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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The John and Gisele Fetterman Romance: A Ken Burns DocumentaryFrom the Los Angeles Blade, December 12, 2022: Meet the Bisexual Wife of Pennsylvania's New US Senator. Sub-hed: When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans Yeah I'll bet she was!!!When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans. First up is a trip to Washington in January to witness the swearing-in ceremony for her husband, Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, who was just elected to represent the Keystone State in the U.S. Senate after one of the year's most hard-fought midterm races. Then, in March, she plans to visit family in Brazil for the first time since travel to her native country was restricted in the early days of the pandemic, and just in time to celebrate another electoral victory as Brazilian voters have ousted their far-right President Jair Bolsonaro.This bisexual girlboss lived as an illegal alien in the US for something like 12 years. Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant from Latin America, she jokes, "they made me sound like a superhero."She expounded upon her theories about how to honor and obey one's (yuch!) husband. She also shares photos on social media with her 6-foot-8 husband's head partially cropped out so that her shoes are visible in the frame, and insists that their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion. On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."America's foremost Pompous Documentarian Ken Burns has been collecting the correspondence of John and Gisele Fetterman. He has shared with me their most recent exchanges, which I will now share with you. I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will smolder and glow throughout eternity. You may find that John's letters are best accompanied with this musical accompaniment, and that Gisele's flow nicely with this. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG) 3
Her travel plans probably include going down under.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 01:01 PM (6Groa) 4
oh, now I get the point of the test-y post
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (dCxaZ) Posted by: rd at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (Z32m1) 6
now to read the content
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (dCxaZ) 7
ace, just have to say, the set-up for this piece is perfect..."America's most pompous documentarian"...
I can just hear the mournful wail of the stringed instruments Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (dCxaZ) 8
What fresh hell is this?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (PyOKD) 9
Complete fucking garbage humans.
Posted by: Fred Flinstone's elephant shower at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (XGZoL) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (c2f5O) 11
Hilarious. He writes like a heroine from a victorian novel for girlies
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj) 12
off BC sock
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (XGZoL) 13
She let him watch . Went to his head.
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (z3WCn) 14
I'd be into chicks too if my husband was that damned ugly, no lie
Posted by: NCKate at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (d5Qya) 15
Maybe even like the Bronte juvenilia offerings. So Faux
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Zzbjj) Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (oedLL) 17
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3) 19
coffee spit at the "sold my old shoes and undies" bit
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (dCxaZ) 20
On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."
Is this for real?? Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (DRSnL) 21
I am choking to death reading this.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (yQpMk) 22
Are we really going to lump Giselle in with all the other grifters???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (wtvvX) 23
I quite frankly find the pranked Gisele letters to be more believable than anything the press might report of her.
She needs to hook up with John Kerry. They can devour one another in fits of terminal Golddiggery. It would be like Gollum vs. Gollum in the Death Match for the Gold Ring. Loser has to stay married to Fetterlump. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (e6UQI) 24
Please don't be cringe. Please don't be cringe. Please don't be cringe....
Zach Everson @Z_Everson SCOOP: Donald Trump and Jan. 6 prisoners collaborate on a new song called "Justice for All." It drops on streaming services at midnight. me for @Forbes Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (A/nOj) 25
You know she's an eyebrow donor?
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (AwYPR) 26
Hi, Ace!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (hTf8I) 27
Trump endorses Oz in key Senate race
https://tinyurl.com/2ktue8a2 On Oz’s side are Fox News host Sean Hannity and casino mogul Steve Wynn, who both actively lobbied for Trump to endorse the celebrity doctor, according to people familiar with their efforts. And, perhaps most notably, Melania Trump is a supporter of Oz in the Senate race. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (MFZ8i) 28
"then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."
Already ahead of you. Again, these people are garbage humans. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (XGZoL) 29
I would be giving this post a standing ovation, except I just remembered that I *live* in PA.
(I know you Morons here assembled will excuse me while I step out to grab that screwdriver I left in the car and stab myself in the throat) Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ) 30
Please tell me this is a parody... Lie to me if you must
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (bs+z0) 31
"You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."
Isn't this pretty much in the secret manual women get when they marry? Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (X4R3E) 32
@Z_Everson
SCOOP: Donald Trump and Jan. 6 prisoners collaborate on a new song called "Justice for All." And 4.2 milliseconds later Metallica drops a cease and desist lawsuit. Too close to "... and Justice for All!" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (A/nOj) 33
as Brazilian voters have ousted their far-right President Jair Bolsonaro.
Calling Bolsanaro "far right" is a stretch, but what is certain is the voters had little to do with his opponent being installed. Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (lc5cP) 34
I want to believe this, I really do, but I just can't make myself think John can write so elequently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1) 35
Uh oh, the old disappearing thread trick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (yQpMk) 36
'I Tappa MILF'
ROLF! I pledged I Phelta Thi, myself. Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (oedLL) I pledged "i eta Kappa" myself. and while it was a fun read, i regret some of the mental images it created. and damn that sniveling bitch, but her REAL quotes have me feeling just the tiniest bit sorry for the tumor.... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Mkvkw) 37
Was Gisele on hand for FJB's SOTU spectable and, if so, are there any pictures or video of her staring longingly at Kyrsten Sinema?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (TNyrE) 38
aw man, it's all gone...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Mkvkw) 39
Whoa
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (XGZoL) 40
*Wipes tear*
Such a poignant love story. They truly deserve each other. And each other's others. IYKWIM Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Q4IgG) 41
I also enjoyed Matt Walsh's take on this heartless bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (DcKNO) 42
This is great stuff, reminiscant of what Iowahawk did on his old blog before he started ID'ing old cars on Twitter.
Posted by: profligatewaste at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Be3jb) 43
I can't tell the real from the unreal from the surreal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (63Dwl) 44
I got no sympathy for Ogreman. He knew what this gold-digging whore was all about before he married her. Men always know, even if they don't want to admit it.
As for her, I hope she ends up captured in Brazil by sex traffickers and put to work. Harsh? Yes. But people like her want people like me dead or enslaved. So I'm just returning the favor. Plus, if she's fucking Ogreman, she'd fuck anyone. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (iFTx/) 45
Follow-up question:
Is he alive or dead? Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe Schroedinger's senator. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (FVME7) 46
Ruk: THAT was the equation. EXISTENCE!... SURVIVAL... must cancel out... programming!
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo) 47
Please everyone. Show some respect. Fettermans lump has a name. It is Tom, Tom Nichols.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG) 49
on Fetterman, LOL from a few days ago:
Hollaria Briden, Esq. @HollyBriden Feb 28 All joking aside, can you imagine being the person tasked with finding a Fetterman body double? Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (hWiTk) 50
What fresh hell is this?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM You think you can get fresh hell? No fresh hell for you! Posted by: The Fresh Hell Nazi at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (Wnv9h) 51
She really could shorten her getting ready time by just letting grow the brow across the bridge of her nose. Sort of like an east meets west thing. Can she dodge a wrench?
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (3byMq) 52
Hahaha - The Ken Burns bit is fantastic.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (r4cUn) 53
So Gisele is not just going to slide into Fetterman's seat when he resigns?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (rJ48h) 54
I kind of feel sorry for lurch, now. Being married to a sort of Gisele, I understand how soul crushing it is to be told you are wrong about everything all of the time. And when he came home after his first day in his senate office, he was probably screamed at "All you ever do is spend all day at your office!" Baby! It was literally my first day!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (A/nOj) 55
Who is driving this blog and should someone take away his keys?
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (hWiTk) 56
whoops, I had posted the first fetterman letter twice, and didn't post the second letter.
I fixed it now. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz) 57
all the news agencies are now demanding full access to these phone messages, and all the feet pics.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (vwCZJ) 59
48 Please everyone. Show some respect. Fettermans lump has a name. It is Tom, Tom Nichols.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy) I thought he was incubating another Tater Stelter, like Zeus except in the neck instead of the thigh. Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zzbjj) 60
That's quite a couple.
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (8erNz) 61
For reelz this time?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1) 62
oh I just noticed the TL;DR
this is all perfect I think ace must have been Preston Sturges in a previous life Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ) 63
59 48 Please everyone. Show some respect. Fettermans lump has a name. It is Tom, Tom Nichols.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy) I thought he was incubating another Tater Stelter, like Zeus except in the neck instead of the thigh. Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zzbjj) He was breeding a DWARF but he wasn't done yet... Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (KbCG3) 64
Seriously though... Is this a joke ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0) 65
All joking aside, can you imagine being the person tasked with finding a Fetterman body double?
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (hWiTk) You .. rang .. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (n+4am) 67
Whee! Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (enJYY) 68
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz)
I thought it worked as a duplicate post, because you know...Lumpy Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ) 69
So . . . are these two fucknuggets a better or worse couple than Harry and Meghan?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/) 70
No FAIR using ChatGPT to simulate John Fetterman
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (FUVRY) 72
) 64 Seriously though... Is this a joke ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0) Of course Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Zzbjj) 73
I want to believe this. I REALLY want to believe this, but I can't make myself believe John can write so elequantly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1) 74
ace, just have to say, the set-up for this piece is perfect..."America's most pompous documentarian"...
I can just hear the mournful wail of the stringed instruments Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM Did anyone else hear that in Morgan Freeman's voice? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Scott_T at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (2waQ7) 76
64 Seriously though... Is this a joke ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0) ======= America? Pretty much. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG) 77
Oh no...time warp posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL) 78
"their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion."
Isn't that standard operating procedure for marriages? Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (dCxaZ) 80
Did anyone else hear that in Morgan Freeman's voice?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h) No I got Orson Welles, no lump will be sold before its time. Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Zzbjj) 81
Sorry Ace. I love you but this is just bad.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Y+l9t) 82
So . . . are these two fucknuggets a better or worse couple than Harry and Meghan?
I suspect Mrs Lump is going to party like Sandra Fluke in Brazil, whereas the only person Sparkle Farkle has sex with is her mirror. Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (lc5cP) 83
Ruk: You brought him among us! You brought the inferior ones! We had cleansed ourselves of them. Now you bring the evil back.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo) 84
Fetterman's screening program worked poorly. Or he just too dumb to realize marrying someone because she's the hottest woman willing to bang you is a terrible idea.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (AmpGx) 85
Like professional publicists, the media always photographs Fetterman's 'good side'.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (SYTee) 86
Oops.
Didn't know my other posts saying the same thing made it as the post was pulled when I clicked post. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1) 87
I like how secreting at least 2 senators away from the public and having their unelected underlings perform their duties of office--voting, introducing bills, etc.--is "democracy."
BTW, notice how many Republican Senators have made a point of order challenging whether Fetterman actually co-sponsored the bills? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (0o1N8) 88
whoops, I had posted the first fetterman letter twice, and didn't post the second letter.
I fixed it now. Posted by: ace I laughed. I thought that was on purpose, as in he's completely out of it to the point of writing the same letter twice. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (HTCnw) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (FUVRY) 90
You have a drug addict who destroyed his mind and body, married to a degenerate illegal alien. The democrat party cheated in plain sight to steal an election for them, and nobody did a damn thing about it. This experiment is over.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (lTGtQ) 91
Ace that's a modern literary masterpiece. A horrible thought entered my mind ; what if as a result of his treatment Fetterman realizes he's a tranny. He then shows up on the senate floor with the shop teachers giant boobs, a shocking pink thong and f**k me boots borrowed from senator Sinema. Miss Lindsay immediately asks him out in the "spirit of bipartisanship ". It's almost time to start drinking . Stella awaits
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (INqbP) 92
That bride of Fetterstein is a real monster.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (fs1hN) 93
One of the guests Brian "Whatever" Atlas's show was an OnlyFans model that claimed to make 40k/month selling feet pictures so apparently that really is a thing.
Please SMOD...its time. Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (lc5cP) 94
"their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion."
That's handy in Lumpy's case. Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR) 95
Low budget Adams Family
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (bs+z0) 96
On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."
Is this for real?? Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (DRSnL) "We choose TRUTH over FACTS! What's YOUR truth!??" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) 97
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL)
J61 - I saw your post on the last thread. What was the stupidest thing one of your employees did when you were their supervisor? Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ) 98
Calling Bolsanaro "far right" is a stretch, but what is certain is the voters had little to do with his opponent being installed.
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E) 99
The Portuguese should clean up the mess they made.
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (gmo/4) 100
insists that their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion.
Awesome. Being "married" to this vile narcissistic gold-digging whore is no less a helping of pain and humiliation than what the misshapen Marxist monstrosity deserves. Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (h5TKJ) 101
and insists that their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion.
On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking." Last serious girlfriend I had (dated from 2003 to 2005, discussed getting married), she brought up this attitude in a conversation we had about the state of America's education system. I was reading at the time about how terrible things were and she -- at the time only a substitute teacher, recently graduated from college with History degree -- was adamant that Michigan schools were not like that. We argued the issue for a bit until she finally got fed up with me disagreeing with her and stated that when we're married I have to support her opinions on this topic of anything to do with school and education, even if I think she is wrong. Because that's what husbands are supposed to do. Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Do5/p) 102
>I like how secreting at least 2 senators away from the public and having their unelected underlings perform their duties of office--voting, introducing bills, etc.--is "democracy."
Three words: R,B,G. Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (SYTee) 103
90 You have a drug addict who destroyed his mind and body, married to a degenerate illegal alien. The democrat party cheated in plain sight to steal an election for them, and nobody did a damn thing about it. This experiment is over.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (lTGtQ) Yep, the election was Emperor Wolfe's swan song Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zzbjj) Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (enJYY) 105
I laughed. I thought that was on purpose, as in he's completely out of it to the point of writing the same letter twice.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (HTCnw) I did as well. Thought it would be funny if every letter was the same and she replied differently to them each time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) 106
94 "their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion."
