Don LeMon Absent Again from CNN's Little-Viewed Morning Show

Via Karen Townsend, Don LeMon is past his prime time and now may be past his morning time too.

Don Lemon's absence from his usual seat between co-hosts Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins on 'CNN This Morning' was notable today, given he was also absent on Friday. The excuse for Friday was that his day off was pre-scheduled.
Sara Sidner is filling in for Lemon. The timing of his days off is suspect because of what happened last Thursday.

Don LeMon reportedly already sent one female cohost running off the set in tears when he shouted at her for "interrupting him," which everyone else would see was an attempt at friendly banter with the prickly prick -- you know, like they have on morning shoes that people actually watch.

Now he allegedly has sent the other female cohost fuming as she left the set.

Don Lemon's sexist rant about Nikki Haley on Thursday turned the stomachs of his co-anchors and added to pressure on CNN boss Chris Licht to dump the acid-tongued host, The Post has learned.
A furious Poppy Harlow walked off the "CNN This Morning" set following a tense exchange with Lemon after he said the GOP presidential candidate was "not in her prime," according to sources with knowledge of the situation.
One of the sources said Harlow took a "well-timed" bathroom break and was followed into the restroom by co-host Kaitlan Collins -- who recently had her own run-in with Lemon.
The tense relationship among Lemon, Collins and Harlow has "been smoldering for months," the source added.
A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.

To be honest, all that NY Post story really says is that Harlow left the set to go to the bathroom... which people do without it being a story. The rest of it is just insinuation that she did so angrily and to get away from LeMon.

Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Spending time with is buttplug.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Run his ratings into the ground

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (xhxe8)

4 *his

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

5 CNN Star is a bout to fall and the rest are just amused

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (FLiOE)

6 They need to compare the ratings from Friday and today with all of last week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Oh no.

Anyway...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:29 PM (bzzlh)

8 Gossips is that Don Lemon is trying to get fired from CNN so he can get severance and go work with another network (ABC has been mentioned)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (bzzlh)

9 Don LeMon, BEFORE the jizz melted his brain......

https://is.gd/7CG43c

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Go ahead, ace, say it.

Scissoring.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

11 Whatever.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (BdMk6)

12 If Lemon is fired he and Tater need to have a cuddle.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (eGTCV)

13 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM

Lesbian sexup.

*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

14 It will leave a hole but I'm sure Lemon will find a slot somewhere else.

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (iayUP)

15 All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon insufferable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Gossips is that Don Lemon is trying to get fired from CNN so he can get severance and go work with another network (ABC has been mentioned)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (bzzlh)

Who would hire that old queen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

17 Don Lemon, "the ACID tongued-co host?"

They mean "ASS-tongued co-host"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)

18 This is amusing in a "watching train wreck" sort of way... but does anyone at all care about the fate of Don Lemon? Even his parents?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (AxRGS)

19 Nobody--but nobody--believes this is a "male":
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https://tinyurl.com/2o2r2tkq
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Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)

20 Who would hire that old queen
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

He could co host Real Housewives with Andy Cohen

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (mR6Gs)

21 Le-Mon's next gig will be a scuzzy underpass somewhere in Portland.

Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (Irdcf)

22 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Sex, drugs or gossip?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (bzzlh)

23 By the way, has Ace mentioned the "Rewrite" of Roald Dahl's books to be "less offensive"? Apparently that is spiking right now.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (AxRGS)

24 Was he missed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (63Dwl)

25 Babylon Bee: Hunter Asks Dad To Pick Up His Paycheck as Long As He's In Kyiv

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

26 This is amusing in a "watching train wreck" sort of way... but does anyone at all care about the fate of Don Lemon? Even his parents?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (AxRGS)

No.

Posted by: Don LeMon's Mom at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

27 21 Le-Mon's next gig will be a scuzzy underpass somewhere in Portland.
Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco
___________

That's still a step up from CNN.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (gf7Ez)

28 I didn't expect a gay guy to know but women are supposedly in their sexual prime in their 40's whereas men's prime is a lot younger. One of the men women problems. We're not synced up.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (O4AMf)

29 If he ends up at News Nation with Cuomo I will laugh so hard.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (ei7q6)

30 16 Gossips is that Don Lemon is trying to get fired from CNN so he can get severance and go work with another network (ABC has been mentioned)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (bzzlh)

Who would hire that old queen
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

in a better world, none of them. But he's a multi-box-checking diversity hire. In ESG terms, only KJP trumps him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (bzzlh)

31 Tonight's Rumble Featuring:

The Shriveled Karen vs The Minority Midget Ass Fingerer!

Who will prevail in the battle between these titans of woke????

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (VTu1l)

32 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Sex, drugs or gossip?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (bzzlh)

99 - scissoring in a bathroom is difficult, especially if you're a germaphobe.

Posted by: Don LeMon's Mom at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Maybe him and Tater can start a show Tater and Gravy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (NtVYv)

34 If anything Dahl has been made more offensive.

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (iayUP)

35 damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Wow, that was quick.

