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The John and Gisele Fetterman Romance: A Ken Burns Documentary
From the Los Angeles Blade, December 12, 2022: Meet the Bisexual Wife of Pennsylvania's New US Senator.
Sub-hed: When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans Yeah I'll bet she was!!!
When the Washington Blade caught up with Gisele Barreto Fetterman this month, she was looking forward to some upcoming travel plans. First up is a trip to Washington in January to witness the swearing-in ceremony for her husband, Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, who was just elected to represent the Keystone State in the U.S. Senate after one of the year's most hard-fought midterm races. Then, in March, she plans to visit family in Brazil for the first time since travel to her native country was restricted in the early days of the pandemic, and just in time to celebrate another electoral victory as Brazilian voters have ousted their far-right President Jair Bolsonaro.This bisexual girlboss lived as an illegal alien in the US for something like 12 years.
Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant from Latin America, she jokes, "they made me sound like a superhero."She expounded upon her theories about how to honor and obey one's (yuch!) husband.
She also shares photos on social media with her 6-foot-8 husband's head partially cropped out so that her shoes are visible in the frame, and insists that their marriage operates with the unspoken understanding that Gisele is always right when there are differences of opinion. On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."America's foremost Pompous Documentarian Ken Burns has been collecting the correspondence of John and Gisele Fetterman. He has shared with me their most recent exchanges, which I will now share with you. I think you will agree that this love is a fire whose embers will smolder and glow throughout eternity.
You may find that John's letters are best accompanied with this musical accompaniment, and that Gisele's flow nicely with this.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 01:01 PM (6Groa)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: rd at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:02 PM (dCxaZ)
I can just hear the mournful wail of the stringed instruments
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Fred Flinstone's elephant shower at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM (XGZoL)
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Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (z3WCn)
Posted by: NCKate at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (d5Qya)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (dCxaZ)
Is this for real??
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (wtvvX)
She needs to hook up with John Kerry. They can devour one another in fits of terminal Golddiggery. It would be like Gollum vs. Gollum in the Death Match for the Gold Ring.
Loser has to stay married to Fetterlump.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2023 01:07 PM (e6UQI)
Zach Everson
@Z_Everson
SCOOP: Donald Trump and Jan. 6 prisoners collaborate on a new song called "Justice for All."
It drops on streaming services at midnight.
me for
@Forbes
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (A/nOj)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (hTf8I)
https://tinyurl.com/2ktue8a2
On Oz’s side are Fox News host Sean Hannity and casino mogul Steve Wynn, who both actively lobbied for Trump to endorse the celebrity doctor, according to people familiar with their efforts. And, perhaps most notably, Melania Trump is a supporter of Oz in the Senate race.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (MFZ8i)
Already ahead of you.
Again, these people are garbage humans.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:08 PM (XGZoL)
(I know you Morons here assembled will excuse me while I step out to grab that screwdriver I left in the car and stab myself in the throat)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (bs+z0)
Isn't this pretty much in the secret manual women get when they marry?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (X4R3E)
SCOOP: Donald Trump and Jan. 6 prisoners collaborate on a new song called "Justice for All."
And 4.2 milliseconds later Metallica drops a cease and desist lawsuit. Too close to "... and Justice for All!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (A/nOj)
Calling Bolsanaro "far right" is a stretch, but what is certain is the voters had little to do with his opponent being installed.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:09 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (yQpMk)
ROLF! I pledged I Phelta Thi, myself.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 01:05 PM (oedLL)
I pledged "i eta Kappa" myself.
and while it was a fun read, i regret some of the mental images it created.
and damn that sniveling bitch, but her REAL quotes have me feeling just the tiniest bit sorry for the tumor....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (XGZoL)
Such a poignant love story. They truly deserve each other. And each other's others. IYKWIM
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: profligatewaste at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (Be3jb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2023 01:10 PM (63Dwl)
As for her, I hope she ends up captured in Brazil by sex traffickers and put to work. Harsh? Yes. But people like her want people like me dead or enslaved. So I'm just returning the favor. Plus, if she's fucking Ogreman, she'd fuck anyone.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
Is he alive or dead?
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe
Schroedinger's senator.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Hollaria Briden, Esq.
@HollyBriden
Feb 28
All joking aside, can you imagine being the person tasked with finding a Fetterman body double?
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM
You think you can get fresh hell?
No fresh hell for you!
Posted by: The Fresh Hell Nazi at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (r4cUn)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (A/nOj)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (hWiTk)
I fixed it now.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy)
I thought he was incubating another Tater Stelter, like Zeus except in the neck instead of the thigh.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
this is all perfect
I think ace must have been Preston Sturges in a previous life
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (SqPBy)
I thought he was incubating another Tater Stelter, like Zeus except in the neck instead of the thigh.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:13 PM (Zzbjj)
He was breeding a DWARF but he wasn't done yet...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:12 PM (hWiTk)
You .. rang ..
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (n+4am)
Whee!
Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (enJYY)
I thought it worked as a duplicate post, because you know...Lumpy
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0)
Of course
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
I can just hear the mournful wail of the stringed instruments
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:03 PM
Did anyone else hear that in Morgan Freeman's voice?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Scott_T at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:14 PM (bs+z0)
=======
America?
Pretty much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (DRSnL)
Isn't that standard operating procedure for marriages?
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h)
No I got Orson Welles, no lump will be sold before its time.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Y+l9t)
I suspect Mrs Lump is going to party like Sandra Fluke in Brazil, whereas the only person Sparkle Farkle has sex with is her mirror.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (AmpGx)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (SYTee)
Didn't know my other posts saying the same thing made it as the post was pulled when I clicked post.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
BTW, notice how many Republican Senators have made a point of order challenging whether Fetterman actually co-sponsored the bills?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 03, 2023 01:16 PM (0o1N8)
I fixed it now.
Posted by: ace
I laughed. I thought that was on purpose, as in he's completely out of it to the point of writing the same letter twice.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (HTCnw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (INqbP)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (fs1hN)
Please SMOD...its time.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (lc5cP)
That's handy in Lumpy's case.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (bs+z0)
Is this for real??
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:06 PM (DRSnL)
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS! What's YOUR truth!??"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
J61 -
I saw your post on the last thread. What was the stupidest thing one of your employees did when you were their supervisor?
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (gmo/4)
Awesome. Being "married" to this vile narcissistic gold-digging whore is no less a helping of pain and humiliation than what the misshapen Marxist monstrosity deserves.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (h5TKJ)
On that latter point, should anyone long for the same dynamic with their spouse or significant other, Gisele Fetterman offers the following advice: "You just have to be really confident in your truth," she said, adding, "then you just, like, ignore him when he's speaking."
Last serious girlfriend I had (dated from 2003 to 2005, discussed getting married), she brought up this attitude in a conversation we had about the state of America's education system. I was reading at the time about how terrible things were and she -- at the time only a substitute teacher, recently graduated from college with History degree -- was adamant that Michigan schools were not like that.
We argued the issue for a bit until she finally got fed up with me disagreeing with her and stated that when we're married I have to support her opinions on this topic of anything to do with school and education, even if I think she is wrong. Because that's what husbands are supposed to do.
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Do5/p)
Three words: R,B,G.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (lTGtQ)
Yep, the election was Emperor Wolfe's swan song
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (HTCnw)
I did as well. Thought it would be funny if every letter was the same and she replied differently to them each time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
That's easy... Fetterman has no opinions ...Or brain
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (DcKNO)
I now identify as a citizen of South Carolina.
