Claim: Harry and Meghan Are Weighing Taking Legal Action Against South Park for Tough Parody of Them

Meghan Markle has reportedly been "upset" and "overwhelmed" for days since South Park ridiculed her.

Meghan 'has been upset and overwhelmed by her depiction on South Park for days' after irreverent US cartoon described Duchess as 'sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim' in scathing episode
Duchess of Sussex has reportedly taken issue with her depiction in South Park
The episode introduces her as a 'sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim'
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By Stewart Carr and Tom Pyman

The Duchess of Sussex has been left 'upset and overwhelmed' at how she and Prince Harry are depicted in an episode of South Park, insiders have claimed.
The episode, titled 'The Worldwide Privacy Tour', pokes fun at the couple's grievances while Meghan is introduced cuttingly as a 'sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim' by another character.
The satirical series ridiculed the couple's demands for privacy while on a publicity blitz for the prince's autobiography 'Waaaagh' - a dig at Harry's recent memoir Spare - in last week's brutal episode.
According to a source in California, Meghan spent the last few days 'upset and overwhelmed' over how she was portrayed. The source told The Spectator that the Duchess of Sussex 'is annoyed by South Park but refuses to watch it all.'

It has also been suggested the broadcast may have 'legal ramifications' with the Sussexes' lawyers.
Royal commentator Neil Sean told Fox News that representatives for the pair are now watching the series closely for any more attacks.

Regarding Fox's "royal watcher" and his claim that the Royal Nitwits might sue:

I don't believe this claim. The sourcing on it is CNN-level.

But let's read it anyway.

Harry and Meghan should and will be "very concerned" about their celebrity status in America. After being royally laughed at by the satirical cartoon, it shows really how far they have fallen.
The latest episode showed the "Prince and Princess of Canada," a young royal couple who are begging for privacy while drawing attention to themselves time and time again in a hilarious, spoof-like way.
The flame-haired prince and his wife, who wears the exact-same dusty pink outfit that Meghan donned for Trooping the Colour in 2018, are desperately plugging the prince's book - "Waaagh" - the cover of which strongly spoofs Harry's bestselling memoir "Spare."
The episode is filled with cutting digs at the Sussexes, with the show's star, Stan, branding their cartoon equivalents the "dumb prince and his stupid wife," while another character, Kyle, complains about the private jet parked outside their home.
It's beyond cruel, but again, it's also very funny, depending on your humor. Now it appears that the ginger one, along with his wife, former actress Meghan, are not quite laughing along with the rest of us. According to sources close to the ex-royals, it appears that, like so many things with Meghan and Harry, this may have legal ramifications attached.
Their legal team are casting an eye over the episode to see what is wrong, and what could be turned into something more sinister. This appears to be their course of action rather than laughing it off, enjoying the moment and showing the world that they get the joke and understand this is how they may be perceived, and maybe, dare we say, change . . . dare we?

So many "seems to be's" and "appears to be's" and "could be's" and "may have's."

Obviously you can't sue for parody. And the prince and princess aren't even named. Nor are they the duke and duchess of Sussex-- they're supposedly the prince and princess of Canada.

I think even these two absolute muppets must understand that you can't sue for people making fun of you. (That's a word I hear from British and Australian people.)

I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

Megyn Kelly says Prince Harry and Meghan Markle simply "won't recover" from a recent "South Park" episode that mocked the exiled royals.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex's decision to move across the pond in a desperate bid for privacy was mercilessly ridiculed in the show's latest episode, titled "The Worldwide Privacy Tour."
"I feel this is a pronouncement that they have jumped the shark, they are not beloved and her hopes of running for president, reported hopes, are all but dashed," Kelly, 52, said on "The Megyn Kelly Show" released Friday.
"That's not happening. When 'South Park' turns on you, there's no recovering."

Note that Kelly is past her prime (Google it) so you shouldn't take her word for it.

If you'd like to judge the video for yourself, it's very good. Maybe more in the "funny because it's true" category. It would please Victor David Hanson; it is cruel.

The video nicely roasts the spoilt (see what I did there?) couple. They're constantly demanding their privacy, but then do everything possible to attract attention to themselves. The spoilt pair also whine about how hard they have it.

You can watch the full episode at southparkstudios.com, but there's a B-plot involving branding that only includes the Royal Assholes at the end.

The below clip has most of the stuff about the Worldwide Privacy Tour, but they intersperse that with their own dumb reporting.

#SouthPark takes a jab at #PrinceHarry and #MeghanMarkle. pic.twitter.com/7rlR12fcnZ
— Access Hollywood (@accesshollywood) February 16, 2023

It's a great roast. I think that mockery is going to stick and haunt them. They might just wind up getting that "privacy" they allegedly crave a lot sooner, and in much greater quantities, than they want.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 Meghan Markle has reportedly been "upset" and "overwhelmed" for days since South Park ridiculed her.

she needs a rubber room

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:10 PM (9qHsE)

2 lol, get fucked Markles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:10 PM (lEVn+)

3 2d?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:11 PM (ohFNB)

4 How much you want to bet they loved and laughed and laughed at previous episodes of South Park where the target was of those they disagreed with. "South Park is so true! Oh, how they get to the truth!"

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:11 PM (9qHsE)

5 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 21, 2023 02:11 PM (VpZau)

6 Meghan Markle has reportedly been "upset" and "overwhelmed" for days since South Park ridiculed her.

oh noes! this may drive some "View" disciples to drastic measures!

I know one older woman, a big fan of Whoopi et cie., who was lamenting the fact of "everything they put this poor girl through"

the girl was Megan Markle

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:11 PM (4XFNL)

7 Haven't watched South Park in years, but I really need to watch this episode.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

8 South Park does cruelty so, so well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (lEVn+)

9 What would the suit even be about? Fee-feees?
Faux royalty spends a night in the box.

Posted by: micky at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (3byMq)

10 "It's a great roast."

South Park is a world-class roaster. I've got a six year backlog to catch up on.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (24fqN)

11 Get that girl a pacifier and drop her in the playpen to cry it out.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (z9wFA)

12 Fucking pussies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (OJQUs)

13 Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

Posted by: Paris Hilton got far FAR worse treatment at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (C3uQd)

14 When is that bint going to lose her citizenship for accepting a title of nobility?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (ohFNB)

15 How much are the royals paying us to allow their retard prince and cuntess to stay in America?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (Hudry)

16 This story makes me laugh and laugh. And then laugh some more.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (BTgKJ)

17 Respect our privacy!

Posted by: People with Netflix Reality Show at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (ppBhU)

18 The Duchess of Sussex has been left 'upset and overwhelmed' at how she and Prince Harry are depicted in an episode of South Park, insiders have claimed.

How pathetic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (Xrfse)

19 Now I have to watch it, haven't seen SP in a long time, it's still funny. Good luck Meggie LOLGF

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (GwxCX)

20 WAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Sue! Please, Please Sue.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (Z32m1)

21 Ok Ed... When did Driscoll get hired...?

Posted by: GlowieMikeZ at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (NxoPm)

22 It's a great roast. I think that mockery is going to stick and haunt them. They might just wind up getting that "privacy" they allegedly crave a lot sooner, and in much greater quantities, than they want.

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South Park has become significantly less edgy over the last decade, so this isn't really a reflection of a cutting satirist but a show that firmly ensconces itself in typical commentary without a whole lot of bite attacking a target that pretty much everyone else feels is attack-worthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (PZCwT)

23 This is a net win for Southpark, which almost no one has watched in more than a decade.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (ppBhU)

24 Markle/Kardashian 2028.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (PAwBb)

25 I think those two are fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at February 21, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

26 Claim: Harry and Meghan Are Weighing Taking Legal Action Against South Park for Tough Parody of Them

I never thought Harry was an idiot until now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 02:14 PM (KC80S)

27 Sparkles even makes AOC look like Marie Curie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (ohFNB)

28 Suing will only be a bonus. This will enhance the story, and get more views for South Park. And everyone will be laughing because it's all true.

She's a C actress if that. Where does she get this ego?

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (9qHsE)

29 These two are snowflakes. That is all.

Posted by: DanMan at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (DB6tu)

30 They can sue Fox all day long but they wont win in the end.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (uNylN)

31 I'll watch when they give the same level of mockery to the Bidens.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (iayUP)

32
DO. IT.

This country deserves President Markle. It needs President Markle.

A foolish, scheming little greed-head of dubious national loyalties, and a starfucker who sucked her way up to that brass ring, and who, as Tim Dillon notes, "has nothing behind her eyes, like an elevator shaft to nowhere." She's *perfect.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)

33 they don't want their privacy, they want complete control over their images. And as spoiled, over-privileged members of one of the richest, most famous families on the planet........... WHAAAGH!

Posted by: Monica at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (Ztr3O)

34 >>>South Park is a world-class roaster. I've got a six year backlog to catch up on.

i just started watching again. I haven't watched in years. I started with season 16. What a time-warp, it starts with the Republican debates of 2012, with Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (C1Zwz)

35 Toughen up, buttercup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

36 I never thought Harry was an idiot until now.

Really? The idjit's inability to keep his prick warm without a special balm didn't set of the Dumb Motherfucker Klaxons?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (ppBhU)

37 26 Claim: Harry and Meghan Are Weighing Taking Legal Action Against South Park for Tough Parody of Them

I never thought Harry was an idiot until now.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 02:14 PM (KC80S)

I thought him an idiot the second his engagement to that used-up yacht girl became public. Subsequent events have only served to confirm and cement that opinion.

Posted by: Seriously, dude's a dumbass and has no balls at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (C3uQd)

38 Didn't they portray the ignorant bint as a former "Princess of Canada?" And they never said Meghan Markle or Harry?

Last I heard parody is still protected speech. Good Luck you stupid twat.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (Z32m1)

39 with the show's star, Stan, branding their cartoon equivalents the "dumb prince and his stupid wife,"

lol, Stan

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (9qHsE)

40 Meghan will eventually dump Harry.

She is a narcissist and has ruined all of her intimate relationships.

Harry is next on the list.

And South Park scored a big win, congratulations.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (7LPlC)

41 >>>
South Park has become significantly less edgy over the last decade, so this isn't really a reflection of a cutting satirist but a show that firmly ensconces itself in typical commentary without a whole lot of bite attacking a target that pretty much everyone else feels is attack-worthy.

maybe, I haven't watched it... they did roast trans "women" competing in women's sports in 2019 pretty good though didn't they?

