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Second New Jersey Republican Politician Murdered; For Some Reason, the Leftwing Antifa-Supporting Media Isn't Giving This Story Much Attention

Political violence is the worst thing in the world, if you're talking about people posting memes about AOC.

But when an actual assassin turns up at the home of Bret Kavanaugh with a gun, ninja shoes, and electrical tape to bind the family's hands and gag them, it's just Some People who Did Something.

First, a Republican councilwoman named Eunice Dwumfour was assassinated outside her home.


Joshua Rodriguez
@Joshuajered

BREAKING: New Jersey Republican Councilwoman Eunice Dwumfour was assassinated outside her home. This was the scene overnight in Sayreville where her white SUV crashed after gunshots rang out. Police say it appears she was targeted and are still searching for several suspects.

The RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION outlet the New York Post is one of the few actually assigning reporters to this story.

Chilling, new surveillance video has emerged of a person appearing to run from the scene where New Jersey Councilwoman Eunice Dwumfour was gunned down in her SUV last week.

The short clip obtained by News 12 New Jersey was recorded about 7 p.m. Feb. 1 -- around the time Dwumfour was killed -- and shows a person wearing dark clothing darting across the frame.

It reportedly matches witness accounts that the shooter fled to the Garden State Parkway near the Camelot at La Mer apartment complex in Sayreville, where the victim was found slumped behind the wheel of her white Nissan.

The suspect also could have run down an embankment onto nearby Ernston Road, where authorities have installed digital signs asking for help from the public, according to News 12.

The quality of the footage is poor and it is difficult to make out details of the person seen running.

The footage is not worth looking at. The figure is a featureless dark-colored blob which can't aid in identification.

That murder remains unsolved, which you'd think our ratings-hungry media would care about.

ToHellinAHandbasket
@ugottabekidn

This is the polar opposite of The Left's standard 'Jussie Smollett' story, cause it's real, she died, there was no Subway sandwich in her hand, and it's not being announced from the Establishment Corporate Media that Hwhite Supremacy is afoot and solely to blame.

Dwumfour is black -- a point I mention just to underscore how corrupt the leftwing media is in burying this story.

They would not have buried the story of a black woman Democrat politician being executed with a handgun outside her home.

But this racist White Supremacist?

Meh.


gunneddownGOPcouncilwoman.jpg


Maybe if the killer turns out to be white, the media will deign to cover this.


And now there's been a second Republican NJ council member has been executed.

The killer, they believe, has been identified -- and is dead, killed by his own hand.


A New Jersey municipal council member was shot dead in his car Wednesday, exactly a week after the unsolved slaying of Councilwoman Eunice Dwumfour.


Russell Heller, 51, was found dead just after 7 a.m. in the Somerset parking lot of PSE&G, the local energy company where the Milford Republican worked.

Cops quickly IDed a former employee, Gary Curtis, 58, as a suspect -- and found him dead in his car from a suspected self-inflicted gunshot around three and a half hours after the slaying.

The councilman's murder came exactly a week after Sayreville Councilwoman Dwumfour -- also a Republican -- was gunned down in her SUV outside her home about 15 miles away. Her murder remains unsolved.

Authorities have not linked the crimes, and the Somerset County Prosecutor's Office insisted that Heller's murder appeared to be "an isolated incident."

The victim here is white and the killer black, so you know this will never make it to the air on MSNBC.

As the police say these two shootings are unrelated, the killer of Eunice Dwumfour remains at large.

And the media remains uninterested.

Thanks to JJ Sefton.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

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1 What information did she have on Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (PyOKD)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (eYoxG)

3 For Some Reason, the Leftwing Antifa-Supporting Media Isn't Giving This Story Much Attention
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Antifa is just an idea ... about hurting conservatives....

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (krQz2)

4
Nobody is interested in this.

DIS/MIS INFORMATION!

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (j4U/Z)

5
Not saying it's suspicious but if they were Democrats the MSM would be on it 25/8/366.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (MoZTd)

6 this will not end well

Posted by: Eunice Dwumfour at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)

7 Well, it is Jersey. The Maple Syrup Mafia are probably responsible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

8 Thanks to JJ Sefton


Ace, does this mean you’re finally going to give him his birthday off tomorrow?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (ffbyg)

9 Dwumfour is black -- a point I mention just to underscore how corrupt the leftwing media is in burying this story.
++++
She's a Republican. That offsets and cancels out her blackness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (vf0Uk)

11 At least 51% America will never hear of this. 75% won't believe it.

Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (z3WCn)

12 She looks like a happy lady. RIP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

13
Anyone seen Paulie Walnuts?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (MoZTd)

14 Political violence ending in death was on my 2023 bingo card.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

15 She's a Republican. That offsets and cancels out her blackness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

Yep, she does not count.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

16 If only Sarah Palin hadn’t drawn a target over her district…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (ffbyg)

17 A red Ford F150 was seen speeding away, spilling bleach and leaving a rope tailing behind it with the driver screaming "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!" witnesses say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (vf0Uk)

18 Probably the best footage of this murder will turn out to be on the Chinese spy balloon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

19 And Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (/6ur0)

20 We're unpeople.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (v+hV+)

21 The irony I enjoy about Antifa, which the press swore up and down was the self-same organization as fought the Nazis 100 years ago before it became unpopular to think so, being an "idea" is that....

It's not like the same can't be said of the thought that the European stock is superior to all other ethnicities.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (krQz2)

22 Spartacus seen leaving the scene?


Jonathan Turley is killing this hearing in a good way.

Posted by: micky at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (3byMq)

23 Anyone seen Paulie Walnuts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023


***
No, but the whereabouts of the Jackal are still unknown.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (J2vNu)

24
Local story. Look, pal, let's not get too worked up over dead Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (MoZTd)

25 Starts out at a low level.
They figure out what they can get away with.
Then go from there.
If they can fix an election, or blow up a pipeline, they sure as hell can get a few folks whacked.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (anj39)

26 And Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (/6ur0)
---
He had feeling in his head.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

27 Suspect Gary Curtis, 58, a former colleague of Heller’s at PSE&G, was later found dead in his car.

And in the local online papers it's said that Curtis had been fired by Heller, so I don't know that it has anything to do with Mr. Heller being a Republican Councilman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (D+F6R)

28 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 comes for us all.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (Vwz3I)

29 Are either of these people mentioned in Hunter's laptop?

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (C7jzY)

30 "This will not end well."

Quoted for truth.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (TU8Tj)

31 Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Read about this hours ago...
Again?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (IwG52)

32
Compare this to queer romp with paul pelosi.
That fake "attack" was blamed on whom, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (flDOf)

33 First, a Republican councilwoman named Eunice Dwumfour was assassinated outside her home.
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A Nigerian Christian, I understand.

Hmm. What suspects come to mind?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (Vwz3I)

34 Authorities have not linked the crimes, and the Somerset County Prosecutor's Office insisted that Heller's murder appeared to be "an isolated incident."
++++
It may well have been, but boy the timing and theme look bad. Kinda like American Airlines flight 587. Just after 9/11, when everyone and everything is on high alert, the plane blew up on the runway and there were no survivors. The immediate reaction, given the proximity, was "Oh G-d, they took out another one." It was a combination of accident and fuck-up, but it sure did look way more suspicious than it was.

