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Woman Wants to Know If She's the @sshole if She Doesn't Invite Her Friend's Three Polyamorous Boyfriends To Her Wedding
I (25F) am getting married in September. My husband, Mike and I are doing a big wedding for 250 guests. I've always dreamed of having a storybook wedding. I asked my best friend Marissa (25F) to be my MOH and she happily agreed. She's been a huge help to me in every step of planning the wedding. Marissa is in a poly relationship and she has 3 partners. Greg (24M), Brandon (27M) and Ace (22NB).No comment.
She's been with Greg for 5 years and was the first partner she had. They added Brandon and Ace over the course of their relationship with Ace being the newest member. They all date each other and seem to be happy. I don't really "get" it if I'm being honest but it's not my business. However the issue came into play when Mike (32M) pulled me aside and said while he loves Marissa he didn't feel like spending the wedding explaining her love life to his family. Which I understand, they are very conservative and hardly accept LGBT people as is let alone a LGBT polyset.LGBT "polyset." By the way, it appears that at a minimum, Brandon and Ace are gay. So how is Marissa involved in this at all?
I've heard of Bridezilla. Meet MadeofHonorzilla. It's all about making the bride's wedding the Maid of Honor's special day.
I had already reserved 4 spots of Marissa & co but my husband suggested he invite a few coworkers to take the partners spot and Marissa could come alone. I didn't want to ruin his big day so I agreed reluctantly. I know I should have told Marissa from the get go but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. So when invite went out she called me up immediately and asked why she didn't have a plus 3 invite. I explained to her exactly what I said above and she just said "oh" and hung up.
Next thing I know Brandon is calling me and begging me to reconsider saying they promise they won't act like they are in a relationship but they want to be there for me.Yes, they really want to "be there for you" by making your husband's family uncomfortable as they attempt to conduct a holy ceremony to bring two heterosexual people into a traditional union. You really "want to be there for her" by parading around in your "LGBT polyset."
Except I can hear Greg in the background telling him tell me to fuck off and that I'm am asshole and he doesn't even want to go.Bang, we hit upon a solution.
I explain to Brandon that I already gave their "spots" to Mike's coworkers. Brandon says okay thank you and hangs up. Marissa texts me the next day saying she isn't coming unless they can go.There you go, the Maid of Honor once again coming through for the bride. Mike said he can't uninvite his co-workers now so it's not his problem. I told him I would add them and pay the costs and he just said if I want to spend the whole time explaining their relationship to people than so be it but he isn't wasting his time doing it and will just send people my way. Our other friends think I'm an asshole but Mike's friend and a few of my non mutual friends don't think i am. Just want some more unbiased opinions. So who's the asshole? I know you're going to be shocked, but the leftwing degenerate pervert media thinks this woman's the asshole and pressured her to invite the "LGBT polyset." The Mirror in the UK:
It's ultimately up to you who do you do or don't invite to your wedding, but it's usually expected that those close to you - especially those in your wedding party - will be able to bring their loved ones with them to celebrate your marriage.Yes, why would we think that a marriage is about the bride and the bridegroom, as well as the parents, the people who are at the center of the ceremony. No, you're right, it's about the Non-Binary Ace and his dick-riding polycule f*ckbuddies Brandon, Greg, and Marissa. Here's one of those clickbait mills, called "Percolately."
We always have to bend to appease the circus freaks. If a bride was having a secularist wedding and the maid of honor said she was determined to wear a visible cross necklace because she thought it was important to bring the Lord's blessing to the union -- would the leftist pervert media be screaming that we must accommodate the particular beliefs of the maid of honor? Of course not. But if she's in some kind of sweaty, grisly "polycule" with Ace, Brandon, and Greg, well, we've got to re-arrange all the seating and change all the ushers' and bridesmaids' clothing to be androgynous. Unfortunately, this woman relented and invited the circus freaks. She wound up paying extra for them.
Bride Snubs Polyamorous Maid Of Honor's Three Partners To Appease Groom's Intolerant Family
These two are gayballz anyway (at least these two are, the third must be as well) so I don't know why they didn't immediately suggest this. I guess maybe they wanted their Special Love to be a conversation starter.
Edit: I am the asshole, that's for sure. I followed a lot of advice in this post and asked Mike what he thinks in the morning. He said to talk to Marissa first and see what she wants and we'll make it work. I also had him read over the post himself and he said that a lot of the comments opened his eyes on how he himself was coming off. So we both decided to call Marissa together and beg for forgiveness. We called her and she was happy to talk. We explained our side of things but acknowledged that it was a massive fuck up and could have been handled so much better. We invited her and her partners, obviously and said we would be happy to whatever it takes to have them forgive us. She asked her partners about it and Brandon and Greg both agreed they would prefer to just "split" the set up. So Greg and Marissa would be a couple for the wedding and Brandon and Ace would be a couple.
...Greg said "oh f*** her" on the phone, by the way, when she properly objected to have a traveling stage show company of The Aristocrats at the head table of her wedding.
Last edit: Ace got out of work a few hours ago and we all got on speaker phone and had a long conversation with this post pulled up. The crew was all happy to be defended but did think people went a little harder than they would have even Greg.
I think you need to both learn how to set boundaries and to stand up to pressure from outsiders. Via the Boycast. It's a funny segment. They keep doing these kind of stories. Their usual take is that while they don't mind people with "wacky" lifestyle choices (I love that word), they continue being annoyed by the unreasonableness of people who've made these "wacky" decisions demanding that normies drop everything to re-architect their lives to accommodate their wacky wants and wacky needs. Like this one:
He actually laughed at me calling him self absorbed because he is lol. Anyway. We're all goodthey are coming. They gave permission to tell Mike's parents. We called them after and they understood but said don't let Nanni know or she'll be asking questions all night. It's been a huge relief and I think we learned how to communicate better as a couple.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at February 27, 2023 04:02 PM (aJxr8)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (DRSnL)
So... Ace is in a polycule with "Brandon," eh?
It figures.
Everyone in the media is literally in bed with this administration.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:04 PM (oINRc)
How can you NOT COMMENT!!???
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 27, 2023 04:05 PM (qbRyg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 27, 2023 04:05 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Oh brother.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:05 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: MartynWW at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (Ur3df)
No comment.
Posted by: Ace at
Whoa, Marissa's a furry!
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at February 27, 2023 04:06 PM (zcPgo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Does she gotta Truvada? at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (C3uQd)
Classic Ace
Posted by: 3rd_Bird at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (Up22g)
People will start to talk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (up/3i)
I am NOT googling that
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (J2vNu)
That's bullshit. You are a lot older than 22.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
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He'll be 29 soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Meh. the whole thing smells like a made for the internet clik bait story, but who knows.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
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"Oh, honey...tone it down a bit."
-Harvey Milk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (14URa)
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That's where you failed. Not in disinviting the woman's lady harem, but in failing to tell her because of your own cowardice and lack of agreement with your husband on the topic. You capitulated, but you didn't agree. Okay. But the responsibility to tell your helpful friend that her whole harem is not invited is the failure.
No, you're not an asshole for disinviting them. You're an asshole for playing dumb and hoping your friend would go along with your passivity in the disinvitation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
He'll be 29 soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
I thought he liked laying pipe to tuna town. Didn't know he was non binary and had no pipe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
but the answer's because no one saw Zoolander 2
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (zcPgo)
It figures.
so there was an "ace" on the LGF forums and there's an ace on EVS' youtube chat forum I think and people think this is me.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (C1Zwz)
Cheaper, nicer, and no drama...
Maybe I'll offer a fully paid honeymoon flight and hotel to make this happen...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Nmmyc)
All of the above.
