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Some Healthy-At-Every-Size Nonsense and GAINZZZ
Which is really too bad, because erythritol is a great sweetener.I skeptical from the jump here because I know those "studies" that showed that saccharine would cause cancer were rubbish, and they were funded by, get this, Big Sugar, which was panicking about saccharine as a competitor. Is this legit? I dunno. Maybe. But:
A new study has found that a zero-calorie sweetener that is popular in ketogenic diets has been linked to strokes, heart attacks, blood clots and death. The artificial sweetener called erythritol is often found in diet foods, such as Truvia, as a sugar replacement because it does not affect blood glucose levels and does not have any calories. The new study, published in the journal Nature Medicine on Monday, found that higher levels of erythritol are correlated with a higher chance of heart attack, stroke or death in three years when analyzing blood samples from three different populations.
Researchers first found the correlation between increased erythritol levels and major adverse cardiac events when analyzing chemicals and compounds in 1,157 blood samples of those who were at risk for heart disease that were collected between 2004 and 2011. ... "Following exposure to dietary erythritol, a prolonged period of potentially heightened thrombotic risk may occur. This is a concern given that the very patients for whom artificial sweeteners are marketed (patients with diabetes, obesity, history of [cardiovascular diseases] and impaired kidney function) are those typically at higher risk for future [cardiovascular diseases] events," the study reads. Okay, so they're testing the blood samples of people already at risk for heart disease. And they find that high erythritol levels correlates with higher odds of heart attacks, etc. But... a lot of the people who have high levels of erythritol in their blood have that precisely because they're already obese and are using erythritol to avoid calories. So, what is causing the higher rates of heart attacks? The erythritol or the obesity? Maybe they corrected for that. I'm just very, very skeptical every time I see a study that claims that Big Sugar's competitors will Literally Kill You. They rigged those tests in the 70s to kill off public enthusiasm for saccharine -- and it worked. I'll keep my eye on this. But... I want to know more. Update: browndog link to this guy analyzing the claims.
As per usual, this paper is being blown WAY out of proportion! First off, this was a cohort study that looked up levels of erythritol in the blood over a three year. And compare them to cardiac event and mortality. This paper did NOT EXAMINE ERYTHRITOL INTAKE! You see, erythritol is a compound that is produced naturally by our body as part of the Pentose phosphate pathway (PPP). Why is this distinction important? Because the population they studied were VERY sick people. Over 40% had already had a heart attack. Over 15% were in heart failure. Over 25% had type 2 diabetes. Over 70% had hypertension. And over 70% had coronary artery disease! Why is this important? Because people with this metabolic profile (Syndrome X) have been shown to have an overactive PPP & likely produce more erythritol (PMID: 2071151. Therefore, it is highly likely that this paper is simply a case of reverse causality. That means, erythritol did not caused these people to get sick, rather, these people being sick, cause their erythritol levels to be elevated in the blood. Indeed, over activation of the PPP may promote vascular damage (PMID: 27245224) moreover, in randomized controlled trials, erythritol supplementation was shown to improve HbA1c and insulin sensitivity (PMID: 8933647) This study certainly warrants more research, but it hardly is evidence that erythritol causes heart attacks or is unhealthy.
Speaking of obesity and risk factors for heart disease: a professor of Fat Studies insists that being obese carries no additional risks for heart disease or poor health outcomes of any kind, except for the "stigma" imposed on the obese by the rest of society, and the psychological stress inflicted on patients by quack doctors who lie to them about obesity being unhealthy. This is the ultimate in Snowflake "Science." I bet Jonah Goldberg subscribes to her newsletter.
A University of Denver (DU) professor's recent presentation expressed support for Health at Every Size® (HAES) and exploring gender identity.Oh, she favors "exploring gender identity" as well? I totally didn't see that one coming. What, what a Plot Twist. Like all of Rion Johnson's ex-girlfriends who were hoping for an orgasm, my expectations have totally been subverted.
And Neurodiverse Clients, too. She's not just running one grift, she's running all the grift.
"There is absolutely a connection between weight and health," Erin Harrop with DU's Graduate School of Social Work said in her presentation, "Addressing Weight Stigma, Diet Culture, and Eating Disorders in Neurodiverse Clients."
That stands for Healthy At Every Size.
"But the argument I'm going to make for you today is that [the] connection between weight and health may be less attributable to the actual adipose tissue in people's bodies and more attributable to the stigma of that adipose tissue from other folks," she continued. Harrop specializes in "eating disorders," "weight stigma," and "medical social work," according to her faculty biography. Her work relies on an "intersectional social-justice-informed, fat liberation, and [HAES] lens."
"Healthism."
HAES is an approach to healthcare articulated by the Association for Size Diversity and Health (ASDAH). After the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) issued new recommendations for treating childhood obesity, ASDAH tweeted that they are "dripping with fatphobia, racism, [and] healthism."
In a statement and petition, ASDAH wrote that AAP "claim[s] to incorporate 'non-stigmatising care' and the social determinants of health to improve health equity." "There is no non-stigmatizing care in the name of obesity prevention or treatment," ASDAH argued, elsewhere referring to the condition as "ob*sity." During one "plug" for HAES, Harrop acknowledged its criticisms, including accusations of HAES "overly focusing on health," "moralizing health," and "having a white focus."This is a new constant claim, which seems... racist to me. In order to justify their own opposition to any kind of weight regulation, they claim that the whole idea of being fit and trim is "anti-black." So, to make their argument, they are constantly claiming that black women are naturally obese. Asking them to diet is imposing "white standards" of beauty and colonialist notions of health on them.
Nah, it's well known that when you feel stigmatized, your pancreas releases extra insulin. Diabetes should be re-named Peer Pressure Disease. I'll refer you to the article for her thoughts about how "exploring gender identity" can help "neurodivergent clients" -- that is, autistic people, by and large. And yes, autistic people are a primary target of propaganda/recruitment for the trans cultists. It's bizarre, but they really push the idea that adding another mental disability on top of the autism somehow... helps the autism?
