Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted in the Elevator of Her Own Apartment Building Wants to Know: "Say, How Come This Violent Repeat Offender Was Out on the Streets Insted of In Jail?"

A member of the Regime discovers the crime spree. Or rather, the crime spree discovered her.

Note that crime is only a problem when a Regime member is inconvenienced by it.

Representative Angie Craig wants to know why a Democrat-run city permitted a recidivist violent criminal to be free to attack law-abiding, productive citizens.

You're not going to believe this -- seriously, please lie down on a couch and scatter poofy pillows around it in case this news cause you to fall from the couch -- but the man who assaulted Representative Angie Craig in the elevator of her building has a rich and vibrant history of assaulting people, including sexually, and has yet to see any serious time for his serial infractions.

Hold on to that couch! Grip the arms with all your strength!

The man accused of assaulting Democratic Rep. Angie Craig of Minnesota in the elevator of her Capitol Hill apartment complex has been accused of several menacing, sometimes violent, incidents in the Capitol Hill community since 2015.
Kendrid Hamlin, 26, is due to appear in federal court in Washington on Monday to face charges that he struck Craig in the face with a closed fist when she refused to let him into her apartment. A police affidavit said Hamlin also placed his hands on Craig's shoulders to keep her from reaching the elevator keypad and grabbed the congresswoman's collar bone, near her neck. A court official said Hamlin is being held without bond.
A CBS News review of court records shows nearly a decade of criminal cases involving Hamlin, who is believed to be experiencing homelessness. Several of the incidents and arrests occurred in particularly close proximity to the grounds of the Capitol.

This will be the first crime he receives a real punishment for, but only because he made the mistake of attacking a Regime member instead of a citizen-commoner.

In one case last November, police accused Hamlin of spitting blood at several Capitol Police officers during an altercation. According to a police affidavit, Hamlin was spotted by Capitol police lying on the ground on a sidewalk near the Capitol and taken to a hospital for medical care. The affidavit said Hamlin "became combative" with police while leaving the hospital and bit one officer, spit blood on others and kicked another in the groin.

Just a peaceful protester. Probably just arrested for "lying on the ground while black," which is why the jails are just full of innocent political prisoners.

Court filings indicate Hamlin pleaded guilty in the case and was sentenced to serve 35 days in jail. He was scheduled to be released about two weeks before his alleged attack against Craig.

35 days for attacking a cop.

I wonder if they gave him a ticket, too. Really throw the book at him.

Weeks before the November incident, Hamlin was accused of theft from a Capitol Hill supermarket, just north of the Senate....

Hamlin also faced charges for entering a different woman's residence without permission inside an apartment in northeast Washington, D.C. He pleaded guilty to this and to stealing the woman's computer.

He needed to steal that computer to feed his children. They eat Mac computers, you see.

Court records show Hamlin also pleaded guilty to engaging in a lewd, obscene sexual act while in northwest Washington late last year. Hamlin failed to appear in court, prompting a bench warrant for his arrest.

The best gloss here is that he was just another homeless man masturbating around parents and their children.

There are worse possibilities, of course.

He has faced other bench warrants for failing to appear in court in cases originating in Maryland, Virginia and Washington dating back to 2017. His lengthy arrest record in Washington began in 2015 with a drug case in which he eventually pleaded guilty.

So yeah, this guy has been a persistent criminal, scofflaw, and Street Masturbator for the past seven years and has only seen the inside of a jail for a few weeks here and there.

And Democrat Representative Angie Craig wants to know -- "How can this be? What kind of weird penal system do we have here where the criminals are free and the citizens are prisoners?"

Most Democrats don't want people to go to jail, no matter what the do.

But U.S. Rep. Angie Craig (D-NM) was attacked in her apartment building and wants the violent crime to stop after learning she was her attacker's 14th victim.

Lock. Them. Up. pic.twitter.com/uGQitDSmOn
— Dale Jackson - "Alabama's Most Trusted Journalist" (@TheDaleJackson) February 15, 2023

Have you never wondered what effect your party's embrace of "defund the police and decriminalize crime" might have, dear?

Rep. Angie Craig (D-Minn.) called out the Washington, D.C., government for its handling of the alleged assailant who attacked her inside the elevator of her Capitol Hill apartment building.
In a "CBS Mornings" interview that aired Tuesday, the Minnesota congresswoman recounted the moments that led to her assault. She also claimed that the suspect, identified as Kendrick Khalil Hamlin, has 12 arrests and convictions, all prior to her incident, on his record.

You don't say.

You mean, Angie, that Democrats are just letting criminals attack citizens again and again and just letting them out of jail every single time?

Wow! What a discovery!

Maybe you should mention it to your fellow Democrats, huh?

According to court documents, Hamlin, 27, was convicted in December on charges stemming from assaulting a police officer and committing lewd, indecent or obscene acts.

It's very quaint that the leftwing newsletter The Hill pretends those are even crimes any longer, under Democrat rule.

"I got attacked by someone who the District of Columbia has not prosecuted fully over the course of almost a decade, over the course of 12 assaults before mine that morning," Craig told CBS. "And so I think we have to think about how in the world can we make sure that we're not just letting criminals out."

LOL.

Am I dreaming? Is this real?

"I mean, it wasn't even in every instance that he got 10 days or 30 days. Many times, the charges were completely dropped before any justice was achieved at all," she added.

Whoa! I can't believe that, Angie!

Who knew that the Democrats' unceasing push to end bail, to reduce criminal penalties, and to empty the prisons -- they call this "decareration," so people don't realize they're talking about just throwing open the doors of the prisons and letting all the thugs, killers, and r@pists out to attack the citizenry -- would have actual effects beyond social media virtue signalling?!

Craig, who is entering her fifth year in Congress, further noted that lawmakers need to figure out ways to get repeat offenders off the streets and address available resources for them.
"We have to get these repeat offenders off the streets. We also have got to figure out how we get people the mental health and addiction help that they need because these people are getting back out and just recommitting the same crimes over and over and over again," Craig added.

Well, just spitballing here, but you could try... opposing the entire Democrat agenda of the past three years.

The DC Council voted to reduce penalties for serious crimes even further. The House voted to "disapprove" of these changes -- Congress has to bless changes to DC law -- but the Democrat-held Senate will approve them.

And even if a couple of Democrats or independents flip to vote to disapprove the changes -- the leftwing extremist Biden has stated that DC's sovereignty must be "respected," though he stopped short of promising a veto.

The House voted 260-162 to pass the disapproval resolution against a D.C. bill to allow noncitizen voting, with 42 House Democrats voting in favor of the Republican-led measure. The chamber also voted 250-173 to pass a second disapproval measure against a rewrite of the D.C. criminal code, which 31 House Democrats supported.
Democratic Whip Katherine M. Clark, D-Mass., had urged her colleagues to vote against both resolutions, which now head to the Democrat-controlled Senate.
...
Any resolutions would need to be approved by President Joe Biden, whose administration sent out a statement of policy earlier this week opposing both House resolutions. The administration said in a statement the measures are "clear examples of how the District of Columbia continues to be denied true self-governance and why it deserves statehood," but did not explicitly say whether he would veto them.

Maybe the crime victim Angie Craig can talk to Schumer and Biden about this?

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 15, 2023 03:37 PM (u73oe)

2 Fortuitous timing. I’ll get em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 15, 2023 03:37 PM (u73oe)

3 Because the prison system and police are racist and must be put down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 15, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

4 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 15, 2023 03:38 PM (u73oe)

5 Sometimes stupid should hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2023 03:38 PM (FgktX)

6 But walk into the Capitol building and its the Gulags for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:38 PM (JAEgJ)

7 The moral here: if you want justice for yourself or your family, get elected.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

8 I'll take, "What is karma?" for 500...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

9 Deafen the Police

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

10 I just read Raquel Welsh died. Sad.

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2023 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 Angie Craig, meet George Soros.

He has this in mind for all of us, you know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2023 03:40 PM (JOtiF)

12 So much for Mother Jugs

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:40 PM (JAEgJ)

13 I encourage more of these Lovable Scamps Unjustly Locked Up to encounter more Democrat politicians.

Maybe a few minds will change?

Nah..... a few eggs must be cracked to make that crime ridden omelet Democrats want everyone to enjoy!

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (AxRGS)

14 No more Fantastic Voyages

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (JAEgJ)

15 Hush your mouth, you racist bitch.

Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (rqgpJ)

16 Ain't it a bitch if you get what you wished for.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (xhxe8)

17 He's "experiencing homelessness". Boo on these squishy descriptions.

Posted by: sharksauce at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (l6DYb)

18 Think I'll just step over and borrow Sarah Hoyt's shocked face. BBIAM....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (BTgKJ)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2023 03:41 PM (T4tVD)

20 I have not a drop of sympathy for her.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 03:42 PM (xhxe8)

21 This guy sounds like a real Spark of Divinity......

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:42 PM (JAEgJ)

22 Damn, I didn't realize that that was Greg Morris from Mission Impossible playing Jackie Childes on Seinfeld!
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 15, 2023

***
Oops -- my fault. It's Greg's son, Phil, who played Jackie!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

23
I wonder if they gave him a ticket, too. Really throw the book at him.

A strongly worded letter, inserted into his PERMANENT record.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2023 03:42 PM (n+4am)

24 I kind of disappointed in this assailant.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:42 PM (J7wri)

25 I would like to think this might inspire some change, but if Hochul can get reelected in the face of the unmitigated crime in NY, I doubt it.

