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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Christus Portrait Girl.jpg

Portrait Of A Young Girl
Petrus Christus

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Yikes!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

2 Is her head shaped that way ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

3 Genesis of the side-eye.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

4 Greta of yore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (VKuXu)

5 This portrait will give her a big head, now that she's famous and all.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)

6 Giving the artist the side eye.

Posted by: Tuna at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

7 weird looking kid

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

8 She is from France.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BTgKJ)

9 She better start using the skin lotion

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (WUIOX)

10 "That's no nine inches."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (FVME7)

11 Morning.

That painting needs a bit of restoration.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (wbI4a)

12 Rosacea?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

13 Her skin's all crackly, she should have used Gold Bond.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)

14 Shaved heads were a thing back them.

Posted by: Tuna at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

15 This painting cracks me up.

Posted by: dantesed at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 She is from France.

Does she consume mass quantities?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (eOEVl)

17 "That's no nine inches."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

"So I slapped her and gave it to her three times!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

18 Portrait of a Young Girl is a small oil-on-oak panel painting by the Early Netherlandish painter Petrus Christus. It was completed towards the end of his life, between 1465 and 1470,[1][2] and is held in the Gemäldegalerie, Berlin. It marks a major stylistic advance in contemporary portraiture; the girl is set in an airy, three-dimensional, realistic setting,[3] and stares out at the viewer with a complicated expression that is reserved, yet intelligent and alert.[4].

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

19 OK

whose first thought was Greta Thunberg

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (geLO8)

20 I agree with Tonypete. Yikes!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (ffbyg)

21 She's got the teen side eye. Probably does a great eyeroll.
Whatever.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (EGSGm)

22 Why is she wearing one of those funny Shriner's hats?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (wbI4a)

23 Nice
But she was bored to tears sitting for days

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (FtVMo)

24 The side eye makes me think she knows the painter has some ideas for the after painting party!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

25 That's a weird hat.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (eYoxG)

26 Jokes aside, I like this painting very much.

Portrait of a Young Girl is a small oil-on-oak panel painting by the Early Netherlandish painter Petrus Christus. It was completed towards the end of his life, between 1465 and 1470, and is held in the Gemäldegalerie, Berlin.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (eOEVl)

27 16 She is from France.

Does she consume mass quantities?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (eOEVl)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BTgKJ)

28 creepy
would not hang
would run from room, screaming

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (geLO8)

29 and stares out at the viewer with a complicated expression that is reserved, yet intelligent and alert.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I am not seeing that at all. Curatorspeak for 'UGGGLY'.

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (qoGsy)

30 Alternate title:

"Petrus Christus' Submission of Creature Design for the movie, "Alien""

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2023 09:34 AM (KLPy8)

31 Alternate title :

"ALIEN 1444"

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (KLPy8)

32 Hey, Tonypete. Congrats on the first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (ffbyg)

33 Boy, she's a looker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (KFhLj)

34 She is from France.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BTgKJ)

Via Remulac.

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

35 The hat is hideous.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

36 Good morning, my dear. I love the portrait. Say, do you like helicopter rides to remote islands?

Posted by: J. Epstein at February 17, 2023 09:35 AM (eOEVl)

37 Portrait Of A Young Girl

Judging by the intensity of the side eye I'm going to guess between 12 and 14 years old.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (ykeLU)

38
"Oh, dammit. Not Cocomelon, again. Watch something else, Vanessa!"

I see this look on my older girl's face every single time I turn it on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (oINRc)

39 See, I think I like the painting well enough. I just wouldn't hang it because her eyes would follow me around the room.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (wbI4a)

40
Judging by the intensity of the side eye I'm going to guess between 12 and 14 years old.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (ykeLU)

I think your medical opinion is correct. That's the range, dead on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (oINRc)

41 Alternate title: Young Girl Posing for Portrait While Kid Brother Messes with Her Cellphone

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:37 AM (ykeLU)

42 OK

whose first thought was Greta Thunberg
Posted by: DB

See #4

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:37 AM (CZBWZ)

43 She probably gave her parents all sorts of grief for having to get dressed up and sit still for the artist

Posted by: Tuna at February 17, 2023 09:37 AM (gLRfa)

44 Xe has a secret

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (COASo)

45 She'll be inheriting vast tracts of land!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (Vwz3I)

46 Is that a necklace or is it part of the detail on her dress?

Posted by: dantesed at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (88xKn)

47 She can leave her hat on...

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (R/m4+)

48 Is it too late for her to grow into her head?

Posted by: Easy Does It at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (RMtE9)

49 Judging by the intensity of the side eye I'm going to guess between 12 and 14 years old.
Posted by: Muldoon

Oh yeah. There are 8 young girls in my old neighborhood in that age range.

I moved. Their fathers wanted to come with us.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:38 AM (qoGsy)

50 She's got the teen side eye. Probably does a great eyeroll.
Whatever.
=====

vmom -- I am still laughing. Great job.

I like this one because you can see a personality, even in the big giant head.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2023 09:39 AM (MIKMs)

51 Would not hang...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 17, 2023 09:39 AM (S7une)

52 Judging by the intensity of the side eye I'm going to guess between 12 and 14 years old.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:36 AM (ykeLU)

Perfect marrying age!

Posted by: The Renaissance at February 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Angsy)

53 She kind of looks like that Deliverance kid, creepy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 17, 2023 09:39 AM (a4EWo)

54 Not liking the hat.

I couldn't sniff her at all

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (lc5cP)

55 With a head that big I'm guessing she must sleep on a big pillow.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (wbI4a)

56
whose first thought was Greta Thunberg
Posted by: DB

I don't see it.

1.) She looks like she's a fairly typical morose teen, not like a barking mad turbo-cunt.

2.) She's pretty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (oINRc)

57 I don’t think that even Biden would want to smell her hair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (ffbyg)

58 I like this one because you can see a personality, even in the big giant head.

Huh, you hit it exactly.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (eOEVl)

59 According to Wiki:
Gemäldegalerie Über uns Sammeln & Forschen Ausstellungen Bildung & Vermittlung Veranstaltungen Besuch planen Malerei vom 13. bis zum 18. Jahrhundert Gemäldegalerie Dauerausstellung Nächste Veranstaltung Mit Abstand das Beste! In der Gemäldegalerie Für Erwachsene Alle Angebote Für Kinder & Familien Alle Angebote Nachricht

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

60 What do you mean I can't go to the mall?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (qoGsy)

61 What do you mean I can't go to the mall?

You're dating yourself.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (eOEVl)

62 The Bene Gesserit witch must leave.

Posted by: 3rd Stage Guild Navigator at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (eLWiU)

63 Gemäldegalerie Über uns Sammeln & Forschen Ausstellungen Bildung & Vermittlung Veranstaltungen Besuch planen Malerei vom 13. bis zum 18. Jahrhundert Gemäldegalerie Dauerausstellung Nächste Veranstaltung Mit Abstand das Beste! In der Gemäldegalerie Für Erwachsene Alle Angebote Für Kinder & Familien Alle Angebote Nachricht

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

I knew it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (Angsy)

64 A - yeah, they are pretty well dead, aren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (qoGsy)

65 Baby Alien?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)

66 The side eye has been part of a female's repertoire since the days of Eve.



That's the same look she gave me right before she bit that dang apple. - Adam

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

67 59 According to Wiki:
Gemäldegalerie Über uns Sammeln & Forschen Ausstellungen Bildung & Vermittlung Veranstaltungen Besuch planen Malerei vom 13. bis zum 18. Jahrhundert Gemäldegalerie Dauerausstellung Nächste Veranstaltung Mit Abstand das Beste! In der Gemäldegalerie Für Erwachsene Alle Angebote Für Kinder & Familien Alle Angebote Nachricht
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

Well, obviously. Duh.

Posted by: Kris at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (VQp/A)

68 Portrait of a Young Girl is a small oil-on-oak panel painting by the Early Netherlandish painter Petrus Christus.

*******

Hmm. Seems more outlandish to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)

69 According to Wiki:
Gemäldegalerie Über uns Sammeln & Forschen Ausstellungen Bildung & Vermittlung Veranstaltungen Besuch planen Malerei vom 13. bis zum 18. Jahrhundert Gemäldegalerie Dauerausstellung Nächste Veranstaltung Mit Abstand das Beste! In der Gemäldegalerie Für Erwachsene Alle Angebote Für Kinder & Familien Alle Angebote Nachricht
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (wbI4a)

70 She is from France.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Starts singing....

All the girls in France
don't wear any underpants....