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (C1Zwz)

42 34 >>>South Park is a world-class roaster. I've got a six year backlog to catch up on.

i just started watching again. I haven't watched in years. I started with season 16. What a time-warp, it starts with the Republican debates of 2012, with Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:16 PM (C1Zwz)

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Just wait until you get to ManBearPig (climate change) being real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (PZCwT)

43 DO. IT.

This country deserves President Markle. It needs President Markle.

A foolish, scheming little greed-head of dubious national loyalties, and a starfucker who sucked her way up to that brass ring, and who, as Tim Dillon notes, "has nothing behind her eyes, like an elevator shaft to nowhere." She's *perfect.*

When you describe her like that, she sounds even more like Kamala Harris than I originally thought.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Bd6X8)

44 In other might-not-be-true news about Sparkles, Daily Mail says she's pissed she's being "excluded" from the coronation plans.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

45 Megan Markle is pretty close to past her prime. She may be close to the same age as Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (dTFZY)

46 13 Boo. Fucking. Hoo.
Posted by: Paris Hilton got far FAR worse treatment at February 21, 2023 02:12 PM (C3uQd)

Heh! They were brutal to her. So bad she disappeared from the tabloids for a year. She completely changed her persona. For the better I think.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (pohLc)

47 it's also very funny, depending on your humor. Now it appears that the ginger one, along with his wife, former actress Meghan, are not quite laughing along with the rest of us.

zero humility or sense of humor
Shows you EXACTLY who they are and how South Park is right on target.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (9qHsE)

48 Royal commentator Neil Sean told Fox News that representatives for the pair are now watching the series closely for any more attacks.

South Park makes episodes during the week, so doubling down against them is just asking for an immediate, second drubbing.

Kelly, 52, said on "The Megyn Kelly Show" released Friday. "That's not happening. When 'South Park' turns on you, there's no recovering." Note that Kelly is past her prime (Google it) so you shouldn't take her word for it.

South Park shit all over Trump prior to his election in 2016, and he basically broke them. One more poor analysis by Megyn.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (9XmCe)

49 that South Park spoof is high-larious

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (4XFNL)

50 >>>44 In other might-not-be-true news about Sparkles, Daily Mail says she's pissed she's being "excluded" from the coronation plans.

lol

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (C1Zwz)

51 Really? The idjit's inability to keep his prick warm without a special balm didn't set of the Dumb Motherfucker Klaxons?

I lurfed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (Xrfse)

52 Just watched a video of Joe Manganiella (sp?) get his giant Dungeons and Dragons table delivered.
Didn't realize he was a nerd.
And he is married to Sofia Vergara.

Beautiful table, and nice room for it.

On utube, Black Forest Wood.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

53 41 maybe, I haven't watched it... they did roast trans "women" competing in women's sports in 2019 pretty good though didn't they?
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (C1Zwz)

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I feel like you picked out the better dig from ten years earlier when Kyle wants to become a black basketball player and Kyle's dad wants to become a dolphin. The newer stuff I remember being less edged in its takedown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (PZCwT)

54 24 Markle/Kardashian 2028.

Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at February 21, 2023 02:13 PM (PAwBb)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (lEVn+)

55 I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

I'm more coherent than Biden (usually)!

And it's due compensation for all that I've suffered!

Posted by: Meghan! at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (2tUFv)

56 >>>Megan Markle is pretty close to past her prime. She may be close to the same age as Taylor Lorenz.

she was kind of born past her prime.

Google it.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (C1Zwz)

57 Recall, Prince Harry is on record calling our right to free speech "Bonkers" and noting he would like to work on doing something about it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ei7q6)

58 Britons should Thank God that Princess Kate was not barren.

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (Z32m1)

59 Meghan Markle is an Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips 6.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (C1Zwz)

60 a aha ahhahahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (NtVYv)

61 The episode introduces her as a 'sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim'

***

Actress...
LOL.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (wb1YC)

62 dusty pink outfit

As far as I know, dusky pink as a color reference has never appeared in any of the 'ette fashion discussions that break out constantly here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (a3Q+t)

63 "The newer stuff I remember being less edged in its takedown."

Reality has become more edgy than before, and they can't keep up?

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (24fqN)

64 What I want to know though is, did they portray her as a sorority girl, actress, influencer, or victim?

Or possibly ALL of them??.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (7y7ic)

65 Lamont is a cruel, cruel Dummy, but South Park was even crueler.

I am pleased.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

66 Note that Kelly is past her prime (Google it) so you shouldn't take her word for it.

and yet and yet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (yQpMk)

67 57 Recall, Prince Harry is on record calling our right to free speech "Bonkers" and noting he would like to work on doing something about it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ei7q6)

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I know, right? We can call him names without recourse.

How savage is that? We're no better than barbarians without the proper respect for our betters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (PZCwT)

68 They're constantly demanding their privacy, but then do everything possible to attract attention to themselves.

The exceptions of attention are those giving them cold hard cash.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (9qHsE)

69 South Park makes episodes during the week, so doubling down against them is just asking for an immediate, second drubbing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (9XmCe)

Didn't that happen with Streisand?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (DRSnL)

70 >>>As far as I know, dusky pink as a color reference has never appeared

I can tell you about dusty pink

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (C1Zwz)

71 Meghan is a Cinderella story. If Cinderella was a vapid slut.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (iayUP)

72 Do they seriously think anybody in this country doesn't see them as pathetic? Charles himself is seen as a blithering idiot, and the world's richest welfare client, and these two are many, many steps below him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (lTGtQ)

73 The South Park guys got death threats from the religion of pieces. I don't think they're scared of sparkle markle.

Posted by: Megthered at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (XAmx/)

74 Actress...
LOL.

I gave great simulated blowjobs on Suits!

I'm a thespian!

Posted by: Meghan! at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (2tUFv)

75 That was a terrific roasting of these pompous nobodies... LOL!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (jTmQV)

76 63 "The newer stuff I remember being less edged in its takedown."

Reality has become more edgy than before, and they can't keep up?
Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (24fqN)

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I think they had major changes in writing staff a while back, and the newer writers tend to be much more liberal. Hence, the ManBearPig being real episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (PZCwT)

77 Thus proving the point of the mockery.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (b9w3b)

78 "Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips"

Healthiest food I ate from 1973 to 1977. Haven't had cod that good since.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (24fqN)

79 well if you all want to learn how the horse trainer's son lost his ginger-y virginity, you'll have to buy WAAAGGH

I mean, "Spare"...to find out. Or at least borrow it from you local library. Or wait for the Netflix docudrama

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (4XFNL)

80 69 South Park makes episodes during the week, so doubling down against them is just asking for an immediate, second drubbing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (9XmCe)

Didn't that happen with Streisand?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (DRSnL)

BABWA!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (BTgKJ)

81 I feel like you picked out the better dig from ten years earlier when Kyle wants to become a black basketball player and Kyle's dad wants to become a dolphin. The newer stuff I remember being less edged in its takedown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:18 PM (PZCwT)

Yep. There's a few other episodes of SP that I cannot find easily anymore, like the "Super Best Friends" one where the major figures of the main religions team up to take down David Blaine (I think). The reason that one was censored was because it showed Mohammed as a turbin-clad guy with fire powers. There's at least one other one where Scott Timmerman gets revenge on Cartman while Tom Cruise and the Scientologists are trying to take what makes Mohammed "immune" to criticism and apply it to them.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

82 Recall, Prince Harry is on record calling our right to free speech "Bonkers" and noting he would like to work on doing something about it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM (ei7q6)

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I know, right? We can call him names without recourse.

How savage is that? We're no better than barbarians without the proper respect for our betters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (PZCwT)

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (lEVn+)

83 Have these dolts not heard of the Streisand Effect?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (rJ48h)

84 >>>79 well if you all want to learn how the horse trainer's son lost his ginger-y virginity, you'll have to buy WAAAGGH

i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (C1Zwz)

85 I am not a gay fish, motherfucker! I'm a genius! The voice of a generation!

Posted by: Kanye at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (C3uQd)

86 Pull my finger, Your Grace!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (Vwz3I)

87 I hope South Park takes this as a challenge and doubles down.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (pTb/Z)

88 Being upset and threatening to sue is exactly the wrong response, so I assume every word of it is true for these two idiots.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (jVuPw)

89 58 Britons should Thank God that Princess Kate was not barren.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM

Being feminine and bangable don't hurt, either.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (9XmCe)

90 >>Claim: Harry and Meghan Are Weighing Taking Legal Action Against South Park for Tough Parody of Them

Holy Sh*t, I got to get my lawyer right on this, this is brilliant.

--
Alex Jones

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (up/3i)

91 Ginger, Son of Tampon

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

92 Harry is used to British defamation laws. Sorry dude but you're in America.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (O4AMf)

93 Won't hurt her. She's tough, all that time at sea. She was a yacht girl.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (MF3yS)

94

My uh-uh,, those are uh but all uh-uh...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (vwCZJ)

95 I saw the whole episode. The cruelty would definitely satisfy Victor Davis Hanson.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)

96 I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

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This needs to happen. The laughs at their expense would far outweigh my desire to not see or hear about either of these pretentious dipsticks again.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (+aI/4)

97 Make mockery great again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (Q4IgG)

98 Do they point out that Harry is a ginger, thus he has no soul?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (YIVH2)

99 Harry likes fish sticks.

Megan smells like fish sticks.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (ufFY8)

100 Out of curiosity, I watched the episode last night. It was a nice roasting but not LOL funny except towards the end when Harry ask's if Megan really want privacy: That was the one LOL moment.

Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2023 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

101 It’s possible to say about Harry what Kaiser Wilhelm said about Tsar Nicholas II: That he is fit only to live in a country house and grow turnips.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (ohFNB)

102 >>>92 Harry is used to British defamation laws. Sorry dude but you're in America.

they also have that creepy protocol, called like Order D-5 or something, where the government can just order the press not to report something.

anyone know what that's called? It was in the news about fifteen years ago -- I think having to do with a negative story about the royals.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

103 @97

>>Make mockery great again.