Harrop named symptoms of weight stigma in her presentation, such as heart disease, high blood pressure, and high blood sugar. These are symptoms that, according to the Harvard School of Public Health, are actually attributable to excess fat cells, "the mechanical stress of carrying extra pounds," and other consequences of being overweight.
"Person of Thin Privilege." The real Plot Twist here is that Erin Harrop is very normal looking and even kind of... hot, even? Nah, just f*cking with ya.
The presentation also suggested "[p]referred terms'' that would replace "[s]tigmatized/loaded terms." Rather than use terms such as "[o]verweight" or "[n]ormal weight," one slide suggests using "[p]erson of size" or "[p]erson of thin privilege."
A video of Erin Harrop addressing a whole group of mutants here. The video is titled, Fatphobia and Diet Culture in Working with Neurodivergent Humans. Almost everyone has their pronouns listed, and I see a few "they/thems."
She introduces herself as a "white, mid-fat, queer, ND [neurodivergent], non-binary person, currently in good health, with a history of disability and thinness," which she has now thankfully cured herself of. If you don't know what a "mid-fat" is, it's part of the, and I'm not making this up and this isn't a gag, "Fat Spectrum."
Obesity is a common, complex, and often persistent chronic disease associated with serious health and social consequences if not treated.... The current and long-term health of 14.4 million children and adolescents is affected by obesity, making it one of the most common pediatric chronic diseases in the United States.The Association for Size Diversity and Health was scandalized and outraged at these heretical utterances!
We firmly and unequivocally oppose the Academy of American Pediatrics' Clinical Practice Guideline for the Evaluation and Treatment of Children and Adolescents With Ob*sity.They really put the star in obesity to indicate that it's an offensive vulgarity which is not fit to be printed in its unmodified form. You know, like the f word. Or the n word.
... It is abundantly clear that the authors of this paper have failed to adequately address their own fatphobia and weight bias and thus are unqualified to author this paper. In failing to do so, they have produced a biased set of recommendations. Worse, they claim to incorporate "non-stigmatising care" and the social determinants of health to improve health equity for Black and brown young people.Again, again, again: the insistence that "black and brown people" are naturally, genetically obese and that any suggestions for keeping the weight down is just the White Supremacy of Deal-A-Meal. Does any brown or black person wish to respond to these constant claims that they're all either obese or only not obese due to their acceptance of White Colonialist Brainwashing? It's pretty obvious what they're doing -- they're not taken very seriously, so they've decided to rope black people into their coalition, without consulting them about it, and claim that fatphobia is now officially Just Like Racism, you racists.
By co-opting this language, they are putting those most harmed by the medical system at greater risk.I can think of someone else who's co-opting language. Saying the o-word is just like saying the n-word, right?
There is no non-stigmatizing care in the name of obesity prevention or treatment.What they mean is that any recommendation to lose weight is automatically "stigmatizing," because you're telling people that being overweight or obese -- and let's face it, doctors don't even bother with the overweight condition any longer; they only have time to deal with the obese -- is telling them that they are not in peak physical condition, and this hurts their feelings, and so it's "stigmatizing." But there is no way to recommend that someone lose weight without suggesting, even if using gentle language, that being excessively heavy is bad for one's health. And that is their whole point -- there is no "non-stigmatizing" way to tell someone to lose weight, so doctors should just literally never tell someone to lose weight. They're in favor of "Size Diversity and Health," you see.
... The ways in which the weight bias of the authors infiltrates the guidelines are many. They include: * Omitting any discussion on the racist origins of fatphobia and the BMI. Despite several sections discussing the prevalence of higher BMIs among Black and brown people, the connection between racism and fatphobia was completely excluded from the guidelines as well as from their analysis and interpretation of the research.They. Literally. Never. Stop. With. The. "Darkies Are All Obese." Claims.
Fatphobia was born out of eugenicist and racist ideas.1 These racist ideas are then upheld systemically through tools like the BMI and recommendations such as these. This history and how it shaped research and current medical practice is missing entirely from the AAP's recommendations. Its omission allows for the continuation of harmful, racist, and fatphobic practices.Literally.
* Underestimating the impact of weight bias and stigma on health and health outcomes. Not only do they spend a whopping ⅓ of a page on this topic, they fail to recognize it as a risk in nearly every Key Action Statement.The only thing that this group would allow doctors to discuss in reference to weight is that there is "harm" in "stigmatizing" obesity, and that harm is the most harmful harm ever so validate the obese in their size diversity to mitigate the harm of stigmatizing them.
* Failing to consider key ethical considerations underpinning the recommendations. Fat people, and especially fat children, are not responsible for the medical fatphobia of our care providers. Medical providers have an ethical imperative to address their individual weight bias and the systemic barriers affecting fat people in the healthcare system. Fat people, including fat children and adolescents, do not have an ethical imperative to lose weight and participating in pursuing weight loss should never be a requirement to access safe, effective, and non-stigmatizing care.Do better, health care providers. Do better.
*They literally claim that obesity is not unhealthy at all so citing any facts showing a linkage between obesity and diabetes, heart disease, stroke, etc., is automatically "hyperbolic and sensationalized language." Again, they insist the only negative health consequence of obesity is the "stigmatizing" of it by doctors and society as a whole.
Using hyperbolic and sensationalized language. This kind of rhetoric has shown again and again to worsen weight bias in general and in healthcare especially. With 68% of the largest fat people avoiding healthcare, the focus in improving the health of fat people must be on creating equitable systems of care.
