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LOL, Don LeMon Forced to Undergo a Humiliating "Training" About How To Respect Women

LOL, this is the outcome I was hoping for.

Don LeMon in Pervert Reform School being told that he should respect and appreciate women. LOL.


I know it's hypocritical to gloat about Don LeMon being sent to a Russian re-education camp while opposing anyone being sent to Russian re-education camp. I choose, in this instance, to indulge that hypocrisy. And I suggest you give yourself a Cheat Day on Principles as well.


Don Lemon will return to CNN This Morning on Wednesday following the backlash over comments he made last week about when women were in their "prime."

CNN Worldwide Chairman and CEO Chris Licht wrote in a memo to staff late Monday, "I sat down with Don and had a frank and meaningful conversation. He has agreed to participate in formal training, as well as continuing to listen and learn. We take this situation very seriously."

Licht added, "It is important to me that CNN balances accountability with fostering a culture in which people can own, learn and grow from their mistakes. To that end, Don will return to CNN This Morning on Wednesday."

Hot Air's Karen Townsend observes:

I wonder what "listen and learn" means. There have been stories written about Lemon's inability to share co-hosting duties with Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins. Reports are that his co-hosts complain that Lemon talks over them and tries to lecture them when he thinks he is right about his opinion on a topic, which is always.

True. Don LeMon has a lot of baggage. For one thing, he hates women because he doesn't find them attractive targets for his style of repulsively disgusting sexual assault. For another thing, he has spent years on the Peter Principle Plan for Success, hosting a show he had no business hosting, spouting his insanely-ignorant #HotTakes without challenge. He's not used to anyone else getting to offer their own #HotTakes, which might be just as stupid as his, or even slightly less stupid.

In addition, he is a crazed zealot for the leftwing "journalist" claim that "journalists" must never treat "both sides" as equally deserving of impartial respect, but instead must constantly inform their audience that their are two clear sides of any issue: the good and just side of the issue, and the Republican side.

He could not stand that Kaitlin Collins interviewed Republican chair of the Oversight Committee (or is it Government Affairs?) James Comer, and did not shout him down when he mentioned Hunter Biden's laptop or the New York Post's completely accurate -- indeed, completely unchallenged -- reporting on it.

Did LeMon with his absurdly bloated ego -- how does someone with an IQ that flirts with the "profoundly retarded" range have such a massive ego? -- eagerly agree to this new "training"?

Of course not. Licht doesn't quite say it, but it seems clear that LeMon's return was strictly conditioned on his agreement to go to Pervert Reform School. If he hadn't agreed, he would not have returned to CNN. He would have been fired.

Which is, the Daily Mail reports, exactly what the AWFLs at CNN are demanding.

When you've lost the AWFLs at CNN...

The Daily Mail was previously reporting that he might resign today.

That seems to be on hold, temporarily, with Don LeMon realizing he has no other job prospects and agreeing to go to Pervert Reform School.

But I think that's still in the offing.


EXCLUSIVE: 'If Don doesn't go, we will!': Angry female staffers at CNN issue ultimatum over Lemon's sexist Nikki Haley comments and threaten to quit if he stays on-air

CNN staffers have threatened to quit if Don Lemon is not fired from the network

His resignation could come as soon as tomorrow, sources told DailyMail.com

It comes days after he said women older than their 40s were 'past their prime'

By James Vituscka and Alex Oliveira For Dailymail.Com and James Nye For Dailymail.com

Published: 18:15 EST, 20 February 2023 | Updated: 18:42 EST, 20 February 2023


Furious female staffers at CNN have threatened to quit if Don Lemon stays on-air following his sexist comments last week that Nikki Haley and women in their 40s are 'past their prime'.

With speculation rife that the embattled host, 56, could exit the troubled network imminently, a source close to the 'most busted name in news' told DailyMail.com, 'if Don doesn't go, others have threatened to quit'.

'People are hurt by his actions and are not going to let this go. It is like every woman over 50 in America has taken this as a personal insult. The female staffers at CNN definitely have. He needs to make his vacation a permanent one.'

Indeed, another CNN insider said 'the women of CNN are angry. He's made it impossible to do their jobs. He's an embarrassment to the network and needs to go.'

When approached for comment on female staffers threatening to exit unless Lemon does, a CNN spokesperson declined to specifically address that issue.

When asked if it was true that Don Lemon is being inched towards the exit door in the wake of this latest scandal, another spokesperson for CNN told DailyMail.com, 'it is patently false to say Don is being pushed to resign'.

However, CNN insiders are adamant, 'CNN has been literally, flooded like a tidal wave with extremely angry and offended loyal viewers'.

'There is not one person at CNN who that thinks that he should remain on air. He knows how badly he screwed up and he also knows that he cannot talk his way out of this one. His apology meant nothing.'

CNN says it's not "pushing him to resign" but they're damaging him by sending him to Pervert Reform School. If they really backed him, they would have just covered this up, as they've covered up so much in the past.

But they didn't.

They are coloring up his rap sheet so that the next time he offends, they can fire him, without anyone whining too much that they fired The Black and Gay Diversity Hire (TM).

And via David Strom, the Genius Club of The View agrees with Don LeMon -- Joe Biden isn't old, that shriveled-up prune Nikki Haley is!

It takes a lot of balls for Whoopie Goldberg to make this attack.

It also takes balls for the borderline brain-damaged Sonny Hostin to propose a mental acuity test for anyone else.

Donald Trump did take a mental acuity test, idiots -- don't you remember pressuring him to take one, and then making fun of him for reporting he passed?

Meanwhile, Biden refuses to take one.

Whoopie Goldberg is even more "uncomfortable" than her ally Don LeMon in talking about people who are losing cognitive fitness and should retire ASAP, for some reason I couldn't possibly speculate at:

Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM




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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:03 PM (53oGX)

2 1

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 12:03 PM (6L4oM)

3 exactly
eventually they eat their own

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:04 PM (9qHsE)

4 > It comes days after he said women older than their 40s were 'past their prime'

And by 'past their prime', he means 'don't have a penis'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2023 12:04 PM (bW8dp)

5 Good Morning Ace. Not first but being woken up at 5:45 am by construction has put me off my game.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2023 12:04 PM (Y+l9t)

6 It wont change anything. They are just checking the boxes so he can go back on the air and be a racist misogynist.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 12:05 PM (uNylN)

7 LOL, all around!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2023 12:05 PM (VohFI)

8 If it were a sane network, this would be called, "managing him out."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2023 12:05 PM (XIJ/X)

9 Whoopi Goldberg echoes her pal Don Lemon's "past her prime" attack on Nikki Haley.
"You're not a new generation! You're 51! What are you talking about?!" she sneered.
Adding: "She may be younger .. [but] he's saying the same BS."


Says the monster who looks like she's carrying Lucifer's spawn.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:06 PM (9qHsE)

10 This story is missing something:
'Sugartits'
'Sandwich'
'Vacuuming barefoot'
Maybe a slap on the ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:06 PM (zZu0s)

11 "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 21, 2023 12:06 PM (jTmQV)

12 > Says the monster who looks like she's carrying Lucifer's spawn.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:06 PM (9qHsE)

Please. I have higher standards than that. Even if I'm drunk on tequila, that's not happening.

Posted by: Lucifer at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (bW8dp)

13 Make him wear a dunce cap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (63Dwl)

14 I saw Furious female staffers sing Acapella at the Ash Grove in '68.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (N4EtY)

15 There's a class where they teach men how to talk to women without upsetting them somehow? It lasts only one day?

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (24fqN)

16 I was forced to take a sexual harassment "training" course for a job once, but I was paired with a pretty female coworker who basically sat on my lap the whole time we did the course. We were pretty much mocking the whole thing together and had a blast.

That's what i call training done right

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (VTu1l)

17 looks like Asia and Rooskies against NATO

bet Japan, Taiwan and SK are happy with this shit

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (us2H3)

18 The Spew and Le Mon ? Overload

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (bs+z0)

19 How racist of XiNN! During Black History month?

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (VpZau)

20 on the same media track - I do not know who these people are that Maher is interviewing - but fore sure MSM

Bill Maher Hammers Democrat Fake News Media With "Vaccine" Truth Bomb
https://tinyurl.com/3wsm9rky

I don't like Maher but every once in a while he says something... He blames the media for people's ignorance.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (9qHsE)

21 I look forward to the rash of assaults on Nikki Haley that somehow manage not to address Biden's dementia. It will be an interesting exercise in rhetorical contortion.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at February 21, 2023 12:07 PM (Nmmyc)

22 > "You're not a new generation! You're 51!"

Says the 67-year-old harridan.

Posted by: Lucifer at February 21, 2023 12:08 PM (bW8dp)

23 I mean, we TRIED to give President Biden a mental acuity test, but he kept eating the crayons, and sticking them up his fundament. No, I will not specify the order in which he did these things.

Posted by: Dr. Nick at February 21, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)

24 Racist Sunny Hostin suggests Nikki Haley is ageist and "needs a mental acuity test" because she wants term limits for Congress and mental exams for older politicians.

This show should be off the air. It is sickening

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:08 PM (9qHsE)

25 I took a sexual harrassment course

learned all kinds of new ways to fuck with womyns

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:08 PM (us2H3)

26 Odds Don Lemahn cheats off someone else's paper in reeducation class?

You know that's how he got through college. That and getting his knees dirty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:09 PM (6VKyY)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:09 PM (9gDA7)

28 Should we unleash the women jet fighter pilots on Don?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 12:09 PM (4vi12)

29 better to be past your prime than never had a prime

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:09 PM (us2H3)

30 Too many pictures of Caryn in this post. One is bad enough.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2023 12:09 PM (F7Oh5)

31 This story is missing something:
'Sugartits'
'Sandwich'
'Vacuuming barefoot'
Maybe a slap on the ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:06 PM (zZu0s)


grey matter

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (9qHsE)

32 i'm not worried about hypocrisy, the second liberals start to be interested then i will. until that time, i want to see them all hoisted by their own petard...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (nXhwP)

33 I don't think it's hypocritical to mock Don Lemon for being forced to attend a mandatory re-education camp. We're just asking the Left to live up to its own rules, a la Alinsky. It's on them if they don't like being held to that standard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (YIVH2)

34 I said yesterday LeMon would be back on the air after attending Anger Management. Sensitivity training, anger management, same diff.

