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Roald Dahl's Childrens Books Are Now Being Censored By Woke Editors

It's not just deleting stuff considered "problematic" -- it's also adding stuff Dahl never wrote to increase the books' Woke Rating.

For example, out of nowhere, editors decided to make the Oompa-Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... gender neutral.

Salman Rushdie, who knows something about extremist religious jihadis imposing their demonic dogmas on others, blasts the woke editors.

ovelist Salman Rushdie led condemnations Monday of Roald Dahl's children's books being re-edited for a modern audience, calling it "absurd censorship" by "bowdlerising sensitivity police".

Publishers Puffin have made hundreds of reported changes to characters and language in Dahl's stories including making the diminutive Oompa-Loompas in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" gender neutral and calling Augustus Gloop enormous rather than fat.

Mrs Twit in "The Twits" is also no longer ugly, but beastly instead, while the Cloud-Men in "James and the Giant Peach" are now "Cloud-People".

The criticism comes amid a growing trend for publishers to employ so-called "sensitivity readers" who work alongside editors to identify references to gender, race, weight, violence or mental health that might offend readers.

A spokesperson for the Netflix-owned Roald Dahl Story Company, which controls the rights to the books, said it was not unusual for publishers "to review the language used" for new print runs and that its guiding principle had been to try to maintain the "irreverence and sharp-edged spirit of the original text".

You could do that by, just spittballin' hear, actually printing the original text. Then you're guaranteed to "maintain the irreverence and sharp-edged spirit of the original text."

Posted by: Ace at 05:26 PM




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1 I expect there may be a run on used book shops if you want to read the original text.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:26 PM (FUVRY)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:26 PM (wsx8x)

3 not much to say to that. I can only be offended for so long and I am still pissed about the whole Laura Ingalls Wilder concellation

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (xhaym)

4 It appears to be the Dahl estate that's doing this, his kids. I mean, Puffin is going along with it gladly but... yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (0hOvj)

5 Paging Winston Smith, 4079 Smith W!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (VohFI)

6 The woke: making the world vanilla, and calling that racist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (u82oZ)

7 Samizdat is going to be a thing again, I am afraid

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (xhaym)

8 The woke comes after everyone eventually.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (UC7s3)

9 Buy old books, anything new is probably woke written

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (xhxe8)

10 Alles klar, Herr Sensitivity Reader?

Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (BJKQV)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (T4tVD)

12 If there were a more or less contemporary writer whose works I believe could stand the test of time, it would be Dahl.

And now, they're ruining his work.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)

13 Are they going to add a black kid to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM (O4AMf)

14 >>"I expect there may be a run on used book shops .."

Used to be three really great ones in my area. Today there are zero.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (DB16e)

15 I expect there may be a run on used book shops if you want to read the original text.

I ordered a few used books today.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (Vu7A1)

16 I would think that violates copyright laws but I'm just an engineer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (17s+e)

17 “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. History has stopped.”
- Orwell 1984

I also read somewhere that Britain's security state is associating reading 1984 with right-wing terrorism. Among others includes Shakespeare, Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (fs1hN)

18 They will replace Mike Teevee with Mike Maga. His obsession will be Fox News just like his MAGA hat wearing parents.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)

19 Ace tried employing sensitivity readers. None lasted more than 15 minutes.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (DsA2n)

20 when our side does this it's book burning and censorship and almost hitler in the library running amuck with scissors.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (kFrCu)

21 The soon-to-be released King F. Joe #Woke version of the bible is gonna be lit AF!

"In the beginning Gaia created the itself and the white supremacist domestic terrorist cisheteropatriarchy oppressor social construct."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (wsx8x)

22 Can't wait until the Woke Bowdlerizing crew get to Huckleberry Finn and replace all usages of the "N-word" and "slave" with "African American" and "non-paid worker".

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (W+kMI)

23 Ace tried employing sensitivity readers. None lasted more than 15 minutes.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (DsA2n)
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They were weeping openly.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

24
I'd hate to be the editor that has to correct the AOS comments pages to avoid offensive language and thoughts for future generations.

Posted by: Auspex at February 20, 2023 05:31 PM (j4U/Z)

25 Can't wait until the Woke Bowdlerizing crew get to Huckleberry Finn and replace all usages of the "N-word" and "slave" with "African American" and "non-paid worker".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (W+kMI)


It just doesn't exist. No literature from before 1960 exists.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:31 PM (xhaym)

26 Damn it! Willowed twice today. I'm reposting. Because horrible puns, that's why.

Catholic puns are a bad habit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM

Better than surplice anal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (Wnv9h)

27 They made a reboot James and the Giant Banana where they made James a homo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (DekHM)

28 I can't imagine what they would do the Edgar Rice Burroughs and Rudyard Kipling.

Just for nothing, I believe Kipling to be the finest writer in history.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (O4AMf)

29
The criticism comes amid a growing trend for publishers to employ so-called "sensitivity readers" who work alongside editors to identify references to gender, race, weight, violence or mental health that might offend readers.

__________

No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. "If you don't like it, don't read/watch/listen to it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (MoZTd)

30 This is the reason to own actual copies of books you want to keep, not just Mobi files. I don't mind grabbing books I'm not sure about on kindle, or using the kindle unlimited to take out library loans, but if I want to hang on to a book, I wanna own it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (0hOvj)

31 Fire is much more thorough.

Posted by: Fahrenheit 451 at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

32 "slave" with "African American" and "non-paid worker".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (W+kMI)
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"Prisoners with jobs."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XlE1Z)

33 Ace,

At the next coblogger's retreat (Bali?...hint...hint) I think we should discuss cleaning up the name "Ace of Spades HQ."

"Ace of People of Color HQ" seems appropriate to respect the spirit of the times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XIJ/X)

34 I can't imagine what they would do the Edgar Rice Burroughs and Rudyard Kipling.

Just for nothing, I believe Kipling to be the finest writer in history.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (O4AMf)
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They actually cut Kipling out of Matilda.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (krQz2)

35 Off ugly fat sock

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (O4AMf)

36 I can't remember who said it but it was a novelist i believe who said everyone should be making the effort to purchase books as a means of preservation before they get completely erased by the woke.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (VTu1l)

37 I just bought the 16 book set off of EBAY, Own physical copies.

same goes with Movies and TV shows, Synology and Emby or Plex and upload all your shows so you have your homebrewed Netflix.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (tIjRn)

38
These rewriters are cut from the same cloth as those who decry "Banned Books!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (MoZTd)

39 Kipling is up there with Robert Louis Stevenson and Arthur Conan Doyle, I agree. I like his poetry better than his prose, but I do love the Jungle Book stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)

40 There is a lot of "troublesome" literature written by lefties that will be recast as "woke" soon enough.

Then the real bitching and moaning starts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (Q4IgG)

41 Now I remember where I read this, J.J.'s morning links! Now immeasurably better than. Drudge links.

https://pjmedia.com/culture/robert- spencer/2023/02/19/uk-counter-terrorism-program- flags-shakespeare-and-1984-for-encouraging-far-right- sympathies-n1672033

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2023 05:34 PM (fs1hN)

42 Don't worry, we'll win. The bastards are so lazy they won't even expend the energy to burn the books. A couple of hours in front of a PC, tweaking a few algorithms and cheating customers. Street bums with ties.

Posted by: mrp at February 20, 2023 05:34 PM (rj6Yv)

43 These rewriters are cut from the same cloth as those who decry "Banned Books!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (MoZTd)
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If only DeSantis stuck to re-writing books, then the libs would be okay with that.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (krQz2)

44 I just bought the 16 book set off of EBAY, Own physical copies.
-----
Fahrenheit 451 soon coming to burn a bookshelf near you!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (fs1hN)

45 They actually cut Kipling out of Matilda.

Yeah she's reading Jane Austin instead, because GRRRL POWER!!!!1!1!!! No more white men!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (0hOvj)

46 Are they going to add a black kid to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2023 05:28 PM


It'll have to be Charlie. All the others are assholes. And we can't have a negative portrayal of a persyn of color.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (Wnv9h)

47 Puffin Books (UK) Homepage. Recommended Books section: "Children's reading lists - 17 of the best LGBTQIA+ books for kids"

https://tinyurl.com/mr4dd9ju

Anyone surprised? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Posted by: Here we go again at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (nRMeC)

48 Buy old books, anything new is probably woke written

That has been. policy of mine for decades to not buy any theology books written after 1950. Nothing magical about 1950, but editors have since taken over and are destroying creative work in the name of making it palatable to some unspecific demographic that is easily offended, stupid, and/or intolerant of any views outside of the contemporary narrative.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (l7lsb)

49 Possible Dahl rewrite:

The ESG (Environmentally Social Giant)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (DekHM)

50 Catholic puns are a bad habit.

**********************

I once knew a priest who was a lawyer as well.

He was my father in law!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

51 It figures, we're dealing with a British publishing company. The British Left has no restraint and no judgement.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (W+kMI)

52 Augustus has fallen into the fudge packing machine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

53 I wonder when people will catch on to where the "authoritarianism" is coming from but I fear it's already too late. Maybe people have caught on but the vote it too fucking rigged.

