The FBI Supposedly Searched Joe Biden's Hoard of Papers Hidden at the University of Delaware

After giving him plenty of time and warning to clean out any papers he shouldn't have.

I use the words "hidden at the University of Delaware" for a good reason. When researchers asked to see the documents there to establish if Biden ever wrote about or disciplined Tara Reade, the woman who says Biden digitally penetrated her against her will, the University of Delaware refused.

Who are you to demand to see a connected patron's collection of papers from his terms of service as a taxpayer-funded politician, Commoner Scum?

But now, weeks after Jonathan Turley demanded the FBI search this hoard of papers, the FBI says "we pretended to search the papers, now leave us alone."

FBI has raided University of Delaware TWICE to probe Biden's 'mishandling' of classified documents - but didn't find any secret papers there

If you tell me you're going to search my house for old copies of Gent (Home of the D-Cups) magazine, and that I'll be in legal trouble if you find any, and you give me a month's heads-up before you search, then guess what? I can virtually guarantee you you won't find any copies of Gent.

I can virtually guarantee that. There might be a couple I missed.

Biden's legal team cooperated and consented to the searches, according to the source. They were both conducted in recent weeks as the documents scandal heats up.

Consented. Sure.

Trump wasn't given a warning before the FBI rolled up to his private residence and bullied their way inside. They just sprung that on him by ambush.

But Good Ol' Joe get a long, long warning period, and is consulted on when the FBI can search.

...
Materials taken from the university by the FBI include an archive of materials from Biden's time in the U.S. Senate and documents sent to the university in recent years.
The archive includes more than 1,850 boxes of records sent to the university in 2012, according to the University of Delaware, which have not been open or viewed by the public since arriving there more than a decade ago.

Nope, this taxpayer-funded university won't let you see the papers of this taxpayer-paid career politician. You might find something negative in there.

You might find memos from his staffers worrying about The Tara Reade Situation.

Meanwhile, NYC schools sent the fingerprints of unvaccinated teacher to the FBI with "problem codes," indicating that while they have not committed crimes, they are Threats to the Regime.

Silly NYC schools! Why would you think the FBI was interested in opening dossiers on Thought Criminals and people At-Risk of Committing Conservatism?

The fingerprints of unvaccinated New York City teachers were reportedly sent to the FBI with "problem code" flags, prompting outrage from former educators who lost their jobs over the mandate.
Earlier this month, John Bursch, who is representing teachers who are suing the city over the mandate, said teachers who refused the shot now have a "flag in their file," which will impact their ability to get another job.
"When the city puts these problem codes on employees who have been terminated because of their unconstitutional policies, not only do they have this flag in their files, but their fingerprints are sent with that flag to the FBI and the New York Criminal Justice Services, so it impacts their ongoing ability to get employment at other places," Bursch said Feb. 8.
Rachelle Garcia is a former New York City teacher who lost her job after she refused to get the COVID vaccine. She joined "Fox & Friends First" on Tuesday to discuss the "infuriating" allegations and why she is concerned about the alleged overreach.
"This is both outrageous and infuriating because my first question to the government or whatever, is basically, what did I do? What kind of criminal activity did I participate besides denying something that I felt that was right for me?" Garcia said to Ashley Strohmier. "Religiously, mentally, I just didn't want anything experimental on my body, so what criminal activity does that persist?"
"I don't understand," she continued. "Like with why am I being flagged? Why is my fingerprint being sent to the FBI?"

You defied the Regime. They gave you an order, and you refused.

That's why you're being surveilled, Criminal.

Posted by: Ace at 04:04 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:04 PM (wUAh7)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 04:04 PM (uNylN)

3 2nd!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:04 PM (wUAh7)

4 well okay Mr. Scott got in there before my 2nd!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:05 PM (wUAh7)

5 fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:05 PM (wUAh7)

6 FBI has raided University of Delaware TWICE, knocking students to the ground, to probe Biden's 'mishandling' of classified documents - but didn't find any secret papers there, only TOP SECRET papers

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:06 PM (RHGPo)

7 Analog penetration > digital penetration

Posted by: Ain't nothing like the real thing at February 17, 2023 04:06 PM (UKe2c)

8 Raided....you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 04:07 PM (uNylN)

9 The FBI shackled pro-life activist Mark Houck after dragging him out of his home, terrifying his wife and 7 children.

They bound his hands and feet, and chained him to a table for six hours when they got him to Philly fed detention center. He has since been cleared of all charges and intends to sue the criminal mob.

https://tinyurl.com/2nrh74ht

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:07 PM (dCxaZ)

10 I'm confident we can vote our way out of this.

Posted by: Golfman at February 17, 2023 04:07 PM (h8g83)

11 In light of what the feebs did to American Catholic dad Mark Houck, I seriously doubt they did anything that even smacks of INCONVENIENCE to one of their frenz.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:08 PM (dCxaZ)

12 The FBI is an agency full of John Connollys.

Posted by: polynikes at February 17, 2023 04:08 PM (wX56x)

13 I Googled Gent to see if it was real.

It's real, though how much is debatable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

14 "The archive includes more than 1,850 boxes of records sent to the university in 2012, according to the University of Delaware, which have not been open or viewed by the public since arriving there more than a decade ago."

What's the point of having an archive that can't be accessed by anybody?

Posted by: From Tinker To Evers To gp, Who Boots It at February 17, 2023 04:08 PM (24fqN)

15 Biden's lawyers didn't clean up his classified document problem, that's what the FBI is doing. That's their job, covering up for the DC establishment.