He's teflon Don LeMon.

All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon a piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (9gDA7)

35 So a gay man will be the first to understand women. I doubt that.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (ytSiK)

36 Will CNN employees have to point to a doll to show where Don Le'Mon made them uncomfortable?

All of CNN needs to be run through a Struggle Session to admit their wrong think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (e/Ar7)

37 Don Lemon should be sentenced to 400 hours of hot monkey sex with Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (tkR6S)

38 All he needs from Pervert Reform School is a participation trophy.

Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2023 12:11 PM (F7Oh5)

39 Indignant Whoopi claims those issues they're making policy on are "not here yet."

***

I'd like to reiterate my belief that this woman has an IQ in the 85-86 range.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:11 PM (wb1YC)

40 Whoopi is actually a great-grandmother, but I'm betting she's not really all that great.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2023 12:11 PM (bW8dp)

41 but they're damaging him by sending him to Pervert Reform School.

I don't think they're sending him to that. Pervert reform school sounds like something you send somebody to for raping women -He abuses them in sexist manner verbally but would not be interested in sexual relations with women even as a show of power, or sexually abusing underage kids. I have no idea if Lemon is a ephebophile or not. It sounds like a sexual harrassment thing men in the workplace are routinely subjected to, so now a poor guy can't say, "I think you look very pretty today" without worrying about whether missiles will rain down on him from woke HR because some foolish made a complaint.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (FUVRY)

42 Sodomites like Don Lemon love being trained in humiliation, cock worship and tossing the salad.

It's what they do.

He will graduate with honors.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (z1bdm)

43 Faux Republican Ana Navarro - a circle -


LOL! She be round.

Sammy Hagar and The Circle hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (9gDA7)

44 >>CNN Worldwide Chairman and CEO Chris Licht wrote in a memo to staff late Monday, "I sat down with Don and had a frank and meaningful conversation. He has agreed to participate in formal training, as well as continuing to listen and learn. We take this situation very seriously.">>

Translated: I sat down with the little fag and read him his ass and told him to either go to this bullshit training or be fired. I also let this dumb-as-dirt pervert know that one more fuck up and he is out and being a no talent diversity hire, this would be easy and actually a relief.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (oiNtH)

45 I’m for his re-education, especially if it’s Clockwork Orange style.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (AY9ve)

46 Good god, is there anyone uglier than Whoppie Goldberg? What an ever-loving beast of a body and face. She doesn't even have an ounce of intelligence. That is one person who got the short shrift when it came to...well, just about everything.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (sVtYq)

47 BTW, Haley's demand that Presidential candidates "take a mental acuity test" is idiotic and dangerous.

The Constitution sets out the qualifications to run for President.

The Democrats would love to add conditions to that - that Presidential candidates have to release their tax returns, that Presidents accused of certain crimes can't run for office, because they would love to be able to select who can and who can't run for President.

Haley agreeing with them by proposing extra-Consitutional requirements for running for President just opens the door for the Democrats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)

48 I saw Cheat Day on Principles open for Queens of the Stone Age at the Coliseum back in 2010.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (V13WU)

49 >>>And by 'past their prime', he means 'don't have a penis'.

LOL!

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (C1Zwz)

50 Woopii so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (53oGX)

51 Don Lemon should be sentenced to 400 hours of hot monkey sex with Trigglypuff.

You are truly cruel. To Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (e/Ar7)

52 Lemon is 56? I guess an 86% spooge diet has some benefits.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (eyxn4)

53 The ordinary "Learn How Not To Piss Off Women" course probably covers 'mansplaining,' needs to be adjusted a bit to cover Lemon's twinksplaining.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (24fqN)

54 Who will LeMon harass in the training session. Betcha he disrespects someone. I wish we had a mole inside for this. And then slap him with another lawsuit.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (9qHsE)

55 >>>48 I saw Cheat Day on Principles open for Queens of the Stone Age at the Coliseum back in 2010.

I saw them open for Mr. Bungle at the Cow Palace in 2009.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (C1Zwz)

56 I saw Pervert Reform School open for The Ramones at CBGB back in '77.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (bW8dp)

57 Whoopie so fat she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (53oGX)

58 How about they do the same with Whoopi.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (V13WU)

59 Don Lemon should be sentenced to 400 hours of hot monkey sex with Trigglypuff.
Pcosted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (tkR6S)



https://youtu.be/G4PvTrTp7T

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (9gDA7)

60 >>>52 Lemon is 56? I guess an 86% spooge diet has some benefits.

black don't crack baby

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (C1Zwz)

61 BTW, Haley's demand that Presidential candidates "take a mental acuity test" is idiotic and dangerous.

yes, precursor to taking Trump out of the race

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:13 PM (9qHsE)

62 Whoopi needs to get back to making space mojitos or whateverthef*ck her job was in Ten-Forward.

Posted by: spindrift at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (h5TKJ)

63 Whoopie so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (53oGX)

64 BTW, Haley's demand that Presidential candidates "take a mental acuity test" is idiotic and dangerous.

**************

I dont care how much the left attacks her, i will never support that stupid binty snake mewling quim of a diseased twat waffle

back to the kitchen bitch

ohhh dang it, I guess Ill have to do another training course

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (VTu1l)

65 Somehow, a characteristic that should be one of the least interesting attributes of a person (sexual preference) has become the Most Important Thing Ever. Not competence, not creativeness, not skills, not reliability, not intelligence.
It's insanity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (jTmQV)

66 So who fell down the steps of Air Force One?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (e/Ar7)

67 Lemon has spent too much time looking at the backs of other men's head.

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (q3ANs)

68 Whoopie so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already worldwide.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (53oGX)

69 >>>yes, precursor to taking Trump out of the race

yes she's definitely getting double-duty out of this line of "attack on Biden."

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (C1Zwz)

70 I always wanted them to do an Unsolved Mysteries episode on why Whoopi Goldberg has ever received a paycheck.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (wb1YC)

71 As Breitbart said, make them live up to their own rules.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (bhRsz)

72 So who fell down the steps of Air Force One?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (e/Ar7)



That video was trippy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:15 PM (9gDA7)

73 BTW, Haley's demand that Presidential candidates "take a mental acuity test" is idiotic and dangerous.

--

It is supremely stupid. And yes, very dangerous. Just like I view Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (sVtYq)

74 > black don't crack baby

Whoopsie is an exception that tests the rule.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (eyxn4)

75 Whoopsie Goldberg so fat, she causes the seas to rise when she enters the ocean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

76 Whoopie is so fat that when her cell phone rings people get out of her way thinking she's going to back up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

77 $100 says Don Lemon farts and claims it's a queef.

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (q3ANs)

78 4 > It comes days after he said women older than their 40s were 'past their prime'

And by 'past their prime', he means 'don't have a penis'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2023 12:04 PM

We can fix that! We have the technology!

Posted by: Trans Derangement Gestapo at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (JCZqz)

79 I never have but how many of us have gone through some sort of training class about respect the opposite sex?

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (6L4oM)

80 Here is the great irony...Haley is 51 and Kamala is 58. They would never ever say this about Kamala. Notice not a single one of the leftist simps have brought that up.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (Y+l9t)

81 I wonder if Lemons will spontaneously combust at diversity training. He is going to be miserable. Will probably rub his taint fingers on the instructor.

hahahahaha, fucking asshole

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (NtVYv)

82 Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

He went into the hellhole that is burning Kiev and somehow managed to survive.

His bravery, and his courage, place him head-and-shoulders above any other President.

Posted by: The Media! at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)

83 >>>56 I saw Pervert Reform School open for The Ramones at CBGB back in '77.

I was a fan of Pervert Reform School from their first EP, before their original drummer died of an overdose.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (C1Zwz)

84 Speaking of brain dead did Joe just give the Gettysburg address in Poland? The "media" is going bonkers over how fantastic it was.... Must have been terrible if they are going this overboard

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

85 whoopass is the reason God invented clothes

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (us2H3)

86 Whoopi is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (q3ANs)

87 >>>Here is the great irony...Haley is 51 and Kamala is 58. They would never ever say this about Kamala.

she looks like a baseball glove that was left out in the rain and then a botoxstorm

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (C1Zwz)

88 Whoopie so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (53oGX)

89 Someone needs to tell CNN/MSNBC that opinionated, gay black men are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (cFfmw)

90
Whoopi Goldberg follows the Jonah Goldberg Diet Plan.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (C1Zwz)

91 So . . . I was correct then when I said this creepy pervert wasn't going to get fired? He's acing too many AA points: black, gay, dumb as fuck, leftwing as fuck, black, gay, and willing to say and do anything to advance the leftwing cause, no matter how shameless or humiliating. Come to think of it, CNN probably wishes they had a dozen more Don LeMons.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

92 Whoopi is so fat she has her own zip code.

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (q3ANs)

93 Speaking of the sharp as a tack Biden, in Poland he talks about growing up surrounded by Polish people in his neighborhood. Hmmm, so went to a black church after attending Catholic church on Sundays, in a Puerto Rican neighborhood that had many Polish immigrants living there.

We know that he is mentally compromised, how about a lie detector test after every time he opens his yap.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (oiNtH)

94 she looks like a baseball glove that was left out in the rain and then a botoxstorm
Posted by: ace at February 21, 202

Which one ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (bs+z0)

95 46 Good god, is there anyone uglier than Whoppie Goldberg? What an ever-loving beast of a body and face. She doesn't even have an ounce of intelligence. That is one person who got the short shrift when it came to...well, just about everything.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:12 PM (sVtYq)

I think she prolly has a healthy dose of gravity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (pohLc)

96 I wonder what "listen and learn" means.

********

It's from Fisher-Price™
You pull a string, the pointer spins around until it poinnts at a prominent female celebrity who then harangues you for 2 minutes.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (ykeLU)

97 37 Don Lemon should be sentenced to 400 hours of hot monkey sex with Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2023 12:10 PM (tkR6S)

I am sure they could explore new frontiers in personal hygiene together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

98 Pervert Reform School

Is this school coed? because school girl uniforms might be counterproductive.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (cupoy)

99 65 Somehow, a characteristic that should be one of the least interesting attributes of a person (sexual preference) has become the Most Important Thing Ever. Not competence, not creativeness, not skills, not reliability, not intelligence.
It's insanity.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 21, 2023 12:14 PM (jTmQV)

I don't care who a person has sex with... I really don't. BUT like with Race, it is constantly shoved in my face, and I am told I MUST celebrate their chosen lifestyle... and the problem is just that, Lifestyle. Its the Militant Gays and Trans who CHOSE those behaviors, that anger me.

