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Super Sports Ball Bowl Championship Game Today!
Just remember; The NFL hates you, they hate your traditional culture, they despise your politics; they have contempt for your antiquated ideas about the Constitution, American Exceptionalism, the traditional family. They pander to the very people who would bring down America and turn it into just another socialist hell-hole filled with poverty and true inequality. They tolerate a thug mentality among their highest paid employees as the cost of doing business. They turn a blind eye to rapes and beatings and robberies and even murder...all to put a rapidly decaying product on the field.
The only thing they love about you is your money.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:01 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:01 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2023 12:01 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:01 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:01 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:02 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:02 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:02 PM (u73oe)
Got all my yard work done yesterday and going to take it easy today and read a good book.
the nfl died years ago for me. I'd rather replace toilet seats that watch that excrement.
Posted by: zooomzooom at February 12, 2023 12:03 PM (Y0Ei4)
I was hoping the NHL wouldn't go woke, I was wrong.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:03 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:04 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:05 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 12:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Colon Kapernick! at February 12, 2023 12:05 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 12:06 PM (Th+aC)
Oh, I do! I hate the NFL already!
Oh yeah? How much?
A lot!
Right, you’re in.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 12, 2023 12:06 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Lesbians, statistically at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Colon Kapernick! at February 12, 2023 12:05 PM (1KEI6)
We have open positions to install ordering kiosks at our restaurants.
Posted by: McDonald's at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (tkR6S)
1. The game is extra boring and ends like 2-0
2. The halftime show goes horribly wrong and there’s major embarrassment all across the board.
3. The game ends on a blown call that robs whichever lame ass team of the game.
That is the best outcome I can hope for.
Posted by: Breakfast burrito at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (JxQgI)
I am so over Pro ball.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (qoGsy)
Go Northern Spotted Owls!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 12:06 PM (Th+aC)
They suck.
Go Great Horned Owls!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (Bd6X8)
When does the wife beating start?
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 12:04 PM
You can't hear all the ambulance sirens in the background? By halftime they'll be stacked outside the ER's like cord-wood.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (enJYY)
For those who predicted, "The Junta will run the play from Watchmen" please collect your winnings
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:09 PM (lc5cP)
All you beer-swilling MAGA jerks in flyover country aren't worth our time, frankly.
Posted by: The NFL! at February 12, 2023 12:09 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2023 12:10 PM (KSNKu)
When does the wife beating start?
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 12:04 PM
You can't hear all the ambulance sirens in the background? By halftime they'll be stacked outside the ER's like cord-wood.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (enJYY)
That's because they're stuck in line behind all the stupid deplorables who overdosed on horse dewormer.
Posted by: This... is XiNN at February 12, 2023 12:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:10 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Carl Curmudgeon at February 12, 2023 12:11 PM (wrJpE)
You have any idea how much styling is involved to get an Afro like that when you are half-white?
Posted by: Colon Kapernick! at February 12, 2023 12:11 PM (1KEI6)
Glad I left sports altogether.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 12:11 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Sven at February 12, 2023 12:11 PM (Lzpvj)
You mad Bro. It's no different than criticizing any other woke endeavor. We all make our own choices. That you have to flail back at criticism of the NFL says a lot more than you just choosing to watch the game.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2023 12:12 PM (qnsfO)
A pastors question. Twatter link
https://tinyurl.com/2p995ttm
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 12, 2023 12:12 PM (DB16e)
--far too many conservatives
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2023 12:12 PM (0hOvj)
Homemade salsa and ranch dip.
Later , some carne asada with peppers and onions.
This is about friends and being together and yelling at the teevee. I'm not making a political statement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2023 12:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Drunken Super Bowl Wife-Beater! at February 12, 2023 12:13 PM (1KEI6)
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Every time I see someone do it these days, it's people you know don't GAFF about football and probably haven't watched a single game before that. It's just a tribal marker now.
Makes you want to ask, "Can you define what a first down is?" and watch them squirm.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (wNDOJ)
Basically (Q) 'So are you gonna watch the game, and who you rooting for?
(A) Nope, they lost me, and I could care less (Paraphrased to capture the sense of all four answers)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Ultra pj at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Colon Kapernick!
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I just know that getting that helmet on is probably like winding up a trebuchet.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:15 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 12, 2023 12:15 PM (E3FAu)
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It’s from Life of Brian. I thought it was funny.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:15 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 12, 2023 12:16 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 12, 2023 12:16 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 12, 2023 12:16 PM (wagHN)
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Fist bump
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:17 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:17 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:17 PM (lc5cP)
Good luck, I am going to make wife a good dinner or she will me depending on her wont and we'll happily ignore the red and green laundry.
The NFL has told me repeatedly it does not want me to watch, who am I to thwart the wishes of the most moral men in the nation?
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:18 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2023 12:18 PM (uLr+K)
Colon?
He is a professional demotivational speaker.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)
White, female prof using QB’s skin color to make Super Bowl LVII a RACE thing goes SO very very wrong
https://bit.ly/3DXe7jx
MAGA Republican Draciele@draco9384
Let me help yall, since its obvious she will take 5 minutes to say what can be said in 20 seconds:
Theres finally 2 black quaterbacks starting in the superbowl, because it took this long for 2 teams headed with a black quarterback to make it through the playoffs. Thats it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 12, 2023 12:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 12, 2023 12:19 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:02 PM (xhxe
Glad you liked it! Buck is fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:19 PM (XIJ/X)
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Makes you want to ask, "Can you define what a first down is?" and watch them squirm.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (wNDOJ)
I watched for ... a long time and had to think about this.
How about "The team with possession of the ball has four opportunities to advance the ball ten yards forward (or into the end zone if applicable), or lose possession to the other team."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 12:19 PM (llON8)
I missed it the first 15 games....
eventually after watching past seasons compared to the 2004-2011 era I realized how much the game had deteriorated.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:20 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 12:14 PM (wNDOJ)
That's the feathers a duckling is born with, as it cracks its way out of the egg.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:20 PM (tkR6S)
There's absolutely nothing important about the SB, but if forced to identify something, it's that is has an end.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (jYCXf)
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (Vwz3I)
It used to bother me more, and when I thought there was any chance of stopping the insanity I felt sincerely that people were empowering evil with their views.
People cannot let go of their diversions and I lack the energy to mock them.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Sounds like most of my ex-wives.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 12, 2023 12:16 PM (TGPs7)
Also kids, Republican Party, most any Sport,
bands, media, celebrities, the Government,
being an alumnus, school boards...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (TGPs7)
The left made racism a thing again.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (lc5cP)
Not sure I agree with your analysis, CBD. The NFL is another gutless business that is too frightened of the bad opinion of the media, entertainment and sponsors to remember the ordinary customers who have enjoyed their product in the past. They don't hate us, they just don't think we're important enough to take into consideration.
And the game has gotten worse. There's not a play when the viewer isn't looking for a flag to be thrown, a combination of too many huge, fast players and an obsessive fear of someone actually being hit. I wish there was an alternative league with more of an emphasis on the action: more players in motion, more eligible receivers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:15 PM (u73oe)
If your intention wasn't to relate the majority of the horde to an invalid thought process I apologize. Sometimes snark doesn't translate like we want.
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2023 12:22 PM (qnsfO)
All that hate and injustice and they made him play, forced him to take lots of money and made him pop a fro just because. No wonder he had to protest!