You know how you avoid entangling yourself in the weird lives of weirdoes? You don't make them part of their inner circle, and you cut them out if they start dry humping the weirding module after the fact.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (ppBhU)
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Right. If you have no respect for marriage - and these people don't, with their lifestyle as evidence - why do you expect to be invited to weddings?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)
You give each guest a +1. You don't give anyone a +3. If you do want to invite their gayboy pegging partners, you do it as separate guests, which is how it worked out apparently.
Seriously if this chick's maid of honor is married to a gay guy and has two gay boyfriends...she has poor taste in friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (lEVn+)
Yeah, I officially don't care. This sort of thing was interesting as thought play in SF novels of the '70s and '80s. Now that people are actually trying to live it, not so much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
and that one is up to them
that's it. super simple. been done this way for ages and ages
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: 11B40 at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
Liberace getting a beej from Andrew Gillum while wearing Crocs ghey.
Posted by: It's pretty damn ghey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (14URa)
Well, not Brandon and Ace.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (lhS81)
exactly, I was going to say, what are you talking about?
actually I saw it, or saw parts it, but I think I stopped watching it. anyway I remember none of it except I think his son was fat and they tried to get humor out of that but it wasn't funny.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (8Sqzu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZqcpgwP0E
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (BQwGr)
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (786Ro)
++++
#poetry
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (C1Zwz)
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Should change your name to l'as.
Since you're all cultured with the French talk, and shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
did you see the new one where he's dropping the news that he was on Joe Rogan?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023
***
They probably just think of weddings as slightly more formal parties and dating opportunities.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (Whp0o)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Read this too slow. My first thought was, Taylor died?
My second thought was, Who's Taylor?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:09 PM (MLrvz)
There was a Zoolander 2?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (ppBhU)
Easy peasy. On the morning of the wedding toss a dick in the middle of the four of them and they won't stop fighting over it until the Molly wears off. They'll miss the whole thing.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (cupoy)
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I would bet money on this, yeah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)
Narrator: In fact, everyone involved was a a self-absorbed attention whore.
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: MaidofHonorZilla at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
I'll say it again, NO you can't go to my wedding because you're effing nuts and I don't want to deal with your bullshit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (guGkK)
Marissa is going to be a shitty maid of honor
she's way too busy with her own garbage to do ANYTHING for her friend. just ew.
just the cleaning of toilets! it must take up like 20 hours a week for Marissa
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (w0NJk)
Or do I not understand the NB designation?
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (C1Zwz)
TIL why they say "never meet your heroes."
Posted by: Dr. T at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: m
Wasn't there controversy about Ryan Long or somebody on boyscast advocating or bragging on the show about sharing his girl (being a cvxk)?
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (dfz97)
ace misses the gentle rasp of mustache on his dick and now he's come clean about it. What's to talk about?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (e+csY)
Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Rip taylor...the poor man's Charlie Nelson Riley
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2023 04:12 PM (Whp0o)
Posted by: skinbad at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (x9Fhw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (ppBhU)
and that one is up to them
that's it. super simple. been done this way for ages and ages
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (w0NJk)
Exactly. No reason to bring up the fact that the groom's family is going to think they're weird and gay and not want them all there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023
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Is this that Marissa who used to be on, like, The O.C.?
She's old now, man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (8Sqzu)
So do her boyfriends!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (FCbAQ)
That's what yer fighting for, mr. ms., they/them.
Now drop and give me one. Or not. Push ups are hard.
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (gmo/4)
Most likely because both the bride and groom have gaping vaginas.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (tEziy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (ppBhU)
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She's probably at least 250 pounds and 5'2.
The dudes are all probably gangly, unkempt, boys with no gainz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (FtKnZ)
I also had him read over the post himself and he said that a lot of the comments opened his eyes on how he himself was coming off.
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Wow.
Mike, you're a cuck. There's no way I'd let these freaks around my parents in a month of Sundays. Stop being a bitch and learn to Just Say No to whatever this is.
Also, stop living on social media. If a bunch of random basketcases on the internet are making you rethink your wedding plans, you're using that shit way too much.
Besides... these people are shut-ins whose dicks will rot off before they break out of the polycule and breed normally. You won't even know these deviants two years after your new wife whelps the first one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Marissa at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (Xrfse)
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Crucial, yeah. As well as distribution of responsibility. This thing blew up in an unmanaged way because of the failure to notify the people involved that the plans were changing and why.
If she was uncomfortable doing that, she needed to tell her fiance and either ask him to do it or work out what they thought to be the best approach. Handle it together.
Hurt feelings are going to happen in this. A blowup didn't need to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (DK4U1)
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (dfz97)
That's bullshit. You are a lot older than 22.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2023 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
But the NB version of Ace is only 22.
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (lhS81)
My brother and sister in law calmly told the sister she was a crazy person and they weren't going to play her stupid games.
I think more people need to have this frank talk with their friends and relatives.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (DK4U1)
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Almost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (J2vNu)
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Yup. It's a soiree. Nothing more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (E+05M)
Airtight
Posted by: I'll do you one better at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (TgBWG)
i think you're joking, but NB means Non-Binary and I hate that they made me know that
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (E+05M)
Pepperedge Farm remembers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (wmDcS)
There was a Zoolander 2?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (yQpMk)
What's a Zoolander?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (MkuC5)
did you see the new one where he's dropping the news that he was on Joe Rogan?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:11 PM (C1Zwz)
And name-dropping "my friend Joe Rogan."
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (lhS81)
That have these ridiculous situations and they are made up to garner attention but are fake as a CNN doing a story on...well, anything, really.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (guGkK)
shit. she looks like shit. polycules look like the beginning of a reject modernity video.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (4N9M6)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (FtKnZ)
My brother and sister in law calmly told the sister she was a crazy person and they weren't going to play her stupid games.
I think more people need to have this frank talk with their friends and relatives.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (eyxn4)
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That's nuts. Is that some kind of tradition with which I am unfamiliar, or was the sister just batty?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)
"Yeah, I can hear your 'buddy' in the background calling me an asshole, so you're all uninvited. Bye" ::click::
Posted by: Halfhand at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (vJSFc)
here's another lesson: Don't ask advice from stranger and don't ask advice especially from strangers on the internet.
What did they expect?!?! D
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (MF3yS)
What did they expect?!?! D
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (C1Zwz)
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She really should have just slapped a hot iron onto it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Ace? And...Gerg?
Oh dear sweet Jebus...I...
I think I need to lie down.
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (4N9M6)
They might've misspelled garrett.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Rl7KJ)
In this case, the "NB" means "non-binary." Which is a way for the mentally ill to feel special because they claim to be neither male or female, but something else or something in between. Their genes say otherwise, but why pay attention to science if it's not telling you to wear a mask?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Bd6X8)
It is short for Nota Bene
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)
Nut Bag
Posted by: Or No Balls at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (C3uQd)
Unless Marissa and her friends are allowed an hour of stage time at the wedding to explain their arrangement and how the whole crowd is LGBTQ-, the whole event will have been a hate crime.
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (786Ro)
Fry hooks up with her only to discover she already has 5 other boyfriends. Then she goes out on a date with yet another dude when Fry moves in...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (YIVH2)
where is garret in this?!!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (FUVRY)
What did they expect?!?! D
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM (C1Zwz)
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LOL. Internet people are hip and cool and obviously smart!
The only internet forum where I ask for or act on advice are technical forums or, sometimes, here in the Horde because we collectively have a ton of expertise. I'll trust what AOP has to say about vehicle maintenance and repair, for example.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (wmDcS)
In the good old days, this would be true. But now?