I guess that would make it in a sense - "too late".

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)

54 I'm surprised they came after his children's stories first when his adult fiction would make every woke feminist head explode.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (xPl2J)

55 In one of the books The girl is reading a book by Rudyard Kipling, they had to change it because well White Male or just because he's Mail to a "Female" writer

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (tIjRn)

56 Hillary and the Great Glass Ceiling

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (DekHM)

57 Charlie and the Carbon Neutral Factory

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (5FPX4)

58 Now I remember where I read this, J.J.'s morning links! Now immeasurably better than. Drudge links.

Yeah, they are also beginning to implement the 15 minute city design as well. Literally, they are imposing it in England. Big fines for leaving your zone, enforced by tons of cameras on everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (0hOvj)

59 "I also read somewhere that Britain's security state is associating reading 1984 with right-wing terrorism. Among others includes Shakespeare, Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, Lord of the Rings."

Sounds like a good template for our overlords here in the US.

Posted by: RM at February 20, 2023 05:37 PM (crXU+)

60 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)

Captains Courageous is my favorite all time book even as an adult.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:37 PM (O4AMf)

61 Yeah, they are also beginning to implement the 15 minute city design as well. Literally, they are imposing it in England. Big fines for leaving your zone, enforced by tons of cameras on everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (0hOvj)
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Surely Orwell didn't mean this!

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:37 PM (krQz2)

62 This is the next topic on The Five.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (63Dwl)

63 James and the Giant Solar Panel Array

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (guGkK)

64
Oompa oompa
Oompa de trans
We can make a snatch
Out of your glans

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (DekHM)

65 Captains Courageous is a great movie too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

66 "Ace of People of Color HQ" seems appropriate to respect the spirit of the times.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XIJ/X)



Ace of Shovels HQ

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)

67 not much to say to that. I can only be offended for so long and I am still pissed about the whole Laura Ingalls Wilder concellation

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2023 05:27 PM (xhaym)

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Cancelling Dr. Seuss was a Grinch too far for me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (wsx8x)

68 [No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. "If you don't like it, don't read/watch/listen to it."

All the work of the Woke is specifically aimed at offending those of faith.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (l7lsb)

69 45 They actually cut Kipling out of Matilda.


It's like what else are they going to cut, What a shame, I loved Charlie and the Cholate Factory and the Glass Elevator as a Kid, Fuck these people

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (tIjRn)

70 Charlie and the Carbon Neutral Factory
Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (5FPX4)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (FUVRY)

71 45 They actually cut Kipling out of Matilda.

Yeah she's reading Jane Austin instead, because GRRRL POWER!!!!1!1!!! No more white men!!!
======
This is an interesting position since Jane Austin mainly wrote romcoms where her wily heroines plot to win the designated man before he can get out of reach.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (W+kMI)

72 Subtle substitution of certain terms is all that's needed.

Posted by: Little White Sambo at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

73 You know, the fat part didn't hurt as much as being called a greedy nincompoop, but thanks for nothin', Wokies!

Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (FJYfm)

74 re 25: i recall reading years ago that some versions of the booked had changed "n----- jim" to "big jim"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (kFrCu)

75 Ace of Shovels HQ
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)



Naw. "Shovels" still sounds kind of slave-ish. Black people used shovels when they literally built America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (guGkK)

76 Remember when SNL parodied [conservative] "Church Lady" who wanted to ban everything for being satanic?

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (5FPX4)

77 London has a zone in which they require a fee paid every day for having a car older than a certain age in order to "cut down on pollution." They just expanded that zone significantly.

You know who has older cars? Poor people. Its a tax on being poor.

There's a way to avoid some of the fees with the 15 minute city plan: a big circular run of roads around the area you can use that avoid the fees for moving from zone to zone... by taking twice as far to drive. Increasing "emissions."

They're idiots, the EU is run by absolute imbeciles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (0hOvj)

78 In case you really want your Monday BP going north
Tiffany Network Deboooonking Election Fraud Myths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qlqNd6cdkI

Posted by: micky at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (3byMq)

79 [No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. "If you don't like it, don't read/watch/listen to it."

All the work of the Woke is specifically aimed at offending those of faith.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (l7lsb)
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Yup, and that's what they told religious conservatives back in the 70s. "You can always change the channel or turn it off".

But progs are on a mission from God.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

80 “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. History has stopped.”
- Orwell 1984

I also read somewhere that Britain's security state is associating reading 1984 with right-wing terrorism. Among others includes Shakespeare, Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


===============

Wait until they get to the works of Emmanuel Goldstein!

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (Z32m1)

81 29
'No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. '

NFS. Does my sensibility matter only as far my willingness to commit violence?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (roH4R)

82 I also read somewhere that Britain's security state is associating reading 1984 with right-wing terrorism. Among others includes Shakespeare, Canterbury Tales, Beowulf, Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM (fs1hN)

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They left out the Magna Carta and U.S. Constitution.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (wsx8x)

83
Set the fork down, push the plate away before you consume 4,000 calories and maybe you won't be so offended by the word 'fat'.

For some strange reason I would never be offended by someone calling me fat. Oh, that's right... I'm not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)

84 We are going to pass a bill recognizing Feb 27 as "National Puppy Day"

In reconciliation, we will delete the part about Feb 27 being National puppy day, and substitute this 4000 pages of omnibus spending.

What? You don't support Puppy day?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (JglZ8)

85 That England, that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.

Posted by: John of Gaunt at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (XlE1Z)

86 Let's make all the food nazis happy.
Charlie and the Carob Factory

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:41 PM (W+kMI)

87 22 Can't wait until the Woke Bowdlerizing crew get to Huckleberry Finn and replace all usages of the "N-word" and "slave" with "African American" and "non-paid worker".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:30 PM (W+kMI)

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It'll be "BIPOC Jim". And don't forget about "Native American Joe" from Tom Sawyer

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 05:41 PM (uPgE/)

88 They actually cut Kipling out of Matilda.
Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM


To be fair, no one under 90 even knows how to kipple these days.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:41 PM (Wnv9h)

89
Naw. "Shovels" still sounds kind of slave-ish. Black people used shovels when they literally built America.
Posted by: Cicero


They built the railroads. I saw it on Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

90 Puffin Books is owned by Penguin Books, which is owned by Penguin Random House, which is owned by Bertelsmann, which was one of the biggest publishers for the Third Reich and used Jewish slave labor during WW2.

Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (dTFZY)

91 Naw. "Shovels" still sounds kind of slave-ish. Black people used shovels when they literally built America.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (guGkK)


Ace of Excavation Equipment HQ

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (ZSK0i)

92 You know, the fat part didn't hurt as much as being called a greedy nincompoop, but thanks for nothin', Wokies!

Posted by: Augustus Gloop at February 20, 2023 05:39 PM (FJYfm)
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I read that the Bowdlerized version calls you "enormous", but just not "fat".

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

93 All this bastardizing of books maing me stabby

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (Xlnez)

94 >Remember when SNL parodied [conservative] "Church Lady" who wanted to ban everything for being satanic?

Around the same time Jim Carrey had a character that was a "female bodybuilder"

Those were the times we could laugh at the ludicrousness.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (DB16e)

95 Remember when SNL parodied [conservative] "Church Lady" who wanted to ban everything for being satanic?

I recall the skits as being actually kind of in favor of the Church Lady, and that being a really well-liked character. They may have meant it to be mockery but Dana Carvey made her likable and fun. And... um, usually kinda right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (0hOvj)

96 Google has bought the rights to the Bible and are making it a Trans coming of age story.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (JglZ8)

97
And don't forget about "Native American Joe" from Tom Sawyer
Posted by: No One of Consequence


IndigiJoe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (63Dwl)

98 85 That England, that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Posted by: John of Gaunt at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (XlE1Z)

England arrested a Priest because he was wearing his Frock and that was threatening to the abortion Clinic as he walked by it.

England is lost

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (tIjRn)

99 Captains Courageous is a great movie too.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2023 05:38 PM (xPl2

You would think I'd disagree just because I loved the book so much but they did the movie very well.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (O4AMf)

100 I would say I told you so but then they might try to change my book again.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (PbwT0)

101 That England, that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Posted by: John of Gaunt at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM


*sings*

Fool, Britannia.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (Wnv9h)

102 In order to employ us all we can't use shovels. Spoons are where it's at.

Posted by: micky at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (3byMq)

103 Google has bought the rights to the Bible and are making it a Trans coming of age story.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 20, 2023 05:42 PM (JglZ


They'd have to get the rights from St. Jerome and he's dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (guGkK)

104 No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. '

NFS. Does my sensibility matter only as far my willingness to commit violence?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (roH4R)


Although South Park seems to be drifting leftward, they still have a good bit about a family with the last name White, whose son was killed by police, and the father complains that no one cares "when it's the Whites."