Is a mockery more or less than a shrubbery?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (up/3i)

104 I watched it several times in a row yesterday. Frankly I'm a little chaffed today. Need to rehydrate and source some aloe.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hands on at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (nCfTk)

105 When you describe her like that, she sounds even more like Kamala Harris than I originally thought.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2023 02:17 PM (Bd6X

They both got where they are using the same method, too.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (wtvvX)

106 They got no chance, any media can lie, or make fun of and it's no longer a crime

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (xhxe8)

107 Will Harry end up naked and jacking it in San Diego?

Posted by: Moar SP references! at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (C3uQd)

108 Britons should Thank God that Princess Kate was not barren

wait...didn't King Tampon remove Gingerhead from the line of succession?

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (4XFNL)

109 "Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips"

Healthiest food I ate from 1973 to 1977. Haven't had cod that good since.

There's one left. In Ohio, so maybe not a great time to visit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

110 South Park will likely get a ratings boost as a result of the tears and go full follow-up mockery.

Out: Streisand effect.
In: Thin-Skinned effect.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (b9w3b)

111 Might be blasphemy but I don't like South Park at all. Not my kind of humor.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (O4AMf)

112 58 Britons should Thank God that Princess Kate was not barren.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:19 PM
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And that Prince William isn't shooting blanks. The British succession seems well in hand. Harry is no longer even the spare wheel anymore. He's just the heir's brother.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (YIVH2)

113 Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM (wtvvX)
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Well, hello! Haven't seen you in forever! I hope you're well and still whittling away like mad.

Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (pTb/Z)

114 I'm a thespian!
Posted by: Meghan! at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (2tUFv)

I thought you were married to a guy?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (yQpMk)

115 I don't believe it's true, but I want it to be true. If they actually try to sue South Park, it will destroy whatever's left of their reputation and popularity, and it will happen in real time, and it will be glorious.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (bhRsz)

116 The "older woman" Harry lost his virginity to is younger than his wife.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (ei7q6)

117 Re Harry being a moron. Well, his red-headed father was dumb enough to raw dog crazy, and mom was, both crazy and a twit, so, prolly not the brightest bulb.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (jVuPw)

118 i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?

***

Remember Camilla?

Harry's just happy he found someone who doesn't stomp her foot when she counts.

Although I'm pretty sure she moves her lips when she reads.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (wb1YC)

119
I thought him an idiot the second his engagement to that used-up yacht girl became public. Subsequent events have only served to confirm and cement that opinion.
Posted by: Seriously, dude's a dumbass and has no balls

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Yacht Girl? Didn't Camilla get bounced from the Prince Charles marriage contest in the 70's because some asshole former boyfriend said he boinked her?

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (Z32m1)

120 I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

That's been said before by Markle's friends. She thinks she can avenge the Democratic Party for her dear friend Hillary, or something stupid along those lines.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)

121 >>>watched the episode last night. It was a nice roasting but not LOL funny except towards the end when Harry ask's if Megan really want privacy: That was the one LOL moment.

I agree, I said it was more in the "funny because it's true" category. There's a satisfaction that it's being said because you feel like, "Well, finally!" It's not really super-funny on its own.

It is funny, though. When Harry is playing drums and playing polo and Meghan's running around going Whoo-hoo! that's funny.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (C1Zwz)

122 As their career advisor and life coach, I would advise them it's time to move on and begin the next phase of their life doing porn movies and snuff films.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (z1bdm)

123 Joe Biden tells the truth!

https://bit.ly/3SlNPxk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (FVME7)

124 "I think they had major changes in writing staff a while back"

I used to think Bill Hader was a BSD there, but I see him credited for only 5 eps' writing. I really do have to catch up. I need the laffs.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:27 PM (24fqN)

125 It's hip to be square. And dumb as an inbred, bastard prince with a silver spoon lodged in his royal arse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 02:27 PM (Jg7EG)

126 Meghan is a Cinderella story. If Cinderella was a vapid slut.
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That is an INSULT to vapid sluts.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 21, 2023 02:27 PM (EFiDt)

127 120 I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

That's been said before by Markle's friends. She thinks she can avenge the Democratic Party for her dear friend Hillary, or something stupid along those lines.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)

Gossip, again, is that Markle has met with Gavin Newsome about filling in the Senator slot when they push out DiFi.

I have mixed feelings about this plan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:27 PM (lEVn+)

128 It is funny, though. When Harry is playing drums and playing polo and Meghan's running around going Whoo-hoo! that's funny.

Also when he's rubbing his frostbitten dick all over Kyle's window.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (ZGrMX)

129 @111

>>Might be blasphemy but I don't like South Park at all. Not my kind of humor.

It's been on for 26 years so it's had some ups and downs.

It's zenith was the movie South Park: Bigger Louder Uncut, they've been on a downward spiral ever since.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (up/3i)

130 And that Prince William isn't shooting blanks. The British succession seems well in hand. Harry is no longer even the spare wheel anymore. He's just the heir's brother.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (YIVH2)
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With Prince Andrew as a role model!

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (Z32m1)

131 Meghan is a Sunset Boulevard 3
Hotel Street in Honolulu 2

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (v0R5T)

132 Meghan is a Cinderella story. If Cinderella was a vapid slut.
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That is an INSULT to vapid sluts.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 21, 2023 02:27 PM (EFiDt)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

133 I like Southpark. Their mockery is a sledgehammer wrapped in felt. Feels soft and easy and still splatters your brains all over the walls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (pohLc)

134 Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

I know calling for the abolition of the monarchy is illegal.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (O4AMf)

135 Harry being a moron

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But not in a good way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (FVME7)

136 Gossip, again, is that Markle has met with Gavin Newsome about filling in the Senator slot when they push out DiFi.

Schiff's already claimed that slot, so I look forward to her battling him for it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (ZGrMX)

137 I'd like to see Markle sparkle in the role of Biden's Presstitute. The KJP job oughta be open, soon?

A whore is a whore, not less, not more. And Presstiwhores spin in revolving doors.... *sung to opening bars of Mr. Ed theme song*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (e6UQI)

138 i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?

I never saw a pic of the bint who popped the Ginger cherry.

But there *is* one book out there, about these two grifters, and it must have been penned by someone who hates them. Because the cover features a b/w close-up that wasn't photoshopped. And you can view Markle's skin bumps in all their glory.

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (4XFNL)

139 71 Meghan is a Cinderella story. If Cinderella was a vapid slut.
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 02:20 PM

You're still giving Meghan too much credit.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (9XmCe)

140 Harry should go back to porking fat cows out behind the local pub. I had more respect for him then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (guGkK)

141 Meghan Markle will become a Senator or President.

And I will become a ballerina.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (tM5h4)

142 104 I watched it several times in a row yesterday. Frankly I'm a little chaffed today. Need to rehydrate and source some aloe.
Posted by: Victor Davis Hands on at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM

I can recommend Elizabeth Arden, old chap.

Posted by: Harry at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (a3Q+t)

143 I just read a new slang for British idiots: Britbong. No idea how or why, but it sounds funny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (XF9Gj)

144 Poor Ms. Markle. She should really have a press conference at the Turkey/Syria border to cry about how much distress this cartoon has caused her.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (fs1hN)

145 You'd think the prince's wife would have tougher skin than this, considering how many men have rubbed against it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ)

146 America's defamation laws are much different than in Britain. She and he are public figures, so they have a higher bar.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

147 ManBearPig (climate change) being real.

classic

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (9qHsE)

148 It's been on for 26 years so it's had some ups and downs.

It's zenith was the movie South Park: Bigger Louder Uncut, they've been on a downward spiral ever since.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (up/3i)

My personal favorite SP episode was Make Love, Not Warcraft and that was back in Season 10.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

149 Will Harry end up naked and jacking it in San Diego?
Posted by: Moar SP references! at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (C3uQd)

Well, he does wave his blue (frostbitten) penis at Kyle to get his attention, so...kinda?

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (bhRsz)

150 109 "Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips"

Healthiest food I ate from 1973 to 1977. Haven't had cod that good since.

There's one left. In Ohio, so maybe not a great time to visit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:25 PM (ZGrMX)

It's in Talmadge just outside of Akron so your OK. I grew up in Akron, there were at least five of those places that I remember back in the 70s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (uNylN)

151 102 >>>92 Harry is used to British defamation laws. Sorry dude but you're in America.

they also have that creepy protocol, called like Order D-5 or something, where the government can just order the press not to report something.

anyone know what that's called? It was in the news about fifteen years ago -- I think having to do with a negative story about the royals.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

A DA Notice? They also have the 'Official Secrets Act' which is much more strict levels of mandatory press censorship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (lEVn+)

152 Didn't these two dipshits want to do a reality show about themselves at one time?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)

153 And speaking of Me-again Kelly being past her prime, I would still plow that like a 300 hp 4 wheel drive John Deere tractor.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

154 Harry should go back to porking fat cows out behind the local pub. I had more respect for him then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM (guGkK)

Concur. That is what people will pay to see.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (z1bdm)

155 145 You'd think the prince's wife would have tougher skin than this, considering how many men have rubbed against it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ)

I guess you haven't read his book, "Waah!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

156 Trey Parker and Matt Stone have serious FUCK YOU money. Go for it Douchess Sparkle and your cuck. You will find laws are different here in the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (17s+e)

157 Yes, Meghan...Let the butthurt flow through you.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (Wnv9h)

158 I agree, I said it was more in the "funny because it's true" category. There's a satisfaction that it's being said because you feel like, "Well, finally!" It's not really super-funny on its own.

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Still funnier than Saturday Night Live though, right?