Look, it's not like I'd approve if she was getting a dick in every hole simultaneously every night. But that would at least qualify as almost not weird by today's metrics. Instead, she's probably pegging Greg while Ace and Brandon do who knows what to one another. Whatever's happening here, it's guarandamnteed to be a lot weirder than ring-around-the-rotisserie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Rl7KJ)
Mike has already shown himself to be a limp dick. What does he care?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (yQpMk)
no way dude I'm sure she's suuuuper hot
and not hairy at all
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (C1Zwz)
where is garret in this?!!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (w0NJk)
Greg is shorthand for garret?
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (Rl7KJ)
where is garret in this?!!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (w0NJk)
Pivot man
Posted by: Gross. So gross. at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
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No, all four of them should be told, repeatedly, that you are attention whores, sexually pathetic and we don't want your shit at our wedding.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (E+05M)
I would bet Marissa is ace.
As in asexual. And, no that isn't a sick burn, its actually a thing. That ace taught us so now we have to know it.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (pwExq)
Yeah, I officially don't care. This sort of thing was interesting as thought play in SF novels of the '70s and '80s. Now that people are actually trying to live it, not so much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (J2vNu)
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I think you've got it. I didn't know WTF "NB" meant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (0hOvj)
Don't want other people's love life complicating your own? Don't involve them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (nw8UC)
I think the Shaman might have offered better advice tbh
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: that's what they called that back in the 80's at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (GzvXB)
https://youtu.be/eLk7NE0XHxE
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023
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Fun fact: Rip Taylor was the 3rd owner of a Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 built in 1968 for Roman Polanski. RP refused to take delivery on it -- a factory tester, drunk, had gotten it into a race on a track, and RP claimed it was damaged. So the dealer sold it to Werner Klemperer, who drove it to work each day of Hogan's Heroes (Bob Crane used to call it Klemperer's German staff car).
Then Klemperer sold it to Rip Taylor. I don't know what happened to it after that.
What a life for a great car. Downhill (RP), then uphill, and downhill again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (ZLI7S)
This is really the story of Trump and DeSantis.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (Nw1nV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (AlCoY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (FUVRY)
I think we’re all better off not retaining any of this absurdity
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (fzeXU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (wmDcS)
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They've been trying. They run all those cuck articles and "polyamory" articles and the like trying to get people - especially men - used to be in exploitative harems.
It hasn't taken.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)
She likely cannot stand them and didn't want them there to begin with.
She just needed strangers to make her feel like shit as penance for that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (FJYfm)
That will be in the Best Man's speech, just after the bat release.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023
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I had to put my thinking cap on. "Nota bene" didn't seem to fit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (tITEI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (wtvvX)
Outkick: IHOP HITS ONLYFANS MODEL WITH A COPYRIGHT CLAIM
https://tinyurl.com/53nrfx33
I'm only posting this for the cute goth girl.
Mmmmmmmmm.....
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (4N9M6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (MLrvz)
Oh dear sweet Jebus...I...
I think I need to lie down.
I can't have you people making up these scandalous scenarios. These are obviously ugly, soft, slimy people that look like snails come out of their shells.
Keep me out of this!
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (C1Zwz)
Hilarious movie spoofing fashion modeling
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:19 PM (0hOvj)
I see it has Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell.......
Hilarious is out of the question.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Someone, somewhere is going to be unhappy, no matter what decision is made.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (YIVH2)
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Thus ensuring the safety of your guests' luggage & clothes.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (AlCoY)
i think you're joking, but NB means Non-Binary and I hate that they made me know that
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)
I thought that meant "nobody"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (ynpvh)
ACE THIS IS NOT THE WAY
Posted by: Some non-cuck Mandolorian at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Rl7KJ)
Mike has already shown himself to be a limp dick. What does he care?
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If I'm being honest. Mike has little to no chance of being the head of his household, a role model to his children or protector. He's doomed.
Posted by: His wife's feelings are the arbiter or right and wrong from now on at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (5pLyD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
It's just friends fvcking friends. No need for fancy words and labels.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (xhxe8)
I think this tradition is called having a teenaged girl's mentality. Yes, it was also batty.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (eyxn4)
I approve.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (yQpMk)
they had to go to banned outlands to get that shit
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Marissa at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (Xrfse)
It hasn't taken.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah, I've seen those.
I figured that the Obama admin, or the Biden WH, would perform some sort of limited hangout. Perhaps invite a thruple to some WH LGBT event, that sort of thing.
Oh well. I expect that eventually they'll get it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (wmDcS)
dude you don't want none, you're thinking she's going to be some secretly-hot hippie, she won't be, she's a desperate slugface sadbody
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
I've instantly regretted every time I've asked for advice here. The smart assery it invites is off the charts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (XIJ/X)
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That was the fear. If the stated objection was that they would have to explain the relationship all evening, then the underlying assumption is that the "polycule" was going to be very vocal about the relationship. If I had to lay a wager, their "you can come, but only as a double date of two couples" agreement will be violated almost immediately, possibly making an even bigger deal than it would have been because of vengeance.
"Oh we're here as a double date because, even though we're actually all in one big fucked-up side show of a relationship, the groom and his family are bigots so made up split up in order to attend."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (t0OGg)
Look at how many people 'in favor' commented on the boards linked in the story.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected president at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (l0Cy4)
Just a guess.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (nw8UC)
Posted by: Father of the Bride at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (MLrvz)
It's a math problem, Fen. There are 9 holes and only 3 peni. Not all the peni like all of the holes but some do. Who has an orgasm and how? Show your work.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (zZu0s)
dude you don't want none, you're thinking she's going to be some secretly-hot hippie, she won't be, she's a desperate slugface sadbody
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (C1Zwz)
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I think you linked some similar story last year about a girl with three boyfriends, and the girl was some hugely fat chick and all the dudes were just ugly and never lifted, bro.
It's never like the instructional videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (t0OGg)
Watch when they throw a shit fit because not all four of them can sit at the main table.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Race wars and mutant virus labs was baked into the cake.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (n1JsZ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Art Vandalay at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2023 04:20 PM (tITEI)
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American universities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)
https://youtu.be/eLk7NE0XHxE
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Its about 5 minutes in - that's when i turned it off.
Posted by: i was prepared to like it when the Killled Justin Beiber in minute one at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (+QBQU)
The maid of honor and her f*cked up lifestyle. That's who. Why are you forcing your blasphemous lifestyle on your normal, biblical marriage entering best friend and their families?
Screw you, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Watching Pearl Davis videos with young women usually goes like this;
Young Woman: I deserve a man who is 6ft, has a 6 pack, and makes 6 figures.
Pearl: That's a trivial number of guys. If all you girls go after just those guys most of them are going to cheat on you.
Young Woman: NO WAY!
[Later] Young Woman: Well I'd rather cry in an expensive car then in a Honda so...OK!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
You are not wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (BTgKJ)
dude you don't want none, you're thinking she's going to be some secretly-hot hippie, she won't be, she's a desperate slugface sadbody
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (C1Zwz)
She used to be a guy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (FUVRY)
Jokes on them...Marissa probably bangs some hot Chad that doesn't commit, while those three watch and cry. Or, she busts out the strap-on...
Posted by: Sad Reality at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (Y5qcH)
He and George Hamilton are the 'Gay Blades'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (K57hO)
Yeah, that was funny when it was a joke.
I suspect a fair percentage of these polycules are scams to get Starbucks benefits for all their friends.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (pwExq)
It applies here.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (FtKnZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (E+05M)
vapor locked...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (Mkvkw)
It's never like the instructional videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
"Why are you dating five guys?"
"Because that's how many it takes to get their arms around me."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (KbCG3)
You have to accommodate them while they have never conformed to societal norms.
