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OMG: Government of Newark, NJ, Agrees to Become Sister Cities With The Hindu Nation of Kailaasa
Oh, BTW, Khailassa Doesn't Exist and Is Completely Made Up and Newark Just Didn't Bother Checking

The city got scammed into scheduling a reception and signing a trade agreement with a fictional country made up by an internet troll.

It's a textbook case of an overseas scam -- except the victim was an American city.

Officials in Newark, New Jersey were initially thrilled to partner with the Hindu nation of the United States of Kailasa-- the only problem?

The country doesn't exist.

After hosting "delegates" from the made-up country at a formal ceremony in January, City Hall has now admitted the whole thing was a scam led by notorious Indian fugitive Swami Nithyananda.

Newark officials said the agreement only lasted for six days and was rendered "baseless and void," adding that no money was exchanged in the ceremony.

...

During the signing ceremony on Jan. 12, New Mayor Ras Baraka told the fake delegates: "I pray that our relationship helps us to understand cultural, social, and political development and improves the lives of everybody in both places."

Kailasa is supposedly a Hindu country... located on an island off the coast of Ecuador.

A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador? Hindus have a colony in South America?!?!

Sure, why not. Go with it, City of Newark.

I mean, it sounds like one of those fake countries they make up for on cheesy TV shows or Marvel movies, but go with it.

"No one in City Hall, not one person did a Google search, so maybe we need a transformation of City Hall because not one person said, 'Let me go and Google and figure out this was a fake city,'" resident Shakee Merritt told CBS.

Trust your government bureaucrats and experts. They know best, Peons.

Here's Kailaasa's website, if you want to schedule a visit. Note that this is a scam country so I'd have your antivirus software set to Full Shields before visiting.

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM




Comments

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1 WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:08 PM (zZu0s)

2 People are still doing 'sister cities'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

3 How about time capsules?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

4 I hereby claim this thread for Peruvia!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (NgqoH)

5 Top. Men.

Posted by: Zeera 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted! at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (u/nTb)

6 For New Jersey, maybe put in some cannoli and a .38 special with the serial number filed off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

7 Read the content. NOOB.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (JMAcK)

8 "No one in City Hall, not one person did a Google search, so maybe we need a transformation of City Hall because not one person said, 'Let me go and Google and figure out this was a fake city,'" resident Shakee Merritt told CBS.

===========

"But I voted for everyone in city hall and will again because Republicans hate the gays."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

9 Never forget, folks.

These are the people in charge of regulations covering your healthcare, education, guns/defense, etc.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (9aYjv)

10 They got all their scammed money back in the Nigerian lotto.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (rqgpJ)

11 The Hindu Nation of Kailasa
____________

It was founded by a Nigerian Prince.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)

12 Nooded first.

Hat trick.

I think this calls for boobs. Or paying more attention to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

13 RuthKanda Forever

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (L5XjV)

14 1. It's Newark
2. It's Newark...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (NgqoH)

15 Oh, that’s hilarious.

They should’ve gone with Loompahland.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (hTf8I)

16 **Snerk!**

This makes me very happy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (BTgKJ)

17 Ultimately, though, this is a great illustration of our "elites".

There was an opportunity to showcase their tolerance and diversity virtue signaling, SO EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DUE DILIGENCE was ignored.

I'd be amazed except it's now commonplace.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (JMAcK)

18 This is right up there with the British school boys convincing the captain of a British ship to receive a delegation from an fake African nation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (2YtOq)

19 Actually, the cure for toenail fungus was discovered in a lab in The Hindu Nation of Kailasa.

True story.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (lf83v)

20 From Census.gov

Newark, NJ
White alone, percent: 22.7

hahahaha

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (9aYjv)

21 Pretty funny. To be fair, the people working there are probably at least 80% checked out of their jobs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

22 It's hard to believe that the ballots of Newark could elect a Mayor worse than Corey Booker, but apparently the ballots were up to the task.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (n/8Ck)

23 It's New Jersey, who cares?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (ncXxy)

24 Remember this, blue and green hair is not danger hair, it's a uniform.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 15, 2023 02:12 PM (EWtCc)

25
Add geography to math illiteracy.

Or is that English?

Are we still funding Ebonics?

Posted by: Auspex at March 15, 2023 02:12 PM (QarLh)

26 Nigerian Prince! Time to up your game. Got beat out by an Indian hustler.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 02:12 PM (lEejK)

27 21 Pretty funny. To be fair, the people working there are probably at least 80% checked out of their jobs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

=========

That's not possible.

Becoming a government employee makes one more moral and dedicated to the good of the people.

To think otherwise is racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

28 The country used to exist until it disbanded after getting linked up with Newark as a sister city.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (rqgpJ)

29 What's so raucously funny about this is that apparently this didn't involve money. There's no mention of money in the linked article.

If my assumption is correct and this *didn't* involve money, then the dude pulled the con just to humiliate the idiot mayor of Newark. In other words, he appears to have it it just for the lulz.

I can appreciate that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

30 And people wonder why Newark is such a fucking woke disaster.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc)

31 Snooki from the shore wants a word.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (DMyTF)

32 29 What's so raucously funny about this is that apparently this didn't involve money. There's no mention of money in the linked article.

If my assumption is correct and this *didn't* involve money, then the dude pulled the con just to humiliate the idiot mayor of Newark. In other words, he appears to have it it just for the lulz.

I can appreciate that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

=========

The trolls shall set you free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

33 Ghetto scholarship at its finest. Outwitting members of Club 85 is pretty tough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:13 PM (r4PDB)

34 >>>4 I hereby claim this thread for Peruvia!

Peruvia will have its moment in the sun again, Fellow Citizen of the Eternal Nation.

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (BvUNN)

35 11 The Hindu Nation of Kailasa
____________

It was founded by a Nigerian Prince.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)

Does it accept all modalities?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (BTgKJ)

36 "Newark officials said ... that no money was exchanged in the ceremony."

I know it's bullshit, because 'Newark officials' aren't going to do anything that doesn't line their fucking pockets somehow. They wouldn't bother with it.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

37 Bwahahaha.

Oh, my power has been off for a week, and will probably go off agai

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (zB/T/)

38 Milli Vanilli, The Eiffel tower sale, and Now the Newark Kailasa.

Posted by: scampydog at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (2bFN5)

39 Corey Bookers town, right?

Posted by: dave's not here, man at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (raPis)

40 For the ette's, dear lord, in the prior link on the house in Pompeii, there is a giant schlong.

I think Sandra Fluke would be scared.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

41
I think I read a year or so ago that Newark spends $35,000 per year, per pupil for education. One million dollars a year per classroom.

They still turn out barely literate boneheads.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (enJYY)

42 I guess I waited too long to pull my own practical joke to fake Newark into becoming a sister city with Nerdocrumbisia.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (TNyrE)

43 Remember how we used to wonder how the Impossible Missions Force could fool their targets, even with convincing documentation and the like? We thought, "Oh, who's gonna fall for that?"

I give you . . . the city of Newark, New Jersey.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

44 Piperistan is looking to buddy up, Newark- we are neighbors of Ukraine and in grave danger of collateral damage. Please send cash.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

45 This is why they don't let them pump their own gas.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (rqgpJ)

46 This is pretty damn funny.

Lazy, incompetent, virtue signaling assholes. And they will all win re-election.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (U2p+3)

47 Looked up Ras Baraka. The man is black, and the son of black activists, and an "educator". Coulda knocked me over with a feather.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (tkR6S)

48 People are still doing 'sister cities'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)


There are a few signs up around here listing our sister cities. The only one I remember offhand is Limerick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

49 I never really understood the idea of "sister cities," anyway. Like, is there a formal exchange program? Goods shipped from one to the other? Pen pals?

Maybe it was kind of neat or whatever before the Internet, but now, I'unno. What's the point?

Is there even a graft or corruption angle? Help me out here.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (l8gTz)

50 What's more embarrassing for Newark, partnering with The Hindu Nation of Kailasa or electing Corey Booker as Mayor?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)

51 And during that 6 days of the agreement, if you told them it was a fake country you would have been banned from FB and labeled a bigoted disinformation peddler an puppet of Putin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (+68Ze)

52 48 There are a few signs up around here listing our sister cities. The only one I remember offhand is Limerick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

========

Limerick...Italy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

53 The important question is, though: were there "interpreters" involved?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (2YtOq)

54 I went from shaking my head in anger and sorrow when I read the Jan 6 thread to shaking my head and laughing after reading this one.

Only at AoS.

Posted by: RM at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (0eYOS)

55 Is that idiot Springsteen from Newark? If he's not, he should be.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (DMyTF)

56 Next week on PornHub: Step Sister Cities.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

57 There are a few signs up around here listing our sister cities. The only one I remember offhand is Limerick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

Ahhh, where they created MuldoonGPT 2.0.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

58 Bwahahaha.

Oh, my power has been off for a week, and will probably go off agai
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM (zB/T/)
++++
Are you in South Africa?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (t0OGg)

59 Kailaasa next to Wakandas, yo

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (9aYjv)

60 I hereby claim this thread for Peruvia!

Peruvia will have its moment in the sun again, Fellow Citizen of the Eternal Nation.
Posted by: ace


Peruvian Marching Powder for everyone!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (lEejK)

61 See also the same level of due diligence was done before imposing Covid restrictions.

Except it isn't funny, people lost their jobs, their businesses, their health and some even their lives.

Because of a crappy high school science fair project that got laundered through a holy computer model said six feet was a magical distance to stop the spread.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (Watld)

62 @30

>>And people wonder why Newark is such a fucking woke disaster.

The only thing keeping Newark afloat are welfare payments from the state, the Hub around downtown, The Rock and NJPAC.

I go to NJPAC about ten times a year, that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (n/8Ck)

63 What’s the name of the country that King Harv rules?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (hTf8I)

64 56 Next week on PornHub: Step Sister Cities.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

65 Next up: Biden Sends $500 Billion in Aid to Grand Duchy of Fenwick (c/o a Nigerian Prince) after It Declares War on Russia.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (VDVEC)

66 40 Pompeii has a lot of sexual imagery in Ye Olde Brothel.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

67 How did they eventually figure it out?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (uPgE/)

68 So...No Kailasa, and no young washroom attendants at the Kailasa Hilton?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (jM1wU)

69 Top men I tell ya, top men!

We are doomed.

Thank God I'm old enough that I won't be around to see the destruction. I'll be happily in my Batesville at Oak Lawn TYVM.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (eF5YL)

70 >>>City Hall has now admitted the whole thing was a scam led by notorious Indian fugitive Swami Nithyananda.