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (sX1BW)

159 Or DSMA-Notice 05: Personnel and their Families who work in Sensitive Positions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (lEVn+)

160 America's defamation laws are much different than in Britain. She and he are public figures, so they have a higher bar.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
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This ain't exactly South Park's first rodeo. They've tangled with Scientology and survived.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)

161 I don't watch South Park.

The episode introduces her as a 'sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim'

Did SP leave out whore or did the reporter choose to not mention that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (1Z8zZ)

162 79 well if you all want to learn how the horse trainer's son lost his ginger-y virginity, you'll have to buy WAAAGGH

i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM

Who is it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (GwxCX)

163 i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (C1Zwz)

To be fair, she pulled him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

164 You want the Streisand Effect? Because trying to litigate South Park is how you get it.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (vJSFc)

165 Watched its first two years somewhat but got old to me.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (xhxe8)

166 Didn't these two dipshits want to do a reality show about themselves at one time?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)

That's basically what the Netflix series was, wasn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (DRSnL)

167 Is "slunt" a word yet?

It needs to be.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (C1Zwz)

168 I guess you haven't read his book, "Waah!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

Let's not bring the vile Greenskins into this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

169 157 Yes, Meghan...Let the butthurt flow through you.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (Wnv9h)

I don't need to know her favorite sexual positions.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

170 And speaking of Me-again Kelly being past her prime, I would still plow that like a 300 hp 4 wheel drive John Deere tractor.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

I hit that like a six armed roofer trying to finish the job before the approaching thunderstorm.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (O4AMf)

171
Trey and Matt can be funny when they lay off the acid and mushrooms.
They will be coming after Trump so beware.

Surprised no one has mentioned "Team America" which was the best takedown of Hollywood ever.

Posted by: Auspex at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (j4U/Z)

172 Gossip, again, is that Markle has met with Gavin Newsome about filling in the Senator slot when they push out DiFi.

Schiff's already claimed that slot, so I look forward to her battling him for it.
Posted by: Ian S.

======================

A duel, with Flamethrowers at 5 paces?

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (Z32m1)

173 138 Kallisto, is the book you reference called Revenge? My wife has that book.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (ohFNB)

174 Harry and Meghan should sue their parents for giving birth to them. Has there ever been two more self-serving, vapid, empty headed, anencephalic, nitwitted dullards?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (8Voqu)

175
Some day
My prince will come

Posted by: A fat cow behind the pub at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (iayUP)

176 >>>I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

>This has been bandied about since Harry's hoochie mama was spotted laying a wreath at the Uvalde memorial.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (Jg7EG)

177 Haven't watched SP in a long time but found it both funny and entertaining, in an odd sort of way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (Xrfse)

178 I thought the Queen took all of their titles away after they renounced them. Why is the mulatto whore calling herself a duchess?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (17s+e)

179 167 Is "slunt" a word yet?

It needs to be.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (C1Zwz)

Slutty Cunt?

Hosebeast
Whore
Slattern?

You might be right. I am trying to think of a slutty bitch and not coming up with anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

180 Crap. Messed up my own snark. ' I'd hammer that....'

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (O4AMf)

181 IDK, you saw what with alex jones. oh it's intentional infliction of emotional distress.

give me a billion.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (MLrvz)

182 To this day, I can't listen to Stevie Nicks without thinking of a goat. Hilarious.

Posted by: InZona at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (jhNL7)

183 Hold it... This is going to confuse all of the midwit NOVA wine moms as to what decorations they need to put up? I thought we were still in UFO decorations season? Now, we may be going back to Harry and Meggie for season 2? Many of the NOVA wine moms still have their Ukraine decorations up? What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (LQjWA)

184 I wish they'd fast forward their marriage to the part where they're getting a divorce because Meghan has been banging Alphonse, their Jamaican pool boy.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (wb1YC)

185 Clearly the Duke and Duchess would not have a case for defamation. Their jaws don't hinge at the backs of their heads, so they are clearly not Canadian. I don't see any resemblance at all, and I'm from Canada.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (kuImK)

186 > The South Park guys got death threats from the religion of pieces. I don't think they're scared of sparkle markle.

They also lampooned the Cult of Scientology, who can be extremely litigious and have a habit of siccing private investigators and federal agents on detractors.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (eyxn4)

187 Trey and Matt can be funny when they lay off the acid and mushrooms.
They will be coming after Trump so beware.
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They've already mocked Trump mercilessly by turning Mr. Garrison into a Donald Trump Expy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

188 Willowed:
My friend has a fishing buddy who's in his late 80's. They were fishing this past weekend and the old guy said he regrets getting talked into getting the jab and 3 boosters. Says it doesn't matter how much he works out, lifts weights or exercises at all, he still has no energy, no strength and can't do much of anything.

One of the factors in the decline in the elderly is this: the liver is a creatine regulator, it is part of the feedback system that carefully regulates the level of creatine in the blood. As a person ages the liver loses some of its ability to generate creatine. Because cooking meat turns its creatine into its waste product creatinine, we have almost no external source of creatine in the diet.

When the body has no external source of creatine it is forced to produce its own. As the liver loses its ability to create creatine the body starts digesting its own muscle and organ tissue to create it. That is why old people waste away.

I take a supplemental tablet (1 gram) of creatine per day to counter act that wasting process. 1 gram won't send you out of homeostasis, but it will take the load off the liver.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (CecP5)

189 Trey and Matt can be funny when they lay off the acid and mushrooms.
They will be coming after Trump so beware.
==
They already have several times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (17s+e)

190 They can move in with me.

Posted by: Rmoney at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (OUiUM)

191 how can America have free speech when liberal grrrlboss judges can sanction a directed IIED verdict for a billion against people at will.

economic death sentence for anyone who doesn't want to live life being judgment proof

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (MLrvz)

192 174 Harry and Meghan should sue their parents for giving birth to them. Has there ever been two more self-serving, vapid, empty headed, anencephalic, nitwitted dullards?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (8Voqu)

Waves

Posted by: The Kardashians at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (bs+z0)

193 They attacked the black Duchess of Sussex. During Black History Month.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (lf83v)

194 It's been on for 26 years so it's had some ups and downs.

It's zenith was the movie South Park: Bigger Louder Uncut, they've been on a downward spiral ever since.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:28 PM (up/3i)

The early seasons were undoubtedly the best, but South Park produced good episodes until (I think) Season 19, when Garrison was repackaged as a Trump-like figure. I don't know how much of that was Parker and Stone, and how much was their writing staff, but the show's been very on-and-off (and mostly off) since then.

The Harkle parody was pure gold, though.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (bhRsz)

195 They also lampooned the Cult of Scientology, who can be extremely litigious and have a habit of siccing private investigators and federal agents on detractors.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (eyxn4)

Oh, that's the old Scientology. Haven't you seen our latest commercials?

Posted by: Scientology at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (guGkK)

196 trey and matt capitulated on global warming the last few years.

you know, because there's no longer any denying that...uh...the oceans have flooded the world. /sarcy/

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (MLrvz)

197 the woman who took Harry's virginity is named Sasha Walpole.

She went public after he disclosed the tryst in his book "WAAAGH." So you know she's a classy dame.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (C1Zwz)

198 One of the factors in the decline in the elderly is this: the liver is a creatine regulator, it is part of the feedback system that carefully regulates the level of creatine in the blood.

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So you're saying I can stop blaming the alcohol for my liver malfunction?

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (sX1BW)

199 America's defamation laws are much different than in Britain. She and he are public figures, so they have a higher bar.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
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This ain't exactly South Park's first rodeo. They've tangled with Scientology and survived.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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"Prince of Canaduh!" Pure parody and a little satire thrown on top. DISMISSED!

Posted by: rd at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (Z32m1)

200 Montecito CA has a lot of famous (AKA rich) people living there.
Those people tend to really enjoy their privacy.
They should get together and kick those publicity hounds out of town.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (ffnU+)

201 Sparkle Markle, please call. I have some new ones in stock.

Lowest prices in town.

Posted by: Honest Ed's Fainting Couches at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (89Sog)

202 >>>193 They attacked the black Duchess of Sussex. During Black History Month.

and that's virtually adjacent to Pride Month!

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (C1Zwz)

203 When she was in Suits I quit watching because her character's boyfriend left his super hot and not crazy fiancée for her. I couldn't suspend belief.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (O4AMf)

204

Is there anything that would make that bitch happy??

They both need to shut up.

Posted by: four seasons at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (ichPI)

205 Recall, Prince Harry is on record calling our right to free speech
=========
I know, right? We can call him names without recourse.
How savage is that? We're no better than barbarians without the proper respect for our betters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at Feb

Freedom's just another word for.... ~~nothing left to lose~~ Far-Right Rallying Cry

https://tinyurl.com/jyuu8kpt
Canadian Broadcast Corporation: 'Freedom' is a Far-Right Rallying Cry
"For many, freedom is a malleable term - one that's open to interpretation."

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (9qHsE)

206
The #Waagh book is top notch. I crack up everytime I see it.

Also the Canadian journalist interviewer referring to the Princess of Canada as "your bitch wife".

LOL!

Posted by: portlandon at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM (+oR7L)

207 According to a source in California, Meghan spent the last few days 'upset and overwhelmed' over how she was portrayed.
______________

She'll get over it. Or not. Whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

208 I don't need to know her favorite sexual positions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

I'm mildly interested.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

209 Nobody mentioned "Team America: World Police" (2004) yet, so I will. Not only funny, but AFAIK it is the most elaborate marionette movie ever made. Vomiting scene always has me rolling on the floor.

Barfing, taking a huge hard shit, little boys writing hilarious fiction, some of the things that everybody has experienced, and depicted so amusingly realistically. Nobody does it like they do.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (24fqN)

210 163 i saw a picture of her.

that's what a prince pulls?
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:22 PM (C1Zwz)

To be fair, she pulled him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

And he's been pulling down Doxycycline thanks to that skank.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (N39Ws)

211 I watched it and it was spot on and hysterical. It must hurt them to see the world is onto their grift.

Posted by: keena at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (2Q5U7)

212 Slunts gotta sue.

I honestly had no idea South Park still existed.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (t4fCu)

213 >>>One of the factors in the decline in the elderly is this: the liver is a creatine regulator, it is part of the feedback system that carefully regulates the level of creatine in the blood.

I think you mean creatinine.

Creatine is what I take to give me the Creatine Shits (TM).

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (C1Zwz)

214 FWIW, during the John Edwards "love child" revelations, I learned that gossip-mongering outfits like National Enquirer run everything that they publish past their lawyers - that there are very powerful & wealthy people who would sue them into oblivion if they could. But so far haven't been able to.

I'm not a TV watcher, but I imagine if South Park is as good (vicious) as the articles say, then I'm sure that they do the same thing with their lawyers.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (K58O6)

215 197 the woman who took Harry's virginity is named Sasha Walpole.

She went public after he disclosed the tryst in his book "WAAAGH." So you know she's a classy dame.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (C1Zwz)

Damn, she is... well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

216 Surprised no one has mentioned "Team America" which was the best takedown of Hollywood ever.
==
Now that's acting Gary.

