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FBI: Our Bad on Declaring that Catholics Are Natural-Born Terrorists and Ripe for Recruitment by White Supremacists

Boy, I gotta tell you, I didn't realize that weaponizing the FBI against a major religion was frowned upon here. Was that wrong?


The FBI says it is retracting a leaked document published on the internet Feb. 8 that appears to reveal that the bureau's Richmond division launched an investigation into "radical traditionalist" Catholics and their possible ties to "the far-right white nationalist movement."

In response to an inquiry from CNA, the FBI said it will remove the document because "it does not meet our exacting standards."

The document, which was published on the website UncoverDC and is titled "Interest of Racially or Ethnically Motivated Violent Extremists in Radical-Traditionalist Catholic Ideology Almost Certainly Presents New Mitigation Opportunities," the document singles out Catholics who are interested in the Traditional Latin Mass as potentially linked to violent extremist groups.

Kyle Seraphin, who is listed by UncoverDC as the author of the document, told CNA that he received the leaked document from an FBI agent. Seraphin himself is a former FBI special agent who was reportedly suspended last year. According to an NBC News report he went on to join Truth Social, the social media platform started by former President Donald Trump.

The FBI's national press office confirmed to CNA that the document came from the Richmond office but stated that it will "remove the document from FBI systems" because it does not meet the "exacting standards of the FBI."

"While our standard practice is to not comment on specific intelligence products, this particular field office product -- disseminated only within the FBI -- regarding racially or ethnically motivated violent extremism does not meet the exacting standards of the FBI," the statement read.

"Upon learning of the document, FBI Headquarters quickly began taking action to remove the document from FBI systems and conduct a review of the basis for the document. The FBI is committed to sound analytic tradecraft and to investigating and preventing acts of violence and other crimes while upholding the constitutional rights of all Americans and will never conduct investigative activities or open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity," concluded the statement from the FBI National Press Office.

They're not sorry they did it. They're sorry they got caught doing it.


The left has been cooking up this next demonization campaign for a little bit now. In August, the leftwing propaganda newsletter The Atlantic published a "report" that the Catholic rosary had become "a symbol of far right violent extremism."

In article published Sunday in The Atlantic magazine suggests the rosary has become a symbol of violent, right-wing extremism in the United States.

The article set off a frenzy of reactions among Catholics, ranging from amusement to grave concern over what some see as anti-Catholic sentiment.

The magazine later changed the article's headline from "How the Rosary Became an Extremist Symbol" to "How Extremist Gun Culture is Trying to Co-Opt the Rosary." Among other edits to the text, an image of bullet holes forming the shape of a rosary was replaced with a picture of a rosary.

These editorial changes, nonetheless, left the article's thesis that there is a connection between the rosary and extremism intact. The author's contention was based, in part, on his observations about the use of the rosary on social media and rosaries sold online.

"The rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics," writes Daniel Panneton of the sacramental used in prayer by Catholics for centuries.

"Militia culture, a fetishism of Western civilization, and masculinist anxieties have become mainstays of the far right in the U.S.--and rad-trad Catholics have now taken up residence in this company," writes Panneton, whose article includes three links to Roman Catholic Gear, an online shop that sells rosaries.

He describes photos of rosary beads "made of cartridge casings, and complete with gun-metal-finish crucifixes," along with warrior-themed memes and content catering to survivalists.

This is how it always goes: leftwing extremists in the media or at groups like the SPLC begin ginning up a demonization campaign against people on the right, and within months, our corrupt, tyrannical government has turned these dark extremist paranoias into fucking government policy.

There is now barely any time lapse whatsoever between the extremist left bird-dogging another political enemy to be destroyed, and the fucking gun-carrying motherfuckers of Violent Regime Enforcement drafting up plans to "neutralize the threat."

There is no such Paranoia Conveyor Belt on the right that likewise moves extremist mutterings from the media or "charities" right into the FBI, DOJ, and CIA. This Conveyor Belt exists only for the extremist left.

The Criminal Christopher Wray continues insisting that antifa is not a terrorist threat while his agency drafts up Pogrom Plans against traditionalist Catholics.

More: The FBI are just the Brooks-Brothers-garbed Night-Riders of the Democrat Party. The KKK are now on the government's payroll.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 nothing outside The State

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2023 03:02 PM (w0NJk)

2 ..and second?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2023 03:02 PM (w0NJk)

3 BOOM !

Posted by: IRA at February 10, 2023 03:03 PM (TfoEt)

4 FBI Agent Johnson: What is that sound?

** Sounds of Latin Mass being conducted **

FBI Agent Johnson: Swoons.

** FBI Agent Johnson's fall is caught in the arms of FBI Agent Johnson **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 10, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)

5 Top Men.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 10, 2023 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)

6 Sock Off ya drunken...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 10, 2023 03:04 PM (TfoEt)

7 Holy Mary,
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners, now,
And at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 10, 2023 03:05 PM (FSWTk)

8 This is how it always goes: leftwing extremists in the media or at groups like the SPLC begin ginning up a demonization campaign against people on the right, and within months, our corrupt, tyrannical government has turned these dark extremist paranoias into fucking government policy.

There is now barely any time lapse whatsoever between the extremist left bird-dogging another political enemy to be destroyed, and the fucking gun-carrying motherfuckers of Violent Regime Enforcement drafting up plans to "neutralize the threat."

Institutional capture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 10, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

9 Kind of hard to "retract" an internal policy that was meant to introduce a biased perspective after everyone already got indoctrinated.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 10, 2023 03:06 PM (TfoEt)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The eff bee eye seems more interested in removing the document from their system than they do about abandoning the policy... which they don't claim is wrong. Just the document.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 10, 2023 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

12 Latin is one of three languages that were posted on the Cross at the Crucifixion.

The forces of evil hate it.

It reminds them that what they thought was the day of their greatest triumph was actually the day they lost.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (vivhj)

13 It's put in place to justify killing Christians and the rest of the unclean.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ytSiK)

14 The FBI says it is retracting a leaked document published on the internet Feb. 8 that appears to reveal that the bureau's Richmond division launched an investigation into "radical traditionalist" Catholics and their possible ties to "the far-right white nationalist movement."
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So an oppressive, hateful fiction predicated on another oppressive, hatred fiction? From this government? The hell you say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

15 @8

>>Institutional capture.


Remember, the schemes of the 0.1pct of the FBI top brass are carried out by the 99.9pct of field and special agents.


Or alternatively...

Sean Hannity can EABOD.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (up/3i)

16 he FBI says it is retracting a leaked document published on the internet Feb. 8 that appears to reveal that the bureau's Richmond division launched an investigation into "radical traditionalist" Catholics and their possible ties to "the far-right white nationalist movement."

I loved this so much when I heard this. I called my rad-trad buddy to find out the location of the nearest Latin Mass because I needed to come Out and Proud about being a far-right white nationalist Cathlikc pyrsyn of Colors

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

17 The FBI doesn't have any standards.

That's the problem.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (FDUIz)

18 Wow, when did the FBI hire Zombie Martin Luther?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ffbyg)

19 How come it's always "right wing extremism" yet as the leftist shittards like BLaMtifa are the ones running around rioting and lighting shit on fire?

It's just so odd......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

20 I agree with the FBI

Joey and Nancy are extremist Catholics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (HoPPH)

21 their possible ties to "the far-right white nationalist movement."

I'd say probably close to half of the priests in our diocese are black, hispanic, or asian. So they can f*ck all the way off with that shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

22 "Upon learning of the document, FBI Headquarters quickly began taking action to remove the document from FBI systems and conduct a review of the basis for the document. The FBI is committed to sound analytic tradecraft and to investigating and preventing acts of violence and other crimes while upholding the constitutional rights of all Americans and will never conduct investigative activities or open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity," concluded the statement from the FBI National Press Office.
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:: fires up translator ::

"Upon learning of the disclosure of this document, we immediately pulled it from public view and are working to identify the wrecker who made it visible so he can thoroughly and exhaustively punished for failing to maintain secrecy around the operations of this public agency."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

23 the exacting standards of the FBI

Heh. I chortled.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (Xrfse)

24 "Boy, I gotta tell you, I didn't realize that weaponizing the FBI against a major religion was frowned upon here. Was that wrong?"

Yes, but we forgive you because you're 29.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (klw0w)

25 FBI agents are the product of our current education system. So they probably aren't very smart.
And doubtful they attended Sunday school.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (FgktX)

26 It's a war on the normals, because normals don't fight back.

Posted by: huerfano at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (dTFZY)

27
Damn Catholics. Except the Pope. He's dreamy.

Posted by: Auspex at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (j4U/Z)

28 They're not sorry they did it. They're sorry they got caught doing it.
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Not even that. They're pissed off that they got caught.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

29 Look, Christian churches are a direct rival to the government. You have two gods here; government and the almighty Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, the Creator God.

Christians, proper Christians, and not heretics, worship God, not the government. The FBI demands you worship only the government. Douglas Wilson has a great video blog entry about this:

https://youtu.be/lEznZ737z4M

If you prefer to read:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyf6ksa

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:10 PM (0hOvj)

30 In response to an inquiry from CNA, the FBI said it will remove the document because "it does not meet our exacting standards."

Comedy Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

31 If Latin is a sign of white supremacy, then I'm Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:10 PM (Y5qcH)

32 When your job devolved into an O dark thirty machine gun Stasi raid on ROGER STONE you know you're just a RICO gang of thugs.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:11 PM (FDUIz)

33 Is the Pope an FBI agent?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 10, 2023 03:11 PM (eGTCV)

34 FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE CATHOLICS . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

35 I wonder if the have FBI agents recording license plate #'s in the church parking lot of all those attending Latin Mass.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2023 03:11 PM (NpAcC)

36 Is the Pope an FBI agent?

That depends, is he Catholic?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:11 PM (HoPPH)

37 This is how it always goes: leftwing extremists in the media or at groups like the SPLC begin ginning up a demonization campaign against people on the right, and within months, our corrupt, tyrannical government has turned these dark extremist paranoias into fucking government policy.
++++
Yup, it's a nice and neat system they have there. Some dude in a think tank dreams up nonsense about political enemies and, because they're "experts," it becomes policy in short order.

It's a weird operational model for tyranny, but it works reasonably well for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

38 I'm a beer drinking Baptist but I just may go to mass next Sunday.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (FgktX)

39 Texas Drops Citi From Huge Muni Transaction Over Gun Policy

-----------------------

It moved.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (Y5qcH)

40 FBI Agent: "Hey man. You know, we really should consider taking out some government official."

FBI Mark: "No. I really don't think that's a great idea."

FBI Agent: "C'mon man. The oppression is getting too much and they need to be taught a lesson!"

FBI Mark: "Murdering a government official....."

FBI Agent: "SWEET! I've got $50k in my car and some M4's along with 3 RPG's"

FBI Mark: "Really?"

FBI Agent: "FREEZE!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

41 It's the document's fault. Like guns... no people involved, just the document, so removing the document solves the problem. Am I scared even not being Catholic. Yes.

Posted by: Sylvia at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (TtFbs)

42 The Criminal Christopher Wray continues insisting that antifa is not a terrorist threat while his agency drafts up Pogrom Plans against traditionalist Catholics.
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They need fig leaves to do what they want to do, so they grow the fig trees to ensure an adequate supply.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

43 When this first came up a few months ago, maybe via that Atlantic article Ace mentioned, I learned that the US Army actually issued rosaries to RC soldiers. I am not RC but I want one as a historical artifact. I suppose that makes me an extremist, doesn't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (nfrXX)

44 28 They're not sorry they did it. They're sorry they got caught doing it.
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Not even that. They're pissed off that they got caught.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

Not even that. They are pissed that they have to go through the motions of giving a shit what we think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

45 @36

>>That depends, is he Catholic?

He's an Argentinian Jesuit.