Signed,
Embarrassed Pennsylvanian
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (enJYY)
=========
We have Lindsey Graham, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (YGSW7)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj)
He writes like a Civil War combatant hospital patient.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)
Well now I'll have to think about it. It's been quite a few years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (DRSnL)
Well, this is partly on you bub. You know what you were supposed to tell her...
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (FVME7)
Clearly Mrs. Fetterman has attended the Megan Markle School of Marital Relations.
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (cTCuP)
Signed,
Embarrassed Pennsylvanian
Posted by: Divide by Zero
____
Glad to have ya!
- Linsday Graham
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (fs1hN)
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM
Shame on you for not being the Christ-like servant leader you were called to be.
Posted by: Sarcasm. Heavy sarcasm. at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: University of Miklos considers Adjunct Profesorship at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (2hexI)
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E)
==================
One sure fact is the CIA has figured out lawfare is an exportable commodity. Israel and Brazil both are suffering under legal tyranny.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (31rQ7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (DcKNO)
now, all system GO
even a nutty right winger like ace would have to admit that, as bad as he is, Brandon is still a cut above the Lump
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (us2H3)
That's handy in Lumpy's case.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR)
Pretty easy to have an unspoken understanding when, ya know, one party can't speak.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (KbCG3)
I can't believe what we've been reduced to.
And you people used to make fun of me. Incitatus had all of his mental capacities when I appointed him.
Posted by: Caligula at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (lc5cP)
Well, this is partly on you bub. You know what you were supposed to tell her...
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP)
*audience participation*
"BUT YOU WILL BLOW ME FIRST!!!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
MY truth is that if I treated my husband like that I wouldn't still be married.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:21 PM (DRSnL)
yes, that's what i'm going for.
Coincidentally, Matt Walsh was comparing the Gen Z girl with the boobs who kept saying "like" when talking about "Talking stages" to the letters tossed off by less-than-high-school-educated people from the civil war era. It's pretty amazing how eloquent they all were. Part of that might just be down to habit, as they were practiced at writing letters.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (C1Zwz)
We have Lindsey Graham, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM
Yeah, but at least one year out of six, when he's running for reelection he's okay. Six years of John and Gisele Fetterman?
:: begins pulling hair out ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (enJYY)
And the one he got was drug-addled and insane
Posted by: The Senators of the United States of America at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (YdDJ9)
The CIA's gotten efficient at color revolutions. The Ukraine, the US, Brazil, and now they're working on Israel.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (X4R3E)
I thought it was almost funny that the Brazilian color revolution also had a "shaman" with Brunhilde horns
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (atmLn)
If you are honest and somebody accuses you of doing something you didn't do, you stumble for an answer to that charge. Why? Because you never thought of an answer for something you didn't do.
If you are dishonest, and somebody accuses you of something you did, you always have a prepared answer for that charge, because you have thought about it before hand. It is part of your dishonesty to have cover for your actions, to hide them, and obfuscate them.
Every Biden appointee has a covering excuse for their actions. That fact tells you all you need to know about them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (b3ml3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (XGZoL)
well yeah my knowledge of texting with a girl is a little dated. this should be accurate to ca. 2007 or so.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz)
This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz)
==========
"Catch up, bae."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:17 PM (INqbP)
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You could probably dress him like that and he wouldn't even notice or care at this point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (us2H3)
May the burning coals beneath you eventually swallow your stupid as fuck state into hell
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:22 PM (atmLn)
Yes, because we really need to turn The White House into a scene from The Devil In Mrs. Jones.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I mean, I'd rather not feel sorry for him because he married a soulless freak, but I guess this makes me feel like I should.
Behind every drooling idiot politician is a selfish, reptilian, wife. I really don't want to have sympathy for any of these people, but I do. Trainwrecks. On their way down if they don't pull their heads out.
Posted by: I think its because its Lent at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (Dnxpg)
I can't believe what we've been reduced to.
.. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
except sharon! Curse you!
You have plunged me into ineffable dolors from which I dare not even imagine escape.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (C1Zwz)
How come Mr French always mentions he does not have sex at a road stop with a gang of trannies before I even ask what he wants on his pizza?
Posted by: The phone guy at David French's favorite Pizza joint at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP)
It has been too long since we rode in my helicopter. I would not worry yourself about how long a piece of string is or how many cakes you can fit in a jacuzzi. This is a time to give yourself great solace, as I do when the Romulans come and we have to conquer Planet Zaxxon together while avoid fire from Gremlins. You can't feed those things after midnight.
Yours evermore...
Starchild (Saturn 6)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (id+Id)
His take on this crazy bitch is pretty good.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
========
In their defense, Oz did say crudite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Gooning Gary at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (F24yq)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (C1Zwz)
You texted with chicks who called you "gangsta"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Sarcasm. Heavy sarcasm. at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM
Yeah, the irony was that her family was very much involved in their Baptist Church and adamant about following the Bible teachings and everything. EXCEPT, her mother was quick to point out, the whole part of the marriage vows of obeying one's husband. She was not following that. Love and respect, sure, but obey no.
So strict adherence to Biblical teachings... except those that I don't like. Got it.
That was just one of numerous experiences of hypocrisy that drove me away from any churches and Christianity (and any religion) in general.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p)
.. I live in Pennsylvania, and I can say that most of the folks who voted for Fetterman are undeterred by his infirmary. Creepy
The pro-Lump argument was literally, "If you vote against him because he is brain damaged you are discriminating against the handicapped"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (Do5/p)
My wife sent this to me yesterday: Marry someone who hates the same things as you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4gGV_jUP4
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (z/ifB)
The latest WaPo effort to rescue Gisele Fetterman...columnist Monica Hesse not only trotted out the “woman card” to explain the attacks from conservatives on Mrs. Fetterman, but also equated Fetterman’s alleged plight to that of rape victims who are blamed for their assaults:
I started my twice-a-decade rereading of “The Handmaid’s Tale” a few nights ago...one scene that sticks...is when the miserable Janine is made to recount her sexual assault, then to assume responsibility for it. "Her fault, her fault", Janine’s fellow trainees chant, surrounding her and pointing. This is the magic trick of Gilead’s worldview; this is the magic trick of a lot of conservative worldviews.
Naturally, Gisele Fetterman picked up the ball and ran with it, tweeting "In the worst moments of their lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault".
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Tdkb4)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (r4cUn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
I guess it does.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (fs1hN)
My friend grew up with Val DiGiorgio, the PA GOP head who had to resign when the Philly Inquirer splashed his sexting all over the front page. ( He got caught by a UKRAINIAN honeypot)
Friend told me DiGiorgio was telling everyone at a reunion they held that he enthusiastically endorsed Josh Shapiro for Governor.
Shapiro is as demorat as they make 'em.
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (dCxaZ)
This should go in the eternal sidebar as an instant classic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)
My thought, too. I would bet that Instapundit picks it up.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (hWiTk)
Well, I suspect they will be millionaires.
And a million bucks will get you a carton of eggs...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (lc5cP)
thanks again Pennsylvania, you stupid fucks
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort
Specifically Philadelphia Pennsylvania did the deed. 80% I repeat 80% of Philly residents voted for this turd.
That number simply boggles my mind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (XGZoL)
thanks, I did it myself, I started working on it wednesday and have just been futzing with it. I was being too precious with it.
I decided to just finish. Frankly I thought that Fetterman might actually die and then I'd have to scrap it entirely.
even now I can see places I screwed up or wish I'd inserted words like "dolorous" or "ineffable."
but i just wanted to finish it off.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
Ditto
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (INqbP)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
Pretty sure they don't want to admit to being wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (bs+z0)
A nutritionist by trade, 10 years ago she launched a program to cut down on food waste while helping people who are experiencing hunger. More than 24 million pounds of good, safe-to-eat food from retailers, wholesalers, and grocers has since been rescued from landfills and rerouted to help feed people who are food-insecure.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (krUzW)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)
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Why? Decorum? For Fetterman?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)
Some of the chicks will, from selling ass and cooter pics on OF. They're making mid-to-high six figures. Not to mention the Dubai Porta-potty money they get.