Just like Young Black America deciding that GANG Culture is somehow a Race. I don't care if you are Black, White, Asian, or Hispanice.... you embrace that culture by choice? I'm not going to trust you and WILL treat you differently... because you have CHOSEN to embrace a culture which celebrated Lawlessness.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (oHd/0)

100 Lemon would’ve been on better ground just saying women go all crazy when they hit menopause.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 21, 2023 12:19 PM (AY9ve)

101 This is all silly. It's just dumb stump speech stuff. Congress will never agree to any kind of mental acuity testing. If they did, 79% of congress would be put in a retirement home and given applesauce to eat while they watch jeopardy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (6VKyY)

102 Kamala is so dumb, she failed the STD Test.

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (q3ANs)

103 We know that he is mentally compromised, how about a lie detector test after every time he opens his yap.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (oiNtH)

The sad part is he was always like this even before the dementia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)

104 The purple crayons taste the best!

Posted by: Joey Crayola at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (wrJpE)

105 Whoopie so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (53oGX)

106 How long until Rolling Stone magazine features a glamour cover photo of the commie fuck who killed a Temple University officer?

https://bit.ly/3lXQTmZ

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:20 PM (eyxn4)

107 whoopie so fat she has to have a highway escort when she goes for a walk

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (us2H3)

108 90
Whoopi Goldberg follows the Jonah Goldberg Diet Plan.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:18 PM (C1Zwz)

Hot dogs and sandwiches, birm

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (53oGX)

109 How long before Don's mangina is no longer prime? What's the tell-tail sign? Hemorrhoids? Polyps? Calluses?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (Jg7EG)

110 Don Lemon is totally right about one thing though....more hot chick's with big boobs, less Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (cFfmw)

111 Whoopi is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell, "taxi!"

Posted by: Veritas at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (q3ANs)

112 yeah, us oldsters can't wrap our heads around social media. that's why being forced to watch your neighbor's vacation slides was a running joke for the last half of the 20th century. now everyone is that asshole neighbor.

Posted by: x at February 21, 2023 12:21 PM (ZBPE2)

113 BTW, Adam Kinzinger decided to unload the chickenhawk argument on a Twitter commenter mocking the Navy's elimination of physical fitness requirements.

You're not allowed to opine on the military unless you've served in the military, you see.

Good to know that Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and Anthony Blinken are all unqualified to opine on the military.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (2tUFv)

114 Whoopie so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (53oGX)

115 Speaking of brain dead did Joe just give the Gettysburg address in Poland? The "media" is going bonkers over how fantastic it was.... Must have been terrible if they are going this overboard
Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

heh good one

He is gonna look really dumb if Ukrania loses.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (NtVYv)

116 Whoopie is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (N39Ws)

117 If it would be a conservative who made these comments all the Leftists would be up in arms to burn the guy in a pyre

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (6L4oM)

118 lol, where are you guys getting all these fat jokes?

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (C1Zwz)

119 CNN are-educator: Ok, Don. When a co-worker makes a statement you disagree with, how should you react?

Lemon Party: Rub my taint finger in her face?

Re-educator: (puts face in palm while rubbing temple) Ok...let's try this again.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (Edjcx)

120 Where do I sign up for the applesauce and Jeopardy?

Posted by: Me So Ronery at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (wrJpE)

121
Faux Republican Ana Navarro - a circle -

LOL! She be round.


Just like a circle, baby!

https://youtu.be/3U7ABo8BDM0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

122 The speech we all 'been waiting for : "President Joe Biden told Polish President Andrzej Duda that he wanted to add a 'ski' to his last name as a kid, because he grew up surrounded by so many Polish immigrants. "

😳

Thanks, I guess ?

---Polish President

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (V13WU)

123 73 BTW, Haley's demand that Presidential candidates "take a mental acuity test" is idiotic and dangerous.

It is supremely stupid. And yes, very dangerous. Just like I view Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (sVtYq)

Interesting thought... would you trust a person who can't drive a CAR, to drive the whole Country?


Gonna have to think on this a bit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (oHd/0)

124 Who are these women that take umbrage that God is referred to in the masculine?
Putin mocks Church of England's plan to use gender-neutral terms for God as an example of how the West 'don't know what they are doing' during state-of-the-nation address
https://mol.im/a/11775339

Are they going to change The Lord's Prayer? "Our Spirit-Parent ......"

Posted by: Ciampino - Wow a M.Ed. spec. in Women Studies at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (qfLjt)

125 Whoopie is so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (N39Ws)

126 6 clips of the whales on the view?! What'd y'all do to piss off Lamont?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (MGB5H)

127 Here is the great irony...Haley is 51 and Kamala is 58. They would never ever say this about Kamala. Notice not a single one of the leftist simps have brought that up.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 21, 2023 12:16 PM (Y+l9t)

Mooch O is 59
Not that I listen to that hateful woman anyway

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (9qHsE)

128 exactly
eventually they eat their own
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:04 PM (9qHsE)

so you're saying whoopie is Pizza the Hut?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (nXhwP)

129 "And I suggest you give yourself a Cheat Day on Principles as well."

We need to have a lot more Cheat Days and do some house cleaning.

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (Zs294)

130 Biden has the mental acuity of a disembodied rat scrotum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (pohLc)

131 The ladies on The View are nasty hags.

I can't believe that they get over 2 million viewers.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

132 I grew up in a neighborhood where we enjoyed kielbasi Po Boys served up on some of that Dago bread.

Joe (Cool Jam) Bidenski

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (lz5hY)

133 "Pervert Reform School"

Hmmmm . . . what kind of perverts and what do they look like? Because I might want to submit an application.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

134 Whoopie is so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (N39Ws)


heh

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (9qHsE)

135 51 is Generation X. So yes, a new generation from the last two Boomer presidents. STFU, Caryn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (DRSnL)

136 Whoopie so fat she left the house in high heels and came back with flip-flops.


-- ace, I admit I googled em up because I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (53oGX)

137 You'd think Whoopi could afford a gastric band.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (4vi12)

138 Whoopie broke her leg and gravy poured out..

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (NtVYv)

139 Whoopi is more ugly inside than out. Pwetty fugly

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (9qHsE)

140 There is reason to believe that Jordan Fuchs, Georgia’s Deputy Secretary of State, who was on the call with President Trump and others, taped the call from Florida.
Georgia is a one-party consent state, but Florida is a two-party consent state, making it illegal to record in Florida without informing the other parties to the call.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (RHGPo)

141 Since the Libs cannot identify or define a woman, do they still have Women's Studies departments and courses in woke colleges?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Wow a M.Ed. spec. in Women Studies at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (qfLjt)

142 whoopie so fat she is required to embroider "WIDE LOAD" on her britches

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (us2H3)

143 yeah, us oldsters can't wrap our heads around social media. that's why being forced to watch your neighbor's vacation slides was a running joke for the last half of the 20th century. now everyone is that asshole neighbor.

***

Based on the current culture's direction, everyone in the year 2087 is going to have at least 3,000 pictures of their great-grandmother's asshole.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (wb1YC)

144 How long until Rolling Stone magazine features a glamour cover photo of the commie fuck who killed a Temple University officer?

He's left-wing, upper class, and committed his crime in a jurisdiction with a Soros DA.

He'll be treated very gently.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

145 >>>-- ace, I admit I googled em up because I couldn't resist.

i thought maybe, but they're all good

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (C1Zwz)

146
It's only hypocritical in the theoretical sense, at this time.

If we still lived in a country with a broad respect for individual rights, balanced against the rights of employers and the state and the majority of voters, inside a representative system of government strictly bounded by a Constitutional framework?

Then yeah - it would be unseemly and hypocritical to celebrate this subliterate rump ranger being packed off to a brainwashing facility by his spooky corporate overlord.

But all of that shit went by the boards awhile ago. Now it's just a game of who suffers at the hands of whom, our segment of the population is almost always at the short of the stick, and you celebrate your wins where you get them, because an argument from principle is nothing more than academic folderol.

I say give him the full Ludovico. Staple his eyelids to his forehead and make him watch every episode of The View.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (oINRc)

147 Donald Trump did take a mental acuity test, idiots -- don't you remember pressuring him to take one, and then making fun of him for reporting he passed?

For standard liberals history began when they were born.
For liberal journalists', history begins each morning.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (B6Cvd)

148 The ladies on The View are nasty hags.

I can't believe that they get over 2 million viewers.
Posted by: redridinghood

Ya gotta remember the number of TVs that are left on that channel after watching the morning weather and leaving the house.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (MGB5H)

149 Sonny Hostin said it was chilly out and Whoopie went and grabbed a bowl

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (NtVYv)

150 Kamala is so dumb, she watched the entire Ant Man and Wasp piece of shit, garbage, waste of life movie.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (8Voqu)

151 Whoopie so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (53oGX)

152 Interesting thought... would you trust a person who can't drive a CAR, to drive the whole Country?


Gonna have to think on this a bit.
Posted by: Romeo13


If you force a commercial pilot to retire at 61 because he's too feeble to fly, why are you going to let an 80 yr old pilot the country?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (KC80S)

153 137 You'd think Whoopi could afford a gastric band.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (4vi12)

I saw Gastric Band open for.........................

well, you know the thing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (us2H3)

154 Whoopie so fat, she uses her VCR for a beeper.

Posted by: 80s Fat Mama Jokes at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (wrJpE)

155 Whoopi destroying a KFC would rival Godzilla and Tokyo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (4vi12)

156 Whoopi's so fat she wore a VCR on her belt and it looked like a pager.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (iKBwy)

157 Donald Trump did take a mental acuity test, idiots -- don't you remember pressuring him to take one, and then making fun of him for reporting he passed?

