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Cabanel Psyche.jpg


Psyche

Alexandre Cabanel

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Tiny, but perky. I'm fine with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 weird

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

4 And I'm lookin'......

At yo titays.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 CBD your on a roll
Nicely done too

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 09:31 AM (fxiNq)

6 Wah hey!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 23, 2023 09:31 AM (2hlEI)

7
Psyche - edelic!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2023 09:31 AM (x0n13)

8 Original Title: Psyché
Date: 1881
Style: Academicism
Genre: mythological painting
Media: oil, canvas
Location: Private Collection
Dimensions: 102.2 x 73.3 cm

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

9 CBD be rocking it this week!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

10 Tiny, but perky. I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM


You were expecting big titties?

Psyche!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Wnv9h)

11 Not sure the wings will get her off the ground, and not good flying wear.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (fxiNq)

12 Probably oughta' have that growth on her back checked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

13 "I'm going to let my blouse fall far enough for you to see my tits."

"PSYCHE!!!"


Title is apropos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 "Wanna lick? Psyche!"
(Sponge and Jordan61 -- callback to yesterday!!)

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (iY8R7)

15 This is bizarre but I do like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (t0OGg)

16 there's such a delicate feel to this work

Masterful painters can be defined more by their ability to capture the intangibles as opposed to representing objective reality

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (6fvRe)

17 Psyche is the Greek goddess of the soul and often represented with butterfly wings. Psyche was commonly referred to as such in Roman mythology as well, though direct translation is Anima. She was born a mortal woman, with beauty that rivaled Aphrodite. Psyche is known from the novel called The Golden Ass, written by the Roman philosopher and orator Apuleius in the 2nd century.

according to wiki

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

18
You were expecting big titties?

Psyche!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Wnv9h)



Touche, sir. Touche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

19 10 Tiny, but perky. I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM

You were expecting big titties?

Psyche!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Wnv9h)

You guys are debating about the size of the boobs, I'm sitting here glad to be invited to the party.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (N39Ws)

20 A scantily-clad ginger. Very nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (ffbyg)

21 "Wanna lick? Psyche!"
(Sponge and Jordan61 -- callback to yesterday!!)
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (Wnv9h)

22 Her hair is very red. Fiery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (t0OGg)

23 Nekid psycho redhead. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (UuD2k)

24 "Wanna lick? Psyche!"
(Sponge and Jordan61 -- callback to yesterday!!)
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (iY8R7)



"It's just shit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

25 I must be a Psychic to have known what was going to be in today's art thread.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (fv27Y)

26 Morning.

Oh shit, the gingers are evolving!

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (1Yy3c)

27 def missing the aureola.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (cyZhK)

28 Psyche is the Greek goddess of the soul and often represented with butterfly wings. ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)
++++
Yet she's a redhead. To the gods, I suppose, all things are possible...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg)

29 Too many clothes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

30 I must be a Psychic to have known what was going to be in today's art thread.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (fv27Y)
++++
My bet is that we get Ottoman Man or similar tomorrow to cap off the week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg)

31 She was born a mortal woman, with beauty that rivaled Aphrodite. Psyche is known from the novel called The Golden Ass, written by the Roman philosopher and orator Apuleius in the 2nd century.

Welp, we know Apuleius' standards, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (OUMaO)

32 Continuing with this week's theme....very pretty. Love her butterfly wings.

Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2023 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

33 Seems fitting......


https://youtu.be/xCmA1uC0r9A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Oh, I just noticed the butterfly wings. That changes my opinion a skosh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (ffbyg)

35 This is making me worry about next week. All man ass or ottomans and Yoko Ono.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

36 23 Nekid psycho redhead. Where do I sign up?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 09:33 AM (UuD2k)

snif psycho and redhead are redundant

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

37 She's got a giant butterfly on her back.🦋

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

38 What's in the boxxx?

Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (X+Ku8)

39 "Imma sho you my bewb... PSYCHE!"

Posted by: red speck at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (Ny/Va)

40 Showing her bewbs and box!

Posted by: MikeyLikey at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (kOewT)

41 What's in the box

Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (geLO8)

42 So a soul-stealing ginger is named “Soul?” Shouldn’t that be plural?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (ffbyg)

43 What's in the boxxx?
Posted by: Brad Pitt at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM


She's a ginger...souls, obviously. You were hoping for a little head, eh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (Wnv9h)

44 Honestly, the way her hand is on her head makes it look like she's talking on a cell phone.

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

45 What's in the box
Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (geLO
++++
Hope. She won it from Pandora in a poker game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (t0OGg)

46 Maybe that's a giant moth?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

47 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

I wonder what is the significance of that finely rendered golden box in her hands

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2023 09:36 AM (6fvRe)

48 Snatch, box and pussy all have different meanings, but when you put them in a Disney movie.....


"We're gonna snatch that pussy, put it in a box and put it on an airplane!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

49 This is making me worry about next week. All man ass or ottomans and Yoko Ono.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

Dongs as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:37 AM (1Yy3c)

50 The Metamorphoses of Apuleius, which Augustine of Hippo referred to as The Golden Ass (Asinus aureus),[1] is the only ancient Roman novel in Latin to survive in its entirety.[2]

The protagonist of the novel is Lucius.[3] At the end of the novel, he is revealed to be from Madaurus,[4] the hometown of Apuleius himself. The plot revolves around the protagonist's curiosity (curiositas) and insatiable desire to see and practice magic. While trying to perform a spell to transform into a bird, he is accidentally transformed into an ass. This leads to a long journey, literal and metaphorical, filled with inset tales. He finally finds salvation through the intervention of the goddess Isis, whose cult he joins.

Augustine is asshoe

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

51 Bloody fairies.

Posted by: Guy who hates fairies at March 23, 2023 09:38 AM (iayUP)

52 is she on the phone?
i hop that moth isn't laying spinal eggs.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2023 09:38 AM (cyZhK)

53 She's very pretty. I could do without the butterfly wings.

Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:38 AM (geLO8)

54 She could use a pedicure.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

55 hey bitch whats in da box

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

56 so an alien butterfly parasite is attacking Helen of Troy...

Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 09:39 AM (Lzpvj)

57 This is the origin of 'Psyche-Ops' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 23, 2023 09:39 AM (mu5GU)

58 I was unfamiliar with the Greek legend of Psyche, so I read the wiki summary afteer seeing todays painting. She lived a sad and eventually tragic existence, essentially only because of her physical beauty. Yikes.

Todays painting shows her beauty but gives little hint of what is to come, other than Persephone's box in her hand. I assume this is because the details of her legend would have been very familiar to people 150 years ago, when Cabanel painted this, and that common knowledge is now not so common.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (dA1aK)

59 A ginger fairy...

From Lesbo i imagine...

She needs 6" heels though.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (2waQ7)

60 It does look like she’s talking on a cell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (ffbyg)

61 54 She could use a pedicure.
Posted by: redridinghood


Come on man, it is really hard to paint feet as well as he did in this painting!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (hOUT3)

62 I guess the wings mean she's always the one on top ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at March 23, 2023 09:41 AM (mu5GU)

63 i used to love to watch her wrassle.
but you should hasve seen her box.

Posted by: cmeat at March 23, 2023 09:41 AM (cyZhK)

64 I guess the wings mean she's always the one on top ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No at March 23, 2023 09:41 AM


Doggy! Gives me something to hang on to! Woof!

Posted by: Lord Flasheart at March 23, 2023 09:41 AM (Wnv9h)

65 Usually it's a painting with Psyche and Cupid.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (6pcCZ)

66 Todays painting shows her beauty but gives little hint of what is to come, other than Persephone's box in her hand. I assume this is because the details of her legend would have been very familiar to people 150 years ago, when Cabanel painted this, and that common knowledge is now not so common.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


So she was talking on the iPersephone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)

67 Wonder what else she does with those wings, besides fly, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (ffbyg)

68 Sweetie, you have butterfly wings on you back.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

69 Never stick your dick into crazy. Mmm kay?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (ppL7t)

70 So she was talking on the iPersephone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)
++++
*groan*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:43 AM (t0OGg)

71 There's a boiled rabbit in the box.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 09:43 AM (ppL7t)

72 The box is supposed to contain the beauty of Persephone, one of the impossible tasks she had to do for Aphrodite. It was a trick tho. It really holds death. Psyche wasn't supposed to open it but was curious and did anyway. It killed her but Eros asked for her salvation and took her to Olympus.

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)

73 Psyche tried to kill her husband Eros.
He forgave her though.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

74 Nobody noticed her strangely large and long left hand?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)

75 She lived a sad and eventually tragic existence, essentially only because of her physical beauty.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (dA1aK)

Hot chix have it hard.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (1Yy3c)

76 Them sirens loved him up and turned him into a horn-y toad.


Delmar

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

77 Becoming difficult to stay abreast of the thread lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (KATBx)

78 The first two fingers on her left hand seem a little too long (what, you guys didn't notice?). Otherwise, a quite lovely painting.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

79 Because we're all feeling depressed. Would hang.

Posted by: Ziba at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (4h9M3)

80 Nobody noticed her strangely large and long left hand?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)
++++
:: channels Horde ::

She has hands???

:: runs away ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)

81 I guess her partner would pull her wings instead of her hair when in that certain position.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (6pcCZ)

82 Alt title: Mother of Mothra

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (EJqYm)

83 73 Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

"When she uses the wings correctly it...never mind as they say love is blind."

//Eros

Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (Lzpvj)

84 Persephone Haded living in the Underworld.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:45 AM (ffbyg)

85 Nobody noticed her strangely large and long left hand?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)


It's boob-adjacent. Aint nobody looking at that!

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:45 AM (iY8R7)

86 58 I was unfamiliar with the Greek legend of Psyche, so I read the wiki summary afteer seeing todays painting. She lived a sad and eventually tragic existence, essentially only because of her physical beauty. Yikes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2023 09:40 AM (dA1aK)

Yeah. When a goddess is jealous of you, watch out!

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

87 Psyche's MIL was Aphrodite.
Psyche was the goddess of the soul.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

88 The words were scarcely out of her mouth when she opened the box. But inside there was no beauty-lotion or anything other than the sleep of Hades, a truly Stygian sleep. As soon as the lid was removed and it was laid bare, it attacked her and pervaded all her limbs in a thick cloud. It laid hold of her, so that she fell prostrate on the path where she had stood. She lay there motionless, no more animate than a corpse at rest.

-Apuleius, The Golden Ass

So the box was to hold a beauty product but instead was put to sleep. It is kind of a Sleeping Beauty story.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

89 Psyche on a path. Psychepath!


Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

90 The technique and execution are stellar.

Composition is nice enough.

Would hang in the 1/2 bath.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 23, 2023 09:47 AM (b1wF1)

91 This is an enchanting (in the real meaning of the word) painting. Cabanel captures the feminine qualities so effectively with the delicate skin tones, her stance and expression, and her almost ethereal gown. The butterfly wings are especially well done, so much so they don't distract from the model but enhance the feeling she evokes. The darker background makes her figure stand out. But everything in the picture is alive and vibrant. The detail and color of the box plays well with the rest of the image.

An extraordinary image taken from mythology. Any viewer, knowing the basic story, would be moved by the painting.

Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2023 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

92 So she was talking on the iPersephone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)
++++
*groan*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:43 AM (t0OGg)

Stone him!

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:47 AM (1Yy3c)

93 Nobody noticed her strangely large and long left hand?
cbd

I was going to comment that I really like this painting with the exception of her humongous left hand, lol

Posted by: old chick at March 23, 2023 09:47 AM (sOete)

94 You know what they say about large hands don't you?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

95 She's thinking "Look at that fag Eros driving his hybrid chariot. I bet he thinks he's cool and helping."

Posted by: The Achilles Factor at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (t+Ihf)

96 "Ouch, Ouch! Your On My Wing...."

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (OgB1i)

97 I added four paintings to my website. Three of them acrylic medium which I had used for the first time.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (6pcCZ)

98 I would hazard a guess that whatever is in that box is a damn sight better than a Paltrow hooter scented candle.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

99 so what do goddesses do all day

besides pose for artists

Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (geLO8)

100 OK, so before there was Mothman, there was Mothnymph?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at March 23, 2023 09:49 AM (8C7+r)

101 Psyche went a little psycho.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

102 She lived a sad and eventually tragic existence, essentially only because of her physical beauty. Yikes.
======
I hear you, girl!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)

103 You know what they say about large hands don't you?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)


Large gloves?