As I was saying, my new book on Chinese military history will clear up a lot of misconceptions about Vietnam, Korea and even the Chinese Civil War. One problem we American have is we think history began in 1945 or 1776. If fact, China's got grudges that go back thousands of years.

If you want a better understanding of what China is up to, grab a copy of Walls of Men. It's running #4 in Chinese History on Amazon and it would be cool if the Moron Horde could push it up #1.

Link in the nic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (llXky)

37 I keep thinking I'll learn, but alas, I never do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Shemp and Lemon, that would be a good one.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

39 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

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Maybe they we're hooking up with Kyrsten Sinema?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 04:35 PM (wsx8x)

40 Maybe him and Tater can start a show Tater and Gravy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:33 PM (NtVYv)

"Tater and the Taint"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

41 One problem we American have is we think history began in 1945 or 1776.

Americans think a hundred years is a long time. Europeans think a hundred miles is a long distance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

42 Le-Mons just released a statement that he will be available as the number one choice for the Dem presidential debates in 2024.

Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at February 20, 2023 04:35 PM (Irdcf)

43 28 I didn't expect a gay guy to know but women are supposedly in their sexual prime in their 40's whereas men's prime is a lot younger. One of the men women problems. We're not synced up.
Posted by: polynikes

that's horniness prime not sexual marketplace prime

Posted by: x at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (ZBPE2)

44 My fear is that CNN might figure out that watching that douche bag piss off his female co-hosts might be the biggest draw of the show

Posted by: Kimo Loka at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (ZO1EW)

45 I saw Minority Midget Ass Fingerer open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '91.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

46 35 damn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
_______

That was a great sock fail.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (gf7Ez)

47 Shemp and Lemon, that would be a good one.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

It probably already happened at a bathhouse.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

48 The problem with Europe and Asia is they carry their grudges far too long. We have the opposite problem.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:37 PM (O4AMf)

49 _______

That was a great sock fail.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 20, 2023 04:36 PM (gf7Ez)

It is sometimes the only saving grace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

50 By the way, has Ace mentioned the "Rewrite" of Roald Dahl's books to be "less offensive"? Apparently that is spiking right now.

*******************

I'm so glad we now have this body positivity movement. I have totally been seeing the result of that on Tinder where I take comfort in the knowledge that women now see all 500 pounds of my body as a beautiful thing, sexy thing. I just can't keep up with all the matches I've been getting lately.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:37 PM (VTu1l)

51 Don Lemon is a no talent sodomite and no one will miss him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (z1bdm)

52 Gossips is that Don Lemon is trying to get fired from CNN so he can get severance and go work with another network (ABC has been mentioned)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (bzzlh)

Don, this slot is just not sufficient for a man of you talents. Now, let's talk about an assignment that will use your ability to the fullest. Apparently in Paraguay there is a viral infection that is decimating the local rhea population in the Chaco. We will get you briefing information, a hat, a recording rig and ring light, and contract to have a local Guiarani guide meet you at Silvio Petrossi airport in three days.
Bring the star power, baby!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (xhaym)

53 Americans think a hundred years is a long time. Europeans think a hundred miles is a long distance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
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China doesn't give a damn about either. While the US was fighting the Civil War, China was wracked by the Taiping Rebellion, which was successfully put down.

Between the fighting, flooding and famine, 35 million Chinese died - more than the US population in 1860.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (llXky)

54 Team him up with Cuomo and you'll have "Fredo and Homo Hour."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Don Lemon cannot do well at CNN because Trump's breath stinks so bad and CNN Stage still reeks of Trump's breath when he was there over a year ago !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (0vFtj)

56 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

My copy is on its way. I need another bookshelf to put your books on them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (u82oZ)

57 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.
===
Herd instinct?

I mean, its like a thing. They can't go to the bathroom by themselves even though they're in their 40s.

Posted by: I know right? at February 20, 2023 04:39 PM (MvDkC)

58 My copy is on its way. I need another bookshelf to put your books on them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (u82oZ)

Gold leaf and gem encrusted?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

59 Walls of Men.

Tell me more.

Posted by: Secy of Trans Mary Pete at February 20, 2023 04:39 PM (CQY7u)

60 Ah, Dorcus Blimeline.

If you are near the prime of sensuality (over 40yo), we can talk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:40 PM (u82oZ)

61 I mean, its like a thing. They can't go to the bathroom by themselves even though they're in their 40s.
Posted by: I know right? at February 20, 2023 04:39 PM (MvDkC)

They might need a friend to share a square.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:40 PM (yQpMk)

62 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.
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Because women always go in pairs???

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:40 PM (Vwz3I)

63 A lot of people blame Marshall for letting the Commies prevail in China. What say you AH Lloyd?

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:40 PM (O4AMf)

64 G'rump928(c)

I am a mere mortal with a wife that likes to spend money. I have a limited supply I can call my own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

65 Le-Mon's next gig will be a scuzzy underpass somewhere in Portland.
Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at February 20, 2023 04:32 PM (Irdcf)

Been done

https://youtu.be/Fv6PcMGdk4A

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 04:41 PM (xhaym)

66 My copy is on its way. I need another bookshelf to put your books on them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (u82oZ)
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Cool!