This could well be something like that. Or someone is out murdering NJ Republicans. It's hard to know when everyone is a liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

35
Stochastic terrorism

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (MoZTd)

36 26 And Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (/6ur0)
---
He had feeling in his head.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

Or someone waved a torch in front of him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (/6ur0)

37 Sorry MAE, I forgot you're in a different time zone and just getting started.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (IwG52)

38 Oz said the killing word, crudite, and Fetterman collapsed.

This is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

39 Our speech is violence, their violence is speech.

Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2023 03:44 PM (kOpft)

40 That murder remains unsolved, which you'd think our ratings-hungry media would care about.
---
Which works to dispel the argument that it's all about the ratings which stories get picked and which ones don't.

Libs don't care about conservatives, so they can't care about the story, and they don't run stories they don't care about--especially when it encourages the "right wing" to try to make points about it.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:44 PM (krQz2)

41 meanwhile, J6 political prisoners rot in solitary confinement...because dangerous.

the same DOJ that plead for leniency for antifa murderers and cop firebombers (and never really cared about antifa laser and firework attacks)

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:44 PM (MLrvz)

42 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 comes for us all.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:42 PM (Vwz3I)



He CAN be defeated.

Posted by: Bill and Ted at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (vf0Uk)

43
Letterman allegedly rushed to hospital.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

________

"Lightheaded". Considering how little is up there this is a not-inaccurate diagnosis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)

44 13
Anyone seen Paulie Walnuts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM (MoZTd)

Wasn't him. Last place he was seen was in Pine Barrens, chasing a giant Russkie dood (obviously a Putin spy) along with a guy whose nose is so big that he can smoke a cigarette in the rain no problem.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

45 I'm FLYING!!!!

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (vf0Uk)

46 37 Sorry MAE, I forgot you're in a different time zone and just getting started.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (IwG52)

Ain't no thing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (/6ur0)

47 Question about this SpaceX static test for rocket-knowledgeable Horde members:
How do they keep the thing from flying away when they fire it? Presumably it is anchored somehow, but it's a lot of force to absorb and contain in a pretty rough environment. How do they do it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

48 IDK, even though CNN only has 6 viewers, the combined weight of the propaganda unistate is too much for the view republican leaders who are actually republicans to make any issue they care about relevant.

we're somehow always playing react to the news instead of pushing our own narrative.

what can you do? I guess we could mail a letter to 1998 and ask the GOP to stop being pussies.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (MLrvz)

49 26 And Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023
---
He had feeling in his head.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023
*
Or someone waved a torch in front of him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023


***
"I like dead . . . We belong dead."

Posted by: Fetterstein's Monster at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (J2vNu)

50 And Fetterman allegedly rushed to hospital.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (/6ur0)
---
He had feeling in his head.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)

Or someone waved a torch in front of him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (/6ur0)
---
Well, fire is bad--it's very bad.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)

51 Oz said the killing word, crudite, and Fetterman collapsed.

This is all Trump's fault.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)



Warm.......

Vinaigrette.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (vf0Uk)

52 Stochastic terrorism

///

literally violence when you mock that. crazy people could kill themselves. or you. probably you.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (MLrvz)

53 46 Ain't no thing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (/6ur0)

=========

So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

54 81 million votes my ass. Biden's SOTU draws 27 million viewers, which means half that many. What an effin joke.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (oWBc3)

55 PUTTTIN' ON DA RITZ!!!!!!

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (vf0Uk)

56 Were they both on the same city council?

Posted by: portlandon at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (+oR7L)

57 Or someone waved a torch in front of him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023
---
Well, fire is bad--it's very bad.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023


***
"Come back! I was going to make espresso!"

Posted by: Gene Hackman's Blind Hermit at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (J2vNu)

58 the killer black
........

I thought he looked oddly familiar.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

59 81 million votes my ass. Biden's SOTU draws 27 million viewers, which means half that many. What an effin joke.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (oWBc3)



With at least 10 million of those viewers being Republicans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (vf0Uk)

60 Anyone have a bead on Fetterman's wife? She's probably in the governor's office right now, just waiting for her husband to be deemed invalid so that Josh there can appoint her Senator...which was the plan all along.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

61 If, as some outlets are claiming, the perp in the second murder (who then offed himself) was an employee at the same place as his victim, then this might not have had anything to do with politics. Maybe.

But maybe it did, and yet ABCNNBCBS can't be bothered to say one thing about it, because they're too busy screeching about January 6.

No doubt two-thirds of the employees in their newsrooms think the victims had it coming anyway.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (bhRsz)

62 If only we could have one of these homicidal maniacs visit SLC. UT

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (D25PY)

63 Ain't no thing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:45 PM (/6ur0)

=========

So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

You love Airplane 2 as much as I love the original

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (/6ur0)

64 The killer, they believe, has been identified -- and is dead, killed by his own hand.
---
I.C.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (krQz2)

65 63 You love Airplane 2 as much as I love the original
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (/6ur0)

========

Airplane > Airplane 2

But Airplane 2 is still very funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

66 Thank God no hammers were involved.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (C7jzY)

67 =========

So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)



*channels andycanuck*

[Golly!]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (vf0Uk)

68 81 million votes my ass. Biden's SOTU draws 27 million viewers, which means half that many. What an effin joke.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (oWBc3)
........

and more than half those 27 million were just hoping he'd blow a gasket and drop dead on live TV

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

69 Anyone have a bead on Fetterman's wife? She's probably in the governor's office right now, just waiting for her husband to be deemed invalid so that Josh there can appoint her Senator...which was the plan all along.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 09, 2023 03:48 PM (Rl7KJ)
---
Joe said she was going to make a great Senator.

I'm sure he got in trouble for letting that one out.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)

70 Life has zero value to political operatives. The ends justifies the means according to them. See *Clinton.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 09, 2023 03:49 PM (9qHsE)

71 They were killed due to two unrelated orders from Merrick Garland.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (TgBWG)

72 So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Either the program is broken or Fish killed it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (IwG52)

73 the left is able to openly blood libel anyway, who cares. they basically said paul pelosis ghey hookup was a maga. they're able to occupy capitol buildings while simultaneously shrieking about J6.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (MLrvz)

74 Question about this SpaceX static test for rocket-knowledgeable Horde members:
How do they keep the thing from flying away when they fire it? Presumably it is anchored somehow, but it's a lot of force to absorb and contain in a pretty rough environment. How do they do it?
-
They hire Lizzo to sit on it.

Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (kOpft)

75 Posted by: portlandon at February 09, 2023 03:47 PM (+oR7L)

No, different towns,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (D+F6R)

76 'What would a man be doing with a bobby pin?!'