That's easy... Fetterman has no opinions ...Or brain Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (bs+z0) Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (DcKNO) 108
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I now identify as a citizen of South Carolina. Signed, Embarrassed Pennsylvanian Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (enJYY) ========= We have Lindsey Graham, though... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG) 109
Does she get his seat if he's dead/brain-dead?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (YGSW7) 110
I think if Fetterman is pulled before August, there is an election for his seat. After Aug, the Gov appoints.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (CjHGv) 111
Gisele's a stochastic vaginist.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x) 112
11 Hilarious. He writes like a heroine from a victorian novel for girlies
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj) He writes like a Civil War combatant hospital patient. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (hWiTk) 113
I saw your post on the last thread. What was the stupidest thing one of your employees did when you were their supervisor?
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ) Well now I'll have to think about it. It's been quite a few years. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (DRSnL) 114
We argued the issue for a bit until she finally got fed up with me disagreeing with her and stated that when we're married I have to support her opinions on this topic of anything to do with school and education, even if I think she is wrong. Because that's what husbands are supposed to do.
Well, this is partly on you bub. You know what you were supposed to tell her... Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP) 115
Exquisite cruelty worthy of the Marquis de Sade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7) 116
re: "the unspoken understanding that Giselle is always right"
Clearly Mrs. Fetterman has attended the Megan Markle School of Marital Relations. Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (cTCuP) 117
I now identify as a citizen of South Carolina.
Signed, Embarrassed Pennsylvanian Posted by: Divide by Zero ____ Glad to have ya! - Linsday Graham Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (fs1hN) 118
We argued the issue for a bit until she finally got fed up with me disagreeing with her and stated that when we're married I have to support her opinions on this topic of anything to do with school and education, even if I think she is wrong. Because that's what husbands are supposed to do.
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM Shame on you for not being the Christ-like servant leader you were called to be. Posted by: Sarcasm. Heavy sarcasm. at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (YdDJ9) 119
It is good that Ace is "hip" with the conversational stylings of Today's Youth (well, yesterday's).
Posted by: University of Miklos considers Adjunct Profesorship at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (2hexI) 120
Calling Bolsanaro "far right" is a stretch, but what is certain is the voters had little to do with his opponent being installed.
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E) ================== One sure fact is the CIA has figured out lawfare is an exportable commodity. Israel and Brazil both are suffering under legal tyranny. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (31rQ7) Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (DcKNO) 122
Lumpy was the test run for Brandon 2024
now, all system GO even a nutty right winger like ace would have to admit that, as bad as he is, Brandon is still a cut above the Lump Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (us2H3) 123
94 "their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion."
That's handy in Lumpy's case. Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR) Pretty easy to have an unspoken understanding when, ya know, one party can't speak. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (KbCG3) 124
John Fetterman is a sitting United States Senator.
I can't believe what we've been reduced to. And you people used to make fun of me. Incitatus had all of his mental capacities when I appointed him. Posted by: Caligula at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (lc5cP) 125
Well, this is partly on you bub. You know what you were supposed to tell her... Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP) *audience participation* "BUT YOU WILL BLOW ME FIRST!!!!!!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1) 126
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS! What's YOUR truth!??"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) MY truth is that if I treated my husband like that I wouldn't still be married. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (DRSnL) 127
>>>He writes like a Civil War combatant hospital patient.
yes, that's what i'm going for. Coincidentally, Matt Walsh was comparing the Gen Z girl with the boobs who kept saying "like" when talking about "Talking stages" to the letters tossed off by less-than-high-school-educated people from the civil war era. It's pretty amazing how eloquent they all were. Part of that might just be down to habit, as they were practiced at writing letters. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (C1Zwz) 128
We have Lindsey Graham, though... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM Yeah, but at least one year out of six, when he's running for reelection he's okay. Six years of John and Gisele Fetterman? :: begins pulling hair out :: Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (enJYY) 129
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was drug-addled and insane Posted by: The Senators of the United States of America at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (YdDJ9) 130
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E) I thought it was almost funny that the Brazilian color revolution also had a "shaman" with Brunhilde horns Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (Zzbjj) 131
She would make a great First Lady.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (atmLn) 132
Willowed:
If you are honest and somebody accuses you of doing something you didn't do, you stumble for an answer to that charge. Why? Because you never thought of an answer for something you didn't do. If you are dishonest, and somebody accuses you of something you did, you always have a prepared answer for that charge, because you have thought about it before hand. It is part of your dishonesty to have cover for your actions, to hide them, and obfuscate them. Every Biden appointee has a covering excuse for their actions. That fact tells you all you need to know about them. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (CecP5) 133
This has inspired me to shoot the first porn in space. I owe it all to you Ace.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (b3ml3) 134
The PA GOPe is good with this.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (XGZoL) 135
>>>It is good that Ace is "hip" with the conversational stylings of Today's Youth (well, yesterday's).
well yeah my knowledge of texting with a girl is a little dated. this should be accurate to ca. 2007 or so. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz) 136
Ace, if you did this yourself, you sir are a comedic genius.
This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic. Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ) 137
135 well yeah my knowledge of texting with a girl is a little dated. this should be accurate to ca. 2007 or so.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz) ========== "Catch up, bae." -Jonah Goldberg Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG) 138
Ace that's a modern literary masterpiece. A horrible thought entered my mind ; what if as a result of his treatment Fetterman realizes he's a tranny. He then shows up on the senate floor with the shop teachers giant boobs, a shocking pink thong and f**k me boots borrowed from senator Sinema. Miss Lindsay immediately asks him out in the "spirit of bipartisanship ". It's almost time to start drinking . Stella awaits
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (INqbP) --- You could probably dress him like that and he wouldn't even notice or care at this point. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (YIVH2) 139
Linda Graham has sucked more cocks than Jonna Spilbor
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (us2H3) 140
thanks again Pennsylvania, you stupid fucks
May the burning coals beneath you eventually swallow your stupid as fuck state into hell Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (VTu1l) 141
She would make a great First Lady.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (atmLn) Yes, because we really need to turn The White House into a scene from The Devil In Mrs. Jones. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) 142
Well, its a work of art. But to be honest, its so spot on its hard to enjoy it.
I mean, I'd rather not feel sorry for him because he married a soulless freak, but I guess this makes me feel like I should. Behind every drooling idiot politician is a selfish, reptilian, wife. I really don't want to have sympathy for any of these people, but I do. Trainwrecks. On their way down if they don't pull their heads out. Posted by: I think its because its Lent at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (Dnxpg) 143
121 John Fetterman is a sitting United States Senator.
I can't believe what we've been reduced to. .. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo) 144
thank you for the nice words, everyone.
except sharon! Curse you! You have plunged me into ineffable dolors from which I dare not even imagine escape. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (C1Zwz) 145
If you are honest and somebody accuses you of doing something you didn't do, you stumble for an answer to that charge. Why? Because you never thought of an answer for something you didn't do.
How come Mr French always mentions he does not have sex at a road stop with a gang of trannies before I even ask what he wants on his pizza? Posted by: The phone guy at David French's favorite Pizza joint at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP) 146
My dearest Gisele....
It has been too long since we rode in my helicopter. I would not worry yourself about how long a piece of string is or how many cakes you can fit in a jacuzzi. This is a time to give yourself great solace, as I do when the Romulans come and we have to conquer Planet Zaxxon together while avoid fire from Gremlins. You can't feed those things after midnight. Yours evermore... Starchild (Saturn 6) Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (id+Id) 147
Matt Walsh said that Giselle went to the Megan Markle school of protecting one's privacy.
His take on this crazy bitch is pretty good. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (DcKNO) 148
143 .. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo) ======== In their defense, Oz did say crudite. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG) 149
He's dead, isn't he?
Posted by: Gooning Gary at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (F24yq) 150
well yeah my knowledge of texting with a girl is a little dated. this should be accurate to ca. 2007 or so.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz) You texted with chicks who called you "gangsta"? Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (DRSnL) 151
72% of Gen Zers think they wil be wealthy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3) 152
Shame on you for not being the Christ-like servant leader you were called to be.
Posted by: Sarcasm. Heavy sarcasm. at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM Yeah, the irony was that her family was very much involved in their Baptist Church and adamant about following the Bible teachings and everything. EXCEPT, her mother was quick to point out, the whole part of the marriage vows of obeying one's husband. She was not following that. Love and respect, sure, but obey no. So strict adherence to Biblical teachings... except those that I don't like. Got it. That was just one of numerous experiences of hypocrisy that drove me away from any churches and Christianity (and any religion) in general. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p) 153
.. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy The pro-Lump argument was literally, "If you vote against him because he is brain damaged you are discriminating against the handicapped" Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (lc5cP) 154
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Do5/p) My wife sent this to me yesterday: Marry someone who hates the same things as you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4gGV_jUP4 Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (z/ifB) 155
From Red State:
The latest WaPo effort to rescue Gisele Fetterman...columnist Monica Hesse not only trotted out the “woman card” to explain the attacks from conservatives on Mrs. Fetterman, but also equated Fetterman’s alleged plight to that of rape victims who are blamed for their assaults: I started my twice-a-decade rereading of “The Handmaid’s Tale” a few nights ago...one scene that sticks...is when the miserable Janine is made to recount her sexual assault, then to assume responsibility for it. "Her fault, her fault", Janine’s fellow trainees chant, surrounding her and pointing. This is the magic trick of Gilead’s worldview; this is the magic trick of a lot of conservative worldviews. Naturally, Gisele Fetterman picked up the ball and ran with it, tweeting "In the worst moments of their lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault". Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Tdkb4) 156
Fetterman, in a coma, is STILL more qualified than Mazie Hirono.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (r4cUn) 157
Brilliant work, Ace.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg) 158
So this work of art is why Ace needed the test post to see if word shit would plop into the blog.
I guess it does. Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (FCbAQ) Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (fs1hN) 160
The PA GOPe is good with this.
My friend grew up with Val DiGiorgio, the PA GOP head who had to resign when the Philly Inquirer splashed his sexting all over the front page. ( He got caught by a UKRAINIAN honeypot) Friend told me DiGiorgio was telling everyone at a reunion they held that he enthusiastically endorsed Josh Shapiro for Governor. Shapiro is as demorat as they make 'em. Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (dCxaZ) 161
136 Ace, if you did this yourself, you sir are a comedic genius.
This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic. Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ) My thought, too. I would bet that Instapundit picks it up. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (hWiTk) 162
72% of Gen Zers think they wil be wealthy
Well, I suspect they will be millionaires. And a million bucks will get you a carton of eggs... Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (lc5cP) 163
thanks again Pennsylvania, you stupid fucks Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd. That number simply boggles my mind. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (enJYY) 164
America's ruling class is laughably corrupt and depraved.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg) 165
Philly should burn. Get horde members out and let her rip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (XGZoL) 166
>>>136 Ace, if you did this yourself, you sir are a comedic genius.
thanks, I did it myself, I started working on it wednesday and have just been futzing with it. I was being too precious with it. I decided to just finish. Frankly I thought that Fetterman might actually die and then I'd have to scrap it entirely. even now I can see places I screwed up or wish I'd inserted words like "dolorous" or "ineffable." but i just wanted to finish it off. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (C1Zwz) 167
This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ) ++++ Ditto Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg) 168
@140 Centralia is still burning so it might just happen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (INqbP) 169
.. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo) Pretty sure they don't want to admit to being wrong Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (bs+z0) 170
I get the point to this paragraph but it sure does read weirdly; almost like she's combing landfills for food.
A nutritionist by trade, 10 years ago she launched a program to cut down on food waste while helping people who are experiencing hunger. More than 24 million pounds of good, safe-to-eat food from retailers, wholesalers, and grocers has since been rescued from landfills and rerouted to help feed people who are food-insecure. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (krUzW) 171
166 I decided to just finish. Frankly I thought that Fetterman might actually die and then I'd have to scrap it entirely.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (C1Zwz) ======== Why? Decorum? For Fetterman? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG) 172
151 72% of Gen Zers think they wil be wealthy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3) Some of the chicks will, from selling ass and cooter pics on OF. They're making mid-to-high six figures. Not to mention the Dubai Porta-potty money they get. Posted by: They're sell at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (YdDJ9) 173
Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd.
Which includes the drug zombies, shooting up on the streets and yelling at people that aren't there. They are committed partisan voters you know? Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lc5cP) 174
Say what you will about Mrs. Fetterman, but her hitching herself to his star gambling that he'd make U.S. Senator someday is like putting your life savings on the Pittsburgh Pirates to take the World Series in a sweep on the first day of Spring Training.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (wUHYj) 175
Ken Burns turns everything into racism. Everythingis fed through a racial lens. Even fucking Baseball.
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O) 176
Oops.
Posted by: They're still 304s at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (YdDJ9) 177
173 Which includes the drug zombies, shooting up on the streets and yelling at people that aren't there.
They are committed partisan voters you know? Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lc5cP) ========= Their populations shrink but their voting rolls stay the same age... Alright, alright, alright... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz) 179
thanks again Pennsylvania, you stupid fucks
yeah well eff yerself straight to hell too and I hope you get a mad case of terminal herpes from that bangfest you just had with Gisele Fetterman and her Lump Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (dCxaZ) 180
'They sell their manhood cheap.......'
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (z3WCn) 181
I get the point to this paragraph but it sure does read weirdly; almost like she's combing landfills for food.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (krUzW) Or feeding rotten food to people. Who probably take it home and throw it in the trash again. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL) 182
72% of Gen Zers think they wil be wealthy
Posted by: REDACTED Interestingly enough, that is about the same percentage of total wealth boomers hold. Posted by: Gooning Gary at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (F24yq) 183
I would totally believe these letters were real, if John sounded less like Boris Karloff in The Black Cat and more like Karloff in Frankenstein.