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (T4tVD)

71 Her TikTok bump and grind went viral and her parents shut that shit down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (CZBWZ)

72 What do you mean I can't go to the mall?

How many times do I have to tell you...it hasn't been invented yet!

And also before you ask again...no cell phone!

Posted by: John Talbot, 2nd Earl of Shrewsbury in 1468 to his daughter at February 17, 2023 09:42 AM (lc5cP)

73 A - yeah, they are pretty well dead, aren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (qoGsy)

Deader than me.

Posted by: Girl's Eyes at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Angsy)

74 You're dating yourself.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:41 AM (eOEVl)

.....

My daughter still goes to the mall with friends.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Zqeqr)

75 Gemäldegalerie Über uns Sammeln & Forschen Ausstellungen Bildung & Vermittlung Veranstaltungen Besuch planen Malerei vom 13. bis zum 18. Jahrhundert Gemäldegalerie Dauerausstellung Nächste Veranstaltung Mit Abstand das Beste! In der Gemäldegalerie Für Erwachsene Alle Angebote Für Kinder & Familien Alle Angebote Nachricht

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)


Well, that certainly settles that!

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

76 Worst case of eczema I've ever seen!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (FzWTd)

77 The painting was completed between 1465 and 1470

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

78 My daughter still goes to the mall with friends.

So she says....

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (eOEVl)

79 All the girls in France
don't wear any underpants....


Young women going commando > Arnie in Commando > Meal Team 6

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (lc5cP)

80 Looks like she is practicing her Scanners head splody powers. They won't really work until she hits 16, for now all she can do is make her kid brother shit himself.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (WUIOX)

81 You're dating yourself.


Because no one else will!

/sob

Posted by: Some Tranny at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)

82
The painting was completed between 1465 and 1470
Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Wow.

This is impressive work for that time period.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (oINRc)

83 Think in age of wigs real hair was certainly as short as could be

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (FtVMo)

84 So she says....

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (eOEVl)

....

Credit card confirms this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Zqeqr)

85 The painting was completed between 1465 and 1470

Wiki has a good write up https://tinyurl.com/yc7b28s6

Posted by: Some Tranny at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (lc5cP)

86 She needs some Gold Bond for all that skin cracking.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (G8h7g)

87 That look is timeless and makes me extremely happy we only had boys.


Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

88 77 The painting was completed between 1465 and 1470
Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Wow same time period as Uncle Joes first term in Senate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (BRHaw)

89 Greta T traveling back in time.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 09:46 AM (pKaGc)

90 Think in age of wigs real hair was certainly as short as could be
Posted by: Skip


Easier to keep lice out.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 09:46 AM (G8h7g)

91 There's one mall around me that still gets packed. The rest are either shuttered or on life support.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:46 AM (CZBWZ)

92 Can't tell is only flesh tones cracked or even dark paint?

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 09:46 AM (FtVMo)

93
This Is What It's Like Being Inside Ny Head - an existential scream in limerick form

There once was a painter named Standish
Whose paintings were rather outlandish
He said, "I'm not Dutch
And Hollander's too much.
I prefer to be called Netherlandish!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:46 AM (ykeLU)

94 I don't recognize the fez

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (DK4U1)

95 Credit card confirms this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Zqeqr)

A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

96 The painting was completed between 1465 and 1470
Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

Wow same time period as Uncle Joes first term in Senate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (BRHaw)


AND she was too old for me then. - Joe

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

97 There's one mall around me that still gets packed. The rest are either shuttered or on life support.

You can buy cheap shit from China cheaper online so people have been buying there instead of malls.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (lc5cP)

98 Clearly the message CBD is intending to send is "HOW DARE YOU!".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (ZGrMX)

99 A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.
Posted by: rhennigantx

People are assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (CZBWZ)

100 Skip @ 83- short hair?
Do you think POC hair ais all real?

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (MF3yS)

101 Massachusetts Lawmakers Propose Reducing Sentences for Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs.

What could go wrong??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

102 Think in age of wigs real hair was certainly as short as could be.

Merkins for sale, merkins for sale!

Posted by: Lace Merkins for the Whole Family at Affordable Prices at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (KFhLj)

103
What do you mean I can't go to the mall?

You're dating yourself.
Posted by: Archimedes


Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days? I prefer when we used phrases like "prompt the porpoise"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (n+4am)

104 You can buy cheap shit from China cheaper online so people have been buying there instead of malls.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (lc5cP)


You no likey number one tayror suit I make?


Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

105 A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.

They'll never guess the only stranger they had in their house today was the one to steal the CC.

And I'm sure Comcast will never ever give the police my actual name and address if they do!

Posted by: Some Brilliant Criminal Mind at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (lc5cP)

106 Gemäldegalerie Mayelana nathi Qoqa &research Imibukiso Imfundo & Ukuxhumana Imicimbi Hlela ukuvakashelwa kwakho Umdwebo kusukela 13 kuya ekhulwini le-18 Picture Gallery Permanent embukisweni Umcimbi olandelayo Kude kakhulu! Kugalari Yezithombe Kubantu abadala Konke okunikezwayo Ezinganeni &imindeni Konke kunikeza Umyalezo

Posted by: Zulu Wiki at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)

107 Must have been a canadian comcast tech.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (DK4U1)

108 I really like this portrait. The artist captured the young lady's personality perfectly.

Posted by: Tuna at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (gLRfa)

109 People are assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (CZBWZ)

true

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:49 AM (BRHaw)

110 Massachusetts Lawmakers Propose Reducing Sentences for Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs.

What could go wrong??


So you are saying there is one match for the organ I need in the state? Time to get him arrested...

Posted by: Some MA Pol at February 17, 2023 09:50 AM (lc5cP)

111 A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

Clearly a man of refinement and good taste.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:50 AM (wbI4a)

112 A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.

LOL. They weren't being subtle about giving away their gender and ethnicity with those items, were they?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 09:51 AM (ZGrMX)

113 Clearly a man of refinement and good taste.
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 09:50 AM (wbI4a)

And flat tires!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

114 One place I lived, we only had one canadian family living on the street. Wouldn't you know one of the little bastards stole my wife's purse off of the bench by the front door. Opened the screen door and grabbed it. Heard the door slam, saw the fucker running.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 09:51 AM (DK4U1)

115 87 That look is timeless and makes me extremely happy we only had boys.


Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

Then this look matures into the dreaded "mom-glare".

Posted by: Kris at February 17, 2023 09:52 AM (VQp/A)

116 Coneheads with no tits. WTF?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 17, 2023 09:52 AM (fWTJL)

117 People are assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Yes. BUT, the truck driver in line ahead of me in a Pilot fuel stop the other day bought my coffee for me for no reason other than being nice.

Made my day. I took it as a reminder to pass along the niceness.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

118 I had my cc number compromised once. The criminal mastermind paid traffic tickets in TX and bought a bunch of high top sneakers.

They delivered the sneakers to my house. The cc company didn't want them, to I donated them to Goodwill.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

119 And no from the No Shit Depar . . .

1) The media is now reporting on a study that shows prior infection is just as good as (or better than) the vax

2) Study Finds "Zero Bail" Policies in California Tripled Violent Crime

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 09:53 AM (FVME7)

120 Jen the original @ 89- Greta T travelog back in time.
This word should be added to the style guide:
Gretaty.
-any stupid shit said or done by glople wormer crowd.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 09:53 AM (MF3yS)

121 There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very, very good
But when she was bad, she was horrid!

(I can still remember my English grandmother reciting this in her lovely accent.)

Posted by: red speck at February 17, 2023 09:54 AM (gS3OW)

122 8 She is from France.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BTgKJ)

Her Name Is Lola

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 09:54 AM (hWiTk)

123 Is she a conehead?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 17, 2023 09:54 AM (uNylN)

124 A barrel of monkeys seems more fun.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 17, 2023 09:55 AM (ufFY8)

125 We have to steal purses to feed the moose out front of our houses -- especially with the 30% premium on the USD. 😢

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

126 21 She's got the teen side eye. Probably does a great eyeroll.
Whatever.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2023 09:33 AM (EGSGm)

Ha!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 09:56 AM (hWiTk)

127 The NYT identifies the real East Palestine problem: we don't trust them when they lie.

The New York Times@nytimes
After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)

128 Yes. BUT, the truck driver in line ahead of me in a Pilot fuel stop the other day bought my coffee for me for no reason other than being nice.