Still, it's nice that it's in the news. Not glad it happened, mind you, but glad it's getting attention since it did happen.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (pTb/Z)

26 So the apartments for Congress lack security?

Is that what I am learning from this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (JAEgJ)

27 Recently mass shooter in Michigan was let out of jail for weapons charges.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (xhxe8)

28 The bulk of this country is uninhabited. Pick a spot far away, build a giant wall around it and drop these folks into the middle of it.

Every once in awhile, send in some supplies they can battle over. Let nature take its course.

I have no idea what to do about the criminals, however.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

29 You're not going to believe this -- seriously, please lie down on a couch and scatter poofy pillows around it in case this news cause you to fall from the couch -- but the man who assaulted Representative Angie Craig in the elevator of her building has a rich and vibrant history of assaulting people, including sexually
______________

He was just giving her a crash course in heterosexuality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

30 I had a feeling Kenrid would look oddly familiar.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

31 If this Hamlin character has any brains, he would have said he identifies as an illegal immigrant and was seeking asylum in her apartment.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (TNyrE)

32 Alternate headline: Angie Craig loses primary.

Posted by: gangnet at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (Fbarm)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

34 The DC Council voted to reduce penalties for serious crimes even further. The House voted to "disapprove" of these changes -- Congress has to bless changes to DC law -- but the Democrat-held Senate will approve them.

Rep Angie Craig was all for lighter sentencing until her assault.
In surprising news later that day Angie Craig voted no on DC council's new more lenient sentencing law.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 03:44 PM (CE3HD)

35 >>who is believed to be experiencing homelessness.

He seems to be experiencing prosecutionless as well. These things might be related.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

36 If it was the 15th time, she'd have gotten surprise anal. I kind of feel bad for her about that.

Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2023 03:44 PM (rqgpJ)

37 I go and take a Biden and a NOODlum arrives. Go figure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

38 It took getting mugged herself to figure this out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

39 "a rich and vibrant history of assaulting people, including sexually, and has yet to see any serious time for his serial infractions."

You're gonna need a bigger jail. A lot of them.

"In 2010, the percentage of all Americans with a felony record was 8.11 percent (including three percent who have served time in prison), but for black males the rate was 33 percent (including 15 percent who have been to prison)."
https://tinyurl.com/3u58t6ya

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (24fqN)

40 Experiencing homelessness?

*checks sarcastic response reserves*

I seem to be running perilously low. I will need to plug into my sarcasm charging station.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (ykeLU)

41 Clearly the answer is to add a Democrat enhancement. Anyone who assaults or otherwise attacks a Democrat will serve a mandatory minimum sentence.

Posted by: 1/3 of Gope Senators at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (2KBwe)

42 Congress needs to relocate to Johnston Atoll. For their safety.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (JAEgJ)

43 I haven't checked, but is the perp a person of melanin, perchance? I say this because there is no mention of his ethnicity, and if he were white, the MSM would be shouting that from the rooftops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

44 So, in looking at this.......

Have any Democrats lost any family members to Covid or the 'vaccine?'

They're not losing anyone to violent crime, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

45 When AOC was whining about the carceral problem, I thought she was talking about cats.

Posted by: Angie Dumbass Craig at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (eyxn4)

46 I particularly love the construction “experiencing homelessness”, as if he’s just a poor hard-working guy who has run into some terrible luck, rather than he’s a criminal derelict and (most likely) addict

Posted by: radar at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (aCYZU)

47 > "I mean, it wasn't even in every instance that he got 10 days or 30 days. Many times, the charges were completely dropped before any justice was achieved at all," she added.

Mugged by reality. Too bad. So sad.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (NgqoH)

48 Kendrid Hamlin, 26, is due to appear in federal court in Washington on Monday to face charges that he struck Craig in the face with a closed fist when she refused to let him into her apartment.

Hmm. Usually works like a charm.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (guGkK)

49 "believed to be experiencing homelessness"

Wut? as if he hasn't made and continues to make a myriad of bad life choices. Its just an series of unfortunate events. . .

Posted by: I stumbled and fell against the congresswoman and inadvertently grabbed her neck at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (fyny0)

50 A police affidavit said Hamlin also placed his hands on Craig's shoulders to keep her from reaching the elevator keypad and grabbed the congresswoman's collar bone, near her neck. A court official said Hamlin is being held without bond.

Held without bond? I thought bond was illegal now........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

51 A clavicle is a difficult thing to grab, anatomically speaking.

And I don't find this story humerus at all.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ykeLU)

52 Hamlin also faced charges for entering a different woman's residence without permission
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If only we had names for such things.

Oh well.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (QEA3E)

53 I just thought we were going to release the poor men locked in prison for decades for being caught with a joint!

Posted by: Angie Dumbass Craig at February 15, 2023 03:47 PM (eyxn4)

54 Did he have a bag full of Entering a House Without Permission Tools?

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 03:47 PM (QEA3E)

55 Alternative Headline

Democrat Chickens Come Home to Roost.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 15, 2023 03:47 PM (N52dd)

56 Placed his hands on her?

Who does he think he is? The President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:47 PM (JAEgJ)

57 this Hamlin guy may have a sparked a divinity

Posted by: DanMan at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (DB6tu)

58 He's "experiencing homelessness"? So, he's a fucking bum and probably a drug addict.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (trVDr)

59 Snark level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (vqhPW)

60 Soylent Green ingredients: High-fructose corn syrup, MSG, mechanically-separated felon, green coloring 22

Posted by: ZOD at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (Q/6pY)

61 A clavicle is a difficult thing to grab, anatomically speaking.

And I don't find this story humerus at all.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ykeLU)
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I think it tickled ace's funny bone.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (pTb/Z)

62 Placed his hands on her?

Who does he think he is? The President?
Posted by: Anna Puma

That charge will be stricken.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (CE3HD)

63 "In 2010, the percentage of all Americans with a felony record was 8.11 percent (including three percent who have served time in prison), but for black males the rate was 33 percent (including 15 percent who have been to prison)."
_______________

Does that statistic for "black males" include all such, including tykes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

64 I heard it's legal in Texas to kill black men if they look at white women.

Posted by: Angie Dumbass Craig at February 15, 2023 03:49 PM (eyxn4)

65

Oh wait. I remember now uh...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 15, 2023 03:49 PM (vwCZJ)

66 The man accused of assaulting Democratic Rep. Angie Craig of Minnesota in the elevator of her Capitol Hill apartment complex has been accused of several menacing, sometimes violent, incidents in the Capitol Hill community since 2015.
Kendrid Hamlin, 26, is due to appear in federal court in Washington on Monday
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You'll notice this rap sheet only covers his life back to age 18 (2015). I bet if his juvi record were exposed, you would find an even longer record of glorious accomplishments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2023 03:49 PM (E3gRs)

67 "I mean, it wasn't even in every instance that he got 10 days or 30 days. Many times, the charges were completely dropped before any justice was achieved at all," she added.

Failure to Achieve Justice can now be treated in many cases. Ask your doctor if Jailtherass is right for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (guGkK)

68 He's "experiencing homelessness"? So, he's a fucking bum and probably a drug addict.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (trVDr)
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Soon to assume Sam Brinton's job, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

69 >>And I don't find this story humerus at all.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ykeLU)

You can't be serous.

Posted by: ZOD at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (Q/6pY)

70 "experiencing homelessness"

In my experience, homelessness does not sneak up on adults. One can fall into it by making bad choices, one can choose a path that leads to it, but one does not just experience it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (lTGtQ)

71 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

Posted by: Nonapod at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (CwtyK)

72 How come none of the news stories have a picture of the miscreant?

This also brings up an old joke: "Definition of a conservative -- a liberal who's been mugged!"

Posted by: Isophorone at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (biHDK)

73 >61 A clavicle is a difficult thing to grab, anatomically speaking.

And I don't find this story humerus at all.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ykeLU)
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I think it tickled ace's funny bone.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (pTb/Z)

It's going tibia OK.

*shows self out*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 15, 2023 03:51 PM (NgqoH)

74 Congress needs to relocate to Johnston Atoll. For their safety.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 15, 2023 03:45 PM (JAEgJ)
.......

or East Palestine OH

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

75 Perhaps the federal government should create a special walled district to house the elected and civil service where they work and live. Others who clear a thorough background check may also work, live, and provide services there too. These people can be known as "servants".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2023 03:51 PM (nRsP9)

76 I heard it's legal in Texas to kill black men if they look at white women.
Posted by: Angie Dumbass Craig at February 15, 2023 03:49 PM (eyxn4)

This is FACT!!!!

Posted by: Joy Reid at February 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

77 >>71 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.
Posted by: Nonapod at February 15, 2023 03:50 PM (CwtyK)

Old and busted: Street Fighter video game
new hotness: Street Masturbator video game

Posted by: ZOD at February 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Q/6pY)

78 He's "experiencing homelessness"? So, he's a fucking bum and probably a drug addict.
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I am a victim of the predatory pharma industry, and her skirt was too short.

Posted by: The nasty bum at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (ChZkk)

79 Thou shalt not attack the Nomenklatura. Everyone else, GAME ON!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (XF9Gj)

80 surely there is a vaccine to thwart this contagious homelessness disease

Posted by: DanMan at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (DB6tu)

81 She should be arrested for throwing hot coffee on a homeless man.

Unless the investigation can turn up clear video evidence that shows he was assaulting her first, she should be presumed to have committed a racially motivated attack.