P.S. Yes, I realize you're also parodying Ken Burns. Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (c5IEe) 184
on the Fetterman saga I feel like I missed a lot of the story by not reading the tie-ins in all the other comics.
His wife is an illegal? Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB) 185
175 Ken Burns turns everything into racism. Everythingis fed through a racial lens. Even fucking Baseball.
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O) In his first or earliest works, he did not, I think. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (hWiTk) 186
>>> 155
== I started my twice-a-decade rereading of "The Handmaid's Tale" a few nights ago... == Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Tdkb4) It takes the DU'er 5 years to read one book?? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (llON8) 187
156 Fetterman, in a coma, is STILL more qualified than Mazie Hirono.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (r4cUn) ------- I have to say, you're right. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (DcKNO) 188
Wow are you butt-hurt about losing PA. No way a Trump-endorsed insurrectionist like Oz was going to win. The people of PA learned their lesson after 2016.
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (pWC2A) 189
Oh and nobody voted for Fettermonster. They voted for a Democrat seat holder, so they could hold the senate. They don't give a shit about him or his Lump. They just want his rotting corpse in a chair so they can get their policies enacted.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (c2f5O) 190
Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd.
************ to be fair thats lower than the 110% of the vote that Biden got in 2020 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (VTu1l) 191
.. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo) Pretty sure they don't want to admit to being wrong Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (bs+z0) ================ The near-complete censorship of news about his inability to function means they really aren't aware. To the extant they know, the folks I talk to think it must be no big deal, since it generates so little follow-up news. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (krUzW) 192
"maybe put some butter on it."
I'll be honest, that got about 20 seconds of laughter out of me. Well done. Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (wb1YC) 193
We argued the issue for a bit until she finally got fed up with me disagreeing with her and stated that when we're married I have to support her opinions on this topic of anything to do with school and education, even if I think she is wrong. Because that's what husbands are supposed to do.
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion. == At least she was honest with you. Imagine if she had played possum until it was too late. Posted by: dodged it at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (l1oua) 194
It's Boffo's cock holster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (XGZoL) 195
That was just one of numerous experiences of hypocrisy that drove me away from any churches and Christianity (and any religion) in general.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p) *fistbump* Posted by: Unfortunate but not uncommon at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YdDJ9) 196
Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4 Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs) 197
Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd.
That number simply boggles my mind. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (enJYY) --- 80% of Philly ballots show a vote for this turd. It's debatable if 80% of voters would agree with those ballots. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2) 198
I have to admit I thought the letters were real...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0) 199
My wife sent this to me yesterday: Marry someone who hates the same things as you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4gGV_jUP4 Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM Hah! Excellent, thanks for that. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (Do5/p) 200
Well, just remember: Dr. Oz was the weird candidate. Or so the Franz von Papen Republicans assure me.
Posted by: Mhandisi at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (SKxfg) 201
197 80% of Philly ballots show a vote for this turd. It's debatable if 80% of voters would agree with those ballots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2) ========= What's the difference? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG) 202
>>>96 Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
yeah so i was like "I better finish this" Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz) 203
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (pWC2A)
oh please when oh when will you finally ESAD? there was rampant fraud in Philly, the collar and out west where the yinzers be Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (dCxaZ) 204
That's just brilliant.
Posted by: Dantes at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (fVKtH) 205
"so obvs I have to cash those in, that could take all weekend"
I think you nailed the annoying cools-kids punctuation. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (hWiTk) 206
>>>198 I have to admit I thought the letters were real...
oh no, the letters are me, the article I quote at first is real, though. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz) 207
72% of Gen Zers think they wil be wealthy
Posted by: REDACTED ******* like I totally believe that like, I know like, I can like get rich like just by getting like through the like talking stages, like Posted by: Gen Z Bouncy Booby Girl at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (VTu1l) 208
I have to admit I thought the letters were real...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0) I didn't, but I'm still not sure about the one about her truth and ignoring her husband when he speaks. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL) 209
Gisele seems nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (4I/2K) 210
Ken Burns turns everything into racism. Everything is fed through a racial lens. Even fucking Baseball.
. . . Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water Can't stand Burns, but he did unintentionally serve as the inspiration for the Greatest Parody Video of All Time, "The Old Negro Space Program": https://youtu.be/T6xJzAYYrX8 Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (OVKfs) 211
I don't believe anything in Pennsylvania voting is real voters.
But as often say hope the hundred people who thought he would be a good Senator see they been had. Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (HY3gN) 212
speaking of grromers...buttigeg's mentor busted for CP?
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (MLrvz) 213
btw ace this has to go straight to the wall of fame.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (z/ifB) Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (wb1YC) 215
oh no, the letters are me, the article I quote at first is real, though.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz) That's still vomit inducing Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0) 216
Didn't Burns have to apologize for characterizing Ty Cobb as a racist? After the book A Savage Beauty came out which refuted all of the charges against Cobb, Burns looked like a schmuck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (INqbP) 217
We noticed that last night the executive patient area of the Walter Reed tower building was lit up more than usual.
Why yes, I do toss a finger in the general direction of Fetterman's room every day. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (uLr+K) 218
211 I don't believe anything in Pennsylvania voting is real voters.
But as often say hope the hundred people who thought he would be a good Senator see they been had. Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (HY3gN) ======== The actual people of PA should probably try to take back their suffrage from the hacks in Philly that deny them it. Or they could just to vote harder, I guess. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG) 219
196 Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
Why did she leave the country? Did she kill him? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (YGSW7) 220
My Darling Chuy, ...
Posted by: Gisele Lumpperman at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (Xrfse) 221
That was just one of numerous experiences of hypocrisy that drove me away from any churches and Christianity (and any religion) in general.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p) The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier. This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy... and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0) 222
I am laughing like a maniac and my co-workers all want to know what's so funny. but they are humorless Dems so I don't think they will get it.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (mnUzy) 223
I have to admit I thought the letters were real...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0) I don' think any living men write like that, not even Caitlin Jenner Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (Zzbjj) 224
209 Gisele seems nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (4I/2K) she's a streetwalker 6.5 Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (us2H3) 225
You're not suposed to support their opinions. You support the person, meaning you don't run them down in front of others.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (6lj/r) 226
I don't know, John Fetterman's "election" and ascension to one of the most powerful positions in the land is the perfect exemplar of the Clown World we inhabit.
He's no Henry Clay but he's also no Jeff Flake. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (xlag0) 227
I have 'Ashokan Farewell' playing in the background.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (48u4S) 228
this ace guy is funnnnney (in girl vocal fry voice)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (MLrvz) 229
>>> 214 Gisele seems nice.
*** For a Dollar Tree THOT. Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (wb1YC) That bitch is nothing like us. Posted by: Dollar Tree THOTs at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (llON8) 230
thanks Texas Dan, and Dantes, and m, and everyone!
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (C1Zwz) 231
His wife is an illegal?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB) She was. I think she became legal on marrying him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (FUVRY) 232
Centralia is still burning so it might just happen
Centralia itself hasn't been burning for decades, the fire's moved on. It's safe to build there now if you can be sure there isn't just a void under where you're building. And yes, that's a big if. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (ZGrMX) 233
ps i might be out of reach for the next little while because i'm going on this Party Boat with these frat guys that did body shots off me at this Bar Louie. They say their frat is I Tappa MILF, LOL. Scandalous! Not sure what the plan is but at least one guy if not 2 has "naked time potential" if u know what i mean. Fingers crossed!!! wish me fuck!
++++ This is one of the most raucously funny things I have ever read that I literally just can't even. It's perfect. It's flabbergasting. I mean, I'm not even laughing. I can't. It's so funny I can't even guffaw at it because I'm too lost in it. This *definitely* needs to go into the permanent sidebar. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg) 234
196 Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4 Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs) Thanks for the link. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (hWiTk) 235
Gisele Fetterman picked up the ball and ran with it, tweeting "In the worst moments of their lives, women are told it's their fault.
=== I know right? "Its not your fault", is exactly what I want to hear when the cops show up and arrest me for strangling you. Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (ujn5c) 236
there was rampant fraud in Philly, the collar and out west where the yinzers be Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either. 60% for Fetterman? I think those little flash drives are getting 'adjusted' in the back rooms. I didn't see a single Fetterman lawn sign in my county. Nothing but Oz. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY) 237
219 196 Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
Why did she leave the country? Did she kill him? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (YGSW7) She went to Canada last week. There are pics of her and Kids at Niagra Falls. Don't know where she is now. Note, she went to Canada right after he checked himself in. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (oHd/0) 238
I understand being driven away from Christianity by crazies... but that's it.... they are Man and the entire point of Christianity is that Man is a fucking disgusting failure and here is why - and there was this one single Man who came to deliver the answer on a better way to live.
And whatever you may say about Christ's followers, His teachings are unassailable. They point people to a life of peace while reminding them that due to their corrupt nature it will not be fully attained until death. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (j7i25) 239
i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) 240
That's still vomit inducing
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0) --- I read those tweets in the screenshot at the top of the page. Yep. I threw up in my mouth a little. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (YIVH2) 241
I hear her correspondence in a valley girl voice
And his as some Civil War reenactor giving it his best old timey voice. Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (F0+HC) 242
Wow, Tim Poole notes that Fetterman has been hospitalized since February 15th. Completely forgot that.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (hWiTk) 243
239 i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) Should have gone with Mary Shelley. Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (Zzbjj) 244
The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier.
This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy... and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0) The pastor have a wicked left hook? Because damn if some useless parasite is going to dictate to me what hymns are sung at my father's funeral. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O) 245
It takes the DU'er 5 years to read one book??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM No, thats from a WaPo columnist lol. Is that better or worse? Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (Tdkb4) 246
This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on:
https://is.gd/oy9DOl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg) 247
I saw your post on the last thread. What was the stupidest thing one of your employees did when you were their supervisor?
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ) I thought of one. Might not be the stupidest, but... I was the supervisor of the accounts payable department, and one person really sucked at her job and was always incurring late fees with the vendors. So she started calling them and telling them they needed to "just write off" all the late fees. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (DRSnL) 248
The actual people of PA should probably try to take back their suffrage from the hacks in Philly that deny them it.
TJM I posted this so many times, but I *guess* it's worth repeating just to once again highlight the perfidy of the PA GOPes. Republicans held all three branches of govt in 2010, for four years...plenty of time to do election reform. Instead Gov. Tom Corbett posted pics of himself white-water rafting and other of his recreational activities. Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (dCxaZ) 249
When the Fetterclan finally wins the White House in 2024, at least it will knock Harry and Megahn off the front pages ... so we've got that going for us.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (f2wz/) 250
231 His wife is an illegal?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB) She was. I think she became legal on marrying him. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (FUVRY) Hmmm... so aiding and abetting an illegal alien to stay in the country.... Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (oHd/0) 251
yeah. it wouldn't really read the same if he were dead.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz) ... If he dies or has died in the hospital and his wife never came to see him, I think you should turn this into a musical so we can enjoy laughing together in a theater setting. Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (z/ifB) 252
i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) ++++ You thought right. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg) 253
Ken Burns turns everything into racism. Everythingis fed through a racial lens. Even fucking Baseball.
- He's got nothing on the NYT. https://notthebee.com/article/journalism-in-2023 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (FVME7) Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (hWiTk) 255
So Lump and Harry both have Instagram-loving bitch wives. What a coincidence.
Posted by: PRIVACEH! at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (YdDJ9) 256
Another vote here to pin this on the wall of fame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Wnv9h) 257
Well done ace. I had visions of the interior of a gloomy tent, with a bedraggled man propped up on a grimy cot and writing by candlelight while an attendant changes the bloody bandage around his head.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (iayUP) 258
@219
>>Did she kill him? The post 2, 3 and 5 year recovery for stroke sufferers is not good, he's more than likely suffered a setback in his recovery to the point of incapacitation and the controlling authorities are trying to figure out what to do. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xlag0) 259
Did she kill him?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger Well, I suppose forcing him to run for Senate could be considered a proximate cause. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (HTCnw) Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (dCxaZ) 261
I hear her correspondence in a valley girl voice
And his as some Civil War reenactor giving it his best old timey voice. Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (F0+HC) I heard Keith David in my head. Excellent narrator voice. Posted by: Pug Mahon, channeling Sponge, apparently at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xPJvm) 262
Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4 Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs) ======================== "The Democratic Party is the worst Senior Care facility I've ever seen". They keep making these old and depressed people do things, like run for office, when they clearly don't want to do. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (hkixX) 263
when you start getting into the flow of it it starts coming pretty easy. and it's actually enjoyable. I was having fun writing the john stuff. The john stuff isn't really funny at all but that was my favorite stuff to write just because it was fun to write. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (C1Zwz) 264
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p)
Why would you base your feelings on Christianity on those who profess being Christian but intentionally go against its teachings? Jesus specifically warned that would happen. Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Oivbi) 265
@227 biked around the Ashokan reservoir many times . It's about 12 miles from my house and with the mountains around it it's absolutely beautiful
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (INqbP) 266
The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier.