Posted by: They're sell at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (YdDJ9)
Which includes the drug zombies, shooting up on the streets and yelling at people that aren't there.
They are committed partisan voters you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (wUHYj)
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O)
Posted by: They're still 304s at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (YdDJ9)
They are committed partisan voters you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (lc5cP)
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Their populations shrink but their voting rolls stay the same age...
Alright, alright, alright...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz)
yeah well eff yerself straight to hell too
and I hope you get a mad case of terminal herpes from that bangfest you just had with Gisele Fetterman and her Lump
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (z3WCn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (krUzW)
Or feeding rotten food to people. Who probably take it home and throw it in the trash again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: REDACTED
Interestingly enough, that is about the same percentage of total wealth boomers hold.
Posted by: Gooning Gary at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (F24yq)
P.S. Yes, I realize you're also parodying Ken Burns.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (c5IEe)
His wife is an illegal?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O)
In his first or earliest works, he did not, I think.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (hWiTk)
==
I started my twice-a-decade rereading of "The Handmaid's Tale" a few nights ago...
==
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (Tdkb4)
It takes the DU'er 5 years to read one book??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (llON8)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (r4cUn)
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I have to say, you're right.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (pWC2A)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (c2f5O)
************
to be fair thats lower than the 110% of the vote that Biden got in 2020
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
Pretty sure they don't want to admit to being wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (bs+z0)
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The near-complete censorship of news about his inability to function means they really aren't aware. To the extant they know, the folks I talk to think it must be no big deal, since it generates so little follow-up news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (krUzW)
I'll be honest, that got about 20 seconds of laughter out of me.
Well done.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (wb1YC)
Our relationship was pretty much over after that discussion.
==
At least she was honest with you. Imagine if she had played possum until it was too late.
Posted by: dodged it at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (l1oua)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Unfortunate but not uncommon at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YdDJ9)
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs)
That number simply boggles my mind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:26 PM (enJYY)
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80% of Philly ballots show a vote for this turd. It's debatable if 80% of voters would agree with those ballots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4gGV_jUP4
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM
Hah! Excellent, thanks for that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mhandisi at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (SKxfg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)
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What's the difference?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
yeah so i was like "I better finish this"
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz)
oh please when oh when will you finally ESAD?
there was rampant fraud in Philly, the collar and out west where the yinzers be
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Dantes at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (fVKtH)
I think you nailed the annoying cools-kids punctuation.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (hWiTk)
oh no, the letters are me, the article I quote at first is real, though.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: REDACTED
*******
like I totally believe that like, I know like, I can like get rich like just by getting like through the like talking stages, like
Posted by: Gen Z Bouncy Booby Girl at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)
I didn't, but I'm still not sure about the one about her truth and ignoring her husband when he speaks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (4I/2K)
. . .
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water
Can't stand Burns, but he did unintentionally serve as the inspiration for the Greatest Parody Video of All Time, "The Old Negro Space Program":
https://youtu.be/T6xJzAYYrX8
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (OVKfs)
But as often say hope the hundred people who thought he would be a good Senator see they been had.
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (HY3gN)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz)
That's still vomit inducing
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (INqbP)
Why yes, I do toss a finger in the general direction of Fetterman's room every day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (uLr+K)
But as often say hope the hundred people who thought he would be a good Senator see they been had.
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (HY3gN)
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The actual people of PA should probably try to take back their suffrage from the hacks in Philly that deny them it.
Or they could just to vote harder, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Why did she leave the country?
Did she kill him?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (YGSW7)
Posted by: Gisele Lumpperman at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p)
The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier.
This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy...
and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (mnUzy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (bs+z0)
I don' think any living men write like that, not even Caitlin Jenner
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:32 PM (4I/2K)
she's a streetwalker 6.5
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (6lj/r)
He's no Henry Clay but he's also no Jeff Flake.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (48u4S)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (MLrvz)
***
For a Dollar Tree THOT.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (wb1YC)
That bitch is nothing like us.
Posted by: Dollar Tree THOTs at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
She was. I think she became legal on marrying him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (FUVRY)
Centralia itself hasn't been burning for decades, the fire's moved on. It's safe to build there now if you can be sure there isn't just a void under where you're building. And yes, that's a big if.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
This is one of the most raucously funny things I have ever read that I literally just can't even.
It's perfect. It's flabbergasting. I mean, I'm not even laughing. I can't. It's so funny I can't even guffaw at it because I'm too lost in it.
This *definitely* needs to go into the permanent sidebar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs)
Thanks for the link.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (hWiTk)
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I know right? "Its not your fault", is exactly what I want to hear when the cops show up and arrest me for strangling you.
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (ujn5c)
there was rampant fraud in Philly, the collar and out west where the yinzers be
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM
I'm in a collar county, sort of without touching Philly, and the numbers here don't add up either. 60% for Fetterman? I think those little flash drives are getting 'adjusted' in the back rooms. I didn't see a single Fetterman lawn sign in my county. Nothing but Oz.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY)
Why did she leave the country?
Did she kill him?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (YGSW7)
She went to Canada last week. There are pics of her and Kids at Niagra Falls. Don't know where she is now.
Note, she went to Canada right after he checked himself in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (oHd/0)
And whatever you may say about Christ's followers, His teachings are unassailable. They point people to a life of peace while reminding them that due to their corrupt nature it will not be fully attained until death.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (j7i25)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0)
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I read those tweets in the screenshot at the top of the page. Yep. I threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (YIVH2)
And his as some Civil War reenactor giving it his best old timey voice.
Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (F0+HC)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
Should have gone with Mary Shelley.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (Zzbjj)
This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy...
and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0)
The pastor have a wicked left hook? Because damn if some useless parasite is going to dictate to me what hymns are sung at my father's funeral.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM
No, thats from a WaPo columnist lol. Is that better or worse?
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (Tdkb4)
https://is.gd/oy9DOl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)
I thought of one. Might not be the stupidest, but...
I was the supervisor of the accounts payable department, and one person really sucked at her job and was always incurring late fees with the vendors. So she started calling them and telling them they needed to "just write off" all the late fees.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (DRSnL)
TJM I posted this so many times, but I *guess* it's worth repeating just to once again highlight the perfidy of the PA GOPes. Republicans held all three branches of govt in 2010, for four years...plenty of time to do election reform.
Instead Gov. Tom Corbett posted pics of himself white-water rafting and other of his recreational activities.
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (f2wz/)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
She was. I think she became legal on marrying him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (FUVRY)
Hmmm... so aiding and abetting an illegal alien to stay in the country....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz)
...
If he dies or has died in the hospital and his wife never came to see him, I think you should turn this into a musical so we can enjoy laughing together in a theater setting.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
++++
You thought right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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He's got nothing on the NYT.
https://notthebee.com/article/journalism-in-2023
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: PRIVACEH! at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (iayUP)
>>Did she kill him?
The post 2, 3 and 5 year recovery for stroke sufferers is not good, he's more than likely suffered a setback in his recovery to the point of incapacitation and the controlling authorities are trying to figure out what to do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Well, I suppose forcing him to run for Senate could be considered a proximate cause.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (HTCnw)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (dCxaZ)
And his as some Civil War reenactor giving it his best old timey voice.
Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (F0+HC)
I heard Keith David in my head. Excellent narrator voice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, channeling Sponge, apparently at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xPJvm)
https://youtu.be/eGzCF9fLPZ4
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:30 PM (OVKfs)
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"The Democratic Party is the worst Senior Care facility I've ever seen". They keep making these old and depressed people do things, like run for office, when they clearly don't want to do.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (hkixX)
when you start getting into the flow of it it starts coming pretty easy. and it's actually enjoyable. I was having fun writing the john stuff. The john stuff isn't really funny at all but that was my favorite stuff to write just because it was fun to write.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (C1Zwz)
Why would you base your feelings on Christianity on those who profess being Christian but intentionally go against its teachings? Jesus specifically warned that would happen.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (INqbP)
The correct response to that is "fuck you, we're singing it anyway".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (Cus5s)
Why would they flee? They'll be sucking on the government teat, and GoFundMe campaigns funded by retards like Sid, forever.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (h5TKJ)
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The last time I stepped foot in a church was my Father's funeral. During planning, the pastor forbade us to sing his favorite Hymn, Onward Christian Soldier.
This was the Methodist church I had been raised in... sang in the choir... altar boy...
and yes, the Hymn was in the approved Methodist Hymn book, that sat on the back of the Piew, that had a plaque commemorating how much my Family had given to that church over the decades.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:34 PM (oHd/0)
How the fck was it his decision? and, did you consider going somewhere else for the service (unless of course, that church was also part of your Dad's wishes)? What a prick.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz)
This is some of your very best work. Wow I should have known it could only be you.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (j7i25)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (z/ifB)
Yeah and dig up Fred Gwynne
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (Zzbjj)
That number simply boggles my mind.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
I can guarantee you that 80% of Philadelphia did not vote for him. Perhaps 80% of the ballots counted in Philadelphia did. Precinct captains in Philadelphia fill out more than a third of the ballots counted there.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)
WTF are you doing here, dunce?
Got some time off waiting for your sphincter to re-shut and your jaw is tired?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FCbAQ)
Very well done, ace, and it seems like you had fun, which is great!,
You write a lot about movies too Have you written a screenplay? You should consider it. Low budget, we could probably get your conservative friends and horde members to finance it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FUVRY)
... noticed that Twitter (being twitter) doesn't understand the significance of August 18th.
Whena Senator leaves office (for whatever reason), the Governor can appoint a replacement until a special election.
In Pennsylvania, special elections can only be scheduled to occur with general elections in November, so August 18 is like 90 days before the November election.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O)
With Mom, my two older Sisters, and LIBERAL older brother...
I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (oHd/0)
We all know the love letters were ghost written by the Lump.
Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (jM1wU)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (gmo/4)
*******
you can tell she's desperately trying to hide her pointy elbows
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:25 PM (Do5/p)
Hypocrisy is a universal trait. To say that drove you away from Christianity?
Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (enJYY)
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The next election will be fine, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)
maybe he's having some kind of deathbed lucidity?
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
They still haven't made it though The Little Red Hen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
I figured it was a play on the Adams' letters to each other
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (z/ifB)
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The correct response to that is "fuck you, we're singing it anyway".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)
Ian S. Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz)
++++
Now *there's* a movie concept.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
Instead Gov. Tom Corbett posted pics of himself white-water rafting and other of his recreational activities.
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (dCxaZ)
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I'm at the point where I don't think the people of PA can save their state through the ballot box.
Other means are necessary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe somebody somewhat fucking sane can de-program the kids.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Art Deco at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (1BrBu)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (llON
Her decision.... rest of the family caved when she said no.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (oHd/0)
I always figured A/P's job was to pay as late as possible, and A/R's job to collect as soon as possible.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
there are stories of folks awaking from deep coma, or traumatic brain injury, and speaking in Japanese or French accent, so why not a Victorian Brit author?
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: The Pathological Liar from SNL at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (sI15f)
For some reason the style reminds me of George Washington writing Congress in the 1776 movie.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:31 PM (C1Zwz)
I don't know how long it took you but I'm assuming a short time which makes it even more impressive.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy
I live in Pa too, and I am convinced that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair.
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:28 PM (C1Zwz)
...
If he dies or has died in the hospital and his wife never came to see him, I think you should turn this into a musical so we can enjoy laughing together in a theater setting.
Posted by: TexasDan
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Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (rUpW1)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Ah, so you live in the Land of Oz!
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (C1Zwz)
Sooo... a NOT 'Silent Lucidity'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:41 PM (oHd/0)
You see, the Democrat Party is like a giant "nursing home". You have Fetterman, Biden, Leahy, Feinstein on deck for retirement.
The Democrats just don't like competition.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (c2f5O)
With Mom, my two older Sisters, and LIBERAL older brother...
I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM (oHd/0)
Ugh, sorry to hear that you were outnumbered...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (XGZoL)
-
Leaving an open bottle of antifreeze on the counter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
well whatever it is, don't count on the GOPes to lead the way
We now have a Demorat House majority for the first time in a hundred years because once again the Republicans got rope-a-doped by the demorats
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (dCxaZ)
By which I assume you're referring to Hell.
Posted by: Just reporting at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (PXVnK)
She is the lesser Brazilian Gisele.
And she's revealing her colors now that's she's abandoned her husband after forcing him to endure a tough campaign. Good. Hopefully the bad optics keeps her away from a senate seat.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)
https://is.gd/oy9DOl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Nipples.
But she looks like the kind of girl who never laughs or smiles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (c2f5O)
You write a lot about movies too Have you written a screenplay? You should consider it. Low budget, we could probably get your conservative friends and horde members to finance it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2023 01:38 PM (FUVRY)
I'm in. Go fund ace will get some bucks from me.
Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:35 PM (C1Zwz)
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It's been awhile since I've read Frankenstein, but as I recall, the Monster was quite eloquent.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (Oivbi)
Habeas corpus!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (ALmwe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7)
It's got electrolytes!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (llON8)
https://is.gd/oy9DOl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Nipples.
But she looks like the kind of girl who never laughs or smiles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (c2f5O)
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Many pointinesses in the movie Babylon.
I report: You Decide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)
.. Philadelphia County and Delaware County (city of Chester) are the hubs of suspicion
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace
Now *there's* a movie concept.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Titled: "Fuck Me. How I Wasted My Life"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (NpAcC)
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Only the ones who already voted against him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
Ditto
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)
Third-ed?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (llON8)
Delco ballots didn't add up, A court challenge was filed and of course...denied by commiecrat judge
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (Cus5s)
I have a relative on Dad's side, who has a bunch of letters written by Men serving the South, in the Civil War.
Not only is their penmanship much better than our... so is their vocabulary and writing style.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (oHd/0)
i wrote about 2/3rds of it pretty fast, like an hour, but then noodled for a while, and tried to cut it down some, because i tend to overstay my welcome. i gave up trying to edit it down and just wrote the last bits to connect it together and finish it up in about an hour.
i screwed around a lot with trying to make it look good, playing with fonts and font sizes and stuff. That took the longest, like four hours for that kind of crap.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (C1Zwz)
I report: You Decide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)
*perks up*
First positive review I've heard of Babylon...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (c2f5O)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2)
He was adept at putting on the ritz.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (h5TKJ)
********
Oz like many others were ahead in the polls by election day, which means either the polls were this time wrong in favor of the GOP, which you know, has happened precisely zero times in history, or something else was afoot
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (VTu1l)
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That's a big maybe. I don't think he ever sat in a chair before 2015.
He looks like he should be fighting Marc Singer in Beastmaster.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (q6sTM)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (SEDrX)
That's the working title for my memoirs and you can't have it!