They have an entire division just to cover up for Hunter Biden alone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM (UuD2k)

16 Test any of the cover sheets that roll back up for coke residue.

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM (FhXTo)

17 well okay Mr. Scott got in there before my 2nd!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:05 PM

You beat me by a pico second.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM (uNylN)

18 I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why Biden's lawyers were given the opportunity to comply, while Trump's residence was searched without his permission.

Well, I don't really wonder.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM (eOEVl)

19 "but their fingerprints are sent with that flag to the FBI and the New York Criminal Justice Services, so it impacts their ongoing ability to get employment at other places,"
Posted by: Ace at 04:04 PM

Do they do the same for the NY groomers?
Enquiring minds and all that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM (wUAh7)

20 Unjabbed teachers, pro-life dads, all insurrectiony types must be suppressed and put down, deplatformed, unpersoned at all costs.

I hope all these beyotches DIAEVF

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (dCxaZ)

21 "The archive includes more than 1,850 boxes of records sent to the university in 2012, according to the University of Delaware, which have not been open or viewed by the public since arriving there more than a decade ago."

What's the point of having an archive that can't be accessed by anybody?

The warehouse containing the Ark of the Covenant was full.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (eOEVl)

22 Yabut I doubt the FIBBERS and can open any of those old Gents what the pages being stuck together.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (eGTCV)

23 You defied the Regime. They gave you an order, and you refused.

That's why you're being surveilled, Criminal.

All orders from someone in a position of authority are lawful orders and should be obeyed, lest you be canceled, fired, ruined, arrested, beaten, tazed, pepper-sprayed, and/or shot. Make obeisance before your betters lest ye die!

Posted by: Appease all authoritarian assholes! at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (UKe2c)

24 "I Googled Gent to see if it was real."

If it's not real, it ought to be. Op.

Posted by: From Tinker To Evers To gp, Who Boots It at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (24fqN)

25 13 I Googled Gent to see if it was real.

It's real, though how much is debatable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

One of the first images that comes back is Suzanne Pleshette on the cover.

Yowza.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

26 >>After giving him plenty of time and warning to clean out any papers he shouldn't have.

Meanwhile, The Junta is going after Trumps lawyers on obstruction charges because they allegedly turned over some documents after they said they turned over everything they had.

Hillary Clinton's lawyers literally destroyed documents and told the DOJ, to go suck a d**k.

This double standard bullsh*t has got to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (up/3i)

27 We are subjects, not citizens.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (dTFZY)

28 21 LOL!

Posted by: From Tinker To Evers To gp, Who Boots It at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (24fqN)

29 Guess no 4am Eff Bee Eye raid, locking everyone out and a 10 hour search eh?

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (xhxe8)

30 "One of the first images that comes back is Suzanne Pleshette on the cover."

Gonna BRB.

Posted by: From Tinker To Evers To gp, Who Boots It at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (24fqN)

31 well okay Mr. Scott got in there before my 2nd!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:05 PM

You beat me by a pico second.
Posted by: Mister Scott

A peeko here and peeko there and pretty soon you've got a nano!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (wUAh7)

32 Sandy Berger literally stuffed classified papers down his pants and into his socks on behalf of Bill Clinton and the Left and media allies yawned.

Posted by: polynikes at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (wX56x)

33 Gent (Home of the D-Cups)
Golden Oldies

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (FhXTo)

34 But now, weeks after Jonathan Turley demanded the FBI search this hoard of papers, the FBI says "we pretended to search the papers, now leave us alone."

Out of curiosity, did Jonathan Turley vote for Trump in 2020, or Biden? Now, 29 is a little young to be cynical, I admit, but a cynical me would think, 'hey, is Turley giving Biden the signal to clean out his dirty University of Delaware files by publicly calling on the FBI to investigate'?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (/iWhV)

35 27 We are subjects, not citizens.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (dTFZY)

in the junta/NWO mind, we don't even rate that status

we're a cockroach infestation

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (dCxaZ)

36 26 >>After giving him plenty of time and warning to clean out any papers he shouldn't have.

Meanwhile, The Junta is going after Trumps lawyers on obstruction charges because they allegedly turned over some documents after they said they turned over everything they had.

Hillary Clinton's lawyers literally destroyed documents and told the DOJ, to go suck a d**k.

This double standard bullsh*t has got to go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (up/3i)

This double standard bullsh*t won't go anywhere - at least until the burning times.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (N39Ws)

37
When the Soviet Union folded up, KGB agents watched in horror from the Lubyanka, as their subjects tore down their statue of Iron Feliks.

Don't make this mistake, America.

When our regime goes tits up, and you have these bastards hemmed up and in fear for their lives in the Hoover Building, raze that motherfucker to its foundation stones. No rest for the wicked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (oINRc)

38 32 Sandy Berger literally stuffed classified papers down his pants and into his socks on behalf of Bill Clinton and the Left and media allies yawned.
Posted by: polynikes at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (wX56x)

And W gave him a slap on the wrist, when he had the chance to throw the book at him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (/iWhV)

39 I see nothing!

Posted by: Special Agent Schultz at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (LdKJt)

40 27 We are subjects, not citizens.
Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (dTFZY)

Serfs up!

Posted by: Hang ten! For starters, then hang more. at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (UKe2c)

41 35 27 We are subjects, not citizens.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 04:11 PM (dTFZY)

in the junta/NWO mind, we don't even rate that status

we're a cockroach infestation
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (dCxaZ)

Poland is having issues with the EU. So they are in a similar fight. The EU is taking great umbrage that Poland says it's Constitution is supreme over anything the EU says.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (N39Ws)

42 enough of this happy talk!