>Seriously. Swami? There's just no way this could be the stage name for a snake charmer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (Jg7EG)

71 A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador? Hindus have a colony in South America?!?!

Not off the coast of South America. They're all over North America though.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (R4B0F)

72 "This agreement was vetted using the same governmental diligence applied in enforcing the vaccine mandate.

You're welcome!"

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (N66D6)

73 The city official are now furiously canceling the plans for the Wakanda honorary reception they had planned.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (cUYo/)

74 Limerick...Italy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

As in Helsinki, Sweden. - Finland.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

75 Peruvia has the cleanest whores in all of West American.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (yQpMk)

76 >>>And people wonder why Newark is such a fucking woke disaster.

You'd think they'd learned after they renewed their car warranties and "fixed" their Microsoft Windows problems.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (PyOKD)

77 Oh, boy. The twinidiots are having a presser. Austin and Milley sitting down to pee...

...unprofessional (said in Sylvester the cat's Mel Blanc voice)

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (3byMq)

78 This is fucking hilarious !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (NtVYv)

79 I think the founding of Newark is a scam. Like someone was selling immigrants prime property in New York, but when the immigrants arrived, the scammers were like: Here you go! It's Newark! Well, wait... I thought you said New York?
Yeah, Newark! That is what I said!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (+68Ze)

80 >>>4 I hereby claim this thread for Peruvia!

Peruvia will have its moment in the sun again, Fellow Citizen of the Eternal Nation.
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2023 02:14 PM


All hail Peruvia!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Roehm at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (4p7Em)

81 Well.... Wakanda was already taken... sister City of DC.

Posted by: God of Reporters who hates Journalists at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (oHd/0)

82 >56 Next week on PornHub: Step Sister Cities.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

*snort*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (NgqoH)

83 50 What's more embarrassing for Newark, partnering with The Hindu Nation of Kailasa or electing Corey Booker as Mayor?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)


Embarrassing for Newark?

They elected ME 5 TIMES!


Posted by: Sharpe James: please do not look into my shady personal finances at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (l0Cy4)

84 Ugh. Off, dead Nahhhzi sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (4p7Em)

85 "But I voted for everyone in city hall and will again because Republicans hate the gays."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM

This is why I'm surprised no one checked. Sure, they're lazy and incompetent, but I'd expect a simple check to make sure the country wasn't some kind of fascist LGBTQIA+ oppressing theocracy the left would hate.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (cIxcV)

86 Caller ID for the last call about extended car warranties said it was from Kailasa.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (rqgpJ)

87 I never really understood the idea of "sister cities," anyway. Like, is there a formal exchange program? Goods shipped from one to the other? Pen pals?

Maybe it was kind of neat or whatever before the Internet, but now, I'unno. What's the point?

Is there even a graft or corruption angle? Help me out here.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023


***
I guess the term was created on analogy with "sister ships," naval vessels built on the same platform but with differing registration numbers and the like (e.g., aircraft carriers Forrestal and Saratoga). But then we refer to ships as "female."

I suppose we also do that for cities. Or we used to. ("How dare you assume gender, h8r, even if it's a city!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

88 They should have been suspicious when they heard the guy and he sounded like he was in a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts, jack.

Posted by: Fake President at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (U7hCZ)

89 Would have been really fun if Joe had shown up and said how he spent his childhood dreaming of visiting Kailasa.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (DcKNO)

90 Posted by: God of Reporters who hates Journalists at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (oHd/0)

/checks sock.... laughs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (oHd/0)

91 81 Well.... Wakanda was already taken... sister City of DC.
Posted by: God of Reporters who hates Journalists at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (oHd/0)

=========

"This will not stand!!!!"
-KEEEEEV

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

92 If you partner with Kaffiristan, do their ambassadors come over and pee in your river upstream?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (BTgKJ)

93 So... how are the ladies in Khailassa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

94 Ain't this the same city that has seen two Republican council members killed and it isn't even a scandal?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (Watld)

95
West Michigan was loaded up with Hollanders in the late 1800's, who are the same as Afrikaners/Boers.

They're rich bastards now, just ask Betsy De Vos.

5 Million each for the damages isn't too much to ask.

Posted by: Auspex at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (QarLh)

96 I'm amazed that even fake countries that are explicit scams want to be associated with New Jersey.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (ppBhU)

97 Khailassa's main export is arugula. It just ain't right, man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

98 I never really understood the idea of "sister cities," anyway. Like, is there a formal exchange program? Goods shipped from one to the other? Pen pals?

Maybe it was kind of neat or whatever before the Internet, but now, I'unno. What's the point?

Is there even a graft or corruption angle? Help me out here.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (l8gTz)

Mostly an excuse for politicians to get taxpayer-funded junkets to exotic localities. And maybe boink under-age hookers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

99 Yahbut, the curries are outta this world, yo!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (jzzG8)

100 I haven't read the comments yet but I'm taking the over on more than 2 comments about the Peruvian delegation.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (hg4Xf)

101 Although Newark getting scammed is funny, a Caribbean based Hindu nation is not that ridiculous. Trinidad and Tobago, off the coast of Venezuela, have large Hindu populations. At one time England imported large numbers of Indian workers to them.

Posted by: ambisinistral at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (ZaYJP)

102 City Hall has now admitted the whole thing was a scam led by notorious Indian fugitive Swami Nithyananda.
_______

And the dude is a suspected rapist!

Good job, Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Good.

Job.

Guess they got distracted by his red dot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)

103 Freaking autocorrect ruins my snark.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (hg4Xf)

104 Newark = Wokeonda

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (pohLc)

105 71 I think the island of Trinidad has a lot of Hindus. A lot of Indians there, as I understand it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (hTf8I)

106 Too funny. This actually made my day. Low bar as it's a shitty day but still. Love the one guy being interviewed. Like nobody did a google search? Nope, genius in government!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (GwxCX)

107 I wonder how many times Newark's city funds have been sent to tech support scammers. I bet there are a *ton* of gift card purchases on the books somewhere...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

108
Newark. They seem vaccinated.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (enJYY)

109 Still more believable than reparations.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (U7hCZ)

110 >50 What's more embarrassing for Newark, partnering with The Hindu Nation of Kailasa or electing Corey Booker as Mayor?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)

That's 'Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker to you!

~Sen. Corey (I'm not a fag) Booker

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (NgqoH)

111 I am guessing the ladies all look like the clickbait, photoshopped women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

112 I wonder if it is anywhere near Zamunda, King Joffe Joffer says hi !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (NtVYv)

113 89 Would have been really fun if Joe had shown up and said how he spent his childhood dreaming of visiting Kailasa.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (DcKNO)

Yeah, I coulda been King of Wakanda, but I decided the needed a Womanz to runz duh place... so after I fought off the Panther guy... I came back to America.

Posted by: Joe Biduh... at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (oHd/0)

114 The tip off should have been that they were the same outfits from Coming to America with Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall. Zumunda!<Fumunda!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

115 The important question is, though: were there "interpreters" inv


Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave..
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (lEejK)

116 This is why I'm surprised no one checked. Sure, they're lazy and incompetent, but I'd expect a simple check to make sure the country wasn't some kind of fascist LGBTQIA+ oppressing theocracy the left would hate.

Wouldn't matter. Ukraine is apparently very unwoke and military units occasionally use Nazi symbols, but somehow they're totes OK because RUSSIA BAD.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (l8gTz)

117 I'm amazed that even fake countries that are explicit scams want to be associated with New Jersey.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 15, 2023 02:19 PM (ppBhU)
++++
No woman - not even a whore - wants to hear that she must take a back seat to pressing business in Newark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

118 The "brains" at the Pentagon are speaking.

I'm sure our enemies are quaking in their boots.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (eF5YL)

119 There are a few signs up around here listing our sister cities. The only one I remember offhand is Limerick.
Posted by: Jordan61

Is Muldoon the Mayor ?

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (T4tVD)

120 Nobody wants to be a Sister city with Freedonia?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (L5XjV)

121 104 Newark = Wokeonda
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (pohLc)

/Golfclap

Posted by: Joe Biduh... at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)

122 LlLlLlLloyd!1!!11!

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (3byMq)

123 116 This is why I'm surprised no one checked. Sure, they're lazy and incompetent, but I'd expect a simple check to make sure the country wasn't some kind of fascist LGBTQIA+ oppressing theocracy the left would hate.

Wouldn't matter. Ukraine is apparently very unwoke and military units occasionally use Nazi symbols, but somehow they're totes OK because RUSSIA BAD.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (l8gTz)

I have not seen anyone condemning Uganda yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

124 All hail Peruvia!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Roehm at March 15, 2023 02:18 PM (4p7Em)

We welcome the nation of Peruvia and extend an offer of peace and commerce. We stand ready to meet all your "leather" needs.

Posted by: Corinthia Chamber of Commerce at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (PyOKD)

125 120 Nobody wants to be a Sister city with Freedonia?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (L5XjV)

========

Hail! Hail, Freedonia, hail!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

126 "So... how are the ladies in Khailassa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD"


Khailaasa may not exist but there are probably already pron sites for it.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (cUYo/)

127 120 Nobody wants to be a Sister city with Freedonia?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (L5XjV)

/sings...

Land of the Brave, anddddd Freeeeeee....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)

128 Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (lEejK)

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How dare you! My mother was a saint!!

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (uPgE/)

129 If I had time etc. I'd love to troll a city like this. I would call it Fumunda. A Muslim workers paradise! Welcome to Minneapolis Sister City to Fumunda.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (GwxCX)

130 We are ruled by the best, that's for sure.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (TgBWG)

131 Kailaasa is a trans-nation, so it's okay.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (sVtYq)

132 Just saw the Capitol Police body cam of J6 protestors leaving when asked.

The F*cking Code Pink protestors loud and unruly and non-compliante when they disrupted hearings.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (z8KsW)

133 When I smelled the curry and BO, I knew it was authentic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (Jg7EG)

134 How did they eventually figure it out?
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:16 PM (uPgE/)
______________

Swami Nithyananda couldn't keep a straight face.

Srsly, though, did no one at all in the Newark city government have a scintilla of intellectual curiosity to look up this place just for his own information??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (r4PDB)

135 126 "So... how are the ladies in Khailassa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD"


Khailaasa may not exist but there are probably already pron sites for it.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (cUYo/)

CutiesOfKhailassa.com?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (oHd/0)

136 I think the island of Trinidad has a lot of Hindus. A lot of Indians there, as I understand it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Comanches ?