Speaking of bookshelves, I had to get one for the China books. And the ones on Spain. I think I may do some fiction writing for a while. Less expensive and takes up less room.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:42 PM (llXky)

67 If a Don Lemon falls in the forest and nobody is around does it make a sound ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 20, 2023 04:42 PM (ytSiK)

68 MSNBC is the only place for Lemon to land. It's the trash heap of fired journalists.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:42 PM (O4AMf)

69 That's it, Poppy. Per angry for daddy.

Posted by: I'm trying to care but . . . at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (KFhLj)

70 My guess is Lemon falls into a nice enough gig when his contract is not renewed. But he's not going to be an "anchor" on any news station any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (0hOvj)

71 I am a mere mortal with a wife that likes to spend money. I have a limited supply I can call my own.

************

My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)

72 Plays Our Gang Ha Ha Song

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (dp6+W)

73 Kindltot

I like it. After that, he can go to Kabul for reporting on where the US arms went, followed by the Congo to interview Ebola case workers.

If still alive, send him to Chicago to interview gang members on why?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

74 A lot of people blame Marshall for letting the Commies prevail in China. What say you AH Lloyd?

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:40 PM (O4AMf)
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The US pushing for a power-sharing agreement was asinine. Chiang Kai-shek could have crushed the Communists in 1945 if we'd have just stood aside. By tying aid to cease-fires, we gave Mao time to equip his troops with massive amounts of captured Japanese weapons, including artillery.

Huge mistake.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:44 PM (llXky)

75 10 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

Go ahead, ace, say it.

Scissoring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

Snizzoring.

Posted by: How did I not think of this before? at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (zLJNe)

76 Just putting the squeeze on Lemon.

Don likes it when they squeeze.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (krQz2)

77 MSNBC is the only place for Lemon to land. It's the trash heap of fired journalists.

***********

As a former helicopter crash survivor who singlehandedly fought off the taliban with nothing more than my wits and good looks, I resemble this remark.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (VTu1l)

78 The Top 10 Deadliest Wars in History
LARRY SLAWSONJAN 1, 2023 10:17 AM EST
https://tinyurl.com/ypksbjv5
⁃ The Thirty Years' War
⁃ Chinese Civil War
⁃ Russian Civil War
⁃ The Dungan Revolt
⁃ First World War (WWI)
⁃ Taiping Rebellion
⁃ The Qing Conquest of the Ming Dynasty
⁃ Second Sino-Japanese War
⁃ An Lushan Rebellion
⁃ Second World War (WWII)

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

79 ************

My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)

That's not going to end well for his marriage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Well, you already have my suggestion for your next saga. Cybercrime, privacy, decadence in space, and sexy, sexy shenanigans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

81 we gave Mao time to equip his troops with massive amounts of captured Japanese weapons, including artillery.

Huge mistake.
==
speaking of huge mistakes who else has time to equip with massive amounts of captured/abandoned US weapons including tanks.

Posted by: the rhymes of history at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (43yU/)

82 Don LeMon Absent Again

It's a holiday, Every President But Especially Trump Day.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (e2onP)

83 Who would hire that old queen
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

Speaking of old queens, it looks like this is turning out to be Lemon's own Anus Horribilis, doesn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (guGkK)

84 Considering that our State Department was essentially run by Soviet agents, selling out Chiang was a given.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (yQpMk)

85 MSNBC is the only place for Lemon to land. It's the trash heap of fired journalists.
Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:42 PM (O4AMf)
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Based on ratings, that's falling up.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (krQz2)

86 Don LeMon Absent Again from CNN's Little-Viewed Morning Show,

And how happy were you about this, Ace?

I never watched that show , but from what I've read about him Le-Mon really does sound like a narcissistic jerk and not very smart. He didn't understand how his comments might appear to be sexist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (FUVRY)

87 My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1

When Jeff thought he was having a heart attack on the sitcom Rules of Engagement he gave a funny line when revealing his secret account to his wife Audrey. Man I miss that show. Can't wait until they start showing the repeats again. I always said it should be the official sitcom of aos. It's like we wrote it.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (O4AMf)

88 Don Lemon's sexist rant about Nikki Haley on Thursday turned the stomachs of his co-anchors and added to pressure on CNN boss Chris Licht to dump the acid-tongued host, The Post has learned.
++++
"acid-tongued host" sounds a lot better than "bitchy, mean-spirited mental midget," I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

89
Team him up with Cuomo and you'll have "Fredo and Homo Hour."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I seem to remember a slogan in a New York election that went "Vote for Cuomo, not the homo."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (63Dwl)

90 79 ************

My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)

That's not going to end well for his marriage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

How'd he pull that off?

The sizable amount of money part, not the hiding it away part.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

91 Maybe Project Veritas will hire Don Le Mon

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (Xlnez)

92 The only possible reason to keep this guy on the air is a contract guaranteeing him work for X years.

So far the cost to buy out of that contract have exceeded the cost of keeping him aorund, but my guess is that will change very soon.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (+DS2f)

93 My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)
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It'll probably be found if the worst happens. He should have it in cash. Or Krugerrands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (t0OGg)

94 If still alive, send him to Chicago to interview gang members on why?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

Cambodia for a discussion on the land mine clearance program. We want some blowed-up cow footage

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (xhaym)

95
I seem to remember a slogan in a New York election that went "Vote for Cuomo, not the homo."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (63Dwl)

See? It would be full circle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

96 The only possible reason to keep this guy on the air is a contract guaranteeing him work for X years.

Give him a broom. "There. You're employed."