Made my day. I took it as a reminder to pass along the niceness.
Posted by: Tonypete

I did this for an old lady behind me in line. You would have thought I gave her bag of money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:56 AM (CZBWZ)

129 I don't recognize the fez

*********

The Concussion - a bonus limerick

A young altar girl named Estelle
Hit her head with a resounding knell
She was heard to exclaim
"I don't recall my name,
But somehow my fez rings a bell."


(h.t. CatAssTropny)

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 09:57 AM (ykeLU)

130 I didn't see this mentioned in the morning report, but DU is freaking out over it:
BREAKING: A New IDIOTIC Idaho Bill seeks to charge anyone who administers an mRNA Vaccine with a Misdemeanor.

The mRNA COVID vaccine has saved tens of thousands of lives. These people are literally terrorists. Is there an mRNA vaccine to cure conspiracy theorists yet?


No, malignant. One is a Bundy supporter and John Bircher. This is done out of hate, and the idiots who voted for them should be ashamed - they knew they pieces of crap they were voting for.

Also, of course, there's a huge thread on this:
Rush Limbaugh died two years ago today and I'm still celebrating his passage to hell.

My only wish is that he had built up and promoted a protégé to replace him towards the end. He knew it was coming, had time a resources...I though almost some kind of reality TV show "Replacing Rush" or "Raising Rush" would have been popular, gotten his message out, and kept his legacy and success going.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

131 28 >>>creepy
would not hang
would run from room, screaming


Would hang in guest room -- to limit stays.

Posted by: red speck at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM (gS3OW)

132 Some Japanese guy writes Never Let Me Go...

Author: This shouldn't be taken literally, its about how you trade time for other things in life

China: Hold up. This book is literally awesome. But who needs clones? Political prisoners are cheap

Some Mass Pol: Good thing no one in the world is abusing prisoners to steal their organs. Because really this is a great idea

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

133 53 She kind of looks like that Deliverance kid, creepy.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 17, 2023 09:39 AM (a4EWo)

Very much so!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM (hWiTk)

134 The New York Times@nytimes
After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.


When a Republican is guilty, that's the story.

When a Democrat is guilty, the Republican response is the story.

Republicans POUNCE!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:59 AM (eOEVl)

135 The New York Times@nytimes
After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 17, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)

comfort the comfortable and afflict the afflicted

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)

136 Young girl, get out of my mind,

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sr56-wLBEZA

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

137 1) The media is now reporting on a study that shows prior infection is just as good as (or better than) the vax

Also, the UK National Health Service posted a small notice on their website that they will no longer offer vaxx boosters for anyone.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ZGrMX)

138 Who the hell buys $500-worth of ballcaps???

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ffbyg)

139 It is always such an act of kindness and generosity to pay for someone's $10 Triple mocha half caff frozen latte in line at starbucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (DK4U1)

140 The mRNA COVID vaccine has saved tens of thousands of lives. These people are literally terrorists. Is there an mRNA vaccine to cure conspiracy theorists yet?

The FNM tells me COVID killed a million people in the US alone.

So if the clot shot saved "tens of thousands of lives" it really didn't do much did it?

As a comparison with the tetanus vaccine I think there are generally less then 10 tetanus deaths in the US a year, and I think they are all illegals that didn't get the vaccine.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

141 And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (X+Ku8)

142 I miss Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 10:01 AM (MF3yS)

143 Ken: It says here Petrus Christus was active in Bruges.

Ray: In Bruges? Here in Bruges? Who could be *active* in fooking Bruges?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 17, 2023 10:01 AM (wzAuc)

144 Portrait of a Young Girl is a small oil-on-oak panel painting by the Early Netherlandish painter Petrus Christus. It was completed towards the end of his life, between 1465 and 1470, and is held in the Gemäldegalerie, Berlin.
Posted by: Archimedes
====
Read this as Neanderthal. Thought, pretty good for one of those big lugs.

Posted by: From abot that Time at February 17, 2023 10:01 AM (4780s)

145 Massachusetts Lawmakers Propose Reducing Sentences for Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs.

*******

Well that only seems fair if someone has a complete change of heart!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 10:02 AM (ykeLU)

146 Do they still do the thing where they try to wear the cap without bending or creasing the rim?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:02 AM (DK4U1)

147 95 A Comcast tech stole my wifes purse and went straight to mall and bought 600 bucks in sneaker and 500 bucks in ball caps.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

And the cc company didn't flag that, refuse a sale, and say "Call us, please." Which I've had happen when I was making atypical-for-me purchases. Sheesh.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:03 AM (hWiTk)

148 My only wish is that he had built up and promoted a protégé to replace him towards the end.

His role was hard to replace due to the rise of the GOPe. They don't want another Rush.

So...who are the people that have sort of filled his role?

Crowder, Ace, Instapundit, Peterson (who kind of came out of nowhere)

Now...if he had given any of them the golden mic...would it have worked? I think it might have with Crowder...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:03 AM (lc5cP)

149 Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.

This is the MAGA extremism that's destroying this country!

tRump Bad!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 17, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)

150 101 Massachusetts Lawmakers Propose Reducing Sentences for Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs.

What could go wrong??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

Very bad idea.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:04 AM (hWiTk)

151 I say that jokingly, but seriously, if a prisoner donated his heart for transplant his prison time would be cut short almost immediately.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 10:04 AM (ykeLU)

152 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 10:04 AM (vf0Uk)

153 Portrait of a Young Girl is a small oil-on-oak panel painting by the Early Netherlandish painter Petrus Christus. It was completed towards the end of his life, between 1465 and 1470, and is held in the Gemäldegalerie, Berlin. Posted by: rhennigantx

Beautiful detail, colors. I like it a great deal & would hang a small painting.

Thanks, CBD. A nice peaceful end to the week in art.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 10:04 AM (Wxlzw)

154 Active bitch face.

Poor kid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 10:05 AM (vf0Uk)

155 The cracks in the paint makes this look like a jigsaw puzzle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2023 10:05 AM (StQQf)

156 Portrait of a Young Girl...is held in the Gemäldegalerie, Berlin.
Posted by: Archimedes

Maybe they should just hang it on a wall so people can look at it instead. One of these days, a Greenpeace nutjob will hold it, and glue himself to the floor with it.

Posted by: Art Moron at February 17, 2023 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

157 Greta of yore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (VKuXu)



My thoughts as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 10:05 AM (vf0Uk)

158 I'll be celebrating the GAINZZZ I've made so far this year by... reverting them a tad. As of this morning, I'm down 34 lbs since I got back from vacation in early January with a combination of exercise (both low-intensity and HIIT), keto, strict IF (starting with 16/8, pushing to 22/2), and zero alcohol. Today, I'm briefly stepping off of the dieting/t-totaling wagon and am going to enjoy some good old fashioned day-drinking. Beautiful day for it here, too.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 17, 2023 10:05 AM (DTX3h)

159 117 People are assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Yes. BUT, the truck driver in line ahead of me in a Pilot fuel stop the other day bought my coffee for me for no reason other than being nice.

Made my day. I took it as a reminder to pass along the niceness.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

Nice!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:06 AM (hWiTk)

160 The New York Times@nytimes
After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.

When a Republican is guilty, that's the story.

When a Democrat is guilty, the Republican response is the story.

Republicans POUNCE!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2023 09:59 AM (eOEVl)

Pounce AND Seize!!

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2023 10:06 AM (Ed8Zd)

161 Massachusetts Lawmakers Propose Reducing Sentences for Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs

.. perhaps we could require all politicians to donate an organ in order to be elected. Could serve as a replacement for 'term limits' .. they only have so many organs.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

162 Inmates Who Provide Bone Marrow or Organs.


We no reduce sentence, we takey organ.