The horror, the horror...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2023 12:22 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 12, 2023 12:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2023 12:22 PM (eOEVl)
I had to run out to get flange screws for some toilets I'm pulling and the supermarket parking lots are jam packed. Liquor store was about ten people in line in front of me. Longest line I've seen since the Pennsylvania state store lockdown/lockouts ended.
It's still *something* for a lot of people. I'll probably watch with some small interest being from the Philly area. As long as it doesn't directly benefit the thugs and cost me a cent.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2023 12:22 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Indiana lurker at February 12, 2023 12:23 PM (3ZVqj)
Posted by: From about That Time at February 12, 2023 12:23 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:23 PM (QSiA8)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (qoGsy)
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it ten million times that the site will lose credibility if you keep exaggerating.
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 12, 2023 12:23 PM (4eXEl)
I have been rereading the 70s era of NFL journalism with a more wary eye.
The saga of "the battle of the black quarterback" goes back that far, I should have been sharp enough in the 70s in my youth to see that though it sounds innocuous enough that the left's idea of "equality" means there being no white within 200 miles of any position of greatness.
Howard Cossell basically said as much.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Never understood why people wait until the last minute to buy liquor. The stuff lasts a long time.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM (lc5cP)
Did happen to actually sit in a bar for a complete college game. Deliberately even. Once.
Because a friend and I were getting some Korean food and the local juice joint happened to have a game on the tube between his Big 10 school and mine.
Despite going to a Big 10 school I never been to a game and never seen a complete game while in school. Just that one time at a Korean restaurant and juice joint.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM (4UJZ+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 12:02 PM (u73oe)
Your call. I do not think less of you because you choose to watch the NFL.
I think it's important that we realize its true nature...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: polynikes at February 12, 2023 12:25 PM (qnsfO)
Group: Get outta here ya piker! We haven't watched the NFL for seven years or more!
Me: Okay, sure. Guess I'll go get drunk and join AA. They're not as judgmental.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:25 PM (ykeLU)
Aaaaaand cue one of the legions of people whose concern for the actual game of football doesn't even crack the top 10 reasons she's talking about the SB.
She's thanking scholars and scholarship for that dumbass take?
I didn't think the stupid times would be this stupid.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 12:25 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (llON8)
And I really dislike working in an office full of Broncos fans. Monday morning chit-chat is annoying as hell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (UQUAY)
It is not a joke, and it is not hyperbole. I remember mocking the old timer Jim Brown fans who said the game was falling apart after the 78 rules changes to aid the passing game. I still think that change enabled the NFL's golden age from '81-'95 or so but they had the beginnings of a point.
The homogenization of the playbooks because of free agency had me watching essentially 13 carbon copies with deviance of execution not purpose.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Indiana lurker at February 12, 2023 12:23 PM (3ZVqj)
I was visiting family during one of the rounds of the NFL playoffs. I wasn't going to be a dick and sulk while they watched the games. I enjoy their company, and there was booze to be drunk and food to be eaten (I cooked it) and fun conversations to be had.
But...I will never purchase a ticket or swag or directly support the NFL.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (XIJ/X)
Never understood why people wait until the last minute to buy liquor. The stuff lasts a long time.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12,
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Hurricane will be here in three days
Empty shelves
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:27 PM (QSiA8)
Posted by: The NBA! at February 12, 2023 12:27 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (IJP5r)
Let's not forget Michael Vick's cruel abuse of dogs and that it represents illegal gambling which means organized crime and the possibility of point shaving on NFL games.
Yes, they let Vick play again but Pete Rose is still in the doghouse.
Posted by: Speller at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (eDPLA)
The only thing they love about you is your money.
This is true of every sports league, corporation and institution in the United States. Every.single.one.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM (lc5cP)
According to Lucille Bluth, vodka will start going bad as soon as you crack the seal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (UQUAY)
Never understood why people wait until the last minute to buy liquor. The stuff lasts a long time.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:24 PM
One time I accidentally left a bottle of booze in the car - in winter. The wife remembered. I said I'd get it tomorrow. Wife says aren't you worried it will freeze? I said, "Nah, they intentionally put alcohol in it to keep it from freezing."
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (llON
Be a darn shame if a playa went all Hamlin this afternoon.
Wonder if they would stop the game or like in "Rollerball" just keep going.
Ladies and gentlemen, will you stand please for the playing of our Corporate Hymn...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (NpAcC)
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"So men can beat up their wives then make up"
SNORT!!!!!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (E3FAu)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (IJP5r)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2023 12:21 PM (MoZTd)
You aren't the first!
Seriously, even if you disagree with the word "hate," their behavior toward many of the things I (and presumably you) think are important is functionally identical.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:30 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2023 12:31 PM (OWEKl)
One can quibble over the ferocity of the antipathy the league shows...
I can't see any sober analysis of the league's actions that can deny the antipathy.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)
When? Where?
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM (IJP5r)
Hurricane season is over. It's DUCK SEASON!
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at February 12, 2023 12:31 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Speller at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (pSotA)
Michael Vick went to jail. He paid his debt to society. If you disagree with the sentence then agitate to get the penalties changed.
Pete Rose never went to jail for throwing games.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:31 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:26 PM (XIJ/X)
Well, I haven't purchased tickets or swag to support any pro sports leagues. I have been to a couple of NHL games, as a guest of friends. It's fun, but I am just not passionate about it. Being as I am in AZ, I wouldn't mind going to a baseball Spring Training game, just for shits and grins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:32 PM (tkR6S)
Number of hypodermic needles collected in downtown Portland by the people who clean the streets:
2015 - 9,897
2016 - 16,882
2017 - 27,787
2018 - 38,394
2019 - 42,331
2020 - 65,437
2021 - 146,849
Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: The NBA! at February 12, 2023 12:32 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Tonypete
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it ten million times that the site will lose credibility if you keep exaggerating.
Posted by: Pete Bog
Heh. I'm so old that I visited when you could go into the theater room, pick up a phone and ask the projectionist to play any particular NFL game you could imagine. And, he'd do it (with maybe a suggestion of the next film you like to see). Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2023 12:32 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting
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Could be said of anything.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:32 PM (QSiA8)
We knew a pro athlete in his prime in the US collapsing was going to happen. They have to keep up the fiction that it wasn't that big of a deal because NO believes it was not the clot shot
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:33 PM (lc5cP)
Fuck the Eagles.
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at February 12, 2023 12:33 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:33 PM (QSiA8)
"Valentine's day and the Superbowl are coinciding."
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"So men can beat up their wives then make up"
SNORT!!!!!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 12, 2023 12:29 PM
Make up sex is good, but conjugal visit sex? The best. No chance of the drop in.
Posted by: George CantStandYa at February 12, 2023 12:34 PM (enJYY)
Feb 11
Cold, rainy and windy. Generally quiet in morning. 179th [Inf Rgt] moved through Br 1st Div for a try at Carroceto - supported by tanks. Took town but were forced back by heavy fire.
Heavy arty fire at night through entire sector. Finally quieted about midnight.
Feb 12
Dawned clear but soon clouded over. Bombing on both sides. We lost two heavy bombers. Gerry did little damage. Little change of positions on front.
Big back and forth struggle at the front as the Allies tried to consolidate their salient at "The Factory" as the Germans continued their counterattack.
No cheerleaders seen.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:35 PM (ykeLU)
Yup, I spent a week in Canton and paid to watch the 1983 Cardinals games against Dallas, Philly, and NYG.
"Not a fan."