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (e2onP)

97
On the bright side, Le-Mon has plenty of time to break out a toothbrush and scrub his toenails to fight fungus infection...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (n+4am)

98 Shemp and Lemon, that would be a good one.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

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"Tater & LeMon -- reunited together again tonight in the Premiere of: 'Spuds & Puds.'"

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (wsx8x)

99 Hey I heard Acid Tounge Rim Jobs are all the rage in San Fran men only bath houses..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (dp6+W)

100 My best friend keeps a sizable amount of his money in a secret bank account his wife doesn't know about.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1

That's...pretty smart. Like watching out for your cornhole in prison.

Posted by: Avoiding involuntary buttfucking is a worthwhile activity at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (zLJNe)

101 "may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon"

when you get Lemon, make lemonade.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (Cus5s)

102 83 Who would hire that old queen
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2023 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

Maybe he can get a way off broadway gig on a staging of Lacenic and Old Arse.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (eGTCV)

103 Hey I heard Acid Tounge Rim Jobs are all the rage in San Fran men only bath houses..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at February 20, 2023 04:48 PM (dp6+W)

I'm on it!!!

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

104 That's...pretty smart. Like watching out for your cornhole in prison.
Posted by: Avoiding involuntary buttfucking is a worthwhile activity at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (zLJNe)

There's always money in the Banana Stand.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

105 Comrade Roboto

Preparation H ads at 3 AM fulfill that contract, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

106 My couch cushions double as do it yourself glory holes if you're interested Don.

Posted by: Fredo at February 20, 2023 04:50 PM (OZjDX)

107 That's...pretty smart. Like watching out for your cornhole in prison.
Posted by: Avoiding involuntary buttfucking is a worthwhile activity at February 20, 2023 04:49 PM (zLJNe)
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Pie holes are where the pie goes in...

I don't know nothing about no corn hole.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:50 PM (krQz2)

108 92 The only possible reason to keep this guy on the air is a contract guaranteeing him work for X years.

So far the cost to buy out of that contract have exceeded the cost of keeping him aorund, but my guess is that will change very soon.
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at February 20, 2023 04:47 PM (+DS2f)

Depends on Lemon's goals. He seems too narcissistic to sit back and collect checks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 20, 2023 04:50 PM (KbCG3)

109 The only possible reason to keep this guy on the air is a contract guaranteeing him work for X years.

Give him a broom. "There. You're employed."
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make him do weather - write backwards on a glass map. Should be fun.

Posted by: Al Roker could do it, surely you can . . . at February 20, 2023 04:50 PM (f6XNj)

110 ---
Pie holes are where the pie goes in...

I don't know nothing about no corn hole.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:50 PM (krQz2)

I was going to start a band and name it Pie Hole.

The first single would be "Shut your f*ckin' pie hole."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

111 ||A man has been arrested in connection with the murder of a Catholic bishop who was found shot to death inside his Los Angeles home over the weekend.

Sheriff’s deputies responded to Auxiliary Bishop David O’Connell’s Hacienda Heights home Saturday afternoon, where they found the clergyman with a gunshot wound to his upper torso in his bed. The 69-year-old was pronounced dead at the scene.

The following day, deputies officially said they were investigating O’Connell’s death as a murder before announcing on Monday that they have made an arrest.

Authorities told NBC 4 Los Angeles the man was identified early on in the investigation through an 'unnamed technical means,' and he was arrested without incident — though a reporter on the scene said the man had barricaded himself inside his home overnight.

The suspect's name has not yet been released, but neighbors have identified the suspect as Carlos Medina, whose wife worked with the bishop.

A news conference on the arrest is expected at 3pm local time.|| sock link [neighbours say he was a nut]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Vwz3I)

112 Gossips is that Don Lemon is trying to get fired from CNN so he can get severance and go work with another network (ABC has been mentioned)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 20, 2023 04:30 PM (bzzlh)

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Racial, Gender, & Sexual Preference Discrimination & Reparations Lawsuit for ... *sticks pinky in mouth* ... $1 billion dollars.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (wsx8x)

113 I was going to start a band and name it Pie Hole.

The first single would be "Shut your f*ckin' pie hole."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

You just lost your family radio audience right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (guGkK)

114 The first single would be "Shut your f*ckin' pie hole."
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great song to end your live show

Posted by: It shut your f*ckin' pie hole time at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (f6XNj)

115 A man has been arrested in connection with the murder of a Catholic bishop who was found shot to death inside his Los Angeles home over the weekend.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Vwz3I)
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Obviously, a Latin-Mass fan.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2)

116
The suspect's name has not yet been released, but neighbors have identified the suspect as Carlos Medina, whose wife worked with the bishop.