Posted by: Infringement! Infringement! at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (f2wz/)
https://tinyurl.com/2p965jbj
Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (N52dd)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD)
The were on sale recently in Hollywood... used to be called Casting couches.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:43 PM (YIVH2),
True, so it can't be Shelley, maybe from Barrett Browning to Robert
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM (XGZoL)
One that I saw is:
John: Will you come soon?
Gisele: Been doing that. Not sure you'd wanna hear about it?
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (hWiTk)
First positive review I've heard of Babylon...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (c2f5O)
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I'm almost done with it. I'm not writing about it, so I feel no badness about watching it while working.
It's a mess but kind of fascinating. The first half hour is insane, and I kind of love it. Fellini but coked up and American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
We now have a Demorat House majority for the first time in a hundred years because once again the Republicans got rope-a-doped by the demorats
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:42 PM
Tell me how that is even remotely possible with the number of red counties in this state?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (0hOvj)
https://is.gd/oy9DOl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Hmmm. real hair. Real eyebrows and lashes. Still "her" nose and face. No lip collagen. No massive pushup bra.
Sad face. Nails look chewed.
I know. I am just supposed to say wowza and call it a day, but insta-whores are ubiquitous and she don't look quiet like one yet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (FCbAQ)
>>Did she kill him?
The post 2, 3 and 5 year recovery for stroke sufferers is not good, he's more than likely suffered a setback in his recovery to the point of incapacitation and the controlling authorities are trying to figure out what to do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM (xlag0)
If they keep the body alive until August 15th, there's no special election.
Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (Eat/p)
https://is.gd/jkjV3r
Hints:
1. It involves a former First Lady
2. It is a fashion disaster that was lauded by all as being in great taste
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
yes they are. But the stuff people read then was the Bible, KJV in particular, plus Dickens and Poe. And I guess the Bronte sisters? So that's how they wound up writing.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (f8+Yv)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
the guy must be related to Superman
put 3 layers of bubblewrap on the outside of the box
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k)
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This is a post about Fetterman, not Biden, sir.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/2p965jbj
Posted by: Beartooth "
Remember websites that would automatically play background music when you went to them? Ace needs that.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
Better or worse than 'Wolf of Wall Street'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (c2f5O)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
She reminds me of the SS woman at the burning village in 'Come and See'.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (q6sTM)
I always figured A/P's job was to pay as late as possible, and A/R's job to collect as soon as possible.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)
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My AP guy when we got 1%10, N30 terms, would always take the 1% when he paid it in 30 days.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT
It's good to be the king.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (wb1YC)
heh. suitably cruel
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (FCbAQ)
The Senate has never seen anything like Gisele F; she'll be bringing the Squad-like fun & drama to its midst. She's very, very good at that. Had you seen her carnival-clad photos that sparked quite the political conversations - and more - in PA 3 years ago?
She plays to a very broad audience - has a PhD mom; talks about shopping for her own wardrobe in thrift stores; claims she's a Sudoku champion; always in the spotlight attending her three kids' school programs; has said she always had an interest in criminal justice & wanted to be a prison warden since she was a child, thus visiting at least one SCI, and played hubby's last campaign very well, letting other groups attack Oz in lieu of any direct political engagement.
Oh, Chuck Schumer won't put up with that, they say. He might keep the Fettermans under wraps for a bit but he was last endorsed by the Working Families Party and, in PA, they & the blue haired ladies for decency adore her.
Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (GshMh)
https://is.gd/oy9DOl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
She has dead eyes, like a doll's eyes . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
Better or worse than 'Wolf of Wall Street'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:47 PM (c2f5O)
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All around The Wolf of Wall Street is a better film, but the insanity of the first half hour of Babylon is next level stuff. Wolf seems tame in comparison.
I think I'm going to end up with a recommendation to watch the first half hour and not the rest. The rest isn't terrible, but it's overlong, unfocused, and a bit of a chore.
The first day of filming sound is another set piece that deserves attention, though. It's like Singin' in the Rain but vulgar and hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
>>The next election will be fine, though.
If you had just listened to me and gotten a quality candidate like Kelly Loefler or David Purdue, we wouldn't be in this fine mess.
--
Mitch "Nothing is as important to the GOP than Ukraine." McConnell.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (enJYY)
well, there's this little process called "redistricting"...that for *some* reason, the GOPes never do when they're in power!
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT
Doesn't everybody?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg and his effing couch at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (f8+Yv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (C1Zwz)
Their juvenilia was pretty schlocky like that
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 01:46 PM (UuD2k)
I'm sorry you are going to have to be WAY more specific.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (inzoL)
I'm about two blocks away from the border where my former GOP rep's district now begins.
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (Oivbi)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (T4tVD)
The were on sale recently in Hollywood... used to be called Casting couches.
Posted by: Romeo13
Autographed ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB)
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Apparently that's dependent on *when* he dies. If they can keep his corpse warm until August, the governor gets to appoint the replacement or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (YIVH2)
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they won't be able to pull that off. But they have to keep it quiet for at least a couple more weeks. It takes a while to set up the fake ballots.
Posted by: here we go again at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (pq2Xq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (lz5hY)
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I reviewed that movie today. Funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
yes but first the gov appoints someone to serve for a time until the "next convenient time" for the special election, which they'll put off as long as possible. I think 2024. He'll appoint this cow, probably. Whoever he puts in will spend a year or more gaining status as the incumbent and all the advantages of incumbency.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (C1Zwz)
Mel Brooks just fell off his fucking couch laughing.
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM
It's good to be the King
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (ENBF0)
I would have been a better choice then Burns, h8ters.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (L9/32)
Other means are necessary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation...
-- Stuff Jefferson Said - Vol 1.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (q6sTM)
My wife tells me that Megs and Harry are suing South Park.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB)
Only if it happens before mid-August.
Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (UnA8+)
*Memo to self: avoid Portugese chicks whose names being with "g" and end with "e."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Well Played
He has a fucking couch ?
Posted by: JT
It's good to be the king.
Posted by: rickb223
LOL !
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (C1Zwz)
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I love it when Ace puts in the work...for us.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Romeo13
Autographed ?
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:50 PM (T4tVD)
Christened. Genetically.
Posted by: Do NOT shine a UV light on it at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (YdDJ9)
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Good luck with that. Pretty sure he's going to be green by Easter.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (ENBF0)
LOL, good one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (zdqb/)
yes but first the gov appoints someone to serve for a time until the "next convenient time" for the special election, which they'll put off as long as possible. I think 2024. He'll appoint this cow, probably. Whoever he puts in will spend a year or more gaining status as the incumbent and all the advantages of incumbency.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM (C1Zwz)
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I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (/81oX)
Men, women, and lumps?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ...
Yep.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (OVKfs)
I saw a movie that was surprisingly good..."Scarlet Street" with Ed G Robinson and Joan Bennett. Noir B-movie, but so good.
those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)
Really? All I could hear was "Unchained Melody."
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:20 PM (hWiTk)
All it needs is a reference to boiled peanuts and corn pone.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (h+PRd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (NFbv3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe a reward to Emperor Wolfe
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (Zzbjj)
It's a good thing no ever cast that mumbling midget Deniro as the monster.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (44ww/)
those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)
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Fritz Lang. I talked about him on a Saturday Evening movie post a while back. Quality stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
By all rights Biden should be pushing up daisies now too, but the Dems are skilled at keeping Weekend at Bernie's going.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Digital mapping by the Geospatial Information Authority of Japan (GSI) recently found there to be 14,125 islands in Japanese territory, more than double the figure of 6,852 that has been in official use since a 1987 report by Japan’s Coast Guard.