The correct response to that is "fuck you, we're singing it anyway". Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (ZGrMX) 267
Lumpy writes so much more eloquently/coherently than he speaks. Pretty sure this was dictated to someone by the lump itself. Perhaps the alien lump is moving into the brain, taking over every neural pathway?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Cus5s) 268
and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
Why would they flee? They'll be sucking on the government teat, and GoFundMe campaigns funded by retards like Sid, forever. Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (h5TKJ) 269
>>> 221
== The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier. This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy... and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0) How the fck was it his decision? and, did you consider going somewhere else for the service (unless of course, that church was also part of your Dad's wishes)? What a prick. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (llON8) 270
oh no, the letters are me, the article I quote at first is real, though.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz) This is some of your very best work. Wow I should have known it could only be you. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (j7i25) 271
If he dies or has died in the hospital and his wife never came to see him, I think you should turn this into a musical so we can enjoy laughing together in a theater setting.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (z/ifB) Yeah and dig up Fred Gwynne Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (Zzbjj) 272
Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd.
That number simply boggles my mind. Posted by: Divide by Zero I can guarantee you that 80% of Philadelphia did not vote for him. Perhaps 80% of the ballots counted in Philadelphia did. Precinct captains in Philadelphia fill out more than a third of the ballots counted there. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (lTGtQ) 273
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (pWC2A)
WTF are you doing here, dunce? Got some time off waiting for your sphincter to re-shut and your jaw is tired? Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FCbAQ) 274
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
Very well done, ace, and it seems like you had fun, which is great!, You write a lot about movies too Have you written a screenplay? You should consider it. Low budget, we could probably get your conservative friends and horde members to finance it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FUVRY) 275
196 Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
... noticed that Twitter (being twitter) doesn't understand the significance of August 18th. Whena Senator leaves office (for whatever reason), the Governor can appoint a replacement until a special election. In Pennsylvania, special elections can only be scheduled to occur with general elections in November, so August 18 is like 90 days before the November election. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo) 276
T-O-X-I-C FEMININITY.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (17s+e) 277
The pastor have a wicked left hook? Because damn if some useless parasite is going to dictate to me what hymns are sung at my father's funeral.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O) With Mom, my two older Sisters, and LIBERAL older brother... I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (oHd/0) 278
Come on now,
We all know the love letters were ghost written by the Lump. Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (jM1wU) 279
Sex in space - Newton's laws of motion would make it less that ideal, I would think.
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (gmo/4) 280
This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on: https://is.gd/oy9DOl
******* you can tell she's desperately trying to hide her pointy elbows Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (VTu1l) 281
That was just one of numerous experiences of hypocrisy that drove me away from any churches and Christianity (and any religion) in general.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p) Hypocrisy is a universal trait. To say that drove you away from Christianity? Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (OaRnr) 282
236 I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either. 60% for Fetterman? I think those little flash drives are getting 'adjusted' in the back rooms. I didn't see a single Fetterman lawn sign in my county. Nothing but Oz.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY) ========= The next election will be fine, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG) 283
>>>267 Lumpy writes so much more eloquently/coherently than he speaks. Pretty sure this was dictated to someone by the lump itself. Perhaps the alien lump is moving into the brain, taking over every neural pathway?
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity? Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz) 284
Which of Jane Austen's books did those two appear in?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (TgBWG) 285
It takes the DU'er 5 years to read one book??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket They still haven't made it though The Little Red Hen. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (FVME7) 286
That was a very poor decision by the pastor. It's a fine hymn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (FUVRY) 287
i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) I figured it was a play on the Adams' letters to each other Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (z/ifB) 288
>>> 266
== The correct response to that is "fuck you, we're singing it anyway". Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (ZGrMX) Ian S. Johnson is right! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (llON8) 289
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz) ++++ Now *there's* a movie concept. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg) 290
248 TJM I posted this so many times, but I *guess* it's worth repeating just to once again highlight the perfidy of the PA GOPes. Republicans held all three branches of govt in 2010, for four years...plenty of time to do election reform.
Instead Gov. Tom Corbett posted pics of himself white-water rafting and other of his recreational activities. Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (dCxaZ) ======= I'm at the point where I don't think the people of PA can save their state through the ballot box. Other means are necessary. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG) 291
I don't give a fuck what happens to Shrek and Puta.
Maybe somebody somewhat fucking sane can de-program the kids. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (XGZoL) 292
The whole mise en scene of this man's life is plain weird.
Posted by: Art Deco at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (1BrBu) 293
How the fck was it his decision? and, did you consider going somewhere else for the service (unless of course, that church was also part of your Dad's wishes)? What a prick.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (llON Her decision.... rest of the family caved when she said no. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (oHd/0) 294
"I was the supervisor of the accounts payable department, and one person really sucked at her job and was always incurring late fees with the vendors"
I always figured A/P's job was to pay as late as possible, and A/R's job to collect as soon as possible. Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J) 295
i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) there are stories of folks awaking from deep coma, or traumatic brain injury, and speaking in Japanese or French accent, so why not a Victorian Brit author? Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (dCxaZ) 296
I saw elsewhere that Fetterman is somehow cosponsoring some bill today. That's considered extremely weird for someone checked into a hospital.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (ZGrMX) 297
Hoodie Fetterman's letters are hilarious. So unexpected
Posted by: The Pathological Liar from SNL at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (sI15f) 298
"I don' think any living men write like that, not even Caitlin Jenner"
For some reason the style reminds me of George Washington writing Congress in the 1776 movie. Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (Cus5s) 299
oh no, the letters are me, the article I quote at first is real, though.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz) I don't know how long it took you but I'm assuming a short time which makes it even more impressive. Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (Oivbi) 300
I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
Posted by: Ted Cassidy I live in Pa too, and I am convinced that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair. Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (T4tVD) 301
yeah. it wouldn't really read the same if he were dead.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz) ... If he dies or has died in the hospital and his wife never came to see him, I think you should turn this into a musical so we can enjoy laughing together in a theater setting. Posted by: TexasDan === Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing. Posted by: Well Played at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (rUpW1) 302
If Lumpy was married to Jonna Spilbor, I'd be more sympathetic
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (us2H3) 303
I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either. 60% for Fetterman? I think those little flash drives are getting 'adjusted' in the back rooms. I didn't see a single Fetterman lawn sign in my county. Nothing but Oz.
Posted by: Divide by Zero Ah, so you live in the Land of Oz! Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (vcOmj) 304
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz) Sooo... a NOT 'Silent Lucidity'? Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (oHd/0) 305
I finally understand the COVID "return to nursing home" thing
You see, the Democrat Party is like a giant "nursing home". You have Fetterman, Biden, Leahy, Feinstein on deck for retirement. The Democrats just don't like competition. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (RHGPo) 306
>>> 277 The pastor have a wicked left hook? Because damn if some useless parasite is going to dictate to me what hymns are sung at my father's funeral.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O) With Mom, my two older Sisters, and LIBERAL older brother... I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (oHd/0) Ugh, sorry to hear that you were outnumbered... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (llON8) 307
There's a hanging curveball out there, right over the plate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (XGZoL) 308
Tim Poole just posted a video about the rumor that Kuato/Fetterman is brain dead and Gisele and the kids have fled the country:
- Leaving an open bottle of antifreeze on the counter. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7) 309
Other means are necessary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG) well whatever it is, don't count on the GOPes to lead the way We now have a Demorat House majority for the first time in a hundred years because once again the Republicans got rope-a-doped by the demorats Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (dCxaZ) 310
> "I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will continue glowing in eternity."-- Ace
By which I assume you're referring to Hell. Posted by: Just reporting at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (PXVnK) 311
Gisele is Meghan markle without the charm and fashion sense. *snark*
She is the lesser Brazilian Gisele. And she's revealing her colors now that's she's abandoned her husband after forcing him to endure a tough campaign. Good. Hopefully the bad optics keeps her away from a senate seat. Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (+mkOR) 312
Who makes it back to Senate chamber first-Feinstein or Fetterman?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h) Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J) 314
246 This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on:
https://is.gd/oy9DOl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg) Nipples. But she looks like the kind of girl who never laughs or smiles. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (c2f5O) 315
Very well done, ace, and it seems like you had fun, which is great!,
You write a lot about movies too Have you written a screenplay? You should consider it. Low budget, we could probably get your conservative friends and horde members to finance it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FUVRY) I'm in. Go fund ace will get some bucks from me. Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (OaRnr) 316
i thought it was funny making Fetterman's Monster speak as if he were a Charles Dickens scholar.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz) ---- It's been awhile since I've read Frankenstein, but as I recall, the Monster was quite eloquent. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2) 317
I thought the letters were a take off of Civil War letters.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (Oivbi) 318
These text messages from Giselle are pitch perfect. And she's going to be sending lots more of them, since (supposedly) Fenstermonster is going to in the nut hut for another two months.
Habeas corpus! Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (ALmwe) 319
Leaving an open bottle of antifreeze on the counter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7) It's got electrolytes! Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (CjHGv) 320
Oh the pastor was a *she*? Apparently the commie infiltrator type vs say, a FenelonSpoke type.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (llON8) 321
314 246 This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on:
https://is.gd/oy9DOl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg) Nipples. But she looks like the kind of girl who never laughs or smiles. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (c2f5O) ======= Many pointinesses in the movie Babylon. I report: You Decide. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG) 322
I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either. 60% for Fetterman? I think those little flash drives are getting 'adjusted' in the back rooms. I didn't see a single Fetterman lawn sign in my county. Nothing but Oz.
.. Philadelphia County and Delaware County (city of Chester) are the hubs of suspicion Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (RHGPo) 323
Are the people of Pennsylvania even pissed that they were tricked and lied to about Fetterman's health?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC) 324
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity?
Posted by: ace Now *there's* a movie concept. Posted by: Joe Mannix Titled: "Fuck Me. How I Wasted My Life" Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (SEDrX) 325
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD) 326
323 Are the people of Pennsylvania even pissed that they were tricked and lied to about Fetterman's health?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC) ====== Only the ones who already voted against him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG) 327
>>> 167 This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ) ++++ Ditto Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg) Third-ed? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (llON8) 328
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Delco ballots didn't add up, A court challenge was filed and of course...denied by commiecrat judge Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (dCxaZ) 329
For some reason the style reminds me of George Washington writing Congress in the 1776 movie.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (Cus5s) I have a relative on Dad's side, who has a bunch of letters written by Men serving the South, in the Civil War. Not only is their penmanship much better than our... so is their vocabulary and writing style. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (oHd/0) 330
>>>I don't know how long it took you but I'm assuming a short time which makes it even more impressive.
i wrote about 2/3rds of it pretty fast, like an hour, but then noodled for a while, and tried to cut it down some, because i tend to overstay my welcome. i gave up trying to edit it down and just wrote the last bits to connect it together and finish it up in about an hour. i screwed around a lot with trying to make it look good, playing with fonts and font sizes and stuff. That took the longest, like four hours for that kind of crap. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (C1Zwz) 331
Many pointinesses in the movie Babylon.
I report: You Decide. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG) *perks up* First positive review I've heard of Babylon... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (c2f5O) 332
It's been awhile since I've read Frankenstein, but as I recall, the Monster was quite eloquent.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2) He was adept at putting on the ritz. Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (h5TKJ) 333
I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either.
******** Oz like many others were ahead in the polls by election day, which means either the polls were this time wrong in favor of the GOP, which you know, has happened precisely zero times in history, or something else was afoot Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (VTu1l) 334
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity?
*** That's a big maybe. I don't think he ever sat in a chair before 2015. He looks like he should be fighting Marc Singer in Beastmaster. Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (wb1YC) 335
Meghan and Harry are going to have to up their game.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (q6sTM) 336
Titled: "Fuck Me. How I Wasted My Life"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (SEDrX) That's the working title for my memoirs and you can't have it! Posted by: Infringement! Infringement! at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (YdDJ9) 337
LMAO. Only thing missing were some busty lesbian trysts & twists ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (f2wz/) 338
I could hear the song Ashokan Farewell playing in the background while I read these moving letters.
https://tinyurl.com/2p965jbj Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (N52dd) 339
325 Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD) The were on sale recently in Hollywood... used to be called Casting couches. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (oHd/0) 340
It's been awhile since I've read Frankenstein, but as I recall, the Monster was quite eloquent.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2), True, so it can't be Shelley, maybe from Barrett Browning to Robert Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (Zzbjj) 341
307 There's a hanging curveball out there, right over the plate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (XGZoL) One that I saw is: John: Will you come soon? Gisele: Been doing that. Not sure you'd wanna hear about it? Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (hWiTk) 342
331 *perks up*
First positive review I've heard of Babylon... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (c2f5O) ======== I'm almost done with it. I'm not writing about it, so I feel no badness about watching it while working. It's a mess but kind of fascinating. The first half hour is insane, and I kind of love it. Fellini but coked up and American. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG) 343
We now have a Demorat House majority for the first time in a hundred years because once again the Republicans got rope-a-doped by the demorats Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM Tell me how that is even remotely possible with the number of red counties in this state? Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (enJYY) 344
I mean, this is exactly how the interactions look. Except he's too well spoken heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (0hOvj) 345
This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on:
https://is.gd/oy9DOl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg) Hmmm. real hair. Real eyebrows and lashes. Still "her" nose and face. No lip collagen. No massive pushup bra. Sad face. Nails look chewed. I know. I am just supposed to say wowza and call it a day, but insta-whores are ubiquitous and she don't look quiet like one yet. Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (FCbAQ) 346
258 @219
>>Did she kill him? The post 2, 3 and 5 year recovery for stroke sufferers is not good, he's more than likely suffered a setback in his recovery to the point of incapacitation and the controlling authorities are trying to figure out what to do. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xlag0) If they keep the body alive until August 15th, there's no special election. Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UnA8+) 347
Haha, the democrats elected a brain damaged mongoloid and he's not even doing his job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k) 348
Democrat Love means never having to say "I'll stay right here in town" when your spouse is hospitalized.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (AMIL/) 349
This is all wrong. Love is a firehose that you get to drink out of after you find the marble in the oatmeal.
Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (Eat/p) 350
For no particular reason other than the comedy of this thread, I wanted to share this particular horror for those who have forgotten it so you can laugh about it again:
https://is.gd/jkjV3r Hints: 1. It involves a former First Lady 2. It is a fashion disaster that was lauded by all as being in great taste Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg) 351
>>>I thought the letters were a take off of Civil War letters.
yes they are. But the stuff people read then was the Bible, KJV in particular, plus Dickens and Poe. And I guess the Bronte sisters? So that's how they wound up writing. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (C1Zwz) 352
PA should be proud. They also put the vile idiot in the Oval. And tripled down with their governor and AG choices. And nothing has been done about Phila fraud, which goes back many decades (but didn’t prevent many GOP victories. Believe the governor appointed the Phila elections chief PA SecState. Now THAT is spiking the football, AND trash talking your opponent from 2 inches in front of his face-guard.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (f8+Yv) 353
I'm sure the Democratic Leadership still believe that they can hook up the electrodes on John Fetterman's neck and ZAP him back to operating order
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (RHGPo) 354
just got my package from Sweden
the guy must be related to Superman put 3 layers of bubblewrap on the outside of the box Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3) 355
347 Haha, the democrats elected a brain damaged mongoloid and he's not even doing his job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k) ======= This is a post about Fetterman, not Biden, sir. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG) 356
I could hear the song Ashokan Farewell playing in the background while I read these moving letters.
https://tinyurl.com/2p965jbj Posted by: Beartooth " Remember websites that would automatically play background music when you went to them? Ace needs that. Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (iayUP) 357
i mean, this is mostly Poe, really. Frankly it's mostly just "The Raven."
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (C1Zwz) 358
It's a mess but kind of fascinating. The first half hour is insane, and I kind of love it. Fellini but coked up and American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG) Better or worse than 'Wolf of Wall Street'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (c2f5O) 359
42% of the population has IQs below 92. That means any Democrat has a floor of 42% of voter support in any election. That only requires 9% election fraud to insure that Democrat wins the election. Does the fact that Fetterman is a sitting US Senator now make sense to you?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (CecP5) 360
Beware the Lucidity's Trap ... a moment of clarity, then darkness.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (Cus5s) 361
But she looks like the kind of girl who never laughs or smiles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards She reminds me of the SS woman at the burning village in 'Come and See'. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (q6sTM) 362
"I was the supervisor of the accounts payable department, and one person really sucked at her job and was always incurring late fees with the vendors"
I always figured A/P's job was to pay as late as possible, and A/R's job to collect as soon as possible. Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J) === My AP guy when we got 1%10, N30 terms, would always take the 1% when he paid it in 30 days. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (17s+e) 363
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT It's good to be the king. Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (SEDrX) 364
He looks like he should be fighting Marc Singer in Beastmaster.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (wb1YC) heh. suitably cruel Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (FCbAQ) 365
Heh. Ace, another thread worthy of capturing to keep for all times. (Or until the cellphone die.)
The Senate has never seen anything like Gisele F; she'll be bringing the Squad-like fun & drama to its midst. She's very, very good at that. Had you seen her carnival-clad photos that sparked quite the political conversations - and more - in PA 3 years ago? She plays to a very broad audience - has a PhD mom; talks about shopping for her own wardrobe in thrift stores; claims she's a Sudoku champion; always in the spotlight attending her three kids' school programs; has said she always had an interest in criminal justice & wanted to be a prison warden since she was a child, thus visiting at least one SCI, and played hubby's last campaign very well, letting other groups attack Oz in lieu of any direct political engagement. Oh, Chuck Schumer won't put up with that, they say. He might keep the Fettermans under wraps for a bit but he was last endorsed by the Working Families Party and, in PA, they & the blue haired ladies for decency adore her. Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (GshMh) 366
This busty blonde found this so funny that she forgot to put a bra on:
https://is.gd/oy9DOl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg) She has dead eyes, like a doll's eyes . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (Oivbi) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (XGZoL) 369
358 It's a mess but kind of fascinating. The first half hour is insane, and I kind of love it. Fellini but coked up and American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG) Better or worse than 'Wolf of Wall Street'? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (c2f5O) ======== All around The Wolf of Wall Street is a better film, but the insanity of the first half hour of Babylon is next level stuff. Wolf seems tame in comparison. I think I'm going to end up with a recommendation to watch the first half hour and not the rest. The rest isn't terrible, but it's overlong, unfocused, and a bit of a chore. The first day of filming sound is another set piece that deserves attention, though. It's like Singin' in the Rain but vulgar and hilarious. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG) 370
@282
>>The next election will be fine, though. If you had just listened to me and gotten a quality candidate like Kelly Loefler or David Purdue, we wouldn't be in this fine mess. -- Mitch "Nothing is as important to the GOP than Ukraine." McConnell. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (xlag0) 371
Tell me how that is even remotely possible with the number of red counties in this state?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (enJYY) well, there's this little process called "redistricting"...that for *some* reason, the GOPes never do when they're in power! Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (dCxaZ) 372
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT Doesn't everybody? Posted by: Jonah Goldberg and his effing couch at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (vcOmj) 373
Fetterman dies there's a special election?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB) 374
The literacy of Civil War correspondence is amazing. But it’s only in the last 3 generations that it’s gone “from teaching Latin and Greek in high school, to teaching remedial English in college.”
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (f8+Yv) 375
I just went to the link and noticed Mrs. Lump is wearing a shirt that says "if you play for both teams you always win".
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (DRSnL) 376
And I guess the Bronte sisters? So that's how they wound up writing.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (C1Zwz) Their juvenilia was pretty schlocky like that Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (Zzbjj) 377
Haha, the democrats elected a brain damaged mongoloid and he's not even doing his job.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k) I'm sorry you are going to have to be WAY more specific. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (inzoL) 378
I have been in a GOP district since forever. Thanks to the magic of redistricting, I now have a demorat rep.
I'm about two blocks away from the border where my former GOP rep's district now begins. Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ) 379
Heh. OT. "Mrs. Miniver" is on TCM. This was a favorite of my old, now gone friend, the retired Brit merchant sailor. He had a TV room, and his wife was always getting movies of the era he enjoyed. Stopped over one time, and he was watching "Mrs. Miniver" and drinking beer (mostly drinking beer). "Now see here, Bill, what with the biggest Navy in the bloody world, we still had to send the bloody yachtsmen to bloody France to save the lads". He would have loved the cable menu "A hard working British family". "Those fops never put in a decent day's work in their life".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (lz5hY) 380
I would like to think I would have written in a snarky Mark Twain style.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (Oivbi) 381
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD) The were on sale recently in Hollywood... used to be called Casting couches. Posted by: Romeo13 Autographed ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (T4tVD) 382
Fetterman dies there's a special election?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB) --- Apparently that's dependent on *when* he dies. If they can keep his corpse warm until August, the governor gets to appoint the replacement or something. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (YIVH2) 383
If they keep the body alive until August 15th, there's no special election.
== they won't be able to pull that off. But they have to keep it quiet for at least a couple more weeks. It takes a while to set up the fake ballots. Posted by: here we go again at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (pq2Xq) 384
Nobody voted for Fetterman because having a retard in office made them feel more at home. They voted for him because he was then not-Republican. The fraud took care of the rest. Obviously this neanderthal didn't win a fair election, but it's Philly, what can you do?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (0hOvj) 385
If Lumpy croaks, this will be the short bus of all elections.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (XGZoL) 386
379 Heh. OT. "Mrs. Miniver" is on TCM. This was a favorite of my old, now gone friend, the retired Brit merchant sailor. He had a TV room, and his wife was always getting movies of the era he enjoyed. Stopped over one time, and he was watching "Mrs. Miniver" and drinking beer (mostly drinking beer). "Now see here, Bill, what with the biggest Navy in the bloody world, we still had to send the bloody yachtsmen to bloody France to save the lads". He would have loved the cable menu "A hard working British family". "Those fops never put in a decent day's work in their life".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (lz5hY) ======== I reviewed that movie today. Funny. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG) 387
>>>373 Fetterman dies there's a special election?
yes but first the gov appoints someone to serve for a time until the "next convenient time" for the special election, which they'll put off as long as possible. I think 2024. He'll appoint this cow, probably. Whoever he puts in will spend a year or more gaining status as the incumbent and all the advantages of incumbency. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (C1Zwz) 388
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing. Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM It's good to be the King Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (ENBF0) 389
"The John and Gisele Fetterman Romance: A Ken Burns Epistalatory Documentary"
I would have been a better choice then Burns, h8ters. Posted by: Marlin Perkins at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (L9/32) 390
I'm at the point where I don't think the people of PA can save their state through the ballot box.
Other means are necessary. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG) When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation... -- Stuff Jefferson Said - Vol 1. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (AiZBA) 391
Meghan and Harry are going to have to up their game.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (q6sTM) My wife tells me that Megs and Harry are suing South Park. Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (xhaym) 392
373 Fetterman dies there's a special election?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB) Only if it happens before mid-August. Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (UnA8+) 393
Looking at Fettereman's mugshot finally helped explain to me the concept of "Pansexual," which means Gisele probably has more than two preferences.
*Memo to self: avoid Portugese chicks whose names being with "g" and end with "e." Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (KSNKu) 394
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played He has a fucking couch ? Posted by: JT It's good to be the king. Posted by: rickb223 LOL ! Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (T4tVD) 395
i screwed around a lot with trying to make it look good, playing with fonts and font sizes and stuff. That took the longest, like four hours for that kind of crap.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (C1Zwz) ----- I love it when Ace puts in the work...for us. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (DcKNO) 396
The were on sale recently in Hollywood... used to be called Casting couches.
Posted by: Romeo13 Autographed ? Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (T4tVD) Christened. Genetically. Posted by: Do NOT shine a UV light on it at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (YdDJ9) 397
If they keep the body alive until August 15th, there's no special election.
*** Good luck with that. Pretty sure he's going to be green by Easter. Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (wb1YC) 398
It's good to be the King
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (ENBF0) LOL, good one. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL) 399
Amazing letters Ace. I don't doubt their veracity for a moment. Great scoop!
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (zdqb/) 400
387 >>>373 Fetterman dies there's a special election?
yes but first the gov appoints someone to serve for a time until the "next convenient time" for the special election, which they'll put off as long as possible. I think 2024. He'll appoint this cow, probably. Whoever he puts in will spend a year or more gaining status as the incumbent and all the advantages of incumbency. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (C1Zwz) ======= I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG) 401
He reminds me of Ming the Merciless.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (uNylN) 402
I live in Jersey (just like Oz, lolololol). I'm not sure if Fetterman is any worse than Sen. Spartacus or the alleged pederast, corrupt Bob Menendez.
Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (/81oX) 403
Looking at Fettereman's mugshot finally helped explain to me the concept of "Pansexual," which means Gisele probably has more than two preferences.
Men, women, and lumps? Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (ZGrMX) 404
And whatever you may say about Christ's followers, His teachings are unassailable. They point people to a life of peace while reminding them that due to their corrupt nature it will not be fully attained until death.
Posted by: ... Yep. Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (OVKfs) 405
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
I saw a movie that was surprisingly good..."Scarlet Street" with Ed G Robinson and Joan Bennett. Noir B-movie, but so good. those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ) 406
I could hear the song Ashokan Farewell playing in the background while I read these moving letters.
Really? All I could hear was "Unchained Melody." Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch A long, lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (zSyrn) 407
He writes like a Civil War combatant hospital patient.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (hWiTk) All it needs is a reference to boiled peanuts and corn pone. Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (h+PRd) 408
John Fetterman looks like a Star Trek villain. TOS.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (NFbv3) 409
I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG) Maybe a reward to Emperor Wolfe Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (Zzbjj) 410
>It's been awhile since I've read Frankenstein, but as I recall, the Monster was quite eloquent.
It's a good thing no ever cast that mumbling midget Deniro as the monster. Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (44ww/) 411
405 I saw a movie that was surprisingly good..."Scarlet Street" with Ed G Robinson and Joan Bennett. Noir B-movie, but so good.
those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ) ======= Fritz Lang. I talked about him on a Saturday Evening movie post a while back. Quality stuff. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG) 412
Good luck with that. Pretty sure he's going to be green by Easter.
By all rights Biden should be pushing up daisies now too, but the Dems are skilled at keeping Weekend at Bernie's going. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (ZGrMX) 413
Japan has recounted its islands – and discovered it has 7,000 more than it previously thought.
Digital mapping by the Geospatial Information Authority of Japan (GSI) recently found there to be 14,125 islands in Japanese territory, more than double the figure of 6,852 that has been in official use since a 1987 report by Japan’s Coast Guard. However, the GSI this week stressed that the new figure reflected advances in surveying technology and the detail of the maps used for the count – it did not change the overall area of land in Japan’s possession. .. I thought with Global Warming we would be losing islands, not finding them Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo) 414
This bisexual girlboss lived as an illegal alien in the US for something like 12 years.
"Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant from Latin America, she jokes, 'they made me sound like a superhero.'" Her Super Power is licking the alphabet. Paging Sam Kinison! Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (OVKfs) 415
Really? All I could hear was "Unchained Melody."
Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch A long, lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (zSyrn) I can see it being like when they played in the Naked Gun. Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (h+PRd) 416
400 I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG) Supposedly he already has someone lined up, and it isn't her. Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+) 417
They can keep Fetterman's body technically alive for years if they have to. Yeah the brain might be a small puddle of goo at the base of the skull but the body is still "alive" with respirators and such.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj) 418
the letters tossed off by less-than-high-school-educated people from the civil war era.
vs Dear Marie, it is hot as balls here. Good work. Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (FhXTo) 419
And fuck Emperor Wolf, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (XGZoL) 420
Not only is their penmanship much better than our... so is their vocabulary and writing style.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (oHd/0) Look at elementary school kids vocabulary then against college "students" today. Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (OaRnr) 421
I swear that dude looks like the aliens in the movie battleship.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (VwHCD) 422
Delaware County (PA) solicitor tells those alleging election fraud, ‘Sue me!’ William F. Martin issued the challenge at a county council meeting.
Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (GshMh) 423
The literacy of Civil War correspondence is amazing. But it’s only in the last 3 generations that it’s gone “from teaching Latin and Greek in high school, to teaching remedial English in college.”
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (f8+Yv) ... The benefits of having a fairly established body of common literary knowledge were huge. All gone now. Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (z/ifB) 424
well, there's this little process called "redistricting"...that for *some* reason, the GOPes never do when they're in power!
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (dCxaZ) ++++ Almost never. DeSantis is a great exception. For FL's redistricting, he took the pro-GOP map his legislature sent him and sent it back because it wasn't pro-GOP enough. He told them to do better and send it back. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) 425
416 400 I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG) Supposedly he already has someone lined up, and it isn't her. Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+) ====== It's going to be a lifetime appointment. You don't waste that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG) 426
Epistalatory--> Epistolatory
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (hWiTk) Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (MvF+J) 428
Pennsylvania deserves Fetterman. He's the countries laughingstock, as are those who voted for him. But they don't care. It's all about power. Nothing else matters.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (L9/32) 429
Fritz Lang. I talked about him on a Saturday Evening movie post a while back. Quality stuff.
I'm sorry I missed that post! the movie was so meta, and of course, Robinson was superb Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (dCxaZ) 430
383 If they keep the body alive until August 15th, there's no special election.
my birthday and REDACTED's too Posted by: Napoleon at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (us2H3) 431
re: this being a civil war letter parody, if you notice, his bed is made of straw.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (C1Zwz) 432
424 Almost never. DeSantis is a great exception. For FL's redistricting, he took the pro-GOP map his legislature sent him and sent it back because it wasn't pro-GOP enough. He told them to do better and send it back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg) ======= I think there was a big MO fight that the conservatives ended up winning, too. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG) 433
By all rights Biden should be pushing up daisies now too, but the Dems are skilled at keeping Weekend at Bernie's going. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM I guarantee Biden won't be cremated when he dies. It would be like a meth lab exploding and windows blown out for miles. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY) 434
Does Chuy write as well as Ace does?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hTf8I) 435
.. I thought with Global Warming we would be losing islands, not finding them
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo) ++++ Odd, innit? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg) 436
thanks m!
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (C1Zwz) 437
Japan has recounted its islands – and discovered it has 7,000 more than it previously thought.
Digital mapping by the Geospatial Information Authority of Japan (GSI) recently found there to be 14,125 islands in Japanese territory, more than double the figure of 6,852 that has been in official use since a 1987 report by Japan’s Coast Guard. However, the GSI this week stressed that the new figure reflected advances in surveying technology and the detail of the maps used for the count – it did not change the overall area of land in Japan’s possession. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo) Hold my beer Posted by: Indonesia at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (z/ifB) 438
426 I was going to say that, but didn't want the flak.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (MvF+J) 439
Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant
--------- Ah yes one of their lies. Must be projecting their attacks on Melania for being a model and an immigrant. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (GfNfN) 440
>>> 362
=== My AP guy when we got 1%10, N30 terms, would always take the 1% when he paid it in 30 days. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (17s+e) He was skimming?? I take it he was discovered; what happened next? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (llON8) 441
Epistolatory-->Epistolary
but Epistolatory is funny. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hWiTk) 442
419 And fuck Emperor Wolf, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (XGZoL) True. I had the wronge Tom Wolf(e) Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (Zzbjj) 443
I'm sorry you are going to have to be WAY more specific. Posted by: ... To be fair, he did write "he", so that halved the number of candidates ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (pNxlR) 444
Well, at least the letters to Penthouse Forum were real . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (4I/2K) 445
WTF?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (dO/0d) 446
O’Boyle said the threat tag soon “shifted and began focusing in on pro-life adherence,” according to the report.
“When this threat tag came out, it was like, why are you focusing on pro-life people?” O’Boyle’s transcript allegedly reads. “It’s pro-choice people who are the ones protesting or otherwise threatening violence in front of Supreme Court justices’ houses.” O’Boyle said the FBI wanted agents to “look into” pro-life pregnancy centers, which he said he was confused by because pregnancy resource centers were more likely to receive threats following the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision, according to the report. O’Boyle also allegedly told the panel that he was instructed to ask a confidential human source, who he said was pro-life, “a bunch of questions about the threats to the Supreme Court.” Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (RHGPo) 447
But the stuff people read then was the Bible, KJV in particular, plus Dickens and Poe. And I guess the Bronte sisters? So that's how they wound up writing.
Posted by: ace Today they listen to rap. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (FVME7) 448
but Epistolatory is funny.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hWiTk) Practically Epistolavatory. Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (Zzbjj) 449
Ace has just demonstrated the benefits of a Classical education.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (+/hLq) 450
I reviewed that movie today. Funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM I can't believe I was bumped out of the rotation for that! Posted by: Prometheus at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (a3Q+t) 451
I swear that dude looks like the aliens in the movie battleship.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Fist bump! Nailed it! I always wondered where I saw him before! Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (SEDrX) 452
I guarantee Biden won't be cremated when he dies. It would be like a meth lab exploding and windows blown out for miles.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY) I dunno. There's probably real money to be had extracting stuff back out of that corpse. Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (z/ifB) 453
All it needs is a reference to boiled peanuts and corn pone.
=== Dearest, How I miss your boiled peanuts and corn pone. Posted by: nice euphemism at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (zn1wU) 454
>>>Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant
I didn't know she was either. It was immediately obvious that she is trash. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (PyOKD) 455
I thought with Global Warming we would be losing islands, not finding them
Posted by: Ted Cassidy *** The trick is hiring Cook County Democrats to count them for you. Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (wb1YC) 456
Catholics can be cremated, btw - even piss poor ones like Biden. It's disposing of the ashes where you encounter some fine print. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (enJYY) 457
Happy Birthday REDACTED !
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (T4tVD) 458
@400
>>I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle. This sounds like the most likely outcome. What does anyone owe this tw*t? Nothing, absolutely nothing. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (xlag0) 459
At least she was honest with you. Imagine if she had played possum until it was too late.
Posted by: dodged it at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM Yep, I think about that all the time. Definitely dodged a bullet there. So I am grateful for that. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (Do5/p) 460
Ace has just demonstrated the benefits of a Classical education.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (+/hLq) Yippi Kai Yay! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (tITEI) 462
>>>449 Ace has just demonstrated the benefits of a Classical education.
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz) 463
Some of those new Japanese islands are Cthulhu and Godzilla sleeping. Do not wake these fucks up.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (3FiQa) 464
Happy Birthday, REDACTED and JJ.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (PyOKD) 465
462 >>>449 Ace has just demonstrated the benefits of a Classical education.
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz) ======= Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG) 466
Tim Poole at least has very good sound engineers. Gating the mics perfectly.
Bannon, on the other hand, ah-no. That and his stammering and near Biden-like ability to just completely skip over parts of words. Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (3byMq) 467
How I miss your boiled peanuts and corn pone.
Posted by: nice euphemism at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (zn1wU) actually some of the letters between ACW husbands and wives were pretty racy, approaching the line right up to explicit, not crossing it though Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (dCxaZ) 468
>>>actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me,
i mean, he explained it to EVERYBODY -- he did a behind the scenes talking about dialogue in deadwood. I just happened to be watching. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (C1Zwz) 469
Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG) And the sheep were scared. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (PyOKD) 470
By all rights Biden should be pushing up daisies now too, but the Dems are skilled at keeping Weekend at Bernie's going.
Posted by: Ian S. Who really knows? Is there actually more than one "Biden"? I know this is the stuff of conspiracy fever dreams, but if you look closely at different pictures of Biden, his ears are shaped differently in different pictures. This does not seem to be the same guy in all these pictures. Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (vcOmj) 471
Shark Tank star and entrepreneur Kevin O’Leary said Friday on “CNN This Morning” that many blue states are “uninvestable” and said Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) is great at killing jobs.
O’Leary said, “I don’t put companies here in New York anymore or Massachusetts or in New Jersey or in California. Those states are uninvestable. The policy here is insane. The taxes are too high. We put them in Fargo, North Dakota.” Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (RHGPo) 472
@11 He writes like a heroine from a victorian novel for girlies
For those not hit hard enough over the head, Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (jYCXf) 473
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys.
------------- I recall in Lonesome Dove they were reciting things in Greek. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (3FiQa) 474
Fetterman looks like a con in Rockview Prison.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (Oivbi) 475
So G found time to fit in some bisexual hoocheekoo in between selling cash'n'dash shoddy driveway repaving and defective vinyl siding? She has a strong Traveler vibe going, IMHO Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (pNxlR) 476
384 Nobody voted for Fetterman because having a retard in office made them feel more at home. They voted for him because he was then not-Republican. The fraud took care of the rest. Obviously this neanderthal didn't win a fair election, but it's Philly, what can you do
---- I have family and friends in PA. A surprising number of them couldn't bring themselves to vote for Oz, because "he's a snake oil salesman" or "he's from Jersey". These same people will tell me that any of the other GOP candidates would have won. I can only shake my head and laugh. Enough of them really did choose the house plant over the TV doctor; they broke it they bought it. :shrugs: Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (/81oX) 477
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz) I wondered how the Coens came up with that for Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (z/ifB) 478
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz)
I read somewhere that the Deadwood dialogue, or at least that of the one loud dude whose names escape me, were in iambic pentameter. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (12J5H) 479
476 I have family and friends in PA. A surprising number of them couldn't bring themselves to vote for Oz, because "he's a snake oil salesman" or "he's from Jersey". These same people will tell me that any of the other GOP candidates would have won. I can only shake my head and laugh. Enough of them really did choose the house plant over the TV doctor; they broke it they bought it.
:shrugs: Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (/81oX) ========= Explains Shapiro's win as governor, I guess. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG) 480
Ken Burns turns everything into racism. Everythingis fed through a racial lens. Even fucking Baseball.
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O) In his first or earliest works, he did not, I think. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (hWiTk) I think Burns did a very decent job of his Civil War series. I like it and re-watch it almost on an annual basis. The black chick does piss me off though with her smug, righteous indignation. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (BdMk6) 481
Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG) We have Harry Reid to thank for that. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AiZBA) 482
411 405 I saw a movie that was surprisingly good..."Scarlet Street" with Ed G Robinson and Joan Bennett. Noir B-movie, but so good.
those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ) ======= Fritz Lang. I talked about him on a Saturday Evening movie post a while back. Quality stuff. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG) I did not fully appreciate Edward G.'s terrific acting until I saw some of his under the radar 30's and 40's movies on TCM. Notably, "Bullets Not Ballots" (with Bogart as the bad guy), "Mr. Blandings Goes to War" (middle-aged Edward G. is drafted), and "The Stranger" (co-starring Orson Welles as a big shot Nazi hiding in a small New England town after the war). Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AMIL/) 483
431 re: this being a civil war letter parody, if you notice, his bed is made of straw.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (C1Zwz) ------- lol Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (DcKNO) 484
Sexton at HA says he still thinks it wasn't a lab leak
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (us2H3) 485
465 Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG) There was a young lady from Tombstone. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (hWiTk) 486
i mean, he explained it to EVERYBODY -- he did a behind the scenes talking about dialogue in deadwood. I just happened to be watching.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (C1Zwz) You think the people in the TV are talking directly to you too? Happens to me all the time. Now where did I put that ladies foot? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (Y5qcH) 487
Donald Trump Jr. Wins: PNC Bank Reverses Course, Blames Cutting Ties with MxM News on a ‘Good-Faith Error’
Yeah right good faith my ass Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (dO/0d) 488
>>> 446 O'Boyle said the threat tag soon "shifted and began focusing in on pro-life adherence," according to the report.
"When this threat tag came out, it was like, why are you focusing on pro-life people?" O'Boyle's transcript allegedly reads. "It's pro-choice people who are the ones protesting or otherwise threatening violence in front of Supreme Court justices' houses." == Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (RHGPo) Other things the Eff.Bee.EYE is doing: We Are a Nation of Spies, They Think https://is.gd/rNdmkU Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (llON8) 489
>>>For those not hit hard enough over the head, Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic.
hah. I didn't know of that letter in particular but I remember the general cadence of the Civil War letters in the Ken Burns documentary. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (C1Zwz) 490
I always figured A/P's job was to pay as late as possible, and A/R's job to collect as soon as possible.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J) Depends on where I've worked. Some places wanted me to pay everything as soon as I received it, some wanted to pay on terms. I always made sure the payment got there on time, though. This broad would just stack shit up and not pay until second or third notice. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (DRSnL) 491
481 Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG) We have Harry Reid to thank for that. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AiZBA) ======== "We've won a real conservative victory. We have eliminated cowboy poetry from the federal budget." -Mitch McConnell in 8 months when they pass the budget *nods sagaciously* -cowboy poet in the corner, ready to relabel himself as a gunslinger verse writer Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG) 492
Donald Trump Jr. Wins: PNC Bank Reverses Course, Blames Cutting Ties with MxM News on a ‘Good-Faith Error
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo) 493
Why isn't that worthless lump of turtle shit demanding proof of life of this freak?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (E+05M) 494
We have Harry Reid to thank for that. Posted by: Napoleon XIV ------ The magic of taxpayer funding. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (y+Ith) 495
Having not scrolled through the comments yet...tell me these letter exchanges aren't real. Are they real???