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (T4tVD)

137 ========

Hail! Hail, Freedonia, hail!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

*Throws fruit at Margaret Dumont*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (BTgKJ)

138 s there even a graft or corruption angle? Help me out here.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:15 PM (l8gTz)

Mostly an excuse for politicians to get taxpayer-funded junkets to exotic localities. And maybe boink under-age hookers.


I guess. I just don't see the ostensibly legitimate point, but then, I'm not cut out for grifting.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (l8gTz)

139 Newark smells so bad even Whoopi wouldn't go there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (DMyTF)

140 118 The "brains" at the Pentagon are speaking.

I'm sure our enemies are quaking in their boots.
Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:21 PM (eF5YL)

-----

That actually made me laugh out loud.

I still think of the picture of Lloyd wearing a mask and a plastic shield to inspect the troops.

What a fat, affirmative action, dumbass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (DcKNO)

141 This made me grin when I read it last week, and yeah, its sad and head-shaking hilarious. Whatta bunch of maroons.

But it says something else to me: this sister city thing is a scam, its a con job. They didn't check to see if it was a real city or not because they didn't care if it was real. It didn't matter if it was real or not, for their purposes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (0hOvj)

142 Newark officials reportedly became suspicious when the Khalisa ceremony involved chanting "Khalisa" repeatedly, and a guy in horns ripping out a chained up man's still beating heart.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (U7hCZ)

143 "No one in City Hall, not one person did a Google search,

----------------

After all the DEI and LGBTXXX activities there is just no time. They would have to employ more people to do that but these staff would also be caught in the DEI web ad infinitum.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (3JfbU)

144 Are Kailaassa and Newark advertising for someone to join for a threesome? Loma Linda might be interested.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (TgBWG)

145 The saddest thing about Newark is this: it was once a thriving and beautiful city.

It was killed off slowly at first by shitty leftist policies - such as killing lovely neighborhoods via eminent domain to build high-rise public housing instead - and then all at once when people like Tom Hayden ( Mr. Jane Fonda for 17 years) came along and helped stir up the riots.

People who remember what Newark used to be are either long dead or soon-to-be dying so the image that everyone knows now is the joke of a city it became...and dangerous, to boot.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump isour duly elected president at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (l0Cy4)

146 Newark run by republicans right?

Sure I knew it was.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (17s+e)

147 But IQ tests are totally culturally-biased, as are all cognitively-loaded undertakings. We just need to spend more to close the achievement gap.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (r4PDB)

148 National Anthem of Oceania:

https://is.gd/ADKfAi

Kind of creepy considering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

149 73 The city official are now furiously canceling the plans for the Wakanda honorary reception they had planned.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (cUYo/)

-----------------------------

They've rescheduled their meeting with the Thermians for next week.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (uPgE/)

150 Question of the Day

Is this more or less of a scam than the rest of the shit our government does every day?

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (U7hCZ)

151 And speaking of Wakanda. Are black people not the least bit embarrassed about that?

That's your model culture, a strictly hereditary, militaristic, isolationist hermit monarchy?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (Watld)

152 Do politicians have the brain capacity to be embarrassed?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (sI15f)

153 "I never really understood the idea of "sister cities," anyway."

Make-work for sign company kickbacks and aimless govt bureaucrats.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (MvF+J)

154 Hail! Hail, Freedonia, hail!

Oh, I hope not, I just got a new roof.

Posted by: President Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (l8gTz)

155 Politicians love this shit - things that can waste a lot of their time, but matter very little. They matter so little nobody bothered to see if the sister cities are even real.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (+DS2f)

156 didn't bernie sanders as mayor of (what was it) burlington vt set up a sister city program with some city in russia?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (kFrCu)

157 I believe Jarts is the national sport of Khailassa. They're also known worldwide for condom recycling.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (sWM8x)

158 Of course it is a real country. Mission Impossible overthrew it in the 60s.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (brtfM)

159 There's locker-room term for this move:

@ByronYork 3m

The Trump campaign has filed a complaint with the Florida Ethics Commission, claiming that Gov. DeSantis' 'shadow presidential campaign' is illegal. From @NBCNews

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (jzzG8)

160 This will go down in history as Khailaasagate.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (hTf8I)

161 Newark is as gay and murderous as Landro Kailarassan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (17s+e)

162 Khailaasa may not exist but there are probably already pron sites for it.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:22 PM (cUYo/)

CutiesOfKhailassa.com?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:23 PM (oHd/0)

Look for Khailassan Swingles in your area!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

163 The saddest thing about Newark is this: it was once a thriving and beautiful city.

It was killed off slowly at first by shitty leftist policies - such as killing lovely neighborhoods via eminent domain to build high-rise public housing instead - and then all at once when people like Tom Hayden ( Mr. Jane Fonda for 17 years) came along and helped stir up the riots.

People who remember what Newark used to be are either long dead or soon-to-be dying so the image that everyone knows now is the joke of a city it became...and dangerous, to boot.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump isour duly elected president at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (l0Cy4)
_______________

Go to Wiki, and look up the demographics of Newark from 1950 to today. All will be revealed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (r4PDB)

164 Kailasa reminds me of the fake post-Soviet Eastern European country of Molvania, which was the subject of a parody travel guidebook a couple decades ago. (“Molvania: A Land Untouched By Modern Dentistry.”

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (ROKcZ)

165 149 73 The city official are now furiously canceling the plans for the Wakanda honorary reception they had planned.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2023 02:17 PM (cUYo/)

-----------------------------

They've rescheduled their meeting with the Thermians for next week.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (uPgE/)

/finishes scan

Yup, no intelligent life detected on any frequency...

Posted by: Greys at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

166 Milley: but, we're winning the shit out of this Ukraine thing for sure!

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (3byMq)

167 71 I think the island of Trinidad has a lot of Hindus. A lot of Indians there, as I understand it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM (hTf8I)

Trinidad is not off the coats of Ecuador, though. Whatever. Have a rum and Coca Cola:

https://youtu.be/zGxL2uNr7bk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (tkR6S)

168 Good job, Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Good.

Job.

Guess they got distracted by his red dot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:20 PM

To be fair, he came here at night. Now way to findhim, even with that red dot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX)

169 (lays $1000 on table)

There are newborn black children in the area named Kailaasa now.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (9aYjv)

170 I don't believe for one second money was not discussed. It may have not changed hands, but whoever brought this to a vote was promised cash money.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (sI15f)

171 "This is why I'm surprised no one checked."

They can't read.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (MvF+J)

172 Khailassa is totally real. My old Newark buddy T-Bone was born there.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (xPl2J)

173 didn't bernie sanders as mayor of (what was it) burlington vt set up a sister city program with some city in russia?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (kFrCu)

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The Village of Potemkin?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (TNyrE)

174 157 I believe Jarts is the national sport of Khailassa. They're also known worldwide for condom recycling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (sWM8x)

Jarts is supposed to be an official sport in the next Summer Olympics and they are favored to win the Gold.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (rqgpJ)

175 Does this mean all the soul brothers in Newark are gonna start wearing Nehru Jackets?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (4og8o)

176 Next week's handing over of the keys to the city to "Ace Schmentura, Pet Detective" has also been postponed.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (U7hCZ)

177 2 People are still doing 'sister cities'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM

Very much so. Every State National Guard (I think) is part of the State Partnership Program, providing training and assistance to 1-2 other nations. Often times, the State government expands on the program, with sister cities, economic trips, and lots of excuses for overseas travel.

California is Ukraine's SPP partner, and many Federal agencies were calling senior California Guard leadership for Intel updates on the fighting when it first kicked off, because the Guard officers had personal and frequent communications and relationships with Ukranian officers.

Iowa's partner is Kosovo, and they've helped Kosovar soldiers go to US Army Basic and AIT training, and even had those trained Soldiers fill in spots on deployments overseas!

Posted by: Military Moron at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (cIxcV)

178 Do you think Babel has Peruvian.

I'd like to learn some basic phrase like "Where is the toilet?" before I leave for my Peruvian vacation.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (eF5YL)

179 Newark is as gay and murderous as Landro Kailarassan.
____________

I have altered the terms of our Sister City Agreement.

Pray I do not alter them again.

Posted by: Darth Vader at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)

180 That's your model culture, a strictly hereditary, militaristic, isolationist hermit monarchy?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (Watld)

I don't think so. I think the whole thing about egalitarianism and the great melting pot was only true for us. I think a lot of the strictly ethnic dem plantation fuckers would be more vile than the Third Reich ever dreamed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

181 What's spicier...kailaasa or andouille?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (sVtYq)

182 Thank youz, come agin.

Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (FhXTo)

183 I worked with a guy from Trinidad, his last name was Ramalamadingdong or something similar. At least that's what it sounded like over the intercom.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (UuD2k)

184 159 There's locker-room term for this move:

@ByronYork 3m

The Trump campaign has filed a complaint with the Florida Ethics Commission, claiming that Gov. DeSantis' 'shadow presidential campaign' is illegal. From @NBCNews
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (jzzG

What is the term?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (sI15f)

185 Socialism is the key to success for the incompetent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (lTGtQ)

186 I actually benefited from a sister city relationship. The sister city of Billings was a tiny hamlet in Germany with the same name. They had sent a delegation for the Billings, MT centennial celebration.

A few years later a buddy and I visited the German hamlet. They treated us as royalty; housing, food and drink, souvenirs, local castle tour. Even the Supreme Court Judge of Hesse gave us a tour of nearby Heidelberg. It was there that I learned that regular schnapps tastes like paint thinner.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (H4JoC)

187 I'm laughing so hard I queefed.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (OTvdu)

188 ByronYork 3m

The Trump campaign has filed a complaint with the Florida Ethics Commission, claiming that Gov. DeSantis' 'shadow presidential campaign' is illegal. From @NBCNews
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM

Pull up your big boy panties Don. You're better than this.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (GwxCX)

189 Rob Schneider has bits of wisdom.
Comment on TDW hit me funny bone.
Based Stapler is based.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (3byMq)

190 Khailassa is totally real. My old Newark buddy T-Bone was born there.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM


I knew a guy who went by the cognomen of T-bone. His dad was Sal Tinerrelo, the trash King of central New England.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (ncXxy)

191 a lot of people from india settled in s america in what is now guyana. i knew a young lady at work whose family was from there. very good looking and knew how to make curry.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (kFrCu)

192 The Kailasa chicken gave me heartburn for 2 days.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (rqgpJ)

193 The tip-off should have been that their President is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

194 I saw Khai-La-Ssa open for 9 Inch Nails at the Opium Theater in '93. You wouldn't believe the segway Trent Reznor did from Khai-La-Ssa's "Shake that Thing" into "Head Like a Hole".