If this be her treatment, perhaps then she might understand what it is like to be a citizen of the United States.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (BfpZ5)

82 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

Posted by: Nonapod

Does it come with a badge, or a special outfit?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (lTGtQ)

83 He was just turning his life around.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (QEA3E)

84 79 Thou shalt not attack the Nomenklatura. Everyone else, GAME ON!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (XF9Gj)

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What if I identify as the Nomenklatura?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

85 Mayo Pete should have given this guy a hard hat and a shovel. Then everything would have been OK

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

86 Trump's fault. Obviously.

Posted by: Dem needing additional doses of clue-bat upside the head. at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (fs1hN)

87 Wow, AMC is up 16%+. The invasion of the balloons must be over. Stay Calm!

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (J7wri)

88 The perp only did half the job.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (D25PY)

89 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

Posted by: Nonapod

QUIET!!!!! Masturbatin' Pete may show up......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

90 He was just turning his life around.
Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (QEA3E)
.........

aspiring to rap.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

91 "In 2010, the percentage of all Americans with a felony record was 8.11 percent (including three percent who have served time in prison), but for black males the rate was 33 percent (including 15 percent who have been to prison)."
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From which the left concludes (and my former minister stupidly repeats in his sermons) that black Americans are unfairly imprisoned, with racist hate being the motivation. Not crimes, mind you, noooooo...it was racist hate.

Just like any other outcome-based judgment: Fewer AA billionaires? racism. Fewer AA kids at Harvard? racism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (E3gRs)

92 Sounds like DC has a new frontrunner for Mayor. Certainly represents the community there.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (nnp+f)

93 Raquel Welch RIP (Jo Raquel Tejada, my homegirl) . Who didn't rub one out to her ?

Posted by: esteban jo at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (Iynsv)

94 > A clavicle is a difficult thing to grab, anatomically speaking.

I once saw video of an inmate attacking a guard. The inmate literally grabbed the guard's jaw. He put his thumb on the outside of the jaw and curled his fingers around and squeezed the soft part under the jaw tight enough to hold the guard as he punched him.

I would have really thought it were possible to hold someone by the jaw if I hadn't seen it done.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (eyxn4)

95 Wow, AMC is up 16%+. The invasion of the balloons must be over. Stay Calm!
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (J7wri)

Funny. I thought they went out of business DECADES ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Does it come with a badge, or a special outfit?
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Stiff sock?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (fs1hN)

97 "Does that statistic for "black males" include all such, including tykes?"

I assume not, because America has a separate, suicidal 'system of justice' for juveniles. This allows juvie fiends (mostly black, let's face it,) to hone their crafts of carjackings, armed robberies and random shootings before they reach the age of 18. We the public can't even be allowed to know the name of 13 year old murderers. And since Eric Holder, they can create all the mayhem they want in the schools without penalty.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (24fqN)

98 Does it come with a badge, or a special outfit?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (lTGtQ)

Unemployed Glazer

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (OgrpQ)

99 "But U.S. Rep. Angie Craig (D-NM) was attacked in her apartment building and wants the violent crime to stop after learning she was her attacker's 14th victim."

It would probably be instructive to throw this Congresscritter's voting record back in her face.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (8vBru)

100 From murderapolis - huh

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (MznWX)

101 >82 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

Posted by: Nonapod

Does it come with a badge, or a special outfit?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (lTGtQ)

Just a Zoom account...

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (NgqoH)

102 Seems he has a tad more intersectionalism than she does.

Posted by: Lola at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (Wxlzw)

103 Soylent Green ingredients: High-fructose corn syrup, MSG, mechanically-separated felon, green coloring 22
Posted by: ZOD at February 15, 2023

***
Oh, man, you just can't get away from that corn syrup and MSG!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (J2vNu)

104 The assailant broke off the attack when he realized the representative was wearing a leather mask.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (nRsP9)

105 How come none of the news stories have a picture of the miscreant?
........

30
I had a feeling Kenrid would look oddly familiar.
Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

106 I just watched an episode of The First 48 where a guy shot his girlfriend. He made plea deal for manslaughter and sentenced to 25 years. He was paroled after 4 1/2 years.

Next episode a guy who was just with the guys doing a drug robbery gone wrong where a person was killed get Life.

Roll off the dice on sentencing.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (OY44N)

107 "Maybe the crime victim Angie Craig can talk to Schumer and Biden about this?"

The only way you can talk to Schumer is if you put a camera in front of him. It is one of the most dangerous places one can find themselves, between Chuck U Schumer and a camera and microphone.

And you will never get a chance to talk to Former Vice President Joe Biden as he will have called a lid on the day.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (qoLdL)

108

Does it come with a badge, or a special outfit?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 03:52 PM (lTGtQ)

Ppppllledge Ppppppin perhaps?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

109 No sympathy for this progressive biznatch.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (rJ48h)

110 "experiencing homelessness"

Is that the latest euphemism? I do like to keep up on the latest woke phraseology, because it's vitally important to me that I don't offend a white communist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (bW8dp)

111 This is unpossible.

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Rvxb7)

112 Wow, AMC is up 16%+. The invasion of the balloons must be over. Stay Calm!
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (J7wri)

I didn't even know you could still buy a Pacer.

Posted by: spindrift at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (h5TKJ)

113 Raquel Welch officially no longer a 1. RIP.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (PyOKD)

114 "From which the left concludes (and my former minister stupidly repeats in his sermons) that black Americans are unfairly imprisoned, with racist hate being the motivation. Not crimes, mind you, noooooo...it was racist hate."

At least half the AoSHQ morons here blame dysfuctional black behavior on LBJ and Dem policies. It's the same argument that the woke use: "White racism makes them do it."

Nobody makes them do it. It's just who they are.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (24fqN)

115 You know what would have helped her? A sidearm.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iayUP)

116 95 Wow, AMC is up 16%+. The invasion of the balloons must be over. Stay Calm!
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM (J7wri)

Funny. I thought they went out of business DECADES ago.
-----------------
Nah, they exist to kite rallies and manage the decline. COIN is the Battering Ram for fake rallies. AMC merely supports the Ram when it tires out. BTW - COIN is likely controlled by the CIA.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (J7wri)

117 The MSU killer was out on parole and bail for numerous felony offenses including illegal possession of a gun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (D25PY)

118 > I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

You probably don't want to know what kind of clusters get awarded in lieu of multiple presentations of the same medal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

119 Angie's gonna get herself in trouble asking questions like that. She won't like it off the reservation, she'll never survive on her own...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (lEVn+)

120 I think it tickled ace's funny bone.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (pTb/Z)
*
It's going tibia OK.

*shows self out*
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 15, 2023

***
Oh, now you're just telling us a fibula

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

121 Well, one thing we can't blame on Biden.

Report: Violent Canadian pedophile who raped 3-month-old baby living in women's prison with maternal unit after identifying as trans

https://bit.ly/3E6wv9t

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (FVME7)

122 "became combative" with police while leaving the hospital and bit one officer, spit blood on others and kicked another in the groin.

But don't dare stay between the velvet ropes and wave an American flag in the Capitol!

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (DB16e)

123 You know what would have helped her? A sidearm.

You can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (9KRwM)

124 this Hamlin guy may have a sparked a divinity
Posted by: DanMan at February 15, 2023 03:48 PM (DB6tu)
_____________

We don't use Old Sparky anymore. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

125 A court official said Hamlin is being held without bond.

This is the part that upsets me. Not that I want him to go free, but the certainty I feel that had he assaulted me or a member of my family he would have been released, on his own recognizance, after an hour or two.

We have a two-tier legal system, and they're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (wGeit)

126 > Raquel Welch officially no longer a 1. RIP.

Dang.

Young Rodrigo had many fond memories of her... body of work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

127 113 Raquel Welch officially no longer a 1. RIP.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 15, 2023 03:56 PM (PyOKD)

Aw man....Aw MAN...

She was the first 'perfect' woman for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (lEVn+)

128 The only way this shit changes is MORE of it occurs to leftist shitsticks AND THEIR FAMILIES. Until little Gracey or Junior are attacked or the congressmen themselves are continually brutally attacked, we are Escape From New York.

Local pawn shop owner was murdered over the weekend when 3 young black men attempted to turn their lives around in his store and shot him in the chest.

Lib government workers need to feel some of this pain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

129 > I just watched an episode of The First 48 where a guy shot his girlfriend. He made plea deal for manslaughter and sentenced to 25 years. He was paroled after 4 1/2 years.

Vehicular homicide sentencing is really nuts. I've seen cases where someone intentionally ran over a person, and they get like two years, out on probation in months.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (eyxn4)

130 99 "But U.S. Rep. Angie Craig (D-NM) was attacked in her apartment building and wants the violent crime to stop after learning she was her attacker's 14th victim."

It would probably be instructive to throw this Congresscritter's voting record back in her face.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 15, 2023 03:54 PM (8vBru)

"Angie Craig is a virulent racist who wants nothing more than to see black men incarcerated in perpetuity. Unlike myself, who is willing to die for the cause of keeping criminals out of jail!" - Jen Angel

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

131 He should be tried by a jury of his peers.

Twelve Angry Skels

Posted by: ZOD at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Q/6pY)

132 Clearly, she is a racist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (lf83v)

133 How dare she talk about this during Black People Month!

Posted by: Revrund Jeese at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (K7s34)

134 The affidavit said Hamlin "became combative" with police while leaving the hospital and bit one officer, spit blood on others and kicked another in the groin.
____________

Before he fell down the stairs several times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

135 Democrat attacked by one of her party's creations.
Oh My Gosh.
Anyway...

The old saying went "a conservative is just a liberal who has been mugged". Not persuaded this is true any longer, at least not usually. They have a death wish. Preferably yours. But, they are perfectly willing to die in Furtherance of The Narrative.