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Severely conservative sportsball fan at February 12, 2023 12:35 PM (UKe2c)
Number of hypodermic needles collected in downtown Portland by the people who clean the streets:
At some point the elites realized they could do ANYTHING as long as the FNM didn't make a big deal out of it. And...we are seeing the results all over the country in endless ways.
In the old days the media would blame the Democrats for this crap and either a Rudy would win, or perhaps an actual moderate Dem, and reverse this stuff.
But there are no more moderate Dems, and the FNM sees their job as advancing the narrative.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:35 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (vUNbA)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock
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That dog was bad enough...all those feathers, yuck.
Posted by: Joey B at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (QSiA8)
Tell me about it. And...wow is that cheerleader hot.
Posted by: David French at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (lc5cP)
Rock ribbed and magnetically charged for Paolo's pleasure pleasuring Ms Gillberg.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
I feel you. I lived in the Columbus area for 40 years and wasn't a Buckeye's fan.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Indiana lurker at February 12, 2023 12:36 PM (3ZVqj)
Spent my yute diagramming plays on my hand, throwing passes in the street with friends. "Run a curl route to the mailbox and I'll hit you!" "Hail Mary to the birdhouse!! Touchdown!!!!"
Spending 14 hours a day during the summer just playing football with 5 other friends, having the time of my life.
I'm 59 and football (and basketball and baseball and riding bikes and . . . and . . . and . . . ) defined my life, and I'm not going to stop loving it.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (Th+aC)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:33 PM (QSiA
Ever notice how a bottle of a vodka kept in the freezer gets a coating of droplets on the inside of the bottle above the level of the liquid. Would that be pure alcohol? I wonder if one could exploit this phenomenon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (tkR6S)
I believe this is called "perspective."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (XIJ/X)
"He paid his debt to society."
Yes, for cruelty to animals. No, he did not pay a debt for consorting with organized crime and sports gambling.
Posted by: Speller at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Doing my part to advance the narrative at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (UKe2c)
When my father is no longer around, I won't even have TV, much less follow sportsball.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:38 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:38 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2023 12:38 PM (3ImbR)
Not kidding. I have no clue...
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (IJP5r)
I'm not sure either. It doesn't matter anyway. It's two blue cities I'm thankful I don't live in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:39 PM (BdMk6)
National Felons league>>National Battery Association
Posted by: Some Guy at February 12, 2023 12:39 PM (hTWNl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (D25PY)
Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555 · 16h
The idea of alien First Contact getting obliterated by an F-15 because of an international balloon hysteria would be the chef's kiss for this timeline.
OSINTdefender @sentdefender · 19h
Some of the F-22 Pilots who Tracked the Aircraft that was downed over Alaska yesterday said that it “Interfered with their Sensors" and that “They could see No Propulsion Systems on the Aircraft not knowing how it could possibly be staying in the Air”.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (Vwz3I)
The standard line of Portland's defenders is that all American cities are just like Portland - cleaning up nearly 150,000 hypodermic needles downtown every year.
Other people note that the statistics are even more horrible because you don't shoot fentanyl, you smoke it - because you'll probably die if you shoot fentanyl, so fentanyl addicts aren't included in the needle statistics.
Some authorities in Portland are now saying that one of the obligations of citizenship is to carry around Narcan, in case you come across a junkie ODing, which is increasingly likely.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (D25PY)
Underwood's Deviled Ham.
Posted by: Wrong spread? at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 12:41 PM (xhxe8)
Damn shame there is no other level of play then...
How much bullsh*t can safely be put in a milkshake?
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)
For those who predicted, "The Junta will run the play from Watchmen" please collect your winnings
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:09 PM
Also lots of sightings over the Ukraine. Which makes sense if there's any truth to ETs showing most of their interest for military matters.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:41 PM (iKBwy)
I hate Andy Reid and the Chiefs, too. NYC hates Philly. Go Eagles!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 12, 2023 12:42 PM (Eeb9P)
Thanks for self-identifying RINO scum.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:42 PM (D25PY)
Between the clot shot and intentionally allowing fentanyl to come into the US its almost like the left really believes they need to eliminate 90% of the population isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:43 PM (lc5cP)
My father was born in a certain city in Wisconsin, and I'd call him on Sunday nights to chat, and of course discuss how the Packers did.
At some point it dawned on him that I had no idea what was going on in the NFL - I just checked the Packers score before I called him.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:43 PM (1KEI6)
Sure the NFL actively promotes racial supremacists who hope to genocide you off the continent....
but did you see that post pattern on the last play?
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Underwood's Deviled Ham > Spam > Vienna Sausages
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:43 PM (lc5cP)
And the all-female pilot Navy Flyover.
How firsty of them.
As long as they don't have to parallel park the planes afterward.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2023 12:43 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (Vwz3I)
I am skeptical that military pilots use the term "sensors". That's Star Trek techno-babble. And free balloons have no visible propulsion systems because they are unpropelled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (tkR6S)
Mike was mayor of Dayton before I left...
Look Ohio Republicans are not ideologues they are for the most part economic pragmatists and militarists.
Beaver out front should have told you.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (opRGp)
Posted by: safristi at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (qktfm)
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Forced perspective?
Everybody, ART THREAD!!!
https://tinyurl.com/yckncwn2
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:44 PM (iKBwy)
Damn near...no, wait...actually killed 'em!
Posted by: Little Johnny at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (UKe2c)
You smoke it. Ride public transportation in Portland, and you'll find that out real fast.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (1KEI6)
Let's imagine that the "worst" happens. Russia annexes all the parts of Ukraine that voted for the Russian friendly guy in their last mostly free and fair election.
Also he knows those tens of billions of dollars are being paid for in inflation right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:45 PM (lc5cP)
But then, just don't dare complain about whatever degenerate shit the NFL is pushing (i.e. all of it). That's the product you pay for... Not me. When they run a Kill Whitey offense while dancing catamites in drag cheer them on... that's your thing, that you love.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2023 12:46 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 12, 2023 12:46 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: huerfano at February 12, 2023 12:46 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
It'd be a pity if some malefactor were to get some fentanyl-laced counterfeit Narcan into the free-distribution network for drug-plagued cities, I tell you,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (tkR6S)
I'll check on the highlights that are usually on YouTube, updated each quarter.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Woke garbage aside, though, I became disinterested in the Super Bowl when the halftime shows started turning into utter crap.
Posted by: PabloD at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (56oEv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (D25PY)
But then the Russians will just blitz to the English Channel!
The Domino Theory lives!
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (ykeLU)
National anthem will be sung by country music star Chris Stapleton
America the Beautiful will be song by Babyface
Unfortunately, they will also be singing the black national anthem sung by Sheryl Lee Ralph
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
I'd rather have the thrill of just standing their watching them die.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)
I would like to have seen Montana...
Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)
The 80s were the apex of pro football, free agency and the activism that Bill Walsh and DeBartolo introduced into the league led to its downfall.
In that sense it is almost biblical.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (Lzpvj)
The Domino Theory lives!
Posted by: The Media!
It's a slippery slope!!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)
I was going to move there, find round American woman. Raise rabbits...
Posted by: Vasili Borodin at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (guGkK)
According to Lucille Bluth, vodka will start going bad as soon as you crack the seal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
How bad can it get?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:47 PM (bs+z0)
I would like to have seen Montana...
Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (UKe2c)
Met him a couple of times because his Daughter attended the Catholic HS I worked at... Genuinely nice guy
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (bs+z0)
No need - just periodically distribute 100% pure fentanyl.