This Ace character sounds like a real sausage smoker.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (YmCIO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023
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When I first started dating her, the soon-to-be Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 confessed "shyly" that she tended to the bisexual. So she said. And she swore she liked the same kind of women I did. No, we never did anything in that department, and I did not wind up like Ross Geller. But I suspect now she was just playing out a fantasy. She and I both had an active, and shared, fantasy life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (8T0gw)
(In fairness, fat chicks have the best brain game.)
Posted by: Holo Solo at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (dfz97)
Chuy getting jiggy!
You go Chuy!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:10 PM (E+05M)
I'm guessing Greg likes to be rotisseried while Marissa eats Hagen Das and watches Gilmore Girls with her cats in a different room.
Posted by: a.moron at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:23 PM (KbCG3)
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Oh yes. Tons of smart assery and much of it quite funny. There are also usually real answers. Gotta separate the useful wheat from the usually funny chaff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
I was just thinking of that. And didn't she procreate with one of them?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
It's just a token of our extreme.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)
I'll do it, but I'm going to work "peyote-fueled rampage" into the comment somewhere.
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (FJYfm)
eldest kid's car 2016 Mazda battery is 2ish years old and keeps draining while parked! took to normal mechanic and he kept for a while and it always started and the battery tests fine. took to auto-electrical specialist and they're sending it home bc they also can't replicate - it always starts. according to their sensors nothing is draining the battery.
DAMMIT! but I've experienced it here - kept the car (he's at college) for about a month driving it every third day just to see. after a few weeks bam it won't start. jumped really easily tho. then the next time it's really dead, just got progressively worse. that's when I took to auto electric place. anyway! annoying issue. I'm thinking of getting a new battery put in anyway?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (w0NJk)
The Goth girl looks like its entirely a costume; wig, outfit, makeup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (MLrvz)
dude you don't want none, you're thinking she's going to be some secretly-hot hippie, she won't be, she's a desperate slugface sadbody
Every "polycule" woman then FNM has shown me looks like TrigglyPuff with worse hair and the guys she's got pretty clearly have NO other options.
And its amusing because if you look at the opposite - you've got some rich old bastard with a bunch of young supermodels in his de facto harem.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (lc5cP)
He forgot the first rule: Don't stick your dick into crazy.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Elaine Benes at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (oyXpg)
I actually have a tiny bit of sympathy, because there was a time when I let a girl make an ass of me, leading me around by my dong. Of course, I was about half Harry's current age. He should have learnt.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (DRSnL)
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Yeah, I think that was the hook of the story. She was pregnant and it could have been any of the three who was the father, and the article was about her bravery and stunningness at having that attitude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
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If you are a true friend. The next time you see the guy you will, without warning punch him in the face as hard as you can. And while he's lying there moaning. Tell him that it what he is going to feel like two years from now if he doesn't walk away from that nutjob.
Posted by: and he be poorer and have herpes at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (5/0xc)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (9aINP)
Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)
Bruce Vilanch.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, that was funny when it was a joke. ...
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (pwExq)
++++
See Also: "Juwanna Man"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (w/RvR)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
It's just a token of our extreme.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (Bd6X
This reference works on several levels. Kudos.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (KbCG3)
Playing dress up now and then is fine - but tattoos are semi-permanent scars and piercing are best if you don't even notice them...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (lc5cP)
It would suck, living your entire life as a woman, and dying from a men's only disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (YmCIO)
Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
She may be literally living her best life.
However, a pic would confirm this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
I think they blame themselves for not being strong enough to be in a poly relationship and conclude by promising to 'work on themselves."
My Shaman was just telling me I should "touch grass" to really get in touch with the Me Inside Me.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
If your morphine drip lasts for more than 10 days, consult your hospice Doctor; they may be all fucked up with their shit all retarded.
Posted by: Auspex at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
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How much did you pay him for that advice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
"Because that's how many it takes to get their arms around me."
Alternate answer: Because I love the cajun fries!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
British.
George Washington needs to come back, find them as children and NOT save them. Because they're British children.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
It's the Man Inside Me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)
You have to accommodate them while they have never conformed to societal norms.
This Ace character sounds like a real sausage smoker.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2023 04:26 PM (YmCIO)
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I've noticed the tic tockers that shout about getting misgendered all have multi-hued hair, rainbow clothing, piercings, and lots of pins on their shirts referencing their sexuality. Their parents obviously did not meet even the most basic of attention and discipline needs. It's always the same crap.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP)
https://is.gd/Uslcup
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Well, yeah. It's Reddit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (DRSnL)
Gee, this sounds awfully familiar. Something about destroying Old Ideas, Old Culture, Old Customs, and Old Habits...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
You're talking to the wrong shaman.
Posted by: 1-800-ASK-A-SHAMAN at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (guGkK)
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They orbited around her?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
Still has the penis, if he's fat.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (xPl2J)
Is braiding not a thing anymore?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Iris at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......
Yeah.. I was trying to guess what the total number of piercings would be on this troupe.. I gave up.
And, I'm predicting there are at least 2 tattoo sleeves in this bunch. Which will be on display for maximum exposure.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (w/RvR)
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
Oh, indeed. He met her at a swinger orgy he was attending with a then fuck buddy of his. His whole dating life is one long string of weird decisions that I live vicariously through.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (xhxe8)
If you've got a shaman who wants you to touch grass rather than smoke grass, you probably need a better shaman.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (786Ro)
Helen Hunt?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
It would suck, living your entire life as a woman, and dying from a men's only disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (G8h7g)
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Ironic, though. Like when socialists like Bernie Sanders get gout.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Who's on first? Who's on second? Third base? ANAL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: Nova Local at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:24 PM (wmDcS)
........
He probably likes the bukkake.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (FtKnZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
I believe he meant torch grass.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
how the f*ck does this work? I would slice her face she gets too close
DATES COUPLES?!?! what kind of couples? brothers?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: and he be poorer and have herpes at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (5/0xc)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (Uzv0N)
Posted by: Katie Hill at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (DcKNO)
Usually no father. Otherwise he'd have laid down the law.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (BQwGr)
Posted by: 18-1
That's a fucked way to look at it.
"Yeah, I'll marry you. Since you'll be dead in a week, I'd better marry a few others too".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (Uzv0N)
ha ha! best news I've had all day!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (w0NJk)
Most likely will have to settle for her shaving her back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (Bd6X8)
they were reading from a reddit forum (I think) on cvck stuff and the guys were saying like "Yeah, I'd say like 30% of the time I wind up bl0wing the bull." And the other guys were "That sounds about right."
So yeah. You're gay and you can't admit it so you've sold your wife on having sex with a guy so you can bl0w him.
My Shaman was just telling me not to be too judgmental about others.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (C1Zwz)
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We probably could have beat Philly twice if we didn't start Wentz against them in December. What a putz.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:18 PM (KbCG3)
Sure, but he might care in a few years when his marriage hits the usual bumps and then his wife comes in with this "new" idea about doing a polycule/open marriage to spice things up.
I've read/heard enough of these stories to figure out that's the common trajectory, especially if a best friend of the wife is into these things. Misery loves company, after all.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (JCZqz)
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Why, it sounds *almost* as if you're implying that the Western agitators are Maoists who have soft-launched a Western version of the Cultural Revolution ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (t0OGg)
Very nice legs.
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (4N9M6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (Uzv0N)
*channels andycanuck*
[Golly!]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
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What color is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (DcKNO)
I have to admit, I've miss-specied a few of them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (wmDcS)
Sounds like my best friend from college. He got engaged to this chick when he was 22, think she cheated on him and it's been a wild ride ever since.
Case in point: He was heading to an orgy in NYC once. Got off the train, headed to a porn shop and received oral favors from a prostitute there.