You never make an Argentinian Jesuit a Pope, this is known.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (up/3i)

46 I'm assuming the author of the article knows absolutely nothing about Catholicism.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

47 The next document instructing this will be classified "super duper up your pooper secret". Not even God has access.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (BdMk6)

48 Has the FBI sent out an "internal document" about keeping an eye on "radical Muslimism?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (DcKNO)

49 "Interest of Racially or Ethnically Motivated Violent Extremists in Radical-Traditionalist Catholic Ideology Almost Certainly Presents New Mitigation Opportunities,

lololol

dead

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (dCxaZ)

50 Not even that. They are pissed that they have to go through the motions of giving a shit what we think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)
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We're saying the same thing, just with different words. They hate having to make public statements because they imply that they're answerable to somebody. They aren't actually but do they have to put the show on and they resent it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)

51 I wonder if the Top Men at the FBI realize that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are radical Catholics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

52 Holy Michael, the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do you, O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who wander through the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

Posted by: Average Catholicism Enjoyer at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (tA56B)

53 37 This is how it always goes: leftwing extremists in the media or at groups like the SPLC begin ginning up a demonization campaign against people on the right, and within months, our corrupt, tyrannical government has turned these dark extremist paranoias into fucking government policy.
++++
Yup, it's a nice and neat system they have there. Some dude in a think tank dreams up nonsense about political enemies and, because they're "experts," it becomes policy in short order.

It's a weird operational model for tyranny, but it works reasonably well for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)
__________________

Yea, traditionally tyranny worked in the opposite direction. Top-down rather than bottom-up. Who says the left aren't free-thinking innovators?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

54 They are pissed that they have to go through the motions of giving a shit what we think.

Bingo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (Xrfse)

55 Damn, Gen. Pat Ryder has a lot of salad too

Is it only the MPs that have the shoulder ropes (sic)?
Needs more Ghaddifi in his Idi garb.

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (3byMq)

56 Holy Mary,
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners, now,
And at the hour of our death.

Amen.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Amen.

Posted by: JT at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (T4tVD)

57 meanwhile

Former FBI Special Agent Nicole Parker testified before congress on how the FBI was turned from a law enforcement office into the Democrat Party's muscle:

https://tinyurl.com/2p89tb9e

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

58 And now we get Tyranny of the Tranny

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (HoPPH)

59 FBI: Our Bad on Declaring that Catholics Are Natural-Born Terrorists and Ripe for Recruitment by White Supremacists

Seeing as Jesus was ethnically a Jew...is the government considering Jews as white or not today?

And note, the white supremacists I've run across have a rather negative view of Jews...like Ilhan Omar or Rancid Taliban

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (lc5cP)

60 51 oh please. They support abortion. They are as catholic as I am a runway model.

Posted by: Piper at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

61 I am just amazed at this nonsense

The White Nationalist Movement is often connected with the KKK.
The Klan has existed in three distinct eras. During the second era (peaked 1924-1925), they targeted Catholics (mainly Irish and Italians).

My Irish mother told me stories of cross burnings in the next town over from where the Irish, the Italians, and she lived in Eastern Pennsylvania.

The FBI has no sense of history, and the long term interactions of these various groups. It just isn’t likely that there would be any more than the odd occasion when a few outliers of these contrasting groups would ever team up.

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

62 The next document instructing this will be classified "super duper up your pooper secret". Not even God has access.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (BdMk6)


Burn before reading.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (FgktX)

63 51 I wonder if the Top Men at the FBI realize that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are radical Catholics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

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That's funny on a couple of levels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 10, 2023 03:15 PM (DcKNO)

64 FBI: Our Bad on Declaring that Catholics Are Natural-Born Terrorists and Ripe for Recruitment by White Supremacists
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I forgive you.

But those traditional Catholics are the worst, amirite?

Posted by: Fabulous Pope Frankie at February 10, 2023 03:15 PM (fs1hN)

65 This is so hilarious.

note to Bob from NSA...

once you get the Great Rad-Trad Menace eliminated, hie on over to that Anglo-Catholic Ordinariate bunch. I heard the people there receive Communion, on the tongue...while KNEELING

and that's not the worst of it. The women wear...chapel veils!

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

66 Well, in this day and age it is good to know bears still shit in the woods, because the pope sure as hell isn't a catholic.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 03:16 PM (lc5cP)

67 Pope Francis probably agrees with the FBI.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:16 PM (ffbyg)

68 54 They are pissed that they have to go through the motions of giving a shit what we think.

Bingo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (Xrfse)

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^^This right here.^^

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 10, 2023 03:16 PM (DcKNO)

69
Seeing as Jesus was ethnically a Jew...is the government considering Jews as white or not today?

And note, the white supremacists I've run across have a rather negative view of Jews...like Ilhan Omar or Rancid Taliban
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (lc5cP)

Jews are typically considered white in modern critical race theory. I remember we had a post where Jews were possibly even legendary super-whites.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:16 PM (eYoxG)

70 18 Wow, when did the FBI hire Zombie Martin Luther?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ffbyg)

He was hired by Jack Chick.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (iZPr8)

71 Are all FBI agents not only criminals but retarded criminals?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (eGTCV)

72 >51 I wonder if the Top Men at the FBI realize that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are radical Catholics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

Pelosi and Biden are not radical Catholics. Cafeteria Catholic maybe - performative Catholic most definitely.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (gryET)

73 "The rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics," writes Daniel Panneton of the sacramental used in prayer by Catholics for centuries.

he's not wrong about this. The Victory of Lepanto was attributed to the Pope declaring a week of rosary-praying and fasting in the Latin countries.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)

74 It should be noted that the FBI has had a very long history of considering Roman Catholics a danger to society. It used to be that they were WASPS and didn't like Catholics theologically and culturally, now its just anger at Catholics who refuse to support abortion and perversion. The reasons have changed, but the behavior hasn't really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)

75 I wish St. Michael could pay a visit to these guys and dole out an ass whipping similar to what he put on Stan.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (oWBc3)

76 Actually, I have more thoughts.

According to current leftist thought, all white people are born with original sin. The sin of being white, which somehow, according to them, is the same as White Supremacy, which has to be repented of-- even if no actual thought crime or action was done.

As I said before I am not Catholic, and I do not agree with the doctrine of original sin as I understand Catholic Doctrine on the subject...

I also do not believe white people are born guilty of thought crimes.

Posted by: Sylvia at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (TtFbs)

77 Are there any Sedevacantists among the Catholics of the Horde?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (ffbyg)

78 Where is the White Supremacist Recruiting Station? Anyone know?

Posted by: Puddihead at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (4vi12)

79 The FBI has no sense of history, and the long term interactions of these various groups. It just isn’t likely that there would be any more than the odd occasion when a few outliers of these contrasting groups would ever team up.
Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023


Somebody above the author of this BS should have had the brains to stop it. Sending it back with a cover sheet saying something lit, AYFKM??!!
But sadly...no.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (FgktX)

80 Trump's positive outlook must be under review about our best, yuge awesome military after this episode of the greatest shitshow on earth.

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (3byMq)

81 73 "The rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional (or "rad trad") Catholics," writes Daniel Panneton of the sacramental used in prayer by Catholics for centuries.

he's not wrong about this. The Victory of Lepanto was attributed to the Pope declaring a week of rosary-praying and fasting in the Latin countries.
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:17 PM (dCxaZ)

Wait until they hear about the Church Militant.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (eYoxG)

82 They already consider veterans radical violent terrorists. Why not Catholics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (DK4U1)

83 lissen up you Feebs...

I'm here and I got my rosary beads, and I'm coming at you


bros

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

84 I remember we had a post where Jews were possibly even legendary super-whites.

The invention of the weather machine elevated them to that status, IIRC.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (Xrfse)

85 So the FBI is going to arrest the Knights of Columbus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (HoPPH)

86 Deus Vult.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (SAX5G)

87
t it will "remove the document from FBI systems" because it does not meet the "exacting standards of the FBI."
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Uh, after the fact...and being caught, and called on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (tf17a)

88 72 >51 I wonder if the Top Men at the FBI realize that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are radical Catholics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

Pelosi and Biden are not radical Catholics. Cafeteria Catholic maybe - performative Catholic most definitely.

.. my priest calls Pelosi and Biden "deplorable Catholics"

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

89 I think my flamethrower would most appropriately char the corpses after the guilty are hung in the public square. What do you think?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (aTtlU)

90 I still remember that idiotic spam eating bitch Maize Hirano grilling Brett Kavanaugh saying the Knights of Columbus were an "extreme" organization. The Knights of Columbus. Guys who do fish fries during Lent and pass out toys at Christmas. I can't even; they might as well be a biker gang.

this is how these godless monsters push Christianity out of public life altogether; talk nonsense about "white supremacy" and hound Christian churches. What about Islam, lefties? Any extremism there, or are you all too chickenshit to mention it?

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (tRd71)

91 Where is the White Supremacist Recruiting Station? Anyone know?

Err, right here fellow right wing supremacists!

www totally not the fbi white supremacy dot com

Posted by: Joe from the FBI at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (lc5cP)

92 85 So the FBI is going to arrest the Knights of Columbus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (HoPPH)

Good luck catching them on those little scooters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

93 I think that any parent who has had little children should be pretty much nodding their heads at the notion of original sin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)

94 54 They are pissed that they have to go through the motions of giving a shit what we think.

Bingo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (Xrfse)

Saturday at 7:00 Pm at St Catherine's. Total prize amount $1000.00

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (iZPr8)

95 The St. Vincent de Paul society is on notice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (+Wcyp)

96 Yep, swat teams raiding the local bowlarama to arrest the holy rollers KoC team.

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (3byMq)

97 >77 Are there any Sedevacantists among the Catholics of the Horde?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (ffbyg)

Depends on whether one think Jesuits are actually Catholic...I have my....thoughts...on this...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (gryET)

98 Odd, I saw no evidence of remorse or regret, let alone apology, in the FBI's reaction

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (tf17a)

99 18 Wow, when did the FBI hire Zombie Martin Luther?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ffbyg)


by today's standards, he'd be a rad-trad. He never stopped praying the rosary and went to his death professing devotion to the Blessed Mother

He just didn't like being told he couldn't get jiggy with the nuns

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

100 When the IC found out JFK was a radical Catholic, they put a cap in his braincase.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (Jg7EG)

101 In fairness, the Rosary is a weapon against satanic forces, so it's understandable why the FBI would consider it a threat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (wmDcS)

102 Hey come on fellas, I'm on your team! We got rid of that other guy who wasn't, remember?

Posted by: Pope Francis at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (62wjr)

103
Jews are typically considered white in modern critical race theory. I remember we had a post where Jews were possibly even legendary super-whites.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:16 PM (eYoxG)

Family, community, work, savings, patriarchal...

Posted by: Auspex at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (j4U/Z)

104 They still haven't made any determination about Antifa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (DK4U1)

105 >>> 77 Are there any Sedevacantists among the Catholics of the Horde?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:18 PM (ffbyg)

Well, if you think FakePope Frankie was ever a legitimate pope I guess you'd think there are a bunch of Sedevacantists here, but since Benedict never truly resigned, then no.

(and I'm not even a Catholic, so there)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (llON8)

106 92 85 So the FBI is going to arrest the Knights of Columbus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (HoPPH)

Good luck catching them on those little scooters.

.. those are the Shriners

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

107 This makes me so angry. Remember the lovely Ann Wilson (Empire1) who passed away last year? Most of her final posts were asking people to contact her if they wanted one of her handmade rosaries. I wish so much I had gotten one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (3ImbR)

108 Are there any Sedevacantists among the Catholics of the Horde?

I'm not.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

109 Lots of America was concerned about JFK and his religion.

But I don't think the Pope called a fatwa on him.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (FDUIz)

110 Antifa is still just an idea

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (HoPPH)

111 disseminated only within the FBI

———

Oh? Is that all? Just the largest law enforcement agency in the country.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (aso4+)

112 Is there nobody with the FBI who would look at a document like this and say something along the lines of FFS who's the idiot who approved this?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

113 no...antifa is not an organization but a movement. how can we find a leader of a movement?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (MLrvz)

114 >Good luck catching them on those little scooters.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

I thought the Shriners rode the scooters

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (gryET)

115 It's a rather tired, but accurate, adage, 'A fish rots from the head'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (tf17a)

116 Deus Vult indeed.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (oWBc3)

117 Oh remember that couple they arrested that were supposedly going to blow up a power station in Baltimore?

The organization they were part of is run by an FBI agent.