* Failing to consider alternative and plausible explanations for the correlation between health and weight. The authors double down on weight-biased assumptions with ignorant and harmful interpretations of the research base, often citing studies that were not actually testing the claims they make in their recommendations. For example, on page 2, they open the introduction with the claim that being in a larger body is affecting the current and long-term health of fat children. They cite two articles that measure the prevalence of ob*sity, not whether it causes or is even correlated with disease.Like I said, they just refuse to accept the huge pile of evidence linking obesity with bad health outcomes. They're like the cigarette company executives in the 70s and 80s. And now: GAINZZZ. I came off a two week semi-fast -- I never tell you guys about these things any more, because several of you get too worried for me -- and really have to finally put together a 50 minute workout routine and start hitting it. As for now, I'm just continuing to run/walk. I've also gone back to Intermittent Fasting, which I had stopped doing forever. It's really helpful. For those who haven't yet heard about the Health Craze of 2015, Intermittent Fasting is just enforcing on yourself a long period every day when you consume no calories, like sixteen hours. Eight of those will be easy -- you'll be asleep -- so you really just have to make sure you do not eat or drink calories four hours before bedtime, and do not break fast until at least four hours after waking. Intermittent Fasting is also known by its scientific name, "Skipping breakfast." But giving your body 16 (or more) hours where no calories are coming in forces it to burn some fat to create energy during that period. It also imposes some simple caloric reduction, because the less time you have to eat, the less food you'll probably end up eating. Anyway, that works, and it's pretty easy to do past the first week or two, when your body's glands will be sending out hunger hormones during the periods it expects you to be eating. After a time, the body accommodates the new schedule and will start sending out hunger hormones at the new Intermittent Fasting time for the first meal. I've lost the weight from the holidays, and have moved from Actually Fat to Just Thicc.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 04:31 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2023 04:31 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 10, 2023 04:32 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 04:32 PM (Vwz3I)
That's a lot of syllables to say bulls***.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:32 PM (eOEVl)
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Welcome to GAINZZZ Gulch, stranger.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 04:33 PM (Vwz3I)
Mine mostly lay around the house, because they are as lazy as me. (I do play with them!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 04:33 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:33 PM (geLO8)
Who can I sue for reparations for victimizing me?
Posted by: a.moron at March 10, 2023 04:33 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 04:34 PM (EeVCB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:35 PM (bzzlh)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:35 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 10, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)
which in her case, "exploring" means asking her to pee and following it upstream looking for an opening.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 04:36 PM (YJ6Zy)
Made beef stroganoff last night. Used Pecan flour instead of standard flour and it worked well. Instead of noodles, I went with some low net carb tortillas I found that I like a lot. I looked at Zoodles, but all the ones I could find seemed suspiciously high in carbs still (around 18-19g per serving- same with mashed cauliflower.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:36 PM (zZu0s)
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WTF does that mean? It's MY fat that makes her fat?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 04:36 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: brak at March 10, 2023 04:36 PM (lO5WT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2023 04:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Zoot at March 10, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:38 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:38 PM (bzzlh)
they can come up with all sorts of euphemisms and woke-talk to excuse their fatness, but these are fat people. Porkers. Chubbers. Fatsos.
I get to say this because I have a gut myself. It is what it is. I don't pretend it's anything else.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 10, 2023 04:39 PM (PiwSw)
and Ace you don't need the fake chemical sweeteners. no sugar no sweeteners, maybe a touch of honey or fruit (actual fruit not some weird chemical extract fructose-y thing)
you can do this
sugar free is the way to be!
and buy nothing with more than seven ingredients on the packaging! or anything you don't even know what it is
I used to think "calories are calories" but now I know the secret. I'm down over 20 pounds this year and am eating way more than I used to. I'm not fasting except the normal "Italian breakfast" (sans sweet roll of course)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:39 PM (w0NJk)
Again, if you want to own a semi-auto firearm in WA state, buy now. The 'assault weapon' ban bill has passed the (democrat)House, it will probably pass the (democrat) Senate and then (democrat) Jay Inslee WILL sign it.
You have a couple of weeks, at best
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:39 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:40 PM (UuD2k)
I had one class in statistics, but am in no way fluent. But there are real stats, and then those that twist the stats. Hard to find the legit ones.
The other fakes are cheaper, but I had some erythritol because Smart People thought it was better than the others. I mostly use the others though .... (Aldis has two for pretty cheap, I buy them both).
But sure, I want to know if they are really Bad ... need more data, and a trustworthy statistician.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 04:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:40 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at March 10, 2023 04:41 PM (YafMK)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 04:41 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:40 PM (UuD2k)
Aha! That has stumped us for years. Thank you!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Personal Physicians at March 10, 2023 04:41 PM (PiwSw)
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Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (w0NJk)
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Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (YnyfW)
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (1KS1Z)
Gabrielle Jean will be joining our household on Saturday and I'm taking a full week off work (and sleep and life) to help her adjust to her new home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (bzzlh)
No, it doesn't, that's what's great about it. At least, it doesn't for me.
Maltitol creates a high risk of sharts. I've never heard of erythritol doing so.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:40 PM (w0NJk)
Only odd thing, it was pretty darn salty. The recipe called for two teaspoons, and I cut that in about half and it was still salty. I may have to cut it to about half a teaspoon. Do mushrooms from a can have a lot of salt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:43 PM (geLO8)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CpQspxwgqgT/
Layne's not everyone's cup of tea, but he's a smart guy, and he knows how to actually read the underlying study.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 04:43 PM (CCSxw)
Gabrielle Jean will be joining our household on Saturday and I'm taking a full week off work (and sleep and life) to help her adjust to her new home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (bzzlh)
Awwww. What was she?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:44 PM (bzzlh)
probably why would you use mushrooms from a can unless it's post-apocalypse world tho?!?!
they are super easy to grow yourself or just live here and people throw them at you. we swim in mushrooms
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:44 PM (w0NJk)
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WTF does that mean? It's MY fat that makes her fat?"
It is the stress YOU cause by not loving an obese person's body. Same will soon be said for the stress YOU cause for not having (vigorous) sex with fat trannies. "How DARE you deny me!" you will be forced to care, physically. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 04:44 PM (Cus5s)
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WTF does that mean? It's MY fat that makes her fat?
It means you're an awful person for noticing that she's the size of a house.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
Gabrielle Jean will be joining our household on Saturday and I'm taking a full week off work (and sleep and life) to help her adjust to her new home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (bzzlh)
Awwww. What was she?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:43 PM (zZu0s)
3/4 cream Golden Retriever, 1/4 yellow lab. Both parents are very chill, good dogs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bzzlh)
Yeah, they're doomed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (uNylN)
omg the perfect blend for maximum sweetness!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:44 PM (w0NJk)
That sounds awkward.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (zZu0s)
It's almost as if human nature is speaking.