Posted by: Wally at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (FJYfm)

105 Most normies try to be polite. We'll tolerate this incursion, then that incursion, for the sake of civility and because we don't want to offend. But they keep pushing. For every normie, there comes a time that they'll just push the wrong button one too many times -- and that'll shove that normie over the edge. This one might be mine....

Time to start taking back our symbols, our history, our literature, and our language. Those things are ours -- not theirs.

Posted by: pikkumatti at February 20, 2023 05:44 PM (LNiNn)

106 But if we don't destroy our common language and pervert the past to conform to their lies, these mentally ill losers might kill themselves!

Or not.

There is no proof they would kill themselves.

Besides: That would make society better off.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2023 05:44 PM (5EnGD)

107 You can't change history. You can only lie about it.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2023 05:44 PM (MF3yS)

108 They can't write a woke rip off of these books - they have to destroy the originals.
The devil cannot create.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (Xlnez)

109 Those guys are fags.

Posted by: Flaming clown boner world at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (zLJNe)

110 'Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.'

Posted by: Puddleglum, 1984 is not a how to guide at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (sAmhv)

111 " calling it "absurd censorship" by "bowdlerising sensitivity police".

The expurgation of Christian norms from the schools is a heinous act.

(had to look up bowdlerize, and it gave me 'expurgation', which I also had to look up ... heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

112 40 There is a lot of "troublesome" literature written by lefties that will be recast as "woke" soon enough.

Then the real bitching and moaning starts.
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It's sort of happening now with the campaign to cancel J.K. Rowling out of the Harry Potter series. The cancellation effort was even aimed at the recent video game based on Hogwarts. A lot of people went and got and played the game anyway. The scolds didn't win that time.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (W+kMI)

113 They'd have to get the rights from St. Jerome and he's dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (guGkK)
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I know of a librarian whose uncle thinks he's St. Jerome.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (XlE1Z)

114 The part in Huckleberry Finn where Jim argues that Solomon wasn't a wise man after all is one of the funniest passages in English prose, IMO.


On the larger scale, it's one of the most poignant arguments against slavery ever published. Those who get offended by it are too stupid to get it.

Consider: Huck has been brought up to believe that anyone who helps a slave escape is fundamentally equivalent to a horse thief. But when his friend Jim is in trouble, Huck helps him, even though Huck sincerely believes that he's going to go to Hell for it.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (bW8dp)

115 The criticism comes amid a growing trend for publishers to employ so-called "sensitivity readers" who work alongside editors to identify references to gender, race, weight, violence or mental health that might offend readers.

__________

No one, it seems, cares whenever I'm offended. "If you don't like it, don't read/watch/listen to it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (MoZTd)
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When "Political Correctness" first began appearing (I'm thinking late 80's / early 90's when I was living in the Bay Area), I used to argue against it by getting a lefty loon to agree to its premise that "if it offends any one person, then it has to go, right?" -- followed by "well, political correctness itself offends me, so it has to go, right?"

Followed by the typical stuttering obfuscations and willful evasions ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (wsx8x)

116 100 I would say I told you so but then they might try to change my book again.
Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (PbwT0)

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Pretty sure I read your book. That was the one about the evil Winston Smith, and his paranoid distrust of the benevolent Big Brother, right?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (uPgE/)

117 This shit would stop if people started getting punched in the schnauzer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (6VKyY)

118 There is no proof they would kill themselves.

And I don't care. I will not be held hostage by the mentally ill holding a gun to their heads. I am not a citizen of Rock Ridge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (0hOvj)

119 In order to employ us all we can't use shovels. Spoons are where it's at.
Posted by: micky at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (3byMq)
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In the Psychedelic Shack?

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (krQz2)

120 The world is becoming a combo of 1984 and Brave New World. Well at least the soma in BNW.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (O4AMf)

121 "I recall the skits as being actually kind of in favor of the Church Lady, and that being a really well-liked character. They may have meant it to be mockery but Dana Carvey made her likable and fun. And... um, usually kinda right."

Exactly. You can't have dramatic interest without empathy. It's why villains can and should be fun sometimes, and in some ways relatable. It's the core of humanism in the arts.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (5FPX4)

122 Ace,

At the next coblogger's retreat (Bali?...hint...hint) I think we should discuss cleaning up the name "Ace of Spades HQ."

"Ace of People of Color HQ" seems appropriate to respect the spirit of the times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XIJ/X)
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I find the word "Ace" itself triggering (SWIDT?).

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (wsx8x)

123 {105} Most normies try to be polite. We'll tolerate this incursion, then that incursion, for the sake of civility and because we don't want to offend. But they keep pushing. For every normie, there comes a time that they'll just push the wrong button one too many times -- and that'll shove that normie over the edge. This one might be mine....

Time to start taking back our symbols, our history, our literature, and our language. Those things are ours -- not theirs.

Posted by: pikkumatti at February 20, 2023 05:44 PM (LNiNn)


Read Rudyard Kipling's poem, "The Beginnings": https://tinyurl.com/jyfubhpb

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (nRMeC)

124 Roald Dahl, bad. Books with illustrations of underage ghey cocksucking, good.

Posted by: Flaming clown boner world, still at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (zLJNe)

125 'Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.'

Posted by: Puddleglum, 1984 is not a how to guide at February 20, 2023 05:45 PM (sAmhv)
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Knock it off, terrorist!

Posted by: UK Ministry of Surveillance at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)

126 A lot of people went and got and played the game anyway. The scolds didn't win that time.

Gamers do not care what the woke scolds think or want. They just want a fun game. The attempt to take over the gaming industry has been slightly successful at the production level (like the women front line combat soldiers being included in a Call of Duty game set in WW2) where woke is kind of taking hold, but all that's done is make gamers not buy that crap and get other games that haven't been so infected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (0hOvj)

127 90
'used Jewish slave labor during WW2.'

For editing?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (roH4R)

128 Ace of Garden Tools?

Ace Hardware...wait, that's taken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (6VKyY)

129 90 Puffin Books is owned by Penguin Books, which is owned by Penguin Random House, which is owned by Bertelsmann, which was one of the biggest publishers for the Third Reich and used Jewish slave labor during WW2.
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Funny on how it keeps leading back to former Nazis and former Nazi collaborators.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 05:48 PM (W+kMI)

130 coming soon:

charlie and the beyond meat factory.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (kFrCu)

131 "Ace of People of Color HQ" seems appropriate to respect the spirit of the times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XIJ/X)
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I find the word "Ace" itself triggering (SWIDT?).
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (wsx8x)



We may be down to Right Wing Blog With Puns And Assorted Profanity then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (guGkK)

132 Ace of all Suits Headquarters

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (xhxe8)

133 And I don't care. I will not be held hostage by the mentally ill holding a gun to their heads. I am not a citizen of Rock Ridge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:46 PM (0hOvj)

Lawdy Lawd! He desp't! Do what he sayyyyyy! Do what he saaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart's Polish Hostage Act at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (zLJNe)

134
'Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.'

Needs repeating nonstop until this insanity ends.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

135 Charlie and the Cock Factory

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (KePuj)

136 Stop all these comments! Letters trigger me!

Posted by: Runic Peoples at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (5FPX4)

137 We may be down to Right Wing Blog With Puns And Assorted Profanity then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:49 PM (guGkK)
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"Smart" sounds painful and "Military" sounds violent.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (krQz2)

138 Most normies try to be polite.

The right is showing incredible restraint, and I fear when it finally breaks. There are leftists already out assassinating key figures they don't like, at least one a day now. I do not know where things have to get before that dam breaks, but its gonna happen eventually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (0hOvj)

139 Ace of Not A Hoe

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (6VKyY)

140 It won't be long before the fire department shows up at your house to burn your books.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (OUiUM)

141 17 “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. History has stopped.”
- Orwell 1984

Posted by: Chuck Martel



I figured some fine horde member would beat me to the Orwell quote. Oh well (kicks dirt. walks slowly away)

Posted by: Puddleglum, 1984 is not a how to guide at February 20, 2023 05:50 PM (sAmhv)

142 We need a rainbow heart for a logo...

(spit choke cough)

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2023 05:51 PM (8erNz)

143 Charlie and the Butt Plugg factory

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:51 PM (KePuj)

144 When I hear "land of the free and the home of the brave" I don't know whether to laugh, cry or make the "jerkoff" gesture.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:51 PM (5FPX4)

145 Yeah, they are also beginning to implement the 15 minute city design as well. Literally, they are imposing it in England. Big fines for leaving your zone, enforced by tons of cameras on everyone.

I'm using the various search engines, both "good" and bad to look up "15 minute city". Interestingly, the vast majority of the suggested links are Karens, Government Worshippers, Malthusians, Leftists, etc. who are characterizing the concept as heaven on earth, using traditional motte and bailey arguments to claim, without evidence or even a feeble attempt to demonstrate that anyone against it or even questioning is a conspiracy theorist and its even not worth debating because every claim against it has been "debunked".