The joke stealing comedian?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

117
You just lost your family radio audience right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (guGkK)

Meh.....

Posted by: Korn at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

118

I am willing to accept a 100 million dollar retirement settlement so that I can retreat to my compound and be sodomized several times a day by extremely large smelly sweaty white men with ginormous schwanstickers...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (8ZLyY)

119 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

You just lost your family radio audience right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (guGkK)
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It would happen sooner or later.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

120
Don LeMon should replace Whoopie on the View.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (+oR7L)

121 I don't think he's angling for another job elsewhere. Who the hell would want him? He's toxic.

Been dealing with outages all day with the damn internet. Spectrum sucks.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (wagHN)

122 The joke stealing comedian?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (xhaym)

123 Obviously, a Latin-Mass fan.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2

A Mass murderer?

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (O4AMf)

124 ⁃ Chinese Civil War
⁃ The Dungan Revolt
⁃ Taiping Rebellion
⁃ The Qing Conquest of the Ming Dynasty
⁃ Second Sino-Japanese War
⁃ An Lushan Rebellion

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)
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I notice a pattern here. The traditional Chinese method to defeat a rebellion is just to kill everyone in the province. Then you ease population pressures elsewhere by offering free land.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (llXky)

125 ---
It would happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:53 PM (krQz2)

This is fact.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I was going to start a band and name it Pie Hole.

The first single would be "Shut your f*ckin' pie hole."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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I wanted to make a band where name of the band changed every album, and every album was titled "Eponymous" as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (t0OGg)

127 A man has been arrested in connection with the murder of a Catholic bishop who was found shot to death

*ahem*

Auxiliary Bishop. Useful only when the batteries on the Main Bishop run down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (guGkK)

128 The joke stealing comedian?
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I said the neighbours said he was a nut so, yeah.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (Vwz3I)

129 I notice a pattern here. The traditional Chinese method to defeat a rebellion is just to kill everyone in the province. Then you ease population pressures elsewhere by offering free land.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (llXky)

Our rulers may be trying the same thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (yQpMk)

130 The suspect's name has not yet been released, but neighbors have identified the suspect as Carlos Medina, whose wife worked with the bishop.

The joke stealing comedian?
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Oddly, the dead bishop was an occasional stand up comic at open mic nights . . .

Posted by: I don't know much about it, but he was pretty well liked in his original parish at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (n9tS5)

131 123 Obviously, a Latin-Mass fan.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2

A Mass murderer?
Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (O4AM

The evidence is wafer-thin.

Posted by: Holy wars! at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (zLJNe)

132 Tie for thread winnah...

The joke stealing comedian?
Posted by: Amy Schumer

A Mass murderer?
Posted by: polynikes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:56 PM (Vwz3I)

133

Neighbor: He was a quiet guy, kept mostly to himself.
Reporter: Do you think he did it?
Neighbor: Oh yeah, killing the Bishop was all he ever talked about.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

134 23 Obviously, a Latin-Mass fan.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2

A Mass murderer?
Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (O4AM

The evidence is wafer-thin.
Posted by: Holy wars! at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (zLJNe)

Anyone get a confession out of him yet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 04:56 PM (guGkK)

135 Obviously, a Latin-Mass fan.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2

A Mass murderer?
Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 04:54 PM (O4AM

The evidence is wafer-thin.
Posted by: Holy wars! at February 20, 2023 04:55 PM (zLJNe)
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It was not transubstantiated.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (krQz2)

136 A mass murderer?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (O4AMf)

137 I notice he had to get his murdering done before Lent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

138 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:51 PM (Vwz3I)

His wife worked with the Bishop. "Worked" in what way?

You mean there's a Bishop who's not part of the what my friend the Eastern Orthodox priest calls "the gay dating club" in the RCC? Sometimes there's not too much love lost still between some RC priests and EO ones.

Seriously, I do know there are fine RC priests, but the hierarchy for the most part-according to Church Militant, the conservative RC website-gives the impression of being very liberal and covering up active homosexuality in the RCC. And yes, my denominational hierarchy is very liberal too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (FUVRY)

139 Don may not be leaving, he may be trying for that primed 2:30AM - 3:00AM slot that every real newsbeing longs for.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (CecP5)

140 Who cares? I know I don't. If the racist misogynist dropped off the face of the earth I would not shed a tear.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2023 04:58 PM (uNylN)

141 That's not going to end well for his marriage.

********************

In which case he'll have plenty of money to pay the divorce lawyer

I get why though, his wife unfortunately has no concept of saving money... at... all.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 20, 2023 04:58 PM (VTu1l)

142 101 "may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon"

when you get Lemon, make lemonade.
Posted by: illiniwek
___________

That reminds me of a great line by Ace a few years back: "If life hands you lemons, then punch it in the dick until it doesn't."