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (iY8R7)

104 >An extraordinary image taken from mythology. Any viewer, knowing the basic story, would be moved by the painting.

Posted by: JTB


but this is AoS, so...

Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (geLO8)

105 Morning again, all,

As I recall, Cupid (the Roman version of Eros) was involved with this girl? She was a mortal, I think? It rarely worked out well for the mortal (usually a girl) when one of the Greek gods were attracted to her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

106 She has man-hands!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)

107 Cupid and Psyche
by Antonio Canova
1793

https://tinyurl.com/y2ceajeb

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

108 You know what they say about large hands don't you?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

She must wear really large gloves?

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:50 AM (1Yy3c)

109 He made Psych a Red Head. Makes sense.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (6pcCZ)

110 So, is she a Winger? Related to Grammie?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (ffbyg)

111 Oh, so Psyche was born mortal but Cupid transformed her into a goddess or nymph?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

112 her hands are fine

jeez, you people

Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (geLO8)

113 Shawn and Gus approve

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (OgrpQ)

114 so what do goddesses do all day

besides pose for artists
Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (geLO
++++
What more do they need to do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (t0OGg)

115 112 Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (geLO

She can palm a boulder...

Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (Lzpvj)

116 Needs a puppy.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

117 Samson turned his jawbone into an ass and slew the whole army of the Philippines.

Posted by: Archie Bunker Bible Lesson at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (aFgj+)

118 Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, the god of war.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (ffbyg)

119 I hope he painted this quickly. Her skin has NEVER been out in the sun before.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (ptElO)

120 I didn't notice the hands because I didn't see anything wrong with them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (6pcCZ)

121 'Operation Choke Point 2.0' May Have Contributed To SVB's Collapse: Mulvaney

While the existence of “Operation Choke Point 2.0” has not been confirmed, Mick Mulvaney spoke of “rumors” of its existence and the potential side effects of such a policy

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

122 118 Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, the god of war.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (ffbyg)

Love is a battlefield?

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

123 At least one Proud Boys member on trial for the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol had a previously-concealed FBI informant set to appear as a witness in their case, a defense attorney said Wednesday.

So the FiB planted a defense witness to get to scoop on the defenses case!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

124 Lovely painting... even with the Wilma Flintstone hairdo.

Posted by: 496 at March 23, 2023 09:54 AM (bwl/U)

125 Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, the god of war.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (ffbyg)


All's fair in love and war?

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

126 She’s gotta have long arms so she can scratch her wings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:54 AM (ffbyg)

127 Hate to be the one to bring it up, but her feet are kinda flat. Nice color, but not much arch.

On the other hand, her hair is richly rendered. Nice work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

128 82 Alt title: Mother of Mothra
------------------
Snort

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (ppL7t)

129

Very fae...

Posted by: Biggus at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (BUtu8)

130 So, is she a Winger? Related to Grammie?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:51 AM (ffbyg)


Winger, you say?? OK!
https://youtu.be/AIpRdbi9pYw

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (iY8R7)

131 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (ffbyg)

132 In that box is a early sample of Barnum's Animal Crackers. In those days they had griffins and dragons in every box.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

133 She can palm a boulder...

And then I can punch it!

Posted by: Chris Redfield at March 23, 2023 09:56 AM (t+Ihf)

134 'Operation Choke Point 2.0' May Have Contributed To SVB's Collapse: Mulvaney

While the existence of “Operation Choke Point 2.0” has not been confirmed, Mick Mulvaney spoke of “rumors” of its existence and the potential side effects of such a policy
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (RHGPo)
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Color me skeptical. Not that they're rerunning Choke Point - they very well might be - but that it would have any meaningful consequences on SVB. SVB isn't too likely involved with "bad" businesses in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:56 AM (t0OGg)

135 At least one Proud Boys member on trial for the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol had a previously-concealed FBI informant set to appear as a witness in their case, a defense attorney said Wednesday.

So the FiB planted a defense witness to get to scoop on the defenses case!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)
++++
This is all perfectly fine and right when it comes to the operation of a prosecution. What are you objecting to? Are you some kind of insurrectionist? If you're innocent and have nothing to hide, why are you worried about oversight and transparency?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (t0OGg)

136 Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 09:48 AM (6pcCZ)

Put the link in the "URL" box...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

137 Nobody noticed her strangely large and long left hand?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 09:44 AM (XIJ/X)



You mean we're supposed to look at something OTHER than the boobies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

138 Hey, Kris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (ffbyg)

139 She can palm a boulder...
Posted by: sven at March 23, 2023 09:52 AM (Lzpvj)


Kung Fu grip!

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (iY8R7)

140 Cooking Oil Shortage Looms As Biofuel Demand Surges Due To 'Climate Solution'

"In periods of supply shortages, the necessary rationing of demand must not take place only on the shoulders of the food consumers."

.. the Biden Administration is the biggest group of Dog-Faced Iodine Deficient Morlocks

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

141 'Operation Choke Point 2.0' May Have Contributed To SVB's Collapse: Mulvaney

While the existence of “Operation Choke Point 2.0” has not been confirmed, Mick Mulvaney spoke of “rumors” of its existence and the potential side effects of such a policy
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

The first Operation: Choke Point was also secret and was the government attacking American citizens for engaging in perfectly legal activities. I'm assuming 2.0 is much the same. Naturally, going after Americans who are literally doing nothing wrong must be done secretly.

Tyranny.

Burn it down.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)

142
Winger, you say?? OK!
https://youtu.be/AIpRdbi9pYw
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 09:55 AM (iY8R7)



The guitar work in that one is stellar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

143 138 Hey, Kris.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (ffbyg)

Hi!

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

144 You can get a great Pastrami on Rye sammiches at the Psyche Deli.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (EJqYm)

145 "IT IS FURTHER ORDERED remanding to the trial court to determine whether the claim that Maricopa County failed to comply with A.R.S. § 16-550(A) fails to state a claim pursuant to Ariz. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(6) for reasons other than laches, or, whether Petitioner can prove her claim as alleged pursuant to A.R.S. § 16-672 and establish that 'votes [were] affected "in sufficient numbers to alter the outcome of the election"' based on a 'competent mathematical basis to conclude that the outcome would plausibly have been different, not simply an untethered assertion of uncertainty.'"

The only fair thing to do is either throw out the 400k Provisional Vote or have them recounted by an dependent auditor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

146 Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, the god of war.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023


***
Yeah, well, Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus, the blacksmith (or "artificer") of the gods, at the time. Those Greek deities, such scamps! Ya gotta love 'em!

I wonder if Hephaestus ever called Ares out over this, and they had a duel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

147 @Breaking911 · 9h
2 Virginia Inmates Tunnel Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush And Travel 7 Miles To Go To IHOP

[where they were arrested]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)

148 Color me skeptical. Not that they're rerunning Choke Point - they very well might be - but that it would have any meaningful consequences on SVB. SVB isn't too likely involved with "bad" businesses in any meaningful way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 09:56 AM (t0OGg)

The angle for SVB is crypto. Apparently, crypto was lumped in with guns and whatever else.

They should do a choke point for BLM and Antifa, but nah.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (UuD2k)

149 I thought Pandora was the one with box?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

150 Them ain't tiny. Pushed up with whar the way we do it now, all youse would click over and be all va-va-voom.

Never heard Apuleius called a "philosopher" before. Amazing what can get stay posted on Wiki. There are really effin' funny parts in Golden Ass, though. Could be made into a zany movie, or a ten-parter on "cable." A pointedly comic style, he had. And, wasn't he an 'enslaved person'?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (jYCXf)

151 You mean we're supposed to look at something OTHER than the boobies?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)


What, you mean to say there is something else to look at in that painting?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:59 AM (hOUT3)

152 Hey, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023


***
Hello, Bulgaroctonus! What's happenin'?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

153 Happy birthday, Emmy Noether!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (MvF+J)

154 Nice. Would mount.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (0URIj)

155 Quintin Tarantino, please look at today's Art Thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (u82oZ)

156 Look, boobs!

No.

Psyche!

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (pwExq)

157 If there was no other funny business, Withdrawing in one transaction 43 billion dollars is going to make almost any regional bank fail. If I were them I woud have delayed the withdrawal and ran to mommy Fed for help to talk Thiel out of it.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (6pcCZ)

158 Eros was the son of Aphrodite and Ares, the god of war.

The biggest was in Greek mythology was caused by Aphrodite.

Give the choice of family, success, or the love of the hottest women in the world Paris chose the latter (as pretty much all young men would)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

159 The angle for SVB is crypto. Apparently, crypto was lumped in with guns and whatever else.

They should do a choke point for BLM and Antifa, but nah.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (UuD2k)
++++
Even if they are going after crypto under their bogus "money laundering" actions - and they might be - I doubt they would allow it to target SVB. SVB was extremely well-connected and was the plaything and clearinghouse of a lot of very rich Party men. If they targeted SVB in that kind of action, someone's head is going to (very quietly) roll.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (t0OGg)

160 Economic writer Charles Hugh Smith has repeatedly warned that the "crapification" of the U.S. economy is the natural result of a "neoliberal-hyper-financialization-hyper-globalization model," in which quasi-monopolist manufacturers mass-produce goods with the cheapest possible components, while customers with scant other buying options are forced to accept that few purchases will last.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (RHGPo)

161 @Breaking911 · 9h
2 Virginia Inmates Tunnel Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush And Travel 7 Miles To Go To IHOP

[where they were arrested]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)

IHOP sounds really good right now.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 10:01 AM (1Yy3c)

162 145 dependent auditor


No way do I want Joe Biden counting ballots, with or without his adult diapers on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:01 AM (ffbyg)

163 Yeah, well, Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus, the blacksmith (or "artificer") of the gods, at the time. Those Greek deities, such scamps! Ya gotta love 'em!

I wonder if Hephaestus ever called Ares out over this, and they had a duel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

Hermes once gathered some other Olympians and barged into the bedroom catching Aphrodite and Ares in the act.

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

164 The guitar work in that one is stellar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)


Agree. A lot of outstanding guitar work from hair bands. It gets overlooked and lost by most because of the formulaic (and admittedly cringey) music videos.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (iY8R7)

165 If there was no other funny business, Withdrawing in one transaction 43 billion dollars is going to make almost any regional bank fail. If I were them I woud have delayed the withdrawal and ran to mommy Fed for help to talk Thiel out of it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:00 AM (6pcCZ)
++++
Any business that can be broken by the exit of a single customer is a business that is waiting to fail. This used to hang over my head like the Sword of Damocles at my last company. My division was dependent on one company. One company represented 48% of our sales. If they decided to go with another company's product, the division would have failed. Growing sales to not-that-customer was a chief goal for years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (t0OGg)

166 What, you mean to say there is something else to look at in that painting?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 09:59 AM (hOUT3)

No tentacles. Would not hang.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

167 " in which quasi-monopolist manufacturers mass-produce goods

This is one of the many critical problems in modern America - we are supposed to be a nation of small businesses, and yet the big government we've implemented is ripe for union with big business.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (lc5cP)

168 Psyche and Eros-

https://tinyurl.com/eeu4pn6x

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (NpAcC)

169 161 @Breaking911 · 9h
2 Virginia Inmates Tunnel Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush And Travel 7 Miles To Go To IHOP

[where they were arrested]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)

IHOP sounds really good right now.
Posted by: Robert


They should have gone to Waffle House where they could have gotten maple syrup!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (hOUT3)

170 Hey... she's got a 3 lock box.

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (Q4IgG)

171 Need a step ladder to get up to them boobies...

Posted by: Biggus at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (BUtu8)

172 Paraphrasing the movie Splash: I finally find the woman of my dreams and... she's a moth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (3fyU/)

173 so what do goddesses do all day

besides pose for artists
Posted by: DB - managing the expectations at March 23, 2023


***
Turn good-looking mortal boys (who prefer other boys) into trees? "Turn me down, will you? I, the supreme goddess of Love and Beauty??"

