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (xhxe8)

87 I suppose the solution is to stop selling those cars in California.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (xhaym)

Maaaaaybeeee Newsome is ahead of the curve with the all electric vehicle 2030 dictat?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (OgrpQ)

88 Pelosi made his house TOO easy for an addled addict to get into!

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

89 I wonder if Newsome and his Merry Men of Thuggery are trying to see how far they can push their subjects before they revolt.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (Oq/TM)

90 @TheRickWilson
How bias manifests. Koch brothers? Threat to democracy. George Soros? Soros: "generous support of liberal causes"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 03:46 PM (O6iwF)
++++
How does this square his precious Lincoln Project's tweet as reported in the last thread?

@ProjectLincoln
It's no coincidence that the right is attacking a Jewish billionaire and African American District Attorney. The GOP is no longer even trying to hide their racially informed animus, and it's shameless. @TheRickWilson breaks it down on @scrippsnews

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

91
He rigged it for the next time...
Posted by: artisanal ette

And he'll be sued by the thief and/or thieves' family as well as the gov for setting a trap.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (zaWyB)

92 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)

*****

Your dealer gave you a bullshit reason why you would have to wait.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (Ae67h)

93 Isn't this the same thing as blaming female rape victims for their rapes because they are so gosh darn cute and sexy?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (eGTCV)

94 Everyone should be driving a armor vehicle, with a
Ma Deuce for top cover

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (xhxe8)

95 Not that it's worth exploring the "logic" of any given leftist bilge but what exactly do these idiots suppose all the aspiring rappers would be doing with themselves if the cars were harder to steal?

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (Wf5iy)

96 I wonder if Newsome and his Merry Men of Thuggery are trying to see how far they can push their subjects before they revolt.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 23, 2023 03:49 PM (Oq/TM)
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They won't revolt. They can just leave and run up the score in Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Texas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)

97 77 It will take another five years or so to find out. I've been on the receiving end of colonization (Colorado) and I am part of the more recent migration myself. I am a refugee, not a colonist. Time will tell if I am in the majority. I hope I am.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

=========

The internal migration of the past few years obviously has a different root cause than the migration that sent well off Californians to Colorado in the 00s.

They were moving from a position of strength, reacting to high property values in CA and low property values in CO to take advantage of their relative financial positions.

The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves. That's going to invite a different line of thinking from those looking to get out, at least on average.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

98 "The article notes that thieves have been stealing catalytic converters. Which, if I remember right, contain platinum."

The thieves also sometimes grind up the guts of the things and smoke the dust. America 2023.

As to Hyundai and Kia: I'm a happy Hyundai owner. My car is too old for the USB key trick, so I'm good. I do wish that the companies would, voluntarily, either do a recall, or at least offer for sale a fix kit to owners.

As to the little gangsta fiends who carjack and steal cars for FUN, and to enable their criminal activity, I say line them up and shoot them all. I'll gladly join that firing squad.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (MvF+J)

99 By 3:00 AM, the CC is cool enough to handle.

Posted by: Kid in a hoodie with a sawzall at the corner at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (qVELc)

100 39 I have a good friend who grew up in commie China. Taught me all about the commies during my formative years.

He doesn't see a single thing wrong with what's happening in the US other than Trump. Watches CNN. Thinks Trump hates Orientals.

Thinks the State needs to have *some* power - the amount they have here - or there will be anarchy. And he's no dummy either. Probably close to a genius IQ. Was never particularly liberal. It's maddening.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Wf5iy)
*******
Show your friend this-

WATCH: Survivor Of Mao’s China Stuns School Board With Chilling Warning About Critical Race Theory

https://tinyurl.com/vu425t7x

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

101 I await the American ZiL. In black.

Also, fuck this guy in particular.

DeSantis says Trump should've given up power like George Washington after election loss and January 6: Florida Gov. takes a dig at rival for trying to overturn the election instead of acting like a Founding Father

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (DMyTF)

102 The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves. That's going to invite a different line of thinking from those looking to get out, at least on average.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
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Again, I don't discount the hypothesis I am just not sure it is correct. It will have to play out, and that will take another several years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

103 California: You are required to have a catalytic convertor on your car.

Also California: You are not allowed to keep a catalytic convertor on your car.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (ykeLU)

104 "The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal."

I've always thought that the "attractive nuisance" theory of blame was a really terrible one that should never have been allowed to gain a foothold in modern jurisprudence.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (ou9hh)

105 So, are these folks who are stealing CCs staking out the vehicles so they know how long to wait before they can steal its CC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

They do get hot, but not that hot and the ends cool down quick enough that a meth head could cut it off almost immediately. You use an angle grinder so no need to touch it until it is almost free, and then I am sure it is no problem

(I have never stolen a cat, but I have worked on exhaust systems.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (V3xgB)

106 You know, I think shaming works. We need a coordinated effort at messaging, where in any political situation it is pointed out that democrats are evil, and anyone who supports them is evil.


Start making everyone defend the evil that is part and parcel of the democrat party, right on down to the neighborhood level. It wouldn't be hard.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (lTGtQ)

107 Every day brings forth a new reason to revoke California's statehood and relegate it to the status of "Territory."

So many of our country's problems would disappear rather quickly if that were to happen.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (4TGJZ)

108 I used to watch "Bait Car".

They would park the Bait Car in Da Hood and sure enough, all kinds of folks would come out to lend a helping hand.

I think they got cancelled because Rayciss.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (OgB1i)

109 102 Again, I don't discount the hypothesis I am just not sure it is correct. It will have to play out, and that will take another several years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

=========

I am very confident that my thinking is correct, and I will act like I never even considered it a possibility the day that TN turns bright blue in 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

110 93 and show their ankles.

I have this crazy idea- what if we start to hold the people who do the bad things responsible for their actions and let them know 1. It’s bad, and 2. They have to go to jail and 3. They have to pay reparations to the person they harmed because we can do restorative justice, too!

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 Blaming cars is a case of “the woke are more right” than us, because they are admitting that the root cause is our car ownership.
They demand we give up cars, and not doing so “causes” car thefts.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (Z+BO5)

112 I am not familiar with Asian Americans from CA. I am familiar with quite a few Korean Americans from NJ who are church attenders or pastors. They are not supporters of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (FUVRY)

113 It will not surprise me if people are increasingly being found crushed under cars from which they're stealing catalytic converters because "the jack stands inexplicably failed."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)

114 "Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper"

Nah, platinum. I don't think copper would do the catalyzing that the platinum does, but I am not a materials scientist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (ou9hh)

115 92 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ffbyg)

*****

The thing weighs about 5 pounds. Max. It doesn't take multiple hours for it to cool off enough to work on.

Your dealer/mechanic lied to you.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (Ae67h)

116 And he's no dummy either.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Wf5iy)

Everything else within your post says otherwise.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

117 People wouldn't need to complain about break-ins, if they didn't live in break-in-able homes!

Also, women--WEAR YOUR CHASTITY BELTS--if you don't enjoy rape!

Posted by: San Francisco Buck Transport Tribune at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (krQz2)

118 I am very confident that my thinking is correct, and I will act like I never even considered it a possibility the day that TN turns bright blue in 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

119 @33

>>You think he isn't aware of that? You think Joe Scarborough isn't aware of the two-tiered justice system currently in operation in American urban centers?


Oh I think he is well familiar with the two tiered justice system.

--
Joe's Mysteriously Dead Intern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender - Trump Fanatic Since 2016, Now With More Fanaticisms at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (up/3i)

120 In democrat ran locations where violence against Asians is most extreme, they elect.......a democrat.

High fives all around, that'll fix it!

Posted by: crazie to be sane at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (kQRXD)

121 Asians won't vote for the GOP. They'll continue to vote Dem and complain as cities go to shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (wmDcS)

122 Rob Bunta is basically saying that the makers of slutty clothes are responsible for the rise in rapes.
----------------
Thank you!

Posted by: your local imam imitating Michael Scott at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)

123 thought it was copper

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

Copper, Rhodium and Paladium.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 03:42 PM (OgrpQ)


And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (mZOHK)

124 People wouldn't need to complain about break-ins, if they didn't live in break-in-able homes!

Also, women--WEAR YOUR CHASTITY BELTS--if you don't enjoy rape!
Posted by: San Francisco Buck Transport Tribune at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (krQz2)
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Yup. Isn't it odd how the "short skirt defense" has made a roaring comeback?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

125 So CA forced everyone to have catalytic converters and now they are getting stolen? Yeah, just stop putting or requiring them on cars. Problem solved.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 03:54 PM (6lj/r)

126 I miss seeing Yugo's on the streets. The pointing and mocking is sorely missed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (DMyTF)

127 "Thinks Trump hates Orientals."

Cripes.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (MvF+J)

128 If no one had any cars then there would be no cars to steal. Problem solved!!!

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (Wf5iy)

129 And look at all the stuff just sitting, unsecured, on shelves just begging to be stolen.

Posted by: leber at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (E7KPo)

130 Probably deserved it. I wonder what that Hyundai was wearing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (FVME7)

131 I've always thought that the "attractive nuisance" theory of blame

Attractive nuisance is a perfectly reasonable theory when it's limited to its common-law origin: cases involving children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (ppBhU)

132 I have this crazy idea- what if we start to hold the people who do the bad things responsible for their actions and let them know 1. It’s bad, and 2. They have to go to jail and 3. They have to pay reparations to the person they harmed because we can do restorative justice, too!

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Wow. Judgey, much?!

Posted by: San Francisco Make Crime Great Again Committee at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (krQz2)

133 I miss seeing Yugo's on the streets. The pointing and mocking is sorely missed.

Q: Why do Yugos have rear window defrosters?