I can't find any conspiracy theories or anything even challenging 15 minute cities in the search engines.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 20, 2023 05:52 PM (l7lsb)

146 Ace of No Math

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (krQz2)

147 Everything Within the State, Nothing Against the State, Nothing Outside the State.

Better get your mind right or that white balloon will be outside your door.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (OUiUM)

148 I am guessing my fanfic re-writing The Lorax as a Gay Snuff Film is going to run into insurmountable hurdles at publication.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (1aMXN)

149 143 Charlie and the Butt Plugg factory
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Wouldn't that be Peter and the Buttplug Factory?

Posted by: JEM at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (8erNz)

150 I'm afraid it's the frog in the boiling pot. The slow grinding away of our liberties from the non-stop advance of Marxism has people numb.

That was always the plan. Slowly enough that no one reacts with force.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 05:54 PM (6VKyY)

151 Better get your mind right or that white balloon will be outside your door.

Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (OUiUM)
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Be seeing you.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:54 PM (krQz2)

152 I was inevitable, really.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (1aMXN)

153 Charlie And The Factory Where They Make Books About Boys Sucking Dick.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)

154 in the new version of the bible, miriam will help moses bring five of the commandments down from mt sinai

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (kFrCu)

155 Read Rudyard Kipling's poem, "The Beginnings": https://tinyurl.com/jyfubhpb
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 20, 2023 05:47 PM (nRMeC)

I think that was about WW1 and the death of his son right? Kipling didn't like Germans.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (O4AMf)

156 A people living under a written constitution but without the living spirit of freedom is like an orchestra made of deaf people sight reading the music.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (5FPX4)

157 James and the Giant Dildo

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (KePuj)

158 "Ace" is itself a problematic term indicating superior ability at a given skill or endeavor, or occupying the very top of some form of hierarchy. This is clearly a word created by and for benefit of white supremacy, and must be stopped.

Posted by: Woke at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (zLJNe)

159 > Better get your mind right or that white balloon will be outside your door.

Yeah, I've seen The Prisoner.


Massive explosion at a foundry in Bedford, OH. At least 12 severely burned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (bW8dp)

160 Can we haz a thread on MGT calling for nat div?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (nnIN9)

161
Ace of No Math

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM


460 out of every 1,000 commenters ignore this rule. Wish I could calculate the percentage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

162 144 When I hear "land of the free and the home of the brave" I don't know whether to laugh, cry or make the "jerkoff" gesture.
Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:51 PM (5FPX4)

Yeah, we are now more 'Land of the Home, Free of the Brave'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

163 I am not a number. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!

From the WEF: LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

164 148 I am guessing my fanfic re-writing The Lorax as a Gay Snuff Film is going to run into insurmountable hurdles at publication.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 05:53 PM (1aMXN

Gay snuff? Like Kodiak?

Posted by: If it ain't Copenhagen, you're a fag at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM (zLJNe)

165 I can't remember who said it but it was a novelist i believe who said everyone should be making the effort to purchase books as a means of preservation before they get completely erased by the woke.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (VTu1l)

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Glenn Beck's 501(c)(3) charity Mercury One has created an "American Journey Experience Museum and Training Center in Irving, TX to teach real history backed by truth via collections of documents, artifacts, and stories that molded this great country.

Pretty ambitious, and I believe they've acquired some rare & interesting items over just the past couple of years. [They may need to try and duplicate the Library of Congress before its intentionally burned to the ground.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM (wsx8x)

166 "Ace" is itself a problematic term indicating superior ability at a given skill or endeavor, or occupying the very top of some form of hierarchy. This is clearly a word created by and for benefit of white supremacy, and must be stopped.
Posted by: Woke at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (zLJNe)
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It is ableist in a way that Lamont, You Big Dummy is not.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM (krQz2)

167 The blog could have spinoffs...

Ace of Hearts -- dating service
Ace of Diamonds -- investments
Ace of Clubs -- weaponry

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (bW8dp)

168 Read this & immediately ordered used box set published in 2016. Hope that's far enough back.

Posted by: Biblio at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (TC1f5)

169
"well, political correctness itself offends me, so it has to go, right?"

Followed by the typical stuttering obfuscations and willful evasions ...
Posted by: ShainS


That's how Captain Kirk made computers blow up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

170 I can't find any conspiracy theories or anything even challenging 15 minute cities in the search engines.

Britain just had a big series of rallies opposed to it (complete with hired Antifa NPCS to chant no fascism).

Paul Joseph Watson covers it

https://youtu.be/TpfhBPDUs9A

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (0hOvj)

171 Can we haz a thread on MGT calling for nat div?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (nnIN9)

This what I've been waiting for. MGT is crazy enough and has no shits to give in order to bring it up.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (O4AMf)

172 3 items:
What's funny is that over on the Left side of the net, this is being blamed on..... evil capitalism.

The taliban destroyed some Assyrian art, and they are claiming "this is what those Christian fanatics would do if they could in this country."

Just checked Wikipedia on the Ohio Toxic Event, and they have a big section Trump rescinding the ofuckwad regulation on brakes, and the oretard admin not having had a chance to reinstate it. In a later section they mention that it was the axle and track, and ignoring fault signal without making it clear it had nothing to do with the brakes.

Who knew that Winston Smith would be an army of stupid kids.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (bptrm)

173 If "Cuties" wasn't enough, you should boycott Netflix with this fresh disgusting act.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (/LgGa)

174 Apropos of nothing, I have to walk up town in an hour because the wife wants to go to our last Mardi Gras parade.

It seems her cheap plastic bead reserves are depleted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

175 158 "Ace" is itself a problematic term indicating superior ability at a given skill or endeavor, or occupying the very top of some form of hierarchy. This is clearly a word created by and for benefit of white supremacy, and must be stopped.
Posted by: Woke at February 20, 2023 05:56 PM (zLJNe)

But an Ace can self identify as either a 1, or an 11, ergo an Ace is Bi. Thus covered by the Woke Hierarchy of Victimness.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (oHd/0)

176 Only problem I have is if we want a national divorce we will have to take the briar patch strategy to get the Left to agree.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (O4AMf)

177 A people living under a written constitution but without the living spirit of freedom is like an orchestra made of deaf people sight reading the music.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (5FPX4)
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They talked to Connie, she's totally cool with all this stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (krQz2)

178 I'm waiting for some serious "educator" to overtly argue that literacy is a form of white supremacy, and we should go back to the oral transmission of folk tales, and let our technocrats handle the stuff on paper.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (5FPX4)

179 A high trust society is first world.
That is behind us, due to TPTB.

We are going to low-trust, criminal gang, third world status.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

180 This *will* be a topic for discussion on the Sunday Morning Book Thread, as it was this past weekend as well.

It's disgusting and evil and just plain wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (BpYfr)

181 There is a lot of "troublesome" literature written by lefties that will be recast as "woke" soon enough.

Then the real bitching and moaning starts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM


Are you kidding? They'll be using Lolita as a textbook in middle school.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

182 Buy old books, anything new is probably woke written
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That has been. policy of mine for decades to not buy any theology books written after 1950. Nothing magical about 1950, but editors have since taken over and are destroying creative work in the name of making it palatable to some unspecific demographic that is easily offended, stupid, and/or intolerant of any views outside of the contemporary narrative.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 20, 2023 05:35 PM (l7lsb)
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Ditto for dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference works.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (wsx8x)

183 174 Apropos of nothing, I have to walk up town in an hour because the wife wants to go to our last Mardi Gras parade.

It seems her cheap plastic bead reserves are depleted.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

Which of you is going to be flashing their tits?

Posted by: Just asking at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (zLJNe)

184
My wife advised me today what the proper term of replacement is for the 'master bedroom'. I ignored her.

I'm sleeping in the master bedroom tonight. She can sleep in the 'woke' replacement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (enJYY)

185 Ace is Bi?

Does Garret know?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (6VKyY)

186 >>I'm waiting for some serious "educator" to overtly argue that literacy is a form of white supremacy


Appreciating it certainly is these days.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (1aMXN)

187 but the publisher will lie to you and say it is written by Roald Dahl.

they say they have to do it because he was an anti-semite.

WW2 fighter pilot Roald Dahl who went up against the Luftwaffe says you're welcome.

Posted by: x at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (ZBPE2)

188 G'rump928(c)

Will she be flashing people to get those beads? Inquiring minds and all that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

189 Yeah the latest you can rely on dictionaries and reference material to be relatively free of woke infection is around 1995.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (0hOvj)

190 I'm so old I remember when Christians wanting to ban sexually explicit materials from elementary school libraries was Fahrenheit 451 brought to life.

Yes the left banning/altering books to assuage feelings, which IIRC was official reason in Fahrenheit 451 too, is...ok.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (lc5cP)

191 Just checked Wikipedia on the Ohio Toxic Event, and they have a big section Trump rescinding the ofuckwad regulation on brakes, and the oretard admin not having had a chance to reinstate it. In a later section they mention that it was the axle and track, and ignoring fault signal without making it clear it had nothing to do with the brakes.