*ZAP*

"Now you're an ash! Enjoy having squirrels run up and down your body for eternity!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

174 She girl...OPEN THE BOX

Posted by: Some Cenobite at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (lc5cP)

175 152 Not much, Wolfus. Clouds and light rain in NoVa right now. Temps in the 50s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (ffbyg)

176 Hey... she's got a 3 lock box.
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (Q4IgG)
++++
It's the Social Security Lockbox!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (t0OGg)

177 Are those her panties down around her feet? If so, why isn't she carrying a bag of groceries with a baguette sticking out?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (eGTCV)

178 @Breaking911 · 9h
2 Virginia Inmates Tunnel Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush And Travel 7 Miles To Go To IHOP

[where they were arrested]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)


Their waitress had only one leg and her name was Ilene.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (OgrpQ)

179
Agree. A lot of outstanding guitar work from hair bands. It gets overlooked and lost by most because of the formulaic (and admittedly cringey) music videos.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (iY8R7)



Hair bands being in my wheelhouse, I've been listening to Poison in my rotation. CC Deville was underappreciated, for sure. He's not bad. Flesh and Blood has some good stuff on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

180 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (t0OGg)

Don't disagree. Just saying that withdrawal, which is an anomaly for regional banks , doomed them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (6pcCZ)

181 They should have gone to Waffle House where they could have gotten maple syrup!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
--------
You have something against Ligonberry Syrup?

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (oZSqn)

182 I wonder if Hephaestus ever called Ares out over this, and they had a duel?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023
*
Hermes once gathered some other Olympians and barged into the bedroom catching Aphrodite and Ares in the act.
Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023


***
Nothing like having close family barge into your bedroom unexpectedly!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

183
They should have gone to Waffle House where they could have gotten maple syrup!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (hOUT3)



And, according to Tiger Woods, laid!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

184 This is one of the many critical problems in modern America - we are supposed to be a nation of small businesses, and yet the big government we've implemented is ripe for union with big business.
Posted by: 18-1


Graft is so much more efficient when you are dealing with a few sleazy big businesses, not lots of Mom and Pop shops!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (hOUT3)

185 Psyche and Eros-

https://tinyurl.com/eeu4pn6x
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (NpAcC)



Good lord, why.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I thought Pandora was the one with box?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)


Nah - Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg
https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (iY8R7)

187 Is CBD trying to tell us something?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (Fwhqy)

188 178 @Breaking911 · 9h
2 Virginia Inmates Tunnel Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush And Travel 7 Miles To Go To IHOP

[where they were arrested]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (Vwz3I)


Their waitress had only one leg and her name was Ilene.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 10:04 AM (OgrpQ)

What was the name of her other leg? Smith?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

189 Not much, Wolfus. Clouds and light rain in NoVa right now. Temps in the 50s.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023


***
I envy you. Gonna be nastily humid and 80 today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

190 Nothing like having close family barge into your bedroom unexpectedly!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

What is family for?

Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

191 184 This is one of the many critical problems in modern America - we are supposed to be a nation of small businesses, and yet the big government we've implemented is ripe for union with big business.
Posted by: 18-1

Graft is so much more efficient when you are dealing with a few sleazy big businesses, not lots of Mom and Pop shops!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (hOUT3)

Nothing but conspiracy theorists on this site.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order a bunch of stuff from Amazon because the local stores I used to go to all closed due to Covid regulations.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:08 AM (KbCG3)

192 You have something against Ligonberry Syrup?
------------------
So you've been to the Ikea cafeteria, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (ppL7t)

193 Quote Tweet Kari Lake @KariLake · 10h
HUGE: AZ Supreme Court Rules In Favor of Kari Lake, Forces Lower Court to Look at Signature Verification Issues

DC_Draino @DC_Draino · 10h
🚨Whoa🚨

The AZ Supreme Court just overruled the trial court & now @KariLake’s team can conduct signature verification of Maricopa ballots

Tens of thousands of signatures were approved in violation of legal requirements

This could be the thread that unravels the Maricopa fraud

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

194 They should have gone to Waffle House where they could have gotten maple syrup!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 23, 2023 10:03 AM (hOUT3)

pecan waffle FTW I would love one right about NOW

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)

195 The wings are also very realistically rendered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

196 It was the maple syrup that gave them away the IHOP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (60din)

197 Are those her panties down around her feet? If so, why isn't she carrying a bag of groceries with a baguette sticking out?

Damn those elastic manufacturers for "fixing" this problem

Posted by: Some Skeevy artist at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (lc5cP)

198 Don't disagree. Just saying that withdrawal, which is an anomaly for regional banks , doomed them.
Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (6pcCZ)
++++
Yup, very possibly. They were able to issue new bonds for about half the amount pretty quickly. If they didn't engage poor risk management, they might have survived it despite the gigantic pull-out that Thiel executed. Given their capital position and risk management, it might have failed anyway - albeit by a thousand cuts instead of a single killing blow.

We are going to find out over the next 24 months which banks have decent risk management and portfolio allocations and those that don't. With rates climbing and no way to bring them down, those too dependent on fixed-rate securities that are now losing value run a strong risk of failure. I'll bet it's at least half of the banks out there. Far too many probably assumed that zero interest was a party without end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:10 AM (t0OGg)

199 Not much, Wolfus. Clouds and light rain in NoVa right now. Temps in the 50s.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023

***
I envy you. Gonna be nastily humid and 80 today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

26 F Partly cloudy and we had about 4" on snow last night here.



Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:10 AM (gmo/4)

200 Good lord, why.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Sadly, I have a friend that has fairies and nymphs on both sides of her back.

She's starting to regret it.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

201 197 Are those her panties down around her feet? If so, why isn't she carrying a bag of groceries with a baguette sticking out?

Damn those elastic manufacturers for "fixing" this problem
Posted by: Some Skeevy artist at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (lc5cP)

I believe the wimminz call them a slip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 10:10 AM (Fwhqy)

202 The AZ Supreme Court just overruled the trial court & now @KariLake’s team can conduct signature verification of Maricopa ballots

Tens of thousands of signatures were approved in violation of legal requirements

This could be the thread that unravels the Maricopa fraud
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

I understood it to be about the 400k counted votes.
votes [were] affected "in sufficient numbers to alter the outcome of the election"' based on a 'competent mathematical basis to conclude that the outcome would plausibly have been different, not simply an untethered assertion of uncertainty.'"

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)

203 IIRC The other gods gave Aphrodite to Hephaestus because he was lame and ugly and they decided to cut him a break.

He probably could have taken Ares in a duel, with all the hammers and other tools at his disposal. Plus, Ares was kind of a wuss. Athena bested him in battle in the Iliad.

In Milton’s Paradise Lost, it is he, as one of the fallen angels, who builds their palace, Pandaemonium.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (ffbyg)

204 Fun Photoshop or AI pic...

Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 13h
Update: As per sources on the ground Trump has taken command of the NYPD and has become the undisputed warlord of Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/3szn6a6u

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

205 Well those wings are certainly a flight of fancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (60din)

206 pecan waffle FTW I would love one right about NOW
-------------------
This. In the good old days they served real country ham, too. Now its picnic ham fried. Not the same.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (ppL7t)

207 This could be the thread that unravels the Maricopa fraud
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
If it is, then what hypothetically, what is Lake's recourse? If Hobbes is found to have won through fraud in court (as opposed to what everyone knows but the courts have declined to allow to be proved), what happens? I suspect this story doesn't end with "Lake ends up as governor."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

208 Hair bands being in my wheelhouse, I've been listening to Poison in my rotation. CC Deville was underappreciated, for sure. He's not bad. Flesh and Blood has some good stuff on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)


Sirius used have a channel called Hair Nation (not sure if they still do. Awesome stuff!
Also - I saw Poison last summer along with Joan Jett, Motley Crue, and Def Leppard. Poison put on a great performance. CC did an outstanding version of Eruption in tribute to EVH.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:12 AM (iY8R7)

209 My division was dependent on one company.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:02 AM (t0OGg)

My last company, (a spinoff of Lucent that starts with a "A"), had the bulk of the FAX/modem chipset market, especially when it came to FAXs, with a small bit going to Conexant. They had cultivated a relationship with HP for chips for the multi-function printer/scanner/fax/etc machine. About 5 years ago, they were bought by Avago, and shortly after that HocTan the CEO told HP he wanted a 60% increase in prices. HP ran off to Conexant faster than a bunny.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

210
uh, why is it-uh,, so dark in-uh here?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 23, 2023 10:12 AM (vwCZJ)

211 AZ Law

16-672. Contest of state election; grounds; venue

4. On account of illegal votes.

5. That by reason of erroneous count of votes the person declared elected or the initiative or referred measure, or proposal to amend the constitution, or other question or proposal submitted, which has been declared carried, did not in fact receive the highest number of votes for the office or a sufficient number of votes to carry the measure, amendment, question or proposal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

212 I understood it to be about the 400k counted votes.
votes [were] affected "in sufficient numbers to alter the outcome of the election"' based on a 'competent mathematical basis to conclude that the outcome would plausibly have been different, not simply an untethered assertion of uncertainty.'"


I've seen a number of lefties argue that just because more fake votes were inserted into the stolen states then the nominal margin of victory for Biden/Abortion Mouse doesn't mean that those elections were in fact stolen because you can't prove those voters weren't for Republicans.

I suspect this is where the court will end up.

Posted by: Some Skeevy artist at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (lc5cP)

213 Nothing like having close family barge into your bedroom unexpectedly!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

What is family for?
Posted by: Kris at March 23, 2023 10:07 AM (OyyDO)
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Stay out of my shower room though! SOme things can't be unseen!

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (1gYke)

214 207 This could be the thread that unravels the Maricopa fraud
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)
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If it is, then what hypothetically, what is Lake's recourse? If Hobbes is found to have won through fraud in court (as opposed to what everyone knows but the courts have declined to allow to be proved), what happens? I suspect this story doesn't end with "Lake ends up as governor."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

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"Whoops. We'll try better next time."

"Good enough. Now, your punishment is that Kari Lake must be shot into the sun."

"We can make that happen."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

215 CC did an outstanding version of Eruption in tribute to EVH.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:12 AM (iY8R7)



I saw a vid online where he did that. Pretty much nailed it.

Motley Crue. Did Vince know the lyrics or did he make them up again?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Tats on the back can be hidden.

Full sleeves? Not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (60din)

217 Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 13h
Update: As per sources on the ground Trump has taken command of the NYPD and has become the undisputed warlord of Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/3szn6a6u

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

Duke of New York a number one.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (OgrpQ)

218 The AZ Supreme Court just overruled the trial court & now @KariLake’s team can conduct signature verification of Maricopa ballots

Tens of thousands of signatures were approved in violation of legal requirements

This could be the thread that unravels the Maricopa fraud
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

Impossible. We are doomed. Useless to fight . Doomed I tell ya . Doomed !!

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (6pcCZ)

219 pecan waffle FTW I would love one right about NOW
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This. In the good old days they served real country ham, too. Now its picnic ham fried. Not the same.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (ppL7t)
*******
French artist calls for French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2023 10:14 AM (NpAcC)

220 saliva guitar >>> hair bands

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:14 AM (ffbyg)

221 217 Duke of New York a number one.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (OgrpQ)

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My friends, we could use a man like the Duke of New York these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

222 Looks like Alexandre Cabanel liked painting redheads

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

223 #204 AI and not Photoshop...

DRob @D_Rob__ · 12h Replying to @MadMikeOfficial and @redsteeze

45 with excellent trigger discipline

Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 12h Replying to @D_Rob__ and @redsteeze

Not sure if I should be impressed or terrified that AI knows about that

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)

224 I saw a vid online where he did that. Pretty much nailed it.

Motley Crue. Did Vince know the lyrics or did he make them up again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)


LOL! He did OK. Was mid-tour so I think he had found his groove by then.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:15 AM (iY8R7)

225 Donald Trump, Iron Duke of Manhattan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023 10:15 AM (60din)

226 Fun Photoshop or AI pic...

Mike The Mad Scientist @MadMikeOfficial · 13h
Update: As per sources on the ground Trump has taken command of the NYPD and has become the undisputed warlord of Manhattan.
https://tinyurl.com/3szn6a6u
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)
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Trump has decent trigger discipline.

I wonder why AI image generators have so much trouble getting the number of fingers right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)

227 218 Impossible. We are doomed. Useless to fight . Doomed I tell ya . Doomed !!
Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:13 AM (6pcCZ)

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1. This isn't ending with Lake as governor. There will be, at best, a "whoops" comment from the SoS office, and a promise to do better followed by them doing all of the same stuff in 2024 and 2026.