A: So you can keep your hands warm in the winter when pushing it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (YXHzG)

134
15104

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (vwCZJ)

135 "Which, if I remember right, contain platinum.

thought it was copper"



Platinum, and also palladium, which is also a valuable metal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (lTGtQ)

136 They cancel the Trump grand jury for rest of week.
Trump making $millions? so far in campaign contribution.

Will they ever learn.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (uQPen)

137 Can Kia instead just give a gun to everyone who purchases one of their cars, with a sticker on the gun that says, "In Case You Witness a Car Theft"

Posted by: Wally at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (vMWVi)

138 Didn't Germany actually tell women they were responsible for young "immigrant" men raping them?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (eGTCV)

139 106 shaming does work, which is why there is such a push to not shame, or not judge. The problem is when you remove stigma, you also remove a motivator to not do bad things as the consequences aren’t prohibitory any longer.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

140 112 I am not familiar with Asian Americans from CA. I am familiar with quite a few Korean Americans from NJ who are church attenders or pastors. They are not supporters of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (FUVRY)

Asians are a big reason VA went red in 2021...they stopped the total lockstep with the Dems and started peeling away...and you don't need that many to do that to start winning in unexpected places...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (exHjb)

141 102 The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves. That's going to invite a different line of thinking from those looking to get out, at least on average.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Again, I don't discount the hypothesis I am just not sure it is correct. It will have to play out, and that will take another several years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I totally agree.
Still waiting!

Posted by: South Africa at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (V3xgB)

142 In a letter to Hyundai and Kia

-
Anti-Asian bigotry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (FVME7)

143 Platinum and palladium are spongey; they like to attract gas molecules to their surface and make them have sex with each other.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (MvF+J)

144 What does this AG say to rape victims? He probably asks what they were wearing.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (4TGJZ)

145 Just voting Republican isn’t the answer… if you get a Cornyn… got to be people of character and fortitude

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (MwHgU)

146 "Why won't you install car immobilizer that we totally won't then force you to give us the codes to so we can brick the cars of people with wrong thoughts"

Posted by: Rbastid at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (K+KQZ)

147 Everything else within your post says otherwise.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

Take it or leave it.

As I am often heard to say, IQ does not correlate with a free mind.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (Wf5iy)

148 Anybody post as Kitty Genovese yet?
____________

I read somewhere that reporting on that at the time was totally wrong. There were not a bunch of people just watching it go down without intervening.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (vIDVP)

149 138 Didn't Germany actually tell women they were responsible for young "immigrant" men raping them?
Posted by: N. Lurker

I mean, isn't that the whole theory behind the burka?

Posted by: South Africa at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (V3xgB)

150 Let try re-casting that.

California: We will punish you if you do not have a catalytic convertor on your car.

Also California: We will not punish a person who takes the catalytic convertor off your car.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (ykeLU)

151 144 What does this AG say to rape victims? He probably asks what they were wearing.

He’s says just stay home, or close your legs

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (MwHgU)

152 Rhodium and paladium are called "platinum metals" because they have many of the same properties as platinum, and are adjacent to it in the periodic table.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023


***
Rhodium was a spinoff from the Maria Tylerius Moorum show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

153 Heh. I would love to see Hyundai pull all their stores out of Cali and tell them to pound sand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

154 15104

yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (vwCZJ)
........

Math is hard, John. Maybe stick with reading and writing for now.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

155 The way she dressed, I had to rape her and steal her car.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (wv8qy)

156 The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal.

All cars must look, drive and have the reliability of a Trabant 601.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (gmo/4)

157 132 Wow. Judgey, much?!

Super funny in light of my post 139!

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

158 "Your honor, I plead not gulity by reason of opportunity. I mean, I took it. But it was just so damn stealable."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 03:47 PM


Your Honor, the State declines to prosecute these felony gun charges because the gang members were engaged in mutual combat.

Posted by: Chicago DA at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (ncXxy)

159 My only suggestion is to put in Dash Cams in your car and photograph the thieves. Then track them down and kill them. This would be a small step for mankind.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (sVfvf)

160 Just voting Republican isn’t the answer… if you get a Cornyn… got to be people of character and fortitude
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (MwHgU)
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I...I don't know how to un-stupid a people that other people are stupiding up as fast as possible.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (krQz2)

161 Platinum and palladium are spongey; they like to attract gas molecules to their surface and make them have sex with each other.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (MvF+J)
++++
That's hot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

162 96 They won't revolt. They can just leave and run up the score in Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Texas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:51 PM

Should be a 5-7 year moratorium on voting rights if you move from a blue state to a red state, especially if you voted blue in past elections.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (Oq/TM)

163
The cat converter thieves are EXTREMELY organized.

My SUV got hit about 9 years ago. When I noisily drove it in to the muffler shop to get it replaced, I pulled into the parking lot at about 7:30am. There were already two guys ahead of me with missing cat converters, and 4 more came in while I was getting everything written up. Ended up having to wait 2 weeks with a bypass pipe installed to get the replacement.

Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime. They're not "buying" the cats, and the thieves aren't "selling" them.

Gov HairGel can sign whatever sales ban he wants, it's irrelevant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (n+4am)

164 I mean, isn't that the whole theory behind the burka?

Stop tempting me with your ankles, harlots!

Posted by: Mahmoud al-Fuqtardi at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (ppBhU)

165 155 The way she dressed, I had to rape her and steal her car.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (wv8qy)

At first glance I thought you said rape and steal her car.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (eGTCV)

166 California attorney general Rob Bonta (D.) is blaming car manufacturers for the spike in car thefts that has occurred on his watch.
==================
Trump
Climate change
Racism
Oil companies
Are you sure it isn't Trump?
Auto companies! Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (Uyhow)

167 "The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves."

The wildings in downtown Chicago long predate the 2020 insanity. They go back to at least 2010, when all the nation's newspapers started running daily "Hate Whitey" editorials.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (MvF+J)

168 I have this crazy idea- what if we start to hold the people who do the bad things responsible for their actions and let them know 1. It’s bad, and 2. They have to go to jail and 3. They have to pay reparations to the person they harmed because we can do restorative justice, too!

That is so OLD TESTAMENT that it would be like imposing a theocracy if we did it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (YXHzG)

169 What are the demographics of CC thieves, anyway? I'm guessing they're largely of Bonta's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

170 I think this path is well trod. Instead of people getting fed up, they accept the risk and isolate themselves in safe enclaves.

It makes them feel superior to those who can't afford to live in such a way - which is a form of wealth. So they actually like the fact that the city is a shit hole and they are safe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (V3xgB)

171 Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime. They're not "buying" the cats, and the thieves aren't "selling" them.

Gov HairGel can sign whatever sales ban he wants, it's irrelevant.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (n+4am)
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Yup. Like the theft of copper wire in South Africa. Reselling looted physical infrastructure to scrappers is illegal there, too. Odd how it keeps happening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)

172 Your honor, the Hyundai was asking for it. That short skirt, and flashy headlights... I couldn't help myself!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (kOD2X)

---------

"That Killer SUV was just asking for some white people to mow down."

-- Darrell Brooks, racist mass murderer still pleading "Innocent!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (tWPoY)

173 136 They cancel the Trump grand jury for rest of week.
Trump making $millions? so far in campaign contribution.

Will they ever learn.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:56 PM (uQPen)

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Ugh...don't donate to politicians. Especially a billionaire who could single-handedly fund his own presidential campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

174 For what it is worth (nothing), that douche-bag instapundit recently dropped one of his links about this theft problem, but he blamed the car builders for making the cars too easy to steal.

Like I said, that douche-bag instapundit seemed to abandon all his *princpaled* libertarian positions for no good reason.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (Ae67h)

175 Platinum, and also palladium, which is also a valuable metal.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023


***
Always enjoyed the Hollywood Palladium variety show when I was young.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

176
Intermission for a funny?

https://youtu.be/-KG_AMMz4PQ

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (oIPis)

177 Ah..-I POOPED A PUMA!

Posted by: John Fetterlump at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (krQz2)

178 In a letter to Hyundai and Kia, Bonta and 22 other attorneys general on Monday claimed the carmakers helped fuel a national car theft epidemic by not installing engine immobilizers to certain vehicle models.
++++
Morgan and Morgan now know who the deep pocket defendants are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (Uyhow)

179 Men's pants should not have zippers. Zippers = rape.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (DMyTF)

180 There has been a lot of Democrat/leftist agitation that "real city life" should be filled with hold-ups, hookers, and heroin needles, and that life in 1970s-era crime infested hellholes was the "real [insert city name here]," and that the cleaned up "safe for Disney" cities that Republican policies and stern policing ushered in during the 90s just aren't authentic, hip, and cool.


I.E. Detroit in RoboCop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

181 At first glance I thought you said rape and steal her car.

Those catalytic converters aren't going to fuck themselves.

Posted by: Catalytic Converter Fucker at March 23, 2023 04:00 PM (ppBhU)

182 167 "The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves."

The wildings in downtown Chicago long predate the 2020 insanity. They go back to at least 2010, when all the nation's newspapers started running daily "Hate Whitey" editorials.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 03:58 PM (MvF+J)

========

And the black gangs responded by killing other black gangs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

183
Just be ready for the "not off the hook yet" narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (oIPis)

184 Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime. They're not "buying" the cats, and the thieves aren't "selling" them.

Gov HairGel can sign whatever sales ban he wants, it's irrelevant.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Hey, all those containers need to be filled with something on the return trip.

Posted by: Chinese scrap dealers. at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (V3xgB)

185 I read somewhere that reporting on that at the time was totally wrong. There were not a bunch of people just watching it go down without intervening.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (vIDVP)

In one of my earlier comments on this site, I mentioned the case - having believed what I was taught - and got absolutely railed by like 8 people, which was most of the people in the thread.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (Wf5iy)

186 I see it like this:

THEY DID THE MEME

again. right?

the left, one: no, nice cars are racist because poor people can't have them.

the left two, nooo, cheap used cars are racist because they're not as conspicuously consumptive as new cars.

the left, three: no cheap cars that are high quality are racist because poor people can steal them.

right?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (MLrvz)

187 By the way, a little history lesson that many if not most of you know, but everyone needs to know, so pass it on.

The name bolshevik means majority party, and the name menshivik means minority party, after the revolution.

The bolsheviks were the minority party by numbers, and the mensheviks were the majority. The bolsheviks gave themselves that name, and used fraud and intimidation to take power, and then killed or imprisoned the mensheviks, so that they were now truly the majority party.