That happened a while ago on the West Side of Chicago, and about ten people died before word got out that it was uncut fentanyl.
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (QSiA8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (JbZEe)
Posted by: That guy that claimed demons sang Rihanna songs to him in hell at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (lc5cP)
https://youtu.be/taUXH6im9-E
Super Bowl 16
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (Lzpvj)
But then, just don't dare complain about whatever degenerate shit the NFL is pushing (i.e. all of it). That's the product you pay for... Not me. When they run a Kill Whitey offense while dancing catamites in drag cheer them on... that's your thing, that you love.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2023 12:46 PM (oINRc)
A bit like railing against abortion but donating money every year to Planned Parenthood for the tax deduction.
Posted by: But but but...tax deduction! at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (UKe2c)
I hate Andy Reid and the Chiefs, too. NYC hates Philly. Go Eagles!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC
Agreed. I watch golf and racing these days.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (sAmhv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)
Does anybody really know?
Posted by: Jumanji Jackson Brown at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2023 12:51 PM (UW/qx)
DeBartolo was the mob guy right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:51 PM (lc5cP)
https://tinyurl.com/2xjvmbce
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 12:30 PM (Vwz3I)
Holy bargfargling crap, the stupid is strong in that one!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 12, 2023 12:51 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I'm not much of a sports fan at all - any team, any sport.
But, I am a good conversationalist when visiting with a true fan. They'll carry the entire conversation with just a few "Uhhuhs" or "Yeah!" added in by yours truly at the appropriate moment.
"Hey! How about those *Indians, Flyers, Gators, 'Tide, Ducks, Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, etc.* last night?
I know, wow, what a game!
"I couldn't believe Smith broke the 3 time record for cheek pinching. That's way above Schmuckatelli's RBIs back in the 70's!!!"
Right!
And on it goes. At the end of the conversation, we both leave happy and satisfied. We found a new buddy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2023 12:51 PM (qoGsy)
watch FNC and pay for cable.
Stupidity is not a trait of just the left.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:52 PM (D25PY)
The slight problem, which the authorities downplay, is that if you give Narcan on an ODing addict, you will immediately ruin the best high of their life, and the response of the addict will be generally to try and punch you out.
Posted by: The Media! at February 12, 2023 12:52 PM (1KEI6)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:52 PM (ykeLU)
Dammit, where's Chris Brown when you REALLY
need him?
Posted by: I mean, at February 12, 2023 12:52 PM (UKe2c)
In that sense it is almost biblical.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Free agency destroyed the charm of "our team". Pro sports is nothing but bookie fodder now.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:52 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (AmoqO)
He's owned by Satan now.
His song "When the Stars Come Out" makes reference to it, because they're all required to do that. I'm guessing he's got the one-eye photos in the magazines, too, by now. And the butterflies, duality, checkerboard patterns, and probably the Baphomets in his videos too.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:35 PM (ykeLU)
32 years ago today my team and I at the VII Corps artillery submitted 23 targets for the night's artillery raid. We developed about 60 more for the next ATO.
I had a chicken thing MRE for dinner.
Muldoon, tremendous respect for your dad. He had it far worse than we did.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (anj39)
Ever ask your Dad what's the scaredest he'd ever been?
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (QSiA8)
Posted by: Charles Martel at February 12, 2023 12:54 PM (VBKyf)
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)
I don't follow them, I don't talk about them, in person or on social media.
So they can't love my money, because they will never again get any of it
Posted by: Greg the Class Traitor at February 12, 2023 12:54 PM (VXwSc)
It's fucking BLM all the way down, and the minority white players are complicit participants.
I don't even know who is playing New England, and I only know it's NE because we have so many Massholes living in our snowbird community, and they've been nasally gabbing about it.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 12, 2023 12:55 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Jumanji Jackson Brown at February 12, 2023 12:50 PM (guGkK)
Only its bikini waxer knows for sure.
Posted by: Wax my girl testicles, bigot! at February 12, 2023 12:55 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2023 12:55 PM (sLy0T)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 12:55 PM (D25PY)
https://tinyurl.com/4yctp34f
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2023 12:56 PM (NpAcC)
One of the good things about the recent trend of women to wear super tight leggings. You can in fact see that the woman in question was born with female parts.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 12, 2023 12:57 PM (Snrdd)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
Bwahahahaha!!!!!
As if these dudes think I'm ever going to go to Portland again!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 12:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2023 12:59 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: In Summary at February 12, 2023 01:00 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
So the Walter White Option is off the table in Portland then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:00 PM (guGkK)
They paid Pete to do it, but are still allowed in the Hall of Fame.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 01:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Now do the obligation of citizenship to legally carry a firearm, in case you come across a violent crime, which is increasingly likely.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2023 01:01 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: In Summary at February 12, 2023 01:00 PM (wrJpE)
Hypodeemic nerdles?
I'm thinking you're under the affluence of incohol.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 01:03 PM (IJP5r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlG3EL3CqMk&t=213s
Let the payoffs begin.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:03 PM (D25PY)
PPY
IRTHDAY!
Get that shit to Quantico, stat!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 01:03 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
"How many briefcases will it take to thwart your voters?"
//Fauci Industries
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 01:04 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:57 PM (lc5cP)
Camel Toe >> Moose Knuckle
Posted by: Javems at February 12, 2023 01:05 PM (AmoqO)
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Friends told me there was an online sitcom about British geeks working in a corporation's IT department where one of the geeks hired someone to teach him how to fake his way through a sports 'football' conversation with normals. So, good idea.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:05 PM (Vwz3I)
For those who predicted, "The Junta will run the play from Watchmen" please collect your winnings
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:09 PM
Also lots of sightings over the Ukraine. Which makes sense if there's any truth to ETs showing most of their interest for military matters.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 12:41 PM (iKBwy)
If it really IS sentient natural beings from other worlds, then how do we know this isn't their version of ogling car and trainwrecks?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:06 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 01:06 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (njExo)
Posted by: IrishEi
"Often referred to as "The Black National Anthem," Lift Every Voice and Sing was a hymn written as a poem by NAACP leader James Weldon Johnson in 1900. His brother, John Rosamond Johnson (1873-1954), composed the music for the lyrics. A choir of 500 schoolchildren at the segregated Stanton School, where James Weldon Johnson was principal, first performed the song in public in Jacksonville, Florida to celebrate President Abraham Lincoln's birthday."
Let them play it. 80 percent of the players are black, so as long as they also play the National Anthem, what's the harm?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (Th+aC)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yikes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (Th+aC)
I demand to hear the Puerto Rican National Anthem then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
As someone above stated that's likely to get your ass kicked. Mrs Chairborne and I used to be volunteer first responders and we carried Narcan but were warned about violent responses if we used it. As far as I was concerned, why in the fuck would I want to help someone like that. Fuck them.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (1Kt+g)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (Wxlzw)
So, fuck 'em.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:10 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:10 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 12, 2023 01:10 PM (d9Cw3)
The NFL didn’t purposefully misconstrue a garage door pull into a noose.
So I will watch the Super Bowl tonight, and the sanctimonious CBD can Kiss My Ass (KMA).
Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Cd3pk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 12, 2023 01:11 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:12 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:10 PM (Vwz3I)
I think that since he's in this position of moral authority he should also use it to insist that everyone go back to using Ceylon for Sri Lanka.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (guGkK)
They're saving that for baseball.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:12 PM (BdMk6)
Because the country they live in isn't named Blackland?