Or something like that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (KbCG3)
Excellent point. It's like all the people saying their ginormous asses are genetic. Oddly, a picture of people prior to the 1960s shows very few fat Americans. Obviously there was a comet that caused changes in the fat ass gene across America.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (CwhoI)
I tried every single one I could get my hands on. Even some that were later pulled from the market. They all either taste like shit and/or give you explosive diarrhea. A couple of them give you life changing diarrhea.
There was one that tasted just like real sugar, but the price on the porcelain was just too great. I was building up a tolerance, but now I can't buy it anywhere.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:44 PM (w0NJk)
That sounds awkward.
lol no seriously like every restaurant out here - ask what soup of the day is - it's always "Kennett mushroom"
it's mushroom crazy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (w0NJk)
After several months of cycling at my desk at work, the saddle-bags on the sides of my thighs have become more pronounced - because a bunch of the fat around them has been worked away.
So... Yay?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2023 04:46 PM (YnyfW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bzzlh)
Awwwwwww. Should be a decently smart dog too. Smart dogs are a prize of unmatched price.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (geLO8)
The urban dictionary just gets bigger and bigger, doesn't it. More adipose, you might say.
Posted by: bluebell at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (pTb/Z)
https://youtu.be/cPgOCWbqjgo (NSF normal humans).
Look, I'm overweight myself but I'm not putting myself out there either.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (qoGsy)
So it's Lent, and I'm trying to up my fasting game this year. I bothered to weigh myself yesterday and I've lost 5 lbs. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Catherine at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (ZSsrh)
Once again, white liberals have reduced minorities into bots who have zero agency within their lives. Simply helpless victims of the world around them, much like newborn babies and small animals.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 04:48 PM (eYoxG)
Maltitol creates a high risk of sharts. I've never heard of erythritol doing so.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 04:42 PM (BvUNN)
Olestra looks around shiftily and sneaks out the back door.
Posted by: DNC getting its talking points in order at March 10, 2023 04:48 PM (t4BDZ)
I gave up alcohol for lent but yesterday I spent 6 hours in the Philly convention center for the flower show so yes there was a slip up
damnable popup cocktail shops!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:48 PM (w0NJk)
Yeah, at the lower end - stairs, hills, ...
In mid range - car doors, low chairs
at high end - doors. reaching for food. rolling over.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (YJ6Zy)
If only evil white people would stop breaking into their houses and forcing them to eat KFC and Oreos.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)
Months more training ahead of me in prep for USAPL Raw Natls in Memphis this coming September.
If my health holds, I can actually see me hitting a couple of PRs on the platform. Those would be the first since 2019.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (/2DAT)
Posted by: Mr. Creosote, Body Positive Influencer at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (PiwSw)
https://youtu.be/cPgOCWbqjgo (NSF normal humans).
That's a Biiiig Bitch!
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Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
Kill it brother 👍🏻
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Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (4VwiF)
Shit, I need a second lunch.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
Oh yeah! You show me a woman that has bigger balls than her!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (UuD2k)
I'm coming to the unhappy conclusion that there is no free lunch with sweeteners.
That is, there is nothing that can be sweet and not have a downside.
So time to suck it up, and just forget about sweetness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bzzlh)
Awwwwwww. Should be a decently smart dog too. Smart dogs are a prize of unmatched price.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
I will settle for gentle, loving and eager to please. Smart would be a nice bonus but we have a very smart dog already. Two might be...too interesting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:51 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (fB8KT)
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The "body positivity advocate" lingo should have been a warning to you.
But nooooooo, you stopped reading at "yoga teacher."
Posted by: bluebell at March 10, 2023 04:51 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: ace at March 10
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there's 2 schools of thought,
1. stop eating sweets like a baby, you baby man.
2. I use whatever Walden Farms gives me without question.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 04:51 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 04:51 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Kangarew66 at March 10, 2023 04:52 PM (LSrgw)
That is, there is nothing that can be sweet and not have a downside.
So time to suck it up, and just forget about sweetness.
yes
altho fruit can be quite sweet. go with fruit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:52 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 04:52 PM (fB8KT)
yeah people say that, saying it should be called "Time Restricted Eating" but even that sounds, well, restrictive
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 04:52 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 04:53 PM (xhxe8)
It's like a train car derailment...you just gotta look.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 04:53 PM (fB8KT)
If only evil white people would stop breaking into their houses and forcing them to eat KFC and Oreos.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)
I think the claim here is that it's colonialist to force them to not eat KFC and Oreos.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 04:53 PM (eYoxG)
the body builder set that eats like cuckoo birds use a lot of Walden farms. I swear they eat 2X what I eat in a day. It's to chase macros. And maybe they have a point, you want 200g of protein? well, you're going to eat, sucker.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 04:53 PM (MLrvz)
omg the perfect blend for maximum sweetness!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (w0NJk)
Fingers crossed.
She is already good with eye contact, a good sign!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:53 PM (bzzlh)
aspartame. 2 a day, in coffee.
sugar in my oatmeal. That's once a week.
My gut is from sitting on my ass a lot, not because I shovel foodstuffs into my open maw at a constant rate, like Fat Lady up there.
I should exercise more.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (geLO8)
I'm lucky, insofar as sugar isn't my thing. Every once in a while I want some candy, but usually it's unappealing to me.
Of course my love affair with all of the pastas and other dumplings stands in for that bad habit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2023 04:50 PM (FUVRY)
That is a form of intermittent fasting, Fen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (zZu0s)
GAINZZ! bruh.
(No booze tho', since it was the source of my tumble.)
Sutures come out Monday.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (jTmQV)
I love them both, but if I sit down with a whole bag and pig out on them, I'm gonna be at high risk for sharting the next day, guaranteed.