See Also: Bakery Bint who was dragged to death behind a car by Yoots intent on stealing her purse. Her family made it known she wouldn't want these animals put in jail or anything like that. Oh No!

Speaking of Yoots, I Guarantee the miscreant who assaulted one of Our Precious Lawmakers on the elevator has a criminal record going back far longer than 7 or 10 years.

How old was he 10 years ago? 16 - you know, because before he was 16 he was completely untouchable.

Fuck You Lady.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (tmARj)

136 >>>Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted in the Elevator of Her Own Apartment Building Wants to Know: "Say, How Come This Violent Repeat Offender Was Out on the Streets Insted of In Jail?"

Look in the mirror, and thank your lucky stars your stupidity didn't kill you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (PyOKD)

137 105 How come none of the news stories have a picture of the miscreant?

Black hair, brown eyes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2023 03:59 PM (BfpZ5)

138 Representative Angie Craig wants to know why a Democrat-run city permitted a recidivist violent criminal to be free to attack law-abiding, productive citizens.

well, since he only attacks law-abiding, productive it truly is a mystery why he bothered with you.

I agree, we need to get to the bottom of this! Doesn't this perp know that you're a lazy criminal and he should leave you alone?

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 03:59 PM (dCxaZ)

139 We have a two-tier legal system, and they're not even bothering to hide it anymore.
==
Its was two tier, now its like 3 or 4.

Posted by: its not funny because its true at February 15, 2023 04:00 PM (cdJN0)

140 White communist women should volunteer to provide Kendrid ("Kendrid"? Really?)) with sexual relief, so he doesn't have to go to the trouble of cornering women in elevators.

Call it reparations.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 04:00 PM (bW8dp)

141 RIP Raquel Welch :-(

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (qoLdL)

142 When your normie Republican friends mention supporting Nikki Haley, show them this tweet from 2020:

Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

4:38 PM · Jun 22, 2020

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (Y0wT4)

143 So lessee here ... a leftist lesbian from Minnesota was assaulted by a person of melanin (as I now appreciate he was) who was also a returning letterman in the criminal justice system. Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

144 Wow, AMC is up 16%+. The invasion of the balloons must be over. Stay Calm!
Posted by: Puddinhead

Funny. I thought they went out of business DECADES ago.
Posted by: Sponge

They were bought by a Chinese company in 2015.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (XF9Gj)

145 Angie Craig is a name that sounds like Ashley Madison.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (lf83v)

146 James Biden secretly negotiated a $140 million settlement deal in 2012 between a U.S. company and the Saudi Arabian government due to his relationship with the criminal, then-Vice President Joe Biden, court documents reveal.

The revelation represents one more instance of the criminal Biden family business peddling influence while President Joe Biden was an elected official. House Oversight Committee James Comer (R-KY) reportedly already has copies of the court documents and is investigating the scandal as a part of his probe into the criminal Biden family for nine violations, including wire fraud, tax evasion, and money laundering.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (RHGPo)

147 Democrats wanted Angela Davis' Prison Abolition bill passed and you won't believe what happened next.

Posted by: 13times at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (e0ohb)

148 Craig looks like she might've been a 1 at one time, before the RBF caught up with her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (bW8dp)

149 >>Aw man....Aw MAN...

>>She was the first 'perfect' woman for me.

Well now she can't run away.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

150 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

4:38 PM · Jun 22, 2020
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (Y0wT4)

Did the 25 FBI agents find the culprit, Nikki?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Hamlin? Isn't that the same last name as the NFL player from Buffalo? Hmmm...

Posted by: Sneaky Suspicion at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (K7s34)

152 Speaking of Sam Brinton, They with dual Master of Science degree in nuclear science and engineering (technology and policy program) MIT, betcha They & along with Them friends, could launch a few big balloons.

Posted by: Lola at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Wxlzw)

153 You know what would have helped her? A sidearm.

You can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Michelle Fields
===
it was an armless joke, honey. Shake it off.

Posted by: its funny because its true at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (HXOYu)

154 "Street Masturbator"

******

He should do that in the privacy of his own home.

Oh wait. I think I see the problem here...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (ykeLU)

155 Rachel Welch 1,000,000 BC

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)

156
Well now she can't run away.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

It'll be a dry hump, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Snow day, so Mrs. Wrecks is home. She was watching the CBS Morning show. They had a black ex-con who has now made a movie about how rotten prison is. He served 27 years. They didn't say what for but I assume shoplifting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (FVME7)

158 https://tinyurl.com/63edxjkh

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)

159 "But U.S. Rep. Angie Craig (D-NM) was attacked in her apartment building and wants the violent crime to stop after learning she was her attacker's 14th victim."
.......

She's just jealous because she wasn't first.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

160 Didn't anybody see Street Masturbator open for anyone?

And where the hell is Pete?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (jYCXf)

161 105 How come none of the news stories have a picture of the miscreant?
___________

That, and the omission of his ethnicity, were utterly diagnostic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

162 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall.

She's a pretty good self-contained argument against universal suffrage.

Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (9KRwM)

163 Before he fell down the stairs several times.
--------------
This happens a lot. Especially when you piss on the officers. Ask my BIL how it works.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (J7wri)

164 >When your normie Republican friends mention supporting Nikki Haley, show them this tweet from 2020:

Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

An ignorant, front-running grifter.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (rJ48h)

165 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

*******

I wonder how that would look on a resumé

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (ykeLU)

166 Snow day, so Mrs. Wrecks is home. She was watching the CBS Morning show. They had a black ex-con who has now made a movie about how rotten prison is. He served 27 years. They didn't say what for but I assume shoplifting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (FVME7)
______________

Wow, they really come down hard on those with overdue library books.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

167 AW funnier if one for drugs The Ho put away

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (xhxe8)

168 >>When your normie Republican friends mention supporting Nikki Haley, show them this tweet from 2020:

Well, she helped move half of our business to South Carolina.

Posted by: Boeing's Fucked Up Management Team at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (D25PY)

169 "The old saying went "a conservative is just a liberal who has been mugged". Not persuaded this is true any longer"

I know a Bernie Bot whose kids have been attacked twice by black thugs with guns. He still crows that white racism is the worst thing ever and whites have a duty never to stop flagellating ourselves over it. He actually believes white MAGAs are a bigger violent threat to him than thugs are.

There's no antidote for that kind of mind poison.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (24fqN)

170 Biden and the Pentagon were so stung by criticisms over the Chinese spy balloon, they're now shooting things down without having any idea what they are.

https://bit.ly/3YUxZvw

Rule one, even in wartime, is identify your target. They're not even trying to do that.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (eyxn4)

171 He just wanted to date her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (lf83v)

172 She was the first 'perfect' woman for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 03:58 PM (lEVn+)

Only convincing transwoman I've ever seen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (Mzdiz)

173 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.

*******

I wonder how that would look on a resumé
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 04:03 PM (ykeLU)
______________

Not good.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

174 Raquel Welch RIP

Posted by: esteban jo at February 15, 2023 03:53 PM

No more catfight

https://bit.ly/3YqtE3v

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (Do5/p)

175 Try putting it all together
Rachel Welch in 1,000,000 BC
https://tinyurl.com/63edxjkh

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

176 They didn't say what for but I assume shoplifting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:02 PM (FVME7)

Failure to return a library book.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (PyOKD)

177 I would love to hope that it might get better because of the attention, but the only thing that will change is the security around our betters in congress and the shadow government.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (XIJ/X)

178 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

-
Severe conservative.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)

179 > Call it reparations.

No joke, BLM activists and others like them frequently argue that certain people should be allowed to steal anything they want at any time as a form of reparations.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (eyxn4)

180 Biden and the Pentagon were so stung by criticisms over the Chinese spy balloon, they're now shooting things down without having any idea what they are.
______________

Fly out of LA, DC, Chicago, or Boston at your peril.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

181 Snitches get stiches. So where is this Congress Woman? Pay Back Be a Bitch.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (J7wri)

182 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba
----------

LMAO

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (ZMz7E)

183 178 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

-
Severe conservative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)

Severely.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

184 We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Gov. Lepetomane (D) at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (guGkK)

185 165 I like how "Street Masturbator" first letter capitalized as if it's a formal honorific or title.
*******
I wonder how that would look on a resumé.

Ahem.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (K7s34)

186 They didn't say what for but I assume shoplifting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

A loaf of bread.
~AOC

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (CE3HD)

187 Trump should have told Haley to go have knowledge with herself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 15, 2023 04:06 PM (D25PY)

188 Gotta love shooting a $400 sidewinder missile at a balloon and missing. Was this one of those women fighter pilots?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (J7wri)

189 American Thinker other day wonder if the Chinese are training Pavlov's Dog to shoot down everything and set them up maybe with some scientists actually flying one.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (xhxe8)

190 $400 = $400k

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (J7wri)

191 Only convincing transwoman I've ever seen.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (Mzdiz)

Well it was all just a dream...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (lEVn+)

192 Didn't get a harrumph outta that guy...

Posted by: Lepetomane at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (K7s34)

193 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

-----------------
I look forward to seeing Bubba Wallace on the campaign trail with Nikki.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (TNyrE)

194 170 Biden and the Pentagon were so stung by criticisms over the Chinese spy balloon, they're now shooting things down without having any idea what they are.

https://bit.ly/3YUxZvw

Rule one, even in wartime, is identify your target. They're not even trying to do that.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:04 PM (eyxn4)

ROE, even in wartime, used to be visual identification before engagement. These people are terrible at government.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (wGeit)

195 "Angie, Angie...when will these perps all disappeeeeeyeere..."