However, the GSI this week stressed that the new figure reflected advances in surveying technology and the detail of the maps used for the count – it did not change the overall area of land in Japan’s possession.
.. I thought with Global Warming we would be losing islands, not finding them
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo)
"Regarding the right-wing attacks that were focused on her identity as a bisexual woman and immigrant from Latin America, she jokes, 'they made me sound like a superhero.'"
Her Super Power is licking the alphabet.
Paging Sam Kinison!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (OVKfs)
Oh, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (zSyrn)
I can see it being like when they played in the Naked Gun.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (h+PRd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
Supposedly he already has someone lined up, and it isn't her.
Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj)
vs Dear Marie, it is hot as balls here.
Good work.
Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:44 PM (oHd/0)
Look at elementary school kids vocabulary then against college "students" today.
Posted by: JmT at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (f8+Yv)
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The benefits of having a fairly established body of common literary knowledge were huge. All gone now.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:49 PM (dCxaZ)
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Almost never. DeSantis is a great exception. For FL's redistricting, he took the pro-GOP map his legislature sent him and sent it back because it wasn't pro-GOP enough. He told them to do better and send it back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
Supposedly he already has someone lined up, and it isn't her.
Posted by: XTC at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (UnA8+)
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It's going to be a lifetime appointment. You don't waste that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (L9/32)
I'm sorry I missed that post!
the movie was so meta, and of course, Robinson was superb
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (dCxaZ)
my birthday and REDACTED's too
Posted by: Napoleon at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
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I think there was a big MO fight that the conservatives ended up winning, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
By all rights Biden should be pushing up daisies now too, but the Dems are skilled at keeping Weekend at Bernie's going.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM
I guarantee Biden won't be cremated when he dies. It would be like a meth lab exploding and windows blown out for miles.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hTf8I)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo)
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Odd, innit?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (C1Zwz)
Digital mapping by the Geospatial Information Authority of Japan (GSI) recently found there to be 14,125 islands in Japanese territory, more than double the figure of 6,852 that has been in official use since a 1987 report by Japan’s Coast Guard.
However, the GSI this week stressed that the new figure reflected advances in surveying technology and the detail of the maps used for the count – it did not change the overall area of land in Japan’s possession.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (RHGPo)
Hold my beer
Posted by: Indonesia at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (MvF+J)
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Ah yes one of their lies.
Must be projecting their attacks on Melania for being a model and an immigrant.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (GfNfN)
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My AP guy when we got 1%10, N30 terms, would always take the 1% when he paid it in 30 days.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 01:48 PM (17s+e)
He was skimming?? I take it he was discovered; what happened next?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (llON8)
but Epistolatory is funny.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (XGZoL)
True. I had the wronge Tom Wolf(e)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (Zzbjj)
I'm sorry you are going to have to be WAY more specific.
Posted by: ...
To be fair, he did write "he", so that halved the number of candidates ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (dO/0d)
“When this threat tag came out, it was like, why are you focusing on pro-life people?” O’Boyle’s transcript allegedly reads. “It’s pro-choice people who are the ones protesting or otherwise threatening violence in front of Supreme Court justices’ houses.”
O’Boyle said the FBI wanted agents to “look into” pro-life pregnancy centers, which he said he was confused by because pregnancy resource centers were more likely to receive threats following the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision, according to the report. O’Boyle also allegedly told the panel that he was instructed to ask a confidential human source, who he said was pro-life, “a bunch of questions about the threats to the Supreme Court.”
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ace
Today they listen to rap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (hWiTk)
Practically Epistolavatory.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (+/hLq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:51 PM
I can't believe I was bumped out of the rotation for that!
Posted by: Prometheus at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Fist bump! Nailed it!
I always wondered where I saw him before!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY)
I dunno. There's probably real money to be had extracting stuff back out of that corpse.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (z/ifB)
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Dearest,
How I miss your boiled peanuts and corn pone.
Posted by: nice euphemism at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (zn1wU)
I didn't know she was either. It was immediately obvious that she is trash.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy
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The trick is hiring Cook County Democrats to count them for you.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (wb1YC)
Catholics can be cremated, btw - even piss poor ones like Biden. It's disposing of the ashes where you encounter some fine print.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (T4tVD)
>>I think he'll choose some PA Democrat apparatchik. It makes more sense to me than Giselle.
This sounds like the most likely outcome.
What does anyone owe this tw*t?
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: dodged it at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM
Yep, I think about that all the time. Definitely dodged a bullet there. So I am grateful for that.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (+/hLq)
Yippi Kai Yay!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (tITEI)
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (PyOKD)
actually the writer of Deadwood explained this to me, why his frontiersman all spoke so eloquently in between rancid streams of profanity. he said all that about the popular literature being poe, dickens, the Bible, etc., and people really talking like that, even the cowboys.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz)
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Real cowboys spoke in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
Bannon, on the other hand, ah-no. That and his stammering and near Biden-like ability to just completely skip over parts of words.
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: nice euphemism at March 03, 2023 01:58 PM (zn1wU)
actually some of the letters between ACW husbands and wives were pretty racy, approaching the line right up to explicit, not crossing it though
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (dCxaZ)
i mean, he explained it to EVERYBODY -- he did a behind the scenes talking about dialogue in deadwood. I just happened to be watching.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
And the sheep were scared.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Ian S.
Who really knows? Is there actually more than one "Biden"? I know this is the stuff of conspiracy fever dreams, but if you look closely at different pictures of Biden, his ears are shaped differently in different pictures.
This does not seem to be the same guy in all these pictures.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (vcOmj)
O’Leary said, “I don’t put companies here in New York anymore or Massachusetts or in New Jersey or in California. Those states are uninvestable. The policy here is insane. The taxes are too high. We put them in Fargo, North Dakota.”
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (RHGPo)
For those not hit hard enough over the head, Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (jYCXf)
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I recall in Lonesome Dove they were reciting things in Greek.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (Oivbi)
So G found time to fit in some bisexual hoocheekoo in between selling cash'n'dash shoddy driveway repaving and defective vinyl siding?
She has a strong Traveler vibe going, IMHO
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (pNxlR)
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I have family and friends in PA. A surprising number of them couldn't bring themselves to vote for Oz, because "he's a snake oil salesman" or "he's from Jersey". These same people will tell me that any of the other GOP candidates would have won. I can only shake my head and laugh. Enough of them really did choose the house plant over the TV doctor; they broke it they bought it.
:shrugs:
Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (/81oX)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:59 PM (C1Zwz)
I wondered how the Coens came up with that for Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (z/ifB)
I read somewhere that the Deadwood dialogue, or at least that of the one loud dude whose names escape me, were in iambic pentameter.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (12J5H)
:shrugs:
Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (/81oX)
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Explains Shapiro's win as governor, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
His Civil War series was just him stealing Shelby Foote's thunder....though, in fairness, the show did make Foote a lot of book sales. Rightly so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 03, 2023 01:27 PM (c2f5O)
In his first or earliest works, he did not, I think.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 01:29 PM (hWiTk)
I think Burns did a very decent job of his Civil War series. I like it and re-watch it almost on an annual basis. The black chick does piss me off though with her smug, righteous indignation.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
We have Harry Reid to thank for that.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AiZBA)
those flicks that fly under the radar deliver quite a punch sometimes
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)
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Fritz Lang. I talked about him on a Saturday Evening movie post a while back. Quality stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
I did not fully appreciate Edward G.'s terrific acting until I saw some of his under the radar 30's and 40's movies on TCM. Notably, "Bullets Not Ballots" (with Bogart as the bad guy), "Mr. Blandings Goes to War" (middle-aged Edward G. is drafted), and "The Stranger" (co-starring Orson Welles as a big shot Nazi hiding in a small New England town after the war).