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 01:13 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:53 PM (QSiA
They are a great snack, and need no refrigeration. Can be expensive in some areas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:13 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2023 12:40 PM (1KEI6)
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I'd carry an empty syringe and shoot them full of air to help.... send them to the afterlife.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (Wxlzw)
Being a good Coug from Washington State, and a Gardner Minshew fan, I agree.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (anj39)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 8 minutes
NEW - Uruguayan Air Force is investigating a sighting of "flashing lights in the sky" over Termas de Almirón.
https://fau.mil.uy/es/articulos/
438-comunicado-n-1-2023.html
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (ssESX)
One of the good things about the recent trend of women to wear super tight leggings. You can in fact see that the woman in question was born with female parts.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:57 PM (lc5cP)
Certainly can't tell from Pic#2
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: It's me donna
Love the guy and always rooted for him as a young Sharkman, despite hating the SF 49ers. I shouldn't have read the long story ESPN did on him last week. He's apparently a very bitter asshole who has to be talked down from black moods by his long-suffering wife very frequently. Probably as a result of having his head bounced off the turf too many times. I felt sorry for him, but mostly for his wife.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (Th+aC)
So that is a little extreme, but details! Go Dawgs!
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Cd3pk)
__________
Will that be before or after you pull Sundance's dick out of your mouth?
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (wNDOJ)
There is a conspiracy theory, I forget who came up with it, that the globalists will create a bunch of manmade natural disasters, including earthquakes, before pretending aliens are contacting the earth and telling us we need a one world government.
Obviously, its kind of silly. And I do wonder if the deep state makes sure these sort of conspiracy theories get media attention to distract from the real "conspiracy theories".
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (lc5cP)
https://youtu.be/AJtlb9rOC5Y
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Senator Uncle Festerman at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (Wxlzw)
John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid
JUST SAW MILITARY FIGHTER JETS IN FINGER-FOUR FORMATION FLY OVER GARY INDIANA
THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY TO LAKE MICHIGAN WHERE THE USA JUST CLOSED AIRSPACE
WTF GOING ON
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: BignJames
******
Interesting question. I never once had a conversation with him about the war. He was my Boy Scout leader, so we talked abut knots and tents and fire starting techniques. And he tried teaching me to fly fish, but I didn't have the knack. We talked about wood working and his apple orchard, and keeping my elbows off the table during meals. but never the war.
His WWII diary only came to my attention after his death in 2003.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
For those who predicted, "The Junta will run the play from Watchmen" please collect your winnings
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:09 PM (lc5cP)
>>> 256 Oh, oh.
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 8 minutes
NEW - Uruguayan Air Force is investigating a sighting of "flashing lights in the sky" over Termas de Almirón.
https://fau.mil.uy/es/articulos/
438-comunicado-n-1-2023.html
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:14 PM (Vwz3I)
Shouldn't the psycho idiots have waited until *next* year for the next total solar eclipse over the US?
I suppose I should see if there will be one that passes over Moscow, or the Vatican or maybe Beijing this year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (llON8)
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And Burma!!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (tA1/w)
I demand to hear the Puerto Rican National Anthem then.
Posted by: Cicero
I agree, as soon as 96% of the NFL players are Puerto Rican they should get right on that demand.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 12, 2023 01:18 PM (q71KS)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:18 PM (WoIMU)
Reuters
Airspace over Lake Michigan restricted due to national defense
Its the Ozymandias play
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)
Burma, Sri Lanka
Tomato To-mah-to
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (guGkK)
I'm not saying it's an alien invasion, but it might be time to brush up on ones Klingon. Or Vulcan.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (enJYY)
There is a conspiracy theory, I forget who came up with it, that the globalists will create a bunch of manmade natural disasters, including earthquakes, before pretending aliens are contacting the earth and telling us we need a one world government.
Obviously, its kind of silly. And I do wonder if the deep state makes sure these sort of conspiracy theories get media attention to distract from the real "conspiracy theories".
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:15 PM (lc5cP)
Because straight-up murdering thousands if not millions of people proves how much you care about them not to mention how peaceful you are.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (llON8)
It's horribly offensive that some folks want to tell me what I think and feel and support and fund without asking me.
And all y'all who spend money sending your kids to college? Or even allow your children into public schools.
Well. Huh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (17s+e)
They'd prefer to hit a city not full of lefties (remember what Michael Moore said about 9/11)
So...what are they going to do?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Might Makes Reich at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Cd3pk)
Your assignment for this evening is to check that cheerleader for tuckage. Happy groping!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:20 PM (ykeLU)
I'm not saying it's an alien invasion, but it might be time to brush up on ones Klingon. Or Vulcan.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
I want one of those Kilngon phasers that actually looks like a gun and not a flip phone.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:07 PM (Th+aC)
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The harm is that it further divides us. We are one country with one national anthem.
I believe that we had made great strides in this country wrt race, but that progress was reversed beginning with Obama.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (3ImbR)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1 minute
UPDATE - NOTAM over Lake Michigan has been called off.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (ssESX)
I feel cheated.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM
They ain't gettin' my maple syrup !
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (T4tVD)
WTF GOING ON
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (Vwz3I)
Sleepy Joe lookin' all presidential 'n shit!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: PabloD at February 12, 2023 01:22 PM (56oEv)
Posted by: Cicero
Pretty sure it wasn't written and first played to celebrate Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:22 PM (Th+aC)
WTF GOING ON
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Probably think the SB is in Green Bay.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (q71KS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (U2p+3)
His WWII diary only came to my attention after his death in 2003.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
I was a child of the fifties. My dad didn't talk about the war except in general terms. The only time he talked specifically of his experiences was one day shortly after I came back from Vietnam. But it was only that one day.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (Vwz3I)
That is a good point - people look for patterns and find them where there are none.
I think though the answer to this is the globalists are good at taking advantage of situations as they arise due to their control/alliances with the FNM, the American government, and American corporations.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: It's me donna
Oh say can you see
if that cop's a honk eee
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)
Burma, Sri Lanka
Tomato To-mah-to
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (guGkK)
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Ah the Burmese culture and language of... Myanmar.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: PabloD at February 12, 2023 01:22 PM (56oEv)
Ummmmmmm.....No.
Posted by: Al Sharpton, Race Warlord at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (R/m4+)
Conspiracy Theorists: 46
Big Government: 0
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
~~~~~
I always enjoyed reading the excerpts you posted. You are very fortunate to have that.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (3ImbR)
All I need is the Chiefs to have a 6 in the last digit of the Eagles to have a 0 and I can win lots and lots of $$$.
In a $500 a box pool that awards $1,000 with every score change. with the final score getting what is left over.
So screw the NFL, the advertisers will not get a dime from me, just give me the numbers!!! LOL LOL LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 12, 2023 01:24 PM (fe7in)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2023 01:25 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:06 PM (llON
Larry Niven had a short story called War Movie where it turns out that aliens arrived just in time for WWII and did a documentary with the equipment they had on hand and made a fortune off the "intraplanetary war ending in TWO nukes" and got so excited they borrowed money to set up equipment for the next one
Unfortunately that much money got attention and all the other intergalactics showed up to trade, and then all the Earthlings had such a good thing going they didn't want to upset the applecart, since every time a state got salty, all the aliens vamoosed
The story is told by a drunk alien complaining he was going back home bankrupt, and the Human worrying that someone might buy all the equipment in place and try provoking a war to make good on the cost of the equipment
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:25 PM (xhaym)
Airspace over Lake Michigan restricted due to national defense
Its the Ozymandias play
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 01:19 PM (lc5cP)
I thought they called that the Wildcat?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:25 PM (anj39)
I suppose I should see if there will be one that passes over Moscow, or the Vatican or maybe Beijing this year.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:17 PM (llON
I am more worried that it is going to be another "summer of the shark" like in 2001
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Moosie Drier at February 12, 2023 01:26 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: PabloD at February 12, 2023 01:26 PM (56oEv)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 12, 2023 01:26 PM (w3DYt)
The NFL didn’t purposefully misconstrue a garage door pull into a noose.