I'm getting ready to do some real work; serve up a steak salad...slices of grilled steak, red onion, seedless grapes, blue cheese crumbles and toasted walnuts...on arugula

nom nom nom

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (dCxaZ)

43 Gent (Home of the D-Cups)
Golden Oldies
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (FhXTo)

A drug store magazine rack favorite.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:15 PM (BdMk6)

44 Did they search Jerry Nadler's house for copies of Gunt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

45 38 32 Sandy Berger literally stuffed classified papers down his pants and into his socks on behalf of Bill Clinton and the Left and media allies yawned.
Posted by: polynikes at February 17, 2023 04:12 PM (wX56x)

And W gave him a slap on the wrist, when he had the chance to throw the book at him.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (/iWhV)

Much like global warming, I'll pretend to care about this shit when the people seemingly most impacted care about this shit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

46 Biden's lawyers didn't clean up his classified document problem, that's what the FBI is doing. That's their job, covering up for the DC establishment.

They have an entire division just to cover up for Hunter Biden alone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:09 PM

Yep, just like the secret service squirrels tried to do with hunter biden's illegal gun purchase. They tried to bully the gun store owner into giving them the only copy of the ATF 4473 form that proved hunter biden lied to buy a gun but the owner refused and only gave them a copy. They were a clean up crew that followed him around intent on cleaning up his messes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 04:15 PM (uNylN)

47 44 Did they search Jerry Nadler's house for copies of Gunt?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

Depends.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 04:16 PM (N39Ws)

48 And W gave him a slap on the wrist, when he had the chance to throw the book at him.

The book is only for Republicans.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at February 17, 2023 04:16 PM (ppBhU)

49 I'm getting ready to do some real work; serve up a steak salad...slices of grilled steak, red onion, seedless grapes, blue cheese crumbles and toasted walnuts...on arugula

nom nom nom
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (dCxaZ)

Arugula? Holy fuck, have you seen the price of that shit at Whole Foods?!

Posted by: Pelosi's $20k refrigerator at February 17, 2023 04:16 PM (UKe2c)

50 Just more reasons to abolish the FBI and the government grooming centers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2023 04:16 PM (R/m4+)

51 2001: Can you believe the government wants the right to listen to overseas calls to Shitcanistan?

2023: Of course the government should have the right to your medical records and share them with EVERYONE, and if you deny a healthcare decision they want get you fired.

Oh, and it listens to all your calls. To everyone. And reads your emails.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 04:17 PM (lc5cP)

52 Related: if you give a nation several weeks head notice before you invade to move their WMDs out of the country, say, in a convoy of semis to Syria, you find almost nothing in the way of WMDs when you finally get around to invading.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:17 PM (0hOvj)

53 And W gave him a slap on the wrist, when he had the chance to throw the book at him.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (/iWhV)

The book was only a year in jail and 100k fine. He entered into a plea deal and paid 10k with no jail time.

Posted by: polynikes at February 17, 2023 04:18 PM (wX56x)

54 Tell me more about this Gent.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 04:19 PM (u73oe)

55 Related: if you give a nation several weeks head notice before you invade to move their WMDs out of the country, say, in a convoy of semis to Syria, you find almost nothing in the way of WMDs when you finally get around to invading.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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All the multiple deployments to Iraq look good on my DD-214, so there's that.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:19 PM (Iy8Rs)

56 Did they search Jerry Nadler's house for copies of Gunt?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

That was just Jerry's Summer Solstice album

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 04:19 PM (wUAh7)

57 Problematic: teachers refusing to try an untested experimental gene therapy they don't need.

Not problematic: teachers grooming children sexually and warping their minds to think they are trannies at age 7.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:19 PM (0hOvj)

58 Joe blames unnamed staffers for his illegal possession of classified docs, saying they failed to look at every document they were collecting and boxing at the end of his VP term. Hmm. I wonder how many boxes of stuff Joe took home before the formal boxing of his stuff by GSA and his staff? I wonder how many already packed boxes were marked "Touch this and you will spend the rest of your life in prison - VP Joe."

Posted by: Gref at February 17, 2023 04:20 PM (AMIL/)

59 8 Raided....you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 04:07 PM (uNylN)
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It goes with panties!

Posted by: Ciampino - There squirrel at February 17, 2023 04:20 PM (qfLjt)

60 58 Joe blames unnamed staffers for his illegal possession of classified docs, saying they failed to look at every document they were collecting and boxing at the end of his VP term. Hmm. I wonder how many boxes of stuff Joe took home before the formal boxing of his stuff by GSA and his staff? I wonder how many already packed boxes were marked "Touch this and you will spend the rest of your life in prison - VP Joe."
Posted by: Gref at February 17, 2023 04:20 PM (AMIL/)

I'll give him credit. At least he didn't blame Putin for this one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

61 One of these things is not like the other.

>>FBI has raided University of Delaware TWICE to probe Biden's 'mishandling' of classified documents - but didn't find any secret papers there

>>Materials taken from the university by the FBI include an archive of materials from Biden's time in the U.S. Senate and documents sent to the university in recent years.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Funny... I'm being told there's no such thing as a multi-tiered justice system or unequal application of so-called "laws."