Who knew that Winston Smith would be an army of stupid kids.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (bptrm)
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There's a lady who is no friend of Trump saying that this train still wouldn't have been required to have those brakes if Obama's XO hadn't been canceled out by Trump. You have to be hauling over 40% flammable chemicals in order to require those brakes.

More fake news from the experts in fake news.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (krQz2)

192 181 There is a lot of "troublesome" literature written by lefties that will be recast as "woke" soon enough.

Then the real bitching and moaning starts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM

Are you kidding? They'll be using Lolita as a textbook in middle school.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



'Lolita' will be a dude and renamed 'Lou'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, 1984 is not a how to guide at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (sAmhv)

193 WW2 fighter pilot Roald Dahl was an Ace. With over 5 enemy planes shot down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

194 This world needs an enema!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (up/3i)

195 I wonder when people will catch on to where the "authoritarianism" is coming from but I fear it's already too late. Maybe people have caught on but the vote it too fucking rigged.

I guess that would make it in a sense - "too late".

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)
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"Trump saying 'pussy' is literally The Holocaust!"

As I began saying in 2020, and it appears to be an order of magnitude worse now: half the world has gone clinically insane.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (wsx8x)

196 Hey kids, what's up?

Posted by: Guy Montag at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (PiwSw)

197 That has been. policy of mine for decades to not buy any theology books written after 1950. Nothing magical about 1950,

At one point I got motivated to read medieval philosophy and...I was amazed that almost nothing of value has been added since then.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (lc5cP)

198 OT:

https://tinyurl.com/bddx645b

Paywalled article...but basic gist?

Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.

Posted by: I Stand with No One at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (osaBc)

199 I'm waiting for some serious "educator" to overtly argue that literacy is a form of white supremacy
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Remembering stuff is, itself, a form of White Supremacy.

But I can't remember why....

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

200 This world needs an enema!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (up/3i)

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"We'd like to teach the whites to swing
In perfect harmony ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (wsx8x)

201 Are you kidding? They'll be using Lolita as a textbook in middle school.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)
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Lolita is tame compared to the graphic kiddie diddling stuff they are already putting in school libraries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (BpYfr)

202
Be seeing you.
Posted by: Axeman


Don't flash that white supremacy sign!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

203 Meanwhile Ol' Scranton Joe is marching us to thermonuclear war with the Russkies AND the Chinese by doubling down our proxy war in Ukraine.
Serious leadership have we.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (5FPX4)

204 >>Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.

How do you order one of those? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (1aMXN)

205 G'rump928(c)

Will she be flashing people to get those beads? Inquiring minds and all that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 06:01 PM (u82oZ)



I will take some tasteful snapshots if she does.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (yQpMk)

206 Paywalled article...but basic gist?

Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.
Posted by: I Stand with No One at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (osaBc)



Opened it in Vivaldi and saw no paywall.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (ZSK0i)

207 I wonder when people will catch on to where the "authoritarianism" is coming from but I fear it's already too late. Maybe people have caught on but the vote it too fucking rigged.

I guess that would make it in a sense - "too late".

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)
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I have it on good authority that Trump's the authoritarian!!!

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (krQz2)

208 I spent the weekend with my depressing lefty sister. Trump caused the East Palestine derailment disaster, and NS compounded the problems with layoffs this past year. Ron DeSantis is a hypocritical book burner who hates free speech almost as much as he hates gay people and brown immigrants. "Fact", she assured me.

Question not the woke gospel, said she. Angry and stupid is an unattractive package. How she ever persuaded a guy to marry her is beyond my ken.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (h7OA3)

209 This would all be better if they just said what they really mean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (6VKyY)

210 Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.

Posted by: I Stand with No One at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (osaBc)
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And San Francisco sidewalks?

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)

211 Ohio can't win for losing.

Happening Now: Massive explosion at Ohio metal factory

Bryn Caswell@BrynCaswellTV
Multiple reports of an explosion in Bedford. Heavy smoke and roads are blocked off.


Shane B. Murphy@shanermurph
#Bedford #Ohio
Explosion with fire in industrial metal facility:
“Following an unknown incident, crews were sent to the 22500 block on Alexander Road around 2:30 p.m. where I. Schumann & Co., which produces copper alloys, is located.”

NE Ohio Scanner@NEO_Scan
u/d: Macedonia also. At least 12 burn victims. Need more ambulances. Setting up triage area. Calling for medevac helos.

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Video, pictures at link.

https://bit.ly/3YMiXZk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (FVME7)

212 I can't wait to read "1985".

Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (AmoqO)

213 Glenn Beck's 501(c)(3) charity Mercury One has created an "American Journey Experience Museum and Training Center in Irving, TX to teach real history backed by truth via collections of documents, artifacts, and stories that molded this great country.

Pretty ambitious, and I believe they've acquired some rare & interesting items over just the past couple of years. [They may need to try and duplicate the Library of Congress before its intentionally burned to the ground.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 05:57 PM
Some people may say GB is crazy. Whatever. If he's crazy it's a good crazy because he warned us about all this crap. Glen Beck is like Rush Limbaugh's goofy cousin IMO.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (MF3yS)

214 Be seeing you.
Posted by: Axeman

Don't flash that white supremacy sign!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

What is the sign now? I can't keep up because the Left keeps adding to it.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (O4AMf)

215
OT:

https://tinyurl.com/bddx645b

Paywalled article...but basic gist?

Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.
Posted by: I Stand with No One


https://archive.is/fTByy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

216 At one point I got motivated to read medieval philosophy and...I was amazed that almost nothing of value has been added since then.

There's been a lot of historical, archaeological, and cultural information re-learned over the centuries, and that has had an impact on things like understanding covenants, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)

217 Ron DeSantis is a hypocritical book burner who hates free speech almost as much as he hates gay people and brown immigrants. "Fact", she assured me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (h7OA3)
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Ask her if she is aware that other states make curriculum decisions.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:06 PM (krQz2)

218 WW2 fighter pilot Roald Dahl was an Ace. With over 5 enemy planes shot down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 20, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

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Wow, didn't know that, Salty -- thanks! In hindsight, makes my comment @ 122 even more apropos.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:06 PM (wsx8x)

219 They'd have to get the rights from St. Jerome and he's dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (guGkK)
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Anthony Burgess wrote "1985". His take on future dystopia is somewhat closer the our present than Orwell's.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 20, 2023 06:06 PM (XlE1Z)

220 Lolita is tame compared to the graphic kiddie diddling stuff they are already putting in school libraries.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2023 06:03 PM


*sigh*

True. Showing my 29 years there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (Wnv9h)

221 Paste error.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (XlE1Z)

222 Bedford Ohio is north of Akron, south of Cleveland.

FYI

Posted by: Puddleglum, 1984 is not a how to guide at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (sAmhv)

223 >> At one point I got motivated to read medieval philosophy and...I was amazed that almost nothing of value has been added since then.


We can't move forward until we kill all the utilitarians.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (1aMXN)

224 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (u73oe)

225 Perhaps the author's name should be Ronald Dall?

If you change an author's words, you cannot claim it to be his or her work.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (TXFi7)

226 Lolita: Don't be like this guy. He's a loser and you should hate him.

Modern Gay Versions of Lolita: Isn't it romantic this middle aged dude is having sex with a teen? SO BRAVE! SO STUNNING!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (lc5cP)

227 Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (h7OA3)

Your sister is, well, an idiot. And she has the right to vote, to engage in commerce, and to own property. Yay.

Posted by: Sometimes the old ways are best at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (zLJNe)

228 I'm waiting for some serious "educator" to overtly argue that literacy is a form of white supremacy

Well there have been several professors who claim that grammar is white supremacy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 06:08 PM (0hOvj)

229 This would all be better if they just said what they really mean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM (6VKyY)
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They are not that good with language.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)

230 Have they cancelled the Koran yet? Because I'm pretty sure there was some bloody conquest and child sex abuse in it.

Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 06:08 PM (5FPX4)

231
They should hire me to edit these Dahl works for wokeness. I'd woke the living shit out of the whole fucking world.

Mantilda will be so far ahead of xer age that xhe decides to be a boy at the age of two. Mx. Trunchbull tells xim that vaginosity is unbecoming a young man and xhe can't join the girls' swim team until he gets rid of that fronthole sews on a wiener made of factory seconds. Then everyone agrees that it's the only right way to do gender.

And so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2023 06:08 PM (oINRc)

232 I fuckin hate liberals. They are all mini talibans.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2023 06:09 PM (EVR4i)

233 212 I can't wait to read "1985".
Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (AmoqO)


Anthony Burgess already wrote it. It's about how a toxic combination of Islamism and Socialism has taken over Britain, i.e. it's a documentary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:09 PM (PiwSw)

234 Paste error.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 20, 2023 06:07 PM (XlE1Z)


Switch to glue.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 06:09 PM (ZSK0i)

235 Teenage girl begs to go back to warzone of Ukraine after experiencing the glories of a San Francisco public education.

How do you order one of those? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM


You really are asking for a friend, aren't you, garrett?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:09 PM (Wnv9h)

236 I bought a big box set of the Dahl books with all the lovely Quentin Blake illustrations a while back. Still unopened. Maybe with this current work madness it's worth a mint, but I'll never ever sell.