2. This does nothing for the problems in MI, PA, and GA. If AZ gets fixed (doubtful), the math still isn't there for a GOP candidate to win the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

228 Is it bewbie week? I didn't get the memo , but then again, working in the mail room, why would I expect to? Need to pay more attention

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 23, 2023 10:16 AM (qj8+t)

229 Maybe her left shoulder is very low.

Posted by: PG at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (84jHt)

230 If it is, then what hypothetically, what is Lake's recourse? If Hobbes is found to have won through fraud in court (as opposed to what everyone knows but the courts have declined to allow to be proved), what happens? I suspect this story doesn't end with "Lake ends up as governor."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)


Arizona Supreme Court has done just that once before: they overturned an election and replaced the governor after a successful legal challenge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (wmDcS)

231 2. This does nothing for the problems in MI, PA, and GA. If AZ gets fixed (doubtful), the math still isn't there for a GOP candidate to win the presidency.
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This is when Spanky decides that the gang needs to put on a show. It always works, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (ppL7t)

232 Maybe she's holding the squeeze-box that keeps Daddy from sleeping at night ... ? ("Mama's got a squeezebox / Daddy never sleeps at night") ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (mu5GU)

233 If it is, then what hypothetically, what is Lake's recourse? If Hobbes is found to have won through fraud in court (as opposed to what everyone knows but the courts have declined to allow to be proved), what happens? I suspect this story doesn't end with "Lake ends up as governor."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)
AZ Law
16-550. Receipt of voter's ballot; cure period
(L22, Ch. 271, sec. 2)
A. on receipt of the envelope containing the early ballot and the ballot affidavit, the county recorder or other officer in charge of elections shall compare the signatures thereon with the signature of the elector on the elector's registration record. If the signature is inconsistent with the elector's signature on the elector's registration record, the county recorder or other officer in charge of elections shall make reasonable efforts to contact the voter, advise the voter of the inconsistent signature and allow the voter to correct or the county to confirm the inconsistent signature.

As there are about 400k missing people since the 2022 election (moved, never existed) this is impossible.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

234 Arizona Supreme Court has done just that once before: they overturned an election and replaced the governor after a successful legal challenge.

Yes, but that is from back when we actually had a representative republic.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:18 AM (lc5cP)

235 “So, you get this stupid case in New York, you get a case in Georgia where a giggly Wiccan is running the grand jury, and then you get the document case that’s a wash because Biden’s got a worse off situation,” host Jesse Watters asked. “Where are we with everything, Senator?”

“I think what happens here is that President Trump will be stronger at the end of the day,” he added. “But the damage done to the law may last for decades. We’re setting a precedent here that it doesn’t matter how you get somebody you don’t like.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

236 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:16 AM (LvTS

Right on time JM. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:18 AM (6pcCZ)

237 I wonder why AI image generators have so much trouble getting the number of fingers right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)


CyberDyne Systems is still in the prototype stage with it's model 101.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

238 231 This is when Spanky decides that the gang needs to put on a show. It always works, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (ppL7t)

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This was a major source of plots for musicals for years. Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney were in a whole bunch, and they were successful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

239 Josh Yoder @JoshYoder
I’m being notified by passengers on a Southwest flight departing Las Vegas that the captain became incapacitated soon after takeoff this morning. He was removed from the flight deck and replaced by a non Southwest pilot who was commuting on that flight. This is now the fifth pilot incapacitation that I’m aware of in the past two weeks. I will post more details as they become available.
@SouthwestAir @USFreedomFlyers @DocPeteChambers @LTCTheresaLong @P_McCulloughMD
1:55 PM · Mar 22, 2023 · 3.6M Views

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Vwz3I)

240 Ex-Meta recruiter claims she did NOTHING for months when she worked for the tech company - but took home $190,000 salary

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

241 229 Maybe her left shoulder is very low.


If that’s the case, somebody should cheer it up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (ffbyg)

242 1. This isn't ending with Lake as governor. There will be, at best, a "whoops" comment from the SoS office, and a promise to do better followed by them doing all of the same stuff in 2024 and 2026.

2. This does nothing for the problems in MI, PA, and GA. If AZ gets fixed (doubtful), the math still isn't there for a GOP candidate to win the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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One possible outcome is that the ATTY Gen office race is much closer and that one might be overturned. Then you go after Hobbs and her dirty SoS for voter fraud. I would also ask Lake to consider forcing the court to issue a decree forbidding any of the practices in advance used in the 2022 election via injunction.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (oZSqn)

243 About 5 years ago, they were bought by Avago, and shortly after that HocTan the CEO told HP he wanted a 60% increase in prices. HP ran off to Conexant faster than a bunny.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:12 AM (RHGPo)
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Yup. This is how Hock Tan operates. He focuses all engineering and development work on the top X% of customers by revenue, delivers precisely what they want, and squeezes them hard on price. Customers that can't switch easily to another vendor end up getting rent extracted from them. It has worked well for Tan and for Broadcom (Avago took Broadcom's name when it bought BRCM, but it kept its own ticker symbol) and the revenue and capital position reflect that, but it wins *no* friends among your customers and makes your customers universally hate you. If you can keep delivering the goods, it can keep working for you but you get *zero* margin for error when your customers are always looking for any excuse to drop you if they're able to. You have to make damn sure that they can't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:20 AM (t0OGg)

244 Escape from PDTs NY!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw)

245 234 Arizona Supreme Court has done just that once before: they overturned an election and replaced the governor after a successful legal challenge.

Yes, but that is from back when we actually had a representative republic.
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And real Americans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:20 AM (ppL7t)

246 Arizona Supreme Court has done just that once before: they overturned an election and replaced the governor after a successful legal challenge.

***********

If they dont want to go that far they can rule that a new election has to take place, this time with the legal safeguards the complainant (Lake) asked for

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 23, 2023 10:20 AM (VTu1l)

247 The noon meeting of the NYC grand jury investigating Trump has been postponed. This cluster f is actually beginning to get funny, dangerously stupid, but funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (3fyU/)

248 Puffy-faced Pat Sajak gets mildly irked beginning at 8:25:
youtube.com/watch?v=-CdzGooX29c

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (MvF+J)

249 Jeru New York

And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem,[a] coming down out of heaven from God. It was prepared like a bride dressed for her husband.

interesting the Jeru means new!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

250

LOCs never become incapacitated on the flight deck...

Posted by: Biggus at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (BUtu8)

251 @JoshYoder
I’m being notified by passengers on a Southwest flight departing Las Vegas that the captain became incapacitated soon after takeoff this morning. He was removed from the flight deck and replaced by a non Southwest pilot who was commuting on that flight. This is now the fifth pilot incapacitation that I’m aware of in the past two weeks. I will post more details as they become available.
@SouthwestAir @USFreedomFlyers @DocPeteChambers @LTCTheresaLong @P_McCulloughMD
1:55 PM · Mar 22, 2023 · 3.6M Views
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Vwz3I)
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The obvious implications aside, why would he need to be replaced by a non-SWA pilot on board as a passenger? Isn't there a copilot for a reason? Wouldn't the protocol be for the copilot to assume command and land as soon as possible? Isn't that why he's there?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (t0OGg)

252 TheHill: Could a Trump indictment doom Ukraine?

Given this highly charged political ecosystem, Bragg’s targeting — if not weaponizing — of Trump is likely to be perceived as hyper-partisan. Many Democrats will revel in it, while many hardcore Trump supporters will be reviled by it. If that turns out to be the case, there is a very real danger that the fallout of U.S. public support for Ukraine from GOP and conservative-leaning voters could harden, and possibly deteriorate significantly.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

253 If they dont want to go that far they can rule that a new election has to take place, this time with the legal safeguards the complainant (Lake) asked for

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 23, 2023 10:20 AM (VTu1l)

the law I quoted above says they must cure the sigs.

which is impossible

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

254 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 21h
Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:22 AM (Vwz3I)

255

What if the pilot and the co-pilot both had the fish?

Posted by: Biggus at March 23, 2023 10:22 AM (BUtu8)

256 Is Pat Sajak still a conservative? Or did he go the Never Trump route?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:22 AM (ffbyg)

257
No, THIS is art:

https://youtu.be/dc7cy2412Ms?t=102

**Not Safe For Work, or even home.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (EAJXn)

258 With all the "coincidental pilot incapacitations" going on you'd be nutz to fly these days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (Q4IgG)

259 @TheBabylonBee
Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:22 AM (Vwz3I)
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The Bee remains, as always, America's paper of record.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (t0OGg)

260 GAO to Investigate Dubious FBI Surveillance Practice

The Government Accountability Office has informed Headline USA that it will soon begin reviewing the FBI’s use of “assessments”—a constitutionally dubious practice that allows the bureau to target groups and individuals without evidence of criminal wrongdoing.

FBI assessments have come under recent scrutiny in relation to the DOJ’s targeting of parents who hotly protested COVID-19 restrictions and other issues at school board meetings. A report published Tuesday by the House Weaponization Subcommittee revealed that the FBI conducted at least 25 assessments of school board threats—only one of which resulted in a full investigation, and none of which resulted in federal prosecutions.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

261 Those feet seem a bit large to me.

Posted by: That's a man, baybee!!! at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (89Sog)

262 238 231 This is when Spanky decides that the gang needs to put on a show. It always works, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (ppL7t)

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This was a major source of plots for musicals for years. Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney were in a whole bunch, and they were successful.
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Yep. BTW, Mickey Rooney annoyed the fuck out of me even as a kid. His Japanese character in Breakfast at Tiffany's gave me the shivers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:24 AM (ppL7t)

263 Aww, Alvin the Marxists' little Grand Jury party got rained out again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 10:24 AM (Fwhqy)

264 My friends, we could use a man like the Duke of New York these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

Ayy! Number Onnee! You're the Duke! You're the Duke!
You're the... Duke.

You're... A-number one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 10:24 AM (OgB1i)

265 Ugh, I stopped reading The Hill after they closed their "Wild West" commenting section.

Their reporting and commentary is terrible.

Best thing that ever happened was a type-o taking about Biden using "kid gloves" on something, but they published it saying "kid loves".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:25 AM (Y5qcH)

266

Mickey Rooney was the Danny Thomas of Fatty Arbuckles...

Posted by: Biggus at March 23, 2023 10:25 AM (BUtu8)

267 Tats on the back can be hidden.

Full sleeves? Not so much.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023


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They always make the wearer look *dirty* -- and not in the hot enticing way, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

268 262 238 231 This is when Spanky decides that the gang needs to put on a show. It always works, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:17 AM (ppL7t)

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This was a major source of plots for musicals for years. Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney were in a whole bunch, and they were successful.
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Yep. BTW, Mickey Rooney annoyed the fuck out of me even as a kid. His Japanese character in Breakfast at Tiffany's gave me the shivers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:24 AM (ppL7t)

I know you can't judge the past based on today's sensitivities and such but...

How, inthefuck, did they get away with that? Not only was it crazy racist, was also crazy annoying.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

269 The Government Accountability Office has informed Headline USA that it will soon begin reviewing the FBI’s use of “assessments”—a constitutionally dubious practice that allows the bureau to target groups and individuals without evidence of criminal wrongdoing.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
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"Constitutionally dubious" sounds like it's flat out illegal, in layman's terms.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:26 AM (YIVH2)

270 Block Inc. shares plunge after Hindenburg says Jack Dorsey's [Co-founder of Twitter] company facilitates fraud

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

271 "They always make the wearer look *dirty* -- and not in the hot enticing way, either."

After we get rid of the gender-affirmation surgeons, do the tattoo artists and piercers next.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:26 AM (MvF+J)

272 268 I know you can't judge the past based on today's sensitivities and such but...

How, inthefuck, did they get away with that? Not only was it crazy racist, was also crazy annoying.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

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Dressing up in racial makeup was acceptable into the 2000s, to be honest.

The weird one is Sean Connery looking not at all Asian in You Only Live Twice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

273 The love story of Cupid and psyche is one of my fave greek myths! And definitely had to have inspired beauty and the beast. The play Metamorpisis depicts their story in a really great way, capturing the moment she dares to sneak into his room to see what sort of beast she has married, only to find him a beautiful man! And then wax from her candle lands on him and ruins it. I love that while there is suffering after that, but they do end up happily together. Not all Greek love stories are so lucky.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (+mkOR)

274 252 TheHill: Could a Trump indictment doom Ukraine?

Given this highly charged political ecosystem, Bragg’s targeting — if not weaponizing — of Trump is likely to be perceived as hyper-partisan. Many Democrats will revel in it, while many hardcore Trump supporters will be reviled by it. If that turns out to be the case, there is a very real danger that the fallout of U.S. public support for Ukraine from GOP and conservative-leaning voters could harden, and possibly deteriorate significantly.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

There is no significant support for Ukraine currently amongst GOP and conservative-leaning voters.