So I will watch the Super Bowl tonight, and the sanctimonious CBD can Kiss My Ass (KMA).
Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 12, 2023 01:11 PM (Cd3pk)
This is an astoundingly stupid take. Your argument is mindless...simply taking an egregious example from another sport and extrapolating to all other sports except for your favorite one...the NFL. Is it those tight pants that turn you on? The the ass-slapping?
Have you considered holding off on commenting until you graduate from middle school? Reading comprehension is an important thing, and having some grasp of the facts that impact your argument might be very useful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:27 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:27 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
My Dad was too young for WWII...he did Korea and VN. We were sharing a drink and chatting one evening and I asked him, I don't know why. My experience w/most combat vets is that they don't talk much about it. Anyway...he crewed on a C130 and flew relief supplies into Khe Sahn and had a VC rocket take the left wing off on touchdown...said he got a little puckered.
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 01:27 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:09 PM (guGkK)
I woke up this morning humming the Colombian national anthem.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2023 01:28 PM (XF9Gj)
I believe that we had made great strides in this country wrt race, but that progress was reversed beginning with Obama.
Posted by: IrishEi
The United States has always been very divided, since 1776. As long as they play the National Anthem, they can play other music as well. Nobody thinks Lift Every Voice and Sing is a replacement for the NA. It's just a bone thrown to the 80 percent black players. And, as I previously mentioned, it was written and performed to commemorate the first Republican president, who freed the slaves, Lincoln. Perhaps this is a good opportunity to educate the populace about who really freed the slaves, rather than just complaining about a song.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:28 PM (Th+aC)
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Sequels all suck!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:28 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Nova Local at February 12, 2023 01:29 PM (exHjb)
@bdomenech 2m
Never trust anyone who hates football.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2023 01:28 PM (XF9Gj)
Don't hate it, just do not care to watch it any more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 01:29 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (T4tVD)
Against my better judgement I ordered a smoked Old Fashioned with maple syrup at a bar in NYC.
It was quite good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (XIJ/X)
Just another commie making money off rubes, just like Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (Th+aC)
Never trust anyone who hates football.
He only watches football to stay far away from his fat wife.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
I was a child of the fifties. My dad didn't talk about the war except in general terms. The only time he talked specifically of his experiences was one day shortly after I came back from Vietnam. But it was only that one day.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:23 PM (BdMk6)
***
On the day I was commissioned, the 'ol man came up to me, looked me in the eye, and said, "Remember, the job of a 2nd Lieutenant is to show his troops how to die."
Damm! I'm thinking that's harsh.
But he was talking about leadership. Lead from the front.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (anj39)
Camel Toe >> Moose Knuckle
Posted by: Javems
----------------------------------------
Grocery shopping ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (QSiA8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (CsVWE)
He only watches football to stay far away from his fat wife.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (D25PY)
He's quite the porker himself
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (bs+z0)
🚨#BREAKING: Eyewitness are reporting that military jets flying in formation over Gary, Indiana, heading towards Lake Michigan as the Temporary restrictions Airspace above Lake Michigan have been cancelled
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (Vwz3I)
And GO EAGLES!!!
Posted by: Nova Local at February 12, 2023 01:29 PM (exHjb)
That's fine. I can't dictate (nor would I want to) what other people do with their leisure time and money.
This is my opinion of the NFL. Not the received wisdom of the ancients.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (XIJ/X)
We ought to have a class on Harrison Bergeron, I think some people need reminded that the "failure" of education is only a failure if you think fostering excellence is the educrat's goal.
The ability to look at things dispassionately and critically is evaporating, and the people remaining who can do so are ostracized for the ability.
Let them have their spare anthem, let them do this let them do that. Sure why not, rather than one nation of many people we now have many nations larping as one people.
I don't know where all this is leading, but I am willing to bet it is nowhere good and since I do not want to be a downer I am going to keep setting up my rebuilt PC and maybe gaming or praying.
God bless and keep you CBD, and a happy Sunday to the horde.
Posted by: sven at February 12, 2023 01:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2023 01:32 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Cicero
And the Midget National Anthem.
Don't worry, it's a short one.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 01:32 PM (iKBwy)
"Ram reveals its all-electric Ram 1500, opens online reservations, in "Premature Electrification" Big Game commercial"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:31 PM (Vwz3I)
Well, any time you are near Gary, you have to have a wingman and a buddy watching your six.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 01:28 PM (Th+aC)
Excellent point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (XIJ/X)
~~~~~
That may be why it was written, but it's not why it's being sung.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Cicero
And the Midget National Anthem.
Don't worry, it's a short one.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 01:32 PM (iKBwy)
What about the KEEEV anthem???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (llON8)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 01:21 PM (T4tVD)
Against my better judgement I ordered a smoked Old Fashioned with maple syrup at a bar in NYC.
It was quite good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (XIJ/X)
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Glad you managed to get there and back without being attacked at an underground/subway station!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (ssESX)
Baseball is best played in a group of guys who get along and decide to knock the ball around in an open area to get out under the sky in the sun
Soccer is best played on a side street using piles of jackets and backpacks as goalposts with occasional breaks because cars are driving through.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (xhaym)
Anybody in Michigan see any little green men?
Posted by: James at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (SQyzz)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:27 PM (xhaym)
That was derived from a Columbian marching piece. The tempo was quickstep.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 12:33 PM (QSiA
Ever notice how a bottle of a vodka kept in the freezer gets a coating of droplets on the inside of the bottle above the level of the liquid. Would that be pure alcohol? I wonder if one could exploit this phenomenon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (tkR6S)
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1. The surface tension of ethanol is much lower than water and it will wet the glass quite well and run down. If you make some froth in water and add alcohol it will quickly 'pop the bubbles'.
2. Assuming it was alcohol, it would take a lot more energy (probably) and a long time to get enough to do anything with.
Posted by: Ciampino - di-isocampheylborane at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (qfLjt)
If you wanna watch it, do so without regret.
As for myself, I've grown tired of investing time and mental energy into watching black men play with a ball. But my disenchantment doesn't have to be your disenchantment.
Live free and enjoy the things you enjoy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (ssESX)
There isn't a chance in hell that I would take the subway. I drove, had a knife in my pocket, and seriously considered breaking about 10 laws and carrying...but the theater had metal detectors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (XIJ/X)
https://tinyurl.com/3wa6tb76
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (Vwz3I)
ok that's funny.
(and *not* a trap!)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (llON8)
youtube.com/watch?v=WaWGVSqMr04
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (SYTee)
TMZ had on the spot video when he wasn't planning to be on camera...