For standard liberals history began when they were born.
For liberal journalists', history begins each morning.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (B6Cvd)


A very stable genius"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (NtVYv)

158 Whoopi once fell in love.
And broke it.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (wb1YC)

159 Whoopie so fat that on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (53oGX)

160 Whoopi's not really that ugly; what you're seeing is distortion of light beams due to her gravitational pull.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (bhRsz)

161 They will strap him down to a chair, keep his eyes open with metal clips, and show endless vids of Third Reich whilst playing electronic Beethoven.

Posted by: Bruce Springsweenie at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

162
He better not try any preversions or he'll get his head blown off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (MoZTd)

163 Damn, that's some creepy horde mind.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (iKBwy)

164 Florida bill bans dogs from sticking heads out of car windows, sets other rules for dogs and cats

.. now, keep your head in the car Mr LeMon

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (RHGPo)

165 Whoopi's so fat she wore a VCR on her belt and it looked like a pager.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (iKBwy)

oh , we are showing our age now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (NtVYv)

166 Whoopi is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, "one person at a time, please."

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (DRSnL)

167 Whoopi so fat she has to go through life sideways

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:26 PM (/6GbT)

168 I wonder who is teaching the class?

And this is truth:

"Did LeMon with his absurdly bloated ego -- how does someone with an IQ that flirts with the "profoundly retarded" range have such a massive ego? -- eagerly agree to this new "training"?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (DcKNO)

169 Whoopie so fat she left the house in high heels and came back with flip-flops.


-- ace, I admit I googled em up because I couldn't resist.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (53oGX)

so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to take two trips.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (CjHGv)

170 Maybe everybody at CNN will resign, creating a veritable Singularity of Stupid.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (sWM8x)

171 Whoopie so fat her blood type is Ragu

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (53oGX)

172 When Whoopi goes out to eat, they don't give her a menu. They give her an estimate.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (wb1YC)

173 Normally , I do not make fun of heavy people, but ...in the spirit of Cheat Day on Principles....

Whoopie so fat, when she visits the zoo, all the animals hide their food.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (V13WU)

174
When Whoopi goes out in a yellow dress, kids try to climb aboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:27 PM (oINRc)

175 Ya gotta remember the number of TVs that are left on that channel after watching the morning weather and leaving the house.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (MGB5H)
********
I fear a lot of women's only news source is the View.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (NpAcC)

176 If Don would just publicly identify as a woman, he could replace Barbara Walters on The View and then be as bitchy as "she" likes. Problem solved.

I mean, he's halfway there already.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (2RBkF)

177 Whoopie is so fat her shadow has bad knees.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (xPJvm)

178 Whoopi doesn't have a fitness trainer. She has a groundskeeper.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (wb1YC)

179 113 BTW, Adam Kinzinger decided to unload the chickenhawk argument on a Twitter commenter mocking the Navy's elimination of physical fitness requirements.

You're not allowed to opine on the military unless you've served in the military, you see.

Good to know that Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and Anthony Blinken are all unqualified to opine on the military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (2tUFv)

Hmmmm... well... seeing as how I got MAX scores on my last 12 USN Physical Readiness Tests... oh, and RAN the Fat Boy Program on my last ship.... is it OK for ME to have an opinion?

Its stupid. Period. Another degradation of Military standards that are there FOR A GOOD REASON.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (oHd/0)

180
I've uh got to uh-uh, later today

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (vwCZJ)

181 He's left-wing, upper class, and committed his crime in a jurisdiction with a Soros DA.

I read on Twitter that increasing numbers of males in wealthy suburban Bucks County Pennsylvania are like this guy - embracing the gangster lifestyle on social media.

The cultural poison is starting to seep out of the central city.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (2tUFv)

182
Whoopi's belt-size is "equator."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (oINRc)

183 Whoopie so fat that when Obi-one Kenobi saw her he said "That's no moon... "

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (53oGX)

184 Joey Bidetski?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (e/Ar7)

185 135 51 is Generation X. So yes, a new generation from the last two Boomer presidents. STFU, Caryn.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (DRSnL)

Joe Biden is Silent Generation so more than one generation different.

Posted by: Someguy's phone at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (b2spy)

186 bonhomme looks like another Leftist murder as I suspected.
Keep ramping it up Democrats Propaganda Ministry until a war starts.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (6L4oM)

187 Whoopi's ass has its own congressman.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (wb1YC)

188 The ladies on The View are nasty hags.

I can't believe that they get over 2 million viewers.

==

Sad, isn't it? It's so very hard for me to believe anyone, any woman, would want to watch those ignorant cretins. They are all just so loathsome, so unlikeable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

189 As a cruelty enthusiast myself, I'm rooting for more on-air humiliation.

Posted by: Victor D. H. at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (QkAcu)

190 177 Whoopie is so fat her shadow has bad knees.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (xPJvm)

I broke out laughing in the office..

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (53oGX)

191 I have Judgement At Nuremberg on. Spencer Tracy was 61 during the filming. I guess Jamesons is not high on the list for keeping a youthful appearance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (lz5hY)

192 Whoopi's so fat her name is Whoopi

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

193 When Whoopi wears heels, she strikes oil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (oINRc)

194 You'd think Whoopi could afford a gastric band.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (4vi12)

I saw Gastric Band open for They Might Be Gunts at the Hippodrome. We had to watch the Jumbotron in the parking lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (tkR6S)

195 Whoopie so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (sWM8x)

196 Joe Robinettski Bidetski.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (V13WU)

197 Whoopi is so fat, when she sits on a quarter George Washington cries.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (8Voqu)

198 Whoopie so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (53oGX)

199 Ya gotta remember the number of TVs that are left on that channel after watching the morning weather and leaving the house.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 21, 2023 12:25 PM (MGB5H)
********
I fear a lot of women's only news source is the View.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (NpAcC)


you are correct

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (9qHsE)

200 But all of that shit went by the boards awhile ago. Now it's just a game of who suffers at the hands of whom, our segment of the population is almost always at the short of the stick, and you celebrate your wins where you get them, because an argument from principle is nothing more than academic folderol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (oINRc)

———

Exactly! And that’s why I supported Trump in 2016, 2020 and probably in 2024.

I’ll support the person that will most likely make the other side suffer.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (AY9ve)

201 122 The speech we all 'been waiting for : "President Joe Biden told Polish President Andrzej Duda that he wanted to add a 'ski' to his last name as a kid, because he grew up surrounded by so many Polish immigrants. "

😳

Thanks, I guess ?

---Polish President
Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:23 PM (V13WU)

Embuste

Posted by: Juan in Puerto Rico at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (qwO6y)

202 For all the comments about how ugly Whoopi is (and she is), she looks exactly like she wants to looks. She determined somewhere along the way that she was going to be a scourge on the earth, darken places of light, defecate on beauty, and fill the air with foul smelling screeches.

She has accomplished her goal of making the world around her a worse place than she found it. She purposefully and methodically blasphemes the Lord her Creator by living the most trash existence she could and as a result, she looks just like the life she leads. I'm going to assume she is proud of the ugliness she wears.

Aren't you thankful you aren't her?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (sI15f)

203 Whoopi is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (wb1YC)

204 Whack.
Thank you sir, May I have another.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (N4uob)

205
Whoopi's car has stretch marks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (oINRc)

206 I'm wondering why homosexuals, especially those with pending assault charges against them, get so many get out of jail free cards.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (lTGtQ)

207 whoopi is so fat, when she plays hopscotch its - new your - philly - cleveland - chicago....

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (nXhwP)

208 Whoopie so fat her blood type is Ragu
==
I lost a bet, okay. That's all I can say.

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (zy4CU)

209 Whoopi is so fat Don Lemon thought her butt hole was a black hole.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (53oGX)

210 Whoopi so fat she has quarters in one pocket and yen in the other

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (/6GbT)

211 Whoopie is so fat her shadow has bad knees.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 21, 2023 12:28 PM (xPJvm)

I broke out laughing in the office..
Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (53oGX)


lol

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (9qHsE)

212
Whoopi Goldberg is so fat that when she wants a submarine sandwich, the Sixth Fleet goes on alert.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (C1Zwz)

213 206 Protected species.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (lz5hY)

214 >> Whoopie is so fat her shadow has bad knees.

lol

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (C1Zwz)

215 I fear a lot of women's only news source is the View.

Instapundit noted years ago that conservatives need to be buying women's magazines.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

216 I have Judgement At Nuremberg on. Spencer Tracy was 61 during the filming. I guess Jamesons is not high on the list for keeping a youthful appearance.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 12:29 PM (lz5hY)


This weekend I saw a picture of the chick who played Violet Beauregard in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. She is 60 years old in this picture.
https://is.gd/K2SqWt

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

217 Whoopi’s so fat, she’s got decaglycerides in her blood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (ohFNB)

218 Whoopi once went to the carnival and rode the carousel.

They had to put the horse down.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (wb1YC)

219 212
Whoopi Goldberg is so fat that when she wants a submarine sandwich, the Sixth Fleet goes on alert.
Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (C1Zwz

Lolol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (6VKyY)

220 Joe Bidenski must have given some speech.. Evidently he says he's saving the whole World or something..... Forget senility, he's now showing delusions of grandeur...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:32 PM (bs+z0)

221 121
Faux Republican Ana Navarro - a circle -

LOL! She be round.

Just like a circle, baby!

https://youtu.be/3U7ABo8BDM0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 12:22 PM (63Dwl)
----
Reminded me of
----
Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
.... from Windmills of Your Mind.

Posted by: Ciampino -- M.Ed. spec. in Women Studies at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (qfLjt)

222 Please, please, please, have CNN fire Don Finger LeMon, so I can see him betting for change on street corners.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (d2bW3)

223 I’ll support the person that will most likely make the other side suffer.

********************

I will support Trump or DeSantis and no one else.