This was on his way to an orgy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (KbCG3)
You can thank me Monday morning.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (dfz97)
It was then that I realized that my teachers was The Sphinx
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Eric at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (a2F+C)
how the f*ck does this work? I would slice her face she gets too close
DATES COUPLES?!?! what kind of couples? brothers?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM
YOU SEE, WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH, BUT ALSO WANT A THIRD HOT YOUNG WOMAN TO JOIN THEM, IT CAN BE HARD TO FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...THAT'S WHY SHE'S CALLED A UNICORN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (17s+e)
"If the first person you meet during the day is an asshole, they are probably an asshole. But if most of your wedding party are assholes, then you just might be the asshole"?
Something like that.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (Nw1nV)
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We probably could have beat Philly twice if we didn't start Wentz against them in December. What a putz.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (8Sqzu)
Ummm, as an Eagles fan, I was overjoyed when Washington got him. It's a shame they are releasing him, b/c they might be able to win again next year...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (exHjb)
"Yeah, I'll marry you. Since you'll be dead in a week, I'd better marry a few others too".
Historically marriage has nothing to do with love. Its about providing for children.
Judaism actually had a somewhat similiar take (though less extreme) - encouraging men to marry their widowed sisters in law...because again you are more likely to take care of your nephews/nieces then some other random guy's kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)
DATES COUPLES?!?! what kind of couples? brothers?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (w0NJk)
A friend of my crazy sister is dating a married couple.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
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What color is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
Green. No, rainbow minus one plus a whole lot of others.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (j41kJ)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (lhS81)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:28 PM (G8h7g)
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Ironic, though. Like when socialists like Bernie Sanders get gout.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
It would suck royally for Caitlyn Marie Jenner's bitch ass to die of prostate cancer.
😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (G8h7g)
Lots of assholes involved, but Marissa is asshole #1. If she had been "straight" with her MOH from the start, then everyone would have known how things stand. Instead she let's her find the hard way.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (vlXMQ)
This was on his way to an orgy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (KbCG3)
Is that like preloading a couple of beers before you go out clubbing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
https://bit.ly/3kyd1nS
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (eyxn4)
It's amazing that these five sh*t-lovers found each other.
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (CM8Oa)
That have these ridiculous situations and they are made up to garner attention but are fake as a CNN doing a story on...well, anything, really.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:15 PM (pwExq)
That's my general assumption with reddit posts: internet strangers will lie because they can, and they will push the boundaries of their fiction so long as people will eat it up.
Posted by: Nutsy at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (OfVjg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (dKiJG)
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We could have had Justin Herbert but Rivera chose Chase Young, the eternally injured number one.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (6lj/r)
And "Brandon". I wonder how often he flies to the White House for that.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)
Judaism actually had a somewhat similiar take (though less extreme) - encouraging men to marry their widowed sisters in law...because again you are more likely to take care of your nephews/nieces then some other random guy's kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)
More specifically, keeping men invested in providing for children.
A woman knows that the kid is hers when she's pregnant. The guy does not. Men aren't invested in other guys' children generally, and aren't as invested in a society if they have no kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Piper at Februa
IKR? I was perusing the thread and can't believe everyone agreeing on the bigot thing. I guess we aren't all free to have our own beliefs.
I'm so old I thought we had to be tolerant, not participants.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (6z9vr)
https://bit.ly/3kyd1nS
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (eyxn4)
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Blacks are the top of the intersectionality stack. And don't you forget it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (CM8Oa)
a) she's non-binary
b) she wants a ton of kids.
I just shake my head.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023
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Wasn't there a polyandrous society in the South Pacific, one of those island chains?
You're right, though. The only pro-survival condition for polyandry would be if there was some weakness or lack in the males in a society, as well as men outnumbering women, so that if one of the husbands couldn't provide or protect, another possibly could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (6VKyY)
Don't get too excited, some USFL team might pick him up before their season starts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (C1Zwz)
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You need a new shaman. One that will guide you toward the light.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP)
Because traditionally, marriage was about property and money, but mostly about real estate. For landowners, marriage contracts settled who inherited what, dowries, vast tracts of land, etc. Polyandry was not only an infraction against the religious and social order, but also against economic interests and stability.
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (rj6Yv)
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^^^ THIS ^^^
There is something seriously wrong with this generation/ Spend any time observing toc toc videos or youtoob and you understand this. Narcissists one and all
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2023 04:30 PM (DcKNO)
I have to admit, I've miss-specied a few of them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Same here. I thought a couple were human too.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (B/ami)
Posted by: Marissa at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (DRSnL)
This could be cured by having to read just about any Chinese harem drama.
Or, y'know, the Bible, where all harems work out really badly for the women, and even worse for the men stupid enough to engage in them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (nw8UC)
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:37 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (dKiJG)
Who do you think was pushing gay marriage? They knew these drama queen pervs couldn't stay together for long.
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (FJYfm)
It's in the Bible. Where they tried to give Nesus a trick question. He schooled them of course.
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (lhS81)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (eYoxG)
I am pretty sure this is racist.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: 1-800-ASK-A-SHAMAN at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
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Rainbow, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)
This was on his way to an orgy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:34 PM (KbCG3)
Is that like preloading a couple of beers before you go out clubbing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
For a normal human, yes. For him? Nope.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)
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Rainbow, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (t0OGg)
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"Sounds exclusionary. I think we need to rethink this."
-Dragonkin
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2023 04:35 PM (dKiJG)
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They count it as inventory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (Uzv0N)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:31 PM (w0NJk)
A friend of my crazy sister is dating a married couple.
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Let me guess, they leave the money on the dresser.
Posted by: In the 80's this was called prostitution at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (v1ALy)
Posted by: Anotheranon at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (s6Yyc)
A woman knows that the kid is hers when she's pregnant. The guy does not. Men aren't invested in other guys' children generally, and aren't as invested in a society if they have no kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
At least, on the upside, men aren't like lions.
New guy rolls in and whacks the kids because they aren't his...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (G8h7g)
That goes double for you, trannies!
Posted by: Dave Chappelle - Rich Oppressed Person of Colour at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (ppBhU)
But it's only a matter of time before there are test cases in the US.
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House of Commons Library, Research Briefing: Polygamy, Published Wednesday, 01 February, 2023
This briefing paper deals with when polygamous marriages might be legally recognised in England and Wales; immigration issues; social security benefits and pension entitlement.
Posted by: Lola at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:36 PM (eYoxG)
I am pretty sure this is racist.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (pwExq)
If nothing else it is at least sexist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (E+05M)
New guy rolls in and whacks the kids because they aren't his...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (G8h7g)
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Titans did it to their own kids!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (FJYfm)
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Also provides secure employment for homicide detectives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (Uzv0N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)
Oddly enough this is the basis of tradcon marriages too.
Posted by: Dysfunction's dysfunction no matter what at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (C3uQd)
It's in the Bible. Where they tried to give Nesus a trick question. He schooled them of course.
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:38 PM (8T0gw)
Nesus!
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (lhS81)
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2023 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Who's on first? Who's on second? Third base? ANAL.
Posted by: Spong
Slowly I turned.
Posted by: Now Lou, this is gonna hurt me more than... at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (RchQ+)
>>Blacks are the top of the intersectionality stack. And don't you forget it.
The US will be an Hispano-Asian majority country in roughly 20 years, black people are in for quite the surprise when the try to pull all that jazz on the new rulers.
White People To Black People: You're going to miss us when we're gone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (up/3i)
A woman knows that the kid is hers when she's pregnant. The guy does not. Men aren't invested in other guys' children generally, and aren't as invested in a society if they have no kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
At least, on the upside, men aren't like lions.