Boy was there some heavy breathing that night in the crowd.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 15, 2023 02:30 PM (2waQ7)

195 I'm trying to avoid politics today but force of habit (addiction?) I clicked on ASHQ. That is a hysterical story. It's good to genuinely laugh about something political for once and I loved the funny responses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2023 02:30 PM (FUVRY)

196 Too many idiots, too little time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 02:30 PM (Xrfse)

197 Fools and chumps are not just in the White House, not just in congress and senate but everywhere - to the lowest level of government.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2023 02:30 PM (5MGmV)

198 Oh, and the questions being entertained now by Austin & Milley are being recognized from a list! Surprise!

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (3byMq)

199 This doesn't surprise me at all. Newark's city government is a bloated mess of patronage positions, no-show jobs, nepots, criminals and, frankly, retards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (NgmbA)

200 193 The tip-off should have been that their President is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

--------------------------------

Apu has been un-personed (as much as a cartoon can be, anyway). All true woke have wiped his existence from their memory.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (uPgE/)

201 Austin is a fucking retard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (DMyTF)

202 "This is why I'm surprised no one checked."

The only things they use the internet for are trading lethal disses and taunts, announcing "house parties," and organizing flash mobs.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (MvF+J)

203 (lays $1000 on table)

There are newborn black children in the area named Kailaasa now.
Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:27 PM (9aYjv)
________________

I wouldn't touch that bet with a pole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (r4PDB)

204 My Mother and GrandMother would tell me what it was like in the South Bronx, We went to visit in the early 80's, My Mom started crying seeing what it turned into, Her school had 2 rows of RAZOR wire, we thought it was a Prison but it was her old school.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (NwAhU)

205

LMAO

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (uQPen)

206 The Kailasa chicken gave me heartburn for 2 days.
Posted by: Roy

That'll teach you not go to Kailaasa Express 10 minutes before closing.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (eF5YL)

207 Next up:

Sister Cities with Ceti Alpha Six!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

208 Almost forgot, during WW II, the area around Billings, Hesse sent a infantry regiment to the Russian front. We got to hear first person stories of their experience and treatment by the Soviets as POWs.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (H4JoC)

209 Are Kailaassa and Newark advertising for someone to join for a threesome? Loma Linda might be interested.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM

Climax, MN is holding on line 4.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (GwxCX)

210 There's locker-room term for this move:

@ByronYork 3m

The Trump campaign has filed a complaint with the Florida Ethics Commission, claiming that Gov. DeSantis' 'shadow presidential campaign' is illegal. From @NBCNews

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (jzzG

Via AP: "The 15-page complaint filed Wednesday by MAGA Inc., a Trump-supporting super PAC."

Not Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Corinthia Chamber of Commerce at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (PyOKD)

211 Ruritania > Grand Fenwick > Freedonia > Khailaasa

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (hTf8I)

212 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

213 Why not Wakanda? Everybody loves THAT place....

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2023 02:32 PM (yezA1)

214 180 That's your model culture, a strictly hereditary, militaristic, isolationist hermit monarchy?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM (Watld)

I don't think so. I think the whole thing about egalitarianism and the great melting pot was only true for us. I think a lot of the strictly ethnic dem plantation fuckers would be more vile than the Third Reich ever dreamed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

They never liked the melting pot. They use a salad bowl analogy instead.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:32 PM (eYoxG)

215 "This is why I'm surprised no one checked."
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You'd think someone would do it just out of curiosity, not even suspecting it was bogus. ("Gee, where is this place?") Of course, curiosity necessitates a certain level of intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:32 PM (r4PDB)

216 166 Milley: but, we're winning the shit out of this Ukraine thing for sure!
Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM

We lose the wars we fight, but win the ones we don't? Interesting defense model you got there.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 15, 2023 02:32 PM (cIxcV)

217 didn't bernie sanders as mayor of (what was it) burlington vt set up a sister city program with some city in russia the Soviet Union?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 15, 2023 02:25 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (4p7Em)

218 I suppose they went with the fictitious country of Khailassa because they figured even Newark wouldn't fall for a country named "Kielbasa.:

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (2YtOq)

219 200 193 The tip-off should have been that their President is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

--------------------------------

Apu has been un-personed (as much as a cartoon can be, anyway). All true woke have wiped his existence from their memory.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (uPgE/)

Not in Kailaasa!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

220 President DeSantis can name AOC to be the Ambassador to Kailasa.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (rqgpJ)

221 I would be from Kissmyanthia like in Role Models.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (hg4Xf)

222 I really want to like Rob Schneider because he's based and seems like a decent guy. He can be funny, but only in very small doses. I cannot stand his "total loser who keeps being wrong and mocked by everybody" persona, its just wearing and not enjoyable to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2023 02:33 PM (0hOvj)

223 when I lived in the city I used to walk by the little plaza that held the Sister City Plaque. At the time, Philadelphia had two sister cities: Florence and Tel Aviv.

Now, it's up to 12 and it includes Aix-en-Provence (yay! a fave), and a not-city: Abruzzo, Italy, which is a Province. This just goes to show you that blue shithole cities do not know their geography.

But they did get a nice little Café:

https://tinyurl.com/36mfnpps

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)

224 Next thing you know Kailaasians will want reparations.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (eF5YL)

225 A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador? Hindus have a colony in South America?!?!

Sure, why not. Go with it, City of Newark.


I cannot stop laughing.

Education? Never heard of it. But I have heard of "Climate Change!"

Wokism. It's a cancer.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (uQPen)

226
I love this so, so much.

America, bay-bee!!

What a dumbass country. Everyone knows it, too. Swami took one look at Newark and said "they're ripe for the picking. Let's kindly do the needful."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (oINRc)

227 Kailasa has a national flower.

https://tinyurl.com/mry555ht

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (DMyTF)

228 What is the term?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 15, 2023 02:28 PM (sI15f)

Politics.

Posted by: Corinthia Chamber of Commerce at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (PyOKD)

229 WTH is the point of sister cities anyway? We probably give them $$, amirite?

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (4h9M3)

230 207 Next up:

Sister Cities with Ceti Alpha Six!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Khan at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

231 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM


Hey! My crazy eyes are up here!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (4p7Em)

232 We are all Kailasan's now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (GwxCX)

233
The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)


I just can't get enough, stunner

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (NtVYv)

234 A Hindu country off the coast of Ecuador? Hindus have a colony in South America?!?!

Looking at recent election results they do have off the coast of Europe.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP)

235 Here's Kailaasa's website, if you want to schedule a visit. Note that this is a scam country so I'd have your antivirus software set to Full Shields before visiting.

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM

You give a link to a potential risk to a group known as Morons? Be better. At least there's a warning, but that's not been known to stop morons.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (FCbAQ)

236 They never liked the melting pot. They use a salad bowl analogy instead.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:32 PM (eYoxG)
_____________

Where did that model come from?

The 1945 Comintern, which directed the CPUSA to promote the tossed salad model. Stalin had had enough trouble with the USSR's various ethnic groups, so he knew how much trouble balkanization could cause.

See "School of Darkness," by Bella Dodd, specifically Ch. 13. Available for free, here:

https://tinyurl.com/2k3fjppn (archive.org)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (r4PDB)

237 At the time, Philadelphia had two sister cities: Florence and Tel Aviv.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (dCxaZ)
I am surprised they are keeping Tel Aviv.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (NgmbA)

238 Sharks are circling:

Update (1330ET): With European markets closed, the chaos continues in CS with Reuters reporting that according to a source familiar with the situation, Switzerland is facing pressure from at least one major government to intervene on Credit Suisse in the coming hours given the systemic nature of the bank

It doesn't take too much imagination to see Macron screaming down the phone as the biggest French banks crashed most today.

Additionally, The Fed is reportedly working with the US Treasury to review Credit Suisse exposures.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (+68Ze)

239 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

240 "No one in City Hall, not one person did a Google search, so maybe we need a transformation of City Hall because not one person said, 'Let me go and Google and figure out this was a fake city,'" resident Shakee Merritt told CBS.

You know your credibility is on very thin ice when you're being questioned by someone named Shakee Merritt.

Posted by: Chainsaw at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (p7g/X)

241

Vote Woke, NJ!

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (uQPen)

242 "Kailasa has a national flower.

https://tinyurl.com/mry555ht"

I've photographed pink lady slippers that look just like nookie.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (MvF+J)

243 We've never had more knowledge at our finger tips yet collectively Americans have never been so dumb.

Maybe we do deserve AI overlords.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)

244 Made up? Damn, half of SVB's investments where there.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (mbH6j)

245 On the road to Shambala
https://youtu.be/PDpVS7D9AJs

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (xhxe8)

246 How does no one involved in this idiocy resign in humiliation? In the esteemed words of Sebastian Maniscalco, aren't you embarrassed?

Posted by: DJ at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (H5y4s)

247 ChatGPT wrote the lyrics to the Kailassian National Anthem.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (rqgpJ)

248 201 Austin is a fucking retard.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (DMyTF)

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You are correct, Sir.

He's one of those guys who says, "do you know who I am?" He did this to my daughter and a group of her classmates at the Pentagon.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (DcKNO)

249 https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

scary eyes. Good thing she has boobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (tkR6S)

250
Florence and Tel Aviv always had to explain it to guests.

"Well, you see, we only keep Philadelphia chained to that tree when guests are over... it's for your safety, and hers."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (oINRc)

251

wait,, uh-my-uh doctor is from uh,, Kailasa

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 15, 2023 02:37 PM (vwCZJ)

252 AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (gLRfa)

253 I wonder how many of the city workers sent in $2000 to these scammers, just to cover a check that they cannot access right now!

Posted by: PJ at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (G1dq6)

254 Next thing you know Kailaasians will want reparations.
Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM (eF5YL)
______________

I'm guessing that Newark city officials were hoping to receive money from Kailaasa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (r4PDB)

255 240 "No one in City Hall, not one person did a Google search, so maybe we need a transformation of City Hall because not one person said, 'Let me go and Google and figure out this was a fake city,'" resident Shakee Merritt told CBS.

You know your credibility is on very thin ice when you're being questioned by someone named Shakee Merritt.
Posted by: Chainsaw at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (p7g/X)

Wonder if he provided that name to goof on the newscasters.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

256 People are still doing 'sister cities'?

Sisters in law. Gah only dad would touch ashley...ew....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP)

257 It turns out Newark has its own flower too

https://tinyurl.com/2snm7st3

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (DMyTF)

258 >232 We are all Kailasan's now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:35 PM (GwxCX)

Ich bin ein Kailasaner!