Other nuts, like pistachios, macadamia nuts, or peanuts (yeah, I know, not actually a nut) don't seem to do this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (bW8dp)
Mine mostly lay around the house, because they are as lazy as me. (I do play with them!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 04:33 PM (YIVH2)
When you're watching them, that's what they do.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 04:55 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:51 PM (bzzlh)
Just remember, if you raise them right and they decide to take over the world, they will just give it to you with a tail wag and a doggy grin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:55 PM (zZu0s)
Over the course of about a month, I've taken my bench from a max of about 205 to 230.
And I'm comfortably squatting around 215 (I could do more but I'm afeared to try).
Not bad for a 175 lb. dude.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)
GAINZZ! bruh.
(No booze tho', since it was the source of my tumble.)
Sutures come out Monday.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (jTmQV)
Yay, you!
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rse at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (Zm9f1)
To understand modern leftwing thought you have to understand they hold that merely THINKING things can change reality.
If you evil reichwing people think that being fat makes your have a heart attack you are literally killing them. And do you really want to kill Lizzo and Jonah Goldberg with your fatphobic views? See...you do!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (lc5cP)
GAINZZ! bruh.
(No booze tho', since it was the source of my tumble.)
Sutures come out Monday.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (jTmQV)
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Good for you! I was non-weightbearing for about 7 weeks last year, and can attest that it's a tremendous pain in the neck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)
She's got a pretty good Porky Pig vibe workin' there.
I suggest she lean into it with a pair of cosplay pig ears, a red bow tie, a blue jacket,
Oh yeah! And no pants. To show off that healthy mid-fat gunt.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (L1tQx)
The urban dictionary just gets bigger and bigger, doesn't it. More adipose, you might say.
Posted by: bluebell at March 10, 2023 04:47 PM (pTb/Z)
We just need to think of it as bringing adipositivity into society
Posted by: The Leftist Institute for the Molestation of the English Language at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 04:54 PM (zZu0s)"
It's all about branding, really.
"No snack between meals or late at night" is how they used to say it.
back in the dark ages when rock were soft.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (YnyfW)
Posted by: ace at March 10
All the sugar alcohols have a laxative effect. But, they vary in the dose required to make it, um, interesting.
I found Xylitol to be better tasting than erythritol, but it think erythritol is the most gentle. They also have different levels of sweetness, so you may use more of one than another.
The best tasting ones are allulose and tagatose. They are actual sugars, but they are rare in nature. Allulose is undigestible, so zero calories. Tagatose has calories, but far less than sugar.
But don't use a lot of either, or you will regret it. Especially, allulose. It's undigestible after all.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (UuD2k)
I had to make a freight pickup last year and of course, my help didn't show and a hailstorm forced me to learn that I have a max squat of about 435lbs.
Holy shit that hurt, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (geLO8)
Not bad for a 175 lb. dude.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)
Just set your safeties, and put a little more weight on the bar.
***Noonan, you can do it***
p.s. good on ya for getting your Squat on!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 04:59 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 04:59 PM (4VwiF)
Do you know Extraordinary Attorney Woo? She's kinda hot.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2023 04:59 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2023 04:59 PM (gLRfa)
You named your dog after the press secretary?
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:00 PM (1KS1Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2023 05:00 PM (DaxGJ)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 04:58 PM (geLO
You can buy them shelled....
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:00 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (qmOv7)
These folks are deluding themselves, just like the trannies.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (uY1j2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (geLO8)
Yeah, they're doomed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bW8dp)
He's going to ask his newest Chi-Com chick squeeze if she can ask the Chi-Com government for a bailout on SV's behalf.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 10, 2023 05:02 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (KFhLj)
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Woah...That's a weird site...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (DaxGJ)
She was a nice soprano so it didn't matter, right?
Then she shared, in a whinny voice, "I'm addicted to carbs".
I was almost able to contain my guffaw.
I know, I know, I'm going to h*ll for that.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (Me9WP)
Not bad for a 175 lb. dude.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)
Just set your safeties, and put a little more weight on the bar.
***Noonan, you can do it***
p.s. good on ya for getting your Squat on!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 04:59 PM (CCSxw)
Every day is leg day, bro! Doing a workout program that is based on hitting all muscle groups each workout. I have to say, I love doing squats. I have chicken legs, so any muscle really stands out. Between this and deadlifts, it's great.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (KbCG3)
I'm also lifting again, inspired by browndog and April.
*flexes*
*grimaces*
PLANZZZ - driving to NoVa next weekend to see my stepson and shoot with the MGC! Woohoo!!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 10, 2023 05:04 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (2YtOq)
It's all GAINZ
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:03 PM (fB8KT)
I've given bags of them (shelled) for Christmas presents, with just a red bow tied on the top.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Green Power Failure at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (a6j0P)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
Not this weekend we lose an hour of sleep. 🕰️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 05:06 PM (NpAcC)
To understand modern leftwing thought you have to understand they hold that merely THINKING things can change reality.
If you evil reichwing people think that being fat makes your have a heart attack you are literally killing them. And do you really want to kill Lizzo and Jonah Goldberg with your fatphobic views? See...you do!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2023 04:57 PM (lc5cP)
No wonder they believe in witches and magic.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 10, 2023 05:06 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:06 PM (zZu0s)
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The truth would have been easier. Saccharine tastes like an electrical fire.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 10, 2023 05:06 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: DNC getting its talking points in order at March 10, 2023 04:48 PM (t4BDZ)
ISWYDT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (yQpMk)
A little shame can be a good thing. It's time we made fat-shaming great again.