And yet, the turtle has assured Ukraine that this does not matter.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (KbCG3)

275 Pretty. Was she a Monarch in Greek mythology?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (+lwg5)

276 Those feet seem a bit large to me.
Posted by: That's a man, baybee!!! at March 23, 2023


***
She seems like a tall girl, though. Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron are like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (J2vNu)

277 Ugh, I stopped reading The Hill after they closed their "Wild West" commenting section.

***********

I ignore any news site that has no comment section. Any site that deprives me of the right to use a sock puppet to tell the writer of whatever innane idiotic article I stumbled across to go suck the farts out of soros ass does not deserve my click

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (VTu1l)

278 Would now be a bad time to talk a little Star Trek?

I'ma talk a little Star Trek.

I'm back home and got the Star Trek V bluray. Honestly? It's a really stupid movie but it's a fun kind of stupid. It's not all that bad. The best part of the entire movie is when Sybock is forcing McCoy and Spock relive their past pain. But you also have nude, fan dancing Nichelle Nichols which is just...weird.

And the car girl.

And...honestly, there's a lot of stuff you have to wonder what they were smoking. It's just so bizarre.

I understand Nicholas Meyer had a hand in writing the film. If that's true I think you can see the little touches he adds.

Anyway, definitely the least of the OG cast films, but I've also seen much worse. Like Insurrection.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (1Yy3c)

279 @LTCTheresaLong

IIRC she's the one who filed suit against the Air Force wrt mandatory jabs

She presented studies and research indicating they would be harmful

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2023 10:27 AM (6fvRe)

280 From yesterday but carrying on into today apparently, as above...

@amuse @amuse · 22h
CONFIRMATION: Manhattan DA canceled the grand jury proceedings for today after a disastrous hearing where it was learned he had hidden hundreds of pages of evidence clearing President Trump. Bragg asked jurors to be 'standby' for tomorrow suggesting he might go ahead and ask them to indict Trump tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)

281 And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem,[a] coming down out of heaven from God. It was prepared like a bride dressed for her husband.
And lo, she spake and saieth "whence are the caterers? It is half day past and they have not arrived at the appointed time! And verily I have changed my mind about the centerpieces; they doth offend my senses and shalt be replaced with that which is beautiful. The flowers doth look like the droppings of a beast of the field, but lo, we cannot change this in time. Is there none who can do right? Is there none who wishes to see me happy? Verily, this is MY day, and thou dost seek its ruin!"

Posted by: Biblical Bridezillas at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (B0ahs)

282 The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (ffbyg)

283 247 The noon meeting of the NYC grand jury investigating Trump has been postponed. This cluster f is actually beginning to get funny, dangerously stupid, but funny
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Grand juries should literally be freed by having its own legal counsel instead of prosecutors serving dual roles. I also believe that only the judge should dismiss potential jurors for proven cause after voir dire questioning, instead of our current peremptory challenge system where lawyers try to manipulate the jury pool.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (oZSqn)

284 280 From yesterday but carrying on into today apparently, as above...

@amuse @amuse · 22h
CONFIRMATION: Manhattan DA canceled the grand jury proceedings for today after a disastrous hearing where it was learned he had hidden hundreds of pages of evidence clearing President Trump. Bragg asked jurors to be 'standby' for tomorrow suggesting he might go ahead and ask them to indict Trump tomorrow.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
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Bragg is consulting higher authorities as in party bosses and his big cheese donor Soros as to what to do.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (oZSqn)

285 Apparently Trump is not a ham sandwich.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (6pcCZ)

286 It's going to be funny if they announce no indictments, and Trump gets to do a victory lap.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (wmDcS)

287 The current jury selection system is like an NFL draft for dumbasses. And you don't want to be a 1st round pick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (Y5qcH)

288 the "crapification" of the U.S. economy has been bitched over since the early 50's. Many of us don't seem to remember that there was cheap shit made in USA, before we even had Japan to blame. There's always a race to the bottom in some sector. This may be why the film "Executive Suite" has been getting more attention in the last few years.

Remember when the Great Debate was about...breaking up GM? And we, goofy rubes, actually thought that it meant having Olds and Buick and Pontiac as free-standing little carmakers. As if.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (jYCXf)

289 The weird one is Sean Connery looking not at all Asian in You Only Live Twice.
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Supposedly, he was from the northern Japanese islands where men were bigger and hairy. That's what I remember in the book.
Needless to say, this role got him picked to play Zardoz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (ppL7t)

290 What if the pilot and the co-pilot both had the fish?
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Posted by: Otto at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (Vwz3I)

291 Full sleeves? Not so much.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2023


Wait until those arms get old, spindly and wrinkled.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

292 At the septuagenarian radio club yesterday. Every time I google an answer for those guys, they think it's black magic. Their normal mode of information gathering is "I'll ask Ned about it if I see him next week. If not, George might know."

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:30 AM (MvF+J)

293 284 280 From yesterday but carrying on into today apparently, as above...

@amuse @amuse · 22h
CONFIRMATION: Manhattan DA canceled the grand jury proceedings for today after a disastrous hearing where it was learned he had hidden hundreds of pages of evidence clearing President Trump. Bragg asked jurors to be 'standby' for tomorrow suggesting he might go ahead and ask them to indict Trump tomorrow.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
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Bragg is consulting higher authorities as in party bosses and his big cheese donor Soros as to what to do.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (oZSqn)

Bragg forgot the part of the script where you get close to charging him but that damn Trump is so slippery and conniving that he somehow escapes yet again.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (KbCG3)

294 286 It's going to be funny if they announce no indictments, and Trump gets to do a victory lap.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (wmDcS


This won't be the last time the Pink Panther strikes!

Trump will be hounded with court cases until he dies and then probably even after that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Fwhqy)

295 It's going to be funny if they announce no indictments, and Trump gets to do a victory lap.

*******************

May the left experience the same frustrations we did when we hoped to see Hillary indicted and prosecuted for her ACTUAL crimes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (VTu1l)

296 @282 so you don't think Mickey Rooney makes a convincing Asian?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (3fyU/)

297 It's Boobs Week at the HQ

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (XkBm+)

298 282 The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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It came from a story of Truman Capote so if you don't like Truman's written work then you won't like the movie. Unlikable people doing unlikable things and then deciding to do unlikable things together.

How could Audrey reject Jed Clampett as he was going to be rich in a few years and living in Beverly Hills.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (oZSqn)

299 295 May the left experience the same frustrations we did when we hoped to see Hillary indicted and prosecuted for her ACTUAL crimes
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (VTu1l)

=======

I just want them to realize that the uniparty is real and that they are tools, at best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

300
Anyway, definitely the least of the OG cast films, but I've also seen much worse. Like Insurrection.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023


***
Five is the one with Kirk asking, "Why does God need a starship?", right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

301 Tirien Steinbach, the diversity administrator at Stanford Law School who stoked a disruptive protest of Fifth Circuit appellate judge Kyle Duncan, is "currently on leave," according to a memo on the protest reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. Jenny Martinez, the law school's dean, said in a Wednesday morning memo to all law students that administrators "should not insert themselves into debate with their own criticism of the speaker's views." At future talks, the role of administrators will be to "ensure that university rules on disruption of events will be followed," Martinez said.

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

302
Bragg forgot the part of the script where you get close to charging him but that damn Trump is so slippery and conniving that he somehow escapes yet again.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM (KbCG3)



He's supposed to come out and yell "CURSES!!!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

303 "The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me."

I don't even understand it. She's a prostitute? Is that it?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM (MvF+J)

304 Posted by: Biblical Bridezillas at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (B0ahs)


OK, someone give me the holy hand grenade, this has to end.

Biblical Fathers of the Bride.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

305 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 14h
Beloved 75-Year-Old MLB Stadium Greeter Was Murdered And Dumped In Container, Police Say
BALTIMORE – Maryland police have identified the human remains discovered in a container in Baltimore as those of Versey Spell, a 75-year-old woman who was reported missing on Oct. 19. According to...

[A black lady BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

306 300 Five is the one with Kirk asking, "Why does God need a starship?", right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

=========

I had a professor in college who hosted Leonard Nimoy at the university right before the release of Star Trek V. Anxious to hear how great the new Star Trek movie was, my professor asked Nimoy about it.

"It's Bill," Nimoy replied with a laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

307
Believe me, the "narrative" will soon be "Trump Is Not Off The Hook," as the Democrats scrap this fake indictment bullshit but continue to pretend he's under the gun.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (EAJXn)

308 Bragg forgot the part of the script where you get close to charging him but that damn Trump is so slippery and conniving that he somehow escapes yet again.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Bragg has his own agenda, probably for higher elective office in NY. That is the problem with the Uniparty mob, they chafe at the oligarchy's directions sometimes because it doesn't fit what they want to do ambition wise.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:34 AM (oZSqn)

309 The weird one is Sean Connery looking not at all Asian in You Only Live Twice.
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Supposedly, he was from the northern Japanese islands where men were bigger and hairy. That's what I remember in the book.
Needless to say, this role got him picked to play Zardoz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 1


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I haven't read the novel in many years. Bond was supposed to be an Ainu? Aren't they pretty much the "untouchables" of Japan?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

310
Wait until those arms get old, spindly and wrinkled.
Posted by: Archer


Bingo wings!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2023 10:34 AM (pNxlR)

311 308 Bragg has his own agenda, probably for higher elective office in NY. That is the problem with the Uniparty mob, they chafe at the oligarchy's directions sometimes because it doesn't fit what they want to do ambition wise.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:34 AM (oZSqn)

========

I don't think targeting dumb people as pawns helps. All you do is elevate idiots into higher levels of power, and they just keep screwing everything up, making the powers' jobs harder.

But smart people wouldn't be willing pawns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

312 @294,286 the great thing will be watching the TDS ragers like Olbermann, Reiner and Schiff have a meltdown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 23, 2023 10:35 AM (3fyU/)

313
Five is the one with Kirk asking, "Why does God need a starship?", right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Yes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2023 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

314 "IT IS FURTHER ORDERED remanding to the trial court to determine whether the claim that Maricopa County failed to comply with A.R.S. § 16-550(A) fails to state a claim pursuant to Ariz. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(6) for reasons other than laches, or, whether Petitioner can prove her claim as alleged pursuant to A.R.S. § 16-672 and establish that 'votes [were] affected "in sufficient numbers to alter the outcome of the election"' based on a 'competent mathematical basis to conclude that the outcome would plausibly have been different, not simply an untethered assertion of uncertainty.'"

The only fair thing to do is either throw out the 400k Provisional Vote or have them recounted by an dependent auditor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

Sounds logical- if the claim can't be proved by some kind of mathematical analysis, it goes away; if it can, it proceeds.

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (Ed8Zd)

315 "The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me."
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I don't even understand it. She's a prostitute? Is that it?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023


***
Well, a "party girl," I guess. It's more obvious in the novella, not so much with Audrey. In either case she's a free spirit who enchants the young writer-to-be (played by George Peppard) who moves into her building.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

316 302 “I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddlesome kids!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (ffbyg)

317 That box that Gingy is holding contains many souls.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (GDJBM)

318 The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me.
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[cough, cough]

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1h
NEW - Trans athlete "Tiffany" wins women's NYC cycling race and now feels like a "superhero."

Despite only taking up cycling in 2018, Tiffany quickly found success and has dominated competitions in the years since.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

319
Her Only Fans clientele summon up a performance at the MOST inopportune moments ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (pNxlR)

320 I don't even understand it. She's a prostitute? Is that it?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow
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In the book, yes just as the guy was a gigolo. They had to deal with sensitive audiences back in the early 60's though so downplayed it a bit.

Excellent for a remake in Hollywood with a trans actor playing Audrey's part, maybe the guy that steals dresses from airport baggage, and a Eliot Page playing the lead male role.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (oZSqn)

321 Psych? I don't see Shaun or Gus anywhere.

What's that? It's Psyche? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Turn two at March 23, 2023 10:37 AM (JfxgE)

322 308 Bragg forgot the part of the script where you get close to charging him but that damn Trump is so slippery and conniving that he somehow escapes yet again.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Bragg has his own agenda, probably for higher elective office in NY. That is the problem with the Uniparty mob, they chafe at the oligarchy's directions sometimes because it doesn't fit what they want to do ambition wise.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:34 AM (oZSqn)

I said this same thing yesterday. Bragg was trying to make his name as the guy who FINALLY brought down the big bad.