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (NgqoH)

259 252 AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (gLRfa)

At least a make believe blog. Like Hot Air.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (rqgpJ)

260 I worked as a Prudential Insurance agent for short spell outside of Newark. I knew when filling out an application to stop asking questions following the client telling me they were born in Newark. Everyone one of them immediately wanted to tell me how nice Newark once was as a city. They all had very fond memories of the place.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (4og8o)

261 Milley is not serious thinker either.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO)

262 Maybe we do deserve AI overlords.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)

Allow us to coordinate....

Posted by: Norman and Friends at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (BTgKJ)

263 General Milley (sweetums) what has your vast research into America's rage revealed thus far?

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (3byMq)

264 "I'm guessing that Newark city officials were hoping to receive money from Kailaasa."

I'm guessing you are correct. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (gLRfa)

265 @248

>>He's one of those guys who says, "do you know who I am?" He did this to my daughter and a group of her classmates at the Pentagon.

Lloyd Austin: Do you know who I am?

Group of Girls on tour at Pentagon: Designated Fire Marshall?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (n/8Ck)

266 I just got spam from "Orvaperg Kirbulea"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (fUnHJ)

267 Outstanding! I'm just f***ing furious I didn't do this first. Now the whole scam is spoiled for future attempts.

Or maybe not.

Given how stupid, and ignorant, so much of America, and so so much of increasingly uneducated "educated" America, is, there may still be some growth potential in this market.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (OTzUX)

268 263 General Milley (sweetums) what has your vast research into America's rage revealed thus far?
Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (3byMq)

Not to hang out at Ace of Spades... buncha White Nationalists there!

Posted by: Gen. Smiley at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (oHd/0)

269 "Kailasa has a national flower.

https://tinyurl.com/mry555ht"

I've photographed pink lady slippers that look just like nookie.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (MvF+J)
______________

I don't get it. You got any photos of starfish?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (r4PDB)

270 Retarded they may be, but dullard also comes to mind. Or poor liars, either or 6 and a half...

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (3byMq)

271 Have been busy, I assume ONT types have talked about doing such a scam with Novdu being the fake country?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (OTzUX)

272 There are no repercussions for f*cking up if you are in the government so really, why should they care?

If it is a real place you are getting bribes, and if it isn't a real place its an excuse to expense Indian food. Win win for your average bureaucrat.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

273 This story is excellent in its level of dumbness. Well done, Newark!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (DcKNO)

274 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

How come?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (tkR6S)

275 260 I worked as a Prudential Insurance agent for short spell outside of Newark. I knew when filling out an application to stop asking questions following the client telling me they were born in Newark. Everyone one of them immediately wanted to tell me how nice Newark once was as a city. They all had very fond memories of the place.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (4og8o)

Y'know, America used to not be a shithole country. Back in my day...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (eYoxG)

276 You know your credibility is on very thin ice when you're being questioned by someone named Shakee Merritt.
--

Wonder if he provided that name to goof on the newscasters.

--

So, where in the non-diverse midwest do you live?

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (9aYjv)

277 "It turns out Newark has its own flower too

https://tinyurl.com/2snm7st3"

Mapplethorpe was the erotic flower photography expert. No links.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (MvF+J)

278 Are Kailaassa and Newark advertising for someone to join for a threesome? Loma Linda might be interested.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2023 02:24 PM (TgBWG)

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If this were to happen, can we ditch the term "Tri-City Area" and replace it with "Throupolis"?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (TNyrE)

279 Outstanding! I'm just f***ing furious I didn't do this first. Now the whole scam is spoiled for future attempts.

Or maybe not.


If you have a strong enough diversity hook, it'll work again and again. Like a fictional African nation made up entirely of lesbians.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (ZGrMX)

280 This is from the last thread:

Compare and contrast:

1. We can't send FEMA funds to Ohio for a train wreck even though it is an environmental disaster impacting human health. Sorry. Our rules don't allow it.

2. Our rules only allow FDIC insurance up to $250K. Hey, good news, those rules don't apply! Everybody gets all of their money!
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (WpjNg)

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Because they know how everyone voted and assign validity on those grounds. We are non-persons to them.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (3JfbU)

281 I just got spam from "Orvaperg Kirbulea"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM


*checks spam folder*

Totally jealous. All I have is reverse mortgages.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (4p7Em)

282 The 1945 Comintern, which directed the CPUSA to promote the tossed salad model. Corn Pop directed his cell mate to toss his salad.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

283 >273 This story is excellent in its level of dumbness. Well done, Newark!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (DcKNO)

At least 750 milliKohns....

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (NgqoH)

284 I once ran into a Princess Mononoke. Yes it was really her name.

We live in such a stupid time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)

285 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

She looks like a Fremen.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

286 Milley is not serious thinker either.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO)
_____________

I'm waiting for him to show up in public wearing a little number from the Rachel "Rocky" Levine collection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (r4PDB)

287 2. Our rules only allow FDIC insurance up to $250K. Hey, good news, those rules don't apply! Everybody gets all of their money!
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 15, 2023 02:26 PM (WpjNg)

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Because they know how everyone voted and assign validity on those grounds. We are non-persons to them.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (3JfbU)

Better, they are going to bail out CHINESE investors.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (oHd/0)

288 227 Kailasa has a national flower.

https://tinyurl.com/mry555ht
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:34 PM

We have a city fish! The Black Suckerfish...

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Mayor of Newark at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (cIxcV)

289 1. We can't send FEMA funds to Ohio for a train wreck even though it is an environmental disaster impacting human health. Sorry. Our rules don't allow it.

2. Our rules only allow FDIC insurance up to $250K. Hey, good news, those rules don't apply! Everybody gets all of their money!


The point of government is to make money for the people in government and their clients. The people in East Palestine aren't on that list, but the people with money in SVB are.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

290 I am surprised they are keeping Tel Aviv.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (NgmbA)


Why, what did Tel Aviv do?

Someone told me it is Israel's gay paradise, so this would be a big plus as far as Philly is concerned.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

291 Update (1330ET): With European markets closed, the chaos continues in CS with Reuters reporting that according to a source familiar with the situation, Switzerland is facing pressure from at least one major government to intervene on Credit Suisse in the coming hours given the systemic nature of the bank

It doesn't take too much imagination to see Macron screaming down the phone as the biggest French banks crashed most today.

Additionally, The Fed is reportedly working with the US Treasury to review Credit Suisse exposures.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (+68Ze)


It's weird that Switzerland abandoned it's 300 year tradition of keeping neutral and condemned Russia over Ukraine. The graft must flow.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (AiZBA)

292 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

How come?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM


Mineopause.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (4p7Em)

293
Man I wish I was some swarthy foreigner with an exotic accent. You can talk these rubes into *anything.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (oINRc)

294 >>The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Her skin is perfect. Too perfect. Droid?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (DMyTF)

295 But the Princess of Genovia is still attractive. Get her out to Newark.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (amkqu)

296 If you have a strong enough diversity hook, it'll work again and again. Like a fictional African nation made up entirely of lesbians.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (ZGrMX)
_______________

And so was "Kitjanjia" born.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (r4PDB)

297 Education? Never heard of it. But I have heard of "Climate Change!"

Wokism. It's a cancer.

Posted by: artisanal ette


It's all call and response. Training emotional reflexes to give the approved response. No ability to think or reason, to calculate or comprehend. It's all reactions.

The only problem is...as the indoctrinated age and the responses change...things get shaky. You can already see it starting to happen, if you pay attention.

It's unstable and only works if you can completely control all information sources to hide the problems. That's why the censorship push--the legacy media lost most of the audience, so now they gotta try to neutralize the new outlets.

Remember, there are three elements to tyrants losing control:

-The Emperor(s) have no clothes
-Everybody knows it
-Everybody knows everybody knows it

They've failed miserably on the first two. Now it's scorched earth on the third...because taking back the second one will take too long, and the first is a lost cause.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (OUMaO)

298 For a small fee, I am willing to enter into a sister-cities agreement with Newark. As the mayor of Pacoville, the capital of Pacovia, I have full authority to do this.

Posted by: Paco at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (njExo)

299 Because they know how everyone voted and assign validity on those grounds. We are non-persons to them.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 15, 2023 02:41 PM (3JfbU)

Better, they are going to bail out CHINESE investors.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM


Hey now, biden gets 10% off the top from that money before a dime gets sent anywhere.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (ncXxy)

300 Kailaasa Forever

Posted by: Levon at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (og5mY)

301 Swami? Really?

LMFAO

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (Q4IgG)

302 How come?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM (tkR6S)

All drained out?

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (tITEI)

303 I am surprised they are keeping Tel Aviv.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (NgmbA)

Is our embassy still in Jerusalem? If so, I'm surprised it hasn't been moved back yet.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (BTgKJ)

304 The Nigerian nobility better up their game.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

305 We have a city fish! The Black Suckerfish...

Posted by: Mayor of Newark at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (cIxcV)
_______________

Leave Cory Booker out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (r4PDB)

306 @AntonioSabatoJr

Seattle school district forced to do layoffs amid plummeting student enrollments

https://tinyurl.com/exneh4rx

Posted by: Corinthia Chamber of Commerce at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (PyOKD)

307 >>>AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.

Posted by: Tuna

>The Ghost of Endor is buzzing your tower, mocking you at this very moment.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (Jg7EG)

308 You give a link to a potential risk to a group known as Morons? Be better. At least there's a warning, but that's not been known to stop morons.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM

NSFW is like moths to a flame!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

309
Uh oh. My town's city sister is in Russia... we're going to be occupied by an armored division before this all shakes out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc)

310 I may be government surplus, but at least I'm real.

Posted by: Principality of Sealand at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (5Al3g)

311 Wait, I was SURE we had signed an agreement with AoS.

Posted by: El Presidente of Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

312 285 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

She looks like a Fremen.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 15, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

Just as long as she doesn't smell like one...

Posted by: Baron Harkonen at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (CCSxw)

313 306 @AntonioSabatoJr

Seattle school district forced to do layoffs amid plummeting student enrollments

https://tinyurl.com/exneh4rx
Posted by: Corinthia Chamber of Commerce at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (PyOKD)

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Who is the Washington governor going to punish to appease the teachers' unions for this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

314 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Her skin is perfect. Too perfect. Droid?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 02:44 PM (DMyTF)

Nice tit.
Creepy AF eyes though.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

315 It's all call and response. Training emotional reflexes to give the approved response. No ability to think or reason, to calculate or comprehend. It's all reactions.
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Now if we can just train them to balance balls on their noses, we can let a bunch of seals retire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (r4PDB)

316 308 You give a link to a potential risk to a group known as Morons? Be better. At least there's a warning, but that's not been known to stop morons.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM

NSFW is like moths to a flame!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

Yeah... not at work...