Apply that logic to the democrats, and how they treat elections and the justice system in this country, and the republicans, who pretend it isn't happening.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (lTGtQ)

188 Billy Jeff strikes again, “And besides, it’s all your fault. Better get some ice on that.”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (glGDV)

189 Anybody post as Kitty Genovese yet?
____________

I read somewhere that reporting on that at the time was totally wrong. There were not a bunch of people just watching it go down without intervening.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (vIDVP)
______________

True. But that bullshit story sold lots of newspapers, so it was all good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

190
---------

"That Killer SUV was just asking for some white people to mow down."

-- Darrell Brooks, racist mass murderer still pleading "Innocent!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (tWPoY)



That had to be some of the best self-defending ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

191 I was on a call not too long ago with a colleague who lives in San Francisco.

He was complaining that the FedEx guy left a package at the bottom of the stairs to the sidewalk instead of up by the front door. He saw the delivery on his surveillance cameras - which everyone has because crime is so rampant - and he went down to retrieve it immediately but it had been stolen by the time he got to his front door.

But he was grateful that his catalytic converter hadn't been stolen yet. His neighbor has his cat (a more popular car - a Prius) stolen three times before the neighbor just gave up and sold the car. The neighbor now uses taxis and public transit because owning a car was too hard given the constant crime.

And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city. Annoying, but hey - what can you do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (t0OGg)

192 167 "The past three years has seen crime explode in blue enclaves."

////

tbh, i thought it was climate change.

you know, it's literally 0.011% different in temperature today. up down sideways, either way...

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (MLrvz)

193 What are the demographics of CC thieves, anyway? I'm guessing they're largely of Bonta's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

Nope. Hasidic Jews and white supremacists from Idaho.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (XIJ/X)

194 Uh... guys? Socialism is MORE government control.

Posted by: Romeo13


We're the United States. We do everything better than everyone else. It's just that we haven't tried it yet.

Heard this answer before.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (NW9xb)

195 I don't like instapundit...because he always seems to have these unannounced links to Ann Althouse.

Who I loathe as a dim witt and what not.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (Ae67h)

196 Could somebody please tell these Progressives that butt stuff with each other and young boys and guys pretending to be women is not progressive, but regressive. Western Civ has been working for 100's of years to get them to cut it out. But, somehow they're convincing all of the Wine Women that it's cool.

Posted by: whatchulookinat at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (fiQ0w)

197 191 And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city. Annoying, but hey - what can you do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Go vigilante.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

198 Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime. They're not "buying" the cats, and the thieves aren't "selling" them.

---
*shakes head disdainfully*

Fucking car companies.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (krQz2)

199 "Yup. Like the theft of copper wire in South Africa. Reselling looted physical infrastructure to scrappers is illegal there, too. Odd how it keeps happening."

American Democrat policies and the American legacy of slavery make the S Africans act like that.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (MvF+J)

200 193 What are the demographics of CC thieves, anyway? I'm guessing they're largely of Bonta's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

Nope. Hasidic Jews and white supremacists from Idaho.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (XIJ/X)

========

This is misinformation.

It's the Amish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

201 The bolsheviks gave themselves that name, and used fraud and intimidation to take power

/////////

wow, sound familar?

we can't be fascists because we called ourselves anti-fa

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (MLrvz)

202 It wasn't that long ago that CA had a problem with illegals stealing man hole covers and selling them as scrap iron. CA sucks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (sVfvf)

203 DC is all out of Adderall.
All our politicians and fed government workers are meth heads.
This explains a lot.

...
I’ve spent all day calling every pharmacy near me in DC. They’re all out. No idea when it’ll be back in stock. No idea where I can find a place that might be able to help. I run out later this week. Without going into specifics, my qualify of life is about to get a lot worse.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8su2j8

Best. Ruling. Class. Ever.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (2tUFv)

204 Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime.

---------

Or the FBI.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (aUYRN)

205 Everything else within your post says otherwise.

Those were my thoughts, as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (Xrfse)

206 For what it is worth (nothing), that douche-bag instapundit recently dropped one of his links about this theft problem, but he blamed the car builders for making the cars too easy to steal.

Like I said, that douche-bag instapundit seemed to abandon all his *princpaled* libertarian positions for no good reason.


What's not libertarian about criticizing auto makers for being incompetent? I recall the Instapundit link. It was about how insurers were refusing to insure a couple of brands as a result. A market response.

I don't really have an opinion about any of this, and I hammer away on Instapundit now and again, but I don't see what he's done wrong here.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (ppBhU)

207 Anybody post as Kitty Genovese yet?
____________

I read somewhere that reporting on that at the time was totally wrong. There were not a bunch of people just watching it go down without intervening.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 23, 2023 03:57 PM (vIDVP)
____________

Next you'll tell us that the Milgram experiment was crap, too. Although figuring a psychology experiment is crap is pretty much a gimmee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

208 Why aren't all thugs moving to California? After all it has a great climate and theft is a growth industry there.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (eGTCV)

209 Turns out that it was a gang from Los Angeles who had come up to Santa Barbara, and they'd stolen over 90 cat converters in two nights. You don't steal that many unless you have a way to sell them, which means a scrap yard or recycling center is in on the crime.
================
The state should provide convenient and secure parking free of charge to anyone who otherwise would be forced to leave their car on the street. It's a human right. Also, for preserving mother Gaia!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (gRn/2)

210 American Democrat policies and the American legacy of slavery make the S Africans act like that.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 04:03 PM (MvF+J)
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Of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

211 Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 04:01 PM (lTGtQ)

True, but the mensheviks were still fvcking commie scum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (XIJ/X)

212 "The real villain here is auto manufacturers, for making cars that are so tempting, and so easy, to steal."


The way she wuz dressed, bitch wuz askin' fo it.

Posted by: The Usual Suspect at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (WmGrA)

213 Didn't Germany actually tell women they were responsible for young "immigrant" men raping them?
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That's what she Said!

Posted by: your local imam imitating Michael Scott at March 23, 2023 04:05 PM (Vwz3I)

214
And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city. Annoying, but hey - what can you do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (t0OGg)



Wrong answer. You defeat the problem by baseball bat at the moment of crime. When the law won't do anything, it's up to the citizen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

215 I'm pretty sure that urban yutes stealing cars is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)

216 I do like this timeline!

Posted by: Dindoo Nuffin at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

217 Speaking of prosecutors and anal, Trump gets arrested when?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (glGDV)

218 This busty bikini redhead thinks that blaming manufacturers instead of perpetrators is preposterous:
https://is.gd/7R7Lr1

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

219 195 I don't like instapundit...because he always seems to have these unannounced links to Ann Althouse.

Who I loathe as a dim witt and what not.
Posted by: EFG

I suspect he's bonking her. Based on no knowledge besides his links.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (V3xgB)

220 >>Didn't Germany actually tell women they were responsible for young "immigrant" men raping them?


In the Germans defense...

Did you SEE how those young women were dressed?

I'm not saying that they were asking for it. But the Germans are.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (2a34U)

221 I agree .............. This has to be TRUMP's Fault !!!! I do not have the reason yet, but I will think of one .........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (X++p7)

222 CARB hardest hit. Just straight pipe my car.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (OgrpQ)

223 What would make a car too ugly to steal? Can it be made to look like Whoopi Goldberg?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (eGTCV)

224 And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city. Annoying, but hey - what can you do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (t0OGg)
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It's a type of virtue signaling.

We had a youth pastor at my first church who bragged he lived in the hood...until some boyz broke in and took a bunch of stuff, and he moved to the burbs. He had a wife, a toddler, and a baby, though.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)

225 What are the demographics of CC thieves, anyway? I'm guessing they're largely of Bonta's demographic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The demographic of CC thieves is the same all over: they are the thieves.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (zaWyB)

226 Model T's were really easy to steal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (UuD2k)

227 We're the United States. We do everything better than everyone else.
______________

We just lost the World Baseball Classic, so we can exclude baseball from that generalization.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

228 And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city.

Where else am I going to be able to get Thai fusion at two in the morning?

Posted by: Mannix' colleague, probably at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (h5TKJ)

229 Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:02 PM (Ae67h)

*****

I suspect I might have a few spelling errors in my comment castigating Ann as being... not so smart.

I am aware of the irony and stand here chastised and ashamed.



Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (Ae67h)

230 What would make a car too ugly to steal? Can it be made to look like Whoopi Goldberg?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (eGTCV)
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If you're going to allow poop, what's a little vomit?!

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)

231 I know for a fact cattle rustling was put to an end when ranchers started locking up their cows.
And hanging the theives on the spot.
But mostly the hangings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (/LGx4)

232 202 It wasn't that long ago that CA had a problem with illegals stealing man hole covers and selling them as scrap iron. CA sucks.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Again, they were being shipped to China.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (V3xgB)

233 228 And he shrugged it all off. Just life in the big city.

Where else am I going to be able to get Thai fusion at two in the morning?
Posted by: Mannix' colleague, probably at March 23, 2023 04:07 PM (h5TKJ)

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When was the last time you tried to get Thai fusion at two in the morning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

234 208 Why aren't all thugs moving to California? After all it has a great climate and theft is a growth industry there.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March

Maybe instead of donating to Trump, we can take that money and start our own agency in which we help organize the migration to California. Maybe even use trains, for the environment. The Thug Chug!

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

235 Oh, and in an effort to increase military recruitment, the Congressional Budget Office is proposing to means-test VA disability payments.

https://tinyurl.com/yj6jbrnw

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (2tUFv)

236 I think a Whoopi version of the Volkswagen Beetle could be designed.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (eGTCV)

237 thought it was copper
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:37 PM (uQPen)

Nope, platinum, palladium, and possibly rhodium. All "platinum group metals" on the Periodic Table.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM (tkR6S)

238 This busty bikini redhead thinks that blaming manufacturers instead of perpetrators is preposterous:
https://is.gd/7R7Lr1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)
==============
Now, that's a selfie for the ages!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (gRn/2)

239 208 Why aren't all thugs moving to California? After all it has a great climate and theft is a growth industry there.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March

See! You are judgey like me.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

240 126 I miss seeing Yugo's on the streets. The pointing and mocking is sorely missed.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 03:55 PM (DMyTF)

One of my favorite Paul Shanklin's parodies that played on Rush's show was "In a Yugo".

"Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They're squashed beneath a produce truck
But they drove with pride...

And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo

And as they're trapped inside..."

Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (Rl7KJ)

241 He rigged it for the next time...
Posted by: artisanal ette

Actually if he 'rigged it' to alarm and then went out to *help* the thief see the error of his ways that wouldn't be against the law.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (zaWyB)

242 Why aren't all thugs moving to California? After all it has a great climate and theft is a growth industry there.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:04 PM (eGTCV)
________________

You mean we don't have them all now??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

243 ||Yesterday, about 50 AI-generated images imagining what former President Donald Trump’s arrest would look like spread across Twitter. The images caused confusion for some users because the Midjourney v5 engine used to create them generates such realistic-looking content.

Today, the Midjourney user behind the images—Bellingcat founder Eliot Higgins—alleged to Buzzfeed News that he was banned from Midjourney over the images. Buzzfeed also reported that Midjourney has banned the word “arrest” from being used in text prompts to generate images.||

Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 13h
Update: As per sources on the ground Trump has taken command of the NYPD and has become the undisputed warlord of Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/3szn6a6u

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (Vwz3I)

244 202 It wasn't that long ago that CA had a problem with illegals stealing man hole covers and selling them as scrap iron. CA sucks.
Posted by: Pudinhead


"Man" hole covers, you say? Thank you!

Posted by: Gender Studies major, who needed a topic for xer paper at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

245 Honestly, easy problem to solve.

Plant a few decoy cars around town rigged such that if the catalytic converter is moved more than some specific distance, say 50 feet, from the car... it explodes.

A few dead thieves later... no more catalytic converter theft problem.

You could even set it up so that the explosion is on a delay to try and catch the fences.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (1Z8zZ)

246 Misplaced blame is a Democrat theme. Newsome here in Clownifornia just created a 'board' whose job it is to go after Oil and Gas companies, because of the high price of oil and gas in Calif.

You know, where the laws are such that just about every county has a different blend of gas, which changes a couple times a year... and where they won't allow any drilling... or new refineries.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (oHd/0)

247 Saw a great quote the other day on climate change: "CO2 is the only pollutant where if you got rid of it completely, everything dies."

Wish I had thought of that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (UuD2k)

248 I’ve spent all day calling every pharmacy near me in DC. They’re all out. No idea when it’ll be back in stock. No idea where I can find a place that might be able to help. I run out later this week. Without going into specifics, my qualify of life is about to get a lot worse.

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BREAKING: Biden to Address D.C. Adderall Shortage Crisis by Outsourcing Immediate Production to Mexican Cartel Fentanyl Manufacturers & Chinese Suppliers in $1 Trillion Deal. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (l+kMy)

249 A friend of mine told me a story about an attempted copper theft at his construction sight in Seattle. Meth head tried cutting through a high voltage line leading to the sky crane. All my buddy found was a scorch mark and a pair of burnt shoes.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (OgrpQ)

250 Speaking of prosecutors and anal, Trump gets arrested when?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (glGDV)
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At this time, I would dare Bragg to do it.

Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!

Unless they get a real Sullivan-type lawyer, being able to produce prosecutorial malfeasance this early in the "trial"? It would be an embarrassment.

However, on the positive side, the Dems would get to yank the carrot away from their followers and get them all to chant "We wuz robbed!".

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (krQz2)

251 Misplaced blame is a Democrat theme. Newsome here in Clownifornia just created a 'board' whose job it is to go after Oil and Gas companies, because of the high price of oil and gas in Calif.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (oHd/0)


Oil products in Cali would cost less if he stored less of it in his hair.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:12 PM (1Z8zZ)

252 A friend of mine told me a story about an attempted copper theft at his construction sight in Seattle. Meth head tried cutting through a high voltage line leading to the sky crane. All my buddy found was a scorch mark and a pair of burnt shoes.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (OgrpQ)
________________

I love a feel-good story like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

253 Disneyfication in the 1990s: "Let's get rid of these porno theatres, peep shows, and adult book stores to make it safe for the kids"

Disneyfication in the 2020s: "Let's bring in these homo porno theatres, homo peep shows, and homo drag queen story hours for the kids"

Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2023 04:12 PM (xttsV)

254 Oil products in Cali would cost less if he stored less of it in his hair.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:12 PM (1Z8zZ)
______________

C'mon. Newsom's hair is part of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

255 Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 13h
Update: As per sources on the ground Trump has taken command of the NYPD and has become the undisputed warlord of Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/3szn6a6u
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 04:10 PM (Vwz3I)

In a recent interview, Snake Plisken said he had already been contacted about retrieving Trump, if he is arrested.

So he can... Escape from New York.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:13 PM (oHd/0)

256 Disneyfication in the 1990s: "Let's get rid of these porno theatres, peep shows, and adult book stores to make it safe for the kids"

Disneyfication in the 2020s: "Let's bring in these homo porno theatres, homo peep shows, and homo drag queen story hours for the kids"
Posted by: Chuck C at March 23, 2023 04:12 PM (xttsV)
++++
Brutal. Accurate.

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:13 PM (t0OGg)

257 Kratom will help with withdraws, but it is addictive too.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (wv8qy)

258 He rigged it for the next time...
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 23, 2023 03:41 PM (uQPen)

I would be tempted to get a good juicy radiation source, not "hot" to cause immediate danger to life and health, but hot enough to set off the radiation detector alarms that all scrapyards must, by law, have. Jam it into the cat converter on your bait vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (tkR6S)

259 A tale as old as 1789

The left does something
A bunch of objectively bad things happen
Wow - isn't it terrible those coincidences that happened that we could never have predicted!

Posted by: President Eisenhower at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (lc5cP)

260 There seems to be an Adderall shortage in the DC area.

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1638213864494866442

This could get real amusing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (DMyTF)

261 At this time, I would dare Bragg to do it.

Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (krQz2)


Trump needs to get someone on Twitter to quote him as saying that Bragg is too much of a pussy to make a move.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (1Z8zZ)

262 IHOP's fault.

Two inmates tunneled through their cell wall only to get caught at IHOP hours later 🥞

-
Speaking of IHOP, you know what pisses me off? Even now that the Black Death pandemic has subsided, they still haven't returned the little variety of syrup flavors carts to the tables!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (FVME7)

263 Never once have I been tempted to steal a Hyundai or a Kia. A couple Porsches and Ferraris have given me pause.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

264 When Whoopie G. was young she looked pretty, but as she became addicted to Communisim she became ugly inside and outside.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:15 PM (X++p7)

265 I blame the atmosphere for stealing our precious CO2.

Posted by: TarzanTurk at March 23, 2023 04:15 PM (vlolu)

266 263 Never once have I been tempted to steal a Hyundai or a Kia. A couple Porsches and Ferraris have given me pause.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

But what about boats?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

267 I would be tempted to get a good juicy radiation source, not "hot" to cause immediate danger to life and health, but hot enough to set off the radiation detector alarms that all scrapyards must, by law, have. Jam it into the cat converter on your bait vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (tkR6S)


You can buy uranium sources on Amazon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:15 PM (1Z8zZ)

268 Forgot to mention that Trump's breath is responsible for all the cars being stolen in CA............ Ha...Ha I beat Dorcus to this !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (X++p7)

269 When Whoopie G. was young she looked pretty, but as she became addicted to Communisim she became ugly inside and outside.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:15 PM (X++p7)

At some point she lost her eyebrows.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (OgrpQ)

270 This busty bikini redhead thinks that blaming manufacturers instead of perpetrators is preposterous:
https://is.gd/7R7Lr1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM


She needs more sunscreen. Pass me that bottle...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (Wnv9h)

271 Both State Farm and Progressive confirmed with CNN that they no longer write policies for some Kia and Hyundai models manufactured between 2015 and 2019.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (RHGPo)

272 Meth head tried cutting through a high voltage line leading to the sky crane. All my buddy found was a scorch mark and a pair of burnt shoes.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:11 PM (OgrpQ)

******

Right. Because the meth head thief survived and ran away...sans shoes.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (Ae67h)

273 I had a 2016 Hyundai stolen out of my driveway. The thieves were juveniles who, according to police, learned from the internet how to shave a piece of metal to not only defeat the door lock, but also the ignition.

After being video recorded trying to swap license plates with a similar vehicle, one of the little rocket surgeons dropped their cellphone during their getaway. Upon realizing they were in a bit of a pickle, the brain trust decided to abandon the car and set it on fire.

Police used the dropped cellphone to catch the joyriders and I bought a new car with better security.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (D4kzb)

274 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true.

To me, after looking at all the photos of him insurrecting on Jan 6 but not being arrested, he looks like a complete douchbag glowie but my opinion has never been confirmed as fact-fact.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (K0BA4)

275 223 What would make a car too ugly to steal? Can it be made to look like Whoopi Goldberg?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (eGTCV)


I think we may have some inventory you'll find to your liking.

Posted by: Your Local Pre-Owned Trabi Dealer at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (PiwSw)

276 I would be tempted to get a good juicy radiation source, not "hot" to cause immediate danger to life and health, but hot enough to set off the radiation detector alarms that all scrapyards must, by law, have. Jam it into the cat converter on your bait vehicle.

Now take that same car and drive it around DC and see how long before the radiation detectors all over the city point out you and your car and you and your lawyer spend considerable time explaining why you aren't a terrorist.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (YXHzG)

277 271 Both State Farm and Progressive confirmed with CNN that they no longer write policies for some Kia and Hyundai models manufactured between 2015 and 2019.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:16 PM (RHGPo)

Wait, so they fixed the problem for MY 2020?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (UuD2k)

278 Being a victim of a crime is a SHARED EXPERIENCE. It is also INCREDIBLE.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.

Posted by: SATANS REEEEETARDS at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (o+Kq8)

279 Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!
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Brady whats???