*rubs chin*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 04:22 PM (Q4IgG)

63 Raid? Did they show up in the pre-dawn hours and get with the thuggery?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:23 PM (zZu0s)

64 I think the curator to the U. of Delaware papers stash is passing up a golden opportunity to make some big money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:24 PM (BdMk6)

65 If you tell me you're going to search my house for old copies of Gent (Home of the D-Cups) magazine ...
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Now we know why your shelves collapsed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 04:24 PM (DWW27)

66 I wants wish everyones a Happy Presdents Obama Day. We loves hum and miised him ..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (PYJJG)

67 After giving him plenty of time and warning to clean out any papers he shouldn't have.
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It must kick ass to be in the upper echelons of the ruling class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

68 And still nothing about Barky in this document hunt.
Clean as wind driven snow that guy is.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (xhxe8)

69 the two tier justice system.

say, what was the premise of trump impeachment 1.0 again?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (MLrvz)

70 You defied the Regime. They gave you an order, and you refused.

That's why you're being surveilled, Criminal.
++++
Be thankful we don't just send you to a camp.

#soon

Posted by: The Regime at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

71 Hmmm. I guess I am weird. If I was president, I can see taking photos with world leaders and notables (although the current crop is shit.) Maybe a nice letter from the public (fan/touching messages.)

WTF would you want to take top secret shit? Protect yourself? Maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

72 All the multiple deployments to Iraq look good on my DD-214, so there's that.

Hey, in the end it was all about the friends you made along the way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (0hOvj)

73 i presume this is why the fib needs a new huuge building.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (kFrCu)

74 George Soros predicts 'Democratic landslide' in 2024 if Trump and DeSantis 'slug it out'

.. how would he know, as he will probably choke on a ham sandwich by then

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

75 good news, you guys...the usa is going to help fund ukrainian pensions per some shit on twitter I can't even be bothered to read more into because hey, why not.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (MLrvz)

76 37
When the Soviet Union folded up, KGB agents watched in horror from the Lubyanka, as their subjects tore down their statue of Iron Feliks.

Don't make this mistake, America.

When our regime goes tits up, and you have these bastards hemmed up and in fear for their lives in the Hoover Building, raze that motherfucker to its foundation stones. No rest for the wicked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 04:13 PM (oINRc)
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By then it may be that new colossal building. Lots of gelignite needed.

Posted by: Ciampino - There squirrels at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

77
I think the curator to the U. of Delaware papers stash is passing up a golden opportunity to make some big money.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:24 PM (BdMk6)

You misspelled "get fatally shot twice in the back before the Newark, DE declare it a botched mugging, with no evidence of that at all."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (oINRc)

78 All the multiple deployments to Iraq look good on my DD-214, so there's that.

///

"nah, sorry, that means you're a threat."

every democrat judge

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 04:27 PM (MLrvz)

79 Hate to see those shiny shoes get all scuffed from the feet dragging on the way there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 04:27 PM (XtkZj)

80 WTF would you want to take top secret shit? Protect yourself? Maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:25 PM (zZu0s)
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For future profit or blackmail opportunities.

Former officials likely have the sole copies of nothing, but an unknown inventory of information. Nobody can release anything without running risks of counter-releases. It keeps everyone honest in their dishonest games (mutual blackmail with unknown wildcards that represent tremendous risk) while providing a major potential profit center for information the former official deems can be sold to appropriate parties.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

81 re 68: everything barky touched was was automatically declassified.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:28 PM (kFrCu)

82 68 And still nothing about Barky in this document hunt.
Clean as wind driven snow that guy is.

Obviouslly you are a:

RACIST, A LIFE LONG MEMBER OF THE KKK, AND HATES CHILDREN OF COLOR STARVING IN AFRICAN SHITHOLE COUNTRIES RUN BY COMMUNIST DICTATORS !!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 17, 2023 04:28 PM (R+nZe)

83 >>> 52 Related: if you give a nation several weeks head notice before you invade to move their WMDs out of the country, say, in a convoy of semis to Syria, you find almost nothing in the way of WMDs when you finally get around to invading.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:17 PM (0hOvj)

"rush to war! RUSH TO WAR!! REEEEEEEE!!!!" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (llON8)

84 Former officials likely have the sole copies of nothing, but an unknown inventory of information. Nobody can release anything without running risks of counter-releases. It keeps everyone honest in their dishonest games (mutual blackmail with unknown wildcards that represent tremendous risk) while providing a major potential profit center for information the former official deems can be sold to appropriate parties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

Ok, in a not corrupt/Biden mindset, why would you? (I was not specific enough.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (zZu0s)

85 Those Who 'Master' Artificial Intelligence, Synthetic Biology Will Be "Master Of The World": WEF Head Klaus Barbie

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

86 65 If you tell me you're going to search my house for old copies of Gent (Home of the D-Cups) magazine ...
---------

Now we know why your shelves collapsed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 04:24 PM (DWW27)
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Too many D-Cups?

Posted by: Ciampino - The stacking, she is irresponsible at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (qfLjt)

87
George Soros predicts 'Democratic landslide' in 2024 if Trump and DeSantis 'slug it out'

The "votes" have already been tabulated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

88 54 Tell me more about this Gent.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 04:19 PM (u73oe

It's high class. The pages come pre-stuck together.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (XtkZj)

89 Hey, leave Biden alone. He is protecting us from the Weather Nerd Club balloon menace.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:30 PM (UuD2k)

90 >>> 41
==
Poland is having issues with the EU. So they are in a similar fight. The EU is taking great umbrage that Poland says it's Constitution is supreme over anything the EU says.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 04:14 PM (N39Ws)

Look, Poland, my rules are more important than me not harming you, because my rules define my identity.