Posted by: kallisto, fondly recalling Zombie Mick Jagger at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (dCxaZ)

196 190 Damn! I missed it while it was on sale. I would have got six of em.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (24fqN)

197 Angie Craig is a name that sounds like Ashley Madison.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2023 04:01 PM (lf83v)
-------

Or a mashup of Angie's List and Craig's List.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (pTb/Z)

198 Is Amy Schumer on this thread?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

199 I suggest a Aim-9 is not what you would use to bring down a balloon unless you want to destroy what the balloon is carrying because that's what the missile will hit destroying it.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (xhxe8)

200 We need to rebuild the state hospital system and put people who can't function in society in residential. At least long enough to be competently diagnosed. Granted, fetal alcohol syndrome isn't something that can be medicated, is it?

Create "villages" for the mentally ill that *don't* beat each other up so they're not living in shit on the street.

Didn't it turn out that the "study" where the guy went into the insane asylum system and "revealed" all the horrors of it was a complete BS made up study? For what California pays to keep the mentally insane on the streets until they die of an overdose and can be disposed of, they could build some nice facilities at which the chronically unhoused could be assigned housing.

And doctor visits.

Posted by: Synova at February 15, 2023 04:09 PM (BD/yx)

201 Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do.

yeah!

And he kicks harder with his high heels, too!

*sticks out tongue*

Posted by: kallisto, wondering IS THIS REAL LIFE? at February 15, 2023 04:09 PM (dCxaZ)

202
" who is believed to be experiencing homelessness"

Experiencing Homelessness?

That's a fun new term.

Posted by: portlandon at February 15, 2023 04:09 PM (+oR7L)

203 Nikki really post that about Bubba?
If she did she is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (xhxe8)

204 193: Heh! Bubba Wallace is kind of dumb. He'll be calling Indian Nikki Haley a white supremacist when told too. Not exactly a deep thinker, ole Bubba.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (sAmhv)

205 Nikki Lamont is a Big Dummy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (guGkK)

206 99 knights of the air
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scrambling the summer sky
99 red balloons go by

Posted by: Nina at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (l8gTz)

207 Homefulness is my lived experience.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (24fqN)

208 I would love to hope that it might get better because of the attention, but the only thing that will change is the security around our betters in congress and the shadow government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2023 04:05 PM (XIJ/X)
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Eh, I don't know about that. Congresscritters don't get protection, and anyone who lives in the Capitol Hill vicinity should know what they're in for. Let's just say it's never been a good area, in spite of (or maybe because of) having all the Congressional buildings, courts buildings, etc. right there.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (pTb/Z)

209 " who is believed to be experiencing homelessness"

Experiencing Homelessness?

That's a fun new term.
Posted by: portlandon at February 15, 2023 04:09 PM (+oR7L)
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Soon to be experiencing prison, I hope. Meanwhile, Angie Craig was experiencing assault. The rest of us are experiencing leftism, much against our will.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

210 Does anyone know that Nikki Haley is in fact, an actual humanoid pyrsyn? I'm thinking she's a sim

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:11 PM (dCxaZ)

211 Man, Raquel was part of my childhood. Sad. RIP

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:11 PM (G0bXQ)

212 Create "villages" for the mentally ill that *don't* beat each other up so they're not living in shit on the street.

Clans of the Alphane Moon.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2023 04:11 PM (p+1gI)

213 ROE, even in wartime, used to be visual identification before engagement. These people are terrible at government.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Arty is confused.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:11 PM (CE3HD)

214 203 not on her Twitter

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (xhxe8)

215 199 I suggest a Aim-9 is not what you would use to bring down a balloon unless you want to destroy what the balloon is carrying because that's what the missile will hit destroying it.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (xhxe

Why would you think that? It's an IR missile, and if it can't find a heat source it will aim for the center of the target.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (wGeit)

216 Eh, I don't know about that. Congresscritters don't get protection, and anyone who lives in the Capitol Hill vicinity should know what they're in for. Let's just say it's never been a good area, in spite of ~~(or maybe because of) having all the Congressional buildings, courts buildings, etc. right~~ the "diversity" there.
Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:10 PM (pTb/Z)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

217 I think Democrats are on the verge of realizing that crime has increased.

Robert Reich just tweeted how the mass-shooting rates have gone up over the years.

Concern about crime is only not racist when a Democrat shows concern.

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (krQz2)

218 Arty is confused.
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Troops in the Open - fire White Phosphorus ASAP.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (J7wri)

219 Angie baby.

You're a special lady.

Living in a world of maaaaake belieeeeeve...

Come on sing it with me folks!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (vivhj)

220 are JOe and James Bidet twins ?

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (V13WU)

221 "it's never been a good area, in spite of (or maybe because of) having all the Congressional buildings, courts buildings,"

Courts are the bane of many urban downtowns. They must needs attract the "justice-involved." Ringed by bailbond shops.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (24fqN)

222 If I pull a Biden will someone wake me if a new thread appears?

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (xhxe8)

223 Or a mashup of Angie's List and Craig's List.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (pTb/Z)

Jenny Craig.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (Mzdiz)

224 217 I think Democrats are on the verge of realizing that crime has increased.

Robert Reich just tweeted how the mass-shooting rates have gone up over the years.

Concern about crime is only not racist when a Democrat shows concern.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:12 PM (krQz2)

Dems only notice shit once it becomes a liability.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (G0bXQ)

225 Didn't it turn out that the "study" where the guy went into the insane asylum system and "revealed" all the horrors of it was a complete BS made up study?
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Wait - a "study" that was bullshit, with the conclusions written up before the data were collected? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

226 If Nikki Haley tweeted that about Bubba Wallace it shows me that she is not the candidate for me.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (Oq/TM)

227 the man who assaulted Representative Angie Craig in the elevator of her building has a rich and vibrant history of assaulting people, including sexually, and has yet to see any serious time for his serial infractions.
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He made a mistake and assaulted one of the special people, he's supposed to confine his attacks to the hoi polloi.

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)

228 Rachel Welch, RIP.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (qKfc+)

229 > ROE, even in wartime, used to be visual identification before engagement. These people are terrible at government.

1. We put up thousands of weather balloons twice a day to map wind. Are we spending hundreds of thousands a pop to take some down so Biden and the Pentagon don't get their feelings hurt?

2. There's at least one known instance where they fired TWO sidewinders ($400,000 each) at an object because they missed the first time. Those things go somewhere.

3. We're shooting at targets without identifying them. At some point they're going to take out a thirteen year old kid in an ultra light plane.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (eyxn4)

230 215 199 I suggest a Aim-9 is not what you would use to bring down a balloon unless you want to destroy what the balloon is carrying because that's what the missile will hit destroying it.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:08 PM (xhxe

Why would you think that? It's an IR missile, and if it can't find a heat source it will aim for the center of the target.
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I would imagine that a balloon full of Helium would have the same temperature of the air around it. Is Helium hot?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (J7wri)

231 >>Aw man....Aw MAN...

>>She was the first 'perfect' woman for me.

Well now she can't run away.
Posted by: JackStraw

Put her ice and when cloning technology is perfected - For only 6 payments of only $99.99 you too can have your very own clone!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (nRsP9)

232 C'mon, man! It's just one guy. No biggie.

Posted by: JM in Florida at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (FzIVz)

233 Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (xhxe

what are you implying, that this thread is boring???

OK, take a nap, we won't tell Lamont. But I'm not coming over to wake you up either Sleeping Beauty

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (dCxaZ)

234 I think Democrats are on the verge of realizing that crime has increased.
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As mentioned yesterday, Sweden is now slowly realizing that crime has skyrocketed along with diversity. Just a coinky-dink, no doubt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

235 Rachel Welch, RIP.
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (qKfc+)

Her too? Not a good day for the Welches.

Posted by: spindrift at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (h5TKJ)

236 New study determines animals are fleeing black neighborhoods because of systemic racism 🤡

https://bit.ly/3xpMGep

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The squirrels be like f*ck this shit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (FVME7)

237 "I think Democrats are on the verge of realizing that crime has increased."

That was the goal. They hate the USA, and have manifold means of destroying it.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (24fqN)

238 193 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba

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I look forward to seeing Bubba Wallace on the campaign trail with Nikki.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (TNyrE)

I remember Dale Jr. immediately jumped in on this as well. My first thought: he rushed to comment and got the story totally wrong. He's a full-fledged member of the media now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2023 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

239 The balloons array hanging below would I think in sunlight make a heat signature if nothing else around it will. It has to lock on a target not be guided by radar. The balloon is a big gas bag at air temperature.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:16 PM (xhxe8)

240 I missed the last thread. Trump gets criticized for his staff picks (justifiable) but, truly Biden has been much much worse for his.
Maybe we expect that of Dems...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, limping along at February 15, 2023 04:16 PM (jTmQV)

241 Here's the answer to all the balloon questions

https://tinyurl.com/3wjwhecd

This & a 20 mm burst.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:16 PM (a8y2i)

242 Blue-On-Blue Crime makes Boobs itchy...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 15, 2023 04:16 PM (TGPs7)

243 Previous experience: "Street Masturbator"

Strengths: I have pulled myself up by my bootstraps and I really like to take hold of a situation and put a lot of energy into it. I think that now I am really coming into my own.