And...the girl at least had just gotten out of the can for a machete store robbery so...err...let's just say she might not have been all that mentally balanced.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (lc5cP)

118 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too. Methinks that if the Eff Bee Eye infiltrated one of my church's services, they'd stroke out.

"THESE RADICALS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!!! THEY DON'T ALLOW WOMEN AS PASTORS!!! AND THEY CELEBRATE BIG FAMILIES!!! HORRORS!!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (uY1j2)

119 You know who else targeted a religion?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (wPD6K)

120 I read the rest of the paragraph that starts with, "There is now barely any time lapse whatsoever between the extremist left bird-dogging..." in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

MF'ing snakes!

Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (ssESX)

121 >>26 It's a war on the normals, because normals don't fight back.

Well, yet.
As someone here noted a while back: Antifa has a dial that their commie overlords can dial up or down as needed. The Normals are a switch. We desire a peaceful resolution before that switch gets flipped.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (DB16e)

122 86 Deus Vult.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 10, 2023 03:19 PM (SAX5G)

Duece Volt

#vroovroom

Posted by: Joe Psilocybin at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (CCSxw)

123 This is how it always goes: leftwing extremists in the media or at groups like the SPLC begin ginning up a demonization campaign against people on the right, and within months, our corrupt, tyrannical government has turned these dark extremist paranoias into fucking government policy.
------------

Calk me paranoid but I see this as a chicken and egg situation.

Posted by: ... at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (NIgVz)

124 We are just too understaffed to get to Hunter's laptop. Maybe ask your congressman to fund another 100,000 agents?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (DK4U1)

125 What are the conservative Catholics going to do with their rosaries, physically beat down people whose political views they disagree with? Are they going to sneak into someone like Sam Smith's house and strange him with the rosary?. Anyway, dopes don't know that Catholics includes People of color

Dear Fibbies; No; I wasn't suggesting that anyone harm Sam Smith,

P.S. The rosary is a spiritual weapon as is the full armor of God,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (D+F6R)

126 I thought the Shriners rode the scooters
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (gryET)

Probably. I never really know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (Y5qcH)

127 I always knew they were up to no good at those fish frys

Posted by: brak at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (j5Tg0)

128 Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

129 Upper rank Knights of Columbus look like they belong at a yacht club with their Commodore hats and swords.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (HoPPH)

130 I knew you dirty Papists were up to no good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

131 I think that any parent who has had little children should be pretty much nodding their heads at the notion of original sin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

132 shriners have the lawn mowers and trikes (always on two wheels) and fez hats. Whhooooooo!

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (3byMq)

133 In fairness, the Rosary is a weapon against satanic forces, so it's understandable why the FBI would consider it a threat.

For the record we only worship Satan ironically.

Posted by: Some reality based community members at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (lc5cP)

134 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (llON

The sedevacantists don't acknowledge the legitimacy of the last five popes though besides Bergoglio

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

135 He just didn't like being told he couldn't get jiggy with the nuns

Well, and the way priests and monks were shacking up with mistresses and hoarding money and riches for themselves, and the idea that you could literally buy your way out of sin with a donation to building a new cathedral in Rome, etc, etc, etc

Even Erasmus agreed with most of Luther's points on how the church needed reforming, to eliminate the massive corruption, abuse of power, and blatant greed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (0hOvj)

136 you know, on one hand, I understand that GOP deepstate wanted to saddle trump with coomer, gheyboi pillow biters in his admin.

sure. but how/why did they get such amazingly fash assholes like Wray and Rosenstein.

Even for noted GOP traitor Mitch McConnell this has to be the equivalent to the plot of Demolition Man. You couldn't solve the problem with slightly less bad people?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (MLrvz)

137 Heh. Just got a call from a friend, his dog just had *eleven* puppies. He's now shifted to full-time nursemaid duty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (tf17a)

138 Experts Believe Chinese Satellite Fired Green Lasers Over Hawaii

"His colleagues, Dr. Alvaro Ivanoff et al., did a simulation of the trajectory of satellites that have a similar instrument and found a most likely candidate as the ACDL instrument by the Chinese Daqi-1/AEMS satellite.

.. I seem to remember a story out of Taiwan a few years back about how the mainland Chinese where seeking green laser technology because it supposedly could be used to find submarines under water.

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

139
I uh-uh had a Catholic after kidney uh-uh stone surgery

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (vwCZJ)

140 You gotta hand it to the Muslims. Anyone can be a suicide bomber.

Posted by: leber at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (TUdnY)

141 Imagine the year is 2023 and you're a brainlet who can't shut up about an organization that peaked in 1924.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (44ww/)

142 It’s as if there became two FBIs. Americans see this and it is destroying the Bureau’s credibility.”

No. There is 1 FBI. And all of you agents support it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (DK4U1)

143 If Trump converted to Islam would the leftists let it go?

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (FDUIz)

144 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too. Methinks that if the Eff Bee Eye infiltrated one of my church's services, they'd stroke out. ...
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (uY1j2)
++++
They'll make their way down the list. They'll even get around to labeling the Unitarians as aggressive neo-nazis eventually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

145 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

we is

we is

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

146 133 In fairness, the Rosary is a weapon against satanic forces, so it's understandable why the FBI would consider it a threat.

//

yeah, it's like if in Blade, the FBI was banning holy water.

or here in the worst timeline, if FBI tries to ban rosaries along with lizard poison.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:24 PM (MLrvz)

147 118 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too. Methinks that if the Eff Bee Eye infiltrated one of my church's services, they'd stroke out.

just give the agent directions to one of the local mainline Protestant churches

rainbow flags, female pastor, social justice sermon, ok we're good here...

Posted by: brak at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (j5Tg0)

148 Stand back, everybody. I've got a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (pTb/Z)

149 Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Legendary Emo Phillips bit. The impressive part is that he could memorize and repeat that without flaw every concert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (0hOvj)

150 Angela Davis speaking at fucking MIT and I wanna be sedated. This is an atrocity:
https://tinyurl.com/yhw32r3v

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (24fqN)

151 U.S. shoots down an unspecified "high altitude object" off the coast of Alaska. Likely another Chicom spy balloon.

https://tinyurl.com/yrf9fbh9

They're not saying exactly where, but this apparently coincided with the FAA issuing a flight restriction notice for the region near the Prudhoe Bay oil fields.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (bW8dp)

152 >130 I knew you dirty Papists were up to no good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

I'll take that as a compliment!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (gryET)

153 if this was twitter, i'd probably pin my #136.

could the deepstate have found someone slightly less evil than wray to foist on trump?

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:25 PM (MLrvz)

154 99 Luther also believed in Transubstantiation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (ffbyg)

155 142 It’s as if there became two FBIs. Americans see this and it is destroying the Bureau’s credibility.”

No. There is 1 FBI. And all of you agents support it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

Yeah. There! Is! ONE! FBI! /jeanlucpicard

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (t7011)

156


Isn't this proof they are trying to make work for themselves?

I mean, what exactly do they do.

Posted by: Rev The Buzz at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (BVFoo)

157 Heh. Just got a call from a friend, his dog just had *eleven* puppies. He's now shifted to full-time nursemaid duty.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (tf17a)
---------

Wow! How exciting. Is he going to give you one?

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (pTb/Z)

158 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (0hOvj)

I did not post that comment to invite any kind of debate on the subject, I'll leave that up to CatholicBro Youtube. A lot of that happening there.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (dCxaZ)

159 Say isn't Slow Joe a nominal Catholic?

Posted by: Regular joe at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (nnp+f)

160 The FBI is mobilizing against the Salvation Army.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (DK4U1)

161 Odd about all this hatred and paranoia about Catholics. Does the FBI know who one of the largest -- if not THE largest -- population of Catholics are? Hispanics. Strange that the brown man would be white supremacists.

So on the one hand, the left is courting Hispanics and literally opening the border for them. But on the other hand, the left is demonizing them -- or at least their religion -- as dangerous white supremacists.

I really don't think the FBI even know who the Catholics are in this country any more. The FBI is that ignorant and dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

162 >>> 134 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (llON

The sedevacantists don't acknowledge the legitimacy of the last five popes though besides Bergoglio
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

Well crap, then I flunk because the only other recent one I can even name is John Paul II.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (llON8)

163 We are all God's children and have bicycles dancing in our heads.

Let us prey.......

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Are there any Sedevacantists among the Catholics of the Horde?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
===============

I take those uh Sedevacantists at night,, helps me sleep

yeah


Posted by: John Fetterman at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (vwCZJ)

165 So the newest balloon transitioned into being junk

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (HoPPH)

166 Us kids were getting stupid once in church, and Mom whipsawed us with her Rosary beads. This was the old days, too, so there wasn't any cheap plastic in those beads. It hurt like a son of a bitch.
That was the only time I've seen the Rosary weaponized.

Posted by: Wally at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (FJYfm)

167 One burka said to the other burka:

Does my bomb make my butt look big?

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (FDUIz)

168 Heh. Just got a call from a friend, his dog just had *eleven* puppies. He's now shifted to full-time nursemaid duty.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (tf17a)
---------

Wow! How exciting. Is he going to give you one?
Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (pTb/Z)


Also, what breed are they?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

169 > Anyway, dopes don't know that Catholics includes People of color

Next you'll be saying that the Catholics let Mexicans in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (bW8dp)

170 Whoever is socking Fetterlump...bravo..Good sir or madam

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:28 PM (gryET)

171 I did not post that comment to invite any kind of debate on the subject,

Just wanted to make the historical facts more clear than a sneer that Luther just wanted to bang nuns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

172 11 puppers pupping

We'll hope to be seeing disorganized chaos in #3to4weeks

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:28 PM (3byMq)

173 Say isn't Slow Joe a nominal Catholic?
Posted by: Regular joe at February 10, 2023 03:26 PM (nnp+f)
-----------

As a priest I know used to say, "Anyone can call themselves a Catholic. I could call myself a giraffe, but that wouldn't make me one."

The fact that he was built along the lines of Friar Tuck really drove the point home.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (pTb/Z)

174 U.S. shoots down an unspecified "high altitude object" off the coast of Alaska.

.. turns out to be Santa Claus checking out a new sled

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

175 the newest balloon transitioned into being junk
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:27 PM (HoPPH)
*****
After you shoot down one balloon a half hour later you're hungry for another.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (FDUIz)

176
Just wanted to make the historical facts more clear than a sneer that Luther just wanted to bang nuns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)



I've seen that movie.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

177 The FBI's "national security" concerns aren't about America and its citizens' safety, they're about protecting the cabal that has its hands around our throats.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (Mzdiz)

178 Former FBI Special Agent Nicole Parker on her experience with the increasing @Weaponization of the FBI:

“It’s as if there became two FBIs. Americans see this and it is destroying the Bureau’s credibility.”


Destroying? Sugar, they did that long ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (SbJgO)

179 SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! GET ON THE GROUND! DROP THE TARTAR SAUCE!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (u73oe)

180 Say isn't Slow Joe a nominal Catholic

///

there's no point in looking at joe as a thing that has consistency, values, or beliefs.

he is water, my friend. stupid ugly pedo water.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (MLrvz)

181 As a priest I know used to say, "Anyone can call themselves a Catholic. I could call myself a giraffe, but that wouldn't make me one."

The fact that he was built along the lines of Friar Tuck really drove the point home.
Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:29 PM (pTb/Z)


Transphobe!!!!

Posted by: Wally at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (FJYfm)

182 I always knew they were up to no good at those fish frys

Damned straight.