New guy rolls in and whacks the kids because they aren't his...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (G8h7g)
*tears out a few pages of lecture*
Yes, of course they aren't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (ffbyg)
Black Women are the least desirable mates by EVERY metric we have.
No surprise that they are so unhappy.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (j41kJ)
I hope the tuck tape holds.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (Vu7A1)
CPS cases and child sex abuse cases say some men are very leonine indeed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Anotheranon at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (s6Yyc)
I think he does. He's just playing hard to get.
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (lhS81)
Posted by: Anotheranon at February 27, 2023 04:39 PM (s6Yyc)
I think he does. He's just playing hard to get.
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (lhS81
With which of the other three?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: m at February 27, 2023 04:41 PM (lhS81)
Ask him three times.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fd at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (uH1zk)
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IIRC the Gays didn't get married once they could. It was all just a show of force and f*ck you.
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Raymond -- you have a problem with your woman, you don't get another woman.
Now you got two problems!
Posted by: Ray Barrone's Dad (played by Peter Boyle) at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (RchQ+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2023 04:03 PM (uNylN)
What they claim: Whatever they want it to mean at that moment with changes imminent as soon as anyone points out how inherently unstable this is.
In reality: It's a model that will demonstrate what "the big one" from Yellowstone National Park will look like, acted out as interpersonal break-up drama.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (nRMeC)
WTF???
These people are freaks.
Fu*k 'em.
But I guess the bride knew this.
Groom should run.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (UuD2k)
I remember reading an early European account of some group of Pacific Islanders that didn't fully understand how reproduction worms, and the society was one big sexual free-for-all. A woman got pregnant, and all sorts of dudes would fuck her, because the seman was used inside to construct the child. No jealousy, and the child is kind of an investment of the whole community, so the society was actually peaceful and idyllic.
I suppose if we could somehow live in complete ignorance/naivete like the Garden of Eden...
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (JCZqz)
Men are leaving society.
This is fine.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)
That's why emperors build an entirely different complex to store them in.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (eYoxG)
He better watch out because she's going to be inviting people to things or accepting invitations to things without his knowledge or agreement and then get pissy when he doesn't want to do the thing.
Posted by: all doubt removed at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (S2eH9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)
King Solomon: "Tell me about it. I'm was one of the wisest men ever alive and I didn't even figure this out until it was too late."
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (j41kJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2023 04:27 PM (9aINP)
what if Bodies & It's Raining Men are about the same event, just from different points of view?
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023
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Titans did it to their own kids!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023
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Which suggests that the really ancient Greeks, the freebooters of the Iliad days, probably did the same thing more than occasionally. "Hey, look, the Titans did it!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (Nw6sz)
Now you got two problems!
Posted by: Ray Barrone's Dad (played by Peter Boyle) at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (RchQ+)
Ha, beat me to it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
10 wives, all periods synched.
No thanks.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Be careful out there at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (l9X49)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
It means your friend will blow you while playing Call of Duty or while watching the game.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (dfz97)
I thought polyamory was going to be the left's next big push but they skipped it entirely and went on to trannies, with ped0 on the horizon. Turns out so few people are getting married, they just didn't see any point in fighting to destroy it any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (0hOvj)
_______________
Shows you how bright they were. They only had a few millennia to figure this out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (Uzv0N)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (9aINP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2023 04:42 PM (63Dwl)
Who were the Yankees pitchers who swapped wives (and maybe kids, too) back in the '70s?
At least they kept it straight.
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (FJYfm)
Meanwhile Kirby is awaiting the new Covid consensus which like the climate hoax consensus will be debooooonked after managing to boooonk for another few months or until we all die of nucular fallout or dirty air, dirty water with grandma off a cliff.
Posted by: micky at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (Nw6sz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (Xrfse)
1. Kill terrorists
2. Cut my taxes
3. Punch a hippy
NEW ADDITION:
Fuck within kids and you're dead.
Not as crisp.as.the first three, but I'm working on it.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (E+05M)
Yes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (n1JsZ)
I went to one church wedding where all of the bride's ex-boyfriends (including myself) sat together in one pew.
It was pretty funny.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (C1Zwz)
Wait, that means pressuring the wife to have sex with a gay / bi man then?
Right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: What passes for Logic at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (Rl7KJ)
It's a little different - I would imagine - when you're the sovereign of the country and have the power of life and death over everyone. "Take her outside the city gates and stone her" would likely keep the rest of the bitches in line.
Posted by: Solomon was a pimp at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)
++++
I used to work with a polygamist. He had three wives. Kept everything scheduled tightly. He used a google calendar to track all of his obligations with each wife, with the kids, etc. Between life and work, he had all 24 hours per day scheduled out months in advance.
Looked like a lot of work to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:32 PM (C1Zwz)
Wait, that means pressuring the wife to have sex with a gay / bi man then?
Right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (fUnHJ)
Well that's just inclusive so it's all good.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Be careful out there at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (l9X49)
Nah, it's gay. Even when it's a fourple. Furple?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
He better watch out because she's going to be inviting people to things or accepting invitations to things without his knowledge or agreement and then get pissy when he doesn't want to do the thing.
Posted by: all doubt removed
He can wait outside.
Posted by: Homeless Hungry Hung Joggers at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (6VKyY)
In U.S., 10.2% of LGBT Adults Now Married to Same-Sex Spouse
https://tinyurl.com/2om93nvz
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Perspective: Black adults married to their spouse are 31%
https://tinyurl.com/2glkywxs
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (CM8Oa)
Force the groom to look at all the men she's had in her before you. Is this really what you want to do? Only some of them showed up, son.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (0hOvj)
Seriously... the polycule is inspiring me. These are usually large people. Who are easily led, and hem themselves up in houses together, without help from a shepherd. I'm seeing a new phase of agriculture, but then... I'm a visionary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (oINRc)
Seriously... the polycule is inspiring me. These are usually large people. Who are easily led, and hem themselves up in houses together, without help from a shepherd. I'm seeing a new phase of agriculture, but then... I'm a visionary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (oINRc)
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That is one unattractive sounding sex cult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
a) wtf
and BEEEEE... why did they go to the wedding?!?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (w0NJk)
I went to one church wedding where all of the bride's ex-boyfriends (including myself) sat together in one pew.
It was pretty funny.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2023 04:45 PM (2tUFv)
Fuck you.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (NXGjq)
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: fd at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (uH1zk)
I suspect this went into overdrive after WWII in Europe since so many men died, but obviously as you see with the mormon and muslims it caused problems when you don't have a shortage of men.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)
Seriously... the polycule is inspiring me. These are usually large people. Who are easily led, and hem themselves up in houses together, without help from a shepherd. I'm seeing a new phase of agriculture, but then... I'm a visionary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (oINRc)
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That is one unattractive sounding sex cult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
I was thinking he was planning to source ethical meat.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:47 PM (0hOvj)
++++
Yeah, seems like a seriously bad idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023
***
Yeah, somebody's gotta handle the administrative end.
Though as I understand it, being a eunuch didn't make you non-ambitious. Some of those eunuchs amassed quite a bit of power within their own domains.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:44 PM (0hOvj)
I thought so too, especially because of how intrinsic it is to Islam.
But the left doesn't kiss The Religion of Death's ass nearly as much as it did when King Barry was around.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (UuD2k)
a) wtf
and BEEEEE... why did they go to the wedding?!?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
He's a big guy.
Posted by: Bane at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (dfz97)
Who broke up with who?
I'm trying to judge you. 😃
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (8T0gw)
I don't know if the meat is worth the slaughter.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (C1Zwz)
I used to work with a polygamist. He had three wives. Kept everything scheduled tightly. He used a google calendar to track all of his obligations with each wife, with the kids, etc. Between life and work, he had all 24 hours per day scheduled out months in advance.