Posted by: red speck at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (gS3OW)
ha ... A friend that has a house on the West coast of Africa says many guys "go native". I don't think it is for the fat bootie. Not sure about the fat chicks that "go native". Senegal ... maybe I should consider an alternate bug out? (not that brave)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (uNylN)
I'm having carb-related issues. I go into carb coma post-lunch. It's bad.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (KFhLj)
But being at the ripe old age of 29 and sitting at a desk for all those years have put the poundage on. It is not as easy as it used to be.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
yum
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 10, 2023 05:06 PM (wzAuc)
That... is a fairly apt comparison. That kind of chemical snap? I get that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:07 PM (KFhLj)
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So she can latch on to your hand quicker when you try to give her a belly rub. Speaking only from my own experience, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:09 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (4VwiF)
I could destroy some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (CecP5)
She looks like a happy lesbian.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SamIam at March 10, 2023 05:10 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:10 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: SamIam at March 10, 2023 05:10 PM (oasF3)
I have been drinking coffee black since I got into it. Dunkin Donuts Medium Roast. MMMMMMM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (4VwiF)
I could destroy some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:09 PM (zZu0s)
Especially the kind that are done in a convection oven.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (4VwiF)
These folks are deluding themselves, just like the trannies.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 10, 2023 05:01 PM (uY1j2)
I lost 70 pounds, but not for my health. It was so I could wipe my ass again and do small things like putting on socks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Kathy at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (JklXp)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
I be tryin' to meet her on Tinder, take her back to my place in Nantucket.
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 10, 2023 05:12 PM (qmOv7)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:10 PM (2YtOq)
It fluffs things out. It does an a doughy flavor. Try tasting cookies at each step of the process and you can see. It really is an almost perfect blend of delight.
Damn, I need to stop talking about cookies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett
I hope so to, family reunion in Missoula (actually Florence) in July.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:12 PM (Me9WP)
A doc told an obese acquaintance "I have a lot of old patients, and a lot of obese patients, but not a lot of old obese patients."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 05:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: scampydog at March 10, 2023 05:14 PM (2bFN5)
You will have to let me know when you get here. July is usually a good bet to be prime weather.
First weeks the rivers can still be kinda big.
But fishing.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:14 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2023 05:14 PM (DaxGJ)
Posted by: Kathy at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (JklXp)
Huh. Never heard of this one, but it sounds interesting. Thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:11 PM (eyxn4)
Sounds like good gainzzz.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (KFhLj)
People who use artificial sweeteners are more likely to be fat and have higher risks of heart attack, stroke, blood clots.
That's like saying plane pilots die in plane crashes more than people who do not fly in planes.
Posted by: portlandon at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (iZEhM)
How does he define old? I've seen a lot of fatties in their 70s and 80s.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (eyxn4)
Be fat. Die Early. Your body, your choice. Just don't ask me to praise you for it or pay for it by increased insurance premiums.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (aFEhh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (zZu0s)
I've always addressed my fatphobia. I say, "Hello, fatty. Get out of my eyesight." Or, "Hey, fatty, what's it like being a planet?"
Not really. But I should. The fat-shaming won't make these crazies lose the weight -- but maybe it'll make them go away from me.
(It's not fat-phobia, either. It's fat-Whatever the Greek word is for DISGUST)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (omVj0)
I be tryin' to meet her on Tinder
take her back to my place in Nantucket
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 10, 2023 05:12 PM (qmOv7)
That poem needs some work.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:16 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:17 PM (us2H3)
I graduated in 67 and in our class ov 33 people maybe 3 girls o/w and a half dozen guys o/w. All these folks were athletes, and there were no obese in my class. People worked and were active enough to sweat back then. Not a lot of a/c houses or fast foods either. My 2 cents.
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:18 PM (1KS1Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (KFhLj)
LOL
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:18 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:17 PM (us2H3)
Gives you more canvas to work on, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:19 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:19 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 05:19 PM (BvUNN)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (N66D6)
I am so sick of this place, this city, this state, and this region.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (4VwiF)
This has always been my opinion.
What can a HS dropout add to the beauty that is the feminine form?
Other than Hepatitis?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (us2H3)
First weeks the rivers can still be kinda big.
But fishing.
Posted by: garrett
Sure, that would be great. We should be there for about a week.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (Me9WP)
How does he define old? I've seen a lot of fatties in their 70s and 80s.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:15 PM (eyxn4)
I've always found it amusing when people say they're doing this or not doing will make them live longer.
No one knows when their time is up.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (omVj0)
You should have bought some bananas?
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:22 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:22 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2023 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (4VwiF)
YHOJ
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:21 PM (us2H3)
Big ol' "L" on my scoreboard.
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:23 PM (4VwiF)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023
***
Arizona?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:23 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:20 PM (u82oZ)
Well, we do assume it's a naked fat man sitting on that ottoman.
We could be wrong.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2023 05:24 PM (L1tQx)
Erin’s research focuses on eating disorders, weight stigma, adolescent health behaviors, and patient-provider communication. Their dissertation featured an arts-based mixed-methods longitudinal study of individuals with atypical anorexia. They approach their research and clinical work from an intersectional social-justice-informed, fat liberation, and Health at Every Size® lens. Erin’s clinical work also involves trainings at the provider level, introducing interprofessional clinicians to weight-inclusive practices that honor patients’ unique intersecting identities."
She also just recently got that job and moved there/their/They're...from Seattle.
Posted by: birddog at March 10, 2023 05:24 PM (uAI4S)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:24 PM (2YtOq)
one nephew married a Big Arm Tat girl, lasted less than a year, which was probably a good thang. But he is internet security, job out of San Fran ... tough world for the young. His Dad kinda a commie imo, mom also leftist ... maybe only a remnant of the faithful will survive, in caves? heh
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2023 05:24 PM (Cus5s)
"[p]erson of thin privilege."
Guilty as charged, your honor. I also walk about six miles a day about five days a week. That is my privilege, that is my shame.
If I gain some weight the backpack goes on with some additional weight until I get into the 'privileged' range again.
But seriously, dropping some beef out of the diet and adding more fish is a big deal for dropping pounds.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
my new birdbath should look like an Italian wedding cake
send a pic in for the gardening thread
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2023 05:25 PM (us2H3)
Alas. Lucian Freud painted two naked fat man sitting on that ottoman paintings. The one we do not see on the art thread was full frontal. Small berries and a smaller twig.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:26 PM (u82oZ)
So biking season is back and I had an observation.