Except he forgot that they don't actually punch each other in WWE.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:37 AM (KbCG3)

323 >>> Dressing up in racial makeup was acceptable into the 2000s, to be honest.

The weird one is Sean Connery looking not at all Asian in You Only Live Twice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

I still find it amazing that Roald Dahl wrote that film.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2023 10:37 AM (+mkOR)

324 320 Excellent for a remake in Hollywood with a trans actor playing Audrey's part, maybe the guy that steals dresses from airport baggage, and a Eliot Page playing the lead male role.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (oZSqn)

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I can imagine the hot takes damning America for its racism and transphobia when the movie bombs already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

325 At the septuagenarian radio club, I keep hammering on them that we're all no more than five years from the grave, and we must recruit young members or the club will die with us. But there's always the guy who says, "No! We need more old-timers and more spark-gap operators."

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:37 AM (MvF+J)

326 It's Boobs Week at the HQ
Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at March 23, 2023 10:31 AM

Week?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:38 AM (GDJBM)

327
If you saw this license plate on a Porsche, SUCC33D, how would you interpret it?

Would you whip out your phone and express disgust at why someone would have a "Suck thirty-three D's" license plate and then upload the video to social media?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:38 AM (EAJXn)

328 303 "The whole movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is annoying, if you ask me."

I don't even understand it. She's a prostitute? Is that it?
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Consorts. Both Audrey and George Peppard were kept consorts of big wealth. I've always thought that Peppard's role was created by Capote to represent Thomas Wolfe who was pretty much kept by a Jewish NYC woman who had lots of bucks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:38 AM (ppL7t)

329 He's supposed to come out and yell "CURSES!!!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:32 AM


We would also have accepted "suck-starting a 12 gauge during a press conference".

Posted by: The Judges at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (Wnv9h)

330 Grand juries should literally be freed by having its own legal counsel instead of prosecutors serving dual roles. I also believe that only the judge should dismiss potential jurors for proven cause after voir dire questioning, instead of our current peremptory challenge system where lawyers try to manipulate the jury pool.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:28 AM (oZSqn)

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Heard somebody make an interesting point of which I was unaware (I think it was Conrad Black on Gorka's radio show -- who himself was a victim of corrupt U.S. prosecutors): apparently, the United States is the only country in the world that elects its prosecutors -- and that this has has disastrous consequences for justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (+lwg5)

331 Bragg is consulting higher authorities as in party bosses and his big cheese donor Soros as to what to do.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:29 AM (oZSqn)
++++
Yup. He wants the fall guy who bears responsibility for this shit show blowing up to be not-Bragg. The scheming and deal-making right now is probably stupendous in terms of level of acticity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (t0OGg)

332 317 The box that Gingy is holding


Wait, Psyche is Weird Dave’s wife??

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (ffbyg)

333 She's got a giant butterfly on her back.

**********

The Chrysalis - a limerick

The diminutive Miss Sandra Calhoun
Was terribly shy and jejune
But now it is awesome
She's started to blossom
And is finally coming out of her cocoon

Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (ykeLU)

334 331 Yup. He wants the fall guy who bears responsibility for this shit show blowing up to be not-Bragg. The scheming and deal-making right now is probably stupendous in terms of level of acticity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (t0OGg)

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It's going to end with Bragg as Schumer's presumptive successor, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

335 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 14h
Beloved 75-Year-Old MLB Stadium Greeter Was Murdered And Dumped In Container, Police Say
BALTIMORE – Maryland police have identified the human remains discovered in a container in Baltimore as those of Versey Spell, a 75-year-old woman who was reported missing on Oct. 19. According to...

[A black lady BTW.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)


My hometown, folks. Charm City. Who wants to come visit??

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (iY8R7)

336 Sounds logical- if the claim can't be proved by some kind of mathematical analysis, it goes away; if it can, it proceeds.
Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (Ed8Zd)

Under additional review it now appears to me (I paid for 2 law degrees) the cure ordered is to cure the provisional and mail ballots.

I think this is impossible so I guess those ballots must be uncounted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (BRHaw)

337 MAKE THE MEETINGS STOP!

Another one that could have been an email!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (1b9pr)

338 2 Tiny, but perky. I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

She's only got butterfly wings, not twin GE T700-GE-701C engines.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (ZENgc)

339 >>Would you whip out your phone and express disgust at why someone would have a "Suck thirty-three D's" license plate and then upload the video to social media?

Succeed?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (mqu1M)

340 Supposedly, he was from the northern Japanese islands where men were bigger and hairy. That's what I remember in the book.

The Ainu people, who lived through out Japan before the current Japanese people invaded, do look somewhat more caucasian https://tinyurl.com/mum5smch

But...that was just a silly idea in the story honestly.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (lc5cP)

341 I just had to share this headline from on online paper about a college campus being locked down. You probably have to sign in to read the comments but even the headline is funny:

https://tinyurl.com/nas2y69d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (FUVRY)

342 "Puffy faced Pat Sajak" is chairman of the board of Hillsdale College, if that helps your assessment any.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (jYCXf)

343 I see the Denver shooter is a Whiteblack person. Story over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (GDJBM)

344 @DanielEstrin
22h
Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders.


Actually, you sit on each other's shoulders. ...like a human centipede.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (e2onP)

345 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 38 minutes
BREAKING: Grand jury investigating Trump won't meet about the case for the rest of this week]/b] - Insider

[My boldface.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (Vwz3I)

346 I don't think targeting dumb people as pawns helps. All you do is elevate idiots into higher levels of power, and they just keep screwing everything up, making the powers' jobs harder.

But smart people wouldn't be willing pawns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not if their job is chaos to bring down constitutional government. Democracies end in chaos when their infirmities overtake its benefits. So, the usual historical story is you get authoritarian government with popular consent at first--the only question is whether it is despotism or a new overt aristocratic oligarchic system.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (oZSqn)

347 2 Tiny, but perky. I'm fine with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

She's only got butterfly wings, not twin GE T700-GE-701C engines.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (ZENgc)


She's built for maneuverability, not speed.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (gmo/4)

348
Succeed?
Posted by: Lizzy


Only to people with common sense, a rare thing these days.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (EAJXn)

349 >>> This was a major source of plots for musicals for years. Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney were in a whole bunch, and they were successful.

I didn't like the one with Mickey Rooney and Marilyn Monroe; usually chemistry can push the paper thin love story to the finish line, but theirs flopped for me. But you get Marilyn singing "We're having a heat wave" and it's a show stopper.

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (+mkOR)

350 If you saw this license plate on a Porsche, SUCC33D, how would you interpret it?

Would you whip out your phone and express disgust at why someone would have a "Suck thirty-three D's" license plate and then upload the video to social media?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:38 AM (EAJXn)

She must do OnlyFans

Posted by: Not an unreasonable conclusion at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (B0ahs)

351 Oh Psyche is a vast improvement over chunky munky Cleopatra...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (TGPs7)

352 ... apparently, the United States is the only country in the world that elects its prosecutors -- and that this has has disastrous consequences for justice.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:39 AM (+lwg5)
++++
There's no good solution to the prosecutor problem. Electing prosecutors is a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption but appointing them is also a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption. A prosecution service will always be walking a razor's edge between tyranny and chaos regardless of how it's seated.

Although embracing both tyranny *and* chaos is entirely possible, and the Soros DAs make that their mission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (t0OGg)

353 My hometown, folks. Charm City. Who wants to come visit??

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (iY8R7)



Are the crab cakes really worth it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (40DMX)

354 335 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 14h
Beloved 75-Year-Old MLB Stadium Greeter Was Murdered And Dumped In Container, Police Say
BALTIMORE – Maryland police have identified the human remains discovered in a container in Baltimore as those of Versey Spell, a 75-year-old woman who was reported missing on Oct. 19. According to...

[A black lady BTW.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

My hometown, folks. Charm City. Who wants to come visit??
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (iY8R7)

One of my favorite Pres. Trump moments was when he called out how shitty Baltimore was and Elijah Cummings tweeted back that if he thought that, he should visit West Baltimore (I think), which was the only affluent part of the city.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

355 Wait, a minute, the artist misspelling her name. That’s not “Psyche,” that’s “Psaki,” back when she was young and hot, before she had the wings removed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (ffbyg)

356 Tirien Steinbach, the diversity administrator at Stanford Law School who stoked a disruptive protest of Fifth Circuit appellate judge Kyle Duncan, is "currently on leave," according to a memo on the protest reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. Jenny Martinez, the law school's dean, said in a Wednesday morning memo to all law students that administrators "should not insert themselves into debate with their own criticism of the speaker's views." At future talks, the role of administrators will be to "ensure that university rules on disruption of events will be followed," Martinez said.

There's a lot going on, but most of it will come to nothing. A GW law prof is talking about filing a complaint with the CA bar, which might affect the offender's ability to practice in CA, and Ted Cruz is making noises, although I'm not sure what he can do.

https://tinyurl.com/mr4dstuc

We all know that Steinbach will not be fired, but I'm sure the Stanford folks are telling her to cool it for awhile.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (eOEVl)

357 I haven't read the novel in many years. Bond was supposed to be an Ainu? Aren't they pretty much the "untouchables" of Japan?
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Yep. From the nothern Islands. Okinawans are also looked down upon by the main Island Japanese. Basically, both are consider the original aboriginal stock. Much like the Fairies in Ireland.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (ppL7t)

358 ""Puffy faced Pat Sajak" is chairman of the board of Hillsdale College, if that helps your assessment any."

Not knocking his conservative bona fides, and I would never knock Hillsdale.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (MvF+J)

359
His Japanese character in Breakfast at Tiffany's gave me the shivers.
Posted by: Pudinhead


It was a perfect blend of ghastliness and cringe that was fully worthy of condemnation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (pNxlR)

360 Under additional review it now appears to me (I paid for 2 law degrees) the cure ordered is to cure the provisional and mail ballots.

I think this is impossible so I guess those ballots must be uncounted.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2023 10:40 AM (BRHaw)
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I'm guessing they will have to make a "good faith effort" to cure the ballots. Since many of them probably have no real person behind them, that will take time to verify the person doesn't exist. During which the current governor can continue on her merry way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (YIVH2)

361 Sweet painted lady!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (mqu1M)

362 Alvin Bragg's fat, incompetent ass needs to resign.

He is a real low-life, four flushing, lying scumbag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (OgB1i)

363
Rewatch the Benny Hill vid I linked above. It'll brighten your day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (EAJXn)

364 In a speech Monday to the American Bankers Association, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen expanded the government’s guarantee of all deposits beyond just those of the recently failed Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) and Signature Bank to now include the deposits of any financial institution facing the threat of a bank run. Such a promise will likely warrant an increase in the fees the FDIC charges member banks to fund the Deposit Insurance Fund (DIF) that it uses to cover the deposits of failed banks.

“I think there’s going to be a lawsuit about this,” Carney asserted. “Because if you are a Texas bank that provides credit to oil [and gas companies] and you’re getting charged bigger fees now because they bailed out Silicon Valley Bank, you are going to sue the FDIC because you’re going to say, ‘Why am I paying for your big bailout?’”

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2023 10:43 AM (RHGPo)

365 @DanielEstrin
Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders. ...
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (e2onP)
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Okay, I'll spare a thought.

Each and every person in every part of America's Unimedia structure is a voluntary and willing propagandist, liar and enemy of truth. The more of you that end up in breadlines, the better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)

366 There's no good solution to the prosecutor problem. Electing prosecutors is a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption but appointing them is also a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption

Electing prosecutors works when you have an informed citizen electorate that will punish bad elected officials and elected officials that actually care about being voted out (as opposed to getting no show high paying jobs as a reward)

We no longer have that so...that's why the system doesn't work well.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP)

367 If you saw this license plate on a Porsche, SUCC33D, how would you interpret it?
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"In a row?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM (YIVH2)

368 365 @DanielEstrin
Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders. ...
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (e2onP)

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Mark got laid off yesterday. I feel for Mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

369 She's built for maneuverability, not speed.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM

Sopwith Cameltoe

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM (GDJBM)

370 >>Tirien Steinbach . . . is "currently on leave,"


And the disruptive students who wouldn't allow the guest speaker to speak????