Looked like a lot of work to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)
Did the wives know about each other did he have to lie 24/7 on top of everything else?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (NXGjq)
++++
Well, she's being very helpful in planning the wedding. The gift is in-kind.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (FtKnZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (6VKyY)
2. Cut taxes
3. Punch hippies
Frank J made a t-shirt from that. Fred Thompson's wife wore it in public.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Crusty The Clown at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (RHGPo)
--
I think this is why only Christianity is targeted by activists, too.
Why target religions where the practitioners are already going to Hell? What's the point?
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (FtKnZ)
I laughed out loud.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (yQpMk)
Fuck you.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
Oh come on, you knew she was high-mileage goods!
Posted by: Chad, Tyrone, Pookie, RayRay, ARC of history at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (C3uQd)
I don't know if the meat is worth the slaughter.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (C1Zwz)
With the plans the WEF has in store for us, even this garbage will have a hot market!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (eYoxG)
Yeah you have to have absolute power to even try to make it work, so you can get rid of any troublemakers and terrify the rest.
Even then, though, it doesn't really work. Just ask Genghis Khan, Solomon, Muhammad, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)
Save a shitload of money and find someone less crazy-adjacent.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (ufFY8)
Sister Husbands.
Posted by: portlandon at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (BTgKJ)
++++
Oh, they all knew. Same house and all that.
But to the guy's credit, he wasn't a loudmouth about it. I only learned about it after I worked there for a couple of years and we got friendly. He invited me over to a cook out, but told me about his ... odd arrangement so I wouldn't be surprised.
They did their weird thing and otherwise behaved normally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (FUVRY)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2023 04:49 PM (C1Zwz)
A Body Count is a Body Count, no matter where you get the corpses-to-be from.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (UnA8+)
You would think so, but somehow it never worked out that way in practice.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (nw8UC)
Posted by: Synova at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (BD/yx)
IMHO, Mike needs to get the fuck out as fucking fast as he can. Somethin... somethin... about crazy.. and dick stickin in.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (17s+e)
Spider Killing took up at least 30% of his free time.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (j41kJ)
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It's hard to imagine that someone would think "I'm dislike blowjobs so much that I'm going to sign up for three times the rejection!"
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (CM8Oa)
Another bit that comes up in Pearl Davis videos:
Young Woman: I don't care about my many, many partner's past sexual history, I mean I don't want to date some loser that other women didn't want anyway.
Young Man: EWWWW I do not want to think about my woman with another man.
Young Woman: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARE.
Pearl: You know men and women are different...and men are allowed to have their preferences too
Young Woman: PEARL WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)
eldest kid's car 2016 Mazda battery is 2ish years old and keeps draining while parked!
...
thinking of getting a new battery put in anyway?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Car batteries do NOT survive full discharge cycles.
Get a new battery and a tender to keep it charged.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (lReCd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (FUVRY)
Because gay is boring and not shocking enough to get the kind of attention they want.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: arminius at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (Dpgtk)
It was a university environment - everyone knew each other.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (2tUFv)
Even then, though, it doesn't really work. Just ask Genghis Khan, Solomon, Muhammad, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)
I'd say most of them struggled with succession planning. The Chinese emperors often had decently long-lived dynasties.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (FUVRY)
Car batteries do NOT survive full discharge cycles.
Get a new battery and a tender to keep it charged.
thanks Dave that was my thinking. do you have a tender you'd recommend?
kids at college - they know they're supposed to take care of car and drive it periodically - in New England!!! it gets cold. I don't know that they were doing so ya know
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 27, 2023 04:43 PM (Mkvkw)
Mind.
Blown.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (gmo/4)
Signed, a dead and disgusted Ann Landers.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (oiNtH)
Sperm limits.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Gender-Affirming Mutilators and Sterilizers at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (fs1hN)
I bet he does drugs.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (dfz97)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 27, 2023 04:50 PM (FtKnZ)
If that's not a Babylon Bee headline it should be.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: arminius at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (Dpgtk)
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Because they're going to talk about it. Assuming you'll have to spend all day explaining their weird relationship means that you're assuming that they're going to make their weird relationship common knowledge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (lReCd)
Thanks! I'm going to look it up, but I'm assuming it all ended rather badly.
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (FJYfm)
___
We're working on it.
Posted by: Gender-Affirming Mutilators and Sterilizers at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (fs1hN)
Huh.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (anj39)
IMHO, Mike needs to get the fuck out as fucking fast as he can. Somethin... somethin... about crazy.. and dick stickin in.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 27, 2023 04:51 PM (17s+e)
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I don't imagine this marriage will have a long run.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (3JfbU)
Polygamy greatly increases your odds of reproducing, so at an individual level it makes a lot of sense genetically.
But...that leads to more fighting among your heirs. If they are full brothers from one wife at least they have some ties to each other (and there are likely fewer of them).
The Ottomans had a solution to this. The winning heir would kill all his half-brothers, and maybe his brothers too.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (lc5cP)
==
In a perfect world. However, these people are not normal and will enjoy making a spectacle of themselves, particularly at a Wedding reception.
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (PBvcH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (0Htd1)
Looked like a lot of work to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2023
***
A favorite trope in crime stories in the '60s and before was the traveling salesman who had at least 2 wives in different cities or states in his territory. To each one he would have a different name, etc. Maybe that was plausible (or possible -- it did happen in real life) when you didn't need much ID to exist in society, and when a successful guy could support 2 non-extravagant wives.
The story always gets its turn from one of the wives discovering the other, someone blackmailing him, or (in Ellery Queen's 1936 Halfway House) his being murdered himself. But which identity was the killer bumping off?
As Joe points out, such a life sounds exhausting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
because deep down they know it is unnatural, narcissistic, and disgusting.
Posted by: Ray Barrone's Dad (played by Peter Boyle) at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (RchQ+)
Posted by: Sidney at February 27, 2023 04:55 PM (B4P7b)
"So how is my harem of men doing?"
"Empress, I have bad news. Two of them died trying to climb out of the tower, five have broken bones and injuries because of fighting, they burned half the building, two turned queer, and they killed one of the Eunuchs out of boredom."
"So, same as last month, then."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)
___
We're working on it.
Posted by: Gender-Affirming Mutilators and Sterilizers at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (fs1hN)
Like the Unsullied, but without the weapons and hand-to-hand combat training. Like doughy Unsullied.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 27, 2023 04:52 PM (KAi1n)
Yes, and I'm struggling to stay awake.
Posted by: pookysgirl had ice cream and is sitting in the sun at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (dtlDP)
***
Ethical Meat was my nickname in college
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (flINI)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 27, 2023 04:54 PM (3JfbU)
It's not a marriage. Never will be.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (6VKyY)
Itthink three wives would be about the max one would reasonably handle.
That's two days per wife per week and one day for the husband to have to himself to recover.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (nw8UC)
===
Dirty Dancing takes on a whole new meaning. Imagine the video. . .
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (PBvcH)
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM (PBvcH)
Generally biologically it makes no sense. A woman can get pregnant as often as she wants from a man, and is likely to have less of a sex drive then just one husband anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Lola at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM (GshMh)
Logical and you only have to deal with it once every seven years.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023
***
It was, however, dangerous. It was a fight to the death if the woman challenged. Was it possible, as with the Union Army in the 1860s, to buy a substitute to go into battle for you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM (PBvcH)
And steal the bride's honeymoon luggage.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (uA82K)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (T7017)
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2023 04:58 PM (8T0gw)
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 04:56 PM (PBvcH)
A beach filled with elephant seals?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (v0R5T)
I bet he does drugs.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (dfz97)
Viagra
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Long time ago suspected two couples coming led.