Well maybe Lauren Boebert too if she's willing to do a leg lock on my face Police Academy style.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (VTu1l)

224 For all the comments about how ugly Whoopi is (and she is), she looks exactly like she wants to looks. She determined somewhere along the way that she was going to be a scourge on the earth, darken places of light, defecate on beauty, and fill the air with foul smelling screeches.

She has accomplished her goal of making the world around her a worse place than she found it. She purposefully and methodically blasphemes the Lord her Creator by living the most trash existence she could and as a result, she looks just like the life she leads. I'm going to assume she is proud of the ugliness she wears.

Aren't you thankful you aren't her?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (sI15f)


amen

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (9qHsE)

225
whoopie goldberg is so ugly that all the mirrors in her house are turned backwards because the mirrors are sick of this shit

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (C1Zwz)

226 He'll be treated very gently.
Posted by: The ARC

He better hope so as his fellow inmates won't.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

227 Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 21, 2023 12:30 PM (sI15f)

--

Very, very well put, Miss Issippi.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (sVtYq)

228 Whoopi so fat she has quarters in one pocket and yen in the other
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (/6GbT)


LOL, that's a good one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (DRSnL)

229 Whoopie rocking the Brian Dennehy look.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (N4EtY)

230 Whoopi's so fat Brian Dennehy has exclusive rights to play her on screen.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

231 Will one of you damned journalists I overpay tell me who ranks higher on the victim scale at this instant?

A. Gay black male.
B. White women who can give birth.

I can't make a mistake on this one. CNN is watched by all true Social Justice Warriors and Merritt Garland's social justice enforcers.

Posted by: Chris Licht at February 21, 2023 12:33 PM (AMIL/)

232 Haters... We don't use "Fat"... It's now enormous....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (bs+z0)

233 Whoopi so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (53oGX)

234
whoopi goldberg couldn't get laid in a prison with a pocket full of pardons

whoopi goldberg couldn't get laid in a kennel with a pocket full of snausages

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (C1Zwz)

235
When G-d said "let there be light," Whoopi had to step out of the way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (oINRc)

236 I feel so guilty for laughing, hehe

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (9qHsE)

237 Whoopie is so fat her shadow has bad knees.


Shots fired! Shots fired!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (KC80S)

238 Whoopi puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (wb1YC)

239 Whoopie so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (V13WU)

240 Joe Bidenski must have given some speech.. Evidently he says he's saving the whole World or something..... Forget senility, he's now showing delusions of grandeur...

After his Stunning and Brave trip to Keeeeev, Senile Joe is now well-qualified to become World Savior.

With your tax dollars, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)

241 Excess gravity is the proper term now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:34 PM (6VKyY)

242
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

243 Georgia is a one-party consent state, but Florida is a two-party consent state, making it illegal to record in Florida without informing the other parties to the call.
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 12:24 PM (RHGPo)

If Trump was still in office during the call... Federal Policy says all Presidential phone calls are recorded.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oHd/0)

244 210 Whoopi so fat she has quarters in one pocket and yen in the other
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (/6GbT)

Hmmm. That is pretty fat (if I understand the joke.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

245 Whoopi so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (53oGX)

246 Whoopie is so fat she almost got shot down by Biden

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (NtVYv)

247 >>>Well maybe Lauren Boebert too if she's willing to do a leg lock on my face Police Academy style.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

SECONDED!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (d2bW3)

248 Miss Issippi

Poetry (dabs a tear).

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (N4EtY)

249 Why is no one pointing out how much worse Whoopi is making climate change due to her huge carbon emitting land mass?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (VTu1l)

250 Whoopi got arrested for showing 50 pounds of crack.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (8Voqu)

251 242
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

Lol. That's a new one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (6VKyY)

252 Whoopi so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

253 Whoopi got on a talking scale one time and it said "Daaaaaamn...."

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (wb1YC)

254 Ted Danson hit that. Let that sink in and fuel your nightmares.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (sVtYq)

255 So how did Whoopi gain traction in Hollywood? it couldn't have been the casting couch, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

256 Whoopie is so fat she has pepperoni sticks for hair

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (NtVYv)

257 Excess gravity gravy is the proper term now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (KC80S)

258 Whoopi so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (53oGX)

259
Whoopi doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (oINRc)

260 Whoopi so fat that movie theaters paid to rent her butt cheeks as screens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)

261
whoopi goldberg is like school on sunday.

No Class.

(this is all I can remember from Fat Albert)

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (C1Zwz)

262 Whoopi so fat, at school she sat next to everybody.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (DRSnL)

263 152 Interesting thought... would you trust a person who can't drive a CAR, to drive the whole Country?

Running a country doesn't require muscle memory or quick reactions (as I like to say in a plane you have procedures and checklists and usually time to work them unless you're flying Red Flag/Blue Angels, you have far less time to react when that lifted F350 merges on top of you)

Presidentin does require judgment, reflection and sentience. We ain't got much of that now.

So yeah I might.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (8erNz)

264 Whoopi so fat she has quarters in one pocket and yen in the other
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:31 PM (/6GbT)

Hmmm. That is pretty fat (if I understand the joke.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)


perfect in so many ways
the commie

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (9qHsE)

265 How many Hail Marys for laughing at these?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (6VKyY)

266 >>>254 Ted Danson hit that. Let that sink in and fuel your nightmares.

You're welcome.

Posted by: The Make-a-Wish Foundation for Fat Ugly People at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (C1Zwz)

267 Another deadly fire this time in Florida?
https://is.gd/9pI15s

Posted by: Ciampino - red faces all round at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (qfLjt)

268 Whoopi skipped lunch and McDonald's stock crashed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (zZu0s)

269
Whoopi invented the iPad when she sat on an iPod.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (oINRc)

270 Whoopi is truly pitiable now, she has embraced the dark side.

Still wouldn't turn my back on her. Asking for trouble that.

So who has the greater gravitational effect? Whoopi or Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (e/Ar7)

271 Whoopi is so fat astronomers are using her as a gravitational lens.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (w9Wax)

272
When Whoopi goes out in a yellow dress, kids try to climb aboard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Who doesn't love a yellow Whoopi?

Posted by: Kamala at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

273 Why all the hate on dumpy Rastafarians?!

Posted by: Whoopie at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (ZC8hN)

274 I haven’t seen Ted Danson around lately. Are we quite sure that Whoopi didn’t eat him?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (ohFNB)

275 I was in a safety training course led by an atractive woman. The company pervert was in the session. The woman asked the class how chemicals could enter the bosy. One person offered "trough the skin", another said "you can breath it in".

She picked pervo to answer and he said "Rectally!" and just stared at the woman with his pervo grin.

I nearly blew out an artery trying to contain myself.

Posted by: pawn at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (wsHtO)

276 Whoopi so fat after sex she smokes a ham

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (/6GbT)

277 From Instapundit:

When they don’t tell you the race.

Yeah, some black teenagers in Oakland/Berkeley have been stealing cars and using them to hit white bicyclists, and is grimly amusing to watch the local media desperately dance around that fact and try to ignore it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (2tUFv)

278 Ted Danson hit that. Let that sink in and fuel your nightmares.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (sVtYq)


makes you wonder if marriage of convenience
like Jackson and Presley

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (9qHsE)

279 Ted Danson hit that. Let that sink in and fuel your nightmares.

************

I think all this proves is that Ted Danson is ghey

And trans, but mostly ghey

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (VTu1l)

280 ... how does someone with an IQ that flirts with the "profoundly retarded" range have such a massive ego?

---------

Uhm ... that narrows it down to about half the country.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (pzI/F)

281 what do they even say about wimmins in these soviet reducation camps?

men bad, women good. over and over?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (MLrvz)

282
Whoopi got baptized at Sea World.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (oINRc)

283 whoopi goldberg couldn't get laid in a kennel with a pocket full of snausages

Those don't last long in her pocket, and no dogs even involved.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (N4EtY)

284 So how did Whoopi gain traction in Hollywood? it couldn't have been the casting couch, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

Prolly a casting forklift, in her case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (tkR6S)

285 bosy=body.

Geeze.....

Posted by: pawn at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (wsHtO)

286 I was in a safety training course led by an atractive woman. The company pervert was in the session. The woman asked the class how chemicals could enter the bosy. One person offered "trough the skin", another said "you can breath it in".

She picked pervo to answer and he said "Rectally!" and just stared at the woman with his pervo grin.

I nearly blew out an artery trying to contain myself.
Posted by: pawn at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (wsHtO)

I just laughed my ass off at this

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (NtVYv)

287 Whoopi is so fat that I recovered 2 GB of storage when I deleted the selfie she sent me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

288 257 Excess gravity gravy is the proper term now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Gravy is to gravity as equality is to equity.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (8erNz)

289 How does any guest escape the combined gravity well of Whoopi Goldberg and Ana Navarro?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

290 280 ... how does someone with an IQ that flirts with the "profoundly retarded" range have such a massive ego?

---------

Uhm ... that narrows it down to about half the country.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 12:38 PM (pzI/F)

And 3/4ths of the US Government.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (oHd/0)

291 >>>276 Whoopi so fat after sex she smokes a ham

lol

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (C1Zwz)

292 284 So how did Whoopi gain traction in Hollywood? it couldn't have been the casting couch, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

She wasn't always so huge..... Almost pleasing looking in her Youth

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (bs+z0)

293 Another deadly fire this time in Florida?
https://is.gd/9pI15s
Posted by: Ciampino - red faces all round at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (qfLjt)


This stuff doesn't seem to happen in Blue states huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (anj39)

294 How does any guest escape the combined gravity well of Whoopi Goldberg and Ana Navarro?

Posted by: That Northern skulker



How does light escape it?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (lTGtQ)

295 Another deadly fire this time in Florida?
https://is.gd/9pI15s
Posted by: Ciampino - red faces all round at February 21, 2023 12:37 PM (qfLjt)


we are at war

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (9qHsE)

296 Frank Langella, Ted Danson, Timothy Dalton.... what in the wide world of sports was going on there ????

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (V13WU)

297 I highly doubt President of Poland's Duda is fooled by Bidenski's dumb remarks. He knows who Poland's friends are in the US and it isn't Biden and his left wing toadies.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (oiNtH)

298 Whoopi is so fat that I recovered 2 GB of storage when I deleted the selfie she sent me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)


HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (DRSnL)

299 Whoopi's so fat, she spits butter...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2023 12:40 PM (nXhwP)

300
When Whoopi goes out in heels, she comes home in flats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (oINRc)

301
Yeah, but can Don Lemon do this training in high heels?

I can!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (NSvtg)

302 men bad, women good. over and over?