Posted by: El Presidente of Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (oHd/0)

317 Paolonia is the brother country of many cities with female mayors.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

318 Leave Cory Booker out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (r4PDB)


I believe the AOSHQ Stylebook requires you say "the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker"

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (amkqu)

319 Proof it's all bullshit is that now CNN will spend hours telling their viewers what the dullards just said.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (3byMq)

320 Closing in on 4000 videos queued in my YT Watch Later list. Google is asshoe, but there is near infinite qty of good stuff on YT.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (MvF+J)

321 Guilder has always been at war with Florin.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (BTgKJ)

322 Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah
The gypsy flies from coast to coast
Knowing many, loving none
Bearing sorrow, having fun
But, back home he'll always run to sweet Kailaasa
Mm-hmm

Posted by: Levon at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (og5mY)

323 Uh oh. My town's city sister is in Russia... we're going to be occupied by an armored division before this all shakes out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 02:45 PM (oINRc)

The way things are going, you might want to write them, and ask if they are accepting refugees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (tkR6S)

324 Man I wish I was some swarthy foreigner with an exotic accent. You can talk these rubes into *anything.*

A friend of mine is from Jordan. He tells me his cousin got accepted into Sweden as a refugee (from what?!?). They gave the cousin a stipend and a free apartment.

He found a Swedish girl to live with and started renting out his apartment. He went back to Jordan for a couple of weeks to get married. Swedish girl found out and kicked him out.

So...he went to Italy and found an Italian woman to live with. I'm not sure if she knows he's married in Jordan or of the Jordanian wife knows he's got a sugar momma in Italy but its all working out for him at least for now.

But remember "refugee"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)

325 >311 Wait, I was SURE we had signed an agreement with AoS.

Posted by: El Presidente of Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

THIS man is an imposter!

Posted by: Generallisimo Francisco Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:48 PM (NgqoH)

326 I believe the AOSHQ Stylebook requires you say "the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker"
Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2023 02:47 PM (amkqu)
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You're right. (hang head, particularly as I coined that one myself)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (r4PDB)

327 Sister city with Daddareoh...A beautiful city nestled in the valley of two stunning mountains and two crystal clear ice blue lakes to the north.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (GwxCX)

328 259 252 AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (gLRfa)

At least a make believe blog. Like Hot Air.
Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM

I'm trying to build a bridge with those less fortunate...the brain damaged and soulless over at DU.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (cIxcV)

329 Well the median IQ is 100, and I recently read that 64% of Americans fall below that median. So I guess we know who makes up the Democratic party. I always classified a 100 IQ as dumbass. Average American IQ is fucking 98, 29th in the world. Figures.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (pohLc)

330 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

How come?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Aye, Captain. She's all played out.

Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (lEejK)

331 The giveaway on all of this is that the people of Kailaasa didn't speak Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (amkqu)

332 I believe the AOSHQ Stylebook requires you say "the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker"

Any man that questions how straight I am is getting a new hole ripped in him.

Posted by: the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

333 328 I'm trying to build a bridge with those less fortunate...the brain damaged and soulless over at DU.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (cIxcV)

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Just remember, the next time they ask for your opinion, don't give it, or you'll be banned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

334
Cory Booker wiped the beads of perspiration from his brow. "THIS one is not MY fuckup!" he thought.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2023 02:50 PM (pNxlR)

335 I'm trying to build a bridge with those less fortunate...the brain damaged and soulless over at DU.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison


I thought those at Ducks Unlimited were pretty smart.

Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott at March 15, 2023 02:50 PM (lEejK)

336 International cities use to connect so can't see why not now

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 02:50 PM (xhxe8)

337 329 Well the median IQ is 100, and I recently read that 64% of Americans fall below that median. So I guess we know who makes up the Democratic party. I always classified a 100 IQ as dumbass. Average American IQ is fucking 98, 29th in the world. Figures.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (pohLc)

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Our education system is going to turn that right around!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

338 >I'm trying to build a bridge with those less fortunate...the brain damaged and soulless over at DU.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (cIxcV)

You're doing God's work, man. God's work.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (NgqoH)

339 hahahaha

I just watched the video clip.

There's a lady at 22 seconds wearing her COVID mask in the traditional "I'm a Democrat voter" way.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (9aYjv)

340 325 >311 Wait, I was SURE we had signed an agreement with AoS.

Posted by: El Presidente of Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (oHd/0)

THIS man is an imposter!
Posted by: Generallisimo Francisco Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:48 PM (NgqoH)

and now we hear from the Military Dick... tator.. put in power by the American CIA via a color revolution!

And the color? it was MAUVE!

Posted by: El Presidente of Peruvia at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (oHd/0)

341 Sister city thing started during the 1980s I think. Had something to do with stopping Reagan from blowing up the world IIRC. We had a lovely lady show up from our Russian sister city at a ceremony here, and the Russians sent their best looker I think. That's saying something.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (MvF+J)

342 Of course it was exchange goods not imagination

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (xhxe8)

343 Who is the Washington governor going to punish to appease the teachers' unions for this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
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White nationalists and Republicans. If they can find any.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (r4PDB)

344 Closing in on 4000 videos queued in my YT Watch Later list.

Must have taken you a solid year just to queue those up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (Xrfse)

345 Show me your links, ace, I am not afraid!*

*sounded more gay than I intended.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

346
Kailaasa! Kailaasa!
You are located
On the shores of the
Gulf of Karachi!

-- sotto voce zombie "Coach" from "Cheers:

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

347
Reminds me of The Dreadnought Hoax, but stupider.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (n+4am)

348 Well the median IQ is 100, and I recently read that 64% of Americans fall below that median.

Uh, if 64% fall below it, it ain't the median. Also points of definition of IQ 100 and all that. But the point is taken.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (OUMaO)

349 Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker graduated from Stamford. Believe it or not.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (4og8o)

350 There's a lady at 22 seconds wearing her COVID mask in the traditional "I'm a Democrat voter" way.
Posted by: Remember when


Under the nose?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (lEejK)

351 This scam woulda been way better and cooler if the scammers used the African nation of Zamunda. And you know what? They would have gotten away with it just the same. Newark's government is dumber than a pile of shit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

352 349 Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker graduated from Stamford. Believe it or not.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (4og8o)

The small english village?

Winner of Best Village 4 years running?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

353 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

How come?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Aye, Captain. She's all played out.
Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (lEejK)
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Still in the refractory period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (r4PDB)

354 It's scammers like this that tarnish the honest cultural enrichment programs that are flourishing in developing countries like ours.

Elbonia tourism board.
"Come and enjoy our organic mud!"

Posted by: hate_the_deep_state at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (cBA3P)

355 252 AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 02:38 PM (gLRfa)

Freedonia I heard they are bankrupt though

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (zz9et)

356 351 This scam woulda been way better and cooler if the scammers used the African nation of Zamunda. And you know what? They would have gotten away with it just the same. Newark's government is dumber than a pile of shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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So...how many American cities are sister cities to fake countries and cities?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

357 Say what you will, but I can see the advantages of my city having its own Sister Sex Cult as Newark has done. Hopefully in the Ukraine.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (Sv58p)

358 Gah, the internet tells me our sister city is in El Salvador.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (tITEI)

359 This scam woulda been way better and cooler if the scammers used the African nation of Zamunda. And you know what? They would have gotten away with it just the same. Newark's government is dumber than a pile of shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)


And when I say he has his own money, BABY, HE HAS HIS OWN MONEY!!!

Posted by: John Amos at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (amkqu)

360 Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker graduated from Stamford. Believe it or not.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (4og8o)
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As did Lorena Gonzalez (/spit). Nice goin', Stanford.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (r4PDB)

361 Reminds me that yesterday or day before that on MSNBC was someone riffing about Cohen and Daniels dragout. The chyron usually updates to identify the speaker. It said
'Investigations Reporter' which struck me as funny because it might construe 'Investigative Reporter' but did reflect accurately, I guess.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (3byMq)

362 "Our education system is going to turn that right around!"

Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)

363 They never liked the melting pot. They use a salad bowl analogy instead.

When chamber pot would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (YXHzG)

364 Sister city thing long predates Reagan. San Diego and Yokohama sistered up in the early 60s, I think. Which, given this place's (then) heavy Navy coloration, role in WWII in the Pacific, and the war being just 20 years in the rear-view mirror, was sort of something.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (OTzUX)

365 Reminds me of The Dreadnought Hoax, but stupider.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2023 02:52 PM (n+4am)


"There are two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Stuff Einstein Said In Movies - Vol. 1

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (AiZBA)

366 Kailaasa had zero deaths from COVID.

And has never defaulted on its debts.

Can the US say that?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

367 It's scammers like this that tarnish the honest cultural enrichment programs that are flourishing in developing countries like ours.

Elbonia tourism board.
"Come and enjoy our organic mud!"
Posted by: hate_the_deep_state at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (cBA3P)
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"And our water treatment plant removes 80% of all solid waste!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:55 PM (r4PDB)

368 Freedonia I heard they are bankrupt though
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (zz9et)

/sings

Home of the Brave and Freeeeeeee

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2023 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

369 "Must have taken you a solid year just to queue those up."

I had it up to 3000 once, and consumed the whole queue before starting over.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:56 PM (MvF+J)

370
AoSHQ needs to partner with a make believe country.
Posted by: Tuna


The Great North American Dignity Canal Zone!

Now that the spineless Jimmuh is in the last stages of shutting down, there is no one -- NO ONE! -- who'll be handing TGNADCZ back to its home country!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (pNxlR)

371 Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)
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The tests just need more culturally-neutral tasks, such as ability to dunk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (r4PDB)

372 362 "Our education system is going to turn that right around!"

Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.
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The Flynn Effect was only effective on the left side of the curve and seems to be race based. We have seen no increase in collective IQ for the past 20 years. I suspect this is due to immigration.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (4og8o)

373 329 Well the median IQ is 100, and I recently read that 64% of Americans fall below that median. So I guess we know who makes up the Democratic party. I always classified a 100 IQ as dumbass. Average American IQ is fucking 98, 29th in the world. Figures.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2023 02:49 PM (pohLc)

G-ddman math on the blog

That's mean, but average for this place...

Posted by: Baron Harkonen at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (CCSxw)

374 366 Kailaasa had zero deaths from COVID.

And has never defaulted on its debts.

Can the US say that?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2023 02:55 PM (lf83v)

Zero Carbon Footprint!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (oHd/0)

375 362 "Our education system is going to turn that right around!"

Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)

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If you're so poorly education that you don't understand half of the questions on an IQ test from a basic reading comprehension point of view, it's going to affect IQ test scores.

IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly, but if you've been denied an education that gets you to the point where you can't even read the thing, it's going to affect your score.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

376 The country of Guyana (which really exists) in South America has a surprsingly large Hindu population at about 25%. It's a holdover from when it was a Brit colony and since slavery was outlawed in Britishland, they instead brought over "servants" from India instead. The Brits left, their servants stayed and there ya go.

But yeah, an island off Ecuador? Uh... no. That's 7th Grade geography to know that there's no such place, much less Geography 101.

Posted by: pkudude99 at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (32BjS)

377 /off fat floating bastard sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (CCSxw)

378 Last time I was in Newark was 1985-1986.

Beirut was nicer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (LAno9)

379 "Our education system is going to turn that right around!"

Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)
________________

Racist! We just need to spend more money!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 02:58 PM (r4PDB)

380 The city fathers in Mamalukaville are looking forward to a righteous confab with the COBs here at the HQ.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 02:58 PM (Jg7EG)

381 If you're so poorly education that you don't understand half of the questions on an IQ test from a basic reading comprehension point of view, it's going to affect IQ test scores.

IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly, but if you've been denied an education that gets you to the point where you can't even read the thing, it's going to affect your score.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM



Umm...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:58 PM (4p7Em)

382 If you're so poorly education that you don't understand half of the questions

*dribble*

Posted by: Sen. John Fetterman at March 15, 2023 02:58 PM (Sv58p)

383
Democrats just ended the right to work law in Michigan.

You will be a union member, even if you're not a comrade.

Posted by: Auspex at March 15, 2023 02:59 PM (QarLh)

384 368 Freedonia I heard they are bankrupt though
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:53 PM (zz9et)

/sings

Home of the Brave and Freeeeeeee
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2023 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

I need to watch this with my son for the first time.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2023 02:59 PM (zz9et)

385 "IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly"

That's my take. Only thing I was ever really good at, and it doesn't mean spit anymore.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:59 PM (MvF+J)

386
IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly, but if you've been denied an education that gets you to the point where you can't even read the thing, it's going to affect your score.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM

All I have is anecdata, but from what I can tell, IQ tests aren't worth shit. Or the people who administer them are terrible at it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

387 If you're so poorly education that you don't understand half of the questions on an IQ test from a basic reading comprehension point of view, it's going to affect IQ test scores.

IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly, but if you've been denied an education that gets you to the point where you can't even read the thing, it's going to affect your score.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Disagree with the emboldened bit.

Also there are IQ tests such as Raven's Matrices, that are totally pictorial, and can be administered to completely illiterate subjects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (r4PDB)

388 Newark's Official Bird is the rat.

Posted by: Veritas at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (OTvdu)

389 A sister city or a twin town relationship is a form of legal or social agreement between two geographically and politically distinct localities for the purpose of promoting cultural and commercial ties.

While there are early examples of international links between municipalities akin to what are known as sister cities or twin towns today dating back to the 9th century, the modern concept was first established and adopted worldwide during World War II.

Origins of the modern concept
The modern concept of town twinning has its roots in the Second World War. More specifically, it was inspired by the bombing of Coventry on 14 November 1940, known as the Coventry Blitz.

First conceived by the then Mayor of Coventry, Alfred Robert Grindlay, culminating in his renowned telegram to the people of Stalingrad (now Volgograd) in 1942, the idea emerged as a way of establishing solidarity links between cities in allied countries that went through similar devastating events

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (lEejK)

390 Thd galapagos but thats not retarded indian name

Posted by: No 6 at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (PXvVL)

391 BREAKING:
President Biden has just signed an executive order appointing his son Hunter as special envoy to Kailasa and providing $3.5 billion in foreign aid to the small war-torn nation.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (+TzMF)

392 Education doesn't shift IQ much. I think it's mostly something you're born and stuck with. Doesn't matter in 2023 America anyway, where IQ is now officially discredited race-science.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 02:54 PM (MvF+J)

I think we are very poor at measuring what we consider intelligence- which is a mixture of reasoning, spatial awareness and quick thinking.

One thing is: we do not teach our kids to think without their fucking phones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

393 The Flynn Effect was only effective on the left side of the curve and seems to be race based. We have seen no increase in collective IQ for the past 20 years. I suspect this is due to immigration.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (4og8o)

It started very early in the 20th century and was pretty dramatic.

Seeing as it was mostly a change on the lower half of the IQ curve, probably some combination of nutrition and other environmental impacts. We would expect that to be mostly played out at some point.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (eYoxG)

394
I was gonna criticize New Jersey but then I remembered my US Senator is strolling the grounds of a mental hospital.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (enJYY)

395 Dear Mr. Ace of Spades With Cutlasses,
I am the head of the Blog Ministry of the Republic of Granitistan. My President wishes me to obtain a Sister Blog agreement with you, Honored Sir. With such agreement we both will be more able to spread the word of freedom. I am sure you will want to make agreement. All I require to begin process in my Blog Ministry is $150,000 in gold. Please to be sending gold to

Granitistan Blog Ministry
c/o Post Office Box 9999
Dead Snakeville, ID, 90909

Wishing you a day of joy,
Minster Iosef Bighden

Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

396 All I have is anecdata, but from what I can tell, IQ tests aren't worth shit. Or the people who administer them are terrible at it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)
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Per Jordan Peterson, IQ tests are very good at predicting academic performance, which of course is the whole point of using them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (r4PDB)

397 Also there are IQ tests such as Raven's Matrices, that are totally pictorial, and can be administered to completely illiterate subjects.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (r4PDB)

Ah, the Fetterman Test.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

398 Democrats just ended the right to work law in Michigan.

You will be a union member, even if you're not a comrade.
Posted by: Auspex at March 15, 2023 02:59 PM (QarLh)

Good way to drive even more productive workers out of Michigan. The Sunbelt States should benefit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (tkR6S)

399 Sadly the sister cities of all deep blue cities are Sodom and Gomorrah

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

400 345 Show me your links, ace, I am not afraid!*

*sounded more gay than I intended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

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Heh, but for the record how gay did you intend it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (DcKNO)

401 386 All I have is anecdata, but from what I can tell, IQ tests aren't worth shit. Or the people who administer them are terrible at it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

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I assume most of the decline people are seeing in IQ scores in America that's been recently reported are happening on the lower ends of the intelligence spectrum.

Essentially the kids of 130 IQ parents are still getting about 130, but the kids of 95 IQ parents are getting lower scores.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

402 BREAKING:
President Biden has just signed an executive order appointing his son Hunter as special envoy to Kailasa and providing $3.5 billion in foreign aid to the small war-torn nation.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (+TzMF)


Is this real?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (AiZBA)

403 Somalia IQ is is 68. 70 IQ is where retardation starts. As such more than half of Somalia is retarded.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (4og8o)

404 Heh, but for the record how gay did you intend it?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (DcKNO)

I was going more for a Monty Python Bridgekeeper thing and it turned into a Drag Show Story hour.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

405 They couldnt have gone with genosha

Posted by: No 6 at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (PXvVL)

406 Averages are retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

407 388 Newark's Official Bird is the rat.
Posted by: Veritas


Kailasa's official bird is the Flying Rat (Seagull)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 03:03 PM (DMyTF)

408 394
I was gonna criticize New Jersey but then I remembered my US Senator is strolling the grounds of a mental hospital.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (enJYY)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2023 03:03 PM (5MGmV)

409 I did a job-training thing a few years ago. They gave us an aptitude test. I aced it, and they hated my guts for it. You can take pride in all kinds of shit in a job interview, but not IQ.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:04 PM (MvF+J)

410
IQ tests measure how well you can take IQ tests, mostly, but if you've been denied an education that gets you to the point where you can't even read the thing, it's going to affect your score.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Disagree with the emboldened bit.

Also there are IQ tests such as Raven's Matrices, that are totally pictorial, and can be administered to completely illiterate subjects.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (r4PDB)

A spatial reasoning test measures spatial reasoning pretty well. But spatial reasoning doesn't have perfect correlation with mathematical ability, and less with other skills.

Smart people's aptitude doesn't scale uniformly, they could be stronger in reasoning than mathematics or vice versa even though these are tightly related.

Not useless as a measure but not what some purport it to be, a fuzzy measurement can still be useful.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 03:04 PM (eYoxG)

411 Somalia IQ is is 68. 70 IQ is where retardation starts. As such more than half of Somalia is retarded.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (4og8o)
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How can that be? Somalia is such a successful country!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (r4PDB)

412 >403 Somalia IQ is is 68. 70 IQ is where retardation starts. As such more than half of Somalia is retarded.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (4og8o)

You ain't whistlin' Dixie, bub...

Posted by: Se. Ilhan Omar at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (NgqoH)

413
For one example: I'm the first to admit I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm hardly retarded, either. That's what the IQ test said, though. "Ma'am, he's seriously retarded. He may never learn to read."

My mom said "What? He already reads." This was when I was 4 or 5.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (oINRc)

414 409 I did a job-training thing a few years ago. They gave us an aptitude test. I aced it, and they hated my guts for it. You can take pride in all kinds of shit in a job interview, but not IQ.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:04 PM (MvF+J)

I did one of those- which seemed half skills based and reasoning and half ... kind of a mindset measuring? I evidently did well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

415 >>394
I was gonna criticize New Jersey but then I remembered my US Senator is strolling the grounds of a mental hospital.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request

I didn't know you are from Kentucky. Nice horses there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (DMyTF)

416 I was gonna criticize New Jersey but then I remembered my US Senator is strolling the grounds of a mental hospital.

Good point.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

417 The mayor's name is Ras Baraka? Did anyone check to see if that's fake?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LUrrP)

418 "They never liked the melting pot. They use a salad bowl analogy instead."

They don't like the idea implicit in the "melting pot" that other cultures have dross that must be burned away.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (L7pxt)

419 All I have is anecdata, but from what I can tell, IQ tests aren't worth shit. Or the people who administer them are terrible at it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

The US Military has used a 'version' of IQ testing for decades. That is EXACTLY was the ASVAB test is. That is why the results of the test give you a range of jobs you are qualified for.. ie... a Radio Operator actually has slightly lower ASVAB requirements than a Cook (Math to do recipes for large amounts of people).