Posted by: The Fried Fishies at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (Xrfse)

183 Whoops!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (xcxpd)

184 A 20yo Lutheran named Ryan Turnipseed (in Sargon's greater circles) has had trouble with his woke boomer church leadership. He refrained from nailing frog-memes to the church doors.

I have no respect for a church with a 10-foot cross and 20-foot rainbow flag.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (44ww/)

185 Nuns?

Is this Castle Anthrax?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (HoPPH)

186 Maybe these are Poo Tin spy balloons?

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (FDUIz)

187 They're almost making me want to return to Catholicism. But of course, I don't allow my enemies to determine my behavior.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (Mzdiz)

188 171

Just wanted to make the historical facts more clear than a sneer that Luther just wanted to bang nuns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

Breaking celibacy and eloping with a nun seems like a pretty good grounds for a crack about getting jiggy with nuns.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (eYoxG)

189 I've got a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.
Posted by: bluebell
-------

There's a t-shirt in that, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (Sjyvq)

190 Keep pushing it, you leftist thugs.
Keep it up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (TU8Tj)

191 180 Say isn't Slow Joe a nominal Catholic

... he does seem to have a lot of white guys on his staff

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

192 ... and will never conduct investigative activities or open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity," concluded the statement from the FBI National Press Office.

--------

BWAHAHAHA!

"Of course ... coordinating with, directing, and paying Twitter and other social media tech companies millions of dollars to sensor speech unapproved by and contrary to The Narrative of the State Ministry of Truth is consistent with protecting your First Amendment rights. We'll see you all at the Medals celebration ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oC9zM)

193 U.S. shoots down an unspecified "high altitude object" off the coast of Alaska.


Dammit! That was just the local Chinese restaurant trying out a new delivery service!

Where's my lunch???

Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (SbJgO)

194
Jewish people (smart ones, anyway) know what this is when they see it.

The systematic demonization of Christians has been accelerating for my entire life.

We are now in a general situation that is completely decoupled from any accountability or even sanity, and our government has taken the steps forward from tacit approval of this bigotry, to explicit approval, and then to active participation.

They got a taste of what they wanted to do during COVID, and now it's just day-to-day SOP.

It's only a matter of time now. And not a long one. Christians need to began mentally, physically, and financially preparing themselves and their families for what comes next.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

195 Secular Atheists accusing Catholics of using the Rosary as a WEAPON!!!!!!! gasp! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Of course it's a weapon, against Satan and his minions....... the Catholic Church doesn't call the all living Christians "The Church Militant" for nothing. We are at war with the powers of darkness.

Does the FBI really want to pick the losing side along with Satan????? the ignorance of Salon and Atlantic writers is sometimes astounding.

Posted by: Monica at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (Ztr3O)

196 the Catholic rosary had become "a symbol of far right violent extremism."

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But not ANTIFA! They're just like the guys on D-Day!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (i7Q7S)

197 Yeah...I don't know...it seems like the papists around here are the real troublemakers. Especially the Irish ones.

And don't get me started on the Joooos!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (XIJ/X)

198 For those interested, there's a Masculinist Anxieties Anonymous meeting Sat. night in the basement of Pectopah Holdomor, a Russian pierogi joint on the corner of Neptune and Ocean in Brighton Beach.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (b6vPw)

199 Wow, when did the FBI hire Zombie Martin Luther?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ffbyg)

by today's standards, he'd be a rad-trad. He never stopped praying the rosary and went to his death professing devotion to the Blessed Mother

He just didn't like being told he couldn't get jiggy with the nuns
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

I'm pretty sure it was more than that. Is that what they teach in catachism?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

200 They're almost making me want to return to Catholicism. But of course, I don't allow my enemies to determine my behavior.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (Mzdiz)
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How about a nudge from a friend? Come on back, we'd love to have you! 😉

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (pTb/Z)

201 oh oh, sources and methods y'all

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (3byMq)

202 This blonde in a dress with some sideboob is perplexed that anyone can talk about the FBI's long-destroyed credibility in the present tense:
https://is.gd/adsLbo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

203 They're almost making me want to return to Catholicism. But of course, I don't allow my enemies to determine my behavior.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


Been having trouble finding a parish nearby not infested by nonsense. Messy world we got here.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

204 General Tsao's Extra Spicy Balloon Service?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (HoPPH)

205 >>> 186 Maybe these are Poo Tin spy balloons?
Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (FDUIz)

Seriously, I am still in disbelief that the feralgov idiots haven't tried that one yet. Maybe they'll tell us this *new* one is and it was sent because OMG Russia Russia Russia is planning to invade Alaska next.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (llON8)

206 I have no respect for a church with a 10-foot cross and 20-foot rainbow flag.

I always was annoyed when a church would have an American flag up front. One I went to even did the pledge of allegiance before worship. So... you're praying to a flag in a church that allegedly worships God?

Putting a rainbow up front better be for a Vacation Bible School about Noah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (0hOvj)

207 Retracting because they got caught

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (xhxe8)

208 It's only a matter of time now. And not a long one. Christians need to began mentally, physically, and financially preparing themselves and their families for what comes next.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

Get a load of Bibles - people will be needing them.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (Mzdiz)

209 Mmmmmm.......Sideboob.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

210 > The sedevacantists don't acknowledge the legitimacy of the last five popes though besides Bergoglio

Parvenus.

We don't recognize any popes after Damasus II, who died in 1048.

Posted by: The Eastern Church at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (bW8dp)

211 ... We are now in a general situation that is completely decoupled from any accountability or even sanity, and our government has taken the steps forward from tacit approval of this bigotry, to explicit approval, and then to active participation. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)
++++
And, as you point out, this is how the build-up to virtually every genocide in history progresses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)

212 I believe that it may be time to start outing individual eff bee I agents.

May be.

Posted by: Trying to be anon at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (0YRfe)

213 Make the DNC pay for the new HQ.

Posted by: DaveA at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (FhXTo)

214 4 FBI Agent Johnson: What is that sound?

** Sounds of Latin Mass being conducted **

FBI Agent Johnson: Swoons.

** FBI Agent Johnson's fall is caught in the arms of FBI Agent Johnson **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 10, 2023 03:03 PM (up/3i)
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All those Johnsons ..... is this from Die Hard?

Posted by: Ciampino - waiting for the helicopter at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

215 For every one of these that’s discovered, there are ten that aren’t.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (u73oe)

216 Near 200 comments and no "Whoops," "Whoopsie"?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

217 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too.

It really does leave one to wonder why just the RC rad-trads? Why not the Evangelicals or Conservative Mainline denominations who stick to traditional values?

Makes me think they are motivated by being warriors in the great Spiritual Battle between Good and Evil. And they know who their strongest enemies are.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

218 I have no respect for a church with a 10-foot cross and 20-foot rainbow flag.

ok, how about a 30 foot rainbow flag??

Posted by: Episcopalians, Methodists, Presbyterians, etc at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (j5Tg0)

219 Peter Strzok raised as a Catholic. Sketchy but it's there.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (FDUIz)

220 FBI is either suffering from mass paranoia or they are up to no good. Probably both.

Posted by: Javems at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (AmoqO)

221 Damn Catholics. Except the Pope. He's dreamy.
Posted by: Auspex at February 10, 2023 03:09 PM (j4U/Z)

Red Frank isn't Catholic so he isn't one of the Marxist's enemies.

He's Jesuit. Who are Marxists.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (l7Kbv)

222 > I always knew they were up to no good at those fish frys


Fish friars, chip monks, whatever you call them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (bW8dp)

223 I'd like to say there's going to be payback but that would imply a hope that we could win

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (MLrvz)

224 >>> 194
Jewish people (smart ones, anyway) know what this is when they see it.

The systematic demonization of Christians has been accelerating for my entire life.

We are now in a general situation that is completely decoupled from any accountability or even sanity, and our government has taken the steps forward from tacit approval of this bigotry, to explicit approval, and then to active participation.

They got a taste of what they wanted to do during COVID, and now it's just day-to-day SOP.

It's only a matter of time now. And not a long one. Christians need to began mentally, physically, and financially preparing themselves and their families for what comes next.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

"Singing in church spreads woofloo! Thirty-one-eleventy people were infected and DIED after singing in a church that was supposed to have been shut down!! REEEEEE!!!" -- some stupid news "reprot"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (llON8)

225 The FBI ... will never conduct investigative activities or open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity ...
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Sure you won't. I believe you.

You'll gin up some other "crime" to go with it. Get yourself a synthetic two-fer as cover for your jack-booted tyranny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

226 Been having trouble finding a parish nearby not infested by nonsense. Messy world we got here.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (OUMaO)
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Keep looking. Look at the websites. When we travel and I need to find a church, I like to find ones with a pro-life committee, etc. I skip the "social justice" ones.

Sometimes they post the priests' homilies. That's a good resource too.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (pTb/Z)

227 I may start going to Mass again. It's been years, and I can't take communion yet, but I think I need the solace. Last time I went to my local church, I was very pleased with the conservative, traditional priest, a youngish man maybe 40. His homilies were excellent and he always spoke extemporaneously. And he was quite witty. Hope he is still there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (xPJvm)

228 Dear Nicole,
Stay the hell away from Fort Marcy Park.

Your friend,
Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at February 10, 2023 03:35 PM (1vBNQ)

229 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too.

John McArthur got the full treatment and then some in the last few years. They're targeting specific individual protestant churches rather than denominations because they think Roman Catholics are monolithic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)

230 "the far-right white nationalist movement."

---

There is no movement. There are white supremacists, there are white nationalists, there are far right wingers but they total about 100 people nation wide. The left, which includes the media and the FBI is trying to taint you and me with this crap. They want their base to believe that everyone that didn't vote for Joe is a threat to society.

Remember about 8 years ago when there was a big white supremacist rally (Virginia I think) and 20+ reporters showed up to cover a rally of 8 neo-nazis who were highly suspected of being FBI...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (h1jJh)

231 It reminds them that what they thought was the day of their greatest triumph was actually the day they lost.

+ 10,000

Posted by: Fox2! at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (iZPr8)

232 > He's Jesuit. Who are Marxists.

Oh, we were dodgy long before Little Karlo came along.

Posted by: The Jesuits at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (bW8dp)

233 Near 200 comments and no "Whoops," "Whoopsie"?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (KbCG3)


See MAE @183.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

234 Miley, check your messages, hon

Posted by: Ben Had at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (2Sw+I)

235 205 >>> 186 Maybe these are Poo Tin spy balloons?
Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:30 PM (FDUIz)

Seriously, I am still in disbelief that the feralgov idiots haven't tried that one yet. Maybe they'll tell us this *new* one is and it was sent because OMG Russia Russia Russia is planning to invade Alaska next.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (llON
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Well they can see Palin's house from their side, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - luftballooms at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (qfLjt)

236 > There are white supremacists, there are white nationalists, there are far right wingers but they total about 100 people nation wide.

About 50 of whom are FBI agents.

Meanwhile, communists still control entire countries, with standing armies and nuclear weapons.

Guess which of the two is actually the biggest threat?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (bW8dp)

237 202 This blonde in a dress with some sideboob is perplexed that anyone can talk about the FBI's long-destroyed credibility in the present tense:
https://is.gd/adsLbo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

Looks like she is wearing a bustle.

Posted by: Javems at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (AmoqO)

238 there's one gehy commie church around here with a 200 foot long BLM banner. it's on an old big acreage farm.

like, aside from the obvious lies based on BLM, there's the little thing that BLM is an anti-christ organization.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (MLrvz)

239 Near 200 comments and no "Whoops," "Whoopsie"?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

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Ace should pin that as the automatic first comment in threads like this. Sponge hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (oC9zM)

240 I believe that it may be time to start outing individual eff bee I agents.

May be.
Posted by: Trying to be anon at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (0YRfe)


Exactly. "The FBI" doesn't do anything. Individual agents do these things and write and approve these idiotic, illegal policies. Until these individuals are tossed out, this stuff will continue. Reprimanding "the Bureau" is less than a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Wally at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (FJYfm)

241 Jewish people (smart ones, anyway) know what this is when they see it.

The systematic demonization of Christians has been accelerating for my entire life.