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM (mqu1M)

371 Heard somebody make an interesting point of which I was unaware (I think it was Conrad Black on Gorka's radio show -- who himself was a victim of corrupt U.S. prosecutors): apparently, the United States is the only country in the world that elects its prosecutors -- and that this has has disastrous consequences for justice.
Posted by: ShainS
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Appointed prosecutors are no better. Witness how the Biden administration controls the prosecution of its own administration via corrupt apparatchik Garland. Conrad was a victim of appointed federal prosecutors, not state elected ones.

Politics is always downstream from society and when society accepts outright perversion, corruption, and evil without a blink, then no form of government known to man is incorruptible nor those in government offices.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (oZSqn)

372 Are the crab cakes really worth it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (40DMX)


A true Maryland jumbo lump crab cake is amazing. NEVER get a crab cake outside of Maryland.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (iY8R7)

373 366 When you have a populace that's corrupt from top to bottom, wallowing in deceit and ignorance, nothing can work.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (MvF+J)

374 The C.S. Lewis novel 'Til We Have Faces is a retelling of the story of Cupid and Psyche.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (eGTCV)

375 Weirdest casting of a white man as a Japanese man in film?


Marlon Brando as Sakini in Tea House of the August Moon

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

376 >>Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders. ...


Hey, have you seen the DC NPR HQ?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (mqu1M)

377
Notice how Democrats aren't using their favorite S-word when it comes to woke banks -- Subsidizing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (EAJXn)

378
Are the crab cakes really worth it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2023


***
I'm beginning to think a big NO.

Posted by: Anne Tyler at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

379 If you saw this license plate on a Porsche, SUCC33D, how would you interpret it?
----
"In a row?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM

Pete Buttigeig's car?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (GDJBM)

380 NPR people are not passionate, sharp, and warm. They sound practically comatose on air.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (Y5qcH)

381 >Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders. ...
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (e2onP)


Nina Totenberg and Mara Liasson have spare bedrooms, i bet.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (PiwSw)

382 Please spare a thought for the 100 people at @npr, 10% of the workforce, being laid off today, Thurs and Fri due to a $30 million advertising shortfall. The people I've met at NPR are passionate, sharp and warm. We all stand on each other's shoulders. ...
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (e2onP)
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Okay, I'll spare a thought.

Each and every person in every part of America's Unimedia structure is a voluntary and willing propagandist, liar and enemy of truth. The more of you that end up in breadlines, the better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)



I agree.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

383 Each and every person in every part of America's Unimedia structure is a voluntary and willing propagandist, liar and enemy of truth.

Unlike the taxpayers who are forced to subsidize their lies and propaganda.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (eOEVl)

384 Be less white poster for sure.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (ytSiK)

385 33D would be a somewhat slender woman with large tracts of land right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (lc5cP)

386 379 If you saw this license plate on a Porsche, SUCC33D, how would you interpret it?
----
"In a row?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 23, 2023 10:45 AM

Pete Buttigeig's car?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (GDJBM)

Has more of a Kamala tinge to it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (KbCG3)

387 Electing prosecutors works when you have an informed citizen electorate that will punish bad elected officials and elected officials that actually care about being voted out (as opposed to getting no show high paying jobs as a reward)

We no longer have that so...that's why the system doesn't work well.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP)
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The flip side is also true. Appointing prosecutors works when you have a reasonably lawful government that will punish bad appointed officials by ejecting and replacing them, rather than encouraging those officials with permanent job security for their service to the state and party interests.

We no longer have that, so that's why the system wouldn't work well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (t0OGg)

388 A true Maryland jumbo lump crab cake is amazing. NEVER get a crab cake outside of Maryland.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (iY8R7)

Most of their crabs come from Louisiana.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (Y5qcH)

389 And the disruptive students who wouldn't allow the guest speaker to speak????
Posted by: Lizzy
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Got to start somewhere and I get the idea that the administrator herself helped plan the whole shebang. She had a prepared printed denunciation speech ready for her moment.

You will end a lot of this shit if you go after the administrators that are fomenting this and using students as cats paws.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (oZSqn)

390 341 I just had to share this headline from on online paper about a college campus being locked down. You probably have to sign in to read the comments but even the headline is funny:

https://tinyurl.com/nas2y69d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (FUVRY)



Lol. These are the top thinkers in our nation.

The humor is compounded by the fact that not only is curling iron not a weapon, but indeed it is an essential part of any first aid kit for cauterizing wounds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (40DMX)

391 One of my favorite Pres. Trump moments was when he called out how shitty Baltimore was and Elijah Cummings tweeted back that if he thought that, he should visit West Baltimore (I think), which was the only affluent part of the city.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)


There are very few affluent parts of Balmer anymore. West Baltimore aint one of them. Watch The Wire - it's quite the accurate depiction.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (iY8R7)

392 Okay, I'll spare a thought.

Each and every person in every part of America's Unimedia structure is a voluntary and willing propagandist, liar and enemy of truth. The more of you that end up in breadlines, the better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:44 AM

Can I borrow your thought?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (GDJBM)

393 Anyone know whether Tara Reade ever filed a police report against Pedosniffer Joe? Because if not her testimony in Congress (via request by Gaetz and MTG) is another nottaburger.

The people of this dystopia are unphased by requests for information and replies to obfuscation consisting of sternly worded letters just won't do.

Also, *types* *deletes*




Posted by: micky at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (3byMq)

394 NPR people are not passionate, sharp, and warm. They sound practically comatose on air.

Did any one of them ever go up against Peterson?

Watching that guy destroy European and Canadian media talking heads was some of the best video I've watched in a long time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (lc5cP)

395 370 >>Tirien Steinbach . . . is "currently on leave,"

And the disruptive students who wouldn't allow the guest speaker to speak????


See my #356.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (eOEVl)

396 There's no good solution to the prosecutor problem. Electing prosecutors is a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption but appointing them is also a massive vector for misbehavior and corruption. A prosecution service will always be walking a razor's edge between tyranny and chaos regardless of how it's seated.

Although embracing both tyranny *and* chaos is entirely possible, and the Soros DAs make that their mission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (t0OGg)
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Good point.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM (+lwg5)

397 Can I borrow your thought?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (GDJBM)
++++
Have at it. No charge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM (t0OGg)

398 391 One of my favorite Pres. Trump moments was when he called out how shitty Baltimore was and Elijah Cummings tweeted back that if he thought that, he should visit West Baltimore (I think), which was the only affluent part of the city.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

There are very few affluent parts of Balmer anymore. West Baltimore aint one of them. Watch The Wire - it's quite the accurate depiction.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (iY8R7)

Then maybe it was East Baltimore. I can't remember. Point was, Trump called it shitty and Cummings pointed to the one place that wasn't a complete dumpster fire.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

399 At the septuagenarian radio club, I keep hammering on them that we're all no more than five years from the grave, and we must recruit young members or the club will die with us. But there's always the guy who says, "No! We need more old-timers and more spark-gap operators."
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow
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Internet, smart phones.

Also, see: Elks Club, VFW, Rotary, Civitan, etc.

All of the glue and common goals that used to hold communities together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Extra at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM (+huLN)

400 There are very few affluent parts of Balmer anymore. West Baltimore aint one of them. Watch The Wire - it's quite the accurate depiction.
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Shoosh, John Hopkins has concrete outposts surrounding the campus much like the Maginot Line.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (ppL7t)

401 380 NPR people are not passionate, sharp, and warm. They sound practically comatose on air.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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You ever listened to old Soviet broadcasts--not for the language but the tone and presentation?.

If you can find it via YouTube, SCTV did a hilarious lampoon of it via the plot of the Soviets taking over SCTV's regular broadcast.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (oZSqn)

402 Appointed prosecutors are no better. Witness how the Biden administration controls the prosecution of its own administration via corrupt apparatchik Garland. Conrad was a victim of appointed federal prosecutors, not state elected ones.

Politics is always downstream from society and when society accepts outright perversion, corruption, and evil without a blink, then no form of government known to man is incorruptible nor those in government offices.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (oZSqn)
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Good point as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (+lwg5)

403 @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
BREAKING: Apple plans to spend $1 billion a year to produce movies that will be released in theaters - Bloomberg

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I)

404
You will end a lot of this shit if you go after the administrators that are fomenting this and using students as cats paws.


These are law students at one of America's top law firms (arguably the top), not kids in high school. I refuse to describe them as hapless victims. They knew exactly what they were doing. They were drunk on the power.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (eOEVl)

405 It's funny, I don't see a lot of news clips from reporters waiting outside of these HQs hoping to catch up with some recently laid off employees.

I guess it's only news when Elon and Twitter do it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (KbCG3)

406 She's built for maneuverability, not speed.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2023 10:41 AM (gmo/4)


Great, now I'm trying to figure out how she folds her wings during sex. Work on my desk today is really boring.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (ZENgc)

407 Wrapping up a week of 'follies of white wimen?'

The overall painting is very pretty; the wings are fantistic. The myth behind the title of the painting is weird, and so are those beautiful wings on the young woman. Might hang but not in any primary living area. Thanks.

---
Off topic; Ramadan 2023 begins the evening of March 23 and lasts 30 days, ending sundown April 21.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (GshMh)

408 law schools, not law firms

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (eOEVl)

409 Since 2021 Tiffany & Co. has been owned by LVMH (Vuitton), after nearly going under during The Unpleasantness. I don't think they serve breakfast any more.

They sold out immediately after I finally bought my wife a gift from there, after putting it off for decades. The presumed status value dried up overnight.
Still, a nice little ring, although her horsewhip has held up better.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (jYCXf)

410 A true Maryland jumbo lump crab cake is amazing. NEVER get a crab cake outside of Maryland.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:46 AM (iY8R7)

Most of their crabs come from Louisiana.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:47 AM (Y5qcH)


While many locals will vehemently disagree, I don't care where the crabs come from - as long as it's blue crab and prepared Maryland style. Many locals say they'll only consider crabs from the Chesapeake Bay. I say that's stupid. Blue crab from the Gulf is outstanding -- as long as it's cooked our way (steamed - NEVER boiled).

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM (iY8R7)

411 More equity!

46-year-old transgender cyclist wins NYC race, claims to feel like a "superhero" after crushing female competitors

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)

412 398 391 One of my favorite Pres. Trump moments was when he called out how shitty Baltimore was and Elijah Cummings tweeted back that if he thought that, he should visit West Baltimore (I think), which was the only affluent part of the city.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Too bad for the late Elijah. The Trump curse got him.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:52 AM (oZSqn)

413 403 @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
BREAKING: Apple plans to spend $1 billion a year to produce movies that will be released in theaters - Bloomberg
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I)

=======

They have movies from Ridley Scott and Martin Scorsese nearing completion.

The idea that they were going to make back their money from those two (probably a solid half of the billion dollar investment) was always silly through streaming.

Streaming giants were just another path towards becoming new movie studios.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

414 NPR people are not passionate, sharp, and warm. They sound practically comatose on air.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


***
National Propaganda Radio

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 23, 2023 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

415 BREAKING: Apple plans to spend $1 billion a year to produce movies that will be released in theaters - Bloomberg
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I)


So one movie every two years?

Posted by: James Cameron at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (h5TKJ)

416 although her horsewhip has held up better.


*spock eyebrow*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (yQpMk)

417 I'm thinking: "She's got a comically small head like some weird bug . . ." and then I see the butterfly wings and . . .

I guess this painting works from that perspective. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (6iRBQ)

418 Somehow my Greek Myth class skipped Psyche and Eros. I looked her up to figure out what the box in the painting was about.

"The future goddess Psyche’s last and most frightening challenge was to descend into the underworld, the kingdom of the dead. All to return with a box of sleeping potion/beauty cream from Persephone, the Queen of the Underworld.

This required her to painfully ignore the pleas for help from all the unfortunate souls she encountered on her way. This task was her longest and hardest, but she succeeded. Psyche was so exhausted by the effort when she finally succeeded that she took some of the potions for herself.

Finding Psyche in a deep sleep and deeply moved by her accomplishing these tasks all for the love of him, Eros rubbed the potion from her eyes and returned it to the box which he sent on to his mother."