*share look*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

77 >>The figure is a featureless dark-colored blob

So we can't rule out it was garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)

78 So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Jus hang loose, blood. She gonna catch you up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 03:51 PM (GnNvu)

79 All the news that's fit to follow the Propaganda that all you ge.t

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 03:51 PM (xhxe8)

80 Poor Eunice Dwumfour.

Not even her internalized white supremacy/misogyny could protect her from the evil that is MAGA.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2023 03:51 PM (KbCG3)

81 They hire Lizzo to sit on it.
Posted by: Methos at February 09, 2023 03:50 PM (kOpft)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

82 Jus hang loose, blood. She gonna catch you up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiit.


Golly!

Posted by: The Subtitles at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (l8gTz)

83 That's Private Gillene. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

War is Hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

84 𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖙

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (44ww/)

85 "First rule of assassination--kill the assassins."

James T. Kirk

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (YIVH2)

86 the good boy who didn't do nothing except beat up a 9 year old girl is getting some criminal attention, so there's that.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (MLrvz)

87 85 "First rule of assassination--kill the assassins."

James T. Kirk
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (YIVH2)

=========

I don't remember him saying that in Airplane 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

88 It's a climate of hate. They encourage ths hate though...

Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2023 03:54 PM (yezA1)

89 Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiit.

I believe it is 'chump don' want no help, chump do' get dick help!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

90 Okay, Imma going to give Airplane 2 another shot.

All I remember from last time I saw it years and years ago was that I didn't like it much.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 03:55 PM (BTgKJ)

91 Real insurrection, like January 6, cause lifelong trauma as AOC had endured.

Murder of actual Republicans is a local story.

Even attempted murder of Republican Congressmen wasn't as bad as the violent, deadly, nation-threatening, democracy-ending illegal parading of January 6.

Quick! Send the DOJ another billion dollars to punish the real threats to America!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2023 03:55 PM (H4uE3)

92 Gee. A news chyron here just now is reporting [probably AP], "Police investigating after congresswoman Angie Craig was assaulted in the elevator of her apartment building in D.C."

I think a chyron here reported Eunice Dwumfour's murder too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:55 PM (Vwz3I)

93 BREAKING: FBI Rescinds Memo Citing Southern Poverty Law Center After Daily Signal Report
___

Good, but I think the FBI rescinded it after reading the scathing mockery on AoS comment threads

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 03:56 PM (fs1hN)

94 During Black History month?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 09, 2023 03:56 PM (bHbFm)

95 as crazy as Joe and the Lump are

Mutt is worse X 10

combined

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (us2H3)

96
Are these subtle requests on the statists to let the pew! pew! pew! times begin?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

97 >>> 94 During Black History month?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 09, 2023 03:56 PM (bHbFm)

As explained above... she is inauthentic. And stuff.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (llON8)

98 90 Okay, Imma going to give Airplane 2 another shot.

All I remember from last time I saw it years and years ago was that I didn't like it much.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 03:55 PM (BTgKJ)

==========

It's a lot of the same set ups for jokes with different punch lines.

Also, repeating the "plane in trouble" thing (even though they put it in space) feels like a limiting view of what an Airplane sequel could have been. I would have liked to see the series develop as each one takes on another disaster movie.

Airplane 2: The Poseidon Adventure - Ted and Elaine go on vacation.
Airplane 3: The Towering Inferno - Ted gives up flying for a desk job.
Airplane 4: Twister - Ted retreats from the world, paranoid about getting into another disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

99 commies always employ the criminally insane as their foot soldiers.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (MLrvz)

100 if the GOP was a real party that represented its base and core ideas, then the SPLC woulda been swatted decades ago.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 09, 2023 03:58 PM (MLrvz)

101 Obviously Heller was going to take away Curtis' social security.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2023 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

102 The just answered it on the live stream! There are a bunch of extremely strong clamps holding it to the launch structure, which is anchored very - *very* - firmly to the earth. So it is just a brute-force overcoming of the problem. 17 million pounds of thrust contained on those clamps and by the structure around it.

I wonder if the guys who engineered them laugh about them being called "clamps." That is one hell of a clamp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

103 Are these subtle requests on the statists to let the pew! pew! pew! times begin?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:58 PM (/6ur0)

104 90 Okay, Imma going to give Airplane 2 another shot.

All I remember from last time I saw it years and years ago was that I didn't like it much.


IIRC, a lot of it is rehashed from the first one. Which isn't necessarily bad, just A) unnecessary and 2. annoying when you watch them close together.

In Ye Olde Days, of course, you *couldn't* watch a movie that wasn't literally in the theaters right now, unless you were super-rich and/or had the reels and the equipment.

Cable and VCRs lessened that, of course, but it's still a very different world when you had to read a book to learn about, say, Casablanca, instead of just watching it at home.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, off on a tangent again at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (l8gTz)

105 I think they hold the static firing down with large bolts. Or maybe they static is from not using the dryer sheets.

Those dryer sheets, mmmm. . . . They remind me so much of my childhood. I spent so much time locked in the dryer.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (xhaym)

106 93 BREAKING: FBI Rescinds Memo Citing Southern Poverty Law Center After Daily Signal Report

tey put it in the TCITM/IWCIYM file

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (us2H3)

107 BORING! Now, lets get back to that huge story of some creepy lawyer that killed his wife and son...now that's real news, of real importance !

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (AsMdZ)

108 102 I wonder if the guys who engineered them laugh about them being called "clamps." That is one hell of a clamp.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Probably a Futurama reference.

Though, calling a key part the Hedonismbot would be funnier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

109 AP - In GOP-held Florida, Biden says no cuts for Social Security

AP - Biden warns of GOP plans for Medicare, Social Security cuts

23-Nov-2022 Two economists reorted Tuesday in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that President Joe Biden is cutting Medicare benefits through the so-called Inflation Reduction Act, which cuts payments for prescription drugs for seniors.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

110 Airplane 2: The Poseidon Adventure - Ted and Elaine go on vacation.
Airplane 3: The Towering Inferno - Ted gives up flying for a desk job.
Airplane 4: Twister - Ted retreats from the world, paranoid about getting into another disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Airplane 2.5: Elaine sneaks off & meets Otto (the blow up pilot).

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (GnNvu)

111 China’s government propaganda newspaper Global Times finally weighed in on leftist President Joe Biden’s State of the Union address late Wednesday – after ignoring it for a routine Xi Jinping public appearance – and used its coverage to apparently accuse Biden of plagiarizing President Donald Trump.

The Global Times lamented, in a report citing its usual Chinese Communist Party-approved “experts,” that Biden “failed” to “unite the country” and had resorted to rehashing Trump-era talking points in an attempt to please the country. Elsewhere, in an editorial on Thursday, the Global Times accused Biden of appealing to “neo-isolationism” by expressing the desire to increase job opportunities for Americans and described the United States as “sensitive, suspicious, and narrow-minded.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

112 @98 Airplane 5: Mr Stryker goes to Washington

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (jYCXf)

113 It's a lot of the same set ups for jokes with different punch lines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

I liked how they always knocked off the Special Guest star at the beginning of each episode of "Police Squad."