YD, there's a very outspoken convert from conservative Judaism to Roman Catholicism, Roy Schoemann, who maintains that Judaism is pre-Messianic Catholicism and that Cathoicism is post-Messianic Judaism.

So we're kind of a hand-in-glove situation.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (dCxaZ)

242 "the far-right white nationalist movement."
//

the right so far group of people noticing the left wants to destroy the american nation

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (MLrvz)

243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPks6vvjIwg

He's got a record a mile long.
And he's a Catholic.

Posted by: DaveA at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (FhXTo)

244 Going from abundance of caution in one case to blam, blam, blam-blam in another sure talks of discipline.

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (3byMq)

245 Has the FBI sent out an "internal document" about keeping an eye on "radical Muslimism?"
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (DcKNO)


Look, I'm not saying that radical muslimismists are in charge but they're the ones insisting that the Crusades happened last week and that they didn't start the fire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (z99Zw)

246
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Ace should pin that as the automatic first comment in threads like this. Sponge hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (oC9zM)



CUT ME MICK!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

247 It's only a matter of time now. And not a long one. Christians need to began mentally, physically, and financially preparing themselves and their families for what comes next.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

One potentially fatal miscalculation - Christians have this nasty little habit throughout history of fighting back. And they haven't exactly been shy about it.

Posted by: ... at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (NIgVz)

248 Good for you, Pug. The Mass always brings me a sense of peace. For an hour the outside world doesn't matter.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (pTb/Z)

249 This blonde in a dress with some sideboob is perplexed that anyone can talk about the FBI's long-destroyed credibility in the present tense:
https://is.gd/adsLbo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

Bravo!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (BdMk6)

250 FBI: Our Bad on Declaring that Catholics Are Natural-Born Terrorists and Ripe for Recruitment by White Supremacists
______________

Serious question: are there actually any white supremacists? The Reds keep talking about them, but anyone ever seen in the wild, or are they like Sasquatch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

251 The amusing thing about the know-it-all FBI is how utterly clueless they are about Catholicism. They take innocent things that any reasonably informed Catholic could explain to them and invest them with sinister dark meanings. The results are hilarious in one sense, although sad in another. The FBI has become stupid.

Posted by: Caliban at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (iC8vi)

252 Mu Shu Barroom

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (CZBWZ)

253 And, as you point out, this is how the build-up to virtually every genocide in history progresses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
*****
Clinton sent troops to Bosnia/ Serbia. Last I looked they're still there. Doesn't that get a stale date too from FJB?

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (FDUIz)

254 How about a nudge from a friend? Come on back, we'd love to have you! 😉

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:31 PM (pTb/Z)

Ha! Reminds me of a story. Daddy Publius had a birthday party with old buddies and their wives at Hardees. This was soon after I moved to SC. One of the ladies asked me if I had a church yet (aside, I have not attended services for 50 years, other than a handful of occasions). When I told her that I had been raised RC, she assured me that other RC friends of hers had "converted to Christianity."

Mama Publius was mortified when I told her that story, but I just laughed and said it was one of the funniest conversations I'd ever had.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (Mzdiz)

255 Tour of a B-29 Superfortress

https://tinyurl.com/4s4u2eu2

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

256 My grandmother had a cousin who was Italian and Catholic. Aunt Rose gave grandma a rosary. I have it now and even though I'm not Catholic, I carry it with me when I travel.
Hubbymayhem was raised Catholic but is not on the team anymore.
I was raised Methodist. The church we attended recently left the Methodist organization due to woke gay shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (Wy1BU)

257 I wonder if the Top Men at the FBI realize that Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are radical Catholics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)


The only way Biden/Pelosi could be more Catholic would require them to actually believe in Christ and follow the tenets of Catholicism. They're pretty hardcore.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (z99Zw)

258 isn't pence the most useless form of GOP type?

1. was once considered (by me at least) to be of value, maybe even conservative.

2. now just a pillow biting deep stater

3. with various psychological bedwetting need to me too himself into the latest current thing drama..."i have documents too!"

just too virtuous for this earth. too virtuous to disagree with the left, just like Jesus, you know.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 03:40 PM (MLrvz)

259
John McArthur got the full treatment and then some in the last few years. They're targeting specific individual protestant churches rather than denominations because they think Roman Catholics are monolithic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)

It's hard to ID groups and their alignments for Protestantism.

Like Catholics are kind of in the business of categorizing and recording all the things, and there's so many groups and sub-groups within Protestantism that it's basically impossible to realistically map them. So in the academic and debate sense, Protestants are treated as part of 7(iirc) major theological lines of thought or engaged with on the original grounds of some several hundred years ago when there were fewer groups.

Until the last liberal Christians openly apostatize FBI will struggle to tell friend from foe there. Famous conservative Protestants excepted of course, since they're very easy to ID.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:40 PM (eYoxG)

260 Watch out for Episcopalians

Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

261 Watch out for Episcopalians
Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:40 PM (gmo/4)



And Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

262 237 202 This blonde in a dress with some sideboob is perplexed that anyone can talk about the FBI's long-destroyed credibility in the present tense:
https://is.gd/adsLbo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

Looks like she is wearing a bustle.

Posted by: Javems at February 10, 2023 03:37 PM (AmoqO)
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In the hedgerow?

Posted by: Ciampino - luftbalons at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (qfLjt)

263 Well, we are the Church Militant.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (TXFi7)

264 If by official government policy you order churches shut down, but bars, strip clubs, pot dispensaries, liquor stores, ad porn shops able to stay open, there are three choices as to why you made that decision, as I see it:

1) You're idiotic or insane
2) You're evil and deliberately trying to make a moral statement
3) You got paid off by some organizations but not churches.

None of those looks very good, and all three might be true at once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (0hOvj)

265 There is no movement. There are white supremacists, there are white nationalists, there are far right wingers but they total about 100 people nation wide.

I actually lived next door to a skinhead, he'd done hard time and all the rest of the goodies that come with that "lifestyle choice." Trust me, they don't wear khakis/white polo shirts and carry around flaming torches.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (dCxaZ)

266 Hey Joe shot down a balloon in Alaskan waters.

Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

267 I will just keep.hanging my rosary on my AR

Posted by: Ben Had at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (2Sw+I)

268 ----
In the hedgerow?
Posted by: Ciampino - luftbalons at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (qfLjt)



The forbidden lick......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Near 200 comments and no "Whoops," "Whoopsie"?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (KbCG3)
.......

or at least an "Oopty"?

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

270 Could we wrap this up? I have a plane to catch.

Posted by: Chrissy Wray at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

271 250 FBI: Our Bad on Declaring that Catholics Are Natural-Born Terrorists and Ripe for Recruitment by White Supremacists
______________
Maybe Catholics are recruiting white supremacists.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (eGTCV)

272 YD, there's a very outspoken convert from conservative Judaism to Roman Catholicism, Roy Schoemann, who maintains that Judaism is pre-Messianic Catholicism and that Cathoicism is post-Messianic Judaism.

So we're kind of a hand-in-glove situation.
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (dCxaZ)

That's basically what Catholicism self-identifies as. Good number of inherited practices as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (eYoxG)

273 197 Yeah...I don't know...it seems like the papists around here are the real troublemakers. Especially the Irish ones.

And don't get me started on the Joooos!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at February


BLAM BLAM BLAM!!

Posted by: nurse o'ratched at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (gZceY)

274 IIRC, Russian fighter jets have been playing around with violations of our airspace over the Bering Sea for awhile now, at least going back to the Clinton admin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (ffbyg)

275 Mama Publius was mortified when I told her that story, but I just laughed and said it was one of the funniest conversations I'd ever had.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (Mzdiz)
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I know others that has happened too! I have a Catholic homeschool friend who used to belong to a Protestant homeschool group, as well as our Catholic group. When they prayed to start their meetings, they would always pray that Catholics would convey to Christianity. They knew she was Catholic, too.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (pTb/Z)

276 Hey Joe shot down a balloon in Alaskan waters.
Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (gmo/4)
......

Was he wearing his aviators?

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

277 Serious question: are there actually any white supremacists?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

I had a few hardcore punk friends in the early 80s. One of them thought that some of the punks in Idaho were white supremacists, but he wasn't convinced that they weren't just being young assholes acting out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (XIJ/X)

278 I really don't appreciate the FBI Forts they've built here there and everywhere.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (FDUIz)

279 > The only way Biden/Pelosi could be more Catholic would require them to actually believe in Christ and follow the tenets of Catholicism.

And notice that no Pope has had the balls to excommunicate them, despite their loud and repeated support for baby murder.

The rot goes deep in the Catholic Church, as it does in virtually all "mainstream" denominations.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (bW8dp)

280 I can't fully grok the complete lunacy put on display at this press conference with the Pentagon dicks.

The media is playing 12th-dimensional chess and asking questions 8 moves into the future. And the Pentagon plays along, allowing the Media to control the narrative.

Question: Blah, blah, blah
Answer: We don't know

Full stop.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (Jg7EG)

281 Hey Joe shot down a balloon in Alaskan waters.
Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (gmo/4)
........

Top Gumby

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

282 Why all the paranoia over Catholics? It's not like they have the power of weather machines like the Jooz.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

283
I actually lived next door to a skinhead, he'd done hard time and all the rest of the goodies that come with that "lifestyle choice." Trust me, they don't wear khakis/white polo shirts and carry around flaming torches.
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:41 PM (dCxaZ)



I worked with a guy that was white supremacist. Had the tattoos and swastikas to prove it. He wore a shirt and tie every day to work and was one smart SOB. Very laid back and kept things internal, most times. No one had any clue. He wasn't 'practicing' anymore and was on his town's volunteer fire department.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

284 A. How many foreign groups are officially designated as foreign terrorist groups by the US Govt, BEFORE those groups did anything violent, here or abroad?

B. How many domestic US groups are designated as domestic terrorist groups by the FBI, BEFORE those groups did anything violent?

I expect the answers are:
A. None or very, very few.
B. A lot, quite a lot.

And if so, why? If so, it demonstrates how corrupt the Deep State is.

Posted by: Gref at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (AMIL/)

285 This makes me so angry. Remember the lovely Ann Wilson (Empire1) who passed away last year? Most of her final posts were asking people to contact her if they wanted one of her handmade rosaries. I wish so much I had gotten one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (3ImbR)

I got one. will cherish forever.

Posted by: esteban jo at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (e6MOU)

286 The FBI says it is retracting a leaked document published on the internet Feb. 8 that appears to reveal that the bureau's Richmond division launched an investigation into "radical traditionalist" Catholics and their possible ties to "the far-right white nationalist movement."

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They are retracting a secret? That's not how this game works? You got busted.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (h1jJh)

287 Russian ships were playing bumper cars with our ships when I was in the navy.

Posted by: Archer at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

288 217: "It really does leave one to wonder why just the RC rad-trads? Why not the Evangelicals or Conservative Mainline denominations who stick to traditional values?"

They are coming after Trad Catholics because their numbers are exploding exponentially, their churches are full and they are building bigger ones (check out the brand new SSPX Immaculata in St. Mary's, Kansas as an example), their schools are full, their Seminaries are full, their Convents are full and they are having really large families full of people who are anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, anti-trans, anti-sin who don't watch alot of TV, spend alot of time on Facebook or Twitter, who homeschool their kids and actually use their rosaries for prayer.

Posted by: Monica at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (Ztr3O)

289 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

290 > 274 IIRC, Russian fighter jets have been playing around with violations of our airspace over the Bering Sea for awhile now, at least going back to the Clinton admin.

More commonly it's Tu-95 Bear bombers, and that shit has been going on since the early days of the Cold War.

The game in recent years has been to see whether USAF can get an "escort" out there before the Bears get within cruise missile range of the mainland.