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 20, 2023 04:58 PM (gf7Ez)

143 It remains unclear whether a firearm was found at the scene.
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A Missal attack or canon-fire??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:58 PM (Vwz3I)

144 I'm glad I don't have TV- I don't have to GAF about Don Lemon

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO8)

145 I still think he needs to be sent to the view, to talk to women in their prime.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2023 04:59 PM (TgBWG)

146 are we doing Catholic puns or murder puns

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO8)

147 I'm glad I don't have TV- I don't have to GAF about Don Lemon
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO

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I do have a TV, and I still don't.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

148 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

My copy is on its way. I need another bookshelf to put your books on them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 04:38 PM (u82oZ)

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Does Ace do side jobs?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (wsx8x)

149 re we doing Catholic puns or murder puns

==
Just murdering puns.

Posted by: ruthlessly at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (n9tS5)

150 One of the sources said Harlow took a "well-timed" bathroom break and was followed into the restroom by co-host Kaitlan Collins -- who recently had her own run-in with Lemon.

The tense relationship among Lemon, Collins and Harlow has "been smoldering for months," the source added.

A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.
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Are we to understand that Harlow ran to the bathroom to squeeze out a Lemon?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (TgBWG)

151 are we doing Catholic puns or murder puns?
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Ask Father Brown.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (Vwz3I)

152
Don LeMon should replace Whoopie on the View.

Would anyone notice the change? Certainly not the barking seals in the audience.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 20, 2023 05:01 PM (CecP5)

153 re we doing Catholic puns or murder puns

==
Just murdering puns.
Posted by: ruthlessly at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (n9tS5)
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You ca'rest easy about that!

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:01 PM (krQz2)

154 A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.

Proof that Dulcolax really works.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:02 PM (guGkK)

155 Walls of Men.

Tell me more.

Posted by: Secy of Trans Mary Pete at February 20, 2023 04:39 PM (CQY7u)

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A good title for your first autobiography ghost-written by Bill Ayers might be "Balls of Men."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:02 PM (wsx8x)

156 are we doing Catholic puns or murder puns

I did not expect that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

157 Would anyone notice the change?

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I would definitely notice the difference in land mass

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:02 PM (VTu1l)

158 When life gives you Lemon, fire Lemon's aides.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:03 PM (krQz2)

159 Heheheh, you thaid 'thqueething the lemon,' Beavith, heheheh! 'A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.'

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at February 20, 2023 05:03 PM (bvp+i)

160 Ask Father Brown.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 05:00 PM (Vwz3I)

Great series of stories by Chesterton..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:03 PM (FUVRY)

161 The Top 10 Deadliest Wars in History
LARRY SLAWSONJAN 1, 2023 10:17 AM EST
https://tinyurl.com/ypksbjv5
⁃ The Thirty Years' War
⁃ Chinese Civil War
⁃ Russian Civil War
⁃ The Dungan Revolt
⁃ First World War (WWI)
⁃ Taiping Rebellion
⁃ The Qing Conquest of the Ming Dynasty
⁃ Second Sino-Japanese War
⁃ An Lushan Rebellion
⁃ Second World War (WWII)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)
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They left out January 6.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:05 PM (wsx8x)

162 Trying first hamburger on charcoal grill, actually burt first side a little, should have flipped it sooner

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 05:05 PM (xhxe8)

163 The Lemon Pledge.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2023 05:05 PM (rj6Yv)

164
Does Ace do side jobs?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear

Shelving contractor

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 20, 2023 05:06 PM (n+4am)

165 Considering that our State Department was essentially run by Soviet agents, selling out Chiang was a given.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 04:46 PM (yQpMk)

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Requoted for Truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:07 PM (wsx8x)

166 Does Ace do side jobs?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear

Shelving contractor
==
and reputational murder for hire

Posted by: well, you see . . . at February 20, 2023 05:07 PM (n9tS5)

167 Does Ace do side jobs?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear

Shelving contractor
==
and reputational murder for hire
Posted by: well, you see . . . at February 20, 2023 05:07 PM (n9tS5)
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Hobos To Order.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:09 PM (krQz2)

168 I get why though, his wife unfortunately has no concept of saving money... at... all.

Oooof. Having a spendthrift wife will sink a household faster than a U-boat firing on a luxury liner.

Posted by: It's not YOUR money it's OUR money and I'll spend it ANY at February 20, 2023 05:09 PM (zLJNe)

169 Posted too early and cut off the quote

Posted by: It's not YOUR money it's OUR money and I'll spend it ANY GODDAMN WAY I PLEASE at February 20, 2023 05:09 PM (zLJNe)

170 I does nots thanks these infourmation is rite !!!

An alarming report has revealed that dozens of Chicago schools claim no students are proficient in either math or reading despite the state and federal government funneling billions of dollars into education in the Windy City.

There were 22 schools that had no students who could read at grade level; another 33 schools claimed that no students could perform math at grade level.

Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

171 Just can't beat an auxiliary bishop.

Posted by: Are we still doing these? at February 20, 2023 05:11 PM (zLJNe)

172 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

Zero. Point. Zero.

It's the LOWEST IN FABER HISTORY!!!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 20, 2023 05:11 PM (guGkK)

173 If I write a book about Ace it would be

Walls of Shelves: A Long Live Death Approach to Storage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 05:12 PM (llXky)

174 Hey Eazy Peazy, I jacked off on Zoom call and they let me back after a time out. They will do the same for you.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at February 20, 2023 05:12 PM (17s+e)

175 Lemon got the job because Karen was infatuated by middle-aged, gay black dudes for awhile, for some unknown reason.

Don has to get with these times. He should become a senile old white pedophile, and Karen will be in love with him again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2023 05:12 PM (oINRc)

176 172 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

Zero. Point. Zero.