I seem to recall Florence Henderson getting machine-gunned in a kitchen.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (BTgKJ)

114 Airplane 2: The Poseidon Adventure - Ted and Elaine go on vacation.
Airplane 3: The Towering Inferno - Ted gives up flying for a desk job.
Airplane 4: Twister - Ted retreats from the world, paranoid about getting into another disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Airplane 2.5: Elaine sneaks off & meets Otto (the blow up pilot).
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (GnNvu)

That would be Airplane 9 /12 Weeks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (/6ur0)

115 She was only 30 years old and has a daughter from a prior relationship. Her husband, still in Nigeria, has posted tributes to her via Facebook.





Posted by: Lola at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (Wxlzw)

116 Okay, Imma going to give Airplane 2 another shot.

All I remember from last time I saw it years and years ago was that I didn't like it much.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 03:55 PM (BTgKJ)
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ZAZ didn't write it. They didn't want to do a sequel, so Hollywood assigned it to another group.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)

117 BREAKING: FBI Rescinds Memo Citing Southern Poverty Law Center After Daily Signal Report
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Was that the memo citing traditionalist Catholics as possible terrorists?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (D+F6R)

118 BREAKING: FBI Rescinds Memo Citing Southern Poverty Law Center After Daily Signal Report

Riiight.

They rescinded the memo. Did they rescind the intent and the targeting of those groups?

I think we know the answer.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (pwExq)

119 I liked how they always knocked off the Special Guest star at the beginning of each episode of "Police Squad."

I seem to recall Florence Henderson getting machine-gunned in a kitchen.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (BTgKJ)

I love Police Squad so much, I went and bought 'Z Squad' with Lee Marvin, which the show 'borrowed' a lot from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (/6ur0)

120 Oh, my! The NFL is very, very disturbed by counterfeit NFL/Super Bowl trinkets being bought by the great unwashed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)

121 114 Airplane 2: The Poseidon Adventure - Ted and Elaine go on vacation.
Airplane 3: The Towering Inferno - Ted gives up flying for a desk job.
Airplane 4: Twister - Ted retreats from the world, paranoid about getting into another disaster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Airplane 2.5: Elaine sneaks off & meets Otto (the blow up pilot).
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 03:59 PM (GnNvu)

That would be Airplane 9 /12 Weeks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (/6ur0)

And FAR in the Future? Airplane 40, shades of Airplane

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

122 I seem to recall Florence Henderson getting machine-gunned in a kitchen.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (BTgKJ)
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I think Shatner got poisoned during the credits one week.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)

123 She's a Republican. That offsets and cancels out her blackness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

That's like a hot girl wearing revealing clothing, she's basically asking for it.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (YqQ+/)

124 Joe Biden couldn't "unite" two LEGO bricks

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

125 121 And FAR in the Future? Airplane 40, shades of Airplane
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

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The credit sequence at the end of 22 Jump Street is my dream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

126 And FAR in the Future? Airplane 40, shades of Airplane
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

Dammmitttt... 50, shades of Airplane.... hate blowin an already ban punchline

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (oHd/0)

127 Apparently Airplane! killed the diasaster movie as a genre, at least for a while.

Blazing Saddles at least came after the Western had died down a bit, IIRC.

(Hollywood works in cycles, and it's kind of fun to see a subgenre take off and then mostly die out, either from overexposure, parody, or the Next Big Thing.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, off on a tangent again at February 09, 2023 04:02 PM (l8gTz)

128
Or someone waved a torch in front of him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water


Puttin' on da RIIIIIH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

129 a town in Jersey had the mayor and all four councilmembers switch to the repub party

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (DB6tu)

130 BREAKING: FBI Rescinds Memo Citing Southern Poverty Law Center After Daily Signal Report

Riiight.

They rescinded the memo. Did they rescind the intent and the targeting of those groups?

I think we know the answer.
Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (pwExq)
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Exactly. In tactics that's just called "reversing your tracks".

It's the same bullshit, only with a juke.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (krQz2)

131
That would be Airplane 9 /12 Weeks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (/6ur0)



Wouldn't that be Airplane 3/4! ?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (vf0Uk)

132 Oh, oh. There's a new sheriff in town...

||The family of “Rust” cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was shot dead by Alec Baldwin in a 2021 on-set accident, is set to file a new lawsuit against the disgraced actor.

Famed lawyer Gloria Allred will be representing the Hutchins family, she announced in a press release.

Baldwin already settled with the family in October in a separate civil suit — the terms of which were not publicly disclosed — and it’s not immediately clear what the grounds are for the new suit.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (Vwz3I)

133 That would be Airplane 9 /12 Weeks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (/6ur0)


Wouldn't that be Airplane 3/4! ?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (vf0Uk)

Damn typos, yes. Well spotted Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (/6ur0)

134 a town in Jersey had the mayor and all four councilmembers switch to the repub party
Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 04:03 PM (DB6tu)
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Zat von't verk out vell for zem.

Posted by: Garland with a Monocle at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)

135 Fox nation or one of the other Fox channels aired uncut Blazing Saddles last Saturday night.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (DB6tu)

136
Damn typos, yes. Well spotted Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (/6ur0)



Well, that's better than being shunned for doing math on the blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (vf0Uk)

137 There seems to be a basic misunderstanding of the 5-4 ruling in Dobbs.
It all boiled down to the courts not having the ability to create rights.
They either had to exist prior to the Constitution or conferred by the Constitution. This means new rights have to go thru the Constitutional amendment process, not the courts.
For instance, slavery was not ended by a SCOTUS ruling, but rather the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments to the Constitution.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

138 136 Well, that's better than being shunned for doing math on the blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:04 PM (vf0Uk)

=========

It's true. You did.

We'll accept a Mannix-style apology.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

139 Funny Airplane ll....remember hearing terrible reviews, so when we did see it (Didn't cable yet, just Showtime, somehow via an antenna, no idea how that worked in 82-83) and thought he, it's pretty funny!
Last time I saw it , it was , hmmm....thought there were more laughs in it.

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (AsMdZ)

140 137 There seems to be a basic misunderstanding of the 5-4 ruling in Dobbs.
It all boiled down to the courts not having the ability to create rights.
They either had to exist prior to the Constitution or conferred by the Constitution. This means new rights have to go thru the Constitutional amendment process, not the courts.
For instance, slavery was not ended by a SCOTUS ruling, but rather the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments to the Constitution.
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

==========

"I know! We'll just say abortion comes from another amendment!"
-Leftist judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

141 =========

It's true. You did.