And a guy knew fairly well told me his daughter was pressured into a 3 some and couldn't take it, yes ended it herself.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (E+05M)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (dfz97)
I bet he does drugs.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:53 PM (dfz97)
Viagra
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Interestingly enough, Joe F., that's his name, too.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3)
And as they walk down the aisle after the ceremony, they all make blow me motions.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (anj39)
==
The bride wants the spectacle for some reason, which does not bode well for the marriage. She was shit testing the groom, probably, and he failed miserably.
Posted by: Now you can remember your special day with that forever at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (Xgyyn)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2023 04:57 PM
But Brain, I don't see how shitting our pants is going to help?
Posted by: Pinky at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (sRdFW)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Interestingly enough, Joe F., that's his name, too.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3
His name is Viagra?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (6VKyY)
...
thinking of getting a new battery put in anyway?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
If you get the hew battery from Costvo, they give partial refunds on their kirkland ones if they don't last as long as they're supposed to (5years?)
Also, is something drawing power from.the battery even when the engine is off?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023 05:01 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Interestingly enough, Joe F., that's his name, too.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3
His name is Viagra?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (6VKyY)
Maybe his middle name. But he's Joe F.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 04:14 PM (dfz97)
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at the same time.
Posted by: Ciampino - free lubrication for pervs? at February 27, 2023 05:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Woke Pastor at February 27, 2023 05:01 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2023 04:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Interestingly enough, Joe F., that's his name, too.
Posted by: The Groom at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (KbCG3
His name is Viagra?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2023 05:00 PM (6VKyY)
This is exactly the kind of smart assery I'm talking about...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 27, 2023 05:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joey B at February 27, 2023 05:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 27, 2023 05:03 PM (+H3BT)
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Door not closed all the way? Dome light left on by kid in back seat?
Posted by: a switch not closed at February 27, 2023 05:04 PM (XX2sP)
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 27, 2023 05:04 PM (dfz97)
that's what we were hoping but they put sensors all over the thing and never saw any change
it's a freaking mystery. two different garages have spent lots of time on this - no answers
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2023 05:04 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2023 05:04 PM (6lj/r)
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reminds me of the old CBS "On The Road" traveling news man, Charles Kuralt (via wikipedia)
Two years after his death, Kuralt's decades-long companionship with a Montana woman named Patricia Shannon was made public. Kuralt apparently had a second, "shadow" family with Shannon while his wife lived in Manhattan and his daughters from a previous marriage lived on the eastern seaboard.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2023 05:05 PM (/csRr)
Yeah, that was funny when it was a joke.
I suspect a fair percentage of these polycules are scams to get Starbucks benefits for all their friends.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (pwExq)
When Gay marriage became legal lots of companies required that they now become married and dropped coverage on the PARTNERS the LOL on the outrage
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2023 05:06 PM (dKiJG)
Winter mix tonight, could be interesting in morning
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2023 05:06 PM (xhxe8)
The gracious approach would be to invite Marissa, Greg, Brandon and Ace (I'm assuming that "22NB" means this is the 22nd time he's been a "Notorious Bottom") but let them know that the gift protocol in your mafia family requires each of them to bring a cash gift of $1,000. Please don't neglect to remind them of what happened to Billy Batts in Goodfellas when he insulted Tommy. Problem solved.
Yours in good manners,
--Mister Mannered
Posted by: MikeG at February 27, 2023 05:07 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2023 05:07 PM (/csRr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 27, 2023 05:07 PM (Jg7EG)
Shouldn't be hard to figure out. Find out how much it is drawing with the car off and eliminate all other loads that are too high or low.
Maybe find someone who knows how to use a Meter.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 05:07 PM (j41kJ)
You know that dude's had a hard life.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2023
***
You wouldn't expect it, but today he's kinda blue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 05:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2023 05:09 PM (T4tVD)
>>it's a freaking mystery.
Diagnosing parasitic drain in automobiles can be maddening.
Is the car stock? Was something recently added like a more modern radio or amplifier?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 05:09 PM (up/3i)
Two years after his death, Kuralt's decades-long companionship with a Montana woman named Patricia Shannon was made public. Kuralt apparently had a second, "shadow" family with Shannon while his wife lived in Manhattan and his daughters from a previous marriage lived on the eastern seaboard.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2023
***
Was he married to the Montana lady too? If he wasn't, that's not bigamy.
He was high-resource enough to manage it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)
There are some simple / dumb ways of running it down quickly.
Removing fuses, one at a time, is the easiest way to find the leg the draw is on.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2023 05:11 PM (j41kJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2023 05:11 PM (J2vNu)
You are a horrible person if you don't bend over backwards to accommodate every insane neurosis that they have.
ANYBODY asking for 3 guests to a wedding is ridiculous. If you wanted them at the wedding they would have already been invited. The only reason the 'friend' is making a big deal about it is that your alleged 'friend' knows she can bully you into doing what she wants.
Just like everybody else she gets a +1.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 27, 2023 05:12 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2023 05:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ralph at February 27, 2023 05:14 PM (wnTj5)
>>Removing fuses, one at a time, is the easiest way to find the leg the draw is on.
This is true, but if someone added something and it's wired directly from the battery, like an amp or radio, it's not going to go through the main fuse block.
My assumption is that the mechanics that looked at it previously ran through all of the usual diagnostic tests.
Could be a squirrel gnawed some wiring and it's shorting constant power to ground somewhere.
Squirrels are f**ked up that way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2023 05:17 PM (up/3i)
I'll forgo a story of 'elite' hardware engineers that took 4 weeks to discover jack shit about a PAL that lost its marbles.
Try unhooking the battery for however long the previous drain took. If the drain is similar, you have a defective battery.
Posted by: micky at February 27, 2023 05:19 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2023 05:20 PM (0hOvj)
Yeah, that was funny when it was a joke.
I suspect a fair percentage of these polycules are scams to get Starbucks benefits for all their friends.
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2023 04:25 PM (pwExq)
I tuned in on the TV during the shower soap drop scene and then continued surfing.
Posted by: Javems at February 27, 2023 05:20 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Candidus at February 27, 2023 05:22 PM (CqK30)
Or a phone/charger.
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2023 05:22 PM (T4tVD)
Washington County GOP Chair asking for newspaper photo of Fetterman (showing signs of life yo)
Posted by: micky at February 27, 2023 05:22 PM (3byMq)
Enough money? Sure, you could get a few wives if you wanted.
But... why?
Do you need an extra? Because it's not like a car. You can't just garage one. They both have to be driven daily. The whole thing is fucked-up logistical fiasco in the making.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2023 05:41 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2023 05:46 PM (a3Q+t)
A #FridayNightTights classic:
"I am not gay! I have relationships with women... and sex with men."
"I got news for you... that means you're gay."
https://bit.ly/3ky0BfH
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 27, 2023 05:47 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at February 27, 2023 05:47 PM (dqPgD)
Posted by: william ferrin at February 27, 2023 05:58 PM (Vqxae)
It is short for Nota Bene
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2023 04:16 PM
I guessed Nutter Butter
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 27, 2023 06:11 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: setnaffa at February 27, 2023 06:36 PM (BdSXF)
Posted by: Ace & Gary at February 27, 2023 07:53 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 27, 2023 09:53 PM (J00IM)
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 28, 2023 10:54 AM (UsYEI)
THIS.
And the comment about inviting folks to your wedding who obviously don't give a rat's @$$ about traditional marriage is spot on. You invite clowns to your special day, don't be surprised if you get Clown World.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 28, 2023 02:06 PM (uY1j2)
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