I want off this great glass elevator of madness!

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (+mkOR)

237 1:00 minute video

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum
A one hour time-lapse of people dumping @Project_Veritas after they ousted @JamesOKeefeIII

#JamesOKeefeIsProjectVeritas
With festive music!

https://tinyurl.com/4n4axa2u

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

238 I am falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe8)

239 I see Captain Obvious beat me to it. Boy, you can't get anything past the Horde these days...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (PiwSw)

240 I can't wait to read "1985".
Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:05 PM (AmoqO)
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You can listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW8nBlZZvxM

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (krQz2)

241 230 Have they cancelled the Koran yet? Because I'm pretty sure there was some bloody conquest and child sex abuse in it.
Posted by: Zek at February 20, 2023 06:08 PM (5FPX4)

The opposite. These fuckers would rewrite it to make the child sex abuse part nauseatingly specific and add illustrations. They're all in on child exploitation.

Posted by: We can haz cleansing fire? at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (zLJNe)

242 I am falling asleep
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe


(slaps Skip)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (ZSK0i)

243 Paywalled article...but basic gist?

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It didn't take Yana long to realize that real life in her eighth grade classes at Marina Middle School was nothing like the scenes that played out on her [television] screen.

Students interrupted classes, jumped on desks, cursed at teachers. At first, Yana wondered what was going on, but then, "nothing happened." Students were not disciplined or prevented from repeat behavior.

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We surrendered to the barbarians and are shocked that they're barbarians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (FVME7)

244 Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (geLO8)

245
I spent the weekend with my depressing lefty sister.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 20, 2023 06:04 PM


I feel your pain. But I ripped that bandaid off last year after a J6 'discussion' with my leftist sister where I tore her to shreds.

You know how to tell when you devastated a leftist? They say, "This discussion is over!" and slam the phone down immediately. I just chuckled.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (enJYY)

246 >>There's a lady who is no friend of Trump saying that this train still wouldn't have been required to have those brakes if Obama's XO hadn't been canceled out by Trump. You have to be hauling over 40% flammable chemicals in order to require those brakes.

That lady happens to work in Biden's National Transportation Safety Board.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

247 244 Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (geLO


Foghorn O'Leghorn, nooooooo!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:12 PM (PiwSw)

248 That lady happens to work in Biden's National Transportation Safety Board.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)
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I.e., a traitor to America. Who needs lynching.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:13 PM (krQz2)

249 >>> Don't worry, we'll win. The bastards are so lazy they won't even expend the energy to burn the books

I read there was some crazy indigenous lady up in canada sponsoring community book burnings of books deemed harmful to the indigenous people. They had to stop the burnings during covid though.

Would it surprise you to learn that they are digging into her background, and shocker, she might not even be indigenous but white? If she has any native American blood at all it's from the 1700s, so like 90% of white Canadians.

I'm going to start thinking there are more fake Native American activists than actual blooded indigenous ones.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (+mkOR)

250 154 in the new version of the bible, miriam will help moses bring five of the commandments down from mt sinai
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (kFrCu)

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"Commandments" sounds a bit demanding, don't it? Maybe the "Five Suggestions, But Really, You Do You".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (uPgE/)

251
BOY: Tales of Girlhood, by Roald Dahl

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (oINRc)

252 Damn. That plant explosion looks pretty bad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (Xrfse)

253
Danny, the Participant of the World

The Larger-Bodied Crocodile

The Finger Experiencing Magicness

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (wsx8x)

254 Not that schools are much different elsewhere, but San Francisco can't be on the even mediocre list.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (xhxe8)

255 This article is cute in that it assume kids are able to still read books.

Posted by: Roy at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (rqgpJ)

256 Charley and the Bag 'O Dicks Factory

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (iayUP)

257 F*cked stuff going on.

Explosion and fire at metal factory in Bedford, OH.

18 inch pipe bomb found near railroad tracks in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (DekHM)

258 Yani seems like a good kid, hope she stays that way

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (xhxe8)

259 Just purchased a first edition of James and Giant Peach. They aren't terribly expensive, but I will preserve it however I can.

Only assholes think they know better than the original authors, so I guess that makes Penguin a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (LOVUx)

260
I bet "The Magic Finger" will be a little different of a story once the groomers get a hold of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (oINRc)

261 That PV video of people dumping them is hilarious.

I'm still pissed that they tried acting like they weren't doing exactly what everyone knew they were doing.

They even posted a picture of O'Keefe on vacation acting like everything was swell. This was after the investors threatened them if they sacked O'Keefe.

Guess they got a promise from whatever lefty is now funding them that they would cover the financial loss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (6VKyY)

262 Ha! Mrs928 is in the kitchen battering chicken breasts and I reminded her the parade starts in 30 minutes.

She forgot. So maybe I won't have to go.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

263 Yeah, they are also beginning to implement the 15 minute city design as well. Literally, they are imposing it in England. Big fines for leaving your zone, enforced by tons of cameras on everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (0hOvj)

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If that comes here, they're gonna be a lot of broken and shot-out cameras found each morning. [At least I hope so, because I'll be one of those participating -- dressed in my best PantyFa Ninja gear.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (wsx8x)

264 You know how to tell when you devastated a leftist? They say, "This discussion is over!" and slam the phone down immediately. I just chuckled.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:11 PM (enJYY)

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Slamming the phone down just doesn't give the same satisfaction when it's a cell phone.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (uPgE/)

265 * THERE ARE gonna be a lot of ....

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (wsx8x)

266 250 154 in the new version of the bible, miriam will help moses bring five of the commandments down from mt sinai
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 20, 2023 05:55 PM (kFrCu)

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"Commandments" sounds a bit demanding, don't it? Maybe the "Five Suggestions, But Really, You Do You".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 06:14 PM (uPgE/)

Check this out:

http://www.bible-researcher.com/gan.html

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

267 Item 4

Anyone notice the latest propaganda? -- That Fox (and Tucker) is to blame for pushing the election fraud story. This is funny to me because
- Tucker specifically said there was no fraud and "I underestimated how strongly people would vote for [oretard] in order to restore normalcy"
- from what I recall, Fox was definitely NOT pushing the fraud story. Maybe some have changed because their audience refuses to ignore it.

It sounds to me like another propaganda attempt to explain whey 1/2 the country refuses to ignore the obvious fraud. And also maybe convince some of those people that they were lied to by Fox.

It just seemed to be a glaring disinfo op to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (bptrm)

268
Somebody tried to blow up some RR tracks in Philly today. A 14" pipebomb if I recall correctly.

Not being an expert in the black powder arts, I'm not sure how damaging that would be.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (enJYY)

269 263 Yeah, they are also beginning to implement the 15 minute city design as well. Literally, they are imposing it in England. Big fines for leaving your zone, enforced by tons of cameras on everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2023 05:36 PM (0hOvj)

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If that comes here, they're gonna be a lot of broken and shot-out cameras found each morning. [At least I hope so, because I'll be one of those participating -- dressed in my best PantyFa Ninja gear.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (wsx8x)

Purchasers of Ring doorbell cameras have already built most of the surveillance infrastructure and don't even realize it.

Posted by: Naught but hate for the surveillance state at February 20, 2023 06:18 PM (zLJNe)

270 Interesting story of Dahl the fighter pilot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 20, 2023 06:18 PM (FVME7)

271 I am torn...I despise this Woke rewriting, but Roald Dahl was a nasty anti-Semite and thoroughly hated Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:19 PM (XIJ/X)

272 Somebody tried to blow up some RR tracks in Philly today. A 14" pipebomb if I recall correctly.

Not being an expert in the black powder arts, I'm not sure how damaging that would be.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (enJYY)


I would cut a section of rail in a turn with thermite.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 20, 2023 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

273 Only assholes think they know better than the original authors, so I guess that makes Penguin a bunch of assholes.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 20, 2023 06:15 PM (LOVUx)
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A good editor can do wonders with a story...but that's not who these people are. It's one thing to edit the story before its published so that you are producing your best quality work. No, these assholes are REVISIONISTS through and through, believing that the Dahl's original works should never have seen the light of day in the first place.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2023 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

274 271 I am torn...I despise this Woke rewriting, but Roald Dahl was a nasty anti-Semite and thoroughly hated Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

and killed nazis

Posted by: x at February 20, 2023 06:22 PM (ZBPE2)

275 It just seemed to be a glaring disinfo op to me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 06:17 PM (bptrm)
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Yeah, I noticed it. It just seems to be based on the idea that "OF COURSE! Faux News pushed the election fraud story!!!"

With no more knowledge than the usual Miss Cleo act.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:22 PM (VZn2S)

276 Thanks everyone on the 1985 idea. I'm checking it out.

Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:22 PM (AmoqO)

277 I always assumed the Oompa Loompas were hung like a donkey.

Oompa Loompa, doopie dee doo,
We got a big fat wang to stick in you....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2023 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

278 83
Set the fork down, push the plate away before you consume 4,000 calories and maybe you won't be so offended by the word 'fat'.