We'll accept a Mannix-style apology.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)



At work. I will need to atone later.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:06 PM (vf0Uk)

142 At work. I will need to atone later.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:06 PM (vf0Uk)
++++
This busty blonde in a dress has you covered:
https://is.gd/id45UV

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

143 Ah, yes. The Southern Morris Dees Megamillionaire Center.

Dees (who first got rich by being a junk mail king -- like a prototype spammer, but with paper) wasn't the first White D00d to get rich by appointing himself to "speak for" blacks, and he won't be the last. He was, however, the first to turn it into a fully-automated, nationwide grift.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (bW8dp)

144
Our speech is violence, their violence is speech.
Posted by: Methos


Heck, our SILENCE is violence!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (63Dwl)

145 142 At work. I will need to atone later.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:06 PM (vf0Uk)
++++
This busty blonde in a dress has you covered:
https://is.gd/id45UV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

Jutting

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (/6ur0)

146 Festermen shit my pants!

POOP!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (Vu7A1)

147 140 137 There seems to be a basic misunderstanding of the 5-4 ruling in Dobbs.
It all boiled down to the courts not having the ability to create rights.
They either had to exist prior to the Constitution or conferred by the Constitution. This means new rights have to go thru the Constitutional amendment process, not the courts.
For instance, slavery was not ended by a SCOTUS ruling, but rather the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments to the Constitution.
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

==========

"I know! We'll just say abortion comes from another amendment!"
-Leftist judge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

*throws dart at Constitution*
Would you believe the 17th Amendment?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (eYoxG)

148 Our speech is violence, their violence is speech.
Posted by: Methos

Heck, our SILENCE is violence!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (63Dwl)
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Harry Potter video games are violence.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (krQz2)

149 > Famed lawyer Gloria Allred

Yeah, that case is doomed.

Sure, she's "famous", but I don't recall her ever winning a case. And I mean, like, EVER.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (bW8dp)

150 My favorite Hollywood "follow the leader" subgenre was all those underwater movies that tried to cash in on The Abyss.

The Abyss's production took a long time--

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE??

Ahem. The production took so long, that some of the copycats/mockbusters came out well before The Abyss actually did.

(To be fair, sometimes there's a sort of zeitgeist and a lot of similar-ish movies are being worked on at the same time, but as soon as one becomes a hit, BLAMMO the others get fast-tracked.)

(My other favorite one is how Star Wars lit a fire under Paramount and made them turn their not-high-priority-we'll-get-to-it-when-we-get-to-it TV prospective TV series Star Trek: Phase Two into Star Trek: The Motion Picture.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, off on a tangent again at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (l8gTz)

151 Heck, our SILENCE is violence!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (63Dwl)
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Soon to extend to our breathing.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (krQz2)

152
I love Police Squad so much, I went and bought 'Z Squad' with Lee Marvin, which the show 'borrowed' a lot from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023


***
M Squad, I think it was. I dimly remember seeing reruns of it in syndication when I was in grammar school.

Posted by: Gene Hackman's Blind Hermit at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (J2vNu)

153 It's being overshadowed by a much bigger story: a D congress critter got bumped into on an elevator. It's J6 all over again!!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (DePyg)

154 23-Nov-2022 Two economists reorted Tuesday in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that President Joe Biden is cutting Medicare benefits through the so-called Inflation Reduction Act, which cuts payments for prescription drugs for seniors.

Thats frisizhnjubs to you Jack

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (M+Lyo)

155 How do they keep the thing from flying away when they fire it? Presumably it is anchored somehow, but it's a lot of force to absorb and contain in a pretty rough environment. How do they do it?

They attach it to a big, very well-anchored concrete and steel fixture. I think it's called a "static fire test stand". Similar setups are used to test jet engines. And yes, it's heavier than Lizzo.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:10 PM (ZGrMX)

156 "I know! We'll just say abortion comes from another amendment!"
-Leftist judge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


We'll use the 7th Amendment! No one knows what that says anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 04:10 PM (GnNvu)

157 147 *throws dart at Constitution*
Would you believe the 17th Amendment?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 04:08 PM (eYoxG)

=========

3rd Amendment.

Babies are the soldiers of the future. Wombs of leftist women are homes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

158 I always thought Joe got around 30 million real votes.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (ClTYV)

159 I love Police Squad so much, I went and bought 'Z Squad' with Lee Marvin, which the show 'borrowed' a lot from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023

***
M Squad, I think it was. I dimly remember seeing reruns of it in syndication when I was in grammar school.
Posted by: Gene Hackman's Blind Hermit at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (J2vNu)

Whoops. you're right. I think I conflated it with 'Z Car' from the UK with Brian Blessed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (/6ur0)

160 23-Nov-2022 Two economists reorted Tuesday in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that President Joe Biden is cutting Medicare benefits through the so-called Inflation Reduction Act, which cuts payments for prescription drugs for seniors.

Thats frisizhnjubs to you Jack
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 04:09 PM (M+Lyo)
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Damn Republicans!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (krQz2)

161 > I know! We'll just say abortion comes from another amendment!"
-Leftist judge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

> *throws dart at Constitution*
> Would you believe the 17th Amendment?

Third Amendment. You've heard of "child soldiers", right? How do we know that fetus hasn't joined some type of paramilitary organization? That would clearly make forcing a woman to carry the fetus equivalent to quartering a soldier, and therefore unconstitutional.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (bW8dp)

162 FESTERMEN IS VIOLENCE JACK

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (Vu7A1)

163 ++++
This busty blonde in a dress has you covered:
https://is.gd/id45UV
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)



it's good to have friends.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (vf0Uk)

164 This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (D25PY)

165 3rd Amendment.

Babies are the soldiers of the future. Wombs of leftist women are homes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
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The babies don't have a warrant for a cavity search.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (krQz2)

166 will have to click that link later as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (vf0Uk)

167 163 it's good to have friends.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (vf0Uk)

=========

First time, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

168 Second ... Politician ... Murdered

----

Whatever. I couldn't care any less.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (oINRc)

169 > 3rd Amendment.

> Babies are the soldiers of the future. Wombs of leftist women are homes.

Horde mind. It is a thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (bW8dp)

170 I always thought Joe got around 30 million real votes.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2023 04:11 PM (ClTYV)

---------

It wouldn't surprise me if Trump got over 100 million actual votes -- and possibly won California.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (O5X5G)

171 Police Squad! Was so awesome! some stupid ABC exec said you had to pay too much attention to the show, so many gags/hidden jokes, so they cancelled it after 6 shows! Loved after killing off Florence or whomever , THE 70s tv show announcer would say, on tonights episode, "A Substantial Gift " and onscreen it would say, The Broken Promise

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (AsMdZ)

172 This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (D25PY)

and bad gay porn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (/6ur0)

173 169 > 3rd Amendment.

> Babies are the soldiers of the future. Wombs of leftist women are homes.

Horde mind. It is a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (bW8dp)

It manages to be both a really clever and really stupid line of argument at the same time. Perfect for satire.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (eYoxG)

174 and bad gay porn
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (/6ur0)
++++
I dunno. I'm into it.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (t0OGg)

175 Democrats at today's Justice Oversight Hearing were very concerned about:
Parents at school board meetings.
The J6, most violent attack on Democracy that killed 5.
Republicans are the ones literally weaponizing FedGov by holding this hearing.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 09, 2023 04:13 PM (DB16e)

176 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.

Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM (bVhJi)

177 M Squad, I think it was. I dimly remember seeing reruns of it in syndication when I was in grammar school.
Posted by: Gene Hackman's Blind Hermit at February 09, 2023
*
Whoops. you're right. I think I conflated it with 'Z Car' from the UK with Brian Blessed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023


***
My even dimmer memory says he drove a Mercury (which in the late '50s had a big "M" on the front grill, some models anyway)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM (J2vNu)

178
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First time, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)



I was just guessing as I've been told things like that happen when you have some.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM (vf0Uk)

179 yikes. That's a big roman candle. They're gonna vitrify the launch pad.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (cupoy)

180 > 176 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM (bVhJi)

I'm sure Henry VIII would be pleased. Really.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (bW8dp)

181 Static fire executed and finished. About 5 seconds, maybe. Nothing blew up or broke apart, so if every engine fired as expected, that was the biggest rocket fire in history.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg)

182 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM

Kunzuntight.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (oE0yX)

183 Police Squad! Was so awesome! some stupid ABC exec said you had to pay too much attention to the show, so many gags/hidden jokes, so they cancelled it after 6 shows! Loved after killing off Florence or whomever , THE 70s tv show announcer would say, on tonights episode, "A Substantial Gift " and onscreen it would say, The Broken Promise
Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at February 09, 2023


***
Wasn't it a summer replacement show, intended to have only 6-8 episodes anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (J2vNu)

184 It's blatantly obvious that the 2nd Amendment has secret code about a right to abortion. "a well regulated militia" is referring to a uterus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (Y5qcH)

185 Sadly, I think Joey got a lot more votes than we could stomach knowing, but, but...the dems just had to move 20-30K votes in a few states to assure the S T E A L

Posted by: ziggggyyyyeeee at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (AsMdZ)

186 AOSHQ come for the toe fungus adds, stay for the bad jokes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (M+Lyo)

187
It wouldn't surprise me if Trump got over 100 million actual votes -- and possibly won California.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (O5X5G)

+++
Yeah, I'd love to know.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (ClTYV)

188 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM



Love is love.

Blasphemy is eternal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (vf0Uk)

189 This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (D25PY)
........

Looks like Luntz wants some strange.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2023 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

190 @147

>>Would you believe the 17th Amendment?

The Illuminati hides within the emanations and penumbras of the third amendment.

Look deeper and you will see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2023 04:16 PM (up/3i)

191 Mutt is preparing not to run for re-election

Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 04:16 PM (us2H3)

192 AOSHQ come for the toe fungus adds, stay for the bad jokes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM

(.) (.)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (oE0yX)

193 Nope, I see on IMDB that Police Squad was 6 episodes in the spring of '82. Strange that I don't remember it more strongly. I guess Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was keeping my busy in the evenings then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

194 Some movies it is fun and fashionable to hate upon.

Now with the internet you eventually hear from someone who likes that awful movie EG Prometheus and you have to temper the opinion.

"Don't yuck somebody's yum" may be a little kindergarten but there is wisdom in knowing that people have strange and different perspectives. And encountering people who are unable to, has a way of teaching.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (44ww/)

195
This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (D25PY)
--------
Retort by Cernovich: "Democrats never post stuff like this, it’s always groveling, low status Republicans who do."

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (O5X5G)

196 I think that the election was clearly stolen, and in a big way.

But that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people dumb enough to vote for Joey Documentseed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (bW8dp)

197 SpaceX confirms that this was a full duration test, no mention of problems.

Good on 'em. Hell of an accomplishment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

198 191 Mutt is preparing not to run for re-election
Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2023 04:16 PM (us2H3)

=========

And then the UT GOP will throw the race to Democrats because an unapproved nominee will get through the primary.

Mike Lee will talk about how his best friend Mitt Romney is sadly leaving the Senate and his replacement, Crazy Leftist Tranny, is just the person to take up the good work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

199 some stupid ABC exec said you had to pay too much attention to the show, so many gags/hidden jokes
------------
And ignoring that people were videotaping it to re/watch for gags they'd missed. Same thing with Sledge Hammer! -- VCRed it and watched it later.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (Vwz3I)

200 This is so sad. The killer was a white liberal piece of crap, I am sure. Glad he did not wait for justice.

So yeah. No coverage by the MSM.

Prayers to her family and daughter.



Posted by: Czech Chick at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (+8w2C)

201 Just a weather balloon, guys. Also, we knew it wasn't a weather balloon.

“High resolution imagery from U-2 flybys revealed that the high-altitude balloon was capable of conducting signals intelligence collection operations,” an official with the State Department, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Epoch Times.

“The high altitude balloon’s equipment was clearly for intelligence surveillance and inconsistent with the equipment onboard weather balloons. It had multiple antennas to include an array likely capable of collecting and geo-locating communications. It was equipped with solar panels large enough to produce the requisite power to operate multiple active intelligence collection sensors,” the official added.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (R8uWY)

202 Sadly Church of England is sinking quick into Marxism and the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe8)

203 >Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.

If I wanted to join a 2000-year-old organization what are my choices? Anything?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (44ww/)

204 > High resolution imagery from U-2 flybys

I know the U-2 is unarmed, but it's a pity Kelly Johnson isn't still with us.

He'd have that puppy refitted with a rotary cannon within a week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:19 PM (bW8dp)

205 19 And Fetterman allegedly rushed lumbered to hospital.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 09, 2023 03:40 PM (/6ur0)


FIFY.

Posted by: Half Dozen at February 09, 2023 04:20 PM (eHovo)

206
Whatever. I couldn't care any less.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (oINRc)

Well, then I'll make up for you a bit..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 04:20 PM (D+F6R)

207 any lumber you could make from Fetterman would be punky, full of ring checks, knots, pitch and twisted as hell

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 04:21 PM (xhaym)

208 31/33 engines fired successfully per Space Daddy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2023 04:21 PM (cupoy)

209 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
.......

Bloody poofters.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2023 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

210 Release the J6 video, bigK

Posted by: micky at February 09, 2023 04:21 PM (3byMq)

211 Hunter's lawyers ... told Comer that his demands lacked “legitimate legislative and oversight basis”

It's nice to know that all that work, that the House Democrats did to get Trump's tax returns, will be used against the Bidens.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

212 180 > 176 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
Posted by: jmel at February 09, 2023 04:14 PM (bVhJi)

I'm sure Henry VIII would be pleased. Really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (bW8dp)

Wasn't there some English prince or king that had a problematic gay lover that the nobility insisted be executed?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 04:22 PM (eYoxG)

213 Okay, so SpaceX idled one engine before the test (for testing) and one engine failed to fire, but it still beats the Soviets on both "number of engines in a single booster" and "thrust produced by a single booster." Per SpaceX, being down two engines doesn't effect the ability to reach orbit due to design redundancy.

Suck, it Ivan. It's been a long time coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:22 PM (t0OGg)

214 Church Militant (conservative RC site) responds to FBI memo:

https://tinyurl.com/3mh3wdzk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 04:22 PM (D+F6R)

215 197 SpaceX confirms that this was a full duration test, no mention of problems.

Good on 'em. Hell of an accomplishment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

17.5 million pounds of thrust firing all 33 engines. Absolutely incredible.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 04:23 PM (N39Ws)

216 tOO MANY fat cat billeonare. waitresses are not reporting their tipes.