Weaknesses: I've had a few strokes, beginning in my early teens.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2023 04:17 PM (ykeLU)

244 We put up thousands of weather balloons twice a day to map wind. Are we spending hundreds of thousands a pop to take some down so Biden and the Pentagon don't get their feelings hurt?
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No. We're spending hundreds of thousands a pop to make Biden and the Pentagon look like they're doing something after whiffing on the main event.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

245 ..Gotta love shooting a $400 sidewinder missile at a balloon and missing. Was this one of those women fighter pilots? Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:07 PM (J7wri)

Consider: The Sidewinder is a Heat Seeking Missile, originally designed to home in on the HOT plume of jet exhaust emanating from the enemy aircraft. Later updates of the Sidewinder could "see" the hot leading edges of the frontal aspect of an aircraft, those being heated by the friction of 500mph air over those surfaces.

And now, a Sidewinder is pressed into service to strike a small object with no reported internal hear source, but rather, only that warming built up by it soaking up the day's sun for some number of hours.

I'm not surprised that the 1st Sidewinder "broke-lock" on the object, and I'm very impressed that the 2nd Sidewinder held true and splashed the bogie. That wasn't much of a heart source to find, and it worked.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2023 04:17 PM (e6UQI)

246 "everywhere I look, I see your ey-ees...There ain't a woman that comes CLOSE to you..."

no, but the perp Kendrid Hamlin, 26, did

Posted by: kallisto, letting out a bwahahahah at February 15, 2023 04:17 PM (dCxaZ)

247 Courts are the bane of many urban downtowns. They must needs attract the "justice-involved." Ringed by bailbond shops.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:13 PM (24fqN)
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True. But I was mainly thinking of the Supreme Court, which is right behind the Capitol.

It really is a shame, there are lots of nice things near the Capitol like the Botanical Gardens, etc. but it's just a terrible place to live. Our former next-door neighbors lived there many years ago because both worked downtown (lawyer and bank manager) and even though they lived in a "good" part, they still frequently heard gunshots in the evenings.

They had their first baby, their car was rammed by a prison bus (full of noisy yelling prisoners) when they were on the way home from the hospital with him, and less than two months later they were our next-door neighbors here in the 'burbs.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:17 PM (pTb/Z)

248 China Blasts ‘Vanity Political Appointee’ Pete Buttigieg over Ohio Train Catastrophe

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

249 How about we put really big shotguns on fighter planes so they can shoot down balloons?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (J7wri)

250 As mentioned yesterday, Sweden is now slowly realizing that crime has skyrocketed along with diversity. Just a coinky-dink, no doubt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And it couldn't possibly be that if you allow close to your own population of 'immigrants' to invade your society might change almost over night (N.B. Malmo).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (CE3HD)

251 We're shooting at targets without identifying them. At some point they're going to take out a thirteen year old kid in an ultra light plane.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (eyxn4)
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Time to reinvestigate John Denver's crash?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

252 Convicting people of felonies reduces the size of the voter pool.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

253 Here we go again. US will default on its debt this summer unless the clowns in congress raise the debt limit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:19 PM (G0bXQ)

254 It really is a shame, there are lots of nice things near the Capitol like the Botanical Gardens, etc. but it's just a terrible place to live. Our former next-door neighbors lived there many years ago because both worked downtown (lawyer and bank manager) and even though they lived in a "good" part, they still frequently heard gunshots in the evenings.
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My wife and I lived on Capital Hill for 8 years. Murders were not uncommon there.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:19 PM (J7wri)

255 ‘Vanity Political Appointee’ means "same-party freak"

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:19 PM (RHGPo)

256 John Lott Jr.
“The worst 1% of counties (the worst 31 counties) have 21% of the population and 42% of the murders. The worst 2% of counties (62 counties) contain 31% of the population and 56% of the murders. The worst 5% of counties contain 47% of the population and account for 73% of murders. But even within those counties, the murders are very heavily concentrated in small areas,”

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (DB16e)

257 253 Here we go again. US will default on its debt this summer unless the clowns in congress raise the debt limit.
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Didn't they just do that a month or so ago?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (J7wri)

258 Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

sheet like this must really have the Kalorama crew on edge. After all the percs the Chicoms promised them, and then to turn and publicly shame ValJar et cie. like this

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (dCxaZ)

259 248 China Blasts ‘Vanity Political Appointee’ Pete Buttigieg over Ohio Train Catastrophe
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo

You no good. You go now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (G0bXQ)

260 As mentioned yesterday, Sweden is now slowly realizing that crime has skyrocketed along with diversity. Just a coinky-dink, no doubt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And it couldn't possibly be that if you allow close to your own population of 'immigrants' to invade your society might change almost over night (N.B. Malmo).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (CE3HD)
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And by unhappy unforeseeable chance, the rape rate over the last 20 years has increased 15-fold, while the population has increased by 10%. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

261 Did someone say "penal system"? SQUEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Sam "Q is for queer" Brinton at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (7b+Kq)

262 " there are lots of nice things near the Capitol like the Botanical Gardens,"

I've visited twice, and I got the impression that there was one gardener/landscaper for every three citizens. Lovely gardens. But like most, I only saw Embassy Row and Georgetown and such, not the 90% that's no-go.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (24fqN)

263 Fighter aircraft mostly have a 20mm multi barrel cannon

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (xhxe8)

264 254 It really is a shame, there are lots of nice things near the Capitol like the Botanical Gardens, etc. but it's just a terrible place to live. Our former next-door neighbors lived there many years ago because both worked downtown (lawyer and bank manager) and even though they lived in a "good" part, they still frequently heard gunshots in the evenings.
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My wife and I lived on Capital Hill for 8 years. Murders were not uncommon there.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:19 PM (J7wri)

.. and that was probably before Heller when having a gun in DC was a ticket to the pokey

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

265 I'm only a Bill
Yes I'm only a Bill
And I'm dying here on Capital Hill

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

266 Gotta love shooting a $400 sidewinder missile at a balloon and missing. Was this one of those women fighter pilots?
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No. They were 20 minutes late.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (Vwz3I)

267 "who is believed to be experiencing homelessness"

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I like how they frame it as if it is a condition he has no control over.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (i7Q7S)

268 China Blasts ‘Vanity Political Appointee’ Pete Buttigieg over Ohio Train Catastrophe
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo
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Christ, we're getting more truth now from the Chinks than our own MSM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

269 I'm only sorry that Angie Craig is alive and well enough to talk about her assault. This is what Democrats want for everyone else. Fuck her, fuck them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (PyQub)

270 Air-to-air missile vs. 20mm gun:
In 1998 Canadian CF-18s tried to shoot down a rogue weather balloon that went out of control drifting between 27,000 to 37,000 ft. It took 6 days for the balloon to fall despite RCAF CF-18s firing over 1,000 rounds of ammunition in multiple attack-runs. While the attack caused extensive punctures on the balloon, it failed to fully release the helium gas which kept the balloon flying. In fact, instead of falling on the ground the balloon ended up drifting across Canada and out to the Atlantic Ocean for almost a week.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)

271 You no good. You go now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (G0bXQ)

Can't stand the CCP, but "they're" correct about this. Mayor Pete might do better as a bus boy for a Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (D+F6R)

272 Doesn't the F-22 have a cannon?

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (a8y2i)

273 >law-abiding, productive citizens
>member of Congress

Pick one.

Posted by: Average Catholicism Enjoyer at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (tA56B)

274 .. and that was probably before Heller when having a gun in DC was a ticket to the pokey
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You could have a shotgun as long as its design was from 1920. Weird, I know.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (J7wri)

275 >261 Did someone say "penal system"? SQUEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Sam "Q is for queer" Brinton at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (7b+Kq)

Oh Sam, you are going to be very popular here.

Posted by: The boys in cellblock 6 at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (NgqoH)

276 Biden has been much much worse for his.

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We could argue about which Biden administration official is the worst.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)

277 But like most, I only saw Embassy Row and Georgetown and such, not the 90% that's no-go.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:20 PM (24fqN)
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You were in NW, which is a mostly lovely place. Capitol Hill is on the opposite end. Avoid avoid avoid.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (pTb/Z)

278 272 Doesn't the F-22 have a cannon?

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (a8y2i

I don't think so. They're all used on the civil war battlefield re-enactments.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (G0bXQ)

279 How will our favorite Chestfeeder Pete Bootyjudge respond to this very public slap in the face delivered by his "friends" the Chicoms??

Stay tuned, and you'll find out in the NEXT installment of "As the Junta Turns"

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:24 PM (dCxaZ)

280 We could argue about which Biden administration official is the worst.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7)
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Why argue? I think we can all agree they're all rotten.

Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2023 04:24 PM (pTb/Z)

281 Just so it leaks enough for the C -47 to hook it.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:24 PM (a8y2i)

282 How will our favorite Chestfeeder Pete Bootyjudge respond to this very public slap in the face delivered by his "friends" the Chicoms??

Stay tuned, and you'll find out in the NEXT installment of "As the Junta Turns"
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:24 PM (dCxaZ)
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Once he returns from vacation. And maternity/ paternity/ whatever leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

283 "I like how they frame it as if it is a condition he has no control over."

It looks like after they've been feral for a year or so, they are then incorrigible. Best fix that hasn't been tried yet: abolish ALL the helping 'services' and bureaucracies that AID their staying homeless. No handouts, no food, no mercy, roust them out of jurisdiction. Can't think of anything else that might snap them out of it.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (24fqN)

284 278 272 Doesn't the F-22 have a cannon?