(hope I did this preview thing right - if not, go to TMZ)...
preview.tinyurl.com/mraykrty
Posted by: Nova Local at February 12, 2023 01:37 PM (exHjb)
I like that. Nice touch. Good guy.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 01:37 PM (IJP5r)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 12, 2023 01:33 PM (BySB9)
Will the advent of electric trucks open new vistas for the prostitution industry? Instead of Lot Lizards, we'll have Charge-site Chippies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:37 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at February 12, 2023 01:38 PM (8fxF+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (u73oe)
FUN FACT: Little Michael Jackson came from Gary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:38 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 01:38 PM (Zqeqr)
I would guess that is the vapor portion condensing on the cold glass. And I'll bet it is more concentrated than the solution.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 01:36 PM (u73oe)
FUN FACT: Little Michael Jackson came from Gary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:38 PM (guGkK)
Now I have that stupid song as an ear worm.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (Wxlzw)
Yes; He was in a video talking about his faith. Steven Crowder had it on his site.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (D+F6R)
Not kidding. I have no clue...
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 12:28 PM (IJP5r)
I'm not sure either. It doesn't matter anyway. It's two blue cities I'm thankful I don't live in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 12:39 PM (BdMk6)
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Do we have any Red Cities, and I mean cities 1 million or more?
Posted by: Ciampino - define a city at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:37 PM (tkR6S)
A lot longer to charge a truck than fill up a diesel truck.
Hmmm, you could have all sorts of industries pop up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:40 PM (ssESX)
No balloon sightings either.
Hear there's some sorta' sportsball thing going on somewhere.
Anyway...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2023 01:40 PM (Q4IgG)
Live free and enjoy the things you enjoy."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Very well put, and an important point.
Where the hell were you when I was writing this?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:40 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
There are, and more than most pro sports. What the TV people don't show you is the kneeling prayers and camaraderie between the opposing players on the field after almost every game.
Just like they don't show most games' National Anthems any more. Just like they don't show the college marching bands' halftime shows any more. Just like they don't show the cheerleaders' routines any more.
You only see the Woke, because they only show you the Woke.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2023 01:41 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:39 PM (anj39)
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If it’s any consolation, I do too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2023 01:41 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2023 01:41 PM (Xq6kr)
Do we have any Red Cities, and I mean cities 1 million or more?
Posted by: Camping
Well, I haven't looked at the data but I'd guess the actual city of Miami probably votes red.
Miami dade county actually went red in 2020.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 01:43 PM (IJP5r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:37 PM (tkR6S)
Without looking at the phase diagrams, I would guess that is water preferentially subliming from the ethanol/water liquid phase mixture, then freezing again above the ethanol/water liquid phase mixture.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:43 PM (PyOKD)
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Used to be obliged to watch the Lions on Thanksgiving, gave that up to play Euchre and actually talk to my family.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2023 01:43 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Johnny Ringo at February 12, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)
There, I fixed that summary sentence for you!
Posted by: Fred at February 12, 2023 01:44 PM (2PVXF)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (xhaym)
Hahaha yep I used to ref for a Euro guy who ran a league here...he used to bitch all the time about how horrible the fields were in his home country with broken glass and dog shit all over them. Couldn't believe American parents whined about the fields here.
Yet he hated Trump and kept voting to turn his new nice country into his home shithole. But he paid me a good bit of cash so I just milked it until it sucked too much.
Posted by: NC Ref at February 12, 2023 01:45 PM (w3DYt)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2023 01:34 PM (BdMk6)
the Colombian Presidential Guard Band wear pickelhaubes, have trouble marching and are issued Galils.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:45 PM (xhaym)
From time to time I find myself humming it. It's a powerful tune.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:45 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: BignJames
*********
Understandably.
I might have gotten a little UN-puckered, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
is to go with the team with the best QB.
So, that would be Tom Brady for his 8th Superbowl ring.
Congratulations Tom...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2023 01:40 PM (XIJ/X)
Probably worshipping amongst undercover FBI agents.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 01:47 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 12, 2023 01:47 PM (24fqN)
Do we have any Red Cities, and I mean cities 1 million or more?
Posted by: Camping
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Given the largest blue cities are filled with large numbers of people stuck below the poverty line and on welfare, along with teeming multitudes of people who arrived looking for handouts, I'm glad the majority of red cities don't invite that.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:47 PM (ssESX)
A joy compared to 'Fly Eagles Fly.'
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:46 PM (Wxlzw)
How about Fly Like an Eagle?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:48 PM (PyOKD)
And I do everything I can to make sure I don't buy any "official sponsor" gear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
How's everyone this SuperBowl Sunday
I hear the FAA shut the airspace over the Great Lakes?
WTF is going on in America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:48 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2023 01:49 PM (4IUUf)
Two questions, though:
1. Is this still the peak shameful violence against wymyn day?
2. What happens to you if you're in the stadium and sing "Dixie" after the Black National Anthem?
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2023 01:49 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2023 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Camping
Ft.Worth is probably the largest.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Not even a Kansas City Chiefs Personal Massager?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:50 PM (guGkK)
NEW - Israeli rescue team leaves Turkey over security fears
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:50 PM (Vwz3I)
It's all a rip-off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 01:38 PM (Zqeqr)
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: The cynical creed at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2023 01:49 PM (4IUUf)
This.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2023 01:49 PM (4IUUf)
There's a mute button on my remote.
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (Irn0L)
I have never watched a SB. I don't have a TV that works and I don't really want to see an ad on "Jesus gets us" a woke TV ad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: Lesbians, statistically at February 12, 2023 12:07 PM (lc5cP)
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Is that the same as Lesbians, stochastically?
Posted by: Ciampino -- this requires application of Logic at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (qfLjt)
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Just over northern L. Michigan; and it's now been called off.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:52 PM (Vwz3I)
International Patriotic Soviet Wymyn's Day is March 8.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 01:52 PM (ssESX)
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Then you'll have to look away.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:52 PM (Vwz3I)
WTF is going on in America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:48 PM (Irn0L)
South of town there are a bunch of fields that had been in grass seed forever, and one summer they started irrigating them. You don't irrigate ryegrass because it doesn't need it, it is supposed to go brown for harvest when it is mature.
I asked a local farmer and he told me that the owners were going to sell it to a nursery, and by irrigating it all summer they proved to the buyer they had full water rights.
FAA is proving it can do what it wants, just like your governor proved emergency powers allows the government to control all elements of your life.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (Irn0L)
After that business with the footbridge in Florida one would think that they'd have second thoughts about letting female pilots fly fighter planes over a stadium filled with innocent people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Water polo is best played in an alligator-infested pond in South Florida.
(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (ykeLU)
What Horseshit. Just use qualified Pilots and leave it at that. Diversity Horseshit is ruining the Military and driving down moral
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (WoIMU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (D+F6R)
I don't like those ads.
At all.
To me it is lazy thinking. Oh! He gets us!
OK then. Pass me a beer. It's all good!
The better question is do we get Jesus?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (Irn0L)
It'd be a pisscutter, wouldn't it, if they got lost, and had to stop and ask a man for directions to the stadium?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (tkR6S)
SEN. SCHUMER: "We got enormous intelligence information from surveilling the [Chinese] balloon as it went over the U.S."
REPORTER: "Didn’t get the Chinese get enormous intelligence as well?"
SEN. SCHUMER: "Well, they could've been getting it anyway."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 01:55 PM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 12, 2023 01:55 PM (w3DYt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:51 PM (Irn0L)
Congratulations, ladies. You are now doing what men have been doing for literally hundreds of years.