Posted by: the hon. s. kato crews at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (Vwz3I)

280 Oh, and in an effort to increase military recruitment, the Congressional Budget Office is proposing to means-test VA disability payments.

https://tinyurl.com/yj6jbrnw

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 23, 2023 04:08 PM


I know a couple of people that is going to affect if it is implemented.


They start with stuff like VA disability means testing and next thing you know, social security will be means tested and *rich* people who have contributed to social security all of their lives will get nothing. Forced welfare payments at the point of a gun.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 04:18 PM (ncXxy)

281 affected Hyundai and Kia models are as follows:

2015-2021 Hyundai Accent (all body styles)
2015-2021 Hyundai Elantra (two-door and four-door)
2015-2021 Hyundai Kona
2015-2021 Hyundai Santa Fe
2015-2021 Hyundai Tucson
2015-2018 Hyundai Veloster
2015-2021 Kia Forte
2015-2021 Kia Optima
2015-2016 Kia Optima Hybrid
2015-2021 Kia Rio (all body styles)
2015-2021 Kia Sedona
2015-2016 Kia Sorento
2015-2021 Kia Soul
2015-2021 Kia Sportage

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

282
Never once have I been tempted to steal a Hyundai or a Kia. A couple Porsches and Ferraris have given me pause.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

But what about boats?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Don't leave a 50ft Swan unlocked on the same dock as Jack...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:19 PM (zaWyB)

283 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true.

To me, after looking at all the photos of him insurrecting on Jan 6 but not being arrested, he looks like a complete douchbag glowie but my opinion has never been confirmed as fact-fact.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (K0BA4)

Had to think on it a bit... how does being called a Federal Agent 'damage' you enough to get standing to sue...

But then, thinking on the current reputation of federal agents... it is a true insult and may be considered fightin words.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (oHd/0)

284 At Trump Rally in Pa before 2020 there were a fair amount of Asians there in Pennsylvania

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (xhxe8)

285 When the state is behind a plot to get rid of internal combustion cars, is anyone surprised that they ain't gonna do shit when an internal combustion car is stolen?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (lf83v)

286 >>But what about boats?

I admit to uncontrollable boat lust.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

287 And he'll be sued by the thief and/or thieves' family as well as the gov for setting a trap.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 03:50 PM (zaWyB)

Well, the obvious solution is, "don't put a booby trap in a car that can be traced to you."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (tkR6S)

288 affected Hyundai and Kia models are as follows: ...
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)
++++
I don't know that "affected" is the right word. This isn't a design flaw or manufacturing defect. It's the absence of a feature on most of the units sold.

I do find it odd that the Optima is on the list but the Sonata is not, though, given that they're cousins.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

289 Now take that same car and drive it around DC and see how long before the radiation detectors all over the city point out you and your car and you and your lawyer spend considerable time explaining why you aren't a terrorist.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (YXHzG)

Long story, but we had DHS guys show up where I worked because of a radiation reading once. The sent me to talk to them because I was a nuke and they showed me an SUV packed with detectors of all kinds. The radiation one they had measured radiation levels lower than I had ever seen in the nuke world.

Long story short, they had detected a radiography source that we had on site while it was still in it's shield case.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (UuD2k)

290 286 >>But what about boats?

I admit to uncontrollable boat lust.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I, personally, am a big fan of motorboating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

291 279 Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!
-------------
Brady whats???


It is withholding evidence proving Trump's innocence and only sowing eviden provinh he is guilty. In other words the Fat Slob DA lied and deceived the Judge and Jury.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (X++p7)

292 At Trump Rally in Pa before 2020 there were a fair amount of Asians there in Pennsylvania
__________

And those were just the ones that couldn't get into Harvard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (lf83v)

293 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true. ...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (K0BA4)
++++
He probably isn't a federal agent. He's probably a private citizen acting as a cut-out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

294 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true.

To me, after looking at all the photos of him insurrecting on Jan 6 but not being arrested, he looks like a complete douchbag glowie but my opinion has never been confirmed as fact-fact.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:17 PM (K0BA4)
---
News flash, Jacob Chansley, who wasn't walking around the night before, butting into conversations to evangelize going IN. TO. the CAPITOL, has been called a lot worse by every news agency out there.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

295 In Texas you can use deadly force against someone trying to steal your car. Another reason to love Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:22 PM (f+KrF)

296 291 It is withholding evidence proving Trump's innocence and only sowing eviden provinh he is guilty. In other words the Fat Slob DA lied and deceived the Judge and Jury.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM (X++p7)

=========

"But I do it all the time in every other case! Why is it a problem now?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

297 Had to think on it a bit... how does being called a Federal Agent 'damage' you enough to get standing to sue...
Posted by: Romeo13

Deprives him of livelihood. If people think he is a fed, he will not be able to work undercover as a fed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 04:22 PM (V3xgB)

298 223 What would make a car too ugly to steal? Can it be made to look like Whoopi Goldberg?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (eGTCV)

/Facepalm... OHHHHH!!!!

Suddenly the new Mustang makes sense... its all about theft prevention!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:22 PM (oHd/0)

299 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true.
__________

Bring it on Ray, you nitwit.

See you at the deposition. And pack a lunch. It's going to be a long day.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:23 PM (lf83v)

300 297 Had to think on it a bit... how does being called a Federal Agent 'damage' you enough to get standing to sue...
Posted by: Romeo13

Deprives him of livelihood. If people think he is a fed, he will not be able to work undercover as a fed.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 04:22 PM (V3xgB)

Tucker is probably going 'Please... sue'... Discovery will be FUN!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2023 04:23 PM (oHd/0)

301 Brady whats???

ISWYDT - good one

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:23 PM (OgrpQ)

302 You know. If women didn't have their tits right there in squeezin' distance -- I'd still have a show on CNN!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at March 23, 2023 04:23 PM (krQz2)

303 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson.

.. I can hear Tucker laughing now

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (RHGPo)

304 Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!
-------------
Brady whats???


It is withholding evidence proving Trump's innocence and only sowing eviden provinh he is guilty. In other words the Fat Slob DA lied and deceived the Judge and Jury.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 23, 2023 04:21 PM


None of which apply to Grand Jury proceedings.


No judge has seen any of this and trump has not been charged with anything let alone convicted, so brady rights do not apply.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (ncXxy)

305 I violated a Brady or two....

Posted by: Sam at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (krQz2)

306 Biden said yesterday that he worked to “keep guns out of the hands of domestic political advisers”.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (Y5qcH)

307 But what about boats?

I admit to uncontrollable boat lust.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023


***
I don't so much lust after boats as *need* 'em.

Posted by: Elvis at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (J2vNu)

308 I don't know that "affected" is the right word. This isn't a design flaw or manufacturing defect. It's the absence of a feature on most of the units sold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

The 'flaw' is exploitable with a usb stick. You break apart the steering column, then (and I'm fuzzy here) rip apart a connector and jam in the usb stick. Instant hot wire.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (zaWyB)

309 What would make a car too ugly to steal?


I give you the Trabant 601

A two fer = ugly and unreliable.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

310 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson.

.. discovery should be interesting

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (RHGPo)

311 Long story short, they had detected a radiography source that we had on site while it was still in it's shield case.
-------------
So a banana wrapped in tinfoil in a lunch-bucket??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (Vwz3I)

312 Trump's lawyers and others say they have Bragg dead to rights on Brady violations...in this case!
-------------
Brady whats???
__________

You know. The law that requires that you disclose exculpatory evidence to Jan Brady.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (lf83v)

313 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent" and Epps claims that is not true.


I think it was 2017 and he was at the AZ Republican State Convention. Even then people were calling him a glowie.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (OgrpQ)

314 None of which apply to Grand Jury proceedings.


No judge has seen any of this and trump has not been charged with anything let alone convicted, so brady rights do not apply.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (ncXxy)

Correct.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (f+KrF)

315 312 You know. The law that requires that you disclose exculpatory evidence to Jan Brady.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (lf83v)

=========

Marcia had to learn that lesson the hard way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

316 Trabant 601 .. looks like one of those old Soviet vehicles

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (RHGPo)

317 305 I violated a Brady or two....
Posted by: Sam at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (krQz2)

/Fistbump

Posted by: Greg at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

318 "Long story short, they had detected a radiography source that we had on site while it was still in it's shield case."

When Walter Reed did my PSMA PET scan using a radioactive isotope, they gave me a card to show Law enforcement if I set off any detectors, and warned me not to go near the White House for 24 hours, or I would set stuff off.

But it was safe to inject directly into my vein for the scan

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (uLr+K)

319 Hyundai and Kia, while "easy" to steal are not the only cars to be stolen, right? The "flipper" is an electronic device that can be programmed to act as a key fob, or most any electronic "key" device and has been making inroads with the kool kidz stealing everything from high end cars to opening time lock safes.

flipperzero dot one

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

320 Not sure if this has been mentioned.

MTG was interviewed and she plans on visiting the J6 prisoners tomorrow.

She stated that several family members informed her that some of the prisoners have been made to clean and then paint for up to 23 hours a day. Also, that some have already been transferred out to other facilities.

Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 04:26 PM (sOete)

321 Ray Epps is now threatening to sue Tucker Carlson. He claims Carlson called him a "federal agent"

-
Well, you've got to admit, "federal agent" is defamatory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:27 PM (FVME7)

322 Baltimore County Police are giving free clubs to any owner of the easy to steal make, model and year of car registered in Baltimore County.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:27 PM (uLr+K)

323 /Fistbump
Posted by: Greg
________

Greg, what have I told you about making physical contact with grown men?