Its been pretty successful IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (oHd/0)

420 Kailasa's official bird is the Flying Rat (Seagull)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2023 03:03 PM (DMyTF)
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Not the pigeon?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (r4PDB)

421 Climax, CO. I don't think the mine is leaking anymore.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2023 02:36 PM (tITEI)

How come?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 02:40 PM

Mineopause.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2023 02:43 PM (4p7Em)


Shut er down, we're done here.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (FCbAQ)

422 417 The mayor's name is Ras Baraka? Did anyone check to see if that's fake?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LUrrP)

BA's native brother.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

423 403 Somalia IQ is is 68. 70 IQ is where retardation starts. As such more than half of Somalia is retarded.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (4og8o)

That's where it tends to break down. Retarded people are developmentally disabled, there isn't a fix for it. There are athletically disabled people, those born without legs and such, but a fat man is just fat, not crippled. That's what makes dramatic increases in the lower end of the population possible.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (eYoxG)

424 I like the little scroll Kailaasa's website has of proclamations by various mayors, etc. If the dates are accurate they've been running this scam for almost two decades. Of course, since it's a scam, can't really trust those dates, either.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2023 03:07 PM (Bd6X8)

425 Berenson relates how, after the Black Coof Plague ravaged the earth for three years, his unmasked and unjabbed self finally came down with the terror flu:

https://tinyurl.com/4an2rpjf

bonus tweets from coof addicts who wished him death and ventilation

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2023 03:07 PM (dCxaZ)

426 ALL Senators are strolling the grounds of a mental hospital. And most of us, too.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 15, 2023 03:08 PM (ik/65)

427 Essentially the kids of 130 IQ parents are still getting about 130, but the kids of 95 IQ parents are getting lower scores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

Getting drunk and screwing gets even better results if its but crack.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 15, 2023 03:08 PM (vt7wJ)

428 "I did one of those- which seemed half skills based and reasoning and half ... kind of a mindset measuring? I evidently did well."

Everyone else in the class got kudos for 'turning their lives around' and shit like that. Mostly rewarded for obsequy. Interviewers love to have their asses kissed.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:08 PM (MvF+J)

429 I assume most of the decline people are seeing in IQ scores in America that's been recently reported are happening on the lower ends of the intelligence spectrum.

Essentially the kids of 130 IQ parents are still getting about 130, but the kids of 95 IQ parents are getting lower scores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

But whatever you do... don't screen the data for ethnicity... you will immediately be accused of Rascism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

430 Of course, since it's a scam, can't really trust those dates, either.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2023 03:07 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2023 03:09 PM (a3Q+t)

431 The US Military has used a 'version' of IQ testing for decades. That is EXACTLY was the ASVAB test is. That is why the results of the test give you a range of jobs you are qualified for.. ie... a Radio Operator actually has slightly lower ASVAB requirements than a Cook (Math to do recipes for large amounts of people).

Its been pretty successful IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (oHd/0)
________________

Again per Jordan Peterson, the military won't take anyone with an IQ of less than 83, having found that the difficulty of training such people isn't worth the effort (see, e.g., "McNamara's morons" from the Vietnam War).

The SAT is basically an IQ test admixed with basic reading comprehension and a little bit of low level math consistent with doing college level work at an adequate level.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:09 PM (r4PDB)

432 429 But whatever you do... don't screen the data for ethnicity... you will immediately be accused of Rascism.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

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I'm accused of racism for my opinions on the tax code

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

433 Biden needs to get an envoy to this island and appoint an ambassador, pronto.

Posted by: Willy J Blythe III at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (24hgG)

434
I sometimes take on-line IQ tests just to check to see if I'm slipping. They're usually of the image variety, things flipped upside or stuff like that you should recognize. But as an adult I have an advantage having spent years in a darkroom seeing images upside down and backwards. The same test I might have gotten a 120 on as a youth I get 135 in now.

As Zombie once told the story of her own experience, there's a time factor to the tests. The quicker you can do them, with the most correct answers, the higher the IQ. I miss Z.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (enJYY)

435
Everyone else in the class got kudos for 'turning their lives around' and shit like that. Mostly rewarded for obsequy. Interviewers love to have their asses kissed.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:08 PM (MvF+J)

I would find that insulting as hell. 'Awwwww, you did well for a group of retarded monkeys. Isn't that darling?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

436 The US Military has used a 'version' of IQ testing for decades. That is EXACTLY was the ASVAB test is. That is why the results of the test give you a range of jobs you are qualified for.. ie... a Radio Operator actually has slightly lower ASVAB requirements than a Cook (Math to do recipes for large amounts of people).

Its been pretty successful IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (oHd/0)

My daughter's was good enough she could have gone to DLI in Monterey. Silly girl wanted to pick her language. I said that's not how any of this works.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (FCbAQ)

437 NOOD

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (4pDQF)

438 IQ tests: hopelessly racist and invalid for discerning cognitive ability.

NFL Combine: totally useful and valid for ascertaining athletic ability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (r4PDB)

439 Show me your links, ace, I am not afraid!*

*sounded more gay than I intended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

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Heh, but for the record how gay did you intend it?
Posted by: Seems Legit

Is he wearing Crocks(TM)?

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (3CCua)

440 "The US Military has used a 'version' of IQ testing for decades."

Over 100 years of psychometric data collected now. The biggest, most reliable cache of data ever collected by any social science. It's all racist.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:11 PM (MvF+J)

441 As Zombie once told the story of her own experience, there's a time factor to the tests. The quicker you can do them, with the most correct answers, the higher the IQ. I miss Z.
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (enJYY)

She could be both refreshing and horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

442 The Mayor, Ras Baraka, was a former High School principal and educated in the Newark public school system.

There you have it.

Posted by: Cheri at March 15, 2023 03:11 PM (oiNtH)

443 Is he wearing Crocks(TM)?
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2023 03:10 PM (3CCua)

Cowboy style work boots, actually. Comfortable as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

444 nood nood

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:11 PM (MvF+J)

445 Somalia IQ is is 68. 70 IQ is where retardation starts.

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*makes note...don't go to Minneapolis*

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2023 03:12 PM (sVtYq)

446 Essentially the kids of 130 IQ parents are still getting about 130, but the kids of 95 IQ parents are getting lower scores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



The kids of 130 IQ parents are finding and marrying other kids of 130 IQ parents. That is a benefit of a more mobile society. They go to university and find a mate of equal or higher intelligence. Of course, the kids of 90 IQ parents......

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 15, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)

447 The mayor's name is Ras Baraka? Did anyone check to see if that's fake?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2023 03:06 PM (LUrrP)

His father was LeRoi Jones, a poet, who changed his name to an arab name

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2023 03:15 PM (mR6Gs)

448 "I would find that insulting as hell."

It outrages me that America has been dumbing down all standards since at least the 1960s, just to futilely attempt to mollify one angry violent stupid demographic minority. Only to try to keep them from burning and rioting and looting every ten years. It doesn't work and it hurts us all.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:16 PM (MvF+J)

449 One thing is: we do not teach our kids to think without their fucking phones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)


Not just kids. I find myself using the pocket brain way more than I ever imagined. It's just too easy. Why wrack your brain to remember when it's all at your voice command?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2023 03:17 PM (FCbAQ)

450 "I sometimes take on-line IQ tests just to check to see if I'm slipping."

I took one last week. I'm slipping. IDGAF anymore.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 15, 2023 03:20 PM (MvF+J)

451 Probably, in part, because:

Hindu Sect Is Accused of Using Forced Labor to Build N.J. Temple, updated November 10, 2021
Federal agents descended on the massive temple in Robbinsville, N.J., as a lawsuit charged that low-caste men had been lured from India to work for about $1 an hour.

The feds are allowed to make stuff up, and Neward, NJ seems about right. Guess the temple construction workers get housing, aid, etc. there...just not anywhere near Robinsville, NJ.

PS - Also liked how Seattle became the first city in the U.S. to ban the caste system, on or about February 23rd.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 15, 2023 03:31 PM (GshMh)

452 63 What’s the name of the country that King Harv rules?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Harvsumcofefve

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 15, 2023 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

453 Newark, NJ & Fetterman.

(Wikipedia, in part)
Gisele Barreto Fetterman - The family later moved to Newark, New Jersey. She studied at the Institute for Integrative Nutrition, received her green card in 2004 and became a citizen of the United States in 2009.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 15, 2023 03:46 PM (GshMh)

454 I'd rather be #1 in the lowest caste than last guy in top caste.

Now Democrats are destroying my dream by banning castes.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2023 03:47 PM (OUiUM)

455 To be fair, Kailasa is probably way nicer than Newark.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at March 15, 2023 03:49 PM (8yM+6)

456 They go to university and find a mate of equal or higher intelligence. Of course, the kids of 90 IQ parents......
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 15, 2023 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)
*****
They go to university and mate with other wokesters. Dissipate family wealth.

Next generation living in single wide in Spring Lake, North Carolina.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2023 03:51 PM (OUiUM)

457 Advice to wokesters:
Learn to cook opossum.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2023 03:52 PM (OUiUM)

458 For New Jersey, maybe put in some cannoli and a .38 special with the serial number filed off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

Uh, Newark hasn't been composed of THAT demographic for many years. Many. years.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Zvtjl)

459 As the Grand Poobah of Dumbfunglestan, I call upon the great City of Peoria to recognize our manifest destiny to become step-sister cities.

Posted by: MikeG at March 15, 2023 03:59 PM (VsUo2)

460 Look at who they fooled, idiots that never should have been allowed into government, let alone leading it.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 15, 2023 03:59 PM (qZdIZ)

461 We should trust our elites that own the banks and railroads, not city bureaucracy

Posted by: Paul at March 15, 2023 04:07 PM (OcI/I)

462 test

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 15, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

463 The Daily Daddario is shocked that her outfit for this event will go unseen now:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx3ax8s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 15, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

Google her name for some stills from True Detective with her and Woody Harrelson. I'll be in my bunk. 'Til tomorrow. Or next week. (hangs a Do Not Disturb sign on door. Wife is not amused)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 15, 2023 04:17 PM (Zvtjl)

464 Assuming these are dumbo-carts, what else.

Don't know much about history-geography
because I also
Don't know much biology

Posted by: DEEBEE at March 15, 2023 04:30 PM (yFciv)

465 Delightful.

Posted by: Jim Rose at March 15, 2023 04:40 PM (VFl7m)

466

The Island of Tijada! Off the coast of Honduras!


SERPENTINE!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2023 04:40 PM (x0n13)

467 Hindu?! dose that mean cows in the Streets false Elephant and Monkey Gods and Rats as well?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 15, 2023 04:43 PM (wGqjj)

468 America is so fucked.

Posted by: MikeN at March 15, 2023 06:25 PM (tA7Xr)

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