-- CPP

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

163 "That's Not Funny: The Original"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:07 AM (KbCG3)

164 131 28 >>>creepy
would not hang
would run from room, screaming

Would hang in guest room -- to limit stays.
Posted by: red speck at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM (gS3OW)

Smart guests will remove it to the closet!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (hWiTk)

165 MOTHER! Girl in painting with a huff.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

166 138 Who the hell buys $500-worth of ballcaps???
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ffbyg)

The dude with my wifes CC and 4 flat tires.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)

167 And I take a deep breath and I get real high

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (X+Ku

East Palestine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (XIJ/X)

168 Donate 1 kidney, get 1/2 off your sentence. Donate a second kidney, get out of jail, free.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DK4U1)

169 137 1) The media is now reporting on a study that shows prior infection is just as good as (or better than) the vax

Also, the UK National Health Service posted a small notice on their website that they will no longer offer vaxx boosters for anyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (ZGrMX)

Thank God!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:09 AM (hWiTk)

170 11 life sentences? Let me refer you to Dr Mengele, see what we can work out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:09 AM (DK4U1)

171 After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.


Remember when a hurricane destroyed NOLA do to the fact it was a historically strong storm to hit the area AND the NOLA local politicians had stolen the disaster prep money and the FNM spent the next 2 years blaming:

FEMA
Shrub
The government in general

Was that..."different"? Because I'm guessing if forced to comment on it the NYT would say it was.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:09 AM (lc5cP)

172 140 The mRNA COVID vaccine has saved tens of thousands of lives. These people are literally terrorists. Is there an mRNA vaccine to cure conspiracy theorists yet?

The FNM tells me COVID killed a million people in the US alone.

So if the clot shot saved "tens of thousands of lives" it really didn't do much did it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:00 AM (lc5cP)

Math!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:10 AM (hWiTk)

173 And the cc company didn't flag that, refuse a sale, and say "Call us, please." Which I've had happen when I was making atypical-for-me purchases. Sheesh.

I saw a video recently explaining that CC fraud detection is actually one of the problems the guys have that are still doing Cannonball Runs. Apparently if you get from point A to point B too fast the computer cross-checks commercial airline flights(!) to determine if you could've gotten there legally and then flags it. Somewhere in a volcano lair, Klaus Schwab smiles and pets a white cat.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

174 Dozens of cancellations involving trains and ferrys between Denmark nd Norway because of North Sea storm.
-----------------
Run them through anyway!

Posted by: Norfolk Southern Railway at February 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Vwz3I)

175 distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.

Social Security
Immigration
The Boarder
Iraq
FIB
CIA
EPA
FEMA
Dept of Ed never taught 1 fucking person to read
Dept of Energy never drilling 1 fucking barrel of oil
etc

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

176 And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:11 AM (DK4U1)

177 Some Japanese guy writes Never Let Me Go...

Author: This shouldn't be taken literally, its about how you trade time for other things in life

China: Hold up. This book is literally awesome. But who needs clones? Political prisoners are cheap

Some Mass Pol: Good thing no one in the world is abusing prisoners to steal their organs. Because really this is a great idea
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 09:58 AM


*continues viewing properties in NH*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

178 168 Donate 1 kidney, get 1/2 off your sentence. Donate a second kidney, get out of jail, free.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DK4U1)

Don't fall for it!

Posted by: Dewey Crowe at February 17, 2023 10:12 AM (KbCG3)

179 I guess Soros is tired of paying premium prices for readily available organs and bone marrow.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 17, 2023 10:12 AM (fWTJL)

180 Thanks, CBD. A nice peaceful end to the week in art.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 10:04 AM (Wxlzw)

Sat in the front row in school, did you?

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2023 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

181 We need a Federal Department of Railroads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:12 AM (DK4U1)

182 And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.

Their actuaries must be locked up in a basement somewhere screaming.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:13 AM (ZGrMX)

183 I once bought a woman a pack of cigarettes when her card got declined. She was like "it's cigarettes, what are you doing!!" I told her my wife was a smoker so I understand. When I got outside she hugged me.

We generally forget the random nice things we do for people but they remember forever. This case was an exception because she was so grateful.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:13 AM (uAB4C)

184 Good news for just a bit. Fetterman is in hospital. Tightens up the votes.

Posted by: torabora at February 17, 2023 10:13 AM (OUiUM)

185 Nice picture. Looks a little- minus the medieval outfit/-of the nice polite little Amish teen who waited on me today at the PA Dutch market.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:13 AM (49WRT)

186 Dozens of cancellations involving trains and ferrys between Denmark and Norway because of North Sea storm.


Ha! - Ex Navy guys

Ha, ha! - Viking Warriors

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

187 They made a movie version of Never Let Me Go https://tinyurl.com/bde722uv

Its a good movie but terribly depressing.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:14 AM (lc5cP)

188 RedMindBlueState, I feel your pain, moving right now for me is out of the question, but it has much been on my mind.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 17, 2023 10:15 AM (a4EWo)

189 We need a Federal Department of Railroads.

When Biden told me I'd be running trains this is NOT what I thought he meant!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at February 17, 2023 10:15 AM (lc5cP)

190 Insty has a story that the Department of the Interior is now offering climate change grief counseling to employees.

El Rushbo's "the chickification of America" continues.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

191 And Jesus was right. The more you spread His love around the more of it you see and feel. It's a better way to live even though you also get screwed and betrayed a lot.

I figure you're gonna get screwed and betrayed anyway, it's better to feel better in between.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (uAB4C)

192 Renaissance tweens...more proof that attitude (and human nature) is timeless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Wnv9h)

193 Do they still do the thing where they try to wear the cap without bending or creasing the rim?

I didn't know that was a thing but I wonder if it's a conscious reaction to the redneck thing of curling a cap bill into a full semicircle. And FWIW, yeah my caps look like that too.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (nfrXX)

194 Chess thread! Pet thread!

WeRateDogs® @dog_rates · 21h
This is Hercules. He just moved his queen to B5, leaving your king with no escape. Would tell you it's over but wants to watch you slowly realize that yourself. 13/10

https://tinyurl.com/3rt3xcjk

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Vwz3I)

195 We need a Federal Department of Railroads.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:12 AM (DK4U1)

----------

Atlas Shrugged 2: Pothole Pete Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:17 AM (wsx8x)

196 And the cc company didn't flag that, refuse a sale, and say "Call us, please." Which I've had happen when I was making atypical-for-me purchases. Sheesh.

I saw a video recently explaining that CC fraud detection is actually one of the problems the guys have that are still doing Cannonball Runs. Apparently if you get from point A to point B too fast the computer cross-checks commercial airline flights(!) to determine if you could've gotten there legally and then flags it. Somewhere in a volcano lair, Klaus Schwab smiles and pets a white cat.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

I used to work at a call center doing debit card fraud servicing god Bank of America. It was fairly often I would talk to someone who would get flagged buying coffee but then an obviously fraudulent purchase well outside of their normal spending habits would just sail on through.

Basically the algorithms are bullshit. They just stop cards at random with the idea that statistically a few fraud transactions might be stopped in the process.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (gq8qK)

197 183 I once bought a woman a pack of cigarettes when her card got declined. She was like "it's cigarettes, what are you doing!!" I told her my wife was a smoker so I understand. When I got outside she hugged me.

We generally forget the random nice things we do for people but they remember forever. This case was an exception because she was so grateful.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:13 AM (uAB4C)

Once had a cashier accidentally ring up a woman's ice cream on my tab at the grocery store. She went to void it but I said not to worry. The woman was pretty surprised but grateful. Told her it was $5, enjoy the ice cream.

Am I a hero? Probably.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (KbCG3)

198 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
dang! I think I'll dig up the old Star Trek TOS and watch the Mudd episode.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (anj39)

199 Beautiful day for it here, too.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
====
Moderation in all things, including moderation. Enjoy your day.

Posted by: From abot that Time at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (4780s)

200 Not to be controversial but at the moment do we know it's not coof itself causing the increase in sudden deaths. I mean it *is* a designer bioweapon.

And before someone jumps down my throat like I'm Kamala it's a genuine question even though I have been against the fake vax from Day 1.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (uAB4C)

201 She had an elongated skull. Because Ancient Aliens.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Y5qcH)

202 , Mark Siimone, the NYC conservative guy on the radio who is both smart as well as funny-is talking about the balloons. He said they spent $400,000 on a missile to bring down a Cub Scout project that cost $9.00.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (49WRT)

203 *wanders in*

Alia of the Knife?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (SW3Kq)

204 "Take me to your leader."