**************

If you've ever seen that clusterfuck of a woke incoherent mess Olivia Wilde directed, it's like that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (VTu1l)

303 Whoopi's so fat, her blood type is gravy.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (8Voqu)

304 Whoopi so fat, when she went to bungee jumping, she broke the earth’s crust. Thankfully it was easy to locate her next of chins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

305 Anybody in Warsaw asked Biden yet about the Nordstream pipelines?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (2tUFv)

306 284 So how did Whoopi gain traction in Hollywood? it couldn't have been the casting couch, right?

Go search "K4 Pacific" and tell me what's needed for "traction"

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (8erNz)

307 How many abortions had Whoopi had?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (eGTCV)

308 Like my Mama said, Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Names Will Never Harm Me.

Too bad progressives are unable to live by those wise words.

Never let them see you cry, ladies. That is what gives them control over you.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (7LPlC)

309 You know, and you can goolog it, that fags are past their prime when they don't make noise when they fart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (17s+e)

310 Whoopi so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (53oGX)

311 "Training" About How To Respect Women
_________

It's on Google. Look it up, Don.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (lf83v)

312 BREAKING: Hunter Biden Appointed Principal of -- and will Serve as Role Model for -- CNN's New Pervert Reform School. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (pzI/F)

313 Whoopi’s perfected the seafood diet. If she can see it, she can eat it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (zZu0s)

314 Whoopi so fat, after sex she smokes a ham!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (bhRsz)

315 300
When Whoopi goes out in heels, she comes home in flats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:41 PM (oINRc)

The Biden Administration has written an Executive Order forbidding Whoopie from wearing high heals.

She was striking oil in Southern California again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (oHd/0)

316
Alternative post title:

The Same Fake News Channel That Welcomed Back Serial Public Masturbator, Jeff Toobin, Forces Pickle Smoocher Don Lemon To "Sensitive Women Training"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (NSvtg)

317 I'd know what to do with Whoopi's cushion!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (wrJpE)

318 The Borg tried to absorb her but she absorbed them instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (63Dwl)

319 307 How many abortions had Whoopi had?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (eGTCV)

I dunno, it is like Dachau in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)

320 When whoopie goes in the water at the beach, sea level rises.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (N4EtY)

321 251 242
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

Lol. That's a new one!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (6VKyY)
----
I like that.
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "Please Turn Over"
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "Hey, only one at the time please".

Posted by: Ciampino - red faces all round ... wait at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (qfLjt)

322 Whoops so far flesh eating bacteria pushed away from the table.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (eGTCV)

323 Whoopi is so fat and dumb that when someone told her it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and left the building.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

324 Whoopi is so fat, every time she farts Iowa gets rain.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (wb1YC)

325 Didn't Barnum and Bailey sue Whoopi for stealing one of their tents to wear to the Oscars?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (lTGtQ)

326 Damn, Whoopie must be relieved that they've banned whale-hunting in the U.S.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (pzI/F)

327 318 The Borg tried to absorb her but she absorbed them instead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 12:43 PM (63Dwl)

Like the "Trapper Keeper" South Park episode.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

328 And I suggest you give yourself a Cheat Day on Principles as well.

That's all well and good, but if you want to be like me, you can't give yourself a Cheat Day on Leg Day.

Never skip Leg Day!

Posted by: Brian "SX McSheen" Stelter at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

329 Whoopi removed all the fattening food from her house. It was delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)

330 Mental acuity tests are a horrible idea, and any conservative pushing them needs their own head examined.

Are they really so stupid and short sighted that they can't see the laughably predictable result of actually putting them in place?

The Deep State would immediately staff the group responsible for administering them with raging liberals who would rubber stamp even basket cases like Feinstein and Biden, but who would declare conservatives like Trump or MTG 'unfit'.

It actually causes me physical pain that conservatives don't understand how easily a 'mental acuity test' requirement would be subverted by the left.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (setIA)

331 So how did Whoopi gain traction in Hollywood? it couldn't have been the casting couch, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

I actually enjoyed her movies Sister Act, Ghost, etc. It's like a lot of entertainers who when not reading their lines, pretend that they have actually important things to say and fail.

Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2023 12:44 PM (oiNtH)

332 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SUCK IT, LEMON!

HOWS THE ASS OF 1000000 ANGRY POST PRIME WAMMENS TASTE?

Posted by: The progressive stack at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (0Qrr3)

333 I can't looking at Whoopi let alone listening to her. She looks like a desiccated buffalo turd with hair sticking out of it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (D25PY)

334 I'm pretty sure the set of The View is epicly flatulence.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (eGTCV)

335
Yo mama jokes are old and overused...

JUST LIKE YO MAMA

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (oINRc)

336 So Putin renounces the Nuclear Treaty.
Way to go Joe.
No wonder when I open a new window, the first thing I see is a link to How to Survive a Nuclear War.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (anj39)

337 It also takes balls for the borderline brain-damaged Sonny Hostin to propose a mental acuity test for anyone else.

---------

It's almost as if the mentally retarded have no idea that they're mentally retarded.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (pzI/F)

338 I hope poor Don Lemon has to endure an actual Karen struggle session as part of his reprogramming.

I don't really care if Nikki runs or not. I assume it's a grift job for anyone trying to run for POTUS against trump or Desantis. But the own goal Nikki has caused to the left... if she gets Lemon off the airwaves, her grift game is worth it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (+mkOR)

339 I am truly amazed that Retardo didn't tell the President of Poland we have a song about him. "De camp town ladies sing dis song, Duda, Duda".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (lz5hY)

340 He's going to find a noose laying around. That thot isn't going away quietly.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (OUiUM)

341 look

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (D25PY)

342 Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

343 Whoopie was the model for the Chinese balloon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (lf83v)

344 A man tried to go around Whoopi Goldberg but he ran out of gas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (17s+e)

345
Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

oh snap

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (oINRc)

346 listen

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (D25PY)

347 311 "Training" About How To Respect Women
_________

It's on Google. Look it up, Don.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 12:42 PM (lf83v)

Dominatrix Robbee-Grillet?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

348 It actually causes me physical pain that conservatives don't understand how easily a 'mental acuity test' requirement would be subverted by the left.

Trump would fail, and Biden would pass.

End of story.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (2tUFv)

349 remember that Harvard 'psychologist' Bandy or Brandy who was absolutely crazy about declaring Trump was unfit. Yeah she would be on the panel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (e/Ar7)

350 >>> So Putin renounces the Nuclear Treaty.
Way to go Joe.

Second look at build your own fallout bunkers?

Everything they accused Trump of possibly doing, Joe Biden had done. Including hastening on WW3.

Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (+mkOR)

351 President Dudeski, the Polish housewives in our neighborhood swore that my Mother, God rest her, made the best pirogi and potato pancakes they'd ever tasted! Not kidding. My word as a Bidenski!

Posted by: Joeski Bidenski at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

352 LeMon is testing how much crazy shit he can do as a gay black man and not get fired.

And CNN is testing how much crap they can put him through until he resigns.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (V6W16)

353 Whoopie is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make three trips.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (lf83v)

354 Whoopie's so fat when she's in port the ships can't leave.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (eyxn4)

355 So I guess rides at Legoland are right out?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (N4EtY)

356 Are they really so stupid and short sighted that they can't see the laughably predictable result of actually putting them in place?

*******************

Haley's brilliant political acumen and mental acuity is demonstrated by her very first act as a presidential candidate, which, knowing the necessity of reaching as far a republican and conservative audience as possible to present her case on why she should be nominated she

goes on CNN

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (VTu1l)

357 336 So Putin renounces the Nuclear Treaty.
Way to go Joe.
No wonder when I open a new window, the first thing I see is a link to How to Survive a Nuclear War.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 12:45 PM (anj39)

Based on intelligence he had that we were getting ready to start nuclear tests again. Something that HAS been talked about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (oHd/0)

358 > bonhomme looks like another Leftist murder as I suspected.

Agreed.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (eyxn4)

359 352 LeMon is testing how much crazy shit he can do as a gay black man and not get fired.

And CNN is testing how much crap they can put him through until he resigns.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (V6W16)

This.

Can they both lose?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM (0Qrr3)

360 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (sWM8x)

361
Women love it when you tell them to calm down and stop being hysterical.

--
Bobby Riggs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (up/3i)

362 A man tried to go around Whoopi Goldberg but he ran out of gas.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 12:46 PM


Wasn't me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)

363 Whoopi is impervious to bullets. They all go into orbit around her.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (bhRsz)

364 I think that a black homo is higher on the SJW scale than old past their prime AWFLs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (17s+e)

365 Any breaking news from the Larry Hogan campaign?

Posted by: Middle-of-the-roader at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (wrJpE)

366
Nikki Haley should be the nominee. She's a perfect GOP candidate, fully representative of the Party and its values.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:49 PM (oINRc)

367 And I suggest you give yourself a Cheat Day on Principles as well.

Principles are something you can have in a reasonably principled society. Let me know when that happens. Till then, I'm going to enjoy the laementations of the lemons.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 21, 2023 12:50 PM (ppBhU)

368 So Putin renounces the Nuclear Treaty.
Way to go Joe.
No wonder when I open a new window, the first thing I see is a link to How to Survive a Nuclear War.


Putin also ordered the Russian military to prepare for the resumption of nuclear testing.

BILD magazine in Germany and several people on Twitter are claiming that the Russian nuclear arsenal is in such bad shape that none of the Russian nukes would actually work, so we don't have to worry about them.

Putin may be inclined to disprove that hypothesis.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:50 PM (2tUFv)

369 whoopi goldberg is like school on sunday.

No Class.