This will end with Sherrif Joe on the job.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 04:23 PM (Vu7A1)

217 David Strom over at HotAir (the place seems better after AP left) has article on Fauci writing a paper published in peer reviewed journal "Cell" where he admits that the Covid vaccines don't work and that he knew this from the beginning based on actual science (not the political science that he was really practicing).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 04:23 PM (fs1hN)

218 I'm sure Henry VIII would be pleased. Really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (bW8dp)


I doubt it. He wasn't a homosexual.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 04:24 PM (D+F6R)

219 116 ZAZ didn't write it. They didn't want to do a sequel, so Hollywood assigned it to another group.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:01 PM (krQz2)


I hypothesize that that's the reason so many people over the decades have reflexively said it's a bad movie despite not having seen it. I enjoyed it though there are some earie parallels to the destruction of Challenger a few years after its theatrical release.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 09, 2023 04:24 PM (DTX3h)

220 Bet lots of politicians are not claiming their yen on taxes either

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 04:25 PM (xhxe8)

221 #James IS Project Veritas
trending on Twatter.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 09, 2023 04:25 PM (DB16e)

222 17 A red Ford F150 was seen speeding away, spilling bleach and leaving a rope tailing behind it with the driver screaming "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!" witnesses say.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 03:39 PM

IT WAS A NOOSE!!!

Posted by: Unnamed Source who didn't see the incident the MSM is interviewing as an expert, or BEN ROETHLISBERG at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (JCZqz)

223 @Breaking911 · 1h
POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)

224 Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (44ww/)

Actually the Eastern Church and the Catholic Church were one church before the schism, and no doubt the EO has corruption too, but probably less homosexuality among its priests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (D+F6R)

225 17.5 million pounds of thrust firing all 33 engines. Absolutely incredible.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


What's incredible is the tie downs.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2023 04:27 PM (GnNvu)

226 >>> 223 @Breaking911 · 1h
POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)

Where is one of our retarded trolls to start spouting about Dark Brandon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 04:28 PM (llON8)

227 223 @Breaking911 · 1h
POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)

And Romney wanted to ban contraception. Not the first time the left has completely lied about things and it won't be the last.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 04:28 PM (UuD2k)

228
This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


The comments are good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

229 Where is one of our retarded trolls to start spouting about Dark Brandon?

Heh. Making fun of Dark Brandon lasted longer than actual lefty use of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:30 PM (ZGrMX)

230 *YAHOO TO LAY OFF OVER 20% OF STAFF: AXIOS

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:30 PM (Vwz3I)

231 @217

>> where he admits that the Covid vaccines don't work and that he knew this from the beginning based on actual science

Of course they knew it wasn't going to work, I mean, it's not like we are at year one of understanding how all of this works, it's not like they've been trying to produce a vaccine for noro, adeno, corona, et al respiratory viruses for a 100 years with zero success, but somehow they were going to take the failed and shelved mRNA technology and whip out an safe and efficacious vaccine in under a year?

Listen, I'm just a simple engineer, scientist and program manger and not the head of the CDC or National Institute of Health but I know an Op and Bullshit when I see it, and it was apparent all of this was an Op and Bullshit in, ohh, February of 2020.

Wood Chippers.

And Armada of Industrial Wood Chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2023 04:30 PM (up/3i)

232 Heh. Making fun of Dark Brandon lasted longer than actual lefty use of it.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:30 PM (ZGrMX)

Liver Spotted Brandon might have legs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 04:31 PM (UuD2k)

233 The black suspect of the 2nd shooting drove a Mercedes...must be nice on a PSEG salary...

Although would you really shoot yourself dead in that kinda car after killing the guy who fired you...just sayin...maybe the voices or the drugs told him to...

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/ news/local/nj-councilman-killed-in-murder-suicide-at- pseg-facility-officials/4094445/

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 04:31 PM (exHjb)

234 And the media remains uninterested.

Thanks to JJ Sefton.


Dammit J.J.! Why are you keeping the MSM disinterested?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 09, 2023 04:32 PM (JbZEe)

235 Just saw on Twitter that the Church of England will start blessing same-sex marriages.
---
I thought they already were.

Man, they lagged behind the times for a few years there.

Mod Jesus will not be pleased.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:32 PM (krQz2)

236 Joe Biden has forgotten more than you will ever know

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 04:32 PM (RHGPo)

237 Only plantation owners should have guns. We would think that would be obvious.

Posted by: The Dems at February 09, 2023 04:32 PM (CaJIi)

238 To be fair Biden is kind of, sort of, nightmarish.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 09, 2023 04:33 PM (eGTCV)

239 This is known as "I believe nothing til we see the video from the parking lot at PSE&G, b/c you know they have to have it" and the video at the train station where the suspect drove to and killed himself, b/c there also has to be video at train stations...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 04:33 PM (exHjb)

240 218 I'm sure Henry VIII would be pleased. Really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:15 PM (bW8dp)


I doubt it. He wasn't a homosexual.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I wouldn't be so sure. I think the nasty pervert would bugger anything.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2023 04:33 PM (QDZBH)

241 Wow, that Joe Biden sure is tough!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 04:33 PM (u73oe)

242 @Breaking911 · 1h
POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)
---
You're expecting me to believe he pronounced all those words in a row?

What a world we live in where one party is permitted to mass produce straw men to fight.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

243 Today, the Church of England declared its friendship with the world and its enmity with God.

"Unfaithful creatures! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God." (James 4:4)

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (xYawB)

244 Xi is now demanding the pieces of his balloon back. I wonder how fast the junta will capitulate.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

245 POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)
---
He's already a walking nightmare of epic proportions for Americans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (YIVH2)

246 The killer, they believe, has been identified -- and is dead, killed by his own hand.

===

Hmmm

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2023 04:35 PM (6F7eb)

247 And the media remains uninterested.
---
You have died of disinterest.

Posted by: Oregon Trail at February 09, 2023 04:35 PM (krQz2)

248 POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

Think of the savings if we get everyone vaccinated and boosted while they're young...

Posted by: The Other Way To Cut SS at February 09, 2023 04:35 PM (CaJIi)

249 >>> 230 *YAHOO TO LAY OFF OVER 20% OF STAFF: AXIOS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:30 PM (Vwz3I)

Learn to co.... oh, wait.

I have been very fortunate that my employers have not done this, yet, and in fact may be hiring soon (!!).

I am eager to welcome all the former twatter, googlag, yahu and other victims of capitalist worker exploitation as my new cow-orkers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 04:35 PM (llON8)

250 YAHOO TO LAY OFF OVER 20% OF STAFF: AXIOS

Hopefully that shitbag DNC water-carrier Rick Newman is on the list.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 09, 2023 04:35 PM (Ghxbr)

251 The killer, they believe, has been identified -- and is dead, killed by his own hand.
---
Was his brain squirming like a toad?