They don't always succeed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (bW8dp)

291 I know others that has happened too! I have a Catholic homeschool friend who used to belong to a Protestant homeschool group, as well as our Catholic group. When they prayed to start their meetings, they would always pray that Catholics would convey to Christianity. They knew she was Catholic, too.
Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (pTb/Z)

I was told by ex's grandma that I worshipped statues.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (CZBWZ)

292 For every one of these that’s discovered, there are ten that aren’t.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (u73oe)

Yup. That's the scary part that no one is talking about.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (BdMk6)

293 Weren't those Papists also involved in the abortion clinic bombings?

Posted by: Paul at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (XNg0S)

294 there are white nationalists...

I do not understand this as a slur.

I am white -- I have primarily caucasian genetic structure and pale skin.
I am nationalist -- I believe each nation should be primarily concerned about their own citizens, borders, culture, and economy, and as an American, I believe American should be put first in our government policies.

Does that make me a monster?

What, exactly, is bad about white nationalism, or am I misunderstanding the term??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (0hOvj)

295 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)



More made up shit to qualify the leftist brain malfunctions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

296 It was publicized yesterday that catholic Pelosi was Speaker for 46% of the $31 trillion in Fed debt.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (FDUIz)

297

Ace is firmly convinced the entire state of Idaho is full of KKK white supremacists. I think there might have been five or six in the early eighties but they've all been pushed out by Californians...

Posted by: You people need to open a window or something at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (5UySx)

298 Reporting a small balloon 20 feet, probably this time really a weather balloon

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

299 And notice that no Pope has had the balls to excommunicate them, despite their loud and repeated support for baby murder.

Cordileone did forbid Pelosi from receiving Communion in his Archdiocese, but he can't enforce this injunction outside his territory. It would be up to the local priest/bishop to deny her.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)

300 289 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

Not enough ammo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

301 I was raised Methodist. The church we attended recently left the Methodist organization due to woke gay shit.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (Wy1BU)

Which gets to what I was saying about this making it hard for the FBI to track which groups of Protestants are left-aligned or right-aligned. There's nominally like 20k-60k groups (from different attempts to count/categorize).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (eYoxG)

302 It is time to cancel the paychecks of everyone in the FBI.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 10, 2023 03:46 PM (h1jJh)

303 Big bad Joe shot down an object over Alaska. Smaller than the Chinese breadbasket they say. Guessing a rogue Canada goose. These people are idiots.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:46 PM (oWBc3)

304 They are retracting a secret? That's not how this game works? You got busted.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (h1jJh)
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Yep. How do you retract a leaked document, hmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

305 >>> 274 IIRC, Russian fighter jets have been playing around with violations of our airspace over the Bering Sea for awhile now, at least going back to the Clinton admin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (ffbyg)

I wouldn't advise them, or really anyone, to invade Alaska.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 03:46 PM (llON8)

306 Miley, check your messages, hon

Posted by: Ben Had at February 10, 2023 03:36 PM (2Sw+I)

I replied to yesterday's, but I don't see any new ones.

Gotta run for a bit to take the trash container up to the road. They come early nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (Mzdiz)

307 I wish so much I had gotten one.

Posted by: IrishEi

I have two and will send you one of them if you contact me. Reach out to bluebell, she can send your contact info to me.

Posted by: nurse o'ratched at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (gZceY)

308 his blonde in a dress
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:32 PM


I'm dubious she meets AoSHQ's rigorous truth-in-advertising standards in regards to being blonde-blonde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

309 This makes me so angry. Remember the lovely Ann Wilson (Empire1) who passed away last year? Most of her final posts were asking people to contact her if they wanted one of her handmade rosaries. I wish so much I had gotten one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (3ImbR)
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I remember. I wish I had gotten one too. At the time I didn't ask for one because I have a gorgeous one made by Jewells and I didn't want to take one that someone else could use. But I would love to have one to remember her by.

The amazing thing is that she wasn't Catholic, she just felt called to make rosaries and give them away.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (pTb/Z)

310 there's a very outspoken convert from conservative Judaism to Roman Catholicism, Roy Schoemann, who maintains that Judaism is pre-Messianic Catholicism and that Cathoicism is post-Messianic Judaism.

That's just orthodox Christianity: its always been one church out of the many, God never changed his mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (0hOvj)

311 The fbi and justice are damn near un-repairble and need to be torn down and started over.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (dO/0d)

312 289 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

Not enough ammo.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)
____________

Fear is the first time you can't do it twice.

Panic is the second time you can't do it once.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

313 > Cordileone did forbid Pelosi from receiving Communion in his Archdiocese

I hadn't heard that. Good for him!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (bW8dp)

314 Masculine anxieties? Not being able to protect or provide for your families. Guessing it's a bigger problem than realized in these times.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (oWBc3)

315 It was publicized yesterday that catholic Pelosi was Speaker for 46% of the $31 trillion in Fed debt.
Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (FDUIz)



How do you think she got those matching $12,000 fridges?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Reporting a small balloon 20 feet, probably this time really a weather balloon
Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe
........

Musta been a Catholic balloon.

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

317 Back to normal nic

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (gZceY)

318 anyway I've been hoping our priest offers us at least one Latin Mass per month. I think I'll have to start bugging him about this, now that I know it chaps the feebs' asses.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

319 >Cordileone did forbid Pelosi from receiving Communion

Yeah but how do you compel her to revert to one of the Winged Children of the Night?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (44ww/)

320 279 > The only way Biden/Pelosi could be more Catholic would require them to actually believe in Christ and follow the tenets of Catholicism.

And notice that no Pope has had the balls to excommunicate them, despite their loud and repeated support for baby murder.

The rot goes deep in the Catholic Church, as it does in virtually all "mainstream" denominations.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:43 PM (bW8dp)

There term I believe is "mainline". Which as I understand have now all been subverted and aren't even the most populated branch of their theological groups anymore. The Left no doubt hopes to launch a similar coup on the Catholic Church but there's more structural impediments there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (eYoxG)

321 Fear is the first time you can't do it twice.

Panic is the second time you can't do it once.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

Wait, twice? Like in the same week?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

322 277 Serious question: are there actually any white supremacists?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

I had a few hardcore punk friends in the early 80s. One of them thought that some of the punks in Idaho were white supremacists, but he wasn't convinced that they weren't just being young assholes acting out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (XIJ/X)
________________________

There are more people in this country that literally eat shit than there are white supremacists. There's no ideology more marginalized or hated -- even among whites -- than white supremacists. In fact, they are such unicorns that the FBI has to invent them and pretend that normal law-abiding citizens are supremacists. You'd think that if they really were any kind of a movement or threat, the FBI would be able to point to one -- just ONE -- real genuine one.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

323 > I wouldn't advise them, or really anyone, to invade Alaska.

A "liberal" here is defined as "doesn't own anything larger than .357 Magnum".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (bW8dp)

324 Does anyone find it "interesting" that just days before Biden told his SOTU lie about Republicans fucking with everyone's Social Security, there was... Mike Pence... a couple days earlier coming out on his "controversial" platform of "reforming Social Security".

I mean, simply exquisite timing, non?

Posted by: ... at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (fAlyB)

325 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

Not enough ammo.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM


Are those shelves sufficiently strong and well anchored?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)

326 Big bad Joe shot down an object over Alaska.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:46 PM (oWBc3)
_____________

F. Joe was suffering from "masculinist anxieties," and decided to prove his manhood, a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

327 I'm dubious she meets AoSHQ's rigorous truth-in-advertising standards in regards to being blonde-blonde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

Someone really ought to check...

I volunteer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (XIJ/X)

328 Hail Mary full of grace; the FBI is full of $hit

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (SRiFu)

329 The fbi and justice are damn near un-repairble and need to be torn down and started over.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Great idea; but, first(!) let's build them a building complex bigger than the pentagon!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (e3FoU)

330 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (eGTCV)

331 In the book Leaning Towers we were introduced to the concept of Muslim warriors were of two tribes. One was Isis style open aggression and one The Muslim Brotherhood who wore ties with their suits to blend into the society that they intended to destroy.

Antifa/BLM & FBI/CIA both support democrats fervently. Democrat control destroys every concept of Constitutional order it can.

I'm seeing a parallel.

Posted by: DanMan at February 10, 2023 03:50 PM (DB6tu)

332 That's just orthodox Christianity: its always been one church out of the many, God never changed his mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (0hOvj)

There's a few different belief systems out there about the relation between Christianity and pre-Christian Judaism.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:50 PM (eYoxG)

333 289 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
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Is it too small?

Posted by: Ciampino -- luftbalons at February 10, 2023 03:50 PM (qfLjt)

334 The amazing thing is that she wasn't Catholic, she just felt called to make rosaries and give them away.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (pTb/Z)


Some years ago I was in a buddy's vehicle and I noticed a rosary in his console. I knew he didn't even profess Christian faith, let alone RC. So I asked if one of his friends had left it behind?

He said, "No, I just carry it with me in case something happens to me. It comes from the Holy Land". I was really surprised, to say the least.

Six weeks later, he died suddenly at age 38.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (dCxaZ)

335 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (eGTCV)



Nope. Friendship requires a modicum of trust. I would not trust an FBI agent at this point. Ham and eggs or not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

336 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (eGTCV)


Nope. I knew someone from online and when we met for the first time he told me that he was an FBI agent. I want nothing to do with that scumbag.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (wmDcS)

337 If Biden shot down anything over Alaska you can bet the FBI put it there for him.

Posted by: DanMan at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (DB6tu)

338 I've been in communication with the other radicals over at the Vatican, and we've decided that it's about time to mobilize another crusade.

Mount up, Christian Soldiers!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (Jg7EG)

339 You'd think that if they really were any kind of a movement or threat, the FBI would be able to point to one -- just ONE -- real genuine one.

They're out there, but they keep it quiet and to themselves. I've run into a couple in real life and they seem like just regular guys until they think you're in it with them or they have a few too many beers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (0hOvj)

340 Big bad Joe shot down an object over Alaska.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
........

OMG what if it falls on a gold dredge? or an igloo? or a polar bear?
Nobody is safe!

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

341 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
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I reckon it means "Dudes who don't want to cuck out, tuck under, carry tampons around in solidarity and swear fealty to feminism."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)

342 The last balloon was totes no big deal so we had to shoot this one down out of an abundance of caution.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (KbCG3)

343 330 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (eGTCV)

I definitely wouldn't go to any events that had dancing with an FBI agent.

Remember that guy?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (Y5qcH)

344 Wait, twice? Like in the same week?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

—————-

What are you, some kind of super hero?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (u73oe)

345 340 Big bad Joe shot down an object over Alaska.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
........

Brave Sir Joe slew the ... Shiny object.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (bs+z0)

346 He said, "No, I just carry it with me in case something happens to me. It comes from the Holy Land". I was really surprised, to say the least.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (dCxaZ)
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Seems he really did believe after all.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (pTb/Z)

347 There's a few different belief systems out there about the relation between Christianity and pre-Christian Judaism.

Yeah, its a matter of some quibble about details, but every Christian church has always taught that Adam and David and Paul and me are saved by the same savior, either looking forward or looking back to Jesus. That they're in the same paradise as us, all saved by God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (0hOvj)

348 251 They take innocent things that any reasonably informed Catholic could explain to them and invest them with sinister dark meanings.

... yeah. This is the problem with diversity and inclusion. They forget to round out the training with traditional groups, seemingly stuck on Muslims and Wiccas

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

349 The last balloon was totes no big deal so we had to shoot this one down out of an abundance of caution.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (KbCG3)



We launched it. We shot it down.


All in an effort to make Biden look with it and in control. The last balloon made him look like an incompetent boob, so they're doing damage control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

350 The Left no doubt hopes to launch a similar coup on the Catholic Church but there's more structural impediments there.

why yes, yes there is

Posted by: kallisto, reflecting on a Church that has maintained and sustained over 2 millenia despite constant at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (dCxaZ)

351 Our birthing pyrson
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be xir name....

Posted by: Anglicans at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (fXdYt)

352 The White Nationalist Movement is often connected with the KKK.
The Klan has existed in three distinct eras. During the second era (peaked 1924-1925), they targeted Catholics (mainly Irish and Italians).