Posted by: EU at February 17, 2023 04:30 PM (llON8)

91 JD Vance Goes Off On FAA “Inclusive Language” Guidance,
“I’m Laughing Because This Has To Be A Joke”

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

92 Biden took all that shit to:

A. Sell it later
B. Cover his tracks in Ukraine
C. Leverage against prosecution
D. All of the above

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (XtkZj)

93 85 Those Who 'Master' Artificial Intelligence, Synthetic Biology Will Be "Master Of The World": WEF Head Klaus Barbie
Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

Those who can 'manipulate' the so called impartial , non-AI, AI.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (zZu0s)

94 re 85: saw what you did there.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (kFrCu)

95 BIDEN: "White families gathered to celebrate" lynching.

"Some people still want to do that."

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

96 Ok, in a not corrupt/Biden mindset, why would you? (I was not specific enough.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Perhaps there's some top secret deal or project or something he's particularly proud of but can't talk about, and he wants a private souvenir - if I'm grasping for answers in good faith.

But it's an irrelevant question because that mindset does not exist at any level of America's officialdom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

97 We need some Butlerian Jihad all up in here!

Sleepers awaken!

(Glowies on Arrakis Message Boards before the Emperor's visit.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (zZu0s)

98 >>> 87
George Soros predicts 'Democratic landslide' in 2024 if Trump and DeSantis 'slug it out'

The "votes" have already been tabulated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

Ballots. We don't need no stinkin' votes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (llON8)

99 George Soros predicts 'Democratic landslide' in 2024 if Trump and DeSantis 'slug it out'

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

What he's saying is that the fix is already. Neither Trump or DeSantis will be allowed to win.

But most of us should already know that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (BdMk6)

100 Poland has every historical right to tell Germany to F off all the way over there and keep doing it over the horizon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (0hOvj)

101 Hey, in the end it was all about the friends you made along the way
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

*snort*

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:33 PM (Iy8Rs)

102

Stella Stevens, a prominent leading lady in 1960s and 70s comedies perhaps best known for playing the object of Jerry Lewis’s affection in “The Nutty Professor,” has died. She was 84.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

103
By then it may be that new colossal building. Lots of gelignite needed.
Posted by: Ciampino - There squirrels at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (qfLjt)

Oh, are they getting a gigantic new Justice Tomb built? That figures.

They are going to need thousands of new agents soon, and someplace to put the most effective ones.

And, as is typical in these kind of regimes' intelligence headquarters, several floors will have to be used for prisoners. Interrogation cells up top, processing and transit on the ground, and execution chambers in the basement. Plus a bunch of furnaces for evidence, subversive literature, identity papers, and inconvenient corpses. These places are necessarily quite large.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 04:33 PM (oINRc)

104 They got the Sandy Berger Treatment. Hunter went in there, rolled them up and stuffed them down his trouser leg.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2023 04:33 PM (8erNz)

105 Ballots. We don't need no stinkin' votes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
___

Some folks insist on carrying on the charade.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (Iy8Rs)

106 Democrat / Marxists al, ready have their mail vote fraud in the bank for 2024

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (xhxe8)

107 Speaking of thought crimes, J.K. Rowling is truly the Emmanuel Goldstein of contemporary times. The Human Rights Campaign, which I thought was in favor of human rights, attacks Rowling for wrongthink on a topic that 95% of people agree with her about. She's a monster who must be punished!

https://bit.ly/3Ke4yRd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (FVME7)

108 104 They got the Sandy Berger Treatment. Hunter went in there, rolled them up and stuffed them down his trouser leg.
Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2023 04:33 PM (8erNz)

How would it fit in there next to the sausage roll?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

109 >>> 75 good news, you guys...the usa is going to help fund ukrainian pensions per some shit on twitter I can't even be bothered to read more into because hey, why not.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (MLrvz)

It's totes not grift and if you're against *ANY* funding for KEEEV you're a Russian spy and Poo Tin lover.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (llON8)

110 Oh, are they getting a gigantic new Justice Tomb built? That figures.

We need an MTG or someone who agrees to vote for this building, as long as the windows have bars and the doors are steel and lock from the outside.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2023 04:35 PM (8erNz)

111 re 102: she was also a playboy centerfold around 1960. she has a son who's an actor. did a really crappy stalker movie with morgan fairchild around 1983

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:35 PM (kFrCu)

112 107 Speaking of thought crimes, J.K. Rowling is truly the Emmanuel Goldstein of contemporary times. The Human Rights Campaign, which I thought was in favor of human rights, attacks Rowling for wrongthink on a topic that 95% of people agree with her about. She's a monster who must be punished!

https://bit.ly/3Ke4yRd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:34 PM (FVME7)

Didn't she try to walk something back here recently? Did something along the lines of 'There is some misunderstanding about my comments' etc?

Lady, you do not understand. Anything but offering them cold mockery or warm death will merely inflame them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:36 PM (zZu0s)

113 Stella Stevens was a cheap knockoff version of the real blonde bombshells, she always seemed cheap and uninteresting to me. When Monroe did that dimwit curvy blonde character, it was fresh and interesting and she had gigantic appeal just because of her personality and screen presence. But all the girls who came after and tried to play that part, almost none of them really pulled it off. It went from kind of charming to boring in a hurry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:36 PM (0hOvj)

114 How would it fit in there next to the sausage roll?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Aye, bothers me too...