Not once have I gone for a workout and come home with regrets. I often hate going, hate being there, and delay as much as I can. But once done I always feel great.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2023 05:26 PM (YJ6Zy)
That's like saying plane pilots die in plane crashes more than people who do not fly in planes.
A number of years ago, ephedra was the Go-To for thermogenic weight loss. It was the only herb/OTC product that I knew that actually facilitated weight loss because it would jack up the metabolism and increased motivation to move about.
Can't have that. So the pharmaceutical industry could either force it to be an Rx or ban it all together. The FDA went the squish route and didn't criminalize possession, but just the sale.
The argument for banning the substance was: "it elevates heart rate". So does jogging and exercise, or simply beating off. No matter, some baseball pitcher in the Florida heat passed out and it was discovered that he used as part of a cocktail ephedrine. That was the single data point that triggered the ban.
So its better to be obese and waddle around than to take ephedra and stand a realistic chance of losing the excess tonnage.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 10, 2023 05:26 PM (YXHzG)
*flexes*
*grimaces*
PLANZZZ - driving to NoVa next weekend to see my stepson and shoot with the MGC! Woohoo!!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 10, 2023 05:04 PM (aBJcM)
You got this SiD...
***fistbump***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 05:27 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023
***
Arizona?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Up in the high country with Blake or in the low desert where the humidity is usually *really* low (13% right now).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:27 PM (Me9WP)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:28 PM (MLrvz)
Never used any sweeteners for anything. Sugar for baking, that's it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 10, 2023 05:28 PM (jTmQV)
Barring a crash that results in injury, every ride is a good ride.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:28 PM (fB8KT)
costs $1000 a month, ends up eating your skin or some other horrific outcome no one told us about.
yeah, just cut the sweet tooth.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bzzlh)
*******
Congratulations!
Be sure to put post her picture on the Pet Thread.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2023 05:19 PM (BvUNN)
Here to serve, ace...
Here to serve!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (EeVCB)
"after-dinner mint?" "It's only wafer-thin!"
Posted by: Waiter in The Meaning of Life at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (U2DNh)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (TXFi7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:28 PM (MLrvz)
***golf clap***
Enjoy the journey!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (CCSxw)
We could be wrong.
What are we 1%ers? We can't afford to keep a biologist on retainer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (u82oZ)
Shocking.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (PyOKD)
We could be wrong.
What are we 1%ers? We can't afford to keep a biologist on retainer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (KFhLj)
He could be wearing a sock on his junk, we don't know!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
costs $1000 a month, ends up eating your skin or some other horrific outcome no one told us about.
yeah, just cut the sweet tooth.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (MLrvz)
That's what I did. I just cut out the sugar. Started losing weight within a week.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (up/3i)
I think I got 80g of protein.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (Uw44z)
Keep your distance and no sudden moves when they are around and you'll be ok.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:33 PM (u82oZ)
Tattoos are for soldiers, criminals, and manual laborers. Women outside of those categories should have, at most, something small and cute in a discrete spot, or names of loved ones.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:33 PM (eyxn4)
yeah, just cut the sweet tooth.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (MLrvz)
Ozempic(sp?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:33 PM (zZu0s)
On a scale of One to Narwahl, where would she put herself?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:34 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:33 PM (eyxn4)
I knew a gal in college who had Tweety in the sweet spot of her hip. I just thought even then: If you ever get pregnant, that tattoo is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2023 05:35 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (u82oZ)
And that was just from the nightlife.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 05:35 PM (PyOKD)
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IK,R?
I see vidyas of girls doing 3 plates and I'm like, "dude, take this seriously, you got it."
I am otherwise going to do yoga and cali this year to hopefully drop a few lbs for beach season.
If there were girls here, you'd agree lean over hulk like size, right?
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:35 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2023 05:35 PM (c6mm0)
They're hard to do correctly, and even harder to do with real weight on the bar.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:36 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
//////////
yup...that's it.
it must suck to be a gal in hollywood. in your early early 20's, you play a love interest and then you hit mid 20's and you worry about food the rest of your life. you hit 28 and every plastic surgeon is going to go Dr. Death on your face and then you hit 35, inject ozempic and your ass falls off.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:36 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2023 05:36 PM (c6mm0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (u82oZ)
You spelled waking wrong.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:36 PM (Uw44z)
I made this handy infographic that explains the infinifat end of the weight spectrum for cis-healthy people.
https://tinyurl.com/2thb98bt
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (oINRc)
I had a drunk girl once pick me up at a bar with a story about the Tweey tat she got on her hip...after a bit of teasing she finally lifted her skirt to show me.
There was no Tat.
To which she responded, "My Pussy must have eaten it!?"
I laughed really hard at that.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:32 PM (u82oZ)
You spelled waking wrong.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:36 PM (Uw44z)
Wanking?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (PyOKD)
You're in LA, right?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023
***
Lousy-ana, right. It's like living at the bottom of a bowl of 85-degree soup most of the time.
In '85 I visited Tucson w/ Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 (she grew up there, despite looking like she came from Ireland). June: 106 in the afternoon, 62 or so at dawn. But I loved the landscape and teh dryness. Maybe a little farther north in the state, where they get some snow, would be even better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (u82oZ)
I was in the Army thru three enlistments. No tats. Not even tempted.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2023 05:38 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:39 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 05:39 PM (MLrvz)
QUICK Someone start stigmatizing me so my pancreas starts actually producing insulin again. It's been kaput for 40 years now and - well I'm sick of wearing this damn insulin pump.
Stigmatize away!
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 10, 2023 05:39 PM (ImEjR)
I laughed really hard at that.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (fB8KT)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2023 05:40 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (PyOKD)
Calorie burner.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (Uw44z)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 10, 2023 05:39 PM (ImEjR)
Uh. You're getting too heavy to throw out a window!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Tattoos are for soldiers, criminals, and manual laborers. Women outside of those categories should have, at most, something small and cute in a discrete spot, or names of loved ones.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:33 PM
That's about what I told my daughter. The only acceptable tat was at the ankle line the size, shape, color, and dimension of a very small butterfly. I never told her it was because I broke a major chubby when I was in the bank one day behind a young woman with that exact tat.