Posted by: Robert Reed at March 23, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)

324 Was wondering ..
I was watching some of those old Russian car crash videos on YouTube

Does anybody know why it looks like they drop a case of old phonebooks when they crash ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:27 PM (RHGPo)

325 The 'flaw' is exploitable with a usb stick. You break apart the steering column, then (and I'm fuzzy here) rip apart a connector and jam in the usb stick. Instant hot wire.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (zaWyB)
++++
Yeah. I'm on the fence about whether that would fall into the category of "poor design" vs. "design flaw." It might be an irrelevant distinction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

326 I admit to uncontrollable boat lust.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023

***
I don't so much lust after boats as *need* 'em.
Posted by: Elvis at March 23, 2023 04:24 PM (J2vNu)
=============
Even Jack's dog is gettting into it now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 04:28 PM (1jv0P)

327 I admit to uncontrollable boat lust.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023


Me too. Look up my pron boat = Bering 145

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

328 Did I hear it right ?

Some Kia and Hyundai models can be stolen with a smartphone and a USB cable

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

329 The most evil part of these hellopolis's governments is that while they won't prosecute any criminal if they're black or brown, anyone that defends themselves or tries to stand up to these shitbirds gets crushed by the state. Remember the SF art gallery owner who turned the hose on the bag lady screaming at his patrons? SFPD somehow managed to muster enough officers to arrest that poor bastard.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (tRd71)

330 We used to hang horse thieves.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (oWBc3)

331 Baltimore County Police are giving free clubs to any owner of the easy to steal make, model and year of car registered in Baltimore County.

Wouldn't it be more satisfying if the Baltimore County Police just gave a free clubbing to anyone who stole one of the easy make, model and year of car registered in Baltimore County?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (YXHzG)

332 MTG was interviewed and she plans on visiting the J6 prisoners tomorrow.

She stated that several family members informed her that some of the prisoners have been made to clean and then paint for up to 23 hours a day. Also, that some have already been transferred out to other facilities.
Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 04:26 PM (sOete)


Good thing she gave the bad guys advanced notice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:30 PM (1Z8zZ)

333 Yeah. I'm on the fence about whether that would fall into the category of "poor design" vs. "design flaw." It might be an irrelevant distinction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Irrelevant to CA DAs for sure.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:30 PM (zaWyB)

334 Mother of Peaceful J6 Prisoner “QAnon Shaman” Jake Chansley Says He Will Be Released From Prison “Really Soon!”

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:30 PM (RHGPo)

335 If it's just making the car undrivable there are many things they could do.

You could take one of the front tires with you after you park it.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (f+KrF)

336 Some Kia and Hyundai models can be stolen with a smartphone and a USB cable
------------
Using this one easy trick...

Posted by: new ad at the HQ at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (Vwz3I)

337 I would bet now we know the Eff Bee Eye pays out 10s of millions to informants and minions Ray has to be one being paid. He thinks the Democrats Propaganda Ministry and Marxists will cover for him.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (xhxe8)

338 Trabant 601 .. looks like one of those old Soviet vehicles

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:25 PM (RHGPo)


East German copy

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

339 Amusing fumble mouth Brandon sacked for a loss.

https://bit.ly/409jTrb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (FVME7)

340 The most evil part of these hellopolis's governments is that while they won't prosecute any criminal if they're black or brown, anyone that defends themselves or tries to stand up to these shitbirds gets crushed by the state. Remember the SF art gallery owner who turned the hose on the bag lady screaming at his patrons? SFPD somehow managed to muster enough officers to arrest that poor bastard.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (tRd71)


And he'll vote for the incumbents on the city council every chance he gets. Sympathy? I haz none.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (1Z8zZ)

341 "Wouldn't it be more satisfying if the Baltimore County Police just gave a free clubbing to anyone who stole one of the easy make, model and year of car registered in Baltimore County?"

Why yes...yes it would.

But alas...Baltimore County.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:32 PM (uLr+K)

342 Didn't Asians get the memo that the Democrat party that they vote for isn't what they have claimed to be for decades?

Asians voting for Dems always surprised me. As a group, they are more conservative, have strong family values, excel in academics, and are very fiscally conservative. Everything that the Democrats are not.

Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2023 04:32 PM (oiNtH)

343
Honda puts the catalytic converter in the engine compartment. Harder to steal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2023 04:32 PM (+wi3K)

344 I'm surprised the Democrats are not arguing that simple car theft is vastly preferrable to car jacking.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (z/ifB)

345 The world just dodged a major solar flare that could have thrown the entire planet into unthinkable chaos

-
Wait. We dodged the unthinkable chaos bullet and this is the result?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (FVME7)

346 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM (V3xgB)

Heh.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (Ae67h)

347 We used to hang horse thieves.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (oWBc3)

Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

348 342 Didn't Asians get the memo that the Democrat party that they vote for isn't what they have claimed to be for decades?

Asians voting for Dems always surprised me. As a group, they are more conservative, have strong family values, excel in academics, and are very fiscally conservative. Everything that the Democrats are not.
Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2023 04:32 PM (oiNtH)

========

"We're victims, and you're racist."
-A fair number of them

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

349 What is with Tulsi Gabbard's hair coloring?

She is testifying to some committee.

I would maybe listen more if she showed her bewbs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (ufFY8)

350 But Asians, at least, are warning Democrats that they are not going to continue accepting that it's a "basic city experience" that Asians will be hunted by human predators on the streets just because Democrats refuse to lock violent felons up.

Sadly, I bet they do.

And Bonta isn't entirely wrong, those cars are ridiculously easy to steal. But they aren't the only cars being stolen, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

351 STOP ASIAN HATE

hahahaha

Poor fag.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (O69GV)

352 Me too. Look up my pron boat = Bering 145


I like the 25,265 gallon diesel fuel tank. That American Express Card monthly invoice would be impressive after a few fill ups.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:34 PM (YXHzG)

353 Baltimore County Police are giving free clubs to any owner of the easy to steal make, model and year of car registered in Baltimore County.

***
I bought a Club in '91 for my Olds Cutlass coupe, used it on the second Olds, then found it wouldn't fit the larger steering wheel of my '80s Benzes. By that time I had realized that the thieves would cut your steering wheel if they wanted your car, Club or no Club. I gave it away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

354 My friend's neighbor had his brand new Cadillac SUV stolen out of his driveway. Seems thieves have some electronic tool that can connect to the key fob at a short distance. So don't hang your keys by the door.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:34 PM (f+KrF)

355 337 @skip they have so far, and they will continue to do so right up until his usefulness is over.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

356 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

You stole my wife you horse thief!

Posted by: Mr Sarah Jessica Parker, or an old punchline at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (ufFY8)

357 It is the worst held secret in the world that asians are primarily targeted by... black people. Mind you its racist to bring that up, but them's the facts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (0hOvj)

358 Honda puts the catalytic converter in the engine compartment. Harder to steal.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2023 04:32 PM (+wi3K)

Honda also put an active motor mount in the back of the engine bay on the Odyssey.

It's a powered, active damper apparently. The car has pretty serious vibration at 70-75 mph without it.

So apparently they just said the heck with balancing the engine or taking care of vibration the normal way, we'll put a fancy active damper on this thing. Oh and the part costs a grand and labor is about that much as well, and yes it breaks.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (z/ifB)

359 Actually if he 'rigged it' to alarm and then went out to *help* the thief see the error of his ways that wouldn't be against the law.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 04:09 PM (zaWyB)

Somebody needs to start a sort of reverse Door Dash. "Stiff Begone". If you have to ventilate a skel stealing your cat converter, just call Stiff Begone, and they send a truck to pick up the corpse. Truck has big trebuchet, and they just drive to the nearest pier, and fling the corpse out to sea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (tkR6S)

360 340 The most evil part of these hellopolis's governments is that while they won't prosecute any criminal if they're black or brown, anyone that defends themselves or tries to stand up to these shitbirds gets crushed by the state. Remember the SF art gallery owner who turned the hose on the bag lady screaming at his patrons? SFPD somehow managed to muster enough officers to arrest that poor bastard.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 23, 2023 04:29 PM (tRd71)

And he'll vote for the incumbents on the city council every chance he gets. Sympathy? I haz none.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:31 PM (1Z8zZ)

******

And I believe every shit head at HotAir...National Review...and what not condemned him for his use of the hose.

I guess they supported him...but not his tactics. That was not the hill to die on...

Whatever....

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (Ae67h)

361 "Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief."

Legally convicted and hanged, or lynched?

Just curious.

Cause I'm told that only blacks were ever lynched.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (uLr+K)

362 Somebody needs to start a sort of reverse Door Dash. "Stiff Begone". If you have to ventilate a skel stealing your cat converter, just call Stiff Begone, and they send a truck to pick up the corpse. Truck has big trebuchet, and they just drive to the nearest pier, and fling the corpse out to sea.

That's eventually going to leave a nasty ring around the bay.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (Bd6X8)

363 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

According to the Left's history , the guy was black and falsely accused.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (f+KrF)

364 Somebody needs to start a sort of reverse Door Dash. "Stiff Begone". If you have to ventilate a skel stealing your cat converter, just call Stiff Begone, and they send a truck to pick up the corpse.

Gotta have one of those coins from John Wick to get that kinda service

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM (0hOvj)

365 339 Amusing fumble mouth Brandon sacked for a loss.

https://bit.ly/409jTrb

what he said ...
.. to help keep guns out of the hand of domestic political advisors

what the WH meant ...
.. to help keep guns out of the hand of convicted domestic abusers

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM (RHGPo)

366 Me too. Look up my pron boat = Bering 145


I like the 25,265 gallon diesel fuel tank. That American Express Card monthly invoice would be impressive after a few fill ups.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:34 PM (YXHzG)

I add one modification - 40MM twin mount Bofors

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

367 This busty bikini redhead thinks that blaming manufacturers instead of perpetrators is preposterous:
https://is.gd/7R7Lr1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM

Her eyes and facial expression screams, BITCH!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM (BdMk6)

368 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (uLr+K

We're both racists.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM (f+KrF)

369 That's eventually going to leave a nasty ring around the bay.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (Bd6X

...