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2023 04:37 PM (8erNz)

115 the big town near me, Great Barrington MA,the lefty folks are going to erect a statue of WEB Du Bois, a black man

he was born and raised in GB and went to HS there. Then went off to college. And never returned to GB

He was a commie hiding behind socialism

when Stalin died, little WEB wrote in a eulogy characterizing Stalin as "simple, calm, and courageous", and lauding him for being the "first [to] set Russia on the road to conquer race prejudice

cuz killing 20 million + white Russians is so fucking kewl

fuck these people with no lube

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:37 PM (us2H3)

116 99 George Soros predicts 'Democratic landslide' in 2024 if Trump and DeSantis 'slug it out'

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

What he's saying is that the fix is already. Neither Trump or DeSantis will be allowed to win.

But most of us should already know that.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:32 PM (BdMk6)

He also says 'Democratic landslide', not Biden landslide.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 17, 2023 04:37 PM (/iWhV)

117 Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

I like J.D. Vance. I guess he hasn't been in the Senate long enough to be a corrupted sell out yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 04:37 PM (D+F6R)

118
This wasn't a search, it was a mop up job.

Posted by: portlandon at February 17, 2023 04:37 PM (+oR7L)

119 113 Stella Stevens was a cheap knockoff version of the real blonde bombshells, she always seemed cheap and uninteresting to me. When Monroe did that dimwit curvy blonde character, it was fresh and interesting and she had gigantic appeal just because of her personality and screen presence. But all the girls who came after and tried to play that part, almost none of them really pulled it off. It went from kind of charming to boring in a hurry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:36 PM (0hOvj)

Honestly, in looking at her pictures, I got the exact opposite impression. She seemed more 'real' to me than Monroe (who fell into a similar category for me as Jayne Mansfield.) Cuter and more relatable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:38 PM (zZu0s)

120 George Orwell, off by 39 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:38 PM (FVME7)

121 Anyone who pays remote attention to my wild homeless lunatic ravings may know I said for quite some time that after getting us well used to censorship, getting us used to surveillance was coming next.

We all know censorship and surveillance are integral to any commie police state like the one they are building, but my specific point was they want to gradually immerse us in it. Make it not only known, but expected.

They're pretty much right on schedule. You don't want to know what comes next.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 04:39 PM (BXxcV)

122 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 04:39 PM (T4tVD)

123
Teenage boy pro tip: between the mattress and box spring is an obvious hiding place. Check the clothes hanging in the closet, see if there's anything hanging from the hanger inside a jacket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2023 04:39 PM (n+4am)

124 Another GOP congressman faces accusations of embellishing résumé following George Santos scandal

https://tinyurl.com/3afusk5b

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 04:40 PM (NpAcC)

125 Analog penetration > digital penetration
Posted by: Ain't nothing like the real thing at February 17, 2023 04:06 PM (UKe2c)

Anal penetration > Analog penetration > digital penetration

Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 17, 2023 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

126 Honestly, in looking at her pictures, I got the exact opposite impression. She seemed more 'real' to me than Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was almost completely a fiction, she played a character with that blonde dye job her whole life. But she was charming and effective and likable at it. Stella Stevens never had that, she had a cheap 3rd had version of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)

127 During a helicopter raid conducted in northeast Syria, four United States service members were injured and a senior ISIS leader was killed on Thursday night.

The four service members wounded by an explosion were all part of the special operations forces that were conducting a raid in cooperation with local Syrian forces targeting an ISIS leader. U.S. Central Command released a statement addressing the raid.

https://tinyurl.com/mt95kdhc

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:41 PM (Iy8Rs)

128 7 Analog penetration > digital penetration

Posted by: Ain't nothing like the real thing at February 17, 2023 04:06 PM (UKe2c)

I'll have to discuss this with my urologist.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 04:41 PM (AmoqO)

129 Stella Stevens was a cheap knockoff version of the real blonde bombshells, she always seemed cheap and uninteresting to me. When Monroe did that dimwit curvy blonde character, it was fresh and interesting and she had gigantic appeal just because of her personality and screen presence. But all the girls who came after and tried to play that part, almost none of them really pulled it off. It went from kind of charming to boring in a hurry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:36 PM (0hOvj)

Jane Mansfield did a pretty good job of it though.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:42 PM (BdMk6)

130 Who I always liked was Connie Stevens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:42 PM (FVME7)

131 And yet, a lot of rubes think that we can vote our way out of this.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 04:42 PM (TXFi7)

132 An actual raid was conducted at Mar-a-Lago, what happened at UD was a polite heads up before actually showing up to look at anything.

Posted by: Cheri at February 17, 2023 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

133 A Turkish charity organization filed a criminal complaint on Friday in the name of orphans and lost children it claimed have been victims of human trafficking in the wake of the devastating earthquake that hit the country and Syria on February 6.

https://tinyurl.com/3y9b85n7

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:43 PM (Iy8Rs)

134 you really have to thank W for keeping shits like comey and other deep state fucks in the alphabets...even if he was deep state, couldn't he have at least been a itty bit pro-gop?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 04:44 PM (MLrvz)

135 i presume this is why the fib needs a new huuge building.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:26 PM (kFrCu)
.........

I presume it was because they lost the keys to the old one.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

136 113
Funny about the 'cheap' since MM's drapes didn't match the carpet.