Posted by: Oregon Trail at February 09, 2023 04:36 PM (krQz2)

252 Are women ordained in the Temple of Crom? I'm just asking.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 04:36 PM (44ww/)

253 Only plantation owners should have guns. We would think that would be obvious.
Posted by: The Dems at February 09, 2023 04:32 PM (CaJIi)
==================
Democrats actual position on the 2A

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2023 04:36 PM (1Er21)

254
Colonizing Mars doesn't make sense but Starship full up launch next month will be the snizz.

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 04:36 PM (j4U/Z)

255 >>> 243 Today, the Church of England declared its friendship with the world and its enmity with God.

"Unfaithful creatures! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God." (James 4:4)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (xYawB)

They may end up regretting that decision.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (llON8)

256 The killer, they believe, has been identified -- and is dead, killed by his own hand.

Yeah, I bet.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (lc5cP)

257 Was Joe wearing aviators when he threatened Republicans?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (eGTCV)

258 YAHOO TO LAY OFF OVER 20% OF STAFF: AXIOS
---
You know for a second there I thought you were really happy to see people laid off.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

259 Colonizing Mars doesn't make sense but Starship full up launch next month will be the snizz.

It makes excellent sense if we turn Mars into Hordelandia and trap all the Dems on Earth.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)

260 228
This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.
Posted by: Maj. Healey



A Cuckservative in his natural enviroment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (sAmhv)

261 They may end up regretting that decision.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
___

Hi Helena. : )

As will anyone who rejects the Lord.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 04:38 PM (xYawB)

262 POTUS: "I know that a lot of Republicans, their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well let me say this: If that's your dream, I'm your nightmare."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:26 PM (Vwz3I)
=================
When a heavily medicated dementia patient starts issuing threats I think the family should intervene.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (1Er21)

263 Colonizing Mars doesn't make sense but Starship full up launch next month will be the snizz.
---
Get the progressives sold on how awesome it will be to leave on Ark B.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

264 @kevin_smith45
Replying to
@FrankLuntz

@CoryBooker
and
@donlemon
Why don’t you run a poll on who sucks most in this picture.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (fs1hN)

265
Remember when a life long criminal tries to steal copper from a power plant its a NAZI attack on the power plant to stop draq queen story hours.

However when two Republicans office holders are gunned down a day apart its a coincidence.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (lc5cP)

266 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (a3Q+t)

267 > Wasn't there some English prince or king that had a problematic gay lover that the nobility insisted be executed?

> Wasn't there some English prince or king that had a problematic gay lover that the nobility insisted be executed?

Edward II's alleged lover Piers Gaveston was the one mentioned in Braveheart (he was in fact executed, though there was a fair amount of historical inaccuracy in the movie as to the method of death).

Edward II himself was allegedly killed by sticking a red-hot poker up his butthole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (bW8dp)

268 >>> 261

___

Hi Helena. : )

As will anyone who rejects the Lord.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 04:38 PM (xYawB)

I certainly can't pretend to be all that smart about certain things but I try not to do obviously *stupid* shit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (llON8)

269 > I doubt it. He wasn't a homosexual.

Hmm... maybe time to start closed-captioning comments for the sarcasm-impaired. :-)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (bW8dp)

270 Nood.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2023 04:39 PM (a3Q+t)
---
You are fake nood!

Posted by: Trump at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (krQz2)

271 "YAHOO TO LAY OFF OVER 20% OF STAFF: AXIOS"

That makes me so
Very happy

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (iayUP)

272 You know for a second there I thought you were really happy to see people laid off.
------------
LOL. I see what you did there.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:41 PM (Vwz3I)

273 Nood?

Posted by: Regular joe at February 09, 2023 04:41 PM (nnp+f)

274 It makes excellent sense if we turn Mars into Hordelandia and trap all the Dems on Earth.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)
==================
Turning "Fuck you. War." into a national/planetary motto.

Posted by: The Expanse at February 09, 2023 04:42 PM (1Er21)

275 Question about this SpaceX static test for rocket-knowledgeable Horde members:
How do they keep the thing from flying away when they fire it? Presumably it is anchored somehow, but it's a lot of force to absorb and contain in a pretty rough environment. How do they do it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg

Huge lug nuts with the instructions of righty tighty.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 04:42 PM (BdMk6)

276 244 Xi is now demanding the pieces of his balloon back. I wonder how fast the junta will capitulate.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

Did we ever get the plane back that crash landed in China

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 09, 2023 04:42 PM (JlvEP)

277
Build a exhibition hall in DC for the Chicom balloon and force the CCP reps/ambassadors/ exchange students to tour it when they arrive in town.

Gary Powers U2 / Mayaguez are still on display, right?

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 04:42 PM (j4U/Z)

278 Is there literally nothing Republicans actually believe that Democrats can attack as opposed to made up bullshit?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 09, 2023 04:42 PM (eGTCV)

279 Dear laid off tech workers,

Do you know what you had when orangemanbad was in office? A job.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 04:43 PM (u73oe)

280 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (llON
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Yeah, mocking the Lord and His commandments seems silly, yet He said that apostasy would increase as His return draws near.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 04:43 PM (xYawB)

281 Hmm... maybe time to start closed-captioning comments for the sarcasm-impaired. :-)
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Yes. Pretty obvious reference to starting your own religion over a divorce/getting remarried.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

282 Yeah, mocking the Lord and His commandments seems silly, yet He said that apostasy would increase as His return draws near.

Imagine telling your average "reality based community" leftist in 2003 that two of their big issues in 2023 would be allowing transsexuals to molest children and protesting the Church of Satan.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 04:46 PM (lc5cP)

283 Okay, so SpaceX idled one engine before the test (for testing) and one engine failed to fire, but it still beats the Soviets on both "number of engines in a single booster" and "thrust produced by a single booster." Per SpaceX, being down two engines doesn't effect the ability to reach orbit due to design redundancy.

Suck, it Ivan. It's been a long time coming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 04:22 PM (t0OGg)


Considering the missile prowess of SpaceX, they'll solve the problem of non-firing engines before the next test.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 04:50 PM (BdMk6)

284 Edward II himself was allegedly killed by sticking a red-hot poker up his butthole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (bW8dp)

Whoa! That'll clean out the ol' poop shoot.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 04:55 PM (BdMk6)

285 Chute.

Geez

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 04:56 PM (BdMk6)

286 164 This is the way life is supposed to work. This is the way to make Washington work.

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1623716304812384256

Good God.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 04:12 PM (D25PY)

Kev lives with that?
hoo, boy.

Posted by: Flyover at February 09, 2023 05:00 PM (Rbu5d)

287 If I wanted to join a 2000-year-old organization what are my choices? Anything?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 04:18 PM (44ww/)

Orthodox Christian Church.
Fullness of the Truth.
Some parishes are better than others.
https://orthodoxyinamerica.org

Posted by: Flyover at February 09, 2023 05:06 PM (Rbu5d)

288 Looking on the bright side, New Jersey remains much safer and better governed than New York.

But the residents of New Jersey haven’t given up trying to catch up to New York and California in regards to being America’s Venezuela, and I wish them all the best in their efforts.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at February 09, 2023 06:44 PM (FkMTW)

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Posted by: Emily at February 10, 2023 09:51 AM (1WEOE)

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