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 01:55 PM (C1Zwz)
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lol
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
There was a young lady from Tombstone.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (C1Zwz)
You think the people in the TV are talking directly to you too? Happens to me all the time. Now where did I put that ladies foot?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (Y5qcH)
Yeah right good faith my ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (dO/0d)
"When this threat tag came out, it was like, why are you focusing on pro-life people?" O'Boyle's transcript allegedly reads. "It's pro-choice people who are the ones protesting or otherwise threatening violence in front of Supreme Court justices' houses."
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Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 01:57 PM (RHGPo)
Other things the Eff.Bee.EYE is doing:
We Are a Nation of Spies, They Think
https://is.gd/rNdmkU
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (llON8)
hah. I didn't know of that letter in particular but I remember the general cadence of the Civil War letters in the Ken Burns documentary.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)
Depends on where I've worked. Some places wanted me to pay everything as soon as I received it, some wanted to pay on terms. I always made sure the payment got there on time, though. This broad would just stack shit up and not pay until second or third notice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
We have Harry Reid to thank for that.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AiZBA)
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"We've won a real conservative victory. We have eliminated cowboy poetry from the federal budget."
-Mitch McConnell in 8 months when they pass the budget
*nods sagaciously*
-cowboy poet in the corner, ready to relabel himself as a gunslinger verse writer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (E+05M)
We have Harry Reid to thank for that.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
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The magic of taxpayer funding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (sVtYq)
huh.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (jYCXf)
Cool.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (hWiTk)
That's not precisely true, there were more than a few people who didn't have the education and were isolated from that kind of thing. Trapper Joe living in the mountains didn't rea Dickens and spoke to white people so rarely sometimes they were almost unable to talk.
The level of education was higher, when they could get it, than today, and certainly people tended to have better dialog skills (Doc Holiday Tombstone is another example) but not EVERYONE spoke like that. The hookers upstairs from the tavern didn't talk like Shakespeare.
And profanity was restrained around women or in public spaces by most, because it was considered crude and impolite. Between the boys at the camp, sure. At the dance and picnic, no. Its like the military today, guys can be unbelievably foul and profane, but they hold off on that stuff at church.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (0hOvj)
Bad memory strikes again! It is "Mr. Winkle Goes to War."
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:02 PM (AMIL/)
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He was one of two stars for WB that specialized in the gangster. The other was Jimmy Cagney.
Cagney had little problem being typecast. Robinson did have problems with it, and he worked as hard as he could to have control over his roles like Paul Muni. It took a while, but he got to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
For those not hit hard enough over the head, Ace has adopted the style of the "Sullivan Ballou letter," probably the greatest hit of The Civil War. You should look it up. It became a sort of instant classic.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Sure, sure, but instead of "Ashokan Farewell", the musical accompaniment for Chuy's offering should "Turkey in the Straw".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (iKRxF)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 01:37 PM
I have never known Jesus other than through what other people have told me about Him. Raised Catholic, Catholic Church, Catholic elementary school, altar boy, Catholic High School.
But all through that, I always was questioning how things just didn't seem to make sense to me. The way I feel now is that faith is not about faith in god(s) or religion, but faith in the people who taught us about god(s)/religion. (i.e. I wouldn't believe in god(s) if someone didn't first tell me they existed). So if I don't trust the people who taught me about religion in the first place, I am not going to trust the religion(s)/god(s) either.
I still respect those who choose to believe in whatever faith they choose, but for me, none of it makes any sense anymore. Not sure it ever did for me.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32)
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I want Fetterman's chair in the Senate populated by an actual donkey that shits on the floor and brays in the middle of speeches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (lz5hY)
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services."
The dress was a floor-length gown designed by Aurora James with “Tax the Rich” emblazoned in red on the back.
Her partner, Riley Roberts, received a bow tie and shoes for the event, NBC also reports.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RHGPo)
Insufferable prick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32)
one lump or two
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (us2H3)
So you're saying the majority of people who actually live in PA?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (3FiQa)
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (RHGPo)
A groundbreaking slide show.
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (iayUP)
Brian Denehey lost the new role of Mount Rushmore to Senator Festerman's Lump.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (C1Zwz)
I was told not to raise a stink... after that I declined to participate any further.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2023 01:39 PM
Reminds me a little of the video shown of the funeral held during the Plandemic at some church where every person was 'socially distanced' and one person went closer to console their loved one and someone from the church came and told them to separate to adhere to Plandemic protocols. And everyone complied.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:04 PM (RHGPo)
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13 stores. 192 staff per store, if you assume there are no corporate offices. Is that a lot? That seems like a lot, but I don't work in retail.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq)
It's the people of Philly Pittsburgh Scranton and other shitholes, not the whole State. But yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (dO/0d)
Cagney had little problem being typecast. Robinson did have problems with it, and he worked as hard as he could to have control over his roles like Paul Muni. It took a while, but he got to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
He did not play a gangster in the three movies I listed. They showed me see a different side of Edward G.'s acting prowess.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (AMIL/)
I think Burns did a very decent job of his Civil War series. I like it and re-watch it almost on an annual basis. The black chick does piss me off though with her smug, righteous indignation.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Read Shelby Foote's history instead. You'll be better off for doing so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM
Is the hip hop sampled version Jive Turkey in the Straw?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services."
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Ah yes, another installment in the Nothing Will Happen Because Democrat files.
Receiving a dress and accoutrements is nothing. BroFo screwed her brother and lied on her application to become a US citizen...yet there that slag sits in the US House of Representatives, unscathed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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"You'll never take me alive coppers!"
*budda* budda* budda*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (6d1ps)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:08 PM (RHGPo)
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It ain't the "family-tree chasing." Personalized medicine, maybe. I strongly suspect that this is a poor investment made for ulterior motives, likely related to the data set and possibly state interest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:01 PM (Oivbi)
He looks like the Android played by Ted Cassidy, Ruk, in TOS Star Trek in What are Little Girls Made Of
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (B/7uq)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (lz5hY)
So, the question is: Why are people of PA Stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM
I have taken your opinion into the back room, adjusted it by X .6, and you now only have 2/3rds of a comment left. Math.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
How would we know you got what you wanted?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (TNwUT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (6d1ps)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (Uw44z)
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James, Shapiro won because the media did a good job of hiding his progressive bonafides, and the stone cold fact that Mastriano was a terrible candidate. I don't recall one single campaign ad from him.
Posted by: Mehmet at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (/81oX)
"As soon as the Convention adjourned, finding myself out of harmony with prevailing opinion as to the certainty of war and necessity for preparation, I retired to my estate, determined to accept such responsibility only as came to me unsought."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (OVKfs)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (jYCXf)
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Silent film adaptation of an Oscar Wilde play: yay or nay?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (hWiTk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
How would we know you got what you wanted?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (TNwUT)
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Someone would actually be there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
>>"You'll never take me alive coppers!"
True Story:
My five year old grandson will say that line while tearing across the house running away from his mother.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (xlag0)
Posted by: dooley at March 03, 2023 02:11 PM (8O4qY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:07 PM (B/7uq)
Leftists rank each other by the willingness to do the dumbest thing for the cause of leftism. By electing Fetterman, PA leftists are now challenging CA leftists for position.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (TNwUT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (L9/32)
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You want: Indisputable proof of life
You'll take: Disputable proof of life
You'll get: Nothing!
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)
All that was missing was some melancholy solo violin playing some old hymn juxtaposed some lame rap for Eyebrow's missives.