It's the LOWEST IN FABER HISTORY!!!
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 20, 2023 05:11 PM (guGkK)

They'll go on to be councilmen, commissioners and Senators. Just watch.

Posted by: The Bluto Blutarski Path to Success at February 20, 2023 05:13 PM (zLJNe)

177 "Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why."

because women pee in pairs?

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (53oGX)

178 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

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Obviously this is due to the White Patriarchy, systemic racism, white supremacy, and not having enough money to give teachers.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)

179 His wife worked with the Bishop. "Worked" in what way?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 04:57 PM (FUVRY)
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Lots of people work in administrative functions. It's not all monks and nuns.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (llXky)

180 Obviously this is due to the White Patriarchy, systemic racism, white supremacy, and not having enough money to give teachers.
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)

Also, Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:15 PM (guGkK)

181 Maybe all the Chicago Schools Teachers have BAD BREATH and are related Dorcus Blimeline ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:15 PM (LrYuZ)

182 Don LeMon, the dumbest man on TV, will be fine. He'll fail upwards. He's black, gay, and a leftist. He'll be shilling for the WEF'rs, like that well-known sex machine, Brian Stelter.

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2023 05:15 PM (sAmhv)

183 178 Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)

Glass half full time okay, it means we have 58 schools where we have accomplished our goal of de-whiting the curriculum.

//Becky Pringle

Posted by: sven at February 20, 2023 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)

184 Ask Father Brown.

Just avoid the TV show, its horrible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:16 PM (0hOvj)

185 I get why though, his wife unfortunately has no concept of saving money... at... all.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 20, 2023 04:58 PM (VTu1l)

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My brother, living in Las Vegas, was married to a woman with a gambling problem. He used to hide his wallet in numerous places around his home so she couldn't find it, and occasionally he couldn't remember where he'd hid it and not be able to find it himself for awhile.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:16 PM (wsx8x)

186 Sex Slime now available in Stelter and Lemon flavor!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2023 05:16 PM (17s+e)

187 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

Zero. Point. Zero.

It's the LOWEST IN FABER HISTORY!!!
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 20, 2023 05:11 PM (guGkK)

They'll go on to be councilmen, commissioners and Senators. Just watch.
Posted by: The Bluto Blutarski Path to Success
=============================

Senator of Cellblock D?

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2023 05:16 PM (Z32m1)

188 178 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

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Obviously this is due to the White Patriarchy, systemic racism, white supremacy, and not having enough money to give teachers.

You forgot GLOBAL WARMING as a cause !@!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:17 PM (LrYuZ)

189 are we doing Catholic puns or murder puns

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO

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"Is there a difference?" -- FBI

Hey-Ooh!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:17 PM (wsx8x)

190 Saw where Lemon fled to the beaches of Florida with his boyfriend during this dust up. Isn't Florida governed by that evil fascist DeSantis?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2023 05:18 PM (ss7/4)

191 At some point we might have to admit that the purpose of public education is to employ managers on state and county money, and stop worrying about the children.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

192 Fetterman would be a great Mayor of Chicago !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:18 PM (LrYuZ)

193 What truck stop stall will he be working next ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 20, 2023 05:18 PM (ytSiK)

194 Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)

Zero. Point. Zero.

It's the LOWEST IN FABER HISTORY!!!
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 20, 2023 05:11 PM (guGkK)

They'll go on to be councilmen, commissioners and Senators. Just watch.
Posted by: The Bluto Blutarski Path to Success

Heaven Forbid we give their parent (s) vouchers and the choice of private schooling for their children?

We cannot save them all, but even a single 1 is more than 0.0

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2023 05:19 PM (Z32m1)

195 Poppy Harlow sounds like a name a novelist would use for a promiscuous female character.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 20, 2023 05:19 PM (JglZ8)

196 A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.

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lol

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:19 PM (V13WU)

197 I be a grandualate of Shitcago Scrool Systim and going to Colledge to be a AstroPisothist and works on the next Moun Shoots....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:20 PM (LrYuZ)

198 How'd he pull that off? The sizable amount of money part, not the hiding it away part.

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Pretty easy actually, anytime he got a windfall or say a bonus at work, it would come in a check and he would simply deposit it in the secret account, after a while he built a nice nest egg to help get needed things for his kids or pay off debts.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:20 PM (VTu1l)

199 osted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (llXky)

I understand that. I was making a joke about "worked" possibly being a synonym for "having an affair with".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:20 PM (FUVRY)

200 I does nots thanks these infourmation is rite !!!

An alarming report has revealed that dozens of Chicago schools claim no students are proficient in either math or reading despite the state and federal government funneling billions of dollars into education in the Windy City.

There were 22 schools that had no students who could read at grade level; another 33 schools claimed that no students could perform math at grade level.