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (DB16e)

205 Not to be controversial but at the moment do we know it's not coof itself causing the increase in sudden deaths. I mean it *is* a designer bioweapon.

Excess deaths climbed AFTER the introduction of the clot shot in every region it was introduced.

There is no explanation outside of the clot shot itself.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

206 Dozens of cancellations involving trains and ferrys between Denmark and Norway because of North Sea storm.


Ha! - Ex Navy guys

Ha, ha! - Viking Warriors
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 10:14 AM


* yawns * - Submariners

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (a3Q+t)

207 193 Do they still do the thing where they try to wear the cap without bending or creasing the rim?

I didn't know that was a thing but I wonder if it's a conscious reaction to the redneck thing of curling a cap bill into a full semicircle. And FWIW, yeah my caps look like that too.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (nfrXX)

Once worked at a Timberland store, which has been my only real foray into urban culture. I'd see the fellas come in wearing flat-brimmed hats with the tags still on. Was to prove that their shit was new.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (KbCG3)

208 Two ears; NOT Van Gogh.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhea98e

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (Vwz3I)

209 And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.



What about those that got the clot shot and didn't get covid? What's causing their heart attacks?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (G8h7g)

210 He said they spent $400,000 on a missile to bring down a Cub Scout project that cost $9.00.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (49WRT)

If the cub scouts were white, it was worth it.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (uAB4C)

211 What about those that got the clot shot and didn't get covid? What's causing their heart attacks?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (G8h7g)

Well it could be both seeing as the fake vax essentially infects you with the bioweapon.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:21 AM (uAB4C)

212 196 I used to work at a call center doing debit card fraud servicing god Bank of America. It was fairly often I would talk to someone who would get flagged buying coffee but then an obviously fraudulent purchase well outside of their normal spending habits would just sail on through.

Basically the algorithms are bullshit. They just stop cards at random with the idea that statistically a few fraud transactions might be stopped in the process.
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (gq8qK)

Huh!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:21 AM (hWiTk)

213 Also is there *anyone* who got the fake vax and didn't get covid? I don't know a single fake vaxxed person that didn't get it, mostly more than once.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:21 AM (uAB4C)

214 What happens if you pull the loop?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2023 10:21 AM (Qzn2/)

215 190. I saw that story somewhere the other day. It s to help game wardens, park rangers and researchers who while in the field , come across examples of death and destruction due to environmental damage and climate change and develop mental stress and depression from it. Remember when people who became over stressed from their job , they went to private counselors of their own choosing without disclosing to their boss. That privacy, once considered essential has been dumped in favor of having your entire supervision structure know your issues.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (wQ0cM)

216 >There is no explanation outside of the clot shot itself.

Dr. on CBS claims it could be people not wearing masks and not following protective protocols.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (DB16e)

217 Once had a cashier accidentally ring up a woman's ice cream on my tab at the grocery store. She went to void it but I said not to worry. The woman was pretty surprised but grateful. Told her it was $5, enjoy the ice cream.

Am I a hero? Probably.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

"Would you like some ice cream Lady?"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (qoGsy)

218 Matthew 6:2

“So when you give to the poor, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be honored by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.

Back in Jesus' day, some would wear a ring, with a little horn they would toot whenever they gave, so the people around them would know there was a generous person in their midst, thus "tooting your own horn" came into being.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (kwfA1)

219 I'd see the fellas come in wearing flat-brimmed hats with the tags still on. Was to prove that their shit was new.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (KbCG3)

Nothin' wrong with that.

Posted by: Zombie Minnie Pearl at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (PiwSw)

220 197 Once had a cashier accidentally ring up a woman's ice cream on my tab at the grocery store. She went to void it but I said not to worry. The woman was pretty surprised but grateful. Told her it was $5, enjoy the ice cream.

Am I a hero? Probably.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (KbCG3)

Probably!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:22 AM (hWiTk)

221 Once worked at a Timberland store, which has been my only real foray into urban culture. I'd see the fellas come in wearing flat-brimmed hats with the tags still on. Was to prove that their shit was new.

Also to fuck with the loss prevention guys, as I understand it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

222 distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.

Social Security
Immigration
The Boarder
Iraq
FIB
CIA
EPA
FEMA
Dept of Ed never taught 1 fucking person to read
Dept of Energy never drilling 1 fucking barrel of oil
etc

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)
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It might be shorter & more instructive to list all the agencies and institutions that still retain some inkling of credibility & trust. I'll start:

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:23 AM (wsx8x)

223 >And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.

I hope hell exists.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2023 10:24 AM (44ww/)

224 The cc fraud protections I've seen have been pretty good.

Once got alerted to an Apple Music purchase of 99 cents. An alert which by a day preceded a $3,000 and an $8,000 charge to a "moving company" in Chicago.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:24 AM (uAB4C)

225 Well it could be both seeing as the fake vax essentially infects you with the bioweapon.

If you get COVID you get spike proteins in your body that cause issues as they try to infect your cells.

If you get the clot shot you get orders of magnitude MORE spike proteins in your body floating around causing issues while *not* removing themselves by infecting cells.

Basically its like stabbing yourself 1000 times in random places to "vaccinate" yourself against a mugger armed with a knife

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:24 AM (lc5cP)

226 And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.
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So let me get this straight...

Me, not getting the clot shot, is causing heart attacks in young folks that are jabbed?

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:25 AM (kwfA1)

227 Well I certainly wasn't sounding any trumpet. As I said in some ways any nice shit I do is selfish because I've found its just a better way to live.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (uAB4C)

228 226 And Kaiser P is saying that young people getting covid is causing the increase in heart attacks, and the only way to protect them is moar vaxx.
___

So let me get this straight...

Me, not getting the clot shot, is causing heart attacks in young folks that are jabbed?
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:25 AM (kwfA1)

Yes, according to the "people" who espouse the Pandemic of the Unvaccinated.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (hWiTk)

229 Am I a hero? Probably.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Not all heroes wear crepes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (Vwz3I)

230 Former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has been accused of leaking classified information for years and now that he’s running for the U.S. Senate, several top figures are refusing to let people forget about it. Former CIA Director Mike Pompeo recently argued that Schiff should no longer have access to it.

“During my time as CIA director and secretary of state, I know that he leaked classified information that had been provided to him,” Pompeo said, noting that Schiff played a crucial role in the Trump-Russia investigation, which was plagued with leaks to the media for years.

“It’s a complicated process, right? It’s difficult to pin down precisely what happened,” Pompeo said. “But I could tell you that when we provided information to him and to his staff, it ended up in places it shouldn’t have been with alarming regularity. We could see it. In the end, I decided I held back information from them as a result.”

I would show up for a good old fashion hanging!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (BRHaw)

231 ️ Angry Post of the Day

In the morning I put eggs and milk in the blender. It is quicker than frying and easier to stomach. GAINZZZ

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (44ww/)

232 Me, not getting the clot shot, is causing heart attacks in young folks that are jabbed?
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:25 AM (kwfA1)

Good. I told them to get off my lawn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (Y5qcH)

233 221 Once worked at a Timberland store, which has been my only real foray into urban culture. I'd see the fellas come in wearing flat-brimmed hats with the tags still on. Was to prove that their shit was new.

Also to fuck with the loss prevention guys, as I understand it.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

Couple of funny things about working there:

1) Would get asked a lot if the boot had a metal shank in the heel. Manager finally told me it's because they were going to someone in jail and couldn't have metal in them.

2) This was a time when NASCAR jackets became a big trend with the urban crowd. I love NASCAR but never owned much apparel. These dudes are walking around in $250 Terry Labonte jackets with no clue who he was.

3) Once saw a kid try to swipe a pair of boots. Manager caught him and his friends just ragged on him for getting caught. We got our boots back and that was it. Just another day.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (KbCG3)

234 191 And Jesus was right. The more you spread His love around the more of it you see and feel. It's a better way to live even though you also get screwed and betrayed a lot.

I figure you're gonna get screwed and betrayed anyway, it's better to feel better in between.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:16 AM (uAB4C)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (hWiTk)

235 I think I saw her in the 80's version of Dune. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (mqu1M)

236 Well I certainly wasn't sounding any trumpet. As I said in some ways any nice shit I do is selfish because I've found its just a better way to live.
___

Pretty much everything we do is in our own self-interest.