(this is all I can remember from Fat Albert)

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2023 12:36 PM (C1Zwz)

She like a plastic cup, go glass.
You mean, no class.
You said it, I didn't.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 21, 2023 12:50 PM (CjHGv)

370 I think Don Lemon is proof that Pride can stop already.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 12:51 PM (eGTCV)

371 You know those earthquakes over there in Turkey/Syria?

Whoopi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:51 PM (9gDA7)

372 Schadenfreude - it's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 21, 2023 12:51 PM (XlE1Z)

373 Whoopie is so fat her butt smells like Trumps breath!

Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 21, 2023 12:51 PM (iayUP)

374 Well done. Splendid. My turn.

Whoopie Goldberg is so fat that her adipose tissue exceeds the standard body percentage by at least 5 percent, according to the Cambridge Institute of Obesity and Eating Disorders.

*guffaw, guffaw*

Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:52 PM (lf83v)

375 Today's welding shop explosion 💥 is epic. Kaboom. Black cloud.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2023 12:52 PM (OUiUM)

376 Whoopi so fat, her blood test came back molasses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:52 PM (9gDA7)

377
Don did call the Malaysian flight 370 disappearance into a black hole several years while everybody else missed it, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Auspex at February 21, 2023 12:52 PM (j4U/Z)

378 359 352 LeMon is testing how much crazy shit he can do as a gay black man and not get fired. And CNN is testing how much crap they can put him through until he resigns.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 21, 2023 12:47 PM (V6W16)

Can they both lose?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2023 12:48 PM

They both can't lose many more viewers, unless we go into some quantum realm where negative viewers are possible. Schrodinger viewers.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (JCZqz)

379 And a senile corrupt career liar and pedophile shall lead the world to burn in nuclear fire.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (17s+e)

380 BILD magazine in Germany and several people on Twitter are claiming that the Russian nuclear arsenal is in such bad shape that none of the Russian nukes would actually work, so we don't have to worry about them.

Putin may be inclined to disprove that hypothesis.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:50 PM (2tUFv)


Hmmmm....
Ill save comments for a later thread I think.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (anj39)

381 Women love it when you tell them to calm down and stop being hysterical.


When women are being hysterical, throw sandwich fixins on the counter. Their mothering instincts will kick in and they will calm down and make the guys sammiches.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (KC80S)

382 Why waste pages with the view, I don’t get it

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (gj+NS)

383 Whoopie's hair looks like turds are growing out of her head.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (T4tVD)

384 Bidet Brain Trust, "The CIA and DIA say the Russian nuclear arsenal is junk so lets keep supplying Kiev."

*boom*

"Wait whut? Why am i glowing?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (e/Ar7)

385 Whoopi Goldberg is in her late sixties. I assume from seeing her in say "Sister Act" she was reasonably attractive and slimmer and energetic and funny when younger, so why would guys who share her politics not find her a person they might like to be with when she and they were younger?

https://tinyurl.com/4w2ty7je

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (FUVRY)

386 So Don is the first fired CIA actor.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 21, 2023 12:54 PM (tVJE8)

387 BILD magazine in Germany and several people on Twitter are claiming that the Russian nuclear arsenal is in such bad shape that none of the Russian nukes would actually work, so we don't have to worry about them.

Putin may be inclined to disprove that hypothesis.

Posted by: The ARC of History!


It's, um, actually an open question whether our nukes are in any better condition.

Starting to think we're going to find out, and that it's going to be about as much a clusterfuck as anything else this century.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at February 21, 2023 12:54 PM (OUMaO)

388 Don did call the Malaysian flight 370 disappearance into a black hole several years while everybody else missed it, so he has that going for him.
_______

Once again, a Whoopie Goldberg reference.

They're everywhere!

Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:54 PM (lf83v)

389 382 Why waste pages with the view, I don’t get it
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (gj+NS)

You did not enjoy the fat jokes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (zZu0s)

390 Whoopi so fat, she shits small African nations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (9gDA7)

391 242
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

+++
LOL. Lost a mouthful of coffee on that one.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (Cje4N)

392 Never in the course of human history has so little valued itself for so little so much as Don Lemon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (FVME7)

393 Molasses and not maple syrup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (e/Ar7)

394 I think y'all are misinterpreting the situation. Don LeMon was PROMOTED to the position of lead student in a Listen and Learn Re-education class.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 21, 2023 12:55 PM (OsJrV)

395 Penguin sockitude banished. Derp.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (OUMaO)

396 When women are being hysterical, throw sandwich fixins on the counter. Their mothering instincts will kick in and they will calm down and make the guys sammiches.

*******

I tried this once and noticed at the same time the sammiches were being made my last bottle of bleach went missing

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (VTu1l)

397 Well done. Splendid. My turn.

Whoopie Goldberg is so fat that her adipose tissue exceeds the standard body percentage by at least 5 percent, according to the Cambridge Institute of Obesity and Eating Disorders.

*guffaw, guffaw*
Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:52 PM (lf83v)
---------
Better stick to doing your Bluebottle impression.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (XlE1Z)

398 Whoopi stopped going to the beach, cause urrybody keeps trying to drag her back in the water.

Posted by: Beach Bum at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (wrJpE)

399 Le-Mon should be asked to pack Whoopi's fudge -----though it would take a Ron Jeremy -sized Johnson to persevere through Whoopi 's YUGE blob and actually reach the fudge zone.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (JLoad)

400 Laughing myself silly here. The Whoopie jokes are golden.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (BdMk6)

401 Three Terabytes of Internal Military Emails to and From U.S. Special Operations Command Left Wide Open For Two Weeks

Top men.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (D25PY)

402 Rare video of Woopie coming down to Earth.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewq5xLHz8yc&t=11s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (FVME7)

403 It's not hypocritical to enjoy seeing someone being forced to live up to their standards. Especially when they force them on you.

Posted by: McDizzle at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (PuFrv)

404 Whoopie got pulled over walking down the street, the officer asked, do you have a license to tow that trailer ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (NtVYv)

405 When the airplane that Whoopi is on takes off, the Earth shifts 12 feet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (9gDA7)

406 401 Three Terabytes of Internal Military Emails to and From U.S. Special Operations Command Left Wide Open For Two Weeks

Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 12:56 PM (D25PY)

That's a lot of porn.

I'm sure it will be fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (zZu0s)

407 242
When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

It scrolls longer than the opening text in Star Wars.

Posted by: Movie Moron at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

408 The way Lemon framed his arguement a woman could only be President for one term.

She would have to be 35 to run so sworn in at 36 and first term ends when she is 40 and past her prime.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (PbwT0)

409 When asked for lists of things that black, Hispanic, and Asian people need to improve, ChatGPT responds: "No I cannot provide a list of things that a specific group of people need to improve."

But when asked what white people need to improve, it eagerly responds at length.


https://bit.ly/3YOLIVl

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (eyxn4)

410 Don is bring reminded of his place.

He can be the insulting gay black man as long a it serves the purposes of his boss, but once he steps put of line and insults his betters - middle aged light-skinned women, he's just another uppity negro.

Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (BJKQV)

411 When Whoopi gets on the scale, it says "one at a time, please."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (lTGtQ)

412 I don’t have any fat Albert Joe’s but I sometimes wonder if the view is targeting this blog with toe ads.

it’s like Clockwork orange torture with the foamy animated brushes I just can’t take anymore.

Posted by: SarahW at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (g1vnC)

413 Three Terabytes of Internal Military Emails to and From U.S. Special Operations Command Left Wide Open For Two Weeks

Top men.

******

It's Top They

Posted by: US Command, Now With Extra Equity and Inclusion at February 21, 2023 12:58 PM (VTu1l)

414 Whoopi so fat, Joe Biden now says, "Look, Whoopi"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (w9Wax)

415 When Whoopi stays at a hotel and wants to use the bidet, they run a fire hose up from the local hydrant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (9gDA7)

416 Three campaign strategists have reportedly declined leading President Joe Biden’s potential 2024 campaign, raising red flags that Democrats are concerned about the president’s chances of reelection.

Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

417 Well played. Absolutley sublime.

My turn again.

What do you get when you mix ginger with molasses?

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Oh, I am on fire. Camilla is going to love these jokes when she gets back from the dentist.

Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (lf83v)

418 > Why waste pages with the view, I don’t get it

Probably because tens of millions of middle aged white women watch them every day.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (eyxn4)

419 When Whoopi gets on a scale it says. "Only calibrated to 350lbs"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (e/Ar7)

420 "The View"

I know wymyn (and one old queen) who swear by that mess.

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (4XFNL)

421 Three Terabytes of Internal Military Emails to and From U.S. Special Operations Command Left Wide Open For Two Weeks

Top men.
===

But they did achieve their DIE goals!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (17s+e)

422 They wanted to cast Whoopi as King Kong, but the Empire State Building couldn't withstand her climbing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (9gDA7)

423 Well played. Absolutley sublime.

My turn again.

What do you get when you mix ginger with molasses?

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Oh, I am on fire. Camilla is going to love these jokes when she gets back from the dentist.

Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (lf83v)
-----------
Yeah, stick to other Goon Show characters as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (XlE1Z)

424 When Whoopi gets on a scale it says. "Only calibrated to 350lbs"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 01:00 PM (e/Ar7)



The scale says "OUCH!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (9gDA7)

425 Three Terabytes of Internal Military Emails to and From U.S. Special Operations Command Left Wide Open For Two Weeks

Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Democrat-tied research firm improperly acquired personnel files of 11 service members: lawmakers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (FVME7)

426 3 TB?

So which shows were they bootlegging?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (e/Ar7)

427 Probably because tens of millions of middle aged white women watch them every day.


and proclaim the Gospel According to Whoopi...Loudly


Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (4XFNL)

428 Oh, I am on fire. Camilla is going to love these jokes when she gets back from the dentist.

Posted by: King Charles III at February 21, 2023 12:59 PM (lf83v)


I didn't know they had dentists for horses.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 21, 2023 01:01 PM (bhRsz)

429 So Bidenski goes to Keeeeeeevvvv and gives the Z man even more $ and the first thing Z man says is tanks in Moscow's Red Square.