My Irish mother told me stories of cross burnings in the next town over from where the Irish, the Italians, and she lived in Eastern Pennsylvania.

The FBI has no sense of history, and the long term interactions of these various groups. It just isn’t likely that there would be any more than the odd occasion when a few outliers of these contrasting groups would ever team up.
Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

KKK is still going strong, and still running the Donk party: the Kalorama Kommie Klub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (tkR6S)

353 Was it not a few years back they tried to tar the Knights of Columbus as terrorist for carring swords?

IIRC to get a sword took a fairly long time. Never saw Grand Knight with a sword who was younger then fifty.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (PbwT0)

354 Friendship requires a modicum of trust. I would not trust an FBI agent at this point. Ham and eggs or not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I had a pleasant couple of hours at a bar chatting with an FBI agent. He had just been transferred here.

Nice guy. But this was 10 years ago. Today? Nope. I wouldn't be interested in anything he said, because it would be antithetical to pretty much everything I believe about and hope for my country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (XIJ/X)

355 270 Could we wrap this up? I have a plane to catch.

Posted by: Chrissy Wray at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)
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Watch out that FJB doesn't shoot you down. (Boy that would be something, a 'breakout the Champaign' something).

Posted by: Ciampino - where's my 88 at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (qfLjt)

356
Brave Sir Joe slew the ... Shiny object.
Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (bs+z0)



Hey. Sometimes the shiny object .........

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Great idea; but, first(!) let's build them a building complex bigger than the pentagon!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 10, 2023 03:49 PM (e3FoU)



LOL, yeah I read that. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (dO/0d)

358 > 330 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?

They are in daily violation of their sworn oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Why would I want to be friends with such a person?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (bW8dp)

359 Seems he really did believe after all.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:52 PM (pTb/Z)


I think so.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (dCxaZ)

360 They're out there, but they keep it quiet and to themselves.

the lunatic fringe?

Posted by: Red Rider at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (j5Tg0)

361 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Is it too small?
Posted by: Ciampino


OK, that explains Xi Jinping. Now what are American men anxious about?

Posted by: mikeski at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (P1f+c)

362 Give the author a break.
They don't just give away GS-13 positions.
Now our hard-working civil servant will need to come up with another angle for promotion.

Posted by: Cluebat at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (kn9u9)

363
I had a pleasant couple of hours at a bar chatting with an FBI agent. He had just been transferred here.

Nice guy. But this was 10 years ago. Today? Nope. I wouldn't be interested in anything he said, because it would be antithetical to pretty much everything I believe about and hope for my country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (XIJ/X)



Yep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

364 The Holy Land rosary was so simple and beautiful. It was crafted from olive wood.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (dCxaZ)

365 Funny. Imo, if there's any 'church' to keep an eye on, it's Universal Unitarian, the oft meeting place of Indivisible, SURJ, etc. - the ornery Whites.

Posted by: Lola at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (Wxlzw)

366
I know more abut Christianity than most Jews, but I've never been clear on one thing. I lean toward "no," on this, but I' don't know... can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives? I'm pretty sure that's a no-no for you guys, right?

If not, I can probably help a few hide when this starts getting bad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (oINRc)

367 What, exactly, is bad about white nationalism, or am I misunderstanding the term??

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When you hear the term used on CNN/MSNBC you can tell from the context that they mean it as something terrible. I think they are subliminally suggesting to their viewers that if you are proud to be American that you are inherently bad and the same goes if you aren't ashamed to be white.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (h1jJh)

368 LOL.. So Joe says when he hears "The President" he looks around to see where he is... So do we Joe, so do we

Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

369 If I met an FBI agent at a bar, I'd ask them, "Shouldn't you be out covering up some Democrat's crime right now?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)

370 Our birthing pyrson
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be xir name....
Posted by: Anglicans
.......

give us this day our daily chocolate ration

Posted by: wth at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

371 @342

yep, even a Fetterman can follow this cavalcade of clear thinking logic

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (3byMq)

372 'I said hey joe where you goin with that gun in your hand.......'

Posted by: Eromero at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (1vBNQ)

373 And yet Scientology can just roam around unabated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

374 FBI is also harassing Orthodox Christian parishes.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (yUdfq)

375 Apparently Catholicism and Western Civilization is more than an idea.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (2Ypbg)

376 I bought an olive wood crucifix this year. Real pretty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2023 03:57 PM (CZBWZ)

377 373 And yet Scientology can just roam around unabated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, they have the best lawyers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:57 PM (Y5qcH)

378 If Biden shot down anything over Alaska you can bet the FBI put it there for him.
Posted by: DanMan at February 10, 2023 03:51 PM (DB6tu)
_______________

"Pull!" Blam!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

379 > can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives?

I don't know if there is a universal policy on that. Perhaps the Catholics have one.

I do know that martyrs are pretty much universally admired.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

380 Bring out Lloyd Austin to do his Rummy 'we got em'

Ridicule the junta, mercilessly.

Posted by: micky at February 10, 2023 03:57 PM (3byMq)

381 Well, they have the best lawyers.

And they have a sort of enforcement division that will attack people who are too much trouble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)

382 If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Only long enough to get his physical address. After that, the glowie gets ghosted.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (3CCua)

383 366
I know more abut Christianity than most Jews, but I've never been clear on one thing. I lean toward "no," on this, but I' don't know... can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives? I'm pretty sure that's a no-no for you guys, right?

If not, I can probably help a few hide when this starts getting bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (oINRc)

It doesn't fall into a special category of forbiddenness like suicide and the like for Catholics. Probably mildly sinful at best.

Strictly the Catholic ideal is martyrdom though(ace the test kind of results, go straight to Heaven no worries), so it'd seem like an awful waste of an opportunity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (eYoxG)

384 Russia cuts production due to price caps, price goes up. They get capitalism it seems. Maybe Red Joe is working for someone other than China?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (oWBc3)

385 >351 Our birthing pyrson
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be xir name....

Posted by: Anglicans at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (fXdYt)

The Church of England has crossed the Rubicon.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (gryET)

386 Good for you, Pug. The Mass always brings me a sense of peace. For an hour the outside world doesn't matter.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (pTb/Z)

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Prager makes a very compelling case for the importance of and numerous benefits -- not least of which is improved mental health & attitude -- from unfailingly observing the Shabbat / Sabbath day.

He credits it for primarily sustaining, in his early 70s now, the same energy level as he possessed in his 20s.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (djq75)

387 *mildly sinful at worst.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (eYoxG)

388 Talked to a retired FBI agent on a golf course outside of Hubbard, Ohio a few years ago. He spent his time as an agent chasing local (Youngstown area) mobsters around. He had a less than stellar opinion of today's FBI. Didn't elaborate though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

389 366 No, YD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (ffbyg)

390 can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives? I'm pretty sure that's a no-no for you guys, right?
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I can't quote you scripture, but I'm pretty sure denying Him if asked is frowned upon.

Wouldn't be the first time it's happened, of course.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (rHQZF)

391 Nothing, to me, was more indicative of the filth and rot of a radical Catholic element in D.C. swamp then when Paul engaged with Dr. Jill in act of forbidden carnal knowledge.

He slipped her the tongue!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (Jg7EG)

392 Turns out the thing Biden* blew out of the sky above Alaska was an Afghan interpreter and his family. Again.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (ik/65)

393
If you met a FIBBER somewhere, had some friendly conversation and found out he is an FBI agent--would you explore the possibility of friendship?

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LOLOLOL. Absolutely not. As soon as he mentioned his perversion, I'd turn on my heel. Not one more word besides maybe "go fuck yourself."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (oINRc)

394 LOL.. So Joe says when he hears "The President" he looks around to see where he is... So do we Joe, so do we
Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)


Up until about six months ago every time I heard "the President" I immediately thought "Trump." It would take me a second to realize they were talking about Biden.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

395 > Wouldn't be the first time it's happened, of course.

Good point. Presumably Peter got a pass on that one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (bW8dp)

396 The FBI can't tussle with Scientology, you have to deal with Cruise! Bad mofo.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (oWBc3)

397 They "rescinded" the memo.

Did they rescind the intent and the targeting?

I think we know the answer.

Posted by: blaster at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (pwExq)

398 If not, I can probably help a few hide when this starts getting bad.

I'm not hiding, so some other moron can take my hidey-hole spot. Very nice of you to offer though.

YD the early Christians had to hide their faith in order to live in Rome pre-Constantine's decriminalization. And certainly all through history when persecutions occurred. There's no requirement to stay Out and Proud about Christianity AFAIK.

Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (dCxaZ)

399 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)

400 Daisy, the dumbest puppy on the planet, out playing with one of the kids old soccer balls, ran down the deck stairs to get the ball and grabbed it in her mouth, made it halfway back to the deck stairs and then stop to pee. With the soccer ball still in her mouth.

Puppies

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (Clf7v)

401 Only long enough to get his physical address. After that, the glowie gets ghosted.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Just to be clear, that means I no longer let the glowie be a part of the people I associate with through a well developed sense of self protection. He/she/it will be kept well the phuck away from everything i think, and hold dear.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (3CCua)

402 Good for you, Pug. The Mass always brings me a sense of peace. For an hour the outside world doesn't matter.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:38 PM (pTb/Z)

---------

Prager makes a very compelling case for the importance of and numerous benefits -- not least of which is improved mental health & attitude -- from unfailingly observing the Shabbat / Sabbath day.

He credits it for primarily sustaining, in his early 70s now, the same energy level as he possessed in his 20s.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (djq75)

403 A black man says he was manhandled and removed from a February 4 Sarah Silverman concert for wearing blackface. The 71-year-old Michael B. Jackson says he wore the blackface to protest Silverman’s use of blackface 15 years ago in a skit on her canceled TV show. Jackson said things got so rough, six security guards were necessary to remove him, and he ended up in the hospital.

Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

404 >Wouldn't be the first time it's happened, of course.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 10, 2023 03:59 PM (rHQZF)

You ain't whistlin' Dixie bub.

Posted by: St. Pete at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (gryET)

405 I bought an olive wood crucifix this year. Real pretty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

There was a company here in Dallas back when malls were still big that had a kiosk that sold olive wood crosses from olive trees supposedly from The Holy Land.

True? No idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (SbJgO)

406 I say that as a protestant BTW

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (rHQZF)

407 .. I seem to remember a story out of Taiwan a few years back about how the mainland Chinese where seeking green laser technology because it supposedly could be used to find submarines under water.
Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

And green lasers won't cause Climate Catastrophe!

Posted by: Al Gore at February 10, 2023 04:00 PM (tkR6S)

408 can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives?

Augustine argued that this sin can be forgiven like any other.

There was a controversy at the time where Christians who actively were alive during some of Rome's most ghastly persecution and denied Christ to save their families. When Constantine chose Christianity to be Rome's official religion, the persecution was over and those people wanted to be in church and even leadership.

Augustine pointed out that Jesus died for that, and Peter in particularly denied Christ before others and was considered a leader in the church, even called "the first pope."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 04:01 PM (0hOvj)

409 You'd think that if they really were any kind of a movement or threat, the FBI would be able to point to one -- just ONE -- real genuine one.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

That's easy. I can point to them without even thinking about it. It's the democrat party.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 10, 2023 04:01 PM (BdMk6)

410 >>> 383 366
I know more abut Christianity than most Jews, but I've never been clear on one thing. I lean toward "no," on this, but I' don't know... can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives? I'm pretty sure that's a no-no for you guys, right?

If not, I can probably help a few hide when this starts getting bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (oINRc)

It doesn't fall into a special category of forbiddenness like suicide and the like for Catholics. Probably mildly sinful at best.