For some strange reason I would never be offended by someone calling me fat. Oh, that's right... I'm not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)

Listen, Fat....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 20, 2023 06:23 PM (LOVUx)

279 England arrested a Priest because he was wearing his Frock and that was threatening to the abortion Clinic as he walked by it.

England is lost
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 20, 2023 05:43 PM (tIjRn)

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Feb. 9 story from Birmingham:

"A Catholic priest is facing a legal battle after he was charged for breaching a censorship zone by silently praying, in addition to holding a sign with the words “praying for free speech,” near a closed abortion facility in Birmingham."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:23 PM (wsx8x)

280 Sorry Ace, but we are changing your use of "spitballin" to "salivating". Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Woke Editors of the Internetz at February 20, 2023 06:23 PM (8GBH4)

281
James and the Giant LGBTQ+BFG
Charlie & The Non-Bianary Arugula Factory

Posted by: portlandon at February 20, 2023 06:24 PM (+oR7L)

282 Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:16 PM (wsx8x)

.22LR would work well and is quiet out of a long barrel. Put a nice scope on it and it would be a hoot!

Hypothetically of course.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:24 PM (XIJ/X)

283 I am torn...I despise this Woke rewriting, but Roald Dahl was a nasty anti-Semite and thoroughly hated Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:19 PM (XIJ/X)
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It's part of the game they are playing. They feel comfortable with editing Dahl because he's an "acceptable target" for his beliefs. It's only a matter of time before the move on to authors who are less controversial/problematic once they've established the precedent. He was not selected by accident.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 20, 2023 06:25 PM (BpYfr)

284 The thought occurred to me just releasing the videos to Tucker will make some Leftists convinced its a fake set up.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:25 PM (xhxe8)

285 James O'Keefe speech. I hope his former company burns with all the pieces of silver soros money they got to oust him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
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Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2023 06:25 PM (+mkOR)

286 Lolita is a very sad story. Ada is the smut that diddlers get into.
Is there a good scrapple available online? Chincoteague didn't have a great selection this weekend.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM (Eeb9P)

287 They should make the Oompa Loompas little drag queens.

Posted by: fd at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM (iayUP)

288 I can't wait until they rewrite Dr. Seuss.

That's gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM (pQBBP)

289 and killed nazis

Posted by: x at February 20, 2023 06:22 PM (ZBPE2)

And then embraced their politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM (XIJ/X)

290 Some might say the left is purging history of all wrong think.

They don't even know they are little stalins yet. Or perhaps they do.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (0Qrr3)

291 So...will it add to or subtract from Dahl's anti-Semitism when the graphic depictions of pederasty they'll append to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory describe the intactness or lack thereof of their foreskins?

Posted by: And what about docking? at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (zLJNe)

292 Faulkner was a little tard-insensitive in Sound and Fury.

Cause it refers to a line in Shakespeare.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (VZn2S)

293 288 I can't wait until they rewrite Dr. Seuss.

That's gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM (pQBBP)

Finnegan's Wake. Who would know?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

294 I can't wait until they rewrite Dr. Seuss.

That's gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM


Would you, could you, with a goat?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (Wnv9h)

295 'First Roman dildo' discovery shocks archaeologists: 'Exciting and intriguing'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (geLO8)

296 Did he just hold those anti Jewish feelings or did he act them out?

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (O4AMf)

297
The story of the pipebomb on the railroad tracks in Philly also mentioned it was behind a RC church. Of course.

The media is so obvious anymore why don't they just headline, "Priests plan to derail trains in Philadelphia subverted!"

Get it over with. Let CW 2.0 begin. Slow speed CW 2.0 is boring. And slow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)

298 Sorry Ace, but we are changing your use of "spitballin" to "salivating". Please make a note of it.
Posted by: Woke Editors
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I also note the sarcasm associated with: "problematic".
I find your sarcasm problematic.

Posted by: Woke sub-editor at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (sewR1)

299 295 'First Roman dildo' discovery shocks archaeologists: 'Exciting and intriguing'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (geLO8


Imagine the splinters

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (6VKyY)

300 294 I can't wait until they rewrite Dr. Seuss.

That's gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM


I think they removed some from libraries for being racist or something a while back

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

301 Get it over with. Let CW 2.0 begin. Slow speed CW 2.0 is boring. And slow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM


And far too ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (Wnv9h)

302 Dahl was also accused of misogyny and racism. Pat Neal (his actress wife) called him Roald the Rotten. Apparently some of the more racist and misogynist content was removed by his longtime editor. I think that is was during his life...not sure. So he was a piece of work. But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (V13WU)

303 33 Ace,

At the next coblogger's retreat (Bali?...hint...hint) I think we should discuss cleaning up the name "Ace of Spades HQ."

"Ace of People of Color HQ" seems appropriate to respect the spirit of the times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 05:33 PM (XIJ/X)
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Why not go with the nuns and call Spades 'Fucking Shovels'?

Posted by: Ciampino - you do remember the nun joke? at February 20, 2023 06:30 PM (qfLjt)

304 I find your sarcasm problematic.
Posted by: Woke sub-editor at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (sewR1)
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I find your lack of faith problematic.

Posted by: Woke Vader at February 20, 2023 06:30 PM (VZn2S)

305 Read a synopsis of "1985". Every bit as cheery as "1984".

Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:30 PM (AmoqO)

306 But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM


How many times do we have to say it?

Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at February 20, 2023 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)

307 The found pipe bombs make me wonder just a bit about how much of an "accident" was involved in a train accident that just happened to be hauling toxic chemicals.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:31 PM (W+kMI)

308 305 Read a synopsis of "1985". Every bit as cheery as "1984".
Posted by: Javems at February 20, 2023 06:30 PM (AmoqO)

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It's just Winston loving Big Brother.

Boring.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (pQBBP)

309 294 I can't wait until they rewrite Dr. Seuss.

That's gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:26 PM

Would you, could you, with a goat?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (Wnv9h)

Green Cocks and Ham
To Think That I Saw it on Folsom Street
The Twink in the Hat
The 500 Dicks of Bartholomew Cubbins

Posted by: More like Theodor GAYsil, amiright? at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (zLJNe)

310 I find your sarcasm problematic.
Posted by: Woke sub-editor at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (sewR1)
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I find your lack of faith problematic.
Posted by: Woke Vader at February 20, 2023 06:30 PM (VZn2S)

I find your lack of faith refreshing.

Posted by: Woker Vader at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (V13WU)

311 All the more reason to own physical copies of books but also movies, TV, & music. What the streaming services giveth the streaming services can taketh away.

Posted by: weew at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (+m+uH)

312 307 The found pipe bombs make me wonder just a bit about how much of an "accident" was involved in a train accident that just happened to be hauling toxic chemicals.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:31 PM (W+kMI

Same guy is lighting food processing plants on fire and shooting out substations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (6VKyY)

313 26 Damn it! Willowed twice today. I'm reposting. Because horrible puns, that's why.

Catholic puns are a bad habit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM

Better than surplice anal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (Wnv9h)
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I am incensed by your remark.

Posted by: Ciampino - joking apart at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

314 But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (V13WU)

so glad I got two big compilations of Kipling's work. In book form.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (UQUAY)

315 "A Catholic priest is facing a legal battle after he was charged for breaching a censorship zone by silently praying, in addition to holding a sign with the words “praying for free speech,” near a closed abortion facility in Birmingham."
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:23 PM (wsx8x)

Seems like some people are afraid of prayer.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (eGTCV)

316 Did he just hold those anti Jewish feelings or did he act them out?

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 06:28 PM (O4AMf)

I'm not sure what you mean by "act them out." He was quite vocal about his hatred of Israel and Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (XIJ/X)

317 302 Dahl was also accused of misogyny and racism. Pat Neal (his actress wife) called him Roald the Rotten. Apparently some of the more racist and misogynist content was removed by his longtime editor. I think that is was during his life...not sure. So he was a piece of work. But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.
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If authors got removed from the shelves because they were unpleasant people in their personal lives, we'd see a big hit in printed material. I believe at least 25% of my old school literature would disappear.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (W+kMI)

318 J.J. has three good links on The "1619 Project for Literature" this morning.

Looking forward to another discussion on Sunday's Book Thread, too.

Posted by: KT at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (rrtZS)

319 315 Seems like some people are afraid of prayer.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (eGTCV)

===

Any opposition is to be crushed.

You are to feel alone.

You are to fear and obey.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (pQBBP)

320 That's how Captain Kirk made computers blow up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

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Heh. Internal contradiction. "Must Sterilize ... Sterilize ... Sterilize."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (wsx8x)

321 Seems like some people are afraid of prayer.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (eGTCV

Christianity, but yeah, you're spot on.

Seems a world ruled by demons has a problem with Christians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (6VKyY)

322 How many times do we have to say it?
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at February 20, 2023 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)

every time ?