Not exactly news.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (84qeE)

237 It might be shorter & more instructive to list all the agencies and institutions that still retain some inkling of credibility & trust. I'll start:
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:23 AM (wsx8x)

hey you forgot

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:28 AM (BRHaw)

238 > Insty has a story that the Department of the Interior is now offering climate change grief counseling to employees.
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I'll bet good money the contractors that are supplying this sort of "counseling" and/or "training" to FedGov are laughing all the way to Grift Bank, Inc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 10:28 AM (Q4IgG)

239 Once worked at a Timberland store, which has been my only real foray into urban culture. I'd see the fellas come in wearing flat-brimmed hats with the tags still on. Was to prove that their shit was new.


*looks at brand new $4.95 Tractor Supply hat that came with the worn out frizzed edges*

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (G8h7g)

240 Excess deaths climbed AFTER the introduction of the clot shot in every region it was introduced.

There is no explanation outside of the clot shot itself.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

The fake vax was introduced after only the second wave of coof.

I just have an open mind that it's both but your points are taken.

I'm certainly not defending it - I never trusted it once they said if you get it you still have to shelter, distance and mask. That's what we in the business call a Red Flag.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (uAB4C)

241 Hey, SMH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (ffbyg)

242 The website ecoanxiety.com states, “Ecological grief refers to the feeling of sorrow and mourning at the current and projected future loss of our natural environment and the impacts of climate change. It implies a level of acceptance that such losses have become inevitable. By emphasising [sic] grief and sorrow, this term implies that what has gone can’t be recovered, and that we’re coming to terms with the loss.”

According to the Washington Examiner, the Department of the Interior’s U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is offering eco-grief training to employees who are struggling with climate and ecological issues.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

243 235 I think I saw her in the 80's version of Dune. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (mqu1M)

On-topic!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (hWiTk)

244 “It’s a complicated process, right? It’s difficult to pin down precisely what happened,” Pompeo said. “But I could tell you that when we provided information to him and to his staff, it ended up in places it shouldn’t have been with alarming regularity. We could see it. In the end, I decided I held back information from them as a result.”

I would show up for a good old fashion hanging!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (BRHaw)

Story from the NBA once. Their internal stuff kept getting leaked by one of the teams, so to find out which one it was, they sent a different memo to each subject. Ended up nailing them. Not sure why super smart guys like Pompeo couldn't find a way to nail someone down for something as serious as this. It's almost like, they didn't want to.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:29 AM (KbCG3)

245 Insty has a story that the Department of the Interior is now offering climate change grief counseling to employees.
___________
I'll bet good money the contractors that are supplying this sort of "counseling" and/or "training" to FedGov are laughing all the way to Grift Bank, Inc.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Thanks for the job Uncle Chuck Schumer!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:30 AM (G8h7g)

246 Hello, Bulgaroctonus.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:30 AM (84qeE)

247 200. It is a legit question. I would think there has to be stats on that pre vax and after the vax was available because the fear mongering about getting Covid if you were not vaxxed Was used to push mandatory vaccines. Problem with that retro study would be the concurrent health problems in that population. I personally know of seven individuals who died with the alpha variant but also had diabetes, gross obesity, kidney issues, heart failure, etc. How do you factor that out?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 10:30 AM (J1xHY)

248 >>After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.


Old andbusted: MSM covering elections like horse races

New hotness: Covering everyday news like political races

How about just tell us the truth about what's going on in Ohio, not how one side is characterizing it and its (alleged) motives, huh? I'm sure the residents of New Palestine do not GAF about about the politics of their town being nuked and no one wanting to help them in the aftermath.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2023 10:30 AM (mqu1M)

249 Not to be controversial but at the moment do we know it's not coof itself causing the increase in sudden deaths. I mean it *is* a designer bioweapon.

And before someone jumps down my throat like I'm Kamala it's a genuine question even though I have been against the fake vax from Day 1.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:18 AM (uAB4C)

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The CDC, NIH, NIAID, WHO, FDA, and Big Pharma will get back to us in 75 years with the long-term results of this ongoing clinical trial.

/A good question that "our betters" and "THE SCIENCE!!!" don't seem the least bit interested in investigating and answering

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:30 AM (wsx8x)

250 Pretty much everything we do is in our own self-interest.

Not exactly news.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (84qeE)

Not me. Everything I do is because I'm amazing.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:31 AM (uAB4C)

251 >>>>After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.


Now do the Democrats and Flint, Michigan (or Katrina).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2023 10:31 AM (mqu1M)

252 hey you forgot

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 10:28 AM (BRHaw)

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"Thus endeth the lesson ..."

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:31 AM (wsx8x)

253 Dalai Lama @DalaiLama · 5h
A meaningful life is not about material gain, power or fame; these are only of passing value. True meaning comes from an inner sense of peace and contentment, which in turn must be based on a sense of caring and love for others.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

254 After that, social media users circulated this claim on Twitter, echoing Buttigieg by blaming Trump for the train derailment in Ohio earlier this month.

But on Thursday, National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) Chair Jennifer Homendy took to Twitter to implore the public to “PLEASE STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION” about what caused the train disaster.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

255 1) Would get asked a lot if the boot had a metal shank in the heel. Manager finally told me it's because they were going to someone in jail and couldn't have metal in them.

-------------------------------------

When I worked at the nuke plant, occasionally your boots would get contaminated and they'd take them from you and give you prison shoes to wear if you had nothing else.

I kept my prison shoes and would wear them out in town. You'd be amazed how many ex-cons would strike up a conversation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

256 227 Well I certainly wasn't sounding any trumpet. As I said in some ways any nice shit I do is selfish because I've found its just a better way to live.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (uAB4C)

Hope you didn't read that "Am I a hero? Probably." as a shot at you. Nothing more than self-deprecation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

257 Not to be controversial but at the moment do we know it's not coof itself causing the increase in sudden deaths. I mean it *is* a designer bioweapon.

And before someone jumps down my throat like I'm Kamala it's a genuine question even though I have been against the fake vax from Day 1.

Posted by: ...


It's funny (strange, not ha ha) that those not clot shotted aren't getting sick or dying.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (G8h7g)

258 Is that what they call craquelaure (sp)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

259 Hope you didn't read that "Am I a hero? Probably." as a shot at you. Nothing more than self-deprecation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

LOL no I was talking to my gorgeous friend SMH

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (uAB4C)

260 253 Dalai Lama @DalaiLama · 5h
A meaningful life is not about material gain, power or fame; these are only of passing value. True meaning comes from an inner sense of peace and contentment, which in turn must be based on a sense of caring and love for others.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

Now smash that like button and be sure to subscribe so you don't miss out on any deep thoughts from Dalai!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:34 AM (KbCG3)

261 "I told your dumbass I was going to shoot you. I tried to help you"

Feel good video of the morning

https://tinyurl.com/4dzrsbyr

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 17, 2023 10:34 AM (DB16e)

262 Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:20 AM (uAB4C)

Gotta love progressive thought!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:34 AM (D+F6R)

263 Why is she wearing one of those funny Shriner's hats?
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023


***
She just came from doing one of those ads for the Shriners where the disabled kids tug at your heartstrings to ask for donations.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

264 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (ffbyg)

265

I'm uh-uh really down in the uh-uh dumps today...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (vwCZJ)

266 Hey, Fen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (ffbyg)

267 258 Is that what they call craquelaure (sp)?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

Cracklin' Rosie, get on board

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:36 AM (hWiTk)

268 NOT ONE PENNY FOR OHIO!

Hey hey! Ho Ho!
Ohio white peepul got to go!

Posted by: Democrats and Republicans Unite! at February 17, 2023 10:36 AM (Zqeqr)

269 It might be shorter & more instructive to list all the agencies and institutions that still retain some inkling of credibility & trust. I'll start:
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:23 AM (wsx8x)


NYT.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:37 AM (anj39)

270 Both Minnie Pearl and George "Goober" Lindsey were college-educated and not "bumpkins" at all.

Posted by: What a country! at February 17, 2023 10:37 AM (wrJpE)

271 It's funny (strange, not ha ha) that those not clot shotted aren't getting sick or dying.
Posted by: rickb223
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'Tis a mystery.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:37 AM (84qeE)

272 Tin soldiers and Mayo Pete's not a comin'
Were finally on our own..

Posted by: Neil Young at February 17, 2023 10:38 AM (PiwSw)

273 255 When I worked at the nuke plant, occasionally your boots would get contaminated and they'd take them from you and give you prison shoes to wear if you had nothing else.