/s
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:55 PM (PyOKD)
They are not really doing that black nat anthem shit again are they?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:55 PM (Irn0L)
PS
1. As if y’all are really worried about what I think, right?
2. I probably will tell you what to do with food and working out. I can’t help it. I am sorry. I try. I swear.
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 01:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (ykeLU)
Water polo was developed to force preppies to drown each other, it has no other positive features.
Actually no, I have no idea. I think sports are best played for fun. If we are supposed to have stadium events with massive cheering crowds I think we should bring back chariot racing.
NIKA! NIKA! NIKA!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2023 01:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Water polo is best played in an alligator-infested pond in South Florida.
(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (ykeLU)
Snark is best played on a Chicago street corner while dodging bullets of diversity and equity.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 12:08 PM (ykeLU)
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It was taken as a Chinese luftbalon and hit with an AIM from an F-22.
Posted by: Ciampino - this requires application of Logic at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (WoIMU)
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That certainly would be the cherry on top of the colossal mess this country has put up with.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (Xq6kr)
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Then you'll have to look away.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:52 PM (Vwz3I)
If you sing "Dixie" at today's game, that cheerleader in the second pic will think it's all about "her".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Irn0L)
A few months ago the CEO of Delta announced that sex and skin color would be primary factors in deciding who got a pilot's seat at the airline from now on.
Do with that information what you will and when flying Delta, always sit near the back of the plane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (guGkK)
Water polo is best played in an alligator-infested pond in South Florida.
(Am I doing this right?)
Some of our players (and coaches) frustrated with all the covid pool closures organized wp practice games in the canal behind one of the players home.
Now, they do have alligators and an occasional crocodile swimming in there. Not to mention the fungus and bacteria.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (IJP5r)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 01:57 PM (Jg7EG)
Yum.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 01:58 PM (PyOKD)
Asking for friend that thinks it would be the most racist and evil thing to ever do.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 12, 2023 01:58 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (WoIMU)
So qualification criteria get adjusted to fit the Current Fad. They got us coming and going.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (U2p+3)
BUT I sincerely hope Jewells enjoys the game for her sake. It's been a long time since KC was in the Super Bowl.
Posted by: JTB at February 12, 2023 02:00 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 02:00 PM (xhxe8)
"Lift Every Voice and Sing" is a hymn written by a man who was a musician and church musician-James Weldon Johnson (1873-1954) I bet the Program won't include the third stanza:
God of our weary years,
God of Our silent tears,
Thou who has brought us thus
Far on the way;
Thou who has by thy Might,
Led us into the light,
Keep us Forever in the path, we pray
Lest our feet
Stray from the places, our God, where we met Thee,
Least our hearts,
drunk with the wine of The world, we forget thee,
Shadowed beneath the Hand,
May we forever stand,
True to our God,
True to our native land
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 02:00 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (WoIMU)
A wholesome alternative to be sure. And hole-some for the targets, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 02:01 PM (tkR6S)
I have a better idea. Don't set foot anywhere near one of their aircraft.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2023 02:01 PM (Xrfse)
So qualification criteria get adjusted to fit the Current Fad. They got us coming and going.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at February 12, 2023 01:59 PM (24fqN)
There'll be a tranny soon...count on it.
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 02:01 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Lola at February 12, 2023 02:01 PM (Wxlzw)
Enjoy your blessings this weekend.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2023 02:01 PM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2023 02:02 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (WoIMU)
Afterwards, the aliens were heard talking as they walked back to their ship:
"I told you Qzrntzz, these guys are idiots! Pay up. You owe me 20 DIXCKLQOs."
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 02:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:17 PM (lc5cP)
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You got to look under the ass' tail.
Posted by: Ciampino --- this requires application of Logic at February 12, 2023 02:03 PM (qfLjt)
That's my plan. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2023 02:03 PM (Xrfse)
"7 Problems with the He Gets Us campaign
https://tinyurl.com/He-gets-us
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2023 02:03 PM (ykeLU)
Then sing
King Tut
buried in his jammies
King Tut
never won a Grammy
Born in Arizona
then he moved to babylonia
King tut.
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 02:05 PM (T4tVD)
Damm! I'm thinking that's harsh.
But he was talking about leadership. Lead from the front.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 01:30 PM (anj39)
That is harsh, but it is also true and I always believed it to the bottom of my heart. It is also why I have so much disdain for Lefties who are constantly lecturing us on their "values". I always want Leftie Corporate Execs or University Professors to lead by example and turn their jobs over to some more deserving POC or transgender freak or whatever the flavor of the month is. Of course they won't because they are all a disgrace to the human race.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 12, 2023 02:07 PM (1Kt+g)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 12, 2023 02:09 PM (516e+)
Posted by: Holy Crap at February 12, 2023 02:10 PM (glGDV)
SEN. SCHUMER: "We got enormous intelligence information from surveilling the [Chinese] balloon as it went over the U.S."
REPORTER: "Didn’t get the Chinese get enormous intelligence as well?"
SEN. SCHUMER: "Well, they could've been getting it anyway."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 12, 2023 01:54 PM (Vwz3I)
"Tell me what you've learned, Johnson!"
"Well, sir, it's a balloon. It may be under it's own power, but maybe not. It is the size of three buses."
"Buses? What, like school buses or one of those electrical city buses? And does that include the balloon itself?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 02:11 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2023 02:12 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: Djladysmith at February 12, 2023 02:14 PM (LFNWw)
Posted by: Ron at February 12, 2023 02:14 PM (AtKtr)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2023 02:15 PM (ssESX)
But I regret missing the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction."
I think I saw a replay on the Intertubes where she was wearing a pasty over her nipple.
So I kinda doubted it was an accident.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 12, 2023 02:18 PM (TXFi7)
Crumbling infrastructure in America worsens in condition and corporate malfeasance goes unchecked as the Government continues to send money to Ukraine as its top priority. 🤡
Posted by: Glowie at February 12, 2023 02:21 PM (sqqpJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Th+aC)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2023 02:39 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2023 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
That's part of the halftime show. But surprise! The woman is a dude and the dude is a chick on roids!! Brave!
Posted by: Just Sayin at February 12, 2023 02:50 PM (IwwOi)
Posted by: RobertM at February 12, 2023 02:52 PM (+/lOf)
Posted by: Paul at February 12, 2023 02:58 PM (DO7/M)
Sharkman,
The documentary on the Shroud of Turin was mind-blowing. That thing is a 3-D map.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2023 03:00 PM (VDbGO)
Black National Anthem? uh.. no... tired of them dividing us, won't support.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2023 03:04 PM (oHd/0)
The following season they started kneeling. And then they doubled down the season after that.
Fuck them. Never again. Not even another minute.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 12, 2023 03:10 PM (TU8Tj)
Also, fuck y'all, GO EAGLES
Also also maybe a little hammered already
Posted by: JBirks at February 12, 2023 03:13 PM (5f5L5)
When they decided to shit on the flag and piss on the Anthem.
So f you right back. You're part of the problem.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 12, 2023 03:16 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Eckertblues at February 12, 2023 03:25 PM (+ezMB)
Football hates you. The NFL hates you. CBD was not kidding. They hate everything you believe in and stand for and show it almost every game. Stop slurping up the vomit they pour out of the screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2023 03:35 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Theodore at February 12, 2023 04:09 PM (pGonq)
they are all a disgrace to the human race.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 12, 2023 02:07 PM (1Kt+g)
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My Boomerang won't come back!
Posted by: Ciampino -- stochastic snowfalls at February 12, 2023 04:33 PM (qfLjt)
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