Once you have a colony of sharks established and regular feeding times it'll work a treat.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 04:38 PM (z/ifB)

370 Stiff Begone doesn't apply to the bulls, correct?

Posted by: Mr. French at March 23, 2023 04:38 PM (a3Q+t)

371 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (uLr+K)


The story he told me was legally convicted and hanged.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

372 There are dozens of people at Jan6 who are being protected by the government, it isn't because of luck. And Julie Kelly wrote the DOJ has over 1200 cases down and want to open double that

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 04:39 PM (xhxe8)

373 This busty bikini redhead thinks that blaming manufacturers instead of perpetrators is preposterous:
https://is.gd/7R7Lr1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:06 PM

She looks like Hot Donna from That 70's Show

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 04:39 PM (f+KrF)

374 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer
_________

Near Albany, NY, the Schodack, Stuyvesant, Kinderhook and Chatham Society for the Detection of Horse Thieves. Still in existence.

https://tinyurl.com/2366fn4x


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:39 PM (lf83v)

375 Good thing she gave the bad guys advanced notice.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

MTG and the others would not be admitted without notice.
I believe she said the jail is being closed shortly.
The interview was on Newsmax / Chris Salcedo show.

Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 04:41 PM (sOete)

376 And he is quick to criticize the word "progressive."

... the problem is with their definition of "progress"

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:42 PM (RHGPo)

377 So apparently they just said the heck with balancing the engine or taking care of vibration the normal way, we'll put a fancy active damper on this thing. Oh and the part costs a grand and labor is about that much as well, and yes it breaks.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2023 04:35 PM (z/ifB)

4 cylinder inherently have high vibrations. There's usually a balance shaft to counter it. I wonder if they axed the shaft for better mileage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:42 PM (UuD2k)

378 California is the Cancer State

Posted by: Lord Percy at March 23, 2023 04:42 PM (iSbhf)

379 BREAKING NEWS:

@TheBabylonBee · 1h
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 04:42 PM (Vwz3I)

380 STOP ASIAN HATE

-
Shot: Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee
Watch this perp bodyslam a mom of 3 into the concrete, paralyzing her from the waist down, while robbing her of $4,300

https://bit.ly/3z1xl4B

Chaser: Houston judge cuts bond in half for suspect accused of body-slamming and paralyzing a mother while robbing her
Prosecutors had asked for the $200,000 bond because he had just been released on a $100 bond on Jan. 26 on an unlawful carrying of a weapon charge.

https://bit.ly/3FL3tNA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:43 PM (FVME7)

381 "We're victims, and you're racist."
-A fair number of them
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Yep. After I posted that, I remembered the Summer I lived in Hawaii working as an intern for the State Supreme Court. Wow - racism was rampant - against me and any other haole. Also, different Asian groups hated each other. Add Hawaiian judges to that and I retract my previous post.

Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2023 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

382 The Chinese Communist Party reportedly pulled the low-budget British slasher horror film Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey this week, just ahead of its debut, likely due to Chinese dissidents’ long-standing practice of using the cartoon bear to mock dictator Xi Jinping.

In the film, a serial killer dressed in a Winnie-the-Pooh mask, along with others in Pooh character masks, runs around bludgeoning people to death with sledgehammers and other implements. The film does not appear to contain any overt political messaging.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:43 PM (RHGPo)

383 Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
________

And he crossed state lines to do it!!!!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 23, 2023 04:43 PM (lf83v)

384 I wonder if they axed the shaft for better mileage.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 04:42 PM


You can axe, but you gotta pay.

Posted by: Shaft at March 23, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

385 334 Mother of Peaceful J6 Prisoner “QAnon Shaman” Jake Chansley Says He Will Be Released From Prison “Really Soon!”
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 04:30 PM (RHGPo)

Only way that happens is if the Judge reopens the case himself. We need more public pressure.

Posted by: Greg at March 23, 2023 04:44 PM (oHd/0)

386 Truck has big trebuchet, and they just drive to the nearest pier, and fling the corpse out to sea.

I thought the usual AOSHQ protocol was disposal via tree chipper. Doesn't China have quite a number of hog farms in the FUSA that would take deliveries?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 23, 2023 04:44 PM (YXHzG)

387 And I believe every shit head at HotAir...National Review...and what not condemned him for his use of the hose.

I guess they supported him...but not his tactics. That was not the hill to die on...

Whatever....
Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 04:36 PM (Ae67h)


I support his tactics. High pressure water hose? Police use them all the time. Goose/gander. What I don't support is people getting shafted by the system and failing to learn from it.

So many people in cities see things get worse and worse and worse and keep doing the same thing. It'd be one thing if you were just oblivious somehow and didn't realize you live in a shithole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:44 PM (1Z8zZ)

388 California is the Cancer State
Posted by: Lord Percy

And it's mestastizing to other states!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:45 PM (FVME7)

389 Her eyes and facial expression screams, BITCH!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM


To be fair, that's not a Rule One violation.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

390 You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 04:46 PM (wagHN)

391 In order to stem vehicle theft, California will soon take the bold step of outlawing vehicles.

Take that!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


They already have banned any ICE car after 2035. So...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 04:47 PM (jzzG8)

392 MTG was interviewed and she plans on visiting the J6 prisoners tomorrow.


====

She is awesome.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 04:47 PM (IetnX)

393 They already have banned any ICE car after 2035. So...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2023 04:47 PM (jzzG


They also banned food and consumer goods but most people won't find out until 2035.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:48 PM (1Z8zZ)

394 This has to truly be due to White male patriarchy or global warming which is due to White ma... ahhh never mind it is just due White male patriarchy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 04:48 PM (17s+e)

395 Yep. After I posted that, I remembered the Summer I lived in Hawaii working as an intern for the State Supreme Court. Wow - racism was rampant - against me and any other haole.
______________

Same experience here. My baseball coach said there were two things he hated: "race prejudice" and haoles.

He was kidding. Kinda.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

396 "Supervisor Joel Engardio, a gay married man ..."

He will probably be the keynote speaker at the next TPUSA rally.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 04:49 PM (DMyTF)

397 Her eyes and facial expression screams, BITCH!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 04:37 PM

To be fair, that's not a Rule One violation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

True. I've been seduced into the spider's web to many times to disagree with you.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 23, 2023 04:49 PM (BdMk6)

398 395 Same experience here. My baseball coach said there were two things he hated: "race prejudice" and haoles.

He was kidding. Kinda.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

=========

There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate. The first is people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The second is the Dutch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

399 This has to truly be due to White male patriarchy or global warming which is due to White ma... ahhh never mind it is just due White male patriarchy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 04:48 PM (17s+e)


The Koreans wanted to sell cars which were biodegradable, non-polluting, impossible to steal, and only cost $2 but straight, white males wouldn't let them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM (1Z8zZ)

400 "To me, progressive is forward thinking, moving into the future and building a better city," said Engardio from his San Francisco City Hall office.
===

In all my years on earth and of all the history I have read progressivism has never meant that.

progressivism = communism = regressing the human condition.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 04:51 PM (17s+e)

401 There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate. The first is people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The second is the Dutch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

I agree with Madison Johnson, and no Irish.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:52 PM (OgrpQ)

402 "The second is the Dutch."

Is farting under the covers still known as A Dutch Oven?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 04:52 PM (DMyTF)

403 400 In all my years on earth and of all the history I have read progressivism has never meant that.

progressivism = communism = regressing the human condition.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 04:51 PM (17s+e)

==========

The rubes have ALWAYS defined progressivism like that. "Progressivism is moving into a better future. How could you oppose that and want to go back in time to racism and slavery?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

404 Engine immobilizers wouldn't be any use at all to a government seeking to lock down a country, or immobilize dissenters, or to enforce a social credit system. No that would just be wild conspiracy talk.

Might have come in handy awhile back in Ottawa though.

Posted by: Justin (Lil' Fidel) Trudeau at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (5FPX4)

405 The Koreans wanted to sell cars which were biodegradable, non-polluting, impossible to steal, and only cost $2 but straight, white males wouldn't let them.

They had that 200 miles a gallon carburetor that runs on water, too!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (0hOvj)

406 The Koreans wanted to sell cars which were biodegradable, non-polluting, impossible to steal, and only cost $2 but straight, white males wouldn't let them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM (1Z8zZ)
++++
The oil companies refused to allow it, just like with the 100 MPG carburetor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (t0OGg)

407 We need to hang horseshit providers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (FVME7)

408 Strangely, one of the judge candidates, just this week, was asked about Brady and he axered that it might oughta could be related to the 2nd amendment.

*talks in Gabby gibberish*

Whatever. There are no dog-eared pages in our founding documents. It evolves. If one Brady is as good as another than why not blame this on the retired goat. That would have been the setup for some nice sports banter 'our finest judicial candidates'

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (3byMq)

409 Local crime story:

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg - who lied about growing up poor, has fired off an angry letter to House Republicans, calling their investigation into his case against former President Trump over hush payments to Stormy Daniels "an unprecedent [sic] inquiry into a pending local prosecution,"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 04:54 PM (aylmF)

410 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer
===

It was a better more civilized world back then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 23, 2023 04:55 PM (17s+e)

411 Rooftop Koreans? Before long, it'll be Rooftop Asians. Then Rooftop Mexicans. And, lastly, Rooftop Caucasians.

And they won't just be defending themselves against street criminals; they'll be defending themselves against State criminals.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 23, 2023 04:55 PM (aXxgO)

412 Thank TR for progressives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 04:55 PM (aylmF)

413 So in other news, Baltimore City has a 1000+ person shortage in public works and other departments.

Council President supports hiring day workers to fill the gap.

Local radio hosts support the city even hiring illegal immigrants, as long as the trash gets picked up.

That's progress.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:55 PM (uLr+K)

414 @112 I am not familiar with Asian Americans from CA. I am familiar with quite a few Korean Americans from NJ who are church attenders or pastors. They are not supporters of the Democrat Party.

----

Asian-Americans in California are overwhelmingly blue. But I suspect a lot of this has to do with both trying to become part of the existing power structure in the state (also overwhelmingly blue) and lefty fear-mongering about racist Republicans.

Plus, a lot of the tech H1Bs are from the sub-continent. And my understanding is that this group tends to be heavily from the upper castes, who tend to agree with lefty initiatives.

Posted by: junior at March 23, 2023 04:55 PM (TtMYo)

415 Same experience here. My baseball coach said there were two things he hated: "race prejudice" and haoles.

He was kidding. Kinda.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2023 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

=========

There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate. The first is people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The second is the Dutch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
***
Well...there's just two things I can't abide. It's the sound of screaming women and the smell of burning rubber.