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (a8y2i

I don't think so. They're all used on the civil war battlefield re-enactments.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:23 PM (G0bXQ)

One of the funniest lines of Curb Your Enthusiasm was when Larry participated in a Civil War re-enactment. The re-enactment starts and one of the guys immediately drops. Larry looks and him and says something like, "You're going to die already? This thing is like hours long. You're not gonna have any fun!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

285 So now that Chris Cuomo is on tape saying he was going to go on a killing spree after being fired, who's going to red flag him?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (eyxn4)

286 While the attack caused extensive punctures on the balloon, it failed to fully release the helium gas which kept the balloon flying.
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Time to ban the noble gases. Obama was right!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (Vwz3I)

287 AIM-9X info:
Modern infrared-seeking air to air missiles -- and the missile used in the balloon downing was reported to be an AIM-9X, which is the most advanced Sidewinder variant in US service -- have extremely sensitive seeker heads. They no longer need to "see" something as hot as engine exhaust in order to track a target, as did early models. They only need some infrared contrast, and up in the 50K'+ altitudes where the balloon was reported to be, just about anything man made is going to give off more of an IR signature than the surrounding air.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

288 East Palestine, Ohio is Pete Buttigieg's "Chernobyl"

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

289 Just so it leaks enough for the C -47 to hook it.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone

service ceiling is 26,400 feet

Might have trouble getting above the ballons.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (CE3HD)

290 Fighter aircraft mostly have a 20mm multi barrel cannon

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (xhxe

F-4 Phantom has entered the chat.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (OgrpQ)

291 China Blasts ‘Vanity Political Appointee’ Pete Buttigieg over Ohio Train Catastrophe
Posted by: SMOD

Damn Chinese homophobe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (FVME7)

292 "The old saying went "a conservative is just a liberal who has been mugged". Not persuaded this is true any longer, at least not usually. They have a death wish."

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It could not be more clear that today's Democrats are nihilists who hate humanity.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (i7Q7S)

293 You were in NW, which is a mostly lovely place. Capitol Hill is on the opposite end. Avoid avoid avoid.
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Cap Hill was pioneer land during the 90s. Now its very expensive. Hell, even 8th Street is all fixed up. This is where the 68 riots were. It only took 40 years to fix the place.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:26 PM (J7wri)

294 Can't think of anything else that might snap them out of it.
Posted by: Dig gp Must

Free bus tickets to Canada might do it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (CE3HD)

295 It looks like after they've been feral for a year or so, they are then incorrigible. Best fix that hasn't been tried yet: abolish ALL the helping 'services' and bureaucracies that AID their staying homeless. No handouts, no food, no mercy, roust them out of jurisdiction. Can't think of anything else that might snap them out of it.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:25 PM (24fqN)
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This. Jail time for the druggies, along with hard labor. Institutionalization for the nutjobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

296 The thing about reality to leftists is that it's real only when it happens to them. They have no empathy for anyone else because nobody else exists in their universe except them.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (3JfbU)

297 They don't want to snatch one of those balloons
Then we discover that they are US weather balloons.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (a8y2i)

298 1. Every engagement, the full Heads Up Display (HUD) episode is digitally recorded. Remember the Gulf of Sidra incident? Two F-14s shoot down two Libyan MiGs over the "Line of Death." We were watching that grainy B&W HUD footage on that evening's news. Present day HUD plays back at 4G quality.

2. Every Squadron has at least one Two Seat version of the F-15 or F-16 on hand. (the initial 60k ft. altitude F-22 does not have a two-seat version). Guaranteed, the last three strikes have had a Guy in Back with the Squadron's high-end DSLR, shooting both stills and 4G video, well before the Sidewinder(s) were launched.

3. We've not been shown ONE FRAME of either HUD imagery, or any cockpit stills or video of the "objects" in question. NOT ONE FRAME.

4. They were lying, they are lying, and they're intending to keep on lying, and will.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (e6UQI)

299 This is not possible during Black History month, surely.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2023 04:28 PM (MF3yS)

300 > Best fix that hasn't been tried yet: abolish ALL the helping 'services' and bureaucracies that AID their staying homeless. No handouts, no food, no mercy, roust them out of jurisdiction. Can't think of anything else that might snap them out of it.

They've been coddled so long, I'm pretty sure that course of action would lead to literal raider hordes banding together and preying on entire towns.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:28 PM (eyxn4)

301 Damn Chinese homophobe!
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Two Chinese guys who sound alike but look different??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 15, 2023 04:28 PM (Vwz3I)

302 Yup. It's all an op. It's always an op.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2023 04:28 PM (G0bXQ)

303 In 1998 Canadian CF-18s tried to shoot down a rogue weather balloon that went out of control drifting between 27,000 to 37,000 ft. It took 6 days for the balloon to fall despite RCAF CF-18s firing over 1,000 rounds of ammunition in multiple attack-runs. While the attack caused extensive punctures on the balloon, it failed to fully release the helium gas which kept the balloon flying. In fact, instead of falling on the ground the balloon ended up drifting across Canada and out to the Atlantic Ocean for almost a week.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise...

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

304 You were in NW, which is a mostly lovely place.

Are the Scientologists still up there ?

I had a friend who used to go up the the Scientology HQ and fuck with their minds

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (RHGPo)

305 Hamlin should have done this on Jan 06, 2021, no wait that was for........you know.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (MF3yS)

306 F-22 have 20mm cannons
My collection 9mm, 50 cal casing, 20mm and a 30mm
https://tinyurl.com/y9vsvy9n

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (xhxe8)

307 One of the funniest lines

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5VH4c0-p-CY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (FVME7)

308 In a fleeting moment of self-awareness, the Congresswoman did note that the only reason the guy hadn't been released yet is because he attacked a congressperson (which I guess makes it a federal issue).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (uPgE/)

309 So if all you get is 35 days for attacking a capitol police officer, why are the Jan 6 political prisoners still in jail?

I know, asked and answered.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 15, 2023 04:29 PM (FJLYC)

310 It looks like after they've been feral for a year or so, they are then incorrigible. Best fix that hasn't been tried yet: abolish ALL the helping 'services' and bureaucracies that AID their staying homeless.

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I have stopped donating to charities that provide services to "the homeless".

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (3JfbU)

311 "Okay, Angie, but just this once, for you!" -- Washington DC Penal System.

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (krQz2)

312
Many times, the charges were completely dropped before any justice was achieved at all," she added.

So JUSTICE == PUNISHMENT, sugar tits?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (pNxlR)

313 Posted by: Average Catholicism Enjoyer at February 15, 2023 04:22 PM (tA56B)

There are a few there who seem rather decent, but right now the only ones that come to mind are Rand Paul and Josh Hawley.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (D+F6R)

314 The Democrats unofficially repealed the Law of Causality about six decades ago. Next up will be the Law of Gravity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (R+cyg)

315 Wonder where Craig stands on the January 6th show trials. I can't be bothered to care. I hope it happens more. Actions should have consequences and Congress is derelict.

Posted by: squid at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (S/NWs)

316 3. We've not been shown ONE FRAME of either HUD imagery, or any cockpit stills or video of the "objects" in question. NOT ONE FRAME.

4. They were lying, they are lying, and they're intending to keep on lying, and will.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (e6UQI)
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It's all been rated TS/SCI and is currently stored in one of FJB's ultra-secure SCIFs...Or Hunter Biden's footlocker...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (BpYfr)

317 They've been coddled so long, I'm pretty sure that course of action would lead to literal raider hordes banding together and preying on entire towns.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 15, 2023 04:28 PM (eyxn4)
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As if those shitheads could organize themselves. Also how many guns are there in the country?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

318 "Free bus tickets to Canada might do it."

Yes, roust out of jurisdiction. My frigid Rust Belt city has umptisteen services that serve only to KEEP the homeless here. It's a multimillion dollar budget fiefdom. Just give the homeless tickets to the West Coast! They LIKE the homeless on the west coast, and less of them will freeze to death in our Rockford parking decks, stairwells, etc.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (24fqN)

319 35 days for attacking a cop.

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Did I read this wrong, or wasn't it a CAPITOL cop?

Oh, nevermind. Black dude. They're expected to behave this way. Not like the white people who serve life for not seeing the "stay off the grass" sign for the same expectations based on skin color.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (0fs9V)

320 It's all been rated TS/SCI and is currently stored in one of FJB's ultra-secure SCIFs...Or Hunter Biden's footlocker...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 04:30 PM (BpYfr)
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Time to bump it up to "Corvette level" secrecy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

321 The dumb ones are apparently incapable of connecting their woke policies with real world consequences. The smart ones know it, and approve fully.

Posted by: SamIam at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (oasF3)

322 Dear Con Craig, denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Signed, anyone with a pulse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2023 04:32 PM (StQQf)

323 They've been coddled so long, I'm pretty sure that course of action would lead to literal raider hordes banding together and preying on entire towns.
Posted by: bonhomme

Make sure Constitutional carry (concealed and open carry) is legal before banning homeless support.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2023 04:32 PM (CE3HD)

324 "We also have got to figure out how we get people the mental health and addiction help that they need because these people are getting back out and just recommitting the same crimes over and over and over again," Craig added.
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I don't know, maybe try policing??!!

Nah, forget that I brought it up.