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (sVtYq) 496
>>>I read somewhere that the Deadwood dialogue, or at least that of the one loud dude whose names escape me, were in iambic pentameter.
huh. Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (C1Zwz) 497
Nordstrom Inc. announced Thursday it is closing all of its Canadian stores and cutting 2,500 jobs as it winds down operations in the country. The Seattle-based retailer has six Nordstrom and seven Nordstrom Rack stores in Canada, which will be shuttered by late June.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RHGPo) 498
472 Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (jYCXf) Cool. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (hWiTk) 499
he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys.
That's not precisely true, there were more than a few people who didn't have the education and were isolated from that kind of thing. Trapper Joe living in the mountains didn't rea Dickens and spoke to white people so rarely sometimes they were almost unable to talk. The level of education was higher, when they could get it, than today, and certainly people tended to have better dialog skills (Doc Holiday Tombstone is another example) but not EVERYONE spoke like that. The hookers upstairs from the tavern didn't talk like Shakespeare. And profanity was restrained around women or in public spaces by most, because it was considered crude and impolite. Between the boys at the camp, sure. At the dance and picnic, no. Its like the military today, guys can be unbelievably foul and profane, but they hold off on that stuff at church. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (0hOvj) 500
"Mr. Blandings Goes to War" (middle-aged Edward G. is drafted) - ooops -
Bad memory strikes again! It is "Mr. Winkle Goes to War." Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (AMIL/) 501
482 I did not fully appreciate Edward G.'s terrific acting until I saw some of his under the radar 30's and 40's movies on TCM. Notably, "Bullets Not Ballots" (with Bogart as the bad guy), "Mr. Blandings Goes to War" (middle-aged Edward G. is drafted), and "The Stranger" (co-starring Orson Welles as a big shot Nazi hiding in a small New England town after the war).
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AMIL/) ======== He was one of two stars for WB that specialized in the gangster. The other was Jimmy Cagney. Cagney had little problem being typecast. Robinson did have problems with it, and he worked as hard as he could to have control over his roles like Paul Muni. It took a while, but he got to it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG) 502
For those not hit hard enough over the head, Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver Sure, sure, but instead of "Ashokan Farewell", the musical accompaniment for Chuy's offering should "Turkey in the Straw". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (pNxlR) 503
What does good faith even mean anymore? Good faith in *what*???
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (iKRxF) 504
I want proof of life for Fetterman. A picture with todays newspaper will suffice. I'm betting the mental health thing is a ruse and the guy is just physically debilitated.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32) 505
Why would you base your feelings on Christianity on those who profess being Christian but intentionally go against its teachings? Jesus specifically warned that would happen.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM I have never known Jesus other than through what other people have told me about Him. Raised Catholic, Catholic Church, Catholic elementary school, altar boy, Catholic High School. But all through that, I always was questioning how things just didn't seem to make sense to me. The way I feel now is that faith is not about faith in god(s) or religion, but faith in the people who taught us about god(s)/religion. (i.e. I wouldn't believe in god(s) if someone didn't first tell me they existed). So if I don't trust the people who taught me about religion in the first place, I am not going to trust the religion(s)/god(s) either. I still respect those who choose to believe in whatever faith they choose, but for me, none of it makes any sense anymore. Not sure it ever did for me. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (Do5/p) 506
Bet Murdaugh is gonna have a killer prison practice?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (dO/0d) 507
504 I want proof of life for Fetterman. A picture with todays newspaper will suffice. I'm betting the mental health thing is a ruse and the guy is just physically debilitated.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32) ======== I want Fetterman's chair in the Senate populated by an actual donkey that shits on the floor and brays in the middle of speeches. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG) 508
Some of the Civil War letters from the front would shame today's PhDs in English in their eloquence. Sometimes coming from a trooper with, at best, a sixth grade education.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (lz5hY) 509
House lawmakers are prohibited from accepting gifts such as "a gratuity, favor, discount, entertainment, hospitality, loan, forbearance or other item having monetary value," the news outlet also reports.
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services." The dress was a floor-length gown designed by Aurora James with “Tax the Rich” emblazoned in red on the back. Her partner, Riley Roberts, received a bow tie and shoes for the event, NBC also reports. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RHGPo) 510
Basically Ken Burns owes his entire f**king career to a cheesy gimmick of photo pan/push/pull technique and Shelby Foote's oration.
Insufferable prick. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (xlag0) 511
504 I want proof of life for Fetterman. A picture with todays newspaper will suffice. I'm betting the mental health thing is a ruse and the guy is just physically debilitated.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32) one lump or two Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (us2H3) 512
Only the ones who already voted against him.
So you're saying the majority of people who actually live in PA? Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (CecP5) 513
I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole. This opinion was formed when I was 8 years old.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (3FiQa) 514
As Dean Wormer said and to the people of PA.... Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to vote for a Senator !!!!
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ???? Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq) 515
Blackstone Group Inc BX.N said on Wednesday it agreed to acquire genealogy provider Ancestry.com Inc from private equity rivals for $4.7 billion, including debt, placing a big bet on family-tree chasing as well as personalized medicine. Ancestry.com is the world’s largest provider of DNA services, allowing customers to trace their genealogy and identify genetic health risks with tests sent to their home. Blackstone is hoping that more consumers staying at home amid the COVID-19 pandemic will turn to Ancestry.com for its services.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (RHGPo) 516
"Basically Ken Burns owes his entire f**king career to a cheesy gimmick of photo pan/push/pull technique and Shelby Foote's oration."
A groundbreaking slide show. Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (iayUP) 517
Hollywood news....
Brian Denehey lost the new role of Mount Rushmore to Senator Festerman's Lump. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (17s+e) 518
thanks for the civil war music cut, I added that as a suggested accompaniment for John's letters, and a different track for Gisele's.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (C1Zwz) 519
With Mom, my two older Sisters, and LIBERAL older brother...
I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM Reminds me a little of the video shown of the funeral held during the Plandemic at some church where every person was 'socially distanced' and one person went closer to console their loved one and someone from the church came and told them to separate to adhere to Plandemic protocols. And everyone complied. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (Do5/p) 520
Nordstrom Inc. announced Thursday it is closing all of its Canadian stores and cutting 2,500 jobs as it winds down operations in the country. The Seattle-based retailer has six Nordstrom and seven Nordstrom Rack stores in Canada, which will be shuttered by late June.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RHGPo) ++++ 13 stores. 192 staff per store, if you assume there are no corporate offices. Is that a lot? That seems like a lot, but I don't work in retail. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg) 521
As Dean Wormer said and to the people of PA.... Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to vote for a Senator !!!!
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ???? Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq) It's the people of Philly Pittsburgh Scranton and other shitholes, not the whole State. But yes Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (dO/0d) 522
He was one of two stars for WB that specialized in the gangster. The other was Jimmy Cagney.
Cagney had little problem being typecast. Robinson did have problems with it, and he worked as hard as he could to have control over his roles like Paul Muni. It took a while, but he got to it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG) He did not play a gangster in the three movies I listed. They showed me see a different side of Edward G.'s acting prowess. Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (AMIL/) 523
I think Burns did a very decent job of his Civil War series. I like it and re-watch it almost on an annual basis. The black chick does piss me off though with her smug, righteous indignation. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons Read Shelby Foote's history instead. You'll be better off for doing so. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR) 524
the musical accompaniment for Chuy's offering should "Turkey in the Straw".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM Is the hip hop sampled version Jive Turkey in the Straw? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (a3Q+t) 525
House lawmakers are prohibited from accepting gifts such as "a gratuity, favor, discount, entertainment, hospitality, loan, forbearance or other item having monetary value," the news outlet also reports.
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services." -- Ah yes, another installment in the Nothing Will Happen Because Democrat files. Receiving a dress and accoutrements is nothing. BroFo screwed her brother and lied on her application to become a US citizen...yet there that slag sits in the US House of Representatives, unscathed. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (sVtYq) 526
If Ken Burns is producing the documentary, then will he using the Ashokan Farewell as the musical score?
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (gmo/4) 527
I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole. This opinion was formed when I was 8 years old.
Posted by: Puddinhead ------- "You'll never take me alive coppers!" *budda* budda* budda* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (6d1ps) 528
Blackstone Group Inc BX.N said on Wednesday it agreed to acquire genealogy provider Ancestry.com Inc from private equity rivals for $4.7 billion, including debt, placing a big bet on family-tree chasing as well as personalized medicine. ...
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (RHGPo) ++++ It ain't the "family-tree chasing." Personalized medicine, maybe. I strongly suspect that this is a poor investment made for ulterior motives, likely related to the data set and possibly state interest. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg) 529
Fetterman looks like a con in Rockview Prison.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (Oivbi) He looks like the Android played by Ted Cassidy, Ruk, in TOS Star Trek in What are Little Girls Made Of Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (xhaym) 530
Senator Fetterman met Trump once and told everyone that Trump's breath smelled like a rotting skunk carcass !!!
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (B/7uq) 531
Oscar Wilde(!) toured the gold fields of Colorado about 1882 to sold-out houses. In several camps he was borne on the shoulders of his fans. The real West is a little hard for us to figure out.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (jYCXf) 532
522 "Our Vines Have Tender Grapes". Robinson playing just a nice guy, which by all accounts he was. And a patriot.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (lz5hY) 533
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ???? Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM I have taken your opinion into the back room, adjusted it by X .6, and you now only have 2/3rds of a comment left. Math. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (enJYY) 534
I want Fetterman's chair in the Senate populated by an actual donkey that shits on the floor and brays in the middle of speeches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG) How would we know you got what you wanted? Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (TNwUT) 535
Truly a magnificent post Mr. Ace. Work of art.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (6d1ps) Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (Uw44z) 537
Explains Shapiro's win as governor, I guess.
--- James, Shapiro won because the media did a good job of hiding his progressive bonafides, and the stone cold fact that Mastriano was a terrible candidate. I don't recall one single campaign ad from him. Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (/81oX) 538
Speaking of Civil War correspondence, I just found a book called "Destruction and Reconstruction" by Richard Taylor, who was a Confederate General and son of President Zachary Taylor. $4 at my public library. The prose style is gorgeous. A random sample:
"As soon as the Convention adjourned, finding myself out of harmony with prevailing opinion as to the certainty of war and necessity for preparation, I retired to my estate, determined to accept such responsibility only as came to me unsought." Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (OVKfs) 539
531 Oscar Wilde(!) toured the gold fields of Colorado about 1882 to sold-out houses. In several camps he was borne on the shoulders of his fans. The real West is a little hard for us to figure out.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (jYCXf) ====== Silent film adaptation of an Oscar Wilde play: yay or nay? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (hWiTk) 541
534 I want Fetterman's chair in the Senate populated by an actual donkey that shits on the floor and brays in the middle of speeches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG) How would we know you got what you wanted? Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (TNwUT) ====== Someone would actually be there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG) 542
@527
>>"You'll never take me alive coppers!" True Story: My five year old grandson will say that line while tearing across the house running away from his mother. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (xlag0) 543
Absolutely fantastic, Ace. I legit lol'd several times at that.
Posted by: dooley at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (8O4qY) 544
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq) Leftists rank each other by the willingness to do the dumbest thing for the cause of leftism. By electing Fetterman, PA leftists are now challenging CA leftists for position. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (UuD2k) Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (TNwUT) 547
If I had the capability to spout ten-dollar-words like the newsman in Deadwood, I would.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (44ww/) 548
504 I want proof of life for Fetterman. A picture with todays newspaper will suffice. I'm betting the mental health thing is a ruse and the guy is just physically debilitated.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32) _____________ You want: Indisputable proof of life You'll take: Disputable proof of life You'll get: Nothing! Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3) 550
Nice, Ace.
All that was missing was some melancholy solo violin playing some old hymn juxtaposed some lame rap for Eyebrow's missives. Great, funny stuff. Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (L1tQx) 551
Fetterstein has deteriorated into "Captain Pike". Now all we need his his chair that beeps to be placed in the Senate !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (B/7uq) 552
Oscar Wilde described the civility gained by the Colt revolver.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (lz5hY) 553
Cagney was good as Captain Flagg in "What Price Glory"
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (gmo/4) 554
That text exchange is classic. Gotta wonder how it's gonna age, especially since we'll find out how accurate it was in a few weeks.
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (zB/T/) 555
Is the hip hop sampled version Jive Turkey in the Straw? Posted by: Duncanthrax Lammont the Big Dummy would approve. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (pNxlR) 556
I guarantee Biden won't be cremated when he dies. It would be like a meth lab exploding and windows blown out for miles.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY) No need to cremate him. He's already mummified. When the drugs finally can't keep from flatlining, the mortician will simply put the mummy straight into the box selected DOCTOR Jill. Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (AMIL/) 557
I bet Wilde loved him some gold miners.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (hTf8I) 558
Oscar Wilde(!) toured the gold fields of Colorado about 1882 to sold-out houses. In several camps he was borne on the shoulders of his fans. The real West is a little hard for us to figure out.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver ------- Visiting Leadville Colorado: "The book of etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten" -O.W. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (1O1T3) 559
Back when Olbermann thought anti-patriotism and not race hustling made you a Good Leftard, he destroyed Ken Burns nightly on ESPN.