Posted by: Spottiswoode having a smoke at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (pGzcZ)

217 off, sock!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

218 They also lampooned the Cult of Scientology, who can be extremely litigious and have a habit of siccing private investigators and federal agents on detractors.

Cost them having Issac Hayes doing the "Chef" voice too.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

219 I hope they sue. I would love to see Harry and Megan ripped to shreds in court.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (lf83v)

220 Barfing, taking a huge hard shit, little boys writing hilarious fiction, some of the things that everybody has experienced, and depicted so amusingly realistically. Nobody does it like they do.
Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:37 PM (24fqN)

and the total destruction of Paris - save one of their own

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (9qHsE)

221 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (9gDA7)

222 I thought the Queen took all of their titles away after they renounced them. Why is the mulatto whore calling herself a duchess?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (17s+e)

She wishes they would strip their titles. That's the only way she'll ever be a princess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

223 Sparkle Markle, please call. I have some new ones in stock.

Lowest prices in town.
Posted by: Honest Ed's Fainting Couches at February 21, 2023 02:36 PM

No, we have much better pricing.

Posted by: Sofa King at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

224 197 the woman who took Harry's virginity is named Sasha Walpole.

She went public after he disclosed the tryst in his book "WAAAGH." So you know she's a classy dame.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:35 PM (C1Zwz)

Damn, she is... well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

"Sturdy"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (guGkK)

225 141 Meghan Markle will become a Senator or President.

And I will become a ballerina.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 21, 2023 02:29 PM

And I have a better chance of becoming a modern lingerie model than either of your dreams.

Posted by: Triggley Puff at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

226 They are actually making what is a parody episode into reality by being upset by the episode. Doubt they are bright enough to realize this.

Read a DM article today that Meghan is upset because she and Harkle are not part of the planning for the coronation in March. Why would they be part of the planning?

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

227 I have never seen South Park. I have never even seen Harry and Meghan speak in public, but the title "worldwide privacy tour" is funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (FUVRY)

228 Megan forgot we fought two wars to not care about Royalty

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (xhxe8)

229 164 You want the Streisand Effect? Because trying to litigate South Park is how you get it.
Posted by: Halfhand at February 21, 2023 02:32 PM (vJSFc)

The couple just want memories of the way they were.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (rqgpJ)

230 I haven't watched anything they've done recently, but I got the impression they softened, at least with minor celebrities.

And in thought they treated the Obamas with way too much deference.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (7y7ic)

231 As a wise man once said, LOLGF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (9gDA7)

232 and the total destruction of Paris - save one of their own
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM

I think I had stopped watching by then, what did they do?

Posted by: Sofa King at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX)

233 The Prince of Halifax has just farted on the princess. LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (17s+e)

234 Imagine having the kind of money at your disposal that an actual English prince would have.

And you decide one day you want a car. And you have unlimited access to practically every car dealership in the world, regardless of the cost of the car.

And after all of that, you come home with a 1994 Toyota Corolla that someone used to take their kids to school in.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (wb1YC)

235 the title "worldwide privacy tour" is funny.

They play that up as a riff on the Beatles "Magical Mystery Tour", complete with a song.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (ZGrMX)

236 216 Surprised no one has mentioned "Team America" which was the best takedown of Hollywood ever.
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Now that's acting Gary.

Posted by: Spottiswoode having a smoke at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (pGzcZ)

Yeah, quite a group at FAG (Film Actors' Guild)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

237 Cost them having Issac Hayes doing the "Chef" voice too.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM (ZGrMX)

Nuh-uh! That was a mutual decision without any pressure on our part. Hey, did you know we have our own channel now?

Posted by: Scientologists at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (bhRsz)

238 There is a ton of material they could use on the Bidens but I don't see it happening until the word goes out from the DNC.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (iayUP)

239 >>>The spoilt pair also whine about how hard they have it.

"whinge" in Britspeak, I think

Posted by: m at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (mn2bz)

240 Sasha Walpole? She's barely a 2 at 10 and never a 10 at 2.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (LQjWA)

241
A whore is a whore, not less, not more. And Presstiwhores spin in revolving doors.... *sung to opening bars of Mr. Ed theme song*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Jim, that's pure poetry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (i+mOk)

242 She honed her people skills holding a suitcase on Deal or No Deal.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (lf83v)

243 Off Sofa King sock!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (GwxCX)

244 Wow- I like slunt. So obvious, but never thought of it. No need to explain, perfectly clear and concise. Yes, I deem it a word. Please use it frequently and with gusto.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (jVuPw)

245 Trey Parker and Matt Stone have serious FUCK YOU money. Go for it Douchess Sparkle and your cuck. You will find laws are different here in the USA.

If Arec Bardwin couldn't sue them after Team America: World Police good luck.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (CecP5)

246 I think Carrot top is gonna regret marrying the Wicked witch of the west

Posted by: The Kardashians at February 21, 2023 02:41 PM (bs+z0)

247 Sasha Walpole

https://tinyurl.com/mryjfun5

Here is another hot british lady to compensate:

https://tinyurl.com/eveuhdfs

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)

248 @213

>>Creatine is what I take to give me the Creatine Shits (TM).

What you need is some Anabolic Chicken and good REM sleep.

--
Dwayne The Rock Johnson, 50 years old, built like a brick sh*thouse and totally not taking steroids.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (up/3i)

249 What is the Streisand effect?

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)

250 and the total destruction of Paris - save one of their own
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:38 PM

I think I had stopped watching by then, what did they do?
Posted by: Sofa King at February 21, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX)

https://tinyurl.com/2kb97jff

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (9qHsE)

251 Trey Parker and Matt Stone have serious FUCK YOU money. Go for it Douchess Sparkle and your cuck. You will find laws are different here in the USA.

If Arec Bardwin couldn't sue them after Team America: World Police good luck.
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I'm Matt Damon.

Posted by: Ignorant Puppet at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (YRLKK)

252 This just goes to show: mockery is the way to go. Nothing stings the "elite" and wannabe elite more than mocking the shit out of them. They hate above all else to be ridiculed. So mock on, brothers and sisters!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

253 >>>I can't believe this, but Meghan Kelly claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
[Gasp]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

You know what makes you really popular in the US. Turning family arguments into tabloid fodder.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (AmpGx)

254 "I have never seen South Park"

Fen, I googled 'least offensive South Park episodes,' and there is a reddit thread on it. OTOH there are many pages of 'most offensives.' Hopefully somebody here might suggest an ep that might suit you.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (24fqN)

255
Damn, she is... well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Fed, that's the word you're looking for...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (ffnU+)

256 No, we have much better pricing.
Posted by: Sofa King at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

Ugh. Sofa King good.

Posted by: Tonto at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

257 Why do yall think they made those two look like paper cutout puppets?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (sI15f)

258 > Here is another hot british lady to compensate

She was born male, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (eyxn4)

259 "Sturdy"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (guGkK)

That's... one word for it. Think what our surgeon general would look like if he actually was a woman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

260 Imagine having the kind of money at your disposal that an actual English prince would have.

And you decide one day you want a car. And you have unlimited access to practically every car dealership in the world, regardless of the cost of the car.

And after all of that, you come home with a 1994 Toyota Corolla that someone used to take their kids to school in.

I get the analogy you're trying to make, but I could totally respect that specific thing. "Bubble era" (90s) Toyotas are fricking indestructible. You can give rides to all your rich friends who's expensive German garbage won't start.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (ZGrMX)

261 MATT DAMON

Posted by: Matt Damon at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Vw4O+)

262 Sasha Walpole: Andy Ricter in a wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

263 Megan and Her Second Husband Tour.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)

264 "I have never seen South Park"

///

ding ding

the AOSHQ patented "I aint seen this none" declaration

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (MLrvz)

265
Stupid Prince Harry Hewitt....I mean Windsor,... spawned with this stupid wh0re grifter so he is tied to her for life.

Schmuck.

Posted by: portlandon at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (+oR7L)

266 Sasha Walpole sounds like a middle-aged widow in a Hercule Poirot story who's husband died of gout.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (wb1YC)

267 What is the Streisand effect?
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)
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It's when a famous person tries to suppress information, causing even casually aware folks to wonder what they are trying to hide.

Named when Babs tried to keep people from looking at the exterior of her home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (YIVH2)

268 I hope they sue. I would love to see Harry and Megan ripped to shreds in court.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Trey and Matt would turn it into a musical. And make more money than those shitheels will ever see.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (XF9Gj)

269 I figured Meghan was a BJ level actress.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (N52dd)

270 Here's Sasha Walpole in her prime.

https://bit.ly/3EszSYx

She's a UK 11.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (eyxn4)

271 "I have never seen South Park"

Fen, I googled 'least offensive South Park episodes,' and there is a reddit thread on it. OTOH there are many pages of 'most offensives.' Hopefully somebody here might suggest an ep that might suit you.
==
Please rent team america world police, please please please please please please please please please please please please

Posted by: And then do a movie review ala ace at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (YRLKK)

272 Style note: I see that Harry & Meghan are getting the "Terrance & Philip" treatment. That is, beady eyes, with the top half of their heads completely detached when they open their mouths. It further dehumanizes them because facial expressions are Impossible with that design.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (/5yne)

273 260 Imagine having the kind of money at your disposal that an actual English prince would have.

///

an anecdote.

So, you know, they found a boat that sank in a lake in Canada, it was laden with pelts from the 1700's. The rarest leather ever, perfectly preserved. Some fancy english shoe place used to make shoes for Prince Charles for free.

you get perks.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (MLrvz)

274 What is the Streisand effect?
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)
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It's when a famous person tries to suppress information, causing even casually aware folks to wonder what they are trying to hide.

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Yes, but Markle is the reverse. She does everything in her power to get more in the news.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (sX1BW)

275 Alric Barwin, Alric Barwin, my stock in you has faren

Posted by: North Korean fat man at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (bs+z0)

276 Read a DM article today that Meghan is upset because she and Harkle are not part of the planning for the coronation in March. Why would they be part of the planning?