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)

325 Just so it's low enough for a modern Cargo plane to hook it.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:32 PM (a8y2i)

326 My contention is missile hit array destroying it and the balloon got shredded from the explosion, we did see a balloon fall with parts of the array dragging it down

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:33 PM (xhxe8)

327 Just give the homeless tickets to the West Coast! They LIKE the homeless on the west coast, and less of them will freeze to death in our Rockford parking decks, stairwells, etc.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:31 PM (24fqN)
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We don't like them, but God do we have them. They are literally all over the place. You can hardly go out without encountering bums at intersections, under overpasses, sleeping on the beach, etc. I'm not exaggerating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

328 You know, in the old racist days they tried locking people up for crimes. Let's not go back to the old racism.

We have to think of a new way to stop serial assaulters from assaulting people.

C'mon, think! Think!

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

329 > 4. They were lying, they are lying, and they're intending to keep on lying, and will.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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Two F-22's were sortied from Langley, VA to hit the spy balloon. One to shoot. One to photograph before it was destroyed.

Jim is correct. Trust Jim.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2023 04:34 PM (Q4IgG)

330 We don't like them, but God do we have them. They are literally all over the place. You can hardly go out without encountering bums at intersections, under overpasses, sleeping on the beach, etc. I'm not exaggerating.
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Do they have ample quantities of hair gel?

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (J7wri)

331 My aunt lived near capital hill for a couple years. She dressed like a homeless person to keep from getting attacked. I'm sure a lot of people do.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (kYVzH)

332 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall.

Holy crap, what an idiot.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (lTGtQ)

333 We also have got to figure out how we get people the mental health and addiction help that they need
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Mental health help - involuntary institutionalization

Addiction help - prison

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (YqDXo)

334 They don't want to snatch one of those balloons
Then we discover that they are US weather balloons.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:27 PM (a8y2i)

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Once the Chinese spy balloon had completed its mission and was safely out of the way it was safe to shoot down everything else in the skies.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (3JfbU)

335 >4. They were lying, they are lying, and they're intending to keep on lying, and will.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Yeah but here we are discussing balloons instead of the Brandon Crime Family.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (DB16e)

336 Jim is correct. Trust Jim.

I didn't believe any of it. I'm with the guy who says:

"It's all an op"

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (dCxaZ)

337 "C'mon, think! Think!"

Trump did mention something about bringing back
firing squads.

Posted by: Bosk at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (ZVuYy)

338 We don't like them, but God do we have them. They are literally all over the place. You can hardly go out without encountering bums at intersections, under overpasses, sleeping on the beach, etc. I'm not exaggerating.
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Do they have ample quantities of hair gel?
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:35 PM (J7wri)
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Only their Emperor in Sacramento. They do reliably vote Democrat, or rather, people vote Democrat for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:36 PM (YqDXo)

339 Biden has stated that DC's sovereignty must be "respected"
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Even though, Constitutionally, that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:36 PM (krQz2)

340 Townhall.com@townhallcom
BIDEN: "My economic plan is working. It's reduced the deficit. It's fiscally responsible."

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Going for the most biggest lies ever award?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 15, 2023 04:37 PM (FVME7)

341 >Yeah but here we are discussing balloons instead of the Brandon Crime Family.

I didn't mean that as a dig at Jim or any of the horde. Congress is going to be running around chasing these squirrels while Brandon keeps pulling in 10% and his son smokes crack and bangs hookers.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 15, 2023 04:37 PM (DB16e)

342 ....Also how many guns are there in the country?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Tu, tre?

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 15, 2023 04:37 PM (a8y2i)

343 "We don't like them, but God do we have them. They are literally all over the place. You can hardly go out without encountering bums at intersections, under overpasses, sleeping on the beach, etc. I'm not exaggerating."

I stand corrected. I guessed your homeless policies were even more liberal and welcoming than ours. As long as white-collars can make big bucks keeping the homeless homeless and local, problem will persist. As Lenny Bruce said, "Without polio, Salk is a putz."

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (24fqN)

344 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall.

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Those sneaky racist bastards put them in ALL the garage stalls!

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (0fs9V)

345 It is impossible to exaggerate the vagrant problem here in coastal California. Simply impossible. Vagrants are out in battalion strength everywhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

346 So today we learned that the military was aware of the spy balloon before it entered our air space. They could have shot it don't over the North Pacific, but didn't.

Instead, let some guy from Billings look up in the sky and say "Hey, that looks like a balloon or something".

Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

347 nood

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (24fqN)

348 Real women in the nood

Posted by: But with clothes on at February 15, 2023 04:39 PM (K7s34)

349 BIDEN: "My economic plan is working. It's reduced the deficit. It's fiscally responsible."
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Ignore everything around you, citizens.

Also I played golf today and scored 18.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 15, 2023 04:39 PM (0fs9V)

350 Nikki's idiotic tweet is about 1,000th on the list of reasons she's a worthless slag

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2023 04:40 PM (UhouA)

351
But even within those counties, the murders are very heavily concentrated in small areas,”
Posted by: Fool Otto

... and those small areas were putting greens, amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2023 04:40 PM (pNxlR)

352 I stand corrected. I guessed your homeless policies were even more liberal and welcoming than ours. As long as white-collars can make big bucks keeping the homeless homeless and local, problem will persist. As Lenny Bruce said, "Without polio, Salk is a putz."
Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:38 PM (24fqN)
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No, you're not wrong. TPTB are liberal and welcoming, as are bleeding heart liberals and suburban wine moms ("we're compassionate! And thanks for giving us the vote!"), but the people at large - who have to put up with this crap - are fed up to the back teeth. We're seeing reports on a daily basis of vagrants attacking people and each other. Tourist attractions are especially noteworthy in this respect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 15, 2023 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

353 "...the charges were completely dropped before any justice was achieved at all..."

We know.

Posted by: Hamlin's other victims at February 15, 2023 04:43 PM (Rbu5d)

354 serf and TERF again

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 15, 2023 04:44 PM (Vwz3I)

355 Biden has stated that DC's sovereignty must be "respected"
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Even though, Constitutionally, that doesn't exist.
Posted by: Axeman at February 15, 2023 04:36 PM (krQz2)
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Congress is the Constitutional administrator for the District of Columbia, so it makes sense that they have to approve changes to the laws in the district. What role does POTUS play, if any? Can FJB even veto their approval/disapproval?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2023 04:45 PM (BpYfr)

356 Can we hold judges personally responsible if their light sentencings allows a criminal out to commit another crime? The judged should be jailed or fired. I would say fined but Soros would just pay.

This is why the 3 strikes you are out philosophy took hold in the 80s.

Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 15, 2023 04:46 PM (foa6+)

357 Looked at Nikki's Twitter and didn't see any Bubba references

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:46 PM (xhxe8)

358 Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley
We should all stand with @BubbaWallace today against the cowards who secretly put the noose in his garage stall. Watch your back cowards. Bubba has a bigger army than you do. #HateWontWin #WeStandWithBubba
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My question is whether she had a follow up tweet after subsequent investigation made her look like the knee jerk fool she is.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 04:46 PM (OY44N)

359 CAT FIGHT!

Posted by: Sandy Cortez at February 15, 2023 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

360 352 Everything I've seen of it does look dire. I'll pick another place of exile for our frozen homeless.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at February 15, 2023 04:48 PM (24fqN)

361 Looked at Nikki's Twitter and didn't see any Bubba references
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:46 PM (xhxe

That was from when it happened. Did you look that far back?

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2023 04:49 PM (OY44N)

362 Wonder if she'll switch parties like the old joke that a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (by reality).

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 15, 2023 04:49 PM (R+cyg)

363 polynikes no, that would be from a year ago.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2023 04:50 PM (xhxe8)

364 Can we hold judges personally responsible if their light sentencings allows a criminal out to commit another crime? The judged should be jailed or fired. I would say fined but Soros would just pay.

This is why the 3 strikes you are out philosophy took hold in the 80s.

Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 15, 2023 04:46 PM (foa6+)

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They undoubtedly have some kind of immunity (IANAL), But this is what happens when you have no skin in the game.

I've been lobbying to prosecute them as part of a conspiracy to commit [insert crime here].

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 15, 2023 04:53 PM (Yt3+/)

365 I really enjoyed the low information Twits who shrieked their disbelief at how Congress could have the audacity to overrule a recent attempt by the DC City Council to make their penal code even more lax.

Posted by: Octochicken at February 15, 2023 04:58 PM (oCS0o)

366 355
Congress is the Constitutional administrator for the District of Columbia, so it makes sense that they have to approve changes to the laws in the district. What role does POTUS play, if any? Can FJB even veto their approval/disapproval?

The Congress used to have a standing committee for DC, but that went away in the 70's when they gave DC "home rule" (a fad at the time).

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2023 05:02 PM (RHGPo)

367 I would imagine that a balloon full of Helium would have the same temperature of the air around it. Is Helium hot?
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 15, 2023 04:14 PM (J7wri)

The sun will heat up the balloon, yes. The 9x is probably sensitive enough to pick it out of the background if you don't fire the missile toward the sun.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2023 05:04 PM (wGeit)

368 Every time a member of the Nomenklatura has to endure the consequences of their own political choices [regardless of party]; an angel gets its wings.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at February 15, 2023 06:17 PM (xMHZn)

369 Charge the perp as an Insurrectionist! Put him away for life!
1) Attacked Capitol Police 2)Crimes near the Capitol 3) (the clincher) Attacked a Dem Congresscritter.

If necessary plant a MAGA button on him.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at February 15, 2023 07:12 PM (qHHEn)

370 free to attack law-abiding, productive citizens
Puhlease, she's a politician.

Posted by: GWB at February 15, 2023 07:35 PM (x9f9L)

371 Lock. Them. Up.
No.

Shoot. Them. Down.

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