She never got a tat. Parental unit of the year?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)
So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.
Posted by: Thornton Melon, 1986 at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (PyOKD)
Calorie burner.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (Uw44z)
Do the Stranger to balance the arm gains, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:42 PM (zZu0s)
This Nadler photo is another of my favorites. He looks like a Dr. Who villain. The fascist dictator of a world where the National Lardass Socialists won WWII and exterminated all of the fitness instructors and salad growers in camps.
https://tinyurl.com/yp9625wp
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2023 05:42 PM (oINRc)
I was walking my cats a couple of days ago and my sister kitteh decided to climb one of the big oaks . She got up about 35 feet on one of the limbs that was about 70 degrees. Luckily my kittehs listen to me and I told her to come down. I wish I had my phone out to film. Best parkour I've seen on her way down.
Posted by: polynikes at March 10, 2023 05:42 PM (PlEV5)
Now that I have a degree and many years of experience I still feel the same way.
Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at March 10, 2023 05:42 PM (QY+6a)
The overwhelming sense of shame and self-pity finally got to me and I hired a personal trainer. Been working out with him for 6 weeks now.. private sessions - only me and him in the gym when I'm working out - which is what I need.
The first two weeks I lost 8 lbs but my weight fluctuates soo soo much that it's nearly impossible to really tell if I'm losing weight or gaining muscle or both at the same time.
But I'm definitely stronger. My muscles know how to work again. My goal is to get back to my weight when I was 29 - 6'6" 225lbs. I was in peak shape then and it's entirely possible. For the first time since then, I'm really motivated to get back in shape.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 10, 2023 05:43 PM (ImEjR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (omVj0)
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Heh. We're supposed to average about an inch of snow a year. We got 7 inches. Gone in a couple of days. It was great.
Turns out, a heavy snowfall isn't all that unusual around hear. Happens every 6 or 7 years, from what I understand.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 10, 2023 05:43 PM (2YtOq)
https://bit.ly/3yvn7ta
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2023 05:43 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2023 05:43 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Is it wrong to laugh at your own stigmatization?
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (ImEjR)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 10, 2023 05:43 PM (ImEjR)
Sounds like you have a plan and are sticking to it. The sticking too it is the tough part.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:37 PM (omVj0)
Tucson loves them some illegals now. The White Mountains are awesome. Just enough snow and summers to die for. lakes and streams for fishing. Very conservative.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (Uw44z)
Posted by: polynikes at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (PlEV5)
Hmmm, that sounds just like the adverse reactions of the vax clot shot.
Since the 40% increase in all cause deaths for 18 to 49 year olds life that insurance companies have reported, I think the scramble is on to divert attention away from the covid jabs.
Especially since Big Pharma, Big Government and Bill Gates have yearly vax boosters planned for us useless eaters into the next decade.
Posted by: Ju at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (aTmM/)
Yep. Gorgeous landscape.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2023 05:45 PM (fB8KT)
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 10, 2023 05:46 PM (ryUqI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2023 05:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
I hear ya.
I do 'em 'cause I have too, but I don't like them, and I'm not really built to Squat.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 05:47 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: polynikes at March 10, 2023 05:48 PM (PlEV5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 04:45 PM (bzzlh)
*******
Congratulations!
Be sure to put post her picture on the Pet Thread.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 05:29 PM (NpAcC)
I'll try!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 05:50 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 10, 2023
***
I'd love to live in a town called Show Low.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (omVj0)
Heh. We're supposed to average about an inch of snow a year. We got 7 inches. Gone in a couple of days. It was great.
Turns out, a heavy snowfall isn't all that unusual around hear. Happens every 6 or 7 years, from what I understand.
Posted by: Blake
Right on the avg; so, you're good for another 7 years before you get more!
Nice of mother nature to hit that avg now when you're fresh into the State too!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (Me9WP)
You named your dog after the press secretary?
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 05:00 PM (1KS1Z)
No, my wife's dog is named Xena. So...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 10, 2023 05:51 PM (bzzlh)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 10, 2023 05:56 PM (TXFi7)
Posted by: Nuclear annihilation doesn't seem so bad really at March 10, 2023 06:02 PM (La8Fd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
We used to say that the hardest part of running 5 miles was turning the doorknob.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2023 06:26 PM (yQpMk)
The novelty of the DIE folks is they've decided sin is good, therefore if being fat is caused by sin, it must be good. Which is a such massive turducken of stupid it is borderline recursive.
As near as I can tell, most weight loss "science" is irreproducible bull on par with sociology and climate change, and will eventually come to be regarded with the same ridicule and horror that the dirt caused scurvy or suffocating if the windows are closed in winter came to be. (Yes, the Victorians believed and practiced such things. In London, in winter, because some soft boiled egg head ran some numbers, screwed them up and all the respectable papers ran with them.)
Posted by: Voyager at March 10, 2023 06:33 PM (hB/Zk)
Posted by: Wenda at March 10, 2023 06:37 PM (Tzk4s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
yum
Posted by: m at March 10, 2023 05:08 PM (4VwiF)
ATK's Perfect Chocolate Chip cookies. Dark brown sugar and real butter. Mmmm.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 10, 2023 06:40 PM (R3yzU)
In a few short years the poor fat bastard was dead.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2023 07:07 PM (nnp+f)
I went from a disgustingly obese 250 to 205. Now, apparently I am still fat, but I haven’t been at this weight in 20 years. My heart rate is an even 65, my blood pressure is 118/75, and even my cholesterol numbers are looking spanking. I can breath easier. I don’t snore anymore. I don’t choke on vitamins because I have a fat tongue (and I can see the back of my throat again!).
I feel great. My goal is to hit 180, because then the bmi index says I’m not fat anymore.
My age is 57. I mean 29. You can do it!
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 10, 2023 07:07 PM (V8yYW)
She is infinity fat. And I should know. I was there.
There ain’t nothing healthy about it.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 10, 2023 07:08 PM (V8yYW)
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