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

---------

She'd likely try to poison Chuck in order to get one step closer to the throne.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (zX+BO)

277 I'm Matt Damon.

Matt Damon still claims he thinks it was hilarious and he wants to do the voice if they ever make a sequel. I'm not sure if he's serious or trying to manage the humiliation. Possibly both.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (ZGrMX)

278 I come here for the funny and the cruelty.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (Uw44z)

279 Harry is a reverse Cinderella. Royalty that turned permanently into a pumpkin.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (44ww/)

280 I'm Matt Damon.
Posted by: Ignorant Puppet at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (YRLKK)

and who was it "stepping out of the closet" in that one episode. Tom cruise

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (9qHsE)

281 CumHammer Brand Management worked for Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (17s+e)

282 Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (24fqN)

Thanks; I will somehow have to survive not seeing it. It's not that I have a moral objection to it. I just haven't had a working TV in about 10 years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (FUVRY)

283 74 Actress...
LOL.

I gave great simulated blowjobs on Suits!

I'm a thespian!

Posted by: Meghan! at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (2tUFv)
----
Is that like a sexpian with a lisp?

Posted by: Ciampino - Big breaths. Yeth and I'm only thixthteen at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (qfLjt)

284 Sasha Walpole: Andy Ricter in a wig.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

She just keeps repeating 'Two Weeks'.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

285 Fen, I googled 'least offensive South Park episodes,' and there is a reddit thread on it. OTOH there are many pages of 'most offensives.' Hopefully somebody here might suggest an ep that might suit you.
Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (24fqN)

Try "CentiPad." It's an extremely wholesome episode with no gross bits in it. Trust me.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (bhRsz)

286
227 I have never seen South Park. I have never even seen Harry and Meghan speak in public, but the title "worldwide privacy tour" is funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 02:39 PM (FUVRY)

You need to get out more.

On second thought, stay the way you are, you haven't missed anything.

Posted by: Auspex at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (j4U/Z)

287 What is the Streisand effect?

When a effort to stifle a thing only furthers its proliferation.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (vJSFc)

288 Reddit thread surmises early episodes are least offensive. I think they were maybe less topical/political, and focused on the weirdness of the characters themselves. There was more pure Dada absurdism, more childish humor I think.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (24fqN)

289 I'm more of a King of the Hill , Bob Burgers type animated show fan. Of course Archer too. But I have been surprised that I kind of like Futurama.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (O4AMf)

290 Style note: I see that Harry & Meghan are getting the "Terrance & Philip" treatment. That is, beady eyes, with the top half of their heads completely detached when they open their mouths. It further dehumanizes them because facial expressions are Impossible with that design.

That's because they're portrayed as Canadian in the episode. South Park always does Canadians with the fully detached heads, including Justin Trudeau and the members of Rush.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2023 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

291 Dherka dherka, Muhammad jihad.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 02:47 PM (lf83v)

292 claims that Meghan Markle has ambitions of actually running for president of the United States.

.. after the "Lets Go Brandon" stuff, the "sensitive on" wants t be President ? "Waaagh"

Posted by: Adam Schiff at February 21, 2023 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

293 These two are not even good enough to be be named the Duke and Duchess of The Sussex County (NJ) Fair

Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2023 02:47 PM (mR6Gs)

294 She's not bad looking. We could probably use her in some advertising.

Hey sparkle markle, can my people call your people?

Posted by: Honest Ed's Fainting Couches and used yacht emporium at February 21, 2023 02:47 PM (89Sog)

295 > I'm more of a King of the Hill , Bob Burgers type animated show fan. Of course Archer too. But I have been surprised that I kind of like Futurama.

Same.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (eyxn4)

296 Style note: I see that Harry & Meghan are getting the "Terrance & Philip" treatment. That is, beady eyes, with the top half of their heads completely detached when they open their mouths. It further dehumanizes them because facial expressions are Impossible with that design.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (/5yne)

That's how South Park depicts Canadians.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

297 258 > Here is another hot british lady to compensate

She was born male, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:43 PM (eyxn4)

She has that persian look where it is hard to tell.

Here's another one who I am pretty damn sure is a woman:
https://tinyurl.com/4s9yednk

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

298 Style note: I see that Harry & Meghan are getting the "Terrance & Philip" treatment. That is, beady eyes, with the top half of their heads completely detached when they open their mouths. It further dehumanizes them because facial expressions are Impossible with that design.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2023 02:45 PM (/5yne)

They depict all Canadians that way. Even Kyle's little brother, who was adopted from Canada.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (bhRsz)

299 lol then John Travolta goes in closet with Cruise and doesn't want to come out lol

oh my

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (9qHsE)

300 I have never watched even a part of an episode of South Park. Someone somewhere posted an excerpt from this episode and I did watch that.

It was Ace level cruelty and hilarious.

I probably won't ever watch anything else from this show but it was funny for sure.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (pVVjj)

301 267 What is the Streisand effect?
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)
---
It's when a famous person tries to suppress information, causing even casually aware folks to wonder what they are trying to hide.

Named when Babs tried to keep people from looking at the exterior of her home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:44 PM (YIVH2)

It was a photo/video survey of the coastline of Kali. She didn't wan't her property included and, as I recall, tried to take legal action to prevent it, causing all sorts of publicity about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

302 The least offensive episode of South Park might be the one where Randy gets into fights at little league games.

https://youtu.be/p44G0U4sLCE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (44ww/)

303 They should have Markle and Mitch O. team up like Thelma and Louise. The bitching, anger and racism would be epic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (Jg7EG)

304 Is the loudly and publicly proclaiming by these two little shits that they are considering legal action part of their privacy tour?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

305 Style note: I see that Harry & Meghan are getting the "Terrance & Philip" treatment. That is, beady eyes, with the top half of their heads completely detached when they open their mouths. It further dehumanizes them because facial expressions are Impossible with that design.
==
This is how we always depict Canadians. Because its accurate.

Posted by: Matt and Trey - style to be accurate at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (PnSlR)

306 I am fairly sure first two years of South Park are tamer than later episodes

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (xhxe8)

307 Named when Babs tried to keep people from looking at the exterior of her home.
Posted by: "Perfessor"

Thank you Perf!

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

308 "I just haven't had a working TV in about 10 years."

Roger that. I got you beat by a few years!

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:49 PM (24fqN)

309 If South Park has any gumption they should go after Lon Demon next.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:49 PM (GwxCX)

310 Never watched Southpark but if its cruel maybe I missed something.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:49 PM (Uw44z)

311 307 Named when Babs tried to keep people from looking at the exterior of her home.
Posted by: "Perfessor"

Thank you Perf!
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

I thought it was the porn/horse thing.

*looks around*

Nvm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

312 lol then John Travolta goes in closet with Cruise and doesn't want to come out lol

oh my
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:48 PM (9qHsE)

That was funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

313 What's amazing is he still hasn't figured out the degree to which she conned him. She convinced him she was a huge tv star over here, that privacy was really an issue for her. He writes about it in his book as if he still thinks it's true. He is so damn dumb.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ei7q6)

314 ace did you see the video of (not actually) Matt Berry reading "Spare" aloud?

kinda funny. some English comic who does a very good impression of Berry

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (w0NJk)

315 283 74 Actress...
LOL.

I gave great simulated blowjobs on Suits!

I'm a thespian!

Posted by: Meghan! at February 21, 2023 02:21 PM (2tUFv)
----
Is that like a sexpian with a lisp?

Posted by: Ciampino - Big breaths. Yeth and I'm only thixthteen at February 21, 2023 02:46 PM (qfLjt)

Professional Thespian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVAjo6HuRw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

316 "If South Park has any gumption they should go after Lon Demon next.
Posted by: Minnfidel"

Hunter. Oh the debauchery.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (iayUP)

317 When I first watched the "Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo" I was rolling with laughter. The commercial with live action actors was the cherry on top.

Hidey Hooo, Kyle!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (17s+e)

318 310 Never watched Southpark but if its cruel maybe I missed something.
---------------
Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo was my introduction to SP. Had me rolling on the floor. I do admit I haven't watched them in years, though.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (KY22T)

319 BEEFCAKE!!!

(sorry that was my favorite mostly for the tea party scene)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (w0NJk)

320 313 What's amazing is he still hasn't figured out the degree to which she conned him. She convinced him she was a huge tv star over here, that privacy was really an issue for her. He writes about it in his book as if he still thinks it's true. He is so damn dumb.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ei7q6)

He is the 'descendant' of mean, clever sons of bitches- not them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

321 > Matt Damon still claims he thinks it was hilarious and he wants to do the voice if they ever make a sequel. I'm not sure if he's serious or trying to manage the humiliation. Possibly both.

Matt and Trey have stated that their portrayal of Matt Damon as a special needs kid isn't because they feel Damon is stupid. Instead, they claim the puppet they commissioned of Damon they intended to use in the movie looked retarded, so they leaned into it.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (eyxn4)

322 >Here's another one who I am pretty damn sure is a woman:
https://tinyurl.com/4s9yednk

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop a

DIRECT HIT

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (geLO8)

323 'least offensive South Park episodes,'

Season 13 Episode 6 "Pinewood Derby" wasn't offensive, and was funny. Not political...just kinda wholesome slice of life stuff.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

324 He writes about it in his book as if he still thinks it's true. He is so damn dumb.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ei7q6)

Inbreeding

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

325 It was a photo/video survey of the coastline of Kali. She didn't wan't her property included and, as I recall, tried to take legal action to prevent it, causing all sorts of publicity about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Oh, now I remember. She also had a long running fight to keep people from using the beach that is right behind her mansion. I don't know how that worked out if ever. A typical Democrat woman of the people.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

326 179 167 Is "slunt" a word yet?

It needs to be.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (C1Zwz)

Slutty Cunt?

Hosebeast
Whore
Slattern?

You might be right. I am trying to think of a slutty bitch and not coming up with anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

Clut

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (xcxpd)

327 Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo was my introduction to SP. Had me rolling on the floor. I do admit I haven't watched them in years, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 02:51 PM (KY22T)

I'll have look for the episode. Thx.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Uw44z)

328 Forcing railroad workers to work double shifts boosts profits!

Posted by: Paul at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (tVWZ5)

329 https://en.wikipedia.org /wiki /Streisand_effect

In 2003, American singer and actress Barbra Streisand sued photographer Kenneth Adelman and Pictopia.com for US$50 million for violation of privacy. The lawsuit sought to remove "Image 3850", an aerial photograph in which Streisand's mansion was visible, from the publicly available California Coastal Records Project of 12,000 California coastline photographs, documenting coastal erosion and intended to influence government policymakers. The lawsuit was dismissed and Streisand was ordered to pay Adelman's $177,000 legal fees.