Either that or he was more sane back then. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (TNwUT) 560
Cagney had little problem being typecast. Robinson did have problems with it, and he worked as hard as he could to have control over his roles like Paul Muni. It took a while, but he got to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG) Cagney was also a singer and a dancer, and eventually tried to start his own production company so he could do things he liked Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (xhaym) 561
Fetterstein has deteriorated into "Captain Pike". Now all we need his his chair that beeps to be placed in the Senate !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall The Stephen Hawking Memorial Wheelchair Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (SEDrX) 562
559 Back when Olbermann thought anti-patriotism and not race hustling made you a Good Leftard, he destroyed Ken Burns nightly on ESPN.
Either that or he was more sane back then. Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (TNwUT) ======== I just want to know why the Colts trading Peyton Manning was dumb, Kevin. I don't care about what you have to say about anything else. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG) 563
@547
>>If I had the capability to spout ten-dollar-words like the newsman in Deadwood, I would. The actor who played Al Swearenegen is an out and out marxist/leftist, and a generally unpleasant person. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (xlag0) 564
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (Do5/p)
Shouldn't rely just on what people tell you. I don't think you do in regard to politics. That said, no one should be badgered to believe. Quite the opposite. Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (Oivbi) 565
Old and busted: KFC
New and cool: KFE Two Honduran nationals caught in Nebraska killed a bald eagle with the intention of eating it. - Or maybe General Tso's eagle. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7) 566
"Fetterstein has deteriorated into "Captain Pike". Now all we need his his chair that beeps to be placed in the Senate !!!"
You can keep him. Posted by: Vina at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (iayUP) 567
The Stephen Hawking Memorial Wheelchair
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (SEDrX) With a Speak and Spell voice synthesizer. Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (gmo/4) 568
My five year old grandson will say that line while tearing across the house running away from his mother. Posted by: Thomas Bender ------- Probably better to lock up the Thompson. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (1O1T3) 569
I don't know if you want to get into typos, but letter #1
Doctor Conyers tells me that that the drop a "that" Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (hWiTk) 570
the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion.
Holy cow, my husband's very obviously mentally ill, and even *we* don't have that kind of "understanding." I try very hard not to undermine him in front of Pookette, in fact it might be one of the harder parts of my job. But I do it out of love and respect for him, of which Gisele clearly has neirher. Posted by: pookysgirl, even more appalled at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (dtlDP) 571
I want Fetterman's chair in the Senate populated by an actual donkey that shits on the floor and brays in the middle of speeches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG) ------ ^^100%^^ Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (DcKNO) 572
Fetterstein has deteriorated into "Captain Pike". Now all we need his his chair that beeps to be placed in the Senate !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall R2D2's illegitimate love child. Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (SEDrX) 573
527 I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole. This opinion was formed when I was 8 years old.
Posted by: Puddinhead ------- "You'll never take me alive coppers!" *budda* budda* budda* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (6d1ps) "Top of the World, Ma!" *KABOOM* Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (AMIL/) 574
I'm REALLY liking the 'Fetterman's brain dead and they're just stalling until August' campaign.
It's down. Dirty. Definitely not NICE. Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (oedLL) 575
Made it, Ma! Top of the lump! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (pNxlR) 576
If I had the capability to spout ten-dollar-words like the newsman in Deadwood, I would.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (44ww/) One of the passtimes for families and camps was recitals. Someone would tell off a poem that her memorized, some did stories. I know an old guy who was raised in a big family in sort of the back woods and that is what they did when they were kids for entertainment Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (xhaym) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (XIJ/X) 578
553 One of my favortite movie scenes is the beginning of "What Price Glory". Second Battalion, Fifth Marines coming in bedraggled, hearing the French welcome them with a band playing the march Le Regiment de Sambre et Meuse, and snapping to.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY) 579
That is Hall of Fame material. Very Good for a much needed laugh.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (VFWX5) 580
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Or maybe General Tso's eagle. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ------- Heh. The Fed gov. should institute a "Gleaners' program for the windmills. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (1O1T3) Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (B/7uq) 582
Posted by: pookysgirl, even more appalled at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (dtlDP)
You are a good one. I will pray. 😊 Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (TNwUT) 583
"The book of etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten" -O.W.
You bastard! That was one of mine! Posted by: George Bernard Shaw at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (BTgKJ) 584
"Destruction and Reconstruction" is part of the Ex Libris "Collector's Library of the Civil War", which looks to be a 28 book set from Time-Life.
Oh, my poor debit card. Time to purchase another yuge book set I'll not live long enough to finish! Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (OVKfs) 585
Now I have an earworm...James Caan reciting, "''Ride, boldly ride,' the shade replied, 'in search of El Dorado.'"
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (cTCuP) 586
573 527 I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole. This opinion was formed when I was 8 years old.
Posted by: Puddinhead there's never a grapefruit around around when you need it asshole Posted by: Cagney at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (us2H3) 587
Say what you will about Fetterman's condition... he still votes along party lines in a timely fashion and without debate. Will likely continue to do so for the foreseeable future. Maybe the rest of his term.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG) 588
Did the cowboys know Wilde was a flamer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO) 589
Festerman is the Chatbox of United States senators.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (KSNKu) 590
553 One of my favortite movie scenes is the beginning of "What Price Glory". Second Battalion, Fifth Marines coming in bedraggled, hearing the French welcome them with a band playing the march Le Regiment de Sambre et Meuse, and snapping to.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY) Yep. Love it. Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (gmo/4) 591
Hard to believe that someone named Barreto would be into tacos!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (Vwz3I) 592
I grew up on an east TX farm/ranch
whatever you think that is, it aint Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3) Hah ! We're back to Hud. Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (Oivbi) 593
"I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole."
Pugnaciousness seems to have been an American virtue back then, in the movies at least. See JC at his peak of assholiness in "White Heat" (1949). Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Pastafarian at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (JKwSi) 595
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)
I was thinking that when someone said he "wasn't doing his job". Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (TNwUT) 596
And maybe it'll get the Donk crooks running THIS scam rattled enough to let something juicy slip.
Give 'em some of their OWN medicine, for a change. Especially since Fetterman's chief of staff is Harry Reid's old homunculus. 'It would take the entire outfield of the New York Yankees with two bats apiece to give him what he deserves', but it's a start. Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (oedLL) 597
590 553 One of my favortite movie scenes is the beginning of "What Price Glory". Second Battalion, Fifth Marines coming in bedraggled, hearing the French welcome them with a band playing the march Le Regiment de Sambre et Meuse, and snapping to.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY) -------- That comment was a real pick me up. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (DcKNO) 598
EG Robinson was best in Key Largo.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Oivbi) 599
ace, this is brilliant.
I can't wait to get home to show it to my wife, she'll love it too. Posted by: Pastafarian Crap. Now we hafta put pants on. Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (SEDrX) 600
Forevermore to be known as The Fetterman Letters
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (TNwUT) Posted by: A hungry Honduran at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP) 602
Documents recently obtained by Human Events show that Alexander Vindman has been pitching the government of Ukraine to obtain lucrative defense contracts. In August 2022, Vindman, operating as CEO of Trident Support, pitched a deck on a Ukraine Weapons Systems Sustainment Center to address problems with Ukraine's weapons management, namely readiness, repair, and maintenance.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (RHGPo) 603
What does good faith even mean anymore? Good faith in *what*???
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (iKRxF) *** Backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (flINI) 604
I kinda got a flaming fag hag vibe form Giselles bio but maybe its just my bigotry showing.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (Uw44z) 605
602 Documents recently obtained by Human Events show that Alexander Vindman has been pitching the government of Ukraine to obtain lucrative defense contracts. In August 2022, Vindman, operating as CEO of Trident Support, pitched a deck on a Ukraine Weapons Systems Sustainment Center to address problems with Ukraine's weapons management, namely readiness, repair, and maintenance.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (RHGPo) ======= He only did it because he loves America more than you. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG) 606
EG Robinson was best in Key Largo.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Oivbi) Is this the end for Little Rico? Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4) 607
nood
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (MvF+J) 608
Did the cowboys know Wilde was a flamer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO) He may have been Homo but he wasn't a flamer. Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (Oivbi) 609
509 House lawmakers are prohibited from accepting gifts such as "a gratuity, favor, discount, entertainment, hospitality, loan, forbearance or other item having monetary value," the news outlet also reports.
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services." The dress was a floor-length gown designed by Aurora James with “Tax the Rich” emblazoned in red on the back. Her partner, Riley Roberts, received a bow tie and shoes for the event, NBC also reports. Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RHGPo) AOC did not pay the rental fees for her dress and accessories until Ethics Committee investigators asked her about it. She paid, and blamed a staffer for dropping the ball. Of course. Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (AMIL/) 610
577 Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (hWiTk)
Yeats was no slouch... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (XIJ/X) Hard to top. Eternal. Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (hWiTk) 611
If you were ace, how/why would you ever make another post?
How legendary would that be if ace just dropped the mic and signed off now forever? Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT) 612
I fucking knew that was gonna get willowed.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT) 613
Two Honduran nationals caught in Nebraska killed a bald eagle with the intention of eating it.
Symbolically, that's Biden's entire border policy right there. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (ZGrMX) 614
611 If you were ace, how/why would you ever make another post?
How legendary would that be if ace just dropped the mic and signed off now forever? Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT) ====== Too late. nood. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG) 615
Two Honduran nationals caught in Nebraska killed a bald eagle with the intention of eating it.
Symbolically, that's Biden's entire border policy right there. Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (ZGrMX Nailed it ! Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:23 PM (Oivbi) 616
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (TNwUT)
If you're going to pray for us, please pray that in the next week we either hear from SSDI or that we're able to get ahold of our incompetent worker's supervisor WITHOUT Pooky getting aggressive on the phone. Posted by: pookysgirl handles the phone calls for a reason at March 03, 2023 02:24 PM (dtlDP) 617
We now sadly depart from what is surely one of the most epically penned posts ever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:25 PM (cALn2) 618
Fetterstein has deteriorated into "Captain Pike". Now all we need his his chair that beeps to be placed in the Senate !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (B/7uq) LOL. Or maybe a desk bell like the paralyzed old drug dealer in Breaking Bad. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2023 02:25 PM (BdMk6) 619
I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole. This opinion was formed when I was 8 years old.
Posted by: Puddinhead I first saw Donald Pleasence in Fantastic Vogage and couldn't get past him betraying Raquel Welch et al. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (FVME7) 620
593 "I never liked James Cagney. Thought he was an asshole."
Pugnaciousness seems to have been an American virtue back then, in the movies at least. See JC at his peak of assholiness in "White Heat" (1949). Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J) "I can't understand you! What's the problem? Can't breathe in there? *kapow*kapow**kapow*kapow* "Can you breathe now? Hahahaha." Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (AMIL/) 621
> Documents recently obtained by Human Events show that Alexander Vindman has been pitching the government of Ukraine to obtain lucrative defense contracts.
__________ Catering? Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (Q4IgG) 622
Swearingen was a pretty horrible person in real life, but there's no evidence he swore more than anyone else. Historically he was a monster but he never got killed in Deadwood. He dealt in opium, he had hookers, he was a crime lord.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj) 623
"Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Shouldn't rely just on what people tell you. I don't think you do in regard to politics. That said, no one should be badgered to believe. Quite the opposite." Posted by: polynikes "So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God." Romans 10:17 The Word is supposed to reveal God, so if it is truly inspired of God, not just writings of men, that would be more direct. But sure, men interpreted and translated, so just how we got it all in writing can certainly be questioned. imo most of the institutional churches have been compromised, but the scribes did a decent job on loyalty to the original texts. Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (Cus5s) 624
Both beautiful and cruel, Ace. *stands and claps*
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2023 02:27 PM (fxCK2) 625
She meant to write, "Wish me luck." Typo there. It happens.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 03, 2023 02:33 PM (Q3oNv) 626
She's more Bride of Frankenstein than Illegal Alien Valley Girl
Posted by: MikeG at March 03, 2023 02:33 PM (VsUo2) 627
Thank you for this! Awesome stuff.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at March 03, 2023 02:34 PM (exm8+) 628
The irony of this Ace masterpiece is that it actually just a transcript of the correrspondence between the two.
Ha ha. I was kidding, see? That's how I make a funny point. Ha ha. Get it? Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 03, 2023 02:34 PM (Q3oNv) 629
"Fellini but coked up and American"
... well. ~there's~ a Recommendation To Run Away From Real Fast Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2023 02:42 PM (p1tGJ) 630
Fetterman's letters sound like they were written by Theodore Dreiser.
Posted by: Milesdei at March 03, 2023 02:44 PM (tKatl) 631
I love it when Ace does stuff like this. I still go back and read his racist rant about Scandis (of which I am one!) and the hysterical takedown of Contessa Brewer. And the Kaboom! kids essay. That was genius.
Posted by: Hillary's left testicle at March 03, 2023 02:51 PM (o22Pw) 632
Investigations are a dime a dozen, got any indictments?
Show me indictments isn't that what you said about Trump? By not acknowledhing CPAC Ace is telling is he is finished with Trump. Posted by: Paul at March 03, 2023 03:28 PM (HvsVA) 633
The Bald and The Bootyfool. A continuing SOP Opera.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 03, 2023 03:33 PM (WmGrA) 634
They made a movie about the Obamas Southside with You and movie about Dr. Fuaci both Bombed big time
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 03, 2023 05:14 PM (wGqjj) 635
I don't know. Looking at the photos I've seen of the kids, I just gotta say it. These people are trailer park trash. Slobs of the highest order. I've seen better dressed yahoos in the Walmart near my home. That's coming from someone who lives in a double wide, so spare me your sanctimonious, pearl clutching, "Well I Never's!".
Posted by: Biggyrat at March 03, 2023 06:45 PM (ozHvz) 636
Hall of Fame!
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IF that's a romance, I'll stick to the brothels... lol
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