I kept my prison shoes and would wear them out in town. You'd be amazed how many ex-cons would strike up a conversation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

Hah!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:39 AM (hWiTk)

274 It was down to her and Milana Vayntrub for the next series.of AT&T ads. This was her expression when they went with Milana again.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:39 AM (anj39)

275 Bad case of psoriasis and egg head.

Posted by: safristi at February 17, 2023 10:39 AM (qktfm)

276 Hey, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023


***
Howdy, B. I've been busy correcting an expense report or 2 for my boss. Now and then I actually have to, yanno, work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (J2vNu)

277 Now smash that like button and be sure to subscribe so you don't miss out on any deep thoughts from Dalai!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

But you know, being the Dali Lama isn't all praying and meditation. Sometimes I need a little downtime with some Epic Heroes, that is why I play Raid Shadow Legends!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (bD8M/)

278 Kinda slow day on the blog today, seems like.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (ffbyg)

279 Both Minnie Pearl and George "Goober" Lindsey were college-educated and not "bumpkins" at all.
__

Yet the ones currently running this country into the ground are all college-edumacated, unlike us country bumpkins.

Them elite colleges sure is pumping out some geniuses.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (84qeE)

280 Well I certainly wasn't sounding any trumpet.
...

I once posted a comment re Trump being both a genius and an idiot in the words of his enemies, meant as sarcasm.
Another poster replied I should go back to giving blow jobs behind the shopping mall.
YOU posted OldChick was a long time commenter.
You never know when a positive word makes someone's day better (and, is remembered).

Posted by: old chick at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (sOete)

281 Well I certainly wasn't sounding any trumpet. As I said in some ways any nice shit I do is selfish because I've found its just a better way to live.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:26 AM (uAB4C)

---------

Was discussing the idea of selfishness in college with a friend. I had by then realized that -- like something can be a blessing & curse, and that tools can be used for good & evil -- there was "rational selfishness" & "irrational selfishness."

I pointed out that even the actions of Mother Theresa were in some way selfish as it gave herself meaning, purpose, and other rewards.

He said "Have you ever read Ayn Rand?" I said "No, but one of my mother's favorite movies is 'The Fountainhead.'"

He said "You'll like her, and what she calls it is 'self-interest' instead of the negative connotation associated with selfishness." The rest, as they say, is history ... and "thus beganeth the philosophical lessons" for me.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (wsx8x)

282 I've seen that look, the girl in the painting. My ex's youngest, six years old and shedloads wiser than her mother.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 10:41 AM (iI5Bi)

283 277 Work? Perish the thought!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:41 AM (ffbyg)

284 The Federal Department of Naming other Departments is pretty reliable.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:41 AM (bD8M/)

285 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (ffbyg)

Good morning, Bulgar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:41 AM (D+F6R)

286 "Disinformation Pete" Buttigieg

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 10:42 AM (RHGPo)

287 shedloads wiser than her mother.

Yet you married her. Now who is the unwise one?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:42 AM (bD8M/)

288 Kinda slow day on the blog today, seems like.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (ffbyg)

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And I still can't keep up while making a comment here or there ... don't know how most of you'all do it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:42 AM (wsx8x)

289

Auvelity

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 17, 2023 10:43 AM (vwCZJ)

290 @253 Gunga , gunga- lunga

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2023 10:43 AM (StQQf)

291 And I still can't keep up while making a comment here or there ... don't know how most of you'all do it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:42 AM (wsx8x)


Focus too much here and your cereal gets soggy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:43 AM (anj39)

292 What a coincidence that Pete Buttigieg goes on vacation right after the derailment in East Palestine!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM (D+F6R)

293 That girl is way past her prime. Signed Don Lemon and Joey F Biden.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM (oE0yX)

294 He said "You'll like her, and what she calls it is 'self-interest' instead of the negative connotation associated with selfishness." The rest, as they say, is history ... and "thus beganeth the philosophical lessons" for me.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (wsx8x)

Remember that story about a year or so ago where a kid asked to buy a cop lunch and the cop declined, said it wasn't necessary.

Cop later apologized and realized he had robbed the kid of the joy of offering charity. Cop was 100% right. I feel great when I can help someone. I don't feel near as good simply offering to help someone.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

295 I'm uh-uh really down in the uh-uh dumps today...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 17, 2023 10:35 AM (vwCZJ)

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I read that as "down in the uh-uh lumps today..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (wsx8x)

296 Not to be controversial but at the moment do we know it's not coof itself causing the increase in sudden deaths. I mean it *is* a designer bioweapon.
-
Some small fraction of it probably is.

The problem, as far as heart issues go, seems to be inflammation caused by concentrations of spike protein. Which are in the coof. Of course, the jabs flood your system with them for far longer than the coof does, so most of that will be jab-induced.

And sudden death caused by those rubber band clots are going to all be jab-induced, as that seems to be a (side?) effect of the mRNA itself.

Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (kOpft)

297 Posted by: old chick at February 17, 2023 10:40 AM (sOete)

😊

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (uAB4C)

298 Yet you married her. Now who is the unwise one?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:42 AM (bD8M/)

If I showed you her picture you wouldn't be asking silly questions.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (iI5Bi)

299 What a coincidence that Pete Buttigieg goes on vacation right after the derailment in East Palestine!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM

Wut? Are you serious? Can he and the sniffy administration be THAT tone deaf? Apparently. Wow. SMH!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX)

300 180. Heh. Yeah, no. Always very much Imogene Herdman, incorrigible to the point grade schools gave up & put me on in-school detention as it was a better choice to haul me in & know where I was during school days.




Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 10:46 AM (Wxlzw)

301 US Leading Economic Indicators Tumble For 10th Straight Month, Signal Recession Imminent

...the longest streak of declines since 'Lehman'.

Morningstar: Bad news for the 'pessimistic bulls.' Here are 10 reasons why a U.S. recession won't happen.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2023 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

302 Something needs to be done about the Ohio situation ASAP.

Call me a reactionary if you must, but I situation calls for Republican hearings and a letter writing committee, and not in month, now.

We must have hearings. And at the conclusion of these hearings, put out a series of meaningful tweets calling for accountability.

And then perhaps a fund-raising campaign to capitalize on this situation.

Posted by: Democrats and Republicans Unite! at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (Zqeqr)

303 293 That girl is way past her prime. Signed Don Lemon and Joey F Biden.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM (oE0yX)


You guys are weirdos.

Posted by: Roman P. at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (DTX3h)

304 Wut? Are you serious? Can he and the sniffy administration be THAT tone deaf? Apparently. Wow. SMH!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX)

Wut?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (UuD2k)

305
Remember that story about a year or so ago where a kid asked to buy a cop lunch and the cop declined, said it wasn't necessary.

Cop later apologized and realized he had robbed the kid of the joy of offering charity. Cop was 100% right. I feel great when I can help someone. I don't feel near as good simply offering to help someone.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM (KbCG3)
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Nailed it.

[BTW, I should have said "rational self-interest" instead of self-interest, as of course "irrational self-interest" is really more akin to selfishness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (wsx8x)

306 Wut? Are you serious? Can he and the sniffy administration be THAT tone deaf? Apparently. Wow. SMH!
___

Don't drag me into their fiasco.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (84qeE)

307 Hey baby, come to Butt-Head.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 17, 2023 10:48 AM (bkUtD)

308 Funny how people are just now figuring out what a revolting person Don Lemon is. And if Bootygig is really on vacation he should just stay there.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 10:48 AM (iayUP)

309 I ate about 3/4 of a bag of flaming hot cheetos last night and my innards are not happy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:48 AM (UuD2k)

310 181. We have the Dept of Transportation, Federal Railroad Administration

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 10:48 AM (Wxlzw)

311 Good to see you're still among the living, Wyatt.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:49 AM (84qeE)

312 US Leading Economic Indicators Tumble For 10th Straight Month, Signal Recession Imminent
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Is that the recession we had for three quarters of last year, or a new one?

Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2023 10:50 AM (kOpft)

313 Some memes really cut like a knife...

https://tinyurl.com/5ck3m3s9

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:50 AM (84qeE)

314 Something needs to be done about the Ohio situation ASAP.

Call me a reactionary if you must, but I situation calls for Republican hearings and a letter writing committee, and not in month, now.

We must have hearings. And at the conclusion of these hearings, put out a series of meaningful tweets calling for accountability.

And then perhaps a fund-raising campaign to capitalize on this situation.

Posted by: Democrats and Republicans Unite! at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (Zqeqr)
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"Never let a crisis go to waste!" -- Rahm "Tiny Dancer" Emanuel

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:50 AM (wsx8x)

315 The fact that George Lindsey could make a very good living for a half-century being Goober and be instantly recognizable to millions of people, redounds to the greatness of what America was. We salute him!

Sa-lute!

Posted by: The Whole Hee-Haw Gang at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (wrJpE)

316 What a coincidence that Pete Buttigieg goes on vacation right after the derailment in East Palestine!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:44 AM

Wut? Are you serious? Can he and the sniffy administration be THAT tone deaf? Apparently. Wow. SMH!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX)


And declining disaster relief???!!!
Hmmm. I would not advise anyone in the administration trying to show up for a photo op.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (anj39)

317 Early concept art for Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Before they got the forehead prosthesis thing completely nailed.

Seriously, that kid's got a fivehead. Maybe a sixhead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (bW8dp)

318 Hey to Goober!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (ffbyg)

319 Bootyjudge is on vacation? Again?

When was he ever NOT on vacation?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

320 I think I saw her in the 80's version of Dune. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2023 10:27 AM (mqu1M)

She is non-plussed. She knows a Kwisatz Haderach when she sees one, and you are NOT it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2023 10:51 AM (44ww/)

321
The Federal Department of Naming other Departments is pretty reliable.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire


Reminds me of an episode from one of screenwriter William Goldman's books. He was drafted in the 50s and ended up spending his whole term of service in a DC basement, doing office work. His main job was to come up with acronyms for US Army departments and procedures.

Claims that his greatest moment was when he submitted and received approval for an acronym which was actually longer than the name/procedure that it was supposed to summarize.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2023 10:52 AM (n+4am)

322 Cops are naturally wary if you try to give them something.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (jTmQV)

323 > If I showed you her picture you wouldn't be asking silly questions.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 10:45 AM (iI5Bi)

Pretty fades. Crazy lasts forever. A lesson that many of us have had to learn.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (bW8dp)

324 Off to meet MPPPP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

325 Some memes really cut like a knife...

https://tinyurl.com/5ck3m3s9
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:50 AM (84qeE)

I start with the assumption our government wants to kill as many of us as it can, and that tends to make all these stories make more sense to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 10:54 AM (iI5Bi)

326 [BTW, I should have said "rational self-interest" instead of self-interest, as of course "irrational self-interest" is really more akin to selfishness.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 10:47 AM (wsx8x)

Simple question when you give is, did you do it without expecting a return? I don't consider feeling good about myself to be "a return."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 10:54 AM (KbCG3)

327 324 Off to meet MPPPP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

Cool!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 10:54 AM (hWiTk)

328 Wut? Are you serious? Can he and the sniffy administration be THAT tone deaf? Apparently. Wow. SMH!
Posted by: Minnfidel

At this point, it's an EPA issue. But I get your point.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 17, 2023 10:55 AM (NW9xb)

329 Yep. Cold front just got here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 10:55 AM (BTgKJ)

330 > 83 Think in age of wigs real hair was certainly as short as could be
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 09:44 AM (FtVMo)

Yep. The advantage of shaving your head and wearing a wig was that when the wig got bugs in it, you could just boil that sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2023 10:55 AM (bW8dp)

331 I always liked the blonde chick on Hee Haw who was always dressed in overalls.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 10:55 AM (ffbyg)

332 I don't know who sings this Country Western song, but he has a good voice and the description is correct: "This song is both funny and sad": "My dog just might be a Democrat."
Cute dog too:

https://tinyurl.com/2dxzbzxk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 10:55 AM (D+F6R)

333 Some memes really cut like a knife...


The meme is a little misleading.

Residents of East Palestine are being offered a $1000 inconvenience payment by the railroad if they'll sign the papers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 10:56 AM (Zqeqr)

334 Ian S. @ 221-
Walk in with hat still tagged, store employee asks ' do you have a receipt?'. Guy gets all pissed off for 30 minutes, then shows receipt. Store employee won't ask next (possible) thief.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 10:56 AM (MF3yS)

335 I love the "going on vacation" dodge to basically refuse to take any sort of responsibility for something you've been appointed to do. Wonder if the opposition party, if there was one, would... you know... maybe haul the fucker into a hearing and ask the proverbial "what would you say it is that you do here?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 10:56 AM (Q4IgG)

336 George Lindsay turned down the role of Mr. Spock.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2023 10:56 AM (NFbv3)

337 Oof! There was an electrical fire at JFK and many flights were canceled or re-routed. One of them was from Auckland, NZ., which had to return to Auckland. 8 hours into the flight.

16 hour flight to the same place. I'd have lost my mind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 10:56 AM (UuD2k)

338 I start with the assumption our government wants to kill as many of us as it can, and that tends to make all these stories make more sense to me.
Posted by: BurtTC
___

Stan has always had a hate-on for humanity.

Getting gubmints to do his bidding is easy-peasy for him.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 10:57 AM (84qeE)

339 We have the Dept of Transportation, Federal Railroad Administration
Posted by: Lola

Clearly does not go far enough. Needs to be its own cabinet agency. 1 million sqft HQ, 250,000 employees, $300 billion budget.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 10:57 AM (bD8M/)

340 Off to meet MPPPP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wish him happy birthday from me.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 10:57 AM (G8h7g)

341 I wonder how close to the Beltway a truck with Ohio plates and an East Palestine High School sticker could get today, before it gets pulled over?
Or maybe a whole convoy?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 10:59 AM (anj39)

342 Some memes really cut like a knife...
_______

But it feels so right.

Posted by: Bryan Adams at February 17, 2023 10:59 AM (lf83v)

343 I wondered what happened to the Tennessee cop. Modeling now, eh?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 17, 2023 10:59 AM (0HTK8)

344 9:59 central and the posts just stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (G8h7g)

345 Insty has a story that the Department of the Interior is now offering climate change grief counseling to employees

Oh, they must have gotten the final (3 years) return to work notice. There's lots of that sad going around in federal & state agencies.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (Wxlzw)

346 Buck NOODlum

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (BTgKJ)

347 NOOD Buck Shots

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (Do5/p)

348 Pretty fades. Crazy lasts forever. A lesson that many of us have had to learn.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (bW8dp)

And this is going to come a shock to everyone here, but sometimes a woman will pretend to have their shit together, and won't actually show you their crazy until after they have their hooks in you.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2023 11:02 AM (mSifz)

349 US F-35 jets intercept 4 Russian fighter aircraft near Alaska, second action in 2 days

https://tinyurl.com/ms25vnv5

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 11:03 AM (84qeE)

350 Off to meet MPPPP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 17, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

An event of titanic proportions. Is mankind ready for this?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2023 11:03 AM (K1jNn)

351 And this is going to come a shock to everyone here, but sometimes a woman will pretend to have their shit together, and won't actually show you their crazy until after they have their hooks in you.
Posted by: BurtTC
___

And yet, Ex-Ex remarried me.

Go figure.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 11:03 AM (84qeE)

352 SMH, you slay me!

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2023 11:09 AM (MF3yS)

353 344 9:59 central and the posts just stop.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (G8h7g)

346 Buck NOODlum
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 11:00 AM (BTgKJ)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 11:13 AM (hWiTk)

354 SpaceX, NASA.
This concludes my report on Marxist efficiency.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 17, 2023 12:03 PM (fgUgK)

355 Is her head shaped that way ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

Good question! I've heard that these "high hat" portraits have been disappeared from European museums and contemporary art history books.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 17, 2023 12:34 PM (Mzdiz)

356 Iliah gose to a Party

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 17, 2023 05:40 PM (wGqjj)

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