Strictly the Catholic ideal is martyrdom though(ace the test kind of results, go straight to Heaven no worries), so it'd seem like an awful waste of an opportunity.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (eYoxG)

Definitely not an expert here but I think the problem is not so much lying about being a Christian, as doing something like converting to Islam or such even if under duress.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 10, 2023 04:01 PM (llON8)

411 312 289 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

Not enough ammo.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)
____________

Fear is the first time you can't do it twice.

Panic is the second time you can't do it once.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)
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Ancient wisdom and probably true. I wonder who was the first man (of our fecund ancestors who begat) to experience Panic?

Posted by: Ciampino - Not Job at February 10, 2023 04:01 PM (qfLjt)

412
And they have a sort of enforcement division that will attack people who are too much trouble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)



I find that organizations that have their own internal legal systems ought not be trusted. Same with Universities. Why do they need their OWN police force? The town guys not good enough for you?

"We did our own investigation and found that the girl was NOT raped by that student athlete over there. CASE CLOSED!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 10, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

413 And what the hell are "masculinist anxieties?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Am I developing too much of a pot belly?

Although worry ovetcthe too small penis was pretty funny answer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2023 04:02 PM (D+F6R)

414
I'm dubious she meets AoSHQ's rigorous truth-in-advertising standards in regards to being blonde-blonde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

Someone really ought to check...

I volunteer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Greater love hath no man that he throws himself onto a blonde grenade for his fellow man...

Book of Cur, Chapter 3 Verse 15

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 10, 2023 04:02 PM (n+4am)

415 3 PM: Shot down an object.
4 PM: The object was a balloon.
5 PM: No, the object was a drone.
6 PM: Actually, the object was a small aircraft.
7 PM: Ooops, the object was a commercial airliner. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT FBI MEMO ATTACKING RADICAL TRADITIONAL CATHOLICS??? CRAZY, RIGHT???

Posted by: The Squirrel Wars at February 10, 2023 04:04 PM (ik/65)

416 321 Fear is the first time you can't do it twice.

Panic is the second time you can't do it once.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 10, 2023 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

Wait, twice? Like in the same week?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 10, 2023 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)
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LOL, that riposte came out of left field.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not Abraham at February 10, 2023 04:04 PM (qfLjt)

417 This FBI things fits in with Democrats supporting a resolution that decrys "Christian nationalism" because apparently if you want border control and are a Christian you support an all white nation and a theocracy. Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2023 04:04 PM (D+F6R)

418 My urologist used a green laser on my prostate. Didn't find any submarines though.

Posted by: Who Sevened the Snake? at February 10, 2023 04:06 PM (ik/65)

419 bluebell. I got one from her. I will give it to you if you want it. You are way more deserving of it than me.
let me know.

Posted by: esteban jo at February 10, 2023 04:07 PM (e6MOU)

420 esteban jo, you're certainly generous!

Posted by: Eromero at February 10, 2023 04:09 PM (1vBNQ)

421 49 I posted this yesterday. Church Militant- Conservative RC groups answers FBI memo:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9exhh6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2023 04:12 PM (GqAqs)

422 Reporting a small balloon 20 feet, probably this time really a weather balloon
Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe

Most likely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2023 04:14 PM (tkR6S)

423 bluebell. I got one from her. I will give it to you if you want it. You are way more deserving of it than me.
let me know.
Posted by: esteban jo at February 10, 2023 04:07 PM (e6MOU)
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You are most kind, but I wouldn't dream of it! I can't tell you how touched I am that you would offer. I'm lucky enough to have a rosary handmade by another Hordeling, and you must keep Ann's and think of her whenever you see it.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 04:15 PM (pTb/Z)

424 385 >351 Our birthing pyrson
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be xir name....

Posted by: Anglicans at February 10, 2023 03:53 PM (fXdYt)

The Church of England has crossed the Rubicon.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 10, 2023 03:58 PM (gryET)
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O my, they'll be in Rome soon. Someone tell the Pope!

Posted by: Ciampino - Rubicon = Fiumicino = small river at February 10, 2023 04:18 PM (qfLjt)

425 Crying while given testimony about how shitty the FBI is...

Another reason to Abolish The FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 10, 2023 04:19 PM (R/m4+)

426 Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2023 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

Too accurate but still funny! Thanks SMOD.

I read a lot of Late Roman / Byzantine history and it makes you weep the energy they wasted on differences that are hard to even define.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 10, 2023 04:25 PM (eoQWY)

427 I had a few hardcore punk friends in the early 80s. One of them thought that some of the punks in Idaho were white supremacists, but he wasn't convinced that they weren't just being young assholes acting out.

///

most of this stuff was a reaction to dad.

the "surf nazis" and things like that of the late 50s to 70s were kids just trying to piss off their vet dads. They weren't askkksshually national socialists.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 10, 2023 04:26 PM (MLrvz)

428 Honey, I understand your disappointment with the FIB, but crying is just not helpful...best to keep a stiff upper lip and demolish your enemies.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 10, 2023 04:28 PM (S7une)

429 My grandmother had a cousin who was Italian and Catholic. Aunt Rose gave grandma a rosary. I have it now and even though I'm not Catholic, I carry it with me when I travel.


Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 10, 2023 03:39 PM (Wy1BU)

My uncle bought my grandmother a gorgeous crystal rosary when he was abroad in the 40s. The three aunts fought over it when she died (it was still in its original box, since Mom-mom used her everyday rosaries. So when the other two sisters died, it came to my mother. She had it turned into a Madonna-like necklace and 2 sets of earrings. I have it now, but it's missing some of the crystals since the other pair of earrings went to her hairdresser.

There are other stories that I could tell about my mother, and some of them are quite subversive. She is a twisted Catholic.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 04:28 PM (Mzdiz)

430 Can't wait for us conservative Reformed Protestants to get the "rad trad" treatment, too.

It really does leave one to wonder why just the RC rad-trads? Why not the Evangelicals or Conservative Mainline denominations who stick to traditional values?

Makes me think they are motivated by being warriors in the great Spiritual Battle between Good and Evil. And they know who their strongest enemies are.
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

I'd guess the Roe closure is to blame. Catholics were the advance guard and most visible force against abortion for a while. Not to denigrate others who oppose abortion at all, but a pro-abortion zealot with an axe to grind might have RC at the top of the list.

Sadly, its one of the few things since I can say that about our Church.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 10, 2023 04:30 PM (eoQWY)

431 This sounds like a Pitch meeting:

Idiotic Head of FBI: Hi, do you have a new enemy of the state for me?

Lying Paranoid FBI Agent Shitbird: Yes, sir. I do. It's the Catholics. They're praying the Rosary.

IHoF: The Rosary! That's the little bead thing!

LPFAS: Yes, sir. And they're using those beads to become white supremists! And using them for violent action.

I: You mean they're choking people to death with their bead thingies?

L: No, sir. They're praying to God on them.

I: ...Oh...

L: But, they're praying for the wrong things like ending abortion and transition surgery on children.

I: Great Gaia! The Catholic Church is going to be hard to stop.
L: Actually, it's going to be super easy. Barely, an inconvenience. We just arrest those bastards for using their First Amendment Right and praying the wrong way with those Rosaries!
...

Posted by: naturalfake at February 10, 2023 04:30 PM (KLPy8)

432 I want to see the FBI call Knights of Peter Claver terrorists or some BS.

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at February 10, 2023 04:32 PM (i0XLv)

433 I know more abut Christianity than most Jews, but I've never been clear on one thing. I lean toward "no," on this, but I' don't know... can Christians, like Jews, hide their Christianity to save their lives? I'm pretty sure that's a no-no for you guys, right?

If not, I can probably help a few hide when this starts getting bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2023 03:55 PM (oINRc)

Back in the day of original persecutions, there was a fight between what to do about "Donatists" -- those who caved under Roman persecution and handed over scripture (hence the Dona-) and recanted to avoid martyrdom. Rome itself was on the side of allowing them back into church, even bishops, with penance.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 10, 2023 04:35 PM (eoQWY)

434 I know others that has happened too! I have a Catholic homeschool friend who used to belong to a Protestant homeschool group, as well as our Catholic group. When they prayed to start their meetings, they would always pray that Catholics would convey to Christianity. They knew she was Catholic, too.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2023 03:42 PM (pTb/Z)

Publius is somewhat irreverent, but he knows his Old Testament inside out (his daddy taught Sunday school back in the day, and the dusty shelves in the den are filled with Biblical thought). Southern Baptists love their OT. Most of my Old Testament knowledge came from a little blue book that I was given as a kid. Catholics are very New Testament.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 04:38 PM (Mzdiz)

435 The shot the sleigh down because Santa Claus-or rather Saint Nicholas is a RC-or rather Eastern Orthodox- before the split-and so supports a theocracy and white nationalism. He probably uses a rosary or prayer rope too!!!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2023 04:39 PM (D+F6R)

436 I was told by ex's grandma that I worshipped statues.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2023 03:45 PM (CZBWZ)

Publius' grandma would have been more horrified by him marrying a Cat-licker than a yankee, and I'm both. Good thing she's long dead or things would be hairy around here.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 10, 2023 04:42 PM (Mzdiz)

437 The FBI needs to not just remove the document, but remove every single employee associated with it. Discharged dishonorably with forfeit of pension.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at February 10, 2023 04:48 PM (96wFa)

438 'Our exacting standards.'

What standards?

Posted by: aelfheld at February 10, 2023 04:51 PM (Zy9Yy)

439 18 Wow, when did the FBI hire Zombie Martin Luther?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2023 03:08 PM (ffbyg)

by today's standards, he'd be a rad-trad. He never stopped praying the rosary and went to his death professing devotion to the Blessed Mother

He just didn't like being told he couldn't get jiggy with the nuns
Posted by: kallisto at February 10, 2023 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

Luther also committed the sin of Scrupulosity (he'd go to confession 20 - 30 times a day). That's why he developed his theology (justification by grace alone) because he was worried about sin.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 10, 2023 05:01 PM (pJWtt)

440 "masculinist anxieties" is leftist codespeak for toxic masculinity. Just as Jesus is Lord and King of the Universe, many traditional Catholics believe that God has made husbands to rule over their "own kingdoms", their household. Some men rule their families as autocrats and tyrants while others, like my husband, are more like a benevolent head of the household. The only time he steps in is when he and I have a serious disagreement and then I defer to his judgement, and if he is wrong, he'll eventually admit it, and we fix it. I know of some families where the husband leaves detailed to-do notes for wife and children, though..... and I wouldn't like that at all........ so you can see how a masculine man who takes this role seriously would really irk liberated leftist women.

Posted by: Monica at February 10, 2023 05:39 PM (Ztr3O)

441 Time to focus attention to Americas worst of all enemy the United Nations

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 10, 2023 05:42 PM (wGqjj)

442 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwIJ9pRWBpo

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at February 10, 2023 06:41 PM (Z4oqp)

443 I am a lifelong Catholic. The site linked to - https://romancatholicgear.com - is one that, among other customers, caters to military members, who would prefer a rosary that could withstand harsh conditions in the field. So, 'Combat Rosaries'.
Also, the references to the "Church Militant" and "Spiritual Warfare" are to fighting the Devil and other forces of evil.
Not your political enemies. It's no more militaristic than the name of the Salvation Army.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at February 11, 2023 08:41 AM (PS49u)

444 Here is the crew that is going to stop this nonsense:

"Club for Growth Invites Ron DeSantis to Join Wall Street Controlled Republican Candidates Haley, Pompeo, Pence, Youngkin and Scott for 2024 Planning Session at Donor Retreat"

Not. You are about to see GOPe for who they are. Again.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 11, 2023 10:07 AM (ryUqI)

445 USINT have infiltrated Truth Social? Unsurprising Trump would welcome Deep State infiltrators with open arms.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 11, 2023 06:53 PM (ET4ax)

446 What a mateгial of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable know-h᧐w on the topic of unexpectеd emotions.

Posted by: skeptic at February 14, 2023 05:39 PM (vBrSW)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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