Posted by: Just the punch line at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (anj39)

416 So, the WH edited a government document--namely a speech transcript--to read what Joe *wanted* to say and not what he actually said.

I can see Clown World from my house!

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (krQz2)

417 There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate. The first is people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The second is the Dutch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM


BSG is no friend of your's, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

418 @409 lol

Alvin is as smart as a chipmunk then. Sold, American!

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (3byMq)

419 "Council President supports hiring day workers to fill the gap."

How about using chain gangs?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (DMyTF)

420 Strangely, one of the judge candidates, just this week, was asked about Brady and he axered that it might oughta could be related to the 2nd amendment.

*talks in Gabby gibberish*
Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (3byMq)


Senator: Let's start off easy. Call you spell constitution?
Nominee: That's -ist. (The form of -ist depends on the specifics of the nominee.)
Senator: I yield back the balance of my time.

Fast forward... nominee is confirmed with 80+ votes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (1Z8zZ)

421 420 Fast forward... nominee is confirmed with 80+ votes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (1Z8zZ)

=========

Fast forward to that evening when Lindsey Graham appears on Hannity:

Hannity doesn't mention it once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

422 Well...there's just two things I can't abide. It's the sound of screaming women and the smell of burning rubber.
Posted by: Just the punch line at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM


Have you tried turning the ribs inward?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 04:57 PM (a3Q+t)

423 Well...there's just two things I can't abide. It's the sound of screaming women and the smell of burning rubber.
Posted by: Just the punch line at March 23, 2023 04:56 PM (anj39)
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I-uh I've never had that problem.

Posted by: Stuntman Mike from Death Proof at March 23, 2023 04:58 PM (krQz2)

424 California's AG Has a Theory About Who's to Blame For the Skyrocketing Rates of Car Theft That Have Occurred On His Watch

I thought he was going to blame PDT

Posted by: I mean they do for everything else at March 23, 2023 04:58 PM (B0ahs)

425 "How about using chain gangs?"

Many residents want them to arrest the squeegee kids, and put them to work doing these low IQ jobs for the city.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2023 04:59 PM (uLr+K)

426 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer

Ellensburg, WA had a lynch mob hanging in 1895. Kept the tree up as a warning to outsiders.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 04:59 PM (OgrpQ)

427 If'n he gonna be impotent he gonna look impotent!

Take off on the Detroit jokes I learned in the before time. See also the 'how do it know' thermos joke.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 04:59 PM (3byMq)

428 Senator: Let's start off easy. Call you spell constitution?
Nominee: Thpellin' be racist, yo!
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Posted by: Ebonics at March 23, 2023 04:59 PM (krQz2)

429 When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below through sights I see

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 04:59 PM (FVME7)

430 The oil companies refused to allow it, just like with the 100 MPG carburetor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 04:53 PM (t0OGg)

You can get a 100 mpg carburetor. It's just in a 200 lb car.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (Y5qcH)

431 Graham: yes he was grossly unqualified, but we have to give the president leeway in his choices.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (aylmF)

432 "Asian-Americans in California are overwhelmingly blue...."

My take is pretty simple. The entire world, except for this narrow slice of time and space called the American Exception, is pretty damned commie. The only way large swaths of immigrants develop recognizably American values is when our own political culture is strong, and when we aggressively require assimilation of all foreigners.

There are a few outliers such as those consciously fleeing recent commie tyranny who "get it" on their own; but statistically they're not the majority. In my book whether foreigners can become Heritage Americans is mostly up to the natives.

Posted by: Zek at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (5FPX4)

433 Well...there's just two things I can't abide. It's the sound of screaming women and the smell of burning rubber.
Posted by: Just the punch line a


What's wrong with smelling burning rubber?

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (DMyTF)

434 There are two things in this world I cannot tolerate. The first is people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The second is the Dutch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 04:50 PM


No Yellow!

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

435 Markets To Yellen: 'F**k Off'

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (RHGPo)

436 The 19 point win by DeSantis in FL after squeaking by 4 years earlier pretty much completely convinced me that my theory was true. It wasn't progressives from New York moving to FL on balance, it was conservatives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
++++
It will take another five years or so to find out. I've been on the receiving end of colonization (Colorado) and I am part of the more recent migration myself. I am a refugee, not a colonist. Time will tell if I am in the majority. I hope I am.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)
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The migration is definitely conservatives moving out of blue hellholes. The colonizer movement is over. However, there was a lot of voting cleanup as well in Florida, so it was kind of a two reason jump. Net migration in two years, from Covid, wasn't enough to move 20 points.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 23, 2023 05:01 PM (UVyKP)

437 431 Graham: yes he was grossly unqualified, but we have to give the president leeway in his choices.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2023 05:00 PM (aylmF)

==========

"Please, senator, I was asking you about the gross injustices that America is suffering under leftism, not you helping it along. You're a great American"
-Hannity

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

438 Afternoon.

Reading that last quote I can't help but notice that a Progressive doesn't know what Progressivism means.

Welp! Ya get what ya pay for, buddy.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 05:01 PM (1Yy3c)

439 nood france

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 05:02 PM (Vwz3I)

440 Fun Fact. As a young boy, my great uncle saw a man hanged for being a horse thief.

Posted by: Archer
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Wha'd they hang 'im 'fore that?!

Posted by: Gabby at March 23, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

441 Allow Brady to only well regulated militias.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 05:02 PM (FVME7)

442 Amid Banking Collapse, White House Says “We See A Strong Economy”

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 05:02 PM (RHGPo)

443
Well, if urban life requires tough citizens, then what harm can there be in allowing said citizens concealed carry rights?

Let's have us a good ol' hellsapoppin' environment, shall we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2023 05:02 PM (pNxlR)

444 102 Again, I don't discount the hypothesis I am just not sure it is correct. It will have to play out, and that will take another several years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

=========

I am very confident that my thinking is correct, and I will act like I never even considered it a possibility the day that TN turns bright blue in 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
==
That's why red states need to fortify their voting process, so that the cheating that comes along with the blue migrants cannot take hold. Then Tenn will be safe.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 23, 2023 05:04 PM (UVyKP)

445 You can get a 100 mpg carburetor. It's just in a 200 lb car.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Or a 300 mpg carb in a 90 lb. moped.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Moto Rickshaw at March 23, 2023 05:05 PM (WmGrA)

446 West Texas A&M University president cancels student drag show, saying it degrades women

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 05:05 PM (RHGPo)

447 Today just 1 in 10 black CPS students can read at grade level and only 1 in 20 are proficient in math.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 05:08 PM (RHGPo)

448 Wow, Ray Epps wants a retraction (doesn't say exactly what) from Tucker by month's end. Article says 'false and defamatory statements'.

Tucker should repeat his invite to have Ray-Jay come on in for an interview. An airing of grievances of sorts.

Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 05:09 PM (3byMq)

449 Bragg refusing to cooperate with congress.

Is that legal? Can he do that without repercussions? How gutless are the Republicans?

Posted by: Floridachick at March 23, 2023 05:11 PM (nLnzP)

450 Bonta and 22 other attorneys general

Note that there were 23 AGs from states that supported this, Bonta being just one. Any guesses on the other 22 states?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

451 attorneys general of Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, along with the Utah Division of Consumer Protection.

https://is.gd/sZV2nr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 23, 2023 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

452 Or a 300 mpg carb in a 90 lb. moped.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Moto Rickshaw at March 23, 2023 05:05 PM (WmGrA)

*****

Ask me how mopeds are like fat chicks.

Posted by: EFG at March 23, 2023 05:24 PM (Ae67h)

453 Instead of just increasing the penalties for stealing a catalytic converter, Gavin Newsom restricted the sale and purchase of used catalytic converters.
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A couple years ago someone stole the catalytic converter from our Honda CRV (prime target) which was parked outside the Starbucks where our daughter was working her shift. That's how shockingly fast and easy it is. Takes less than a minute. I've seen videos of people stealing a converter in broad daylight from a parking lot.

Yes Newsom should increase (more precisely sign an increase) penalties for stealing catalytic converters. But some restrictions on selling them isn't a bad idea, it helps, although we can debate how much. In many states such restrictions are mostly about proper identification. So you can't walk in and sell *stolen* converters. But you can sell your old car.

What p*sses me off is the trouble and expense involved. Thieves get about $150-200 for something that cost us $500 to replace with insurance. Kick in the broken window fallacy and it's a net cost of about $2500-3000 for someone to make $150-200.

It costs less if someone simply robs us for $200.

Posted by: Rick67 at March 23, 2023 05:26 PM (aG9PT)

454 Or a 300 mpg carb in a 90 lb. moped.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Moto Rickshaw at March 23, 2023 05:05 PM (WmGrA)

Ask me how mopeds are like fat chicks.
Posted by: EFG

fun when you ride them, but you don't want anyone to know you did?

Posted by: MikeG at March 23, 2023 05:29 PM (VsUo2)

455 Not platinum.

Paladium.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 23, 2023 06:04 PM (60JLa)

456
It costs less if someone simply robs us for $200.
Posted by: Rick67 at March 23, 2023 05:26 PM (aG9PT)

My car was stolen three times in LA, three times recovered. Each time it was stolen, they just took parts off the car then dumped it. the seats. The dash. The airbag.

What was happening is the cars were being stolen by car repair shops. Very cheap to fix a car when the parts are free. So, someone steals your cat converter. You take your car to the shop, and they steal someone else's cat converter to put on your car. And so on.

The person making money is the repair shop, not the criminal. In fact, the criminal likely works at the repair shop - how do you think they get so fast stealing the converters? he's taken off and put on hundreds. The $2,500 becomes just about pure profit.

This is, by the way, what the cops told me.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 23, 2023 06:11 PM (+DS2f)

457 I recall the pathetic 'Don't help a good boy go bad' PSA's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Extra at March 23, 2023 06:14 PM (wzGh3)

458 A national divorce [LMAO I know] would at least present opportunity to limit the migration of dumbshit dems in cali from immigrating to texas.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at March 23, 2023 06:38 PM (EG5bh)

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