Posted by: Synova at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (BD/yx)

419 Also, see: Elks Club, VFW, Rotary, Civitan, etc.

All of the glue and common goals that used to hold communities together.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Extra at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM

Lions Club, Moose Club as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (GDJBM)

420 46-year-old transgender cyclist wins NYC race, claims to feel like a "superhero" after crushing female competitors
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)
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Yup. Heroic. Inspirational.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (t0OGg)

421 Then maybe it was East Baltimore. I can't remember. Point was, Trump called it shitty and Cummings pointed to the one place that wasn't a complete dumpster fire.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2023 10:49 AM (KbCG3)


I caught what you meant. I bet the affluent area(s) are the only ones Cummings ever visits. Ditto Kwiesi Mfume.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:54 AM (iY8R7)

422
"SUCC33D"

https://tinyurl.com/2bwfm82d

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 23, 2023 10:54 AM (EAJXn)

423 The iPhone is sort of out of place. Lose it, and the wings, and she's a One.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:54 AM (tkR6S)

424 >Consorts. Both Audrey and George Peppard were kept consorts of big wealth. I've always thought that Peppard's role was created by Capote to represent Thomas Wolfe who was pretty much kept by a Jewish NYC woman who had lots of bucks.

Did a plan come together?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2023 10:54 AM (44ww/)

425 I would love to reanimate Mencken and let him loose on today's Baltimore just to see what he would say about it. My guess, is most of his positive comments on blacks of his day might no longer be supportive today.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (ppL7t)

426 These are law students at one of America's top law firms (arguably the top), not kids in high school. I refuse to describe them as hapless victims. They knew exactly what they were doing. They were drunk on the power.
Posted by: Archimedes
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You haven't been around universities or high schools recently have you. Most of the current generations start adulting (their word for it) in the mid to late twenties via extended childhood. This learned helplessness leads them to go to administrators/principals/authority figures in order to register and validate their concerns to make the university 'safe' for them.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (oZSqn)

427 Cute, definitely not a dogface

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (mqu1M)

428 Great, now I'm trying to figure out how she folds her wings during sex. Work on my desk today is really boring.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 23, 2023 10:51 AM

Butterfly style?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (GDJBM)

429 424 >Consorts. Both Audrey and George Peppard were kept consorts of big wealth. I've always thought that Peppard's role was created by Capote to represent Thomas Wolfe who was pretty much kept by a Jewish NYC woman who had lots of bucks.

Did a plan come together?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Upscale ho's.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (oZSqn)

430 While many locals will vehemently disagree, I don't care where the crabs come from - as long as it's blue crab and prepared Maryland style. Many locals say they'll only consider crabs from the Chesapeake Bay. I say that's stupid. Blue crab from the Gulf is outstanding -- as long as it's cooked our way (steamed - NEVER boiled).

Yeah, a blue crab is a blue crab. Just Chesapeake Bay can only produce so much and it's less than the demand.

But I'll fight you on the boiled thing. Yanks don't know how to boil seafood anyway, so you probably screw it up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (Y5qcH)

431 The humor is compounded by the fact that not only is curling iron not a weapon, but indeed it is an essential part of any first aid kit for cauterizing wounds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2023 10:48 AM (40DMX)

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Out: Slap a hot iron on it!
In: Slap a curling iron on it!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (+lwg5)

432 Cute, definitely not a dogface
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (mqu1M)
++++
But she IS a pony soldier and you can take that to the bank, jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:56 AM (t0OGg)

433 Its raining pretty good out thar.....

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2023 10:56 AM (T4tVD)

434 "Suck thirty-three D's" -- is that Veep's SS codename??

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:56 AM (iY8R7)

435 You haven't been around universities or high schools recently have you. Most of the current generations start adulting (their word for it) in the mid to late twenties via extended childhood. This learned helplessness leads them to go to administrators/principals/authority figures in order to register and validate their concerns to make the university 'safe' for them.

My youngest is 26 and just got her Master's at Carnegie-Mellon last year. My 3rd graduated from SLS about 5 years ago. I think I'm reasonably up on the zeitgeist. I just refuse to excuse it.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 10:57 AM (eOEVl)

436 The account of Psyche that I found may have been a prettied up version for women play acting pagan goddess-hood.

Posted by: Synova at March 23, 2023 10:57 AM (BD/yx)

437 An 18-year-old takes out a staggering loan because his parents and every teacher tells them that it is the smart move. The rot is broader and deeper than ivy leagues.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2023 10:57 AM (44ww/)

438 Doesn't give the figures but...

@TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Biden approval dips near lowest point: AP-NORC poll

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (Vwz3I)

439 417 I'm thinking: "She's got a comically small head like some weird bug . . ." and then I see the butterfly wings and . . .

I guess this painting works from that perspective. Otherwise, not so much.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (6iRBQ)

Just wait until she unfurls her proboscis into a Cosmo.

Posted by: Buy you a drink? at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (B0ahs)

440 But I'll fight you on the boiled thing. Yanks don't know how to boil seafood anyway, so you probably screw it up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 10:55 AM (Y5qcH)


Fight accepted. BOOLED seafood, Louisiana style, works great for crawfish. Not crab.

Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (iY8R7)

441 >>But she IS a pony soldier and you can take that to the bank, jack.


But is "the juice worth the squeeze?"



*Apparently the Stanford DEI chick made this reference multiple times when protesting the speaker.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (mqu1M)

442 Yup. Heroic. Inspirational.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 10:53 AM (t0OGg)

The Party of Women

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (pJ87x)

443 438 Doesn't give the figures but...

@TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Biden approval dips near lowest point: AP-NORC poll
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (Vwz3I)

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Against what would we measure a presidential approval poll to determine its accuracy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

444 429 424 >Consorts. Both Audrey and George Peppard were kept consorts of big wealth. I've always thought that Peppard's role was created by Capote to represent Thomas Wolfe who was pretty much kept by a Jewish NYC woman who had lots of bucks.

Did a plan come together?
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Upscale ho's.
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Yep.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (ppL7t)

445 @406 I'm trying to figure out how she folds her wings during sex.

According to BB King in "Sweet Little Angel," they are not tucked under. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (jYCXf)

446
@TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Biden approval dips near lowest point: AP-NORC poll
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (Vwz3I)



To what, 48? Lying bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

447 You know whats so great about this place?

The unflagging optimism.

Heartwarming.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2023 10:59 AM (KATBx)

448 *Apparently the Stanford DEI chick made this reference multiple times when protesting the speaker.

A woman I used to work with used that expression all the time. It annoyed the hell out of me, but I'm an easygoing type*, so I said nothing.

*that's an outright lie.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (eOEVl)

449 Also, see: Elks Club, VFW, Rotary, Civitan, etc.

All of the glue and common goals that used to hold communities together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


The federal government took over the role of taking care of the community, which means nobody does it anymore. Niall Ferguson pointed this out at a cause of national death.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (lTGtQ)

450 An 18-year-old takes out a staggering loan because his parents and every teacher tells them that it is the smart move. The rot is broader and deeper than ivy leagues.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2023 10:57 AM (44ww/)
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There is also stupendous lying by colleges and counselors. They flat-out lie about earnings potential (there is a lot of cherry-picking of high-dollar locales that are then applied generally) to make it look like you can afford that debt by working it off.

This is sometimes true, depending on degree program and costs, but it is often a flat-out lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (t0OGg)

451 Fight accepted. BOOLED seafood, Louisiana style, works great for crawfish. Not crab.
Posted by: Doof at March 23, 2023 10:58 AM (iY8R7)

First of all, it's "berled" and it is superior on crabs and everything else.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (Y5qcH)

452 Thomas Wolfe who was pretty much kept by a Jewish NYC woman who had lots of bucks.

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Where do you sign up for one of these Jewish women?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (FVME7)

453 Peppard loves it when a plan comes together.

(make me explain...)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (44ww/)

454 >>A woman I used to work with used that expression all the time. It annoyed the hell out of me, but I'm an easygoing type*, so I said nothing.


What does it mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (mqu1M)

455 450 There is also stupendous lying by colleges and counselors. They flat-out lie about earnings potential (there is a lot of cherry-picking of high-dollar locales that are then applied generally) to make it look like you can afford that debt by working it off.

This is sometimes true, depending on degree program and costs, but it is often a flat-out lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2023 11:00 AM (t0OGg)

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I wonder if I fall into the statistics for English majors even though I work as a tester at a software company.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 23, 2023 11:01 AM (LvTSG)

456 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 23, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

457 445 @406 I'm trying to figure out how she folds her wings during sex.
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She can give you a basket job without the need for a basket.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 11:01 AM (ppL7t)

458 >>>
357 I haven't read the novel in many years. Bond was supposed to be an Ainu? Aren't they pretty much the "untouchables" of Japan?
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Yep. From the nothern Islands. Okinawans are also looked down upon by the main Island Japanese. Basically, both are consider the original aboriginal stock. Much like the Fairies in Ireland.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 23, 2023 10:42 AM (ppL7t)

In anime, there's always a subset of characters that are clearly the rednecks of Japanese culture. (Not yakuza or gangsters, but they dress down and have a weird rolling if the R's. It's a very distinctive accent in anime.) I assume these are based on Ainu?

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2023 11:03 AM (+mkOR)

459 Judges rarely defy the Party on important things. They know their role in this shell game. It occasionally happens, though.

Here? No way, not happening. Rigged, pointless soap opera elections are a key source of the regime's power, and no black-robed thug is going to upset the apple cart at this stage of the game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2023 11:04 AM (oINRc)

460 Serf on TERF...

Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray · 14h
Here we go.

https://tinyurl.com/yutmsdwn

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 11:04 AM (Vwz3I)

461 My youngest is 26 and just got her Master's at Carnegie-Mellon last year. My 3rd graduated from SLS about 5 years ago. I think I'm reasonably up on the zeitgeist. I just refuse to excuse it.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Ask your children about their erstwhile fellow students and their sensitivities. Started in K12 and moved to college during the Obama years and now is in graduate programs. Learned helplessness and victimhood for student activists and it always has some measure of support by an administrator or some other staff member.

That is why reforming education is almost impossible now from inside the system--the 'customers' are so important that the mission is forgotten.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 11:06 AM (oZSqn)

462 Dick in the box for her long trip to N Mexico for "relief" ?.

B) Ginger Nuts?

Posted by: safristi at March 23, 2023 11:06 AM (qktfm)

463 Doesn't give the figures but...

@TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Biden approval dips near lowest point: AP-NORC poll


https://tinyurl.com/ye6ejn2f

39% approval. So "the lowest point" with which he starts each poll could be 35 points.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2023 11:06 AM (amJF4)

464 459 Judges rarely defy the Party on important things. They know their role in this shell game. It occasionally happens, though.

Here? No way, not happening. Rigged, pointless soap opera elections are a key source of the regime's power, and no black-robed thug is going to upset the apple cart at this stage of the game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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When you are playing Jenga, one never knows precisely what block is removed that causes the whole structure to come down. Arguably, Dred Scott case, resurrected from the dead by Taney, resulted in the Civil War by removing any way for the political system (federal and state) to compromise over slavery.

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 11:08 AM (oZSqn)

465 There is also stupendous lying by colleges and counselors. They flat-out lie about earnings potential (there is a lot of cherry-picking of high-dollar locales that are then applied generally) to make it look like you can afford that debt by working it off.

This is sometimes true, depending on degree program and costs, but it is often a flat-out lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I know of one program in Communications that cited the average salary for its graduates (but ignored the fact that it included a NBA star and his salary that had nothing to do with his degree in those averages).

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2023 11:10 AM (oZSqn)

466 I would love to reanimate Mencken

Yes, I'd enjoy hearing him meet you. Maybe you should read from a different anthology, because Mencken did not like you. He made fun of you. Mencken said often, and in so many words, that you are the problem. So this will be great.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 11:12 AM (jYCXf)

467 This is now the fifth pilot incapacitation that I’m aware of in the past two weeks. I will post more details as they become available.
@SouthwestAir @USFreedomFlyers @DocPeteChambers @LTCTheresaLong @P_McCulloughMD
1:55 PM · Mar 22, 2023 · 3.6M Views
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 10:19 AM (Vwz3I)

Stewardess gets on P.A.: "Anybody here know how to fly an airplane? No, there's nothing wrong. Just curious."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 11:16 AM (tkR6S)

468 I liked her better on the White Rock soda labels.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 23, 2023 11:48 AM (WusEB)

469 "Should I open it?"

Posted by: m at March 23, 2023 04:45 PM (mn2bz)

470 Tinkerbells big sister Dinglebell

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 23, 2023 05:22 PM (wGqjj)

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