Posted by: Ciampino - SS was a great Lady with a long career at February 17, 2023 04:44 PM (qfLjt)

137 They're pretty much right on schedule. You don't want to know what comes next.
Posted by: ...
___

Some of us already know.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:44 PM (Iy8Rs)

138
When Monroe did that dimwit curvy blonde character, it was fresh and interesting and she had gigantic appeal just because of her personality and screen presence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Plus, things... moved... under her slip in the sleeper car scene in Some Like It Hot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2023 04:44 PM (n+4am)

139 I pretend searched harder for my 5 year old in a game of hide-and-seek than these guys searched UD.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (Oka5v)

140 Anne Francis.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (TXFi7)

141 Jane Mansfield did a pretty good job of it though.

Yeah she did. Not a terrific actress but very smart and she knew how to leverage what she had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (0hOvj)

142 We all know censorship and surveillance are integral to any commie police state like the one they are building, but my specific point was they want to gradually immerse us in it. Make it not only known, but expected.

They're pretty much right on schedule. You don't want to know what comes next.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 04:39 PM (BXxcV)
++++
Surveillance is mandatory for effective censorship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

143 Jane M was a very intelligent woman

she graduated near the top of her class from the top HS in TX

she came from money

she has nothing in common with trash like MM

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (us2H3)

144 BIDEN: "White families gathered to celebrate" lynching.

"Some people still want to do that."
Posted by: SMOD

Well, what are they serving?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:46 PM (FVME7)

145 >>And yet, a lot of rubes think that we can vote our way out of this.

Should we tell Trump and DeSantis?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2023 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

146 Funny about the 'cheap' since MM's drapes didn't match the carpet.

Yeah she was a redhead/brunette. Probably looked better as a redhead but they didn't show up as well in the color films at the time as that platinum blonde dye job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (0hOvj)

147
Jane Mansfield did a pretty good job of it though.

Attention-seeking bitch....

Posted by: Sophia Loren at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (n+4am)

148 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."

Sure, that's a thing now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (UuD2k)

149 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."

I'll never forget you lump. You completed me.

Posted by: Senator Fetterman at February 17, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

150 148 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."

Sure, that's a thing now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (UuD2k)

Yeah, that's definitely the cover story for another stroke...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (exHjb)

151 yeah, another reason to skip this mag:

'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit' model Sixtine Rouyre doesn't want to be 'just another pretty face'

pic:
https://tinyurl.com/29ervxy4

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (kFrCu)

152 About all these Presidential Papers, are the lackeys, who get to box them, allowed to see/read them?
Do they have the requisite security clearance?

Posted by: Ciampino - Biden doesn't want his peccadillos ever read at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (qfLjt)

153 Just read on Outkick about a 21-year-old college football player that just had a heart attack and is now on a ventilator.

Yeah, another one. Totally normal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3)

154 BIDEN: "White families gathered to celebrate" lynching.

"Some people still want to do that."
Posted by: SMOD

Well, what are they serving?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:46 PM (FVME7)

Green jello with carrots is involved here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (BdMk6)

155 some fairly high level folks believe that the National debt will be at 50 trillion by 2031

so drink up and party

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (us2H3)

156 Jane Mansfield did a pretty good job of it though.

Attention-seeking bitch....
Posted by: Sophia Loren at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (n+4am)

I'm like 10 mins away from where she died.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (UuD2k)

157 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."

I'll never forget you lump. You completed me.
Posted by: Senator Fetterman at February 17, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

LOLOL now I have a stitch in my side, you sonofabitch. Ow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (oINRc)

158 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit' model Sixtine Rouyre doesn't want to be 'just another pretty face'

I mean, she does have a pretty face but honey, no. Fewer cheeseburgers. This is as bad as the emaciated skeletons of the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)

159 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."
.......

They removed the lump and he's sad to see it go.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

160 155 some fairly high level folks believe that the National debt will be at 50 trillion by 2031

so drink up and party
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:49 PM (us2H3)

The good news is $50 trillion will be what a dozen eggs cost.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (UuD2k)

161 the doctors idn't realize that Fetter's brain was in the lump

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:51 PM (us2H3)

162 There B a NOOD !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 04:51 PM (T4tVD)

163 Doesn't matter that the order was unconstitutional and flew in the face of existing law (e.g. can't force your average citizen to get an unapproved experimental vax).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

164 Obviouslly you are a:

RACIST, A LIFE LONG MEMBER OF THE KKK, AND HATES CHILDREN OF COLOR STARVING IN AFRICAN SHITHOLE COUNTRIES RUN BY COMMUNIST DICTATORS !!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Are you a fascist? A handy checklist.

saira rao@sairasameerarao
If you are a Republican in 2023, you are a fascist.
If you are married to/in a relationship with a Republican in 2023, you are a fascist.
If you are friends with a Republican in 2023, you are a fascist.
At some point, your actions need to match your memes.
It’s a low bar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 04:51 PM (FVME7)

165 158 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit' model Sixtine Rouyre doesn't want to be 'just another pretty face'

I mean, she does have a pretty face but honey, no. Fewer cheeseburgers. This is as bad as the emaciated skeletons of the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)

Give me a real chick with an extra couple of lbs. over a stick figure every day of the week.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

166 The good news is $50 trillion will be what a dozen eggs cost.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (UuD2k)

go long on wheelbarrows

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (us2H3)

167 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman
........

said: "Derp gah mbing bang."

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

168 I think I might've just hit on a way for the UnJabbed, the Pure Blood, to push back a bit, and to if not win, at least set the Branch Covidians back on their heels for a bit.

We need to Unionize. Form a straight up Union, what with all the Union shit. Dues, of course. I'll volunteer to play the role of Corrupt Union President, and I promise to do it to the best of my bank account's ability to receive.