Great.
Just fucking great.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (anj39)

430 And now breaking news from the water is wet department . . .

Project Veritas Hemorrhages Followers After Axing O'Keefe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)

431 ‘Ah Yes, This Is a Dick’: Archaeologists May Have Found the First Roman Dildo

https://tinyurl.com/yckm9dm2

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (D25PY)

432 "Japanese zookeepers suspect Momo the gibbon mated through a tiny hole"

Baby snakes.
Late at night
S'when they come out

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (iayUP)

433 BILD magazine in Germany and several people on Twitter are claiming that the Russian nuclear arsenal is in such bad shape that none of the Russian nukes would actually work, so we don't have to worry about them.

Putin may be inclined to disprove that hypothesis.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2023 12:50 PM (2tUFv)

Problem is... we are in the same boat. Tritium which has a half life of 12 years, is used in our nukes to help trigger and control the reaction...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (oHd/0)

434 The moment someone tells me they watch The View is the minute I've got their entire life profiled.

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (4XFNL)

435 When Whoopi gets on a scale, it reads "To Be Continued..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)

It scrolls longer than the opening text in Star Wars.
Posted by: Movie Moron at February 21, 2023 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

it spins so fast time goes backwards...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (nXhwP)

436 Whoopi is so fat when they beamed her character up to the Enterprise on Star Trek they had to rev the engines.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (wb1YC)

437 whoopie so fat, even I can't get my cock in the wet spot

Posted by: John Holmes at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (us2H3)

438 408 The way Lemon framed his arguement a woman could only be President for one term.

She would have to be 35 to run so sworn in at 36 and first term ends when she is 40 and past her prime.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes


His crime was suggesting that all the sixty-plus battleaxes of the Dem side were aged out. And there are so, so many. Never mind they're kicking Feinstein to the curb.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (8erNz)

439 Whoopi went on an African Safari. They had a hell of a time keeping the rhinos from going into heat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (9gDA7)

440 The only time I have seen "The View" is seconds when I was flipping the channel when I was trying to get something else. I never even watched it when I was a voting Democrat and am not sure how long it's been on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (9I0Au)

441 "Japanese zookeepers suspect Momo the gibbon mated through a tiny hole"
_______

Glory holes? At the zoo?

Kinky.

Posted by: Pete Buttegeig at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (lf83v)

442 Hope Whoopi stays away from Guam…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (ohFNB)

443 All this tells me is that he's not being "fired" or anything. They don't make you do training then cut you loose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (0hOvj)

444 I am also willing to do remedial training for Don Lemon. I have an axe handle and everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (lEVn+)

445 437 whoopie so fat, even I can't get my cock in the wet spot
Posted by: John Holmes


Hey, I managed to turn base to final, why you have problem??

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 21, 2023 01:05 PM (8erNz)

446 432 "Japanese zookeepers suspect Momo the gibbon mated through a tiny hole"

Baby snakes.
Late at night
S'when they come out
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM

100% sure this can happen. Probably a bathroom stall wall separating the cages, based off my research reviewing videos of humans engaged in similar behavior.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at February 21, 2023 01:05 PM (JCZqz)

447 Whoopi's so fat she's got a peg leg with kick stand.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 21, 2023 01:05 PM (cupoy)

448 Whoopi so fat, the last abortion she had came with two subway train cars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 01:05 PM (9gDA7)

449 Whoopi so fat she make Anna Navaro look like Twigy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (17s+e)

450 "Japanese zookeepers suspect Momo the gibbon mated through a tiny hole"
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song


A 9mm hole. Because if it had been10mm, they'd have never found it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (KC80S)

451 Whoopie so fat she took up two spots o the transporter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (lyImQ)

452 no one has ever survived a reverse cowboy with Whoopie

Posted by: John Holmes at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (us2H3)

453 431 ‘Ah Yes, This Is a Dick’: Archaeologists May Have Found the First Roman Dildo

https://tinyurl.com/yckm9dm2
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 21, 2023 01:02 PM (D25PY)

Looks more like a small mallet or something like a set pin for something.

Wood would not be the first choice for dildoes, I'd think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

454 Glory holes? At the zoo?

Kinky.


A monkey that finds the way absent Chaturbate or Onlyfans deserves a cheeseburger.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (8erNz)

455
Nichelle Nichols was the last attractive black woman Paramount ever cast for a Star Trek production.

Posted by: Auspex at February 21, 2023 01:07 PM (j4U/Z)

456 Whoopie so fat, when she was sunning on the beach the Save the Whales Foundation got an emergency call.

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2023 01:07 PM (SYTee)

457 I'm sure it's been pointed out, but this is the same bunch that insists that no one has any idea what a woman is.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 21, 2023 01:07 PM (IQOtg)

458 Whoopie so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 01:08 PM (53oGX)

459 Wood would not be the first choice for dildoes, I'd think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

What do you know ?

Posted by: Paul PeeWee Pelosi at February 21, 2023 01:08 PM (NtVYv)

460 I know one thing for certain, I don't want to sit anywhere Whoopi's feet

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:08 PM (4XFNL)

461 Whoopie Goldberg is so fat even the Borg admitted that resistance was not futile.

Posted by: Will Riker at February 21, 2023 01:08 PM (lf83v)

462 Momo is rumored to have a wide stance.

Posted by: Larry Craig at February 21, 2023 01:08 PM (sWM8x)

463 Whoopi so fat, Don LeMon's reported black hole said "NO WAY" and stopped after the airplane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (9gDA7)

464 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2023 01:04 PM (0hOvj

Well, then, we can hope that he says something equally stupid again and they finally boot him out. I doubt the guy is going to be out starving on the street. I'm sure he made big money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (9I0Au)

465

PETA offers to pay for Oscar Mayer Wienermobile's stolen catalytic converter if it becomes vegan mobile

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

466 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

467 They can'ts fire me because black is, on the hierarchy of the aggrieved, higher than women - even Indian women.

Also, GAY IS THE WAY, yall know wymens are stupid and not worth listening to and that's why I talk over them! Only reason you guys show 'em respect is cuz you wanna get in their drawers! It ain't because you're interested in what they have to say!

Posted by: Don Lemonhead at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (1H0Qa)

468 Wood would not be the first choice for dildoes, I'd think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at February 21, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)
----------
Gives a whole new meaning to "morning wood".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 21, 2023 01:09 PM (XlE1Z)

469 Whoopi definitely cannot be accused of being shrivelled up.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (eGTCV)

470 434 The moment someone tells me they watch The View is the minute I've got their entire life profiled.

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:03 PM (4XFNL)

+++
I have never seen The View or Oprah.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (Cje4N)

471 Whoopi is so fat the DMV used a drone for her driver's license photo.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (wb1YC)

472 nood airforce

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (53oGX)

473 nood

Chair Force sucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (lEVn+)

474 Wood would not be the first choice for dildoes, I'd think.

*splinters, yikes!"

Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2023 01:10 PM (4XFNL)

475 "Pervert reform school"
Snort!

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 21, 2023 01:12 PM (BZYCq)

476 "Listen and Learn" means to set aside your own judgement and accept what you're told.

I'm taking a cheat day re: Lemon as well. It's so much fun that he's being subjected to this.

But "Listen and Learn" is why it's so necessary these days to control what anyone can hear before they hear it. Since discernment and personal judgement aren't allowed (depending on the subject and your demographic) we can no longer be trusted to "Listen and Reject" anything.

It's foundationally toxic and very probably the foundational error from which every crazy woke disaster grows.

Posted by: Synova at February 21, 2023 01:12 PM (BD/yx)

477 BILD magazine in Germany and several people on Twitter are claiming that the Russian nuclear arsenal is in such bad shape that none of the Russian nukes would actually work, so we don't have to worry about them.

---

It's crazy to read that three years after world peace and the best economy in decades when everyone in the U.S. was on an upward trajectory.

And then our color revolution occurred in order to do what's happening now.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 21, 2023 01:13 PM (IQOtg)

478 Donald Trump did take a mental acuity test, idiots -- don't you remember pressuring him to take one, and then making fun of him for reporting he passed?
-----

Right. He constantly caved to the Woke/Rainbow mob. His ego couldn't take the constant hits. That's why he was constantly baited into their arguments using their narratives.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 21, 2023 01:14 PM (b306O)

479 Whoopi is so fat her last period was 65% gravy.

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 21, 2023 01:15 PM (BZYCq)

480 Whoopie so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at February 21, 2023 01:15 PM (S+YU0)

481 Whoopi so fat when she farts Turkey and Syria register another aftershock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 01:15 PM (Jg7EG)

482 "President Joe Biden told Polish President Andrzej Duda that he wanted to add a 'ski' to his last name as a kid, because he grew up surrounded by so many Polish immigrants. "

-
No, Joe. They weren't calling you "Dumbfucksi" because they thought you were Polish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 21, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)

483 378
They both can't lose many more viewers, unless we go into some quantum realm where negative viewers are possible. Schrodinger viewers.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at February 21, 2023 12:53 PM (JCZqz)
----
just multiply their number of imaginary viewers by i
that will make iViewers - all imaginary.

Posted by: Ciampino - red faces all round .. wait at February 21, 2023 01:17 PM (qfLjt)

484 Lemon's comments weren't really sexist. He thinks men are over the hill at 18.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 21, 2023 01:18 PM (5Bx1p)

485 Someday I'll forget there ever was this chatty program for people who enjoy maligning others in unfunny ways.

Posted by: Coki at February 21, 2023 01:27 PM (mAcOh)

486 Whoopi destroying a KFC would rival Godzilla and Tokyo.

-----

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

Posted by: Buck Dharma at February 21, 2023 01:28 PM (uZ4Ij)

487 "Russian re-education camp"?
You mean "American re-education camp". America is far more authoritarian and repressive than Russia. Have you ever traveled outside of the US? I really doubt it.

Posted by: GlowieMikeZ at February 21, 2023 01:40 PM (aDU92)

488 How about "I don't care" as a response. Does that work?

Posted by: Joe Fingerblaster at February 21, 2023 01:43 PM (g1T2W)

489 Whoopie's so fat her last blood test came back "brie."

Posted by: Zek at February 21, 2023 01:46 PM (5FPX4)

490 This is Funny

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 21, 2023 04:48 PM (wGqjj)

491 First rule of respecting a woman, Don?

Don’t grope her penis in the bar.

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