"Image 3850" had been downloaded only six times prior to Streisand's lawsuit; two of those being by Streisand's attorneys. Public awareness of the case led to more than 420,000 people visiting the site over the following month.

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (llON8)

330
I remember the Meghan. She gave great head. She was real ambitious.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (+oR7L)

331 Instead, they claim the puppet they commissioned of Damon they intended to use in the movie looked retarded, so they leaned into it.
==
You do notice they didn't say the puppet didn't look like him.

Posted by: They know what they are doing at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (PnSlR)

332 I think more like a well-used 6 cylinder Chevy Camaro with a slipping transmission and minor dents and dings. Something that doesn't really look bad, but just about anyone could have.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (jVuPw)

333 If they wanted privacy, they shouldn't sue, because then lots of people would tune in to see what they're suing about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (FUVRY)

334 Coastland survey:
Streisand's house was in a pic downloaded 8 times by her, and 12 more times by her lawyers. Then the tabloids heard about it, and it was downloaded 100K times IIRC.

Attracting the thing you fear the most, by your inability to sit still, is the Streisand effect.

And it's a trope in fiction. Thinking about the duck in Kung Fu Panda that sets the villain free with a stray feather.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (44ww/)

335 What's amazing is he still hasn't figured out the degree to which she conned him. She convinced him she was a huge tv star over here, that privacy was really an issue for her. He writes about it in his book as if he still thinks it's true. He is so damn dumb.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2023 02:50 PM (ei7q6)

She must be ridiculously good in bed to have such a hold over him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

336 "If South Park has any gumption they should go after Lon Demon next.
Posted by: Minnfidel"

LeMon doesn't have quite the cachet that the Harkles do. And frankly, after the Trump/Garrison era, I think the show's shot its bolt on making political satire too directly.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (bhRsz)

337 I don’t like it when they have Jesus on SP. Blasphemous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ohFNB)

338 Biden in Warsaw:

Putin thought he could use energy as a weapon. But no. We have mobilized and reduced our dependence on Russian energy resources — Biden

With some help from explosives, of course.

Tee hee!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (2tUFv)

339 337 I don’t like it when they have Jesus on SP. Blasphemous.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (ohFNB)

Same. I don't watch it because of that.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 21, 2023 02:54 PM (sI15f)

340 I remember when Cartman had a crush on a teacher and Chef was trying to tell the boys that she was a lesbian. They showed up at Cartmans house and he was licking the carpet and eating a cardboard box. Kyle asked, what the hell are you doing Cartman? And Cartman replied "My Mom says, if you wanna be a lesbian you gotta lick a lotta carpet and learn to eat box". The Indigo girls were playing in the background.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:54 PM (GwxCX)

341 There once was a Duchess of Bray
Who, you might find it strange when I say,
In spite of her station,
And high education,
Would often spell cunt with a "K".

Posted by: Aristocratic Royalty Limmerick at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (+oR7L)

342 Matt Damon still claims he thinks it was hilarious and he wants to do the voice if they ever make a sequel. I'm not sure if he's serious or trying to manage the humiliation. Possibly both.

Much better response than the for real Hollywood actress and her puppet.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (Vu7A1)

343 Clut
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (xcxpd)

Clunt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

344 OK, the best ever was the Thanksgiving episode with Starvin Marvin from Ethiopia.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (GwxCX)

345 >>She must be ridiculously good in bed to have such a hold over him.

Posted by: Jordan61

maybe he's just stupid
both of them have astronomically outsized perceptions of their importance

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)

346 What's amazing is he still hasn't figured out the degree to which she conned him. She convinced him she was a huge tv star over here, that privacy was really an issue for her. He writes about it in his book as if he still thinks it's true. He is so damn dumb.

He also believed her lies that she knew nothing about the Royal Family when she met him.

She had assiduously studied the Royal Family, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (2tUFv)

347 Why did the Post include Megan Kelly's age in this story? What about height, weight and measurements?

Posted by: Oglebay at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (wscPk)

348 >>> 338 Biden in Warsaw:

Putin thought he could use energy as a weapon. But no. We have mobilized and reduced our dependence on Russian energy resources - Biden

With some help from explosives, of course.

Tee hee!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 02:53 PM (2tUFv)

Yeah, he says this in Warsaw - let's see him say the same in Berlin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (llON8)

349 ot, another
College Football Star Ryan Keeler Dead at 20
College football star Ryan Keeler has tragically died at just 20 years old, according to reports.

The UNLV defensive lineman died in Las Vegas on Monday, the university said in a statement.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE
commodity

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (9qHsE)

350 343 Clut
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 21, 2023 02:52 PM (xcxpd)

Clunt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

Slunt?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (xcxpd)

351

Why does everything today involve something going into or coming out of my ass!

Posted by: Cartman at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (m7dmE)

352 I like SP's parody music. Their take on the Jonas Brothers songs: Perfection.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (24fqN)

353 Nothing burger.

If you're a lawyer and you're not "looking into things" for your client, you're a bad lawyer.

"We're looking into it." will easily become "There's nothing we can do". Neither of those things are scandalous.

Posted by: Leninism at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (q5Oxu)

354 New Zealand government data shows that the COVID vaccines make you MORE likely to die from COVID (not less)
Wow. Finally crystal clear government data shows the more you vax, the more likely you are to die from COVID. This is the OPPOSITE of what the US health authorities and medical community told us.

Steve Kirsch
13 hr ago

commodities

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (9qHsE)

355 Why did the Post include Megan Kelly's age in this story? What about height, weight and measurements?
Posted by: Oglebay at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (wscPk

Was the report written by Don Lemon?

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (9xBUc)

356 Why does everything today involve something going into or coming out of my ass!
Posted by: Cartman at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (m7dmE)
---
From the very first episode and still one of the best lines in the entire show...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

357 >>> 349 ot, another
College Football Star Ryan Keeler Dead at 20
College football star Ryan Keeler has tragically died at just 20 years old, according to reports.

The UNLV defensive lineman died in Las Vegas on Monday, the university said in a statement.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE
commodity
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (9qHsE)

Climate change! When will the Deniers stop denying!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (llON8)

358 Slunt?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (xcxpd)

Strays close to 'scrunt' which is a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

359 I remember when Cartman had a crush on a teacher and Chef was trying to tell the boys that she was a lesbian. They showed up at Cartmans house and he was licking the carpet and eating a cardboard box. Kyle asked, what the hell are you doing Cartman? And Cartman replied "My Mom says, if you wanna be a lesbian you gotta lick a lotta carpet and learn to eat box". The Indigo girls were playing in the background.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:54 PM (GwxCX)

The moments when vulgarity goes over the boys' heads because they are still, at the end of the day, children, gets me every time.

One of my favorites is when they try to rescue the original Star Wars tapes from George Lucas' house and Lucas catches them and calls the cops. Lucas: "You're on your way to prison, boys! I hope you're ready to get rammed!"

Stan: "Oh yeah? Well, your rams can do what they will, Mr. Lucas, but we're not giving up!"

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 02:58 PM (bhRsz)

360 "We're looking into it." will easily become "There's nothing we can do". Neither of those things are scandalous.
Posted by: Leninism at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM

And that will be $28,000 for looking into it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 02:58 PM (GwxCX)

361 British succession seems well in hand. Harry is no longer even the spare wheel anymore. He's just the heir's brother.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And the heir's heir uncle

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2023 02:58 PM (NW9xb)

362 Kallisto, is the book you reference called Revenge? My wife has that book.

sorry for the late reply, my wi-fi connection pooped out

I will check the interwebs to find out

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 02:58 PM (4XFNL)

363 She must be ridiculously good in bed to have such a hold over him.
_____

"You mean girls can do rim jobs on me even if you're not another Royal Marine?"

Posted by: Megan's Second Husband at February 21, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

364 >>Creatine is what I take to give me the Creatine Shits (TM).

What you need is some Anabolic Chicken and good REM sleep.

--
Dwayne The Rock Johnson, 50 years old, built like a brick sh*thouse and totally not taking steroids.

I turn 75 next month, and my Judo has never been better.

Anybody bigger than Steve Reeves has absolutely done steroids. Reeves was a biological freak. Creatine is the biochemical predecessor of ATP; you die without it.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 02:59 PM (CecP5)

365 I think Parker and Stone once said something to the effect that they hate conservatives, but they really f***ing hate liberals.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 21, 2023 02:59 PM (gf7Ez)

366 Has Southpark done Muhammed? Or just Jesus because easy.?
I think Buddha...the lines just write themselved...no,?

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:59 PM (Uw44z)

367 She's a Stint.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 03:00 PM (9xBUc)

368 366 Has Southpark done Muhammed? Or just Jesus because easy.?
I think Buddha...the lines just write themselved...no,?
Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:59 PM (Uw44z)

They did a Mohammed episode, iirc. I think it also got yanked by comedy central.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

369 Well that's their job - to be 'upset' and 'overwhelmed'. They've got nothing else to fall back on.

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Be3jb)

370 Well running that mini-excavator sure has put some meat on Sasha's bones.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 03:01 PM (MF3yS)

371 Every one of these young athletes who drop over dead they have some other reason besides the Fake Vax, yet who remembers you don't athletes dropping over dead a few every week?

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 03:01 PM (xhxe8)

372 182 To this day, I can't listen to Stevie Nicks without thinking of a goat. Hilarious.
Posted by: InZona at February 21, 2023 02:34 PM (jhNL7)

Oh my gosh, you're right! Now I can't unhear that!!!!

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (JrN/x)

373 366 Has Southpark done Muhammed? Or just Jesus because easy.?
I think Buddha...the lines just write themselved...no,?
Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 02:59 PM (Uw44z)

They did a Mohammed episode, iirc. I think it also got yanked by comedy central.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

There was an old episode (pre-911) called Superbestfriends. Featured Jesus, Mohammed and others as superheroes. No complaints about Mohammed's image back then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (xPJvm)

374 Say what you will, but someday those two idiots are going to be known as the ancestors of King Ralph.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (ohFNB)

375 Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 02:33 PM (ohFNB)

It's called Harry and Meghan, the Real Story

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (4XFNL)

376 They did a Mohammed episode, iirc. I think it also got yanked by comedy central.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

I remember watching it when it first aired, but the scene with Mohammed was blacked out, and it hasn't shown up on repeats in years.