Some feckless underlings to play the role of bagmen to pay off the similarly corrupt Govt. stooges, of course accepting our bribes to get a few bits of legislation cutting us some slack of some meaningless kind for some swiftly sunsetted period of time.

Employ all the ususal Union tactics, with strikes, work slowdowns, press releases, Sally Struthers begging on TV for our contribution (shuddup, i'm on a roll here)... you know, all the things Unions do to win hearts, minds and broken kneecaps. I think I've got a good idea here, Horde. Send Union Dues to: ....

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (e6UQI)

169 Before one can penetrate, one must first open, or prise as the literati say.

It's why prise is part of our name, sir.

Posted by: Surprise Otters at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)

170 158 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit' model Sixtine Rouyre doesn't want to be 'just another pretty face'

I mean, she does have a pretty face but honey, no. Fewer cheeseburgers. This is as bad as the emaciated skeletons of the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)

Some of the pictures are not quite as 'roll highlighting' as others.

For fuck's sake, she is a pretty girl. At least giver her flattering shots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)

171 ... until she lost her head.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (TXFi7)

172 I mean, she does have a pretty face but honey, no. Fewer cheeseburgers. This is as bad as the emaciated skeletons of the 70s and 80s.
___

Could be worse.

She could've hit the wall.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:53 PM (Iy8Rs)

173 168 I represented a very large company as a global labor relations exec, worked my way up and negotiated over 50 CBAs. I may be of use here!

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 04:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

174 Give me a real chick with an extra couple of lbs. over a stick figure every day of the week.

Yeah, me too but she's the kind of girl that has to sit on two chairs at the office. Just... don't pretend that you are a bikini model, okay? I love baseball and I'd like to play but I wouldn't insist that the Cardinals sign my 57 year old sickly self. I don't think I am a bodybuilder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 04:54 PM (0hOvj)

175 115
You had me with GB. Because of my earlier globe trotting I see that as Great Britain.

Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at February 17, 2023 04:54 PM (qfLjt)

176 We need to Unionize. Form a straight up Union, what with all the Union shit. Dues, of course. I'll volunteer to play the role of Corrupt Union President, and I promise to do it to the best of my bank account's ability to receive.
__

Gonna have to pass.

I'm not joining any union, ever.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:55 PM (Iy8Rs)

177 So, skinny chick with big tits?

I prefer the medium size. Both.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 04:55 PM (TXFi7)

178 172 Could be worse.

She could've hit the wall.
Posted by: SMH
—

giggle. That was so perfect!

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 04:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

179 Jim, You had me until the second paragraph.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 04:56 PM (TXFi7)

180 How the rest of the world sees America:

https://tinyurl.com/2p94e3em

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 04:56 PM (Iy8Rs)

181 Silly NYC schools! Why would you think the FBI was interested in opening dossiers on Thought Criminals and people At-Risk of Committing Conservatism?

----------

"A fascist left-wing totalitarian oligarchy if you can keep it."

-- Stuff Franklin Said, Vol. 42

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 04:57 PM (DWW27)

182 Surveillance is mandatory for effective censorship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

Well sure, some surveillance - but you can censor a *lot* of things without knowing every single action and behavior of every person.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 04:58 PM (BXxcV)

183 168
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (e6UQI)
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Can I do the busted kneecaps? Pretty please?

Posted by: Ciampino - wiped down tire iron from old Bonneville at February 17, 2023 04:59 PM (qfLjt)

184 For fuck's sake, she is a pretty girl. At least giver her flattering shots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)

What would be the fun in that?

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 04:59 PM (BXxcV)

185 The thing to understand with "the wall" is that it isn't about the innate worth of a woman, or about her abilities. She's still a woman of character and integrity, loyalty, goodness, etc if she was before that -- probably more so after.

The wall is about physical attractiveness and child bearing years. Eventually women reach a point where they aren't the cute they used to be, where they are running out of, or are out of, time to make a family, and can no longer run on being hawt young thang.

Are older women still pretty? Often, yeah. Just not the same kind of slender idealized feminine beauty of their youth. Are they often better to be with? Almost always, I'd guess. Better a woman who hit the wall but is sane and good than a super hot younger girl who is a mare's nest and a lunatic.

Earning your stripes and growing in wisdom and maturity is very attractive, for a wife.

So... the wall isn't really an insult, its a warning for younger girls who are trying to live as if they'll always be 23 and super cute. There's a wall coming, and once you hit it you'll be desperate to find someone unless you get your act together NOW.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 05:00 PM (0hOvj)

186 A senior aide to Senator Fetterman tells me he will likely be in inpatient care for clinical depression for "a few weeks."

Sure, that's a thing now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 04:47 PM (UuD2k)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 05:01 PM (BXxcV)

187 I can see how Fetterman would be all depressed, he has a lovely wife, is at the height of his profession, and is showered with support and adoration by millions despite being basically a brain dead ogre.

I don't buy depression at all. I buy another stroke or therapy to help him get over it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 05:03 PM (0hOvj)

188 Earning your stripes and growing in wisdom and maturity is very attractive, for a wife.
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Just as attractive for a husband.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 05:03 PM (Iy8Rs)

189 Can only wish Fetterman a long slow recovery

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:08 PM (xhxe8)

190 Almost all women are attractive in their youth.

God's plan for propagation of the species.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 05:11 PM (TXFi7)

191 I don't buy depression at all.

Most people get it for free.

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