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (V13WU)

323 314 But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (V13WU)

so glad I got two big compilations of Kipling's work. In book form.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (UQUAY)

Joel Chandler Harris, call your office.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (PiwSw)

324 Not that he wasn't but 'Accused racist and misogynist' is a loaded term that could be levied against almost every horde member.

Posted by: polynikes at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (O4AMf)

325 So he was a piece of work. But, what they are doing is a symptom that will spread to other authors. Kipling for example.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:29 PM (V13WU)

Agreed.

No published work should be edited after the fact. No matter who wrote it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)

326 Shit like this is why I've looked askance at those who were ina hurry to ditch their physical libraries. We were gathering hardcopy before our kids were even born.

"They don't even know they are little stalins yet. Or perhaps they do.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2023 06:27 PM (0Qrr3)"

They know. They've always known.

Posted by: somedood at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (GvumD)

327 317 If authors got removed from the shelves because they were unpleasant people in their personal lives, we'd see a big hit in printed material. I believe at least 25% of my old school literature would disappear.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (W+kMI)

=====

"We shall apply this to Hollywood.:
-funding gets pulled-
"We will not apply this to Hollywood."
-funding gets restored-

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (pQBBP)

328 I am torn...I despise this Woke rewriting, but Roald Dahl was a nasty anti-Semite and thoroughly hated Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I did not know that.

I, for one, have decided to accept good art from people whose politics I despise. I think you have to nowadays if you want to see any movies.
But even if you decide to hate his output as well as him, there is no justification for rewriting what he produced. So three things can be true at the same time
- He was a nasty anti-Semite
- He wrote some good stories
- It is marxists and wrong to rewrite them

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (bptrm)

329 So they call my mom a terrorist.
Which nice words shall replace terrorists?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (J8LnB)

330 Seems like some people are afraid of prayer.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (eGTCV)
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Population control is too holy to allow such sacrilege.

Posted by: Axeman at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (VZn2S)

331 Agreed.

No published work should be edited after the fact. No matter who wrote it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)

...unless it is author's own idea, etc

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (V13WU)

332 Horton Cornholes a Who
Hop on Pop

Posted by: More woke Seuss at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (zLJNe)

333 My local news jabber guy is covering this today and wants submissions for other stories.

I can't find his direct email address so I thought I'd put my submission here.

Pippi Longstocking, the prequel...

Peepee Schlonglopping

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (FCbAQ)

334 If authors got removed from the shelves because they were unpleasant people in their personal lives, we'd see a big hit in printed material. I believe at least 25% of my old school literature would disappear.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:33 PM (W+kMI)

What do you mean?

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (XIJ/X)

335 .22LR would work well and is quiet out of a long barrel. Put a nice scope on it and it would be a hoot!

Hypothetically of course.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:24 PM (XIJ/X)

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Indeed. And I'm a graduate of Project Appleseed!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (wsx8x)

336 Better than surplice anal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (Wnv9h)
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I am incensed by your remark.
Posted by: Ciampino - joking apart at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

My dad was not a big fan of All in the Family, but there was one moment where Archie was complaining about the Catholics, and he something like "and the priest takes that thing and sprinkles incest all over everyone."

Dad, a devout Catholic, about died of laughter. He loved wordplay. I still think he and Muldoon would gotten along famously.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (UQUAY)

337 325 No published work should be edited after the fact. No matter who wrote it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)

====

"F you, buddy."
-George Lucas

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (pQBBP)

338 312 307 The found pipe bombs make me wonder just a bit about how much of an "accident" was involved in a train accident that just happened to be hauling toxic chemicals.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:31 PM (W+kMI

Same guy is lighting food processing plants on fire and shooting out substations.
======
It can't be the same guy, but there is a lot of sabotage and potential sabotage going on out there to make me wonder if perhaps the Deep State and the Potato regime are looking the other way while the new edition of the Weathermen set about their business.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (W+kMI)

339 The Truth is the Truth and should never be changed or shaded for political purposes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (EVR4i)

340 332 Horton Cornholes a Who
Hop on Pop
Posted by: More woke Seuss at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (zLJNe)

The Bugger Battle Book

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

341 No published work should be edited after the fact. No matter who wrote it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)

Bingo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 20, 2023 06:37 PM (EVR4i)

342 I, for one, have decided to accept good art from people whose politics I despise. I think you have to nowadays if you want to see any movies.
But even if you decide to hate his output as well as him, there is no justification for rewriting what he produced. So three things can be true at the same time
- He was a nasty anti-Semite
- He wrote some good stories
- It is marxists and wrong to rewrite them

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (bptrm)

Yes. Absolutely. I am not suggesting the editing was appropriate...as I just mentioned upthread...it is never appropriate!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:37 PM (XIJ/X)

343 Horton Tunes Up a Ho.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (UQUAY)

344 Lucas is editing his own stuff, TJM's fone .

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (V13WU)

345 "F you, buddy."
-George Lucas
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 20, 2023 06:36 PM (pQBBP)


If I ever see him in real life, I'm just going to smile and say "Han shot first."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

346
It's part of the game they are playing. They feel comfortable with editing Dahl because he's an "acceptable target" for his beliefs.

_________

A literary Confederate general, if you like.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (MoZTd)

347 343 Horton Tunes Up a Ho.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (UQUAY)

That's the more African-American-friendly version. It'll be focus group tested in Detroit.

Posted by: Pimps up! at February 20, 2023 06:39 PM (zLJNe)

348 If I ever see him in real life, I'm just going to smile and say "Han shot first."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

..in Star Wars the movie...

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU)

349 It would not surprise me if wake up some day and find half my Kindle carousel gone being on the naughty list.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8)

350 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

351 We are also changing the line from Wesley Snipes from "always bet on Black" to "always bet on multi-racial rainbow".

It will be dubbed. Also changing his name to Moohamads Nice.

Posted by: Woke Editors of the Moviez at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (8GBH4)

352 NOOD Anti-Semitism

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (wsx8x)

353 346
It's part of the game they are playing. They feel comfortable with editing Dahl because he's an "acceptable target" for his beliefs.
________

A literary Confederate general, if you like.
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Also going after Dahl's children's books is used to rope in the wine moms, soccer moms, and LIV twits to get them to approve censorship if it's "for the children".

Posted by: exdem13 at February 20, 2023 06:40 PM (W+kMI)

354 331 Agreed.

No published work should be edited after the fact. No matter who wrote it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2023 06:34 PM (XIJ/X)

...unless it is author's own idea, etc
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2023 06:35 PM (V13WU)

---------------------------

Yeah, sometimes it's necessary. When Stephen King wrote the Green Mile, in the first printing, it included a scene where a guy in a straitjacket wiped sweat off his brow. It was fixed in later printings.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2023 06:41 PM (uPgE/)

355 More thoughts on Ohio

-Left is trying to blame Trump. This makes me think a biden appointee was involved, perhaps at EPA when they decided "we have a problem - burn it."

- Unions are trying to blame job cuts. This makes me think it was caused by incompetence and over burdensome union work rules

- TPTB are trying to make it disappear. This makes me think it was caused by Leftest eco terrorists (those shunts, etc. they are doing lately.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 20, 2023 06:42 PM (bptrm)

356 The blog could have spinoffs...

Ace of Hearts -- dating service
Ace of Diamonds -- investments
Ace of Clubs -- weaponry

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Ace of No Trump -- right out

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 20, 2023 06:42 PM (DsA2n)

357 Huge Hewitt is creaming his jeans in delight over Joe going to Ukraine. Compares him to FDR in 1940.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2023 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

358 Even publishers considered "conservative" do similar things. SF imprint "Baen Books" deleted descriptions of characters in the far future smoking cigarettes, for instance.

I think, though, it was specifically Eric Flint, (a great author, but left leaning) who edited those old stories.

Posted by: Pouncer at February 20, 2023 06:46 PM (TuGcK)

359 Damn it! Willowed twice today. I'm reposting. Because horrible puns, that's why.

Catholic puns are a bad habit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 20, 2023 05:23 PM

Better than surplice anal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:29 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 05:32 PM (Wnv9h)
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I am incensed by your remark.
Posted by: Ciampino - joking apart at February 20, 2023 06:32 PM


It was thurible, wasn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2023 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

360 Guess they got a promise from whatever lefty is now funding them that they would cover the financial loss.

I want to know exactly how a left wing Project Veritas would work. I mean, what, they're gonna send a girl with big boobs after Ace and then she dies when a shelf falls on her?

PV worked because we know the left extremely well and they don't know conservatives at all. There is no situation where reversing that doesn't result in failure and hilarity.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2023 07:15 PM (X4R3E)

361 I'm old enough to remember when the Oompa-Loompas were African Pygmy slave labor.

I imagine this point has already been made in the 300+ comments above.

That's no excuse for this, of course.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 20, 2023 07:16 PM (lDQyx)

362 Nic update

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 20, 2023 07:17 PM (TJwQV)

363 I'm waiting for "sensitivity readers" to flag math, true science, and logic. Well, other than the MSM.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 20, 2023 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

364 Isn't "beastly" speciesist? I am disappointed.

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