Which is a shame, because apart from Mohammed, the episode also went after Family Guy for its lazy writing and pointless cutaways. Rumor had it McFarlane pitched a fit after he saw it.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 03:03 PM (bhRsz)

377 hey meghan, get over it you dumb sob cupcake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2023 03:03 PM (OECOZ)

378 They did a Mohammed episode, iirc. I think it also got yanked by comedy central.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

I vaguely remember some fuss...

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 03:03 PM (Uw44z)

379 So Sparkle and the dude formerly known as a Prince were never named outright in this episode, right.

But now those two geniuses have now made sure that everyone knows it is about them.

Genius.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 21, 2023 03:03 PM (pVVjj)

380 Since when did the term "Muppet" come to mean an ignoramus? Have these people no shame? Even Fozzie Bear showed a bit of wisdom at times.

Posted by: George V at February 21, 2023 03:04 PM (ugbqN)

381 Weather forecast said gusty storms now but it's sunny but are getting windy

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 03:04 PM (xhxe8)

382 Say what you will, but someday those two idiots are going to be known as the ancestors of King Ralph.

Saw the movie. Ralph may not have been the best guy for the job, and he knew it, but he wasn't a self aggrandizing asshole like these two.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2023 03:04 PM (Bd6X8)

383 Weather forecast said gusty storms now but it's sunny but are getting windy
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 03:04 PM (xhxe8 )

Snowing here. Effing groundhog.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 03:05 PM (DRSnL)

384 345 >>She must be ridiculously good in bed to have such a hold over him.

///

apparently, she did her homework. did all the right charities and said the right shit. You'd think Harry'd be wise, he looks wise, but he ain't wise. oldest gag in the book.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 03:05 PM (MLrvz)

385 There was an old episode (pre-911) called Superbestfriends. Featured Jesus, Mohammed and others as superheroes. No complaints about Mohammed's image back then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (xPJvm

That could be funny!

Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (Uw44z)

386 I liked Suits, I don't remember her doing a beejer scene

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (MLrvz)

387 I don't feel so bad having a Bidet in the Oval Office now that the Brits have a Tampon on the throne.

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (4XFNL)

388 Now I have Kyle's Mom's a Bitch stuck in my head.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

389 Royal commentator Neil Sean told Fox News that representatives for the pair are now watching the series closely for any more attacks.

Dear South Park writers:

Please do not disappoint.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2023 03:07 PM (e+csY)

390 it's like when the mayor of paris wanted to sue fox news when the talked about no-go zones.

at least there's still one last place in world with some form of free speech

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 03:07 PM (MLrvz)

391 The difference between Megyn and Meghan, outside of raw IQ, is just a matter of degrees, edge Kelley.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM (KSNKu)

392 Medicaid Recipients Can Now Use Funds To Buy Groceries
https://is.gd/Dd5QW8

So now we have a way to convert Medicaid to cash as is possible with EBT cards: just buy expensive groceries and sell them at a discount. This reminds me of ticket scalping.

Posted by: Ciampino - scalping? at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM (qfLjt)

393 I don't feel so bad having a Bidet in the Oval Office now that the Brits have a Tampon on the throne.
Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (4XFNL)

Hitler is probably rolling over in his grave, thinking " If I had only waited 80 years?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM (OECOZ)

394 South Park isn't funny and probably racist. Saturday Night Alive? Now that's funny.

Posted by: Whoopie Shai Hulud Goldberg at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM (W7Wi6)

395 Harry’s stupid book was all over the front display window at Barnes and Noble a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 03:09 PM (ohFNB)

396 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 03:02 PM (xPJvm

That could be funny!
Posted by: Just sayin at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (Uw44z)

they parodied the Superfriends cartoon from the 1970s, and did it well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 03:09 PM (xPJvm)

397 >>> 389 Royal commentator Neil Sean told Fox News that representatives for the pair are now watching the series closely for any more attacks.

Dear South Park writers:

Please do not disappoint.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2023 03:07 PM (e+csY)

Maybe a famous singer could offer some helpful advice, which of course the royal retards will ignore.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2023 03:09 PM (llON8)

398 South park is one of the few authentic anti-establishment Gen X creative productions in existence anymore. All the rockers and writers are either co-opted or dead. We are down to South Park, Brett Easton Ellis, and (some) country music.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 21, 2023 03:09 PM (5C4od)

399 Weather forecast said gusty storms now but it's sunny but are getting windy
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 03:04 PM (xhxe8 )

Snowing here. Effing groundhog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 03:05 PM

We're looking at around 2 feet of global changey white privilege stuff starting tonight into Thursday with 35-40 mph winds helping out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2023 03:10 PM (GwxCX)

400 Overall Current OSINT Defcon Level: 3 (estimated)

Posted by: Adam Schiff at February 21, 2023 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

401
Why are these people even allowed in the US?

Toss them down a well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 03:10 PM (oINRc)

402 > So now we have a way to convert Medicaid to cash as is possible with EBT cards: just buy expensive groceries and sell them at a discount. This reminds me of ticket scalping.

I've heard soda is the usual vehicle. Steaks and things like that don't sell well because people don't trust they're fresh and were kept at the proper temperature. Soda keeps for a year or so and you can sell them anywhere.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 03:10 PM (eyxn4)

403 I felt, at one time, that Harry was worthy of admiration. He was a soldier and did two tours in Afghanistan, one abbreviated as a foot soldier, and the other as an Apache gunner/pilot. Guess it was all show.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2023 03:10 PM (cr0Qe)

404 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

405 393 I don't feel so bad having a Bidet in the Oval Office now that the Brits have a Tampon on the throne.
Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 03:06 PM (4XFNL)

Hitler is probably rolling over in his grave, thinking " If I had only waited 80 years?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM (OECOZ)
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Don't forget they also have a Wog as Prime Minister - Churchill definitely rolled in his grave.

Posted by: Ciampino - scalping?? at February 21, 2023 03:11 PM (qfLjt)

406
I have my damned A/C on in my office. WTF? It's February. This is the only thing I don't like about living in the South, and I'm in the mountains, so it's not even that bad. But... heat. Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 03:11 PM (oINRc)

407 The UNLV defensive lineman died in Las Vegas on Monday, the university said in a statement.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
commodity
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 02:56 PM (9qHsE)
Climate change! When will the Deniers stop denying!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2023 02:57 PM (llON

Now the coverup.
Liberals Want MPs to Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements to View Vaccine Contracts the epoch times

I remember someone leaked the Pfizer contract. It said, you cannot report any negative effects, etc of those getting poison, or in reporting on Pfizer Co. itself - OR ELSE no more jabs for your country.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 03:12 PM (9qHsE)

408 Weather forecast said gusty storms now but it's sunny but are getting windy
Posted by: Skip

I got spritzed by rain a coupla times today.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2023 03:12 PM (T4tVD)

409 Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney (D) addressed the shooting death of Temple University police officer Christopher Fitzgerald and made clear his view that one cannot claim to back the blue if they do not back gun control.

There is an ad running in Philadelphia with video of Mayor Kenney saying that he can't wait NOT to be mayor.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 03:12 PM (RHGPo)

410 392 Medicaid Recipients Can Now Use Funds To Buy Groceries
https://is.gd/Dd5QW8

So now we have a way to convert Medicaid to cash as is possible with EBT cards: just buy expensive groceries and sell them at a discount. This reminds me of ticket scalping.
Posted by: Ciampino - scalping? at February 21, 2023 03:08 PM
Thanks to generous vote-buying politicians.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 03:12 PM (MF3yS)

411 The difference between Megyn and Meghan, outside of raw IQ, is just a matter of degrees, edge Kelley.

Meghan's bare titties are easily found on the intertubes. Advantage Markle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2023 03:12 PM (e+csY)

412 Medicaid Recipients Can Now Use Funds To Buy Groceries

When will Gavin Nusance insist EBT ok to purchase weed?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 03:13 PM (zxE6v)

413 Two top Spanish transport officials have resigned over a botched order for new commuter trains that cost nearly €260m ($275m; £230m). The trains could not fit into non-standard tunnels in the northern regions of Asturias and Cantabria.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

414 > they parodied the Superfriends cartoon from the 1970s, and did it well.

Did you see their parody of the Hardy Boys? It was dumb as hell. South Park portrayed them as sex obsessed morons. I've read a ton of their books. They weren't sex obsessed at all. They noticed cute girls and they dated, but that was it. Also, they weren't geniuses, but they weren't dumb either.

I don't get that one at all. If they were trying to parody teenagers generally I don't get why they would use the Hardy Boys as a vehicle.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 03:15 PM (eyxn4)

415 nood

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 03:15 PM (24fqN)

416 West Virginia lawmakers overwhelmingly approve NRA-backed campus carry bill, send to governor for signing

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

417 >>>>>She must be ridiculously good in bed to have such a hold over him.

Posted by: Jordan61

>Didn't the tart who stole Dumbo's virginity say Harry was a one-pump Charlie?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 03:17 PM (Jg7EG)

418 We gonna sue dat humie prince for steelin' our war cry!

Posted by: Da Orkz at February 21, 2023 03:18 PM (tA56B)

419
TIMMY!

Posted by: Timmy! at February 21, 2023 03:18 PM (vwCZJ)

420 South park is one of the few authentic anti-establishment Gen X creative productions in existence anymore. All the rockers and writers are either co-opted or dead. We are down to South Park, Brett Easton Ellis, and (some) country music.
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Like Conway Twitty?

Posted by: Seth McFarland at February 21, 2023 03:21 PM (17s+e)

421 I watched the episode bit linked. That was funny, but it's seems like an offensive thing to sue over. Why don't Sparkle and Harry just hire people to do some cartoon about South Park?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 03:28 PM (FUVRY)

422 Meant "inoffensive" thing to sue over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 03:35 PM (FUVRY)

423
Harry and Meggie are now blasting "boring and baseless" rumors that they are going to sue:

https://tinyurl.com/2luow6po

Even they realize (well, maybe they had to be told) that was not going to fly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 21, 2023 05:32 PM (Mzdiz)

424 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing... www.richzone9.com

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