Great, funny stuff.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (B/7uq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (zB/T/)
Is the hip hop sampled version Jive Turkey in the Straw?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Lammont the Big Dummy would approve.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 03, 2023 01:56 PM (enJYY)
No need to cremate him. He's already mummified. When the drugs finally can't keep from flatlining, the mortician will simply put the mummy straight into the box selected DOCTOR Jill.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (hTf8I)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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Visiting Leadville Colorado:
"The book of etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten" -O.W.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (1O1T3)
Either that or he was more sane back then.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (TNwUT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
Cagney was also a singer and a dancer, and eventually tried to start his own production company so he could do things he liked
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
The Stephen Hawking Memorial Wheelchair
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (SEDrX)
Either that or he was more sane back then.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:14 PM (TNwUT)
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I just want to know why the Colts trading Peyton Manning was dumb, Kevin. I don't care about what you have to say about anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
>>If I had the capability to spout ten-dollar-words like the newsman in Deadwood, I would.
The actor who played Al Swearenegen is an out and out marxist/leftist, and a generally unpleasant person.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (xlag0)
Shouldn't rely just on what people tell you. I don't think you do in regard to politics. That said, no one should be badgered to believe. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (Oivbi)
New and cool: KFE
Two Honduran nationals caught in Nebraska killed a bald eagle with the intention of eating it.
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Or maybe General Tso's eagle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7)
You can keep him.
Posted by: Vina at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:15 PM (SEDrX)
With a Speak and Spell voice synthesizer.
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
My five year old grandson will say that line while tearing across the house running away from his mother.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Probably better to lock up the Thompson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (1O1T3)
Doctor Conyers tells me that that the
drop a "that"
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (hWiTk)
Holy cow, my husband's very obviously mentally ill, and even *we* don't have that kind of "understanding." I try very hard not to undermine him in front of Pookette, in fact it might be one of the harder parts of my job. But I do it out of love and respect for him, of which Gisele clearly has neirher.
Posted by: pookysgirl, even more appalled at March 03, 2023 02:16 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
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^^100%^^
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
R2D2's illegitimate love child.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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"You'll never take me alive coppers!"
*budda* budda* budda*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:10 PM (6d1ps)
"Top of the World, Ma!"
*KABOOM*
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (AMIL/)
It's down.
Dirty.
Definitely not NICE.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (oedLL)
Made it, Ma! Top of the lump!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2023 02:12 PM (44ww/)
One of the passtimes for families and camps was recitals. Someone would tell off a poem that her memorized, some did stories.
I know an old guy who was raised in a big family in sort of the back woods and that is what they did when they were kids for entertainment
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (VFWX5)
Or maybe General Tso's eagle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Heh. The Fed gov. should institute a "Gleaners' program for the windmills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (1O1T3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (B/7uq)
You are a good one. I will pray. 😊
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (TNwUT)
You bastard! That was one of mine!
Posted by: George Bernard Shaw at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (BTgKJ)
Oh, my poor debit card. Time to purchase another yuge book set I'll not live long enough to finish!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (OVKfs)
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Puddinhead
there's never a grapefruit around around when you need it
asshole
Posted by: Cagney at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY)
Yep. Love it.
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (Vwz3I)
whatever you think that is, it aint
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)
Hah ! We're back to Hud.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (Oivbi)
Pugnaciousness seems to have been an American virtue back then, in the movies at least. See JC at his peak of assholiness in "White Heat" (1949).
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Pastafarian at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (JKwSi)
I was thinking that when someone said he "wasn't doing his job".
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (TNwUT)
Give 'em some of their OWN medicine, for a change.
Especially since Fetterman's chief of staff is Harry Reid's old homunculus. 'It would take the entire outfield of the New York Yankees with two bats apiece to give him what he deserves', but it's a start.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (lz5hY)
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That comment was a real pick me up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Oivbi)
I can't wait to get home to show it to my wife, she'll love it too.
Posted by: Pastafarian
Crap. Now we hafta put pants on.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (SEDrX)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (TNwUT)
Posted by: A hungry Honduran at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:05 PM (iKRxF)
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Backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (Uw44z)
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (RHGPo)
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He only did it because he loves America more than you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:20 PM (Oivbi)
Is this the end for Little Rico?
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:21 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 03, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO)
He may have been Homo but he wasn't a flamer.
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (Oivbi)
During the September 2021 gala, Ocasio-Cortez was given "a couture dress, handbag, shoes, and jewelry," the ethics report states. "She also received hair, makeup, transportation and ready-room services."
The dress was a floor-length gown designed by Aurora James with “Tax the Rich” emblazoned in red on the back.
Her partner, Riley Roberts, received a bow tie and shoes for the event, NBC also reports.
Posted by: Ted Cassidy at March 03, 2023 02:06 PM (RHGPo)
AOC did not pay the rental fees for her dress and accessories until Ethics Committee investigators asked her about it. She paid, and blamed a staffer for dropping the ball. Of course.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (AMIL/)
Yeats was no slouch...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 02:17 PM (XIJ/X)
Hard to top. Eternal.
Posted by: m at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (hWiTk)
How legendary would that be if ace just dropped the mic and signed off now forever?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT)
Symbolically, that's Biden's entire border policy right there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (ZGrMX)
How legendary would that be if ace just dropped the mic and signed off now forever?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (TNwUT)
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Too late.
nood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
Symbolically, that's Biden's entire border policy right there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2023 02:22 PM (ZGrMX
Nailed it !
Posted by: polynikes at March 03, 2023 02:23 PM (Oivbi)
If you're going to pray for us, please pray that in the next week we either hear from SSDI or that we're able to get ahold of our incompetent worker's supervisor WITHOUT Pooky getting aggressive on the phone.
Posted by: pookysgirl handles the phone calls for a reason at March 03, 2023 02:24 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2023 02:25 PM (cALn2)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 03, 2023 02:13 PM (B/7uq)
LOL. Or maybe a desk bell like the paralyzed old drug dealer in Breaking Bad.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2023 02:25 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Puddinhead
I first saw Donald Pleasence in Fantastic Vogage and couldn't get past him betraying Raquel Welch et al.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (FVME7)
Pugnaciousness seems to have been an American virtue back then, in the movies at least. See JC at his peak of assholiness in "White Heat" (1949).
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J)
"I can't understand you! What's the problem? Can't breathe in there? *kapow*kapow**kapow*kapow* "Can you breathe now? Hahahaha."
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (AMIL/)
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Catering?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)
Shouldn't rely just on what people tell you. I don't think you do in regard to politics. That said, no one should be badgered to believe. Quite the opposite." Posted by: polynikes
"So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God." Romans 10:17
The Word is supposed to reveal God, so if it is truly inspired of God, not just writings of men, that would be more direct.
But sure, men interpreted and translated, so just how we got it all in writing can certainly be questioned. imo most of the institutional churches have been compromised, but the scribes did a decent job on loyalty to the original texts.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2023 02:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2023 02:27 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 03, 2023 02:33 PM (Q3oNv)
Posted by: MikeG at March 03, 2023 02:33 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at March 03, 2023 02:34 PM (exm8+)
Ha ha. I was kidding, see? That's how I make a funny point. Ha ha. Get it?
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 03, 2023 02:34 PM (Q3oNv)
... well. ~there's~ a Recommendation To Run Away From Real Fast
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2023 02:42 PM (p1tGJ)
Posted by: Milesdei at March 03, 2023 02:44 PM (tKatl)
Posted by: Hillary's left testicle at March 03, 2023 02:51 PM (o22Pw)
Show me indictments isn't that what you said about Trump?
By not acknowledhing CPAC Ace is telling is he is finished with Trump.
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