Statewide, there were 53 schools that reported no students who were proficient in math; another 30 schools reported zero students who were able to read at grade level.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:10 PM (X++p7)
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The only way to fix this is reparations of $10 million for each minority in the city.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (wsx8x)

201 Zero point Zero is better then a Negative Number !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (LrYuZ)

202 Has anyone pointed out that the Parti Citron was a minorty regional Quebec political party that supported global warming as a way to encourage the development of the Canadian citrus industry?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (xhaym)

203 Pretty easy actually, anytime he got a windfall or say a bonus at work, it would come in a check and he would simply deposit it in the secret account, after a while he built a nice nest egg to help get needed things for his kids or pay off debts.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:20 PM (VTu1l)

that is one fkd up relationship

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (V13WU)

204 What truck stop stall will he be working next ?
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 20, 2023 05:18 PM (ytSiK)

Probably none if he has $2000 a night to spend on a Florida hotel with his boyfriend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (FUVRY)

205 sidebar monkey confirm: It's not the size of the boat. It's motion of the ocean.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 20, 2023 05:22 PM (DB16e)

206 I be a grandualate of Shitcago Scrool Systim and going to Colledge to be a AstroPisothist and works on the next Moun Shoots....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:20 PM (LrYuZ)

M. O. O. N. spells moon.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 20, 2023 05:22 PM (AiZBA)

207 Saw where Lemon fled to the beaches of Florida with his boyfriend during this dust up. Isn't Florida governed by that evil fascist DeSantis?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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And even the Beaches of Miami FLA are a whole lot safer than Progressive LA, Frisco, or NYFC.

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2023 05:22 PM (Z32m1)

208 My prices in my stores just rose 10,000 % for all products.

The only way to fix this is reparations of $10 million for each minority in the city.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (wsx8x)

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM (LrYuZ)

209 almost 60 year old Don LeMon is engaged; love is in the air

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM (V13WU)

210 Catholic puns are a bad habit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM (n1JsZ)

211 Aren't the Medina's involved in the drug cartels (?), because unless it's that or an affair I don't think normal people shoot the Bishop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:24 PM (FUVRY)

212 Though Collins did join her in the john. I can guess why.

If there's one thing I've learned about women in my nearly 29 years, it's noses rarely powder themselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2023 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)

213 that is one fkd up relationship
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (V13WU)

Many are. Lots of folk will put up with really messed up situations when the only alternative is change.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:24 PM (xhaym)

214 that is one fkd up relationship Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:21 PM (V13WU)

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To be fair his wife has a brain disease thats turned her mind into swiss cheese, part of which is her ability to grasp simple mathematical concepts. Like if she knows she only has $300 to spend, she doesn't understand why her card or check gets rejected when she attempts to spend $400 instead, she's not able to grasp that $300 and $400 aren't the same. It's really strange.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:25 PM (VTu1l)

215 If a Lemon tree fell in the forest and there was no one was around, did it make a sound?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 20, 2023 05:25 PM (DsA2n)

216 "Sara Sidner is filling in for Lemon."

That makes her lemon filling.

Which brings us back to Tater 'Krispy Kreme' Stetler.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2023 05:25 PM (Ndje9)

217 NOOD Dahl.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:25 PM (wsx8x)

218 One of my favorite characters in Animal House is Mayor Carmine DePasto.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

219 Catholic puns are a bad habit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM

Don't start nun, won't be nun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

220 nood

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (xhaym)

221 211 Aren't the Medina's involved in the drug cartels (?), because unless it's that or an affair I don't think normal people shoot the Bishop.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Shooting is wrong. Swords are OK.

Posted by: Henry II at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (gf7Ez)

222 To be fair his wife has a brain disease thats turned her mind into swiss cheese, part of which is her ability to grasp simple mathematical concepts. Like if she knows she only has $300 to spend, she doesn't understand why her card or check gets rejected when she attempts to spend $400 instead, she's not able to grasp that $300 and $400 aren't the same. It's really strange.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:25 PM (VTu1l)

that is sad

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (V13WU)

223 Catholic puns are a bad habit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM

Better than surplice anal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (Wnv9h)

224 A. H. Lloyd. I ordered both Walls of Men and Long Live Death. Looking forward to reading both.

Posted by: Retsgtrn at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (RqUF/)

225 Obviously this is due to the White Patriarchy, systemic racism, white supremacy, and not having enough money to give teachers.
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at February 20, 2023 05:14 PM (17s+e)

Also, Trump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:15 PM (guGkK)

Ahem.

Posted by: Climate Change at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

226 A CNN insider said the latest high-profile incident may finally lead to Licht squeezing out Lemon from the morning gig.
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Phrasing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2023 06:21 PM (Ym2uE)

227 That would be the renowned milf hunter Don Lemon?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (hRS2E)

228 A.E.A.A.H. Lloyd:
I’ve no special interest in ancient CHYna, and I have a long list of books to read, but—what the hell. Bought it.

Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at February 20, 2023 07:31 PM (64rer)

229 Also, I really really liked Battle Officer Wolf.

Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at February 20, 2023 07:36 PM (64rer)

230 He is supposed to be back Wednesday a.m. and receive "formal training," not sure of the order.

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